Those Who Remain Edition
>News:Patch 8: https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138
Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121
Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108
Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99
>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki
>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/
>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpasta
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>>530450063
MFW I see Shadowheart drink a fire resist potion and then go off behind the rocks with Karlach.
>>530803338mfw I see Karlach drink an Enlarge Person potion and sneak off behind the shed with Shadowheart
>>530805421OP loves stale bread and tap water
bland vanilla screenshots in 2025 is just depressing
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md5: 48e0187bc3cb3341e806342c7c37c68f
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>vanilla screenshots
So this will be the final thread
>>530805421total sloppa death
what was your first playthrough like? post your first race, class & romance
>>530821863Human Warlock tried to romance Karlach but Isobel died and Dammon bit it along with her so I never got to lock in tight with Karlach on that playthrough but it was still cool to have her around.
>>530821863Orc barbarian. Started to romance the frog, but I was reluctant to give the prism to the inquisitor and I had to kill her.
>Thread making slave canโt pick an interesting picture to save xirโs life
Can you romance multiple characters? I want to romance both Karlach and Shadowheart to see what happens
>>530824394without a mod, eventually you'll have to choose. Thankfully the mod is popular and works well.
>>530824394there's a mod that lets you do that, it's also in the ingame mod manager, it only lets you romance them at the same time, you don't have scenes with all 3 of you
>>530824394Is it that difficult to choose one girl for one playthrough and commit to her?
>>530824594>>530824620thanks
>>530825142I don't usually replay my games, especially 100hour long ones
>>530825142karl was originally poly though
Nobody will explain the whole 'goodberry' thing to me
>>530829072it's a lvl 1 spell that makes all your problems go away
>>530829072Frogfags are in a constant imaginary war with Shartfags so they bring up her being a slut all the time.
>>530829479>>530830416???
>>530830960What does this have to do with goodberry ...?
>>530831109Goodberry is a druid spell
Shart is a slut with a druid in game.
Can you make simple connections or do you have a brain atrophy disease?
>>530830413>Why should I hide who I am?
>>530832337canon durge is a 7 foot tall gay albino lizard that shoots lightning
>>530831867Isobel is a very lucky woman.
>>530831225I don't get it
>>530805421>hating that the general for a game uses a picture from that game>not modded or anything just a regular game picturethe absolute state of autists
>>530837119literally every other general posts memes or fanarts we're the only general with someone autistic enough to snipe OPs to post boring screenshots
>>530830413One kiss would fix her I reckon
>>530830413>how about another joke, volo
What drives a man to desire a femDurge girlfriend
>>530837971/bgg/ is unlike every other general. We lead - we do not follow. We stray from the beaten path. We forge our own destiny.
>>530837971>snipeHe used to snipe it. Now nobody gives a fuck unless theyโre making fun of him for being a boring retard who acts like he owns the general.
>Want Karlach for melee
>Want Shadowheart for cleric spells
>Want Lae'Zel for anti-magic fighting
>me the mage
I've accidentally created a lesbian harem out of necessity
>>530830960>>530831225I still don't get the whole goodberry thing. Will you please give me another (You)?
>>530841342>haremOh, don't flatter yourself.
>>530821863human bard party face
quit after getting into the lower city as I realized how unfinished the game was
still haven't finished the game since the game itself was never finished
>>530837971>post boringdon't mind if i do.
>>530840996>no glasses accessory bg3 sucks
>>530842790That's the cute kind of boring.
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/17511
yet another early access scene got restored
>off-model slop out of nowhere
>>530841828I'm also playing a female character and I don't want lesbians, but all the men SUCK
Except Astarion, Astarion is ok
>>530848473it's hard to hate astarion he has great banter and claps back if you shit on him in game
>>530848724Astarion is a femboy done right
They will hate me for saying what is true
>>530848905he's barely a twink
>>530848905He has a deep voice and male face, are you blind?
Is there anything stopping me from cutting a deal with Orin Gortash and Raphael and then backstabbing them one by one?
Im playing a paladin so it feels kinda oathbreakery behavior
Waifus, Husbandos
Love & Harmony
>>530851259no wonder gale wants to kill himself look at that dome
>>530851259>idubbz gale>faggier astarion>female tav when you're a fat overweight balding male irl
>>530851259is that saul goodman after walter white got caught
>>530853006Shart got cancer. Would anons still love her?
where the hell is barcus before you save wulbren in moonrise? isn't he supposed to be hanging around last light inn somewhere?
>>530855386based minthara
thinking about Shadowheart's feet
Shadowheart thinking about someone
>face or armor mod doesn't work with body 3
Too much body 1 bias.
>When Sharran Shadowheart kills her parents, it is revealed that Shar's curse has plagiarized the souls of the Hallowleaf couple.
>Dear Mintharafag, there is no language barrier
Honour mode is bullshit. I lost my save because I was mean to Vlaakith. I'm fine with losing a fight, but losing because of dialogue is fucking dumb. Shit game.
>>530837971my guy its just the op
you are spending a little too much time here if this is what upsets you
fyi i post in other generals and this is the only one ive seen where people crash out over using game screenshots in the op
hell there was a period in /xivg/ when a specific autist wouldnt stop shilling their modbeast character in the op
>>530860572>WTF I talked shit to a one thousand year old Lich queen aiming for godhood and she punished me for my hubris??????? I had to face the consequences of my actions????????????????? Retard.
YOU WISH TO SEE GODHOOD?
I WISH YOU TO END.
>>530860572>warned several times to obey>lol, nahyou get what you deserve
>>530862347>>530862274>How dare you role play in a role playing game
>>530862794And you played your role as a dead guy perfectly!
>>530821863Devotion pally who destroyed the brain and lived happily ever after with Shart on their farm with her parents.
>>530862901Please press 'F' to not die.
You're a fucking retard
>>530862794Yes and in true roleplaying fashion your actions had consequences. Maybe next time you'll rethink shit talking a self-styled god. Even if she's not truly divine, did you think her being the god-queen of the Githyanki was just for show?
>>530861845>how dare u not like my mediocrity
>>530863491Yes, the previous OP with the homoerotic fanart was far better
unironically
>>530862397>when you nut but he keep suckin
>>530863491im just a tourist im only here until my playthrough is finished which is why i can rightfully call you out for being autistic about crying over an in game screenshot
>>530863603>Using shitpost op to justify mediocre poopoo screenshot op
>>530863758I said unironically, all OPs should be homoerotic
>>530863395You don't know what true role playing fashion means.
>>530863725You werenโt even replying to me initially. Maybe reexamine your life if you feel the need to defend the loser who dedicates his free time to keeping this place alive long past itโs prime.
>>530863915lol surejan
>>530863758there's nothing wrong with gigachad wyll
>>530862794yeah you roleplay how dare you cry about the consequences of your own action
>>530863993what does it mean, no consequences for your actions? bing bing wahoo is more your pace
>>530863915They are.
Baldurโs Gate 3 is a game for homosexuals
>>530864029im not the one shitting his pants over the op
its just a game pic how autistic do you have to be to shit yourself over it? are you genuinely on the spectrum or something?
>>530862942Statistically speaking, this is the most popular playthrough. Paladin is the most popular class, killing the brain is the most popular ending, and sharty is the most popular romance. human and half elf are even the most popular races.
