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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
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Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Splatfest: Land vs Sea vs Air is on until 7/13 8PM EST
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

reached king and don't have to play this fest anymore

will frye break the manta ray's streak?
he's undefeated for seasonal fests.

So as I was saying >>531020269
Fuck Brostar and ballin. I want these, cheating/hacking cunts OUT.
No more sucking them off for easy wins.

>>531021791
It would be sweet if she did

>>531021927
The mass consensus of ink deemed an autistic french man bad enough to exclude from this general. It's time we do the same to these two faggots otherwise we're all hypocrites.

>>531023000
Holy trips of trvthnvke

>>531023000
Yeah I miss 2 when none of this was happening because there wasn't a dedicated retard (you) constantly posting bullshit to exclude others for no reason because you have nothing better to do with your miserable, waste of a life. Try suicide instead!

>>531023332
>no reason

Joey!

Sizzling

>>531023605
Rare good yebweyy

No fatties allowed beyond this point

landwhale
seanigger
airhead

yebweyy supremacy

>>531025460
Eyebrows….

This word randomly lodged itself in my head today and I don't know where it came from
I don't even use cringe fagspeak like this

>>531021927
can you two dykes move on already

>>531025860
utsuhome on the range

>>531025860
utsuwholesome

>>531027420
dikS

i have not touched turf yet. only fish

>half time literally split 50/50
>HOLY SHIT TEAM SEA LANDSLIDE
this is why i dont vote

Important Reminder

How does it Splatoon 3 run on switch 2 now. Is it worth getting it ? I noticed the frame drop after playing for a while in the first switch model , I run it in a pikachu ed switch btw. Should I just wait for a switch 2 splatoon special edition ?

>>531030798
>52 gal
cheater

>can't even get the motivation to play splatfests anymore
sorry woomy

right woom creek

>>531032917
Be honest, do you really need more snails?

>>531030929
just wait. Switch 2 on release has been rather disappointing

comforbl

Do we know the name of the anon that keeps trying to force the "forced losses" meme?

>>531036767
Me, Joey, and (You) (the /ink/ player) say it a lot.

>>531036767
flar is st/ink/ culture

Cute!

>>531030798
I did though

never throw

>>531036767
>who is trying to force FLAR
Nintendo

Big Man is fucking dead

>>531039916
That was some incredible, sheer luck. Goddamn. I would've been internally panicking and even a little outwardly trying to meet that quota while only having 7 eggs placed in the basket. How panicked were you when you noticed you only had 7 eggs plunked into the basket?

>>531030929
Pretty amazing specially it hits 4k for the most part now and a locked 60FPS everywhere now. Honestly I would say wait abit unless you REALLY need to upgrade then it's worth it. Seeing a good chunk of /ink/ers and me upgraded day one lol.

i wish fishing ranked you up in splatfest. these are some braindead retards on my team

>>531030798
you will never be remembered

>>531030798
The amount of people who have been dedicating their time to wait for Big Shot’s to appear is crazy.

Deltatroon

>>531047925
>hates something because of its fanbase while also playing splatoon
ywnb japanese

>>531032917
what you don't want to win or lose games entirely on the whim of matchmaking? that's not fun to you?

>>531047925
you sure are obsessed with troons

>>531048667
>I will never be japanese
Thank fucking God I won't be ever be some neet incel pedophile woomy/veemo avatar faggot rotting in a 1x1 apartment

>>531042607
That wave was going so badly up to that point that I have all but written it off and didn't care desu. And then it started happening so fast that I didn't have time to process panicking whether we'd make it or not. All the adrenaline came like a second or two after it was over and it made me shudder.

>>531029275
a 0.50% lead is not split 50/50

>No tricolor version for urchin

yeah, that addition was never meant to happen it's just the devs desperately trying to get people to play the game

>>531050230
ERM ACKCHULLY

the other attacking team aren't trying to splat me this time, impressive

>>531030798
the big shot badge is unironically more impressive.

how often do woomys and veemos have sex

How does Nogami get away with this?

>>531055681
You mean how does Nintendo keep putting Dating Sim/Hentai games on their family friendly console?
We didn’t have to drop the second bomb.

>>531055681
It's like you've never seen ass in Nintendo games before.

fsh?

>>531057665
i can join after this turd match

>>531057665
Me

>>531057916
>>531058308
opening

fish ride 3/4

I haven't played salmon run since May.

ggs cd
i guess ill go one more king then since i didnt get bonus yet

>>531059821
the only one likely to have either is Acht.

>>531059821
shiver and frye don't have matching hair and flesh color, their mouths and fingertips are red and purple respectively, so their nipples and pussy will match that

>>531060716
lol thanks can't trust chatgpt for anything these days.

what about penis color

>>531061317
You can see Big Man's already, he uses his dicks for walking.

ggs G thanks a lot for fishing! i kept messing up cause i just woke up sorry

GGs

>>531060716
alternative version. Still proably some hits n miss but it is essentially chatgpt's own analysis and when you try to dictate it shuts the conversation down lol.

Who else won a 10x battle whole listening to Kpop?

