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lost? rs3 general can be found at >>>/vm/rsg
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>>530901476
I bet st0ck is somewhere being cute as heck right now
I bet jhnd is somewhere being racist as heck right now
theyre both lurking right now
he named himself thejq what do you think
>>530987306yeah he had a racial slur as an rsn and he posted a roo of him whispering "nigger" which is kinda hilariously pathetic in its own right because he can't let his fat sow wife hear him
hes a chud but the chuds dont even claim him cause hes retarded but not in an endearing way like meriipu or nut bladder
drugs are good with vidya games.
here i said it.
what if we made a boss that uses a lot of supplies, requires running a long distance, drops huge piles of supplies that you have to juggle to extend trips, and has only a handful of rare drops that arent complete garbage
>>530987526AT LASSST! FUMUS! UMBRA! CRUOR! GLACYES!
I wonder what I would have put my time into if I didn't play old school runescape... feelsbadman
>>530987526And it drops Zamorak brews instead of Saradomin brews, an item so shit that most players don't know about it
>>530987526make this woman principle systems designer
>>530987526osrs has pack yaks they're called alts
babymoder spotted opinion discarded
>>530986962 (OP)who's the man, didn't my nigger mod north banned these niggas?
does anyone want to play the game togeheter
>>530988371hi john how was your break
>>530988308and every other arcane boss. you have to wonder if he actually plays the game
if boss doesn't do chip damage i don't want it!
[Sad News] the last of the troonhicans
>>530988751poor girl all alone
>>530988498>troon folxs still letting jhnd live in their head rent free after getting his infernalLOL
john dad W
jaytroonie L
>>530988819yeah poor little mentally ill yt boi lol
Wouldnt know. I dont raid with cheesers
why are there so many players online right now i dont like it
>>530989367It's Saturday and there was an update recently and the entire WoW community is moving in because RuneScape won the 20 year rivalry
>>530989367i bet there are 0 players right now doing wildy bosses though
>>530989367Mod north brought a lot of chuds back by axing all the pride junk, and a bunch of chuds from WoW got interested because their new dlc was woke so a lot of people werent interested and went to the based game
>>530989367there's not 40% of players left after they removed pride event.
>>530989367100k spindel bots
>>530989635high playercount so nobody wants to go into the wilderness is that how it works
>>530989635It's just the neverending line of serpentine Johnnys with the ahrims and credit card halberd entering a lair, leaving, and hopping down the world list
>>530989367i'm one of them
trying to get 49 levels to get access to 2200 worlds is taking so fucking long now i understand why pkers don't have them open
i think sara nigger hates me cause i've haven't received a single sara blessed item yet with 166 hard clues
just beasted in d3s mouth and pussy
>>5309903571 pker can cover 20+ worlds
it took me over a year to hit 2k total
>>530990523i am doing revs so no
these cheeser creepshots are creeping me out
>>530990757trannoidpods fear this man
The cheese caper values his time
The infernal caper will do the same content for nothing for 300+ tries for a +4
They are not the same
its like 40 tries max if youre not jhnd
That +4 is the difference between lasting 30 seconds running from a PKer and lasting 31 seconds running from a PKer
its not about the 2 maxhits. it's about sending a message.
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im going beastmode
did rsn knotgirl finish her tasks
midzy be like im going beastmode *books another service*
proof midzy serviced:
Thank you for reading
im going beast mode on etna rn
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/filename/yerin%2A.webm/
make sure you have a melee weapon equipped or no weapon equipped at all and then you left click jad
>>530991929need a halberd
>>530992012no you dont moron
should i try inferno with this gear as ironsissy who has never done inferno
>>530991985nugu hag trash spammers are give me tha ick
>>530992207i cant even post the image i guess i shouldn't
i thought etna rock was pure what the hell isnt that thread full of mentally ill blacked spammers and sissy gooners
>>530991929camp melee switch to range/mage accordingly and then back to melee once you see the projectile on screen
im an ironMAN and i do sweaty non gay horsing around with other ironMEN at the farming guild during contracts
>>530992003WTYF HE INSTAKILLEDM E UFKC YOU
thats eala not etna idk why shes talking about beasting etna
>>530992395>PegsAbsolute meme
Use the prayer boots or echo boots
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>>530992395almost looks good, this is what i took for my iron first cape
>>530992541with my fat black cock
>>530992395>>530992567oh yeah i posted too quickly there was more i wanted to say in retrospect id advise
>ditch crystal helm for tank helm (justi > random barrows melee helm)>dont read into my brew to restore ratio its bad you probably want more prayer and less brew>crystal shield is huge go get thatpegs are fine dont listen to that other anon you dont need to grind them
>>530992543what part of ironmeme you don't understand
Hold me close, hold me tight
๋ค๊ฐ์ ์์ ์ค
I'm so cool, you're so hot
Now or never
>>530992395where is your blood sceptre
duke 0000100001000010000100001
me |||000100010001000100010001
so 4:1 emberlight hits and then i have to wait a tick except the eye is 6t so i dont know if im ever losing ticks with a 4t weapon
>>530993181do you not open with a bgs
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chat I can do cave crack now
Waking up and salivate 4AM on a Saturday Got tomorrow's number one Stuck in your head on autoplay
merii why are you highlighting belladonna seeds worth 84 gp
whoa ive got 7m in my deaths coffer thats mad i thought i was proper skint like
>>530993181this is me but with hunleff but hunleff is more like 10, 12, 8, 13, 12, 12, 12, 10, 13, ...
me personally every item is important to me so theyre all on max highlights
>>530993330I am still using my leagues runelite profile
im bummed by no leagues this year too but its time to move on
Leagues players fear the ddm chads
JAGEX has BROKEN their COVENANT with the runescape playerbase
im still seething that they think having me get 81 herblore is acceptable thats like 400k xp and 30 minutes un freaking real
>>530993402those arent hitsplits...
