Thread 531001049

11.2 Ghosts of K'aresh is announced
https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24215104

>Now Live: Stop Greedy Goblins for Diabolical Goodies
https://www.wowhead.com/blue-tracker/topic/us/now-live-stop-greedy-goblins-for-diabolical-goodies-2123284

>Collectors Bounty Guide - Increased Drops for Mounts, Weapons, Transmog
https://www.wowhead.com/guide/world-events/collectors-bounty-guide-mounts-rewards

>Midnight reveal at Gamescon
https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24215994/join-world-of-warcraft-at-gamescom-2025

>MEETUPS
Gamescom August 20th-24th 2025
Moon Guard, NA
Gurubashi Arena seats
Time TBA

>EU guild

>NA guild


Previously on /wowg/: >>530948227

>>531001049 (OP)
PoV: You're Green.

THEY HAVE WRONGED US

>>531001150
nah thats more like
https://nymp4.rule34.xxx//images/2746/70672238b40cb415c78e6d8706caeeac.mp4?3059201

Holy hell I thought the little glidey thing was all that Dracthyr could do
I can fly!

>>531001515
He can fly?

>>531001515
you are incredibly retarded

>another season of disc
all healers are trannies but man disctrannies seem to be the strongest of them all, they NEVER get real nerfs.

LOVE TROLL WOMEN!!!

SEX WITH TROLL WOMEN!!!

WORSHIP TROLL WOMEN!!!

>>531001049 (OP)
love wowg anons so much!!!

is there something wrong with 4chins because some images don't load

>>531001764
troll women but latina looking, and fat...

>>531001515
Being able to fly myself is half the reason I play Dracthyr.

>>531002061
what's the other half of your reason?

>>531001764
She looks like she's ready to star in TROLLBANED.com!

>>531002061
It is pretty cool, very novel for me coming from not playing Retail since like BfA

>>531002185
Being a dragon is cool: 25%
Femnelves, Femhumies, Fempera and Femworgen: the other 25%
>>531002253
Welcome back

I've never met a male draenei fucker, and if I did I'd let her cuck me

It feels weird playing an Alliance character as I've always been a Horde guy, but Paladin Blood Elf looks so goofy considering the class is so human coated.

>>531001049 (OP)
.

God, Nathria is such a shit raid.

>2 minutes of RP as soon as you zone in
>multiple rooms where you have to clear all the trash to unlock the boss door
>Basically RP before every boss
Sheer agony.

I love my evoker tier set's appearance, I can't wait to see how it looks in the middle of combat

>>531002418
>>530998358
Ear rubs go hard. :3
I like red Dragones.

>>531002852
the vulpera revolution will spread inshallah you dracjeet sunn dog will be put down

>>531002673
filtered

Heading over to Zuldazar to give every fem troll i find a good dicking (including the blood trolls)

>>531002673
Remornia cut this bitch ass nigga down

>>531002874
>>531002418
You two need to go outside, touch grass, and get laid. There is too much loser-virgin energy radiating from these posts its insane

>>531002874
And I like beautiful Sin'dorei.

>>531003565
Troon hands typed this, u mad as fuck u get no pu$$y
maye signing off.

>>531003679
Not the other anon but no halfway normal person in this thread believes that you've ever had sex in your ERP, porn commissioning, age-play Gooner life.

Will leveling as Preservation be more of a headache than it's worth?
Or is dual spec or whatever it is nowadays so easy to switch on the fly that this is a retarded question?

All of this could be avoided if the races didn't mix.

He was right, you know.

>>531004567
race mixing with draenei

>>531004493
pick dps spec
copy talent build from whatever site you like
queue timewalking dungeon
spam single button rotation until max

>>531004879
But... I want to heal!

>dog in
>win

chris metzen

>>531004567
My cum belongs to troll women

>>531001257
GRIIIMMMNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRR

>>531005707
Heh... an old ranger trick...

The fuck was Arthas doing with him up there?
That's freaky as fuck.

>key group spends the entire season never around for keys unless it's sunday/monday night at 10pm
>find a game i enjoy and play it a bunch once the seasons basically dead
>get unending attitude about how i'm never online now

>>531004359
Ive had these for a while why cant i use them

Femthyr posting

>>531004879
this is a horrible idea because it doesn't teach him how to heal. If he wants to actually learn to play the spec >>531004493 wants, he should just be doing dungeons. Just like with tanks as a healer you need experience. DPS it doesn't matter because the floor to play DPS 'good enough' is very low relative to healers/tanks.

>Land in Orgrimmar for the first time, excited to meet my new allies in arms
>An orc chides me for not wearing pants
It's over.

>>531006891
Yeah that is my thinking, even if a dedicated healer isn't really needed which is what my impression is, it is good to learn, especially as Evokers seem to be a little non traditional? Or at least weird

>>531005537
This vulpera looks meaty, going to need some sauce.

>>531007310
cute fox

>>531007551
fuuuuck i need sex

>>531007551
Actually rad

>>531007272
https://litter.catbox.moe/ro01c70qsyla2si6.png

https://litter.catbox.moe/i66r7gxajde9hy5h.png

>>531006008
torturing him, you see more of it during one of the Yogg Saron visions

>>531001515
THEY FLY NOW!?

Don't look so smug. I know what you're thinking, but Dawn of the Infinites was merely a setback.

>>531008628
How she stares at you when she walks in on you gooning to her feet clips

>>531008628
Her sex appeal is out of this world

/wowg/ bros…give it to me straight.
How bad did I fuck up not getting Paladin mage towers?

>>531009430
They look like dogshit, don't worry.

My first dungeon went well but the tank died because I was too busy reading things.
I think I need to have a look online and figure out the way to play but for now blossoms and beams are doing me well.
Still not sure on the model but I will think about it, side of the face is a little bare looking

Thanks for the earlier advice

I feel like at this point after a couple years of being an altoholic, I've recognized which classes I like and which I don't care for.

Cool:
>Warlock
>Rogue
>Hunter
>Shaman
>Death Knight
>Paladin

Mid:
>Demon Hunter
>Warrior
>Evoker

No Interest:
>Mage
>Druid
>Monk

DH feels like the biggest wasted potential class ever, too.

Ion here. Sick of you faggots ragging on my staff about the writing. I'd like to hear your shitty expansion ideas for once that aren't just pandaria 2.0. Fuck you guys

I am a Tauren and I want other MALE TAUREN. WHY CAN'T I FIND THEM?

>>531006008
when your dick is ice cold you need something warm to get an erection going

bolvar was literally made for him

>>531009594
Anduin and Sylvanas rape each other for an entire expansion and make the entire playerbase extremely uncomfortable by having over a dozen different unskippable, graphic cutscenes.

>>531008521
I hate how they turned him into a massive jobber in Shadowlands. Every time him and stupid fucking Sylvanas are on screen together he gets his ass handed to him.

It's just sad.

Oh also is it intended that Dracthyr don't have voice emotes in their true form? Seems dumb

>>531009430
Well, it's one of the only two decent looks for Ashbringer. The empowering questline skin is the best though, you could just get that.
Ashbringer is the ugliest fantasy sword every created though, so you'd be better off picking another weapon entirely.

>>531009832
Holy based...

>>531009832
Who's doing the bulk of the raping?
I'm disgusted but intrigued.

>>531009946
>>531009460
Ty bros.

