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Anonymous No.530876209 >>530877314 >>530908532 >>530967242 >>531155838 >>531202849 >>531319003 >>531421335 >>531535735 >>531570169 >>531719770
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Anonymous No.530877314 >>530877618 >>531338367 >>531343101 >>531349757 >>531376012
>>530876209 (OP)
Did anyone else "retire"? I modded in about $400m, bought everything I wanted, and then couldn't find a reason for playing anymore. Stopped playing about four years ago.
I just picked GTAO back up about three weeks ago and I've had more fun being a griefer and just ignoring grind missions and ignoring money. There's nothing I want to buy, there's nothing I need. I've been having a lot of fun just spamming my Deluxo, Wampa, or Oppressor 2 and just randomly obliterating people and then getting into standoffs. Way more entertaining than grinding work or attempting heists. Anyone else done this yet?
Anonymous No.530877618
>>530877314
I don't play to buy things, I play to have fun with the things I bought
Right now, I'm enjoying Tuner races with the Cheetah, it's an alright time. I wish this last update would have added a few new guns, but it is what it is.
Anonymous No.530877878 >>530878006 >>530878336 >>530878393 >>530878662 >>530878818 >>530918572 >>531651932
>go to penthouse party
>go to an empty room
>see this
what do?
Anonymous No.530878006
>>530877878
Anonymous No.530878336
>>530877878
Draw a dick on her face, obviously.
Anonymous No.530878393
>>530877878
I'd locate the head of security Tbh.
Anonymous No.530878662
>>530877878
You gotta eat all the eggs
Anonymous No.530878818
>>530877878
its already been done
Anonymous No.530879024 >>530879538 >>530879850 >>530880123
>Try to get the 28 days challenge streak
>Twice in a row it puts a challenge that requires 4 people
>No one joins those modes
Fuck you, rockstar
Anonymous No.530879538 >>530879934 >>530880123
>>530879024
>doing challenges
SHIGGY
Anonymous No.530879850
>>530879024
Fampai, challenges are a gimmick. They aren't there for you to actually attempt.
Anonymous No.530879934
>>530879538
I don't care much for the challenges, I am collecting awards, and I want that one
>inb4 Awards
ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ
Anonymous No.530880123
>>530879024
lol, and I thought captures and rally were bad, at least those things only take 2 minutes to complete after waiting an hour for people to join
>>530879538
>me who done 4 months of daily challenges on 2 characters
hah, yeah...
Anonymous No.530882064 >>530888090 >>530893649 >>530899501
>go to sell 1 special item cargo cuz w/e
>right at the end of the delivery the truck gets stuck on a barrier
>in a panic, leave truck, try to get other truck to slam into it to move it
>30 seconds goes by and it says "special item lost in transit" and i lose the sale
fuck this gay game
Anonymous No.530882606 >>530914124
Anyone else have trouble booting into sessions? The load has been unreal and it often gives me an error and sends me back to the main menu. I'm on PC.
Anonymous No.530888090 >>530888892
>>530882064
w/e
Anonymous No.530888892
>>530888090
yeah sure it's w/e but it's millions of those moments compounded that really piss me off!!! fuck You
Anonymous No.530893649
>>530882064
rekt
Anonymous No.530899501 >>530945402 >>530963168
>>530882064
>not having the up-n-atomizer
Anonymous No.530899834 >>530907968
I wish my weapon wheel remembered which weapons I had facing me between sessions.
Anonymous No.530907968 >>530962585
>>530899834
I wish it would let me blacklist picking up dropped weapons. No, Rockstar, trying to switch to a Mk II gun only to find a basic Uzi or AK in my hands because I got too close to a body in the last gunfight is not helping me in anyway.
Anonymous No.530908532 >>530909029 >>530932095
>>530876209 (OP)
If my Nightclub is completely filled up with every cargo minus the 2 I have not put technicians unto, can I swap 2 of my existing technicians into those production types, and keep hoarding every type until my shit is completely full?
Or will I lose my existing cargo if I swap them over?
Like if cocaine is completely full, can I swap the faggot that has been working on it all this time to say, weed, without losing my existing cocaine units?
Anonymous No.530909029 >>530932095
>>530908532
yeah but iirc you can only sell stuff that has a technician assigned to it
Anonymous No.530909779 >>530918275 >>530932095
I won the Bravado Greenwood from the podium and did my best to turn it into a monstrously ugly heap of shit. And with Imani armor/missile jammer, I can actually drive this beast in free roam without getting insta-killed.
Anonymous No.530910772 >>530910969 >>530926704
Confess.


I use gta online as an /fa/ simulator (picrel isn't mine), I swear I've spent more time staying at cloth stores looking at or buying clothes than I've spent doing contact missions.
Anonymous No.530910969 >>530911868 >>530932095
>>530910772
>800k
>shops at suburban
a-anon are you ok?
Anonymous No.530911868
>>530910969
I just searched up "gta 5 priest" and used that image
that's not me but it might as well be
Anonymous No.530914124 >>530962305 >>530964480
>>530882606
Yeah; it comes and goes. Also problems with finding sessions that have open CEO slots, which makes it tough to pop in and sell stuff.
Anonymous No.530918275
>>530909779
the wheels could be uglier
Anonymous No.530918572
>>530877878
Realistically I'd probably panic and plant a bomb with her fingerprints in the bathroom.
Anonymous No.530926704
>>530910772
>can't tuck shirts in
no, no /fa/ here
Anonymous No.530932095 >>530936803
>>530908532
Yes
No
Yes, you can swap the faggot and won't lose anything
P.S. NEVER EVER BUY THE MULE
>>530909029
unless they've changed something lately, you can sell whatever you have whenever you want
>>530909779
looks something from wacky races on an hotwheels
>>530910969
you may be right if lazystar actually kept any difference to the shops, as it is i'll buy an expensive fashion suit from the 24/7 in the senora desert just because i was passing by there
Anonymous No.530936803
>>530932095
years ago there was a glitch to delete the mule, good times
Anonymous No.530937627 >>530939436 >>530940641
>get boats and sunset
I wish all deliveries where this chill
Anonymous No.530938864 >>530939341 >>530963620 >>530986801
Since the Money Laundering DLC is about maintaining the facade of a legit biz, how should we fix the biker business in VI? I thought about illegitimate ventures having a bribe system to pay a dirty cop so you can skip forced raids, when the timers hit after 5.7 hours. Had multiple raids today due to selling as MC and all hit the threshold after months in one session.
Anonymous No.530939341 >>530941425 >>530941871
>>530938864
also to elaborate on the raid mechanic, all with security upgrades:
>MC biz
coke lockup - $112k stock value, idle timer 6 hours
meth lab - $95.2k stock value, idle timer 8 hours
counterfeit factory - $78.4k stock value, idle timer 10 hours
weed farm - $67.2k stock value, idle timer 12 hours
bunker - 50% stock value $350k, idle timer 10 hours
>crate warehouse
large - 78+ crates, idle timer 5 hours
>nightclub
40% stock, 8 hours of non nightclub related activity (promotion mission every <8 hours or keeping the stock under 40% can avoid raids)

if you ever wondered why it is so shit, I guess for MC there is just no way to avoid it
Anonymous No.530939436 >>530939891
>>530937627
I can't wait until boats have a bigger role in GTA VI, boats are peak comfy
Anonymous No.530939891
>>530939436
Yes and new varieties with low load draft for shallow muddy water. These were in the trailers and screendumps, right? If taking pics of animals for LS tourist board changes to hunting a few gators for leather like in RDO it is much welcomed.
Anonymous No.530940641
>>530937627
pretty
Anonymous No.530941425 >>530941871
>>530939341
>keeping the stock under 40% can avoid raids)
i've never in 7 years had a raid in my nightclub despite selling stock at 1m and keeping full popularity
Anonymous No.530941871
>>530941425
promoting it in any seems way avoids raids

>>530939341
>promotion mission every 8 hours

My beef is, the biker MC has no mechanic to prevent them and this is the scam about ever playing it.
Anonymous No.530944735 >>530954907 >>530967145 >>531084115 >>531084360
>61% of PC players hard stuck on old gen
The game feels dead if you are the 39% on EE.
Anonymous No.530945402 >>530945743
>>530899501
brand new character on enhanced edition
Anonymous No.530945743 >>530945826
>>530945402
RIP, did J* wipe you for being too bold in legacy or did you want to experience it fresh?
Anonymous No.530945826 >>530946385
>>530945743
prior, lol, like I'm not mad about it wholly, since I was def cheating my money with a mod menu, so it's my own fool's folly. but I figured hey why not give the legit way a shot again and wow holy fucking shit it sucks so much dick this shit is not fun whatsoever LOL
Anonymous No.530946385 >>530946478
>>530945826
Kek i don't judge just hope you still can be a billionaire on legacy. Though it's nice to just skip the suck and go barebones with the acid lab or garment factory. Better value and garage than the salvage yard.
Anonymous No.530946478 >>530947241 >>530947421
>>530946385
oh yeah playing on legacy i still got my billions, but my character's ass looks better on enhanced so idk
Anonymous No.530947241 >>530947342
>>530946478
Does legacy still have chat enabled?
Anonymous No.530947342 >>530947669 >>530953089
>>530947241
yeah and it's still as shitty as ever
the other day i got shadowbanned from the lobby's chat i was in for saying "get raped" to someone (i was trying to call merryweather for some shit and it said "Due to your behavior you have been blacklisted" or some shit over the phonecall and nobody's messages were coming up anymore) lmao
Anonymous No.530947421
>>530946478
probably get a mule account for 6 then and outsource it to some gopnik to figure out what mm works safely
Anonymous No.530947669 >>530949709 >>530952548
>>530947342
Grim. Is the AI snitch logging text and voip on every edition now? My biggest fear is that some update turns voip on by default and I say shit like that whilst LARPing with my nonny friend in online. I swear it was consensual occifer!
Anonymous No.530949709 >>530950429
>>530947669
what is nonny
Anonymous No.530950429 >>530952548
>>530949709

like bestie for best friend but as version for anon
Anonymous No.530952548 >>530953128 >>530954961
>>530947669
>>530950429
That is the gayest thing I've ever seen on this website
Anonymous No.530953089 >>530953732
>>530947342
I'm glad I got my ERP done before they added AI policing.... I mean what? That's crazy!
Anonymous No.530953128 >>530956893 >>530977557
>>530952548
there will be handholding your ceo in gta6 and you can do nothing about it
Anonymous No.530953732 >>530955195
>>530953089
You too? And we are not even friends. I'm nervous about being called out for it one day. Hopefully resisting the urge to discord & typefuck today because my weekend is too uneventful. I know people here are mean.
Anonymous No.530954907 >>530955574 >>530967145
>>530944735
>Pajeets and poorfags stuck on old gen
And nothing of value was lost
Anonymous No.530954961 >>530955671
>>530952548
everyone who doesn't is a liar
Anonymous No.530955195 >>530956630
>>530953732
>I'm nervous about being called out for it one day
The only person who can call you out is your partner, they would also be calling themselves out. It makes no sense, stop worrying about it.
>Hopefully resisting the urge
I was at that point one time, then I tried finding new people and we just didn't have the same chemistry so I'm now at peace with not doing it anymore, also hearing about this AI moderation stuff makes me glad I'm over it.
It's a shame cause it's pretty fun weird shit to do, and yeah, IRL stuff is WAY better, but I like my weird shit.
Anonymous No.530955574
>>530954907
>And nothing of value was lost
BASED
Anonymous No.530955671 >>530956258
>>530954961
>8 years ago
Anonymous No.530956258 >>530956452
>>530955671
still my partner (m) today
Anonymous No.530956452 >>530956867
>>530956258
Anonymous No.530956630
>>530955195
>stop worrying about it
Thanks anon!
>I was at that point one time, then I tried finding new people and we just didn't have the same chemistry
A lot changed, especially with people having too many options. If I'd try to not shame them, it's having too many options and not daring to settle for the "constant good" instead of the brief "high of novelty".
>also hearing about this AI moderation stuff makes me glad I'm over it
I wish it was made up, yes GTA and many other games have AI snitches now to save money on human moderation for abusive chat.
>It's a shame cause it's pretty fun weird shit to do
I loved walking in on crews of people doing ERP in the diamond casino roof pool. Sometimes they went from crew/group chat to public if I teased them enough :3c
Anonymous No.530956867
>>530956452
>her
we both are m/m and mostly straight.. pinkie swear! it's just a phase.
Anonymous No.530956893 >>530957273
>>530953128
fucking another man is fine but please refrain from calling him "nonny"
Anonymous No.530957273
>>530956893
/trash/ came up with it, I'll remember not to use the word again
Anonymous No.530957767 >>530959334
Back to straight shit now!

Will the 35% bonus still work if I leave Higgins and Smoke on the Water with a red heat level warning and not give a fuck? What income does it actually affect? Safe only?
Anonymous No.530959334
>>530957767

passive safe only and should not lower price when selling your weed farm
Anonymous No.530959914 >>530963765
weed and cash are my favorite bizzes now
thank you rockstar
Anonymous No.530960702 >>530961826
Genuinely debating if I should move to Enh or not.
I kinda want to sub to GTA+, I don't care about anything else.
Anonymous No.530961826 >>530962181
>>530960702
if you pay for GTA+ do it on PC to cut out S*ny. paying for online twice is a scam and if you just like controllers as input, they work super fine on PC too and you have aim assist and free aim lobbies. only benefit of consoles is no cheaters. a faggot will probably bitch about my neutral analysis, kys in advance.
Anonymous No.530962181 >>530962779 >>531212759
>>530961826
No I'm on PC, and I don't play in public lobbies anymore.
My friends are all on Enh, that's why I kinda want to move on.
I don't know if my PC is powerful enough to run it tho, and I have heard nightmare stories about how people lost businesses, money and even cargo\cars after they migrated.
Anonymous No.530962305 >>530964480
>>530914124
Supposedly they are "working on ways to address this in VI".
Anonymous No.530962585 >>530962802
>>530907968
It does though? I haven't picked up anything in free roam in years. I've been only using MKII weapons since they came out.
Anonymous No.530962779 >>530963020 >>530963650
>>530962181
You also have to be able to migrate in the first place. I've heard plenty of stories of people that can't migrate because a modder dropped cash on them five years ago. I probably can't migrate.
Anonymous No.530962802
>>530962585
>It does though?
Blind or just stupid?
Anonymous No.530963020 >>530963650
>>530962779
Damn, okay.
Worth the try then, considering how many exploits I have done in the past.
Anonymous No.530963168 >>530963365
>>530899501
You can't get the up-n-atomizer anymore and they removed it from people's previously existing inventories when they removed it from the gun store.
Anonymous No.530963365 >>530963620
>>530963168
>they removed it from people's previously existing inventories when they removed it from the gun store.
No they didn't.
Anonymous No.530963620 >>530964113 >>530965041
>>530938864
>how should we fix the biker business in VI?
Easy. Get rid of MCs and MC businesses. Just remove the whole thing.

>>530963365
Yes they did lol. I had the up-n-atomizer, the rifle, and the widowmaker, right after they were released. I stopped playing for awhile and they've all been removed from my inventory and from my weapons safe.
Anonymous No.530963650 >>530966389
>>530962779
>>530963020
a modder gave me a couple of douped cars worth 20 million and rockstar didn't do jack to me. they are fucking random at punishing people. I dunno if it targets only actual menu users or people who accepted cheated gifts. all cars cannot be sold due no no history of purchase, which shows r* could find me and fuck me up if they cared. don't know who they really ban, but not dupers.
Anonymous No.530963765 >>530964193
>>530959914
how does it work? does it make any money?
Anonymous No.530964113
>>530963620
Still got mine.
Anonymous No.530964193
>>530963765
Fuck no
Anonymous No.530964480 >>530964742
>>530962305
>>530914124
should simply de-CEO people who don't even do CEO missions
Anonymous No.530964742 >>530965238
>>530964480
>person becomes CEO
>goes into their apartment/office/condo/house/agency
>stays there for the entire session without speaking or interacting with anyone
What are they doing in there? The AFK methods were patched a long time ago.
Anonymous No.530965041 >>531047858
>>530963620
>Easy. Get rid of MCs and MC businesses. Just remove the whole thing.
Why? It's easy to fix:
>fixed amount of sale vehicles like 2-3
>medium speed bikes not slow trucks
>never 1 or 4 of anything else

>no 15 drops by plane
>what fucking biker flies a plane anyway
>not a narco cartel m8

>no near/far sales
>instead you raise value like this
>torch rival NPC gang lockup
>done, double worth

>refill missions ALWAYS give 100% bar
>no exception
>use acid lab hourly income as base reference

>raids can be bribed away for 10k
>just how NC has kick out drunk NPC which even pays you
>or swap DJ which takes 10k
Anonymous No.530965238 >>530965402
>>530964742
they are low IQ, for idle you want to not be CEO or MC president to have no raids
though the raid timer stops in original apartments as tez2 confirmed by analyzing his game's value pointers
I guess they really block slots out of spite to be fuckheads
Anonymous No.530965402
>>530965238
>the raid timer stops in original apartments
i should add even when registered as CEO/president to really emphasize it
Anonymous No.530965628 >>530965982 >>530972434
we out heeah
Anonymous No.530965731 >>530985145
>tfw no cowpoke reloading mechanics for my cowpoke gun simulation

https://youtu.be/ZAOoIrHdJ4Q?si=IKkx71Q_vzTrJRvS
Anonymous No.530965982 >>530966040
>>530965628
HOLY FUCK, are you shitting me? I'd pay 5 million if they'd do this but as a muscle + hearse with coffin in the back.
Anonymous No.530966040 >>530966425
>>530965982
Derp
Muscle hearse already exist
Anonymous No.530966389 >>530966662
>>530963650
The discrepancy of acquired vs spent cash on my stats is about 300m. R* could spend five seconds investigating this and handling it, but I've never been banned.
Anonymous No.530966425 >>531199080
>>530966040
Brigham sucks because too old and Ghostbusters car. Lurcher was limited time and I don't like the hood and grill. It has to be the Declasse GT. Albany bad!
Anonymous No.530966662
>>530966389

