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I would be rank A if I had two 9* parents wouldn't I.... I only used my own shitty breed stock...

Considering the following pool of cards and Umas, what am I missing to be able to compete reasonably well in PVP? I’ve only bought the monthly pass so far, but if needed, I could buy Rookie Pack B and C to get 2 extra 3 Umas/SSR cards. I currently have 27k carats and I’m planning to spend them all on Kitasan

Haru's coming for you!

What is the correct way of training Golshi? 2 speed 2 stam 2 power and going ham with Power and Wit?

>>530818527
600 speed 800sta 600pow 300 wit

I am retarded
Somebody linked the Blue Archive as the new bread last thread. I started reading it, and only noticed when somebody said "10k players, our game is a failure". I was confused, then scrolled up and saw it was the Blue Archive general.

>>530820203
he fell for the shitposters trick...

>no more release gibs
>still no spark for kitasan because I spent it to get my horswife
It's so joever for me

>>530828564
okay what the is a spark in the relation to pulls?
i know what sparks mean in regards to legacy but what are they in pulls?

>>530814297
you're 1200 rating off of an A. even if you account for sparks bumping your stamina by 100, you'd still need to find 200 speed.

>Throws the race right at the finishing line
Special Week FEARS Goldship

Today is the last Spe race day
make sure to win at least once for shoes trophy

or you're bricked

Nice wife

>>530829603
Suzuka? Yeah, she is

>lb1 Fine Motion with the ticket
Nice.

s2 of the anime has a good story but the cg on the horses is so bad

Oh no...

I'm THIS close to reaching A rank man
I guess I need that extra gold skill from Potential 3

seems a little odd that we keep trading our shoes back and forth

Why is Fine Motion good? Because Perfect Practice?

sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt

>>530830196
Perfect practise and her rainbow training also boosts energy regen.

>>530813526 (OP)
please explain why my wife is in the OP?

Who's the tallest? Any reach 180cm?

>Biwa in 20
She loves me, bwos.

>>530814880
>compete in PvP
what does this mean to you? attaining and holding class 6 (the highest class atm)? if so, that depends entirely on your cards post kitasan which is the case for any f2p/low-spender. every f2p/low-spender is playing on poverty decks at the moment.

can a f2p hold class 6? absolutely. is your deck and/or roster particularly strong atm? no, it's just slightly above average. after you blow your load on kitasan, you're going to do an uma pull or two. assuming you're not flooded with 3* then you're hoping to acquire the likes of super creek, tachyon, grass wonder, and/or nice nature as they are all good 1-2*s.

>>530818527
that depends on your deck/rentals and legacies available. the simplest builds are 2-stat builds and, at the moment, building longs anything but two-stat is tough for non-whales.

gold ship has a 20% growth-rate boost to her stamina thus you can get away with running just two stamina cards (assuming they combine to be moderately productive). what does that mean your deck is going to end up looking like? 4speed, 2stamina or 3speed, 3stamina depending on the strength of your cards in the specific stats. you want to sneak in a wit card as well for an overall stronger horse? then you're still going to need to hit competitive speed and secure your stamina quota while being a card short which requires a really good run.

can i use the pink ticket or am i micro-bricking?

>>530830619
yeah man, you're good

>>530829547
>the special ed built for legends race literally doesn't have enough stamina to finish
what did cygames mean by this?

I'm trying to get Daiwa's triple tiara. Any tips for training her?

>>530830964
stick it in her butt

>>530830602
Thanks anon! I'll wait the Kitasan banner and see by how much my account changes after pulling those 20 times...

A, B, or C? Pace Chaser Guts/Wits build, btw.

A seems too situational but maybe I don't know enough about the skill.
B could help secure final corners, directly feeding into the trigger on her ult.
C seems like the best option if I'm concerned about her power stat lagging in the late game. It mostly only gets trained via guts training at the moment

>>530830196
Perfect practice
Energy bonus on wit friendship
Lots of energy restoring events
Corner recovery

someone make a tutorial on how to win without max r cards

>favorite in the finale finals
My queen.

Stop protaying me like a Ushimusume my breasts are not THAT big!
>file too large
What the fuck??

>>530834647
anal queen

>>530834647
Garbage unique with garbage reward

If all the clubs are full can I make a new one and add it to the list

Recreation is worst then Rest

latefag here is it fine to start rerolling with kitasan rate up compared to day 1? can i reroll on steam or is multi-instance emulator better?

I don't know where I got this from but is it worth spending any points on it?

literally shaking rn

Are energy cards any good?

>>530830964
Speed and Wit
If you can get Swing Maestro you need minimum investment on Stamina

>5 runs run in a row without swinging maestro event proccing
This is rigged...

So best sparks is some combination of stamina and/or power depending on your deck right?

I asked in the wrong general so lemme ask here, how do I train Nice Nature?
I tried to go 3/3/2/1 with Speed, Power, stamina, wits and failed miserably

best horse to get from the selector?
i got toka teio from the random ticket
having trouble deciding because i like rice shower but i can get her during the halloween banner

Need to breed a trainee

>>530842565
I don't think I can edit the Rentry but I made a new club named horseslop if anyone needs one and/or can add it to the OP

Why do women play this game
If they do, know that male trainer like me is dicking down your horses
They require dick to live

when will gold city and orfevre be added to en

>>530831980
I would pick straightaway for consistency and for being acceleration.

uhm where can I buy uhh goldships horse semen to uhmm you know uhhh impregnate my uhg female horse?

so what exactly am I supposed to be doing in between events downtime?

>>530831980
Also, B is the worst in terms of consistency.

Agnes my beloved. Nice 3* Speed spark

Newfag here, is it fine to use ssr ticket and headstart voucher or should I wait?

>>530842665
Welp we're fucked anything implying an Uma loves her trainer (besides yuribait) will be removed
I now will quit this game, oh well I had plans to spend money cygames but I guess buying the stock of your company will have to do

>>530844217
pretty sure the drops are locked so you can use them whenever you want.

>>530844217
Wait until you use the random one before using the selector so you dont get a dupe

>>530844315
Are you genuinely this retarded in falling for baits?

>>530842665
Don't ever give me a scare like this again.

>>530844423
>>530844428
Thanks. Grinding through the special mission atm. This game is surprisingly fun.

to everyone leveling rice to potential 5
how the fuck are you guys doing that?

kikuka sho is hell to win because it's always the first long race in any career and the japanese derby one is tricky because only a few girls have that
I need first place like 10 times to level up my rice
are you people taking it from the shop? is that the secret?

>standard pulls got yanked
>now free pulls are gone
Very cygenerous.

any open clubs?

