Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:19:53 PM
No.530802835
/bgg/ - Baldur's Gate General
Those Who Remain Edition
>News:
Patch 8:
https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138
Patch 7:
https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121
Patch 6:
https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108
Patch 5:
https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99
>Wiki:
https://bg3.wiki
>Mods:
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/
>FAQ:
>Q: How often should I long rest?
>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.
>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?
>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.
>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?
>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.
>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?
>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.
>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?
>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.
>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?
>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.
>Polls:
>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6
>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ
>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA
>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnY
OP pasta:
https://rentry.org/bggpasta
Previous thread:
>>530450063
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:26:43 PM
No.530803338
>>530803705
MFW I see Shadowheart drink a fire resist potion and then go off behind the rocks with Karlach.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:31:54 PM
No.530803705
>>530803338
mfw I see Karlach drink an Enlarge Person potion and sneak off behind the shed with Shadowheart
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:15:42 PM
No.530806998
>>530805421
OP loves stale bread and tap water
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:52:08 PM
No.530809815
bland vanilla screenshots in 2025 is just depressing
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:00:09 PM
No.530810484
>vanilla screenshots
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:00:39 PM
No.530810527
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:31:22 PM
No.530818697
So this will be the final thread
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:42:12 PM
No.530819732
>>530805421
total sloppa death
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 4:58:28 PM
No.530821335
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 5:00:29 PM
No.530821546
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 5:02:32 PM
No.530821776
what was your first playthrough like? post your first race, class & romance
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 5:05:19 PM
No.530822063
>>530821863
Human Warlock tried to romance Karlach but Isobel died and Dammon bit it along with her so I never got to lock in tight with Karlach on that playthrough but it was still cool to have her around.
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 5:09:20 PM
No.530822451
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 5:11:22 PM
No.530822656
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:17:54 PM
No.530823273
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:21:36 PM
No.530823634
>>530821863
Orc barbarian. Started to romance the frog, but I was reluctant to give the prism to the inquisitor and I had to kill her.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:28:06 PM
No.530824281
>Thread making slave canβt pick an interesting picture to save xirβs life
Can you romance multiple characters? I want to romance both Karlach and Shadowheart to see what happens
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 5:31:30 PM
No.530824594
>>530825337
>>530824394
without a mod, eventually you'll have to choose. Thankfully the mod is popular and works well.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:31:44 PM
No.530824620
>>530825337
>>530824394
there's a mod that lets you do that, it's also in the ingame mod manager, it only lets you romance them at the same time, you don't have scenes with all 3 of you
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 5:33:31 PM
No.530824798
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 5:35:33 PM
No.530824987
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:37:01 PM
No.530825142
>>530825337
>>530826550
>>530824394
Is it that difficult to choose one girl for one playthrough and commit to her?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:38:57 PM
No.530825337
>>530824594
>>530824620
thanks
>>530825142
I don't usually replay my games, especially 100hour long ones
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:49:24 PM
No.530826385
Missionary with Astarion
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:51:03 PM
No.530826550
>>530825142
karl was originally poly though
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 5:54:29 PM
No.530826939
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 5:56:30 PM
No.530827141
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 6:01:16 PM
No.530827675
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 6:03:16 PM
No.530827883
Nobody will explain the whole 'goodberry' thing to me
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:18:42 PM
No.530829479
>>530831109
>>530829072
it's a lvl 1 spell that makes all your problems go away
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:27:45 PM
No.530830416
>>530831109
>>531022524
>>530829072
Frogfags are in a constant imaginary war with Shartfags so they bring up her being a slut all the time.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:34:31 PM
No.530831090
Where is the druid?!
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:34:38 PM
No.530831109
>>530831225
>>530829479
>>530830416
???
>>530830960
What does this have to do with goodberry ...?
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 6:35:13 PM
No.530831161
>>530831109
Goodberry is a druid spell
Shart is a slut with a druid in game.
Can you make simple connections or do you have a brain atrophy disease?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:36:02 PM
No.530831259
>>530830413
i can fix her
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:41:35 PM
No.530831867
>>530833906
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:46:01 PM
No.530832337
>>530832865
>>530830413
>Why should I hide who I am?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:49:19 PM
No.530832709
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:50:44 PM
No.530832865
>>530835054
>>530849014
>>530832337
canon durge is a 7 foot tall gay albino lizard that shoots lightning
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:00:05 PM
No.530833906
>>530831867
Isobel is a very lucky woman.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:09:45 PM
No.530834995
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 7:10:23 PM
No.530835054
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:22:13 PM
No.530836407
>>530831225
I don't get it
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:28:34 PM
No.530837119
>>530837971
>>530805421
>hating that the general for a game uses a picture from that game
>not modded or anything just a regular game picture
the absolute state of autists
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:33:30 PM
No.530837639
why is she so cute
>>530837119
literally every other general posts memes or fanarts we're the only general with someone autistic enough to snipe OPs to post boring screenshots
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:51:02 PM
No.530839653
>>530830413
One kiss would fix her I reckon
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:52:29 PM
No.530839820
>>530830413
>how about another joke, volo
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:58:52 PM
No.530840518
What drives a man to desire a femDurge girlfriend
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:59:41 PM
No.530840612
>>530837971
/bgg/ is unlike every other general. We lead - we do not follow. We stray from the beaten path. We forge our own destiny.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:01:55 PM
No.530840856
>>530837971
>snipe
He used to snipe it. Now nobody gives a fuck unless theyβre making fun of him for being a boring retard who acts like he owns the general.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:03:05 PM
No.530840996
>>530842990
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:06:26 PM
No.530841342
>>530841828
>Want Karlach for melee
>Want Shadowheart for cleric spells
>Want Lae'Zel for anti-magic fighting
>me the mage
I've accidentally created a lesbian harem out of necessity
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:10:22 PM
No.530841778
>>530850914
>>530830960
>>530831225
I still don't get the whole goodberry thing. Will you please give me another (You)?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:10:51 PM
No.530841828
>>530848473
>>530841342
>harem
Oh, don't flatter yourself.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:16:59 PM
No.530842524
>>530821863
human bard party face
quit after getting into the lower city as I realized how unfinished the game was
still haven't finished the game since the game itself was never finished
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:18:01 PM
No.530842680
>>530869416
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:18:59 PM
No.530842790
>>530843350
>>530891680
>>530837971
>post boring
don't mind if i do.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:20:47 PM
No.530842990
>>530840996
>no glasses accessory
bg3 sucks
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:23:58 PM
No.530843350
>>530842790
That's the cute kind of boring.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:27:46 PM
No.530843773
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:45:24 PM
No.530845771
Sex with Shadowheart
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:50:31 PM
No.530846312
>off-model slop out of nowhere
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:52:18 PM
No.530846509
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:00:23 PM
No.530847372
booting up dos2 again
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:10:51 PM
No.530848473
>>530848724
>>530841828
I'm also playing a female character and I don't want lesbians, but all the men SUCK
Except Astarion, Astarion is ok
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:13:34 PM
No.530848724
>>530848905
>>530848473
it's hard to hate astarion he has great banter and claps back if you shit on him in game
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:14:59 PM
No.530848871
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:15:24 PM
No.530848905
>>530849128
>>530849418
>>530848724
Astarion is a femboy done right
They will hate me for saying what is true
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:16:39 PM
No.530849014
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:17:43 PM
No.530849128
>>530849424
>>530848905
he's barely a twink
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:20:23 PM
No.530849418
>>530848905
He has a deep voice and male face, are you blind?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:20:27 PM
No.530849424
>>530849707
>>530849128
He's a femMAN
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:23:05 PM
No.530849707
>>530850047
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:26:10 PM
No.530850047
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:33:41 PM
No.530850914
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:34:47 PM
No.530851035
>>530851086
Is there anything stopping me from cutting a deal with Orin Gortash and Raphael and then backstabbing them one by one?
Im playing a paladin so it feels kinda oathbreakery behavior
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:35:17 PM
No.530851086
Waifus, Husbandos
Love & Harmony
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:39:42 PM
No.530851567
>>530851259
no wonder gale wants to kill himself look at that dome
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:51:05 PM
No.530852851
>>530851259
>idubbz gale
>faggier astarion
>female tav when you're a fat overweight balding male irl
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:52:23 PM
No.530853006
>>530853167
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:53:20 PM
No.530853097
>>530851259
is that saul goodman after walter white got caught
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:54:01 PM
No.530853167
>>530853006
Shart got cancer. Would anons still love her?
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 9:56:51 PM
No.530853491
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 9:58:52 PM
No.530853692
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 10:00:54 PM
No.530853916
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 10:05:46 PM
No.530854507
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 10:07:47 PM
No.530854723
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:14:04 PM
No.530855449
where the hell is barcus before you save wulbren in moonrise? isn't he supposed to be hanging around last light inn somewhere?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:14:32 PM
No.530855505
>>530855386
based minthara
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:15:41 PM
No.530855648
>>530857565
>>530971987
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 10:17:14 PM
No.530855834
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:18:43 PM
No.530856014
>>530857565
>>530971987
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:32:27 PM
No.530857565
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:33:36 PM
No.530857698
thinking about Shadowheart's feet
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:37:45 PM
No.530858148
>>530859176
Shadowheart thinking about someone
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:45:31 PM
No.530859073
>face or armor mod doesn't work with body 3
Too much body 1 bias.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:46:32 PM
No.530859176
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:54:24 PM
No.530860038
>When Sharran Shadowheart kills her parents, it is revealed that Shar's curse has plagiarized the souls of the Hallowleaf couple.
>Dear Mintharafag, there is no language barrier
Honour mode is bullshit. I lost my save because I was mean to Vlaakith. I'm fine with losing a fight, but losing because of dialogue is fucking dumb. Shit game.
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 11:09:34 PM
No.530861694
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:11:02 PM
No.530861845
>>530862397
>>530863491
>>530837971
my guy its just the op
you are spending a little too much time here if this is what upsets you
fyi i post in other generals and this is the only one ive seen where people crash out over using game screenshots in the op
hell there was a period in /xivg/ when a specific autist wouldnt stop shilling their modbeast character in the op
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 11:12:55 PM
No.530862036
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:14:53 PM
No.530862274
>>530862794
>>530860572
>WTF I talked shit to a one thousand year old Lich queen aiming for godhood and she punished me for my hubris??????? I had to face the consequences of my actions?????????????????
Retard.
YOU WISH TO SEE GODHOOD?
I WISH YOU TO END.
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 11:14:57 PM
No.530862283
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:15:33 PM
No.530862347
>>530862794
>>530860572
>warned several times to obey
>lol, nah
you get what you deserve
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:16:03 PM
No.530862397
>>530863701
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 11:16:58 PM
No.530862509
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 11:19:00 PM
No.530862710
>>530862347
>>530862274
>How dare you role play in a role playing game
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:20:28 PM
No.530862901
>>530863195
>>530862794
And you played your role as a dead guy perfectly!
>>530821863
Devotion pally who destroyed the brain and lived happily ever after with Shart on their farm with her parents.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:23:10 PM
No.530863195
>>530862901
Please press 'F' to not die.
