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>>530876209 (OP)Did anyone else "retire"? I modded in about $400m, bought everything I wanted, and then couldn't find a reason for playing anymore. Stopped playing about four years ago.
I just picked GTAO back up about three weeks ago and I've had more fun being a griefer and just ignoring grind missions and ignoring money. There's nothing I want to buy, there's nothing I need. I've been having a lot of fun just spamming my Deluxo, Wampa, or Oppressor 2 and just randomly obliterating people and then getting into standoffs. Way more entertaining than grinding work or attempting heists. Anyone else done this yet?
>>530877314I don't play to buy things, I play to have fun with the things I bought
Right now, I'm enjoying Tuner races with the Cheetah, it's an alright time. I wish this last update would have added a few new guns, but it is what it is.
>go to penthouse party
>go to an empty room
>see this
what do?
>>530877878Draw a dick on her face, obviously.
>>530877878I'd locate the head of security Tbh.
>>530877878You gotta eat all the eggs
>>530877878its already been done
>Try to get the 28 days challenge streak
>Twice in a row it puts a challenge that requires 4 people
>No one joins those modes
Fuck you, rockstar
>>530879024>doing challenges SHIGGY
>>530879024Fampai, challenges are a gimmick. They aren't there for you to actually attempt.
>>530879538I don't care much for the challenges, I am collecting awards, and I want that one
>inb4 Awardsยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
>>530879024lol, and I thought captures and rally were bad, at least those things only take 2 minutes to complete after waiting an hour for people to join
>>530879538>me who done 4 months of daily challenges on 2 charactershah, yeah...
>go to sell 1 special item cargo cuz w/e
>right at the end of the delivery the truck gets stuck on a barrier
>in a panic, leave truck, try to get other truck to slam into it to move it
>30 seconds goes by and it says "special item lost in transit" and i lose the sale
fuck this gay game
Anyone else have trouble booting into sessions? The load has been unreal and it often gives me an error and sends me back to the main menu. I'm on PC.
>>530888090yeah sure it's w/e but it's millions of those moments compounded that really piss me off!!! fuck You
>>530882064>not having the up-n-atomizer
I wish my weapon wheel remembered which weapons I had facing me between sessions.
>>530899834I wish it would let me blacklist picking up dropped weapons. No, Rockstar, trying to switch to a Mk II gun only to find a basic Uzi or AK in my hands because I got too close to a body in the last gunfight is not helping me in anyway.
>>530876209 (OP)If my Nightclub is completely filled up with every cargo minus the 2 I have not put technicians unto, can I swap 2 of my existing technicians into those production types, and keep hoarding every type until my shit is completely full?
Or will I lose my existing cargo if I swap them over?
Like if cocaine is completely full, can I swap the faggot that has been working on it all this time to say, weed, without losing my existing cocaine units?
>>530908532yeah but iirc you can only sell stuff that has a technician assigned to it
I won the Bravado Greenwood from the podium and did my best to turn it into a monstrously ugly heap of shit. And with Imani armor/missile jammer, I can actually drive this beast in free roam without getting insta-killed.
Confess.
I use gta online as an /fa/ simulator (picrel isn't mine), I swear I've spent more time staying at cloth stores looking at or buying clothes than I've spent doing contact missions.
>>530910772>800k>shops at suburbana-anon are you ok?
>>530910969I just searched up "gta 5 priest" and used that image
that's not me but it might as well be
>>530882606Yeah; it comes and goes. Also problems with finding sessions that have open CEO slots, which makes it tough to pop in and sell stuff.
>>530909779the wheels could be uglier
>>530877878Realistically I'd probably panic and plant a bomb with her fingerprints in the bathroom.
>>530910772>can't tuck shirts inno, no /fa/ here
>>530908532Yes
No
Yes, you can swap the faggot and won't lose anything
P.S. NEVER EVER BUY THE MULE
>>530909029unless they've changed something lately, you can sell whatever you have whenever you want
>>530909779looks something from wacky races on an hotwheels
>>530910969you may be right if lazystar actually kept any difference to the shops, as it is i'll buy an expensive fashion suit from the 24/7 in the senora desert just because i was passing by there
>>530932095years ago there was a glitch to delete the mule, good times
>get boats and sunset
I wish all deliveries where this chill
Since the Money Laundering DLC is about maintaining the facade of a legit biz, how should we fix the biker business in VI? I thought about illegitimate ventures having a bribe system to pay a dirty cop so you can skip forced raids, when the timers hit after 5.7 hours. Had multiple raids today due to selling as MC and all hit the threshold after months in one session.
>>530938864also to elaborate on the raid mechanic, all with security upgrades:
>MC bizcoke lockup - $112k stock value, idle timer 6 hours
meth lab - $95.2k stock value, idle timer 8 hours
counterfeit factory - $78.4k stock value, idle timer 10 hours
weed farm - $67.2k stock value, idle timer 12 hours
bunker - 50% stock value $350k, idle timer 10 hours
>crate warehouselarge - 78+ crates, idle timer 5 hours
>nightclub40% stock, 8 hours of non nightclub related activity (promotion mission every <8 hours or keeping the stock under 40% can avoid raids)
if you ever wondered why it is so shit, I guess for MC there is just no way to avoid it
>>530937627I can't wait until boats have a bigger role in GTA VI, boats are peak comfy
>>530939436Yes and new varieties with low load draft for shallow muddy water. These were in the trailers and screendumps, right? If taking pics of animals for LS tourist board changes to hunting a few gators for leather like in RDO it is much welcomed.
>>530939341>keeping the stock under 40% can avoid raids)i've never in 7 years had a raid in my nightclub despite selling stock at 1m and keeping full popularity
>>530941425promoting it in any seems way avoids raids
>>530939341>promotion mission every 8 hoursMy beef is, the biker MC has no mechanic to prevent them and this is the scam about ever playing it.
>61% of PC players hard stuck on old gen
The game feels dead if you are the 39% on EE.
>>530899501brand new character on enhanced edition
>>530945402RIP, did J* wipe you for being too bold in legacy or did you want to experience it fresh?
>>530945743prior, lol, like I'm not mad about it wholly, since I was def cheating my money with a mod menu, so it's my own fool's folly. but I figured hey why not give the legit way a shot again and wow holy fucking shit it sucks so much dick this shit is not fun whatsoever LOL
>>530945826Kek i don't judge just hope you still can be a billionaire on legacy. Though it's nice to just skip the suck and go barebones with the acid lab or garment factory. Better value and garage than the salvage yard.
>>530946385oh yeah playing on legacy i still got my billions, but my character's ass looks better on enhanced so idk
>>530946478Does legacy still have chat enabled?
>>530947241yeah and it's still as shitty as ever
the other day i got shadowbanned from the lobby's chat i was in for saying "get raped" to someone (i was trying to call merryweather for some shit and it said "Due to your behavior you have been blacklisted" or some shit over the phonecall and nobody's messages were coming up anymore) lmao
>>530946478probably get a mule account for 6 then and outsource it to some gopnik to figure out what mm works safely
>>530947342Grim. Is the AI snitch logging text and voip on every edition now? My biggest fear is that some update turns voip on by default and I say shit like that whilst LARPing with my nonny friend in online. I swear it was consensual occifer!
>>530949709like bestie for best friend but as version for anon
>>530947669>>530950429That is the gayest thing I've ever seen on this website
>>530947342I'm glad I got my ERP done before they added AI policing.... I mean what? That's crazy!
>>530952548there will be handholding your ceo in gta6 and you can do nothing about it
>>530953089You too? And we are not even friends. I'm nervous about being called out for it one day. Hopefully resisting the urge to discord & typefuck today because my weekend is too uneventful. I know people here are mean.
>>530944735>Pajeets and poorfags stuck on old genAnd nothing of value was lost
>>530952548everyone who doesn't is a liar
>>530953732>I'm nervous about being called out for it one dayThe only person who can call you out is your partner, they would also be calling themselves out. It makes no sense, stop worrying about it.
>Hopefully resisting the urgeI was at that point one time, then I tried finding new people and we just didn't have the same chemistry so I'm now at peace with not doing it anymore, also hearing about this AI moderation stuff makes me glad I'm over it.
It's a shame cause it's pretty fun weird shit to do, and yeah, IRL stuff is WAY better, but I like my weird shit.
>>530954907>And nothing of value was lostBASED
>>530955671still my partner (m) today
>>530955195>stop worrying about itThanks anon!
>I was at that point one time, then I tried finding new people and we just didn't have the same chemistryA lot changed, especially with people having too many options. If I'd try to not shame them, it's having too many options and not daring to settle for the "constant good" instead of the brief "high of novelty".
>also hearing about this AI moderation stuff makes me glad I'm over itI wish it was made up, yes GTA and many other games have AI snitches now to save money on human moderation for abusive chat.
>It's a shame cause it's pretty fun weird shit to doI loved walking in on crews of people doing ERP in the diamond casino roof pool. Sometimes they went from crew/group chat to public if I teased them enough :3c
>>530956452>herwe both are m/m and mostly straight.. pinkie swear! it's just a phase.
>>530953128fucking another man is fine but please refrain from calling him "nonny"
>>530956893/trash/ came up with it, I'll remember not to use the word again
Back to straight shit now!
Will the 35% bonus still work if I leave Higgins and Smoke on the Water with a red heat level warning and not give a fuck? What income does it actually affect? Safe only?
>>530957767passive safe only and should not lower price when selling your weed farm
weed and cash are my favorite bizzes now
thank you rockstar
Genuinely debating if I should move to Enh or not.
I kinda want to sub to GTA+, I don't care about anything else.
>>530960702if you pay for GTA+ do it on PC to cut out S*ny. paying for online twice is a scam and if you just like controllers as input, they work super fine on PC too and you have aim assist and free aim lobbies. only benefit of consoles is no cheaters. a faggot will probably bitch about my neutral analysis, kys in advance.
>>530961826No I'm on PC, and I don't play in public lobbies anymore.
My friends are all on Enh, that's why I kinda want to move on.
I don't know if my PC is powerful enough to run it tho, and I have heard nightmare stories about how people lost businesses, money and even cargo\cars after they migrated.
>>530914124Supposedly they are "working on ways to address this in VI".
>>530907968It does though? I haven't picked up anything in free roam in years. I've been only using MKII weapons since they came out.
>>530962181You also have to be able to migrate in the first place. I've heard plenty of stories of people that can't migrate because a modder dropped cash on them five years ago. I probably can't migrate.
>>530962585>It does though?Blind or just stupid?
>>530962779Damn, okay.
Worth the try then, considering how many exploits I have done in the past.
>>530899501You can't get the up-n-atomizer anymore and they removed it from people's previously existing inventories when they removed it from the gun store.
>>530963168>they removed it from people's previously existing inventories when they removed it from the gun store.No they didn't.
>>530938864>how should we fix the biker business in VI?Easy. Get rid of MCs and MC businesses. Just remove the whole thing.
>>530963365Yes they did lol. I had the up-n-atomizer, the rifle, and the widowmaker, right after they were released. I stopped playing for awhile and they've all been removed from my inventory and from my weapons safe.
>>530962779>>530963020a modder gave me a couple of douped cars worth 20 million and rockstar didn't do jack to me. they are fucking random at punishing people. I dunno if it targets only actual menu users or people who accepted cheated gifts. all cars cannot be sold due no no history of purchase, which shows r* could find me and fuck me up if they cared. don't know who they really ban, but not dupers.
>>530959914how does it work? does it make any money?
>>530963620Still got mine.
>>530962305>>530914124should simply de-CEO people who don't even do CEO missions
>>530964480>person becomes CEO >goes into their apartment/office/condo/house/agency>stays there for the entire session without speaking or interacting with anyoneWhat are they doing in there? The AFK methods were patched a long time ago.
>>530963620>Easy. Get rid of MCs and MC businesses. Just remove the whole thing.Why? It's easy to fix:
>fixed amount of sale vehicles like 2-3>medium speed bikes not slow trucks>never 1 or 4 of anything else>no 15 drops by plane>what fucking biker flies a plane anyway>not a narco cartel m8>no near/far sales>instead you raise value like this>torch rival NPC gang lockup>done, double worth>refill missions ALWAYS give 100% bar>no exception>use acid lab hourly income as base reference>raids can be bribed away for 10k>just how NC has kick out drunk NPC which even pays you>or swap DJ which takes 10k
>>530964742they are low IQ, for idle you want to not be CEO or MC president to have no raids
though the raid timer stops in original apartments as tez2 confirmed by analyzing his game's value pointers
I guess they really block slots out of spite to be fuckheads
>>530965238>the raid timer stops in original apartmentsi should add even when registered as CEO/president to really emphasize it
>tfw no cowpoke reloading mechanics for my cowpoke gun simulation
https://youtu.be/ZAOoIrHdJ4Q?si=IKkx71Q_vzTrJRvS
>>530965628HOLY FUCK, are you shitting me? I'd pay 5 million if they'd do this but as a muscle + hearse with coffin in the back.
>>530965982Derp
Muscle hearse already exist
>>530963650The discrepancy of acquired vs spent cash on my stats is about 300m. R* could spend five seconds investigating this and handling it, but I've never been banned.
>>530966040Brigham sucks because too old and Ghostbusters car. Lurcher was limited time and I don't like the hood and grill. It has to be the Declasse GT. Albany bad!