I have Taeschalaach or however it’s spelt so I use that. Honestly I wish Paladin wasn’t so fun because the fantasy does not appeal. Maybe I could make an evil one somehow

Crendor
>Still plays wow for fun, happily married, achieved enlightenment and won at life
Jessie Cox
>Fat fuck loser at 44 who's still been unable to find a girlfriend despite all his friends getting married, career consists of shilling square slop these days
Tells you all you need to know desu

>>531009889
They do it's just buggy

>>531010121
they take turns by trauma dumping on each other during the rapes

Anduin screams about not having a dad anymore while going balls deep one time and then she's seething about Arthas the next during a reverse piledriver

>>531009594
>Bronze and Infinite flights loosen up, and the expansion is based on alternate histories
>Safeguards are in place to prevent these alternate histories from spilling into our timeline
>The goal is to learn from various bad end timelines so we can properly face the threats head on and win in our timeline
>A small hiccup occurs, and the Bronze flight make a mistake that causes a major rift in the timelines
>Aman'thul catches wind of this and bans the Bronze flight from using time magic. Conveniently, the Infinite flight was not affected.
>Unfortunately, this causes safeguards to fail, and multiple bad end futures spill into our timeline
>Dreadlord Jaina, Horde Warchief Varian Wrynn, Lightforged Garrosh, Sylvanas the Lich Queen, and more, all attempting to enter our world
>The only way to save the timelines is to allow Murozond to be born for real this time, no resets.
>Join the Infinite flight as they take you on a journey through lost hope, despair, and realities you wish you had never seen.
>World of Warcraft: The Final Hour

>>531009889
it's your fault for having bad taste and playing a female evoker

noice

need saberon bf to breed me senseless and scrape his barbed cock inside my ass

>>531010660
That's fantastic anon.

It's disgusting but I like it a lot. I can totally see pic related getting all up in that undead pussy, gross as it is.

What race should I play my elemental shaman?
Torn between Vulpera and goblin

>>531009594

>An expansion based on Chernobyl but with magic instead of radiation (maybe also goblin radiation)
>The Alliance and Horde open a portal to another planet and both try to stake claims on it and colonize. Subtle easter eggs suggesting but never fully confirming it might be in the StarCraft universe. Main villain is a Zerg Overmind.

>>531010914
And like, a chubby one too? with moobs and all? :3

>>531011328
I take everything I can get

>>531001049 (OP)
Fem humies

>run into old friend that dropped me years ago in game
>used to do a bunch of casual PvP, some PvE, talk game shit, just hang out
>they don't remember me at all
Thought about using a shotgun to make myself a ceiling pizza before, but never so much as now. At least in death I wouldn't have to feel.

>>531011764
Made for worgen

>>531011867
wowg anon...

>>531011867
I relate and yet feel so little towards others
Most old friends I had disappeared and for the most part don't remember me
It's just part of the game man, wanting to blow your brains out won't help, in the end you get to pick how you feel

>>531011867
After growing up a bit I realized my mom was right and friends don't care about you at all 99% of the time.

One button is the greatest addition they’ve made to WoW since I’ve started in MoP
>good enough for 2.1k in blitz
>easily good enough for heroic, maybe even to mythic
>good for 3-4k

Why aren’t you guys using this, it’s insane

>>531012257
>pvp
>mythic
>4k
holy 0/10 bait post

>>531012257
i like playing the game

>>531011867
if you wanna drop your bnet I'll be your fren

>>531012348
sunnie... easy on the carrots

>>531011764
Tina..... come back...

>>531012348
>>531012421
Im thin ok

>>531012221
Hm, only had 2 irl friends since highschool and they're still my buds now 10 years later. Maybe it's a too many friends issue

>>531012623
wait go back

>>531001515
Swap your flight style to classic flying (once you reach the level required to do so) and hover just above the ground. It looks awesome. This is how I roleplay most of the time, allowing my character to be -- quite literally -- above others.

>>531012623
breed

531012795
no one asked r*lepl*yer

>>531011557
Playable saberon male when nya nya~

Is Paladin lore just Christianity? I’m shocked so many people like the fantasy so much

>>531012985
Kneel, content peasant. Kneel before your roleplaying GOD.

>>531012348
I love fat elves so much
Post more fat elf women

>>531013128
how so?
Elaborate on your statement.

))531013165
you roleplay on an IPs with the worst, lamest possible incoherent lore i wouldnt be flaunting if i were you mate

>>531013638
The entire class is based on Catholic imagery anon

>>531013128
Holy crusader with magic power in a world of fantasy monster
I can see the appeal

>>531013834
as opposed to rping what, genshin? neopets? fuck off

>>531013128
Really, really depends on the race. See WoW has an understandable issue where they can't make a bunch of different effects to differentiate the classes depending on race choice, but in general -

>humans/dwarves/belves
Connection with Light via faith in their Oaths and the will to protect the innocent and slay the unholy. The 'Light' is basically the stand in for the Holy Trinity/God in their church system.

>draenei
They have a direct connection with the Naaru, they receive their Light power right from the 'source', as Naaru are basically angel equivalents in the WoW universe.

>tauren
They worship A'nshe the Sun god (who is related to Elune IIRC). Tauren have the weakest link to use the Light lore wise, as they live in a very shamanistic/druidic society. Basically their Paladins are Sun Druids.

>Zandalari
Used to get their power from Rezan, the Loa of Kings and blessed by the Light. He died in BFA, so now Zandalari paladins get their light from a few sources depending on the individual Zandalari. Either
>learning the more traditional Light usage from Belves in the Horde
>Carrying on the legacy of Rezan even after his death
>Belief in the divine right of kings/queens
>some combination of above
If you have played FFXIV, then you know how the Paladins in that game as basically holy protectors of the king/queen in ul'dah? That's basically Zandalari Paladins in this game.

Lore wise I don't think Tauren or Zandalari take any kind of traditional Paladin Oaths, so there's a lot of different options there.

>>531013837
yes, a lot of hammers. Not a lot of suffering or bearing a cross.
but sure, paladins are a stand-ing for christ.

>>531014120
i didnt know neopets rp was a thing but its right up your alley its got feral cats why u hatin Jajajajajaja

>>531013834
ESL ahh post

>>531014150
You know what's weird? In beta and ptrs they had zandalari paladins getting juiced from other loas but they removed all those npcs for some reason.

best month event ever

>>531012221
We used to talk shit for hours into the night, man, she even taught me how to play DK and make macros back then. I figured I'd have at least left some kind of impression, something, anything.
But there's nothing. I'm nothing. So I guess you're right.
Feels like being forgotten before you've even died.
World of Warcraft.

>>531011867
wow you sound like a whiny faggot no wonder they """dropped""" you lol

>>531014527
Women don't care about you. Never have, never will. They are sociopaths. That's why you always ask if female roleplayers are girls in real life or not. If they are, you keep them at arm's length.

>>531014232
Are you fucking retarded anon lol

Their architecture, ability names, entire swag lol
Not just hammers

>>531014150
Thank you anon, that is so sick.
Can you explain eredar and lighthearted Draenei paladins?

That was a really interesting read ty

>>531012795
That sounds pretty cool I'll try that out, thank you fellow roleplayer Anon
I don't think my dracythr is quite as high and mighty, however!

So what’s the deal with Aug? You can one button and it only loses 6%?
Can anyone just become a mythic raider overnight with this lol?

>>531015050
Lightforged are draenei, they use the same source.

>>531014850
NTA but quick rundown
>Lightforged- Draenei Paladins that pass a rigorous mental and physical test to "ascend to the next level" in the Army of the Light becoming infused with a part of Light itself, super devout and militant
>"Eredar" is actually Man'ari Eredar who swore themselves to Sargeras/The Burning Legion, Eredar is just the species of all Draenei. The ones that are playable are canonically a group called "The Pentient" that wanted to come to Azeroth (after Dragonflight timeline wise) and repent for their crimes and evils, and are able to still wield the light for good

>>531015353
>and are able to still wield the light for good
Tyrant velhari was a legion paladin so eredars must be like the scarlet crusade.