You're a fucking retard
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:24:50 PM
No.530863395
>>530863993
>>530862794
Yes and in true roleplaying fashion your actions had consequences. Maybe next time you'll rethink shit talking a self-styled god. Even if she's not truly divine, did you think her being the god-queen of the Githyanki was just for show?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:25:25 PM
No.530863451
>>530862942
kill yourself
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:25:47 PM
No.530863491
>>530863603
>>530863725
>>530861845
>how dare u not like my mediocrity
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:26:15 PM
No.530863545
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:26:50 PM
No.530863603
>>530863758
>>530863491
Yes, the previous OP with the homoerotic fanart was far better
unironically
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:27:38 PM
No.530863701
>>530862397
>when you nut but he keep suckin
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:27:56 PM
No.530863725
>>530864029
>>530863491
im just a tourist im only here until my playthrough is finished which is why i can rightfully call you out for being autistic about crying over an in game screenshot
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:28:10 PM
No.530863758
>>530863915
>>530864496
>>530863603
>Using shitpost op to justify mediocre poopoo screenshot op
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:29:26 PM
No.530863915
>>530864029
>>530864852
>>530863758
I said unironically, all OPs should be homoerotic
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:30:19 PM
No.530863993
>>530864770
>>530865670
>>530863395
You don't know what true role playing fashion means.
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/11/2025, 11:30:23 PM
No.530863998
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:30:43 PM
No.530864029
>>530865257
>>530863725
You werenβt even replying to me initially. Maybe reexamine your life if you feel the need to defend the loser who dedicates his free time to keeping this place alive long past itβs prime.
>>530863915
lol surejan
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:35:17 PM
No.530864496
>>530863758
there's nothing wrong with gigachad wyll
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:36:09 PM
No.530864602
>>530862794
yeah you roleplay how dare you cry about the consequences of your own action
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:37:33 PM
No.530864770
>>530871117
>>530863993
what does it mean, no consequences for your actions? bing bing wahoo is more your pace
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:38:15 PM
No.530864852
>>530863915
They are.
Baldurβs Gate 3 is a game for homosexuals
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:41:44 PM
No.530865257
>>530868980
>>530864029
im not the one shitting his pants over the op
its just a game pic how autistic do you have to be to shit yourself over it? are you genuinely on the spectrum or something?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:42:42 PM
No.530865359
>>530862942
Statistically speaking, this is the most popular playthrough. Paladin is the most popular class, killing the brain is the most popular ending, and sharty is the most popular romance. human and half elf are even the most popular races.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:45:17 PM
No.530865670
>>530863993
The irony in this post is so rich I can taste it.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:47:31 PM
No.530865924
>>530866727
>>530860572
Pretty crazy she burned a cast of Wish on you. Why didn't she cast Wish on getting the artifact back
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:48:02 PM
No.530865980
>>530867465
The Vlaakith wish is a great part of BG3 and I wish we had real statistics on how many Honor mode runs it has killed.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:54:32 PM
No.530866727
>>530865924
Wish can fail. The real answer is that it would end the game and we don't want that, canonically it could be argued that she's tried that and it failed. Not to mention that using Wish for unconventional spells gives you a 1 in 3 chance to NEVER BE ABLE TO CAST WISH EVER AGAIN.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:00:56 AM
No.530867465
>>530868353
>>530865980
I find it surprising people only find out about it in Honour Mode. What the fuck were they doing before.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:09:08 AM
No.530868353
>>530868740
>>530867465
I can only assume they chose Honor as their first run and thought it would be a pure combat game. These kinds of people just want RPGs, not TTRPGs. A real TTRPG enjoyer would be prepared to lose their firstborn just because they rolled badly and the DM decided that's simply how things are.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:12:31 AM
No.530868740
>>530870746
>>530870746
>>530868353
>I can only assume they chose Honor as their first run and thought it would be a pure combat game.
Glad for it. Good comedy.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:14:58 AM
No.530868980
>>530865257
keep defending him he might even suck your clit.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:19:13 AM
No.530869416
>>530869639
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:21:21 AM
No.530869639
>>530869881
>>530871893
>>530869416
>I physically cannot stop myself from stealing the flask and condemning Olly and Rugan every single time
Now he's in /bgg/ too? I can't escape my crimes no matter where I go.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:23:49 AM
No.530869881
>>530889270
>>530869639
They both dissapear from the game after act1 so i wouldn't worry too much about it.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:32:16 AM
No.530870746
>>530868740
>>530868740
You are a huge faggot to think that is a good reason to end someone's run.
>>530864770
It means allowing player choice without condemning them to death for one decision you fucking retard.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:43:21 AM
No.530871825
>>530872441
>>530871117
boo hoo itβs a videogame nigger get over it and start over since youβre on the βif I die i start overβ mode
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:44:07 AM
No.530871893
>>530869639
>condemning
When you help them fight the gnolls, he tells his coworker not to get involved so you're left to battle the gnoll matriarch with only your party.
So I command the gnolls to brave the fires and eat Rugan. Then eat her pack. Then eat herself.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:46:09 AM
No.530872083
>>530871117
>games makes sure you want to go through with this decision
>get mad when there's consequences
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:47:48 AM
No.530872236
>>530872769
You would think that when a person makes a literal pact with a demon where their whole life and soul depends on it, they'd at least read the contract thoroughly and remember the details
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:49:45 AM
No.530872441
>>530872663
>>530871825
You've ignored everything I've said. Probably because you are dumb and gay.
I'm fine with having to restart because I fucked up in combat. Not because I told Vlaakith I would think about it.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:50:03 AM
No.530872468
>YOUβRE LIHTERALLY KILLING ME IF YOU KILL ME IN GAME
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:51:58 AM
No.530872663
>>530872441
Damn nigga sounds like you should be playing fifa instead
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:51:58 AM
No.530872664
>>530830413
That actually looks pretty rad.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:52:51 AM
No.530872769
>>530872236
>they'd at least read the contract thoroughly
Mizora took advantage of a panicked child's sense of urgency. After the danger passed, what reason has she to allow him to read over the full contract when she holds all the cards.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:54:13 AM
No.530872908
>/bgg/ers donβt like roleplaying
Iβm so shocked
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:54:25 AM
No.530872920
>>530873202
Hey Shadowheart-fags, have you preordered your Shadowheart pony plush yet?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:55:39 AM
No.530873037
>>530873168
>>530871117
>it means no consequences
like i said bing bing wahoo
>>530873037
NooooooOooOoOo thATS NOT WHAT I SAID
I SAID
I SAID I SHOULDNβT BE INSTAKILLED IN DIALOGUE BUT YOUβRE DUMB AND BLACK SO YOU CANβT UNDERSTAND
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:57:10 AM
No.530873202
>>530873324
>>530873456
>>530872920
bronies gotta be pushing 50 by now
there's much better autismcore these days
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:58:36 AM
No.530873324
>>530873437
>>530873202
bg3βs not that good desu
they would unironically be better off with the horsies
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:59:39 AM
No.530873437
>>530873529
>>530873324
If CRPG devs weren't hacks they make one of the female companions a centaur that you can ride into battle.
>>530873202
>bronies gotta be pushing 50 by now
HUH?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:00:34 AM
No.530873529
>>530873915
>>530874728
>>530873437
yeah yeah and the upper city is hidden in Karlachβs fartbox move along
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:02:24 AM
No.530873713
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:04:37 AM
No.530873915
>>530873529
Is that where Laeβzelβs beauty is hidden too?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:09:46 AM
No.530874428
her beauty isn't hidden tho
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:12:47 AM
No.530874728
>>530873529
What an odd thing to say.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:13:27 AM
No.530874798
>>530873456
Dude even the younger og bronies like chris chan are currently in there 40's
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:13:32 AM
No.530874806
>>530875738
>>530873168
>>530873168
I've never scene TWO gay retards sucking eachother in one thread
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:13:45 AM
No.530874824
>Few know such fortune
>Call me Lae'zel
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:13:48 AM
No.530874829
>>530873456
they are old
as shit
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:14:18 AM
No.530874882
>>530873456
2014 was 30 years ago, Anon...
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:22:45 AM
No.530875738
>>530874806
thats the same post
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:25:40 AM
No.530876007
Hey where did Mintharafagβs fag go?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:33:48 AM
No.530876756
>>530880623
chat, is this sexual harassment?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:38:53 AM
No.530877265
>>530878671
>heβs ugly
yeah Iβd say itβs harassment
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:47:00 AM
No.530878073
>>530871117
That's not roleplaying, that's a hero fantasy. The other guy was right, maybe bing bing wahoo is more your speed.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:49:04 AM
No.530878282
>>530886806
i find kiting enemies to be extremely strong
>Start combat from 18 meters away
>blast them with all my ranged
>im Alert so i move everyone out before they retaliate
>they try to dash in
>repeat
is it cringe? Im on Honour mode blind by the way
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:49:27 AM
No.530878329
>what most people see
>a game where actions have consequences and fighting isn't the only thing to do in the game
>what this retard sees
>wtf why does dialogue exist in the game
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:52:34 AM
No.530878671
>>530877265
we're not talking astarion here
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:59:07 AM
No.530879393
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:05:00 AM
No.530879968
>>530873168
>I SHOULDNβT BE INSTAKILLED IN DIALOGUE
so you don't want consequences of your own actions
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:08:32 AM
No.530880308
>>530873168
this has to be bait
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:10:33 AM
No.530880492
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:11:55 AM
No.530880605
>what I see in this thread
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:12:08 AM
No.530880623
>>530881320
>>530876756
is this why she needs that big of a snout
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:20:12 AM
No.530881320
>>530880623
>gith nose evolved to sniff that big istik scent
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:41:30 AM
No.530883467
>>530883715
What's the best druid subclass?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:43:45 AM
No.530883715
>>530883467
I have only played Druid once and it was Owlbear turbo. Next time I'll try spores if it lets me reanimate corpses the way the myconids do.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:55:12 AM
No.530884928
>githyanki have had an eternity of queens
>they live in misery
>githzerai have an eternal godking
>they relax on floating paradise rocks
Makes one think
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:57:22 AM
No.530885152
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:58:57 AM
No.530885324
>>531022524
oh Shaddy, oh my Shaddy...
why couldn't you be happy with just me
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:01:11 AM
No.530885516
If you ever feel bad about dark urge shit, just watch Takopi no Genzai, then you won't feel bad about punishing normies ever again.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:05:53 AM
No.530886002
>>530886491
not really interested in Japanimation, sorry
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:10:39 AM
No.530886491
>>530886002
That's alright, you'll grow up some day.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:12:08 AM
No.530886650
>>530886986
Every time I come checm on this thread theres some obsessed freak posting the same shart whore shitpost.
Dude get a job you were doing this same shit 7 months ago
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:13:47 AM
No.530886806
>>530892141
>>530878282
Ranger cucks do this and see nothing wrong with it btw.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:15:19 AM
No.530886986
>>530887565
>>530886650
and every time there's always someone drawing attention to him
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:20:57 AM
No.530887509
>>530887662
I always go for the evil ending as it's the only ending where Shadowheart, Lae'zel and Karlach all share my cock together.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:21:28 AM
No.530887565
>>530887662
>>530886986
I will marvel at the fact that the bitch is still being a worthless loser when I drop in.
Nothing you say will stop me. Just like nothing I say will make you get a job.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:22:18 AM
No.530887662
>>530887767
>>530888013
>>530887509
nice try but only shadowheart shares in that trio
>>530887565
and nothing will uncuck you nor wash the taste of goodberry out of your mouth
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:23:14 AM
No.530887767
>>530887662
There we go you fat nigger! Iβm glad my tax dollars go to making you JUMBO sized.
I love paying your foodstamps!