>>530966389Yup their logic makes no sense why they punish someone. I'd really like to know from people if they probably triggered it by spending or earning too fast. Never modded myself but I read some people have advice on what is too obvious and gets you on their watchlist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9ZRQFKzO2Q
Remembering the 60 million on my ingame account.
>>530944735>>530954907The numbers for Legacy seem spoofed. Every session I join is full of Central American griefers and nothing else. Can't get anyone to join heists, and heist/mission invites rarely pop up. Nobody on my friends list even comes online anymore. The game is definitely past it's prime.
>>530876209 (OP)is the cayo loot assigned during scopeout or before it?
for me it would be optimal to get the better loot AND the hard mode bonus
>>530967242>during scopeout or before it?After
>>530966951>Remembering the 60 million on my ingame account.I mean that is enough for the mansions, right?!
>inb4 there are two different interiors like with stilt housespadme_staring_at_anakin.jpeg
realistically what can we do in them anyways?
Why does everyone keep saying modding is dead when every session has AT LEAST 1-2 modders?
>>530968949innocent guess: because the free menus are all dead and it filters people. people in the thread are awkwardly silent which menus work. since I never abused them, I really don't care but I'm curious if they are just scared to try and fail.
>>530968919Anon... people have been memeing that mansions are going to be a thing for ten years now. You don't actually believe that, right? They'll get released with aircraft carriers.
>>530969220BUT THE CONSTRUCTION SITES, THE BLUEPRINTS!!
>calm down anon>nothing ever happensDon't shut me down :c
>>530969174Don't fall for it. Paid menus are 100% detectable now.
>>530969539how so? do you just get fucked later on to feel safe for a while? i will listen and never use one
>>530969220since mr faber and the blonde bitch were confirmed before money fronts even i have faith the data mine is 100% true
oscar guzman flying again even had cutscenes leaked 6 month before they gave it to players
>>530969462Mansion building?
>>530971096https://x.com/Lucas7yoshi_RS/status/1935453838372196684
yes there audio files too
>>530971303That sounds like the mansions are another money laundering front. I wonder if that works like building them with dirty money, laundering it through construction companies and then if we are lucky selling them to the player. Since they'd still need a customer for them once they are built.
>>530965628pretty sweet anon
>>530971303here are the full 8 minutes of audio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhJ1zuevHd4
They need to put more dresses in this game for the female characters
>>530974181will be good with the clothes physics in the next game desu
>>530975350>intel raptor lake>issues in summerISSOU!
>>530953128i prefer to sexually harass my assistant
>>530975635>ISSOU??? But yes I am using one of those CPU's. It's a gayming laptop so not much I can do about that. I'm technologically retarded so I don't even know what's good or not.
>>530977557this is only okay if you make obscene and vulgar noises like arooo~ooouu!! for comedy value whilst thrusting your leather clad crotch at her i have two MBA face
>>530978167grab her head a lil bit too etc you know how it is
puter
md5: cf3ea2847939cbf216552bfce45b5879
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There's an Anon in these threads that taunts me with little inside joke terminology and never explains.
>>530977727>yes I am using one of those CPU'shttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raptor_Lake?useskin=vector#Instability_and_degradation_issue
It's already dead then.
>the 13th and 14th generation Core i7 and i9 desktop CPUs commonly experiencing crashing issues in certain workload scenariostheir reply:
>Intel confirmed that there is no fix to the issue if it already affects a CPU, and any damage to the CPU is permanent. Intel has decided not to halt sales or recall any unitsmerely 22 models affected, they just kept selling them, over 2 fucking years
>the BIOS update won't do shit if you already crashedthe subject came up as a browser manufacturer logged more crashes this summer
all were on raptor lake
>https://mas.to/@gabrielesvelto/114813152373394985Enjoy! Doubt the extended warranty still covers it.
>>530978593Ah well, appreciate the info Anon.
Not sure it wasn't just a fluke yet. GTA online is subject to many issues I don't typically have with other games so I'm not sure.
>>530979796run prime95 and furmark as benchmarks
if the tool reports you solve the tasks wrong then there is hardware damage
be smart and be a GTA player: if there is damage, sell the HW to a fool before it fully breaks
>>530965731>175 millions viewsJesus Christ
>>530985145it's borderline asmr, I get off to the sound of brass and metals or alloys in general
>>530985145Gun youtube is surprisingly high in views.
This game is just sad. It's only fun watching it in videos.
>>530968919>I mean that is enough for the mansions, right?!probably. i'll try to hit 100 just to be sure
>>530938864As a player, I would want all my businesses to funnel into one delivery warehouse, such as my nightclub. Just literally everything I own take it to the nightclub so I can delivery it from there. Even if it was just overflow from when they were full up.
I'm sure Rockstar would roll their eyes, because it's their design to run us all over the world with constant deliveries. In a very real sense THAT IS THE GAME. We are delivery drivers. We THINK we're crime bosses with car collections, but no, we are the delivery boy. We run around, because they want other players to shoot at us. It's not a bug, it's a feature.
>>530986801I'd be willing to pay to skip certain activities like deliveries, but I expect a competent NPC system, where each NPC i can hire will show me with stats if they can deliver it undamaged at what chance, for what price they charge for not being fuckups. Then you take chances. Sometimes mix medium with high skilled NPC.
So we can buy supplies, but we cannot buy delivery drivers? If you have current return rates of put in 166k and get 459k out, that is still 63% interest and 37% loss. There is room to earn still a lot with less suck.
>>530988782>I'd be willing to pay to skip certain activities like deliveries,Technically you can. The cost is the entire sale.
Perhaps on some level, Rockstar thinks they are giving us a choice between heists and businesses, and are confused why we always choose EVERYTHING all at once. As if they had no idea how playing a game worked.
>>530990081>Technically you can. The cost is the entire sale.Well yes and know. You already understand what street dealers are. It's selling via proxy. I want full sales via proxy. Like selling to the CIA.
History faggots will remember the government introduced crack cocaine into ghettos to finance the Iran-Contra affair slush funds. The TV series Snowfall had it as documentary drama with fictional characters.
Agent 14 is awfully tame. Guess the CIA has calmed a bit down in the 2010s.
>>530988369https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko3_6AviC3c
>>530988369I like driving and shooting the drivers of oncoming vehicles with that gun
>>530994945I feel it's the most satisfying to use against basic cops, since it perfectly one taps them even in the chest.
>>530991796>>530975635I also have craptor lake but I've got no issues
>>531000240fixed bios or you sampled a batch that is better. just how some people smoke their entire lives without health problems. don't overthink it. but I tempt you to gamble 50k in max bets on the diamond miner or the pharaoh machine in the ingame casino. if you get the millions you really are lucky. it's been since 2024 since the slots gave me triples.
>*says every gamer word in voice channel to make the AI flip its shit because it's still figuring out how long to ban me*
Those anons pretending to have a social life and not posting today. I know who you are!
>>531003872So this is where you are emotionally? Convincing yourself that your verbal diarrhea is "gamer words"?
ngl all the cars in this update slap
>>531007909Anon you will not get any new cars until you buy the police bike with the outfitโข
The drip feed expects you to get the items you will use once and forget about a week later! No new cars until R* sees those sweet GTA$ being drained from all those accounts. Cannot have people be too rich before the November update!
>the drift walton and the 4 drift conversions still haven't be released
Odd move.
>npcs can hit you without having to point their gun at you
>>531026513That's Menendez, master of the ricochet shot.
is rdo worth getting into for the first time as a coop experience? can I enjoy it without engaging in the premium currency grind, or will I need to find some chinamen to drop me a billion gold bars to get anywhere?
>>531040039I played RDO as coop on PC with a friend. It feels all griefers migrated to it after GTA locked dow the game with battleye. So unless you are on console or use (potentially risky) mods to achieve private lobbies in a game where R* didn't want us to have invite only lobbies, then hard luck. RDO is best played on console with no cheaters or not at all. Only anti cheat could save it.
>>530965041I personally think they don't need to touch the current missions at all. The only thing they would need to make them enjoyable is add choice.
Let me pick which delivery mission, be it truck, planes, boats or hotbox, and then modify payout accordingly.
Maybe even have a modifier based on number of vehicles to further incentivize partying up.
Same thing with resupply missions, since the way it is now you can get big resupplies that give an amount based on the vehicle, and resupplies that scale on gang size(the ones where you just get a box on your person). Just let me pay a premium(say 5k to 20k depending on which) or something to get a mission that gets you a vehicle with a particular amount of supplies.
I even think post-ops could have been salvaged, but make them the "covert" sell option, letting you fully stay off the radar but naturally being more exposed if someone catches on.
>only schizo babble
>the regulars all gone
how many shit weeks are we going to survive?
>>531047858>Let me pick which delivery mission, be it truck, planes, boats or hotbox, and then modify payout accordingly.I see, planes could cater to buyers that pay extra for discretion. Whilst door up close deliveries are high risk and pay less.
>Maybe even have a modifier based on number of vehicles to further incentivize partying up.Makes sense, but payouts are not split evenly. The only way to make it fair would be to split and that you produce at 4 times the speed if you have 4 people produce together.
What do you call a group of CEOs? A joint venture?
>Same thing with resupply missions, since the way it is now you can get big resupplies that give an amount based on the vehicle, and resupplies that scale on gang sizeI'm just worried this might lead to us requiring to only drive slow and heavy trucks.
The only way to avoid them would be having multiple players work together, but then again I can move 4 bikes easily in 40+ minutes.
My dream would be rather you have NPCs fly the planes, in air is little traffic. You fly behind them in a fighter jet and defend them.
Then you have more the role of an enforcer and boss than delivery cรนck.
Other than that good ideas and got me thinking. You have some nice ideas.
>>530972841>have you seen how long they been working on that complex? fuck emkek
>>530966951that man body looks gross
>down graded to a phone thief
>>531049086hope you now realize they gave all female online characters male shoulders and I wish this was a joke
It will all get fixed soon
ever since they made nightclub vips harder to spook i don't think it's possible to drive fast enough to faze them in the patriot stretch anymore
the schafter v12 is a different story of course
>>531051301Only if you're going downhill you can spook them in the Patriot
>>531051301>i don't think it's possible to drive fast enough to faze themword, yesterday I crashed at 40mph into a wall and the mf'er didn't wake up whole bar stuck 0%
>>531051538that would freak me out too, don't do that
>>531051591I purposely spook them almost all the way
>Guy is shitfaced and neatly pukes in the toiletThrow him out
>Guy is shitfaced taking a nap in the broom closetSomehow deserves a ride home
Fuck that
>>531051684Kek diabolical
Would a stoner or alcoholic deserve it more?
>be driver and talk about how you broke up with your gf recently>rev the engine each time you say you miss her so much
>>531010441i'll start buying the few cop cars i like only when they'll be discounted
>>531015352this stuff have to last till next update
>>531051684one is a poor noone, one is a rich asshole.
Btw i agree with you, if someone is fucking up in my NC, i want to teach them a lesson no matter who the fuck they think they are. And if they bitch and moan afterward let me do a copy of that bail office mansion intimidation
>>531053059>i'll start buying the few cop cars i like only when they'll be discountedBought the vintage one because it felt cool but I suck at driving the muscle car.
>>530995564Suddenly I feel more comfortably to do sleeper builds and not fall for the itasha meme.
>>531048190the ceo concept should die entirely. self-inserts and chose one characters are shit writing. i'd rather prefer working for mister faber. they should call us his top guy or if you are into the mafia lore we'd be capos or captains.
online missions should be that the biker president, ceo, leader of the ballas or vagos tells you to do work for them. in a lobby you can just work for a gang/ceo of being one yourself. that way if there are 64 players you could have 16 players per faction.
pay is the same to encourage picking by preference rather than money.the map is split into zones much like cartels do IRL. the game itself registers basic violations like selling drugs for more money in a zone controlled by another faction. if you pull it off, double money. but you are marked on the radar if you gain too much heat for territory incursions.
>>531054615I largely agree that we don't need to own a front ourselves. The agency should just have Franklin and the nightclub should only have Tony. We already pay him a laundering cut, so realistically all we provide should be the side producing the product.
>>531048190>My dream would be rather you have NPCs fly the planes, in air is little traffic. You fly behind them in a fighter jet and defend them.That makes more sense since your associates cannot even defend you if there are multiple sale vehicles all headed for different directions. It's a meme at this point that an associate can protect their CEO.
>>531048190>but payouts are not split evenly.Oh, I'm not thinking paysplits(that's another issue), but rather that picking a delivery mission with multiple vehicles pay more with some reasoning of serving multiple clients with dedicated deliveries.
So when sell stock you get a menu with something like
>Method. Truck, boat, plane, bike.This one is self explanatory, and I feel they don't directly justify changing sale price, but might affect the multipliers of the other choices.
>Discretion: Undercover, discrete, blunt, in the open.How much attention you get, with the more exposed ones giving bigger payouts but naturally exposing you more. Ideally adjustment of the high demand bonus, with low ones maybe only getting 1% compared to the current 2.5% while more exposure could get you as much as 5% per player.
Undercover would be something like under the radar flights with planes. Follow instructions proper and you can sell without ever triggering the global signal or NPC enemy spawns.
Discrete would be basically all the ones we have now, a minute from getting into the first delivery before global signal kicks in.
Blunt is what we had, short time before the signal goes out. Wouldn't expect these having more than .5% difference.
In the open is no delay on global signal, guaranteed NPC spawns and maybe even an announced extra bonus for enemy players. Maybe even make it able to be stolen.