>>531015631
Playable Man'ari are all canonically the ones who want to be good. You can RP a rogue Velhari-style Man'ari but yeah

>>531008224
Oh yeah, that's some good shit.

>>531015675
Oh I'm not saying you're wrong but the legion had paladins because the light bless the devote not the righteous like the scarlet niggas.

>>531015841
yup you right

>>531015675
I really think Men'ari should have been Horde. It would've make more sense. I just don't think the Alliance would tolerate them.

>>531015950
they are probably one of the many reasons the Red Dawn was formed. there are a lot of ingame reasons that some Humans would betray the Alliance post BFA

>>531015841
Velhari and none of the dark vindicators had any light spells, they all used shadow and fel.

>people on ribbit reaching 3k with single button assistant
3k's value really did go down the toilet
>inb4 it's late season!
it wasn't as bad previous seasons

>complain BFA didn't have an option to grind reputation
>skip Shadowlands
>TWW has Darkfuse that you can grind out to exalted

Blizzard is healing this game. Give loser neets like me the ability to grind out an important faction if I want to.

>>531016247
it's better for everyone if shitters can contribute to their group

>>531016104
The red dawn are a bunch of retarded traitors following a dumb bitch with no real experience or power.

>>531016236
i still like to use the tram sometimes even if flying is faster

>>531016379
>retarded
>Alliance settled with the Horde and allowed them to stay on their land

So what the fuck is the light my niggas, a force that blesses those who are hyper fixated on a goal where they view themselves as righteous?

>>531012623
Nice photoshop I can see the pixels

>>531016543
The Light canonically is obsessed with one single timeline, for unknown reasons. It blesses anyone who is devout to their own purpose- it values devotion and faith more than what the person is doing with it

>>531016543
>hyper fixated on a goal where they view themselves as righteous?

Yep pretty much. But its different than just being fixated, you have to believe what you are doing is entirely, undoubtedly correct, and morally just.

>>531016475
Stromgarde will do what Stormwind, they lead the alliance and they paid for the whole rebuild operation plus they defendes their outpost during the last war and yes the defias and the crusade are retarded not the mention the syndicates are the original race traitors.

Devoker is so powerful

>>531016247
>3k DPS player
giga cringe
>3k tank/healer player
giga based

simple as

>>531012348
I look like this irl but im a body type 1

>>531016730
most humans don't give a fuck
scarlets are retarded, but the defias in canon didn't like how van cleef abandoned them and how the new guy (I forget his name) is a dumb asshole. they really want to stick to old defias ideals which are semi legitimate

scarlets are just the lunkhead muscle with magic powers

>>531016247
that doesnt even make sense, the gear diff is huge
I was running keys 17 at 670 with my DH and that was the best of the best I had before the boost
now my war is running keys 12 with 670, I timed dfc 13 with one dps offline, last 2 bosses with 4 man group, still 3 min under

>>531016675
Wait so what if I am devout in destroying the light?
Also what the fuck, so there are different timelines and universes and the light only cares about the one we are in?

eredar got you acting up

>>531017018
flatter

>>531017018
he giveth

i saveth

>>531016853
They should start giving a fuck before both factions cuck them to oblivion.

>>531017001
the void sees all timelines and spreads knowledge on them, which is why it makes people go crazy

the light wants one timeline and moves everything towards it

the titans also seemingly want one timeline which has made people theorize they are working with the light for some reason- ie why their keepers and watchers have glowing yellow powers

I must confess...
The Eredar women, make my Human male Paladin (Holy) blush.

>>531016982
anyone with 670 ilvl before the boost was playing with that same character since the first week of season 2 and consistently getting good vaults every week
people above 670 and close to 676-678 were literally rwf players that got bis loot from mythic nonstop

now you can just create one alt and farm crest nonstop for 1 week and u will be at 676 with no problems

>>531017018
I'm so glad that WoW has no children main characters in the roster. And before you @ me, LiLi does not count.

>>531017018
>regular eyes
GET THIS SLOP OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!! TIEFLING FUCKING SHITS

>>531016691
>>531017125
How do you guys learn this
Nobbel videos?

>>531017318
playing the game for a bit then reading up on stuff through wiki and lore nerd discussion. im too old for youtubers. ive heard nobbel vids are good tho

the lore is very cool and interesting despite how retarded the plot can get. even the worst expansion lore (Shadowlands) has some secret stuff that points to it being salvaged, it just takes a few things to be written in

>>531017585
BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPfrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

Out of time the higher that you climb the deeper you will fall
And lose sight of it all
Out of time, on the line
Living in vic tory

Where do I get all the titty mods?

>>531017585
kek

Classic.

Home.

anyone into weight gain? must be fem

Surely, you follow the tenets of the Church of the Holy Light. Right, anon?

>>531017585
That should be me eating her farts and shit

>>531017951
Is this a real UI addon or just a mockup?
or is it a combination of like 25 different addons that will take hours to setup?

>>531018006
i went to the cathedral of light and nobody knew you

>>531017953
only if the weight is solely gained through semen

>>531018106
real my nigga

>>531018228
bnet?

>>531018270
Yeah I was doing some googling and found it after asking
https://wago.io/Ikj8qFVG1
still looks like a bitch to setup though

>>531017585
giwtwm

>>531018328
I'm shy now

Is there a class to use as Worgen that will use their fists for attacking?

>>531018146
Everyone at the Cathedral of the Holy Light knows me.

>>531018592
Mortiv#11839 even if you just want to chill. also to anyone else who wants to chill and/or troll

>>531018665
>reeks of peacebloom

>>531018006
Which ones are those again?

Looking at my old 2021 screenshots, just got PTSD reminded at this panda. NEVER INTERACT WITH KOREANS ONLINE, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

Is it hard to get into RP properly? I want to find someone to RP together in Midnight where we do M+ and raiding adventures before winding down in for the night our house together while they fuck the wind out of me

/script PlaySound(16254)

>>531018973
The most important tenet is: "Dog in until you dog out."
The rest will come naturally to you.

Looking at my old 2021 screenshots, just got PTSD reminded at this panda. NEVER INTERACT WITH KOREANS ONLINE, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

>>531019004
If you call it "RP" instead of "roleplay", then yes it will be hard for you to fit in. Don't mix gameplay and roleplay, unless you're fucking around in PvP. If you want to get pounded, post an ingame name and be EU.

>>531019108
pandas- not even once

okay this might be a dumb question, but frankly with all of outlaws procs and shit i legitimiately dont know. im just learning outlaw

is blade flurry a dps gain to push even on single target? the base damage seems really high, like almost 3x sinister strikes base damage, and its energy cost is very low

or should i just ignore it in single target so i can keep getting fan the hammer procs?

>>531018992
They're all diminished so of course they're fucked in the head.

Looking at my old 2021 screenshots, just got happy reminded at this panda. ALWAYS INTERACT WITH PANDAS ONLINE, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

>>531019259
You never use bf on st unless the boss spawn adds for you to cleave and if you have the combo generator talent you use it on cd around adds.

>>531019429
pandas- every time!

I miss her bros

>>531019004
I dunno but I hope to find many stalwart friends in Wyrmrest Accord, it seems busier than I thought it would be honestly

>>531019606
I'd pay so much gold to watch her get bred

>>531018006
Fuck yeah I do, the Light is awesome

>>531020105
stupid cow

>>531019606
needs a fatter belly

>>531019606
mommy :)

time to watch sopranos clips while i wait for my rp partner to write

What professions should a newbab take? Two gathering for gold? Seems like I should just be dungeoneering until max level anyway though

>>531018006
The last time I entered a church I burst into flame and they kicked me out.