>ruler
finally i can fuck off from this shitty game mode.
>>531062410
no https://youtu.be/e-JQucnZdhE?si=LPHs1vxQtVOMjJxI

It's the second day of splatfest but I haven't seen nono in the pool, how come

>>531062823
You can thank panic for that. Oh by the way the majority of ink is still fine with a flexlion abuser being part of ink

>>531062823
He left because of incessant bullying from other /ink/ers.

>>531059821
>>531062187

I'm done with this Splatfest, got the ruler title and now I'm out
I really don't understand why I wanted to come back, let alone get the switch 2 for it. It's still the same infuriating grind it was before.
No amount of playing seems to make me better at this

anyone in air wanna tri-colour?

>>531062823
I blocked him over a year ago after losing an x100 and claiming the game was "close" with his 400 ink contribution

>>531064687
What's the main problem you have in a match?

>>531064950
400 ink pts with aerospray???

>>531065370
afaik he switched to squiff

Stop talking about yourself.

im not french, i just care about the truth, david thoughie

I'm delchavo I main a throwing weapon inkbrush and I'm bad at salmon run. I hate Ballin for being good at the game.

wow i think this might be the first splatfest where i don't play at all. i kinda just don't care anymore
only opened the game for fishing lol

>>531065278
Being overwhelmed and my horrid aim. I use gyro since Splat 1
I keep taking fights at disadvantage, or lose because hitting enemies once they are in my face seems impossible
And when I try to stay back I feel like I'm not contributing to anything

glad i make pedophiles seethe by my mere presence

>>531066083
Bro even a retard using aerospray can get triple kills on a regular basis.
What weapon do you use, try a blaster if your aim sucks.

>>531066192
>using blaster in turf war

Sea is winning tri-color clout

>>531065839
>good
Who's gonna tell bro about the win trading clique...

>>531066339
>pick clash neo
>kill 3 retards in the last 20 seconds
>double down with chumps
>win
more useful than 2 kill aerospray

>>531065839
>a throwing weapon inkbrush
what if inkbrush but it's a throwing weapon (think throwing axe)
that'd be pretty cool

illegal woomies

legal yebweyys

Think I like this veemlet.

breakin' the law

i havent played much but still want my shells as im greedy which team is wiing

>>531068185
NOOOO YOU CAN'T REPOST THAT
@NINTENDO @FBI @ngmi DO SOMETHING

>>531067373
what if we had a mini throwable ultra stamp as a sub weapon
it'd be cool to have more non-bomb subs

>>531069635
>what if we had a mini throwable ultra stamp as a sub weapon
burst bomb

Ban gold aerogays

>>531069876
this but only if they're on my team
on the enemy team they're easy kills

>>531069712
that but less instant
heavier with a bit higher damage and throwing distance

>>531069924
*longer throwing distance

>>531069924
So like a longer-range burst bomb that does 70-80 damage on direct impact
interesting
They'd have to make it cost like 80% ink tank and put a large cooldown on it to ensure that it doesn't get spammed

>>531069876
I miss grey trash bins, why are they so rare.

>>531070179
no curling launcher
:(

>>531070179
because kids figured out that with booyah bomb they can't be killed and reefslider is too risky if you don't think, so they use the one that doesn't require them to think

>>531070774
>if they don't think
You're not smart for abusing instant 70 damage panic button

>>531071234
>reef
>panic button
lmao

>>531070774
Neither require thinking.

>>531071234
slider not being a true panic button does require a tiny bit of thinking. not much, but more than booyah that you can pop whenever.

>>531071343
>>531071651
trying not to name drop other /ink/ers challenge impossible

Renaming my woomy to "The" so anon loses his mind.

>>531073083
>Splatted The!
idgi

>>531073542
maybe he's german

>useless other attacking team shoot at you instead of the enemy
>gets killed
>lose
Bravo

>>531076089
>on defense
>3/4 of us dead
>attacking teams kill each other instead of capping the signal

>>531076089
>"tri"color
>actually just a 4v4 with friendly fire enabled for one team

be honest when we first head about tricolor we all assumed it would be 3v3v3

frye is pretty big

>>531079731
when i first heard about tricolor i assumed it would be shit
i was right

>>531080023
>>531080023
>>531080023
>>531080023

>splat 2 had shifty stations, a totally new stage with unique mechanics, for every single splatfest
>splat 3 just has slightly-modified existing maps and a shit 2v2v4 game mode
I'm expecting splat 4 to just do away with unique splatfest modes entirely, at this rate

are you regretting getting a switch 2 already instead of waiting for the splatoon 4 themed switch 2

Kill yourself french turd, you cheating faggot. You don't deserve that win.

>>531080430
no
I'm glad I got my switch 2 before orange clown tariffs fuck the pricing

>>531080430
no

>>531080604
careful, you'll upset like 4 /ink/ers

>>531080354
tricolor maps actually widened the maps that badly needed it, shame they never actually did it for the normal versions. It's been a while but I wouldn't be surprised if most of the shifties were actually more open than 3's maps.

no idea how people think the price will go up when they're concurrently selling the japan version for 30% less.