Yup their logic makes no sense why they punish someone. I'd really like to know from people if they probably triggered it by spending or earning too fast. Never modded myself but I read some people have advice on what is too obvious and gets you on their watchlist.
Anonymous No.530966951 >>530968919 >>531049086 >>531695696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9ZRQFKzO2Q

Remembering the 60 million on my ingame account.
Anonymous No.530967145
>>530944735
>>530954907
The numbers for Legacy seem spoofed. Every session I join is full of Central American griefers and nothing else. Can't get anyone to join heists, and heist/mission invites rarely pop up. Nobody on my friends list even comes online anymore. The game is definitely past it's prime.
Anonymous No.530967242 >>530967358
>>530876209 (OP)
is the cayo loot assigned during scopeout or before it?
for me it would be optimal to get the better loot AND the hard mode bonus
Anonymous No.530967358
>>530967242
>during scopeout or before it?
After
Anonymous No.530968919 >>530969220 >>530986708
>>530966951
>Remembering the 60 million on my ingame account.
I mean that is enough for the mansions, right?!
>inb4 there are two different interiors like with stilt houses
padme_staring_at_anakin.jpeg
realistically what can we do in them anyways?
Anonymous No.530968949 >>530969174
Why does everyone keep saying modding is dead when every session has AT LEAST 1-2 modders?
Anonymous No.530969174 >>530969539
>>530968949
innocent guess: because the free menus are all dead and it filters people. people in the thread are awkwardly silent which menus work. since I never abused them, I really don't care but I'm curious if they are just scared to try and fail.
Anonymous No.530969220 >>530969462 >>530970695
>>530968919
Anon... people have been memeing that mansions are going to be a thing for ten years now. You don't actually believe that, right? They'll get released with aircraft carriers.
Anonymous No.530969462 >>530971096
>>530969220
BUT THE CONSTRUCTION SITES, THE BLUEPRINTS!!
>calm down anon
>nothing ever happens
Don't shut me down :c
Anonymous No.530969539 >>530969736
>>530969174
Don't fall for it. Paid menus are 100% detectable now.
Anonymous No.530969736
>>530969539
how so? do you just get fucked later on to feel safe for a while? i will listen and never use one
Anonymous No.530970695
>>530969220

since mr faber and the blonde bitch were confirmed before money fronts even i have faith the data mine is 100% true

oscar guzman flying again even had cutscenes leaked 6 month before they gave it to players
Anonymous No.530971096 >>530971303
>>530969462
Mansion building?
Anonymous No.530971303 >>530971863 >>530972841 >>530991576
>>530971096
https://x.com/Lucas7yoshi_RS/status/1935453838372196684

yes there audio files too
Anonymous No.530971863
>>530971303
That sounds like the mansions are another money laundering front. I wonder if that works like building them with dirty money, laundering it through construction companies and then if we are lucky selling them to the player. Since they'd still need a customer for them once they are built.
Anonymous No.530972434
>>530965628
pretty sweet anon
Anonymous No.530972841 >>531048442
>>530971303
here are the full 8 minutes of audio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhJ1zuevHd4
Anonymous No.530974181 >>530974347 >>531199265
They need to put more dresses in this game for the female characters
Anonymous No.530974347
>>530974181
will be good with the clothes physics in the next game desu
Anonymous No.530975350 >>530975635
>crash on start up
Anonymous No.530975635 >>530977727 >>531000240
>>530975350
>intel raptor lake
>issues in summer
ISSOU!
Anonymous No.530977557 >>530978167
>>530953128
i prefer to sexually harass my assistant
Anonymous No.530977727 >>530978593 >>530991796
>>530975635
>ISSOU
??? But yes I am using one of those CPU's. It's a gayming laptop so not much I can do about that. I'm technologically retarded so I don't even know what's good or not.
Anonymous No.530978167 >>530978301
>>530977557
this is only okay if you make obscene and vulgar noises like arooo~ooouu!! for comedy value whilst thrusting your leather clad crotch at her i have two MBA face
Anonymous No.530978301
>>530978167
grab her head a lil bit too etc you know how it is
Anonymous No.530978369
There's an Anon in these threads that taunts me with little inside joke terminology and never explains.
Anonymous No.530978593 >>530979796 >>530991796
>>530977727
>yes I am using one of those CPU's
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raptor_Lake?useskin=vector#Instability_and_degradation_issue

It's already dead then.
>the 13th and 14th generation Core i7 and i9 desktop CPUs commonly experiencing crashing issues in certain workload scenarios
their reply:
>Intel confirmed that there is no fix to the issue if it already affects a CPU, and any damage to the CPU is permanent. Intel has decided not to halt sales or recall any units
merely 22 models affected, they just kept selling them, over 2 fucking years
>the BIOS update won't do shit if you already crashed
the subject came up as a browser manufacturer logged more crashes this summer
all were on raptor lake
>https://mas.to/@gabrielesvelto/114813152373394985
Enjoy! Doubt the extended warranty still covers it.
Anonymous No.530979796 >>530980724
>>530978593
Ah well, appreciate the info Anon.
Not sure it wasn't just a fluke yet. GTA online is subject to many issues I don't typically have with other games so I'm not sure.
Anonymous No.530980724
>>530979796
run prime95 and furmark as benchmarks
if the tool reports you solve the tasks wrong then there is hardware damage
be smart and be a GTA player: if there is damage, sell the HW to a fool before it fully breaks
Anonymous No.530985145 >>530985328 >>530985378
>>530965731
>175 millions views
Jesus Christ
Anonymous No.530985328
>>530985145
it's borderline asmr, I get off to the sound of brass and metals or alloys in general
Anonymous No.530985378
>>530985145
Gun youtube is surprisingly high in views.
Anonymous No.530985716
This game is just sad. It's only fun watching it in videos.
Anonymous No.530986708
>>530968919
>I mean that is enough for the mansions, right?!
probably. i'll try to hit 100 just to be sure
Anonymous No.530986801 >>530988782
>>530938864
As a player, I would want all my businesses to funnel into one delivery warehouse, such as my nightclub. Just literally everything I own take it to the nightclub so I can delivery it from there. Even if it was just overflow from when they were full up.

I'm sure Rockstar would roll their eyes, because it's their design to run us all over the world with constant deliveries. In a very real sense THAT IS THE GAME. We are delivery drivers. We THINK we're crime bosses with car collections, but no, we are the delivery boy. We run around, because they want other players to shoot at us. It's not a bug, it's a feature.
Anonymous No.530988369 >>530990715 >>530994945
fucking finally
Anonymous No.530988782 >>530990081
>>530986801
I'd be willing to pay to skip certain activities like deliveries, but I expect a competent NPC system, where each NPC i can hire will show me with stats if they can deliver it undamaged at what chance, for what price they charge for not being fuckups. Then you take chances. Sometimes mix medium with high skilled NPC.

So we can buy supplies, but we cannot buy delivery drivers? If you have current return rates of put in 166k and get 459k out, that is still 63% interest and 37% loss. There is room to earn still a lot with less suck.
Anonymous No.530990081 >>530990509
>>530988782
>I'd be willing to pay to skip certain activities like deliveries,
Technically you can. The cost is the entire sale.

Perhaps on some level, Rockstar thinks they are giving us a choice between heists and businesses, and are confused why we always choose EVERYTHING all at once. As if they had no idea how playing a game worked.
Anonymous No.530990509
>>530990081
>Technically you can. The cost is the entire sale.
Well yes and know. You already understand what street dealers are. It's selling via proxy. I want full sales via proxy. Like selling to the CIA.
History faggots will remember the government introduced crack cocaine into ghettos to finance the Iran-Contra affair slush funds. The TV series Snowfall had it as documentary drama with fictional characters.
Agent 14 is awfully tame. Guess the CIA has calmed a bit down in the 2010s.
Anonymous No.530990715
>>530988369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko3_6AviC3c
Anonymous No.530991576
>>530971303
Anonymous No.530991796 >>531000240
>>530978593
>>530977727
Braptor Lakeโ„ข
Anonymous No.530994945 >>530996435
>>530988369
I like driving and shooting the drivers of oncoming vehicles with that gun
Anonymous No.530995564 >>531053551
Anonymous No.530996435
>>530994945
I feel it's the most satisfying to use against basic cops, since it perfectly one taps them even in the chest.
Anonymous No.531000240 >>531000524
>>530991796
>>530975635
I also have craptor lake but I've got no issues
Anonymous No.531000524
>>531000240
fixed bios or you sampled a batch that is better. just how some people smoke their entire lives without health problems. don't overthink it. but I tempt you to gamble 50k in max bets on the diamond miner or the pharaoh machine in the ingame casino. if you get the millions you really are lucky. it's been since 2024 since the slots gave me triples.
Anonymous No.531003872 >>531006497
>*says every gamer word in voice channel to make the AI flip its shit because it's still figuring out how long to ban me*
Anonymous No.531006005
Those anons pretending to have a social life and not posting today. I know who you are!
Anonymous No.531006497
>>531003872
So this is where you are emotionally? Convincing yourself that your verbal diarrhea is "gamer words"?
Anonymous No.531007909 >>531010441
ngl all the cars in this update slap
Anonymous No.531010441 >>531053059
>>531007909
Anon you will not get any new cars until you buy the police bike with the outfitโ„ข
The drip feed expects you to get the items you will use once and forget about a week later! No new cars until R* sees those sweet GTA$ being drained from all those accounts. Cannot have people be too rich before the November update!
Anonymous No.531015352 >>531053059
>the drift walton and the 4 drift conversions still haven't be released
Odd move.
Anonymous No.531026513 >>531026928 >>531069475
>npcs can hit you without having to point their gun at you
Anonymous No.531026928
>>531026513
That's Menendez, master of the ricochet shot.
Anonymous No.531040039 >>531041041
is rdo worth getting into for the first time as a coop experience? can I enjoy it without engaging in the premium currency grind, or will I need to find some chinamen to drop me a billion gold bars to get anywhere?
Anonymous No.531041041
>>531040039
I played RDO as coop on PC with a friend. It feels all griefers migrated to it after GTA locked dow the game with battleye. So unless you are on console or use (potentially risky) mods to achieve private lobbies in a game where R* didn't want us to have invite only lobbies, then hard luck. RDO is best played on console with no cheaters or not at all. Only anti cheat could save it.
Anonymous No.531047858 >>531048190 >>531198945
>>530965041
I personally think they don't need to touch the current missions at all. The only thing they would need to make them enjoyable is add choice.
Let me pick which delivery mission, be it truck, planes, boats or hotbox, and then modify payout accordingly.
Maybe even have a modifier based on number of vehicles to further incentivize partying up.
Same thing with resupply missions, since the way it is now you can get big resupplies that give an amount based on the vehicle, and resupplies that scale on gang size(the ones where you just get a box on your person). Just let me pay a premium(say 5k to 20k depending on which) or something to get a mission that gets you a vehicle with a particular amount of supplies.
I even think post-ops could have been salvaged, but make them the "covert" sell option, letting you fully stay off the radar but naturally being more exposed if someone catches on.
Anonymous No.531047891 >>531063605 >>531065462
>only schizo babble
>the regulars all gone
how many shit weeks are we going to survive?
Anonymous No.531048190 >>531054615 >>531055691 >>531056881
>>531047858
>Let me pick which delivery mission, be it truck, planes, boats or hotbox, and then modify payout accordingly.
I see, planes could cater to buyers that pay extra for discretion. Whilst door up close deliveries are high risk and pay less.
>Maybe even have a modifier based on number of vehicles to further incentivize partying up.
Makes sense, but payouts are not split evenly. The only way to make it fair would be to split and that you produce at 4 times the speed if you have 4 people produce together.
What do you call a group of CEOs? A joint venture?
>Same thing with resupply missions, since the way it is now you can get big resupplies that give an amount based on the vehicle, and resupplies that scale on gang size
I'm just worried this might lead to us requiring to only drive slow and heavy trucks.
The only way to avoid them would be having multiple players work together, but then again I can move 4 bikes easily in 40+ minutes.
My dream would be rather you have NPCs fly the planes, in air is little traffic. You fly behind them in a fighter jet and defend them.
Then you have more the role of an enforcer and boss than delivery cรนck.
Other than that good ideas and got me thinking. You have some nice ideas.
Anonymous No.531048442
>>530972841
>have you seen how long they been working on that complex? fuck em
kek
Anonymous No.531049086 >>531050557
>>530966951
that man body looks gross
Anonymous No.531050516 >>531065462
>down graded to a phone thief
Anonymous No.531050557
>>531049086
hope you now realize they gave all female online characters male shoulders and I wish this was a joke
Anonymous No.531050956 >>531080409 >>531222373
It will all get fixed soon
Anonymous No.531051301 >>531051538 >>531051591
ever since they made nightclub vips harder to spook i don't think it's possible to drive fast enough to faze them in the patriot stretch anymore

the schafter v12 is a different story of course
Anonymous No.531051538 >>531051591
>>531051301
Only if you're going downhill you can spook them in the Patriot
Anonymous No.531051591 >>531051684
>>531051301
>i don't think it's possible to drive fast enough to faze them
word, yesterday I crashed at 40mph into a wall and the mf'er didn't wake up whole bar stuck 0%

>>531051538
that would freak me out too, don't do that
Anonymous No.531051684 >>531051843 >>531053059
>>531051591
I purposely spook them almost all the way
>Guy is shitfaced and neatly pukes in the toilet
Throw him out
>Guy is shitfaced taking a nap in the broom closet
Somehow deserves a ride home
Fuck that
Anonymous No.531051843
>>531051684
Kek diabolical
Would a stoner or alcoholic deserve it more?
>be driver and talk about how you broke up with your gf recently
>rev the engine each time you say you miss her so much
Anonymous No.531053059 >>531053551
>>531010441
i'll start buying the few cop cars i like only when they'll be discounted
>>531015352
this stuff have to last till next update
>>531051684
one is a poor noone, one is a rich asshole.
Btw i agree with you, if someone is fucking up in my NC, i want to teach them a lesson no matter who the fuck they think they are. And if they bitch and moan afterward let me do a copy of that bail office mansion intimidation
Anonymous No.531053551
>>531053059
>i'll start buying the few cop cars i like only when they'll be discounted
Bought the vintage one because it felt cool but I suck at driving the muscle car.

>>530995564
Suddenly I feel more comfortably to do sleeper builds and not fall for the itasha meme.
Anonymous No.531054615 >>531055691
>>531048190
the ceo concept should die entirely. self-inserts and chose one characters are shit writing. i'd rather prefer working for mister faber. they should call us his top guy or if you are into the mafia lore we'd be capos or captains.

online missions should be that the biker president, ceo, leader of the ballas or vagos tells you to do work for them. in a lobby you can just work for a gang/ceo of being one yourself. that way if there are 64 players you could have 16 players per faction.

pay is the same to encourage picking by preference rather than money.the map is split into zones much like cartels do IRL. the game itself registers basic violations like selling drugs for more money in a zone controlled by another faction. if you pull it off, double money. but you are marked on the radar if you gain too much heat for territory incursions.
Anonymous No.531055691
>>531054615
I largely agree that we don't need to own a front ourselves. The agency should just have Franklin and the nightclub should only have Tony. We already pay him a laundering cut, so realistically all we provide should be the side producing the product.

>>531048190
>My dream would be rather you have NPCs fly the planes, in air is little traffic. You fly behind them in a fighter jet and defend them.
That makes more sense since your associates cannot even defend you if there are multiple sale vehicles all headed for different directions. It's a meme at this point that an associate can protect their CEO.
Anonymous No.531056881 >>531057378
>>531048190
>but payouts are not split evenly.
Oh, I'm not thinking paysplits(that's another issue), but rather that picking a delivery mission with multiple vehicles pay more with some reasoning of serving multiple clients with dedicated deliveries.
So when sell stock you get a menu with something like
>Method. Truck, boat, plane, bike.
This one is self explanatory, and I feel they don't directly justify changing sale price, but might affect the multipliers of the other choices.
>Discretion: Undercover, discrete, blunt, in the open.
How much attention you get, with the more exposed ones giving bigger payouts but naturally exposing you more. Ideally adjustment of the high demand bonus, with low ones maybe only getting 1% compared to the current 2.5% while more exposure could get you as much as 5% per player.
Undercover would be something like under the radar flights with planes. Follow instructions proper and you can sell without ever triggering the global signal or NPC enemy spawns.
Discrete would be basically all the ones we have now, a minute from getting into the first delivery before global signal kicks in.
Blunt is what we had, short time before the signal goes out. Wouldn't expect these having more than .5% difference.
In the open is no delay on global signal, guaranteed NPC spawns and maybe even an announced extra bonus for enemy players. Maybe even make it able to be stolen.
>Delivery: Multiple clients, Dedicated clients, Single client, Single Shipment
This one is more straightforward.
Multiple clients is multiple vehicles all making different stops around the map.
Dedicated clients is multiple vehicles all going to a single location each(ie the bikes mission now).
Single client is a single larger vehicle going to multiple stops.
Single shipment is one vehicle with one destination.