>>530863993The irony in this post is so rich I can taste it.
>>530860572Pretty crazy she burned a cast of Wish on you. Why didn't she cast Wish on getting the artifact back
The Vlaakith wish is a great part of BG3 and I wish we had real statistics on how many Honor mode runs it has killed.
>>530865924Wish can fail. The real answer is that it would end the game and we don't want that, canonically it could be argued that she's tried that and it failed. Not to mention that using Wish for unconventional spells gives you a 1 in 3 chance to NEVER BE ABLE TO CAST WISH EVER AGAIN.
>>530865980I find it surprising people only find out about it in Honour Mode. What the fuck were they doing before.
>>530867465I can only assume they chose Honor as their first run and thought it would be a pure combat game. These kinds of people just want RPGs, not TTRPGs. A real TTRPG enjoyer would be prepared to lose their firstborn just because they rolled badly and the DM decided that's simply how things are.
>>530868353>I can only assume they chose Honor as their first run and thought it would be a pure combat game.Glad for it. Good comedy.
>>530865257keep defending him he might even suck your clit.
>>530869416>I physically cannot stop myself from stealing the flask and condemning Olly and Rugan every single timeNow he's in /bgg/ too? I can't escape my crimes no matter where I go.
>>530869639They both dissapear from the game after act1 so i wouldn't worry too much about it.
>>530868740>>530868740You are a huge faggot to think that is a good reason to end someone's run.
>>530864770It means allowing player choice without condemning them to death for one decision you fucking retard.
>>530871117boo hoo itโs a videogame nigger get over it and start over since youโre on the โif I die i start overโ mode
>>530869639>condemningWhen you help them fight the gnolls, he tells his coworker not to get involved so you're left to battle the gnoll matriarch with only your party.
So I command the gnolls to brave the fires and eat Rugan. Then eat her pack. Then eat herself.
>>530871117>games makes sure you want to go through with this decision>get mad when there's consequences
You would think that when a person makes a literal pact with a demon where their whole life and soul depends on it, they'd at least read the contract thoroughly and remember the details
>>530871825You've ignored everything I've said. Probably because you are dumb and gay.
I'm fine with having to restart because I fucked up in combat. Not because I told Vlaakith I would think about it.
>YOUโRE LIHTERALLY KILLING ME IF YOU KILL ME IN GAME
>>530872441Damn nigga sounds like you should be playing fifa instead
>>530830413That actually looks pretty rad.
>>530872236>they'd at least read the contract thoroughlyMizora took advantage of a panicked child's sense of urgency. After the danger passed, what reason has she to allow him to read over the full contract when she holds all the cards.
>/bgg/ers donโt like roleplaying
Iโm so shocked
Hey Shadowheart-fags, have you preordered your Shadowheart pony plush yet?
>>530871117>it means no consequenceslike i said bing bing wahoo
>>530873037NooooooOooOoOo thATS NOT WHAT I SAID
I SAID
I SAID I SHOULDNโT BE INSTAKILLED IN DIALOGUE BUT YOUโRE DUMB AND BLACK SO YOU CANโT UNDERSTAND
>>530872920bronies gotta be pushing 50 by now
there's much better autismcore these days
>>530873202bg3โs not that good desu
they would unironically be better off with the horsies
>>530873324If CRPG devs weren't hacks they make one of the female companions a centaur that you can ride into battle.
>>530873202>bronies gotta be pushing 50 by nowHUH?
>>530873437yeah yeah and the upper city is hidden in Karlachโs fartbox move along
>>530873529Is that where Laeโzelโs beauty is hidden too?
her beauty isn't hidden tho
>>530873529What an odd thing to say.
>>530873456Dude even the younger og bronies like chris chan are currently in there 40's
>>530873168>>530873168I've never scene TWO gay retards sucking eachother in one thread
>Few know such fortune
>Call me Lae'zel
>>530873456they are old
as shit
>>5308734562014 was 30 years ago, Anon...
>>530874806thats the same post
Hey where did Mintharafagโs fag go?
chat, is this sexual harassment?
>heโs ugly
yeah Iโd say itโs harassment
>>530871117That's not roleplaying, that's a hero fantasy. The other guy was right, maybe bing bing wahoo is more your speed.
i find kiting enemies to be extremely strong
>Start combat from 18 meters away
>blast them with all my ranged
>im Alert so i move everyone out before they retaliate
>they try to dash in
>repeat
is it cringe? Im on Honour mode blind by the way
>what most people see
>a game where actions have consequences and fighting isn't the only thing to do in the game
>what this retard sees
>wtf why does dialogue exist in the game
>>530877265we're not talking astarion here
>>530873168>I SHOULDNโT BE INSTAKILLED IN DIALOGUEso you don't want consequences of your own actions
>>530873168this has to be bait
>what I see in this thread
>>530876756is this why she needs that big of a snout
>>530880623>gith nose evolved to sniff that big istik scent
What's the best druid subclass?
>>530883467I have only played Druid once and it was Owlbear turbo. Next time I'll try spores if it lets me reanimate corpses the way the myconids do.
>githyanki have had an eternity of queens
>they live in misery
>githzerai have an eternal godking
>they relax on floating paradise rocks
Makes one think
oh Shaddy, oh my Shaddy...
why couldn't you be happy with just me
If you ever feel bad about dark urge shit, just watch Takopi no Genzai, then you won't feel bad about punishing normies ever again.
not really interested in Japanimation, sorry
>>530886002That's alright, you'll grow up some day.
Every time I come checm on this thread theres some obsessed freak posting the same shart whore shitpost.
Dude get a job you were doing this same shit 7 months ago
>>530878282Ranger cucks do this and see nothing wrong with it btw.
>>530886650and every time there's always someone drawing attention to him
I always go for the evil ending as it's the only ending where Shadowheart, Lae'zel and Karlach all share my cock together.
>>530886986I will marvel at the fact that the bitch is still being a worthless loser when I drop in.
Nothing you say will stop me. Just like nothing I say will make you get a job.
>>530887509nice try but only shadowheart shares in that trio
>>530887565and nothing will uncuck you nor wash the taste of goodberry out of your mouth
>>530887662There we go you fat nigger! Iโm glad my tax dollars go to making you JUMBO sized.
I love paying your foodstamps!
>>530887662>nice try but only shadowheart shares in that trioThey won't have a choice
How much of anonโs taxes would Thisobald use on food stamps?
I like karlach because she is the alpha female.
>>530888084you like it when her futacock hits your prostate
>>530888231Karlach has a vagina schizo.
He got a vaginoplasty holy fuck??
Karlach calls herself mama k and wants kids, she is straight coded.
Lol does he finger your ass too?
>wake up, turn to spoon Shaddy
>she's not there
>"Huh, probably out for one of her night swims again"
Well, atleast Karlach is pretty I canโt say the same about Trannythara or Uggโzel.
>>530889093Thanks for proving his pont.
>>530862942Very nice. Now let's see the one who romanced Minthara.
Lae'zel is love.
Lae'zel is life.
Lae'zel a miracle of the universe.
Lae'zel might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out.