>>530845712
y2 Arima gives 80k for first

i really want tachyon and top gun but i need to save for the kitasan black card..

>>530842665
FUCKING IMAGINE lmao
Just IMAGINE the shit fire this would cause
>>530845770
Cuz that thing is too fat, not he way that thing is meant to be. Also the carrot looks fucking weird

>>530842665
Keep trying, /bag/got

f-fast!

silence suzuka is so precious and cute it makes me cry when I think about what happened to the horse irl...

So I've been thinking
If Kitasan is supposed to be so busted, shouldn't I just borrow her at max lvl instead of trying to pull her myself?
That way I could spend it all on more uma rolls

What's the best use of the friends points? Just got 10k points. Is the Urara Card good? I just bought a friend slot

Oguri good

>>530845956
Yes but the point of rolling your own copy is so you can slowly uncap your own and free up the borrow slot.

Super Creek's career is some goddamn bullshit

most umas are much more cunny than i think people give them credit for
shool swimsuits was a good idea

>>530845804
anon I'm not talking about skill level

>>530845973
>having friends

>>530845850
>2% failure rate training
>Oh this should be safe!
>FAILURE
>Mood DOWN
>-10 Speed
>Gained Poor Practice

>>530845973
urara card is bad right now but becomes very good once they rework guts in a few months, follow slots are always useful

>>530845956
If you already have good cards and don't mind kitasan taking up a borrow slot then sure.

>>530844523
It's just the same guy replying to himself

This is it. The biggest jobbing of my trainer career. At least I learned something
>getting 12 second rushed is a death sentence
>build wits to reduce coinflips
>AI uma stats don't matter

>Forgot about the long race
>Number 1 favorite anyway
>Get shafted using Front
>Get shafted using Late
>Barely get 2nd using Pace
fffffffucking hell, thought the run is toast

>>530842731
If your horse is temperamental and keeps getting status down, you want one

>>530845712
You need to win the big G1 races whenever they show up even if they’re not your goal.

>>530845956
If you are stuck borrowing the generalist card, you will not be able to borrow the whale's specialist cards.
Training a sprinter and want to get a SSR with sprinter skills? Too bad.

>>530845973
just buy more follow slots so you can add more people's 9* horses or MLB support cards

>get legacy that bumps vodka's Front aptitude to A
>career becomes quite literally a joke

I'm noticing

PLEASE STOP HANGING OUT ON GUTS

when did they start IP blocking JP version?
i remember i can get into the game just fine without VPN

>>530845956
>bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8 (2).jpg

>>530846296
Don't you want to train with your buddies?

>>530846216
I'll just pull my own specialist card lol

>>530846269
Hai hai, please look towards this light, Trainer-san!

>>530814297
Nope.

>>530845956
Free up a slot so you can borrow a mlb super creek instead

>>530846317
They’ve been doing it for certain IP ranges of certain ISPs for maybe 2 years?

>>530845973
best use is buying the urara card then smelting it for rainbows for free SR tickets

>>530845712
>kikuka sho is hell to win
lol

The last 3 SSR cards i've rolled were all power types and the only none R ones I got from the free rolls was Hishiama x2. The games just fucking around with me, ain't it?

>>530846391
If you can't afford to pull five kitasans, you definitely can't afford to pull five biko pegasus, five super creek, five silence suzuka, etc.

>>530846514
Dont do this that card is meta as shit

Stop asking for dirt shoes.

>>530813526 (OP)
>Genera(i)
>number is gone
>link not working
making a thread is not that hard.......

bruh am I seriously just supposed to run careers over and over and over until I actually land this triple spark

>>530846296
i mean a couple times it's still ok if there are 3+ niggas on it, it's not totally useless it also gives other stats

True f2p bros, how many gems are we supposed to have by now? I have 19k and only rolled a few times. Am I ngmi? Are there other sources of free gems outside of daily missions and launch promo events?

Uma period dramas...

Happy Week
Super Meek
Special Creek

>mayano top gun failed on last goal
>got picrel
is this good?

>>530846826
>bruh am I seriously just supposed to [play the game]
Yes

>>530846930
you watched all the uma's stories and the main story, right

What the fuck air groove

should I even try a Rice Shower run if I'm at D rank 34k and f2p only?

>>530846058
If you can get past that awful year the rewards are very worth it.

I read pink sparks should be the track length, but in careers the races have multiple lengths. Why wouldn't you prioritize race strategy which is a constant across every race?

got a fine motion with my ssr ticket bros

>>530846616
all this for 100 more carat...

did you manage to get 777 for one stat on matikane yet?

>>530846163
more like Oguri Crap

>>530846973
can use it to fix up urarar

>>530846826
Make goals like improving your pvp team, like today I need to improve my long characters so Im going to do runs with my long characters and if they end up getting me a spark thats good but if they dont I am still making progress towards something

Are Uma’s feet soft?

Today I groundhog day'd Happy Meek's first URA Final win away from her.
I feel sorry for her but it was the Hot Springs run, I wasn't about to let it go.

>>530846930
I only have 8k because I'm procrastinating going through the story.. I'll read it tomorrow....

i am running 5 R support cards

whats the best generalist support card right now? or should i take something specialized?

>>530846826
they give you the option to blaze through it in like 10 minutes for a reason

>>530846826
How do people do this? I've run 1-2 careers a day and never get a single 3*, even when I max speed or get 600+ stam/power/wit, and there's dudes here with 9* anything with 3*URA and lengths and other shit

...what did she say

>>530847178
probably not

sorry footfags

>>530847182
She would understand

>>530847242
right now it's MLB Specchan
In five days it will be Kitasan Black

>>530847286
I have two 3* sparks but getting them to have a kid is agonising. Maybe it's just because I also lack Fine Motion/Super Creek.

why is she so fat

what season is the ura finale or does it exist outside of seasons? Trying to grab a last green skill or two before I start the semi finals but it's all just seasonal stuff.

>>530847293
Trainer has a small pp

>>530847461
The Yakuza demanded it so

Give me the tips for Top Gun route...

>>530846845
That happens every 3 turns minimum. No idea, I got them decently leveled. Spe is the worst. She's ALWAYS there.

What the fuck happened

>2nd in the final with a 1 3/4 difference
pretty sure my build is all over the place and fucked, but man was it a wild run

>>530847178
>>530847307
I get callouses half as thick as my big toe just working everday in steeltoe boots.
Imagine the ones umas get running at 30-40 mph on the regular.

>>530847464
ANSWER ME SO I CAN DO THIS RACE

>>530846998
>20-30 carats a pop
...no...I did not know this. Doesn't help that I don't have many Umas, though

>>530834647
Why so much guts? Wouldn't power be better?

