Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General. Here we discuss ALL things Sonic!
/sthg/ #8439 - Mini Fox Edition
==NEWS==
>TailsTube #12 - Life Hackshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3WmM7nVq_I
>Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - Animation Teaserhttps://youtu.be/qFDJ6zMyq-k
>Sonic Racing - Cross the Worlds - (Opening ver.) - Performed by James Bourne of Bustedhttps://youtu.be/OR9FGj1Bj70
>Sonic Rumble global launch delayed:https://sonicrumble.com/GLDelay
>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 will be released on March 19, 2027https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sonic-4-release-date-march-2027-1236280697/
==Comics Release Dates==
DC x Sonic the Hedgehog #5 - 16 July 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog #80 - 30 July 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog #81 - 03 September 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog: Chaotix's 30th Anniversary Special - 24 September 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog: Chasing Shadows - 04 Mar 2026
==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==
https://rentry.org/sthglinks
>/sthg/ OP template:https://rentry.org/sthgtemplate
>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4
>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet
>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection
>Sonic comic scans:https://grabber.zone
>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/
>/sthg/ OC info:https://sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive/
>/sthg/ cytube:https://cytube/r/sthg
>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthg
Previous Zone:
>>530872308
This Shadow guy is really popular
sheep
md5: 0a3c20b3171437da6cf4219eca0e7ee2
๐
Think we'll ever see her again or is she getting vault plapped?
>>530919369>>530919673>>530919685perfect exanple of the quality of each ship
>>530919369incestpedobestialixenonecrophilia. it's been established shadow loves rouge, stop posting.
>>530919673notevenfriends selfinserter coomslop. it's been established shadow loves maria, stop posting.
>>530919685delusional ooc aestheticel copeship. spiritual cuckoldry is bad and degenerate, stop posting.
h45h
md5: 44368b138ae3e37da6c432e9883b03d7
๐
>>530920189I can do far worse than all of those combined
>>530920005What does that even mean?
>>530920189>ooc nay
>aestheticel yes
>copeshipdebatable
>spiritual cuckoldryWhat does that even mean?
sob
md5: 851505d0b24341e218c7ba1d240836c2
๐
uuu
*farts*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B24cTSLw21k
I think Sonic movie 3 would have scored even higher with critics if it took itself shamelessly seriously. The big thing that seems to get negative attention from critics above all is Sonic's obnoxious humor.
file
md5: 8e3abc42ef1300cfe7ceaec9a6dce31a
๐
>>530920635jelly roll is indoctrinating babies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIvBVMJX7cI
>>530920464shadouge is literal ms paint tier slop compared to any other ship
>>530920812BASED 1 year old CHADow stacy making the reddit OC fag seethe.
There is no "windnic" that's just Sonic
My top 10 favorite Sonic characters: 1. Shadow 2. Knuckles 3. Blaze 4. Sonic 5. Metal Sonic 6. Silver 7. Dr. Eggman 8. Rouge 9. Charmy 10. Tails
>>530921545Started based but became cringe the moment you said bl*ze
>>530921545Sticking only to actual canon:
Sonic. Shadow. Rouge. Amy. Charmy. Elise. Tails. Knuckles. Espio. Vector.
I like too many noncanon OCs following Amy.
>>530921276Literally nobody wanted these changes, what gives?
>>530921545Started based but became cringe the moment you said sikhver
>We're FINALLY getting a Sonic/Ninja Turtles crossover
>It's the Mutant Mayhem versions
>>530922669Canonically Sonic's the one friendzoned now.
>>530922308How would it go if Blaze had dinner with the Whipples?
>>530923628>the Mutant MayhemBut of course and it's literally only because of body positivity poc April.
The tranny franchise... no wait, the tranny industry because wherever i go is just faggots in a dress.
>>530923767Sexy pink creature and Amy
>>530923767> they lost th culture war>They still do this shitWhen will it end? I'm begging here, when will it fucking end?! How many people have to die before normal returns?
Much like Sonic the TMNT were only good in the early 2000s.
>BUT MUH ORIGINAL CLASSICS W-
Were shit.
>>530924834seems like they won if it had long lasting effects
if we're going to be off topic and post tmnt then at least post alopex
>>530925530We're going to be off topic and i'll ask what you guys want from the supermarket, cuz i want a pack of chocolate biscuits.
>>530925530>al*pexWe don't like IDWshit here pal
>>530924834It's not enough to attack the offending creatives, you have to attack the vectors they use to cement their clique, like Human Resources gatekeeping who's hired.
>>530925651Makes me want to drive him to the luna park and have a fun day.
>>530925661Pizza, Doritos, Snickers, Hot Pockets
>>530925661it's 32c right now I don't want chocolate get me a pack of white monster
>>530925698>you have to attack the vectorsso it was the crocodiles all along...
I hate the west, I hate the world, I hate soic, I just want it to be over it needs to end, it's nothing but pain and suffering day in and day out happiness is a distant lie, maybe it wasa scam all along and being a dumbass teenager who didn't know how the world worked was the trust meaning of hte satement ignorance is bliss look at thestate of this fuckingfranchise culture war bullshit just itching for someone to die, terrible ass games, terirble ass characters, terrible ass music by old fuckers who went out ofstyle fucking 20 years ago and just pure garbage to the point trying to actively ruin the lives of the VAs is much more interesting to talk about and if not them some retarded ass fanbase drama like Emi jobnes getting herfat ass friend raped and profititing off it or Ryan fucking her or whtever or david uhumphry being accused of pedophila it just fucking sucks everybody is bad person everybody is scum, there are no goodp epole there never ere just anotherfucking lie the comics are boring the characters shallow the new charaters not even sonic characters and the games are just AI generated sloppy shit, I can't take it anymore I legit can't take it how can anyone sane take this constant abuse and not go mad? I'm legit asking I'm at the end of my rope here I just want to be normal and happy again.
>they think it's a culture war
>it's not just a massacre where an entire generation of people who can't pass on their genes shall witness the complete destruction of everything they worked for
>>530924834If they had won it wouldn't end, if they lost they'll keep doing it out of spite
It's a lose-lose.
>>530925896women owe me sex
If there's one thing I've learned from this thread is a lot of you are really fucking crazy, it's not just a larp like /dbs/. My god.
>>530925946But regardless of the side we're all going to disappear, future generations will spit on our graves, tranny or chud doesn't matter, we're not a model for an healty society with healthy relationships and any sort of legacy, it's just manbabies slowly killing themselves.
>>530925975True, but /dbs/ posters are not larping. Some of them are known schizos who have been at it for years now.
>>530925975I like when you speak and give no actual context.
>>530921276Did they remove the second t?
>>530925879it's faster for us to move on instead rather than waiting a million dollar whoring out franchise to die
What character should I commission porn of next?
Grandma was right, it is a whore the woman with a long tongue (who talks a lot). Not the prostitutes.
>>530926684Sonar the Fennec
Burning shadow the thing.
I'm the one who made the original bestie collage. I ship Sonurge. I think Sonaly is garbage.
>>530927336I meant to say Sonamy. Sonaly is based. Sonamy is trash. Sonurge is based.
Sonamy is just not interesting
>>530927201There goes the butt jokes
>>530927336>i like fresh shit, but i hate dry shit
>>530927523Now she's confused about where everything went
>>530927647I meant to say Sonamy. I hate Sonamy.
>>530927523fiona alone in the void is the canon ending of the super genesis wave
>>530927791it's the same thing
>>530927863DON'T GO AWAY I'M NOT DONE HERE
>>530927336We know it's shippers seething.
>>530927829Sonally the world's way-past cool ship, everyone.
>>530927829Sonic the Hedgehog was raped in the freezing fall of '05. KWAB.
>>530926224Mmm shipper salt.
>>530927829This was before Ian came on right?
>>530923669I spent way too long on this. This is if Blaze was in Knuckles' place.