>>530842790>tfw the halfie says something so mundane you hit her with the high elf side-eye
>>530886806Im a Storm Sorcerer but Ranger was my second choice, i was really undecided between the two
>>530891781but astarion is to blame for half elf shart
>>530821863Human tempest cleric (I always start with cleric ever since Dark Souls and I like lightning). Got weirded out because gods don't matter when picking domains. Tried to make him look like pic related.
Romanced Lae'zel
>>530891680You can't just go around and call people halfies.
>>530895842>dies on the jobwhat a dummy
Why did Larian butcher Minthara?
>>530901535Hes not a character
>>530902016as revenge for pointing out shadowheart's whorish ways sharters have taken to calling minthara a man
>>530902108Nobody is that cringe
>>530902016Its a man, are you dumb?
>>530902183And yet someone in this very general is that cringe.
>>530902630So it seems
So it seems
is there a way to check if a mod is outdated with BG3MM? like how MO2 does it
I should probably transmog Sharrheart's cloak to one of the modded neck gaiters. But aside from that, I'm pretty happy with how the Chosen of Sharr looks. Aside from the fucking plate being different for women now and having the riveted chestplate.
Hey wokegender pea is back. Do you still stream?
>we easily killed Voss
I feel like they should have given him a real endgame setup. Instead he was just kind of... there.
>>530910305For the record this was during Act 1.
https://files.catbox.moe/e03b8m.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/ir2f6s.mp4
Smoke tone or vampire tone?
>>530915534light is right
Gloom Stalker or Swords Bard for my drow Tav?
I am leaning towards Swords Bard so far mechanics-wise, but RP-wise I am inherently biased against the bards in general, because bards are gay by default.
Fuck I did all that and it won't let me confirm it. I thought the mod that let you customize origins would also just let you customize other companions.
>>530917182forgot my picture
>>530916934Wild Magic Sorcerer.
>>530917182I think I had to choose resculpt instead of mirror for origin characters.
>>530919582Well this mod works for all the companions which could be origin characters, it just seems to not work on non-origin companions.
Does the Oathbreaker Knight not pop up for aasimars?
>do Lorroakan tower
>beat him, Aylin pulls a Bane and snaps his twiggy back
>mentions feeling hollow and like she lost something
>just walks around the tower aimlessly
I was expecting him to poof in since he does so instantly for player characters
>>530821863Human sorcerer, banged lazel because it turned out she was a tsundere slut and quite easy to get, also gayle ambushed me with the gayest cutscene in magic casting history, I just thought he wanted to teach me a free magic spell.... -_-
overall game is really fun but the playersexual characters are kinda weird, no chance to just hang out and having a beer with your bros instead you have to tiptoe around a minefield of gay dialogue....
>>530920684>I was expecting him to poof in since he does so instantly for player charactersNo he doesn't.
>>530922293The two times he popped up on my paladin run (he who was, orthun) he did so right after the dialogue chain ended
Does he wait a bit for other choices?
>>530922676Nevermind, I thought it was just the narrator and then you don't see the Oathbreaker until you get to camp. I guess only the Oathbreaker can see the Oathbreaker appear.
>>530920684She's not just an asimar, she's a demigod/exarch. So she probably doesn't follow the same rules as other paladins. Her powers probably come directly from mommy so she wouldn't be cut off from them in the same way a normal paladin would be. She just has a little feeling that is reminiscent of what we feel when we break out oaths, because she went Hulkamania on Lorroakan, but not enough to lose her god-given powers.
It's kind of an odd scene to begin with, since going Hulkamania on someone isn't an oathbreaking action for most oaths. But this wouldn't be the first conflict Larian had with how paladins work, so it's whatever.
>>530925719I forgot to mention that Dror Razlin hooked up with minthy
>>530925719She brutally murdered someone who was surrendering
>Orpheus says someone has to be full illithid to destroy the Brain
>convince myself he's being dramatic
>there must be some far more difficult path but at least none of us will be destroyed and Orpheus can go home
>>530821863Seldarine drow, thief rogue, goody goody toe shoes run where I saved everyone and did almost every quest possible, ended up romancing Shart bcs it felt the most 'natural' with the choices I made
I knew nothing about DnD when I started, it's comical in hindsight
The basements in the city always make me laugh
I guess you only pay for the square footage above ground
>>530926801>who was surrenderingCold take: slavers can't surrender.
He was writhing on the ground and moaning, still resisting and a threat to bystanders.
>getting shit on for a hundred fifty years
>clinging with broken nails onto hope
>>530927107There was an endless cycle of portals summoning enemies, some of which could create more portals.
I wasn't sure if I was actually getting XP for each one but regardless I decided to farm them for a while
>>530927107>>530928665Oh I thought this was a mod or something
You can take long enough that an avatar of Vlaakith shows up? that's hilarious
>>530928875It's the more encounters mod
>>530926801First of all, killing a surrendering enemy is not an oathbreaking action for most of the oaths.
Secondly, a wizard is not disarmed until you chop off all 10 fingers and cut out his tongue.
Those being said, the game agrees that her going Hulkamania on Lorroakan was slightly above what was prudent, so she had a fleeting moment of "maybe that was fucked up", but it was not enough for her to lose her god-given powers directly from mommy. Which makes sense. She felt a fleeting bit of what we feel when we break our oaths, but since she's a demigod who gets powers directly from mommy, she didn't actually fully break her oath, it was just a fleeting feeling. Everything checks out and makes sense.
>>530929246It's literally the exact text from when the oath is broken. We don't lose any powers when we break our oaths, and she didn't either.
>>530929048I realise after I posted that, that this would make no sense in the base game lmao
Looks interesting
How I wish we could square off with the actual Vlaakith
Just a few more levels...
>>530915534Why did you do this to Auntie Jaheira
i wish they hadnt let you cast Warding Bond from camp its too strong
I wish wyll were well written
>>530950201One of these is not like the others. Good job giving pigslop a (You) though.
>You're jealous and got offended that someone else posts screenshots with black bars like you do in /tesg/, no one else is so catty and autistically persevering.
>>530950351>>530950920>>530950920>>530950920>>530950920>>530950920Oh wow valuable (Youโs) Iโm sure you could exchange these for an actual place to live outside of your moms basement!
I don't think I ever found the treasure map in the pile of rotting fish before. I actually laughed out loud when his fortune was 27 gold pieces and an acid vial
>>530957895wow thats super impressive considering how much time you waste on this game
>>530649582Wow Welch wanted to accommodate poly people and they were still unsatisfied because the only option was halsin. Can't even date those who agree to share you with Halsin.
>>530960468too much work, they were too busy cutting the upper city because they were afraid of...........................starfield
>respec wyll's class
>she has his soul but doesn't grant him power
Mizora, you arsehole!
Welch's addition to Astarion's personality is her self insert. Her scenes feel like teen girl drama. Welch wishes she was a man and transified Astarion (female to male). When you have sex with act 3 Astarion, it's not actualy him. You rape Welch and she pretends to hate it.
welch is a good writer actually
is everyone here mentally ill
>>530962915the frogchads are the only sane ones
>>530928524i love my abusive murderous bf
>>530962265Actually, Welch's pronouns are they/them.
>>530962915Literally everyone that regularly posts in this thread is mentally ill.