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:25:35 AM
No.530888013
>>530887662
>nice try but only shadowheart shares in that trio
They won't have a choice
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:25:45 AM
No.530888025
How much of anonβs taxes would Thisobald use on food stamps?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:26:24 AM
No.530888084
>>530888231
I like karlach because she is the alpha female.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:27:45 AM
No.530888231
>>530888371
>>530888084
you like it when her futacock hits your prostate
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:29:25 AM
No.530888371
>>530888231
Karlach has a vagina schizo.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:31:31 AM
No.530888585
>>531022524
He got a vaginoplasty holy fuck??
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:32:27 AM
No.530888658
Karlach calls herself mama k and wants kids, she is straight coded.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:33:14 AM
No.530888730
Lol does he finger your ass too?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:33:33 AM
No.530888761
>>531022524
>wake up, turn to spoon Shaddy
>she's not there
>"Huh, probably out for one of her night swims again"
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:36:16 AM
No.530889043
Well, atleast Karlach is pretty I canβt say the same about Trannythara or Uggβzel.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:36:49 AM
No.530889093
>>530889212
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:38:05 AM
No.530889212
>>530889093
Thanks for proving his pont.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:38:37 AM
No.530889270
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:55:46 AM
No.530890752
>>530890897
>>530862942
Very nice. Now let's see the one who romanced Minthara.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:57:26 AM
No.530890897
>>530890752
*all of them*
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:00:24 AM
No.530891131
>>530891445
>>530950201
Lae'zel is love.
Lae'zel is life.
Lae'zel a miracle of the universe.
Lae'zel might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:04:08 AM
No.530891445
>>530842790
>tfw the halfie says something so mundane you hit her with the high elf side-eye
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:08:29 AM
No.530891781
>>530893896
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 4:10:47 AM
No.530891952
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 4:12:48 AM
No.530892105
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:13:21 AM
No.530892141
>>530886806
Im a Storm Sorcerer but Ranger was my second choice, i was really undecided between the two
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 4:16:35 AM
No.530892416
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 4:20:48 AM
No.530892792
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 4:23:32 AM
No.530893017
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 4:33:53 AM
No.530893853
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:34:23 AM
No.530893896
>>530891781
but astarion is to blame for half elf shart
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:39:06 AM
No.530894298
>>530898543
>>531022524
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:53:15 AM
No.530895543
>>530821863
Human tempest cleric (I always start with cleric ever since Dark Souls and I like lightning). Got weirded out because gods don't matter when picking domains. Tried to make him look like pic related.
Romanced Lae'zel
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:56:31 AM
No.530895842
>>530896116
>>530950201
>>530891680
You can't just go around and call people halfies.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:59:26 AM
No.530896116
>>530895842
>dies on the job
what a dummy
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:27:42 AM
No.530898543
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:36:53 AM
No.530899312
>>530899831
>>530950201
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:43:01 AM
No.530899831
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 5:48:18 AM
No.530900253
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:03:10 AM
No.530901535
>>530901945
Why did Larian butcher Minthara?
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 6:03:45 AM
No.530901583
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 6:06:09 AM
No.530901804
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:07:40 AM
No.530901945
>>530901535
Hes not a character
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 6:08:10 AM
No.530902007
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:08:16 AM
No.530902016
>>530902108
>>530902207
>he
what
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:09:16 AM
No.530902108
>>530902183
>>530902016
as revenge for pointing out shadowheart's whorish ways sharters have taken to calling minthara a man
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:10:11 AM
No.530902183
>>530902630
>>530902108
Nobody is that cringe
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 6:10:11 AM
No.530902186
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:10:23 AM
No.530902207
>>530902016
Its a man, are you dumb?
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 6:12:12 AM
No.530902384
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 6:14:14 AM
No.530902540
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:15:22 AM
No.530902630
>>530903759
>>530902183
And yet someone in this very general is that cringe.
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 6:16:15 AM
No.530902705
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 6:18:17 AM
No.530902860
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 6:22:39 AM
No.530903225
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:29:52 AM
No.530903759
>>530902630
So it seems
So it seems
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 6:34:34 AM
No.530904101
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 6:37:43 AM
No.530904332
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 6:39:44 AM
No.530904469
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 6:48:30 AM
No.530905147
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:49:06 AM
No.530905187
is there a way to check if a mod is outdated with BG3MM? like how MO2 does it
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 6:50:32 AM
No.530905298
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 7:35:13 AM
No.530908345
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 7:40:18 AM
No.530908725
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 7:43:34 AM
No.530908931
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:43:57 AM
No.530908960
God I love filters
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 7:45:42 AM
No.530909069
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 7:47:43 AM
No.530909219
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:48:08 AM
No.530909249
I should probably transmog Sharrheart's cloak to one of the modded neck gaiters. But aside from that, I'm pretty happy with how the Chosen of Sharr looks. Aside from the fucking plate being different for women now and having the riveted chestplate.
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 7:49:44 AM
No.530909379
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:51:44 AM
No.530909524
Hey wokegender pea is back. Do you still stream?
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 7:51:55 AM
No.530909543
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 7:58:57 AM
No.530910020
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:03:20 AM
No.530910305
>>530910378
>we easily killed Voss
I feel like they should have given him a real endgame setup. Instead he was just kind of... there.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:04:24 AM
No.530910378
>>530910305
For the record this was during Act 1.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:09:51 AM
No.530910763
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 8:18:22 AM
No.530911361
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:22:16 AM
No.530911629
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:26:12 AM
No.530915534
>>530916406
>>530942839
Smoke tone or vampire tone?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:40:30 AM
No.530916406
>>530915534
light is right
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:49:21 AM
No.530916934
>>530917863
Gloom Stalker or Swords Bard for my drow Tav?
I am leaning towards Swords Bard so far mechanics-wise, but RP-wise I am inherently biased against the bards in general, because bards are gay by default.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:53:58 AM
No.530917182
>>530917402
>>530919582
Fuck I did all that and it won't let me confirm it. I thought the mod that let you customize origins would also just let you customize other companions.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:57:36 AM
No.530917402
>>530917182
forgot my picture
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:07:12 AM
No.530917863
>>530916934
Wild Magic Sorcerer.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:35:45 AM
No.530919305
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:41:10 AM
No.530919582
>>530919719
>>530917182
I think I had to choose resculpt instead of mirror for origin characters.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:43:06 AM
No.530919719
>>530919582
Well this mod works for all the companions which could be origin characters, it just seems to not work on non-origin companions.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:59:58 AM
No.530920684
>>530922293
>>530925719
Does the Oathbreaker Knight not pop up for aasimars?
>do Lorroakan tower
>beat him, Aylin pulls a Bane and snaps his twiggy back
>mentions feeling hollow and like she lost something
>just walks around the tower aimlessly
I was expecting him to poof in since he does so instantly for player characters
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:24:29 AM
No.530922052
>>530821863
Human sorcerer, banged lazel because it turned out she was a tsundere slut and quite easy to get, also gayle ambushed me with the gayest cutscene in magic casting history, I just thought he wanted to teach me a free magic spell.... -_-
overall game is really fun but the playersexual characters are kinda weird, no chance to just hang out and having a beer with your bros instead you have to tiptoe around a minefield of gay dialogue....
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:29:21 AM
No.530922293
>>530922676
>>530920684
>I was expecting him to poof in since he does so instantly for player characters
No he doesn't.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:37:34 AM
No.530922676
>>530923040
>>530922293
The two times he popped up on my paladin run (he who was, orthun) he did so right after the dialogue chain ended
Does he wait a bit for other choices?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:44:58 AM
No.530923040
>>530922676
Nevermind, I thought it was just the narrator and then you don't see the Oathbreaker until you get to camp. I guess only the Oathbreaker can see the Oathbreaker appear.
Mintharafag
7/12/2025, 12:31:38 PM
No.530925719
>>530925950
>>530926801
>>530920684
She's not just an asimar, she's a demigod/exarch. So she probably doesn't follow the same rules as other paladins. Her powers probably come directly from mommy so she wouldn't be cut off from them in the same way a normal paladin would be. She just has a little feeling that is reminiscent of what we feel when we break out oaths, because she went Hulkamania on Lorroakan, but not enough to lose her god-given powers.
It's kind of an odd scene to begin with, since going Hulkamania on someone isn't an oathbreaking action for most oaths. But this wouldn't be the first conflict Larian had with how paladins work, so it's whatever.
Mintharafag
7/12/2025, 12:35:33 PM
No.530925950
>>530925719
I forgot to mention that Dror Razlin hooked up with minthy
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:43:51 PM
No.530926403
True
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:50:03 PM
No.530926801
>>530927754
>>530929246
>>530925719
She brutally murdered someone who was surrendering
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:55:03 PM
No.530927107
>>530928665
>>530928875
Neat.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:58:28 PM
No.530927332
>Orpheus says someone has to be full illithid to destroy the Brain
>convince myself he's being dramatic
>there must be some far more difficult path but at least none of us will be destroyed and Orpheus can go home
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:58:50 PM
No.530927350
>>530821863
Seldarine drow, thief rogue, goody goody toe shoes run where I saved everyone and did almost every quest possible, ended up romancing Shart bcs it felt the most 'natural' with the choices I made
I knew nothing about DnD when I started, it's comical in hindsight
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:01:31 PM
No.530927535
The basements in the city always make me laugh
I guess you only pay for the square footage above ground
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:04:54 PM
No.530927754
>>530926801
>who was surrendering
Cold take: slavers can't surrender.
He was writhing on the ground and moaning, still resisting and a threat to bystanders.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:06:25 PM
No.530927857
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:18:00 PM
No.530928524
>>530950201
>>530963294
>getting shit on for a hundred fifty years
>clinging with broken nails onto hope
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:20:18 PM
No.530928665
>>530928875
>>530927107
There was an endless cycle of portals summoning enemies, some of which could create more portals.
I wasn't sure if I was actually getting XP for each one but regardless I decided to farm them for a while
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:23:53 PM
No.530928875
>>530929048
>>530927107
>>530928665
Oh I thought this was a mod or something
You can take long enough that an avatar of Vlaakith shows up? that's hilarious
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:26:20 PM
No.530929048
>>530930302
>>530928875
It's the more encounters mod
Mintharafag
7/12/2025, 1:29:09 PM
No.530929246
>>530929449
>>530926801
First of all, killing a surrendering enemy is not an oathbreaking action for most of the oaths.
Secondly, a wizard is not disarmed until you chop off all 10 fingers and cut out his tongue.
Those being said, the game agrees that her going Hulkamania on Lorroakan was slightly above what was prudent, so she had a fleeting moment of "maybe that was fucked up", but it was not enough for her to lose her god-given powers directly from mommy. Which makes sense. She felt a fleeting bit of what we feel when we break our oaths, but since she's a demigod who gets powers directly from mommy, she didn't actually fully break her oath, it was just a fleeting feeling. Everything checks out and makes sense.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:31:48 PM
No.530929449
>>530929246
It's literally the exact text from when the oath is broken. We don't lose any powers when we break our oaths, and she didn't either.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:44:58 PM
No.530930302
>>530929048
I realise after I posted that, that this would make no sense in the base game lmao
Looks interesting
How I wish we could square off with the actual Vlaakith
Just a few more levels...