>WENDY: So, Blaze... Tell me about your family.>BLAZE (hesitant to open up): ...My lineage is of Sol Empire nobility, a line chosen by the Sol Emeralds to guard their sacred power. I am bound by my duty. Not by the fleeting bonds of... Family.>WADE: Wait, so... you're like a princess or something, Blaze?>BLAZE (cringing, before composing herself): That... Title is not inaccurate, Wade, but it is... Imprecise. My purpose is singular. Protection of the Sol Emeralds. I am a guardian above all.>WENDY: Sounds like a heavy burden. Our family's had its own trials, you know. So have our line. We're Jewish, chosen in our own way, our people have been through a lot of tough times.>BLAZE (incredulous): You? Chosen? By whom?>WENDY: By... Well, by God, in a sense. It's a spiritual thing. A covenant. It's part of our identity.>BLAZE: A covenant. Curious. It is my understanding that those who are chosen must carry fire and stone on their backs. Not because they are favoredโฆ But because they can endure what is necessary to preserve order. Because they are needed. There is no honor in being selected. Only obligation. Consequence. I have observed you and your children closely, Mrs. Whipple, and I do not yet believe I would consider you...>[Blaze side eyes Wade with a look of barely restrained pity and disdain on her face.]>BLAZE: ...Of consequence.>[Long awkward silence. Wade looks to his uncomfortable mother and frowns. A flicker of guilt passes Blaze's eyes.]>BLAZE (softening slightly): ...If you are chosen by this... God. Then I wonder: By what criteria?WANDA: Well... Fair question. I guess it's not about criteria. It's about trust. Faith.
>BLAZE: Faith... In the Sol Empire, we are taught at an early age to trust what can hurt you. Not what reassures you.>WADE (half-joking): That explains a lot, actually.>[Blaze tilts her head, not offended, but unsure of what Wade meant by that.]
ยฆS
md5: 58274868a4338652f34d41ea1794ebc7
๐
furry wolf boobs
>>530927829>this released in the same month as CHADow's gamelol
>>530928765>forgot a meme arrowAn hour of effort wasted
>>530928829Whisper's boobs aren't furry she's a proud brave plus sized neurodivergent lgbtqi+ wolf with alopecia affecting her torso and arms.
>>530928829>>530928990Whisper has skin like Rouge
>>530929121No she doesn't. Rouge isn't bl*ck like Whisper.
>>530928990>alopeciaI know which character is responsible for this.
If I could draw I would draw Uwuver getting beaten up by strong independent women
>Colors&Lost world games for Frontier team
>Generations games with Adventure wank for Shadow gens team
>2D games released
Were is the Unleashed-like games?
>>530929253 (me)
Discard this post i confused alopecia with vitiligo.
>>530928990>>530929121>>530929213whipser is soft and fluffy
I hate evan stanley
Character with this feel?
>>530929867Whisper when she comes to her senses and realizes she isn't a lesbian.
>>530929376Whisper also has that. She's very diverse.
>>530930439No you don't. You're crying so you are a lesbian.
>>530931089I don't get it
>>530931074this thread
I don't have the uncropped version, I just like how defeated she looks
>>530931089Blur Studio models have Down syndrome.
>>530931342if you search the hash on the archive there's probably a catbox link somewhere in there
SEGA Dreamcast and Dreamcast accessories.
>>530931409Clever idea, but no link unfortunately. Oh well
>>530932098The breeding cage?
>>530931582They should have just marketed it as a computer.
Why is blobian male x human female so hot bros...it's not fair...I just want to be impregnated by my blobian bf.
>>530920812I don't think most of you think about how much bigger of a reach the movies have. There's going to be a whole generation that grew up almost exclusively with the movies.
movie Silver fangirls will destroy this franchise
>>530931697Why donโt we ever get to see amy undressing and trying other clothes in game, it breaks my immersion, i guess sega doesnโt care about important details that could make sonicโs world feel more alive
>>530934445Fowler helped Shadow appeal more to girls, he'll probably make Silver appeal more to dudes, like making almost shonen like
>>530931582That wonderboy ainโt right
>>530934805>dudesShadow was already very appealing to women.
Silver on the other hand is mostly appealing to w omen who like dorky sub husbandos
>>530934958What about knuckles
>>530933086If you were to sneak up behind Fiona and spook her would she make one of those screams that foxes do?
>>530932104nta but i'm pretty sure you can find all of them in Civit.ai by duofag who goes there by bonsoirguy or something.
>>530934179Amy has never been likable. This isn't surprising.
>>530935575That boils down on if mobians mimick their own animal counterparts in certain behaviors or not.
>>530934179Why are gay millenials so mean to her?
>>530936302Probably because it's funny
>amy shift from aggressive obsessive fangirl to stronk woman that barely acknowledge men around her and looking at hesse's writing she'll just be a peach 2.0 dismantling sonamy once and for all, or at best reversing the roles with sonic as a simp
If it was over before, now it's truly OVER.
>>530935432He got better lore than in the games. that's for sure. but they are not using him for anything interesting yet. I'd like to see a prequel to the knuckles show where he goes to fight Iblis and I want to see what's next for him and the flames of disaster
>>530935636Looks like that's as far as it gets. Some of his whisper prompts resemble it but I haven't found the match. A real shame that it's potentially ai bootyslop too.
>>530931074https://files.catbox.moe/z6fyd5.png
Sex and impregnation with Shadow.
>Ordinary boss fight against Metal Sonic
>Deplete his HP, leaving him broken and sparking on the ground. Sonic turns to leave.
>Immediately has to dodge some Metal afterimages coming out of nowhere ala Phantom Rush from Frontiers
>Turns around to see Metal's limbs pulling themselves back together as he gets back up.
>He grabs his other arm and attaches it back into place himself - pic related as eyes come back online and the health bar refills
Your thoughts?
>>530936746Off model, Blaze would look like plank next to Lanolin
>>530937439This requires a pressure washer
Sadmy
md5: 7330781aab072c8e2247811a1d748f11
๐
>>530937439Whoa. Thank you, anon.
>>530937538Make it a 2v1 as well, and it could be an interesting fight.
>>530937538>Your thoughts?Gay
>>530937538You know, that reminds me: I don't think there was ever a fight where the Cyloop was used against you. Metal buffed by Sage seems like a no-brainer for that in Frontiers 2 or something.
>>530936302Millenials and the popularity of anime on Western tv sync up just enough that they'll like the shows that are on but hate uniquely Japanese tropes.
The Genki Girl that Amy embodies is nothing like the "model girl" that the West put onto every character (there are exceptions.)
Western cartoons with a girl lead usually had her be the sensible one who could kick ass and told all those boys off for goofing around. An over-correction of attempting to get away from the stigma of the girl needing rescuing or not being as smart in other shows before this. There are exceptions to these but generally speaking.
So they see Amy fawning over Sonic and getting jealous and ... well, acting like a girl does (which is why Amy and Sailor Moon characters are popular within that demographic in Japan), over here it was seen as reductive.
So
>AMY IS BAD, SALLY AND BLAZE ARE COOL AND KICK ASS AND AMY JUST CRIES OVER SONIC WHY WOULD HE LIKE HER EW GROSSBecause unrequited love or just a simple crush taking over someone means bad character.
I'd like to say media literacy has improved since then but people still argue like this
And Amy has changed over the years from Genki girl to something else, and this itself causes arguments too
>>530937793Another shitty colorful flag to add, what does it represent?
>>530938085"Aroace", the flag for pretending you don't feel any romantic or sexual attraction. But it's usually just autistic women who have a lobotomized libido from their ssris
>>530938001>amy is constantly being reinvented because no one in japan or outside it likes herWhy you felt the need to type the rest of that cope when it fits into such a compact TLDR Iโll never know.
toof
md5: dd9fa1274e11b0566ab726a67328e2e2
๐
>>530938485Shitdow Robotnik
>>530937538>Metal get to do something coolItโd never happen, the only time he was allowed to be cool this decade was fucking Death Battle
>>530938525Because keeping things short is a skill I do not possess
The first such incident occurred in 1956 when-
>>530938485Hahaha I was just thinking about this image but couldn't find it on my phone
>>530939053blaze, cream and tails are allowed to be white supremacists why?
>>530939143Because they're being BLACKED by Sonic.
>>530938645Is this HRT fetish?
>>530939053I like how much it fucks up their color palettes and how obvious it is that the person who made this has no knowledge of color theory, not to mention how the dot filter the original art has rapes the edit
>>530939321>HRT>fetishyou don't need to say the same thing twice
>>530938803I'd boom that Amy
>>530938645but she's already a girl to begin with?
>>530939431Shadria if Shadowyumes were portrayed accurately.
I want to draw ocs that don't belong to me, naked
>>530939774Let me guess. this is a variant of Scourge that becomes green and stronger through a disease. like a furry deadpool?
