Thread 530884312

Dester the Molester edition

Previous molestation: >>530863803

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/

-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com
-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo

-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com

-The New Game's Progress
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>https://deltarune.com/#news
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-Merch
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Don't forget to smooch your tv today

awful OP. post middle aged men

>>530884540
okay

>>530884396
This gif is so fucking cute

Decent OP, post cute boys

>>530884620
that’s a woman

Post cats

OM NOM NOM NOM

I like the green pippin

Who up becoming stronger

>>530885129
Not me
Good night my pacifriends

>>530885105
It's amazing how the exact same design as all the other generic Pippins except green is suddenly 300% more appealing when you add expressiveness and a personality

Less Than MID OP, Post Cute Birds

Kris will die in the end

>>530885329
The other Pippins have expressions and personality
The expression is being a dick and the personality is being a dick

based OP

I LOVE TV! SEX WITH THE TV!!!!!

>>530885504
kek. good post.

Undertales core messaging is broken by the fact that we (player) are a eldtrich abomination god puppeting a child with time travel/world reset/idk powers.
For example, one of undertales core messages is that we can do better. Humans can do better, show mercy, be kind, be good. That humans and monsters could get a long and live with each other (a message of hope)
BUt that message completely falls flat when you realize the only way this was possible was not due to a regular human. But because that human was controlled by a literal god (player) and had time travel/ reset bs.
If instead a regular human was put into undertale, you know what would happen? A regular human would have immediately chosen genocide because thats the logical outcome.
Imagine you were in undertale. Imagine that you didnt have reset powers. Imagine tjhat at any moment you can die and would die forever. Imagine expirencing all the pain and exhaustion due to monster attacks. (YOU) would eventually snap and thus decide to kill the monsters.
And this is the core problem of one of uts messaging. It expects us to embrace a theme of humans and monsters getting along. But the way it does so is by introducing a human that would be impossible to exist. It tries to prove something by showing that something can only be done, through impossible means
In other words, flowey and chara was right

>>530885489
Not if I can help it... *Turns Super Angel 4*

>>530885597
exhibitionist tenna....

I love how the "you can't unrape the doe, Toby" is STILL making the fags over a twitter go into nuclear meltdown mode
They are going "he looked up Noelle porn... he should DIE", it's amazing how pathetic those retards are
I WILL FUCK THE DOE AND NO ONE WILL STOP ME!

https://x.com/soulmeshart/status/1943819540636271097
i think spamtenna would be extremely jealous of each other

I wish I had a Dess in my youth

Mmm...yeah

>>530885615
following that logic no videogame can have a positive message because you can't ever lose unless you stop playing

I'm Bait Master.
Ask me about BAIT'S.

>>530885821
yes

>>530884620
Gay.

>>530885901
Will the vessel ever be relevant?

>>530886004
How to bait they/them fags

>>530884668
I need this

>>530885570
Love this Dess

>>530884486
>I tried. When it shows up it makes me really mad. More importantly, I don't want that to be shown by me to other people. That's not my brand to even discuss it. I'm here for the adventure, first and foremost.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-TQMJcYTRII
Cool video bro and totally agreed.

>>530886151
Kris is he/him because I am controlling him and I am he/him. I wouldn't control a girl, because I'm not gay or trans.

>>530886004
How to bait TobyFox

>>530885901
The fact that what should be such a simple fucking sprite edit, assuming it would even need "Editing", looks this scuffed is fucking me up man, it should not be this funny

>>530885995
but what i said is still true

>>530886405
It's impossible.

Even with this OP I believe we can have a healthy mentally well thread

>>530885278
I had the same thought when I first heard it this morning
Far be it from me to turn down praise.. but I haven't been lil since Obama's first term
Have a goat

>>530886315
This baits literally everyone not just they/them Kris truthers

>>530886481
impossible

>>530885615
you mean absolute power does not corrupt absolutely?

>>530885570
/ss/pider...

I just wanted to say that I love Spamton! Goodnight, everyone!

Anyone else find it weird how the Mikes kind of just show up in Castle Town?

I think I just realized the reason I perform well at work and also the reason I don't like sharing my personal interests and goals with other people is that I'm terrified of disappointing other people

>>530883692(me)
Adding to this and what I posted here >>530876863 about the Weird Route being a critique of people who "play dolls" with fictional characters.
I don't mean it's bad to create AUs, fanfics or even ship a non-canon relationship. But there IS a certain subset of people in fandoms that "enjoy" a work but they completely mischaracterize everyone, misunderstanding the message. Or they even outright hate the actual work and just do whatever they want with the characters and environment(see: most gen z VN fans). It really is an oxymoron to treat a work that way. I mean, why did you pay $25 to have a specific type of experience, why did you click "I Agree" to the "YOU ACCEPT EVERYTHING" pop-up only to complain that the ride's going in the exact way that aligns with the author's vision?
If you "enjoy" a story but disregard the characters, the craft, the story and the themes, then you might as well be playing an entirely different game with how little it even matters. Whether you like it or not, all works of fiction have a purpose. They aren't an endless toybox for you to play around in. "Media literacy" has become a big meme but it does say something about you if you genuinely don't fucking read the text on the screen to just say whatever you want about the characters and get mad when they inconvenience you like they're real people who can control their actions.
Anways back on-point. tl;dr When "fandom people" get criticized for "playing dolls", it's a critique of completely ignoring what the story has to say to force your own opinions onto it, while still doing whatever you want with the characters.

>>530886548
You didn't ask for something that exclusively baits they/themmers

>>530886682
>not spider cider
I gotta try this

>>530886751
Why wouldn't they be there? They're your friends.

no no dark fountains
it cause teh rawring X3

>>530885615
I think the real reason is humans are so... dehumanized in undertale. They are a concept. We never meet a human, there are 8 in undertale, 7 are dead, 6 were children who were killed off screen and get no characterization and if they DID get characterization it'd ruin the plot by making us go "Oh yeah, they killed fucking children", and the other is controlled by us.
We never hear a human's opinion or side, only monsters telling us what they thought humans thought. We don't know anything ABOUT humanity really. Humans aren't people in undertale, they're concepts, they represent rpg players and the moment you do humanize them the story falls apart.

>>530886481
Kris has determined pronouns and those pronouns are they/them

Doe
I remember you're molests

>>530886519
>but I haven't been lil since Obama's first term
It's a figurative lil, I get to decide who fits !