>get 2 gold recovery skills
>650 wit
>everything else on speed
is there any reason not to do this literally every career? why train stam/guts/power when they're completely irrelevant

How does Lone Wolf work?

>go check if any uma share the same birthday date as me
>

o-okay then....

>>530842665
cyjews would never let go of an IP that's making them millions

Fun horse facts

>>530847636
you can skip through them pretty fast. should give a few thousand

>>530847732
either you get a free speed up (always), or you block someone elses lone wolf perk (no one gets shit)
its a must have

>>530847000
she's becoming my fav

>>530846930
Ill hit a little over 30k with all the bonuses and like 78 trophies with like 11 horses. I only used the starting 6ish k at the start

>Halfway into Bakushin's career
>Speed already close to max
BAKUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>530847694
for pvp

Fuck it, I'm gonna pull horses.

>>530847461
She's an up and cummer.

The one most loved by everyone, the one stronger than everyone

>>530847840
how
post cards
am i retarded

>Want to get Daiwa to 3 stars
>Have to save for Kitan Black
How many days left bros?

>>530847819
But you only take it on one uma per team or you're cockblocking yourself.

>>530847935
TM OPERA OOOOO

>>530847840
she's gonna get boxed in on semis btw and implode

>>530847573
Any deck recommendations for Rudolfo by the way? Position would be neat if it's important as well obviously.

suzuka either go 3rd or somehow close 2 length under a second what the fuck

>>530847797
My Emperor...

>>530847775
You made me check and now I know I share a birthday with Haru Urara, thanks anon.

>>530847461
>bloomers means IRL horse was female
I figured they were all males because I assumed they're stronger and faster than females, until I learned that tidbit

>>530846951
odd trainers
fairly odd trainers
It flips your lid when you are a horse with fairly odd trainers

>>530847840
>Senior July

Bro you only have like 12 turns left

Is scheduling a race or training a better option?

>>530847797
rudolp kakoi...

>>530847957
5?

>youtube.com/shorts/1ad3F10JuQc?si=KCAfrxpRAOzBAS8o
smeone please explain what shes doing at the end im so confused

*goes hard*

>>530848114
that's the game anon, use context and your judgement to decide on the fly

>>530847957
Just roll for Biwa. Kitasan is overrated

>>530814297
You need better stats and way better skills to reach rank A. This one is my closest one to 10k required for rank A.

>>530848224
*gets boxed in*

>>530847943
9* Speed Maruzensky and my Tachyon is 3* Speed as well

>>530847992
You know I can just level power from now on. Would be a waste to go with speed when I'm gonna get free stats during URA

>>530848213
she's flapping her wings

>>530848078
That's true most of the time with a few exceptions. There's no diff in game but the triple tiara is for mares only, whereas the triple crown is for everyone. Recently mares have been dominating, likely due to how screwed the racehorse gene pool is from so much inbreeding.

>>530847069
I did.

Victory!--
No... Makemashita...

>ikuno profile
>born 1987
huh, interesting, does that make her the oldest uma based on a mare or I'm missing someone? what a hag

>>530846930
link app data
also I'm at 9k now and spent like another 9k on rolls already
who cares, 2 months from now I'm probably not gonna play this anymore

>the favorite
>3 double circles
>7th place
>told needed more guts
>guts was over 350
What the fuck is the favorite system then?

>5 URA Finalist in a row
>ok time to train rice showah
>....
>can't even reach URA
huh

>>530846269
The secretary's large bottom..

>>530848562
>boxes her out

>>530848672
Skill issue?

>>530848521
Sexual dimorphism is pretty much non-existent in Thoroughbreds by this point.

>>530846269
baseless conspiracy theory. Where's her tail, huh?

>>530848679
>that music
>badass luna-chan
aaaaaaaand thats another [sound]

is there a way to make the home screen horses talk less often

>>530848672
You don't love her enough.

You niggers who post your A ranks without posting the deck are the worst

>>530848793
close your eyes

>>530847828
(chira)
>>530847832
>30k already
shit where'd I go wrong, good job

>>530848672
she's the dark souls of uma musumes

>>530847840
>early july
You barely have any turns left, since you will have to do a bunch of shitty races back to back.

>>530848670
the favorite is a load of horse shit.
just like real life.

>>530848670
need more guts actually means you need more recovery skills and wit

>>530848793
dump coffee on her head randomly and with no explanation

>>530848834
That's a lot of bread...

In a way i'm lucky to have gotten a bunch of non speed support cards since I'm f2poor and gonna have to borrow kita mlb from a friend anyway

where are my Yandere Umas?

does this count for the Wet Conditions passive? Considering if I should invest (it's the URA finale finals)

Kind of makes me mad Gold Ship doesn't have a giant floppy horse cock.

>>530848821
Stunningly low IQ post

>>530848821
You're not gonna be getting it with sr and r cards so just assume it's all meta ssr

fuck you king halo you suck

>>530848672
You failed the skill check

>>530848954
/v/ told me this game had loads of futa horsecock and yet not one in sight, regardless and with much regret i will keep playing because it is fun

lmao I just slopped some umas for testing and it keeps putting sheets over them unprompted
even the AI doesn't want you to lewd them

>>530848929
don't even get me started on the rice...

>>530848670
>What the fuck is the favorite system then?
>told needed more guts
no you really dont
favorite system is very inaccurate, doesn't factor in skills or other niche strengths and is just supposed to give some clues to cfomplete beginners I guess
I've been completely ignoring guts like anon told me, and also wits lately, and seem to be doing pretty well in races

>>530848862
Yeah I was going through her career goals and forgot the last few races are back to back. Comfy career though in the end

>>530848834
Thats a big bread...

>>530848672
She's literally the easiest uma to train once you figure out you have ti put her front and just worry about stamina and speed

I want to play the game but I have no potions left

>>530848004
People hate luna-chan...
>>530849192
>/v/ told me
first strike

>>530849314
but did you have to alarm clock

I think we should ban KFC from Tracen Academy until the students improve

>late start in ura finale
>fight up to third
>a horse races up from 11th to get in front of me at the halfway point
>hits the brakes and forces me back to 5th
>this happens 3 more times
This isn't normal. That was actual, unironic rigging by Cygames to prevent me winning the finale.

I got a hot springs ticket on my trophy farming run with Vodka. Give it to me straight, I'm not getting that deito am I?

How autistic is she
when I was a child I would pretend to shift gears when I was running too

>>530849192
/v/ told me this game had NTR and I don't see any other males in this game

>>530849468
>>530849226
jesus christ just let her sleep, bet she's exhausted after the race

What's that song name where you hear horns playing before the start of some races and it sounds awe inspiring and triumphant sounding and goes like na na na na nananaaaa na na nananananaaaa do do do do do dooo dooo dooo do do dooo doooo

Go Mom!

