← Home ← Back to /vg/

Thread 530956557

843 posts 284 images /vg/
Anonymous No.530956557 >>530957601 >>530965648 >>530988437
/erg/ - Elden Ring (and Nightreign) general
>Everdark Nightlords information
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1014

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group Password
erg (discord)
niggerg (4chan)

Touch Bloodstain: >>530925179
Anonymous No.530956685
First for revenants with colossal weapons
Anonymous No.530956735
Second for I do not look like the characters I post
Anonymous No.530956790
Small grill big weapon xD
Anonymous No.530956884 >>530957076 >>530957154 >>530961845
Fourth for queuing with erg and alt-F4'ing when they both pick Revenant
Anonymous No.530956996
I love my doll wife
Anonymous No.530957076 >>530957293
>>530956884
i do that when i see mush and yys in my game
Anonymous No.530957154
>>530956884
I never lave and never will
Anonymous No.530957227
>thread with the "tranny" password has a transphobic OP image
Erm, think I'll stick to this thread with the "based" password, thanks.
Anonymous No.530957293
>>530957076
>letting the two of them have their alone time so Mush can fuck Yys and make her squeal
Anonymous No.530957601 >>530957847
>>530956557 (OP)
"people" who use the gaol relic are the biggest fags in the game, they can't even build your character properly so they have to make me waste my time babysitting them because they'll wipe at the nightlord since they gear is shit, they game knowledge is shit, their positioning is shit and their builds are shit
Anonymous No.530957847 >>530958417
>>530957601
O_O?
it takes two gaols for it to be better than 99.9% of the text lines in the game
at 3 it's better than all of them
any more than that and its not even comparable
is this the infamous Rage Bait I hear so much about or what the fuck chat
Anonymous No.530958079 >>530958215 >>530958318 >>530958337 >>530958458 >>530958808 >>530967637
Is this the best load out for Executor?
Anonymous No.530958215
>>530958079
it's solid
Anonymous No.530958306 >>530958405
queue up niggers 2/3
Anonymous No.530958318 >>530958474 >>530958587
>>530958079
poison is kinda shite, no?
Anonymous No.530958337 >>530958474
>>530958079
metaslop setup but it's not bad
Anonymous No.530958405 >>530958495
>>530958306
You can't use that word; that's francophobic.
Anonymous No.530958417
>>530957847
if you need that relic to clear the run you need to put the controller down
Anonymous No.530958458 >>530958604 >>530967637 >>530971408
>>530958079
>goalslave
Replace that with the Golden Sprout remembrance relic or the yellow Executor relic in the everdark collector signboard shop.
Anonymous No.530958474 >>530960294
>>530958318
>>530958337
What's the alternative?
Something executor specific? Are there even good executor specific skills? Like heal on roaring
Anonymous No.530958495
>>530958405
Good, I ban every frenchie I have the misfortune to play with
Anonymous No.530958564
i didn;t realize fulghor was also available
Anonymous No.530958587
>>530958318
you use it for damage procs, one of which is in the same boss relic that adds the poison in the first place.
along with KoR Exultation or things like the "poison/rot trigger HP recovery" boss passive
>inb4 that one autist posts the nerd image for me saying "proc"
Anonymous No.530958604 >>530958890 >>530971408
>>530958458
bro it's dogshit
Anonymous No.530958671 >>530958876 >>530959468
Anonymous No.530958808 >>530967637
>>530958079
try squeezing the everdark fulghor one in there
Anonymous No.530958876 >>530959571
>>530958671
>r**der
no thanks I'll join when you pick a real class
Anonymous No.530958890 >>530971408
>>530958604
It's designed around his kit and I like it. If I see you running that goal shit you can fight your own evergoal bosses, fag. Not my problem.
Anonymous No.530959082 >>530959146 >>530959184
bros the sloptubers are now pushing the Castle and Field Boss meta....we have to stop running Castle and doing Field Bosses now. camps and forts only from now on, anything else is reddit
Anonymous No.530959146 >>530959465
>>530959082
link?
Anonymous No.530959184 >>530959439
>>530959082
>camps
lame, I'm doing field mobs only
Anonymous No.530959315 >>530959408 >>530964201
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pjkYrX6gNDY
spitting TRVKES. if you go to the mines i will just shitpost about you after i leave the game and block you. only dumb mfs go for the mines and if you 3bar you can stay on the ground
Anonymous No.530959408
>>530959315
suck my smithing stone nigger
Anonymous No.530959439
>>530959184
>doing high value return mobs
I bet you also use skills and ults, this game is already easy enough
Anonymous No.530959465 >>530960664
>>530959146
Anonymous No.530959468 >>530959571
>>530958671
>basterg benchod password
Anonymous No.530959571 >>530959717 >>530959852 >>530960250 >>530960326 >>530968448
>>530958876
>>530959468
didnt know we had trans folk on /erg/
Anonymous No.530959717
>>530959571
why do you think erg players are better on average than randos? it's the speedrunner autism that all trannies have
Anonymous No.530959852
>>530959571
>immediate projection as a knee jerk response
Anonymous No.530960113 >>530960214 >>530960483
Do I have to bring in Ironeyes remembrance relic to finish his quest?
Anonymous No.530960214
>>530960113
no
Anonymous No.530960250 >>530960352 >>530960359 >>530960403
>>530959571
isnt that yys guy trans
Anonymous No.530960294
>>530958474
that one is pretty good yeah. 15% max hp on roar for whole team including self.
Anonymous No.530960326 >>530961330 >>530967732
>>530959571
The brony russian has some sort of cope about indians. Probably stems from some geopolitics that will never matter here.
Anonymous No.530960352
>>530960250
Pure blooded female, I've sucked her gock, I can confirm female
Anonymous No.530960359 >>530960556
>>530960250
she got the surgery shes a biofoid now
Anonymous No.530960363 >>530960492 >>530960512 >>530960727 >>530961007
>mods nuked the thread before the last
What the hell did you retards do
And which fucking thread are we using
Anonymous No.530960403
>>530960250
robot actually
Anonymous No.530960483
>>530960113
No
Anonymous No.530960492 >>530961007
>>530960363
Use this one but destroy it. Seems pretty simple.
Anonymous No.530960512 >>530961007
>>530960363
the resident mentally ill poster made 2 new threads at 750/1000 then shitposted in all 3 of them

same as usual
Anonymous No.530960556
>>530960359
thats not how that term works
Anonymous No.530960664 >>530960714 >>530961832 >>530977764
>>530959465
Shota nightfarer when?
Anonymous No.530960714 >>530961795
>>530960664
Dawn rev
Anonymous No.530960717
the doll will never be a real girl
Anonymous No.530960727 >>530961007
>>530960363
This one, the other one got deleted, it was super vandalized
Anonymous No.530960767 >>530960841 >>530960901 >>530966272 >>530966476 >>530966645 >>530966769 >>530966950 >>530968448
hey guys my friend gifted me elden ring and ive only played code vein before. can you guys give me some beginner tips and tricks or things i should know before playing?

thanks bros, i knew i could count on you!
Anonymous No.530960841
>>530960767
you tried
Anonymous No.530960901
>>530960767
Sure! Play with the erg password to get carried, out players are super friendly!
Anonymous No.530961007 >>530961138 >>530961146 >>530961312
>>530960363
>>530960492
>>530960512
>>530960727
nice try mush+yys
Anonymous No.530961138
>>530961007
you'll get over it bronybro though
Anonymous No.530961146
>>530961007
that's not horny enough
Anonymous No.530961312
>>530961007
Okay then try going to the other one then
Anonymous No.530961330 >>530961495 >>530961504 >>530961590 >>530964271
>>530960326
Which ER culture/faction is most analogous to India? Probably Rauh right?
Anonymous No.530961495
>>530961330
Don't know bronybro.
Anonymous No.530961504 >>530961839
>>530961330
have you thanked him today?
Anonymous No.530961590
>>530961330
Dung eater
Anonymous No.530961795 >>530962198 >>530962348
>>530960714
Not good enough. Also, post nightfarer ideas. Ideally with skills and ults included.
Anonymous No.530961832
>>530960664
Sooner than what you would expect
Anonymous No.530961839
>>530961504
I thank him everyday for giving me another DEX/FTH greatspear to powerstance with Treespear.
Anonymous No.530961845
>>530956884
>see wylder+revenant
>alt f4
not joining your trooncord call mush and yys
Anonymous No.530961917 >>530964462
ggs revvy and duchess, even with 3 squishy classes we demolished that run
it's always a good idea to get the mountaintop blessing before fighting the ice dragon up there, crazy to think the first week or so of playing with /erg/ we just didn't get the blessing and then wondered why it was so hard lol
Anonymous No.530962096 >>530962195 >>530962228 >>530962298 >>530962452 >>530962480 >>530962509 >>530962767 >>530968448
Reminder that mush is a /mhg/ reject who got bullied out of the general because he couldn't stop himself from hornyposting in the threads and got caught taking photos of other people's characters to jack off.
Anonymous No.530962195
>>530962096
ew
Anonymous No.530962198
>>530961795
I want a puro clown nigga like Jester Thomas, he’s all about being fast, sometimes invulnerable to damage and then do big fire damage
He would just be a pyro that would become invisible for a bit and his run speed would be faster than the other characters, his would could be pillars of fire that do a lot of damages and then leave a spot that burn enemies that would also leave you invisible for a bit after
Anonymous No.530962228
>>530962096
That makes me like him more, not less
Anonymous No.530962298
>>530962096
based, hornyposting is gennie culture
Anonymous No.530962315
niggerg up
Anonymous No.530962348 >>530962559 >>530962596 >>530980072
>>530961795
Demihuman swordsman that is roleplaying as an armored fencer type guy. Make him emulate a culture he has 0 understanding of and turning all those ingrained fencing poses and stances be integrated but in a "drunken master" style of doing it right on accident.
Give him the same type of raptor of the mist dodge into attack the normal demihuman swordsmen get as a character skill, give him some sort of zorro inspired dmc stylish combo that finishes with some sort of historical fencing stance.

Subvert the savagery of the demihuman by having him be nuanced. You could even have his special fencing sword starter be a giant sewing needle to keep in line with the Boc seamster vibes. He of course sews his own regalia and that is why it is so ostentatious.
Anonymous No.530962452
>>530962096
damn he's based?
Anonymous No.530962480
>>530962096
"zed
Anonymous No.530962509
>>530962096
literally nothing wrong with any of that.
Anonymous No.530962559
>>530962348
I like this one, well done
Anonymous No.530962596 >>530962869 >>530962910
>>530962348
>You could even have his special fencing sword starter be a giant sewing needle to keep in line with the Boc seamster vibes
I was with you until this part, why would a random Demihuman fencer also be a seamster? Just to have a reference to a character that probably doesn't even exist yet in the NR timeframe?
Anonymous No.530962674 >>530962862 >>530963012
erg 2/3 all bosses
plz queue, i have time for 1 run before i have to go be a wagecuck poisoning homeless people for minimum wage
Anonymous No.530962767 >>530963094
>>530962096
>mushcord defending him
Starting to get why this thread is shit
Anonymous No.530962862
>>530962674
i have to eat...
Anonymous No.530962869
>>530962596
nta but I agree, referencing boc through a skin would be better
Anonymous No.530962910
>>530962596
Because he kept killing dudes in elaborate fencing regalia and kept taking more of their armor to make his own.
He'd end up looking like a landsnektch of mismatched colors and textiles but he'd think it would look really imposing and dominant.
Similar to how the divine lion guys think they are scary dudes stomping around but they are just gay guys dancing in a human centipede. They think they are cool even if it is dumb to the outsider.
It would give insight into what demihumans might find interesting outside of murdering everything.