>>531081148
please understand that a lot of people in america are mentally ill, even after nintendo said in april that the prices won't go up in america these deranged "people" have to keep thinking they will as they need to keep hating the man who's saving their shit hole of a country because they hate themselves and the land they live in

all this over japanese video games, it makes me glad i live in a 3rd world shit hole

Go back to /pol/

>>531081915
look, you're one of the 4 people.

>>531082264
no

Nogami is in the Epstien files

>>531081915
>the man who's saving their shit hole of a country
by pissing off all of our allies and starting trade wars left and right?

>>531082531
They take our yebbies

>>531082503
you mean the ones that, as of a week ago, don't exist and never did?

>>531082531
U.K.

>>531082697
your "allies" have been ripping you and your country off for decades, funny how they've all folded now after being called out

Never played splatoon before and I'm thinking of getting splatoon 3 and I'm wondering does it support couch multiplayer and how well does it support playing with your friends online?

>>531082915
>lives in a capitalist society
>doesn't even understand how it works

>>531082915
ripping off how?

>>531082915
>ripping you off by.. giving you the cheapest wares and making you the leading nation of the world whilst every other nation serves for your interests

>>531082995
>does it support couch multiplayer
no
>how well does it support playing with your friends online
fine enough but disconnecting and tick rate are concerning

Splatoon Battle Royale is coming.

/pol/fags derail an /ink/ thread once again

>>531016329
>>531016494
Late GGs C&M.

>>531083732
M didn't pick a team :/

>>531083902
Smart move

woomy is mentally bill

woomy is mentally drill

My yebby wants to rape french weyyos

Land and Air are not sending their best.

woomy is mentally grill

>>531085386
He drew Shiver with Frye's head.

>>531085487
just needs a good bonking to return her to her stewie head shape.

can't stop won't stop

>match against brostar
>"your network is unstable"
I've not seen this since launch season, leave my game alone

roller squad

woomy is mentally chill

the rare silver aero user

>>531086859
Wash your hands afterward

>>531086949
good thing he always has a bloblobber handy to do that in

punch woomy - she sells punch

Joey and nono hot sex

>>531088543
Who is the top

>>531088787
Joey is a known bottom

Sex with woomy.

sex with joey.

post references of the two and I (wont) draw porn of them

>>531086513
His aura and roguish charm seem to have btfo'd your crappy internet, anon.

>>531020124
kold and whos the other one

>>531090605
>>531090685
Hello Ballin

Why is it that yebweyy players are almost always unlikable?

Summer Marie sex

>>531090784
they don't feel the calm of the woomy or the sex relief of the veemo

*sluuurp*

>>531090784
Gays are naturally repulsive.

how many years has it been since you stopped playing 3

>>531091890
0?

Did I miss a fucking patch or some shit
why am I getting outgunned by aerosprays 20 feet away did they get an accuracy buff

Callie’s big beautiful bubble butt bouncing boldly bringing booty-based bedlam

>>531092405
bvilt for octarian bvlls

can we kill this guy

>>531092473
much like a shotgun is built for your mouth

>>531092350
High RNG on a pushed weapon will occasionally create moments of seemingly astounding (more accurately improbable) weapon performance. We have a local who relies on that to farm WEBMs.

opinion on the kraken on splatoon 3 desu why couldn't make revert like it was in splatoon 1

>>531092952
>getting mad at canon again
This guy doesn't actually like Callie, sad but typical

>>531093028
*We used to

>>531085315
sorry but tri is always just mirrors for us
we are busy sinking team sea on the other modes

tri has to be one of worst addition to the game and its so unbalanced

Marie’s big buxom bouncing blissful bra-busting breathtakingly bold bulbous buoyant bodacious bewildering blouse-bursting beautiful baffling beacon of brazen busty brilliance

>>531093279
Did he finally fuck off? Nice.

>>531093575
bvilt for agent 4 floppers

>>531093102
Did you have a stroke while typing this?

you know what splatoon 4 needs? indestructible panic button specials.

>>531093336
tri battle has to be worst addition to 3 its so unbalanced

>>531093842
We have those, they're called crab and booyah
>b-b-but technically-
Technically you could push bubbler and kraken off the map to kill them, that doesn't mean it's practical

>>531093842
Just like Splatoon 1? Based

>>531093791
fucking typo

are we sure sea is the most popular?
I barely ever seen them. I only play against land half the time while also getting a bunch of mirrors
and all the seabros I have say they mostly fight air with some landlubbers here and there

>>531094491
80% of the playerbase is in japan dummy

>>531094645
how do I keep forgetting that??
Very well then GGs

>>531091890
almost 1/365th years.

doesn't it get old having to report cheaters every other match?

i barely see any cheaters in this game

>>531021651 (OP)
Getting a lot of Land mirrors in Tri-Color.

>>531096016
...lol??

>>531095793
>>531096780
post proof

im getting so many dcs this time from other players its no fun

how have they still not nerfed crab

>>531097398
They just did in the last patch?

why do splatanas still exist

>>531097573
>complaining about splatanas in 2022+3

why do woomies still exist?

>>531097746
25 year old hag in the back

>>531097398
Last patch killed the direct + roll combo.