>>530939971but her outfit is a big part of what makes her hot
WHITEBOARD
https://magma.com/d/UsW84PbYNW
https://magma.com/d/UsW84PbYNW
https://magma.com/d/UsW84PbYNW
>>530939431ayo teacha' bitch 'Dow stola' ma' homework
>>530939917Get to it anon
Bump the Deer
Sage the Sloth
Bait the Betta
Beige the Wondertwin
Pedantic the Rat
Lurk the Trashpanda
Omelette the Eggette
Hocus the Hedgehog
Match the Dog
Flan the Bunny
Mika the Dog (poodle)
Isabelle the Hedgehog
Mallow the Oujo Bunny
Colbalt the Hedgehog
Splats the Dog
Blanc the Hedgehog
Aspen the Dog
Rita the Rumbler
Selene the Dog
Kyanne the wolf
Ena the Dragon
Fantasma the Magician Dog
Hook the African Wild Dog
Maggie the 'Roo
Springchan the Forces Freak of Nature
Hilda the Hyena
Peep the Sheep
Data the Mole
Kaylana the Hedgewolf
Roll the Contortionist Cat
Naval the Raccoon
Coasterchan the Coaster
Celeste the Albino Mink
Tempest the Dolphin (not shark)
Snowball the Wolf
Plurmp Dankenstein McFlurntin The Cat Esquire
Dead the Opossum (Deceased)
Amelia Patrickson the Cat
Akula the Shark
Lora the Owl
Piper the Mouse
Alex the Cat
Becky the Wolf
Custard the Bunny
Shadette the Hedgehog
Neuro the Jellyfish
Anubelle the Jackal
Iris the Hedgehog
Silk the Spider
Kinah the Fox
Shelley the Seagull
Jane Dough the Deer
Peek the Hedgehog
Bang the Doe
Luna the Sloth
Shiroi the white Rabbit
Chords the Nightingale
Vasha the Wolf
Gamer the Wolf
Rye the Dog
Scavenge the Seagull
Claw the Bear
Doze the Bull
Bunsy the Bunny
Alice the Rabbit
Blade the Cat
Dive the Otter
Kale the Cat
Rini the Squirrel
DeeDee the Hare
Bolt the Wildcat
Seraph the (Tasmanian) Devil
Anna the Dogtor
Hella the Angel (sheep)
Audrey the Flying Squirrel
Hefty the Honey Badger
Labrat
Cleocatra
Piper the Rat
Iris the Sea Snail
Jai Li / Jolly the Panda
Woe the Cat
Mai Day the Cat
Angelica the White Tiger
Shuffle the Turtle
>>530940035How expensive is Jess' suit?
>f-fwarking... *snort* fagdow...
>>530940168total f*x death
>>530939431Can we actually talk about how the art is bad instead of resorting to racism?
>>530939431Can we actually be racist instead of resorting to criticizing how the art is bad?
>>530940409Guess who died on minecraft?
>>530940661The art is bad and they're also ugly niggers. I met many beautiful niggers irl and those are ugly af.
>>530940846I appreciate ugly aesthetics but why not just make something unique instead of fucking Sonic
hand
md5: 20040d072958843a686afbdeb9f5c0f6
๐
>>530940908I get the writers wanted to have Shadow get infected at some point in the story, which I totally agree, it's an interesting story plot. But Shadow yelling he's the ultimate lifeform and diving headfirst into a group of infected with the intention of just the punch them and hope for the best really the best they could come up with?
Also why does Shadow's left hand look blurry in the 3rd panel? Was it originally drawn bigger and instead of redrawing it to fit the panel they just poorly resized and pasted it in the panel?
file
md5: ab2a9cb2a6edc9ceacfcac657a8ed680
๐
>>530941586Worse, it's copy-pasted from the panel right below it
>>530941720>copy-pasted from the panel right below itOh my fucking god you're right, I didn't even realize that.
>>530941720HAHAHAHAHA holy hell
I hope you and your OC are having a good day
>>530941849Even down to the shading man, it's insane how they thought nobody would notice this shit
>>530941586...They couldn't even trace over it? Just a straight-up copy/paste? Okay.
lol forever at how they fucked up a single, simple, straightforward zombie story
>>530941952>it's insane how they thought nobody would notice this shitMaybe people might have back when it was the latest issue but was drowned out due to Shadow getting turned.
While i'm sure doing this will have sped-up getting the comic out faster, it only serves to hamper it because SOMEONE will notice later on and bring yet another negative to the table about the comic.
>>530941720jesus fucking christ how lazy can these people get
Sobic on the token new girl.
>Sonic Shuffle
"who dat ass?"
>Sonic Rush
"who dat ass?"
>Sonic 2006
"whodat ass?"
>>530941720Nigga...
I hate IDW
>>530939431At what point do the diversity tumblr kids realize that their shit looks like caricatures meant to mock black people. I'm fucking black and this looks atrocious. They don't even draw Maria like a young black girl, it looks like an old ass woman. And why does Shadow look like that? How does that make him look black? Why does his design need to change is Maria is black? Why at all of this, I don't understand
>>530941720Holy shit, i knew they recycle assets in the industry (disney being an example) but i never actually noticed.
>>530944008>I'm fucking black and this looks atrocious
I decided to count how many pictures/posts each ship gets (not counting hate posts), and the most commonly posted ones are sonknux, sonegg, and sonurge.
>>530939431Decided to check out the "artist" and found that they surprisingly do not blindly consoom idw despite drawing atrocious art of animalized sonic with top scars
>>530941586>>530941720I really don't see why this is a problem
Tell me again how twitter became the place where random people say bullshit and everyone points their fingers at it.
>>530945539Jesus christ. She was probably sexually abused when she was younger
>>530945539>i'm, er ... a normal person xD
>>530944008This type of art style took traction around the early to mid 2010's, but it should've died prematurely. No idea why it gained an audience.
>>530946041i remember this POV.
I love bread, which character would eat bread without anything in it?
My name is Pink and I'm really glad to meet you
You're recommended to me by some people
Hey, ooh, is this illegal?
Hey, ooh, it feels illegal (Ha)
I've suffered quite a few timeswithparanoia
Oh,what's your name?I don't knowwhat I should call ya
Hey, ooh, here's twenty for ya
Hey, ooh, we're getting high around the corner (Wow)
One after one, now you're sittin' on my bed
Then, later on, we can talk on it instead
Two into one while you're sittin' on my bed
Then, later on, I can feel shame in my head
We'll meet again when my head works like it used to
And maybe next time I'll tell my girl, "Come through"
I like the fact that we don't communicate
As long as you don't tell all your best mates
>>530946757Feeding The Babylon Rogues sourdough bread
>>530946960Of course, the birds.
>>530942331I mean I don't think game-adjacent Sonic is well suited for legit zombie stories, the level of horror elements should not exceed kooky haunted house vibes like Mystic Mansion or Sandopolis act 2
>>530947168oh, nobody in their right mind is expecting 28 Days Later. but, everyone and their grandma knows how zombies work, and this should be a basic 1-2-3 style, 'you think you're a writer? write a story about zombies' kind of thing.
>>530946783>My name is Pink and I'm really glad to meet you uwu<3
I seriously fucking hate all of you, somehow you convinced me of disliking shit i like
Finally got around to watching the last Tailstube and what the fuck is the lore team even doing? The whole "Sonic is a homeless bum" was always a fandom in-joke. Did Evan and her goons legitimately fucking think that adding that to canon was a good idea? Do these people even understand what kind of franchise they're supposed to be working under?
>>530947097Did Tails dump Cosmo? Or did he just get impatient waiting for her to regrow?
he would never do this
>>530947547I did it just for you
bugg
md5: 035f9f945fe531b6efc4c04b83d3e4c5
๐
Clutchewel is rape-coded
>>530947620>Do these people even understand what kind of franchise they're supposed to be working under?no, they feel that their ideas are better. because they're writing for themselves: not for you, for me, for the twelve-year-olds in the expected audience, or for the series.
>>530947620No one on the lore team has any understand or idea of what is appropriate for the franchise or it's characters because none of them have played the games in over a decade.
TX-55 = Mecha Sonic (GG)
Metal Gear D = Mecha Sonic MK I
Metal Gear REX = Mecha Sonic MK II
Metal Gear RAY = Metal Sonic
>>530947738Jewel is sex-coded
>>530947750>loggingHow did i fall to bunch of retards like you fags? how?
>>530948354>taking it literallyI see how.
>>530947909>because none of them have played the games in over a decade.Oh, they did. But it's only the classic games and post-Colors material since they're too lazy to emulate or buy old consoles to play Sonic games that aren't easily accessible on modern hardware.