Also, so he can use light greatswords when they add them.
Anonymous No.530962928 >>530963114
niggerg 2/3
Anonymous No.530962980 >>530963094
knowing that yys and mush erp in their cord makes me wanna alt+f4 if I ever get a game with them, that shit's gross
Anonymous No.530962986
Anonymous No.530963012
>>530962674
you should kill yourself
Anonymous No.530963094 >>530963264 >>530963306
>>530962767
>>530962980
it's not a discord it's just steam friends chat
Anonymous No.530963110 >>530963673
It was very easy with the xisters.
Anonymous No.530963114
>>530962928
Don't play with troons sorry
Anonymous No.530963119
geeg
Anonymous No.530963206 >>530968673
530963110
530963119
@ergcord
Anonymous No.530963251 >>530968673
>wake up
>no one made a real thread
Why are some of you so fucking lazy now we're stuck in this dogshit trooncord thread
Anonymous No.530963264
>>530963094
discord has become a general pejorative for 'outside group.'
People saying it are rarely referencing discord specifically. We use it to talk about the steam group already.
Anonymous No.530963306
>>530963094
>Yys and mush are friends
with benefits? they absolutely know each other irl and fuck (with theri cosplay on)
Anonymous No.530963364 >>530963430 >>530963478 >>530963740 >>530963965 >>530965943 >>530967707 >>530968004
fresh cheated relic coming through
Anonymous No.530963430
>>530963364
why would you cheat in 550 murk like that?
Anonymous No.530963478
>>530963364
dam
Anonymous No.530963582
Anonymous No.530963634
gg sisters <3

love my oomfs :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eVlsmhNZjg
Anonymous No.530963673
>>530963110
Maybe for you. I died because I forgot his tell when he's popping off lol
Anonymous No.530963740
>>530963364
Hand it over
Anonymous No.530963863 >>530964441
have a feeling that the Durchess skills are not that important
Anonymous No.530963882 >>530964002 >>530964035
oh no no no...

not like this...

thank god Alex was there to revive us 10 (ten) times throughout the match, and dropped us the crystal staff and talismans <3

>>530947917
>>530949127
Anonymous No.530963889 >>530964083 >>530964618 >>530966021
I haven't seen any Recluse in a while. Where'd they all go?
Anonymous No.530963906 >>530964192 >>530968673
damn dsg won
mods deleted the real thread
Anonymous No.530963965
>>530963364
wow, WOW, fuck you but congrats.
Anonymous No.530964002
>>530963882
>rev is dead
business as usual
Anonymous No.530964035
>>530963882
yeah you're blocked you worthless fucking retard
Anonymous No.530964079 >>530964381
Holy SHIT, I've been sleeping on this
Anonymous No.530964083
>>530963889
i had one last game
she kept the useless comet azur staff which was impossible to use on adel
and she didn't pick up the -15% spell cost i dropped for her
she already had stars of ruin
Anonymous No.530964192 >>530964246 >>530964457
>>530963906
Why bother with this farce, you know nobody believes you, right?
Anonymous No.530964201
>>530959315
Not doing the middle mine route, the one with the pumpkin head, from gaol gaol is utterly retarded same thing with bottom mine going gaol -> mine -> hidden field boss/church -> castle

The other mines suck I agree
Anonymous No.530964246 >>530964390
>>530964192
tranny
Anonymous No.530964271
>>530961330
Belurat Hornsaars
Anonymous No.530964381 >>530965782
>>530964079
yo you should check out Blasphemous Blade and Mimic Tear next, super niche items that you're also probably sleeping on
Anonymous No.530964390
>>530964246
Yeah, I know you're a tranny, you're a dsg trooncorder after all...
Anonymous No.530964441
>>530963863
the dagger restage forces you into dagger playstyle
if you also like casting you might just skip it
the attack power one increases the damage by 10%
Anonymous No.530964457
>>530964192
It is called an affirmation, he does it to cope about his life.
Anonymous No.530964462 >>530964743
>>530961917
ugly troon artist style
Anonymous No.530964618 >>530964721 >>530964884
>>530963889
Hopefully fucked off or killed themsleves, annoying to play with just kill stealing projectileslop spam
Anonymous No.530964721 >>530965374
>>530964618
I might go an main her for a while after I have fun with Revvy
Anonymous No.530964736 >>530965068
love my besties :3

thank u for helping me with my remembrances
Anonymous No.530964743 >>530964918
>>530964462
wrong + you're a retarded faggot
Anonymous No.530964834 >>530965097 >>530966204 >>530968856 >>530969496
Playing with /erg/ just seems really boring
The game is easy enough as is, link up with 2 other individuals that know whats going on and discuss the game online and there is barely a moment from start to finish where the game can push back
At least carrying randos offers an opportunity for clutch saves or longer fights
Anonymous No.530964843 >>530965063 >>530965374
>kill stealing
everyone gets the runes/loot thoughbeit
Anonymous No.530964884 >>530965374
>>530964618
>kill stealing projectileslop spam
thats ironeye. and i dont even care about kill stealing. what irks me is how they have to mash r1 constantly and cant wait a split second for a melee character to get a crit. regen your stamina and then get more r1s in
Anonymous No.530964917
The only mod the game actually needs is Doom super shotgun soundeffect for crystal shotgun spell
Anonymous No.530964918 >>530966104
>>530964743
>dyke shit
>giant man hands
Did I hate too close to home, faggot?
Anonymous No.530964986
ggs rev & ironeye
Anonymous No.530965063
>>530964843
Don't bronypost here dargarian
Anonymous No.530965068 >>530965319 >>530965339
>>530964736
yys will open her legs for any erg invader huh?
Anonymous No.530965097
>>530964834
Unfortunately you HAVE to play with erg to post here. Playing with randos is ABSOLUTELY not allowed, even if you make a post announcing every time you do. Enjoy your ban
Anonymous No.530965245
>have to play a character I'm not used to
>while carrying the two worst nightreign players in the history of the universe who don't even know how passive works
>on heolster when I have to live through like 4 of the fucking bullshit attacks where it's a diceroll where cracks of frostbite/poison/fire/etc are gonna pop out
Oh my god, what the fuck is even the point of rando queue? What's the fucking point? I can't take it any more
Anonymous No.530965264 >>530965359 >>530965501
queue up niggers 1/3
Anonymous No.530965294 >>530969825
Time for Raider caster
Anonymous No.530965319
>>530965068
Sent :)
Anonymous No.530965339
>>530965068
if they are brown or black doe while mush watches like a cvck
Anonymous No.530965359 >>530965407
>>530965264
nobody plays on niggerg, you've been psyop'ed
Anonymous No.530965374 >>530965641
>>530964721
>Revtranny wants to pick another sissy annoyance build
Like clockwork

>>530964884
t. sour grapes jobber main

>>530964843
>Implying the game doesn't have a post-game scoreboard
>implying I don't want to kill things and play the game
Typical sissy that gets carried
Anonymous No.530965387 >>530965659 >>530969092
>find out about Revenant's past

Damn.... Wait a fucking minute, the architecture in her house looked like it was from the 1600s, and Elden Ring is supposed to be in the 1200s at least... the fuck?!
Anonymous No.530965407
>>530965359
I literally just had a game
Anonymous No.530965501 >>530966161
>>530965264
2/3 now
Anonymous No.530965641 >>530965804
>>530965374
Sounds like Recluses are always carrying you if they end up with the most kills
Anonymous No.530965648 >>530965714
>>530956557 (OP)
Where are the names?
Anonymous No.530965659 >>530966216
>>530965387
>Elden Ring is supposed to be in the 1200s
Did they have a lot of ancient lightning dragons in your area 800 years ago?
Anonymous No.530965693 >>530965859
Bought some starlight shards for my friend Sens so he can use Carian slicer and the Prince of Death staff he roached
Anonymous No.530965714
>>530965648
I'll post them at the end of the thread
Anonymous No.530965782 >>530966093
>>530964381
Redditor
Anonymous No.530965804 >>530966195
>>530965641
Reclusoids can't carry themselves they just spam shotgun spells from range and you can't compete with that but at least I can dodge and stay alive and rez their fat ass.
Anonymous No.530965859
>>530965693
I deliberately steal starlight shards from revs and especially gibsmedat seals in the starting hut
Anonymous No.530965860 >>530966039
meme run time
Anonymous No.530965943
>>530963364
pog
Anonymous No.530965951 >>530966094
Queue Night Aspect. I need to do Ironeye's quest
Anonymous No.530966014
what the fuck, it's now jumping to 3/3 and back to 2/3

is someone blocked trying to connect?
Anonymous No.530966021 >>530969092
>>530963889
in the spirit of fairness, equanimity, and impartiality, i am playing every nightfarer at least 20 times
Anonymous No.530966039 >>530966209
>>530965860
is initial attack good on Ironeye? Or did they arbitrarily decide to make it non-functional for bows like every other fucking passive in the game?
Anonymous No.530966093 >>530966274
>>530965782
nah hes right
Anonymous No.530966094
>>530965951
queueing
Anonymous No.530966104
>>530964918
>dyke shit
makes no sense you don't even know who that is
>giant man hands
not that noticeable at all
conclusion: you are a dumb gorilla nigger who didn't bother checking the artist's twitter before making false claims
Anonymous No.530966161 >>530966261
>>530965501
tried, either servers are borked or i have one of you blocked
i only have a very small amount of people blocked, the one sneed cheater and a couple of gigashitters
Anonymous No.530966195 >>530969875
>>530965804
>he can't compete with reclussies
oh no no no
Anonymous No.530966204
>>530964834
yeah the game is tuned around the most casual ER players and this is who fromsoft will cater to from now on
no fight will ever surpass PCR and Malenia in difficulty from now on either
Anonymous No.530966209
>>530966039
people were talking about it working earlier today so i think it does, but you should check sparring grounds
Anonymous No.530966216
>>530965659
That's more up in Norway and Sweden, so no.
Anonymous No.530966261 >>530966452 >>530966712
>>530966161
Why would you block bad players? too afraid to carry yourself?
Anonymous No.530966272
>>530960767
take it slow
dont overlevel or rely on your gear too much
area mobs too tough? go somewhere else and come back after you finish an area
Anonymous No.530966274
>>530966093
Don't refer to yourself in the third person
Anonymous No.530966396 >>530966451 >>530966479 >>530966529 >>530966556 >>530966647 >>530966712 >>530967396 >>530968542 >>530969092
gg, besties <3

gonna call it a day and have sex with my boyfriend now
Anonymous No.530966451
>>530966396
Average western man
Anonymous No.530966452
>>530966261
there's bad players and then there's mindless idiots who actively sabotage the run. sorry buddy not playing with you
Anonymous No.530966476 >>530968448
>>530960767
https://blog.playstation.com/2022/01/28/an-interview-with-fromsoftwares-hidetaka-miyazki/

Mainly, we want players to feel the importance of the level of freedom that we’re focusing on this time. We want them to enjoy the game in their own way and feel liberated in this new open world that they can explore at their own pace.

If possible, we want players to try and steer clear of spoilers or guides and go in with a completely fresh, open mind and enjoy that initial sense of adventure. That’s how we’d want to experience the game if we were going into it for the first time. And that’s how we hope our players can experience the game comfortably at their own pace with this new sense of wonder.

...

In general, I’d like new players to feel unpressured and that they can approach the game at their pace. I don’t want to enforce any playstyle or particular route because I’d like them to experience that sense of freedom. And I realize that while we offer games with a high level of challenge, we design them in a way that feels fulfilling to overcome. But I don’t want new players to worry or stress about that difficulty too much.

This time in Elden Ring, we have many options at the player’s disposal to confront challenging situations and use their cunning to outsmart enemies and bosses. They can come back to something later when they’re at an impasse so that they can have this freedom of progression and not have to bang their head against a wall over and over. They can figure out what to do and how to approach it again, at their own pace.
Anonymous No.530966479
>>530966396
I don't know any of these names... I guess that's why we changed the pass
Anonymous No.530966514 >>530966703 >>530966929
Finally joined a 3 rev team but I played like shit. Sorry guys.
Anonymous No.530966529
>>530966396
this individual was raised by a single mother
Anonymous No.530966556
>>530966396
WHO THE FUCK ARE ANY OF THESE PEOPLE
>NOT LEVEL 15
YOU GUYS ARE GARBAGE
Anonymous No.530966625 >>530966929
>I don't know any of these names...
Anonymous No.530966632 >>530966742
niggerg 2/3
Anonymous No.530966645
>>530960767
flame of frenzy is the only morally correct option
Anonymous No.530966647
>>530966396
You suck, i really thought you were a random.
Anonymous No.530966660 >>530966939 >>530968823
Night Aspect 2/3 PC
Queue the fuck up!!!
Anonymous No.530966703 >>530966929
>>530966514
Same, sorry about that. Can't believe I manage to no hit this boss with revvy melee before with this match performance.
Anonymous No.530966712
>>530966261
i don't block bad players, i block gigashitters
i'm not afraid to carry and clutch, but with a very small (talking 2 or 3 out of well over a hundred expeditions), it is straight up not enjoyable to play with them
>>530966396
>Andy Graves
>everdark bug which hasn't been active for days now
what
Anonymous No.530966742
>>530966632
is this just a falseflag to split up the already dying queues? go back
Anonymous No.530966769
>>530960767
you should go east and kill every boss in the red zone first thing, be sure to pass time to night to get the bonus night bosses
Anonymous No.530966842
>WHO THE FUCK ARE ANY OF THESE PEOPLE
>NOT LEVEL 15
>YOU GUYS ARE GARBAGE
Anonymous No.530966887
Everdark Adel/Fulghor niggerg 1/3 open
Anonymous No.530966929
>>530966514
>>530966703
it's ok, my streak survives and the stress was endured, we also had very bad rng collectively
time to go werkout instead of continuing
>>530966625
a wylder yys appears
Anonymous No.530966939
>>530966660
Do you look like this?
Anonymous No.530966950
>>530960767
do every mine. huge banks of upgrade mats, and some of them house items that unlock infinitely purchaseable upgrade mats
Anonymous No.530967038 >>530967137 >>530967732
>both queues are dead/slow as fuck now
brilliant job you fucking edgy retards
Anonymous No.530967137
>>530967038
I think the servers are broken again.
I get this 3/3 message and then it goes back to 2/3. I never had this before
Anonymous No.530967228 >>530967451 >>530967812
>wojak
>retarded post
fuck off
Anonymous No.530967302
Worse Raider i've ever seen
Anonymous No.530967363
OH SHIT WE GOT THREE FINALLY
Anonymous No.530967396
>>530966396
show us your butthole
Anonymous No.530967451 >>530967812 >>530978659
>>530967228
It's always the jak's and green frog posting niggers
Anonymous No.530967637
>>530958079
Yeah, unless you get lucky with gambling that's pretty much the best. If you don't care about muh evergaol meta and minmaxing damage, I would switch the evergaol relic with one that gives you heal on roar. When playing solo I also take dark night of the baron.