>>531017585
>>531017685
>>531017908
>>531018069
>>531018473
BRAPPPP

>>531020740
UH OH
STINKY

Why did I make my warrior a dracthyr ;_;

>>531020905
Why the 2nd guesses, Maye.

>>531018006
They said no guns, so I said no church.

>>531011116
thats not how goblin ears work they arent cats or dogs

>>531021002
I'm not maye I'm dragonslit.

>>531021043
Silence nword

femtroll tummy’s are VERY lickable!

man i dont like seasons in world of warcraft

>>531020461
Professions are pretty shit for making gold outside of patch drops, gathering is even worse as an xpac goes on because bots flood the market and undercut everything. Make alchemy one of your professions because you can double your flask consumable time to save you gold long term.

>>531021143
...who?

healing is so fucking boring and all the specs are gay and lame no wonder nobody plays this fucking slop role.

Is this just a completely furry thread again?

>>531020905
Enjoy never having transmog options and a gay as fuck prancing run animation.

>>531021520
I find disc and preservation fun in maze + and pvp desu
I think healing in raid is fucking awful though, DPS is way more fun

maye who? Mayerub my balls across your FACE HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>531021142
How can you NOT be a footfag after seeing this?

>>531021391
Alright I will do that.
I've hit a snag because until Blizz sort out a ticket I am locked into a free account, already hit 20 today and they've yet to reply.
Guess I can just do whatever, maybe make some alts and see the other classes

>>531021650
just visage bro LMAO

>>531021465
I'm no one ;_;

>>531021632
>furry thread again
Are you new?

>>531022082
do you like male pandas...

Already got invincible but I'm back here to redeem tokens.

>>531021798
I only like reptile feet. The bird feet thread on /an/ is very nice.

>>531022274
Can your dreamworks addled brain read the rest of the short sentence?

>>531022314
Male pandas are nice... and squishy.......

>>531022559
what else do you think...

>>531022691
I'm not really in to male pandas. I want all of my mounts to lick me. That's what I'm in to. And I've been wanking every day during a period of low energy and I'm fapped out. I'm so dehydrated that my prostate burns after wanking despite no possibility of STDs because I'm a 30 year old virgin. I need to drink water and it must come from the mouths of my mounts.

realized mid boss that I forgot to swap diff from heroic to mythic but dropped one mount anyway, didnt even know they could drop on heroic

>>531023104
The green one is a shared drop
The red one is mythic only

>>531023104
That can drop from even lfr.

>>531023104
heheh

No, I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Trying to holla at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Trying to holla at me

All scoopd up

>>531023438
>using a goblin tabard
This gnome is a whore

>metrosexual worgen or black gnome
The choice is clear.

>>531018691
COWARDS

Should I bother with continuing to farm the legion mounts when legion remix is supposedly coming out soon?

>>531023798
coward this, nigger

>>531023981
You can still save some bronze farming that way, both from transmog sets and mounts. But if you have limited time i would focus on bfa and sl mounts. Also Invincible of course

>>531023438
Built for BWC

>>531024232
I can't do half of bfa and sneedolands shit.

>>531011764
slut

>>531021694
Can you fuck off.

>>531013165
based
>>531014045
who dat

Reminder: human men BELONG to troll women!

I'm reinstalling. I too, wish to become retarded. Is one button autobattler mode actually as good as a well made custom setup with a programmable mouse or did they sabotage it to punish people who don't want carpel tunnel even though they can just use any basic bitch logitech mouse to completely sidestep it anyways?

Bro how the fuck am I supposed to take World of Warcraft Midnight seriously. The moon shows up during the day.

>>531024947
it's actually really good and parses well

>>531024947
One button rotation is better than half of the playerbase.

>>531024947
Stick to TFT if doing a WoW rotation gives you carpel tunnel

God i cant wait for these furry freaks to go to bed and actually read some interesting wow discussion during EU hours (I'm NA btw).

>>531025013
Please tell me you're american so I can atleast laugh mockingly at this retarded statement

>>531025061
Can you customize it at all with conditions? Or like, add manual input modifiers?

>>531025256
My sleep schedule is fucked up and I'm awake during the night.
uwu

>>531023689
Truly disgusting. Some people just have no standards for their race.

>>531025282
yes, go on, fall for it retard
>>531025256
fuck the furry freaks (consensually)

Guys do you think this will sell?

>>531025161
Tell me more about how repeating sequential keypresses for thirty minutes is a noble, cherished process of the ubermensch and the fundamental basis of enjoyment and skill.

Not bad for my first try

>>531025410
Oh it's bait nevermind then

>>531025701
>loaded dice
Kino

>>531025601
Sounds like you need to try a different game like I said

Undead paladins NOW

>>531025817
How about you try a different game and go be a faggot somewhere else.

>>531025909
Never, seethe more forsakennigger

>>531025953
>post a faggot question
>be surprised when someone replies
Stick to TFT

>>531024947
It's not good at all

>>531025256
>Seething about furgods
You're a pajeet

>>531025909
this would make human male blonde paladins (wearing T2 judgement and Ashbringer) very angry.

>>531025357
Stuff every hole of this troll bitch with goat cock

>>531026051
I'm one of your discord groomer pals I don't know what that is.

>>531026421
>I'm one of your discord groomer pals
lmao
did u forgot to include the NOT or what

>thought people were exaggerating over streamers/youtubers
>people are following streamers in masse to Runescape, an even more pozzed tranny game that WoW
Holy shit these people literally can't think for themselves

>>531026698
bro among us was a dead game for years till sodapoppin played on stream
literally
why do u think most companies are paying ad to streamers instead of fixing the game problems?
why do you think blizzard ignored OnlyFangs buying gold during the last season of classic
why do you think blizzard ignore RWF players and MDI players doing RMT despite everyone knowing they do that?

>>531026698
It all has to do with viewer count in the end, that's why they all go back to WoW eventually. When the new stream game meta wears off and viewership starts dropping, they head back to WoW seeing as they already have an established viewer base with the game. That's not to say the other games are bad, but that's just how the streaming ecosystem works.

>>531026943
>why do you think blizzard ignored OnlyFangs buying gold during the last season of classic
Because they ignore everyone that buys gold in Classic, you have to be 75iq to get banned for RMT

>>531026698
OSRS and WoW are the two biggest MMOs on the market right now. These mmo streamers would be dumb to not at least try out OSRS at least until 11.2 comes out or even Midnight.

>>531026698
It's time you accept millennials, especially millennials who want to recapture their youth. Have always been the biggest sheep on the planet.
I'd rather shake hands with a Zoomer.

>>531027372
Wrong, bc they were constantly bringing 300k viewers for one game that barely hits 50k during the season
Blizzard GMs literally talked with soda and told him to better hide the RMT

>>531027591
Did you play Classic? It's retard proof to RMT and not get banned, the majority of my guild did it for server first stuff

how do i court tauren males as a femdrac?

havent played this game in a good while, i heard theyre updating silvermoon, are there any plans to revamp orgrimmar? i always hated what they did to it

>>531027591
>soda, a WoW player that has been playing WoW on/off for 20+ years, lost in a 1v1 duel against a roided up manlet that played the game for 2 months and ended up dying in Molten fucking Core

>>531027548
>These mmo streamers would be dumb to not at least try out OSRS
I highly suspect they have a deal going. Jagex just got a new CEO and he's making moves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWbIXekZocI

>>531027759
Sorry, they're all gay
Except me
But I'm EU

>>531027372
The second the system notices u are buying gold, u get banned, same for retail
Big streamers completely ignore this problem, that's why OF received 0 punishments despite multiple threads on reddit and wow forum crying about them buying gold

>>531027768
>are there any plans to revamp orgrimmar
The only opportunity I can think of would be after The Last Titan. I think its possible we'll get another world revamp like Cata.