One more idea I had would be that some of the options affect how much stock can be sold, so maybe only 10 units of product can be loaded on a bike, but a truck can take 40.
Anonymous No.531057378
>>531056881
>One more idea I had would be that some of the options affect how much stock can be sold, so maybe only 10 units of product can be loaded on a bike, but a truck can take 40.
To elaborate, one thing I feel very underutilized is how some goods are in grater amounts, like we see in the nightclub warehouse. So weapon sales might needs bigger vehicles to shoulder the size, while meth could easily be packed on a bagger, since right now you can do equally complicated and large sales for a shipment of paperwork as you do for a simple absurd amount of weed.
What I'm saying is that the document office payouts would be fine if my sale vehicle was just a single SUV with some office supplies in the back.
Anonymous No.531063605 >>531065086 >>531065462
>>531047891
I haven't posted as much but I'll try to post more screenshots and such. I gradutated from eternal mimehood.
Anonymous No.531065004 >>531065079 >>531065462
whats the point of the different armors? I always buy full heavy
Anonymous No.531065079 >>531065190
>>531065004
False sense of progression in the beginning.
Anonymous No.531065086
>>531063605
good to see you
Anonymous No.531065190 >>531066817
>>531065079
ohhh its a single player thing?
Anonymous No.531065462
>>531047891
We're not, it's over. I'm finally free.
>>531050516
>blackbooks
>phone thief
martinfreemanstaresatyou.gif
>>531063605
I couldn't keep for long, looks too weird when the game forces outfits on you, also only looks good when you have an outfit specifically for it.
>>531065004
Ever heard the phrase "a camel is a horse designed by committee"?
That's basically GTAO, there's no vision, it's just random stuff that gets suggested and added without thought.
Anonymous No.531065552 >>531065639 >>531065689 >>531065824 >>531066817
is it possible to do cayo perico without triggering the alarm?
Anonymous No.531065639 >>531066019
>>531065552
Are you being serious?
Anonymous No.531065689 >>531066019
>>531065552
Easily
Anonymous No.531065824 >>531066165
>>531065552
Last thread? or maybe 2 threads back? someone posted a 12 minute run of cayo and I scrolled a bit and I think it was 100% stealth, I couldn't be bothered to watch the whole thing...
Anonymous No.531066019 >>531093138
>>531065639
>>531065689
im still learning lol yes im serious
Anonymous No.531066035
What posseses a person to get off on modding bounties on everyone and teleport killing them? I thought the cheats like this were done but no. I go to take refuge in a building for a minute to go do something, come back, and I'm wasted and everyone has bounties. This game truly is hopeless beyond all measure. What even is the point in having it be multiplayer at that point.
Anonymous No.531066165
>>531065824
ill look for it
Anonymous No.531066817
>>531065190
In singleplayer body armor both costs a more notable amount and is a meaningful expansion to your HP, while in online they are all dirt cheap and even the full armor takes about 0.3 seconds to break in any firefight, so having the ones costing less is beyond pointless.

>>531065552
Yes, you don't get seen and don't let any bodies be discovered.
Anonymous No.531069475
>>531026513
the buzzards are even worse than that
Anonymous No.531074347 >>531106225 >>531291570
post forgotten or underrated cars
Anonymous No.531074369
>random moron keeps trying to run me over while I'm doing the daily bike time trial
>finish the time trial and get into my raiju and kill him for trying to mess with me
>he spend the next 20 minutes trying to find and kill me before finally going to his agency and orbital cannoning me
>proceeds to send me 10+ private messages (half in some indog dialect) before rockstar decides he is spamming and automatically blocks him and deletes his messages

well alright.
Anonymous No.531075218 >>531075369 >>531084806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F-2wGkmocw

My own playlist is growing too slowly, but at least I can reuse it in GTA VI if there is no new Radio Mirror Park. Are people here relaxing or grinding?
Anonymous No.531075369 >>531075820
>>531075218
I'm currently relaxing. Just flying around the city in my new B-11. Sometimes scaring people but I'm not attacking them. Love how it handles
Anonymous No.531075820
>>531075369
>Love how it handles
Yeah kudos to Rockstar to actually have it different air speeds for different altitudes. I like that you can do slow flyovers if you are low enough.
>Sometimes scaring people but I'm not attacking them.
I miss chat for telling that I'm not gonna attack unless attacked first.
Anonymous No.531075942 >>531076383 >>531076754
How big do you think GTA 6 will be in GB? V is around 100GB iirc. Buddy of mine wanted to play some Call of Duty and when I wanted to reinstall it was 470GB. Insane.
Anonymous No.531076383 >>531076548
>>531075942
>Buddy of mine wanted to play some Call of Duty and when I wanted to reinstall it was 470GB
>309.85GB for the full installation of MWII, MWIII, Warzone, Black Ops 6, and all language packs.
Your friend lied.
The largest single installation is just over 300GB and it includes 4 games and their optional language packs.
Anonymous No.531076548 >>531076794
>>531076383
My man, Steam told me it was 470GB, not my buddy
Anonymous No.531076754 >>531610623
>>531075942
comp sci guy here, they switched from zlib (LZ77) to Oodle (ANS) when legacy was ported to EE. there is HW accel for oodle in the PS5 with nvme.
realistically they can achieve higher compression and still read at 2 GB/s nvme speeds

https://steamdb.info/tech/SDK/Oodle/
Which call of duty is 470GB? Cannot be on PC or PS5, since these use Oodle and cap at 175GB. Are you an Xbro?
Anonymous No.531076794 >>531076937
>>531076548
Yeah just like how the Master Chief collection is 180GB, but if you want to install Halo 3 it's only 24GB
Anonymous No.531076937 >>531077067 >>531077216
>>531076794
I see. I still think 300GB is insane when I want to play just the one game
Anonymous No.531077067 >>531077251
>>531076937
Again, there is NO single COD game that is anywhere near 300GB.

You're talking about MULTIPLE games bundled into a single launcher.
Anonymous No.531077216 >>531077674
>>531076937
You just select which game you want to install anon
Anonymous No.531077251 >>531077415 >>531077813
>>531077067
And I can't seem to find a way to only install the game I want. Ergo, it's 300GB for a single game
Anonymous No.531077323
Skill issue.
Anonymous No.531077415 >>531077591 >>531077674
>>531077251
>I don't understand how this works
okay
Anonymous No.531077591
>>531077415
I love tsundere/yandere all anime posters are in here. One minute huggies, next minute knife in my back.
Anonymous No.531077674
>>531077216
>>531077415
I see. Forgive my retardation
Anonymous No.531077675 >>531077982 >>531084115
So is there any way to transfer to enhanced on pc if rockstar is still giving me their bullshit "migration is currently not possible"?
Anonymous No.531077813
>>531077251
Anonymous No.531077982 >>531078265 >>531078317
>>531077675
It's very risky but can you make a second character on legacy with level 120 (it asks) and try to port that? I don't know if it is character or account wide blocked, but it is definitely intentional and will never work because they flagged you for mods.
Anonymous No.531078265 >>531078763 >>531084115
>>531077982
already have that, you can only transfer both, not only one. I even made a fucking r*ddit account to search and ask for answers there and one dude said something about how you need to tell them smth if you live in the eu or smth idk i cant quite remember
either way ill be so pissed off if i can never migrate, but my lvl 8000 friend with a negative kd and an active mod menu can just easily transfer
Anonymous No.531078317 >>531078763
>>531077982
>they flagged you for mods
Not necessarily mods, if you abused horse racing or a few other things that didn't require you to mod at all, they still blocked some of those people.

Conversely there are some people who DID mod, or abuse cash glitches and still got allowed to transfer, so it's not foolproof.
Anonymous No.531078763 >>531081394
>>531078317
>>531078265
I don't understand their reasoning then because some offences are just petty and they are mad at something you're either not telling or that is not relevant. Yes level 8000 fuckers piss me off as well, especially if you see their account is brand new.
Sorry, but if it is for your entire account blocked then it's fucked. Forget about support, they will threaten you to ban you if you insist getting the block lifted.
Might as well buy a cheap boosted EE account online and not care. Rockstar punishes glitchers? Okay. Meanwhile mule accounts are still a thing and I see them daily in GTA V EE online. Barely a week old and Level xxxx already.
Anonymous No.531080409 >>531081163
>>531050956
okay but why she got a DUMPY tho
Anonymous No.531081163
>>531080409
for cuddles on the bed
Anonymous No.531081394 >>531081875
>>531078763
>mule accounts
What is a mule account?
Anonymous No.531081875 >>531082327
>>531081394
something 3rd worlders sell online with ready to pick levels and lots of money on the bank account
mule as in smuggled
they are unbanned accounts that come with pre-cheated goods
which is why I find it hilarious how this is a thing and Rockstar doesn't crack down on them, meanwhile people tell me they got banned for glitches?
Anonymous No.531082097
I don't know why I torture myself with this game. It's not like the more I play, the more likely rockstar is going to give a modicum of a care for this. This game is why industries always go to Hell.
Anonymous No.531082327 >>531082756
>>531081875
I would assume these get banned fairly regularly, no? It's impossible to inject money into the game now without being detected and banned.
Anonymous No.531082756
>>531082327
yes and no, many tell you how long you should wait before spending much money and inform you about limits
do know I never purchased one as most sell them for credit card customers only and I wanted to use paypal. so I never bought a mule for PC, a friend on console has a mule though.
if it gets banned at least you didn't waste time, fairly sure they are safe.
Anonymous No.531084115
>>531077675
>>531078265
Why does anyone want to transfer to EE? EE is dead breh >>530944735
Anonymous No.531084360 >>531084558
>>530944735
Does last gen still have modders ruining the entire experience?
Anonymous No.531084558 >>531084912 >>531085323 >>531085614
>>531084360
legacy and EE use the same broken anti-cheat
legacy has more players
guess where more cheaters are by chance
Anonymous No.531084779
Legacy definitely has more griefers since the chat makes it worth if you hear your victim rage.
Anonymous No.531084806 >>531086060
>>531075218
Playing not-gtas.
I did end up buying the mafia bundle, first game holds up pretty well with the new coat of paint, I guess the strong part of Mafia 1 was the story so I shouldn't be surprised...
I haven't played 2 story yet, but I did play both of the DLC, they're kinda terrible, missions are all just text dumps into generic "go here and kill these guys or steal a car and drive to a mission end point"
One mission in particular that stood out was the "supermarket heist" which you go to a supermarket to start the mission you get this awful text box about "women be shoppin haha" and then as soon as you click "start mission" you're instantly inside the supermarket getting shot by cops, no breaking in, no nothing, just straight up raw dogging that supermarket.
Anyway, I never did play these DLCs and there's achievements for them so I was playing exclusively because of that.
Joe's DLC has playboy collectables and they're all naked in incredibly unsexy poses, I can't believe I wasted half an hour to collect them, not a single bunnysuit in sight, fucking worthless.
Anonymous No.531084912
>>531084558
Right. The modders were so frequent on last gen compared to EE for me that I wondered if they actually fixed something or at least better remedied it, and then if so, that they also did it on last gen, but I guess not. Why would anything good happen.
Anonymous No.531085323
>>531084558
>legacy and EE use the same broken anti-cheat
False
Anonymous No.531085614
>>531084558
That's because EE is dead breh
Anonymous No.531086060 >>531088917 >>531089804 >>531200275 >>531201871
>>531084806
>collecting h*terosexual sexualized girl pics
That wouldn't fly anymore today!
>I guess the strong part of Mafia 1 was the story so I shouldn't be surprised...
It definitely were not the car physics if I recall correctly.
>I did play both of the DLC, they're kinda terrible, missions are all just text dumps into generic "go here and kill these guys or steal a car and drive to a mission end point"
Back then we were not so burned out being delivery guys, at least when I was young I didn't realize the adult experience sucks so much.
>you get this awful text box about "women be shoppin haha" and then as soon as you click "start mission" you're instantly inside the supermarket getting shot by cops
I remember getting shot at for breaking in some stamp or postal office, but that might be a later game. Did they mistake me for Tyrone, just because I'm tanned as a guinea? Das racis, I'm just from Sicily!
>and they're all naked in incredibly unsexy poses
It over, in fact it never even started.

Will the new game be _fun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mup0F9FXBb0
Anonymous No.531088917 >>531089804 >>531200275
>>531086060
>It definitely were not the car physics if I recall correctly.
Lol yeah, my memory of Mafia 1 was
>tommy dies
>cars constantly turtle themselves and if you're in a convertible you die instantly
Unfortunately they gimped the freemode, now its just collectable hunt mode.
You can't earn money killing gangsters and they removed the secret gun shop.
>I remember getting shot at for breaking in some stamp or postal office
That's from story mode, I haven't played it since original launch but I vaguely remember a stealth mission at a food stamp office.
Anonymous No.531089804 >>531100247 >>531148932
>>531086060
>>531088917
Anyways what mod are you guys using to inject money into GTAO Legacy?
Anonymous No.531093138
>>531066019
Just try to keep in mind the rules that the place operates by. The guards can see dead bodies. The cameras can see dead bodies. Some guards can see through walls. Ignore youtubers that rush around trying to thread the needle between guards before they turn around, and just feel out a route that you are personally comfortable with. And if you've been forgetting to buy silencers, buy those.
Anonymous No.531100247 >>531100670
>>531089804
None, if you play the game with any sort of frequency eventually you have more money than ways to spend it.
Anonymous No.531100670 >>531101804
>>531100247
I mean, there is always shit you can waste your money on, just very little is worth it.

Like could I buy every single vehicle I don't already own? Probably, but it would cost $100M+ and I've already spent over $500M on vehicles.

Same with clothing, I've spent several million, but there are 10s of millions more worth of shit I just don't care about.
Anonymous No.531101804
>>531100670
Yeah I'm not gonna buy all hats and glasses, don't need to pollute the accessories menu with stuff I'll never wear.
Anonymous No.531106225 >>531110337
>>531074347
I still drive the hotknife around, as a matter of fact I got the collector's edition for gta 5 over 10 years ago which made the car exclusive for a while
I have a fond memory of it during the early days of gta online, I did a race with friends and as soon as they saw my hotknife they went "WHAT IS THAT!?"
fearing that I would beat them in the race they all teamed up trying to prevent me from winning the race, good times
it still blows my mind rockstar hasn't made another version of the hotknife, one with more customization options, even back in 2013 I wanted my hotknife to be roofless and have a burning flames decal
Anonymous No.531110337 >>531129362
>>531106225
>it still blows my mind rockstar hasn't made another version of the hotknife
Anonymous No.531110886 >>531112840
what are those bars UNDER the compass and the cores?
is this a mod? i dont play rdo sorry
Anonymous No.531112840 >>531120215
>>531110886
It would appear to be Thirst, Hunger, Orgies, Sound Volume.
Anonymous No.531113467 >>531114179
watching the game
Anonymous No.531114179 >>531114372
>>531113467
>average married couple 1 year in
Anonymous No.531114372
>>531114179
jodi is in the kitchen
Anonymous No.531120215 >>531124323
>>531112840
funny but not helpful
Anonymous No.531123858 >>531124323
I won a Zombie Bobber from the wheel, neat.
Anonymous No.531124323 >>531125280
>>531120215
Mods, the heart is the hunger meter in RDR2, they added another because modders are retards obsessed with eating and drinking.
>>531123858
Bobber? I barely know 'er!
Anonymous No.531125280
>>531124323
aw i thought it was some RDO survival mode
ugh i dont like campaign....
Anonymous No.531129362 >>531139992
>>531110337
that one doesn't count
Anonymous No.531139992
>>531129362
lol
Anonymous No.531145029 >>531145981 >>531177418
Anything worthwhile in the catacombs below El Rubio's compound? I have always done everything above the surface.
Anonymous No.531145953 >>531175271
Cover site updated with the missing covers.
#82 is shoved in the middle of the site to fix the hole in the layout.
Sorry about not doing the animated cover yet, every time I've opened the video editor to play around with it I got a massive headache, and looking at a 10 timelines video with a headache is no fun.
Maybe this next week I'll give it another try.
Anonymous No.531145981 >>531146278
>>531145029
the loot??
Anonymous No.531146278
>>531145981
Not very worthwhile.
Anonymous No.531148932
>>531089804
MusinessBanager
Anonymous No.531152797
10
Anonymous No.531155838 >>531159425
>>530876209 (OP)
Hey guys I haven't played GTA online in years, think the last update I played was the nightclub and that was back when we could all just hack money into the game
Got Rockstar to recover my account and I don't think I'm banned but I can't connect to gta online for some reason
Already did all of that port forwarding stuff etc so what gives?
Anonymous No.531159425
>>531155838
did you use safekeeper or blocked any ports to get solo public lobbies?
you dont need to do that anymore, check your firewall
Anonymous No.531174072 >>531174950
a man can dream
Anonymous No.531174950 >>531240393
>>531174072
True!
Anonymous No.531175271
>>531145953
No rush, anon
Anonymous No.531177418
>>531145029
it's a quicker, slightly easier point of exit if you got the keys, that's it
Anonymous No.531184652 >>531186581 >>531186980 >>531189421 >>531290740
https://youtu.be/Aje9Ua7xXyY?feature=shared&t=47
I removed the annoying intro

>fiveM situation:
fake drama or real?
Anonymous No.531186581
>>531184652
damn
Anonymous No.531186980 >>531187295 >>531299110
>>531184652
Sounds like the use an old strategy another big tech company has used:
>Embrace
Allow devs to work on it *if* they share it.
>Extend
Pay them money to add more features.
>Extinguish
Launch GTA VI and only allow ROME as the only RP and modding system.

Given the info about J* own modding system, I doubt we have to worry anymore about FiveM. I'm more worried about this feature being paywalled in GTA+.
Anonymous No.531187295 >>531187441
>>531186980
how can they only allow their new system?
Anonymous No.531187441
>>531187295

Remove debugging symbols, obfuscate functions and protect the game's memory at runtime. Most importantly make anything from the leak worthless.
Anonymous No.531189421 >>531190787
>>531184652
I'm not a streamer so I don't care.
Anonymous No.531190102 >>531198239
Anonymous No.531190787 >>531193475 >>531220095
>>531189421
???
what
i don't even get like uhm what custom missions like have to do with what you are trying to say ?
Anonymous No.531193475
>>531190787
He tries to signal edginess and being special by self-depriving his life of fun things, because a person he dislikes does the fun thing too. This way he is not like person that upsets him and he merely misses out on good things that could actually bring him some joy once in a while.
Anonymous No.531194589
why are the only missions I can find chicken shop setups?
Anonymous No.531198239 >>531218054
>>531190102
Sup delaudibitch!
Anonymous No.531198945 >>531200564
>>531047858
the bigger question is why can't we have dedicated purchasable 'sell vehicles' that are shared across businesses? I use my Packer to sell guns, weed, special cargo..
Anonymous No.531199080
>>530966425
nobody made hearses out of Chevelles, too small and too pedestrian.
Anonymous No.531199265
>>530974181
indeed
Anonymous No.531200275 >>531201871
>>531086060
>>531088917
you're thinking of the gasoline stamp heist in Mafia 2. during WW2 gasoline was being rationed, and you needed stamps (which the feds rationed out) to actually get gas. Obviously they were worth a LOT of money on the black market, modern equivalent of like $20+ a gallon of something, which is why you're tasked with stealing them.
and obviously they were worthless within 2 years of the end of the war.
Anonymous No.531200564
>>531198945
that makes sense since the phantom wedge should put to more use. trucks where the cargo and cab are one part with no clutch are very boring to drive and cannot push npc cars well
Anonymous No.531201871 >>531202337 >>531228340
>>531200275
>during WW2 gasoline was being rationed, and you needed stamps (which the feds rationed out) to actually get gas
You have great memory! I just looked it up and yes that was the one. Even had posters on the wall about the rationing.