>>531097852
use a real weapon

>>531098607
Why use real weapons when fake weapons do the job?

we need to retvrn to shooter meta

>>531098607
git gud splatfest tourist :^)

>>531098607
>use a real weap-ACK!

>>531098973
funny you say that…..swords are the most tranny coded class in the game

>>531098684
using broken weapons that don't play as intended because they are unbalanced is an exploit, and exploits are cheating.
>>531098912
I'm top 500 lmfao
>>531098973
prime example of them not working as intended

where are the rest of the third kits?

>>531100106
Such as?

>>531100106
Soon, there's no way only one charger gets one.
Look at how many Sheldon's picks/Kensa weaps from 1 and 2 got shafted.

>>531098973
stamper is massively overrated
the only reason people use decav is because every other bubbler weapon sucks

>>531099473
fucking nono is top 500 doing slider cheese, it literally means nothing unless you give division and power

can love bloom on the splattlefield

>he still thinks we're getting any 3rd kits
the hallucinations are getting worse

>>531101816
Anon posting from the lostbelt where the Switch 2 got canceled.

who is the one saying "mii~" in suntan ocean by reel deel

>>531102526
i'm the eel deal

any1 has a recording of the pb how many times did ballin destroy kold kek

woomy & cucumber
*crunch*

To the anon who was crying about being single a couple threads ago just remember you could always be in brostars shoes.

this general is completely fucked, huh

>>531104806
woomy & knuckles

I'm on my third catalog.

i'm scared seabros

Land Room 2/4

>forced a 10 minute ban
wow thanks nintendo guess i'll reup the room in 10

>>531106548
callie protecting her habitat

>>531109690
Really suspicious, one tried an out of map exploit in our spawn and they suddenly played much differently and confident like they knew where we all were after the DC when we were dominating initially.

>>531106548
Your parents must be so proud.

I still talk with my mommy and daddy yeah

>multiplier battle notificaion
>no /ink/ names

>>531110516
Nigga is on poolsclosed waiting for /ink/ names

I'm trans and have a good relationship with both my parents.

Land room back up 2/4

>>531111252
one more time

god 4 needs to remove advanced movement
awful

>>531112068
If you can't hand the extremely limited movement of splatoon maybe you should go play overwatch.

>>531111025
post bussy

>>531112010
another last rotation land room up 2/4

p, wanna tri?
-s

>>531112574
pls no vacation

fsh?

>>531112783
I can play for a while.

Panic should kill itself

can you play overwatch on the switch 2 with mouse joycon

I remember syrup seanwiches

I think that's enough tri-color wrecking for now
probably had a 90% win rate there

>>531112994
people don't think i notice that sendarum came back and rebranded to "panic"
the signs are all there: side tail, artbegging, ocfagging, annoying, bad at pvp, annoying, discord fagging

Land is not sending their best.

>>531114261
meds

>>531114261
>I am a fucking newfag

>>531096164
>>531093575
>>531081574
I'm gonna make my dick splat really quick

>>531112636
STILL 2/4 LANDLOVERS

IT'S HIM

>>531115137
I'll hit the road once you get to Ruler, I just got mines.

>go to mid ledge of shipshape
>everyone else bunches up at mid ledge of shipshape

>nono
:/
>nono, but ambiguously female
:O

Is it possible to get from champion to ruler in an hour and 20 mins?

>>531115868
only if you are a champion at the game

>>531114435
Glad to see another seafag acknowledge that land sucks at tricolor.

>>531114261
just like you thought Ramirez was Panic right?
fucking retard

>>531115868
It actually is but you will need a full stack of everyone using the same gear as much as possible for a greater bonus.

am i crazy or was her ass not visible like this on switch 1

>>531116265
It was, it was just rendered at 144p.

>>531115868
You had 48 hours.

>>531114261
>don't know anything about thread lore except a few random names
>bait and name drop them both and be retarded in hopes that someone will give me more backstory on /ink/ before you started playing in 2022

>the double bb into each spawn at the end
nice.

>>531116385
she has her cheeks out

>>531116112
nta, but genuine question, whats the qrd on ramirez?

>>531080023
shiver MOVE YOUR ASS out of the WAY
it's my turn.
gooood looordd I need to put on lipstick and kiss frye everywhere, forcefully tattoo the marks i've left on her body so it will be clear she belongs to me

any avid aviatiors aggregating?
tricolor or open?

>>531092405
im a lesbian octarian and this image got my dingaling hard....... great heavens

>>531116265
switch 2 users get premium utsushiro

Is it true that rainy used to be named lelouch?

>5:14 other attackers
impressive, given all 4 defenders were on our side the whole time.

>>531117876
Swimsuits would breathe more life into this dead game than 3rd kits ever could

>>531118051
it really wouldn't.

GGs CT, if you still need a hand getting to Ruler let me know.

>>531118249
Why did CT bIock him

>one hour to get to +8
This plane ain't landing yet!! >:D

Didn’t the No Chill emote used to have the ceph open its mouth while fanning its face for a second or am I misremembering?

>>531119083
The NPC version does.

>>531119083
Only for people in the plaza.

>>531119083
that's the idle animation in the plaza that is similar.