>>530960468>>530962265Why did she only push her fanfiction shit on the white characters? The non-white ones were left alone. Astarion, Shadowheart, and Halsin would have been better off if this woman never got hired
>>530964205Baudelaire Welch ''Bottombitch on Ao3'' writes the romances, the character's sexuality & preferences are traits attributed by their respective writers
>>530964401>wrote the two best female companions>also wrote the two worst male companionshmmm
>>530964205lol and gale who is sitting in a cuck chair when halsin fucks you
>>530964205hey cool it with the antisemitism
>>530821863It was Astarion, Rogue and he romanced the player (me)
Who wrote karlach? Just have them write all the female companions.
>Lae'Zel actively dropping her pants for me
>Shadowheart basically doing a "Draw me like one of your French girls"
>Astarion won't even give me the time of day
Okay how the fuck do I get Astarion's interest without being the pettiest bitch
>>530966492this chick. karlach's the only female companion not written by a balding middle aged man
>>530966492>>530967318She also wrote Malady & Lohse in DoS2
Why dont they just let you customize appearance of all origin characters instead of just Dark Urge?
>>530967856you'd whitewash wyll
>>530967856because they're not your character, their someone else's character.
>>530967318Still.the second worst written character after wyll. Literally insufferable.
>>530968419>wyll>character
i dont like Shadowheart with white hair she looks 60 years old now
I don't like Ciri with white hair, she looks 60 years old now.
>>530968419she one of the most popular characters from the game, debatably second after astarion
aylin is lorroakan's breeding factory
>>530969420Why are astarion fags so delusional? He is like the 4th most popular character at best. Just because you goon to him constantly doesn't make him popular.
>>530942839Because the whole hippie druid aesthetic is disgusting and I hate it. Plus this is my evil campaign and I respecced Sharrheart from Shadowmonk to Shadowblade after killing Aylin so I was going to make Jaheira the Shadow Monk.
>>530972481frog queens...........and laezel
I dunno about this 2e Pathfinder mod...
>>530971627>not Bae'zelkek
>Returning Pike
>doesn`t return
>>530969384dibs on white haired female humans with elven blood.
>>530976312mintharafag...it's been 2 years
>>530975216You can't end your turn right away (wait a few seconds for it to return and auto-equip after every throw), can't throw as the action that initiates combat, and can't end combat with that throw.
So long as you follow those rules it should always return.
i refuse to use these gay mage robes even though im a Sorcerer. Light Armor for me only
>>530976414closer to three
Lae`zel and Minthara spend their days with casual clothing barefoot in my camp. They`re better as homemakers than fighters
>>530971627he's got the biggest fanbase. a lot of casual players romance shadowheart but she doesn't have the social media views or fanbase that astarion has
>>530971627>not popular L O L
>>530980670>he's got the biggest fanbase5th most romanced characters got mogged gale.
>she doesn't have the social media views or fanbase that astarion hasYeah because she has way more.
What is the point of warlocks? feels just like a sorc with much less spell slots and a slightly stronger basic attack
>>530969420Even if that's true popularity doesn't equal quality. This used to be common knowledge.
>>530986663You say that, but you can short rest after every battle and combat doesnt last that long anyway.
If a battle hasnt been decided in two turns you fucked something up to begin with.
Should I give Minthara the tadpole? I'm giving it to everyone else, but Minthara's eyes go so well with her armor
>>530987553>If a battle hasnt been decided in two turns you fucked something up to begin with.Surprisingly realistic.
Do you know any mod that gives the game a more "Conan the barbarian" look? Like armors, weapons, stuff like that
>>530992063worst aesthetic taste ever
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>>530992178don't judge me, I just like men and women being half naked
Were there always a bunch of dead badgers in the collapsed house at your camp outside Baldur's Gate?
>>530971627>Lae'zel is top 3That hideous bitch? Seriously?
>>530986663They are easy to play. EB is the best cantrip and a reliable source of damage from level 1 to 12. Hunger of Hadar is a fantastic crowd control spell. They never have to worry about juggling spell slots since their spells will always be upcast. And they multiclass with other CHA classes well.
>>530993120There are only three female origin companions
>>530993229>only females matterDamn. I'm not gay but I'd put Gale and Astarion over Lae'zel yet she's top three by virtue of being female.
>as I was typing I realise that I've never romanced a male character and I just recently romanced Lae'zel because I've never chosen here before (even chose Minthara over her)
I guess females really matter that much more.
>I'm not gay but
>>>/wsg/5921768
>>530993120Hey you stop that shit. Itโs my gig to shit on frogtranny right now. Find a different target
Just finished Act 2 Honour mode as my first playthrough, i think i only got close to having a game over twice
Took me 230 hours of playtime
>>530993253>deluded frog and the reality
>dream about unholy bloodline
>camera pans to orin
>narrator tells me to cum into my birthright
>>530996939>>530996656dirty stinkpoop uggo loose sluts
>>530997067>can't make her your murderwifeact 3 was a travesty
>>530997067gotta keep the bloodline pure
>>530996656She talks like a teenager. Not your first kiss? Seriously?
>>530999103As far as (half) elves go she may as well be a teenager. She's like what, 50?
>didn't believe in the Emperor naysayers until I saw the second Stelmane cutscene
What the fuck?
I am going to be a dick to them this run.
>>531000541nothing can change the nature of a GHAYIK
>>531000652I was manipulated for multiple playthroughs! I thought that just because Omeluum was one that just wanted to be left alone that meant that he could be the same.
I should have realised that it's rare enough to find one exception, much less two.
>>531001579That just means she has had sex but never enjoyed it.
>>531001579>Still seeks her way back to underdark.
>>530996656during shar path romance:
>Shadowheart: Lady Shar's initiates... we weren't supposed to have relationships. Or flings. Not even stray trysts. And yet... we found a way.during mizora cheating aftermath:
>Shadowheart: The way I was raised, the way I was trained... well, it was positively encouraged, to get to know each other. Even from the memories I can recall, there's stories I could tell you...which is it john???? i'm getting mixed signals. not even a stray tryst like a one night stand is allowed by shar but at the same time the sharrans are training everyone to fuck each other?
Shaddy why aren't you a trad wife.........
>>531003340not allowed to fuck
but they still fuck CAUSE SHE'S A WHORE
>>531000638second most repulsive romance after toad
>>531001579why is her body so small and head so big
>>531004719but she says she was raised and trained to fuck
>>531003340"Fling" and "tryst" both imply varying degrees of romantic attachment, however minimal. It wasn't sex that was off-limits, but feelings, love. So there's no contradiction. As for the second line, she's understandably upset you cheated on her, so there might be some embellishment as a way of getting back at you.
>>531004783Why is Jaheira there? She's not tadpoled.
Why is my Sorcerer using Level 3 spell slots instead of Level 2s to cast Enhance Ability during dialogue when it is a Level 2 spell?
>>531006303No, she tells you it wasn't encouraged. She explains that the cloister all try to jew sharr by pretending that sneaking off to quietly fuck is stealth training and acquiring a lover and then denying them sex is a form of torment. The cheating dialogue is in direct contradiction with what she tells you earlier about the cloisters rules on screwing.