>>530848365
that lvl 50 super creek whale friend would help too...

>>530848670
RNG said fuck you

>>530849605
bakushin?

>>530849468
Me on the bottom

>>530849468
>>530849563
don't mind me, just praising my daughter Urara-chan!

>>530849356
4 speed/2 stamina cards with power parents will carry you on Rudolf's campaign
Don't expect the seven crowns to be easy if your deck isn't strong.

do they bring back daily free scout for some banners later on?

>>530849651
Special week needs to drink more milk to keep up.

>>530849391
Nearly thought I had to in the finals but Bakushin just accelerated and blew past everyone in the last spurt

>>530849605
JRA fanfare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mELNwDZKets

>>530849532
half of the horse girls are secretly male actually

>>530849663
>tei emu jobera ou

Do you have 10 mil on any hons yet?

>>530849605
Sounds (reads?) like the main song or one of its many arrangements. The arrangement that plays during the final stretch of the final race of some chapters is ultra hype

Is she like a delinquent?
Looks very bancho

>>530849532
Here's your NTR bro

>>530849726
nta but build her for medium or long URA?

Are these worthless unless you're a front runner or are am I retarded?

>>530849760
>42 second video
>10 seconds of fucking nothing in the beginning
this infuriates me

>>530849663
i frankly think it's a skill issue

>>530849905
medium

>>530849878
>goldship
easy mode
do it on haru

>>530849919
they're universally good if you have low power

i give up, goldship end is too hard to train

>>530849919
you're retarded

>>530849663
>skip once
>lost
>skip twice
>lost
>watch the race
>win
Does skipping have some negative modifier or something?

>>530849532
If you lose the career early, you get fired and another trainer takes care of your uma instead

>>530849905
Rudolf can do both, doing her career naturally will net you the medium URA which is easier so if you're not used to building her you should go for that. Also don't bother with late surger, she works best as a pace chaser.

>>530849919
do front runners get lost without navigation? like how am I supposed to know wtf "moderately increase navigation early-race" means

>9 speed, 9 med, all uniques 3-3-3
>50 white skills
finally made my ultimate oonige parent

why is she looking at her like that lmao

>>530850135
Opposite for me. I've stopped watching races because I always lose and auto resolve always gives me a win

>>530850084
I'm spark farming, I wasn't really targetting her specifically. She's just a good spark honse because 600/600/600 is how you build her anyway + she gets a lot of fans through her regular career.

>>530848670
the favorites are 1:1 what they are in real life, because this is a horse racing sim. It's who the audience is expecting to win, NOT who an omnipotent god expects to win. The audience does not know your skills or your strategy, they get a vague sense of their favorites by looking just at the stats and fan counts.

All these fat, sexy umas and I end up fapping to the director. I'm going to hell.

Can someone for the love of God give me a trainer id that has full super creek card so i can borrow?

What does Haru Urara's 3* outfit look like?

>>530849919
they aren't worthless because if you get in a shit position as a late runner you get boxed.

I want to play, but playing before Kitasassn feels like a waste of time...

>>530848004
Late - 3 Spd 2 stam/pwr 1 wit. Shoot for something like picture related with more Stamina and Wit for PvP or more Speed/Stam/Power for sparks.

>>530849894
Aaiieeee
>>530850143
My training talent was not large enough so she got with someone whose is. Pain

>didnt do the mihono preview event stories while they were up
IM BRICKED

>>530850109
Is this considered low power? (URA finale)

>>530850183
you see sometime uma will move to the side to move forward, that's navigation
skill will make her pick up her pace and do that faster instead of being stuck behind a slow ass horse

>>530848670
I do a race with all F+ while my oponnents have F or G+ at most, on a track and turf that favours me, and after last spurt activates my McQueen skill, i get from 6 to 1st and back to 4th within the 400m. All 3 double Os too.

>>530850278
I was keeping my stam under cap while the event was up.
No event. Why bother. Break time.

>>530849760
>>530849880
I found it, its this song where the horns I was thinking of starts at :30. Can't get it out of my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP6VstdKJjc

>>530850183
have you never watched a horse race in the game??? navigation means how they move, aka if they are good at picking a lane to move to, how efficiently they move between lanes, if they are good at moving around other horses if they get in front of them, ect.

>>530849881
Styled like one and acts outwardly like a lone wolf. Kinda awkward with words as a result, but she's a good girl and an imouto at heart.
Both (You) and her big sister spoil her rotten throughout her campaign.

>start running golshi as pacer instead of end chaser
>suddenly start winning way more often
why did they make late/end so shit

>>530849543
kek
>>530849726
thank you, luna-bro!
>Don't expect the seven crowns to be easy
nothing in this game is easy(4me)
>>530850179
>she works best as a pace chaser.
I swear that's the case for the vast majority of the cast, which I guess makes sense considering reality.

>>530850236
Northern Taste

>>530830340
thats my wife thoughtsbought

>>530850379
no that's low speed

since guts give you the most points total (normally) is there any strat where you go full guts training?

we're in and it's not even debut...

I feel like I'm either going to get 3 Kitasan Blacks in 3 rolls, or I'm going to waste everything and maybe get a Satono Diamond instead.

>>530850379
Good enough and keeping your speed and power about equal is always good

>another run where swinging maestro never showed up despite borrowing mlb super creek
Such is horse racing, I guess

>run going well
>taiki shitter suddenly fails a 9%
>pick safe option in infirmary
>magically gets debuffed to hell and goes from great to awful
>had to skip out on a 4 rainbow to heal this bitch
I never wanted a permanently turn horse into glue option until that moment.

>>530850236
I love the Director's voice, she is the same voice as Miyako as well as Navi from ocarina of time

>make a 730SPD Maruzensky with like 8 extra velocity skills to proc to keep her in first place
>my C+ Bakushin with 640 SPD wins
This laughing bitch makes my peepee HARD

WHERE ARE THE FREE ROLLS

>>530849543
>asshair
lmao

On the scale of 1 to 10, how bricked is my account?

>>530850407
Rolling for her regardless for the design but we'll see on her persona then, sounds a bit like another trope subversion type character

>>530850515
Like. It costs more stam while giving more points so kinda net neutral just bakushin
You could probably win by spamming it, in fact, people have won with 4 guts decks
But it won't be meta and your ass is smoked in PvP.

>>530850672
It's amazing. I wish you could put her in songs.