>>531117614
I don't know that nigga a pedophile

>>>/wsg/5922601

make woomy great again

>>531119198
>>531119227
>>531119243
Oh yeah, thanks.

*walks up to your holoceph from behind* *presses A, Y*

>>531118340
her

https://files.catbox.moe/sasxyi.webm
plaza walk-around so all the non-switch2-owners can experience 60fps plaza

>>531120671
nigga paid $450 for 60fps plaza

>>531120939
uh oh it's sounding like somebody doesn't have a well-paying job!!

Nintendrone moment

>>531120939
haha poorfag

dont forget to scrub your conch shells and use your shirt

The worst splatoon game turns 8 in a little over a week.

>>531121418
Dog years for splatoon 3?

Given Team Sea's inevitable victory, what other splatfest themes does /ink/ reckon they'll do that are loosely tied to Raiders?

>>531121516
Your joke doesn’t even work.

>>531121794
Kinda like the matchmaking in Splatoon 3.

>>531121567
i dont care about forced turdwar

unus andrew jackson per annum. why is nintendo 30 years behind on network tech?

>>531121567
This is likely the only one it's getting. They don't tend to use splatfests for foreshadowing very often.

>>531122405
we had the deserted island one prior, but that was way before Raiders was revealed

Kill yourself nono

who else is listening to deep cut while standing around in the plaza doing nothing

>>531123305
total yebby death

>>531120671
thanks bro

>>531123571
Team air deserves to lose with how many retards ended up on my team

>probably last actual game is versus 3-second-lag japs
thanks nogami.

Wait oops I didn't mean to reply to any post >>531124446

>>531124446
I legit had the worst losing streaks of any splatfest on fri/sat, but then in tri color I had like 90% win rate
it was bizarre

GGs S

>>531124704
so many gold aerosprays who went 0/8
nah, air deserves to lose

ggs panko.

Congrats on scoring at the Shell-Out Machine, panic & $'s callin!

>forgot to get ruler
>barely even care
is this burnout

>>531125848
Nah

>>531125848
I joined team sea and didn't play a single match

hey pb from last week, these are for you:
https://files.catbox.moe/gr9iz6.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/u4qks6.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/jd75be.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/e7dhd8.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/zy5ysa.mp4

i have Panic fatigue

>>531126007
cute, thanks

>>531125982
thats mutany

>>531126738
No rooms and I refuse to solo queue

>>531126007
...so did you just leave your game open for an entire week?

>>531126007
Where is french weyyo

I wish changing main ability wasn't so suffering

>>531127340
i was busy.

Never noticed this until tonight.

>>531130706
I want to stomp on him.

>>531131123
>awawawa

whats going on with my "wooms" and in some cases "yebs?

>>531132116
The flexlion files

Anon please put on a bra

>>531134334
Man titties

i can't believe frye fucking died in that air india crash

my day is ruined.

>>531137039
AWWW BOOHOO YOU GOT 21 SNAILS INSTEAD OF 24

Wow, all 3 teams were just about equal in popularity? Neat.

who won who won

She did it

>>531137178
me
I won

>>531137223
IS THAT

Can we have more third kits now.

>>531137274
alright congrats i already don't care about this anymore

>>531137329
The ones we got are cancerous enough, thanks.

whats going on with my "wooms" and in some cases, "yebs"? theyre all going after gold dynamo player Ballin!, who is doing a FANTASTIC JOB! We're on one Team, /INK/, and i dont like whats happening. We have a PERFECT Player, THE TALK OF ALL OF /INK/, and "selfish mormons" are trying to hurt it, all over a program that never dies, Flexlion. for months its win trading over and over again.

SEAbros crushed it

>zones in series
>map with fuckhuge zone
>map with fucktiny zone
interesting

Okay so Raiders news when?

more like team semen eheheheheh

>about to win
>enemy splashdowns the zone and insta-caps it
okay yeah urchin zones is still garbage-tier for zones

>>531138502
joey calm down

splatfest results sure are exciting, what with everyone already knowing which team is going to win

>>531138960
the exciting part isn't really finding out who won, but rather, finding out how much the winner won by.

Nono was team sea

I wonder how many of us picked Sea... I know alot of people was on Air but I am curious. Anyways GGs fellow Sea bros!

>>531138856
not until nogami fixes this shit map and makes the splat zone bigger / splits it into two zones

everyone on land has failed me
get out of my sight

We had a good run Big Man bros...

Would've picked Sea but I don't like playing fests anymore. Plus there's nothing to use the shells on anymore

ggs seabros

>>531138502
just like how it was in splatoon 1 and ink missile

>>531140698
I never played splat 1; could you really just ink missile anywhere on the map or did it have a range limit

>>531140841
Anywhere.

>>531140841
anywhere on the map
but you were left super vulnernable during activation

>>531140678
epic Jules Verne reference! :)

the morm()n picked team air is now malding about losing the fest kek

>>531137513
lol

Nono's team won

is it true that ballin and sneakysnake teamed up against kold in the pb yesterday and he got so mad he crashed out in hotdog's secret discord where there's a trans minor being groomed and where rayzor and his family ate an entire year old moldy pie on purpose

i want my woom

>>531141935
stop namedropping

I need to go on a diet

>>531142220
I guess we're ocposting again...