>>530993224i do then itd be
duke 0000100001000010000100001
me |||000001000100010001000100010001
bgs 2 would be
duke 0000100001000010000100001
me |||0001000001000100010001
bad
maybe bgs 3rd is comfy
duke 0000100001000010000100001
me |||0001000100000100010001
ITS COMING! Path of Exile 2 BIG NEWS! New League / Acts / Trading Incoming?
now sasquatch can play halo 3
How do i groom wow players to eventually carry me in tob?
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omng omg omg ogm gog gog mogmg ogogo
>>530989635>screenshot of rune scim addy pl8 green dhide legs sitting at packed sand crabslook mom! I'm playing Runescape! WoooooW!
nvm that assumes duke and i are sameticked at the start of the fight which isnt right im gonna do something else and think about this tomorrow
alexa find me a cave kraken guide idk how to do kraken
*PPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekzRkChWY4A
why does meriipu play like an iron
dumbass bitch didnt extend them so now he cant do all the cas lol
whats kraken osrs kraken guide for idiots kraken for idiots
chat how do I extend my cave kraken task
>>53099486337 year old turkish man living in germany actually
she can still do it with slaughter bracelets if she doesnt get unlucky
me personally i can easily review my gameplay
>>530995394what program is this
no, you're the balding 40 yo man of /osg/
>>530995459L O N D O N
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st0ck son or d3 daughter?
>asmongoloid just made a runescape video
it's over...
does anyone want to listen to scene queen with me
KARMA FINALLY GOT HER LMAOOOOO
>>53099568317 going on 40
>hmm perhaps today I will stop by OSG and see if its any different from last time
>nope
Whenever I come down here I feel like I'm in the hood. Like, there's just fucking mentally deficient creatures all around me, and they're saying the most inane bullshit imaginable at all times. Absolutely DESIGNATED.
>>530995960he won't play it. and if he did he wouldn't even get 40 hours in. He will just glaze osrs like he glazes Path of Shit because that's what he does to try and destroy the things that have "wronged" him like the multibillion dollar company "blizzard entertainment" lol. ignore as usual.
>>530995847hello runey friend
get on 04 we're grinding for rares
reminder that 80% of the osrs population identifies at LGBTQ+ and it is a majority female game.
>>530992567lol is this a troll post
yeah the game had 500k players daily before mod north removed pride event.
>>530996206he has only completed like 1 game it looks like in the past year or two and that was e33, he got close with core keeper
>>530996425That is a terrifying statistic as an unambiguously heterosexual white cisgendered male.
>>530996184osrs is a solved game
>>530996425>reminder that 80% of the osrs population identifies at LGBTQ+>if this is true they really all just let mod north turbomog them and didn't do a goddamn thing about itso basically, I can do whatever I want and you won't be able to stop me? good to know
not to brag or anything but im 1 second away from a construction level
update the second has passed and i am the same level still
>no discussion about the underlying monads of osrs
>>530997831Is this what the world looks like for people who need glasses?
>>530997831>sent from my iphone3
i keep zoning out at hydra and missing prayers this boss sucks
at least hydra makes money i have to kill 300 groetstqe gardians
if youre ass at offticking youre ass at onticking
i want the dawn pet since it just mogs everyone around me with its wing flaps and people cant turn off its sound even with annoyance mute like they can with kril
if that's true im unblocking gargoyles
i have never done tick perfect anything in 20 years.
do you think crispor will come back for varlamore p3
boxee isn't coming back because mod north curb stomped that trannoid lol
im skipping the inferno unless it was nerfed into oblivion.
I tried doing inferno, died wave 5.
feels bad being a clogslut and realising that i will never do the inferno because i'm just not good enough at the game to accomplish that
nothing is more cucked than clogging you cant even finish it
>>530999113she never left
im not doing tob until they make it soloable
>>530999536i don't finish anything i start in life so that's pretty on brand for me
>hot and cold beginner clue
yeah fuck you too
runescape ick #28 she posts in osg
>>530999313he's a nice person what's wrong with you
neet here. should i buy torva for my main or bonds for my ironman
no you should got for 200m all instead
jhnd is a pedo enabler but in a chill way and he never crashed out and he rejected d3k not the other way around and he never crashed out or bought items with bonds
probably the vocaroo of his child
he also defended shenny in a really odd way
letting trannies on /osg/ hear your kid's voice is weird ngl, probably the only thing i don't like what john nigger did.
is it true that tempoross can recognize good girls and makes sure to give them good rng
he only did it because you girls accused him of not being a dad
torva is bis for 200m all slayer o get that
>>531001437rng is determined by a psuedorandom seed server side not a fucking npc REATRD
I seriously feel sick to my stomach that jhnd did inferno, but I can't.
i want d3k to make me a dad
damn rxk just dropped a song about your bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpq_MrqqQ1o
rxkrunephew and rxpapimichael
imagine raising your kid in osg
sorry mikey runeph been harder than you
does the jagex launcher work on linux (bluefin if it matters)
>>531001992no but bolt launcher does
theres actually an unofficial port of the jagex launcher on flathub i dont use it though
im not sure about linux im a girl so i use macos
helped a friend with some cas today
Bathroom runey activities and snacks?
if your a girl you should know better than to speak without being spoken to
just cas you didnt need an air superiority mission too
me personally i dont believe in fighting the air war since i usually play minors just stick on an aa support company and dont think about it
me checking my chicken to see if its done cooking
probably brown why even ask
white type bs dont season they chicken
mines pink they only come in pink where im from
bitch is from the bubble yum factory
Keemstar And His Friend KidBehindACamera Are COOKED And Facing DEVASTATING ALLEGATIONS
young runeph sold crystal shards to king lathas
is it true king roald is on thorgel's list
idk but the temple knights are not pleased with him
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this is so sad
Patience and Prudence - Tonight You Belong To Me
with that new (for me, havent played in years) ele weakness update, i can just train in melee gear and the 100% weakness will make up for the lost magic accuracy, right?