>>531027913
>The second the system notices u are buying gold, u get banned
Ok so you have no idea how easy it is to avoid getting banned for buying gold in Classic. Venezuelan mule accounts were very very popular until they started cracking down on those, now you just use regular burner mules

>>531027705
>It's retard proof to RMT and not get banned
are u illiterate or what? the whole point of the discussion is that blizzard knows these people are buying gold
Any normal player or small streamer doing RMT will get banned the second they are discovered, while big names are protected

>>531028045
>anyone will get banned if discovered
>huh u didnt play classic bro, its easy af to avoid getting banned
>Im talking about people being exposed for buying gold
>uhh listen bruh the venezuelan mule accounts

I CANT

>>531026141
Based on what we learned from your friend maye, you are projecting as the brownest person in our hemisphere. You will never be white

>>531028297
>>anyone will get banned if discovered
And the point is that there's barely any detection to get discovered, if you actually manage to get banned for buying gold on your main you have brain damage

Post boobs

Reminder:

Non-Furry Races in World of Warcraft
>Humans
>Dwarves
>Gnomes
>Night Elves
>High Elves
>Blood Elves
>Nightborne
>Void Elves
>Orcs
>Trolls
>Goblins
>Hobgoblins
>Ogres
>Undead
>Draenei
>Mogu
>Earthen
>Vrykul
>Drust
>Djaradin
>Ettins
>Giants
>Titans
>Gronn
>Ogron
>Kyrian
>Venthyr
>Pygmies

Furry Races in World of Warcraft
>Worgen
>Vulpera
>Tauren
>Gnolls
>Kobolds
>Tuskarr
>Drakonids (Including Dracthyr, Saurok, Tortollans and Sethrak)
>Furbolgs (Including Pandaren)
>Hozen
>Jinyu/Ankoan
>Arakkoa
>Quilboar

World of Warcraft is a non-furry game.

>>531028507
ok but what do you think about this
*licks your face*

>>531028507
>High Elves and Blood elves
>Two different things

Deathcharger's reins on 3rd try!

>>531028460
Ok, now go back to the first post >>531026943
and notice how the whole post is talking about KNOWN people doing RMT, and that everyone knows these people are DOING RMT
now since u are slow, no problem with that btw, notice how the discussion doesnt talk about if its hard or easy to avoid detection

If you cant understand after this, Im sorry, u are prob retarded, have a wonderful night my litle slow fren

>>531028347
Cope harder pajeet shitskin

>>531023104
Why are you wasting your time in Legion raids when you'll get everything when remix comes out?

>>531028507
Trolls are furry and so are nelves

>>531028823
You're just trying to get people to miss out on free mounts.

Ret is the best spec, sorry I don't make the rules it just is!

>Thinking about running old raids because of the event
>I only use the highlands drake
>I've used the same transmog for the last 4 years
>Don't have any alts so don't need the appearances for that either
What's the diagnosis, Doc?

>>531028923
I only use my druid's flight form but cheap mounts are fomo and I can't resist.

>>531028907
Sorry I meant to type fury

>>531028823
Was watching MSI finals and u dont have to think or pay attention to ur screen while farming old raids
And Apollo Creed once said "There is no tomorrow"

I love worlo honestly

I'm doing Island shit from BFA. Comfy.

>>531029305
Would do them if they had increased drops and drop rates

Where the fuck am I supposed to get 15 of the horns from?

>tfw blizzard will not fix epic BG premades because allies are mostly doing it
is their some weird political reason they hate horde so much?

What will be the new united horde and alliance faction that will be formed once azeroth wakes up be called?

>>531029505
Tauren Cock Worshippers

>>531029497
They wont fix it because they don't give a fuck. Less people do epic bgs than do mythic raids.

>>531001624
He can fly!

>>531029375
I'm just farming for the seagull mount

Wait a minute, mythic dungeons are a WEEKLY lockout???? I thought they were daily. I should have done them last week!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.twitch.tv/jdotb/clip/SuperWonderfulRadicchioAsianGlow-AAj96wfKCDNSh5V1

FUUCK

>>531028864
What animals are they based on?

>>531029494
Form a party

>>531030202
Trolls - Elephant
Nelves - feline

I am sick of running old raids for transmog I will never use, can someone unmaze me.

>>531028757
>Has that image saved on his pc
Literally crying yourself to sleep at night seething rent free 24/7 AHAHAA

>>531030374
To leave the maze you must become one with the maze, collect ALL transmogs

>>531030382
>Saved
Pulled it from the archive, foreign concept to your pajeet peabrain I see

Remember when everyone you didn't like was a tranny and now everyone you don't like is a pajeet

>>531028896
Go after the difficult ones. All those will be literally free soon.

>>531030195
Maze rats are the most pathetic people in this game

>>531030595
You're brown hands are sweating overtime putting all this effort into seething just cause I spoke the truth. Typical furry loser HAHAHA

Anyone else noticed that all women villains eventually join the good guys and/or are manipulated by another male villain?

>>531030753
>DON'T YELL
>GET BETTER

>>531030741
its crazy how that one video of "DO NOT REDEEM" has completed ruined the reputation of Indians world wide.

>>531030753
yeah Im sure random anon number 753 is the most based in this game
retard

>>531030881
Yeah, that has been a staple in western entertainment media for more than a decade now

>>531030926
Along with their street food videos

Why does wowhead not show where a dungeon fucking is on the map! Fuck!

>>531030873
Trying too hard mohindur

>>531030907
YOU HAVE TO MOTHERFUCKER

You shouldn't be able to get duplicate drops in legacy loot mode

The lands of shadow, hidden away from beledar's light!

Anotha one. Also fuck instance caps.

>>531026141
>n-n....NO! we arent weird social rejects we are fur GODS!!! you are... uh.... *looks down at own trembling hand* uh... you are... BROWN haha got im good

this is why furries will never get rid of their lolcow reputation

jesus christ get a grip he didnt

>>531031475
fuck the arathi

RIP Warcraft Rumble

>>531031356
No clue what that even means lil buddy did you think of that while changing your adult diapers?

>>531031618
*puts paw on your chest and starts pressing*
uh oh, feeling a little... light weight?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>531031618
holy shitskin seethe
>>531031778
>street-shitter can't even comprehend basic english
sad to see

>>531031774
God I need a Dryad in my life

I'm almost done with collecting everything from BfA raids... surely I get everything from Shadowlands raids in 2 weeks

Alright I'll say it.

Hallowvale and the Arathi are the most clearcut and recent example of Blizzard's failure to tell a story with a set focus.

It is an underground expansion. It was supposed to focus on underground races. Goblins, kobolds, Nerubians and mainly Dwarves.

What did we get? A bunch of retarted autist robots posing as Dwarves and nothing like them. And a massive fucking focus on some hamfisted Elf Humans.

And now, we're not even underground anymore. We're going back to
>SHITTERLANDS
lore nobody cares about.

Weird creepy Troll Elves? MORE kobold shit? Inrricate nerubian lore?

Nah. It's the Elf, Human and shitty space jizz and grape soda monsters show.

>>531031356
>Anon calls him a loser for putting in that much effort
>Furry immediately types a 4 word response to make it seem like he doesn't care

He's playing you like a fiddle man my god

>>531032070
>putting in effort
>search germ in archive
>find image in 2 seconds
no wonder you shitskins aren't capable of entering the 21st century

>>531031823
Yeah this response is exactly the level of critical thinking I would expect from a furry defender

Kill yourself

>>531029505
It'll be named after the black chick.

>>531032173
You lost the moment you posted an image buddy, at least the other guy threw out some amusing zingers you just keep saying brown pajeet brown

What's the go to RP addon these days?
Need to brush up on my Dracthyr lore but I'd like to be a sort of disciple of Alexstrasza, I understand they were made by Neltharion but the idea of mine longing for another aspect to follow seems fitting.