>>530886634
Redemption

>>530885615
No they weren't and no I wouldn't because I'm better than you
I would save all of the monsters and mend the relationship between monsters and humans and then fix Asgore and Toriel's marriage and also visit Flowey every week
And there's nothing you can say about that, because I have hope

>>530886694
Good night, Spamfriend! Pipis dreams to you

>>530885615
You (the player) are a human and you can always choose to keep trying and do the right thing, even when it's difficult

>>530886813
Elly...

>>530886830
can you please shut the fuck up with your woke bullshit

>>530886813
>*stabs the ground a hundred times*
ralsei uwuspeak was foreshadowing

>>530886895
What did Toriel do to Kris?

Spamton is the best character Toby ever made and nothing will ever top him

Lust-provoking audiovisual entertainment system

>>530887002
Sorry you're scared of pronouns

>>530886821
that is a interesting perspective. Need to think about that.

>>530886136
The Vessel will be an upcoming secret boss. Believe in the plan

imagine the barbed dick

>>530883461
> Oh excuse me 2 scenes
Yes. Two scenes where the topic came out and Noelle put on doubt their friendship despite the game telling you otherwise. Two scenes that happened in the two chapters where Noelle played some degree of an important role. For all we know, she will continue in denial in chapter 5 too if the topic appears again

Who will you be when the final chapter is released?

>>530887230
>All humans look the same
Shame On (You)

>>530887303
>barbed dick
All sphinxes are girls, anon

>>530887184
Those are actual tits that is a woman TV

>>530876863
The arranged marriage thing is a good observation

>>530887168
Spamton has always been mediocre

>>530887002
Noelle will get woker

>>530887387
A soon to be corpse

Fave is a racist caricature and should be removed from the game so it may be enjoyed by the modern audience.

I worked on UI for my game for like 2 hours and there was like 500+ posts holy fuck
fuck making UI btw, at least playing chapters 3-4 has made me less obsessive with being "perfect" and whenever I get stuck I'll ask "Well how would it be done for deltarune" but this then usually results in the answer of "Probably really shit/smacked together to Just Work" which isn't the best thinking to use, even if it does Just Work

>>530887168
I'd top him

>>530887508
Who?

>>530887410
nuh uh

>>530887168
Would people still be saying this if ch2-4 were released together instead of leaving Spamton to marinate in people's brains for almost 5 years?

>>530887536
First make it exist
Then make it good

>>530886884
6'2"?

Kris googled how do to magic and the first result they got was a "Jongler" book that's Pink and Yellow and has the tail of hell on its cover

>>530886136
it is both the "Red" vessel (between Yellow and Magenta, between Weird and Normal) and the "Key" in C(Kris)M(Susie)Y(Noelle)K(Monochrome)

>>530887387
I'll Be (Me)

>>530887387
You

>>530887303
Sphynx Tenna BOTTOMS to [Big Shot] mails

>>530887369
Forgot to mention, one of the Noelle blog posts also threw around the whole “not sure if we are friends” thing

>>530887387
Noelle.

How come there are pippins at the end of chapter 1 if we don’t see them until 3?

LOVE TV SO DAMN MUCH

>>530887676
1) that's green not yellow
2) funny coincidence but that's balls being juggled and doesn't quite match the tailo
The book is to show that
1) Kris wants to cast magic in the dark world
2) in the light world "magic" is understand by people to mean what we do irl IE sleight of hand, and monsters with irregular body types aren't inherently magical

>>530885570
Does Kris get along with Dess’ friends?

>>530887867
The game literally tells you that they ran away to the TV world.

>>530887676
That's Lime-Green
The Bath Bomb Above Is Yellow

>>530887617
I thought he'd be forgotten but the spamtenna shit seems to have kept him relevant so I say yes.

>>530887836
as long as i can watch

>>530887913
>>530887998

>>530887630
The fact that you gave your actual height means you fit it perfectly
it's about the mood, not physical properties, silly

>>530887387
Hopefully in a better place

>>530887941
They all love him, but none know about the doe's kiddie fiddling

>>530887303
>imagine-
I do not want to because barbed dicks are very painful and I'm not a masochist

What is Ralsei's Gayest Moment TM?

>>530888038
I can't believe Spamton craze is BACK and they're making him terrorize a beautiful menhera CRT-man

>>530887168
I hate him but god do I like him

Tenna lasting five minutes on a treadmill and feeling proud of himself!
Tenna automatically growing taller because of his higher self-esteem!
Tenna hearing the treadmill snap and crunch beneath him...

>>530888238
>doesn't know how to use ™
average deltarune zoomer

>>530887695
Can you explain this in terms a non-schizo can understand

>>530888249
I can’t believe a Spamton troon made SaveAFox kill herself.

Making Tenna run on a treadmill and threatening him to run faster or else I plug him into the "machine of unimaginable pain". He also isn't allowed to eat more than 30g of carbs a day.

>>530888238
There's like 5
>Stool form in front of Gerson
>The bow in chapter 1
>OWO speaking to Susie
>Acid Tunnel of Love
I can't think of a fifth.

sappy spamtenna shit really hits

>>530887867
Pippins are from the classroom but Kris stole most of them

>>530888152
>implying they didn’t join

>>530888482
Tenna whimpering in fear as he looks at the TV-Time branded scale and sees he somehow gained weight on a keto diet...

>>530888526
I don't think Tenna would actually be all too happy about any of the letters(if they even reached him in the first place)

>>530888798
Uh delete this chapter 8 spoilers hello?

>>530888391
CMYK is based on the colors of the lightners, Kris is Cyan, Susie is Magenta, and Noelle is Yellow, the Key is still missing
Noelle is yellow and Susie is magenta combining them is how you get red on a printer
Gerson talks about going between the lines, between the two extremes (because it's subtractive, red is darker than magenta or yellow alone)
Key is the monochrome ink of a printer and the only member we know of that's gray is the vessel

>>530888717
spamton is writing him (fake) fanmail anon
https://x.com/Mhuyobutworse/status/1943369262623522935

>>530888501
The stool form shit is actually pretty fucking sad because Ralsei sees himself as disposable and doesn't care if Susie or Kris hurt him as long as they stay on track.
I really hope we get Susie becoming a stool for Ralsei to step on.

>>530888526
Yes. I need more sickeningly sweet spamtenna in my life

something isn't right

You should listen to The Third Sanctuary again

The normies have been exposed to the rape doe joke

>>530888124
I'm very flattered
Fair's fair what's your height?

beautiful spamtong

>>530887941
>that pic
Kris doesn’t know he already got the better deal

Would Papyrus and Martlet be good partners.

>>530888902
What the fuck? When did Mhuyo become a spamtenna shipper?

>>530889028
im shocked it took this long to break containment? That's a whole damn month.