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:09:56 PM
No.530935913
Shadowheart (female)
>>530915534
Why did you do this to Auntie Jaheira
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:11:30 PM
No.530945735
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:36:03 PM
No.530948102
i wish they hadnt let you cast Warding Bond from camp its too strong
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:40:55 PM
No.530948641
I wish wyll were well written
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:52:45 PM
No.530949890
oooh poppin thread
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:55:46 PM
No.530950201
>>530950351
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:56:57 PM
No.530950351
>>530954995
>>530950201
One of these is not like the others. Good job giving pigslop a (You) though.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:59:22 PM
No.530950604
>You're jealous and got offended that someone else posts screenshots with black bars like you do in /tesg/, no one else is so catty and autistically persevering.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:40:17 PM
No.530954995
>>530950351
>>530950920
>>530950920
>>530950920
>>530950920
>>530950920
Oh wow valuable (Youβs) Iβm sure you could exchange these for an actual place to live outside of your moms basement!
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:46:34 PM
No.530955662
BURN
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:47:25 PM
No.530955751
LIIIIIIIVES
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 7:06:51 PM
No.530957895
>>530960306
I don't think I ever found the treasure map in the pile of rotting fish before. I actually laughed out loud when his fortune was 27 gold pieces and an acid vial
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:28:06 PM
No.530960306
>>530962471
>>530957895
wow thats super impressive considering how much time you waste on this game
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:29:40 PM
No.530960468
>>530961089
>>530964205
>>530649582
Wow Welch wanted to accommodate poly people and they were still unsatisfied because the only option was halsin. Can't even date those who agree to share you with Halsin.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:35:21 PM
No.530961089
>>530960468
too much work, they were too busy cutting the upper city because they were afraid of...........................starfield
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:37:07 PM
No.530961284
>respec wyll's class
>she has his soul but doesn't grant him power
Mizora, you arsehole!
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:45:48 PM
No.530962265
>>530963852
>>530964205
Welch's addition to Astarion's personality is her self insert. Her scenes feel like teen girl drama. Welch wishes she was a man and transified Astarion (female to male). When you have sex with act 3 Astarion, it's not actualy him. You rape Welch and she pretends to hate it.
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 7:47:40 PM
No.530962471
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 7:49:41 PM
No.530962705
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:50:32 PM
No.530962796
welch is a good writer actually
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:51:07 PM
No.530962848
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:51:42 PM
No.530962915
>>530963143
>>530964024
is everyone here mentally ill
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 7:52:04 PM
No.530962953
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:53:39 PM
No.530963143
>>530962915
the frogchads are the only sane ones
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:55:07 PM
No.530963294
>>530928524
i love my abusive murderous bf
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:00:01 PM
No.530963852
>>530962265
Actually, Welch's pronouns are they/them.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:01:37 PM
No.530964024
>>530962915
Literally everyone that regularly posts in this thread is mentally ill.
>>530960468
>>530962265
Why did she only push her fanfiction shit on the white characters? The non-white ones were left alone. Astarion, Shadowheart, and Halsin would have been better off if this woman never got hired
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:05:00 PM
No.530964401
>>530964637
>Kevin
>John
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:05:11 PM
No.530964420
>>530964205
Baudelaire Welch ''Bottombitch on Ao3'' writes the romances, the character's sexuality & preferences are traits attributed by their respective writers
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:07:14 PM
No.530964637
>>530964401
>wrote the two best female companions
>also wrote the two worst male companions
hmmm
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:07:16 PM
No.530964643
>>530964205
lol and gale who is sitting in a cuck chair when halsin fucks you
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:08:37 PM
No.530964802
>>530964205
hey cool it with the antisemitism
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:11:08 PM
No.530965062
>halsin hours
>again
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:11:19 PM
No.530965082
>>530821863
It was Astarion, Rogue and he romanced the player (me)
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:24:08 PM
No.530966492
>>530967318
>>530967423
Who wrote karlach? Just have them write all the female companions.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:25:20 PM
No.530966634
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:30:34 PM
No.530967169
>Lae'Zel actively dropping her pants for me
>Shadowheart basically doing a "Draw me like one of your French girls"
>Astarion won't even give me the time of day
Okay how the fuck do I get Astarion's interest without being the pettiest bitch
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:31:56 PM
No.530967318
>>530967423
>>530968419
>>530966492
this chick. karlach's the only female companion not written by a balding middle aged man
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:32:46 PM
No.530967423
>>530966492
>>530967318
She also wrote Malady & Lohse in DoS2
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:36:38 PM
No.530967856
>>530967994
>>530968302
Why dont they just let you customize appearance of all origin characters instead of just Dark Urge?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:38:02 PM
No.530967994
>>530967856
you'd whitewash wyll
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:40:55 PM
No.530968302
>>530967856
because they're not your character, their someone else's character.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:41:53 PM
No.530968419
>>530968654
>>530969420
>>530967318
Still.the second worst written character after wyll. Literally insufferable.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:44:05 PM
No.530968654
>>530968419
>wyll
>character
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:46:01 PM
No.530968891
i dont like Shadowheart with white hair she looks 60 years old now
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 8:50:16 PM
No.530969336
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:50:43 PM
No.530969384
>>530975776
I don't like Ciri with white hair, she looks 60 years old now.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:51:02 PM
No.530969420
>>530971627
>>530987243
>>530968419
she one of the most popular characters from the game, debatably second after astarion
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/12/2025, 8:52:36 PM
No.530969602
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:04:46 PM
No.530970979
aylin is lorroakan's breeding factory
>>530969420
Why are astarion fags so delusional? He is like the 4th most popular character at best. Just because you goon to him constantly doesn't make him popular.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:14:19 PM
No.530971987
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:18:13 PM
No.530972413
>>531078482
>>530942839
Because the whole hippie druid aesthetic is disgusting and I hate it. Plus this is my evil campaign and I respecced Sharrheart from Shadowmonk to Shadowblade after killing Aylin so I was going to make Jaheira the Shadow Monk.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:18:48 PM
No.530972481
>>530972587
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:19:53 PM
No.530972587
>>530974921
>>530972481
frog queens...........and laezel
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:23:38 PM
No.530972995
I dunno about this 2e Pathfinder mod...
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:31:54 PM
No.530973873
>>530971627
>not Bae'zel
kek
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:41:25 PM
No.530974921
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:44:08 PM
No.530975216
>>530976745
>Returning Pike
>doesn`t return
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:49:13 PM
No.530975776
>>530969384
dibs on white haired female humans with elven blood.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:54:08 PM
No.530976312
>>530976414
>Trad Wife
>cheats on you
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:55:10 PM
No.530976414
>>530978674
>>530976312
mintharafag...it's been 2 years
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:58:09 PM
No.530976745
>>530975216
You can't end your turn right away (wait a few seconds for it to return and auto-equip after every throw), can't throw as the action that initiates combat, and can't end combat with that throw.
So long as you follow those rules it should always return.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:06:05 PM
No.530977594
i refuse to use these gay mage robes even though im a Sorcerer. Light Armor for me only
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:16:17 PM
No.530978674
>>530976414
closer to three
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:30:52 PM
No.530980242
Lae`zel and Minthara spend their days with casual clothing barefoot in my camp. They`re better as homemakers than fighters
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:32:33 PM
No.530980434
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:34:32 PM
No.530980670
>>530982287
>>530971627
he's got the biggest fanbase. a lot of casual players romance shadowheart but she doesn't have the social media views or fanbase that astarion has
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:35:39 PM
No.530980807
>>530971627
>not popular
L O L
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:48:43 PM
No.530982287
>>530980670
>he's got the biggest fanbase
5th most romanced characters got mogged gale.
>she doesn't have the social media views or fanbase that astarion has
Yeah because she has way more.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:30:28 PM
No.530986663
>>530987553
>>530993171
What is the point of warlocks? feels just like a sorc with much less spell slots and a slightly stronger basic attack
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:36:13 PM
No.530987243
>>530969420
Even if that's true popularity doesn't equal quality. This used to be common knowledge.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:39:10 PM
No.530987553
>>530991526
>>530986663
You say that, but you can short rest after every battle and combat doesnt last that long anyway.
If a battle hasnt been decided in two turns you fucked something up to begin with.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:41:50 PM
No.530987846
Should I give Minthara the tadpole? I'm giving it to everyone else, but Minthara's eyes go so well with her armor
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:15:44 AM
No.530991526
>>530987553
>If a battle hasnt been decided in two turns you fucked something up to begin with.
Surprisingly realistic.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:20:53 AM
No.530992063
>>530992178
Do you know any mod that gives the game a more "Conan the barbarian" look? Like armors, weapons, stuff like that
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:21:55 AM
No.530992178
>>530992336
>>530992063
worst aesthetic taste ever
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:23:34 AM
No.530992336
>>530992178
don't judge me, I just like men and women being half naked
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:31:08 AM
No.530993073
Were there always a bunch of dead badgers in the collapsed house at your camp outside Baldur's Gate?
>>530971627
>Lae'zel is top 3
That hideous bitch? Seriously?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:32:01 AM
No.530993171
>>530986663
They are easy to play. EB is the best cantrip and a reliable source of damage from level 1 to 12. Hunger of Hadar is a fantastic crowd control spell. They never have to worry about juggling spell slots since their spells will always be upcast. And they multiclass with other CHA classes well.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:32:40 AM
No.530993229
>>530993389
>>530993120
There are only three female origin companions
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:32:53 AM
No.530993253
>>530995894
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:34:06 AM
No.530993389
>>530993229
>only females matter
Damn. I'm not gay but I'd put Gale and Astarion over Lae'zel yet she's top three by virtue of being female.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:37:44 AM
No.530993750
>as I was typing I realise that I've never romanced a male character and I just recently romanced Lae'zel because I've never chosen here before (even chose Minthara over her)
I guess females really matter that much more.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:38:14 AM
No.530993804
>I'm not gay but
>>>/wsg/5921768
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:40:14 AM
No.530993992
>>530993120
Hey you stop that shit. Itβs my gig to shit on frogtranny right now. Find a different target
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:50:14 AM
No.530995039
Just finished Act 2 Honour mode as my first playthrough, i think i only got close to having a game over twice
Took me 230 hours of playtime
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:59:07 AM
No.530995894
>>530996939
>>530993253
>deluded frog and the reality
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:09:09 AM
No.530996939
>>530998547
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:10:23 AM
No.530997067
>>530998708
>>530998767
>dream about unholy bloodline
>camera pans to orin
>narrator tells me to cum into my birthright
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:25:13 AM
No.530998547
>>530996939
>>530996656
dirty stinkpoop uggo loose sluts
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:26:43 AM
No.530998708
>>530997067
>can't make her your murderwife
act 3 was a travesty
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:27:32 AM
No.530998767
>>530997067
gotta keep the bloodline pure
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:31:01 AM
No.530999103
>>531000109
>>530996656
She talks like a teenager. Not your first kiss? Seriously?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:41:16 AM
No.531000109
>>530999103
As far as (half) elves go she may as well be a teenager. She's like what, 50?
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 1:42:47 AM
No.531000263
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 1:44:49 AM
No.531000462
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:45:39 AM
No.531000541
>>531000652
>didn't believe in the Emperor naysayers until I saw the second Stelmane cutscene
What the fuck?
I am going to be a dick to them this run.
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 1:46:49 AM
No.531000638
>>531001095
>>531004762
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:46:59 AM
No.531000652
>>531001314
>>531000541
nothing can change the nature of a GHAYIK
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:51:55 AM
No.531001095
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:54:17 AM
No.531001314
>>531000652
I was manipulated for multiple playthroughs! I thought that just because Omeluum was one that just wanted to be left alone that meant that he could be the same.
I should have realised that it's rare enough to find one exception, much less two.
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 1:59:01 AM
No.531001794
>>531001579
That just means she has had sex but never enjoyed it.