>>530850672
The random gremlin noises she makes is the cherry on top

>>530843460
>>530843572
>>530843868
>Golshi jobs her debut race and forces me to run it again
>gets mood down before story race
>gets mood down after story race
>jobs at non-story race
>barely squeks by as third at mid-Career Arima despite statmogging
>gets mood down before another story race again
>proceeds to ace rest of the Career
and become Legend without using any clocks anyway
Truly a peak Golshi-experience. With better event RNG she could have been my first A

What do you do with the Umas once their career is over?

>>530850135
No, people like silly conspiracy theories but the code of the game generates a result first by simulating the race no matter if you skip or watch, and then if you click to watch the race it generates the visuals that match the data.
It's funny to watch conspiracy nuts convince themselves the devs are wasting dev time on some insane mechanic like gimping players that don't watch the videos or something. There is 0 incentive for that, if anything they'd gimp non-paying players (which they don't need to secretly do, it's done through money buying small power increases).

Why does Rice Shower have the reputation for low mood when Mayano Top Gun is 10x worse? Every run I have with this tramp she speedruns her way to Awful mood and every bad status effect in the game.

>>530850361
Fug. Saw that one too late, my bad, and thanks!
>b+ c+ b d+ d+
Yeahh that's different than my usual builds alright.
>>530849881 >>530850407
Looks like a good friend(wife) to me.

>>530850498
will always be worse than vodka in every regard

I'm starting to get a bit desperate with her, can I get some advice?

>>530850764
Let studs run trains on them

>>530850135
Ive only placed like 18th on early optional races two times so I think skip races early can fuck you over if your stats are really high for that point. Some kind of integer overflow bullshit happens and places you to 18th

>>530850764
Depends on the horse. Stallions? Maybe just go run on a pasture or something.
Mares? Well...

>>530850764
glue

>>530850772
You can't fool me, John Musume
I'm wise to your bullshit

>>530850809
Vodka will never be that sexy. Ever.

>>530834647
She's the favorite because she has completely middling stats...

If you love your Emperor then you unlocked this event yes?

>>530850417
this is the rufold i ended up with
can do both long and mediums
no idea how good the deck is or how good she is but she beats special weeks ass all the time

She's so perfect

i dont have enough monies to borrow my friend's 8 spark support veteran

Wait, am I supposed to race other horses if I want to get a better legacy family tree instead of always using the default G rating horses? Cause it seems like I need to not focus on just one horse every time if I want to actually get better stats and get further in the career.

>>530850826
Post all your support cards

>>530850974
your daily races bro?

>>530850937
fkn annoying bland honor student
i hate her
go vodka

any clubs for a shitter?

Can one of you people please explain to me why everyone and their mother seems to be addicted to this right now?

>>530850417
>which I guess makes sense considering reality.
It fucks the game balance a bit, I genuinely dread doing any career with late surgers/end chasers.

>>530850772
theres actually a microphone and eye tracker that checks how loud you're cheering for your uma

>>530850706
Depends on your other cards. Don't uncap, just turn the extra SSRs you won't use into cleats if you need the SP in the future.

>>530850135
I started winning more when I started skipping

how do I get a 3* speed spark?

horse pussy

is there a worse feeling?

>>530850954
my Emperor doesn't lose

>>530830340
becuz ur wife is slop lool

>>530850672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odJwT1UFu8c
love her seiyuu

>>530850515
Right now people don't do that because guts training is mid, but you're correct in noticing it gives the most points total. in the future after they buff guts, a common strategy is running guts cards specifically because a huge rainbow turn on guts is super-training 3 different stats at once.

>>530850786
cause she ugly

>>530850954
I liked her initially but now I think her maximalist ass can get bent, too many good girls for me to deal with all that trouble.

>>530850786
You are going on a lot of dates with her right?

ogre if french

>>530851149
cant lose if u dont do any races

>>530850706
I mean this is one of the good guts cards so..

HOW DO I GET THIS?????

>>530851071
i spent it all on levelling my support cards

>>530851090
cunny
horse cunny
horse cunny good hm yes

No... My hot springs deito...

Daiwa Scarlet more like Dairy Obese

>>530850682
they literally handed you 1500 carats and a pile of other gifts less than 24 hours ago, greedy little piggy

>>530851237
Did you use up all of your clocks?

>>530851174
Your loss

>>530850786
Your Mayano didn't get enough cock from you and felt unhappy due thirst

>>530850672
And the same voice as this cute dork.

>>530851090
same reason people like shit like darkest dungeon, slay the spire, balatro, etc just this time it's about anime horse girls

>>530851182
Fat fucks...

>>530851237
how do you get that one anyway
i just kinda got it by chance and don't know how...

>>530851090
just try it
doesn't it look fun

>>530851159
>after they buff guts
and when will that be?

>Narita Brian gets 3rd behind Hishi Amazon in Mayano's career

WASHED UP

>>530851174
Sounds like you're not good enough for her anon.

>>530851097
Abso-fucking-lutely, 100% agree. But it is what it is, as much as I hate it. Would love a cool end-chaser run one day, sounds kinda cool.
>>530850963
Thaaaaat deck is actually something I can kinda pull off! Gonna give it a look, see what happens. Thanks!

bushel of carrots is better than onsen

>>530851153
I'm starting to understand why they made her make those little noises at the end of her lines.

>>530850236
she is a sexy af lolibaba, especially with the feet lingerie she's wearing

>>530851175
I didn't think anything of Fuji Kiseki after watching the movie but this bors is quickly growing on my after all these interactions. Especially during Sweepy's events.

>>530851153
SPANKING THE DIRECTOR!

>>530851090
it's a good management sim that is engaging to play and has extremely hype moments due to the battles being races you get to watch with a real investment into the outcome. think about the adrenaline rush some sports fans get from watching sports x100 because you trained the athlete and their win is your win.
it helps that there's no great paid game substitute for it, people that don't like gachas still play this because there's not really an alternative that is as compelling to play.

>>530851468
what about hamburger steak...

>>530850970
My slop loving wife

>>530851528
>lolibaba
she's actually just a loli, canonically a child

After reading what happened to the real Silence Suzuka, this made me cry

>>530851393
this is like crack for my neurons
why isn't it illegal to make something like this

I have 125 veterans in my collection right now and not a single 3* spark. This system is genuinely just fucking awful.

Is there a /uma/ club with open slots?

>>530851638
even better

>>530850970
Nice Nature is exactly the girl I need in my life.

>>530851404
1st anniversary gets a big buff, 2nd anniversary gets a small buff. It's good after 1st anniversary. We're moving at roughly 2X speed compared to japan and there's no doubt that'll keep up at least for the first 2 anniversaries, so we're looking at something like 5.5 months and 11.5 months from now if they don't push those changes forward.