does anyone want to carry me for the royal titans speedrun ca
yeah he is theres a quote from the lore that if i were to post the jmods would dislike but its a really curious post that youd be like hmm how do you know that if you dont know ya know what i mean
are faggouts really posting at 1x rate FRRRRRRRRRRR
i would like a carry but im scared to show up so i wont be but i appreciate the offer
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/King_Vallance
falador is the nicest city and its run by the cia were the gowers glowpilled
fagex gower borthers named a city after rimming whyte bois crazy
if the gowers went meanie mode we could call them the glowers
im scaping on gargoyle task
oh yeah i am scaping
the fuck? soda's gf is veibae? is that allowed for vtubers?
should i main brighter shores or 2004scape when sailing comes out
andrew gower is my nigger by basically not putting pride slop into brighter shores
Andrew W
mod north W
>>531004189https://www.reddit.com/r/VirtualYoutubers/comments/13pjycq/veibae_on_her_using_slurs_my_stream_has_never/
soda based confirmed?????
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its time for some #cluecontent
erm if i have redeemed 1000 fish points and received multiple suspicious 25 page drops and 2 tomes of water and 0 (zero) tackle boxes am i allowed to voice a tiny little bit of discontent
upgrade from leabea. how u gonna be a yt woman with no ass or tits.
you can only complain at 3x dry
im not complaining im just mentioning that im slightly dissatisfied is that okay at 2.5x
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ok im 7x rate so i can complain
how many days did it take for you to clear colo?
thats not 7x dry you got 1 item .....
like father like son, agp also beated up his ex wife but she was a crazy bitch, Bridget is annoying but she seems like a nice girl. fuck kidbehindthecamera
good thing they didnt boost rates could you imagine if just anyone could get their hands on full inquisitor the game would be ruined
i think im depressed im not sure though i havent had much energy to do im like in perma brainrot mode maybe ill take a week break and go outside some
I find it interesting that only runescaspe is able to stabilize the economy with a high alch price. This weapon has been out for 20 years and it's still valuable.
boring outfit ive seen it a million times before
>>531003290king roald used thorgels hot air balloon to travel around on while king roalds hot air balloon was with the gnomes being repaired
cheated? damn, nvm. if you cheat on your wife or husband getting a slap or 2 should be mandatory.
now i aint saying 028 a gold digger
code up those shoulders u whore
anne fuschia cute maybe she will be my new oshi since rissa betrayed us
are there really full time runescape vtubers?
would you still love me if i was a cheeser planker loser
what do we think of arianwyn is he still alive
not all of us get paid to sit home and be trannies online
What's the best world where I can grab free shit from high level players? I've picked up some good upgrades as a noob before like a mithril axe and other goodies
some guy (new to the game, like me) I met farming the wizard tower demon a week ago just told me to come to 301 GE cus he had a present for me
I arrived there and he gave me 500k GP, now is saying he will call on me if he ever needs help with "idk killing monsters or farming or stuff"
is this the start of him wanting to fuck my anus or what is the catch? why did a level 32 just drop half a milly on me when thats double my total networth right now
>the hypothalamus seems to have an innate circuit that specifically tracks how many days itโs been since I felt the comforting touch of a friend or family member
(https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2023.05.19.540391)
osrs runey
yeah not all of us are canadians
>>531005939you already installed a voice changer, huh?
>>531006108he asked me for my discord and I just dodged the question
my toon looks like the most typical WT with a banana hat and a male name, theres no way he thought I was a girl
its kind of sad the way posters in here react when someone attempts to make friends with them
>>531006206are you also after my anus or what is happening
?he's white and he weighs 350 lbs
john dad ahh build
>>531006187this is called building confidence you are getting scammed
>>531006321damn you really wanna get fucked huh
>>531006280its almost like most of us are abuse victims
ill abuse you again if you dont shut tfu
>>531006386thats what I assume as well. last time I saw him he was some brokey and now he was walking around with full trimmed armor (no clue which one, looked a bit darker blue than rune) dropping half a milly on people
feels like the beginning of a lure where he will call me to come save him in the wildy which gets me rinsed of my full green dhide
*pins you to the floor and rapes you*
>>531005939Noob here too and that's happened to me 3 times now.
One guy said he liked my name and just gifted me like a mil
Another guy saw me doing a quest in shit armor and helped me out a ton and has been dm-ing me my status
Another guy also gave me some free gear (worth 15 mil) after I asked him some noob questions
I think osrs players are just nice and maybe they are all rich too
i bro-key love you man no homo
wow my fish stack is worth a lot
if i had another coke zero would anyone even freaking care
>>531006653yeah maybe. still get suspicious every time someone is nice to me
idk what you want im depressed too thats why im posting here and playing runey
shook my hair after a shower and got water on my monitor >.<
>1.5 millon views shitting on maldavius figtree coding
its so over.......
https://www.twitch.tv/jcwrs/clip/PhilanthropicStupidBibimbapAsianGlow-qFqf41nYB8da361q
HAHHAHAHH
>put on clean shorts(previous pair worn for 2 weeks)
>instantly spill beer on them
plotting to break up jcws marriage so i can make him my boywife in the streets and skillslut in the sheets
>>531007438thats my secret i just wear my soiled clothing for weeks if not months a bit stinky but w/e
i just make mum buy me new ones when the old ones are dirty
im clean but my clothes dirty
>>531006964I'm back to this game for that reason as well.