>>530945539I bullied her on twitter for this and she said it was a "vent" and "was projecting her trauma onto shadow" like uh huh sure "oughghhh" totally isn't meant to represent that you're flicking the bean to this
i can't stop eating, on the bright side i also started to exercise so i'm basically becoming boom eggman
Alright which one of you made this?
>>530949093good job! i'm lazy
>>530948820>totally isn't meant to represent that you're flicking the bean to thisI mean it is probably both. Her bio says shes 19, she probably got molested before or just as she started puberty and now her receptors are all confused and can only get off to being abused. It's a sad state of affairs, but very common for these young girl and they usually think that becoming a man will solve their problems
>>530949093Keep it up anon, I'm not really motivated to work out
>>530949187I'm 19 and I don't goon to shadow rape porn, I'm just built different I suppose
>>530945539>>530948820>to cause a mental breakdown i just need to make shadow rapefics
Would sonic be a good dad?assume the mom is amy in this scenario
>>530948316Stupid bug realized that she could be 10 times hotter if she mimicked Rouge
>>530945539Archiebros, is this IC?
>>530941586Flynn said Sega was very autistic about how he could write shadow. I've seen some rewrites that do it better. Shadow thinking he is immune is fine, but it's more so how he talks and acts about it that pisses people off.
>>530949093>>530949271I'm on my to gym in hour stay motivated!
>>530947408I think you're underselling how difficult it is to write a compelling zombie story with no lasting consequences, while under the inconsistent editorial guidance of a company like SEGA
>>530948318i love tailsmo.
>>530949674>Shadow thinking he is immune is fine,That's understandable.
>but it's more so how he talks and acts about it that pisses people off.I agree 100%. Did nothing to push away him just being Vegeta but a hedgehog. Even if it comes down to it fully being SEGA's fault it's still dumb.
>>530949110Slashy
Too many words, badly made because he couldn't rely on AI to make it, asking us rather than just owning up to it
Wind
md5: 9536cb58567c2dda60661d6501d7d449
๐
>>530948318I haven't watched Metrex arc, but.
>Cosmo: "Everyone is going to die because of me!'>Tails: *stares in wind*I thought Sonic was the wind? Is Tails the wind in this season? The cosmic wind?
derp
md5: d3d3aaffbbcbd3d689396e0c377754e6
๐
>>530950598Tails was inspired by Sonic and in turn inspires Cosmo
Also he loves her, so he's willing to stand by her no matter what
>>530950375One of the later chapters has rouge and shadow talk about it, basically saying shadow was acting like a retard. Of all the sonic characters he seems to be the one Sega is the most wishy washy with. Which is obviously very annoying.
>>530951108>Of all the sonic characters he seems to be the one Sega is the most wishy washy with. Which is obviously very annoying.Makes perfect sense considering he wasn't supposed to come back after the end of SA2. Granted other characters have had strange moments that don't seem to be in character for them so what do I know?
>>530950925She's so cute when she's retarded looking.
>>530949110this would be good if there was like a third of the amount of text
Sonic raped Shadow before Sonic Forces and that was the reason Shadow was lurking during these 6 months
>>530951905Turn your monitor on hehehe
>>530951660Every character jumps around like crazy, it's just more noticeable in some of the cast. Shadow, tails, and amy are probably the 3 who get the most criticism overall, and for good reason. People are still pissed about what they did to tails in forces.
>>530952723bro cant resize images properly
>>530953131nothing gets past you, does it
>>530953190sonic lives in a van down by the river lol
>>530953131Do you look at the sunset and think about nuclear explosions?
>>530951108All they were doing was protecting their character. IDW Shadow is completely Ian's fault. All of it.
>>530951660He was meant to return, they just had conflicting ideas on it.
"Shadow was created with the idea of him being a lead character and not just part of a cast of characters," - Hoshino
https://www.eurogamer.net/sega-showcases-shadow-the-hedgehog-design-in-never-before-seen-sketches
"Since we first introduced him in Sonic Adventure 2, we have wanted to feature Shadow in his own game," - Iizuka
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/news/10414/sega-confirms-shadow-the-hedgehog
"The 'Shadow DIE or NOT meeting' descended into chaos. The group split into the 'Shadow is dead' faction and the 'Shadow is not dead' faction, arguing heatedly.
https://x.com/mizuhano/status/989671387055902720
file
md5: 220165b7d580a8ba950553a6a06408ef
๐
>>530953209and you're mad about it
>>530953310staring at the sun is bad for your eyes
>>530938525>>amy is constantly being reinvented because no one in japanJapanese people like Amy. Korone found her cute and funny.
Vanilla Longears was later placed under arrest by SSPD
>>530951985Raping Shadow is good for you
>>530953919waaaiiit a second...
file
md5: fc315ceb5ea7e048fc224afa491bce07
๐
>>530953919That is... that is a man?
>>530925651he sucks my pp like that
>>530955047your penis is shaped like a straw?
>>530955307You're gotta take me to dinner first before seeing my pp
>>530955441Drop your city and I can book a flight right now
This is an extremely and I mean extremely accurate representation of what sthg wants the films to be like.
https://youtu.be/DxQIRBVaA4s?si=RqGdsFps9VR9E82Y
>>530955528Whoresville Oklahoma
>>530955767Why sonic is such a fucking slut?
>>530955624Never been to Oklahoma, might just go to say I've gone
>>530956043Good morning, pink rat.
>>530947738>Jewel I want you to modify the tape of Mimic's "suicide," destroy the list, and place the blame on Eggman and DEI when someone keeps asking questions>Long Live Clean Sweep!
People here always call Ian a hackfraud, but who even are the best Sonic writers?
>>530956276>using comic sans to make a shitty spiteful meme
ROAR
md5: ea1301f90be007f342a10e5778eac8cd
๐
>>530956489Show your stripe you slutmunk
>>530956419Sthg is the best sonic writer.
Flynn sucks.
Penders sucks.
Stanley sucks.
Gigi is a womanchild.
Barnes is a racist nigger trannylover.
>>530956489I'll give you shitty but that meme ain't spiteful.
>>530956672Here's my shitty low effort meme
>>530923651
>>530956365Sonadow is hot
Idgaf what anyone here says!!
>>530956276Actually Tailsโs van, so Sonic is still a bum ass mooch
>>530956714>Barnes is a racist niggerHoly based, he should be hired.
>>530957369he's the trannylover kind crying like a bitch on twitter.
I wanted a based racist nigger from 4chan.
>>530956714>Sthg is the best sonic writer.sthg should write a Sonic comic using THE WIND as our guide...
>>530957138Tails is only the driver. It's Sonic's van.
>>530956578this reminds me of politics
>>530957803Sparky will be the lead writer.
>>530958238Bump should be gagged.
file
md5: f8ebdee6656d6d4ef9f310d6d8fc2084
๐
>>530957715If you want an actual racist you have to wait until awf releases Tangle and Whisper 2
>>530958238forcing Bump to like and prefer anal sex!
Which interspecies marriage is the most stable with the least divorce rate? human man x blobian woman or human woman x blobian man?
>>530958991The divorce rates for both are less than 1%
>>530923628 Sonic's a videogame character, if they're going to do crossover shit, why not make it with another videogame franchise? That Megaman crossover they did ages ago was good from what I remember and actually felt like a decent fit for the two series. This shit with DC and TMNT feels so corporate and cynical
>>530953919I want to have gay buttsex with Male Rouge
>>530934324This was still the best movie poster they did.
>>530938525Japanese people liked Amy when they played the adventure games.
>>530959487Her character maybe. I can't imagine anybody actually liked playing her in SA1.
>>530958991Surprisingly there isn't much of a difference, they're both highly successful. Even more surprising, human/human and blobian/blobian are more unstable and prone to higher divorce rates when compared to the former.
I find this ironic because I unironically see Flynnfags as akin to Snyderfags
I hope they make a bunch of sonamy posters for sonic movie 4
When did you realize this fanbase was too autistic for you?
>>530959380Still pisses me off how much they wasted Tails in this movie
How do people enjoy summer?
>>530960569ANON NO THERE'S A BEGONIA AND A POOPER IN THAT PICTURE
>>530960785Yeah, after all this heat it's what I want to do. This summer has been the worst ever
>>530960426Like 14 years ago
Then I came back a couple years ago because I had finally become autistic enough.
i just avoid unpleasant people and enjoy what I like
I am kingpin, sonic is no match for me!