I should probably play through Dragonflight to learn more, I know next to nothing about what happens.

Why didn't I farm BFA dungeons last week AAAA

Has anyone here been to a furcon? *raises paw*

>>531032563
TRP3 + TRP3: Extended

is prot paladin too squishy

>>531032717
kys yandere

why are they so big

>>531032973
All the better to sleeve you

>>531032973
Compensating since they lack penises and cannot reproduce.

>>531032973
Will it fit?

>>531033062
I will fit in his foreskin and he can carry me around like a turtle.

EU PLEASE WAKE UP AND SAVE US PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>531033157
see >>531028757

>>531033059
there are literal baby drakonids running around valdraken thoughever

>>531033059
drakonids can
dracthyr cant

>>531032934
prot paladin is squishier than most of the tanks but brings a lot of utility

>>531033040
don't say that
>>531033059
dragon races just can't stop losing
>>531033062
no, I don't have any sheaths large enough to hold that sword.

why is this dude obsesed with dracthyr genitals? that "interview" wasn't even real wtf

>Darion has been depicted using Corrupted Ashbringer, Hungering Cold, and Shadowmourne
wtf he's literally me

>>531032345
I hate this dogshit cap. Like for what purpose?

>>531032717
No, I just like jerking off to drawings anthro females.

Your love, is my drug.

>>531033638
Muh bots

>>531032773
Thanks!

Sex with troll women!

>>531032563
Despite them premiering in Dragonflight, they still had fuck all for lore given to them besides the fact that they were created. Emberthal is the only one that had an identity crisis, the others just kind of immediately fell in line with either their old ranks of whatever Dracthyr armies there were, immediately joined and adapted to Alliance/Horde ranks, or immediately found modern jobs they liked.
There's surprisingly few that joined any of the specific Dragonflights.

In saying that, my character roster simps for Ysera, my Drac is no different, Greenies best, Preservation is heavy on the Green magic end of things. Doesn't take a whole lot to imagine them going to whichever flight.
Hell, DF even added a bunch of 3-piece sets conveniently in the pieces that Dracs can wear, colour coordinated to each flight... Except the fucking Greens because Blizz keep wasting them!
The one from Emerald Dream is too white and looks more Druid than anything, mostly because they got more focus over the greenies in their own goddamn patch.

Humanbros?

>>531033204
Self deprecating humor is sooo 2018

>>531029032
yo whats your bnet

hey bros what you think ofg my mog?

Should i have 350 Nerubian Chitin by now?

>>531034225
bussin

>>531034225
umm... where is the furr?

Just found out that I might not be getting the tank spot next tier and being moved back to healing. I don’t want to be a Druid healer in raid again. Shaman is open, I might just power level a shammy. What race sounds coolest, troll Tauren or orc? I also have a really geared prot pally I can make into holy but idk if I’d like holy healing, but their tier set looks godly cool. Shit is hard

Iulius Gayus Sjizsjar says:
We love fur!

>>531034048
If humans are descendants of Nordic half giants, where do the blacks come from?

>>531034925
Fem troll if healer

>>531034968
We all came out of durotar.

>>531034968
Created artificially just to be different and get attention.
At least Black Elves can be attributed to devolved Sand Trolls.

>>531034968
They became black after the fact. Eastern Kingdoms is much hotter than Northrend with some climates blistering with heat and lava and others jungle. These proto-human Vrykul adapted to these environments and became darker pigmented.

uh guys why is my sunwell not YELLOW?

Hello Kalecgos time for your weekly cleansing. *reashes in to cock sheath*

>>531029032
>dh maze+ avatarfag is also a leaguetranny
shocker!

How can anyone play a casters genuinely? Do you not tire of having delays in your attacks when pressing buttons?

nice big eye

>>531034042
That's pretty neat Anon, thanks for sharing.

I will continue on my quest to cherish and nourish all life that I can with rejuvenating flames

>>531035525
that entire dragon or the left dracthyr wing
which one has more polygons

so is wow now days just mogs mounts cheevos?
>inbe4 always has been
not really, I remember having to play the game for gear.

>>531035223
she's literally me~

>>531035685
Have you not played the game since legion

>>531035685
You just get full BiS for logging nowadays on retail

>>531035685
retail is an arcade minigame + infinite collectathon + fomo

>>531035685
You can play the game for gear

NICE got thoridal.

>>531030195
He was so happy with Fellowship.
Hope it comes back soon.

is my nightborne really gonna have to live in some orc mudhut hobo shack??

>>531036154
yes

>>531036154
Just don't interact with housing then you don't have to worry about shit like that

>>531036154
source? haven't kept up on that stuff

>>531036043
Never used it in the decade+ of having it.
Texture was too old and ugly even in WoD.

>>531036154
Literally just get a house on alliance side and even your greenskins will be able to visit it

>>531036369
ok muhammed

>>531036093
He cannot escape the maze

>>531036154
on launch maybe. But Housing is set to be a mega money maker for Blizzard long term with all the cosmetics/furniture they're going to sell, so they'll probably offer multiple housing styles soon after launch to get players interested.

I am brown IRL
And play a brown character

>>531036093
>go from Worlo's maze
to
>Maze: The Game
I'm so glad I've never gotten into M+

why is my taint so fucking ichy, can farts be so acid that it iritate my skin there?

>play bad guys
>surprised you have to live in the bad area

>>531036752
You can just say that you hate Americans

I hope next expansion will feature distinct campaigns for Horde and Alliance.

>>531035059
Sand Trolls aren't black though

>>531036854
I am american

Comparing my DK and my Paladin on a design basis is so sad man. Paladin (all 3 specs) feel so well designed and cared for, obviously the class designer for Pally really has a pulse for what the class should be. DK is the complete opposite. Clunky, slow to get needed QoL, removal of extremely important abilities with no filler (abom limb next patch), Death and Decay still existing for some vague unknown reason, death grip being a ''''raid buff''' Unholy CDs not lining up well, Blood being either immortal or completely useless with no in-between, etc...

>>531036481
It clashes with the modern game. Only a brownoid or a normalfaggot can tolerate artistic aesthetic clashes like this.

>>531036752
name 5 things the horde has done wrong

>>531036879
Lots of self loathing Americans in America

>>531036154
That's what you get for being a Horde race.

>>531036892
Paladin has been turned into pink rogue with bubble over the years and you want them to do the same to DK? Kill yourself please

>>531036895
I think old items look cool if the rest of your mog is also older items. It's bad whenever you have one old item blended with new items.

>>531036154
>PWEASE DADDY BWIZZERD LET ME WIVE IN SUWAMAW
You deserve nothing, Hordie.

>>531036862
not gonna happen.
Your orc warrior WILL babysit Anduin and Dagran Jr.

Well I'm level 20 and I don't see me playing anything but Evoker.
Hopefully Blizzard indians fix my shit so I can give them money, there doesn't seem to be much that I can do except grinding time tokens or whatever and I'm not sure that's even worth it so I'll just wait.

Does the anon guild do much? Could be neat to play with anons even if I have no idea what I'm doing yet

>>531037060
You're probably right even though there's ample opportunity for the Horde to quest with the Pozzedmani and the Alliance to quest with the Helves

>>531036872
They devolve to Elves and their skin pigment darkens to cope with the desert sun.

>>531036945
>bringing up america out of no where
rent free

>>531037060
They'll do something with Thrall's son. He was almost an adult in the Orc heritage quest.
Maybe he'll be kidnapped by Yrel and forcibly lightforged.