>>530851304 There was never any chance to begin with. I was farming race trophies the whole career instead of training.
>>530851362 It is 100% RNG during the raffle. That one event cranks a casual run into nightmare mode.

>>530851349
>>530851393
>>530851575
Thanks, anons. I've lost 2000 hours in Binding of Isaac and I'm not falling for another one that also appeals to my numbers autism.

>>530851660
Qrd?

when do I need to start making actual PVP umas?

>>530850728
Not really. She's exactly as much of a taciturn loner and austere as she looks to be, but she simply has a soft side and likes to be spoiled by people she's close to, ie. (You) and her aneki.

If anywhere, you'll find the gap moe in the concerts, but you can do that for every uma.

>>530851393
this has to be shopped right

>>530851686
breed harder

So after the Kita banner goes away will I finally be able to spend my carats on cute girls I like and having fun or will I have to save my carats for the next OP banner card that will come out in a few months?

>>530851832
it is

anyone???
>>530851210

>>530851428
I don't like it when the girls get their panties in a twist over a loss and Rudolf is the worst in that regard, she gets all pissy after coming second even once. I'm too old for that.

What faggot ass discord do I go to for quality parents again? Someone once linked a gdoc that links to it I think.
>Entire top 100 for team races is completely filled
>Whenever I try to rent someone from my current follower I only get like 4 or 5, all speed heavy.

Is the "Hint rate up" stat only for that card or in general?

Which way, trainer man?
https://files.catbox.moe/xthu4l.png
or
https://files.catbox.moe/hz1ym5.png

>>530848829
Honestly doing the story and collecting the trophies+doing all the stories+ doing some pvp helped. For each uma girl gives about 230 carrats if you unlocked all 7 of their stories

>failed 2% double rainbow speed training with 4 friends.

DAIWA YOU DUMB FUCKING WHORE I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

>>530851765
In the real life race, Suzuka's legs pretty much detonated and he had to be put down on the course.

I fucking hate the reliance on dual gachas with the support cards vs. uma banners.
The only 3*s I have are from the free selectors. I want more cute umas.

>>530851764
>spoiler
Wouldn't be the first one going down on that particular pipeline. If I had a penny for every time it happened, I'd have two pennies...

>>530851940
First one

>>530851393
The double throne is what sells me on this.
>All the bonuses on power
>still only base 30 gain
that's a real mood

>>530851852
what do you think, anon?

>>530850970
she's literally the wife horse
she even knits you a scarf for Christmas

>>530851210
>>530851872
play on the jp server which is 4.5 years ahead of this one in the timeline.

>>530851889
the official one

>>530851940
>jeetslop
neither

>>530851393
that super fucking tiny interface in the bottom left sent me

hi, retard here, how do I request item in club...

>>530851852
You could've already rolled for girls you just got deceived bro.
But yes, better late than never.

>>530851889
Reddit's two blocks down

Love casual Bourbon so much

where is the heckin damn battlepass or at least monthly sub?!

>>530851019
There, I'll take any advice I can.
Skills wise too, they seemed pretty fine but I guess her stats were just nnot enough

>>530851979
Damn that's sad

I'm thinking Spe-chan really loves the taste of dust

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGHHHHHHH

>>530851676
because you're gullible and believed a shitty photoshop that doesn't even make sense.

>>530851764
A certain bald headed ex-isaac player has also found himself hooked.

>>530851142
too baaaaad

i rolled to get biwa and now it turns out she fucking sucks
im been tricked by the game

>>530814880
If you want to be serious in PvP, you will want to be competitive in the Champion's Meeting and League of Heroes PvP events that give way more rewards than team trials. Rolling a pity (30k karats) on Kitasan is the minimum you should do, to get started on MLB later with the rainbow stones and free selector. You can borrow the more niche cards once you have your own MLB Kitasan. Summer Maruzensky, Christmas Oguri Cap and Valentines Bourbon are the target umas for doing well in them for the first year. Gold Ship too but she's free, and Nice Nature/Grass Wonder as debuffers, who you will get eventually since they are low rarity.

For Team Trials the best early game umas for each type are the following, with lower tiers in parenthesis. I included only first year umas. You may need sparks to bring them to the right aptitude. Just customize based on who you have and what you can get. Note that you don't want duplicate running styles in the same distance to get more bonuses.
Sprint - Suzuka, Air Groove, Wedding Air Groove, Oguri Cap, Summer Maruzensky, (Bakushin, Curren Chan, Fuji Kiseki)
Mile - Wedding Mayano, Suzuka, Wedding Air Groove, Maruzensky, Summer Maruzensky, (Oguri Cap, Tamamo Cross, Fuji Kiseki, Halloween Rice Shower, Gold City, Narita Brian)
Med - TM Opera O, Suzuka, Agnes Tachyon, Wedding Mayano, (El, Daiwa, Seiun Sky, Oguri Cap, Eishin Flash, Tamamo Cross, Nice Nature, Narita Brian)
Long - Gold Ship, Super Creek, Seiun Sky, Mejiro Mcqueen, (Tamamo Cross, Summer Special Week)
Dirt - Maruzensky, Summer Maruzensky, Smart Falcon, Agnes Digital, (El, Oguri, Christmas Oguri)

>>530852159
Great non answer incel

>>530851765
She mentions it here too, which made me cry even more. The real Silence Suzuka was incredibly dominant until the 1998 Tenno Sho where he broke his leg and had to be euthanized. What's even more, usually when a horse gets an injury like that when they are running that fast, the jockey gets flung off and can get really hurt or die. But Suzuka was able to slow down to protect the jockey. A very sweet horse whos last act racing was to protect the jockey riding him.

https://youtu.be/QT4MSb_TWdw?si=6Fndq5AYpqtyvqKh&t=131

>>530851204
Sounds like you got a loser Emperor and you're coping. Sorry about that, we can't all be good trainers.

>>530852235
Only as bad as the trainer

does doing training with certain friends increase the likelihood of their events occuring or is it just random?
last night in 2 runs i never saw the final super creek event

>>530852208
i dont even care
number go big

>>530851764
>spoiler
im starting to see a pattern

>>530852174
monthly is in the shop bwo
bp isn't in yet but is later

>>530852118
o-onegai

>>530852239
Why is my daughtersisterwife Rice Shower not on this list...?

>>530851772
After kitasan don't waste time on it at the moment

>>530851123
Also GPS data, cheering in public improves the results.

>>530852219
I'm going to glue this fucking horse for making my sweet Nature give up her dreams in her normal ending

>>530852256
Thanks, I try

I can't believe how beautiful King Halo is

I didn’t do rerolls because I’m stupid and didn’t understand this game. Deep enough in now where I don’t wanna restart. But I’m really happy my silly
Hungry Girl managed to win

>>530852305
she cant even win the debut!