personally i bathe and change clothes daily
>>531007668yeah usually my shorts will get so stinky cause i use lotion to fap sometimes and sometimes i just cum in them when i wake up and just masturbate my morning wood in bed it's so smelly
thats not a secret its just called being gross
since were on the topic toons with curved bones should stick to bottoming right
>>531007901bruh just use a tissue like why
can we discuss what the rsn knotgirl implies about jcs silicone collection
no the bottom just has to angle themself to accommodate for the curve
i dont really want to think about jqts sex life or putrid hole like at all
idk i heard jcs got cancelled cause they started using ai voices
many paleontologists prefer curved bones especially from the frony
they should make a version of runey set in nyc in the 70s and you train prayer at the mineshaft bathtub
i just alched a prayer pot on accident :(
>>531008080cause i got no tissues and its easy not getting up til its taken care of
the curve was never an issue with type bs but since i summoned my tulpa i havent been interested in type bs and im not sure i have the dexterity or confidence to navigate precisely
type as appreciate all shapes of bone
most strange thread in vg
is it true that your dds curves towards the hand you usually wield it with cuz its true for me
trannaoidactlys L
mod norf W
mod norf lookin like a poofta he just doin it cuz the chineze invastas told him 2 he a good lil bitch boi
mine curves up like a bwanana
the chinese sold us they arent interested
mine is comically straight and long
i cant describe mine thats personally identifying info and creeps like st*ck are on the prowl
i found the most evil override holy shit
st0ck has been found not guilty by a jury of his peers
>>531009220you will never be a woman!
why are you picking up watermelon seeds
merripu x one hundred tentacles
>>531009434because shes a biofem with nest building behaviors
will you stop policing her looting habits you controlling bitch
does st0ck like huge r0ds
>>531009272they have courts in sped class now?
kraken is such a shit boss, even gowerian era bosses were better.
>>531009492stop with the subtle nurturing gestures
meriipu is the only one of us here having fun in runey why is that
>>531009434negro behavior
my depression stops me from deriving enjoyment from most things
>>531009434they are stackable and it was annoying me that there were like 3-4 intsances of watermelon seed on the floor
same though when i get The Drop im relieved of my misery for a day or so
i'm having lots of fun and i don't have to larp as a woman or a retard
some type as have a bugged account that make it so the exit from their poh is in the wrong spot would you still fw this kind of toon
my nigger syntheticman really fell off. he doesn't even rant about modern games being slop anymore...
do you think merii had to do conscription
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lol
seriously is anyone still sober playing this? I bet that guy with 2 billion agility xp is one of those sober autists.
why does lieve talk like midzy
dyrus vlog update 7/5/2025
i can only beast sober so needless to say im never sober
also druk i ran out of beer now im on not white wine not a big fan but it does the job
i remember being a league fan and i was following dyrus on facebook and i commented on one of his halo 3 post and he didn't reply back, that's why i hate him because he didn't want to play halo 3 with me
it hurts but I have to leave this loot behind
do you guys play the trailblaze league or whatever it's called? with all the buffs and 10x exp or something
ive never participated in leagues too busy getting gielinor pieces
>>531010790where are your high alch runes? there's 100k on the ground
i have more slayer xp than you LOL!
ive had massive d cups in every league except uhh one of them i dont remember i think it was shattered relics i was like 500 points short because lost ark came out and i had more fun playing that
>>531010907well I bet I have more boss and raid kc than you c:
are there ever enough desperate 0kcers on the tob world to assemble a team of random learners
do you think streaming to osg would ease my depression
well honestly most people without the 2k raids cape probably still have a lot to learn
>>531011234yes definitely drop the link
how long does it take to get the cheese cape i did the perilous moons quest and can do scurrius without getting hit not that that means much but its the only boss ive done
i need a desk to fit 3 monitors, chat whats a cheat flat desk that i dont have to setup on amazon
it depends i wouldnt bother without a tbow
>>531010790uh bro? your looting bag?
>>531011317ok do you think my face would get posted around if i used a webcam
depends do you have rigour yet
do you think theyll ship it to you fully assembled
>>531011553the only hard part about jad mentally not fucking yourself over
yeah im going to pay the installation fee
if i skipped my daily tree run would you hate me
>>531011872no but i consider you all my friends
30 hour slayer session and I claimed rank 3 for 1 day records
i gotta start doing stimulants man
>>531011926okay then just trust that we will post your face everywhere in a nice friendly way
is there a lot of competition in the 1def skilling bracket
i heard that bracket is really hard without a tbow
man this mute lvl 3s plugin is great i havent had to read a single post like "we dont have tbows in f2p" since i installed it
>>531011926some people here would rape and murder you if they had the chance
one of my favorite accounts is a lvl 3 i cant use the plugin
>>531011936why do you pretend to be a woman?
any useful discords with giveaway channels?
>>531012318no they wouldnt wtf
yea we do raids
>>531012368
>giveaways
this is an ironman general
>>531012318probably the first not the second though but i think thats just what friends do
she was asking about discord not about our raids egotistical bitch
>hcim starts raging at another iron for taking kills
do iron sissies really?
you cant trust anyone here even papamichael long thought to be an upstanding poster stole an ancestral hat from poor sweet meriipu
fucking finally oh my god. I'm not even gonna train broad arrows now but getting this took like 6 hours.
you get like 60 passively from wintertodt
could have trained that while running around to your quests btw
im not doing wintertodt because id lose all the seeds
>>531012602nice im so proud of you it must be really difficult for someone who is mentally disabled to play this game and succeed but youre doing it
are there any classic runey creepypastas i was thinking about you dont see new creepypastas anymore
what do i do with my kwuarm seeds?