>Delivery: Multiple clients, Dedicated clients, Single client, Single ShipmentThis one is more straightforward.
Multiple clients is multiple vehicles all making different stops around the map.
Dedicated clients is multiple vehicles all going to a single location each(ie the bikes mission now).
Single client is a single larger vehicle going to multiple stops.
Single shipment is one vehicle with one destination.
One more idea I had would be that some of the options affect how much stock can be sold, so maybe only 10 units of product can be loaded on a bike, but a truck can take 40.
>>531056881>One more idea I had would be that some of the options affect how much stock can be sold, so maybe only 10 units of product can be loaded on a bike, but a truck can take 40.To elaborate, one thing I feel very underutilized is how some goods are in grater amounts, like we see in the nightclub warehouse. So weapon sales might needs bigger vehicles to shoulder the size, while meth could easily be packed on a bagger, since right now you can do equally complicated and large sales for a shipment of paperwork as you do for a simple absurd amount of weed.
What I'm saying is that the document office payouts would be fine if my sale vehicle was just a single SUV with some office supplies in the back.
>>531047891I haven't posted as much but I'll try to post more screenshots and such. I gradutated from eternal mimehood.
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whats the point of the different armors? I always buy full heavy
>>531065004False sense of progression in the beginning.
>>531063605good to see you
>>531065079ohhh its a single player thing?
>>531047891We're not, it's over. I'm finally free.
>>531050516>blackbooks>phone thiefmartinfreemanstaresatyou.gif
>>531063605I couldn't keep for long, looks too weird when the game forces outfits on you, also only looks good when you have an outfit specifically for it.
>>531065004Ever heard the phrase "a camel is a horse designed by committee"?
That's basically GTAO, there's no vision, it's just random stuff that gets suggested and added without thought.
is it possible to do cayo perico without triggering the alarm?
>>531065552Are you being serious?
>>531065552Last thread? or maybe 2 threads back? someone posted a 12 minute run of cayo and I scrolled a bit and I think it was 100% stealth, I couldn't be bothered to watch the whole thing...
>>531065639>>531065689im still learning lol yes im serious
What posseses a person to get off on modding bounties on everyone and teleport killing them? I thought the cheats like this were done but no. I go to take refuge in a building for a minute to go do something, come back, and I'm wasted and everyone has bounties. This game truly is hopeless beyond all measure. What even is the point in having it be multiplayer at that point.
>>531065824ill look for it
>>531065190In singleplayer body armor both costs a more notable amount and is a meaningful expansion to your HP, while in online they are all dirt cheap and even the full armor takes about 0.3 seconds to break in any firefight, so having the ones costing less is beyond pointless.
>>531065552Yes, you don't get seen and don't let any bodies be discovered.
>>531026513the buzzards are even worse than that
post forgotten or underrated cars
>random moron keeps trying to run me over while I'm doing the daily bike time trial
>finish the time trial and get into my raiju and kill him for trying to mess with me
>he spend the next 20 minutes trying to find and kill me before finally going to his agency and orbital cannoning me
>proceeds to send me 10+ private messages (half in some indog dialect) before rockstar decides he is spamming and automatically blocks him and deletes his messages
well alright.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F-2wGkmocw
My own playlist is growing too slowly, but at least I can reuse it in GTA VI if there is no new Radio Mirror Park. Are people here relaxing or grinding?
>>531075218I'm currently relaxing. Just flying around the city in my new B-11. Sometimes scaring people but I'm not attacking them. Love how it handles
>>531075369>Love how it handlesYeah kudos to Rockstar to actually have it different air speeds for different altitudes. I like that you can do slow flyovers if you are low enough.
>Sometimes scaring people but I'm not attacking them.I miss chat for telling that I'm not gonna attack unless attacked first.
How big do you think GTA 6 will be in GB? V is around 100GB iirc. Buddy of mine wanted to play some Call of Duty and when I wanted to reinstall it was 470GB. Insane.
>>531075942>Buddy of mine wanted to play some Call of Duty and when I wanted to reinstall it was 470GB>309.85GB for the full installation of MWII, MWIII, Warzone, Black Ops 6, and all language packs.Your friend lied.
The largest single installation is just over 300GB and it includes 4 games and their optional language packs.
>>531076383My man, Steam told me it was 470GB, not my buddy
>>531075942comp sci guy here, they switched from zlib (LZ77) to Oodle (ANS) when legacy was ported to EE. there is HW accel for oodle in the PS5 with nvme.
realistically they can achieve higher compression and still read at 2 GB/s nvme speeds
https://steamdb.info/tech/SDK/Oodle/
Which call of duty is 470GB? Cannot be on PC or PS5, since these use Oodle and cap at 175GB. Are you an Xbro?
>>531076548Yeah just like how the Master Chief collection is 180GB, but if you want to install Halo 3 it's only 24GB
>>531076794I see. I still think 300GB is insane when I want to play just the one game
>>531076937Again, there is NO single COD game that is anywhere near 300GB.
You're talking about MULTIPLE games bundled into a single launcher.
>>531076937You just select which game you want to install anon
>>531077067And I can't seem to find a way to only install the game I want. Ergo, it's 300GB for a single game
>>531077251>I don't understand how this worksokay
>>531077415I love tsundere/yandere all anime posters are in here. One minute huggies, next minute knife in my back.
>>531077216>>531077415I see. Forgive my retardation
So is there any way to transfer to enhanced on pc if rockstar is still giving me their bullshit "migration is currently not possible"?
>>531077675It's very risky but can you make a second character on legacy with level 120 (it asks) and try to port that? I don't know if it is character or account wide blocked, but it is definitely intentional and will never work because they flagged you for mods.
>>531077982already have that, you can only transfer both, not only one. I even made a fucking r*ddit account to search and ask for answers there and one dude said something about how you need to tell them smth if you live in the eu or smth idk i cant quite remember
either way ill be so pissed off if i can never migrate, but my lvl 8000 friend with a negative kd and an active mod menu can just easily transfer
>>531077982>they flagged you for modsNot necessarily mods, if you abused horse racing or a few other things that didn't require you to mod at all, they still blocked some of those people.
Conversely there are some people who DID mod, or abuse cash glitches and still got allowed to transfer, so it's not foolproof.
>>531078317>>531078265I don't understand their reasoning then because some offences are just petty and they are mad at something you're either not telling or that is not relevant. Yes level 8000 fuckers piss me off as well, especially if you see their account is brand new.
Sorry, but if it is for your entire account blocked then it's fucked. Forget about support, they will threaten you to ban you if you insist getting the block lifted.
Might as well buy a cheap boosted EE account online and not care. Rockstar punishes glitchers? Okay. Meanwhile mule accounts are still a thing and I see them daily in GTA V EE online. Barely a week old and Level xxxx already.
>>531050956okay but why she got a DUMPY tho
>>531080409for cuddles on the bed
>>531078763>mule accountsWhat is a mule account?
>>531081394something 3rd worlders sell online with ready to pick levels and lots of money on the bank account
mule as in smuggled
they are unbanned accounts that come with pre-cheated goods
which is why I find it hilarious how this is a thing and Rockstar doesn't crack down on them, meanwhile people tell me they got banned for glitches?
I don't know why I torture myself with this game. It's not like the more I play, the more likely rockstar is going to give a modicum of a care for this. This game is why industries always go to Hell.
>>531081875I would assume these get banned fairly regularly, no? It's impossible to inject money into the game now without being detected and banned.
>>531082327yes and no, many tell you how long you should wait before spending much money and inform you about limits
do know I never purchased one as most sell them for credit card customers only and I wanted to use paypal. so I never bought a mule for PC, a friend on console has a mule though.
if it gets banned at least you didn't waste time, fairly sure they are safe.
>>531077675>>531078265Why does anyone want to transfer to EE? EE is dead breh
>>530944735
>>530944735Does last gen still have modders ruining the entire experience?
>>531084360legacy and EE use the same broken anti-cheat
legacy has more players
guess where more cheaters are by chance
Legacy definitely has more griefers since the chat makes it worth if you hear your victim rage.
>>531075218Playing not-gtas.
I did end up buying the mafia bundle, first game holds up pretty well with the new coat of paint, I guess the strong part of Mafia 1 was the story so I shouldn't be surprised...
I haven't played 2 story yet, but I did play both of the DLC, they're kinda terrible, missions are all just text dumps into generic "go here and kill these guys or steal a car and drive to a mission end point"
One mission in particular that stood out was the "supermarket heist" which you go to a supermarket to start the mission you get this awful text box about "women be shoppin haha" and then as soon as you click "start mission" you're instantly inside the supermarket getting shot by cops, no breaking in, no nothing, just straight up raw dogging that supermarket.
Anyway, I never did play these DLCs and there's achievements for them so I was playing exclusively because of that.
Joe's DLC has playboy collectables and they're all naked in incredibly unsexy poses, I can't believe I wasted half an hour to collect them, not a single bunnysuit in sight, fucking worthless.
>>531084558Right. The modders were so frequent on last gen compared to EE for me that I wondered if they actually fixed something or at least better remedied it, and then if so, that they also did it on last gen, but I guess not. Why would anything good happen.
>>531084558>legacy and EE use the same broken anti-cheatFalse
>>531084558That's because EE is dead breh
>>531084806>collecting h*terosexual sexualized girl picsThat wouldn't fly anymore today!
>I guess the strong part of Mafia 1 was the story so I shouldn't be surprised...It definitely were not the car physics if I recall correctly.
>I did play both of the DLC, they're kinda terrible, missions are all just text dumps into generic "go here and kill these guys or steal a car and drive to a mission end point"Back then we were not so burned out being delivery guys, at least when I was young I didn't realize the adult experience sucks so much.
>you get this awful text box about "women be shoppin haha" and then as soon as you click "start mission" you're instantly inside the supermarket getting shot by copsI remember getting shot at for breaking in some stamp or postal office, but that might be a later game. Did they mistake me for Tyrone, just because I'm tanned as a guinea? Das racis, I'm just from Sicily!
>and they're all naked in incredibly unsexy posesIt over, in fact it never even started.
Will the new game be _fun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mup0F9FXBb0
>>531086060>It definitely were not the car physics if I recall correctly.Lol yeah, my memory of Mafia 1 was
>tommy dies>cars constantly turtle themselves and if you're in a convertible you die instantlyUnfortunately they gimped the freemode, now its just collectable hunt mode.
You can't earn money killing gangsters and they removed the secret gun shop.
>I remember getting shot at for breaking in some stamp or postal officeThat's from story mode, I haven't played it since original launch but I vaguely remember a stealth mission at a food stamp office.
>>531086060>>531088917Anyways what mod are you guys using to inject money into GTAO Legacy?
>>531066019Just try to keep in mind the rules that the place operates by. The guards can see dead bodies. The cameras can see dead bodies. Some guards can see through walls. Ignore youtubers that rush around trying to thread the needle between guards before they turn around, and just feel out a route that you are personally comfortable with. And if you've been forgetting to buy silencers, buy those.
>>531089804None, if you play the game with any sort of frequency eventually you have more money than ways to spend it.
>>531100247I mean, there is always shit you can waste your money on, just very little is worth it.
Like could I buy every single vehicle I don't already own? Probably, but it would cost $100M+ and I've already spent over $500M on vehicles.
Same with clothing, I've spent several million, but there are 10s of millions more worth of shit I just don't care about.
>>531100670Yeah I'm not gonna buy all hats and glasses, don't need to pollute the accessories menu with stuff I'll never wear.
>>531074347I still drive the hotknife around, as a matter of fact I got the collector's edition for gta 5 over 10 years ago which made the car exclusive for a while
I have a fond memory of it during the early days of gta online, I did a race with friends and as soon as they saw my hotknife they went "WHAT IS THAT!?"
fearing that I would beat them in the race they all teamed up trying to prevent me from winning the race, good times
it still blows my mind rockstar hasn't made another version of the hotknife, one with more customization options, even back in 2013 I wanted my hotknife to be roofless and have a burning flames decal
>>531106225>it still blows my mind rockstar hasn't made another version of the hotknife
what are those bars UNDER the compass and the cores?
is this a mod? i dont play rdo sorry
>>531110886It would appear to be Thirst, Hunger, Orgies, Sound Volume.
>>531113467>average married couple 1 year in
>>531114179jodi is in the kitchen
>>531112840funny but not helpful
I won a Zombie Bobber from the wheel, neat.
>>531120215Mods, the heart is the hunger meter in RDR2, they added another because modders are retards obsessed with eating and drinking.
>>531123858Bobber? I barely know 'er!
>>531124323aw i thought it was some RDO survival mode
ugh i dont like campaign....
>>531110337that one doesn't count
Anything worthwhile in the catacombs below El Rubio's compound? I have always done everything above the surface.
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Cover site updated with the missing covers.
#82 is shoved in the middle of the site to fix the hole in the layout.
Sorry about not doing the animated cover yet, every time I've opened the video editor to play around with it I got a massive headache, and looking at a 10 timelines video with a headache is no fun.
Maybe this next week I'll give it another try.
>>531145981Not very worthwhile.
>>531089804MusinessBanager
>>530876209 (OP)Hey guys I haven't played GTA online in years, think the last update I played was the nightclub and that was back when we could all just hack money into the game
Got Rockstar to recover my account and I don't think I'm banned but I can't connect to gta online for some reason
Already did all of that port forwarding stuff etc so what gives?