>>530889118
spamtenna is really [[BIG]] anon

>>530889028
>>530889217
That joke was on the TV tropes memes page for a month, how are normalfags now finding out about it?

>>530888238
>* Uhhh, hey, why did you draw something, like,
>* ... it looks like you guys wanna kiss?

>* (It's OK to express yourself, Kris.)

remember

>>530889078
He’s about to find out.

>>530889293
Jesus, that is fucking awful

>>530889114
I meant parents. I’m tired.

>>530887197
Well...THAT just happened XP

>>530888958
Susie becoming stool...

>>530889293
>The 700 indian sweatshop workers that had to put together that pic within a minute of time:

>>530889042
You should be, tall lil' boys are scrumptious and 5'7" I think?

>>530887387
>Look in the mirror during the wandering around Hometown victory lap at the very end of the game
>* It's Us!

>>530888902
This is cute but I imagined Spamton trying to send Tenna fanmail but they're all in his distorted [bracket] text and they turn out passive-aggresive so he just gets really confused instead.

library au

>>530885615
Wrong, the fact that you have disproportionate power over the characters in the game is in fact the core of its moral message. Sans even spells it out for you, having a special power means you have more responsibility to those weaker than you. It's basically noblesse oblige. Also no, an average human wouldn't choose genocide, that's why it's so easy to abort genocide. You have to go out of your way to kill more monsters than you would just acting in self-defense.

>>530889737
tenna shows sesame street daily and spamton is kid pix

>>530889063
Spamtom would be the kind of guy to schizopost about using any Windows newer than XP

>>530887246
The monsters lied. They got Souls, alright, just didn't get to use them. History can and will be written by the losers, if you let them live.

>>530889894
>he's not using Windows 97

>>530889526
(You) are lil', and more than a lil' sweet
at this point I'm tempted to ask your discord, what othergames would you play with a fellow Ralsei enthusiast?

>>530889842
noblesse oblige applies to your subjects, not strangers, and it does not apply if they are degenerate.

>>530886821
The best we get is that Integrity was running for her life and screaming for help in Waterfall.

>>530889842
Yeah, no. Neutral Route is still the best experience Undertale has, there are actual stakes. Undyne and Mettaton and Asgore are actual threatening, and you can actually engage with the adventure.

Ok I'm back on my schizotheory bullshit because of the line "what if when we pretend to be Mike, we're actually Mike?".
Spamton might've dodged a giant FRIEND shaped bullet by getting cut off from it. I think if their deal wasn't broken, Spamton would've eventually turned into FRIEND.

>>530889894
>>530890069
Based Spamton

I know XP is an emoticon Noelle uses constantly in her blog to be wholesome chungus, but doesn't it feel pretty close to EXP

>>530890112
>>530889526
I'm picturing a big ralsei petting a small ralsei

is mike the one who introduced tenna and spamton?

>>530890006
pls dont activate my historical revisionism schizoism

>>530886821
Funny how Monsters say their Souls are made of kindness when that’s clearly not true.

just me and the knight, FRIEND's forever.

something something roboto doodle

I think I have officially lost my fat fuck status

Why does YouTube glaze Kris so much, every comment section calls us the evil one, and not him. Can't even look up a video of Kris on the piano without this shit

>>530890694
Very nice

>>530890712
No....
Get fatter.

>>530887913
>in the light world "magic" is understand by people to mean what we do irl IE sleight of hand, and monsters with irregular body types aren't inherently magical
The magic trick book in the library is full of tricks that require quirky monster anatomy but it still seems to be just mundane sleight of hand otherwise

reading a unfinished fanfic very slowly i don't catch up

>>530890712
Noelle will get buffer

>>530890825
that is what I tried to convey in my post yeah. Sorry if I worded it poorly

>>530890592
>Love, hope, compassion... This is what people say monster SOULs are made of. But the absolute nature of "SOUL" is unknown. After all, humans have proven their SOULs don't need these things to exist

i need to write my fanfic but blehhhh

Is there actual, textual evidence that Asgore ran over Dess with a car or you guys just memeing.

>>530891017
The King’s chariot cannot be stopped.

>>530891017
>missed the secret flashback scene

>>530890776
No, why should I get fatter?

>>530890835
cute gay midget couple

Noelle is probably a test tube baby

>>530890203
Video game characters are your subjects and you are their ruler. Flowey straight up calls you a monarch for a reason.

>>530891162
do you think that when their pipis hatched tenna would shrink himself to play with his kids

>>530890112
Thanks but I'm just short, not lil'!
>at this point I'm tempted to ask your discord, what othergames would you play with a fellow Ralsei enthusiast?
Something co-op maybe? I'm not too picky

>>530891191
Blonde people's hair usually don't turn icy-platinum as they age, right? Most blondes turn into brunettes

>>530891191
Why does Carol love Noelle so much less than she loved December?
Is it because she and Rudy used a surrogate for Noelle?

>>530888717
is this real?

>>530891194
I had a big smile on my face the whole time I read this. I'm fucked.

>>530891194
i feel like ralsei's would smell like dogbreath which comes naturally with having a snout

>>530890627
>A chair can look like a monster
>Susie thinks the Knight was a Lightner (therefore monster, given Hometown is 99.9% monsters)

>>530891292
absolutely

>>530890627
>>530891619

what happens when a darkner gets a soul? does it become real? does it mutate?

>>530891334
no, some blondes keep their blonde and go platinum when they'd otherwise start greying. if noelle was going to turn brunette it would show by her teens
sauce: turned brunette

Just checking in from an alive fandom and i'm wondering if you guys went crazy like the wait between 2 and 3+4 yet

>>530891017
Totally real barely a theory at this point

>>530891798
It becomes [BIG]

>>530891397
Because Noelle is a FUCKING PUSSY
Dess was a perfect disciple of the Holiday Ninjutsu Style but Noelle can't do SHIT

>>530891017
It's in the prophecy

>>530888717
>Spamton gets eaten by Tenna
>lays unfertilized, self-replicating pipis inside him
>crawls out
>Since then, Tenna has been constantly full of pipis, digesting some but not fast enough to get rid of them before they split into new ones
>the more he digests, the more they spawn, the more fucked his metabolism is
>keeps growing more room inside his stomach for them
>the surplus go into TVSlop
>constant reminder of Spamton
Now THIS is theorycrafting

>>530891819
yes
>>530891417
yes

>>530891819
People already making up the human Dess theory based on nothing

>>530891819
i played ch1 and it was hype. skipped ch2 and jumped back in with this release.
i was planning on waiting until the game was finished but i didn't expect the dog to pull a +10 year dev cycle.