>>531086060
>Will the new game be fun?
I have a problem with relating certain decades. the ideal time IMHO would be around 1997 to 2002. After the 1996 StarTAC flip phone but before the 2003 camera phones. A time of great leisure and riches and the the Benz E55 AMG was released Oct 2002 with a mere 476 HP. The player should live in a suburban area and have a wife and none of you are cheaters.
Anonymous No.531202337
>>531201871
>have a wife and none of you are cheaters

double suicide or betrayal ending in gta vi sp?
Anonymous No.531202849 >>531204628 >>531204874 >>531205093 >>531205976 >>531206435
>>530876209 (OP)
Take the missles off the oppressor. No, you don't want/need it for missions. Either that or give it a system when you blow up my 1 million dollar car, I get the option to make you pay the full price of the car. If it was an honest mistake, I have the option to forgive it. Blow up 10 cars, you're out 10 million. No Javier Huzueala-Rodriminguez playing on a stolen console that doesn't mean when you hit that all too familiar $0 bank account you beat the system, that means you're negative $10m and get banned permanently, no fair player will ever be in debt that bad for anything but nefarious reasons. First 3 cars you blow up should prompt a warning telling you 7 more and you get an instant six month ban, second offence 24 month ban, third offence permanent ban, otherwise loser mexicans with stolen consoles and modded profiles will not get caught.
Also either give the public lobby bonus in private lobbies or implement the same system for losers griefing actual players playing the game because their mom wouldn't buy them the new call of duty skin. If you blow up my 500k acid shipment, you're out 500k. Nobody ever has, or ever will think the "risk reward" system is worth it when you have to fly 3 base game planes around the map for 45 minutes with cross eyes toothless retards shooting rockets at you to make 70k from your document forgery. The risk/reward contract was broken by you when you gave suck bullshit rewards, if someone can't afford a new car with one sale why the fuck would they play your shit game. The balance isn't risk/reward, it's players playing now/players who would be playing now if you didn't fuck up that contract. And the players who aren't playing because of shit like this? They'll buy GTA 6 for sure right? They're not going to be disappointed with your next empty broken game... R-right? I'll answer my own question from before, they play your game because you have no competition. If you had competition, you would be gone so fucking long ago.
Anonymous No.531204628 >>531204874
>>531202849
The Oppressor Mk II should have its missile capabilities removed, as they are not necessary for mission completion. Alternatively, a financial compensation mechanism could be introduced whereby destruction of a high-value personal vehicle results in the offending party reimbursing the full cost. In cases of genuine error, the option to waive repayment could be offered. If a player destroys ten vehicles, a total debt of $10 million should be imposed, and upon reaching a negative balance of that magnitude, permanent suspension ought to be enforced, as legitimate participants would not accrue such liabilities under normal conditions.

To deter repeated infractions, a tiered disciplinary framework should be implemented. A warning may be issued after three violations, followed by a six-month ban at ten. Subsequent transgressions should trigger a 24-month suspension and ultimately, permanent exclusion. Additionally, the public session monetary incentive should either apply to private instances or be coupled with protections against disruptive conduct targeting compliant users. Destruction of an asset such as a $500,000 narcotics shipment should incur a mirrored financial penalty.

The current risk-versus-reward paradigm lacks proportionality. Lengthy engagements utilizing rudimentary aircraft for nominal compensationโ€”such as $70,000โ€”offer insufficient incentive. When the proceeds from a single transaction are inadequate to replace a basic vehicle, the underlying economic design warrants reevaluation.

Participation trends reflect dissatisfaction with the gameplay contract. Engagement is primarily sustained due to lack of market alternatives. Were competing titles present, existing inefficiencies would likely have undermined retention.

What I meant to say.
Anonymous No.531204874 >>531205531 >>531207204
>>531204628
>a financial compensation mechanism could be introduced whereby destruction of a high-value personal vehicle results in the offending party reimbursing the full cost
>>531202849
>Blow up 10 cars, you're out 10 million
was there on launch and will never return because griefers and cheaters
could fake another player caused the destruction of a player vehicle and
drain the bank account of a targeted player by exploding every player
vehicle in a lobby and pin it to some innocent guy
Anonymous No.531205093 >>531205976 >>531210153 >>531211224
>>531202849
>$0 bank account you beat the system, that means you're negative $10m and get banned permanently, no fair player will ever be in debt that bad for anything but nefarious reasons. First 3 cars you blow up should prompt a warning telling you 7 more and you get an instant six month ban, second offence 24 month ban, third offence permanent ban
fucking kys? ban people over this? the oprmk2 simply should not be in the game

don't fix what ain't broken
Anonymous No.531205531 >>531206435 >>531210153
>>531204874
Yeah you used to have to pay the insurance premium though, not the full value.

But even with that it was too abusable.

Some people would roll up with 10+ friends all in max value cars and have you blow them up so you'd owe like $150k+ all at once. It was a quick way to fuck with lower-level new players who didn't immediately realize it was emptying their bank accounts
Anonymous No.531205976 >>531210153
>>531205093
Whilst I agree that rockstar caused it, it is hard to remove it now or to nerf it without appearing like complete scumbags. if you'd refund them 16 million for upgrades and the highest price they could safely delete them from the game. but it will cause an outrage they won't be able to control.

>>531202849
I understand why you would hate them if flying a helicopter. If you are on the road Imani tech fixed the problem. what you propose though would also outrage people. explosive rounds and railguns alone punish choppers already enough. you are a fish in a barrel.
Anonymous No.531206435 >>531206713 >>531210153
>>531202849
>>531205531
Why would I pay the full value? Mors Mutual charges you 5000 GTA$ if you destroy it yourself.
I hope you understand insurance IRL. You can insure even the case where YOU yourself were the sole cause of an accident.
If the maximum amount for a respawnable vehicle in self caused totalling is 5k, why would someone else pay full price?
It just seems to me you want to get people banned and struggle to come up with arguments.
By your logic I could use the oppressor to shoot down Duggan NPC aircraft and other players could suicide in my rockets to trigger a ban of me.
Every anti-griefer mechanic can be exploited in reverse if you do it right.
When i wanted to have someone in CS:GO get kicked for friendly fire I'd just suicide in his hand grenades.
Thanks for adding new griefer mechanics!
Anonymous No.531206713 >>531207204
>>531206435
>Why would I pay the full value? Mors Mutual charges you 5000 GTA$ if you destroy it yourself.
Some vehicles used to be $20,000 each. If you got 5-10 friends rolling up in $20,000 claim vehicles and make someone blow them all up, that can $100-200k all at once.

Far too abusable, so they nerfed it so you only pay for your own mistake or it's free if someone else blows it up.
Anonymous No.531207204
>>531206713
and it was exploited as anon pointed out >>531204874

Name me 5 occurrences where (You) have a real problem with the OpMkII being in the game. I want 5 real examples where it causes you problems. What are you doing when it happens? Explain how this is a problem "we" must fix. List them.
Anonymous No.531209631 >>531209905
>give examples
>*cricket noises*
>it all was bait
glad I didn't bump when replying
Anonymous No.531209905 >>531210620
>>531209631
I mean, you also asked it from someone who wasn't involved in the original discussion and has no problems with the Mk2 in general.

Not really sure what you expected me to say.
Anonymous No.531210153 >>531210856 >>531211224
>>531205093
Ok remove it then. And yes. Ban them. If you demand the right to go around harassing people there is a section "griefing or disruptive gameplay" where you will be reported. This behaviour is not and will not be tolerated. Actually it should be first time offence perma-ban. 6 months later look how many shark cards we sold! :)
>>531205531
>If I roll up with or without 10 friends and tell you to rob a bank you could do it so we can't have banks no more banks guys.
Ok.
>>531205976
How bout delete the oppressor, and if you paid $1m for upgrades you get $0, if you paid $16m you get $0 that way everyone gets what they deserve and it's all fair. Agreed? Agreed. And How bout that imani tech on every single player own- ohhh wait half measures. You. Are. Fucking. Dismissed. Lil. Boy.
>>531206435
If I blow up my own vehicle I pay $0 if you blow it up you pay full cost of the car as a deterrent to your abhorrent lack of self control so maybe after you have to buy the game for the 3,790,465,768th time you will finally learn that we don't ruin the game for others because we have low IQ :). Now that you're even more confused by simple concepts let's continue on to other simple concepts shall we? Great. So what you're telling me is that you regularly are shooting rockets at a duggan npc and other players drive their CEO/MC delivery vehicle directly into the path of the flying rocket and get blown up and in this case you would get banned. How many times has this happened to you? 0? Yes. That's how many times this has happened to you. 0. That's how many people would get banned because they were shooting rockets at a duggan npc and someone minding their own business decided to kamikaze into your rockets. 0.
Anonymous No.531210620
>>531209905
Nothing really because I got distracted and didn't pay much attention to how many anons were talking about the subject. I'm just trying to figure out if it really still is a problem. When the flying bike was new and imani upgrades were limited i'd agree.
i only take an issue here how companies can dumb a game down so much and appeal to an audience that will make players just put the game down or go play solo lobbies.
you can fight the griefer and defeat him, but I never get my wasted lifetime back.
and with instanced lobbies, if I swap lobby my timers all reset to zero and I don't get new nightclub money for another 48 mins.

what will people here put GTA 6 down instantly if they add it to Online 2?
Anonymous No.531210856
>>531210153
>If I blow up my own vehicle I pay $0
try it ingame and show me how its free. you don't even own gta.
>You. Are. Fucking. Dismissed. Lil. Boy.
School out somewhere? Holidays?
What the fuck is going on here.
Anonymous No.531211224
>>531210153
>because we have low IQ :)

Don't ever pull this redditor """we""" shit on 4chan.

>>531205093
>fucking kys?

unironically at this point
Anonymous No.531212038
Is cherax detected now?
Anonymous No.531212759
>>530962181
Enhanced is Dx12 only, go check if your GPU supports Dx12, if it does and it can also play Legacy then it'll play Enhanced just as well (or bad)
Anonymous No.531213024
>dx12 released 2015
>does your card have it
Saar, you have to go back.
Anonymous No.531216459
>Page 10
Anonymous No.531217127 >>531217417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI2QlPWiSV8
Is he right?
Anonymous No.531217417
>>531217127
where is the ps5 giveaway, poob?
also, yeah. passive businesses are pretty objective
Anonymous No.531218054
>>531198239
what?
Anonymous No.531218494 >>531220095
>lobby invite for cayo
>nice
>lvl13 host
>oh no
>dude ends up being better than me
in the off chance youre here. cheers man
Anonymous No.531220095 >>531221178
>>531190787
I'm saying only streamers and people who want to be just like their favorite streamers play FiveM, if real people played, it would either have its own general or more people in this general would talk about it.
>>531218494
>join rando cayo heist
>0 issues
>time to leave the island
>quickly go to the shore and wait for them to follow me
>they decide to go to the airstrip
>they get detected and die twice
>because I already left island the heist auto finishes
>400k take on his first heist
kek, that's what you get for going after the yellow dot.
Anonymous No.531221178 >>531225497
>>531220095
>if real people played, it would either have its own general or more people in this general would talk about it
it's too complicated and I am a programmer running linux servers. watching the video posted above I don't trust the russian and georgian (not the U.S. one) devs either. shit might one day have RCE or infostealers.
also it sounds gay to go on voip and play as a woman with my husky ass voice being a medium fat ageing dude with full hair.
Anonymous No.531222298
what is worse for your eyes. salt water or plasma?
Anonymous No.531222373 >>531224183
>>531050956
Smh she caked tf up on a Tuesday.
Anonymous No.531224183 >>531224557 >>531716101
>>531222373
We all need this deep down for gtao2
Anonymous No.531224557 >>531225618
>>531224183
given how lucia dresses id we'll probably get it
Anonymous No.531225497 >>531226416
>>531221178
My problem with it is that it's super cliquey, to the point that servers require an application for you to join.
Why would you ever want that? Imagine literally any other game asking that.
>wanna play batman arkham city? please fill this form so I can decide if you're a cool enough dude
Fuck off, holy shit.
Anonymous No.531225618 >>531225848 >>531716101
>>531224557
so cake and dump or
Anonymous No.531225848 >>531716101
>>531225618
toppings?
Anonymous No.531226416
>>531225497
>My problem with it is that it's super cliquey
Same, I'm not a giga retard and can socialize but I've been on someone's discord for example and just vibed too well. Their server owner took a liking to me and then I started get shit from the others because they were jealous.
>require an application for you to join
Not selling my soul or signing in blood for an autistic online biker club, kek
Yeah you sound alright, we're not joining a cult. They should be glad we LARP with these nerds and be friendly to them and maybe stick our faces into their serv every weekend.
I once was in a WoW guild and sheesh what controlling freaks those were
Anonymous No.531226576
>bypass module setup
>garage door won't open unless you destroy the jammers
It's so tiresome.
Also, van dude's van can float.
Anonymous No.531227825 >>531228404
thermals are fucking retarded
Anonymous No.531228340
>>531201871
I just happened to have played all three Mafias recently.
Anonymous No.531228404
>>531227825
no skill griefers eating 20 snacks from wheel to quickheal would disagree whilst spamming you with explosive rounds
*quits lobby after 3-0 wins when running out of vests and ammo*
Anonymous No.531229140
>an error occurred while authenticating with rockstar games services
Why won't it stop saying this?
Anonymous No.531230645 >>531231021 >>531231319 >>531234090
What is a muscle car in this game that would look good binbofied if I go bimbomode with my character?
Anonymous No.531231021
>>531230645
the impaler
Anonymous No.531231319 >>531231649 >>531234090
>>531230645
https://gtacars.net/?sort=price_mp&filter_race_class=msl

Buy a Vigero ZX Convertible HSW, so you actually can show of you body to other players
Anonymous No.531231649
>>531231319
very nice
Anonymous No.531234090 >>531234585
>>531230645
>>531231319
seconding
mine is pink with the tramp stamp livery
Anonymous No.531234585
>>531234090
>tramp stamp livery
reading these threads gives me bad ideas that feel so right
Anonymous No.531234729 >>531234882 >>531239623 >>531241865
>use quick join
>host starts as soon as they can to trap you in their activity.
>get bad sport points if you quit at any point
Very gay, R*
Anonymous No.531234882
>>531234729
Bad sport points? Even if I would.. by mere chance pull my network cable?
Anonymous No.531235134
House for sale, comes with free dog.
Anonymous No.531236076 >>531236440
I finally got robbed. 30+ crates from my practically full warehouse because R* hasn't bothered to fix these glitched raids.
Anonymous No.531236440
>>531236076
Contact support. It's annoying but if it's the result of a glitch they will likely compensate you. I've for the most part never had issues with them when the cause for loss was on the games part.
Anonymous No.531239623
>>531234729
>quick join has been broken on enhanced and doesn't show the job name half the time

its always slush fund and they never want to drive
Anonymous No.531240393 >>531317219
>>531174950
"Ruiner" hoodie from LSCM has in fact the 928 silhouette
Anonymous No.531240879 >>531241325 >>531241621 >>531246095
is there a quick way to get mk2 ammo?
Anonymous No.531241325 >>531241697
>>531240879
Send it away. Call it again.
Anonymous No.531241621 >>531241697
>>531240879
Do the mc trick on it
Anonymous No.531241697 >>531246095 >>531252152
>>531241325
>>531241621
i mean for the mk2 weapons
Anonymous No.531241865
>>531234729
Then don't use quick join, babingus.
Anonymous No.531245507 >>531245816 >>531252282
Are the days of heists and 2x series over? Nobody seems to join anything anymore.
Anonymous No.531245816 >>531247178
>>531245507
I try to join peoples setups but its very hard to get 4 people to stay in the lobby
Anonymous No.531246095 >>531246337
>>531240879
>>531241697
Weapon workshop in a terrorbyte or MOC
Anonymous No.531246337
>>531246095
ah thanks
Anonymous No.531247101 >>531247363
can you kill animals in gtao EE?
Anonymous No.531247178 >>531247363 >>531252282 >>531253924
>>531245816
What happened? Is the game just dead?
Anonymous No.531247363 >>531247519
>>531247101
yes
>>531247178
no. most people just prefer to make money alone
Anonymous No.531247519 >>531248013
>>531247363
....even pets?
Anonymous No.531248013 >>531248076
>>531247519
you mean cats and dogs? not sure. i know you can run cats over
Anonymous No.531248076
>>531248013
:(
Anonymous No.531252152 >>531309326 >>531309780
>>531241697
https://youtu.be/CgYG6JyMHE8
Anonymous No.531252282 >>531252565 >>531270195
>>531245507
For a long time I thought this on console until I learned that players are grouped into different sessions based on aim settings, and I had changed my setting to free aim at one point. When I switched back to the default aim setting (partial aim assist if I remember right) they were once again populated as ever. I learned that there are different perks to the different settings, certain kinds of players tend to flock to one or another. I don't KNOW for sure that this is your problem but it's worth considering. If you join someone with a different aim setting or somehow end of in a session with one, it will automatically change your aim setting (not including deadzones, sensitivity, or aim accelerations settings, to be clear, those are independant and won't change the servers you end up in so don't worry about them), so it could have happened without you even knowing.
>>531247178
The game kind of inadvertantly disincentivizes co-op play, by virtue of the fact of co-operation being a problem with lack of communication (leading to wasted time) in heists, and in the case of other missions (take the Guzman heist) being a fraction of what the host makes (50,000 I think) despite that being a pay you could make solo a lot faster with a payphone hit (even in it's nerfed state), or a spare gun parts bunker sale, or a security contract, etc.