>>531155838did you use safekeeper or blocked any ports to get solo public lobbies?
you dont need to do that anymore, check your firewall
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>>531145029it's a quicker, slightly easier point of exit if you got the keys, that's it
https://youtu.be/Aje9Ua7xXyY?feature=shared&t=47
I removed the annoying intro
>fiveM situation:
fake drama or real?
>>531184652Sounds like the use an old strategy another big tech company has used:
>EmbraceAllow devs to work on it *if* they share it.
>ExtendPay them money to add more features.
>ExtinguishLaunch GTA VI and only allow ROME as the only RP and modding system.
Given the info about J* own modding system, I doubt we have to worry anymore about FiveM. I'm more worried about this feature being paywalled in GTA+.
>>531186980how can they only allow their new system?
>>531187295Remove debugging symbols, obfuscate functions and protect the game's memory at runtime. Most importantly make anything from the leak worthless.
>>531184652I'm not a streamer so I don't care.
>>531189421???
what
i don't even get like uhm what custom missions like have to do with what you are trying to say ?
>>531190787He tries to signal edginess and being special by self-depriving his life of fun things, because a person he dislikes does the fun thing too. This way he is not like person that upsets him and he merely misses out on good things that could actually bring him some joy once in a while.
why are the only missions I can find chicken shop setups?
>>531190102Sup delaudibitch!
>>531047858the bigger question is why can't we have dedicated purchasable 'sell vehicles' that are shared across businesses? I use my Packer to sell guns, weed, special cargo..
>>530966425nobody made hearses out of Chevelles, too small and too pedestrian.
>>531086060>>531088917you're thinking of the gasoline stamp heist in Mafia 2. during WW2 gasoline was being rationed, and you needed stamps (which the feds rationed out) to actually get gas. Obviously they were worth a LOT of money on the black market, modern equivalent of like $20+ a gallon of something, which is why you're tasked with stealing them.
and obviously they were worthless within 2 years of the end of the war.
>>531198945that makes sense since the phantom wedge should put to more use. trucks where the cargo and cab are one part with no clutch are very boring to drive and cannot push npc cars well
>>531200275>during WW2 gasoline was being rationed, and you needed stamps (which the feds rationed out) to actually get gasYou have great memory! I just looked it up and yes that was the one. Even had posters on the wall about the rationing.
>>531086060>Will the new game be fun?I have a problem with relating certain decades. the ideal time IMHO would be around 1997 to 2002. After the 1996 StarTAC flip phone but before the 2003 camera phones. A time of great leisure and riches and the the Benz E55 AMG was released Oct 2002 with a mere 476 HP. The player should live in a suburban area and have a wife and none of you are cheaters.
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>>531201871>have a wife and none of you are cheatersdouble suicide or betrayal ending in gta vi sp?
>>530876209 (OP)Take the missles off the oppressor. No, you don't want/need it for missions. Either that or give it a system when you blow up my 1 million dollar car, I get the option to make you pay the full price of the car. If it was an honest mistake, I have the option to forgive it. Blow up 10 cars, you're out 10 million. No Javier Huzueala-Rodriminguez playing on a stolen console that doesn't mean when you hit that all too familiar $0 bank account you beat the system, that means you're negative $10m and get banned permanently, no fair player will ever be in debt that bad for anything but nefarious reasons. First 3 cars you blow up should prompt a warning telling you 7 more and you get an instant six month ban, second offence 24 month ban, third offence permanent ban, otherwise loser mexicans with stolen consoles and modded profiles will not get caught.
Also either give the public lobby bonus in private lobbies or implement the same system for losers griefing actual players playing the game because their mom wouldn't buy them the new call of duty skin. If you blow up my 500k acid shipment, you're out 500k. Nobody ever has, or ever will think the "risk reward" system is worth it when you have to fly 3 base game planes around the map for 45 minutes with cross eyes toothless retards shooting rockets at you to make 70k from your document forgery. The risk/reward contract was broken by you when you gave suck bullshit rewards, if someone can't afford a new car with one sale why the fuck would they play your shit game. The balance isn't risk/reward, it's players playing now/players who would be playing now if you didn't fuck up that contract. And the players who aren't playing because of shit like this? They'll buy GTA 6 for sure right? They're not going to be disappointed with your next empty broken game... R-right? I'll answer my own question from before, they play your game because you have no competition. If you had competition, you would be gone so fucking long ago.
>>531202849The Oppressor Mk II should have its missile capabilities removed, as they are not necessary for mission completion. Alternatively, a financial compensation mechanism could be introduced whereby destruction of a high-value personal vehicle results in the offending party reimbursing the full cost. In cases of genuine error, the option to waive repayment could be offered. If a player destroys ten vehicles, a total debt of $10 million should be imposed, and upon reaching a negative balance of that magnitude, permanent suspension ought to be enforced, as legitimate participants would not accrue such liabilities under normal conditions.
To deter repeated infractions, a tiered disciplinary framework should be implemented. A warning may be issued after three violations, followed by a six-month ban at ten. Subsequent transgressions should trigger a 24-month suspension and ultimately, permanent exclusion. Additionally, the public session monetary incentive should either apply to private instances or be coupled with protections against disruptive conduct targeting compliant users. Destruction of an asset such as a $500,000 narcotics shipment should incur a mirrored financial penalty.
The current risk-versus-reward paradigm lacks proportionality. Lengthy engagements utilizing rudimentary aircraft for nominal compensationโsuch as $70,000โoffer insufficient incentive. When the proceeds from a single transaction are inadequate to replace a basic vehicle, the underlying economic design warrants reevaluation.
Participation trends reflect dissatisfaction with the gameplay contract. Engagement is primarily sustained due to lack of market alternatives. Were competing titles present, existing inefficiencies would likely have undermined retention.
What I meant to say.
>>531204628>a financial compensation mechanism could be introduced whereby destruction of a high-value personal vehicle results in the offending party reimbursing the full cost>>531202849>Blow up 10 cars, you're out 10 millionwas there on launch and will never return because griefers and cheaters
could fake another player caused the destruction of a player vehicle and
drain the bank account of a targeted player by exploding every player
vehicle in a lobby and pin it to some innocent guy
>>531202849>$0 bank account you beat the system, that means you're negative $10m and get banned permanently, no fair player will ever be in debt that bad for anything but nefarious reasons. First 3 cars you blow up should prompt a warning telling you 7 more and you get an instant six month ban, second offence 24 month ban, third offence permanent banfucking kys? ban people over this? the oprmk2 simply should not be in the game
don't fix what ain't broken
>>531204874Yeah you used to have to pay the insurance premium though, not the full value.
But even with that it was too abusable.
Some people would roll up with 10+ friends all in max value cars and have you blow them up so you'd owe like $150k+ all at once. It was a quick way to fuck with lower-level new players who didn't immediately realize it was emptying their bank accounts
>>531205093Whilst I agree that rockstar caused it, it is hard to remove it now or to nerf it without appearing like complete scumbags. if you'd refund them 16 million for upgrades and the highest price they could safely delete them from the game. but it will cause an outrage they won't be able to control.
>>531202849I understand why you would hate them if flying a helicopter. If you are on the road Imani tech fixed the problem. what you propose though would also outrage people. explosive rounds and railguns alone punish choppers already enough. you are a fish in a barrel.
>>531202849>>531205531Why would I pay the full value? Mors Mutual charges you 5000 GTA$ if you destroy it yourself.
I hope you understand insurance IRL. You can insure even the case where YOU yourself were the sole cause of an accident.
If the maximum amount for a respawnable vehicle in self caused totalling is 5k, why would someone else pay full price?
It just seems to me you want to get people banned and struggle to come up with arguments.
By your logic I could use the oppressor to shoot down Duggan NPC aircraft and other players could suicide in my rockets to trigger a ban of me.
Every anti-griefer mechanic can be exploited in reverse if you do it right.
When i wanted to have someone in CS:GO get kicked for friendly fire I'd just suicide in his hand grenades.
Thanks for adding new griefer mechanics!
>>531206435>Why would I pay the full value? Mors Mutual charges you 5000 GTA$ if you destroy it yourself.Some vehicles used to be $20,000 each. If you got 5-10 friends rolling up in $20,000 claim vehicles and make someone blow them all up, that can $100-200k all at once.
Far too abusable, so they nerfed it so you only pay for your own mistake or it's free if someone else blows it up.
>>531206713and it was exploited as anon pointed out
>>531204874Name me 5 occurrences where (You) have a real problem with the OpMkII being in the game. I want 5 real examples where it causes you problems. What are you doing when it happens? Explain how this is a problem "we" must fix. List them.
>give examples
>*cricket noises*
>it all was bait
glad I didn't bump when replying
>>531209631I mean, you also asked it from someone who wasn't involved in the original discussion and has no problems with the Mk2 in general.
Not really sure what you expected me to say.
>>531205093Ok remove it then. And yes. Ban them. If you demand the right to go around harassing people there is a section "griefing or disruptive gameplay" where you will be reported. This behaviour is not and will not be tolerated. Actually it should be first time offence perma-ban. 6 months later look how many shark cards we sold! :)
>>531205531>If I roll up with or without 10 friends and tell you to rob a bank you could do it so we can't have banks no more banks guys. Ok.
>>531205976How bout delete the oppressor, and if you paid $1m for upgrades you get $0, if you paid $16m you get $0 that way everyone gets what they deserve and it's all fair. Agreed? Agreed. And How bout that imani tech on every single player own- ohhh wait half measures. You. Are. Fucking. Dismissed. Lil. Boy.
>>531206435If I blow up my own vehicle I pay $0 if you blow it up you pay full cost of the car as a deterrent to your abhorrent lack of self control so maybe after you have to buy the game for the 3,790,465,768th time you will finally learn that we don't ruin the game for others because we have low IQ :). Now that you're even more confused by simple concepts let's continue on to other simple concepts shall we? Great. So what you're telling me is that you regularly are shooting rockets at a duggan npc and other players drive their CEO/MC delivery vehicle directly into the path of the flying rocket and get blown up and in this case you would get banned. How many times has this happened to you? 0? Yes. That's how many times this has happened to you. 0. That's how many people would get banned because they were shooting rockets at a duggan npc and someone minding their own business decided to kamikaze into your rockets. 0.
>>531209905Nothing really because I got distracted and didn't pay much attention to how many anons were talking about the subject. I'm just trying to figure out if it really still is a problem. When the flying bike was new and imani upgrades were limited i'd agree.
i only take an issue here how companies can dumb a game down so much and appeal to an audience that will make players just put the game down or go play solo lobbies.
you can fight the griefer and defeat him, but I never get my wasted lifetime back.
and with instanced lobbies, if I swap lobby my timers all reset to zero and I don't get new nightclub money for another 48 mins.
what will people here put GTA 6 down instantly if they add it to Online 2?
>>531210153>If I blow up my own vehicle I pay $0try it ingame and show me how its free. you don't even own gta.
>You. Are. Fucking. Dismissed. Lil. Boy.School out somewhere? Holidays?
What the fuck is going on here.
>>531210153>because we have low IQ :)Don't ever pull this redditor """we""" shit on 4chan.
>>531205093>fucking kys?unironically at this point
>>530962181Enhanced is Dx12 only, go check if your GPU supports Dx12, if it does and it can also play Legacy then it'll play Enhanced just as well (or bad)
>dx12 released 2015
>does your card have it
Saar, you have to go back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI2QlPWiSV8
Is he right?
>>531217127where is the ps5 giveaway, poob?
also, yeah. passive businesses are pretty objective
>lobby invite for cayo
>nice
>lvl13 host
>oh no
>dude ends up being better than me
in the off chance youre here. cheers man
>>531190787I'm saying only streamers and people who want to be just like their favorite streamers play FiveM, if real people played, it would either have its own general or more people in this general would talk about it.
>>531218494>join rando cayo heist>0 issues>time to leave the island>quickly go to the shore and wait for them to follow me>they decide to go to the airstrip>they get detected and die twice>because I already left island the heist auto finishes>400k take on his first heistkek, that's what you get for going after the yellow dot.
>>531220095>if real people played, it would either have its own general or more people in this general would talk about itit's too complicated and I am a programmer running linux servers. watching the video posted above I don't trust the russian and georgian (not the U.S. one) devs either. shit might one day have RCE or infostealers.
also it sounds gay to go on voip and play as a woman with my husky ass voice being a medium fat ageing dude with full hair.
what is worse for your eyes. salt water or plasma?
>>531050956Smh she caked tf up on a Tuesday.
>>531222373We all need this deep down for gtao2
>>531224183given how lucia dresses id we'll probably get it
>>531221178My problem with it is that it's super cliquey, to the point that servers require an application for you to join.
Why would you ever want that? Imagine literally any other game asking that.
>wanna play batman arkham city? please fill this form so I can decide if you're a cool enough dudeFuck off, holy shit.
>>531224557so cake and dump or
>>531225497>My problem with it is that it's super cliqueySame, I'm not a giga retard and can socialize but I've been on someone's discord for example and just vibed too well. Their server owner took a liking to me and then I started get shit from the others because they were jealous.
>require an application for you to joinNot selling my soul or signing in blood for an autistic online biker club, kek
Yeah you sound alright, we're not joining a cult. They should be glad we LARP with these nerds and be friendly to them and maybe stick our faces into their serv every weekend.
I once was in a WoW guild and sheesh what controlling freaks those were
>bypass module setup
>garage door won't open unless you destroy the jammers
It's so tiresome.