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 2:01:23 AM
No.531002025
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:02:32 AM
No.531002132
>>531001579
>Still seeks her way back to underdark.
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 2:06:01 AM
No.531002494
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:15:12 AM
No.531003340
>>531004719
>>531006303
>>530996656
during shar path romance:
>Shadowheart: Lady Shar's initiates... we weren't supposed to have relationships. Or flings. Not even stray trysts. And yet... we found a way.
during mizora cheating aftermath:
>Shadowheart: The way I was raised, the way I was trained... well, it was positively encouraged, to get to know each other. Even from the memories I can recall, there's stories I could tell you...
which is it john???? i'm getting mixed signals. not even a stray tryst like a one night stand is allowed by shar but at the same time the sharrans are training everyone to fuck each other?
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 2:18:22 AM
No.531003671
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:19:21 AM
No.531003761
>>531022524
Shaddy why aren't you a trad wife.........
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 2:22:17 AM
No.531004016
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:30:11 AM
No.531004719
>>531005191
>>531003340
not allowed to fuck
but they still fuck CAUSE SHE'S A WHORE
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:30:37 AM
No.531004762
>>531000638
second most repulsive romance after toad
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 2:30:50 AM
No.531004783
>>531007632
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 2:32:52 AM
No.531004978
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:33:13 AM
No.531005017
>>531001579
why is her body so small and head so big
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 2:34:53 AM
No.531005169
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:35:10 AM
No.531005191
>>531004719
but she says she was raised and trained to fuck
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 2:36:54 AM
No.531005368
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:46:49 AM
No.531006303
>>531009674
>>531003340
"Fling" and "tryst" both imply varying degrees of romantic attachment, however minimal. It wasn't sex that was off-limits, but feelings, love. So there's no contradiction. As for the second line, she's understandably upset you cheated on her, so there might be some embellishment as a way of getting back at you.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:00:49 AM
No.531007632
>>531004783
Why is Jaheira there? She's not tadpoled.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:04:02 AM
No.531007963
Why is my Sorcerer using Level 3 spell slots instead of Level 2s to cast Enhance Ability during dialogue when it is a Level 2 spell?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:21:00 AM
No.531009674
>>531006303
No, she tells you it wasn't encouraged. She explains that the cloister all try to jew sharr by pretending that sneaking off to quietly fuck is stealth training and acquiring a lover and then denying them sex is a form of torment. The cheating dialogue is in direct contradiction with what she tells you earlier about the cloisters rules on screwing.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:34:11 AM
No.531010890
>>531011348
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:39:15 AM
No.531011348
>>531013420
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:56:28 AM
No.531012898
Is Shadow Monk's shadow step any fun? I feel like I've already gotten all the fun out of Drunken Master and want to try a different class on a different companion.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:57:19 AM
No.531012992
it's so crazy that the best part of act 3 is entirely optional
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk2AqXsJsWU
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:58:14 AM
No.531013073
>>531014325
>Looseβzelβs ugly mug giving me insomnia
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 3:58:27 AM
No.531013091
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 4:00:29 AM
No.531013271
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:02:03 AM
No.531013420
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 4:02:45 AM
No.531013472
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 4:07:16 AM
No.531013893
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 4:09:17 AM
No.531014057
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 4:11:19 AM
No.531014229
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:12:09 AM
No.531014325
>>531013073
Holy fuck I just saw it. Night terrors for weeks.
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 4:15:18 AM
No.531014605
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:35:32 AM
No.531016316
good. have a couple more weeks for free
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:39:07 AM
No.531016630
>>531016856
How does a 2 level druid dip for Starry Form Dragon sound on a support concentration Sorcerer? (twinned spell Haste since funny enough I have never actually used a Sorc metamagic support caster before, nor have I ever used Haste frequently that didn't come from a potion or an item)
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:41:38 AM
No.531016856
>>531016630
It sounds cheesy and very effective.
Mintharafag
7/13/2025, 4:42:53 AM
No.531016956
>>531018792
>>531001579
In another conversation she mentions having sex and dating. This is meant to convey that she's never truly been in love and has never let herself be a part of a relationship fully, because her culture demanded that her walls be up at all times. Imagine trying to have a gf/bf if your culture literally revolved around infiltrating and assassination.
It sets up a cute romance where you're her first real relationship without walls and she can finally, for the first time in her entire life, just exist with a person she loves instead of being guarded. It's super cute and she has one of the good romances in the game.
Swen finally made a game that has a cute happy ending with an evil drow noble. Viconia is murdered shortly after the game in her positive romance ending, and Nathyyra isn't even evil. It is unprecedented. For that, I will always have Swen's back.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:06:46 AM
No.531018792
>>531020062
>>531016956
How loose would frog hole be after years of hatefucking other gith in massive gith orgies?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:20:53 AM
No.531020062
>>531022524
>>531018792
Mental illness
Has anyone made friends from these type of threads lol
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:25:05 AM
No.531020448
Why are there a bunch of special colored torches in act 3 when Act 2 is the only time you might ever be using torches
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:48:54 AM
No.531022524
>>531030240
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:50:30 AM
No.531022664
>>531033805
>>531034459
Giving frog and her niggers equal treatment is a recent development.
It really is only fair.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:58:41 AM
No.531023385
>>531024302
just took Shadowheart's virginity
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:02:25 AM
No.531023757
Did you guys know that Akabi has a unique khopesh? I like to use it to transmog with Astarion after he ascends to larp as an evil Egyptian monster
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:08:39 AM
No.531024302
>>531023385
Oh please. That shit stopped existing when the Sharrans gangraped her violently.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:43:52 AM
No.531027357
>>531030305
>>531031712
>>531020379
Now I'm curious: have you guys ever done a co-op session together?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:23:27 AM
No.531030240
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:24:20 AM
No.531030305
>>531027357
Piss is always looking for co-op buddies and Mintharafag likes showing off his DnD friends co-op campaign!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:44:03 AM
No.531031712
>>531053193
>>531027357
I have played co-op before, only about 10-15 hours total
Back when I actually knew people, and didn't have to resort to lurking here
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:46:10 AM
No.531031850
Why tf am I banned from uploading files now, I barely even use this trash
Goddamn I hate this site lmfao
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:48:41 AM
No.531032013
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:14:57 AM
No.531033805
>>531022664
They are truly the Israelis of BG3
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:23:59 AM
No.531034459
>>531049420
>>531053168
>>531022664
Don't use the n-word here. It's not acceptable.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:27:06 AM
No.531034673
I gave them the pass
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:47:58 AM
No.531036059
The Zhent crate is such bullshit.
Hundreds of tadpoles and I only get 2? Fuck you too Larian.
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 8:51:58 AM
No.531036296
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:18:04 AM
No.531037951
>>531040320
Blame this upon the misfortune of your birth, Raphael.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:40:29 AM
No.531039247
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:52:53 AM
No.531039960
>>531040435
>>531040441
>Durge playthrough
>Slaughter the grove, want to recruit Minthara, yaddayadda edgelord gameplay
>get through the night, wave Wyll and Lae'Zel (who left without a word, rudeass frog) goodbye
>wake up with Minthara at my throat
>don't go for one of the skill checks as it was just so tempting to call her a coward
>massive fight starts that I doubted I could win
>reload, thinking I could prevent the fight with the skill check
>last save was before fighting Kagha
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:59:12 AM
No.531040320
>>531037951
All mortal lives.... expire.....
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:01:06 AM
No.531040435
>>531039960
Playing on custom mode with honor ruleset and having saves again feels so liberating.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:01:12 AM
No.531040441
>>531039960
Did you turn off auto saves?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:11:04 AM
No.531041003
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:24:05 AM
No.531045238
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:53:34 AM
No.531046887
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:42:32 PM
No.531049420
>>531034459
What? Negro pls.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:45:01 PM
No.531053168
>>531034459
nigger
there. you burst into flames while kissing your mammy's black+white photograph of federally-identified communist martin king and sprinkling crack dust over the coals in your st. george floyd shrine and twerkin' in yo jawdins that you stole last week. you also played wyll as origin and will never bang mommy mizora because you iz on fire blud!!! sux2beu :<<<<
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:45:26 PM
No.531053193
>>531031712
What was supposed to be pic rel
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:12:50 PM
No.531064174
>oh my god he reported the nigger word again
Someone stop that obesity statistic!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:35:57 PM
No.531066034
if it's wyll, it's nygger
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:50:29 PM
No.531067252
Any idea of why some parts of the game are dark as shit?
Most everything else looks fine
Is there any setting I'm missing or the game is just like this?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:53:26 PM
No.531067497
>Gale long rest event
>resting over the thought of the Absolute
>say I want to learn more before I decide to blow myself up
>Narrator: ah yes it's all about the POWER i could use that POWER let's not be hasty about blowing yourself up if the absolute could give you more POWER
Damn Swen what the fuck? I just wanted to explore options to stop the brain that involve NOT DYING.
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 4:54:08 PM
No.531067563
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:59:02 PM
No.531067981
>>531068959
Wyll is basically white
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:10:11 PM
No.531068959
>>531067981
She's a grey drow with AI female voice on my party
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 5:11:02 PM
No.531069042
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 5:13:04 PM
No.531069214
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 5:15:05 PM
No.531069407
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:43:31 PM
No.531072026
>>531020379
She looked so much cuter with dark hair :(
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:06:40 PM
No.531074141
>>531074450
>>531085546
someone i barely know invited me to a couples weekend trip with a shared bed and literally will not stop bringing it up literally i had to turn this down 4 times and it was even brought up in front of other people
my friend is going to play bg3 with me itβs going to be honor and itβs his first time i think iβm going to play a cute monk can someone recommend me cute outfit mods while i wait for this to reinstall
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:09:52 PM
No.531074450
>>531074141
you got raped
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:13:19 PM
No.531074774
>>531077268
>Act 3
>Knock out Minsc
>Shadow Hound kills him with an AOE
I'd be upset, but I was planning to kill him a few minutes later after killing Orin. At least Jaheira gets to live.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:14:38 PM
No.531074887
>lae'zel could you describe karlach's sex scene
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:38:25 PM
No.531077214
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 6:39:02 PM
No.531077268
>>531074774
something similar happened to me in my game recently, he was killed by Cull the Weak on the floor after being knocked out. Thankfully also embracing dark urge.
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 6:41:03 PM
No.531077478
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 6:47:00 PM
No.531078080
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:50:45 PM
No.531078482
>>530972413
Fair. I have to say, Jaheira is the least "hippie druid" in the game, that would be Halsin and everybody else in the Grove. She's more like a figure of balance, a Legendary and famous character that contributed to some major events in the lore.
I can see her crashing out after Khalid's death and becoming detached from a druid's dogma, but...you know, she was among the ones who fought Ketheric, I can't really see her turning to the literal Dark side, but it makes for some compelling storytelling if done correctly.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:55:43 PM
No.531078962
>>531079120
>doing astarion's quest solo as him
>i was tortured here
>i was locked up here
>i was raped here
who are you talking to?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:57:01 PM
No.531079117
>>531128405
>None of the elements present in the game suggest that Astarion was ever sexually abused
>Being sexually abused is not the same as being used as a prostitute to attract hundreds of victims for your master.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:57:04 PM
No.531079120
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 6:59:19 PM
No.531079328
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:59:34 PM
No.531079347
>>531079552
frog spotted
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 7:01:21 PM
No.531079552
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:04:31 PM
No.531079883
>>531084521
>>531079572
The Qunari were handled horribly in Gayguard. Larian can't do worse. They would 100% make Morrigan nicer doe.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:06:05 PM
No.531080051
>>531099675
>>531079572
they turned laezel, the bitch who made it her life's purpose to destroy illithids, a squidfucker
>>531079572
I disagree. Larian has created cult game after cult game, and they've never compromised their vision.