>>531036929
>existing
>sylvanas
>separating tauren and vulpera from human males
>still living in tents after 20 years
>sylvanas

>>531037189
would plap this cute elf with my pure white racist lightforged futa cock~

>>531036929
Let's not forget orcs are migrants invading the white man's planet.

Almost out

how can there be nothing to do in a game with hundreds of areas...

>>531037569
farm dese moun's brodda

>>531037569
Being bored and having nothing to do are different things.

>>531036929
>shattrath
>path of glory
>first war
>second war
>third war
>ambushing the alliance at the wrathgate and icecrown
>nuking a druid hub in stonetalon
>southshore
>gilneas
>theramore
>all of pandaria
>iron horde invasion (proved orcs are genocidal freaks even without the legion's influence)
>attempting to bind the valkyr into slavery
>fourth war

>>531037569
>have you tried X
NOOOOO I DONT WANT THAT
>maybe Y?
NOOOO I DONT WANT THAT

(You) problem

>>531036892
>Unholy CDs not lining up well
arent unholys cds 45/90/180 seconds?
they literally all perfectly align with themselves automatically

>>531037676
i'm locked to every raid and dungeon in the collector's bounty event that drops mounts i don't already have

>>531037682
>>531037708
give some examples

>>531037703
He said wrong not based

>>531037759
>i'm locked to every raid and dungeon
On all of your 10 alts?

>>531037794
xD updooted!

Imagine only playing 1 character
That would be kino

when is this nigga coming back for revenge?

surely they didnt forget about him

>>531037759
Run shit for the sake of running shit, help others.
Make an alt, class/spec you either haven't played or haven't played in a while to see how it is now.
Progress older content. Find achievements.
Battlegrounds to kill time.
Invest some time in something dumb like pet battles.
Off the top of my head.

>>531037872
Don't forget to change your diapers today

quickly throw more dogs at koragon to distract him from playing mop

>>531037909
They forgot Farondis, I think they can forget him.

>>531037909
>literal WHO in Hyjal

i still dont understand frostfire frost mage
what fucking procs what and when do i use the extra stuff i dont get it

>>531038006
Nigger just READ your talents holy shit

i want a comfy panda house

I unironically want my house in Lunarfall.

>>531038045
you know I often think when I'm running m+ just how many people have never actually read half of their talents. They just copy paste from wowhead and join groups.

>>531034223
why do u wanna know that

>>531001049 (OP)
I'm making a self insert character.
The race will be undead, because I am a malnourished weak edgelord.
But I am undecided on the class. Rogues and hunters both seem right to me. Rogues, because I'm an underhanded backstabbing coward, and hunter, because I was in the army and I loved my rifle and shooting was fun.

WHERE THE FUCK DO I SPEND TIMEWALKING BADGES
I HAVE LOOKED EVERYWHERE
STORMWIND
THAT ONE DOCKS TO THAT ONE AREA FROM STORMWIND
THE HORDE HUB AREA
NOTHING

>Three full clears of Eternal Palace next
That's going to hurt

I'm so tired of running underrot and return to karazhan bros

>>531038294
there's an npc in stormshield

>>531038294
the game does a piss poor job of explaining this, but it depends on what expansion you want to spend the timewalking badges on. For example, WoD timewalking vendor is in Warspear (for horde at least).

>>531038147
I just import aoe/single target builds and press buttons in a way that feels like a good flow. Don't care about your bing bing wahoo numbers.
If I can't get a flowing feeling from a class, I play it less.

>>531038376
>queue TW dungeon
>accept quest from quest item
>shows ? on map

>>531038294
only one active vendor

>>531038337
i'll look next time I log in. can't move rn.
>>531038376
wait, what? there isn't just a guy that sells everything? i have to do a specific timewalk to access a specific vendor who sells specific things?
sorry, I am REALLY new, started less than a week ago.

>>531038294
>>531038376
The quest you get from the last boss of your first dungeon of the week leads you right to it, you fucking troglodyte sub-chimp retards.

>>531036929
>invaded and attempted to genocide an isolated kingdom for a port
>constantly falling back on fucked up biological weapons when they can't get the job done themselves
>"LOK'TAR OGAR, BLOOD AND THUNDER, FOR HONOR" orcs using a nuke instead of finishing the fight with their own hands
>same orcs invade Brennadam, pretty much only kill civilians
>same orcs fail to uphold honor after MoP and get away with it
>tauren do fuck all to impede any of their obviously evil allies doing fucking anything
>goblins

My wife got Invincible today.

>>531038550
Tell her I got it 12 years ago

>>531037969
>They forgot Farondis

When we fight Azshara next expansion (when she triple crosses us), Farondis will surely be apart of the plot

>>531037938
that's the hordekek's job
don't forget to post your tauren crying over being forced to burn teldrassil again

>>531038621
Xister you are the one crying about warcrimes

>>531038525
>i have to do a specific timewalk to access a specific vendor
The vendor for each timewalking era are in the capital cities for that expansion. TBC vendor is in Shattrath, WoD vendor is in Ashran (Stormshield/Warspear), etc. You just visit the location, use the portal room in Stormwind/Orgrimmar

>>531038621
>>531038710
You guys are equally gay in modern wow, not to worry.

>>531037931
>Run shit for the sake of running shit, help others.
I've done this, helped dozens of others with content I vastly outgear, people just don't say anything, it's like I'm playing with bots, no kidding the follower dungeons are more exciting than pplaying with real people. At that point I'd rather play a different game than do the same repetitive task for the 100th time with 0 variance, like what's the point? WoW is nothing but carrot on a stick on a treadmill now. Every aspect of the game is goal oriented, there's no playing the game for the sake of playing the game, everything has to result in a tangible reward.

>Make an alt, class/spec you either haven't played or haven't played in a while to see how it is now.
I have made every class i enjoyed playing in the past. Most of them are unfun. They are over designed with too many buttons that do little each. And this is already after multiple purges. Instead of pressing damage abilities to damage, you're pressing all sorts of abilities that when done in the right order make your character do high dps for a few seconds.
There's too many talents and passive effects that work with eachother that make it impossible to tell what's going to happen when you press a button unless you know that spec inside out and have studied it extensively.

>Battlegrounds to kill time.
Same issue as the first point. Plus you randomly get matched against full premades somehow and it's a one sided stomp with people afking.

Don't get me wrong, I still have fun otherwise I wouldn't be playing, I'm frustrated with aspects of the game that could be much better and instead are left to rot and some of it is unfixable.

>>531038772
And that's a good thing!

>>531038795
My guy, just go play another game like a normal person does. Or are you one of those weirdos that only plays WoW?

>>531038710
>ask for bad things horde does
>list them off
>ermm those are good ackshually???
trying too hard little hordetroon

>>531038763
whenever I went to that portal room in stormwind I just couldn't interact with any of the portals whatsoever. do I need to do a quest/hit a certain level to unlock them?

>>531038882
>ermm those are good ackshually???
Yeah B)

>>531038875
Do you also tell people who are eating at your table at a restaurant to go eat elsewhere when they criticize the food?

>>531039130
yes

>>531038909
Unforunately so much of the game is locked behind old intro quests for expansions when they came out. If you're in a guild you can ask a mage to create a portal for you, or ask in trade chat if there's a mage that can help you out.

>>531039130
Post your m+ score, raid completion, 8 mask horrific visions cheevos, delve cheevos, dastardly duos cheevos, etc.