>>530890694
nice

>>530890757
They self-insert as and project onto Kris because Kris is ostensibly the protagonist. Kris rebelling against the SOUL just makes them see the SOUL as a threat to their self-insert and therefore evil. A lot of them probably watch streamers play it instead of playing themselves, so they don't experience the dissonance of Kris rejecting (You) first-hand, which makes it easier to continue self-inserting as Kris.

>>530891397
Carol doesn't like Noelle because Noelle is a gross masochist. Deviants are just naturally unlovable.

-_-

>>530891869
>Dess wasn't just a punk musician rebel with a baseball bat, but also a NINJA.
Damn Kris, now I really fucking get you.

>>530891191
Like me...
We're so alike... except I'm a 6'4 white man and she's a 5'8 reindeer girl...

>>530892032
aww fuck oh shit don't kill me

>>530891972
Didn't he say that the wait wouldn't be as long for the rest of the game

>>530891959
Just how did that start

>>530891614
Despite their large size, they have a clean, floral scent that matches the rest of his body, with only the barest hint of musk suggesting the true nature. Ralsei keeps himself clean.

>>530891191
Deltarune is a JRPG so it works on anime genetics where character's hair color (or fur in this case) is a mix between their parents' colors rather than resembling one or the other.

>>530892076
-____-

>>530892215
The shoes

>>530892250
Uooohhhh wider!!

>>530892260
That's all and just where did it start because i want to see the working to why that exist

I can't be the only one who played through Kris attacking the SOUL with a hockey stick and just thinking it was really funny, right?

>>530890712
I think

>>530892084
if the final chapter releases by 2028, deltarune will have been a ~13 dev cycle.
roughly the same as gta 6.

DT extraction machine!?

>>530892239
>Deltarune is a JRPG
Toby Fox isn't actually Japanese he's just pretending.

>>530892038
It's fucked up that this is barely a joke, it's mentioned in game along with the Katana and "Shurikens"
>>530892215
The weird amount of shoes she owns outside of the "one for hoofed feet", the heart pile, how Kris looked up to her so hard for some reason, a few other things I'm probably forgetting
Still think she's a monster until otherwise, the pile of shoes IS fucking weird though.

>>530891326
Well I have an idea
Would you give discord?

good night fellow tv fuckers

>>530892290
-______________________________-

>>530892215
The main pieces of "evidence" for the theory are
>The sneakers in her closet look like human shoes (ignore the fact that we don't know what sneakers fitted for hooves would even look like)
>Sans Undertale mentions "the antlered girl and her big sis" which means the big sis can't have antlers and must be human (ignore the fact that a human existing in UT's underground makes no sense)
People cling to the theory because of motivated reasoning. Either they just really want an important human aside from Kris to exist, or they want the SOUL to be Dess because they don't like the idea of it being the player.

>>530892290
-________________________-

>>530892704
well that explains why soos is so retarded

>>530892525
Tobisuke Kitsune is a full-blooded Nipponjin

>>530892576
Well the Holidaygirl1225 blog mentions Holiday family ninja style

What if Dess really wanted to be human like how Kris wanted to be a monster?

>>530892736
Good night!

>>530892576
>>530892260
>>530892746
>>530892885
>>530892957
Human Dess theory would be parallel to Kris

>>530892736
good night

>>530890592
well you've seen a monster without a SOUL and they certainly are not kind

>>530892957
>sawed off her antlers
>shaved all her fur off
>wore shoes to hide her hooves

>>530892885
>Holiday family ninja style
>Dess has MRE's in her room
>pic rel
So, did the older generations of the Holidays straight-up hunt down humans in a previous conflict?

>>530892990
wish I had someone who would do this for me when I want to stop existing

>>530889289
My fucking sister who scrolls tiktok religiously heard about it before hearing about the rose thing. I literally told her about the rose and her immediate, kneejerk response was "You cant unrape the deer, Toby", as if she just understood why people were saying that
I refuse to believe anyone upset about this is only hearing it for the first time now, they're all pretending so they can seem better than everyone else. So par for the course really

Turn the device off.
Your identity is not yours.

>>530892215
>>530892746
I'd add to that that Dess being a human would explain why Kris attached so hard to her, and also that Dess disappearing and traumatizing Kris would be a good explanation for why Kris can't stand to look at humans like in the library book.

>>530893161
fuk u

>>530892736
Night! Hope you dream of the TV man

>need… to work… on game….
>eylids… so heavy….
>wrist integrity… waning….
>zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>530893161
My name is "December".
That's what it says on the save file...

>>530885105
Me too anon

>>530892689
Send yours to caciv92758@mytaemin.com if you want, or give me a temp mail to send mine to

>>530893032
Mettaton has a Soul, and he’s a pure selfish bastard.

I think Dess bring a shorthand for Destiny is more relevant than the one for a December

>>530893216
Kris unconsciously clicking on monsters 4 humans dating sites implies that Kris is monstersexual, so Kris would be less attached to a human Dess

>>530893216
I also think it's possible Dess was a monster but was given a human soul in the same way Kris was given our soul

>>530892957
That was my idea, that Dess REALLY wanted to be human (or "special") while Kris really wants to be a monster and Dess got disappeared trying to figure out how to make this happen

>>530893393
he's such a dick that his SOUL being made of the literal embodiment of kindness can't stop him
same for Jerry

>>530893394
It's also Death in engrish katakana

Do you think Carol loves Christmas enough that she converted to Christianity or does she follow the weirdo monster religion? She didn't go to church with Rudy and Noelle.

>>530893328
Hey, it's OK, buddy. You rest, and I'll take it from here. Yeah, just rest.

Mike doesn't exi-AIIEEEEE! FORGIVE ME MIKAURU-SAMAAAA

>>530893407
You can be attached without it being romantic.
Or, alternatively, the same trauma could mean Kris forces themselves to go for monsters and avoid humans.

>>530891798
...god now I really hope we get a holiday house fountain, because this made me realize that the angel doll did have Us for a minute. Darkners are aware of what's happening in the light world before a fountain is created, and can even be talked to because Kris made plans with Tenna before the fountain was made.
If that angel doll became a darkner, what the fuck would it have to say?

Just wait till it's releaved that Dess is a total bum

>>530892957
Why would she want to do that? What does she see in humans?

You know I've noticed that whenever Ralsei is depicted as an 'UwU soft gayboy' it's 90% related to some Kralsei shit.

But then these are the same people that will yell at you if you say you view Kris as a guy.

Innit weird?

>>530893498
is this DessSOUL stuff?

>>530893629
>that's where Kris got the idea to steal money from his brother

>>530893407
Why would wanting to fuck monsters mean you wouldn't want to fuck humans?