so you ruined youre account by having the seeds already
>>531012786plant them if youre a noob iron otherwise drop them
i give my kwuarm seeds to my rsso
>>531012786you turn them into supe- omfg
who is creating all the super strengths if mains dont harvest kwuarm
kwuarm is the most profitable seed rn or at least it was like a week ago
the girls are going to make fun of you for doing herb runs for money now
oh it went down but ranarrs are dead regardless
my rsso gives me kwuarm for free
and where does your rsso get it
i want to harvest someones kwuarm
does anyone want to run a raid
i guamed in my mouth today
she gets it from her uh well her um herb patch
ranarr seeds are 28k why does that say 45k
>bonds crashing in price the day i decide to buy some
eric, simply eric
requiring dt1 to use ancient teleport tabs sucks
no bitch all her kwuarms are belong to me
are kurasks supposed to be the most niggerlicious task in the game or am i doing something wrong
um you equip the leaf bladed battleaxe and you click on the giant green things is that what your racial slur is referring to
idk why are you asking me
is that girl gonna stream soon im bored
>>531012271can you dm me the plugin link
https://runelite.net/plugin-hub/show/zom-combat-level-muting
>>531014027im a boy and not today maybe tomorrow sorry for getting your hopes up
>>531014027maybe shes dehydrated
anyone wanna get jiggy with it with me
can someone explain to me which barrows pieces are actually good and why? I get Torags and DH having high defense being good, and veracs has prayer bonus. But what is good/bad about ahrims/Kahril pieces? Don't people like to mix the body and pants of those two sets or something? I've never understood it.
life was better when hawk tuah was the top meme
ahrims gives mage damage percent and its kind of tanky for robes kharils is like better dhide
>come back to the game
>they added a % damage to ahrims
lmao wat
i now have 50k amethyst darts should last me a while my next grinds are zulrah for more scales huey for the dragon hunter wand and duke for the ring even though its a marginal upgrade for me rn but im liking the boss
any questions?
if you only had 1 more reeses cup left would you split it with me
nmz is so fucking boring is this seriously the best melee combat exp in the game
>steals your run energy
heh enjoy the walk
>>531015201the weirdest change to me coming back is the fact that other players can never ever pick up your stuff if you die to a pvm death
its so fucking retarded, even in the wilderness. so if youre running away from a pker in the wildy and get one banged by KBD, the pker gets zero loot
i fucking hate pvp but that shit is just autistic and retarded
no i use the boppers. amethyst has just been my go to afk activity lately. debating what i want to afk next considering vyres but i hear they might make blood shards buyable for irons in the future (super lame) so idk
thats why I always go low HP on vetion so i can just die to the spiders outside
>no furries on /osg/
why? maldavius figtree really ruined the furfags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niAWxEdFLHE
have you ever beasted like this
>>531015648thats incorrect if you were attacked by a player and die to an npc it counts as a pvp death even if its outside the wilderness
always relog or hop worlds. i remember limpwurt lost an avarice once after escaping bc he suicided to poison
>this is not my beautiful house
>this is not my beautiful wife
>how did I get here?
>>531016157>see pker coming towards you>run away from pker>get gap>dont log but instead get 1 banged by boss like KBD>die>pker doesnt get your lootpre eoc scape was never like this, if you died to pvm in wildy your shit was available to everyone. if you die in wildy to pvm you never got a gravestone.
>>531016890because juking pkers on the kbd ladder is a common escape technique, zoomzoom
but if you can get into kbd youve escaped
not if you dont teleport out fast enough
how long does it take you to teleport
heavily punishing death mechanics are not fun go play tarkov
anywhere from 1-4 ticks depending on the item and mental state im in
iDUBBBZ FORCED TO SELL HOUSE! ANISA VS H3H3!
KBD is just one example of wildy pvm - every pvm death in wildy should cause your dropped loot to be availble to anyone while youre running back
its a time honored runescape tradition that has been ruined by butthurt neoscape players
deaths outside of wildy causing your loot to not be visible to players at all is also gay and niggerlicious
jhnd W
meriitroon L
eel tgirl L
d333toilet L
https://kick.com/evscape/clips/clip_01JZZVAB2B0V0WX9RSD4QVP9EB
wew
im surprised this game doesnt have official speedrun leaderboards youd think triple ruby resetting would itch that tism
nobody ever talks about me
i mean the new bosses have it on their scoreboards but its always some shit where the game bugs the fuck out and the wr time is like 6 seconds or something
we do its just behind your back
no one would even notice if i stopped posting
i wouldnt notice you specifically but i would notice the slight vibe shift
d3 sit down wind smell bad yall
osrs should have loot share
non splitting helmies need not reply
osrs should be wow but with osrs grpahics
there i said it
its my turn to be talked about
>torva dropping
time to buy the dip
all gear is dropping its absurd
who up doin tricks on they wyrm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9jFBqTGEyk
pov: you get a pm from me
we are gonna talk about you but behind your back and you wont like us talking about you after you will probably cry when you hear
im always cryign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml4Sjqnkq2Y
of course gear is dropping how else do you obtain them
my 3rd age pickaxes arent dropping
>>531021645classic eel girl
it dropped from a clue bitch
dropped my pants between my ankles
you'll never get it (p***y)
how do i get a clue bitch
it didnt drop from anything you stupid whore it was contained in a casket you fat slob
sorry i take it back i didnt mean to fat shame or slut shame i was just mad that i was called a stupid bitch because that person doesnt know that clue items are rewards from caskets not drops
dont worry now we know youre true nature 3rd age bigot girl
sins of the father boss keeps killing me reee
do you think midzy will ever complete a tob kc
i have obtained the fabled Dragon Defender (on my iron)
https://youtu.be/ANYHOEZfreE
mining daeyalt
any hoez free?
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she dragon on my defender in a fabled fashion
>>531022889ayo un can hol he dagger bihh ahh defencelet ahh bihh
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runedle in 3 baka baka baka
>>531024161wow your beautiful
>>531024161humina humina humina wow your toon is freaking hot (and i dont mean temperature lol)
give me a fucking kraken task so i can splash while i do something else :(
egnoil potion should be an overload too
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hmm i feel depressed i will sleep until i forget im depressed i think bye
blew 1k slayer points and no vampyre task epic epic epic
zzzzzz mememememe
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ memememememme
can someone please tell me that everything will be alright
scurrius got a new outfit tonight
if you dont vote for sailing you're not black
>be faggot wow streamer
>invade osrs
>vote in sailing aka agility 2
>quit before it ruins the game
plarp tuah shit on that thang!
https://www.reddit.com/r/ironscape/comments/1lyghe8/dispelling_the_blue_helm_myth/
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED GIM TROONS
>set up a private discord server and a plugin that posts drop messages so i can tab out while doing afk shit
>piece of shit wont let me use @s so i dont get notifications
reee
I remember watching something about RuneScape botting. Mods were talking about how there were characters parked at abby demons for weeks on end for crazy hours that they confirmed were real people.