>>530843446
spent a few months in Tokyo, they are indeed everywhere, you hear the constantly and they are loud as fuck

>>530852381
right side of the screen on pc
small button bottom left on mobile

>>530851975
>Daiwa
that's why-ya lost

>>530851994
>>530852214
>>530852360

>>530852382
spooky rice is under mile

>>530852265
Man...

>>530852439
cute reddit horse

>>530852439
You have to have terminal gacha brainrot to reroll in Umamusume, there's no point.

why does she look like a donkey?

>>530851940
We love adult women in this household

>>530850881
>>530850851
>>530850918
I meant the anime horse girls

>use girls i like but aren't favorite
>win
>use my favorite
>lose and lose and lose
Fukukitaru please give me some more incantations and luck bombs. I'm not gonna make it
At least her legacies are getting stronger probably

I think I give up on A-ranking long range Umas, it's just too hard for me... I will try shorter distances first...

Anons! ANONS! Tokino Minor-

>>530852620
Uma Amiya

>>530852239
>Dirt - Maruzensky
Why? She has a D in Dirt.

>>530852439
What matter is that you're enjoying the moment. Contain the autism.

>Running URA Long finals with Mayano
>Close as fuck with Super Creek ahead at the final turn
>Mayano catches up last second to win it
>Actually get emotional
Ah shit I'm gay now.

It's hard to read club chat since it's just shoe spam.

does doing daily races with the same horse decrease her mood?

>>530852023
idk that's why I'm asking. What I really want are some of the special skins like the wedding top gun and a few more trainee umas that I still haven't unlocked. Everyone was saying to save up so I stopped rolling for my trainee umas.
>>530852121
I have rolled for some before I knew about Kita so I don't have a barren account. I really don't wanna waste money on a gacha though so I don't wanna end up with no carats when a FOMO banner comes out.

>>530852239
What makes Gold Ship so good? I just can't find success using end/late whatsoever.

>>530852686
That's Vega.

>>530851852
go wild there's no OP banner card for the next 2-3 years

>>530852029
I love poofy twintails

>>530852812
Use the filter button, retard?

>>530852775
lol gay

>>530852775
maya top cun has snagged another.

>>530851889
I have a 9 power if it helps
772091532567

>>530852684
What was it that you wanted to say, anon?

>>530852818
No, it's random

>>530852439
You can play this game for fun or you can play this game like a turbo try hard autist
Spoilers though, the turbo try hard autist will always lose to a turbo whale

Anyone who doesn't request orange shoes should be executed immediately.

I am going to murder this bitch

>>530852979
death sentence

>>530852642
I've burned all my clocks using my favorites. Probably should have spammed the meta to build legacies first.

convince me not to

>>530852929
That's my wife

>>530852161
wearing her boyfriend’s hoodie

>>530852979
>get onsen ticket
>skip because i want to see my sparks
>2*gut

>>530852718
You give her sparks so she gets at least an A.
It becomes necessary for some umas who are really great at certain tracks but don't have the right aptitude.

>>530852914
Of course it's one of you... NICE guys... thank

>>530852841
Vega is actually pretty.

Amiya is pretty
PRETTY SHIT LMAO REKT

>>530853085
do it.

>>530851765
The real Silence Suzuka was an extremely fast and flashy horse, but tripped and fell in the Autumn Tenno Sho, a lethal-eventually injury so they put the horse down right on the track. The game gives her a quest to "see what lies beyond speed" and "see the scenery from the lead", with her reaching her goal in the Autumn Tenno Sho. Though of course in game the horse doesn't die and "finds her way back" in the game, the story when combined with the IRL event is suggesting that the real horse is in horse nirvana. Anyone even mildly familiar with horse racing in Japan would understand what the story means because this is an extremely famous horse there.

>>530853085
I did, and i will still career her as much as i can.

>>530852635
Let studs run trains on them

>>530852265
knew the gist of her story, but didn't know it was like that

>>530853085
shes flat

Aren't those pretty decent?

daiwa's massive milk bags keep slowing her down at the end of races... event with homestretch haste these damn late surgers are constantly up her ass in races

>>530853085
60 stars isn't worth it desu

>>530852635
glue

31540937
JOIN THE RACE TO CROWN YOUR HONS AS THE ULTIMATE HORS

>>530852914
Following all nice nee-chans.

>>530851159
No, right now people don't do that because global whales are soulless. In JP guts decks were used to bloat team trials score and whales had S+ umas within the first month before Kitasan released.

>>530844324
where's this from?

>>530852834
Gold Ship has a huge advantage in the early CMs because everyone has shit stats and decks and she doesn't need a shit ton of stamina being End Closer. With debuffers kneecapping everyone getting a good amount of stamina becomes important.

>have to win 2 G1 races as Oguri
>every single fucking G1 I get late started and cant break into top 3

>>530853175
Actually, he didn't trip (Rice did), which is remarkable with how fast he was going when he broke his leg. The jockey said that he felt Suzuka was protecting him, preventing himself from falling despite the speed.

Is the second celebration reward a 3 star Uma or a 3 star card?

>>530850672
wrong she's the mitcher voice, after mitcher she only ever voiced mitcher clones

I just saw how my sisters hunting dog mauled my 16 year old cat to death.
Normally the old cat would be locked upstairs when there is a family gathering because of that, but someone left the door upstair open, someone left the door to the house open and the dogs were supposed to be on a leash which worked fine for the last 6 years but today everything went wrong that could've gone wrong.
I'm feeling like absolute shit, everyone in the family was yelling at each other, who was to blame and who wasn't, then everyone yelled at each other about each other in personal attacks, my dad got bitten by the dog trying to wrestle it away, dropped my 1 year old nephew on the ground who now has a huge bump on his forehead and might have gotten a concussion from that.
It was such a nice barbecue but everything went to absolute shit in 20 seconds like that, everyone exploded at each other, yelling, screaming, all the blood on the floor and my cat in my arms breathing her last breaths.

I'm sorry, this is off topic. But I have to let it out somewhere because I had to play the calm mediator in all of this shit and swallow all my tears and anger in the situation.

>>530852180
You're best bet at the moment is to run your 3 speed cards, Tazuna , FM and then try and borrow and mlb super creek and that should give you a good enough mile and medium horse

>Seiun sky fucked nishono flower


So this is what NTR feels like

>>530853229
yes, by all acounts a very kind and gentle horse. The jockey to this day can't really speak about it because its too painful to remember what happened to such a sweet horse.