It honestly sucks because the best build is always going to be using your starting weapon. Why would you use another katana that gives you frost, bleed or poison, when you can have all 3 in a single one?
>>530958458
>yellow Executor relic in the everdark collector signboard shop
If only the heal on block wasn't mediocre or stacked with multiple relics.
>>530958808
Why would you use that? Executor doesn't get added affinity damage as far as I know.
Anonymous No.530967658
we shoulda gone for churches day 1
Anonymous No.530967664
sorry wylder
Anonymous No.530967707 >>530968724
>>530963364
Holy shit, fuck you anon, I want that so bad.
Anonymous No.530967732 >>530969598
>>530960326
t. Indian
>>530967038
it is a brilliant job because this was the intention dumb fuck
Anonymous No.530967812
>>530967228
>>530967451
The servers are shit thougheverbeit so it's not that far fetched. Being needlessly rude is gypsy behaviour desu.
Anonymous No.530967815 >>530967991
>be me
>new expedition
>pick Guardian
>someone on my team instantly swaps to Recluse
Literally every single time.
Anonymous No.530967991 >>530969026
>>530967815
le epic 4chan hecking greentext updooted shared liked!!
Anonymous No.530968004
>>530963364
Pumping
Anonymous No.530968065
Dogshit duchess
Anonymous No.530968105
niggerg 2/3
Anonymous No.530968272
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wQh18tXL_r0
Anonymous No.530968278
I'm going to queue with randos and hope for the biggest shitters alive.
Anonymous No.530968448 >>530971125
>>530959571
That response doesn’t even make sense
>>530960767
You didn’t even wait for someone to respond before thanking us…
>>530966476
Not reading
>>530962096
Didn’t ask faggot
Anonymous No.530968542 >>530968623
>>530966396
That's giga pests, this picture is days old.
Anonymous No.530968623
>>530968542
Zamn really???
Anonymous No.530968628
How stance break resitant is the horse dude?
Fucker just didn’t stay down even with a fuck you explosion by wylder, had to hit him a but more to make him down to do a critical hit
Anonymous No.530968673 >>530968990
>>530963206
>>530963251
>>530963906
Worlds laziest dsgtroon falseflag award
Anonymous No.530968724
>>530967707
cute
Anonymous No.530968823
>>530966660
I fuck and impregnate girls who look like this
Anonymous No.530968856 >>530969263
>>530964834
This anime was a let down. Biggest draw was the soundtrack
Anonymous No.530968858
thanks for the protecc
Anonymous No.530968946 >>530969081
>yeah you're blocked you worthless fucking retard
Anonymous No.530968990 >>530969249
>>530968673
>Edgy passwords are gennie culture because... they just are, okay!?
No.
Anonymous No.530969026
>>530967991
Calm down, xister.
Anonymous No.530969081
>>530968946
the fuck is this?
Anonymous No.530969092 >>530973145
>>530965387
>in the 1200s
None of that is true
>>530966021
Worlds gayest post award
>>530966396
No one cares about your faggy activities you freak
Anonymous No.530969185 >>530969513 >>530969789
geeg that was fast as fuk boi gotta go fast as fuk boi nyoooom
Anonymous No.530969223
first time ever seeing the Winged Greathorn that was the last legendary wep I had left to try out, gg
Anonymous No.530969249
>>530968990
>gennie
Worlds laziest second attempt at falseflag via dsgtroon award
Anonymous No.530969263
>>530968856
Season 2 was kino thoughbeit
Anonymous No.530969312 >>530969482 >>530969857
Just had a Guardian clutch hard on Libra, surviving for a while and then reviving 2 downed 3 bar teammates.
From now on, I KNEEL to GuardGODS
Anonymous No.530969482 >>530969769 >>530969878
>>530969312
you either 3 barred or you are the guardian
Anonymous No.530969496 >>530969623
>>530964834
erg is easy mode but randos are very frustrating, 50% of the time someone is retarded, dies, and disconnects
Anonymous No.530969513 >>530969574
>>530969185
embarrassing post
Anonymous No.530969574 >>530969942
>>530969513
correct
thank you for noticing
Anonymous No.530969598 >>530969783
>>530967732
>brony gets upset again
kino
Anonymous No.530969623 >>530969713
>>530969496
Duo mode is not so bad either
Anonymous No.530969713
>>530969623
date mode (duos) when?
Anonymous No.530969724
GAWDLIKE Guardian
Anonymous No.530969769
>>530969482
its roleplay by some idiot gopniki. guy got emotionally scarred by a guardian player here and still has ptsd from it.
Anonymous No.530969783 >>530969945 >>530973145
>>530969598
Opinions on the etymology of shamans?
Anonymous No.530969789
>>530969185
that may have been my best run yet. level 13 at night 1, 19 great enemies felled. combine that with demon's plating and we were a freight train. very ggs
Anonymous No.530969825
>>530965294
IT HAPPENED AGAIN FUCK
Anonymous No.530969836
I need Nighfarer combo ults.
I want to Rampage Ghost with Duchess
Anonymous No.530969857 >>530970013 >>530973348 >>530984081
>>530969312
so FAKKIN strong
Anonymous No.530969875
>>530966195
>xhe things pew pew'ing trash mobs is skillful
oh no no no relusesisters why can't we stay alive?
Anonymous No.530969878
>>530969482
yeah, I got 3 barred
Anonymous No.530969942
>>530969574
retard
Anonymous No.530969945
>>530969783
No clue comrade
Anonymous No.530970013
>>530969857
>three bars against Libra
what?
Anonymous No.530970118 >>530970339 >>530975219 >>530975464 >>530975589
Tide? S-tier, yep.
Anonymous No.530970236
>No one cares about your faggy activities you freak
Anonymous No.530970339
>>530970118
I'm more of an Arm & Hammer guy personally
Anonymous No.530970529 >>530970821
1/3 pc erg 2x everdark, Heolstor & Libra
Anonymous No.530970821 >>530971210 >>530971362
>>530970529
*mb it's niggerg
Anonymous No.530970865
Cute
Anonymous No.530971125
>>530968448
haha its just a preemptive thank you for everyone taking the time for reading my post and then replying !
but thank you. i will go into the game without looking at guides or anything.,
Anonymous No.530971210
>>530970821
kill yourself
Anonymous No.530971362
>>530970821
terrible falseflag
Anonymous No.530971408
>>530958890
>>530958458
>>530958604
It's designed around cucking you out of full hp passives for a shitty 8% damage buff on your meme weapon. A damn shame because the other two effects are actually good.
Anonymous No.530971752 >>530972119
Anonymous No.530971838
queue pc erg 1/3 all
Anonymous No.530971951 >>530972096 >>530972175 >>530974153
>decide to play the birdman for the first time in like 50 games
>this drops

Easiest heolster kill of my life
Anonymous No.530972059 >>530972108 >>530972112 >>530973451
Elden ring should have had outfits that give your character crucible features. I would have loved to play with a supple lizard tail the entire time desu. Honestly the lore makes it the perfect game for furry ocs.
Anonymous No.530972096 >>530972275 >>530972928
>>530971951
does it stack with his shield stance?
Anonymous No.530972108
>>530972059
lol
Anonymous No.530972112
>>530972059
yiff in hell
Anonymous No.530972119
>>530971752
aww
Anonymous No.530972151 >>530972576
rando ironeyes gave me grafted sword
just your regular day as a wylder main
they got eaten by gigadel everytime... i dunno if intentionally, but I sure could attack its head a lot
Anonymous No.530972175 >>530972928
>>530971951
How come you didn't purple it tho
Anonymous No.530972218 >>530973145
>>530956515
Looks like Yakub
Anonymous No.530972275
>>530972096
>stack?
Are you high? holding up your shield forces walking.
Anonymous No.530972308 >>530972417 >>530972534 >>530977623 >>530978650
There is no rational argument for not taking an evergaol relic. Even if you only do one it's worth the slot.
Anonymous No.530972409 >>530972547
dont mind me, just making another i hate darkdrift knight post
Anonymous No.530972417 >>530972835
>>530972308
rationality is the opposite of fun
Anonymous No.530972460
lmao i was just fucking around but radahn bow is bis for adel
Anonymous No.530972473
ggs raider and executor! that was a super fun expedition. a shame i didnt get a holy halberd, but the miquellan knight sword was fun to use
Anonymous No.530972534
>>530972308
Almost right. There is no rational argument against the evergaol passive, the relic from the sigil shop has some downsides that'll make you second guess using it if you have critical thinking skills.
Anonymous No.530972547
>>530972409
for me it's everdark adel because everyone only wants to beat him
Anonymous No.530972576 >>530972861
>>530972151
Ironeyes got the big gay for Wylders and will cooperate to the fullest extent
Anonymous No.530972594
Anonymous No.530972827 >>530972935
I've played for 300 hours and never once saw a somber smithing stone. I know how to get them, just literally never once saw one drop.
Anonymous No.530972835 >>530972937
>>530972417
cope
Anonymous No.530972836 >>530973063
How to play Guardian:
>step 1
drop your shield immediately
>step 2
powerstance str weapons and spam jumping attacks
>step 3
profit
Anonymous No.530972861 >>530973227 >>530973713
>>530972576
This but Ironeye x Raider
Anonymous No.530972925 >>530972993 >>530973089 >>530973294 >>530976615
>use erg
>fail 3 times on giga gaping jaw because we just dont deal enough damage in the final battle

>use niggerg
>we rape giga jaw within 3 minutes on first try

I am so sorry niggerGODS for ever doubting you.
Anonymous No.530972928
>>530972096
yes, just block and walk, and do ranged damage every 5 seconds

>>530972175
didn't want my team-mates sperging out, as they were very gaol-brained
Anonymous No.530972935 >>530972993 >>530973063
>>530972827
there are like 50 fuckin scarabs which drop them dude
Anonymous No.530972937
>>530972835
...is what you're doing
Anonymous No.530972993 >>530973294
>>530972925
poor brony
>>530972935
anon...
Anonymous No.530973017
2/3
Anonymous No.530973061 >>530973446 >>530974359 >>530974673 >>530975058 >>530975383 >>530975547
that was fun but i didn't start seeing a real difference in poise until i got my first poise latent power, and even then it just sped me up a little bit
Anonymous No.530973063 >>530973153 >>530973239
>>530972836
Just fucking play raider at that point god damn.

>>530972935
Which ones? All I ever get are shit talismans that are not even useful.
Anonymous No.530973089 >>530973294
>>530972925
>[1]
that tells me enough about the sincerity of your post
Anonymous No.530973132 >>530973357
Anonymous No.530973145 >>530973323
>>530969783
Go away retard.
>>530969092
Based you bodied that cocksucker
>>530972218
Don’t disgrace the master by comparing him to low test tranny tumblr OC
Anonymous No.530973153
>>530973063
they are literally all over the game, you either speedran the main story or are intentionally not exploring
Anonymous No.530973201 >>530973320 >>530974327
proof that its not an ''unavoidable death''
Anonymous No.530973223 >>530973385 >>530973458 >>530978886
Queue up PS Sisters! im on a 3 day bender and i need to be carried
Anonymous No.530973227
>>530972861
I agree to that as well, sad there's less content with them though.
Anonymous No.530973239 >>530973465
>>530973063
somber stones drop from the stone guys mining in the mines rarely. Anon is high thinking of something else with the scarabs.
Anonymous No.530973294
>>530972925
don't let ergtroons see thi-
>>530972993
>>530973089
too late...
Anonymous No.530973297 >>530973867 >>530974706
>sovereign adel
>playing Guardian
>team is me, Ironeye, and Recluse
>Recluse has been a total sweetheart towards me the entire run
>the one time we're split up, Morgott attacks her
>I sprint to her aid and save her, killing the freak
>she drops Godfrey's axe for me
>Ironeye comes out of nowhere and picks it up first
Salty as hell that the Recluse had the hots for me. On Adel, that faggot 3 barred twice and me and the Recluse let him lie and rot there while we duo'd. He never once used the Godfrey's axe either. Fucking bitch, one of the best weapons in the game and you never use it because you're too scared to fight up close like a man. No wonder girls always go for us Guardians over you cowards.
Anonymous No.530973320
>>530973201
people with grandpa reaction times seething rn
Anonymous No.530973323 >>530973606
>>530973145
Tumblr is better than 4chan though
Anonymous No.530973327
Thinking of all the earth shattering sex Marika must have had Godfrey while Miquella heard it all…
Anonymous No.530973348 >>530981962
>>530969857
you just know this group wiped after this because libra bubbled again at the very last second of the webm and guardian(the only 1 of those 3 whose ult can break it) used it to pick up those 2 who already died at least 3 times.
Anonymous No.530973357
>>530973132
ggs bird bro
run was too smooth you didnt get to clutch
Anonymous No.530973385
>>530973223
zamn
Anonymous No.530973446 >>530974060
>>530973061
tanky. how many times did you pick the increase poise reward?
Anonymous No.530973451
>>530972059
based
Anonymous No.530973458
>>530973223
You'll eventually get him!
Anonymous No.530973465 >>530973682
>>530973239
>the one on stormhill
>the one in the magma wyrm shortcut that you literally can't miss because it's in a tiny ass tunnel
>the one next to dragonbarrow tower
>the one on the main path in mountaintops
etc.
Anonymous No.530973496 >>530973763
>Raider has triple the poise of every other class besides guardian
Wylder having the same amount of poise as Duchess feels like an oversight
Anonymous No.530973606 >>530973654
>>530973323
kill yourself
Anonymous No.530973654 >>530973771
>>530973606
He's not wrong though
Anonymous No.530973682 >>530973812
>>530973465
You might be thinking of a different game. Anons are talking about nightreign based on the context. Somber smithing stones didn't come from scarabs in Elden Ring either so you might be really confused about something.
Anonymous No.530973686
geeg i wasn't totally worthless
Anonymous No.530973713
>>530972861
>This but Ironeye x Raider
real and trve
Anonymous No.530973763 >>530973898
>>530973496
Ok can we get some actual numbers?