>>530893742
Humans have cool SOULs. She even has a collection of human-soul-shaped pillows in her closet.

>>530893614
Noelle's cats are all fucked up and horrifying, that ANGEL will be needed to survive without becoming stronger.

>>530893775
no
this stinks
this wont do at all

>>530893536
>Chef Mike
KEK

Tenna getting rid of his junk food temptations by making someone else eat it

>>530893742
Why wouldnt she want to be human? We're fucking awesome

>>530893748
>Ralsei is depicted as an 'UwU soft gayboy'
Anon just what is his character because i'm wondering

>>530893748
being an 'UwU soft gayboy' is his entire personality, let's be real

>>530893742
Maybe she's a fan of human rockstars and wanted to be like them?

>>530893748
it's only ok if it's gay

>>530893951
Yeah, that's why every Ralsei fan is going to hate his character development away from that

>>530893906
that's kind of hot

>>530893742
>What does she see in humans?
they can do weird shit like talk without talking or see without eyes
humans are real spooky, one is specifically a part of the prophecy they're so spooky

>>530892746
>The sneakers in her closet look like human shoes (ignore the fact that we don't know what sneakers fitted for hooves would even look like)
Iirc, there's a bunch of clearly human shoes in Dess' closet, then one pair of shoes for deer monsters. I think it's meant to suggest that she tried really hard to fit into human shoes before eventually conceding and getting a pair like the other members of her family had. Kris was insecure about their humanity and wanted to be a monster, while Dess was insecure about her monsterhood and wanted to be a human. That's probably going to be the real parallel between them, not some left-field twist about how Dess was a human all along.

>>530893748
Ralsei is a fucking faggot even when he's paired up with a girl.

>>530893748
>>530893938
>>530893951
>>530894027
>>530894067
>>530894154
It's because Ralsei have the personality of Asriel when he was young

>>530893826
Why would you go for inferior human thussy when monsters exist?

>>530894154
that's simply because he hasn't turned red yet
eyes flickering like pretty little flames

>>530775485
>noelle in cargo shorts
>>530775660
>Noelle playing trombone
I did both of these and then forgot it was a trombone and not a Sax, hope this works for both of ya. Ska band Noelle.

>>530892736
good night!

>>530894287
Noelle Sax

>>530894287
Not any of the requesters but sick, man

>>530775426
>Requesting a Preacher parody called “Feacher” with Tenna and the Mikes
Tehre we go, I think I got 2 or 3 more to go? forget, I'll take care of em soon, between lifts.
>>530894427
>>530894436
tx lads

>>530894146
>Kris was insecure about their humanity and wanted to be a monster, while Dess was insecure about her monsterhood and wanted to be a human
You think it's possible the "incident" that caused Dess to disappear was her and Kris performing a ritual to swap bodies and failing miserably?
Maybe that's who the "second voice" in the intro was talking to. Whoever it was, "discarded" Dess and did some soul-fuckery to Kris as punishment for them trying to be someone else.

>>530894436
Susie would eat the foam

>>530894085
>nothing like getting back at your ex calling you a [trash heap] by making him a food disposal.
>even if he ruins the desired revenge by being into it and begging to be force-fed more
>and the greedier and more demanding he gets, the more he rekindles that spark of how it used to be; things aren't the same, but despite everything, it's still him

december holiday is a human, and in this hundred page essay filled with my speedreader headcanon and blatant ignoring of evidence against it i will

>>530894559
They should make one of those that shoots whip cream.

>>530894639
>kris
What a slut.

>>530894639
>BUBLED.COM

>>530893536
Is mike the knight?!!!?

>>530893614
we already had a holiday basement themed area, that's where we fight spamton.

>>530893928
Tell that to Toby, maybe he'll put more humans in Deltarune.

>>530894857
Finally...an adequate vessel

>>530894494
Holy shit, awesome, that looks real nice

>>530894559
>"Kris, you GOTTA try the school's whipped cream! They've been hoarding it in those glass boxes this whole time!"

>>530894639
Thanks to this place now I want to touch Kris inappropiately

December Holiday got turned into a human
a human SOUL, specifically

God I wish I had a clingy needy submissive TV husband

>>530893614
..sometimes I wonder if our vessel is actually a darkner and is just the darkner version of an angel doll
They're both featureless, after all..

>>530893951
Ralsei isnt gay. Stop lewding the goat.

>>530893141
Huh?!?!
*lifts anon up and throws u to ur gamer chair*
*slams chocolate milkshake on desk*
*opens up 20 /utg/ tabs*
*smacks head*
POST SUSIE WE'RE ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH THE GAME IF I ACCIDENTALLY TYPE THE CAPTCHA IN THE POST ONE MORE TIME

I don't want to throw him against the wall or beat him up, I just want to hold him...

Ralsei would eat pussy like a starving man

>>530895018
the Vessel is a Goner of Kris, I doubt it's a darkner
plus it's Key flavored

>>530894536
Maybe. Kris at least seems to carry some guilt over what happened to Dess (the secret gacha room, the chapter 4 Egg room) so that's one possibility. The ritual could have left both of them in low-volition zombie-like states that make them vulnerable to being puppeted by someone else.

>>530895126
You can do both

>>530893775
KINO, IS KINO
I
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O
I
S
K
I
N
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>>530894639
>>530894762

>>530895014
Don't we all?

>>530895271
kris after i'm DONE with them

>>530895154
That pussy's name?
Susiezilla.

Will the Vessel have a face once we get him back?

>>530893536
mike :-)

>>530895337
Your friends will draw a face onto your vessel. You get to choose between Susie, Ralsei, and Lancer's drawings as a parallel to chapter 1.

>>530894857
fuck i forgot to tag >>530890712 lmao
>>530894935
yes indeed

coming

>*Throws empty beer bottle at Kris' head*
go make Noelle kill another guy for me faggot

>>530894571
Oh Flowey must’ve killed them a hundred times at least.

>>530895018
My theory is the Vessel isnt a seperate entity, it's what we become if left in the dark world alone

a femboy hugging his tomboy futa (ralsei ends up boy preggy)

coming straight to WHOOP YOUR ASS

muh-hu-hu-hu-hi guys, it's me! meowike!

>>530895628
Another reason why Dessriel is tragedykino

>>530886682
>Yes
I said this

>>530895205
Even if Spamton deserved it, I wouldn't find it in my heart to do so. Maybe if we do it in combat, but I'd still feel bad and check that he's okay.

>>530895154
>The femboy twink lusted after by every fag is secretly a master at eating pussy and obsessed with doing it
Honestly this is fitting
kinda hot

>>530895952
I'd watch that.