Also, van dude's van can float.
thermals are fucking retarded
>>531201871I just happened to have played all three Mafias recently.
>>531227825no skill griefers eating 20 snacks from wheel to quickheal would disagree whilst spamming you with explosive rounds
*quits lobby after 3-0 wins when running out of vests and ammo*
>an error occurred while authenticating with rockstar games services
Why won't it stop saying this?
What is a muscle car in this game that would look good binbofied if I go bimbomode with my character?
>>531230645https://gtacars.net/?sort=price_mp&filter_race_class=msl
Buy a Vigero ZX Convertible HSW, so you actually can show of you body to other players
>>531230645>>531231319seconding
mine is pink with the tramp stamp livery
>>531234090>tramp stamp liveryreading these threads gives me bad ideas that feel so right
>use quick join
>host starts as soon as they can to trap you in their activity.
>get bad sport points if you quit at any point
Very gay, R*
>>531234729Bad sport points? Even if I would.. by mere chance pull my network cable?
House for sale, comes with free dog.
I finally got robbed. 30+ crates from my practically full warehouse because R* hasn't bothered to fix these glitched raids.
>>531236076Contact support. It's annoying but if it's the result of a glitch they will likely compensate you. I've for the most part never had issues with them when the cause for loss was on the games part.
>>531234729>quick join has been broken on enhanced and doesn't show the job name half the timeits always slush fund and they never want to drive
>>531174950"Ruiner" hoodie from LSCM has in fact the 928 silhouette
is there a quick way to get mk2 ammo?
>>531240879Send it away. Call it again.
>>531240879Do the mc trick on it
>>531241325>>531241621i mean for the mk2 weapons
>>531234729Then don't use quick join, babingus.
Are the days of heists and 2x series over? Nobody seems to join anything anymore.
>>531245507I try to join peoples setups but its very hard to get 4 people to stay in the lobby
>>531240879>>531241697Weapon workshop in a terrorbyte or MOC
can you kill animals in gtao EE?
>>531245816What happened? Is the game just dead?
>>531247101yes
>>531247178no. most people just prefer to make money alone
>>531247363....even pets?
>>531247519you mean cats and dogs? not sure. i know you can run cats over
>>531241697https://youtu.be/CgYG6JyMHE8
>>531245507For a long time I thought this on console until I learned that players are grouped into different sessions based on aim settings, and I had changed my setting to free aim at one point. When I switched back to the default aim setting (partial aim assist if I remember right) they were once again populated as ever. I learned that there are different perks to the different settings, certain kinds of players tend to flock to one or another. I don't KNOW for sure that this is your problem but it's worth considering. If you join someone with a different aim setting or somehow end of in a session with one, it will automatically change your aim setting (not including deadzones, sensitivity, or aim accelerations settings, to be clear, those are independant and won't change the servers you end up in so don't worry about them), so it could have happened without you even knowing.
>>531247178The game kind of inadvertantly disincentivizes co-op play, by virtue of the fact of co-operation being a problem with lack of communication (leading to wasted time) in heists, and in the case of other missions (take the Guzman heist) being a fraction of what the host makes (50,000 I think) despite that being a pay you could make solo a lot faster with a payphone hit (even in it's nerfed state), or a spare gun parts bunker sale, or a security contract, etc.
Rockstar does not know how you balance their game. If you got 180-200k for being a guest on the Guzman heist or something like that, more would probably join it because it would then have value in the greater context of things, but as it stands, if you care about making money at all (as the game abundantly incentivises by balancing everything about online around it) then it's not worth doing. That's also one of my main criticsims about this game.
>>531252282>and in the case of other missions (take the Guzman heist) being a fraction of what the host makes (50,000 I thinkExcuse me, the PAYMENT being a fraction, that is. I don't know why I forgot to use that word.
>>531247178its a ton of factors
contact missions tab is oversaturated
r* broke matchmaking like half a decade ago
freeroam activities pay more and are soloable
frustration with disconnects and retards
any session change has a non negligable risk of needing a restart because of connection bs
playerbase split with the upgrade
long answer short yes its dead
>>531253924>r* broke matchmaking like half a decade agoMore on this?
>>531254475https://youtu.be/8y5rRogUH4I
the game is unironically ramen and paper glue
>>531254586What a disaster. Rockstar is seriously inexcusably terrible. They've really tried to ruin their game in every conceivable way. The game should honestly be open source and non-proprietary at this point. Players would do infinitely better than rockstar. It's like rockstar doesn't even try.
>>531255191>Players would do infinitely better than rockstar.that was 5m and they bought it lol
>>531255346Yep. Could that be replicated again or has rockstar legally patched out all hope?
>>531255449i dont think theres any appetite to try with a dying platform
who knows how open 6 will be
>>531255570I don't even want to buy gta 6 to be honest, for a myriad of reasons. I'd like to see what could be done with it, but things on that level are basically babylonian, if not literally so. They will define the perameters, and they will continue to outsource to india or something by contracting them to make the content for the game resulting in the same disjointed tower of babel language gap lack of communication spagghetti code clustered mess we've seen with gta online.
I'm predicting MASSIVE problems in the game in the first year, on an inprecedented scale for rockstar standards, of at least cyberpunk 2077 proportions, and then they will "patch it up" with a pretty little bow, pretending it's fixed and they've had some kind of reform, but then it will be back to business gta 5 online style with years of gtatube complaining.
I pray I'm wrong and that my pessimism will become plesant surprise, but as it has been said "there's nothing new under the sun".
>>531254475I didn't watch the video the other anon posted, but a big reason GTA Online matchmaking is dead is because they changed the rules of who can receive and who can send invites.
You can see the difference by starting a contact mission from a invite only lobby versus a public lobby.
>starting mafia 2 story
>going back to vito's family apt
>EXTRA! EXTRA! MY BALLS ARE FREEZING!
LOL
>go into the apt building
>cat hisses at you and jumps out of the window
>comical crash noises
LMAO
Was Mafia 2 a comedy game this whole time?
I completely forgot about it.
>>531256305the only thing stopping 6online from being anthem tier is thats its r*
>>531257138I know, but with the precedent that's been set by gta online, and the apparently (and maybe I'm wrong, I don't know how it all works I'm just looking at the money they're allegedly spending and how ambitious it looks) unprecedented scale, there's more of a chance of something going wrong than any prior title. It's just conjecture though. I fear that something will be bad one way or another, like them making the game live service from the start, through and through, with even more brazen outwards greadiness. I think it takes a particular kind of good will for an industry like this, that a game like this doesn't end up being palpably greed driven. I don't think there's an in between when it comes to a company being for the players or for the money. The way I think it works, is the "in between" IS that they've made players and the experience and quality of the game the priority, because in a business the nature of it probably necessitates a fight against itself almost. Maybe that's dumb I don't know.
the op needs the crew entry instructions updated so that invites are accepted on the social club website because apparently if you accept the invite in game it deletes the invite
i really want to play rdo, but im afraid i might ruin myself the singleplayer because one day i wanna play it
what do, /rgg/?
>>531252282>>531254586Interesting. Thank you. I didn't know any of this. Kind of disheartening to hear, but that's Rockstar for you.
>>531256305At this point I'll only buy VI for the story. There are just too many issues with Online. I still play it, but the connectivity issues, the empty feeling of the sessions now, it's all starting to make singleplayer surpass Online.
But they patched out a dozen ways of wearing masks under helmets.
>>531256305It's not pessimism. They delayed the game and everyone thinks this is a good sign because R* cannot fail. Then again CDPR failed and I will never trust them again. They failed so hard that they will only do Unreal Engine 5.x games now since that saves them time to optimize for consoles..
>>531254586Lol this explains a lot!
>>531265308I didn't even accept it, just saw it ingame for a moment and it seemed to have been deleted.
Doesn't help that the notification you get on the website seems to redirect you to the wrong page to accept it.
>>531269013If you're worrying about getting used to quicker skinning and looting animations then I'm pretty sure there is a mod for that.
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>>531254586>he even made a flowchart for itNice.
So is there any way I could host, for example a short trip mission, and actually have the invites going out?
Am I getting it right that I should first host something like a race or soloable mission starting from a public lobby, set it to open matchmaking, run that race by myself(or maybe friend+crewmates), and then return to a public lobby and host the short trip.
>>531285345just be in a full lobby, set MM open and don't hit invite before the first 2 statements are true
I did it like this during halloween and got plenty of graveyard survival matches working. it were largely the same players until I went into a new lobby.
so in a sense it works but is broken because no matter what you do, the pool of players is limited to 30 peeps and some of your friends who may be online
>>531285345Go to a public session. Invite everyone in the session. If it doesn't work, switch to another session and try again.
>>531285345That's really gay that we have to do all this just to get some randoms in a mission. Fucking A, Rockstar.
This is necessary.
https://youtu.be/BI0vnLU93Qc
>>531184652I know most of the backstory but what is this bullshit about it being shut down? fivem is still up to this day and about 500k people rotate in and out of servers daily, it's thriving.
Also rockstar has been testing rome in secret with nopixel fags
>>531290740That was not the subject about the video. If you need a summary as tl;dr:
J* rather used divide and conquer tactics after they couldn't intimidate the inventor with private investigators and threats of suing.
They didn't really buy it out either, but made the devs split in two groups that hate each other. One group having low skill developers that syphon off code from the skilled ones.
You should really watch the video and not just jump through segments. It's clear you have skipped parts.
>>531074347it's completely outclassed by the dominator gtt now but at least they fixed the ridiculous overrevving
>>531291329I watched it months ago, it made me start playing fivem in the first place, lmao.
nothing I said was assumptions, fivem is still very much alive and it's very clear rockstar is using it as a datamine tool for R.O.M.E
a lot of things that are popular in fivem appeared in trailer 2 for GTA VI.
Even if the internal conflicts were scummy the original devs still made a massive impact on the future of GTA as a whole, we wouldn't be getting a UGC driven online for 6 if it wasn't for them and would be stuck with another shit tier GTAO.
>>531292054it was about bots and people jumping ship once ROME is available
you are attacking some argument the video didn't make
i often see this online that people hear something and then change the meaning of what was said
rewatch the ending, it's not dead, he says people love it. he said the end will come when there is the official version.
so I'm no angry but I really try to figure out what you think you heard. it's not there when I listen to the conclusion
>>531292054>a lot of things that are popular in fivem appeared in trailer 2 for GTA VIi missed it, what was in there?
>the original devs still made a massive impact on the future of GTA as a wholethat for sure by not backing down and showing the world what a game can be
>if it wasn't for them and would be stuck with another shit tier GTAOstill it must anger r* that giving the player fun options will make their gta+ less attractive
player created content better than the game would raise eyebrows what the fuck r* is doing
r* is doing NOTHING
>>531292348the video is old, just open your eyes and experience fivem and look around yourself.
>>531292954likewise lil lad
>>531292858it looks boring when i see streamers scroll through menus to roleplay. I don't want to have to manually spawn items to larp as emt and put a crashed patient on a stretcher with no animations to load him in my ambulance. it's all very barebones and neglects that making a good game is more than code and scripts. you need animators too.
>>531293169Some elements work better like cop radar and high speed chases to give speeding tickets.
There are operators that give you plates to scan for with the plate scanners on the roof.
Being a real EMT ingame and giving patients epinephrine probably is out of scope and only appeals 1% players.
>>531293634it would never work in pvp lobbies because griefing is too fun for some people
they will instantly attack you if they see you are having fun
>guys fivem is so good
>no screenshot in the last 10 threads using fivem
liars every single one of them
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>>531186980>>531290740>>531292348r* london's employment ad hinted dedicated servers which makes it almost certainly a paid gta+ feature. think of bethesda's experiment had paid mods. it's not gonna be made in india, they cannot code.
>>531252152i like them
this business sucks tho
i like them
this business is awful tho
>>531299110I don't think they will limit it to GTA+, it will obviously cost more to run your own servers just like fivem which has "tiers" higher tiers gives your server higher player slots, faster "streaming" of custom assets, voting rights etc.
Small chance they might require GTA+ just to connect since a lot of servers have monthly fees, some of the bigger servers that have 300+ players connected at all times literally cost up to 500 dollars a month which is insane and it baffles me to this day people line up for that shit
>>531297524why? most of the retards here are GTAO drones, we have had fivem content in the past but it's not fun sharing it when maybe 2% of the thread have even tried fivem.
>>531310124It's a shame how bad the bail bounty is, the pay is awful and 80% of the missions are in sandy shores or paleto.
Having to send the 2 workers manually is beyond stupid.
>>531312107NTA but isn't that their point? If FiveM was so good more actual content would get posted instead of this peripheral talk around it.
I'll be honest, I'm kinda over modded content, i'm hard to have fun when you could tweak every single annoyance out of existence... It's part of the reason GTAO itself is bad, because the game is too damn convenient, between cars that self-right themselves and infinite weapons with infinite ammo and instantly spawning cars/helis/jets... now you add FiveM and you don't even have to make money and you don't even have to play missions, everything is just a menu click away.
What's the fun? Pretending to be a strimmer and having arguments with cops who are mods one insult away from a power trip? No thank you.
>>531316618>i'm hard to have funit's hard, I'm hard but that's unrelated.
>>531240393Holy shit, it does look like it more than a Ruiner
>>531316618Not exactly, most people who like fivem are more mature while GTAO is a containment zone for retards.