Like og elden ring has breakpoints of 11, 51 and 101 poise, what poise do nightreign characters have and what are the breakpoints?
Anonymous No.530973771 >>530974113
>>530973654
great, when are you leaving?
Anonymous No.530973812 >>530973928
>>530973682
okay i'll boot up the game so you stop being retarded i guess
Anonymous No.530973861 >>530975210
Jannies are trannies.
Anonymous No.530973867 >>530974202
>>530973297
Ironeye is one of the biggest tells that the player has no skill
Anonymous No.530973898 >>530979656
>>530973763
Raider and guardian have 120 poise
everyone else has 40
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4/edit?usp=drivesdk
Anonymous No.530973928 >>530974145
>>530973812
You don't need to an anon already mentioned the mines which is where the stones drop in NR. I've just never had them drop for me is all.
Anonymous No.530974026 >>530974257 >>530974470 >>530974535 >>530974865
I bought a 40$ official Xbox controller and it FEELs sluggish, even with high sensitivity, it just FEELS off. i might end up buying a high quality 80$ one.
Anonymous No.530974060
>>530973446
once plus poise +3 x3 which is poise damage reduction of 0.75 and 0.85 x3 = 0.46. raider and guardian have 120 poise, everybody else has 40
Anonymous No.530974113 >>530980464
>>530973771
That's dumb, just because one song is better than another doesn't mean you only ever listen to that song on loop, listening to worse songs adds variety
Anonymous No.530974145 >>530974251
>>530973928
nvm im retarded
Anonymous No.530974153
>>530971951
>tfw the only one who died even though I considered myself pretty good at holestar
Well I'm done with bow boy quest now. GG
Anonymous No.530974196
Anonymous No.530974202 >>530974420 >>530974435 >>530974596 >>530974636 >>530974838 >>530974950 >>530974978
>>530973867
If Ironeye is usually played by people with no skill, what about the other characters? What characters are a sign that the player is very skilled?
Anonymous No.530974251
>>530974145
All good anon
Anonymous No.530974257
>>530974026
I ended up playing with kb+mouse and I can't go back. It just feels so responsive. Also just one button for the skills is insanely good. Just wish we could remap the map button
Anonymous No.530974327
>>530973201
>spawns behind you instead of right on top of you
>takes 0 damage
i have been running full speed away from him and had it spawn literally on my character. they might have fixed it in one of their recent patches but it used to be able to bug out. I havent played him since they re added him
Anonymous No.530974329 >>530974405 >>530974440
can you get banned for savescumming?
Anonymous No.530974359
>>530973061
>just stands there TANKING 3 retards whaling on him
crucible knights are such fuarking chads
Anonymous No.530974405 >>530974625
>>530974329
why would you want to? bad at game?
Anonymous No.530974418
niggerg 2/3
Anonymous No.530974420 >>530974504
>>530974202
Guardian and Revenant have the highest skill floors in the game and it isn't even close. If you're playing either one, especially Guardian, you need to be skilled as a bare minimum in order to contribute. So both of them.
Anonymous No.530974435
>>530974202
Unironically Guardian and Duchess. Mostly.
Anonymous No.530974440
>>530974329
Yes, but the system can't detect savescumming so it doesn't matter.
Anonymous No.530974470
>>530974026
You're late anon. China won. Gamesir, Flydigi, EasySMX, 8bitdo, etc. Way better and cheaper than first parties nowadays
Anonymous No.530974504
>>530974420
>Revenant

Too obvious
Anonymous No.530974535
>>530974026
>This controller feels like shit
>I know, I'll give the company that made it even more money
Let me guess, Guardian main?
Anonymous No.530974582
wtf that was normal adel 2 ez
Anonymous No.530974593 >>530974828 >>530974948 >>530975176 >>530975210 >>530978659 >>530983363
>unsubstantiated head canon schizo lorefaggot spergout last thread
Kill these people in their sleep
Anonymous No.530974596
>>530974202
Guardian, duchess, and executor (suncatcher spammer)
>guardian has the highest skill ceiling or his kit isn't functioning
>duchess and executor die in 1 hit if they fuck up
Everyone else can be pretty blindly played and you won't notice your skill gap.
Anonymous No.530974621 >>530974767
Why are you posting in a fake thread?
Anonymous No.530974625 >>530974920
>>530974405
i want to gamba
Anonymous No.530974629
>530973145
>530969092
Extremely high-quality and insightful posts! Profound discourse like this really helps me to be a better Nightreign player. Thanks again, fren.
Anonymous No.530974636
>>530974202
guardians players usually stand out the most in my groups for their skill
Anonymous No.530974673
>>530973061
>Raider gameplay

I sleep
Anonymous No.530974675 >>530974954
Gg Duchess/Revenant :)
Anonymous No.530974680 >>530974962
Guardian should have a passive damage negation aura
Anonymous No.530974706 >>530974828
>>530973297
>sanjay day dreaming out loud
Anonymous No.530974767
>>530974621
would you kill yourself already?
Anonymous No.530974828 >>530975072
>>530974593
4U
>>530974706
So true comrade
Anonymous No.530974838
>>530974202
Guardians, which is why I barely ever see any
Anonymous No.530974865 >>530978659
>>530974026
>Xbox
There’s your mistake. Maybe don’t buy the products of a company that’s currently crashing and burning?
Anonymous No.530974920 >>530975167
>>530974625
then go play a casino game? why would you want to gamba os something stupid like relics? whats ur endgame here bud
Anonymous No.530974948
>>530974593
Finally a good post in this shithole!
Anonymous No.530974950
>>530974202
It just depends, no player really indicates this is gonna be a good player like ironeye indicates the opposite often
Anonymous No.530974954 >>530975674
>>530974675
gg handsome <3
Anonymous No.530974962 >>530975185
>>530974680
Guardians block damage reduction should have been passive
The ironguard should have created something like Lance's super guard from Frontier where there's a small bubble a person can stand in to redirect all incoming damage to the Guardian.
Anonymous No.530974978 >>530975280 >>530978839
>>530974202
Wylder. Most honest and skillfull character in the game.
Anonymous No.530975058
>>530973061
>jump stamming retard Raider
zzz
Anonymous No.530975072 >>530975185
>>530974828
literally wtf is going on in this pic
Anonymous No.530975095 >>530975390 >>530977607
>Guardians finally getting the respect they deserve
About damn time. You love to see it.
Anonymous No.530975136 >>530975185
>lore retard is the same one crying about russian sleeper agents lurking in
Lorefags... You gotta hold the L here...
Anonymous No.530975167 >>530975359
>>530974920
>endgame
get shiny relic
>go play a casino game
it's not the same
Anonymous No.530975176 >>530978843
>>530974593
Hey, at least now we know the Lore Schizo and the Dragonirian/Russian Brony schizo are the same guy. I was beginning to worry that we had an influx of schizos on our hand, instead of just the one
Anonymous No.530975185 >>530975280
>>530974962
His steel guard should have happened if you parry block or deflect time it. All the time would be too much but having to do a combo of button presses to activate it is too much also.
rewarding a perfectly timed block should have been enough.
>>530975072
Its written in english.
>>530975136
Poor brony
Anonymous No.530975210 >>530976004
>>530974593
>>530973861
based
Anonymous No.530975219
>>530970118
>mids are being put in s tier now
Anonymous No.530975226
garbage guardian
Anonymous No.530975280 >>530975563
>>530974978
>Wylder
>honest and skillful
schizo talk
>>530975185
I know but I dont understand what it has to do with the duchess and wylder
Anonymous No.530975359 >>530975978
>>530975167
you do you anon, i just dont get it
Anonymous No.530975383
>>530973061
LMFAO this fucking character
Anonymous No.530975390 >>530975581 >>530977607
>>530975095
We were already respected by anyone that matters. It was always just angry incels and trannies that mocked us.
Anonymous No.530975464
>>530970118
he good but blud needs to fix his mcdonalds wifi already
Anonymous No.530975547 >>530975701 >>530975728 >>530976101
>>530973061
Is raider the most braindead character?
Anonymous No.530975563 >>530975705
>>530975280
Sounds like a personal problem.
>twins represented by wind talismans and one being a dog faced man
>re-enacting the same ritual every night to guide the future and await the dawning sun
>god represents wind, rain, and the dawn and dusk cycle
Anonymous No.530975581 >>530977607
>>530975390
Guardian is pretty bad in trios, nothing is going to convince me otherwise
Anonymous No.530975589
>>530970118
I like Tide games a lot
Favorite person to play with
Anonymous No.530975674
>>530974954
N-not in front of everyone sis.
Anonymous No.530975701
>>530975547
no, that's wylder. raider you need to manage your stamina instead of zipping around with 1000 zero stamina cost grapple followups
Anonymous No.530975705 >>530975806
>>530975563
ok thanks for explaining im not the anon you first replied the image with btw if it makes any difference
Anonymous No.530975728
>>530975547
looking at his playstyle you'd think so but ironeye's kit is really just so stupidly busted that jump attack spam is still less braindead than ironeye
Anonymous No.530975784 >>530976002
to be clear raider is still like a 9/10 braindead just not 10/10
Anonymous No.530975806
>>530975705
I don't really care either way.
Anonymous No.530975887 >>530975987 >>530976020
why don't they tell you that raider punch fully refills your stamina anyways
Anonymous No.530975978 >>530976201
>>530975359
I've been seeing videos about improved initial attack damage builds and want to try it I don't have it with any passable riders and already spent down a million murk normally
Anonymous No.530975987
>>530975887
Why bother when Raider players don't know how to read?
Anonymous No.530976002 >>530976301
>>530975784
He's 9/10 in terms of braindeadedness, in terms of usefulness he's like a 2/10
Anonymous No.530976004 >>530976405
>>530975210
Anonymous No.530976006
Proof that the halberd relic does broken poise damage?
Anonymous No.530976020
>>530975887
So raiderapes can pretend they need to manage their stamina
Anonymous No.530976101
>>530975547
Without a doubt.
Anonymous No.530976201
>>530975978
Game isn't super hard so you can dabble with shitty relics in non-ES hunts.
Slap any relics on that have the initial attack line and test it.
You'll be fine.
Anonymous No.530976219
Currently 2/3 on the reddit pw
Anonymous No.530976301 >>530976371
>>530976002
he does a lot of damage and stance damage, what's not to like
Anonymous No.530976371 >>530976550
>>530976301
He's slow, goes down a lot, doesn't do enough damage to offset those negatives, and his ult makes things harder for everyone
Anonymous No.530976405 >>530976478 >>530976762
>>530976004
I never played RuneScape, what's the joke here
Anonymous No.530976478 >>530976762
>>530976405
The amulet looks like you are aiming down the sights of a gun.
Anonymous No.530976479 >>530976637 >>530976782 >>530976793 >>530976864 >>530977045 >>530977871 >>530979450 >>530981595
my trios list is like, assuming no dupes
S - ironeye, revenant
A - wylder, duchess
B - executor, raider
C - recluse
D- guardian
It's mostly based on a combination of damage, stagger, and recovery contribution though
Anonymous No.530976550 >>530976653 >>530976673 >>530977638
>>530976371
he moves and rolls at the same speed as everybody else, if you die as raider you have brain damage, and if you inconvenience your team with stela you have double brain damage, sounds like you're playing with bad players
Anonymous No.530976615
>>530972925
honestly, just had an erg game and I felt like I carried them.
usually I'm the one who's getting carried
Anonymous No.530976637
>>530976479
>revenant S
>recluse C
??????????????
Anonymous No.530976653
>>530976550
Or is the bad player. You can sleepwalk thru the game with raider it actually becomes boring with how dominant he is.
Anonymous No.530976673 >>530976732 >>530977607
>>530976550
I play with my girlfriend
Anonymous No.530976732
>>530976673
men aren't girls
Anonymous No.530976762 >>530977113
>>530976405
>>530976478
when you wear the amulet you can speak to and understand monkeys
Anonymous No.530976782 >>530977871 >>530979450
>>530976479
My trios list
S - Recluse, Revenant
A - Duchess
B - Wylder, Raider
C - Ironeye
D - Executor, Guardian
Anonymous No.530976793 >>530976932
>>530976479
I love posts like this because they just reveal that you've never played with an elite level Guardian player before. Get me on your team and I'll erase any concerns or doubts you have about how much Guardian can contribute and carry.
Anonymous No.530976864 >>530977294
>>530976479
the real redpill is that every trio is top-tier because everyone needs the same things so routing/loot-sharing is way easier. being able to synergize your skills/ults is just a bonus
Anonymous No.530976932 >>530977103 >>530977104
>>530976793
All birdsissies need to shush already.
Anonymous No.530977045 >>530977127 >>530977337
>>530976479
>triple ironeye
>marks dont stack
>nobody does any damage by themselves nor can take advantage of the mark
>S
?
Anonymous No.530977091
I had a 3 revenant run and we all got the grafted greatsword
Anonymous No.530977103
>>530976932
You wanna fuck that cartoon huh...
Anonymous No.530977104
>>530976932
Actually, I only take orders from my Recluse wife, which isn't you. I know she isn't you because as much as she orders me around, I know she respects me and wouldn't call me a 'sissy."
Anonymous No.530977113
>>530976762
based (English TL: based)
Anonymous No.530977127
>>530977045
Can't you just keep extending it and eventually pop it?
Anonymous No.530977294 >>530977413 >>530977469 >>530977543
>>530976864
>because everyone needs the same things
i can assure you that wylder and raider don't need those Rises like recluse and revenant do
Wylder who can use basically any melee weapon also doesn't need that Mine like 90% of executors who do double/triple status start do.
Anonymous No.530977337 >>530977559
>>530977045
>assuming no dupes
Anonymous No.530977413 >>530977608
>>530977294
If I'm the Wylderchad grouped with a Raiderkike I'll just pass him dual wield and jump passives and keep the 2H passives for me
Anonymous No.530977469 >>530977742
>>530977294
yeah that's my point, if all three of you are the same class then you all want the same POIs which makes routing easier. and your loot pools will be the same so it's easier to drop worthwhile equipment
Anonymous No.530977496
test
Anonymous No.530977503
Why do we have multiple Revs but not a single AGP Recluse?
Anonymous No.530977543
>>530977294
just go with and drop your teammate a staff its not that big of a deal you dont need to hit every single spot on the map. when people start splitting up is when the run starts to go to shit
Anonymous No.530977552
fucking hell fulghor was on my ASS that entire fight
Anonymous No.530977559
>>530977337
ah, you said trio and not triple, my bad
but also why even specify trio in the first place when duos dont exist
Anonymous No.530977607
>>530975095
>>530975390
>Sanjay day dreaming
>>530975581
Correct.
>>530976673
Tulpas don’t count.
Anonymous No.530977608 >>530977759
>>530977413
>Raiderkike
6'3" 250+lbs of muscle really screams "kike" right?
Anonymous No.530977623 >>530977739
>>530972308
I pretty much always use one or the other of these for all characters
Anonymous No.530977638
>>530976550
>bad players
Yes, I already said Raiders
Anonymous No.530977726
GAWDLIKE niggerg players!
Anonymous No.530977739
>>530977623
CE kino for sure.
Anonymous No.530977742
>>530977469
the original post said "assuming no dupes"
Anonymous No.530977759
>>530977608
considering how much they are compensating yes
Anonymous No.530977764
>>530960664
Never. Cunny is superior.
Anonymous No.530977790 >>530977838 >>530977842 >>530977884
does increased run acquisition stack?
Anonymous No.530977802
It’s pretty clear that Elden Ring and Dark Souls 2 takes place in the same universe lore wise
Anonymous No.530977838
>>530977790
M-maybe
Anonymous No.530977842
>>530977790
Yes
Anonymous No.530977871 >>530977956 >>530978262 >>530979320 >>530982075
>>530976479
>>530976782
Executor would be S tier if he dealt percentage-based stance damage on deflects. Right now there's no reason to deflect on coop unless you're about to get hit by a bs rollcatch combo/nuke or you want to farm clips for your epic sekiro montage.
Anonymous No.530977884
>>530977790
yes
spreadsheet in the op
Anonymous No.530977956
>>530977871
i think executors do it just because deflecting is fun
Anonymous No.530977964 >>530978007
ggs smooth run
Anonymous No.530978007 >>530978085 >>530978169 >>530978175
>>530977964
>censoring names
holy reddit
Anonymous No.530978085 >>530978561
>>530978007
sorry you want to namedrop and keep tabs on anons
Anonymous No.530978169 >>530978561
>>530978007
owned
Anonymous No.530978175 >>530978561
>>530978007
Seethe
Anonymous No.530978262 >>530978480
>>530977871
I think he is close to A on everything that isn't a heolster run really, or even A, he is better than raider most the time
he brings overwhelming frontloaded damage with status and has a good ult, but his efficacy noticeably drops whenever something has some status immunities
it isn't so bad that others can't make up for it while he contributes his share elsewhere though unlike guardian
Anonymous No.530978447
2/3 pc erg all bosses (crater)
Anonymous No.530978480 >>530978663
>>530978262
idk scaling status resist on nightlords makes him really lag. but maybe it's that a lot of executors bring ONLY a status weapon when they should have a dex weapon to switch to
Anonymous No.530978561
>>530978085
>>530978169
>>530978175
so heckin true my fellow valid sisters!
Anonymous No.530978650
>>530972308
i'm not a shitter that needs it to beat the game
Anonymous No.530978659 >>530979123 >>530984615
>>530967451
Post more β€˜umos
>>530974593
Just ignore their schizo ramblings more often than not it’s one guy talking to himself so he can huff his own farts.
>>530974865
Lmao. Grim.
Anonymous No.530978663
>>530978480
frostbite contributes a lot of damage, and if you have someone with fire you'll get resets
It's not insignificant but it isn't the highest damage there is either
Anonymous No.530978826
the weekend bump is pathetic, nightreign is dying but i dont want it to die
Anonymous No.530978839
>>530974978
Made for big Kys/Goldlewis cock.
Anonymous No.530978843
>>530975176
damn, confirmed?
Anonymous No.530978850
im getting on and im playing raider
Anonymous No.530978881 >>530979048 >>530979884
I just want you to know, those 3 deaths, 2 I was trapped in a bullshit animation and the last I just didn't really care to dodge because I knew we were winning
Anonymous No.530978886 >>530979068 >>530979392
>>530973223
Literally me
Anonymous No.530978950 >>530979057
Anonymous No.530979048
>>530978881
you knew you were winning when you queued up with the niggerg password
Anonymous No.530979057
>>530978950
Is Mush okay with you showing yourself off to other anons?
Anonymous No.530979068 >>530983671
>>530978886
post belly
Anonymous No.530979094 >>530979229
>character skill, post-damage attacks, and vigor can exist on the same relic
Shit, kinda wish I hadn't seen that kek. Gonna be rolling forever