Is Shadow Monk's shadow step any fun? I feel like I've already gotten all the fun out of Drunken Master and want to try a different class on a different companion.
it's so crazy that the best part of act 3 is entirely optional
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk2AqXsJsWU
>Looseโzelโs ugly mug giving me insomnia
>>531013073Holy fuck I just saw it. Night terrors for weeks.
good. have a couple more weeks for free
How does a 2 level druid dip for Starry Form Dragon sound on a support concentration Sorcerer? (twinned spell Haste since funny enough I have never actually used a Sorc metamagic support caster before, nor have I ever used Haste frequently that didn't come from a potion or an item)
>>531016630It sounds cheesy and very effective.
>>531001579In another conversation she mentions having sex and dating. This is meant to convey that she's never truly been in love and has never let herself be a part of a relationship fully, because her culture demanded that her walls be up at all times. Imagine trying to have a gf/bf if your culture literally revolved around infiltrating and assassination.
It sets up a cute romance where you're her first real relationship without walls and she can finally, for the first time in her entire life, just exist with a person she loves instead of being guarded. It's super cute and she has one of the good romances in the game.
Swen finally made a game that has a cute happy ending with an evil drow noble. Viconia is murdered shortly after the game in her positive romance ending, and Nathyyra isn't even evil. It is unprecedented. For that, I will always have Swen's back.
>>531016956How loose would frog hole be after years of hatefucking other gith in massive gith orgies?
>>531018792Mental illness
Has anyone made friends from these type of threads lol
Why are there a bunch of special colored torches in act 3 when Act 2 is the only time you might ever be using torches
Giving frog and her niggers equal treatment is a recent development.
It really is only fair.
just took Shadowheart's virginity
Did you guys know that Akabi has a unique khopesh? I like to use it to transmog with Astarion after he ascends to larp as an evil Egyptian monster
>>531023385Oh please. That shit stopped existing when the Sharrans gangraped her violently.
>>531020379Now I'm curious: have you guys ever done a co-op session together?
>>531027357Piss is always looking for co-op buddies and Mintharafag likes showing off his DnD friends co-op campaign!
>>531027357I have played co-op before, only about 10-15 hours total
Back when I actually knew people, and didn't have to resort to lurking here
Why tf am I banned from uploading files now, I barely even use this trash
Goddamn I hate this site lmfao
>>531022664They are truly the Israelis of BG3
>>531022664Don't use the n-word here. It's not acceptable.
The Zhent crate is such bullshit.
Hundreds of tadpoles and I only get 2? Fuck you too Larian.
Blame this upon the misfortune of your birth, Raphael.
>Durge playthrough
>Slaughter the grove, want to recruit Minthara, yaddayadda edgelord gameplay
>get through the night, wave Wyll and Lae'Zel (who left without a word, rudeass frog) goodbye
>wake up with Minthara at my throat
>don't go for one of the skill checks as it was just so tempting to call her a coward
>massive fight starts that I doubted I could win
>reload, thinking I could prevent the fight with the skill check
>last save was before fighting Kagha
>>531037951All mortal lives.... expire.....
>>531039960Playing on custom mode with honor ruleset and having saves again feels so liberating.
>>531039960Did you turn off auto saves?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqZ3QGne4W8
>>531034459What? Negro pls.
>>531034459nigger
there. you burst into flames while kissing your mammy's black+white photograph of federally-identified communist martin king and sprinkling crack dust over the coals in your st. george floyd shrine and twerkin' in yo jawdins that you stole last week. you also played wyll as origin and will never bang mommy mizora because you iz on fire blud!!! sux2beu :<<<<
>>531031712What was supposed to be pic rel
>oh my god he reported the nigger word again
Someone stop that obesity statistic!
if it's wyll, it's nygger
Any idea of why some parts of the game are dark as shit?
Most everything else looks fine
Is there any setting I'm missing or the game is just like this?
>Gale long rest event
>resting over the thought of the Absolute
>say I want to learn more before I decide to blow myself up
>Narrator: ah yes it's all about the POWER i could use that POWER let's not be hasty about blowing yourself up if the absolute could give you more POWER
Damn Swen what the fuck? I just wanted to explore options to stop the brain that involve NOT DYING.
>>531067981She's a grey drow with AI female voice on my party
>>531020379She looked so much cuter with dark hair :(
someone i barely know invited me to a couples weekend trip with a shared bed and literally will not stop bringing it up literally i had to turn this down 4 times and it was even brought up in front of other people
my friend is going to play bg3 with me itโs going to be honor and itโs his first time i think iโm going to play a cute monk can someone recommend me cute outfit mods while i wait for this to reinstall
>Act 3
>Knock out Minsc
>Shadow Hound kills him with an AOE
I'd be upset, but I was planning to kill him a few minutes later after killing Orin. At least Jaheira gets to live.
>lae'zel could you describe karlach's sex scene
>>531074774something similar happened to me in my game recently, he was killed by Cull the Weak on the floor after being knocked out. Thankfully also embracing dark urge.
>>530972413Fair. I have to say, Jaheira is the least "hippie druid" in the game, that would be Halsin and everybody else in the Grove. She's more like a figure of balance, a Legendary and famous character that contributed to some major events in the lore.
I can see her crashing out after Khalid's death and becoming detached from a druid's dogma, but...you know, she was among the ones who fought Ketheric, I can't really see her turning to the literal Dark side, but it makes for some compelling storytelling if done correctly.
>doing astarion's quest solo as him
>i was tortured here
>i was locked up here
>i was raped here
who are you talking to?
>None of the elements present in the game suggest that Astarion was ever sexually abused
>Being sexually abused is not the same as being used as a prostitute to attract hundreds of victims for your master.
>>531079572The Qunari were handled horribly in Gayguard. Larian can't do worse. They would 100% make Morrigan nicer doe.
>>531079572they turned laezel, the bitch who made it her life's purpose to destroy illithids, a squidfucker
>>531079572I disagree. Larian has created cult game after cult game, and they've never compromised their vision.
Only with BG3, the nature of the game's development and the fact that they were working on an IP that wasn't theirs made them more cautious in asking how to approach certain things.
Which I don't appreciate: character writing shouldn't be something collective, or on demand. Themes in a general sense of the game? Maybe, but the whole Halsin-gate "companion on request" will always remain strange to me.
>>531082471Get Minthara out. Xher is not fun enough for brat
>>531079883Okay but what game is Morrigan originally from and in what game was she actually relevant.
Hint: Itโs the only DA game that isnโt complete ass
>>531082471yes and larian was near bankrupt several times. they sold office chairs and the devs used cardboard boxes instead. that office was swen's basement. and swen sold his villa with hookers and coke to deal with his debts. he would be homeless if another game flopped because his last apartment was pledged
Minthara isnโt a mean girl. Heโs just mean.
>>531074141are you a girl or a boy
>>531082471>and they've never compromised their vision.Making Minthara recruitable for good Tavs would be compromising your vision
Romancing Gale was a mistake i'm starting to feel something, i might be a gay ass nigga
>>531086190His magic trick worked
>>531086190the rest of the bg3 males are a deviantart fanfic, wyll & a walking STD dispenser, could have been a worse gay awakening
>>531085834Astarion is objectively the most evil companion and he's always been recruitable by goody-two-shoes. Singling out Minthara as the evil-exclusive companion has never made sense - or been part of any "vision" that wasn't thrown out of the window at release, when Larian decided you could collect all the companions you want with no mutual exclusivity.