Only with BG3, the nature of the game's development and the fact that they were working on an IP that wasn't theirs made them more cautious in asking how to approach certain things.
Which I don't appreciate: character writing shouldn't be something collective, or on demand. Themes in a general sense of the game? Maybe, but the whole Halsin-gate "companion on request" will always remain strange to me.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:40:35 PM
No.531083752
>>531084442
>>531082471
Get Minthara out. Xher is not fun enough for brat
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:46:54 PM
No.531084442
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:47:37 PM
No.531084521
>>531079883
Okay but what game is Morrigan originally from and in what game was she actually relevant.
Hint: Itβs the only DA game that isnβt complete ass
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:55:52 PM
No.531085351
>>531082471
yes and larian was near bankrupt several times. they sold office chairs and the devs used cardboard boxes instead. that office was swen's basement. and swen sold his villa with hookers and coke to deal with his debts. he would be homeless if another game flopped because his last apartment was pledged
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:56:29 PM
No.531085446
>>531085531
Minthara isnβt a mean girl. Heβs just mean.
Mintharafag
7/13/2025, 7:57:18 PM
No.531085531
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:57:27 PM
No.531085546
>>531074141
are you a girl or a boy
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:57:33 PM
No.531085563
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:00:01 PM
No.531085834
>>531086868
>>531082471
>and they've never compromised their vision.
Making Minthara recruitable for good Tavs would be compromising your vision
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:03:19 PM
No.531086190
>>531086640
>>531086808
Romancing Gale was a mistake i'm starting to feel something, i might be a gay ass nigga
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:07:33 PM
No.531086640
>>531086190
His magic trick worked
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:09:26 PM
No.531086808
>>531086190
the rest of the bg3 males are a deviantart fanfic, wyll & a walking STD dispenser, could have been a worse gay awakening
>>531085834
Astarion is objectively the most evil companion and he's always been recruitable by goody-two-shoes. Singling out Minthara as the evil-exclusive companion has never made sense - or been part of any "vision" that wasn't thrown out of the window at release, when Larian decided you could collect all the companions you want with no mutual exclusivity.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:11:57 PM
No.531087042
>>531087881
>>531086868
yeah bro you want your cake & to eat it too I get it, bg3 was made for people like (You) enjoy yourself
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:12:21 PM
No.531087089
>>531082471
>Their vision includes trannies and polyshit
Oi Vey!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:13:38 PM
No.531087235
>>531086868
he's not even the second most evil, that would be toad
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:17:16 PM
No.531087632
>>531086868
Minthara is always evil. Astarion is hesitant sometimes. Minthara is based evil and Astarion is cringe evil.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:18:53 PM
No.531087805
>>531088194
>>531088394
larian wanted you to collect all the companions so bad 1/4ths of them fuck off if you kill the tiefling refugees
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:19:40 PM
No.531087881
>>531088136
>>531088670
>>531087042
>you want your cake & to eat it too
No, but the playerbase does. They want to play the LG female Paladin who "fixes" the unfixable and evil vampire spawn, even if it makes no sense. And Larian catered to them from the start, so there was never some mystical "vision" that was later compromised by caving to player feedback. BG3 has always been normalfag-friendly, for better or worse. It's easy to pick up even if you know nothing about D&D, it's forgiving and even encourages savescumming, and you never have to worry about party tension, or the idea that good-aligned companions might object to Astarion's presence.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:22:09 PM
No.531088136
>>531087881
>so there was never some mystical "vision" that was later compromised by caving to player feedback.
yes there was
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:22:40 PM
No.531088194
>>531087805
I'm not too fond of that, i like having 4 companions max, Divinity os 2 would let you save 3 of them maximum and that was better i think.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:23:26 PM
No.531088268
>>531090913
>>531086868
Astarion is not the most evil lo. Also he was always envisioned as a companion vs your evil uggo waifu who was just a mini-boss.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:24:32 PM
No.531088392
>Astarion is not the most evil
???
i guess shart is technically more evil
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:24:34 PM
No.531088394
>>531099962
>>531087805
That's not having your cake and eating it too - being a goody-two-shoe while also recruiting the most evil companions. That's simply the logical consequences of your evil actions. Does any evil player on an evil playthrough lament losing Karlach? You're arguing the wrong point.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:25:21 PM
No.531088465
>>531104859
>>531105256
Why does this place have so many Mintharafaggots. I thought 4chan chuds hate ugly mannish women. Manthara is not even one of those sexy drow you read about in stories.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:25:22 PM
No.531088468
>>531088742
retard^
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:27:11 PM
No.531088670
>>531089448
>>531087881
>There are two romance paths baked into a character
is a little different than
>character was initially only supposed to be recruited by grove genociders
This is the stupid gay my choices shouldnβt have consequences argument all over again
>>530871117
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:27:58 PM
No.531088742
>>531088858
>>531088468
Yeah I called your chud waifu ugly
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:28:30 PM
No.531088808
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:28:53 PM
No.531088858
>>531089039
>>531088742
Thats his husband be respectful
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:29:22 PM
No.531088898
>>531089185
ShadowTradwife
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:30:44 PM
No.531089039
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:32:12 PM
No.531089185
>>531088898
LooseHeart lookin p uggo in this
Almost as ugly as Looseβzel
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:34:50 PM
No.531089448
>>531089815
>>531090324
>>531088670
You're not defending your position. You're only saying, "Well, initially things were that way." We know. No one is denying that. What I'm saying is that it never made any sense to make Minthara the only companion is who exclusive to the evil route when you already have a more evil companion you casually recruit 10 minutes into a run. You massacre the grove because your character is evil - not because you've been charmed by Minthara in the two minutes you've known her and want a shot at that drow pussy. At least, that's a fair assumption to make. You're free to roleplay that kind of character if you want.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:38:28 PM
No.531089815
>>531089448
>is who
*who is
Proofreading matters. Unlike gnome lives.
Put your name back on Mintharatranny
7/13/2025, 8:42:46 PM
No.531090324
>>531090958
>>531089448
No Iβm defending it fine.
My argument is that they intended for her to be the tradeoff for you 100% losing Wyll Karlach and Halsin who, when you subtract all of their shortcomings and lack of development, come out to almost one full character. About the same as Minthara.
That is the argument, that they caved to people begging to collect all the companions on one playthrough.
Itβs really weird that youβd make one argument and then switch to a different argument when youβd get a little pushback and then say the other person doesnβt know what theyβre talking about.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:43:25 PM
No.531090389
>>531090815
Astarion is way less evil evil than minthara
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:45:50 PM
No.531090664
Why did they name Arabella after the Arctic Monkeys song?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:47:11 PM
No.531090815
>>531091025
>>531090389
Yeah but he enrages waifufags
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:48:00 PM
No.531090913
>>531091016
>>531091025
>another simpleton WARPED by Mintharafag
Done.
>>531088268
>Astarion is not the most evil
Minthara wouldn't laugh at gnome slaves being obliterated. That's an awful waste of resources.
>Also he was always envisioned as a companion
Which, again, cements my point that there was never any "vision" Larian later backtracked on. They wrote and designed all these evil and attractive romances fully aware that the average player plays a character who leans morally good but still wants that exciting, dark, and brooding significant other.
Put your name back on Mintharatranny
7/13/2025, 8:48:27 PM
No.531090958
>>531090324
The second half by the way, was that Astarion was always intended to be in your party and that through his constant faggotry andknife pulling on you, you would be able to make a decision on if youβd execute him like he deserves. Itβs not about who is more evil itβs about what the developers intended at launch.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:49:06 PM
No.531091016
>>531090913
Minthara would happily enslave those gnomes while laughing at them. Also she would molest some of them.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:49:12 PM
No.531091025
>>531091343
>>531091669
>>531090815
he probably makes virgins like
>>531090913 insecure because he's actually popular with women
Put your name back on Mintharatranny
7/13/2025, 8:51:15 PM
No.531091258
>>531091609
And they intended for that blue Tom Holland troon to be a brown stain in the grass infront of the grove if you were playing a benevolent character.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:52:00 PM
No.531091343
>>531091419
>>531093613
>>531091025
and more popular than his waifu. Reminder more people kiss Wyll than Manthara.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:52:17 PM
No.531091385
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:52:38 PM
No.531091419
>>531091343
can't blame them no one wants to kiss that thing
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:54:05 PM
No.531091609
>>531091258
She was a mini-boss so yes. Minthara wants to kill 1000 tiefling kids!
>>531091025
I don't really form an opinion on a character based on whether they're popular with women, men, or non-binary primates. That's a really strange logical leap to make. Did you grow to hate Shadowheart or Karlach or Lae'zel because they're popular? Are you really that shallow?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:56:14 PM
No.531091841
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:57:16 PM
No.531091962
>>531092087
>>531091669
Put your name back on
Mattis
7/13/2025, 8:58:22 PM
No.531092087
>>531092234
Put your name back on Mintharatranny
7/13/2025, 8:59:34 PM
No.531092234
>>531091669
I liked most of these characters before their fans excused every little shit piece of writing as an excuse to do waifuwars.
The reason itβs fine for the grandfather of waifuwars NGE is because itβs better written.
>>531092087
It lands on itβs side
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:02:35 PM
No.531092594
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:11:24 PM
No.531093613
>>531094296
>>531094414
>>531091343
Such a pointless statistic, most people that play the game don't even know she's a potential companion. Nothing tries to characterize her in particular more or paint her as a victim to involve you with the character without foreknowledge that she can get recruited later.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:17:13 PM
No.531094296
>>531094708
>>531093613
Name back on. Mintharafag you can't comprehend that your waifu isn't popular?
Put your name back on Mintharatranny
7/13/2025, 9:18:18 PM
No.531094414
>>531093613
Shame they cant redo the statistic now that people know sheβs a lackluster companion
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:20:37 PM
No.531094684
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:20:53 PM
No.531094708
>>531094915
>>531095426
>>531094296
I'm not him, it's just obvious that it's worthless as a statistic because the average retard that plays this game has no idea she is recruitable as a companion, she's just another bad guy whose head they crack open to drink the XP and tadpole inside.
Like if it was possible to romance Jaheira she would be more popular than Minthara because the average retard is still going to have Jaheira foisted on them at the end of Act 2
Put your name back on Mintharatranny
7/13/2025, 9:22:50 PM
No.531094915
>>531095224
>>531094708
Well it would be because Jaheira is hotter than Minthara.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:23:26 PM
No.531094971
>>531095737
remember they hate minthara because one of his simps pointed out (correctly) how much of a whore shart really is
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:25:29 PM
No.531095224
>>531095737
>>531094915
It would objectively be because the average player doesn't know she can be recruited as a companion.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:25:31 PM
No.531095231
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:27:10 PM
No.531095426
>>531095663
>>531094708
Even if she was obviously recruitable she would still be unpopular. You can't understand that. She's more evil than Laezel and Laezel is 3rd place. She is also fucking ugly.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:27:32 PM
No.531095474
>>531096134
>>531100112
The newborn illithid is the only thing in Rivington that is timegated, right? I went straight for that then straight to the Gate to make sure Dammon made it out of Shar's Gauntlet alive
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:29:09 PM
No.531095663
>>531095764
>>531095426
She's also a hot purple elf. Any theorizing about who would be more popular is pointless, none of us know for sure, we're all biased, and the most popular isn't a metric for the best as most people are barely human and have shit taste.