>>530960995I can relate to be honest, I despise the heat but I find that nudism doesn't help THAT much when it comes to cooling off, especially in high humidity. I hope you get through the unbearable heat.
I'm thankful it's winter down here. Not cold, but pleasantly cool.
>>530961069based aosthGOD
tikal tikal tikal
tikal tikal tikal
tikal tikal tikal
tikal tikal tikal
>>530961479I like to pick tikal anytime I go back to SA2 with the stage select mod.
>>530959887I wonder whatโll happen to Flynnfans once heโs no longer working on the franchise. Will they end up like Sally fans?
>>530961479WHAT.
WHAT IS IT!? SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Sega makes up shit without any connections to past games, i say they bring Tikal back but like Danny phantom
>>530949110it's absolutely hilarious that people think the changes to amy, rouge, etc. are about misogyny when all of this is very obviously done in the name of feminism. amy loving sonic bothers these people, they consider it "problematic" that she "relies on a man" so therefore they want to change her to "independent wamyn who don't need no man". really you mean to tell me ian fl*nn is doing this because he's some sort of woman hating misogynist? he's your typical reddit liberal, SoA is full of liberal fruit cakes. they're literally based in california. I don't even have to mention the rest of the IDW staff. rouge bothers them because having boobs and wearing an outfit like that is "objectification of women" to them. these are all your typical feminist liberal talking points. they wanna turn this franchise into some sort of redditslop tumblrshit steven universe undertale shit. we have to put a stop to this.
>>530962520That thing's made of stone, isn't she gonna break her foot?
>>530962669>isn't she gonna break her foot?lol
lmao
Feng.
That's all, have a good weekend.
>>530958991I imagine both HMBF and HFBM couples have issues sexually.
HMBF (human male, blobian female) couples need to take extra precautions during sex, and internal injuries to the female are very common due to the size difference. In some cases where the cock's too big or the pussy's too tight, it becomes basically impossible to have sex. But in the cases where it truly does work, it leads to some mind-blowing fucking. It's also very hard on the female's body to carry a human's child which can put her in danger.
HFBM (human female, blobian male) couples are in contrast much safer and the risk of injury is lower. The trade off for this is often reduced pleasure during sex, as male blobian cocks aren't big enough. They almost always cannot reach her cervix, although the appeal of having a small furry lover often overrides any potential sexual dissatisfaction. Carrying a male blobian's child is usually safe for human women.
>>530928765>random /sthg/ posters can write a more in-character Blaze than the entire IDW staff can
>>530962474>people think the changes to amy, rouge, etc. are about misogyny when all of this is very obviously done in the name of feminism.Well, yeah, because feminism is misogyny.
Feminists hate women. Woke people (Flynn) hate women. They consistently advocate for policies that provably harm or oppress women.
>>530963121Tikal is one of those, yes.
>>530963398SHE IS 14 SHE IS A CHILD YOU SICK FREAK
>>530962474It's become increasingly clear with time that feminism is genuinely harmful to women, inside and out.
>>530963545Her body her choice you sexist pig
>>530963545I know you're joking, but why do people sperg out about tikal specifically?
>>530963851Thatโs the most androgynous tranny character iโve ever seen
>>530963113I like how educational anon is.
I love it when it's Teek Time.
>>530963851Diluting concentrated rape compound in IDW's water supply
Uuuu Tangle I have le trauma *fards and shids and cries*
>>530963851That's the shittiest jester i've ever seen.
>>530963382>>530963556okay? then let's just start telling it how it is. it's time to kick these people and their influence out of this franchise. we all know what they're doing and we all know what this is all really about. framing this as some sort of "anti-misogynist" cause is so very obviously just done for woke points on twitter and to not get a mob after you for wrongthink. we can't let this franchise be taken over by these freaks who want to turn it into something it isn't.
>>530964108turn your monitor on. Ahahahahahaha
I thought Silver was a girl when I was a kid because of the long hair, feminine boots, and eyeliner.
>>530963851>WE WANT THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS AUDIENCE
>>530964012It's always teeking time somewhere in the world
>>530963851ah yes, a non-binarino character, just what this comic needed
>>530964114>it's time to kick these people and their influence out of this franchiseBy posting wojack memes at them?
>>530963113Thank you Dr. Eggman for your TED Talk on the potential dangers and precautions to take on HMBF and HFBM intercourse and impregnation.
What's the appeal of this franchise? Is it the colorful cartoon plushie animal character designs?
>>530964213You might be painfully homosexual.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TANGLE SOMEONE CALLED ME A NIGGER ON BLOBIANCHAN AND THE MODS DID NOTHING ABOUT IT
>>530964215They should have picked better colors
>>530964464But \/\/hisper you are a /\/igger
>>530964464Maybe stop acting like one...
>>530964337hey dumbass, i'm not the guy who posted that image.
Tails, Knuckles, and Silver should cross dress
Sonic did nothing wrong here
>>530964534>Wrong eyesRetard.
>>530964909Shut the fuck up Sonic
>>530964181It's "turn your monitor off".
>>530964534>uwuverbased queen quaver and her art
11258
md5: c5808964e6549a2108ae0c13510a83a0
๐
>>530965003In a faggots dreams
>>530965178>she's a lesbianNo wonder she has shit tastes in both men and women
>>530964114Good luck, the people who push this stuff have trillions of dollars and do it specifically because it is harmful to humanity. Useful idiots like Flynn, Stanley, and Gigi are not kept in place by coincidence, they're cultivated. Sensible creative people didn't disappear from all creative fields by coincidence, they were rooted and gatekept out. The world isn't rapidly falling into chaos by coincidence. Certain people, using agencies like BlackRock, are tipping the scales. The way Sonic is effected is just a symptom of a much larger problem.
>>530965178Never thought i'd hate that Amazon nigger even further
>>530964436I'm super straight, I just thought Sver was a.girl when I was a kid. I never actually saw him in a game or heard his voice until Game Grumps made their playthrough, I just saw promo art.
>>530964534Shit art
What crossed his coomer skull when making this?
>>530965669>>530965827Krack, stop molesting Shadow in public
>>530964534Why is this guy drawing Shitver? He's so much better than that.
Is doodle anon around taking request?
>>530966074What do you want him to draw
Tails looks cute in anything what a kino design
>>530966017awwwwwww smelly bastards <3
>>530966249Literally anything else.
>>530961663these people are slaves to "the community" the seconded Flynn becomes an acceptable target they will eat him alive.
>>530964534People like this shitty uncreative artist because?
>>530964434Please respond I'm doing some research
>>530966249Sonic and Tails sucking Blaze's tits
>>530966306Will he draw her massive milkers and wide hips though?
>>530966074>>530966371Congrats you got it, cause that shit is not Silver
>>530966465Autism
Character designs
Character personalities
Sexual attraction to small furry creatures
Shonenkino
Music
>>530965669>>530965827Why does Modern Sonic appeal to women so much more than boys
>>530966294He's an adorable potato (and a brave adventurer).
>>530966295Tails smells great
>>530966465I just like seeing the cool colorful animal characters fighting mechs and monsters. Plus the music is top tier
>>530966465shut the fuck up and fuck off
>>530966426Amybestie detected
>>530966465It's a mix of fond memories from playing the games and appreciation of the general art and theming in both the visual and audio departments.
Oh, the sex appeal too.
>>530964434colorful animal shounen and edgy lore
>>530966592>Blaze's titsThe second they see them actually
>>530966465if i know what you're doing...
GIVE UP.
you CANNOT create something that people will truly latch onto without having a genuine love for the thing you create.
create what truly inspires you. find your niche. it's a hell of a lot better to do that than trying to win the autism lottery.
>>530966702Because Shadow makes my pussy wet
That's the only reason I still care about this shitty franchise
Put sexy Shadow in the game I will buy it
>>530966607He did
https://files.catbox.moe/7n0vwn.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ch2nej.jpg
>>530966592Blaze trying to act seductive pic rel
>>530964434>>530966465Definitely the design, cute and cool animals with big hands, stickman body and captivating (and cute) face.
>>530966426They don't, Sonicfags like eating slop a lot, and Quaver is furry porn artist for children, that's why you see these 15 minutes mspaint art get too much attraction, Sonictards just follow the herd.
>>530966885The fact that they're small and sensitive and she's embarrassed about them makes them more erotic
>>530966927>>530967016Good stuff. Clearly they need to make even more.