Probably doesn't matter anymore though since I couldn't get a match earlier. Think the game might finally be dying down
Anonymous No.530979123 >>530979908
>>530978659
>more often than not it’s one guy talking to himself so he can huff his own farts.
yeah imagine doing that haha
Anonymous No.530979195 >>530979884 >>530979962
good job, also good idea to leave me down.
i don't think i've ever been dad dicked by adel that hard. i fucked up so bad. how do you fuck up as raider. holy shit.
Anonymous No.530979229 >>530979261
>>530979094
vigor is ass
Anonymous No.530979241
>executor's cursed blade doesn't build bleed
>can't really upgrade damage dealt outside of just leveling up
>the only really effective move it has is the L2, which requires not using any status effects and deflecting several attacks in order to deal about the same stagger as a regular guard counter
as much as i love executor he really doesn't seem to be all that effective as a deflecting dude, his real niche seems to be his high arc so he can make use of dex bleed/poison weapons better than anyone else besides maybe ironeye
Anonymous No.530979261 >>530979501
>>530979229
9 Vig on Duchess is pretty good
Anonymous No.530979320 >>530979439
>>530977871
> or you want to farm clips for your epic sekiro montage
I WILL post clips deflecting combos and quoting Isshin, and you WILL watch them.
>HESITATION IS DEFEAT
Anonymous No.530979392 >>530983671
>>530978886
Also literally me except I have a cock
Anonymous No.530979439
>>530979320
Listen you little punk. I'm only going to fucking say this ONCE.

STOP. HAVING. FUN.
Anonymous No.530979450 >>530995876
>>530976479
>>530976782
yep, we're unstoppable
Anonymous No.530979501
>>530979261
if you're dying on duchess you need to spam dodge more
Anonymous No.530979637 >>530979753 >>530982527 >>530982668
What possesses someone to start up a match and then... and then just fucking *leave* in the middle of day 1? They didn't even die and lose a level or something, they just fucked off and left me and the other guy with jack all we can do to save the run now.
This has happened on no fewer than 5 separate occasions in the last few days. Games off to a fine start just down the shitter.
Anonymous No.530979656
>>530973898
Thanks!
Anonymous No.530979732 >>530979937 >>530980194 >>530980816 >>530983872 >>530993656 >>530993987 >>530995553 >>530995790 >>530995934 >>530995946
it's tough being a midwit gamer, you'll never be the best, you'll never even really be "good" at any game, and you know it, you are so strongly consciously aware of your shortcomings and have to suffer because of that knowing as opposed to being blissfully unaware or uncaring

you'll never perfectly solo a boss, never hit every one of those deflections, never be talked about in the thread and praised for how good you are, you must be happy woth the bottom of the barrel simply playing the game as well as you can with all the many mistakes that come with it
Anonymous No.530979753
>>530979637
the enemies adjust to have less hp so it doesn't matter much
Anonymous No.530979761 >>530979843 >>530979898 >>530979947
Anonymous No.530979779 >>530980000
Glory to God for He gave me a wending grace, though I may not have needed it if I hadn't gotten grabbed after running out of stamina right after reviving one of my teammates (we got double grabbed).
Anonymous No.530979843
>>530979761
tiny ironeye hehe
Anonymous No.530979884
>>530978881
>>530979195
BLOCKED BANNED AVOIDED NEVER PLAYING WITH AGAIN RETARD YOURE DONE BYE SEE YA KID ITS OVER
Anonymous No.530979898
>>530979761
Ironeye makes me feel like such a dweeb
But it IS a cool feeling
Anonymous No.530979908
>>530979123
Just dsgtroon things.
Anonymous No.530979937
>>530979732
idk, for me it's liberating not to have my ego tied up in being "the best", I'm content with just being competent. if we win then who cares how "clean" the play was
Anonymous No.530979947
>>530979761
dammit I was too late to copy your emote
Anonymous No.530979962 >>530980037
>>530979195
No worries, nice to see that it was worth picking up that rotten axe for you
Anonymous No.530980000 >>530980065 >>530980147 >>530980317
>>530979779
>Chadlius Maximus
>dies 4 times in bossfight
Anonymous No.530980037 >>530980463
>>530979962
he didn't even get fucking rot on him
my god i beefed it
Anonymous No.530980060
sorry to inform you that randoms in my region play better than you guys
Anonymous No.530980065
>>530980000
troon post
Anonymous No.530980072 >>530981183
>>530962348
Sounds retarded. Try again and come up with something better.
Anonymous No.530980136 >>530980240 >>530980308 >>530980621 >>530980847
It's impossible to overstate how invaluable an elite level Guardian player can be to any comp. With an elite level Guardian player, you'll literally never lose, because he'll always be there to anchor the team in the most dire of situations and bring everyone back.
Anonymous No.530980147
>>530980000
The randoms were trying their best.
Anonymous No.530980194
>>530979732
that's fine by me
Anonymous No.530980240 >>530980545
>>530980136
you know who else can anchor the team
literally anyone that can dodge
Anonymous No.530980308 >>530980545
>>530980136
or you can just not die
Anonymous No.530980317
>>530980000
quads of unquestionable trvth
Anonymous No.530980463
>>530980037
oh right lmao
Anonymous No.530980464 >>530981026
>>530974113
yeah like you being around in this general making it worse
Anonymous No.530980545
>>530980240
>>530980308
Desperate copes. Unless you're an elite level Guardian player, you WILL die, and you will NOT be able to reliably anchor the team.
Anonymous No.530980621 >>530980882 >>530980932
>>530980136
>brings back 2 shitters at 3 bars
>they both die again 5 seconds later
>you deal no damage so you can't just kill the boss by yourself

back to pacing around with your shield up bird boy, you'll get another ult for them in about 10 mins or so
Anonymous No.530980706 >>530980948
2/3 queue up niggers
Anonymous No.530980816
>>530979732
It is what it is
Anonymous No.530980847 >>530980939 >>530981973
>>530980136
This.
All the coping and seething in this thread won't change the fact a good birb can carry a team on his back, but chances are they will never admit when they got carried by a Guardian.
Anonymous No.530980882 >>530981169
>>530980621
Posts like this simply reveal that you've never played with an elite level Guardian player and don't understand what we're actually capable of. I suppose this is somewhat my own fault for never queuing with /erg/ and giving you all a demonstration.
Anonymous No.530980932 >>530981059 >>530981201
>>530980621
I thought of picking up Guardian for the rez ult but reconsidered for that reason. If your teammates are at 3 bars they probably suck anyways so it will usually be a waste.
Anonymous No.530980939 >>530981275
>>530980847
I have never been carried by a guardian and have to completely carry a guardian i see probably almost 100% of the time
Anonymous No.530980948 >>530981056 >>530983706
>>530980706
Don't say the n word
Anonymous No.530981026
>>530980464
Even if that was true, which it's not, Raider being around in the game making the game worse has a ripped effect that makes the general worse too so its still outweighed by his negatives
Anonymous No.530981056
>>530980948
niggerg's?
Anonymous No.530981059 >>530981343
>>530980932
guardian is intended to do the same job as rev by extending his ult your team are can't die or get knocked back iirc
Anonymous No.530981169 >>530981436
>>530980882
every player on /erg/ has the skill of 10 ongbals combined and will never die though
Anonymous No.530981183 >>530982516
>>530980072
OK what about a Maliketh-themed nightfarer? He could have black and gold armor with a white fur cape. Have him fill the STR/FTH niche and have his ult be a Destined Death AOE that siphons max HP from enemies to temporarily buff max HP of allies.
Anonymous No.530981201 >>530981483
>>530980932
You're way better off going with a DPS class like, Wylder, Raider or Ironeye and have a slashing weapon that can hit both of your teammates for ult charge while the boss is having his mandatory meltie.
Anonymous No.530981229 >>530981315
Ggs Ironeye/Revenant if you are even here
Anonymous No.530981275 >>530981440
>>530980939
Nice cope
Anonymous No.530981315 >>530985335
>>530981229
erg pass?
Then they're on discord
Anonymous No.530981319 >>530981640 >>530983706 >>530983981
>been enjoying Nightreign since it came out but getting the itch to return to Elden Ring
>boot up game and load the last character I made, back when SotE came out
>keep crouching by accent while trying to sprint
>running feels like I'm walking through molasses
>keep trying to climb up cliffs and ledges like a dumbass
>pick up individual rowa fruit trying to heal myself
Holy fuck it feels like going back to DaS1 from Elden Ring. It's going to take a while to unlearn all the shit I've gotten used to playing Nightreign.
Anonymous No.530981343
>>530981059
It costs more meter to use the ult that way, I'm not sure it's really useful unless you've brought the healing relic too.
Anonymous No.530981436
>>530981169
I've been randomly paired with a few /erg/ players while queuing solo, so I know this is objectively incorrect. Some of you are pure dogshit and need a reliable, steady anchor that can hold shit down while you flail around.
Anonymous No.530981440 >>530981565
>>530981275
do you want a turn at carrying me
Anonymous No.530981483
>>530981201
You can also go for Executor for the self-heal on ult activation and maybe also get a revive which is especially effective with the heal on roar.
Anonymous No.530981565 >>530981612 >>530981859
>>530981440
Nah I dont carry ungrateful little shits
Anonymous No.530981595
>>530976479
>revenant in S
Explain
Anonymous No.530981612 >>530981859
>>530981565
coward
Anonymous No.530981640 >>530983706
>>530981319
I had the same experience trying to replay DS3 after ER
>keep trying to jump or crouch
>keep my flasks in my pouch in ER so have to relearn using the default item button to heal
>miss being able to send my summon sign to random locations instead of being forced to place it manually
Anonymous No.530981820 >>530981985 >>530982007
Placing emphasis on not being hit is for frail sissies and trannies, the worst are the ones who think hitless is good
Anonymous No.530981859 >>530981902 >>530982346
>>530981565
Based. Fuck that guy. The real ones know how clutch we are.