Very different player bases between the two which is probably why GTAO is majority south american/chinese/indian/russian/third world mongrels.
>>530876209 (OP)best way to play planes multiplayer? open lobbies don't work well for me
>>531318369>most people who like fivem are more maturelol
fivem is leftover second life coomers and furries, who are also brown
>>531319819make sure to run your favorite heist for the 5000th, you definitely want to have enough GTA bucks to buy your GTAO mansion.
>>531318369Too many pedos and furries on fivem.
>>531320507where do you think you are right now
>>531320974I'm in my mid 30's, i'm just tired of 18-25 year olds trying to pick me up cause they think im 12.
reminder to buy the rapid gt classic this week
>>531316756>you are unable to have fun if you don't enjoy my kind of fun where you lick shit off the heel of my cop boots>>531316618>one insult away from a power triplove how he instantly made your point
>>531318369>people who like fivem are more matureReally?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNH-2KwUdVo
>GTAO is a containment zone for retardsbeats having fivem downs which is genetic
>>530877314I'm bored of the game and I grief occasionally but there's just nothing to do anymore.
>>530877314>I modded in about $400mstopped reading
get back to delivering my ubereats ranjeet
What was the 46MB patch downloaded today that need to restart and change Steam just to get the game to boot up?
>>531346137I think it was just the R* launcher client update.
>>531338367I'm just tired of the 1/3 chance of the infinite black loading screen when I do anything that involves me "leaving" free roam.
>>531346137https://x.com/TezFunz2/status/1945069194648662055
It was meaningful for few people
>>530877314I'm in partial retirement ingame. Rn I'm only getting a blast out of this combo: Anything 12 mins or less and paying ~300k.
https://youtu.be/ZOeYk6HnuTc?feature=shared&t=23
If you see me playing GTA 6 online clip me.
>>531349757>fixing acid lab bugs years laterok rockstar
>>531334806>cheeto headbased and more entertaining than anyone in this thread
>>531349757this looks like a gay asian man
>>531358716Someone's projector is running strong today.
to think gta 6 comes out in less than 12 months (assuming it doesn't get delayed to Fall kek)
and assuming the rumors are true that gta 6 online will be ready day 1
will you guys finish the gta 6 campaign before touching the multiplayer?
>>531366590rockstar has never issued a delay after giving a hard date
I also think 6 online will have at least a 1 month grace period between singleplayer launch and MP.
turns out the long fin can actually turn if you hold r1
I need to learn how to take better screenshots.
I mean they're not bad, just not the most interesting.
>>530877314I've been effectively restarting on PC and working my way back up. Lots of businesses to buy still, as well as upgrade. I mainly just want to get some good cars for races and then get planes weaponized vevhicles. Feels kind of annoying doing it all again. It's a lot of hours of grinding.
>>531356137lol. at least they fixed it at all, I guess
>>531383202Unfortunately I don't think they have. There was this bug I reported to them a while ago where I couldn't enter my acid lab when an organization event (for example, stand your ground) was going. They investigates and escalated my ticket to the level of "proper review" or something along the lines of that (that's what they do when they can see there's a real bug problem), it gets marked as resolved, then an update later I run into it again.
There's also a whole new issue I've had for months where Mutt seems to take a LOT longer to get acid supplies when I pay for it, it almost seems like it bugs the session I purchase it in, such that it doesn't activate whatever timer is supposed to go. I haven't really tracked it so I'm not sure but it feels way off.
>>531384970>There was this bug I reported to them a while ago where I couldn't enter my acid lab when an organization event (for example, stand your ground) was goingthis happens to pretty much every property
you just have to change session
>>531386023I remember it also happenning with the agency once. Anything entered with a blue corona, but I thought that was fixed.
>>531384970Well they've never managed to fix the infinite ammo glitch and it's been nearly ten years at this point, so you can't trust them too much.
>>531374428Don't you hate when you drop something inside the car? It can be so hard to reach...
You ARE going to larp as Michael Westen when GTA VI Online comes out, right anons?
Whoever used to own this car, may have been accident prone.
Had time to kill.
Imagine my surprise, that it was even possible.
You know how it is, when you spend a bunch of time inside one of your properties, and you go outside, and suddenly all your associates are calling you about warehouses being full and things needing your attention. As if they didn't know, the whole point of the the entire crime empire was to collect PRB merch.
>>531412435>>531412613I just noticed today that I had these machines in my arcade. What do you even do with the plushies when you win them? Where do they go?
>>531413883They show up in your arcade office on the desk. I think they are supposed also become available in the penthouse decorations, but I haven't gone to check yet.
>>531316618>80% of the missions are in sandy shores or paletoThe trick is learning which are the "rich woman" bounties is since they can only send you to the mansions in the city, which is a small drive if you're in the del perro or downtonwn vinewood location, so then you can get them done in like 5 minutes at which point the pay is alright.
Basically all other standard bounties are liable to be massive wastes of time, having at least one variation that sends you to paleto bay.
>>530876209 (OP)>The game is unable to communicate with Rockstar game services What the hell am I doing wrong
>social club is now gone
rockstar maybe gearing up for social club v2.0 for VI?
>start GTA 5/online
>select production speed event to hopefully be dropped at my weed farm
>get stuck in a 10min loading screen
That'll teach me to start online in anything but private lobbies, at least I can alt+f4 to get a closing prompt and don't need to forcer quit.
>>531372073All boats do that since 2014
>>531435756for me since the PS3 days I always went into story mode first then into online.
that always felt like it loaded the fastest with basically no loading screen loop
>>531442694if you didn't buy singleplayer a third time you have to go straight into public
>>531447929Oh shit they really did it!
>>531447929>>531448147socialcub.rockstargames.com/YOUR_USERNAME
Should still work
>>531449107https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/YOURNAME/games worked for me
>>531449107>>531449945Is this proof that Rockstar actually is going to give up on Online and focus on pushing VI?
>>531406925>LARPing in a video gamePendantry aside, it's a beach city so I'll have to do my fair share of slow motion running.
>>531460128it really do be like that every time
finally got myself a sultan classic so i can stop using that nigress's ride
>>531460128>park the car in there>game decides to put it in the other car park
>>531461904it's a cop or npc who is taking the car from your spot and driving it on their own, it happens to me nearly every time
>>531460128>singleplayer>park the getaway car anywhere in the city>online>park in this exact spotThey have the tools but they refuse to use it.
>Do bunker delivery in the Phantom Wedge
>Some guy in a Raiju starts following me
>Get out and hit him with the railgun
>Nothing happens, he flies away
>Get back in the truck, GTAO intro starts
>Like the full video intro with the title card
>Arrive in LS with Lamar, my character is invisible
>Still got the cops from the delivery mission, car gets shot to shit while Lamar just drives
>Arrive at parking lot next to Eclipse Blvd garage
>Can't enter garage while selling weapons
>What.jpeg
>Fly back to where I left the truck, it's still there
>No marker on the map anymore
>Knew where to go, deliver truck
>Sale succesful
What a ride
>>531467914kek shouldve recorded it
>>531468180I should have, didn't think of it, but I managed to take some screenshots
The gun he gave me was floating around
>>531467914wait the intro is lamar now? i thought it was travor
>>531470190I had completely memoryholed the entire intro so I would't know
>>531472342oh no wait... that's the old one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDIPhqi9H90
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIvhwRx0jRM
what the hell
Boy is it good to be able to skip this cutscene now.
>>531474283The best one I saw was Big Ol Boobies, when they would activate Out of Sight.
>>531467914Modder forcing it, or Rockstar's spaghetti code having a meltdown? YOU DECIDE!
>>531479824I was convinced the guy in the Raiju was the modder but then I could just complete the sale so I'm not sure anymore
>>531477671I like to use dumb names like these and then go after other players so that they see it.
Going to do some grinds then cry myself to sleep https://youtu.be/BMOlZtpANa0
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>>531490194really shoving that money fronts shit all month when it can be tier 4'd in like a day
>>531490194ehh might pick up an annihilator
>>531492298do you know if it has the rappel rope thing? or does only its stealth variant have that
>>531490194WHEN AM I GETTING CAYO OR ATT-16 ASSAULT BACK YOU R* MOFOS
>>531492826What was the point of them even removing it
>>531490194>Podium Vehicle: Grotti FuriaDoes it at least have a unique livery? Or is it another fast vehicle that I could lag switch repeatedly until I win the spin, put it in one of a dozen garages, and never drive again?
>>531492298You can steal them often enough to not warrant buying one, same with the Lazer. I can't remember the last time I flew my actual personal Lazer instead of lifting one from Zancudo. Don't waste money on the annihilator.
>>53149279Even though it doesn't have the rappel bar, apparently you can.
https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1gflawu/i_had_no_clue_this_was_possible/
>>531492298You've got about a year left to enjoy your money, so may as well buy anything and everything.
It does have kinda the same problem as most of the aircraft. Namely that you have to go fetch it after it spawns somewhere. It's why everyone owns their own fleet of devastating war machines, but still flies around in sparrows.
>>531494734J* won't turn Online off until:
1) VI Online is out on PC
and
2) a significant player base is on VI Online and spending money
You've got 3-5 years left to enjoy your money. Which is also why J* doesn't release anything big.
I'm starting to feel like story mode with a select few mods has overtaken online.
>>531497063Story mode was always better than online. Nobody playing story mode would care about touching businesses until they ran out of real missions. The problem is that we've already played that game over and over and it has nothing else left to offer.
How many new GTA games would exist if Rockstar wasn't spending their effort on Online for so many years?
>>531500049honestly I doubt GTA would be as popular as it is today if they never did the pseudo mmo online thing with gtao
a lot of zoomers growing up had GTAO as their first significant mmo experience
>>531450397nah they're obviously making a new online platform, they recently had job openings for a VI mobile app.
Have to remember VI has a massive social media presence in the game, I'm assuming we will have some sort of tiktok/instagram tier social club V2 interface in the future.
>>531501949>first social club is a ripoff of Facebook >second social club is a ripoff of tiktok Genius
>>531501629I stopped playing in 2019 and started playing again in June. What did I miss that made the game so popular? It seems like the same old game right now.
>>531502350It's exciting waiting to see how open and free VI online will be but I dread the monetization, there's no way rockstar won't try to nickle and dime it to death.
I still suspect VI online might literally require GTA+ just to access it, imagine a playerbase that reaches 10 million plus all paying a monthly sub.
GTA+ to access and still have a cash shop within the game.
>>531497063Unless "select mods" is the entirety of GTAO being playable offline, then no, you're wrong.
I don't care about eating and pulling NPCs over in a cop car, GTA mods are garbage.
>>531502867It basically is but for some reason the younger generations just absolutely love the shit out of GTAO.
FiveM also became really stable and more complete around 2019 so there's that too.
>>531501629Nah. People only give GTAO a chance at all, because GTA has been popular since GTA3.
>>531490194>2X GTA$ and RP>Mr. Faber WorkRemind me, was any of them fast enough that it could justify playing them? iirc none of them paid over 30k for what could take like 15 minutes.
Either way thinking I'll pick up the Draugur and Rogue.
>All removed at Simeon'sAny of them something to look at? Mostly eyeing the wolfsbane for my chopper garage, but I would have to toss another out for it.
>>531497063i'd rather play any other gta offline than 5
>>531505268Most of them can be done pretty fast. There is an especially slow mission that involves following a truck.
>>531493636someone at headquarters got upset these modes were popular and didn't want people having fun
6 online better have goth loli outfits
>>531509186the aircraft carrier business battle would bring the framerate down into the single digits on old gen, and they don't want to have actual content available on new gen systems that isn't on old.
>>531509618I don't ask for much, all I need is high cut bodysuits and cool helmets.
>>531507226yeah after playing 3, vice city, and now I'm about 80% through SA, they're all so much better than 5 it's insane.
5 was a massive downgrade in the gameplay and story department
>>531507226>>531517757I can play GTA 5 single player in 2025 and still enjoy myself and not feel like it's super dated
I can play GTA 4 single player in 2025 and still enjoy myself and while it feels dated, it's not too jarring.
I can't play any GTA older than that without having to put on nostalgia blinders first and play it with a big dose of context and patience. It's somewhat fun if you can harken back to your memories playing it when it first came out, but they're just not particularly good games to play outside of that setting and I wouldn't enjoy trying just to sit down randomly and playing the older games.
You do you, but for me I could pour a few hours into GTA5 single player easily, i'd struggle to play the older GTAs for more than 30 minutes.
>>5315183163 and vice city were pretty rough but san andreas isn't too bad but I'm also playing san andreas on PC with all of the bell and whistle fan patch/mods to make it the "best version"
3 was definitely the worse, but outside of first person aiming being unbearable in vice city I really enjoyed VC.
>>531518316I do not feel this way. about the only genuinely fucky thing about the older GTAs to me is the shooting mechanics (L1/Circle for shoot is silly) but honestly I'm kinda sick of modern games all having the same control scheme so it's nice to play with something different. Maybe it's because of the thousands of hours I put into the PS2 games, but I honestly prefer using face buttons for stuff like sprinting and jumping; I still haven't fully adapted to modern games using stuff like the triggers or toggles for that stuff even though it's been the norm for 15+ years. playing San Andreas is like slipping my hand into a well-worn baseball mitt.
Is VI in the same universe as Vice City?
>>531521029No
VC is 3D universe, VI is HD universe.