>>531031754yes they're called gold farmers
how do you guys deal with illegals in-game?
Illegal wizards are stuck on teleporter duty for all the minigames
oh lawd i be plarpin
oooooh chile' i be plarpin
I've been getting really high and playing in complete silence for like, 2 years now.
your basically a zen monk if you really think about it
>that one osg poster struggling with substance abuse and mental health issues
yeah idiot big stupid dummy you should expand your definition of silence to include text too fucking RETARD
>>531031384solo bolos W, group sissies L
they should make group weam mode
lost some gps pking today chat
oh you best believe i be plarpin
is that yew in tha pichta?
*PPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
u know i mainline that fent
#gotr
do you think our osrs characters are slowly draining the ocean by teleporting away from the bottom of the sea at fossil island? some water has to make it with us when we teleport away right?
um i think i just found my phd thesis topic??
it evaporates off us and rains back into the ocean stupid aa
i have never seen it rain in runescape other than when i use humidify but thats a very local rain. i guess if someone wanted to off-set the amount of water we teleport out they could go down into the ocean and start casting humidify
im gonna take my empty watering cans down there and humidify
my toon pees in the water right before she teles out to maintain equilibrium
i haven't had a boss task in like 50 tasks does kuradal hate me? her dad was awesome, gave me like 4 jad tasks in a month once
thats stastically improbable
not if you only do one task a month
@grok run a t test with 3 std dev
like programmers with chlamydia ?
this is why i harvest my seaweed without the diving helmet
>>531033881
royal titans are literally impossible why do they have to force me to play with other people. shit fucking game
>>531034480I did 25kc without friends it's not hard
THERE IS NO BETTER FEELING THAN CLEARING YOUR BOWELS ENTIRELY
>>531034819are you sure about that
xth for selling people pots made from varrock fountain water
went down a discord bot and then a programming and hosting a custom bot rabbit hole and i give up crazy that theres no existing way to trigger pings from a webhook message
>>531016614kbd isnt wildy
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP DESIGNING BOSSES ONLY MEANT FOR GROUPS FUCK YOU JAGEX FUCK YOU
if its your own private server why dont u just turn on notifications for every mesage in the se4rver
>>531036614so you either
1. make an alt
2. get a friend to play
3. spend bonds to buy max gear
private equity wins again
doesnt work for some reason idk
anyway the universal discord plugin isnt as good as dink but it lets you add @everyone to the message so it works thank you for reading my blog
Why do only like 3 superior creatures actually have mechanics and the rest or just attack you with 1 style?
is low combat level point boosting bad? im introducing my friend to the game and i dont want to be like go afk crabs or nmz for 10 hours when we could be doing stuff together
idk if its good or bad but its what im doing on my iron as we speak
i dont know what to do now then. each royal titans kill takes 6 minutes which is just too tedious when i have to several hundred for a decent chance for the staff and prayers especially considering that burn is bugged lmao. where do i go now then i also cant do hunllef because im god awful
uh oh that does not sound good I was going to do royal tits soon for the cas and I am terrible at the game too
>>531037406maybe youre less awful than i. i hope
im personally very good at this game and many others
go do the vampire slayer quest and the waterfall quest together
for me personally im above average at this game and also above average at many others
>>531034480i did 80 kc or so for the staff/prayer at ice king solo though. no pray pots even required if u flick
ive never played any other game besdies this one and im bad at this game
iron is cringe should be called cringeman instead
>>531037709how the fuck do you even have to time to flick
you have to constantly kill the elementals and switch gear and all that shit
we did most of the combat xp quests already
>>531037829you just tank the elementals
quick pray on protect from melee + piety
i have bofa/crystal/anguish/assembler into neitz helm/bcp/torture/whip drag defender swap
camp dboots berserker ring. i have crystal hally and/or ddagger
my kills are sub 4min or so. u use up a good amount of food if you just tank the elementals but its worth it.
you will never be a woman
omg turning off rich embeds works on dink my vyre alting is going to be so easy
assume all girls were born with a penis until proven otherwise
when i see a bondie i know im better than them
you dont know if im a bondie or not
When are we getting the unlimited free pet reclaim? I want to take my abyssal protector to meet Callisto
i have a main with ~1.3b bank and still never learned inferno or colo
i really should... but god i hate wave based shit so much it's unreal. im good enough to do all other pvm in the game so im sure i could learn it, but i hate waveshit so much
its the other way around actually everyone started with a cooter then type as spawned a willy where it used to be
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half way through my task :3c
my willy never spawned :(
i'm gonna hit 99 slayer in the next couple days. should I just afk ammonite crabs for the rest of my combat xp or something?
>>531038747yeah im a pussy and i hate myself :(
please dont say the p word. not all of us have one and its very offensive to remind us of that ok
Youtube title: Former top WoW player gets insane luck on his hardcore.
i taught i taw a puddy cat
nutty were you really a top wow player thats so hot would you top me
>>531039052wow what did you play
Collection log slot: completed.
>>531039114>>531039112I played several characters, but my feral druid main is what I got the server first heroic Lich King kill on.