Ralsei will never be cute

>>530895863
Noelle surrounded by friendliness pellets and crying genuinely upsets me, I don't like looking at that

I will also join

>>530895952
He literally lives to please, both Kris and Susie

>>530895971
Why do latinx people all have the same artstyle?

>>530895930
Throw him against a wall until he cries!
Then hug him and tell him how you're doing it out of love and that no one else will ever love him!

>>530895635
Ay im famous im one of those posters glad youre still with us schizos

>>530896302
Only I get to terrorize the doe ):

>>530896489
Only I get to terr-ACK

The Vessel was supposed to be Dess's humansona but it got discarded when they got her

>>530896302
It could've been worse, the artist could've drawn the light fading from Dess's eyes as she crumbled into dust in front of Noelle as Flowey starts taunting her before finishing Noelle off too.
All canon, by the way.

>>530896583
I do actually think this

>>530895952
Ralsei's cunnilingus technique is part of the "forbidden knowledge" he received. It's also possessed by every shadow crystal holder.

>>530894571
>>530895863
Are these in Undertale or is it AU fan canon? I dont remember Flowey talking so much about what he did, only the reveal he time skipped alot

>>530895971
I'm vice president of the "If Lancer Gets Hurt We Heckin Let It Roar" Club, and I demand you delete this

>>530896729
he implies hes done EVERYTHING he could possibly do at that point and had gotten bored so if you can think it and its plausble, he probably did it

>>530896729
Asgore is canon, Flowey isn't

Ok Gaster I played through Your Deltarune and appreciated the story please let me meet you in person so we can make out sloppy style

>>530894973
I wanted to before, but my feelings for them have amplified ten-fold. It's honestly a problem

>>530896563
This is supposed to be my character? It kinda stinks, gotta admit.

>>530896443
No, I couldn't do that. He probably got treated like that before and it didn't help him be better...physically, the meanest I could be to Spamton (outside of battle) is consensual slapping, or making him finish the last slice of cheesecake even if he says he's already full.

Where does Deltarune sit on the Furry Plausible Deniability Factor Scale?
Is is absolutely furry at a glance or does it have minor furry influence?
We talking Disney animated feature or Deviantart horny slop?

>>530895708
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*

>>530897003
they look zany enough id say its more disney

Everyone's sleeping it's time to party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqNZcDXjc1U

>>530896729
Asgore's dialogue is from the Undertale Alarm Clock dialogues released in 2020.
The Flowey one is an imagining of a potential canon event because of the above confirming Dess and Noelle existing in Undertale's world and Flowey himself saying he's killed everyone in the Underground multiple times over, which would include Carol, Dess and Noelle.

>>530897003
It's closer to Disney than Deviantart
Toby is surprisingly good at making furry characters that aren't "furry" characters, unlike the people who made Undertale Yellow, for example.

>>530897003
The top 5 most popular characters aren't furries. But you will still be accused of being cringe.

>>530896729
The first one is from the alarm clock so it's canon, second one is fanfic but logically happened at some point since Flowey said he killed everyone in the underground.

>>530895857
HOLY FUCK GUYS LOOK ITS MIKE

>>530887998
Honestly yeah I think it's more likely Jevil colors

>>530897068
Spamton, Ramb, Mike and Tenna snorted coke to this in 1997

>>530896996
What if you forced him to take a bath everyday?

>>530897068
i'm a little high right now and this song is taking me out i never realized it was so good

>>530897068
Hell yeah

I simply take revenge on Kris by being annoying every opportunity I get

>>530897174
Alarm clock isnt canon. It has the stupid cat girl in it instead of the Mad Dummy.

>>530896917
This seems really gay

>>530897469
how much is tenna struggling to grow arms and choke dess out here

>>530897003
Ralsei alone is radioactive levels of uwu fluffboi furry Tumblr but other than that it isn't that furry

>>530897068
https://x.com/FafaMeow99/status/1943673149981135274
https://files.catbox.moe/157yvq.mp4

>>530897576
How come there's a wall you can hung in Chapter 4?

>>530895863
The rare Ribbick dialogs gave me chills, it reminded me of the Asriel/Chara hints in the Woshua quotes in Undertale


>A lost
>and lost
>and lost girl.
>A crying
>and crying
>and crying boy.

>>530897330
It's not makeup. He can't help the way his eyes look. Why else would he cover them?

yeah move it

>>530897576
>"Kris you dont understand, after the hellscape that gachapon had I NEEDED to grind 12250 dark dollars to see if the fountain had something too!"
>>530897707
To make ralsei jealous on hugless runs

>>530897282
It's funny how all 4 of them technically originated from different worlds

Why SHOULDN'T I flirt with Carol Holiday?
>YOU are always welcome here
for.. for real?

where is this monochrome version of Kris stuff coming from someone help me i'm old

>>530897068
SPAMTON_DANCE.OGG APPRECIATION!!!!!

>>530897068
GODDAMNIT EVEN THIS ONE HAS DON'T FORGET IN IT

I wonder if Noelle will become a permanent team member in the remaining chapters. Also who will get the boot

>>530897839
litearrly the begining of the game you retard

December, mark my words... Don't forget!
I am going to FIND you!
And then I'll have sex with you! NO MATTER WHAT!

>>530897820
I know this is meant to be hot but im too distracted by how cool the hilt being shaped like the berdly ice is to be turned on

>>530897889
i mean noelle's gonna rejoin again regardless because they wrote dialogue for her using every chapter 3 and 4 item

>>530897918
But I picked a bald guy nobody's drawing that. And it was thrown away.

>>530897792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIIbb6FMh54

>>530897745
>Asriel/Chara hints in the Woshua quotes in Undertale
I'm curious.

>>530897949
They also gave her text for unused items, one that even specifically calls out it being unused, so it could just be there to be there
>Equp the Trefoil
>"Okay! ...What do you mean unused?!"

Going to the library with Asgore and enjoying the really cute face he makes as he flips through a book about rare flower breeds intently, Asgore bringing me chicken soup and putting his big paw on my forehead to get my temperature when I catch a cold, catching Asgore humming "Thank God I'm A Country Boy" by John Denver as he's washing the dishes and telling him not to stop once he notices me smiling at him

>>530897335
Hell yeah you know the drill buddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18qOstKfUBA

>>530884396
This gif will be canon

>>530898071
there's no way she's never rejoining dude she still has items equipped on her in chapter 2 still there you're gonna get her back man
>>530898094
yeah freedom motif is so good but airwaves specifically the whole vibe of it or whatever is crazy good man

>>530884312 (OP)
deepest brimstone op from the darkest coal mine.

dead thread

>>530884620
>Spurred to action by an unseen force, my monochrome eyes had opened in the darkness of the bunker
>Of course, this action was near meaningless in this void, yet I persisted
>Having finally found the exit, I shambled out with the unbearable sunlight in my eyes
>Before long, I had found myself surrounded in what seemed to be some kind of festival
>At its center stood the woman who had seemingly caused me to awaken
>Still reeling from the overbearing sun in my eyes, or perhaps driven by something else, I had drawn the six shooter kept on my person
>Whether my presence or what had transpired silenced the crowd was ultimately irrelevant
>In the custody of the fish woman, and to the pressing crowds, I had given my reasoning for the shooting
>"The sun was in my eyes."