>>531490194>-2X GTA$ and RP>Mr. Faber WorkFrickin finally, I've been waiting for this for a month. Time to complete the tier 4 challenge
Absolute dog doodoo otherwise though :(
>>531522386Faber's been on 2x for the last month
>>531522702No it hasn't idiot
>>531522702Faber work is SHITE
>>531522879Are you stupid, or just retarded?
>>531522879I consider anything to do with car wash Faber's work.
>>531523434>I consider [things that are not X] to be [X]
>>531523870>start money laundering>get called by Faber>start weed delivery>get called by Faber>start helitours>get called by Faberif this isn't working for Faber then I don't know what is
i like the skyscraper weapons missions in cayo prep. the merryweather HQ one pisses me off
>>531523257Look up the bonuses for the last few weeks, cocksucker. Show me where it says "Mr. Faber Work"
>>531524096Do you pay taxes? Then you're working for the government. But are you a government worker?
Also Raf is the one calling you, dipshit
>>531526819Raf and Faber are one and the same individual.
>>531521461Kek is this seriously their excuse so they don't have to try to have connections between the two games
i wonder who came up with the idea to make police wear a jewish star
>>531527613Buck broken society
>>531527513There are 3 distinct universes in GTA games, 2D, 3D, and HD.
2D is GTA/GTA2
3D is GTA3/Vice City/San Andreas/Liberty City Stories/VC Stories
HD is GTA4/GTA5/GTA6
>>531527741>>531527613it's a hexagram (and not all sheriff's stars are six-pointed; my county has five). Jews didn't adopt the star of David as a unifying cultural symbol until the 20th century, long after they had become common with police badges.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexagram
>>531527613Is dis a serius question rn
>>531528496Nothing said by anyone ranting about da joos should be taken seriously.
>>531528320if I were to put money on the inspiration, it would probably be Freemasonry, due to the historical importance of Freemasonry on American political philosophy. The Freemasons use the hexagram a lot to reference King Solomon of the Bible.
>>531527513I mean they have a phil cassidy cameo in VI, it's either alternate universe phil or maybe it will be his son
I'm going to immediately see if vercetti mansion is in the game day 1 of VI
Oceanic View is already confirmed in, so maybe malibu etc will be too.
Also it's obvious the murica flag swimsuits are a throw back to candy suxx
>>531528727Celebrities, politicians, DJs, place names, brands/companies, are all somewhat consistent throughout the 3 universes.
>>531528727>>531528928you're overthinking it. they make broad stroke references as a wink and nudge to the audience but nothing actually relevant to the worldbuilding. Tommy Vercetti and the events of VC did not happen in 6.
>>531528928It will be weird with this being the first game without lazlow, it's not anything major but I've grown hearing him at some point in every single GTA.
>>531529354I mean everything I posted is already confirmed in VI besides the vercetti mansion.
>>531529785>everything I posted is already confirmedWhich in no way implies the story events of VC will in anyway be represented in 6.
Canonically, they didn't happen.
>>531529898I never said that though.
>>531527189"I was only PRETENDING to be retarded"
There's no winning this for you. You're either stupid or you're an idiot. Go to the GTA wiki and learn something. Goodbye
>>531527513It's been that way since forever. That's why there are vague references to SA in 5 but it doesn't directly name CJ or anything like that
>>531529785a dude that looks like Phil Cassidy is not Phil Cassidy. Phil would be closing in on 70 in 2025 or whenever the game is set, not to mention the fact he should be missing an arm. It's clearly a commercial from the in-game TV, there's a very good chance that guy only appears for 2 seconds in that specific commercial and nowhere else in the game. basically like Jack Howitzer in 5; a broad-strokes reference to the 3D universe but functionally a separate guy. Low-IQs have been fantasising about CJ and Tommy making a triumphant return since the prerelease runup for GTA4, despite the fact R* were VERY clear that the PS2 games exist in a separate continuity. They're not coming back, you've had 20 years to understand this.
>but wouldn't it be cool?no. it's MCU capeslop crossover bullshit worldbuilding. the events of the 3D era games did not happen in the HD era, end of discussion.
>>531530954Yes this is why I said it's either alternate universe phil or his son, DUH!
damn little lad
>>531531117he has no relation to Phil at all. it's just a guy that looks like him as a reference. There's a difference between "a guy who looks like Phil" and "a guy who literally is Phil ('s relative)".
>>531531550I mean, it's def Phil.
Just not confirmed to be the SAME version of Phil.
>>531531693could be Phil Johnson. you're inferring what you want it to be.
>>531532018We already know celebrities and media personalities can stay consistent throughout the universes, I don't see how it's so wild to you that this is the same phil, just not the same EXACT version of phil.
>>531532202because the only ones that crossed over were radio personalities who make no reference to their existence in the previous continuity. The closest it got was Lazlow being a story character in 5, which itself was flying dangerously close to the sun even though he did not exist as a physical character in the old games. having Phil literally exist as an interactable character is a step beyond that.
>>531532584>flying dangerously close to the sunlol for who?
Your fragile sense of what's "right" and "allowed" in GTA universes?
>>531532202he's retarded for some reason, gta V might be the only GTA he has ever played.
>>530876209 (OP)Does anyone else enjoy just harassing and blowing up mules? I love that they literally just leave the session after a few shots of heavy revolver MK II blows up their shit.
>>531532717the creators of the series who definitively said the 3D and HD universes are separate continuities.
>>531532934so, have you been sufficiently vibe-checked or would you like to try again?
>>531537170>greatest hits>doesn't own the originalsposer be gone
>>531537536>you didn't play them>w-well you did, but not at launch so it doesn't count
>>531537170>the creators of the series who definitively said the 3D and HD universes are separate continuities.Lol
lmao even
oh now you think your interpretation of THEIR game is somehow a firm line in the sand they simply CAN'T cross?
get over yourself.
>>531537915https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/51974aa3a99a59/grand-theft-auto-iii-your-questions-answered-part-one-claude-dar.html
>...so it felt appropriate that he should cross โuniversesโ โ the โuniversesโ are the worlds interpreted at different definitions, 2d, 3d and high definition, so we felt brands and radio / back ground characters would exist in both, but 3 dimensional characters would not. This is the logic (as far as it could be considered logical) behind it โ so no, we donโt believe any GTA3 characters could exist in the GTA4 universe.why mouth off on shit you haven't researched?
>>531538508Oh wow, a facebook post by a nameless rockstar social media employee who probably doesn't even work for the company anymore.
You're right, that's basically codified law at this point.
They BETTER not break their total forrealz foreverpromise they made in a facebook post!
>>531538694>they didn't say that, that's your headcanon>w-well they did, but we don't know who specifically said it so it doesn't countcareful you don't put your back out, friend
>>531537915>>531538694Why the fuck are you so invested in your retarded "theory"?
>>531539119I'm just saying your definition of what "too far" is, isn't some universal truth rockstar has set in stone.
Stop being a delusional retard
>>531538694oh, and for the final bitch slap, here's a quote from Dan Houser himself
>...The move to HD created a schism in this fictional universe, rendering CJ, Toni and co, as mythical characters from a bygone era...https://www.theguardian.com/technology/gamesblog/2012/nov/12/grand-theft-auto-v-preview-gta-5
you may now leave my presence with your tail between your legs.
>>531539447You mean the guy who doesn't work at rockstar anymore?
Yeah I'm sure they're super concerned about his vision.
>>531539563>they've done it before>w-well they didn't but that doesn't mean they're opposed to it>w-well that's just some guy saying it, that's not official>t-the maiin writer for every GTA doesn't count either, they could pull a total 180ยฐ because I said sokek, now who's inventing shit to justify his argument
>>531540031Literally you
All i'm saying is you have no fucking clue what is or isn't "too far" for them.
You're the only faggot drawing a line in the sand claiming they "cant" go further than that.
Dumbass.
>>531540192>directly quoting the creator of the series is headcanon>wishlisting is fact
>>531540720>tranime postingyou lost laddie
>>531540820>tourist posting Opinion(s) permanently discarded
>>531522386If you still need those checkboxes, may as well get paid slightly better while you do. It's probably a single day of playtime if anyone has their act together. I do remember some irritating glitches with the stealth mechanic in the junkyard, but in theory there are ways around that.
>>531538694Okay buddy
List characters that have been in at least two of the allegedly singular 2d, 3d, and HD universes besides radio/tv personalities
>>531454267>>531509618>>531513672the autogynephilia is strong this week
>>530876209 (OP)So I figured out what was fucking up my connection to gta online and it was the firewall all along
I still have billions of dollars saved up and decided to do the first six acid dose missions and got the sub upgraded and shit and man they really made this game a chore simulator even years later
You're telling me people spend millions of dollars on properties and businesses so they can run around and do chores for nerfed rewards?
What's the best way to make money?
Heard it was nerfed Cayo perico, acid, agency, and the club/old business crate shit
Grinding money seems pointless when the rumored mansion update isn't even out yet and even then that shit will probably also be reused content
>>53157016910 years of GTA cost me 377 million GTA$ and I still have 100 million stashed for the last DLC. How are other people than us always broke? They must buy every car and sell it at a loss big brain time..
>>531570169>What's the best way to make money?not spending it
will Money front 1.5 let me be trucker, buy trucks, own trucks, store trucks, customize trucks, work with trucks?
if it keeps going this way /gtag/ will die before summer ends
And IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT JUDENSTAR!
>>531574271its actually weird that they've never cobbled together a trucking business
the one time people beg to drive a slow vehicle from one end of the map to the next and they refuse
>beat a time trial
>"transaction failed"
>bye-bye 200k
t-thanks rockstar
>>531526597when you get merryweather hq change into a new session
>>531583294trucking business should def be in the game
also surprised fishing isn't in by now
>HSW time trial isn't 2x, only the normal one
How stingy of you, R*.
this is the only thing i drive lately, it handles so well over all. i highly recommend it
>>531583763i tried that but i keep getting it lol
>>531593160yeah sometimes that happens. my record is 7 times in a row
>>531593325well if it works ill do it until i get the skyscraper one. good to know lol
>>531583602Send a support ticket
>>531593468yea its fuck up. there 4 possible destinations 3 of them are skyscrapers, penis building, schlong sacks and 707 vespussy. but for some reason there is a 60% change you'll get merryweather, which takes 2 times longer than the others
>>531583175GTAG has died in the past and it's still here now.
>>531583602>>531593564Half the time I get the money automatically in my bank account the next time I log in.
I heard this guy was haunted or bugged when gtavonline first came out
>>531597808the mechanic? yea, it was rare he would just drop the car and leave. most of the time he would act like a normal npc
>>531565305My bad, I forgot to take my homeopathic medicine and I've been slacking going to my chiropractic doctor, I guess I was hoping the acupuncture was enough to keep the AGP at bay...
Stop believing in fake science.
What were/are the conditions to unlock the ??? T-shirt?
>>531604206abduction last year or all ufos photographed I think
>>531593857This, a while back someone posted a few of these of the old general folks.
People come and go, it happens.
>>531604206I think it was photograph some of the UFOs ?
Definitely not all of them, because I had the shirt on first go round and I only caught all 13 UFOs on the 2nd run.
Either way, its a halloween thing, so you can't get now anyway.
>>531604631who is this cutie
>>531604631>>531604532>>531604206I think the shirt may have had to do with when the aliens sent you to the laboratory.
I wonder if they will add another chapter this year. Maybe the door puzzle will lead deeper into the lab instead of just to the surface.
>>531076754>comp sci guy here>>531604631>>531593081that's a lot of trvvnfvel
>>531608730I miss him, he was derpy af
How do you join crews now if R* social club doesn't exist
>>531617989I think they can send you an invite, but yeah, that's not ideal.
>>531617989crew page still works, you can still edit and stuff
>https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/your_name_here/crews
how the fuck do people put lowrider wheel on airplanes?
>>531622274Either they know a glitch, or used to know a glitch, or they have mod menus, or know someone with a mod menu.
I wish Rockstar would lighten up on the limits, and just allow extra vehicle options. There is no logical reason why Benny wouldn't sell wheels to anyone with cash, regardless of what car they plan to put it on.
>>531622623The spaghetti code won't allow easy modifications like that.
$10M from my goal for the mansion update.
Though I'll probably aim for ~$120M to have some buffer.
What's your usual time trial car of choice?
>>531628001I typically neglect to do it at all.
>>531628001Hachoochie-coo Drag
>>531629352It's 5-10 minutes of effort per week for ~$1.4M per month of income.
Ez money.
>>531623630There's no mansion update.
>>531634958Why would they recently add ~4 minutes of audio files pertaining to the mansion update if they weren't going to use them for a mansion update?
>>531623630>last few businesses were around 2 million>oppressor with full upgrades is 16 M>shitty cop bike is 4 M>MANSIONS WILL COST 120 Mpeople will hype themselves as they did when Cyberpunk released only to be crushed by disappointment
>>531638436My thinking is they'll likely be $10-25M, but if they DO happen to have $50M or $100M options I want to have the money for it.
>>531638436if mansions cost that much they better come with a 20 mil heist and a naked maid that gives blowjobs on command
>>531638796>a naked maid that gives blowjobs on commandgta plus exclusive only
>>531638652it will be like franklin's mansion at best and the only things they can add are pets from rdr online
maybe a torture room to grief other online players in it
>>531638436Hey I'm all set, you had a decade to make money.
>>531639982spending it all on MILFs, unc
>>531635158People have been saying we would get mansions since 2016...