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do you think this flight of stairs at the end of the hallowed sepulchre is over going to lead anywhere?
it leads to the abyss cant u read
no need to go meanie mode
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>>531039409>theres a statue of a wolf protecting a precious gem>gems in runescape is usually made into rings/jewellry>theres a 1% chance to find a ghost in the hallowed sepulchre, the ghost is called "knight of the wolf">stairways at the bottom leads to the "abyss"is this shit all just a fucking dark souls reference the wolves are sif the knight is artorias and the gem can be made into an abysswalker ring and bottom of the four stairs is the four kings wtf
you will never be... my woman ;-l
>>531038521holy runey....
my task is cave crawlers x28
good luck dude stay safe!!!
m-mate? a-are you saying you w-want to mate with me?! *breathes loudly in shock*
I'm based
I'm based as h*ck lol
chat 5 gifted and i send tob 5 gifted chat
oh how she rocks in cheese and bandos
so many quests that you hear about a lot coming up omg
I shan't be going back to WoW
holy shit i just did one slayer task and it doubled my points!
i went from 2 to 4!!!
wow thats crazy might as well quit while youre ahead its only downhill from here
i played wow a little bit but i kept dying in the spider cave near the night elf tree inside the larger night elf tree
wows new player experience is legit worse than ours. tried playing when bfa came out and it was a shitshow didnt even make it to the level cap meanwhile i jumped into this game and was fairly comfortable with everything before my first month was up
wow is for big iq
osrs is for low iq and arabs
white tail lizards were much easier to find in the original shadow of the colossus :/
omar isnt arab hes semetic
im the most antisemetic poster on /osg/
wow classic is retarded they just release the same updates, so basically if osrs released eoc eventually
does anyone want to fight about anything
im such a god gamer i play all the games
im almost done with invincible amazon prime what should i watch on amazon prime next
you should watch taskmaster
ohhh you're meant to double click at the start not the end of prayer bar thingy
i liked the task master season with sam campbell hes my favourite guy
hes so weird looking though
no hes not he looks nice and hes very funny hes perhaps the funniest comedian of our generation
he opened for stavros when he did australia shows
>Got mossy key
What's the deal with the Obor/Bryo changes?
Can I do all of the CAs but the kill count ones with this now?
>>531044356You only need a key for the killcount CAs
Only that man who has offered himself entire to the blood of war, who has been to the floor of the pit and seen horror in the round, and learned at last that it speaks to his inmost heart, only that man can dance.
holy heck using dots instead of arrows on the slider puzzles is significantly faster. they load in continuously and you have 4 instead of 3.
>You can one-tick the bryo growthlings now
Holy fuck this is so much less cancerous.
do i need to pay the 50k gp to do solo huey? cant i just find an empty world or is he easier in a solo instance??
>>531045141thanks anon just turned that on
Torva Has Hit Rock Bottom
>>531045550Just find an empty world.
playstation eyetoy has hit rock bottom
i remember taking pictures of my cat for littlebigplanet with that oh my days
>>531045762i remember taking pictures of my pussy too
just found out about polish bras
>>531045605Nex shouldnt have been such a shit boss and now everyone is getting mcdonalds verison of torva
me too im thinking about switching from skims
does the glass against the wall trick actually work
boobs against the glass o.o
do you guys think about anything other than runey and sex
doing: cg, 4/6 armor 2/1 enh, hit 400kc yesterday
listening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwC6leCcniY
is the salad blade even worth?
i think about horse milk also (non sexually)
>>531047475>foidspeakbegone
does handholding or cuddling count as sex i think about that more than runey or actual sex
>>531047824i dont think its worth going for by itself but its worth making if you happen to get an extra seed
>>531047475I worry a lot about the state of the British economy.
well i dont like to make definitive statements because we dont know what we dont know and all i can really know is that i know nothing ya know? ya feel me mon?
>>5310481591500 shards would be better or drop to main for bonds t b h
blade is worthless now. tent whip is more than enough until you get noxious halberd. i wouldn't even waste the shards on blade.
are those guys that all have similar stats (9 hunter, 45 herbivore) and all wear the same thing (justiciar, fang, dfs, myth's cape) at rune dragon bots or what?
I only need a tiny amount of gold to complete all the F2P quests. Bonds are like $20 here but black market gives me everything I need for 1/10 of the price.
Would I get banned for RMT/RWT over such a small amount?
how much autism fumes do i need to huff to do uim
>>531050082genuinely cannot think of anything more miserable than fucking uim
FUCK WHY CANT I DO HUNLLEF MAN IM SUCH A FUCKING FIALIURE I DONT UNDERSTAND IM REALLY TRYING MY BEST BUT ITS JUST TOO FUCKING AHRD MANNNNN
i beg you jagex i beg please fucking nerf it i cant stand not being able to do it i need this so bad come on man pleeease
>>531050139It's a very different and refreshing way to play the game, that requires a lot more planning if you don't want to fuck yourself over. The way you value items is so much different, plus so are the skilling metas.
>>531050249take a break and do something easier to get your self-confidence back
>>531050358i did.... i got all of the moon drops even got way higher defense level. but its still as hard as ever
hunleff is difficult bro
it takes a lot of effort to get good at it since you can't just jump in to multiple back to back attempts
make sure you're doing tier 2 prep to learn.
>>531050342i like that but the thing that keeps me from trying it is that its way too easy to lose all your shit
yeah its so difficult to change a prayer when he signals it 3 times
>>531050494Get the "Dude where's my stuff?" plugin. But yes you do need to be vigilant when doing stuff while deathbanked.
chat is it efficient to get 99 fishing at barb on my fe iron btw
>>531050249>>531050428youve been posting this for like 3 weeks now, whats your problem? i learned it at t1 with like 70 def and not much pvm experience and can clear it 98% of the time. he does a growl before he does the last attack of his current style and then he howls you have like 5 seconds to switch prayers
>>531050708it just isnt possible theres too much stuff you have to do all at once. im sorry but it really hurts my ego that i cant do this boss man it hurts real bad
ok it's starting to seem like you guys don't even know how to do hunleff is you retards somehow think the prayers are going to be his problem.
>>531050816i was trying to be nice but suck it up you pussy you're pathetic.