>>530981612
>says he won't carry you because you disrespected him
>disrespect him more
Bold move. I'm sure that'll work, retard.
Anonymous No.530981865 >>530982013 >>530983960
Terr, did you block me?
Anonymous No.530981902 >>530982121
>>530981859
stop harassing my queues and being heavy zdps birds then
Anonymous No.530981936 >>530982151 >>530983826
Saying "an elite level Guardian would carry you" is dumb
An elite level anybody would carry you, that's how the game works, an 'elite level' Recluse can carry you, an executor, a revenant, wylder, irineye, duchess, raider, whatever, anybody who's good can carry you
Anonymous No.530981962
>>530973348
Ummm...nyo executor can do it too
Anonymous No.530981973 >>530983932
>>530980847
>All the coping and seething in this thread won't change the fact a good birb can carry a team on his back, but chances are they will never admit when they got carried by a Guardian.
I think I haven't seen a guardian player like ever, maybe once or twice but don't remember.
Anonymous No.530981985
>>530981820
rev with 3 stacks of damage negate 48% barreling into the boss pilled
Anonymous No.530982007
>>530981820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BqkXW9Q6qE
You will never be a good palyer
Anonymous No.530982013
>>530981865
Just add him as friend and if the request goes through, you're not blocked. Then retract the friend request after
Anonymous No.530982075
>>530977871
>or you want to farm clips for your epic sekiro montage.
I had a rando exec once who dropped all his gear during the heolstor fight and exclusively used the suncatcher
he did well
Anonymous No.530982121 >>530982351
>>530981902
Don't reply to me retard. If you're anything like the other /erg/tards I've been randomly paired with then you'd be lucky to have me in your queue, and if you had any idea how invaluable I am you'd be on your knees begging for my aid.
Anonymous No.530982151 >>530982351
>>530981936
You don't get the discussion though. An elite guardian is a true rarity due to how high his skill ceiling is.
Other characters can operate fine outside of the top end skill ceiling, guardian can't. So the rare guardian that carries a team or revs everyone at 3 bars after soloing for 3 minutes on the nightlord is amazing to see.

It is the unicorn of this game.
Anonymous No.530982279 >>530983932
nightreign NEEDS fog walls, elevators, and ladders
Anonymous No.530982312
terr it up
nox it down
Anonymous No.530982346
>>530981859
You tell 'em, Birdchad. Back must be killing you from single-handedly carrying so many teams all day.
Anonymous No.530982351 >>530982471 >>530982679
>>530982121
>>530982151
I've carried a 14 minute ed adel rezzing people 3 barring 3+ times
your bird would lose in attrition like that unless you just start playing like scuffed other nightfarer
Anonymous No.530982406 >>530982517
Ay yuh I'm just sayin dat da bow go "fwip"
Anonymous No.530982471
>>530982351
I'm not good with guardian so yeah.
Anonymous No.530982493
erg super adel 2/3 rotted woods
Anonymous No.530982516 >>530982716
>>530981183
I'm tired of STR/FTH. It's a forced meme at this point and way less cool than pure FTH or even DEX/FTH
Anonymous No.530982517
>>530982406
bows do be goin fwip my man, you do be right. you do be.
Anonymous No.530982527
>>530979637
mom wanted me to help with dinner sorry
Anonymous No.530982668
>>530979637
all me, ggs
Anonymous No.530982679 >>530982869
>>530982351
I've saved and solo'd more nightlords than I can count. It's such a routine occurrence that I don't bother timing myself I'm sure several have gone on for more than 20 minutes long. Maybe one day I'll elect to queue with /erg/ and you'll be lucky enough to get a glimpse.
Anonymous No.530982716 >>530982894
>>530982516
Pure faith is retarded good if you find the sacred and red hot whetstone.
Anonymous No.530982853 >>530983189 >>530984106
Anonymous No.530982869 >>530983087
>>530982679
It's okay, I don't think our queue needs to be blessed by you
Anonymous No.530982894 >>530983047
>>530982716
Did you know that as pure faith you also deal really good damage with incantations? Erdtree Seal is probably my favorite. Very underrated build.
Anonymous No.530983047
>>530982894
I only really attack things at 80 faith. Even at 80 faith I'm going to want to toss rocks at you with that erdtree seal instead of anything flashy.
Anonymous No.530983087 >>530983236
>>530982869
Couldn't be more incorrect based on the random /erg/ players I've encountered while solo queuing. Anyway, I tire of this conversation. Arguing with retards isn't really my thing, so I'll leave you to your ignorant and ill-conceived sentiments now.
Anonymous No.530983189 >>530983932
>>530982853
I don't get it
Anonymous No.530983218
queuing both adel and horse 1/3
Anonymous No.530983236
>>530983087
No one is arguing with you fren. I can see how you'd want to drop the convo considering you weren't getting the arguments you wanted.
Anonymous No.530983363 >>530983461 >>530983627
>>530974593
This. IDK why they invented this weird narrative that Marika never collaborated with the Hornsent when Grandam calls her a traitor.
Anonymous No.530983432
having played guardian honestly i h ave immense respect for anyone who can play him competently.
Anonymous No.530983456 >>530983528 >>530984253
great, he's back
Anonymous No.530983461 >>530984253
>>530983363
lol
Anonymous No.530983528 >>530983591 >>530983627
>>530983456
who
Anonymous No.530983591
>>530983528
you
Anonymous No.530983627 >>530984253
>>530983528
>>530983363
shitposter keeps coming back and replying to his own conversations he ran away from hours ago. He does it every day.
Anonymous No.530983671 >>530984145
>>530979068
It's out there somewhere.
>>530979392
Hey there
Anonymous No.530983706
>>530980948
Shut up
>>530981319
>>530981640
Now just imagine the poor bastards who are experiencing this as their first Souls game. I’ve already heard people quit just because they can’t adapt to the older games. From shot themselves in the foot here.
Anonymous No.530983826
>>530981936
pretty true, also Guardian, Recluse and maybe Revenant tend to have to work hard to carry a party so it says more about the player using those than the characters themselves
Anonymous No.530983872
>>530979732
Thank god I'm straight dogshit instead.
Anonymous No.530983932
>>530982279
shut up
>>530983189
tumblr tranny meme probably
>>530981973
kek same here it just doesn’t happen
Anonymous No.530983960
>>530981865
what makes you think that
Anonymous No.530983981
>>530981319
>play this a lot
>planning to go back to DS2 sometime soon
it's going to feel funny
Anonymous No.530984081
>>530969857
>hey guys checkout my bussin guardian clutch aura farm fr fr
>clip plays the entire song Animal I Have Become while guardian is standing around at 2x speed
>then he presses one 2-button combo in the general area of his teammates
sugoi
Anonymous No.530984106
>>530982853
raider after cancer
Anonymous No.530984145 >>530984317
>>530983671
>It's out there somewhere.
you never posted it before though...
Anonymous No.530984253 >>530984314 >>530985647
>>530983627
>>530983461
>>530983456
Marika isn't gonna fuck you
Anonymous No.530984314
>>530984253
okay comrade.
Anonymous No.530984317
>>530984145
Not here at least. Maybe I'll get a pic soon and post it.
Anonymous No.530984330 >>530984473 >>530984523 >>530984582 >>530984738 >>530985983 >>530986123
>rando run for rando boss
>get 3dog (oh yay)
>executor immediately leaves the match
>duchess is clearly new and likely hasn't even beaten 3dog yet
>manage to trudge our way through the match only to die unceremoniously after getting 3dogs to half health
>check the executor's steam profile
>private
that was aggravating beyond belief
fuck you msans7 you piece of shit
the duchess might have been annoying to play with but they at least stayed in the match
Anonymous No.530984473 >>530984642
>>530984330
>duchess is clearly new and likely hasn't even beaten 3dog yet
all this griping and the clown doesn't even know how the game works.
Anonymous No.530984523 >>530986108
>>530984330
Anonymous No.530984540
elmer adds 3 more skulls to his belt
Anonymous No.530984547
gg Recluse and Ironeye
That BBH was kind of a disaster but the rest went pretty smoothly
Anonymous No.530984582
>>530984330
he left cause you didn't ping a gaol first thing
Anonymous No.530984615
>>530978659
>Post more β€˜umos
I'm a niggerg player
Anonymous No.530984642 >>530984805
>>530984473
i checked the duchess' achievements and they have in fact not beaten gladius yet
eat shit
Anonymous No.530984707 >>530984774 >>530988332
GuardianGODS ITT, don't let the hate get to you. All of it comes from Wylders/Raiders/Duchesses/etc. playing the game on easy mode. They hate the heights that Guardians can ascend to because deep down they know they lack the skill required to ever reach those heights as a Guardian. It's just crabs in a bucket and haters.

Don't let them ruffle your feathers :)
Anonymous No.530984738
>>530984330
maybe he just left. nothing to do with duchess.
Anonymous No.530984774 >>530985272 >>530985285
>>530984707
>duchesses
Why you say fuck me for?
Anonymous No.530984805
>>530984642
They must have opened up the queue then. Not enough new players coming in to justify the segregation
Anonymous No.530984807 >>530984851
where are the motion values for NR
Anonymous No.530984851 >>530985713
>>530984807
right here *unzips*
Anonymous No.530985163 >>530985482 >>530989284
good run, kept getting ironeye passives, so I was glad you used em
Anonymous No.530985272
>>530984774
heh
Anonymous No.530985285
>>530984774
I'm only talking about the ones that irrationally hate on guardians! If you don't then you're fine :)
Anonymous No.530985335 >>530985449
>>530981315
Seen a lot of literal whos in my past 3 games so for once you might be onto something
Anonymous No.530985449
>>530985335
>Seen a lot of literal whos in my past 3 games
that's fextra, reddit, and the official discord looking to get carried
Anonymous No.530985482
>>530985163
>Wes Banderson reference
Anonymous No.530985538 >>530985945
GG Recluse and Raider. Rotted woods is practically a guaranteed win.
Anonymous No.530985620
I just killed fulghor and I still hate this faggot boss more than any souls boss ever. Also Ironeye had 5 damage negation items and raider had a ranged power up and a millicents prosthesis???
Anonymous No.530985647
>>530984253
Correct (because she’s fucking me)
Anonymous No.530985649 >>530985756 >>530985772 >>530985808 >>530985821 >>530986323
how come the thread dogpiles me for excercising critical thinking in the narrative but this guy replies to himself for weeks trying to legitimize his password for the sake of disrupting the queue and everyone just lets him?
Anonymous No.530985713 >>530985808
>>530984851
You're going to prison
Anonymous No.530985756
>>530985649
nigger.
Anonymous No.530985772 >>530986223
>>530985649
>excercising critical thinking in the narrative
what the fuck are you even talking about, faggot?
Anonymous No.530985808
>>530985713
care you explain why
>>530985649
ah yes sure let me uhhh ban him or something dumbass nigga
Anonymous No.530985821
>>530985649
No one knows what you’re talking about and people are always shit talking the guy there’s just nothing else we can do what do you want us to say
Anonymous No.530985945
>>530985538
GG. Runs where I get fist weapons are the best. Much more fun than dual wielding colossals.
Anonymous No.530985968
even doe niggerg is the real /erg/ pass
Anonymous No.530985983 >>530989162
>>530984330
>Execukold is a shitter
Many such cases.