>>531640192It's me, I'm the MILF.
in the clucking bell farm raid, why do we steal a train? whats it even for?
>>531640413explain the deluxo and oppressor being there then and the casino
>>531640531Train is for delivering the crate inside the chicken farm.
>>531640531it only makes sense if you do it in stealth mode. but i also don't know why we sabotage the delivery trucks
>>531640531it's there for immersion anon
>>531640734ludonarrative correct explanation
>>531639327>a torture room to grief other online players in itPlease God
>>531640460Not with those tiny lil sad tiddies you ain't
>>531640460more like a TROON with those line backer shoulders and deformed body
>>531641927They still bring all the boys to the yard.
>>531629490On one hand, 1.4 mil is good money. On the other hand, I think I made around that much yesterday passively while I wasted my time fighting the claw machine.
>>531645407Fair enough, I enjoy a bit of variety and 5-10 mins of driving every week is a nice change of pace.
Wait how much do hsw time trials pay? And one's usually doubled every week?
>>531646402They pay around 250k.
No.
>>531646402For the weekly car time trials there is $250k for HSW and $100k for normal. Weekly bonuses are rare, but I think it's 2x for the normal time trial right now.
Then there are daily RC bandito and Inductor bike time trials which give $50k each.
All together if you do them weekly/daily it's $1.4M for the weeklies and ~$3M for the dailies per month, assuming no bonuses.
>>531599902Thatโs funny, I love gta lore
>>531642238Call em on it !
>>531651732It would be, except that's not the mechanic.
>>531651173Isn't HSW console only?
>>531659316No, HSW has been on PC enhanced since it launched in March.
>>531659470>>531659316I wish there was more HSW vehicles
>>531663395I just want a bike that isn't the ugly ass hachicoocoo drag.
>>531574271>>531583294no trucking business, no personal boats, no real vigilante/ambulance/helitack/firebomber sidemissions. all kids of real obvious stuff they skipped out on.
>>531663395I wish special upgrades like HSW, jumping cars and lock-on jammer were more generalized in the applicability.
Like I get why an armored Kuruma getting anto lock-on could be disallowed, but why can't I make my open wheel car go faster, or make my JB700 jump?
>>531663395i wish there were more sultan variants
How do I get into gtao if I dont have 20 hours a week to dedicate to grinding businesses and heists?
>>531684747Grind what you can.
It adds up, the key is keeping up with it regularly.
I've only been doing ~7-10 hours per week the last 5-6 months and I've still probably made ~$20-25M in that time.
Obviously you won't be able to purchase EVERYTHING unless you grind like hell all the time.
>>531679035a 5 door hatchback version would be cool
not a whole lot of those in game that aren't just suvs
3 days.
Was it worth it? No.
Will I keep going for others? Probably.
>>531688025Leave it to R* to make a claw machine that's worse than the IRL ones.
Didn't take super long, compared to others.
>>531688158I'm not sure about that. I doubt very may real ones are winnable at all, even with copious effort.
>>531684747Easiest way? A friend willing to throw some big cuts off some heists your way, or really just help you out in general.
Better question, why do you want to get into gtao less than one year before GTA6 comes out?
>>531684747If you don't have the time to treat it like a second job then you need to use mods.
>>531684747Don't worry about getting rich.
Buy yourself a Duke-O-Death and live in it.
Spam the contact missions. Simeon's. Gerald. Etc...
When you get phone invites to events, accept them all. Just may as well join everything. Maybe you'll be good at it or maybe you'll be bad, but just say yes to every invite.
>>531593564for 200k of fake money? come on man
>>531694335What about the time that was wasted trying to get that fake money?
>>531695001>wasted my time worth nothing
>>530966951i want to touch her.
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>>531695696Same but specifically here.
>>531700548unf, imagine the smell.
>>531343101>ubereatsHave fun eating jeet spit and drinking jeet piss. Anyone who has their food delivered by immigrants deserves no less.
>>531651173Oh man I've been missing out on some EZ cash
>>531684747Buy lots of shark cards :) But it's not fun unless you have friends to play with
>>531684747hot take: join heist setups
I've gotten invited to quite a few and nowadays everyone seems to give 25% cuts
i quickjoin old heists sometimes for fun
helping newbs do trash truck setup is just comfy
>>530876209 (OP)What's going in with the infinite black loading screen bug? I haven't been able to play the game for a couple of weeks now because of it and it keeps happening frequently.
>>531719770it happens to me when i enter my auto shop or my arcade
>>531701081Like a day old tuna packet left in the Arizona sun in July
>>531720714>>531719770Mine completely prevents me from doing Cayo. Anyone else? Any time anyone tries to launch any of the setups or anything from the sub, I just black out and load forever.
Every. Single. Time.
>>531722438that's what fighting bad guys all day and replacing showering with swimming in los santos waters will do to you.
>>531722905>>531719770try doing it in a invite only session
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>>531723701Yeah... sure...
rdr
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>>531725134>is rdo worth playingNot to me, that's why I don't play it.
But you can customize your guns and you can twirl them around and ride horses.
If that's all you need, you're set.
>>531716859trash truck is top 5 worst because the trash guys are usually retarded and the truck driver never knows to reverse close to the bags
as bad as convoy and probably only beaten by deliver emp
>>531729096the best is the final stop at the gas station and they'll always park the truck right next to a pump then it gets blown to bits from gunfire seconds later
>>531734546desu I get out and torch the pumps before everyone is out since ff is off
How many Anon's are in these threads?
https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0k6wvGgo
Console pvp in a nutshell.
>>531738472Last night I watched four zoomers flood the chat with unintelligible ebonics in fits of rage as they sloppily attempted to kill each other. This went on literally the entire time I was in the session.
>>531716859I used to really enjoy doing this but nobody does heists anymore so I spend most of time in free roam just griefing.
how do i get that fancy garage with an elevator in the middle?
>>531742641The office garage?
>>531742703oh i didnt know i could by garages for my office
>>531742923Yeah, all 4 of the offices offer a garage with that central elevator.
When you click on the bubble for the office there should be a 2nd bubble that pops up next to it for the garage.
What do they post about on the GTA subreddit?
>>531740910Yeah it's aids. It's almost headache inducing even if funny at times. There are people that kill you than immediately start flexing, using the cheap tactics they learned like teleporting to their facility. It's kinda funny when it happens though, because the very moment they start flexing, they put themselves on your terf, so it's really easy to make them start coping. When they are trying to get a desired response from you they are actually looking for your approval. I had one funny interaction where this happened, and he kept sending NPCs after me. He eventually told me I couldn't speak english while spelling words wrong, which I pointed out, and he couldn't cope at that point.
>>531743743If they get too annoying I just kill them until they disconnect.
>>531744539When it's a facility coper you can really do that, their whole point is hit and run then effectively go invincible for the duration, and at that point the battleground changes from gameplay to rhetoric. It is kinda fun playing the little over the internet asserting your dominance game, gay as it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_QmvZRS85U
>>531744539Only rational players disconnect. Irritants fetch increasingly outlandish vehicles to shoot from.
>>531743743>>531744904>>531745494Smh u ain't never slid on tha opps b4
>>531738472if someone attacks me nowadays I just kill them and session swap
hold that L permanently my guy
>>531746058I do this too. Minigun them right off their Oppressor MkII, blow it up, immediately swap session so they're stuck seething.
>>531745940I have from tiem 2 tiem.
>>531746058Depends who you are dealing with. The winning game is ultimately to not let yourself be remotely bothered by them, and sometimes you just have to take the hammering and make the best of it.
anyone else find it supremely satisfying to thump cops and other NPCs with the precision rifle
>>531746760For me it's the marksman rifle mk2.
>>531746385>Depends who you are dealing withI dont let them outclassed me. if someone is going to be cheap and try and stalk in an oppressor or something like that then I just pop passive and drive off. the only pvpers left are low skill opportunists
remind me to wear something a bit more proper for the money laundering mission next time.
i'm surprised rockstar made our new business partner actually pleasant to be around.
>>531747458True. If you've ever tried pvp maxxing though, you realize you have to greif to get a feel for it. Every try hard goes through low hanging fruit opponents first. That's effectively them sharpening their blades.
>>531752195i have to mute the game when i do auto shop contracts, sessanta's voice genuinely makes me racist
>>531752848I've got $90M in the bank, i'll be fine.
>>531752662the fuck youre buying?
>>531752848forgot pic lmao
>>531752935>the fuck youre buying?Most vehicles released and every piece of property and businesses.
I've not even come close to buying everything though.
should i just rubberband my controller and let the nightclub warehouse fill up over night?
>>531753956you can do the afk taxi trick
>>531755348That was patched over a year ago...
HOLY SHIT THE TOREADOR ABSOLUTELY FUCKS ON OPPRESSORFAGS DOESNT IT??!?
I JUST BOUGHT ONE AND IVE STEAMROLLED EVERY FUCK IN THE SESH
>>531758306yea there is even a gta+ livery that has oppressor kill marks on it
>>531759173>>531758306forgot the add the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r51DJERfgdk
>>531759173That's awesome. I'm tempted to buy GTA+ just for that.
Huh, if you bail out of the raiju from extreme altitude while in VTOL mode there is a good chance it will land itself safely.
Someone missiled me at the world ceiling while i was hovering, i bailed out and during my freefall the raiju managed to land back on the ground mostly unharmed and I was able to parachute back to it and take off again back to my hangar for repair
>>531759173>gta+ liveryhuh?
Wasn't that just a log-in bonus?
I'm pretty sure I have it.
>>531762538the wiki says it was from a gta+ event in june 2022
>>531763305Never mind, it looks ugly.
If I collect a FOMO thing, it comes back later.
If i miss a FOMO thing, it never returns.
How does Rockstar know?
why these niggas tryn buy me?
>>531766693Anon you already work for the massa.
for some reason my LS photography mission hasnt reset from yesterday, what gives?
>>531765870What FOMO thing hasn't actually come back years later? All the "limited" and unique stuff I have has been publicly released in the last 2-3 years.
>>531766843im already broken, what he want?
>>531767080He wants you to conduct laborious and repetitive tasks, until you just stop playing. Supposedly some hero named... Cherax... is out there putting a stop to the massa's evil deeds.
>>531767403we was cayo perico an shiet
>>531765870>>531767006the true secret to mastering over FOMO is to only collect FOMO you actually like.
I use to be super autistic about fomo shit in WoW and eventually I stopped and only went for say an actual elite pvp set I like for my main class and not try to collect them all.
Way less stressful and you don't waste nearly as much time.
I don't play WoW anymore but I do this in every game now, if I see the "monthly" event items look like shit I don't bother, if the twitch drops look retarded I also don't bother.
only collect what you actually truly like and will use otherwise you just end up in a massive inventory of FOMO garbage you ignore and it's never rare cause ton of dumb fucks are slaves to fomo so everyone has the fomo garbage anyway.
>>531769845That's real. I own about 100 vehicles in GTAO and I drive the same 4. I actually took a tour of my garages this morning and I have shit I don't even remember buying.
this is how a pro gets his plasma cutter:
https://files.catbox.moe/jezcok.mp4
>>531767006I don't know many but I think the clean version of livery mimicking the NFS:MW's M3 GTR was a one-time thing.
>>531774814NTA but I'm personally sitting on ~140-150 vehicles and regularly use the same 3-4.
Anyone got the Die Hard gun? Is it decent?
>>531776365>stopped to fire rocketsnot pro enough to swoop in and out without stopping
>>531766952if you did it late yesterday you actually did it today
>>531777408I had it on xbox. It's alright, nothing spectacular. Quite similar to the ceramic pistol but I think it's a bit more powerful with a slightly slower rate of fire, though I could be remembering that wrong. I liked the sound of it. It's no great loss to not have it though.
Oh, my n-word! Wassup homie?
>>531776774who cares? Every iteration of it looks like trash and none of the cars have what they would need to at least came close
>Marcel:"Hey, Boss. I know you're doing some top secret shit in the basement but I'm totally gonna let some drunk VIPs enter your private office where they could possibly stumble into your top secret shit
I hate him so much, you guise!
>>531784894the guy is zoinked out his gourd. the only think hell find is god while begging for the comedown to end
ok how the hell do i counter thermals? my bunker workers hate me
>>531789087Yup, but I see it very rarely these days. I remember when it was a minimum of once per every session.
>>531789087It's happened to me once in the last 3 days as well.
>>531777087Do you also buy the HVY Barrage for no reason?
>>531797507Nah I avoided that one, but i've got plenty of other useless vehicles.
WHAM! Ninety Three point 7, classic rock radio.
*imagine dragons starts playing*
>>531789087>>531797294I think battleeye pretty much obliterated these goobers.
>>531806814What did I fuck up?
>>531797294>>531807274Yeah. This is only the second time on E&E I've had it, so I guess it has worked somewhat, or at least I hope.
>>531808912Probably a few hours left desu
Unless it's a busy evening, which is possible, i suppose.
>>531809808>cow print bikinirockstar please...
Anyone else been eyeballing the tier 4 challenges lately, and considering at a few while thinking, "yeah, that looks attainable..."?
>>531814302>yeah, that looks attainable>looks at the awards
R* is too in love with it ambient music. I would hold they stop turn off the radio for their shit but I doubt that's gonna happen.
>>531818253Rockstar is still living off the glory of the GTA3 era. They got so much praise for the radio in GTA-VC, they will never back away from it.
Getting close to the bottom now