>>530967297Nobody takes pronouns seriously anymore, that was like a 2022 thing, nobody knows what Quaver is and it doesn't matter
>>530967558he's obviously a man retard
>>530967373Or look like a bullied middle schooler boy in the looker room
>>530966607She has before
>>530967297If male = man = he/him
if female = woman = she/her
Simple as. I'm bi btw.
>>530967686She's not totally flat like that, she has a-cups.
Shadow...it's that time of day again...
>>530968137The best cups.
Let's try this therapy, anons.
Reply to this post and concentrate all your hate as if i'm your worst enemy.
>>530968353So you are Whisper, huh?
m
md5: b5b31a2d86fc9cbcdbbcdd495d8c24d1
๐
Shadow has a more defined chest than Blaze
>>530968502I NEED to touch it
>>530968502If you can do twenty pushups you probably have a more defined chest than Blaze.
>>530968353>tranny scars on sonickill
your
self
now
fag
got
!!!!!
>>530968353trying, but i can't really muster anything up. weird.
i guess i'm not enough of a gamer.
>>530968607Groping Shadow's cute manly fluffy chest!
>>530968857Just imagine i'm krack
>>530968353your character: sucks
your fav ship: shit
you like idw: gay
you dislike 90s American Sonic: double gay
you like Flynn's lesbians: triple gay
you like maekawa's writing: 8yo
>>530969014Will you marry me?
>>530968353SHADAMY IS RETARDED
SHADAMYSHIPPERS ARE RETARDED
HOW IS SHADARIA PEDOPHILIA IF AMY IS LITERALLY THE SAME AGE AS MARIA
FUCK THOSE TWITTERTAKEOVERS
>>530969125 (Me)
cont.
You like Flynn writing: corny super hero slop slurper
You like Sonic: NPC
You like Shadow: Emo wannabe NPC
You like a girl character and you are not a girl: coomer
You like Tails: double NPC
Kishimoto just confirmed Frontiers is not getting a Switch 2 update at all as itโs based on reviews at Sega for what is getting updates
296
md5: 2a9be9149b939557aa13b33e43456890
๐
>>530968353I'm tired of being forced to tolerate your DOGSHIT opinions. It's clear you DO NOT VALUE this franchise in ANY capacity. Your disregard for what Sonic should be about is DISGUSTING. Your lack of knowledge on BASIC FACTS about the series is ABHORRENT. You DO NOT KNOW what you're talking. FUCK OFF with your PRETENTIOUS GARBAGE takes that hold NO REAL SUBSTANCE. Your "arguments" are based on FACTUALLY INCORRECT PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS. You have NOTHING of value to say or offer to anyone. I HOPE that you are just an UNFUNNY troll instead of being BRAINDEAD enough to actually hold these opinions. The problem here isn't that you dislike Sonic, the issue is that you are ACTIVELY SPREADING MISINFORMATION ABOUT TOPICS YOU ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH. STOP BLINDLY AGREEING WITH CRINGE REVIEWERS JUST BECAUSE THEY MADE AN HOUR LONG VIDEO SAYING SONIC IS OVERRATED AND LEARN TO FORM YOUR OWN OPINIONS ON THINGS YOU UNREMARKABLE NPC. YOU DISGUST ME YOU ABOMINATION YOU ONLY WANT TO SPREAD YOUR GARBAGE HEADCANONS FURTHER
>>530968050>Both hate the idea of the characters being more than one trick ponies.Amy then:
>Funny>Heartfelt>Intuitive>Boy-crazy>Obsessive>Short-sighted>Outsider bursting in>Underdog>Short-tempered>Adorable>Sometimes a nuisance>Sometimes a heroAmy now:
>Friend>Hero>Generically nice>Generically capable
>"BuT tHaTs NoT hOw...!"
>Yes I know if you buy the content you'll have access to it, what I'm talking about is if you don't buy the content at launch/when Sega has the rights/license.
>Eventually, that falls out of license agreement and isn't available to purchase anymore.
>Sega doesn't own these characters, they are licensed to them.
>Once the license is expired they cannot sell that content anymore.
The same applies to SEGA licensing out the Sonic characters to third-party companies.
Licensing will not work out for them in the long-run.
>>530970264NOBODY CARES WHAT CUNTS ON TWITTER ARE SAYING GO REPLY TO HIM INSTEAD BRAINDEAD TWITTERCUNT
>>530970081Well this damaged my self-worth for real.
>>530968137Her nipples are the only thing there
>>530970353Then come up with your own original content to talk about Sonic on a fucking Sonic general, cunt. Always complaining about dead generals.
How close to an adult baby are you? How deep does your autism run?
>>530970631I have 0 sonic merch, just games.
>>530970631I have 0 sonic merch, just games
>>530970631Only Sonic merch I owned were bootlegs that didn't last long
>>530969562people subconsciously call it pedophilic because it's a pedo magnet by nature due to the involvement of a real human girl with a colorful hellokitty. which is considered freaky. and porn adjacent. since it's human x animal and colorful hellokitty X other colorful hellokitty. But people are yet to reach that conclusion.
>but Shadow isa colorful hellokitty.
>but pokemonpokemon shipping had no colorful hellokitty shipping officially.
Anyways ages aside, sonlise provided you a litmus test for the fandom's reaction to human x mobian. I introduced the idea of shadmari to a female friend who is just getting into sonic and their first reaction was "ewww nasty"
>>530970631I only had a sonic plushie and kinda a poster as kid. Even If I had unlimited money as an adult now I wouldn't bury my bedroom with sonic merch. I feel like it would get tiresome seeing it every day
>>530970631I just come here to Archiepost, I haven't paid for anything Sonic related since they banished the Freedom Fighters to the vault. But I do still have my Genesis games and collected comics, as well as some Gamecube era stuff.
>>530971214mmmm boy pregnant
>>530971268What is your fav pre reboot arc? despite what people say about Penders, and I don't like him much for foiling Hurst's movie, I like some of his plots
Tails will be a great parent
Sanic
md5: f9cc80765bc4acd11486ca000ca10df6
๐
Y'all don't collect Lego Sanic?
why are the sthg mascots a deer and a mole? I am a huge fan of Bump's design
>>530972114I never liked Lego
>>530972114Lego is for little kids
>>530970631They gave me a poster when I went to see movie 3 and I kept it (didnโt hang it up or anything). I also have to fight the urge to buy a plush whenever I see one, and I got one of the McToys from a few months back
>>530964909 Eggman is just a piece of shit who forgot his motivation. He is completely irredeemable.
>>530970264Oh no Spongebob Squarepants won't be in the Sonic Racing game forever. Whoever shall we do?
>>530968353Why'd you go and screw me over like that!? I've been so incredibly lenient and this absolute bullshit is how you repay me?? Did you even THINK to ask me first?! Hahaha, don't answer that. Of course you didn't, it's always all about you you YOU! I do five quadrillion things for you all and ALL I want in return is fucking communication! Was it so hard to wait even a single day first...? Not three days, two days, just one day, ONE! You just always go fucking ahead and fuck with my things, my plans, my will! And you're never even grateful! What do I look like to you, someone you can just walk all over whenever you want? A fucking doormat!? I'm a person you know, not some toy! If you keep this fucking nonsense up, I'll show you the world's first "doormat" to get recalled for shattering every damn bone in someone's body!
>>530964909Shadow REDEEMED HIMSELF and PAID HIS MEMORY and almost HIS LIFE AS A PRICE. then went on later TO SAVE THE PLANET AGAIN FROM ALIENS. SHUT YOUR SMARTY BLUE TRAP. YOU BLUE RAT
>>530972331Sonic is for little kids
>>530972709Don't say that too loud, you'll trigger someone
>>530972709Sonic is for all ages
Lego Sonic provides a unique way to interact with and larp with our favorite characters
>>530972960why lego is still so expensive though, I couldnt even affort this shit as a kid
Why are Flynn fans cultists?
>>530972960Is Tails riding some sort of floating disc in picrel?
>>530972919Kids are the primary target
>>530973342>06 Rouge render still being used
>>530973420ok? Lego is for nobody but little children, spoiled children mind you considering how expensive they are
>>530972559Part of me wishes Lanolin was even half this amount of unhinged
>>530973342Where did Knuckles get a giant mech?
>>530973610I can't wait to see his little cute butt wiggle in Crossworlds
>>530970631>How close to an adult baby are you?Minimal. I don't obsess over these characters, and I have no physical sonic stuff anymore. Even my old games all got sold, since you can just emulate them all these days.