You should add the the Duchess and carry her anon, she's looking for a NR bf
Anonymous No.530985995 >>530986090 >>530989051
summoning sleepy!
Anonymous No.530986090 >>530988391
>>530985995
summoning my face in your cleavage
Anonymous No.530986108
>>530984523
you forgot to uncensor "die"
Anonymous No.530986115 >>530986372 >>530986397
Elden ring feels soulless compared to dark souls
Anonymous No.530986123
>>530984330
there is duo scaling stop being dogshit
Anonymous No.530986157
i'm an eepy weepy wittwe wevenant uwu pwease wape my asshowe bwoody uwu
Anonymous No.530986164
2/3 for the patriot pw
Anonymous No.530986223
>>530985772
Some youtuber is apparently out there convincing people that Marika fought the entire Hornsent civilization by herself in order to obtain godhood when the in-game text states that she betrayed them.
Anonymous No.530986285 >>530986553
>MFW I platinum'D the game and did all everdark bosses ergo I have no need to continue playing until next released content
>MFW I did good becaused based on the quality of this shit thread and many future ones it's not worthing engaging with the local mentally ill samefag
>MFW He will get a rude awakening when time does passes and I come back just as the new content gets released and he'll still be in my BLOCKED list
Anonymous No.530986323
>>530985649
>he's still mad
Anonymous No.530986370 >>530986440
I'm having so much fun playing Revenant again. I'm winning games, sometimes carrying games, getting compliments and spinning with everyone. Duos are cute, cute!
Anonymous No.530986372
>>530986115
Dark Souls has incredibly shallow lore compared to elden ring
Anonymous No.530986381
This game is still way too fucking hard btw
Anonymous No.530986397
>>530986115
they're called runes
Anonymous No.530986440 >>530986564
>>530986370
Try a salad sometime
Anonymous No.530986476
Good job Wylder and Ironeye, Marais sword on day 1 is a "I win" button simple as that.
Anonymous No.530986508
you didn't like my raider gameplay but what about my recluse gameplay
Anonymous No.530986553
>>530986285
Our sleeper agents will have constructed a list of everyone who used the bait password and they'll all permanently be in the community blocklist by then desu
Anonymous No.530986564 >>530987813
>>530986440
I eat salads all the time, I love them. I just also eat them with a pizza too...
Anonymous No.530986587 >>530990276
So many posts in this general go like this
>be me
>be protagonist of game
>decide to bless randoms with my presence
>they don't consult the reddit chart on routing and die sometimes
>my existence is an eternal nightmare
>still carry them though i am incredibly good at videogames
>please acknowledge me
Anonymous No.530986734 >>530987050
No, we're saying that just because the ingame text doesn't explicitly name a leader of the Hornsent, doesn't make Marika their de facto leader (which is also never stated by the game, the nature of her betrayal is left intentionally vague). The world of the game is larger than just the few dozen named characters we know of, so thinking "leader never named? must be Marika then" is a huge leap in logic and not what any sane individual considers "critical thinking".
Anonymous No.530986785
elnid doug, I am lagging so fucking much I have never seen shit like this before is it only me
Anonymous No.530986802 >>530986910 >>530989824
Who else thinks Elon Ring needs to be rereleased like DS2, add all nightreign qol features to compensate for the retarded open world empty shit
Anonymous No.530986910
>>530986802
delete your twitter.
Anonymous No.530987050
>>530986734
Why didn't the Hornsent send one of their own to obtain godhood then? derp
Anonymous No.530987120 >>530989205
go go wylder gang
that was fun
Anonymous No.530987128 >>530987974 >>530988554 >>530988590 >>530989162
>Elon Ring
Anonymous No.530987270 >>530987351 >>530987537 >>530987934
time to eep, bye bye anon frems
Anonymous No.530987351 >>530987537
>>530987270
Goodnight cutie *mwah*
Anonymous No.530987537
>>530987351
>>530987270
you are 40 years old and brown, stop posting like this
Anonymous No.530987630 >>530987805 >>530988191
tranny does nothing but eat cheetos play video games and fap all day this guy is always tired
Anonymous No.530987773
i grinded him a little, but a shame nobody else had good stun ults would have loved to pizza all over him more
Anonymous No.530987789 >>530987925 >>530987976 >>530989287
That was fucking bonkers, I dropped 3 (THREE) Commander's Standards AND the fucking legendary lightning spear in the same run

GG, one of you's gotta be a good luck charm or something
Anonymous No.530987805 >>530987905
>>530987630
"i'm eepy" always means "i've been terminally online for so long that even mid physical activity tires me now"
Anonymous No.530987813 >>530987908
>>530986564
Analling this slut while her sisters get to get impregnated
Anonymous No.530987905
>>530987805
It's 22:42 where I am, a perfectly reasonable time to go to bed
Anonymous No.530987908
>>530987813
Oh fuck that's really hot...
Anonymous No.530987925
>>530987789
gg, cute jannu
Anonymous No.530987934
>>530987270
good night eepy
Anonymous No.530987935
*revs cunnybell*
Anonymous No.530987974
>>530987128
can you please not deal my psychic damage thanks
Anonymous No.530987976
>>530987789
jannu my beloved
Anonymous No.530988125 >>530988264 >>530988274
The more I play the more I believe that Duchess is not only the worst character but also genuinely awful.
Anonymous No.530988191 >>530988452
>>530987630
Wrong. I literally play the game all day for fun

These retarded faggots erping in thread don't actually play the game. I barely post here, if some dumb brown is in here posting all day you can 100% bet they're not playing the game
Anonymous No.530988251
Wish you could put parry on backhand blades
Anonymous No.530988264 >>530988375 >>530988401
>>530988125
they need to be using caster only duchess!
Anonymous No.530988274 >>530988550
>>530988125
>if you are running out of mana
skill issue but understandable i guess
>if you are dying
MEGA skill issue
Anonymous No.530988332
>>530984707
based brony coming around to the Flockβ„’
Anonymous No.530988375 >>530988669
>>530988264
>do no damage
>run out of fp
She's shit there, too.
Anonymous No.530988391 >>530988586 >>530989051
>>530986090
need help~
Anonymous No.530988401 >>530988669
>>530988264
you should cast your lips on my cock
Anonymous No.530988437 >>530991649
>>530956557 (OP)
GG psn bros
Anonymous No.530988452
>>530988191
did you even read the post? he LITERALLY said you play video games all day retard
Anonymous No.530988550 >>530988672
>>530988274
Easy to say this online.
>no sustain
>placebo iframes
>no hp
She's garbage.
Anonymous No.530988554 >>530988625 >>530989162
>>530987128
I hate that stupid sperg so much its unreal. Hope he gets castrated for betraying White South Africans.

Also his build sucks, this is how you know he is a fucking fraud.
Anonymous No.530988586 >>530989063
>>530988391
yes please, wrap those legs around me while I sleep on your chest pillows...
Anonymous No.530988590 >>530988719
>>530987128
I still wonder why the fuck would anyone decide to equip two medium shields that are virtually identical stat-wise. What could *possibly* be the reason for this shit.
Anonymous No.530988606
I like to pretend I'm a girl so its justified why I keep going down and nobody thinks I'm a bad player just a cute girl doing silly things teehee
Anonymous No.530988610 >>530988909
Does anyone else masturbate during loading screens and long runs to the next boss?
Anonymous No.530988625 >>530988759
>>530988554
the poe2 incident was so embarrassing
Anonymous No.530988627
>530988452
And you don't read either imbecile no Yous
Anonymous No.530988669
>>530988375
no! you can get very big fp bar with the new relics, rarely have fp problems now. also restage makes certain spells amazing. also A scaling int!
>>530988401
no..
Anonymous No.530988672 >>530988776
>>530988550
yup ur bad, the double dodge is basically a full second of invul
Anonymous No.530988719
>>530988590
>brass
>other shields
>virtually identical
ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Anonymous No.530988759 >>530991112 >>530991325
>>530988625
qrd?
Anonymous No.530988776 >>530988917
>>530988672
Tell that to giga Adel who grabbed me out of it three fucking times last run.
Anonymous No.530988831
GG
but also those were the laggiest resurrects of my life
Anonymous No.530988882 >>530989190
sorry Ironeye Revvy for namedrop + 1 million downs, halfway through day one untill after the gargoyle I was lagging so fucking much
>lost to you on enemy kills by 1, owari da
Anonymous No.530988909 >>530988998 >>530989005
>>530988610
Nah. I play for a few hours, then I horny post a little, get riled up and then I masturbate and then I play again. I used to sit on a dildo rocker when playing games, but it was way too distracting. I actually like playing games and winning, so I don't want to throw during them.
Anonymous No.530988917
>>530988776
giga adel said ur bad too, also he said thank you for somehow managing to get grabbed 3 times. he's hungry (as you know very well)
Anonymous No.530988998 >>530989080 >>530989318
>>530988909
why are girls are so lewd
Anonymous No.530989000 >>530989463 >>530989667 >>530989889 >>530991653
>Be Recluse
>It's a "oops, no staves" run
Seriously, there needs to be some kind of class-specific drop rate boost. This shit is getting ridiculous. There was 1 fucking sorcerer's rise and it dropped me a blue shattering crystal/carian piercer staff
Anonymous No.530989005 >>530989318
>>530988909
Sounds like you just suck, I can multitasking doing both just fine
Anonymous No.530989051
>>530985995
>>530988391
why is mush ok with his gf yys slutting it up for other anons? have some self respect geez louise
Anonymous No.530989057
gg double revs you were trash
Anonymous No.530989063 >>530989590
>>530988586
fineee~ but don't relax too long or we won't get to play together..
Anonymous No.530989080
>>530988998
its in his anus, so he doesnt shit himself
Anonymous No.530989117 >>530989218 >>530989241 >>530989325 >>530989334
DING DING
DING DING
DING DING
DING DING
DING DING
Anonymous No.530989162
>>530987128
>posts this for no discernible reason
>>530985983
So true
>>530988554
>Hope he gets castrated for betraying White South Africans
Actually a good point. Agreed.
Anonymous No.530989190
>>530988882
Was still a super fun run even after Elmer harvested my skull
Anonymous No.530989205
>>530987120
Gg wylder bros. Always nice to speedrun around the map together.
Anonymous No.530989218
>>530989117
SHUT UP
Anonymous No.530989241
>>530989117
based!
Anonymous No.530989280 >>530989498
das right wyltey
Anonymous No.530989284
>>530985163
ggs i think i had like -200% projectile dropoff at the end
Anonymous No.530989287
>>530987789
faster
Anonymous No.530989318 >>530989448 >>530989449
>>530988998
Everything makes me horny I can't help it.
>>530989005
You're more impressive than me sister. I tried, but I was just half assing both things. I like to win, awoo, then ride something until my legs are shaking.
Anonymous No.530989325
>>530989117
The game I just finished had a rev doing this on night 2 boss it felt so comfy.
Anonymous No.530989334 >>530989485
>>530989117
I've stopped euwipping it lately, you replace it fast enough that I think this fine to just like not have a spell for a level or two
Anonymous No.530989448
>>530989318
Hi, I'm something
Anonymous No.530989449
>>530989318
Oh wait okay I understand now, you didn't actually care about the question, that's why you replied despite the answer being no, you just wanted to talk about and an excuse to mention your sex, got it
Anonymous No.530989463
>>530989000
>be any melee class or ironeye
>it's a "you will get Improved Sorceries and Incantations +15% and you will like it" round
Every fucking time
Anonymous No.530989485
>>530989334
having it on a relic that already benefits you in some other way is good, like some modifier on ult or initial standard attack or whatever
otherwise it's not great
Anonymous No.530989498 >>530989997 >>531000901
>>530989280
which one rims the wylder while the other sucks him off?
Anonymous No.530989545 >>530991495
what animal is wylder's dawn outfit supposed to be? It has a derpy pelican beak
Anonymous No.530989590
>>530989063
gonna be hard to escape the comfy cuddles.. holding and groping and fucking your thighs maybe
Anonymous No.530989667 >>530989724 >>530990114
>>530989000
sis? your forts?
Anonymous No.530989724
>>530989667
I rarely fart
Anonymous No.530989754 >>530989873 >>530989898 >>530990079 >>530991258
I'm kinda new, beat the 3-headed wolf, augur and jaw-something. What's the most fun to play character in your opinion? I liked bowman and duchess the most so far.
Anonymous No.530989824 >>530990529
>530989162
>no discernable reason
was in reference to >>530986802
Anonymous No.530989873 >>531000901
>>530989754
>tranime
Anonymous No.530989889 >>530990114
>>530989000
why are you complaining, that's literally the only staff you need for the entirety of any run. Every other spell amounts to 'stand a moderate range back and full charge blast until no more FP'
Anonymous No.530989898
>>530989754
Ironeye and Revenant are both very fun, Ironeye is stronger I think but Revenant has a lot of variety
Anonymous No.530989965
I kinda wanna just give up on the evergaol meme. I hit at least 4 every run but these fucking bosses still take 16 years to (not even) kill
Anonymous No.530989997
>>530989498
wylder is getting pegged
Anonymous No.530990051
1/3 pc erg 2x everdark and heolstor
Anonymous No.530990079
>>530989754
Ironeye, except melee is the most fun character. Ironically, Ironeye with a bow happens to be the most OP and boring character.
Anonymous No.530990097
even doe we love trannies in the soul community
Anonymous No.530990114 >>530990319 >>530990851
>>530989667
they dropped white hot garbage bro

>>530989889
Yeah no, against equilibrium it was NOT fun
Anonymous No.530990169 >>530990385 >>530990447
2/3 on ps5 get in here erg sisters
Anonymous No.530990246 >>530990385 >>530990447
2/3 on xbox get in here erg sisters
Anonymous No.530990264
>yet another clueless teammate who never follows us and literally requires that we spam-ping right in front of them leading a trail to where you want them to go
i never understood why people leave matches when other players aren't up to snuff
i now realize it is much better to just immediately leave a match that you can tell will go badly instead of wasting nearly an hour trying to make things work
Anonymous No.530990276
>>530986587
>reddit chart on routing
>not being a fucking retard with any common sense is reddit
low iq coded
same sort of brownoid insult like "i bet you looked that up, didn't you"
Anonymous No.530990319
>>530990114
>white
ignoring the fact that you can upgrade them, taking them early will increase the likelihood of you getting more staves as drops
>erm proof that the RNG works this way?
I don't think it's been datamined or anything but personal experience has me inclined to believe it does
Anonymous No.530990385
>>530990169
>>530990246
Didn't happen + not happening
Anonymous No.530990447
>>530990169
>>530990246
you know it's bullshit because nobody use the erg pass
Anonymous No.530990473 >>530990790
Any post with tranny lingo ignored.