Rockstar does not know how you balance their game. If you got 180-200k for being a guest on the Guzman heist or something like that, more would probably join it because it would then have value in the greater context of things, but as it stands, if you care about making money at all (as the game abundantly incentivises by balancing everything about online around it) then it's not worth doing. That's also one of my main criticsims about this game.
Anonymous No.531252565
>>531252282
>and in the case of other missions (take the Guzman heist) being a fraction of what the host makes (50,000 I think
Excuse me, the PAYMENT being a fraction, that is. I don't know why I forgot to use that word.
Anonymous No.531253924 >>531254475
>>531247178
its a ton of factors
contact missions tab is oversaturated
r* broke matchmaking like half a decade ago
freeroam activities pay more and are soloable
frustration with disconnects and retards
any session change has a non negligable risk of needing a restart because of connection bs
playerbase split with the upgrade

long answer short yes its dead
Anonymous No.531254475 >>531254586 >>531256457
>>531253924
>r* broke matchmaking like half a decade ago
More on this?
Anonymous No.531254586 >>531255191 >>531270195 >>531281657 >>531285345
>>531254475
https://youtu.be/8y5rRogUH4I

the game is unironically ramen and paper glue
Anonymous No.531255191 >>531255346
>>531254586
What a disaster. Rockstar is seriously inexcusably terrible. They've really tried to ruin their game in every conceivable way. The game should honestly be open source and non-proprietary at this point. Players would do infinitely better than rockstar. It's like rockstar doesn't even try.
Anonymous No.531255346 >>531255449
>>531255191
>Players would do infinitely better than rockstar.
that was 5m and they bought it lol
Anonymous No.531255449 >>531255570
>>531255346
Yep. Could that be replicated again or has rockstar legally patched out all hope?
Anonymous No.531255570 >>531256305
>>531255449
i dont think theres any appetite to try with a dying platform
who knows how open 6 will be
Anonymous No.531256305 >>531257138 >>531270195 >>531281657
>>531255570
I don't even want to buy gta 6 to be honest, for a myriad of reasons. I'd like to see what could be done with it, but things on that level are basically babylonian, if not literally so. They will define the perameters, and they will continue to outsource to india or something by contracting them to make the content for the game resulting in the same disjointed tower of babel language gap lack of communication spagghetti code clustered mess we've seen with gta online.

I'm predicting MASSIVE problems in the game in the first year, on an inprecedented scale for rockstar standards, of at least cyberpunk 2077 proportions, and then they will "patch it up" with a pretty little bow, pretending it's fixed and they've had some kind of reform, but then it will be back to business gta 5 online style with years of gtatube complaining.

I pray I'm wrong and that my pessimism will become plesant surprise, but as it has been said "there's nothing new under the sun".
Anonymous No.531256457
>>531254475
I didn't watch the video the other anon posted, but a big reason GTA Online matchmaking is dead is because they changed the rules of who can receive and who can send invites.
You can see the difference by starting a contact mission from a invite only lobby versus a public lobby.
Anonymous No.531256950
>starting mafia 2 story
>going back to vito's family apt
>EXTRA! EXTRA! MY BALLS ARE FREEZING!
LOL
>go into the apt building
>cat hisses at you and jumps out of the window
>comical crash noises
LMAO
Was Mafia 2 a comedy game this whole time?
I completely forgot about it.
Anonymous No.531257138 >>531257819
>>531256305
the only thing stopping 6online from being anthem tier is thats its r*
Anonymous No.531257819
>>531257138
I know, but with the precedent that's been set by gta online, and the apparently (and maybe I'm wrong, I don't know how it all works I'm just looking at the money they're allegedly spending and how ambitious it looks) unprecedented scale, there's more of a chance of something going wrong than any prior title. It's just conjecture though. I fear that something will be bad one way or another, like them making the game live service from the start, through and through, with even more brazen outwards greadiness. I think it takes a particular kind of good will for an industry like this, that a game like this doesn't end up being palpably greed driven. I don't think there's an in between when it comes to a company being for the players or for the money. The way I think it works, is the "in between" IS that they've made players and the experience and quality of the game the priority, because in a business the nature of it probably necessitates a fight against itself almost. Maybe that's dumb I don't know.
Anonymous No.531265308 >>531284578
the op needs the crew entry instructions updated so that invites are accepted on the social club website because apparently if you accept the invite in game it deletes the invite
Anonymous No.531269013 >>531284578
i really want to play rdo, but im afraid i might ruin myself the singleplayer because one day i wanna play it
what do, /rgg/?
Anonymous No.531270195
>>531252282
>>531254586
Interesting. Thank you. I didn't know any of this. Kind of disheartening to hear, but that's Rockstar for you.

>>531256305
At this point I'll only buy VI for the story. There are just too many issues with Online. I still play it, but the connectivity issues, the empty feeling of the sessions now, it's all starting to make singleplayer surpass Online.
Anonymous No.531278743
But they patched out a dozen ways of wearing masks under helmets.
Anonymous No.531281657
>>531256305
It's not pessimism. They delayed the game and everyone thinks this is a good sign because R* cannot fail. Then again CDPR failed and I will never trust them again. They failed so hard that they will only do Unreal Engine 5.x games now since that saves them time to optimize for consoles..

>>531254586
Lol this explains a lot!
Anonymous No.531284578
>>531265308
I didn't even accept it, just saw it ingame for a moment and it seemed to have been deleted.
Doesn't help that the notification you get on the website seems to redirect you to the wrong page to accept it.

>>531269013
If you're worrying about getting used to quicker skinning and looting animations then I'm pretty sure there is a mod for that.
Anonymous No.531285345 >>531285986 >>531286152 >>531289538
>>531254586
>he even made a flowchart for it
Nice.
So is there any way I could host, for example a short trip mission, and actually have the invites going out?
Am I getting it right that I should first host something like a race or soloable mission starting from a public lobby, set it to open matchmaking, run that race by myself(or maybe friend+crewmates), and then return to a public lobby and host the short trip.
Anonymous No.531285986
>>531285345
just be in a full lobby, set MM open and don't hit invite before the first 2 statements are true
I did it like this during halloween and got plenty of graveyard survival matches working. it were largely the same players until I went into a new lobby.
so in a sense it works but is broken because no matter what you do, the pool of players is limited to 30 peeps and some of your friends who may be online
Anonymous No.531286152
>>531285345
Go to a public session. Invite everyone in the session. If it doesn't work, switch to another session and try again.
Anonymous No.531289538
>>531285345
That's really gay that we have to do all this just to get some randoms in a mission. Fucking A, Rockstar.
Anonymous No.531290003
This is necessary.
https://youtu.be/BI0vnLU93Qc
Anonymous No.531290740 >>531291329 >>531299110
>>531184652
I know most of the backstory but what is this bullshit about it being shut down? fivem is still up to this day and about 500k people rotate in and out of servers daily, it's thriving.

Also rockstar has been testing rome in secret with nopixel fags
Anonymous No.531291329 >>531291456 >>531292054
>>531290740
That was not the subject about the video. If you need a summary as tl;dr:
J* rather used divide and conquer tactics after they couldn't intimidate the inventor with private investigators and threats of suing.
They didn't really buy it out either, but made the devs split in two groups that hate each other. One group having low skill developers that syphon off code from the skilled ones.
You should really watch the video and not just jump through segments. It's clear you have skipped parts.
Anonymous No.531291456
>>531291329
s/about/of
Anonymous No.531291570
>>531074347
it's completely outclassed by the dominator gtt now but at least they fixed the ridiculous overrevving
Anonymous No.531292054 >>531292348 >>531292835
>>531291329
I watched it months ago, it made me start playing fivem in the first place, lmao.
nothing I said was assumptions, fivem is still very much alive and it's very clear rockstar is using it as a datamine tool for R.O.M.E
a lot of things that are popular in fivem appeared in trailer 2 for GTA VI.

Even if the internal conflicts were scummy the original devs still made a massive impact on the future of GTA as a whole, we wouldn't be getting a UGC driven online for 6 if it wasn't for them and would be stuck with another shit tier GTAO.
Anonymous No.531292348 >>531292858 >>531299110
>>531292054
it was about bots and people jumping ship once ROME is available
you are attacking some argument the video didn't make
i often see this online that people hear something and then change the meaning of what was said
rewatch the ending, it's not dead, he says people love it. he said the end will come when there is the official version.

so I'm no angry but I really try to figure out what you think you heard. it's not there when I listen to the conclusion
Anonymous No.531292835
>>531292054
>a lot of things that are popular in fivem appeared in trailer 2 for GTA VI
i missed it, what was in there?

>the original devs still made a massive impact on the future of GTA as a whole
that for sure by not backing down and showing the world what a game can be

>if it wasn't for them and would be stuck with another shit tier GTAO
still it must anger r* that giving the player fun options will make their gta+ less attractive
player created content better than the game would raise eyebrows what the fuck r* is doing
r* is doing NOTHING
Anonymous No.531292858 >>531292954 >>531293169
>>531292348
the video is old, just open your eyes and experience fivem and look around yourself.
Anonymous No.531292954 >>531293087
>>531292858

Good for you!
Anonymous No.531293087
>>531292954
likewise lil lad
Anonymous No.531293169 >>531293634
>>531292858
it looks boring when i see streamers scroll through menus to roleplay. I don't want to have to manually spawn items to larp as emt and put a crashed patient on a stretcher with no animations to load him in my ambulance. it's all very barebones and neglects that making a good game is more than code and scripts. you need animators too.
Anonymous No.531293634 >>531294818
>>531293169
Some elements work better like cop radar and high speed chases to give speeding tickets.
There are operators that give you plates to scan for with the plate scanners on the roof.
Being a real EMT ingame and giving patients epinephrine probably is out of scope and only appeals 1% players.
Anonymous No.531294818
>>531293634
it would never work in pvp lobbies because griefing is too fun for some people

they will instantly attack you if they see you are having fun
Anonymous No.531297524 >>531312107
>guys fivem is so good
>no screenshot in the last 10 threads using fivem
liars every single one of them
Anonymous No.531299110 >>531311964
>>531186980
>>531290740
>>531292348
r* london's employment ad hinted dedicated servers which makes it almost certainly a paid gta+ feature. think of bethesda's experiment had paid mods. it's not gonna be made in india, they cannot code.
Anonymous No.531309326
>>531252152
i like them
this business sucks tho
Anonymous No.531309780
>>531252152
thank you
Anonymous No.531310124 >>531316618
i like them
this business is awful tho
Anonymous No.531311964
>>531299110
I don't think they will limit it to GTA+, it will obviously cost more to run your own servers just like fivem which has "tiers" higher tiers gives your server higher player slots, faster "streaming" of custom assets, voting rights etc.

Small chance they might require GTA+ just to connect since a lot of servers have monthly fees, some of the bigger servers that have 300+ players connected at all times literally cost up to 500 dollars a month which is insane and it baffles me to this day people line up for that shit
Anonymous No.531312107 >>531316618
>>531297524
why? most of the retards here are GTAO drones, we have had fivem content in the past but it's not fun sharing it when maybe 2% of the thread have even tried fivem.
Anonymous No.531316618 >>531316756 >>531318369 >>531334806 >>531416509
>>531310124
It's a shame how bad the bail bounty is, the pay is awful and 80% of the missions are in sandy shores or paleto.
Having to send the 2 workers manually is beyond stupid.
>>531312107
NTA but isn't that their point? If FiveM was so good more actual content would get posted instead of this peripheral talk around it.
I'll be honest, I'm kinda over modded content, i'm hard to have fun when you could tweak every single annoyance out of existence... It's part of the reason GTAO itself is bad, because the game is too damn convenient, between cars that self-right themselves and infinite weapons with infinite ammo and instantly spawning cars/helis/jets... now you add FiveM and you don't even have to make money and you don't even have to play missions, everything is just a menu click away.
What's the fun? Pretending to be a strimmer and having arguments with cops who are mods one insult away from a power trip? No thank you.
Anonymous No.531316756 >>531334806
>>531316618
>i'm hard to have fun
it's hard, I'm hard but that's unrelated.
Anonymous No.531317219
>>531240393
Holy shit, it does look like it more than a Ruiner
Anonymous No.531318369 >>531319819 >>531320539 >>531334806
>>531316618
Not exactly, most people who like fivem are more mature while GTAO is a containment zone for retards.
Very different player bases between the two which is probably why GTAO is majority south american/chinese/indian/russian/third world mongrels.
Anonymous No.531319003
>>530876209 (OP)
best way to play planes multiplayer? open lobbies don't work well for me
Anonymous No.531319819 >>531320507
>>531318369
>most people who like fivem are more mature
lol
fivem is leftover second life coomers and furries, who are also brown
Anonymous No.531320507 >>531323197
>>531319819
make sure to run your favorite heist for the 5000th, you definitely want to have enough GTA bucks to buy your GTAO mansion.
Anonymous No.531320539 >>531320974
>>531318369
Too many pedos and furries on fivem.
Anonymous No.531320974 >>531323285
>>531320539
based
Anonymous No.531323197
>>531320507
where do you think you are right now
Anonymous No.531323285 >>531323571
>>531320974
I'm in my mid 30's, i'm just tired of 18-25 year olds trying to pick me up cause they think im 12.
Anonymous No.531323571
>>531323285
kek
Anonymous No.531330637
reminder to buy the rapid gt classic this week
Anonymous No.531334806 >>531357921
>>531316756
>you are unable to have fun if you don't enjoy my kind of fun where you lick shit off the heel of my cop boots

>>531316618
>one insult away from a power trip
love how he instantly made your point

>>531318369
>people who like fivem are more mature
Really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNH-2KwUdVo

>GTAO is a containment zone for retards
beats having fivem downs which is genetic
Anonymous No.531338367 >>531349219
>>530877314
I'm bored of the game and I grief occasionally but there's just nothing to do anymore.
Anonymous No.531343101 >>531703036
>>530877314
>I modded in about $400m
stopped reading
get back to delivering my ubereats ranjeet
Anonymous No.531346137 >>531346545 >>531349757
What was the 46MB patch downloaded today that need to restart and change Steam just to get the game to boot up?
Anonymous No.531346545
>>531346137
I think it was just the R* launcher client update.
Anonymous No.531349219
>>531338367
I'm just tired of the 1/3 chance of the infinite black loading screen when I do anything that involves me "leaving" free roam.
Anonymous No.531349757 >>531356137 >>531358716
>>531346137
https://x.com/TezFunz2/status/1945069194648662055
It was meaningful for few people
>>530877314
I'm in partial retirement ingame. Rn I'm only getting a blast out of this combo: Anything 12 mins or less and paying ~300k.
https://youtu.be/ZOeYk6HnuTc?feature=shared&t=23
If you see me playing GTA 6 online clip me.
Anonymous No.531356137 >>531383202
>>531349757
>fixing acid lab bugs years later

ok rockstar
Anonymous No.531357921
>>531334806
>cheeto head
based and more entertaining than anyone in this thread
Anonymous No.531358716 >>531364702
>>531349757
this looks like a gay asian man
Anonymous No.531364702 >>531366690
>>531358716
Someone's projector is running strong today.
Anonymous No.531366590 >>531367638
to think gta 6 comes out in less than 12 months (assuming it doesn't get delayed to Fall kek)
and assuming the rumors are true that gta 6 online will be ready day 1
will you guys finish the gta 6 campaign before touching the multiplayer?
Anonymous No.531366690
>>531364702
Anonymous No.531367638
>>531366590
rockstar has never issued a delay after giving a hard date
I also think 6 online will have at least a 1 month grace period between singleplayer launch and MP.
Anonymous No.531372073 >>531439232
turns out the long fin can actually turn if you hold r1
Anonymous No.531373782
I need to learn how to take better screenshots.
Anonymous No.531373980
I mean they're not bad, just not the most interesting.
Anonymous No.531374185
Anonymous No.531374428 >>531378402 >>531405703
...
Anonymous No.531376012
>>530877314
I've been effectively restarting on PC and working my way back up. Lots of businesses to buy still, as well as upgrade. I mainly just want to get some good cars for races and then get planes weaponized vevhicles. Feels kind of annoying doing it all again. It's a lot of hours of grinding.
Anonymous No.531378402
>>531374428
kek
Anonymous No.531383202 >>531384970
>>531356137
lol. at least they fixed it at all, I guess
Anonymous No.531384970 >>531386023 >>531405595
>>531383202
Unfortunately I don't think they have. There was this bug I reported to them a while ago where I couldn't enter my acid lab when an organization event (for example, stand your ground) was going. They investigates and escalated my ticket to the level of "proper review" or something along the lines of that (that's what they do when they can see there's a real bug problem), it gets marked as resolved, then an update later I run into it again.