The only thing I wish I had done was dump my gamecube chao garden save back in the day.
>How deep does your autism run?I would never get diagnosed to see, just makes your life harder for no reason.
>>530973936>18+ legos>Theres nothing 18+ about itseems legit
>>530974068They can no longer trust < 18 to not eat and choke on parts
>>530973342>>530973936>lego Why not Hot Wheels? Kids would love making a custom track while a Sonic character zooms about their room
>>530974214seems like natural selection to me.
>>530968050He doesn't love the characters
His characterizations are simplistic and rely on literally explaining themselves in unnatural ways
The movies saved the franchise if anything
>Idolize old flawed writingProjection
>>5309740681100+ pieces
Designed as genesis/megadrive nostalgiabait
>>530974536Wtf Shadow wants Maria to be Muslim?
>>530974273lawsuit
>your product says not for < 3 but my 18 yo (> 3) consoomed your product (literally) and jobbed to Sonic's gloves (he got chocked to death)
Which sonic characters are niggerpilled?
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>530971535Penders absolutely gets a worse rap than he deserves as a writer because of his role in the franchise's destruction. I for one am a huge mark for Light Mobius and Evil Sonic/Scourge.
As far as arcs go, the out-of-control nanomachines had me emotionally invested after that brutal page with Bunnie. Loved Nack's introduction as well, I find Fang compares poorly to the bounty hunter who repeatedly gets one over on Sonic in Archie and Fleetway both.
Who's more gay coded?
But seriously why are both sidekicks designed to be so fucking GAY?
>>530968050I love how these people make absurd statements then quickly backpedal with "I dont care"
Twitter has less standards for good argumentation than here
>>530956043Woke up 90 minutes ago. Had dreams about some shmup. WIll be clearing out more of the Q.
>>530974881Theyโre only gay to you because you think too much about cock
Anons having money on sthg is normal, if you have money on Twitter you are a bad person.
>>530968050People who think Ian's characters have more depth are too stupid to read between lines and see the characters as one dimensional if their thoughts and feelings aren't announced to them like a Netflix show.
https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2024/12/27/netflix-tells-writers-to-have-characters-announce-what-theyre-doing-just-in-case-viewer-is-busy-doing-something-else
>>530974881Yoshi lays eggs out of his asshole
>>530974786Knuckles is black coded
>>530974786Silver and Knuckles
>>530971535nta but I loved Mecha Madness.
I wish Sonic had cute dinosaur characters
>>530960426When any IP has loremasters, shipfags, OC donuts, and is aimed at children, it is undoubtedly filled to the brim with autism.
Thankfully I do not really engage with the fanbase at all.
CONTROVERSIAL OPINION:
Sesame Street has more edgy/snarky writing than current SOA produced Sonic content.
>>530974881Yoshi isn't a sidekick, he is a power-up/ mount
>>530975147>People who think Ian's characters have more depth are too neurotypical to invent wild schizoid fanfiction versions of the game characters in their head and gaslight themselves into believing this is what Yuji Naka intendedFixed a small typo
UUUUUUU TANGLE THIS SERIES NEEDS MORE LESBIAN AND NONBINARY REPRESENTATION THIS IS NOT OK
>>530974881Tails isn't a sidekick he's a mechanic/ride.
>>530970698still luv ya <3
>>530975924Silver isn't rude
Tails
md5: 1f87d9a49182fb333c20af742603ad2c
๐
>>530975919Tails is functionally a mount too
You only actually mount him in the bedroom though
>>530976247Very deep characterization, many more dimensions than one.
Any info on the official penis size of each character?
https://x.com/JessieMorg29303/status/1944101980047077478
> If Tails was born with one tail
>>530975680Here's your dinosaur characters anon
Espio might also count too
>>530976483I can confirm, on close inspection of their bare crotches in every game, that officially none of the males have a penis
>>530975996What if whisper and tangle show up at the end of movie 4
>>530976560I will be fully erect
>>530976560Theyโll get adopted by that loud screeching fat black lady Rachel and then Whisper slowly transforms into an indistinguishable double of her like Animal Farm
>>530974881They're equally gay at 0%
>>530976331Point to the comics having more dimensions than that.
>>530976560ET style family drama where Whisper teaches Jojo that what sheโs feeling is Lesbianism and she needs to accept herself and her parents shpuld tell her how valid she is
>>530976531>SOA blurbCalling him something doesn't matter if he hasn't actually done it since the Genesis.
>>530975680Blaze's dimension still has dinosaurs.
CONTROVERSIAL OPINION:
Family Guy has more intelligent/meaningful writing than SOJ produced Sonic content.
>>530976507what game is this buff fox from anyway?
>>530976938Mania is on PS4, your argument is invalid
>>530977140Blaze's world seems like it would be so cool to explore and SEGA fucking refuses to expand on it
>>530977156Amy still buried no matter what.
WAAAAAAAAHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>530977462sonic doesn't have a cast of friends to be expanded upon, they exist to make sonic look cooler whenever they inevitably become useless for no reason to let sonic solve their problems
>>530977156Boys franchise.
Anyone who read Archie isn't a good writer.
CONTROVERSIAL OPINION:
Teen Titans Go is better written than 80% of Sonic content since 2010
>>530977462Because Sonic isn't a creator-driven series anymore.
>>530977873Flynn is allowed to explore the Sol Dimension he just finds it too hard to justify getting there.
>>530970264It's not like Redditbob will vanish, you just won't be able to purchase him 30+ years from now on Steam as DLC. And they might even renew it. If only he can be gotten rid of for real...
289
md5: a90e6ce180c61604c28046ce3bb16326
๐
>>530977190Change SOJ to SOA and I will agree.
>>530977518Her eyes better not stay open after the latest issue.
Would Mr.Enter make a better writer than Flynn and Stanley?
>>530977921ESL hands typed that image.
Is Whisper going to want to kill Eggman now?
>>530977921The TRVTH...
But for real as much as I like Shadow individually his creation lead to the derailment of the series post Heroes
>>530966404Yeah, Ian is right now the "current" thing. Once he's replaced by some other faggot you will suddenly see waves of people calling him all kinds of names since he's yesterday's news and half of it will be from people who defended him. These people are shallow.
>>530976507I don't know why but i love rip-offs, every kind of rip-offs even bad ones like this. It's probably what fuels my fiona autism as well, i just like what kind of weird modding people come up with.
>>530978084He'd be as good as Flynn. They're similarly autistic.
>>530978164No.
JP Purists and Flynn cultists are both made up of non writers and those obsessed with Sonic.
>>530978164Cream already talked her out of it before
>>530975459Silver's arab, almost the same thing though
>>530978402Eggman is the reason her crew died though.
>>530978356You left a little bit of the SEGA logo in there.
>>530978637i did, didn't i.
>>530976483Eggman is 8 inches, don't ask me for sources
>>530978620Yeah but they aren't going to do anything with that. Whisper is written as having overcome her trauma now and having it out for Eggman can't go anywhere like Mimic.
>>530978591>a franchise filled with main characters that purposely extend conflicts for as long as humanly possible
>>530977918Flynn isn't a creator, he's a janitor.
>saw a big sign today promoting 30% off on all toys at a supermarket
>decided to check the sonic toys
>it was all Rusty rose and some Mr. Eggman
Sonic prime was bad but i figured at least kids would think she is cool, nobody wants her
>>530979135Why does everyone always pretend Metal does anything but want to be better than Sonic and want to kill Sonic or his friends? Metal fanart is ooc like 99% of the time.
>>530966048I need this but of the werehog
Nintendo has too much power
>>530979135You can't have sex with Rusty Rose.
>>530978591Only because Eggman was needed to stop the Zeti.
And Tangle talked Whisper out of killing Mimic the first time. The only thing keeping Whisper from hunting Eggman down--above all else--is the fact that Eggman is a main villain and a marketable game character
>>530977156Amyhater was right yet again
>>530979453She has a mouth, sounds like you have a skill issue, she is also hackable
>>530979428>estimated loss of 170 million that the pirate was never going to spend in the first place
>>530979510Im kind of glad the Archie reboot died. Because it was clear as day he was shipping Sally/Nicole. Dude has such a weird fetish for lezbos.
>>530977156Sheโs going to be a girl boss character who sonic will chase around anyway. Def gonna be the worst part of the movie, I fear.
>>530979663At this point not even worth arguing that in court since thatโs the same argument being used for general theft, biggest change is Nintendo is suggesting the DoJ targets individuals, offering plea deals to anyone who rats out other people involved in the rings.