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>>531051045I don't know how you have the discipline for this. Maybe this is why I'm poor.
shits gonna feel like masturbation when u open dem
they have the same value whether you open them straight away or whetehr you open them as a stack it doesnt stop you from being poor to stack them
awakened tardorvis is too hard
fecal poster found dead outside club in miami
>>531050816if this isnt bait you might actually have some sort of brain damage or neurodegenerative disease you should see a doctor
>>531051584Poor people have poor impulsive control and are unable to accumulate things, which ultimately prevents long-term wealth building. I would have torn into those caskets - pounced on them like a sailor on his wife after half a year at sea - before they were a quarter as many.
you have created a system of reasoning based not on logic but on cope
>>531051881Shut up and open the caskets, I wanna see what's inside them.
im not opening the caskets until ive got 200 elites in my stack
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i enjoyed clogging trouble brewing because playing the game was actually fun and you could often wrangle 1 or 2 other people into helping you for an easy 15-20 point game, speeding things up
at castle wars, i just have to sit here and watch simpsons episodes while the timer runs out
hehe my fat belly is jiggling about when i jump up and down in my chair
proof only if ur a girl tho
ely or odium ward for leviathan?
>>531052854your retarded for playing cws at all. i just afk a game when i go to sleep with an alt and get 3 tickets for free every day
>>531053032i'm not playing it though, i'm afking it with an alt
mm2 is worse than the first one what the flip
>>531053795Did you get filtered by kruk, the platform, running away while nieve kills the gorillas for you, or Glough?
How can I get the Apothecary give me an acne potion? Need it for a questtt...
what platform kruk is way too hard
i was sleepy and bored and forgot to pray when i fell it easily wasted an hour of time since i couldnt find my gravestone and so i basically had to run through 3 times i killed kruk first try though because flinching is gay
>>531053958The stealth airship platform that's 10x worse than the dungeon to get to kruk
u can walk thru the monkeys
i was filtered by kruk i got demolished my first try and forgot to unlock the shortcut beforehand so i had to do the whole stupid maze thing again what a disaster
is reddit a codeword for the you know whos? im not racist but you know what i mean.
is she talking about australians
we really need to stop blaming australians for things and making fun of them, let's all pick a new country to make fun of instead and leave australians alone forever
what about new zealand
oi look at me im from nieu zulund i love fesh and cheps and rooting sheep *hits bong*
erm only australians hate kiwis so no
i was a little bicurious but im straight now
wow thats crazy but no one was talking about you alex
Guys I need drugs to finish my grinds send some.
>>531057032modafinil is good and easy to get
nice to meet you brad will you be staying for dinner?
if bryo gives 1/8 keys on task then thats the best way to get keys now right
>>531057059Do you get high like high high? I don't want to feel anything while I grind.
>>531057220get a wildy moss giant task and cannon the normals while you kill bryo
>>531057334oh thats smart yes ill do that
rs3 looks so goddam shit holy, how many people evevn play that garbage?
im so so dry omg im so dry reddit save meee oh my gooood im sooo fucking dry
is the wilderness going to be unusable while this bronzeman thing is going
why are people obessing over the stupid moss gaint boss now?
>>531057627its easier to get an item that you need for clues and is clog
um im not obsessing i have ocd i know when im obsessing
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a bird's egg!
i miss eggers god he was hot
the medical term for that is syphilis
>>531057812Female-coded post.
we need a fent lean emote and also fortnite emotes
he could suck me if you know what i mean or i could suck him whichever
pvming is fucking hard holy shit
what do you mean im not sure
im tired of freaking normies thinking bpd means bipolar disorder its borderline personality disorder you fucking retard i bet you believe some bullshit popscience about how dopamine is the reward chemical or some shit fuck you cunt
counter argument: all psychology is fake and gay so you have no ground to stand on over simple misunderstandings of things that dont exist
>>531058101sis has the secret knowledge from wikipedia
no one even said bipolar youre the only one saying bipolar but also shes right psychiatry is a scam but when i said i have bpd i meant that i experience the symptoms commonly associated with the label โborderline personality disorderโ often applied in clinical settings to oppress and disenfranchise vulnerable women as capitals anon pointed out its a female coded disorder youll notice if you refer to the dsm that adhd has quite similar symptoms and traditionally was a male coded disorder with much less stigma attached its interesting
lol @ at the person who thinks any person who browses this general is a "normie"
i mean 4chan is normie central its basically reddit 2.0 its not 2004
the only people i know claiming adhd these days are my white girlies looking for stims
>>531058418is this an osrs boss
i didnt mean any of you i was just venting about people in general gosh
sorry for taking it personally i have bpd
think you girls would do well to remember the adages the map is not the territory and all models are wrong but some models are useful
did this girl just say bpd is natural female behavior
am i the only one here who plays this game completely sober? i don't like drugs.
i think females exhibit cluster b traits moreso than males, and i think if these traits are magnified to a dysfunctional level, we call it one of the cluster b personality disorders. (males and autism spectrum disorder is kinda a similar story)
ya'll need to play the game more
i mostly play with coffee in me if im not sober i cant get anything done im too scatterbrained
im a male and i have autism wow how did you know
stupid idiot i said that bpd and adhd have identical symptoms but that the more stigmatised diagnosis is more commonly applied to women by psychiatrists
>>531058771Fucking Morty you should try living for once, like uh like go mad with the drugs none of this matters just have fun Morty you piece of shit.
no one cares about your fake mental illness
oh i do drink coffee tbf i meant harder drugs or alcohol
>>531058771Alcohol makes my tummy hurt and weed gives me panic attacks, so I'm straight-edge. I won't dare try anything less conventional than those drugs, since I'm pretty sure I'd be one of those people who jumps out of a window after having a bad LSD trip.
neither of them are stigmatized theyre both mental illnesses for pmc with too much time on their hands
>>531059092i love alcohol but drinking alone is super depressing stuff
weed also gives me panic attacks and bad paranoia so i stopped
and yeah i won't try anything harder either
personally i have ocd and its done immeasurable damage to my life and im glad its not a popular internet self diagnosis anymore