Put your name back on Mintharatranny
7/13/2025, 9:29:56 PM
No.531095737
>>531096087
>>531094971
>Karlach
Miles of devil demon and imp cock
>Laeβzel
Miles of Gith classmate and Mindflayer cock
>Shadowheart
Miles of Sharran and farm animal cock
>Minthara
Miles of Gnoll, Hobgoblin and Goblin cock
>>531095224
We will never get an answer because nobody is going to do an updated statistic post launch now that everyone knows heβs a companion because the game is done and abandoned.
Nobody new is playing this shit completely blind at this point either
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:30:03 PM
No.531095748
>Even if she was obviously recruitable she would still be unpopular. You can't understand that. She's more evil than Laezel and Laezel is 3rd place. She is also fucking ugly.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:30:09 PM
No.531095764
>>531095663
>hot
Eyes checked
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:33:10 PM
No.531096087
>>531096614
>>531095737
We would never know because it would require going back in time and having Minthara be an obvious possible companion option where the player is told how to use non-lethal damage in a tutorial-like event in order to have an objectively fair comparison versus companions that are basically mandatory party members from the start of the game.
>>531095474
I don't help ugly half-orc players or slop enthusiasts. Maybe the pig can help you, though!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:34:23 PM
No.531096215
or a simpler answer: she's beautiful AND monogamous
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:35:24 PM
No.531096328
>>531096134
half orcs are cute though
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:37:14 PM
No.531096523
>>531096614
>>531096134
All orcs are ugly. You can't say I'm not cool though.
Put your name back on Mintharatranny
7/13/2025, 9:38:02 PM
No.531096614
>>531096895
>>531096087
Sounds like a game design problem if they didnβt effectively communicate to you that he was a romanceable companion
>>531096523
How old is this save file anyway?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:40:40 PM
No.531096895
>>531096614
The date is in the filename. I got all the good items from Act 3 and stopped playing that campaign, then update 8 came and I wanted to do it again a little differently. This is the picture you're talking about.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:41:51 PM
No.531097003
Put your name back on Mintharatranny
7/13/2025, 9:42:56 PM
No.531097131
>>53109689
Was curious, I remembered the horc getting called bubblegum pink.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:44:22 PM
No.531097275
The orc female face with the freckles is cute
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:46:34 PM
No.531097510
>>531097921
>turn into Slayer monster in the Shadowlands alone while everyone else is staying at camp then revert to normal form
>come back to camp
>everyone is harassing me and calling me names for being a monster
fuck larian
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:48:16 PM
No.531097712
>>531098346
>become monster
>companions react
>wtf i don't want reaction!
lol
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:50:09 PM
No.531097921
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:53:34 PM
No.531098346
>>531097712
read the post again
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:55:52 PM
No.531098563
>>531099346
what is bred in the bone comes out in the flesh my guy
Mintharafag
7/13/2025, 10:03:19 PM
No.531099323
>>531079572
No. Sebille starts of more mean than Morrigan ever was. These people have selective memory.
Morrigan also is never particularly mean to the player, and even with Alistair, the comic that was released alongside the game revealed she appreciated everyone in the party, it was mostly sense of humor that made her goad everyone. Morrigan being some sort of bitch queen has never really been true, it's a Mandela effect among gamers.
This also makes no sense since Bioware's handling of the Qunari fell apart after the second game. Within the 4 games that feature qunari, bioware themselves didn't "handle" them well in half of them. So sure, I'd be interested to see how someone else does it. Why not?
There's a reason I don't look at random people on twitter.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:03:37 PM
No.531099346
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:06:42 PM
No.531099675
>>531080051
no YOU did that
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:09:24 PM
No.531099962
>>531100527
>>531088394
Can't you just do something like kill Karlach, store her body, do the evil things, and then revive her like 2 or 3 long rests later when it's no longer an issue?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:10:51 PM
No.531100112
>>531100418
>>531111286
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:13:46 PM
No.531100418
>>531100112
Since it's not on that list, does that mean I can enter the Lower City and ignore Gortash's coronation until it is convenient for me?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:14:28 PM
No.531100495
>>531146131
Is Colossus Slayer once per turn period or once per turn per target? For instance, if I hit a wounded character and get the 1d8 bonus damage on them, and then use an extra attack to hit another wounded character, does that attack also get the 1d8 bonus damage?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:14:44 PM
No.531100527
>>531100758
>>531099962
She will magically know everything.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:16:43 PM
No.531100758
>>531100527
QUALITY GAME DESIGN, THANK YOU LARIAN. (not)
If I ever do another evil playthrough I'll try storing her body in camp until act 2 and then reviving her and see if that will ignore any Act 1 consequences.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:17:51 PM
No.531100887
>>531101146
just make bodies unrevivable after a long rest and wala problem solved
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:20:15 PM
No.531101146
>>531100887
But what if you don't have 100g? We can't have that!
>game has a section where you fight a copy of yourself, including your equipment
>oops, if you disarm your copy you get to keep the copied weapon
>the solution? make it so that ALL dropped weapons are immediately deleted... in the ENTIRE FUCKING DUNGEON, at all times
>including thrown weapons, including pact weapons that you aren't even supposed to be able to lose, ever
so this... is the power... of western game developers...
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:41:47 PM
No.531103572
>>531146760
>doing randomizer honor run playthrough
>characters get a random level in a class at every lvl up
>get to self same trial in gauntlet of shar
>all the shadows have the abilities of a level 8 of every single class they have
>meaning even though some of my shittty party members only have a single lvl of fighter the shadows have extra attack, action burst and a trillion other overpowered abilities from EVERY SINGLE class they have
>this is on top of their already retardedly high ability scores
LARIAN ARE WE SERIOUS
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:43:02 PM
No.531103717
>>531103571
wow we complained about the same section of the game at the same time kek
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:45:07 PM
No.531103923
>>531103571
oh also you better hope your copy doesn't have any disarming ability, because if your copy disarms you, your weapon is immediately deleted forever
genius
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:53:15 PM
No.531104859
>>531088465
Minthara is fun and evil, and slightly autistic. I can't take her serious, and I recruit her because she's a fun class to play, with her Absolute buffs.
>"Uhh achkstually she shoud be Oath of-"
Don't care.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:54:57 PM
No.531105041
>>531106414
>>531103571
Thank you for warning me ahead of time not to bring my throw Barb for the Gauntlet of Shar.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:56:20 PM
No.531105218
Speaking of time sensitive, tried to save the Gondians in the Iron Throne yesterday, was probably my worst run yet. Needed to hoard more speed pots early I guess.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:56:21 PM
No.531105221
Gonna try that randomized loot mega pack thingy, give me four classes to run. Dont care if they are modded or not, just be balanced.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:56:39 PM
No.531105253
>>531105665
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:56:40 PM
No.531105256
>>531113750
>>531088465
If you ever watched The Nanny then you'd be fine with women with weird voices.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:57:23 PM
No.531105343
>>531105559
I'm a woman and I need someone to fix origin Astarion with her love. She's the only female romance I like, and I'm not comfortable watching two men kiss.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:59:07 PM
No.531105559
>>531106357
>>531106649
>>531105343
Karlach? You could roleplay trying to fix him since they are essentially oppositely aligned.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:00:06 PM
No.531105665
>>531106561
>>531105253
Orin did nothing wrong btw
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:01:51 PM
No.531105896
>>531106505
>Some enemies with the ability to smite smite with every single attack and never run out of smites
What's up with this bullshittery?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:05:45 PM
No.531106357
>>531107630
>>531105559
Can't stand the way she talks.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:06:08 PM
No.531106414
>>531106809
>>531105041
it's not just in that trial, it's the whole fucking map btw
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:06:56 PM
No.531106505
>>531106843
>>531105896
How do you know that?
Dont tell me you fail at killing them over multiple turns.
They could have only two spell slots for all I know.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:07:33 PM
No.531106561
>>531105665
act 3's biggest mistake was not giving enough screentime to orin & gortash
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:08:25 PM
No.531106649
>>531107630
>>531105559
>since they are essentially oppositely aligned.
lmao, Karlach is absolutely not "good" aligned. She's the reddit alignment and like reddit she thinks that she is the arbiter of all morality despite arbitrarily doing whatever makes her feel good.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:09:56 PM
No.531106809
>>531107084
>>531106414
That's just not accurate, I just used my throw barb there.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:10:16 PM
No.531106843
>>531107048
>>531106505
The zealots in the Moonrise Towers assault smite with regular attacks, they don't even cast a smite each time, it just happens as they attack. And they keep doing it over and over, for far more than just a few attacks.
I've made it a point to kill them as quickly as possible because they fucking rape Jaheira (because she just goes in like a madwoman) if you leave them unattended.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:12:05 PM
No.531107048
>>531107850
>>531106843
>they don't even cast a smite each time, it just happens as they attack
Yes, thats how smites work.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:12:20 PM
No.531107084
>>531106809
might be that it only starts happening after the trial, but my weapons are disappearing while I'm halfway across the map from the copy trial
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 11:12:31 PM
No.531107110
>>531107295
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:14:01 PM
No.531107276
badberry
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:14:10 PM
No.531107295
>>531107778
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 11:14:33 PM
No.531107338
>>531106357
Your only other options are Shadowheart and Lae'zel then. Do you plan on indulging Astarion in his quest or are you going to reign him in? If the former I'd suggest Shadowheart if she does the thing (you'd think Lae'zel but no, she has standards regarding the acquisition of power), if the latter then Shadowheart if she doesn't do the thing or Lae'zel.
>>531106649
She follows simple guidelines in terms of approval ratings at least: be nice, go out of your way to help people, fuck bad guys. Generally if Karlach approves Astarion will disapprove, hence why I said opposites.
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 11:18:34 PM
No.531107778
>>531107295
default durge doesn't have one but i think his nub is cute
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:19:14 PM
No.531107850
>>531107975
>>531107048
Huh, I genuinely wasn't aware that smite can be set to autotrigger on any attacks, not just crits.
However, this doesn't explain these niggas shitting out multiple smites a turn for the entire duration of a 10+ turn fight. And I'm pretty sure it isn't them retaining the smites due to missing, because they generally hit them too.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:20:15 PM
No.531107975
>>531107850
It's in reactions. Generally it's a good idea to look at your reaction settings any time you get a new class or feature, you'd be surprised what's in there.
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 11:20:35 PM
No.531108020
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:21:05 PM
No.531108068
>>531108236
>>531111667
I understand this is the wrong general but I can't find anyone talking about Divinity 2 and you've probably played it.
Why does this talent never fucking work?
It was healing me each round for awhile but has completely stopped mid act 2.
I've removed the talent, reordered it, stopped eating pre-fights, but nothing seems to fix this.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:21:41 PM
No.531108147
>>531108492
>>531107630
They agree on plenty, like tormenting people before you kill them and teaching children necromancy.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:22:20 PM
No.531108226
Halsin really thought he was gonna get Nightsong by himself huh
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:22:24 PM
No.531108236
>>531108541
>>531108068
there are abilities that reduce/nullify healing, maybe you're playing an undead in that case you should be drinking poison not health potions, the latter will hurt you instead
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 11:23:17 PM
No.531108327
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:24:51 PM
No.531108492
>>531109084
>>531108147
I can't remember the former but the latter is for two distinct reasons considering the child is grieving over the loss of her brother. It's also the exception rather than the rule.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:25:14 PM
No.531108541
>>531108236
Am Lizard
It used to work and I started to focus more on con to get more from the 40% dinners
It stopped working around 1500 total hp and I've been wondering if that bugs it out really bad
I still get the double strength bonus but no longer heal per round. It really sucks.