>>531141802
I want your woom too.

>>531142220
Please don’t.

callie easily beating the hotdog wr without even knowing it

>>531132160
Thank you demoflowre

>>531140332
Just spam reroll on new hats bro

Who else chose Frye team while listening to Kpop?

Raiders direct this week.

>>531148856
*next month

good night /ink/

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip

>>531152830
FATASS

Thank you /ink/, my boobs are going to be milked really good tomorrow all thanks to you

a talking cow

>>531154742
who is callie

>>531154821
A smoothie

who salmn

>>531156228
Yo

>>531156776
gedd

I just realized Salmon Run is actually an amazing game mode. They got so much right. Why does it make so many people seethe?

Are a lot of people here playing on Sw2? Or still on their OG Switch?
I just found out my monitor doesn't even have "the" HDMI version that lets you do 120hz over HDMI so even less of a reason for me to get one now

>>531158650
I play on Switch 1 because I honestly don't see a reason to upgrade. That may change when Raiders comes out

>>531158650
lets be real. you're not going to be playing any games that are going to run at 120fps unless it's a nso game.

>>531160418
I thought games ran fast now? Whappen???

The original octoling design was better

>>531158520
Sr really makes you work with your team that's why I like it compared to nightreign

>>531160661
Switch 2 is struggling with some Gamecube games. It's pathetic, we've had Dolphin for over 10 years now

>>531160661
It mostly is but 120hz? I doubt it could do it but Metroid Prime 4 will show us how well it can REALLY do it.
>>531162638
Just some random small stutter for like every 16 seconds from what people seen.

GG's Boy! fun rounds

my woomy is woke. she keeps saying things like everyone should be nice to each other and treated equally

ggs m fun

>>531164387
beat her up, can't have that m8

>>531164387
That's nice
Post woomy

I once took a screenshot of a inkling sitting with her legs spread in the hub

>>531165230
Lmfao. What. Bro you're cooked, go outside

>>531130706
Stop noticing.

Most normal fryefag

>>531168324
Thoughts on sam?

>>531168324
nice

>>531152830
based

Groudon and fugfags lost

>>531137576
>most votes
most people never were on a ship

>>531176586
I don't like boats
it's irritating, and stinks, and wet and it gets everywhere

>>531176586
I love the ocean and go out to sea at least 3 times a year for extended periods of time but still chose land travel because I vote for the idol I prefer regardless of the option they're advocating for

>>531178189
this but yebs

>>531184526
Shiver with a ponytail…does something for me…

>>531185269
that's gay

We don't deserve woomies.

We didn't deserve nono.

Does splatoon have any mushrooms or fungi?

>>531189315
Woomy foot fungus

fsh?

>>531190023
who's asking

>>531190538
me!

>>531190538
Aerospray user

god I HATE freelancing

>>531191081
>freelancing before you hit 9s on any stage
>especially the fucking boat

>>531191380
here's your drink and your sex

>>531191163
having higher power doesn't match you with better players, just ensures they'll struggle more

>>531191380
Cute veemo.

>>531191163
I just wanted to get my dailies
I don't have any other option as none of my friends play splatoon
>play with ink
hell no, I would just get namedropped and flamed to hell and back with you psychos

>>531191673
>I would just get namedropped and flamed to hell with you psychos
It's one guy
Unless you are literally throwing no one is going to comment on your skill/lack thereof

i have 325 sea snails

Shiver and Frye are ugly and I'm tired of pretending they aren't

>>531194363
and this is why you're gay and i'm not.

There should be a maximal number of shifts before you get a King, I've been playing for 3 hours I'm going nuts

>>531195687
That’s an intentional design choice so that you keep playing.

anon is going nuts. crazy. wild.

>>531196771
silly, even

Played tricolor battles for the first time yesterday. Who has the advantage, it feels like defenders are quite a bit weaker than the attackers

>>531197123
it's map dependent
some maps favor attackers, some favor defenders

utsu de myrtille

ah, finally back to the real game modes

>>531039470
proof or btfo

>your team
>Splatlandian Youth
>their team
>4 Japanese nicknames

>>531201063
just 1v4 bro

>>531201063
ez win

>>531201063
frogposter gets what it deserves

The blacker the yebby the sweeeter the juice

Yuri tranime posters get so uppity when truechan culture is posted

>>531126007
Good woomies and veemos.

>>531202761
Anime website.

>>531203041
Sorry I don't speak trans

>>531203136
Obsessed.
>inb4 he posts the image

back to whatever d*sc*rd you crawled out of

>>531203230
No hablo transpanol

>>531203414
obsesionada

ACKnime website

I found a new youtuber for us to watch along with chara dude chase247 and gem (whenever he comes back) https://youtu.be/vfnYNOO5MhU

>>531203284
Leave nono alone

>>531204614
>filthy casual
A video I can finally relate to.
>37 minutes of rambling
closed

I guess back to raiders shitposting.
On the off chance it does end up being a survival base building crafting slog, i really hope we can build grind rails.
Custom grind rail paths just sound really fun to me.