>>531086868yeah bro you want your cake & to eat it too I get it, bg3 was made for people like (You) enjoy yourself
>>531082471>Their vision includes trannies and polyshitOi Vey!
>>531086868he's not even the second most evil, that would be toad
>>531086868Minthara is always evil. Astarion is hesitant sometimes. Minthara is based evil and Astarion is cringe evil.
larian wanted you to collect all the companions so bad 1/4ths of them fuck off if you kill the tiefling refugees
>>531087042>you want your cake & to eat it too No, but the playerbase does. They want to play the LG female Paladin who "fixes" the unfixable and evil vampire spawn, even if it makes no sense. And Larian catered to them from the start, so there was never some mystical "vision" that was later compromised by caving to player feedback. BG3 has always been normalfag-friendly, for better or worse. It's easy to pick up even if you know nothing about D&D, it's forgiving and even encourages savescumming, and you never have to worry about party tension, or the idea that good-aligned companions might object to Astarion's presence.
>>531087881>so there was never some mystical "vision" that was later compromised by caving to player feedback.yes there was
>>531087805I'm not too fond of that, i like having 4 companions max, Divinity os 2 would let you save 3 of them maximum and that was better i think.
>>531086868Astarion is not the most evil lo. Also he was always envisioned as a companion vs your evil uggo waifu who was just a mini-boss.
>Astarion is not the most evil
???
i guess shart is technically more evil
>>531087805That's not having your cake and eating it too - being a goody-two-shoe while also recruiting the most evil companions. That's simply the logical consequences of your evil actions. Does any evil player on an evil playthrough lament losing Karlach? You're arguing the wrong point.
Why does this place have so many Mintharafaggots. I thought 4chan chuds hate ugly mannish women. Manthara is not even one of those sexy drow you read about in stories.
>>531087881>There are two romance paths baked into a characteris a little different than
>character was initially only supposed to be recruited by grove genocidersThis is the stupid gay my choices shouldnโt have consequences argument all over again
>>530871117
>>531088468Yeah I called your chud waifu ugly
>>531088742Thats his husband be respectful
>>531088898LooseHeart lookin p uggo in this
Almost as ugly as Looseโzel
>>531088670You're not defending your position. You're only saying, "Well, initially things were that way." We know. No one is denying that. What I'm saying is that it never made any sense to make Minthara the only companion is who exclusive to the evil route when you already have a more evil companion you casually recruit 10 minutes into a run. You massacre the grove because your character is evil - not because you've been charmed by Minthara in the two minutes you've known her and want a shot at that drow pussy. At least, that's a fair assumption to make. You're free to roleplay that kind of character if you want.
>>531089448>is who*who is
Proofreading matters. Unlike gnome lives.
>>531089448No Iโm defending it fine.
My argument is that they intended for her to be the tradeoff for you 100% losing Wyll Karlach and Halsin who, when you subtract all of their shortcomings and lack of development, come out to almost one full character. About the same as Minthara.
That is the argument, that they caved to people begging to collect all the companions on one playthrough.
Itโs really weird that youโd make one argument and then switch to a different argument when youโd get a little pushback and then say the other person doesnโt know what theyโre talking about.
Astarion is way less evil evil than minthara
Why did they name Arabella after the Arctic Monkeys song?
>>531090389Yeah but he enrages waifufags
>another simpleton WARPED by MintharafagDone.
>>531088268>Astarion is not the most evilMinthara wouldn't laugh at gnome slaves being obliterated. That's an awful waste of resources.
>Also he was always envisioned as a companionWhich, again, cements my point that there was never any "vision" Larian later backtracked on. They wrote and designed all these evil and attractive romances fully aware that the average player plays a character who leans morally good but still wants that exciting, dark, and brooding significant other.
>>531090324The second half by the way, was that Astarion was always intended to be in your party and that through his constant faggotry andknife pulling on you, you would be able to make a decision on if youโd execute him like he deserves. Itโs not about who is more evil itโs about what the developers intended at launch.
>>531090913Minthara would happily enslave those gnomes while laughing at them. Also she would molest some of them.
>>531090815he probably makes virgins like
>>531090913 insecure because he's actually popular with women
And they intended for that blue Tom Holland troon to be a brown stain in the grass infront of the grove if you were playing a benevolent character.
>>531091025and more popular than his waifu. Reminder more people kiss Wyll than Manthara.
>>531091343can't blame them no one wants to kiss that thing
>>531091258She was a mini-boss so yes. Minthara wants to kill 1000 tiefling kids!
>>531091025I don't really form an opinion on a character based on whether they're popular with women, men, or non-binary primates. That's a really strange logical leap to make. Did you grow to hate Shadowheart or Karlach or Lae'zel because they're popular? Are you really that shallow?
>>531091669Put your name back on
>>531091669I liked most of these characters before their fans excused every little shit piece of writing as an excuse to do waifuwars.
The reason itโs fine for the grandfather of waifuwars NGE is because itโs better written.
>>531092087It lands on itโs side
>>531091343Such a pointless statistic, most people that play the game don't even know she's a potential companion. Nothing tries to characterize her in particular more or paint her as a victim to involve you with the character without foreknowledge that she can get recruited later.
>>531093613Name back on. Mintharafag you can't comprehend that your waifu isn't popular?
>>531093613Shame they cant redo the statistic now that people know sheโs a lackluster companion
>>531094296I'm not him, it's just obvious that it's worthless as a statistic because the average retard that plays this game has no idea she is recruitable as a companion, she's just another bad guy whose head they crack open to drink the XP and tadpole inside.
Like if it was possible to romance Jaheira she would be more popular than Minthara because the average retard is still going to have Jaheira foisted on them at the end of Act 2
>>531094708Well it would be because Jaheira is hotter than Minthara.
remember they hate minthara because one of his simps pointed out (correctly) how much of a whore shart really is
>>531094915It would objectively be because the average player doesn't know she can be recruited as a companion.
>>531094708Even if she was obviously recruitable she would still be unpopular. You can't understand that. She's more evil than Laezel and Laezel is 3rd place. She is also fucking ugly.
The newborn illithid is the only thing in Rivington that is timegated, right? I went straight for that then straight to the Gate to make sure Dammon made it out of Shar's Gauntlet alive
>>531095426She's also a hot purple elf. Any theorizing about who would be more popular is pointless, none of us know for sure, we're all biased, and the most popular isn't a metric for the best as most people are barely human and have shit taste.
>>531094971>KarlachMiles of devil demon and imp cock
>LaeโzelMiles of Gith classmate and Mindflayer cock
>ShadowheartMiles of Sharran and farm animal cock
>MintharaMiles of Gnoll, Hobgoblin and Goblin cock
>>531095224We will never get an answer because nobody is going to do an updated statistic post launch now that everyone knows heโs a companion because the game is done and abandoned.
Nobody new is playing this shit completely blind at this point either
>Even if she was obviously recruitable she would still be unpopular. You can't understand that. She's more evil than Laezel and Laezel is 3rd place. She is also fucking ugly.
>>531095663>hotEyes checked
>>531095737We would never know because it would require going back in time and having Minthara be an obvious possible companion option where the player is told how to use non-lethal damage in a tutorial-like event in order to have an objectively fair comparison versus companions that are basically mandatory party members from the start of the game.