There's also a whole new issue I've had for months where Mutt seems to take a LOT longer to get acid supplies when I pay for it, it almost seems like it bugs the session I purchase it in, such that it doesn't activate whatever timer is supposed to go. I haven't really tracked it so I'm not sure but it feels way off.
Anonymous No.531386023 >>531386557
>>531384970
>There was this bug I reported to them a while ago where I couldn't enter my acid lab when an organization event (for example, stand your ground) was going
this happens to pretty much every property
you just have to change session
Anonymous No.531386557
>>531386023
I remember it also happenning with the agency once. Anything entered with a blue corona, but I thought that was fixed.
Anonymous No.531405595
>>531384970
Well they've never managed to fix the infinite ammo glitch and it's been nearly ten years at this point, so you can't trust them too much.
Anonymous No.531405703
>>531374428
Don't you hate when you drop something inside the car? It can be so hard to reach...
Anonymous No.531406925 >>531454267
You ARE going to larp as Michael Westen when GTA VI Online comes out, right anons?
Anonymous No.531412282
Whoever used to own this car, may have been accident prone.
Anonymous No.531412435 >>531413883
Had time to kill.
Imagine my surprise, that it was even possible.
Anonymous No.531412613 >>531413883
You know how it is, when you spend a bunch of time inside one of your properties, and you go outside, and suddenly all your associates are calling you about warehouses being full and things needing your attention. As if they didn't know, the whole point of the the entire crime empire was to collect PRB merch.
Anonymous No.531413883 >>531414038
>>531412435
>>531412613
I just noticed today that I had these machines in my arcade. What do you even do with the plushies when you win them? Where do they go?
Anonymous No.531414038
>>531413883
They show up in your arcade office on the desk. I think they are supposed also become available in the penthouse decorations, but I haven't gone to check yet.
Anonymous No.531416509
>>531316618
>80% of the missions are in sandy shores or paleto
The trick is learning which are the "rich woman" bounties is since they can only send you to the mansions in the city, which is a small drive if you're in the del perro or downtonwn vinewood location, so then you can get them done in like 5 minutes at which point the pay is alright.
Basically all other standard bounties are liable to be massive wastes of time, having at least one variation that sends you to paleto bay.
Anonymous No.531421335
>>530876209 (OP)
>The game is unable to communicate with Rockstar game services
What the hell am I doing wrong
Anonymous No.531421979 >>531447929
>social club is now gone
rockstar maybe gearing up for social club v2.0 for VI?
Anonymous No.531435756 >>531442694
>start GTA 5/online
>select production speed event to hopefully be dropped at my weed farm
>get stuck in a 10min loading screen
That'll teach me to start online in anything but private lobbies, at least I can alt+f4 to get a closing prompt and don't need to forcer quit.
Anonymous No.531439232 >>531454558
>>531372073
All boats do that since 2014
Anonymous No.531442694 >>531445551
>>531435756
for me since the PS3 days I always went into story mode first then into online.
that always felt like it loaded the fastest with basically no loading screen loop
Anonymous No.531445551
>>531442694
if you didn't buy singleplayer a third time you have to go straight into public
Anonymous No.531447929 >>531448147 >>531449107
>>531421979
Wait what
Anonymous No.531448147 >>531449107
>>531447929
Oh shit they really did it!
Anonymous No.531449107 >>531449945 >>531450397
>>531447929
>>531448147
socialcub.rockstargames.com/YOUR_USERNAME

Should still work
Anonymous No.531449945 >>531450397
>>531449107
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/YOURNAME/games worked for me
Anonymous No.531450397 >>531501949
>>531449107
>>531449945
Is this proof that Rockstar actually is going to give up on Online and focus on pushing VI?
Anonymous No.531451139 >>531454232
Anonymous No.531454232
>>531451139
hรถp
Anonymous No.531454267 >>531565305
>>531406925
>LARPing in a video game
Pendantry aside, it's a beach city so I'll have to do my fair share of slow motion running.
Anonymous No.531454558
>>531439232
i had no idea
Anonymous No.531460128 >>531460678 >>531461543 >>531461904 >>531462697
every fucking time
Anonymous No.531460678
>>531460128
magic
Anonymous No.531461543
>>531460128
it really do be like that every time
finally got myself a sultan classic so i can stop using that nigress's ride
Anonymous No.531461904 >>531462101
>>531460128
>park the car in there
>game decides to put it in the other car park
Anonymous No.531462101
>>531461904
it's a cop or npc who is taking the car from your spot and driving it on their own, it happens to me nearly every time
Anonymous No.531462697
>>531460128
>singleplayer
>park the getaway car anywhere in the city
>online
>park in this exact spot
They have the tools but they refuse to use it.
Anonymous No.531467914 >>531468180 >>531470190 >>531479824
>Do bunker delivery in the Phantom Wedge
>Some guy in a Raiju starts following me
>Get out and hit him with the railgun
>Nothing happens, he flies away
>Get back in the truck, GTAO intro starts
>Like the full video intro with the title card
>Arrive in LS with Lamar, my character is invisible
>Still got the cops from the delivery mission, car gets shot to shit while Lamar just drives
>Arrive at parking lot next to Eclipse Blvd garage
>Can't enter garage while selling weapons
>What.jpeg
>Fly back to where I left the truck, it's still there
>No marker on the map anymore
>Knew where to go, deliver truck
>Sale succesful
What a ride
Anonymous No.531468180 >>531468289
>>531467914
kek shouldve recorded it
Anonymous No.531468289
>>531468180
I should have, didn't think of it, but I managed to take some screenshots
Anonymous No.531468531 >>531468626
The gun he gave me was floating around
Anonymous No.531468626
>>531468531
lol
Anonymous No.531468752
Anonymous No.531470190 >>531472342
>>531467914
wait the intro is lamar now? i thought it was travor
Anonymous No.531472342 >>531472991
>>531470190
I had completely memoryholed the entire intro so I would't know
Anonymous No.531472991
>>531472342
oh no wait... that's the old one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDIPhqi9H90
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIvhwRx0jRM
what the hell
Anonymous No.531474031
Boy is it good to be able to skip this cutscene now.
Anonymous No.531474283 >>531477671
Anonymous No.531477671 >>531483284
>>531474283
The best one I saw was Big Ol Boobies, when they would activate Out of Sight.
Anonymous No.531479824 >>531480441
>>531467914
Modder forcing it, or Rockstar's spaghetti code having a meltdown? YOU DECIDE!
Anonymous No.531480441
>>531479824
I was convinced the guy in the Raiju was the modder but then I could just complete the sale so I'm not sure anymore
Anonymous No.531483284
>>531477671
I like to use dumb names like these and then go after other players so that they see it.
Anonymous No.531484137
Going to do some grinds then cry myself to sleep https://youtu.be/BMOlZtpANa0
Anonymous No.531489769
>2X GTA$ and RP
>Mr. Faber Work (4X for GTA+ Members)
>Time Trials
>Gโ€™s Cache
>Stockpile
big sleep
Anonymous No.531490194 >>531490480 >>531490841 >>531492298 >>531492826 >>531493828 >>531505268 >>531522386
[Weekly Challenges and Vehicles]
Podium Vehicle: Grotti Furia
Prize Ride Challenge: Place Top 3 in the LS Car Meet Series for 3 days in a row
Prize Ride Vehicle: Pegassi Infernus Classic
Time Trial: Coast to Coast
Premium Race: Across the Wilderness, locked to Off-Road
Test Ride 1: Invetero Coquette (Removed Vehicle)
Test Ride 2: Vapid Clique
Test Ride 3: Dewbauchee Exemplar (Removed Vehicle)

[PS5, Xbox X|S, and PC Enhanced Only]
HSW Time Trial: Pacific Bluffs to Mount Gordo
Premium Test Ride: Coil Cyclone II

[This Week's Salvage Yard Robberies Vehicles]
The McTony Robbery: Pegassi Ignus
The Duggan Robbery: Albany Cavalcade XL
The Podium Robbery: Bravado Buffalo EVX

[This Week's Challenge]
Complete five Mr. Faber Work Missions to receive GTA$100,000

[This Week's FIB Priority File]
The Brute Force File

[Luxury Autos]
Annis Minimus
Grotti LSCM Cheetah Classic

[Premium Deluxe Motorsports]
Ocelot Lynx (Removed Vehicle)
Western Wolfsbane (Removed Vehicle)
Pegassi Vacca (Removed Vehicle)
Canis Bodhi (Removed Vehicle)
Vapid Retinue (Removed Vehicle)

[Bonuses]
-2X GTA$ and RP
Mr. Faber Work (4X for GTA+ Members)
Time Trials
Gโ€™s Cache
Stockpile

[Discounts]
-40% Off
Mammoth Hydra
Pegassi Zorrusso
Declasse Draugur
Declasse Weaponized Tampa
Gallivanter Baller ST-D
Grotti Bestia GTS
Vapid Dominator GTX
Vapid Ellie
Vulcar Nebula Turbo
Western Annihilator
Western Rogue
Western Seabreeze

[Gun Van Discounts]
-30% off
Tactical SMG

-40% off for GTA+ Members
Railgun
Anonymous No.531490480
>>531490194
Anonymous No.531490841
>>531490194
really shoving that money fronts shit all month when it can be tier 4'd in like a day
Anonymous No.531492298 >>531492795 >>531494154 >>531494734
>>531490194
ehh might pick up an annihilator
Anonymous No.531492795
>>531492298
do you know if it has the rappel rope thing? or does only its stealth variant have that
Anonymous No.531492826 >>531493636
>>531490194
WHEN AM I GETTING CAYO OR ATT-16 ASSAULT BACK YOU R* MOFOS
Anonymous No.531493636 >>531509186
>>531492826
What was the point of them even removing it
Anonymous No.531493828
>>531490194
>Podium Vehicle: Grotti Furia
Does it at least have a unique livery? Or is it another fast vehicle that I could lag switch repeatedly until I win the spin, put it in one of a dozen garages, and never drive again?
Anonymous No.531494154
>>531492298
You can steal them often enough to not warrant buying one, same with the Lazer. I can't remember the last time I flew my actual personal Lazer instead of lifting one from Zancudo. Don't waste money on the annihilator.

>>53149279
Even though it doesn't have the rappel bar, apparently you can.
https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1gflawu/i_had_no_clue_this_was_possible/
Anonymous No.531494734 >>531495512
>>531492298
You've got about a year left to enjoy your money, so may as well buy anything and everything.

It does have kinda the same problem as most of the aircraft. Namely that you have to go fetch it after it spawns somewhere. It's why everyone owns their own fleet of devastating war machines, but still flies around in sparrows.
Anonymous No.531495512
>>531494734
J* won't turn Online off until:
1) VI Online is out on PC
and
2) a significant player base is on VI Online and spending money
You've got 3-5 years left to enjoy your money. Which is also why J* doesn't release anything big.
Anonymous No.531497063 >>531500049 >>531503006 >>531507226
I'm starting to feel like story mode with a select few mods has overtaken online.
Anonymous No.531500049 >>531501629
>>531497063
Story mode was always better than online. Nobody playing story mode would care about touching businesses until they ran out of real missions. The problem is that we've already played that game over and over and it has nothing else left to offer.

How many new GTA games would exist if Rockstar wasn't spending their effort on Online for so many years?
Anonymous No.531501629 >>531502867 >>531504330
>>531500049
honestly I doubt GTA would be as popular as it is today if they never did the pseudo mmo online thing with gtao
a lot of zoomers growing up had GTAO as their first significant mmo experience
Anonymous No.531501949 >>531502350
>>531450397
nah they're obviously making a new online platform, they recently had job openings for a VI mobile app.
Have to remember VI has a massive social media presence in the game, I'm assuming we will have some sort of tiktok/instagram tier social club V2 interface in the future.
Anonymous No.531502350 >>531502875
>>531501949
>first social club is a ripoff of Facebook
>second social club is a ripoff of tiktok
Genius
Anonymous No.531502867 >>531503103
>>531501629
I stopped playing in 2019 and started playing again in June. What did I miss that made the game so popular? It seems like the same old game right now.
Anonymous No.531502875
>>531502350
It's exciting waiting to see how open and free VI online will be but I dread the monetization, there's no way rockstar won't try to nickle and dime it to death.
I still suspect VI online might literally require GTA+ just to access it, imagine a playerbase that reaches 10 million plus all paying a monthly sub.
GTA+ to access and still have a cash shop within the game.
Anonymous No.531503006
>>531497063
Unless "select mods" is the entirety of GTAO being playable offline, then no, you're wrong.
I don't care about eating and pulling NPCs over in a cop car, GTA mods are garbage.
Anonymous No.531503103
>>531502867
It basically is but for some reason the younger generations just absolutely love the shit out of GTAO.
FiveM also became really stable and more complete around 2019 so there's that too.
Anonymous No.531504330
>>531501629
Nah. People only give GTAO a chance at all, because GTA has been popular since GTA3.
Anonymous No.531505268 >>531508652
>>531490194
>2X GTA$ and RP
>Mr. Faber Work
Remind me, was any of them fast enough that it could justify playing them? iirc none of them paid over 30k for what could take like 15 minutes.
Either way thinking I'll pick up the Draugur and Rogue.
>All removed at Simeon's
Any of them something to look at? Mostly eyeing the wolfsbane for my chopper garage, but I would have to toss another out for it.
Anonymous No.531507226 >>531517757 >>531518316
>>531497063
i'd rather play any other gta offline than 5
Anonymous No.531508652
>>531505268
Most of them can be done pretty fast. There is an especially slow mission that involves following a truck.
Anonymous No.531509186 >>531509873
>>531493636
someone at headquarters got upset these modes were popular and didn't want people having fun
Anonymous No.531509618 >>531513672 >>531565305
6 online better have goth loli outfits
Anonymous No.531509873
>>531509186
the aircraft carrier business battle would bring the framerate down into the single digits on old gen, and they don't want to have actual content available on new gen systems that isn't on old.
Anonymous No.531513672 >>531565305
>>531509618
I don't ask for much, all I need is high cut bodysuits and cool helmets.
Anonymous No.531517757 >>531518316
>>531507226
yeah after playing 3, vice city, and now I'm about 80% through SA, they're all so much better than 5 it's insane.
5 was a massive downgrade in the gameplay and story department
Anonymous No.531518316 >>531518530 >>531518795
>>531507226
>>531517757
I can play GTA 5 single player in 2025 and still enjoy myself and not feel like it's super dated

I can play GTA 4 single player in 2025 and still enjoy myself and while it feels dated, it's not too jarring.

I can't play any GTA older than that without having to put on nostalgia blinders first and play it with a big dose of context and patience. It's somewhat fun if you can harken back to your memories playing it when it first came out, but they're just not particularly good games to play outside of that setting and I wouldn't enjoy trying just to sit down randomly and playing the older games.

You do you, but for me I could pour a few hours into GTA5 single player easily, i'd struggle to play the older GTAs for more than 30 minutes.
Anonymous No.531518530
>>531518316
3 and vice city were pretty rough but san andreas isn't too bad but I'm also playing san andreas on PC with all of the bell and whistle fan patch/mods to make it the "best version"

3 was definitely the worse, but outside of first person aiming being unbearable in vice city I really enjoyed VC.
Anonymous No.531518795
>>531518316
I do not feel this way. about the only genuinely fucky thing about the older GTAs to me is the shooting mechanics (L1/Circle for shoot is silly) but honestly I'm kinda sick of modern games all having the same control scheme so it's nice to play with something different. Maybe it's because of the thousands of hours I put into the PS2 games, but I honestly prefer using face buttons for stuff like sprinting and jumping; I still haven't fully adapted to modern games using stuff like the triggers or toggles for that stuff even though it's been the norm for 15+ years. playing San Andreas is like slipping my hand into a well-worn baseball mitt.
Anonymous No.531521029 >>531521461
Is VI in the same universe as Vice City?
Anonymous No.531521461 >>531527513
>>531521029
No

VC is 3D universe, VI is HD universe.
Anonymous No.531522386 >>531522702 >>531544960
>>531490194
>-2X GTA$ and RP
>Mr. Faber Work
Frickin finally, I've been waiting for this for a month. Time to complete the tier 4 challenge
Absolute dog doodoo otherwise though :(
Anonymous No.531522702 >>531522879 >>531522890
>>531522386
Faber's been on 2x for the last month
Anonymous No.531522879 >>531523257 >>531523434
>>531522702
No it hasn't idiot
Anonymous No.531522890
>>531522702
Faber work is SHITE
Anonymous No.531523257 >>531526819
>>531522879
Are you stupid, or just retarded?
Anonymous No.531523434 >>531523870
>>531522879
I consider anything to do with car wash Faber's work.
Anonymous No.531523870 >>531524096
>>531523434
>I consider [things that are not X] to be [X]
Anonymous No.531524096 >>531526819
>>531523870
>start money laundering
>get called by Faber
>start weed delivery
>get called by Faber
>start helitours
>get called by Faber
if this isn't working for Faber then I don't know what is
Anonymous No.531526597 >>531583763
i like the skyscraper weapons missions in cayo prep. the merryweather HQ one pisses me off
Anonymous No.531526819 >>531527189
>>531523257
Look up the bonuses for the last few weeks, cocksucker. Show me where it says "Mr. Faber Work"

>>531524096
Do you pay taxes? Then you're working for the government. But are you a government worker?
Also Raf is the one calling you, dipshit
Anonymous No.531527189 >>531530792
>>531526819
Raf and Faber are one and the same individual.
Anonymous No.531527513 >>531527816 >>531528727 >>531530792
>>531521461
Kek is this seriously their excuse so they don't have to try to have connections between the two games
Anonymous No.531527613 >>531527741 >>531528320 >>531528496
i wonder who came up with the idea to make police wear a jewish star
Anonymous No.531527741 >>531528320
>>531527613
Buck broken society
Anonymous No.531527816
>>531527513
There are 3 distinct universes in GTA games, 2D, 3D, and HD.