Just get in the Block list lil bro
Anonymous No.530990529
>>530989824
That's a retarded reason it wasn't even the focus of the post
Anonymous No.530990616
2/3 on the block list, get in here erg sisters
Anonymous No.530990790
>>530990473
this post is trans coded
Anonymous No.530990851
>>530990114
>Oh no this white staff has Ranni's dark moon
>nah, I'm not gonna spend 6.5k, just gonna keep looking
>broooo i cant get a good staff
resource allocation issue
Anonymous No.530991035 >>530993269
1.3k HP on Ironeye.

Ggs Wyld/Duchess and fuck that BBK on the roof.
Anonymous No.530991112
>>530988759
elon tweets about being high in the leaderboards for hardcore poe2 (in the top 10). he then plays poe2 via starlink on an airplane but he clearly doesn't know how to actually play from the most casual inspection. not only would it take an ungodly time to grind to that level since the game had only come out a few weeks prior, he's listed as online during important meetings that elon is reported to be at by third parties. he is obviously account sharing, but when called out, removes some eceleb's blue checkmark because he got mad
Anonymous No.530991258
>>530989754
recluse
Anonymous No.530991264 >>530991353 >>530992143
it took me forever to realize that the boss you're fighting is displayed in the top left corner of the character select screen
Anonymous No.530991325
>>530988759
he paid people to play on his account. then he streamed to show he knows what he was talking about but he was clearly clueless on the game.
Anonymous No.530991353 >>530992143
>>530991264
wait what
Anonymous No.530991439
i wake up at 6am but i want to play a game real quick
Anonymous No.530991495 >>530994339
>>530989545
>animal
It's clearly Norse Valkyrie but male.
Anonymous No.530991649
2/3 PSN everdark bosses

>>530988437
Triple Raider runs are always a guaranteed win.
Anonymous No.530991653
>>530989000
Deserved, annoying reclusegroid
Anonymous No.530991990 >>530992127 >>530992419 >>530993395
Looking for some ds/er/sekiro/bb fanart to use as a desktop wallpaper,

bonus points if its pixel art and animated.

Anybody has anything like that? Or knows a place where to find this kind of shit?
Anonymous No.530992020
just google it lil bro
Anonymous No.530992127
>>530991990
gelbooru
Anonymous No.530992143
>>530991264
>>530991353
it wasnt at launch i dont think but yeah was there after first patch i think
Anonymous No.530992153
im going to use the group password and play ironeye follow the leader and you cant stop me.
Anonymous No.530992172 >>530992372
should i play demons souls and ds1 and ds2? my first was ds3 and i beat elden rign too
Anonymous No.530992372
>>530992172
>should i play demons souls and ds1
yes. dont play the demons soul remaster though.
>ds2
no, its not a real souls game
Anonymous No.530992419
>>530991990
I mean the other answer is kinda right actually, if you just use the search terms "Elden Ring Wallpaper" or "elden ring art" on something like twitter or tumblr you're likely to find what you want, I doubt there's anyrhing that's SPECIFICALLY a place to find wallpapers exactly matching that, since artists who make stuff like that prefer to keep their art on their accounts
Anonymous No.530992625 >>530993140 >>530993194
shifting earths are so boring but they are free wins if you clear
Anonymous No.530993140
>>530992625
this game needs more good bosses from the base game and dlc. way too much dps slop. no strategy at all for 90% of the game. just spam your dps if you dont have aggro.
Anonymous No.530993194
>>530992625
yeah I hate how they make every night 2 basically identical. Noklateo even deletes the castle you literally HAVE to do it, same for rotting wood unless you want to fight night 2 godskin duo while getting infinitely rotted
Anonymous No.530993269
>>530991035
GG would have been deathless run if not for that kindred.
Anonymous No.530993303
Everdark Adel pass is erg 1/3
Anonymous No.530993395 >>531001203
>>530991990
i have this one! its slightly animated.
Anonymous No.530993479
5k rune glintblade buckler, my beloved
Anonymous No.530993656 >>530993984 >>530999989
>>530979732
since i got sober i can't cope with me being shit at the one thing i care about in this life. i started aim training and i'm hoping that learning to learn will make me less shit at other things down the line. it's a bit late for me but that's what drugs do, after all. they put off a problem and don't solve it
Anonymous No.530993657
this shit kinda bussin
Anonymous No.530993878 >>530994106
Kissing Rev mains on the cheeks
Anonymous No.530993984 >>530994036 >>530994063
>>530993656
Have you tried self harm like cutting?
Anonymous No.530993987
>>530979732
I was that guy and now I'm forgotten. These people literally play their game 10 hours a day every day
Anonymous No.530994036
>>530993984
bitch
Anonymous No.530994063 >>530994235 >>530999989
>>530993984
i did enough self harm to my brain already. thanks for the suggestion, though
Anonymous No.530994106
>>530993878
fuck off
Anonymous No.530994118 >>530994174 >>530994303 >>530994496 >>530994578
Well, I guess that's that. All achievements unlocked.
Anonymous No.530994147 >>530994389 >>530995436
used my crimsonwhorl way too early but its fine we had wending and noklateo
Anonymous No.530994174
>>530994118
cringe sovl soulless
Anonymous No.530994235 >>530994535
>>530994063
Right but it could help you with both problems, it releases things like endorphins so it might help you with the drugs too
Anonymous No.530994273 >>530994389
Gg Raider/Revenant
Anonymous No.530994303
>>530994118
based cringe based(if goldmask, otherwise eh)
Anonymous No.530994339
>>530991495
I know, but the helm clearly has a face engraved into the metal and it forms something like a face.
I was going with more like another version of a 'dragon' image.
Anonymous No.530994362 >>530994476
Anonymous No.530994389 >>530994516
>>530994147
>>530994273
if you were in that adel match, i have literally never seen that blood incantation before in over 180 hours of expeditions
that's my new favorite incant
Anonymous No.530994409 >>530994647
Trying to do revenant's first remembrance, but because its fighting dogs I keep getting shitters who have never beaten them, or flakes who leave in the middle.
Fucks sake, last run I had two total newbies that didn't even know there was a boss in the hole of the temple.

Send help erg.
Anonymous No.530994476 >>530994872
>>530994362
how do you unlock Fancier Spin
Anonymous No.530994496
>>530994118
only good ending is frenzied
Anonymous No.530994516
>>530994389
Yeah I was, it was my first time seeing it
Anonymous No.530994535 >>530994685 >>530999989
>>530994235
endorphins? those shitty mammal fish with blowholes?
Anonymous No.530994578 >>530994834
>>530994118
Is that the dragon priestess form when going into the FF ending for that? If so you went above and beyond for a cool image.
Anonymous No.530994647
>>530994409
just solo it, the fight is super easy
Anonymous No.530994685
>>530994535
Yeah but they speak english
Anonymous No.530994713 >>530994832 >>530994865
1/3 nigdel and nighorse
Anonymous No.530994832
>>530994713
you can post this in your discord since that is who it is for.
Anonymous No.530994834
>>530994578
Yes, it was very annoying basically having no defense during it. I just wanted to see if the dragon form would actually apply.
I only just now on my third playthrough turned around and realized there's a Grace after you kill Elden Beast that lets you teleport out.
Anonymous No.530994865
>>530994713
2/3
Anonymous No.530994872
>>530994476
secret rev technique that they are keeping to themselves
Anonymous No.530994893 >>530995112 >>530995349
>get marais sword
>even getting it mid day 2 trivializes anything onward
never had it until now, this shit is OP as fuck and made the rest of the game boring
Anonymous No.530995061
if he hates bronies so much why did he let one fuck his sis?
Anonymous No.530995112
>>530994893
when you don't game the system to get it all the time it is fun having it once in a while.
Anonymous No.530995131
1/3 pc erg all
Anonymous No.530995194
Anonymous No.530995298
what bosses do we queue with the new update? both everdarks?
Anonymous No.530995349 >>530995462 >>530996309
>>530994893
now imagine being one of the joyless fuckers that CEs 3 of them and 3 grafted on their relics and having all that from the start of the match
Anonymous No.530995436
>>530994147
I like to save it for the hurricane but at this point I haven't lost much hp by the first one
Anonymous No.530995462 >>531000071
>>530995349
sounds like someone who fucks (with a bbc, perhapsbeit)
Anonymous No.530995519
Evens I queue Rev odd Rec
Anonymous No.530995553
>>530979732
You sound like you've never tried. I've done speedruns and hitlesses of games before. It's literally just putting in the time. It's never over!!!
Anonymous No.530995684
shame about the middle perk
Anonymous No.530995790
>>530979732
when you stop having it, you will end up laughing about that time.
Anonymous No.530995876 >>531000135
>>530979450
You're extremely stoppable
Anonymous No.530995934
>>530979732
Interesting confession terr
Anonymous No.530995946
>>530979732
Tbh I don't care if you die a few times. As long as it's not back to back.

I much prefer someone who stays with group, helps ping stuff that's not across the map, drops helpful items at appropriate times, but dies occasionally rather than someone who never gets hit but is always at some random other camp or pinging across the map for a church/goal.
Anonymous No.530995961
>>530995942
>>530995942
>>530995942
Anonymous No.530996085 >>530996289
1/3 erg Night Aspect, Adel, Darkdrift, 1/3 PC
Anonymous No.530996236 >>530996347
My bad on that run, too committed to using dragon lasers.
Anonymous No.530996289
>>530996085
Nokleo shifting earth. I forgot to mention that.
Anonymous No.530996309
>>530995349
dont see the point since the game is already kinda easy, why even cheat
they genuinely need to make it way harder, also nerf gaol relics
Anonymous No.530996347
>>530996236
no problem revbro
Anonymous No.530996490 >>530996804
>queue for any boss (usually end up against gladius or caligo)
>teammates are braindead and useless outside of brainlessly spamming attack at enemies
>standing around in the middle of nowhere just looking around like "whuh? where did everyone go???"
>typically can't break level 7 before day 1 ends
>if we even make it to the nightlord i get to juggle 2 useless idiots with multiple rev bars and then when its time for said 2 useless idiots to actually try to pull their own weight they get downed while trying to rev me the one time i actually die
>queue for heolstor/everdark boss
>teammates are routing masters with very little wasted time
>the only time spent actually just standing around waiting is when we're at the day end fight area and the storm hasn't shrunk enough to start the fight yet
>usually get level 10+ by the end of day 1
>even if we don't get completely favorable weapons we still just relentlessly shred the nightlord until it dies
>if we ever get downed, it was only once or twice and enough time was inbetween each time that we only ever get one bar
its like night and day
i wish i could get typical everdark randos on other bosses, as fun as the hardmode dudes are i kinda want to fight other bosses without becoming the most competent by virtue of being the least shittest player of the trio
Anonymous No.530996804
>>530996490
Pretty much this
the randoms (me included) who que everdarks probably have the same experience
Anonymous No.530997104 >>530997276
The best thing in this game is to get people who are clearly new or trying the boss for the first time. When the party is 3 very experienced players it's just a soulless easy win.
Anonymous No.530997276
>>530997104
brainrot
Anonymous No.530997323
2/3 erg queue pc!
Anonymous No.530998962
I hate cheaters
Anonymous No.530999725 >>530999848 >>531000020
how do so many /erg/ers not know the adel gimmick still?
this is the third game today with erg, with known names, where people are three bar'ing to the gimmicks
Anonymous No.530999848
>>530999725
I three bar because you play rev
Anonymous No.530999989 >>531001085
>>530993656
>>530994535
>>530994063
Stop doing drugs and your situation will improve substantially via just that alone. That stuff kills your motivation and desire to do anything faster than anything else
Anonymous No.531000020
>>530999725
>how are people still failing the mmo mechanic
For most people it's death via gimmick on the first, maybe second fight if you didn't understand what happened on the first.
After that, only the complete retards don't understand yet to get out then go back in.
Anonymous No.531000071
>>530995462
don't talk about poop here back in containment
Anonymous No.531000135
>>530995876
This girl is so cute I’m gonna look for the porn of her
Anonymous No.531000901
>>530989498
Both of them do both
>>530989873
Go back
Anonymous No.531001001
Bird up /erg/

Friend picked up nightreign recently, been helping him get through the bosses and coaching him through remembrances, its been pretty cool.

But the best part is when the 3rd is just spam pinging us, so my mate and I just start spam pinging them back for a few mins. The silence that follows is just so tasty.

If you ping something, check the map, usually people are on the way. There is no need to spam ping constantly, its very fucking annoying.
Anonymous No.531001085 >>531001529
>>530999989
thank you teetotaler. i got sober about a month ago but i don't feel any different.
Anonymous No.531001203
>>530993395
>modernslop tumblr tranny cafe
at least it’s well drawn i guess
Anonymous No.531001529
>>531001085
Give it time. That stuff takes a while to really get out of your system. Also maybe consider some light exercise when you wake up and before you go to bed.
Anonymous No.531006420 >>531006712
Yeah I think the guardian allegations are blown out of proportion like the earlier revenant allegations I think bird does just fine
Anonymous No.531006712
>>531006420
i will blow you out of proportion