>>530851852
Just ignore the meta fags now and do what you want. Kita banner does not change the game magically, people are shitting their pants over a card that is roughly the same power as MLB SR Sweep Tosho that already exists in game. If you're not a whale you will never compete in top level PvP, just do what is fun for you to do.

>>530853175
I only get secondary knowledge of all this through trivia and it's still so good. It must be absolute kino for Japs who were really into horse racing, maybe even got to see her back in the day.

>>530853540
what does that have to do with narita top road?

>>530853129
>>530853205
I did it but now I'm scared
why does she have a dagger anons? and why was she walking towards an altar as if she is going to marry me?

>>530853301
damn she looks strong

>>530853536
my sympathies bro

>>530853461
Card

>>530852827
there's always gonna be the next FOMO banner
I know this even without knowing anything else about the game, it's only purpose is to make you spend the maximum amount of money on it.
now you can be a giga sweatlord and minmax everything, or or you could have some fun pulling cute umas.

>no way to find anything or anyone for breeding or cards
QoL can't come soon enough...

>>530853301
lust provoking image
please join

>>530853085
how many friend points it costed you

>>530853540
meanwhile mejiro dober

>>530851983
it's not really that bad, unlike most gachas the banner units retire into the general pool instead of become never seen again outside of their rerun banners. just ignore the autists telling you that you need to roll for a card that doesn't really change much if you prefer new honses.

is there a place in a /uma/ club for a retard?

>>530853624
If anyone objects to the marriage they'd get the England Special

>>530852854
Baz my beloved

i'm new to this whole universe
is mihono bourbon actually a robot horse or does she just think she's a robot horse but shes actually normal

I ran out of carrot juice but I still want to play.

>>530853772
Shanking is a fun leisure activity in England.

>>530853085
wait is this bad? i was told umas don’t matter in this game and i only have to be autistic about cards

>>530851940
All the people not saying Top Cun are in denial and should rope.

What kinda card spread works best for Golshi?
2x speed / 2x stamina / 2x power?

>>530853691
what QoL bro

>>530853624
Remember, no human can win against an umamusume in strength

>>530853624
Her nickname is 'the assassin' anon, should've read the fine print.

This game needs milf umas

>>530853923
are you autistic? or is the horse?

>>530853923
the real mihono bourbon was indeed a robot horse
they had to put her down after she turned on her creators

Bros, why learning that an uma is a mare IRL makes her inherently hotter?

>>530853986
spark reroll

>>530853996
racing horses get put down after 5 years

>>530853536
I'm sorry to hear about this anon but why does your sister have a hunting dog that doesn't listen to orders
if its really this badly trained that it doesn't know to only go after something its owner tells it to then its a bad dog that needs to be put down
who knows what this fucker will decide to maul next?

>>530853605
I sometimes dip into the japanese side of the game's discussions because I'm a weeb that can read runes. many many people cried in suzuka's story during these scenes.

TAKE OFF YOUR LONE WOLF FAGGOTS

>>530853301
didn't see it was 1 uma only. any way to remove my entry?

>>530853923
her real life horse was called the cyborg because she was so ripped

>>530853996
Bro your Super Creek?

>>530853986
>he doesnt know
bwo...

>>530853923
the real bourbon was known for his machine-like constant stride, the game bourbon was raised this way by her dad but she is not actually a robot

there can only be one Mcqueen

>>530853985
3 speed 2 stam and then power or wit

>>530853536
I'm hugging you through the screen anon. That sucks.

Can someone explain to me what these numbers in team trials mean? I'm winning pretty consistently but I'm unsure of what or if those wins are actually affecting anything, or is everything just related to team rank?

>>530854181
Too old.

>>530853923
its just autism

>>530852970
>turbo try hard autist will always lose to a turbo whale
This is false. Whales who don't know how to build proper teams will always lose to the autists who run a min-maxed carry + 2 debuffers. Always.

>>530854168
its ok since there's not that many people

>>530854281
Winning just gives 10k points.
the rest is based on your skill activations, being in a good position mid race, etc.

>7 fans to go
JUST MAKE A FUCKING TWEET OR SOMETHING

>>530854290
>sovlless
cringe webm

>>530853536
Not that it helps but babies are actually surprisingly durable t. Dropped several times.
Sorry to hear though anon

>>530854181
I don't have her...

:3

what does horse pussy feel like

>filter by long
>everyone is medium
am i supposed to roll for a uma i don't have? how do i get the ura long trophy?

No(guri) Cap

>>530854430
the fuck you talking about retard

>>530853536
Poor kitty, sorry that happened to you anon.

>top power in the race
>low power couldn't break out
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Which uma would take care of me and rape me everyday?

>>530853772
>>530853990
>>530853991
oh fuggg I got myself a goth waifu who will kill me if I even look at another horse?
sign me the fuck up for more of this delicious flat chest

>>530854494
UUUUU SUPER MOMMY

>>530854424
>loses fans

>>530854490
have mcqueen run a bunch of long g1 races

>>530854490
play optional long races

>>530854483
man why do the nips love kfc so much

>>530854420
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
>>530854483
>He toketh my clip
bwo...

>>530854424
should have gotten another 1% fan bonus from support cards.

>>530854424
>the tweet

>>530854483
Can't wait to roll for her

uh oh

>>530854494
I will wear the bib
I will suck on the pacifier
I will make baby noises
I will crawl
I will call her mama

>>530853301
I'm in

When are we getting Seiun Sky?
I really taken a liking to her after seeing her supporting my umas all the time.

a front runner can't use anchors aweigh right? like I need to be in a certain position in the back

>>530854483
>>530854652
@grok is this real

>>530854647
extremely aggressive marketing in the late 80s
kfc was crashing hard in japan so they pushed the narrative that a true japanese christmas HAS to have kfc

>>530854736
>>530853301
starting in 1 minute

>>530854613
why is mcqueen is better than boyfaggot or biwa

>>530852970
That only applies to jp the current number one on the leaderboard is winning with shit like this

>>530853536
dogs are such a piece of shit creatures man

>>530854121
the dogs are fine, they are well trained for hunting dogs really I've seen them on actual hunts, but when off the leash and in a playful environment that is a BBQ in the garden, they will chase after birds and small animals, that was pure instinct kicking in there
the dog isn't to blame, but the fact that they were there to begin with and off the leash was the real blame
they behave totally different when on the leash, but off the leash they immediately know that they are allowed to chase, maul and bring back whatever is nearby, that is what they are trained for

>>530854494
Mommy

>>530854494
WAHHH WAHHHH

>>530854490
99% of long uma are medium too.
Mayano actually does more long races than medium but you have to earn 10k fans and you get drawn to hopeful stakes to do that which screws the URA finals to medium