>>530898094
this music is good too i like it real transcendal

>>530898186
>there's no way she's never rejoining dude she still has items equipped on her in chapter 2 still there you're gonna get her back man
So did Salsa and Flint in Mother 3
Though on a replay recently I found out Boney can equip Flint's Hat and keeps it into Chapter 4 which is nice

Im going to be 30 in two years… is it okay to still be a Undertale/Deltarune fan at that age? I played Undertale when I was like 17 or 18 but I feel like an old man compared to everyone else in the fanbase

>>530898252
Well your mom was in my bed, soooooooooo

>>530898441
Its ok as long as you don't tell anyone.

damn it's really kicking in now airwaves rocks man

Can you guys stop saying dess groomed me dude, like I'm sorry you wanna enact your shotacon fantasies onto me but I'm NOT having it.

>>530898036
>You tell a joke about two kids who played in a muddy flower garden.
>You tell a joke about a kid who ate a pie with their bare hands.
>You tell a joke about a kid who slept in the soil.

>>530898218
we should just shut this general down atp there's nothing left to discuss. all the same 3 posts, tenna fat, rape jokes, and mike theories.

>>530898441
Toby's that old and he's responsible for Deltarune as a whole. We wouldn't have good media if it wasn't for adults still interested in these genres

>>530898546
Wow. I never thought of it like that.

>>530898441
same here
youll be fine

>>530898441
About 1-2 weeks ago when someone asked a question about how old most people here were a lot were 30+

>>530898498
I already enacted my shotacon fantasizes onto you lol.

>>530898498
Ok I'll groom you instead

>>530896386
its beaner/wall jumper dumbass, also its one artist in particular

>>530898709
That makes me feel better, thanks
>>530898690
Ty

>>530898318
Mother 3 was designed with you not recovering those items in mind though. You don't lose anything essential or important.

>>530898757
>>530898762
Why do you do this to me?

>>530898480
But mommy died yesterday. Or maybe the day before.

mwah mwah mwah c'mere krissy let me give you a kiss

>>530898498
Hey, it's either that or we cede to the Kralsei fans and go with you being horny for Asriel.

>>530898940
berdly...

>>530898885
So was Deltarune, if you equip the Jevilstail onto Noelle it gives it back to you in Castle Town. Everything else you left on her is your fault

>>530898960
I'd rather go out with BERDLY at this rate after seeing all the shit you SICK FUCKS put me through.
>>530898940
Speak of the devil and he will appear...

Berdly's nipples...

>>530898906
Cause you sent me to the dark zone, dumbass.

>>530898016
>I picked a bald guy
SAVE = FUCKED

>>530899065
Kris...

>>530898578
but wait it gets worse, down the road is gonna be threadshiggers fucking this place up

>>530898906
Have you considered not being such a cutie patootie twink? Or, as I prefer calling you, a faggot?

>>530899048
>he
That's no way to talk to your Auntie Catty, you go and apologize to her now mister

>>530898086
need asgore husband...

>>530897068
This OST is very EDM-like.
Toby, you play rhythm games don't you?

>>530898252
>Vessel awakens and immediately shoots Carol
b-based...

*joins the two spastics on the floor doing the lancer spin*

>>530899194
his songs are in taiko, Id fucking hope he does

I can't wait another 18 months bros. I don't have it in me.

Yo yo YO what's going up UTG!!!

Asgore struck Dess with his car in a DESSperate attempt to show Toriel he had eyes for no other woman but her

>>530899065
Blud failed biology?

>>530899423
I have this.

>>530899091
You're all the one that are fucked, the egg guy is gonna come in clutch at the very end and help bald egg heads kill gaster at the end.

>>530899438
>he had eyes for no other woman
So youre telling me maddie still has a chance...

GASTER'S HIDING PLACE IS OUT OF BOUNDS, BEHIND THE TREES.

WE'RE GOING OUT OF BOUNDS.

>>530899482
Counterpoint: Susie will make fun of you for being bald

Airwaves is so good

>>530898498
It's okay to express yourself, Kris.

>>530899479
Toby . . .

>>530899510
Toby's just going to make the threed tent glitch into a weird route event isnt he

Kissu kissu

>>530899856
I can totally see it given he added "useless analysis" to the check option in battle but hasn't used it for anything key yet

Asriel you used to be the best basketball player in all of Hometown
and now look at you
your buff, trim, fit.
have a hot girl and a little boy
and your Adam Sandler in real life.

>>530899407
*takes 18 months out of you*
Explain yourself.

>>530899479
Very cute art man!! The Noelle is spectacular and affable!

Kris

>>530886758
damn thats crazy, post ur ass

>>530900312
Holidays are nothing but whores. Yes, even you, Carol.

>>530898441
In 2017, I bought a handmade Napstablook figure from a 60-something old woman who told me he was her favorite character from the game. Do whatever you want just don’t die

Ralsei

>>530897305
I would start out with making deals with him to do a simple manual body wash, then move to showers, and then add in making him fancy baths. Spamton will look beautiful shiny and fresh like a brand new cungadero.

>>530899649
It's on loop for me too *cat dances with /utg/*

>>530899510
>>530899856
>>530899986

reminder that the english version of the mother breadcrumb glitch required you to exploit an area called REINDEER STATION

>Catti tells Kris to summon a demon
>Noelle names a cat after her in Cat Petters
>Noelle somehow summons a demon/FRIEND
>ps - about my friend. She came over because I said I was going to play Cat Petters, but she thought that meant that I was just going to pet HER...
>But the Cat Petters RPG cartridge in Kris's house has "catti & catty" written on it, implying it's from them. Meaning Catti KNOWS.
>FRIEND gives Kris a joystick to play the original game where (YOU) make your own choices and kill everyone
>FRIEND has strange parallels with Chara and associated with freedom, which is what (YOU) want
>Catti taugh Noelle protection spells and showed her occult findings.
>Catti warns Kris to protect Noelle from Susie
Why did she summon FRIEND? Why she is helping (YOU)? For the lols? What's her deal?