>>531039130
if they've been eating there for 20 years and whining for 16 of them? Yeah
also
>food analogy

>>531038334
wtf are you farming

>need 6 items from a boss
>kill it
>12 items drop
>still need 6 items

>Tauren male druid
>Vulpera male Shaman
>Goblin male shaman

>>531039260
So you can dox me? rest assured I did everything except the raid because I'm protesting against the retarded reputation system they added

>>531039406
>>Vulpera male Shaman
oh hey that's me

good early morning wowg! im sure GMOD will drop now, THIS will be the run i know it i can feel it, the stars are aligned

>dox
lets be honest, aside from stalking raider io profiles and whispering u or ur friends ingame, theres nothing these retards cant do

>>531039451
Very nice combo my man
>>531039530
Fingers crossed

>>531039530
pick me girl

>>531039658
me otl

>>531001049 (OP)
was it

As a warrior tank what am I supposed to do when I don't have rage?

>>531039658
It's always funny seeing people too stupid to set up something as braindead as SD being forced to use this chatGPT slop to shit out ugly images
almost as funny as the retard who spams the horrible melted-face elves and humans and draenei

>>531039754
think about your wife with another man

>>531035525
Dont rub your dick on her giant dead eye

>>531039858
well now you just turned me on

>>531039414
>dox
jesus christ get over yourself.
>I did everything
great, so take a break from the game then. there are a ton of great games out this year, have fun. or just touch grass.

>>531039965
should be playing a paladin instead

>>531039754
>>531039965
>warrcucks

dastardly duos status?

>>531039989
Normally I'd be playing overwatch or grind the diablo season but they ruined both those games. Fuck.

Dastardly duos has to be the wort thing they've ever done in this game. Adding nothing wouldve been better. Mastodon integration and a selfie patch wouldve been better

I'm a line pilot and this unironically looks more complex than my start routine

removed the band-aid from my abscess and the shit just oozed out it was crazy

A toast! To wowo wawa!

Playing my warrior tank I failed at a timewalking dungeon and I left out of shame.

>>531040091
Do you think blizz is the only game developer or something? Holy fuck

>>531040432
noob

>>531040529
They used to be the best innovators and each time you played a blizzard game you knew you'd be in for quality gaming that treated you with respect
If you don't know this you are too young

>>531040558
It wasn't totally my fault. The dps was so low (probably due to scaling) that the 2nd to last boss took 5 minutes. Then we kept wiping to the last boss, in part because the dps kept dying to the mechanic, and also because I kept dying to the mechanic, because I didn't realize my devestate ability (or whatever it's called) is uncancellable and keeps me in place.

It was the dungeon called shadowmoon burial grounds or whatever. The last boss was the one with the row of bone guys where one needs to be focused down.

>>531040148
>Dastardly duos has to be the wort thing they've ever done in this game.
what's wrong with it? it's some quick arena-style boss fight gauntlet with optional hardmode toggles and a scoring system

>>531040726
That dungeon is bugged. Some of the abilities don't scale so they always hit 80k regardless of level and oneshot low levels.

>>531040703
This hasn't been true since 2005 and here you are playing the two worst slop releases they've ever put out

When do you guys think Blizzard is going to release Legion Remix? My bet is September

FIX YOUR SHIT BLIZZARD

>>531040950
>This hasn't been true since 2005
TBC was 2007
WOTLK was 2008
D3 RoS was 2014

>he uses a post MoP title
>he uses a full set
>he uses a post MoP full set
>he uses a mount he didnt get when it was relevant content

>>531040194
Just go fire shock lava lash to spread prim wave crash then storms strike to 10 maelstrom wep, doomwinds primstorm ascendancy spam windstrike til you get tempest and use it
Totemic is actually easier

What's the best and most engaging healer? I want to lose my fucking life in mythic dungeons

>>531041184
I don't know but I main a resto druid. Furry for life!

>>531040703
What does this have to do with you only playing Blizz games today? This hasn't been true since like 2009 or 2010. I've played WoW since 2007. Go play non-Blizz games you sperg.

>>531041220
yeah, play runescape

>>531041184
>>531041216

https://www.twitch.tv/jdotb/clip/SuperWonderfulRadicchioAsianGlow-AAj96wfKCDNSh5V1

This you?

>>531041043
Tbc was nothing groundbreaking, same with wotlk
Diablo 3 is pure trash and the expansion sort of making it playable isnt groundbreaking either

>>531041220
Fuck you traitor. It makes sense why you'd be against critique when your solution to a bad game is to ignore the problems and jump ship to another company.

>wake up
>boot up wow
>kapsalon leftovers from last night for breakfast
based

lil bro spamming jdot clip not knowing streamers overreact to clip farm, literally giving more viewers (money) to the bald man he despises

>>531041543
Cultist

>>531041052
>Legend of Pandaria
>Challenge Mode set
>Challenge Mode mount

>>531041349
No, healing and helping fills me with a type of serenity that usually leads me to making friends that I share bonds with. There's no room for anger with those you cherish.
I want to lose myself in that love.

>>531041602
>wife is still on vacation in Angola
Based

Has Aethas apologized

I love being a healer because I can decide to not heal someone to make a point.

https://www.twitch.tv/jdotb/clip/AntsyTallHerbsTinyFace-awoYFJ6EkHaB0_0l

DEAD GAME

>>531041815
This only works in Classic when classes don't have instant 50% self heals

>all these Twitch clips
All this shows me is that M+ ruined this game

>>531041819
What did his wife say

>>531041543
What problems exactly? The game has plenty of content. Also, leave_the_billion_dollar_company_alone.jpg

>>531041808
>lor'themar defending him when aethas was a guilty nigger the whole time
grim desu

What is more difficult - heroic raiding in MoP or heroic in TWW?

>>531041803
Based my friend
My wife went on a girls trip to Jamaica last year and she said it was a blast and she'll go again this year incha'allah. It must have inspired her because when she came back home she taught me sex moves I hadn't seen her d

>Everyone says Blood and Brewmaster are the hardest tanks
>Can tank most dungeons easily
>Hop on my warrior to gear him
>Keep dying and playing like shit

>>531041917
Retail is always going to be harder than older expansions

>>531041897
>the baby boomer can handle competitive spirit
low testo troon

>>531041991
Braumeister isn't hard at all I don't know who has said this

>>531042087
>who can run this 5 man dungeon the fastest
lol

>>531042148
No shit negro, even back then people wanted the fastest groups because they were the most efficent and knowledgeable and least likely to fuck up

>>531041909
NEVER TRUST AN ELF

>>531042148
>the tranny is shocked to see a competitive Chad
A lion hunts even a rabbit with full strength, low testo beta males cant understand

>>531036895
>>531036983
very true

>>531042292
>>531042367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4UDK2YlJ2k

We should have this then instead of M+

>Holy Priests just get instakilled by the bee bazooka meanwhile it hits me for 1/3 of my hp
damn

So. I haven't gotten a single mount since the start of the event. So. At what point am I in my right to log a ticket so ask if my toons are bugged? Because this can't actually be expected behavior.

>>531041349
Yup this is why I will never heal on retoilet

>>531042480
How many runs in total?

>>531042557
Did ToT x 5
BfD x 4

>>531042480
>bfd x 4
havent counted, but i know im in the 40s range. its not dropping bro

>maze rats are so disgusting, imagine competing who can run this dungeon the fastest
>go back in time to vanilla, tbc and wrath
>all the guilds doing speed runs and spamming dungeons as fast as possible for reps
>slow down and u are kicked, doxxed and blacklisted

u guys are so funny

>>531040798
why not just bring back brawler's guild

>>531042684
Oh honey... that's not a lot of runs at all. Both of those raids have 2 mount drops, so let's just say you had 18 chances for a mount to drop with roughly 5% droprate:

>You killed 18 monsters for an item with a 1/20 (5.000000% or 1/20.00) drop chance. You had a:
>39.72143185% chance (1/2.52) of getting exactly 0 drops,
>60.27856815% chance (1/1.66) of getting more than 0 drops,

https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Calculator:Dry_calc