>>531204763
>manfags coping

>>531205565
ive been on both teams when they won and that image is accurate, fryefags will throw at any opportunity and have to be dragged over the finish line

I remember siding with frye because everyone thought she was a hideous jeet (accurate) and now all the yuriniggers flocked to her. It ain't easy going against the grain

>>531205924
>hideous jeet
That’s redundant.

>>531205924
do you ever have an original thought that doesn't involve a buzzword

Frye hate was and still is forced.

Mald

>>531206184
Do some filtermaxxing tranny

>frye won because she is popular
>not frye won because she had the popular choice

>>531206481
she can't stop talking about trannies, sisters...

>>531054081
No it's not because any little timmy can get it with enough time

>>531204763
>i'm totally not seething bro look at me i'm so chill haha

>>531206503
if you look at the votes all the choices were about equal

utsu girl summer

Seeing the recent splatfest end on /v/, i have a question, /ink/
As someone who's whole experience is playing way too much splatoon 1 and pretty much just 1 because i was a broke NEETer untill recently, is it worth it to get a switch 2 and splat3 at this point in the games life, or should i wait for raiders and the inveitable spl4toon
i dont really care for mario kart or dk

>>531208627
Existence of Raiders pretty much tells you outright S4 isn't in the cards for another ~3 years

>>531208627
i'd suggest you start caring for DK or Mario or any other Nintendo IP in general so you don't just have a 500 dollar Splatoon machine.

>>531208627
We got third kits recently so there's still some life to this game at least until the end of the year. Wait for the direct this month before deciding.

>>531208627
nope

>>531208627
splatoon 4 is at least 2 years away, get 3 if the call of woomy is unshakeable

>>531208627
Really depends on your situation bud. Ignore the /v/ doomposting and ask yourself if you'd have fun with Splatoon 3. Salmon Run is fun to grind but friends help. Turf and Ranked is fun in small bursts. Story modes are fun too. If ya got the cash to spare and can find a Switch 2 easily then go for it mate.

>>531209401
lol the thumbnail looks she she doesn’t have a neck

>>531210154
>off-model
gay

>>531208931
>i'd suggest you start caring for DK or Mario or any other Nintendo IP in general so you don't just have a 500 dollar Splatoon machine.
I mean, its not like i dont care about 'mario'
i just dont care about mario kart world
hell, honestly, aside from splat, Duskbloods and kirby Air Riders looks interesting to me
but i'll probably just wait until the direct as the other anon said before making any choices

>>531212125
the DK game is made by the Odyssey team if that's of any interest.

>All these faggots trying to trick some guy into buying a Switch 2 for splatoon 3

lmao i dare you to post your matchmaking history to show him how bad the matchmaking is

>>531216105
real fans are buying switch2 anyway

>>531216105
Seethe, shitter

>>531216489
>Refuses to post the results of his matches to show how terribly lopsided the matchmaking is

>>531216105
>all the posts said to wait
Sometimes I can't tell if you're baiting or retarded.

>>531216685
splat 3 is prone to snowballing that doesn't mean matchmaking is bad

See how snakey they get when you bring up Splatoon 3's matchmaking?

>chara made a video where he plays ranked modes with no music by using recon
I think he ran out of ideas.

>>531208790
*1 year

>>531219976
good woomies

>>531219861
if you think they're gonna release splat 4 before the next animal crossing you're delulu

>>531220836
The AC and Splat teams are definitely separate now

>>531221043
yeah and the B squad is working on raiders so

rainy and panic always get free art

https://x.com/cam_ping3_bau/status/1944232759343690177?t=tefikmnWx7qwhQ-fixajQw&s=19 this is you /ink/

>>531220836
I think its going to depend a lot on what raiders ends up being.
If its just a splat 3 dlc that bloated too big to be part of the expansion pack, splat 4 could be right around the corner.
If raiders is actually a full game and they keep patching splat 3 a while longer, i can see the 3 years.

>>531219861
lmao the cope

It all starts with this. A jewel containing the ultimate power.

>>531221429
>If its just a splat 3 dlc that bloated too big to be part of the expansion pack, splat 4 could be right around the corner.
This is what it will be

>>531216105
you don't even play the game afknigger

>>531222398
you say that like its a bad thing

>>531221194
Have you tried having a cute woomy?

>>531221194
Sorry only pedophiles get free art

fsh?

>>531226762
Sure

>>531227586
oops just saw. gimme a few mins and ill have the room up

>>531228278
I just turned my switch off...

>>531228480
dont care you will join my room NOW
up

>>531228624
im comin

boat winning fish 3/4

>>531220836
They're different teams now slowtard. We've known this since the splat 3 credits dropped.

>Lose a tornado wave
This shouldn't even be possible

>>531228950
Open up

>>531230596
ok

ggfsh! thanks for the king as always

>>531221194
Namedrop an /ink/er that has no art and give me 10 splatoon artists taking commissions

>>531233059
Asanagi

>>531233059
Mike has no art yet is a splatoon artist.

>>531233506
i still don't get how that retard can mix eyemasks up between inklings and octolings

Is this too much?

>>531234424
Not enough.