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/13/2025, 11:25:48 PM
No.531108607
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:26:37 PM
No.531108709
>>531109049
>>531107630
>fuck bad guys
Based?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:29:38 PM
No.531109049
>>531108709
I wish. Could you imagine the hate-sex with Gortash?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:29:56 PM
No.531109084
>>531108492
It's not an exception, Karlach does whatever makes her feel good inside. That includes tormenting those she has decided are bad, protecting and nurturing criminal behavior in children, but still patting herself on the back and threatening to attack you if you insinuate consuming fucking souls might be amoral.
She's the stereotypical self righteous reddit fantasy. She's an arbitrary cunt
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:30:09 PM
No.531109106
>>531107630
I was talking about Minthara. Lae'zel is ugly and Shadowheart has unusual preferences.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:30:39 PM
No.531109161
sure let's talk about shadowheart being a slut for the 50th time this month
>Wyll tried to kiss my Gale and then called Halsin a thick hunk of an elf the next day
I thought people said Wyll was Karlach's canon husband? What??????
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:38:03 PM
No.531109945
>>531110832
>>531109743
Trolling. He's the gayest male character.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:40:19 PM
No.531110192
>>531110767
>>531110832
>>531109743
the sheath of the frontiers
Is it possible to have companions romance each other?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:45:35 PM
No.531110767
>>531110192
His writer's fetish is leaking.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:45:49 PM
No.531110790
>>531111319
>>531110664
it's implied that wyll & karl fall in love if they both go to the hells, you can also make astarion/shadowheart date halsin if you're poly
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:46:17 PM
No.531110832
>>531109945
>>531110192
I'm surprised he beat out a guy on the fag scale who turned a "magic trick" into gay sex. I never actually triggered that but the reactions from people who did will never stop being funny to me.
>>53111066
Kind of? If Wyll and Karlach are both alive then in the epilogue they both go to Avernus together. Does that count?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:47:33 PM
No.531110951
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:48:37 PM
No.531111084
>>531110664
Romance Shadowheart and she'll surprise you with her boyfriend :)
Also start multiplayer game with one of them and you'll be able to start another romance
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:50:09 PM
No.531111236
>>531109743
All the companions lust for each other
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:50:40 PM
No.531111286
>>531100112
Most of these aren't triggered by going to the city. I wasn't sure about the Harpers though so I went back and did that, thanks.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:50:56 PM
No.531111319
>>531111479
>>531110790
>you can also make astarion/shadowheart date halsin if you're poly
Only you date Halsin not them
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:51:15 PM
No.531111359
>>531110664
no but shadowheart can certainly dream about sex with halsin once or twice...or more than that
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:52:32 PM
No.531111479
>>531111574
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:53:09 PM
No.531111535
Gayness scale
Wyll (written by a gay furry and it shows) > Halsin (made for faggots) > Gale (magic trick) = Astarion (Welch's poorly disguised desires)
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:53:18 PM
No.531111550
>>531111626
Guys, I think something is wrong with my Halsin
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:53:31 PM
No.531111574
>>531112096
>>531111479
No they don't
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:53:55 PM
No.531111626
>>531111550
why is he a dragon sorc. you denied him of his goodberry supply
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:54:12 PM
No.531111667
>>531108068
>I understand this is the wrong general but I can't find anyone talking about Divinity 2
But the insipid swine said that Larian only made iconic games with a long-lasting impact.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:54:36 PM
No.531111708
>>531111828
Sexsin Sexverbough the archdruid of the Sexmerald Grove
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:55:40 PM
No.531111828
>>531112648
First honor mode, went with a shadow sorc for my Tav. Not sure if I did it wrong, but it didn't seem that strong to me.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:58:08 PM
No.531112096
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:00:22 AM
No.531112337
>>531112074
It's not you, Shadow Sorc is ass.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:03:22 AM
No.531112648
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:05:24 AM
No.531112860
>>531113318
They're right about the shadowheart double standard
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:09:31 AM
No.531113303
I found that chest armor I was talking about, it was the basic plate +2.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:09:41 AM
No.531113318
>>531113493
>>531115015
>>531112860
Yeah its true. They don't care that Shadowheart wants Karlach. Its only cause Big H is a man and threatens them.
Shaddyfags and nametranny just want to control women because they can't irl.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:11:13 AM
No.531113489
>it's replying to itself again
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:11:17 AM
No.531113493
>>531113318
tactical trvth nvke
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:11:27 AM
No.531113518
>>531113857
>>531112074
should have gone hexblade
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:13:33 AM
No.531113750
>>531114130
>>531114192
>>531105256
Fran Drescher looks like a woman and at sounds like a Jew.
Minthara looks and sounds like a man.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:14:41 AM
No.531113857
>>531113934
>>531113518
Made Wyll a Hexblade, worked out fairly well. Best of the new classes for me so far has been giant barb, what a beast. Didn't get a chance to try out Bladesinger, Arcane Archer, or the Druid, Ranger or Monk ones, next run.
Still not sure what I want my next Tav to be either. I'm thinking either Draw Bard, Dragonborn polearm user, or Orc Monk.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:15:22 AM
No.531113934
>>531113857
drow bard is fun, basically two of the most reactive race/class combo
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:17:18 AM
No.531114130
>>531114675
>>531113750
>Fran Drescher
She was cute in that show also
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:17:46 AM
No.531114192
>>531113750
If that's what a man sounds like then you need to get your ears checked.
I don't actually remember what she looks like because her quips are the whole reason she has a party spot.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:19:44 AM
No.531114390
>>531112074
Draconic (if you pick the right element) > storm > draconic (if you pick the wrong element) > shadow > wild
zoomers are too used to ethots upward inflections and high pitched shit
too afraid of an actual woman like minthara
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:22:24 AM
No.531114675
>>531114130
Kinda just assumed we all knew she was hot but yeah.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:22:35 AM
No.531114690
>fail all the rolls and so I can't pull the lever RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
God I hate this game sometimes.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:22:36 AM
No.531114697
>>531114394
this, minthy is perfect
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:22:38 AM
No.531114701
>>531114829
Karlach flirts with wyll and shadowheart but no one cares.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:23:55 AM
No.531114829
>>531114701
Less fun to make fun of her for being a whore
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:26:03 AM
No.531115015
>>531115997
>>531113318
Shart won't be poly with Karlach tho
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:27:57 AM
No.531115212
r8
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:29:23 AM
No.531115362
Third son out of Ten
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:30:00 AM
No.531115424
>>531115552
>>531114394
>actual woman
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:31:20 AM
No.531115552
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:35:46 AM
No.531115997
>>531117676
>>531115015
Cause the poly shit was added last second.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:38:44 AM
No.531116263
Karlach activates my rape urges, she is so physically strong yet vulnerable. I need to breed her.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:52:42 AM
No.531117676
>>531115997
Okay and?
Mintharaβs pregnancy was cut last second.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:54:06 AM
No.531117814
I'm open to trying new things but I'm never going to equip armour over camp clothes.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:55:26 AM
No.531117939
Is the game finished yet? Will it ever be?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:58:32 AM
No.531118221
>>531118367
Do you guys EVER talk about anything other than polyamory
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:00:05 AM
No.531118367
>>531118808
>>531118221
Which Tiefling kid was your favorite?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:04:33 AM
No.531118808
>>531119193
>>531118367
Mol is a bratty little girl in need of correction
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:08:04 AM
No.531119193
>>531120103
>>531118808
what do you mean
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:15:47 AM
No.531120103
>>531119193
he wants to fuck mol
id fuck mattis tbdesune
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:30:51 AM
No.531121765
sex scene was very underwhelming
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:34:09 AM
No.531122117
discord joon sharing IPs again, how novel
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/14/2025, 1:35:01 AM
No.531122219
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/14/2025, 1:37:02 AM
No.531122432
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/14/2025, 1:39:06 AM
No.531122648
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:40:34 AM
No.531122821
speaking of discord
Pea
!F3UoenMyGg
7/14/2025, 1:41:07 AM
No.531122886
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:50:59 AM
No.531123952
why can't we just stick to frogposting
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:56:41 AM
No.531124574
>>531124769
cease the gay shit
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:58:36 AM
No.531124769
>>531124574
cant, this is a baldurs gate 3 thread
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:59:51 AM
No.531124906
tfw first time meeting the glorious winged faggot
tfw I have no face
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:07:23 AM
No.531125637
>>531114394
she's the stern 19th century mother of this game, and that's why we love her
post cute pictures of Shadowheart
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:13:36 AM
No.531126262
>>531125937
We only care about karlach here.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:14:52 AM
No.531126376
Making the rounds through the Act 3 shops before I do anything, I gave Shadowblade Sharrheart the Potent Robes because she's spamming EB when she can't get into melee range. But now I've got such an overabundance of quality armor, should I just give her the armor of persistence? Was thinking of keeping the Adamantine armor for myself for the crit immunity since he's now got the +2 cha hat. She won't be crit immune because she'll have the arcane synergy hat but I figure that will be alright.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:14:54 AM
No.531126379
>>531134156
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:16:53 AM
No.531126564
>>531127386
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:19:09 AM
No.531126774
>>531125937
I would but I just yeeted her bitch ass into a pit
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:25:39 AM
No.531127386
>>531126564
What she gets for dreaming
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:28:13 AM
No.531127654
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:29:02 AM
No.531127738
>>531127912
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:29:52 AM
No.531127816
>>531127975
>sfw board
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:30:48 AM
No.531127912
>>531128169
>>531127738
That's Big H's
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:31:29 AM
No.531127975
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:33:31 AM
No.531128169
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:35:33 AM
No.531128391
coming together for peace
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:35:42 AM
No.531128405
>>531129709
>>531079117
>being forced into prostitution (which having sex is integral to) isn't rape
???
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:37:05 AM
No.531128556
>>531130798
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:47:24 AM
No.531129709
>>531128405
The swine is really that fucking stupid. This is the same moron that gave us gems such as, "If we talk about character manipulations by deities, Mystra is worse than Shar for how she behaved with Gale," or "roleplaying is not something as demanding as going on stage and playing an actor, it should be more natural."
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:57:52 AM
No.531130798
>>531128556
buy an ad, faggot
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:02:54 AM
No.531131368
>>531134230
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:16:04 AM
No.531132772
>>531134230
>>531134253
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:28:43 AM
No.531134091
Which class or mod allows me to live the magical girl life?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:29:31 AM
No.531134156
>>531126379
What absolute idiot would believe that?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:30:16 AM
No.531134230
>>531131368
Unadulterated cuteness.
>>531132772
Soulless slop.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:30:36 AM
No.531134253
>>531132772
wtf bros suddenly I love Shart?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:32:10 AM
No.531134420
Just cleared 10gb of saves from my folder
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:33:53 AM
No.531134584
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:46:09 AM
No.531146131
>>531100495
Once per turn period
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:49:25 AM
No.531146414
>>531103571
not sure why they were so desperate to failsafe this exploit, what's the worst that happens? You get an extra fucking Blood of Lathander? it's not like you can disarm someone of their rings, armor or boots. And the majority of the truly good weapons are all locked behind Act 3.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:53:16 AM
No.531146760
>>531103572
My man you can trivialize this trial by walking into it completely unarmed and re-equipping your weapon mid-combat