2D is GTA/GTA2
3D is GTA3/Vice City/San Andreas/Liberty City Stories/VC Stories
HD is GTA4/GTA5/GTA6
Anonymous No.531528320 >>531528671
>>531527741
>>531527613
it's a hexagram (and not all sheriff's stars are six-pointed; my county has five). Jews didn't adopt the star of David as a unifying cultural symbol until the 20th century, long after they had become common with police badges.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexagram
Anonymous No.531528496 >>531528626
>>531527613
Is dis a serius question rn
Anonymous No.531528626
>>531528496
Nothing said by anyone ranting about da joos should be taken seriously.
Anonymous No.531528671
>>531528320
if I were to put money on the inspiration, it would probably be Freemasonry, due to the historical importance of Freemasonry on American political philosophy. The Freemasons use the hexagram a lot to reference King Solomon of the Bible.
Anonymous No.531528727 >>531528928 >>531529354
>>531527513
I mean they have a phil cassidy cameo in VI, it's either alternate universe phil or maybe it will be his son
I'm going to immediately see if vercetti mansion is in the game day 1 of VI
Oceanic View is already confirmed in, so maybe malibu etc will be too.
Also it's obvious the murica flag swimsuits are a throw back to candy suxx
Anonymous No.531528928 >>531529354 >>531529785
>>531528727
Celebrities, politicians, DJs, place names, brands/companies, are all somewhat consistent throughout the 3 universes.
Anonymous No.531529354 >>531529785
>>531528727
>>531528928
you're overthinking it. they make broad stroke references as a wink and nudge to the audience but nothing actually relevant to the worldbuilding. Tommy Vercetti and the events of VC did not happen in 6.
Anonymous No.531529785 >>531529898 >>531530954
>>531528928
It will be weird with this being the first game without lazlow, it's not anything major but I've grown hearing him at some point in every single GTA.

>>531529354
I mean everything I posted is already confirmed in VI besides the vercetti mansion.
Anonymous No.531529898 >>531529959
>>531529785
>everything I posted is already confirmed
Which in no way implies the story events of VC will in anyway be represented in 6.

Canonically, they didn't happen.
Anonymous No.531529959
>>531529898
I never said that though.
Anonymous No.531530792
>>531527189
"I was only PRETENDING to be retarded"
There's no winning this for you. You're either stupid or you're an idiot. Go to the GTA wiki and learn something. Goodbye

>>531527513
It's been that way since forever. That's why there are vague references to SA in 5 but it doesn't directly name CJ or anything like that
Anonymous No.531530954 >>531531117
>>531529785
a dude that looks like Phil Cassidy is not Phil Cassidy. Phil would be closing in on 70 in 2025 or whenever the game is set, not to mention the fact he should be missing an arm. It's clearly a commercial from the in-game TV, there's a very good chance that guy only appears for 2 seconds in that specific commercial and nowhere else in the game. basically like Jack Howitzer in 5; a broad-strokes reference to the 3D universe but functionally a separate guy. Low-IQs have been fantasising about CJ and Tommy making a triumphant return since the prerelease runup for GTA4, despite the fact R* were VERY clear that the PS2 games exist in a separate continuity. They're not coming back, you've had 20 years to understand this.
>but wouldn't it be cool?
no. it's MCU capeslop crossover bullshit worldbuilding. the events of the 3D era games did not happen in the HD era, end of discussion.
Anonymous No.531531117 >>531531550
>>531530954
Yes this is why I said it's either alternate universe phil or his son, DUH!
damn little lad
Anonymous No.531531550 >>531531693
>>531531117
he has no relation to Phil at all. it's just a guy that looks like him as a reference. There's a difference between "a guy who looks like Phil" and "a guy who literally is Phil ('s relative)".
Anonymous No.531531693 >>531532018
>>531531550
I mean, it's def Phil.
Just not confirmed to be the SAME version of Phil.
Anonymous No.531532018 >>531532202
>>531531693
could be Phil Johnson. you're inferring what you want it to be.
Anonymous No.531532202 >>531532584 >>531532934
>>531532018
We already know celebrities and media personalities can stay consistent throughout the universes, I don't see how it's so wild to you that this is the same phil, just not the same EXACT version of phil.
Anonymous No.531532584 >>531532717
>>531532202
because the only ones that crossed over were radio personalities who make no reference to their existence in the previous continuity. The closest it got was Lazlow being a story character in 5, which itself was flying dangerously close to the sun even though he did not exist as a physical character in the old games. having Phil literally exist as an interactable character is a step beyond that.
Anonymous No.531532717 >>531537170
>>531532584
>flying dangerously close to the sun
lol for who?

Your fragile sense of what's "right" and "allowed" in GTA universes?
Anonymous No.531532934 >>531537170
>>531532202
he's retarded for some reason, gta V might be the only GTA he has ever played.
Anonymous No.531535735
>>530876209 (OP)
Does anyone else enjoy just harassing and blowing up mules? I love that they literally just leave the session after a few shots of heavy revolver MK II blows up their shit.
Anonymous No.531537170 >>531537536 >>531537915
>>531532717
the creators of the series who definitively said the 3D and HD universes are separate continuities.

>>531532934
so, have you been sufficiently vibe-checked or would you like to try again?
Anonymous No.531537536 >>531537816
>>531537170
>greatest hits
>doesn't own the originals
poser be gone
Anonymous No.531537816
>>531537536
>you didn't play them
>w-well you did, but not at launch so it doesn't count
Anonymous No.531537915 >>531538508 >>531539191
>>531537170
>the creators of the series who definitively said the 3D and HD universes are separate continuities.
Lol
lmao even

oh now you think your interpretation of THEIR game is somehow a firm line in the sand they simply CAN'T cross?

get over yourself.
Anonymous No.531538508 >>531538694
>>531537915
https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/51974aa3a99a59/grand-theft-auto-iii-your-questions-answered-part-one-claude-dar.html
>...so it felt appropriate that he should cross โ€œuniversesโ€ โ€“ the โ€œuniversesโ€ are the worlds interpreted at different definitions, 2d, 3d and high definition, so we felt brands and radio / back ground characters would exist in both, but 3 dimensional characters would not. This is the logic (as far as it could be considered logical) behind it โ€“ so no, we donโ€™t believe any GTA3 characters could exist in the GTA4 universe.

why mouth off on shit you haven't researched?
Anonymous No.531538694 >>531539119 >>531539191 >>531539447 >>531541597 >>531556720 >>531565508
>>531538508
Oh wow, a facebook post by a nameless rockstar social media employee who probably doesn't even work for the company anymore.

You're right, that's basically codified law at this point.

They BETTER not break their total forrealz foreverpromise they made in a facebook post!
Anonymous No.531539119 >>531539235
>>531538694
>they didn't say that, that's your headcanon
>w-well they did, but we don't know who specifically said it so it doesn't count
careful you don't put your back out, friend
Anonymous No.531539191
>>531537915
>>531538694
Why the fuck are you so invested in your retarded "theory"?
Anonymous No.531539235
>>531539119
I'm just saying your definition of what "too far" is, isn't some universal truth rockstar has set in stone.

Stop being a delusional retard
Anonymous No.531539447 >>531539563
>>531538694
oh, and for the final bitch slap, here's a quote from Dan Houser himself
>...The move to HD created a schism in this fictional universe, rendering CJ, Toni and co, as mythical characters from a bygone era...
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/gamesblog/2012/nov/12/grand-theft-auto-v-preview-gta-5

you may now leave my presence with your tail between your legs.
Anonymous No.531539563 >>531540031
>>531539447
You mean the guy who doesn't work at rockstar anymore?

Yeah I'm sure they're super concerned about his vision.
Anonymous No.531540031 >>531540192
>>531539563
>they've done it before
>w-well they didn't but that doesn't mean they're opposed to it
>w-well that's just some guy saying it, that's not official
>t-the maiin writer for every GTA doesn't count either, they could pull a total 180ยฐ because I said so
kek, now who's inventing shit to justify his argument
Anonymous No.531540192 >>531540720 >>531541597 >>531565508
>>531540031
Literally you

All i'm saying is you have no fucking clue what is or isn't "too far" for them.

You're the only faggot drawing a line in the sand claiming they "cant" go further than that.

Dumbass.
Anonymous No.531540720 >>531540820
>>531540192
>directly quoting the creator of the series is headcanon
>wishlisting is fact
Anonymous No.531540820 >>531540924 >>531541597
>>531540720
>tranime posting
you lost laddie
Anonymous No.531540924
>>531540820
>tourist posting
Opinion(s) permanently discarded
Anonymous No.531541597
>>531540820
>t. >>531540192 >>531538694
Anonymous No.531544960 >>531565508
>>531522386
If you still need those checkboxes, may as well get paid slightly better while you do. It's probably a single day of playtime if anyone has their act together. I do remember some irritating glitches with the stealth mechanic in the junkyard, but in theory there are ways around that.
Anonymous No.531556720
>>531538694
Okay buddy
List characters that have been in at least two of the allegedly singular 2d, 3d, and HD universes besides radio/tv personalities
Anonymous No.531565305 >>531604056
>>531454267
>>531509618
>>531513672
the autogynephilia is strong this week
Anonymous No.531565508
>>531538694
>>531540192
>>531544960
ACK!
Anonymous No.531570169 >>531570987 >>531571227
>>530876209 (OP)
So I figured out what was fucking up my connection to gta online and it was the firewall all along
I still have billions of dollars saved up and decided to do the first six acid dose missions and got the sub upgraded and shit and man they really made this game a chore simulator even years later
You're telling me people spend millions of dollars on properties and businesses so they can run around and do chores for nerfed rewards?
What's the best way to make money?
Heard it was nerfed Cayo perico, acid, agency, and the club/old business crate shit
Grinding money seems pointless when the rumored mansion update isn't even out yet and even then that shit will probably also be reused content
Anonymous No.531570987
>>531570169

10 years of GTA cost me 377 million GTA$ and I still have 100 million stashed for the last DLC. How are other people than us always broke? They must buy every car and sell it at a loss big brain time..
Anonymous No.531571227
>>531570169
>What's the best way to make money?
not spending it
Anonymous No.531574271 >>531583294 >>531664496
will Money front 1.5 let me be trucker, buy trucks, own trucks, store trucks, customize trucks, work with trucks?
Anonymous No.531583175 >>531593857
if it keeps going this way /gtag/ will die before summer ends
And IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT JUDENSTAR!
Anonymous No.531583294 >>531588905 >>531664496
>>531574271
its actually weird that they've never cobbled together a trucking business
the one time people beg to drive a slow vehicle from one end of the map to the next and they refuse
Anonymous No.531583602 >>531593564 >>531594607
>beat a time trial
>"transaction failed"
>bye-bye 200k
t-thanks rockstar
Anonymous No.531583763 >>531593160
>>531526597
when you get merryweather hq change into a new session
Anonymous No.531588905
>>531583294
trucking business should def be in the game
also surprised fishing isn't in by now
Anonymous No.531590332
>HSW time trial isn't 2x, only the normal one
How stingy of you, R*.
Anonymous No.531593081 >>531610623
this is the only thing i drive lately, it handles so well over all. i highly recommend it
Anonymous No.531593160 >>531593325
>>531583763
i tried that but i keep getting it lol
Anonymous No.531593325 >>531593468
>>531593160
yeah sometimes that happens. my record is 7 times in a row
Anonymous No.531593468 >>531593796
>>531593325
well if it works ill do it until i get the skyscraper one. good to know lol
Anonymous No.531593564 >>531594607 >>531694335
>>531583602
Send a support ticket
Anonymous No.531593796
>>531593468
yea its fuck up. there 4 possible destinations 3 of them are skyscrapers, penis building, schlong sacks and 707 vespussy. but for some reason there is a 60% change you'll get merryweather, which takes 2 times longer than the others
Anonymous No.531593857 >>531604631
>>531583175
GTAG has died in the past and it's still here now.
Anonymous No.531594607
>>531583602
>>531593564
Half the time I get the money automatically in my bank account the next time I log in.
Anonymous No.531597808 >>531599902
I heard this guy was haunted or bugged when gtavonline first came out
Anonymous No.531599902 >>531651732
>>531597808
the mechanic? yea, it was rare he would just drop the car and leave. most of the time he would act like a normal npc
Anonymous No.531604056
>>531565305
My bad, I forgot to take my homeopathic medicine and I've been slacking going to my chiropractic doctor, I guess I was hoping the acupuncture was enough to keep the AGP at bay...
Stop believing in fake science.
Anonymous No.531604206 >>531604532 >>531604631 >>531609839
What were/are the conditions to unlock the ??? T-shirt?
Anonymous No.531604532 >>531609839
>>531604206
abduction last year or all ufos photographed I think
Anonymous No.531604631 >>531608730 >>531609839 >>531610623
>>531593857
This, a while back someone posted a few of these of the old general folks.
People come and go, it happens.
>>531604206
I think it was photograph some of the UFOs ?
Definitely not all of them, because I had the shirt on first go round and I only caught all 13 UFOs on the 2nd run.
Either way, its a halloween thing, so you can't get now anyway.
Anonymous No.531608730 >>531613386
>>531604631
who is this cutie
Anonymous No.531609839
>>531604631
>>531604532
>>531604206
I think the shirt may have had to do with when the aliens sent you to the laboratory.

I wonder if they will add another chapter this year. Maybe the door puzzle will lead deeper into the lab instead of just to the surface.
Anonymous No.531610623
>>531076754
>comp sci guy here
>>531604631
>>531593081
that's a lot of trvvnfvel
Anonymous No.531613386
>>531608730
I miss him, he was derpy af
Anonymous No.531617989 >>531618802 >>531621459
How do you join crews now if R* social club doesn't exist
Anonymous No.531618802
>>531617989
I think they can send you an invite, but yeah, that's not ideal.
Anonymous No.531621459
>>531617989
crew page still works, you can still edit and stuff
>https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/your_name_here/crews
Anonymous No.531622274 >>531622479 >>531622565 >>531622623
how the fuck do people put lowrider wheel on airplanes?
Anonymous No.531622479
>>531622274
Mods
Anonymous No.531622565
>>531622274
modding
Anonymous No.531622623 >>531623093
>>531622274
Either they know a glitch, or used to know a glitch, or they have mod menus, or know someone with a mod menu.

I wish Rockstar would lighten up on the limits, and just allow extra vehicle options. There is no logical reason why Benny wouldn't sell wheels to anyone with cash, regardless of what car they plan to put it on.
Anonymous No.531623093
>>531622623
The spaghetti code won't allow easy modifications like that.
Anonymous No.531623630 >>531634958 >>531638436
$10M from my goal for the mansion update.

Though I'll probably aim for ~$120M to have some buffer.
Anonymous No.531623924 >>531624286
when is the next update?
Anonymous No.531624286 >>531627408
>>531623924
December
Anonymous No.531627408
>>531624286
May 2026
Anonymous No.531628001 >>531628829 >>531629352 >>531629472
What's your usual time trial car of choice?
Anonymous No.531628829
>>531628001
hsw bike
Anonymous No.531629352 >>531629490
>>531628001
I typically neglect to do it at all.
Anonymous No.531629472
>>531628001
Hachoochie-coo Drag
Anonymous No.531629490 >>531645407
>>531629352
It's 5-10 minutes of effort per week for ~$1.4M per month of income.

Ez money.
Anonymous No.531634958 >>531635158
>>531623630
There's no mansion update.
Anonymous No.531635158 >>531640413
>>531634958
Why would they recently add ~4 minutes of audio files pertaining to the mansion update if they weren't going to use them for a mansion update?
Anonymous No.531638436 >>531638652 >>531638796 >>531639982
>>531623630
>last few businesses were around 2 million
>oppressor with full upgrades is 16 M
>shitty cop bike is 4 M
>MANSIONS WILL COST 120 M
people will hype themselves as they did when Cyberpunk released only to be crushed by disappointment
Anonymous No.531638652 >>531639327
>>531638436
My thinking is they'll likely be $10-25M, but if they DO happen to have $50M or $100M options I want to have the money for it.
Anonymous No.531638796 >>531639327
>>531638436
if mansions cost that much they better come with a 20 mil heist and a naked maid that gives blowjobs on command
Anonymous No.531639327 >>531641274
>>531638796
>a naked maid that gives blowjobs on command
gta plus exclusive only

>>531638652
it will be like franklin's mansion at best and the only things they can add are pets from rdr online
maybe a torture room to grief other online players in it
Anonymous No.531639982 >>531640192
>>531638436
Hey I'm all set, you had a decade to make money.
Anonymous No.531640192 >>531640460
>>531639982
spending it all on MILFs, unc
Anonymous No.531640413 >>531640669
>>531635158
People have been saying we would get mansions since 2016...
Anonymous No.531640460 >>531641927 >>531642238
>>531640192
It's me, I'm the MILF.
Anonymous No.531640531 >>531640734 >>531640818 >>531640852
in the clucking bell farm raid, why do we steal a train? whats it even for?
Anonymous No.531640669
>>531640413
explain the deluxo and oppressor being there then and the casino
Anonymous No.531640734 >>531640852
>>531640531
Train is for delivering the crate inside the chicken farm.
Anonymous No.531640818
>>531640531
it only makes sense if you do it in stealth mode. but i also don't know why we sabotage the delivery trucks
Anonymous No.531640852
>>531640531
it's there for immersion anon

>>531640734
ludonarrative correct explanation
Anonymous No.531641274
>>531639327
>a torture room to grief other online players in it
Please God
Anonymous No.531641927 >>531642573
>>531640460
Not with those tiny lil sad tiddies you ain't
Anonymous No.531642238 >>531652156
>>531640460
more like a TROON with those line backer shoulders and deformed body
Anonymous No.531642573
>>531641927
They still bring all the boys to the yard.
Anonymous No.531645407 >>531645495
>>531629490
On one hand, 1.4 mil is good money. On the other hand, I think I made around that much yesterday passively while I wasted my time fighting the claw machine.
Anonymous No.531645495
>>531645407
Fair enough, I enjoy a bit of variety and 5-10 mins of driving every week is a nice change of pace.
Anonymous No.531646402 >>531647485 >>531651173
Wait how much do hsw time trials pay? And one's usually doubled every week?
Anonymous No.531647485
>>531646402
They pay around 250k.
No.
Anonymous No.531651173 >>531659316 >>531704567
>>531646402
For the weekly car time trials there is $250k for HSW and $100k for normal. Weekly bonuses are rare, but I think it's 2x for the normal time trial right now.

Then there are daily RC bandito and Inductor bike time trials which give $50k each.