GGs guys, needed my bonuses and a King

>>531233059
Me

>>531233059
I'm going to take art requests in a little bit so I'll do it for free

>scan a yellow Inkling amiibo (looks female)
>male voice

ggs salmn dudes very fun

GG's Mu, BB, and G! Fun rounds

Salmon run is probably the best PvE game ever made. Nightreign lost so hard.

>>531233506
Mike who?!

>>531237223
and who are you?

>>531238575
Mike

>>531237595
Eyebrows don’t lie.

>>531238575
Give me about 10-20 minutes

>>531238095
Inel

mike incel lol gottem

>Mike Incel
>>>/wsg/5922601

>>531239261
?????

did you just dox yourself

>>531240460
anon i dont think a convicted serial rapist is playing splatoon and drawing in jail

>>531241750
buuburry

Going to finish up a sprite I was working on previously and then going to move onto requests, so go ahead and get them in now. Just be sure to behave yourself, family are tuned in this time.

https://www.twitch.tv/sketchtan

>>531243249
himecut/banger woomy but with the front part completely covering her eyes

>>531233059
nono
(You)
Ballin
Sneakysnake
Snakehands
Mikkel
BooyahBoy

JTVeemo

>>531243249
Captain 3 Woomy has an orange butterfly land on her nose.

Does anyone have ability suggestions for the undercover brellas? I decided to give brellas a try and like that type the most with the Patternz one being my preferred one because of its kit.

>>531243925
Why did you exclude them

Panic open at the hour.

>>531243249
/ink/er yuri again (but wholesome.)

>>531244265
atleast pick the ones that like yuri

>>531244381
Wouldn't that just be S, k, and G?

>>531244184
2/4

>>531244381
>>531244563
Guess it's a three way then!

>>531244563
>>531244982
There are 4 people in that picture with a name starting with s.

>>531245381
the turbopink bedhead

>>531244563
fully namedrop them

>>531244896
Knock

>>531245453
do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

>>531245659
Opening

>>531245998
there is one bedhead woomy in that image

Does /ink/ subscribe the the tartar scar headcanon?

THE WHAT

>>531246016
Got space?

Holy fuck I hate this stage so much

>>531247325
Up

had a comm error will rejoin in a sec

Drug.
Drugged.
Dragged.
Thus to all E-liters.

>liternigger superjumps at the slightest sign of trouble
special place in hell for you if you play like this, you cowardly faggot

>>531246780
No, but I do believe Tartar's mindcontrol had long term consequences for Agent 3's psyche. It also aided their ability to locate and use human technology

>>531249580
It's not like an eliter needs anything besides respawn punisher

>comm error
This fuckin game man.....

I draw my own ceph but not porn, I'll draw porn of anyone's else but not mine

GG's Openeers!

GGs open

ggs open!

when will they nerf clash blaster

GGs open

>>531251315
After posting this, I realized that the new weapons don’t have titles but Urchin Underpass does.

>>531251485
none of the alternate kits have titles for some reason, just the base version.

>>531244016

>>531243349
I would have done this one but a friend did something similar

>>531244265
Not doing this unless you're more specific.

Aside from that, will work on another if you guys give me something else that motivates me.

>>531251839
Woomy on the right biting the other woomy's cheek playfully

>>531251839
Three way kiss with >>531244563 (the bedhead woomy, drill hair veemo, and singleflop chocowoomy)

>>531251095
never. it will forever remain trash, instead of shedding its huge timmy-murdering blast radius and getting some much needed mobility buffs in return because ngmi is a prideful fuck and has to be forcefully pointed nose-first into shit to cave in and revert any changes instead of trying to weasel his way out with changes on the periphery

>>531252037
Seconded

>>531251839
It looks great! Thank you.

im going to kiss callie right on her fit and toned tummy

>>531244265
>>531244381
>kold trying so hard to get teehee
his discord nitro tag is yuri from a bingus the cat server

>>531253935
What

>>531253935
How does this affect (You) personally?

>koldschizo challenge try to form a coherent thought
>difficulty imppssible

You're really running out of material lmfao

>>531255120
yep thats going in my ‘cord folder

>>531255120
Jesus Christ this kid is a actual lolcow

>>531255120
Ive seen mspaint shops more believeable than this

can we go one fucking thread without this nigger.

>>531255913
kold why are you in a server with minors and a yuri tag? >>531255120

>>531256345
When people do stuff like that I shoot my weapon at them.

does her winning mean she caused the plane crash

>>531256601
it was the mechanic's fault, they were the pilot
weren't they in a helicopter?

>>531256345
specials should give extra points when saved
>but then people will fail waves because they are greedy!
good, keep 'em greedy, make them fail, make them think- or sink like a rock and out of my matchmaking range (very high)

Princess Maker but woomy.

Ika Musume: Pretty Derby

>>531256601
>9/11 was horrible 3000 people died have some respect
>hahahaha indians died in a plane accident do not redeem

>>531257074
i meant for splatoon raiders dude what the fuck

>>531257074
>indians
lol
>gear up
>wait fuck that's fuel pumps, not gear up
>splash
and they aren't even close in the cockpit
as they say, indian-proof your plane and nature will find a better indian