As far as I know if you refuse youโre likely looking at anywhere from $500k to $6 million in fines and if yo accept anywhere from $10k to $40k in fines
>>530979428Nice twitter cap retard. How about some context?
>>530979428Marketplaces imply they were selling the games, or was this just rom sites they took down?
>>530928765Is Blaze really that much of a bitch?
>>530979821I keep teling people theyโre gonna retcon it to Sonic crushing on her, not her on him.
One reason is that the movies always insist on only being Sonicโs pov. Like how Tails and Knuckles get to do nothing in movie 3 once sonic says heโs just gonna use the chaos emeralds cause itโs only about sonic from then on. They donโt want an Amy backstory or Amy sidestory about Amyโs feelings it will just be Sonic and Sonicโs feelings
>>530979135of course no one would want mr. eggman, he's a knock off of the perfect original
>>530980159Nintendo is now working directly with the FBI and DoJ to crack down on piracy.
Other companies are going to get involved too like Valve, Sony, Microsoft, Sega, EA, Ubisoft, etc soon.
Goal is to make a new branch dedicated to targeting piracy.
One of their demands will be to argue that Emulators canโt work without proof of software purchase, the courts are willing to push this into law but are holding back because if it can be proven that piracy isnโt majority of emulation use then this wonโt be pushed.
>>530980063It isn't, because piracy technically isn't theft. There are no assets actually taken from Nintendo. Even the EU determined this.
>>530978798 He has an egg-shaped penis like Epstein
how much would you pay for this
>>530980613Wouldnโt they mean piracy is legal in the EU?
"So you got a new Sonic character for me?"
>Yes sir I do what if we took the Avatar from Forces and you know made it a metal gear ripoff
"oh well people do love Metal Gear, but do you think it is a good idea to take so much inspiration from a mature, spy thriller series with loads of political commentary?"
>Well no but I did take the best aspects from Metal Gear to craft her character
"How so?"
>Well she is gonna cry all the time and you know cry some more.
"I don't think that is what people remember from metal gear."
>Yeah she is gonna cry that her crew got murdered for pretty much her entire screentime.
"So tell me about her crew."
>Well they are all one note ripoffs of Metal Gear characters that were all fighting Eggman during the events of Forces and one of the crew members, mimic betrays the team for some reason
"Oh did you forget to write a motivation for the person who backstabbed her team?"
>I did
"Well its probably not a big deal, hopefully someone else can write a motivation later."
>So yeah her whole goal is to hunt this guy down who betrayed her team. And he can shapeshift you know so he can look like anyone.
"Oh it is probably gonna be really hard to track someone down who can look like anyone!"
>Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience
"Oh really?"
>Yeah you see he can't disguise his eyes or hands, and he is just the worst actor ever! It's gonna make Clark Kent look like the most convincing disguise ever.
>>530980415No she's usually more of a bitch
>>530980649egg shaped, but 5x the size and length
>>530980421Yeah, I mean pretty much all you said here was accurate. If they made peach into a girl boss type character for the Mario movie, they are definitely gonna do it with Amy. Amy discourse is already bad now, so I can only imagine how bad itโll be in 2027.
>>530979510Tangle and Whisper are going to permanently unfriend Lanolin if she doesn't get attracted to Jewel, thus proving herself a straggot. Belle has already been expelled from their group and Surge is on thin ice. Silver is allowed to stay around because he isn't viewed as a real man or adult to them.
>>530979663The estimate is ridiculous, but you can't really argue that the potential losses was 0 or relatively non-existent because everyone who decides to pirate does it for different reasons and has different circumstances that determine them being able to purchase games legally if they couldn't pirate. In my case though, I would say that if I didn't pirate SEGA's games, I wouldn't have been as interested in purchasing newer games because I would have been less familiar with the brand and their franchises. I'm sure there is a similar case for many people who do pirate.
>>530979737I thank penders every day and god for blessing everything by acting through him. Archie is forever straight, shit written but straight.
>>530979510Outdated. Needs the crying trans non-binary lesbian Jester added.
I think Penders has more ambition than Flynn and Stanley.
>>530980732lol what the fuck
>>530977156When you don't give your female characters sexy/cute designs, naturally they lose in polls. Can't wait to find out Amy is yet another generic girlboss who will sink a male dominated franchise cause feminism.
>>530981556>I think Penders has more ambitionTo an absolute fault
>>530979135Sonic is a franchise for boys. They are not interested le badass female no matter how much company try to force it on them. Even some girls who are in the fandom won't buy it either because they prefer more feminine, beautiful female characters.
>>530981391Itโs a grey area which hold no water in courts honestly.
If you pirate something you clearly have enough interest in playing it, and once you pirate it the courts simply use that as proof of you being a potential customer.
There was a case where someone stole dude stole a Dog and itโs why some arguments about intent to buy and value of the goods stolen arenโt usually something they care about in these cases more the act of, rather than intent.
>Silver's French VA was the voice of Chris Thorndyke
>>530981556Hate Penders all you want, you rightfully can for many reasons, but that man basically became the foundation of Archie. Ian and everyone else working on IDW owe their careers to him.
>>530968353IAN, YOU FUCKING LOLCOWILIZER
YOU TOOK A SPACE TRADITIONALLY TAKEN BY TRANSLATORS (THANKS, DARKHORSE!)
YOU SAT QUIETLY AS A REAL TRANSLATOR MORE TALENTED THAN YOU WAS CHASED OUT WITH PROVERBIAL PITCHFORKS
THEN LIKE A SNAKS IN THE GRASS YOU STRUCK WHILE THE IRON IS HOT! STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT! THAT'S WHAT THEY TEACH YOU, HUH, PUNK
BUT WE KNOW THE TRUTH. WIKIPLAGIAGIARIST! WIKIPLAGIARIST! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A WIKIPLAGIARIST!
OH NO! BY THE TIME WE REALIZED THE TRUTH, TRANSLATORS DIDN'T FIGHT HARD ENOUGH AGAINST THE LOCALIZER TAKEOVER!
YOU STARTED THIS! YOU INEPT, UNTALENTED ENGLISH MAJORS STOLE THEIR PLACE AND DROVE THEM INTO OTHER INDUSTRIES!
AND NOW AI HAS ENSURED THE DSMAGE CAN'T BE UNDONE!
ALL BECAUSE YOU HAD TO BE A SMUG ARCHIEFAG WHO RUINED A GENERATION. HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT, YOU SUPREME ASSHOLE
Rough
Tumble
Espio
Mighty
Manic
Scourge
Infinite
Starline
>>530982086Silver just can't ever catch a break, huh?
>>530981845>Sonic is a franchise for boysThe fun stuff is you don't need any other rule to make a good franchise, just make stuff for boys and eventually you will attract the girls and every minority because they love boys fighting evil and cool stuff as well.
No need to care about diversity, you automatically get them anyways.
>>530982365Cursed character
>>530982365>>530982573his Spanish VA plays Sonic at the same time
weird, isn't it?
>>530982214I hate Penders for unleashing his autism and killing Archie Sonic. But what I don't hate is his ambition. Archie Sonic is weird as fuck and that's what I love about it.
>>530982871Sonic and Shadow in X had the same actors in many dubs, I know the arab one is actually Elastigirl's actress.
>>530982871Jason Griffith played Sonic and Shadow. He should have played Silver too.
>>530979428>>530980536Wtf guys, this isn't what I voted for.
>>530983068>>530983084because these hogs look the same
silver is... very not that
>>530968050this is just absolutely HILARIOUS. THEY'RE the cultists, not us. they cannot fathom why we could possibly dislike this guy and his work, there's just absolutely nooooooooo valid justification it HAS to be some blind irrational hatred. flynn is the one who started the campaigning and the hashtags to get him on archie, the games, etc. HE is the one who would cause direct harassment to people like pontac and graff, or iizuka for the fake mandates he'd constantly leak on his podcast. HE is the one who writes dialogue out of spite to "one up" other writers (i.e. various dialogues in idw like baldy nosehair, or the tails forces thing also when he does it his cult says it's a good thing). HE and HIS CULT are ALWAYS the ones deflecting any sort of criticism, any flaw is always someone else's fault, sega, mandates, etc. any time something succeeds they attribute it to him, according to his fans midtiers sold 4 million copies because of his writing. it's absolutely ridiculous how they're trying to turn the narrative around.
Spongebob could unironically beat Sonic in a fight, no diff