Asriel is the kind of nerd who would study humanology or whatever at college

>>530898578
And me! *ralsei_splort.wav*

>>530885615
Undertale isn't about a message. It's about videogames homages and how strange they are.

>>530900560
Forgot pic kek

>>530900560
fools punching holes through reality and letting whatever is on the other side through
they're lucky FRIEND is so weak relatively

What do you think Fave's favorite soda is?

>>530899649
>>530900514
>me listening to Air Wave

>>530898578
>besmirching the good name of fat tenna and mike theories by putting them with rapefags (confirmed failed-redditor xitterfag youtubeshill /v/tard secondaries)
Telly

>>530878239 (me)
>>530879091 (also me)
Kinda sad I started the OFF discussion in the previous thread and then slept through it all afterwards. It was nice to read what everyone has to say about it, and even though I don't have much to add to the discussion, it's nice that people genuinely want to discuss it. Maybe someday we can invade the indie thread and use it for that
Anyway, as I said previously, I firmly believe the Batter is a better vessel than Kris

Uh oh, I yanked the "cord that makes Tenna run on a treadmill for 2 hours"!!

>>530900958
fuck we really ARE Noelle, aren't we...

>>530900929
BIG SHOT obviously

>>530900254
This are Toby's sketches. These designs are therefore canon.

>>530901032
>sweaty, out-of-breath tenna slumping down on the green room couch with his ass pointing up
>after 2 hours passed, he's thirsty and chugs a barrel of beer from ramb's bar
>the treadmill was never plugged in to begin with

>>530901032
I love how everyone just started giving Tenna cute little cat nails

What's the appeal?

>>530897032
>{x}CAT MAN
>FAT MAN
>BLACK AND WHITE AND {CL}OWN MAN
>TELL ME BOUT THE COLOR OF YOUR {SOUL}

>>530775184
>>530769271
>Noelle as Carrie
Not as impactful without color, but here's Noelle-rie

>>530901350
her doe ass, heart shaped

>>530901068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy19H-hVbIE
I wonder if this still fits into any mike theories
>They closed the comments because of all the deltarune schizos

>>530900673
Kris, I'm sorry for all the microaggressions you've suffered as my sibling. I now understand monster guilt.

>>530901441
nice

>>530901354
>TELL ME BOUT THE COLOR OF YOUR SO{OS}
>

>>530900673
Guaranteed he's doing something related to souls

Bros.... I fucking hate that I went into chapter's 4 dark world before fusing items and armors.... How much of a pain in the ass is the chapter'4 secret boss going to be? I don't have a save file for when it starts raining so I'll have to go through a lot of dialogue before the dark world becomes available, I might go through all the dialogue just so I don't have to suffer later....

>>530901612
as long as you don't have a skill issue you'll be fine

>>530901483
based

>>530901612
Harness your innate speedreading powers.
* (You remembered something about the [C] button.)

This is the best minigame ever!

>>530901612
...the chapter 4 secret bosses damage scales to your hp and you can literally spam Susie's heal the whole fight

nothing funny is posted here anymore and that makes me sad

>>530897032
thank you, national broadcasting company

>>530900548
>>train tracks in the ominous holiday basement

>>530901612
It's a strange one, you won't need specific equipment and you have infinite retries
But a goodie, you have the thread nodding in respect and showing you the way to the boss

>>530901813
Clownery tends to lose its magic when you're part of the circus (/utg/)

>>530901310
he has them in his manic sprite

>>530901441
U okay doe

>>530901612
dont worry theres literally 0 new item fusions you can make in chapter 4

>>530901813
The funny ones are sleeping

Would you check Spamton’s pulse with a stethoscope if his life depended on it

>>530902195
I'd check it with my mouth on his dick

>>530902001
>The line that made everyone have a tenna rape fetish

Tenna's like a cool uncle that's a bit of a loser don't funkle my uncle

Susie will wear the SexRibbon (TwinRibbon x2 + BlueRibbon + PrincessRBN) in chapter 5

>>530902195
I'd whack his head against a (metal) handrail, he will let me know if he's alive

Ok, why don't I hear anybody talking out this moment. Who is the "Legend old hermit" meant to be? And what does "the way to the place." mean?

>>530902195
Check his pulse? I'd shrink myself down and leap into Spamton's insides to go on a [Fantastic Voyage] to heal him

>>530902442
If you do you'll never be able to unequip them because she immediately tangles all of them in her hair permanently

>>530902501
get the secret egg, anon. that's what he's talking about.

>>530897630
I really don't think Tenna would care as long as he's being watched and people are happy.

>>530902001
Yes but I mean how everyone just permanently attached them to him outside of instances where they're trying to draw the manic sprite

>>530902442
>Susie wearing all ribbons causes her outfit to turn into a dress

How much more torture could Toby inflict on our beloved protagonists in Chapter 5?

>>530902595
ah... yes, it's pretty cute, it makes him more Dreemur-y

>>530902501
another thing that's not being talked about is I swear there was like a few lines in the game that mention that "great wilderness" might be undertale? I absolutely swear I remember it making comparisons to the ruins, waterfall, hotland, and I think the core?

>>530902693
ralsei is going to cry once the reality that he is going to effectively die soon sets in

>>530902693
Ralsei gains and loses a parental figure in Asgore, Kris kills his dad, and Susie descends deeper into doomerism

Tenna's massive fucking tongue...

So was the undertale alarm clock ever actually gonna be a thing or was it just a codename for Deltarune? Also on that regard, why has nobody made an actual undertale alarm clock app? We pretty much have the entire outline for it.

>>530902709
thats just the rest of the house. the couch cushions, the sink, etc

>>530902001
This one screenshot alone skyrocketed Tenna into sexyman status instantaneously

>>530902671
YES

ch 5 is the ending of the game no more chapters after

>>530902835
Like yeah I get that it's probably not ACTUALLY Undertale, but I feel like those specific lines were supposed to make us think of Undertale. Lemme see if I can find the lines I'm talking about.

>>530902693
Weird route will have the Fun Gang break up with Susie bailing because she thinks Kris hates her. Noelle will replace her as our third party member and Ralsei will bluescreen

noelle sweaty... you're childhood neighbor is a fucking camslut noelle look at kris's phone and look at all the photos this is youre fault noelle

>>530902815
tenna drinking from a water bowl and going SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP

whats the best way to tell a friend playing the first time about the eggs without spoiling them

i dont think they are the type to replay the same route they already went through even if its pretty short once you can skip all the dialogue but even then the eggs don't even do anything (yet)