All together if you do them weekly/daily it's $1.4M for the weeklies and ~$3M for the dailies per month, assuming no bonuses.
Anonymous No.531651732 >>531653371
>>531599902
Thatโ€™s funny, I love gta lore
Anonymous No.531651932
>>530877878
R A E P
Anonymous No.531652156
>>531642238
Call em on it !
Anonymous No.531653371 >>531653460
>>531651732
It would be, except that's not the mechanic.
Anonymous No.531653460
>>531653371
Rasp is Raep
Anonymous No.531659316 >>531659470 >>531663395
>>531651173
Isn't HSW console only?
Anonymous No.531659470 >>531663395
>>531659316
No, HSW has been on PC enhanced since it launched in March.
Anonymous No.531663395 >>531663519 >>531669090 >>531669308
>>531659470
>>531659316
I wish there was more HSW vehicles
Anonymous No.531663519
>>531663395
I just want a bike that isn't the ugly ass hachicoocoo drag.
Anonymous No.531664496
>>531574271
>>531583294
no trucking business, no personal boats, no real vigilante/ambulance/helitack/firebomber sidemissions. all kids of real obvious stuff they skipped out on.
Anonymous No.531669090
>>531663395
I wish special upgrades like HSW, jumping cars and lock-on jammer were more generalized in the applicability.
Like I get why an armored Kuruma getting anto lock-on could be disallowed, but why can't I make my open wheel car go faster, or make my JB700 jump?
Anonymous No.531669308 >>531679035 >>531723217
>>531663395
i wish there were more sultan variants
Anonymous No.531679035 >>531686368
>>531669308
like 10?
Anonymous No.531684747 >>531685462 >>531690892 >>531691938 >>531692358 >>531704567 >>531715153
How do I get into gtao if I dont have 20 hours a week to dedicate to grinding businesses and heists?
Anonymous No.531685462
>>531684747
Grind what you can.

It adds up, the key is keeping up with it regularly.


I've only been doing ~7-10 hours per week the last 5-6 months and I've still probably made ~$20-25M in that time.

Obviously you won't be able to purchase EVERYTHING unless you grind like hell all the time.
Anonymous No.531686368
>>531679035
a 5 door hatchback version would be cool
not a whole lot of those in game that aren't just suvs
Anonymous No.531688025 >>531688158
3 days.
Was it worth it? No.
Will I keep going for others? Probably.
Anonymous No.531688158 >>531688291
>>531688025
Leave it to R* to make a claw machine that's worse than the IRL ones.
Anonymous No.531688172
Didn't take super long, compared to others.
Anonymous No.531688291
>>531688158
I'm not sure about that. I doubt very may real ones are winnable at all, even with copious effort.
Anonymous No.531690892
>>531684747
Easiest way? A friend willing to throw some big cuts off some heists your way, or really just help you out in general.
Better question, why do you want to get into gtao less than one year before GTA6 comes out?
Anonymous No.531691938
>>531684747
If you don't have the time to treat it like a second job then you need to use mods.
Anonymous No.531692358
>>531684747
Don't worry about getting rich.
Buy yourself a Duke-O-Death and live in it.
Spam the contact missions. Simeon's. Gerald. Etc...
When you get phone invites to events, accept them all. Just may as well join everything. Maybe you'll be good at it or maybe you'll be bad, but just say yes to every invite.
Anonymous No.531694335 >>531695001
>>531593564
for 200k of fake money? come on man
Anonymous No.531695001 >>531695207
>>531694335
What about the time that was wasted trying to get that fake money?
Anonymous No.531695207
>>531695001
>wasted
my time worth nothing
Anonymous No.531695696 >>531700548
>>530966951
i want to touch her.
Anonymous No.531700548 >>531701081
>>531695696
Same but specifically here.
Anonymous No.531701081 >>531722438
>>531700548
unf, imagine the smell.
Anonymous No.531703036
>>531343101
>ubereats
Have fun eating jeet spit and drinking jeet piss. Anyone who has their food delivered by immigrants deserves no less.
Anonymous No.531704567
>>531651173
Oh man I've been missing out on some EZ cash

>>531684747
Buy lots of shark cards :) But it's not fun unless you have friends to play with
Anonymous No.531715153
>>531684747
hot take: join heist setups
I've gotten invited to quite a few and nowadays everyone seems to give 25% cuts
Anonymous No.531716101
>>531224183
>>531225618
>>531225848
What mod?
Anonymous No.531716859 >>531729096 >>531741224
i quickjoin old heists sometimes for fun
helping newbs do trash truck setup is just comfy
Anonymous No.531719770 >>531720714 >>531722905 >>531724347
>>530876209 (OP)
What's going in with the infinite black loading screen bug? I haven't been able to play the game for a couple of weeks now because of it and it keeps happening frequently.
Anonymous No.531720714 >>531722905
>>531719770
it happens to me when i enter my auto shop or my arcade
Anonymous No.531722438 >>531723701
>>531701081
Like a day old tuna packet left in the Arizona sun in July
Anonymous No.531722905 >>531724347
>>531720714
>>531719770
Mine completely prevents me from doing Cayo. Anyone else? Any time anyone tries to launch any of the setups or anything from the sub, I just black out and load forever.
Every. Single. Time.
Anonymous No.531723217
>>531669308
forREAL
Anonymous No.531723701 >>531725805
>>531722438
that's what fighting bad guys all day and replacing showering with swimming in los santos waters will do to you.
Anonymous No.531724347
>>531722905
>>531719770
try doing it in a invite only session
Anonymous No.531725134 >>531725407 >>531727626
I NEED IMMEDIATE ANSWERS
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PLEASE TELLM e
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Anonymous No.531725407
>>531725134
Anonymous No.531725805
>>531723701
Yeah... sure...
Anonymous No.531727626
>>531725134
>is rdo worth playing
Not to me, that's why I don't play it.
But you can customize your guns and you can twirl them around and ride horses.
If that's all you need, you're set.
Anonymous No.531729096 >>531734546
>>531716859
trash truck is top 5 worst because the trash guys are usually retarded and the truck driver never knows to reverse close to the bags
as bad as convoy and probably only beaten by deliver emp
Anonymous No.531734546 >>531734850
>>531729096
the best is the final stop at the gas station and they'll always park the truck right next to a pump then it gets blown to bits from gunfire seconds later
Anonymous No.531734850
>>531734546
desu I get out and torch the pumps before everyone is out since ff is off
Anonymous No.531737083
How many Anon's are in these threads?

https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0k6wvGgo
Anonymous No.531738472 >>531740910 >>531746058
Console pvp in a nutshell.
Anonymous No.531740910 >>531743743
>>531738472
Last night I watched four zoomers flood the chat with unintelligible ebonics in fits of rage as they sloppily attempted to kill each other. This went on literally the entire time I was in the session.
Anonymous No.531741224
>>531716859
I used to really enjoy doing this but nobody does heists anymore so I spend most of time in free roam just griefing.
Anonymous No.531742641 >>531742703
how do i get that fancy garage with an elevator in the middle?
Anonymous No.531742703 >>531742923
>>531742641
The office garage?
Anonymous No.531742923 >>531743135
>>531742703
oh i didnt know i could by garages for my office
Anonymous No.531743135
>>531742923
Yeah, all 4 of the offices offer a garage with that central elevator.

When you click on the bubble for the office there should be a 2nd bubble that pops up next to it for the garage.
Anonymous No.531743230 >>531743337
What do they post about on the GTA subreddit?
Anonymous No.531743337
>>531743230
kek
Anonymous No.531743743 >>531744539 >>531745940
>>531740910
Yeah it's aids. It's almost headache inducing even if funny at times. There are people that kill you than immediately start flexing, using the cheap tactics they learned like teleporting to their facility. It's kinda funny when it happens though, because the very moment they start flexing, they put themselves on your terf, so it's really easy to make them start coping. When they are trying to get a desired response from you they are actually looking for your approval. I had one funny interaction where this happened, and he kept sending NPCs after me. He eventually told me I couldn't speak english while spelling words wrong, which I pointed out, and he couldn't cope at that point.
Anonymous No.531744539 >>531744904 >>531745494
>>531743743
If they get too annoying I just kill them until they disconnect.
Anonymous No.531744904 >>531745940
>>531744539
When it's a facility coper you can really do that, their whole point is hit and run then effectively go invincible for the duration, and at that point the battleground changes from gameplay to rhetoric. It is kinda fun playing the little over the internet asserting your dominance game, gay as it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_QmvZRS85U
Anonymous No.531745494 >>531745940
>>531744539
Only rational players disconnect. Irritants fetch increasingly outlandish vehicles to shoot from.
Anonymous No.531745940 >>531746385
>>531743743
>>531744904
>>531745494
Smh u ain't never slid on tha opps b4
Anonymous No.531746058 >>531746193 >>531746385
>>531738472
if someone attacks me nowadays I just kill them and session swap
hold that L permanently my guy
Anonymous No.531746193
>>531746058
I do this too. Minigun them right off their Oppressor MkII, blow it up, immediately swap session so they're stuck seething.
Anonymous No.531746385 >>531747458
>>531745940
I have from tiem 2 tiem.
>>531746058
Depends who you are dealing with. The winning game is ultimately to not let yourself be remotely bothered by them, and sometimes you just have to take the hammering and make the best of it.
Anonymous No.531746760 >>531747271
anyone else find it supremely satisfying to thump cops and other NPCs with the precision rifle
Anonymous No.531747271
>>531746760
For me it's the marksman rifle mk2.
Anonymous No.531747458 >>531752276
>>531746385
>Depends who you are dealing with
I dont let them outclassed me. if someone is going to be cheap and try and stalk in an oppressor or something like that then I just pop passive and drive off. the only pvpers left are low skill opportunists
Anonymous No.531749750 >>531752338
remind me to wear something a bit more proper for the money laundering mission next time.
Anonymous No.531752195 >>531752664
i'm surprised rockstar made our new business partner actually pleasant to be around.
Anonymous No.531752276
>>531747458
True. If you've ever tried pvp maxxing though, you realize you have to greif to get a feel for it. Every try hard goes through low hanging fruit opponents first. That's effectively them sharpening their blades.
Anonymous No.531752338 >>531766829
>>531749750
SNIFF
Anonymous No.531752569 >>531752662 >>531752848
damn bro
Anonymous No.531752662 >>531752848 >>531752935
>>531752569
Anonymous No.531752664
>>531752195
i have to mute the game when i do auto shop contracts, sessanta's voice genuinely makes me racist
Anonymous No.531752848 >>531752909 >>531752935
>>531752569
>>531752662
Y'all broke
Anonymous No.531752909
>>531752848
I've got $90M in the bank, i'll be fine.
Anonymous No.531752935 >>531753064
>>531752662
the fuck youre buying?
>>531752848
forgot pic lmao
Anonymous No.531753064
>>531752935
>the fuck youre buying?
Most vehicles released and every piece of property and businesses.

I've not even come close to buying everything though.
Anonymous No.531753956 >>531755348
should i just rubberband my controller and let the nightclub warehouse fill up over night?
Anonymous No.531755348 >>531757462
>>531753956
you can do the afk taxi trick
Anonymous No.531757462
>>531755348
That was patched over a year ago...
Anonymous No.531758306 >>531759173 >>531759383
HOLY SHIT THE TOREADOR ABSOLUTELY FUCKS ON OPPRESSORFAGS DOESNT IT??!?
I JUST BOUGHT ONE AND IVE STEAMROLLED EVERY FUCK IN THE SESH
Anonymous No.531759173 >>531759383 >>531760813 >>531762538
>>531758306
yea there is even a gta+ livery that has oppressor kill marks on it
Anonymous No.531759383
>>531759173
>>531758306
forgot the add the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r51DJERfgdk
Anonymous No.531760813
>>531759173
That's awesome. I'm tempted to buy GTA+ just for that.
Anonymous No.531762349
Huh, if you bail out of the raiju from extreme altitude while in VTOL mode there is a good chance it will land itself safely.

Someone missiled me at the world ceiling while i was hovering, i bailed out and during my freefall the raiju managed to land back on the ground mostly unharmed and I was able to parachute back to it and take off again back to my hangar for repair
Anonymous No.531762538 >>531763305
>>531759173
>gta+ livery
huh?
Wasn't that just a log-in bonus?
I'm pretty sure I have it.
Anonymous No.531763305 >>531763906
>>531762538
the wiki says it was from a gta+ event in june 2022
Anonymous No.531763906
>>531763305
Never mind, it looks ugly.
Anonymous No.531765870 >>531767006 >>531769845
If I collect a FOMO thing, it comes back later.
If i miss a FOMO thing, it never returns.
How does Rockstar know?
Anonymous No.531766693 >>531766843
why these niggas tryn buy me?
Anonymous No.531766829
>>531752338
Anonymous No.531766843 >>531767080
>>531766693
Anon you already work for the massa.
Anonymous No.531766952 >>531782472
for some reason my LS photography mission hasnt reset from yesterday, what gives?
Anonymous No.531767006 >>531769845 >>531776774
>>531765870
What FOMO thing hasn't actually come back years later? All the "limited" and unique stuff I have has been publicly released in the last 2-3 years.
Anonymous No.531767080 >>531767403
>>531766843
im already broken, what he want?
Anonymous No.531767403 >>531768298
>>531767080
He wants you to conduct laborious and repetitive tasks, until you just stop playing. Supposedly some hero named... Cherax... is out there putting a stop to the massa's evil deeds.
Anonymous No.531768298
>>531767403
we was cayo perico an shiet
Anonymous No.531769845 >>531774814
>>531765870
>>531767006
the true secret to mastering over FOMO is to only collect FOMO you actually like.
I use to be super autistic about fomo shit in WoW and eventually I stopped and only went for say an actual elite pvp set I like for my main class and not try to collect them all.
Way less stressful and you don't waste nearly as much time.
I don't play WoW anymore but I do this in every game now, if I see the "monthly" event items look like shit I don't bother, if the twitch drops look retarded I also don't bother.
only collect what you actually truly like and will use otherwise you just end up in a massive inventory of FOMO garbage you ignore and it's never rare cause ton of dumb fucks are slaves to fomo so everyone has the fomo garbage anyway.
Anonymous No.531774814 >>531777087
>>531769845
That's real. I own about 100 vehicles in GTAO and I drive the same 4. I actually took a tour of my garages this morning and I have shit I don't even remember buying.
Anonymous No.531776365 >>531779349
this is how a pro gets his plasma cutter:
https://files.catbox.moe/jezcok.mp4
Anonymous No.531776774 >>531784438
>>531767006
I don't know many but I think the clean version of livery mimicking the NFS:MW's M3 GTR was a one-time thing.
Anonymous No.531777087 >>531797507
>>531774814
NTA but I'm personally sitting on ~140-150 vehicles and regularly use the same 3-4.
Anonymous No.531777408 >>531782869
Anyone got the Die Hard gun? Is it decent?
Anonymous No.531779349
>>531776365
>stopped to fire rockets
not pro enough to swoop in and out without stopping
Anonymous No.531782472
>>531766952
if you did it late yesterday you actually did it today
Anonymous No.531782869
>>531777408
I had it on xbox. It's alright, nothing spectacular. Quite similar to the ceramic pistol but I think it's a bit more powerful with a slightly slower rate of fire, though I could be remembering that wrong. I liked the sound of it. It's no great loss to not have it though.
Anonymous No.531782985
Oh, my n-word! Wassup homie?
Anonymous No.531784438
>>531776774
who cares? Every iteration of it looks like trash and none of the cars have what they would need to at least came close
Anonymous No.531784894 >>531786224
>Marcel:"Hey, Boss. I know you're doing some top secret shit in the basement but I'm totally gonna let some drunk VIPs enter your private office where they could possibly stumble into your top secret shit
I hate him so much, you guise!
Anonymous No.531786224
>>531784894
the guy is zoinked out his gourd. the only think hell find is god while begging for the comedown to end
Anonymous No.531789087 >>531797294 >>531797323 >>531807274
So that's still a thing.
Anonymous No.531796571
ok how the hell do i counter thermals? my bunker workers hate me
Anonymous No.531797294 >>531807274 >>531808702
>>531789087
Yup, but I see it very rarely these days. I remember when it was a minimum of once per every session.
Anonymous No.531797323
>>531789087
It's happened to me once in the last 3 days as well.
Anonymous No.531797507 >>531797719
>>531777087
Do you also buy the HVY Barrage for no reason?
Anonymous No.531797719
>>531797507
Nah I avoided that one, but i've got plenty of other useless vehicles.
Anonymous No.531806147 >>531806814
WHAM! Ninety Three point 7, classic rock radio.
*imagine dragons starts playing*
Anonymous No.531806814 >>531807875
>>531806147
Wrong game...
Anonymous No.531807274 >>531808702
>>531789087
>>531797294
I think battleeye pretty much obliterated these goobers.
Anonymous No.531807875
>>531806814
What did I fuck up?
Anonymous No.531808702
>>531797294
>>531807274
Yeah. This is only the second time on E&E I've had it, so I guess it has worked somewhat, or at least I hope.
Anonymous No.531808912 >>531809808
bye
Anonymous No.531809808 >>531810636
>>531808912
Probably a few hours left desu

Unless it's a busy evening, which is possible, i suppose.
Anonymous No.531810636
>>531809808
>cow print bikini
rockstar please...
Anonymous No.531814302 >>531815131
Anyone else been eyeballing the tier 4 challenges lately, and considering at a few while thinking, "yeah, that looks attainable..."?
Anonymous No.531815131
>>531814302
>yeah, that looks attainable
>looks at the awards
Anonymous No.531818253 >>531818389
R* is too in love with it ambient music. I would hold they stop turn off the radio for their shit but I doubt that's gonna happen.
Anonymous No.531818389
>>531818253
Rockstar is still living off the glory of the GTA3 era. They got so much praise for the radio in GTA-VC, they will never back away from it.
Anonymous No.531819158 >>531819715
Getting close to the bottom now
Anonymous No.531819715
>>531819158
Goodnight
Anonymous No.531820104
Wasted