>>531095474I don't help ugly half-orc players or slop enthusiasts. Maybe the pig can help you, though!
or a simpler answer: she's beautiful AND monogamous
>>531096134half orcs are cute though
>>531096134All orcs are ugly. You can't say I'm not cool though.
>>531096087Sounds like a game design problem if they didnโt effectively communicate to you that he was a romanceable companion
>>531096523How old is this save file anyway?
>>531096614The date is in the filename. I got all the good items from Act 3 and stopped playing that campaign, then update 8 came and I wanted to do it again a little differently. This is the picture you're talking about.
>>53109689Was curious, I remembered the horc getting called bubblegum pink.
The orc female face with the freckles is cute
>turn into Slayer monster in the Shadowlands alone while everyone else is staying at camp then revert to normal form
>come back to camp
>everyone is harassing me and calling me names for being a monster
fuck larian
>become monster
>companions react
>wtf i don't want reaction!
lol
>>531097712read the post again
what is bred in the bone comes out in the flesh my guy
>>531079572No. Sebille starts of more mean than Morrigan ever was. These people have selective memory.
Morrigan also is never particularly mean to the player, and even with Alistair, the comic that was released alongside the game revealed she appreciated everyone in the party, it was mostly sense of humor that made her goad everyone. Morrigan being some sort of bitch queen has never really been true, it's a Mandela effect among gamers.
This also makes no sense since Bioware's handling of the Qunari fell apart after the second game. Within the 4 games that feature qunari, bioware themselves didn't "handle" them well in half of them. So sure, I'd be interested to see how someone else does it. Why not?
There's a reason I don't look at random people on twitter.
>>531080051no YOU did that
>>531088394Can't you just do something like kill Karlach, store her body, do the evil things, and then revive her like 2 or 3 long rests later when it's no longer an issue?
>>531095474there's more
https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Time_sensitive_activities#Act_Three
>>531100112Since it's not on that list, does that mean I can enter the Lower City and ignore Gortash's coronation until it is convenient for me?
Is Colossus Slayer once per turn period or once per turn per target? For instance, if I hit a wounded character and get the 1d8 bonus damage on them, and then use an extra attack to hit another wounded character, does that attack also get the 1d8 bonus damage?
>>531099962She will magically know everything.
>>531100527QUALITY GAME DESIGN, THANK YOU LARIAN. (not)
If I ever do another evil playthrough I'll try storing her body in camp until act 2 and then reviving her and see if that will ignore any Act 1 consequences.
just make bodies unrevivable after a long rest and wala problem solved
>>531100887But what if you don't have 100g? We can't have that!
>game has a section where you fight a copy of yourself, including your equipment
>oops, if you disarm your copy you get to keep the copied weapon
>the solution? make it so that ALL dropped weapons are immediately deleted... in the ENTIRE FUCKING DUNGEON, at all times
>including thrown weapons, including pact weapons that you aren't even supposed to be able to lose, ever
so this... is the power... of western game developers...
why
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>doing randomizer honor run playthrough
>characters get a random level in a class at every lvl up
>get to self same trial in gauntlet of shar
>all the shadows have the abilities of a level 8 of every single class they have
>meaning even though some of my shittty party members only have a single lvl of fighter the shadows have extra attack, action burst and a trillion other overpowered abilities from EVERY SINGLE class they have
>this is on top of their already retardedly high ability scores
LARIAN ARE WE SERIOUS
>>531103571wow we complained about the same section of the game at the same time kek
>>531103571oh also you better hope your copy doesn't have any disarming ability, because if your copy disarms you, your weapon is immediately deleted forever
genius
>>531088465Minthara is fun and evil, and slightly autistic. I can't take her serious, and I recruit her because she's a fun class to play, with her Absolute buffs.
>"Uhh achkstually she shoud be Oath of-"Don't care.
>>531103571Thank you for warning me ahead of time not to bring my throw Barb for the Gauntlet of Shar.
Speaking of time sensitive, tried to save the Gondians in the Iron Throne yesterday, was probably my worst run yet. Needed to hoard more speed pots early I guess.
Gonna try that randomized loot mega pack thingy, give me four classes to run. Dont care if they are modded or not, just be balanced.
>>531088465If you ever watched The Nanny then you'd be fine with women with weird voices.
I'm a woman and I need someone to fix origin Astarion with her love. She's the only female romance I like, and I'm not comfortable watching two men kiss.
>>531105343Karlach? You could roleplay trying to fix him since they are essentially oppositely aligned.
>>531105253Orin did nothing wrong btw
>Some enemies with the ability to smite smite with every single attack and never run out of smites
What's up with this bullshittery?
>>531105559Can't stand the way she talks.
>>531105041it's not just in that trial, it's the whole fucking map btw
>>531105896How do you know that?
Dont tell me you fail at killing them over multiple turns.
They could have only two spell slots for all I know.
>>531105665act 3's biggest mistake was not giving enough screentime to orin & gortash
>>531105559>since they are essentially oppositely aligned.lmao, Karlach is absolutely not "good" aligned. She's the reddit alignment and like reddit she thinks that she is the arbiter of all morality despite arbitrarily doing whatever makes her feel good.
>>531106414That's just not accurate, I just used my throw barb there.
>>531106505The zealots in the Moonrise Towers assault smite with regular attacks, they don't even cast a smite each time, it just happens as they attack. And they keep doing it over and over, for far more than just a few attacks.
I've made it a point to kill them as quickly as possible because they fucking rape Jaheira (because she just goes in like a madwoman) if you leave them unattended.
>>531106843>they don't even cast a smite each time, it just happens as they attackYes, thats how smites work.
>>531106809might be that it only starts happening after the trial, but my weapons are disappearing while I'm halfway across the map from the copy trial
>>531106357Your only other options are Shadowheart and Lae'zel then. Do you plan on indulging Astarion in his quest or are you going to reign him in? If the former I'd suggest Shadowheart if she does the thing (you'd think Lae'zel but no, she has standards regarding the acquisition of power), if the latter then Shadowheart if she doesn't do the thing or Lae'zel.
>>531106649She follows simple guidelines in terms of approval ratings at least: be nice, go out of your way to help people, fuck bad guys. Generally if Karlach approves Astarion will disapprove, hence why I said opposites.
>>531107295default durge doesn't have one but i think his nub is cute
>>531107048Huh, I genuinely wasn't aware that smite can be set to autotrigger on any attacks, not just crits.
However, this doesn't explain these niggas shitting out multiple smites a turn for the entire duration of a 10+ turn fight. And I'm pretty sure it isn't them retaining the smites due to missing, because they generally hit them too.
>>531107850It's in reactions. Generally it's a good idea to look at your reaction settings any time you get a new class or feature, you'd be surprised what's in there.
I understand this is the wrong general but I can't find anyone talking about Divinity 2 and you've probably played it.
Why does this talent never fucking work?
It was healing me each round for awhile but has completely stopped mid act 2.
I've removed the talent, reordered it, stopped eating pre-fights, but nothing seems to fix this.
>>531107630They agree on plenty, like tormenting people before you kill them and teaching children necromancy.
Halsin really thought he was gonna get Nightsong by himself huh
>>531108068there are abilities that reduce/nullify healing, maybe you're playing an undead in that case you should be drinking poison not health potions, the latter will hurt you instead
>>531108147I can't remember the former but the latter is for two distinct reasons considering the child is grieving over the loss of her brother. It's also the exception rather than the rule.
>>531108236Am Lizard
It used to work and I started to focus more on con to get more from the 40% dinners
It stopped working around 1500 total hp and I've been wondering if that bugs it out really bad
I still get the double strength bonus but no longer heal per round. It really sucks.
>>531107630>fuck bad guysBased?
>>531108709I wish. Could you imagine the hate-sex with Gortash?
>>531108492It's not an exception, Karlach does whatever makes her feel good inside. That includes tormenting those she has decided are bad, protecting and nurturing criminal behavior in children, but still patting herself on the back and threatening to attack you if you insinuate consuming fucking souls might be amoral.
She's the stereotypical self righteous reddit fantasy. She's an arbitrary cunt
>>531107630I was talking about Minthara. Lae'zel is ugly and Shadowheart has unusual preferences.
sure let's talk about shadowheart being a slut for the 50th time this month
>Wyll tried to kiss my Gale and then called Halsin a thick hunk of an elf the next day
I thought people said Wyll was Karlach's canon husband? What??????
>>531109743Trolling. He's the gayest male character.
>>531109743the sheath of the frontiers
Is it possible to have companions romance each other?
>>531110192His writer's fetish is leaking.
>>531110664it's implied that wyll & karl fall in love if they both go to the hells, you can also make astarion/shadowheart date halsin if you're poly
>>531109945>>531110192I'm surprised he beat out a guy on the fag scale who turned a "magic trick" into gay sex. I never actually triggered that but the reactions from people who did will never stop being funny to me.
>>53111066Kind of? If Wyll and Karlach are both alive then in the epilogue they both go to Avernus together. Does that count?
>>531110664Romance Shadowheart and she'll surprise you with her boyfriend :)
Also start multiplayer game with one of them and you'll be able to start another romance
>>531109743All the companions lust for each other
>>531100112Most of these aren't triggered by going to the city. I wasn't sure about the Harpers though so I went back and did that, thanks.
>>531110790>you can also make astarion/shadowheart date halsin if you're polyOnly you date Halsin not them
>>531110664no but shadowheart can certainly dream about sex with halsin once or twice...or more than that
Gayness scale
Wyll (written by a gay furry and it shows) > Halsin (made for faggots) > Gale (magic trick) = Astarion (Welch's poorly disguised desires)
Guys, I think something is wrong with my Halsin
>>531111550why is he a dragon sorc. you denied him of his goodberry supply
>>531108068>I understand this is the wrong general but I can't find anyone talking about Divinity 2But the insipid swine said that Larian only made iconic games with a long-lasting impact.
Sexsin Sexverbough the archdruid of the Sexmerald Grove
First honor mode, went with a shadow sorc for my Tav. Not sure if I did it wrong, but it didn't seem that strong to me.
>>531112074It's not you, Shadow Sorc is ass.
They're right about the shadowheart double standard
I found that chest armor I was talking about, it was the basic plate +2.
>>531112860Yeah its true. They don't care that Shadowheart wants Karlach. Its only cause Big H is a man and threatens them.
Shaddyfags and nametranny just want to control women because they can't irl.
>it's replying to itself again
>>531113318tactical trvth nvke
>>531112074should have gone hexblade
>>531105256Fran Drescher looks like a woman and at sounds like a Jew.
Minthara looks and sounds like a man.
>>531113518Made Wyll a Hexblade, worked out fairly well. Best of the new classes for me so far has been giant barb, what a beast. Didn't get a chance to try out Bladesinger, Arcane Archer, or the Druid, Ranger or Monk ones, next run.
Still not sure what I want my next Tav to be either. I'm thinking either Draw Bard, Dragonborn polearm user, or Orc Monk.
>>531113857drow bard is fun, basically two of the most reactive race/class combo
>>531113750>Fran DrescherShe was cute in that show also
>>531113750If that's what a man sounds like then you need to get your ears checked.
I don't actually remember what she looks like because her quips are the whole reason she has a party spot.
>>531112074Draconic (if you pick the right element) > storm > draconic (if you pick the wrong element) > shadow > wild
zoomers are too used to ethots upward inflections and high pitched shit
too afraid of an actual woman like minthara
>>531114130Kinda just assumed we all knew she was hot but yeah.
>fail all the rolls and so I can't pull the lever RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
God I hate this game sometimes.
>>531114394this, minthy is perfect
Karlach flirts with wyll and shadowheart but no one cares.
>>531114701Less fun to make fun of her for being a whore
>>531113318Shart won't be poly with Karlach tho
>>531115015Cause the poly shit was added last second.
Karlach activates my rape urges, she is so physically strong yet vulnerable. I need to breed her.
>>531115997Okay and?
Mintharaโs pregnancy was cut last second.
I'm open to trying new things but I'm never going to equip armour over camp clothes.
Is the game finished yet? Will it ever be?
Do you guys EVER talk about anything other than polyamory
>>531118221Which Tiefling kid was your favorite?
>>531118367Mol is a bratty little girl in need of correction
>>531118808what do you mean
>>531119193he wants to fuck mol
id fuck mattis tbdesune
sex scene was very underwhelming
discord joon sharing IPs again, how novel
why can't we just stick to frogposting
>>531124574cant, this is a baldurs gate 3 thread
tfw first time meeting the glorious winged faggot
tfw I have no face
>>531114394she's the stern 19th century mother of this game, and that's why we love her
post cute pictures of Shadowheart
>>531125937We only care about karlach here.
Making the rounds through the Act 3 shops before I do anything, I gave Shadowblade Sharrheart the Potent Robes because she's spamming EB when she can't get into melee range. But now I've got such an overabundance of quality armor, should I just give her the armor of persistence? Was thinking of keeping the Adamantine armor for myself for the crit immunity since he's now got the +2 cha hat. She won't be crit immune because she'll have the arcane synergy hat but I figure that will be alright.
>>531125937I would but I just yeeted her bitch ass into a pit
>>531126564What she gets for dreaming
>>531127738That's Big H's
coming together for peace
>>531079117>being forced into prostitution (which having sex is integral to) isn't rape???
https://www.youtube.com/live/AV_SlnnR4iM
insight into the next game
>>531128405The swine is really that fucking stupid. This is the same moron that gave us gems such as, "If we talk about character manipulations by deities, Mystra is worse than Shar for how she behaved with Gale," or "roleplaying is not something as demanding as going on stage and playing an actor, it should be more natural."
>>531128556buy an ad, faggot
Which class or mod allows me to live the magical girl life?
>>531126379What absolute idiot would believe that?
>>531131368Unadulterated cuteness.
>>531132772Soulless slop.
>>531132772wtf bros suddenly I love Shart?
Just cleared 10gb of saves from my folder
>>531100495Once per turn period
>>531103571not sure why they were so desperate to failsafe this exploit, what's the worst that happens? You get an extra fucking Blood of Lathander? it's not like you can disarm someone of their rings, armor or boots. And the majority of the truly good weapons are all locked behind Act 3.
>>531103572My man you can trivialize this trial by walking into it completely unarmed and re-equipping your weapon mid-combat
