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>>530718968Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
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Pool code: inkgen
>News• Splatfest: Land vs Sea vs Air is on until 7/13 8PM EST
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31
>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNA
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https://x.com/SplatoonEU
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https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
reached king and don't have to play this fest anymore
will frye break the manta ray's streak?
he's undefeated for seasonal fests.
So as I was saying
>>531020269Fuck Brostar and ballin. I want these, cheating/hacking cunts OUT.
No more sucking them off for easy wins.
>>531021791It would be sweet if she did
>>531021927The mass consensus of ink deemed an autistic french man bad enough to exclude from this general. It's time we do the same to these two faggots otherwise we're all hypocrites.
>>531023000Holy trips of trvthnvke
>>531023000Yeah I miss 2 when none of this was happening because there wasn't a dedicated retard (you) constantly posting bullshit to exclude others for no reason because you have nothing better to do with your miserable, waste of a life. Try suicide instead!
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>>531023605Rare good yebweyy
No fatties allowed beyond this point
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seanigger
airhead
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This word randomly lodged itself in my head today and I don't know where it came from
I don't even use cringe fagspeak like this
>>531021927can you two dykes move on already
>>531025860utsuhome on the range
i have not touched turf yet. only fish
>half time literally split 50/50
>HOLY SHIT TEAM SEA LANDSLIDE
this is why i dont vote
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Important Reminder
How does it Splatoon 3 run on switch 2 now. Is it worth getting it ? I noticed the frame drop after playing for a while in the first switch model , I run it in a pikachu ed switch btw. Should I just wait for a switch 2 splatoon special edition ?
>>531030798>52 galcheater
>can't even get the motivation to play splatfests anymore
sorry woomy
>>531032917Be honest, do you really need more snails?
>>531030929just wait. Switch 2 on release has been rather disappointing
Do we know the name of the anon that keeps trying to force the "forced losses" meme?
>>531036767Me, Joey, and (You) (the /ink/ player) say it a lot.
>>531036767flar is st/ink/ culture
>>531036767>who is trying to force FLARNintendo
>>531039916That was some incredible, sheer luck. Goddamn. I would've been internally panicking and even a little outwardly trying to meet that quota while only having 7 eggs placed in the basket. How panicked were you when you noticed you only had 7 eggs plunked into the basket?
>>531030929Pretty amazing specially it hits 4k for the most part now and a locked 60FPS everywhere now. Honestly I would say wait abit unless you REALLY need to upgrade then it's worth it. Seeing a good chunk of /ink/ers and me upgraded day one lol.
i wish fishing ranked you up in splatfest. these are some braindead retards on my team
>>531030798you will never be remembered
>>531030798The amount of people who have been dedicating their time to wait for Big Shot’s to appear is crazy.
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>>531047925>hates something because of its fanbase while also playing splatoonywnb japanese
>>531032917what you don't want to win or lose games entirely on the whim of matchmaking? that's not fun to you?
>>531047925you sure are obsessed with troons
>>531048667>I will never be japanese Thank fucking God I won't be ever be some neet incel pedophile woomy/veemo avatar faggot rotting in a 1x1 apartment
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>>531042607That wave was going so badly up to that point that I have all but written it off and didn't care desu. And then it started happening so fast that I didn't have time to process panicking whether we'd make it or not. All the adrenaline came like a second or two after it was over and it made me shudder.
>>531029275a 0.50% lead is not split 50/50
>No tricolor version for urchin
yeah, that addition was never meant to happen it's just the devs desperately trying to get people to play the game
the other attacking team aren't trying to splat me this time, impressive
>>531030798the big shot badge is unironically more impressive.
how often do woomys and veemos have sex
How does Nogami get away with this?
>>531055681You mean how does Nintendo keep putting Dating Sim/Hentai games on their family friendly console?
We didn’t have to drop the second bomb.
>>531055681It's like you've never seen ass in Nintendo games before.
>>531057665i can join after this turd match
I haven't played salmon run since May.
ggs cd
i guess ill go one more king then since i didnt get bonus yet
>>531059821the only one likely to have either is Acht.
>>531059821shiver and frye don't have matching hair and flesh color, their mouths and fingertips are red and purple respectively, so their nipples and pussy will match that
>>531060716lol thanks can't trust chatgpt for anything these days.
>>531061317You can see Big Man's already, he uses his dicks for walking.
ggs G thanks a lot for fishing! i kept messing up cause i just woke up sorry
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>>531060716alternative version. Still proably some hits n miss but it is essentially chatgpt's own analysis and when you try to dictate it shuts the conversation down lol.
Who else won a 10x battle whole listening to Kpop?
>rulerfinally i can fuck off from this shitty game mode.
>>531062410no https://youtu.be/e-JQucnZdhE?si=LPHs1vxQtVOMjJxI
It's the second day of splatfest but I haven't seen nono in the pool, how come
>>531062823You can thank panic for that. Oh by the way the majority of ink is still fine with a flexlion abuser being part of ink
>>531062823He left because of incessant bullying from other /ink/ers.
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I'm done with this Splatfest, got the ruler title and now I'm out
I really don't understand why I wanted to come back, let alone get the switch 2 for it. It's still the same infuriating grind it was before.
No amount of playing seems to make me better at this
anyone in air wanna tri-colour?
>>531062823I blocked him over a year ago after losing an x100 and claiming the game was "close" with his 400 ink contribution
>caring this much about a cacawar match
>>531064687What's the main problem you have in a match?
>>531064950400 ink pts with aerospray???
>>531065370afaik he switched to squiff
Stop talking about yourself.
im not french, i just care about the truth, david thoughie
I'm delchavo I main a throwing weapon inkbrush and I'm bad at salmon run. I hate Ballin for being good at the game.
wow i think this might be the first splatfest where i don't play at all. i kinda just don't care anymore
only opened the game for fishing lol
>>531065278Being overwhelmed and my horrid aim. I use gyro since Splat 1
I keep taking fights at disadvantage, or lose because hitting enemies once they are in my face seems impossible
And when I try to stay back I feel like I'm not contributing to anything
glad i make pedophiles seethe by my mere presence
>>531066083Bro even a retard using aerospray can get triple kills on a regular basis.
What weapon do you use, try a blaster if your aim sucks.
>>531066192>using blaster in turf war
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Sea is winning tri-color clout
>>531065839>goodWho's gonna tell bro about the win trading clique...
>>531066339>pick clash neo>kill 3 retards in the last 20 seconds>double down with chumps>winmore useful than 2 kill aerospray
>>531065839>a throwing weapon inkbrushwhat if inkbrush but it's a throwing weapon (think throwing axe)
that'd be pretty cool
Think I like this veemlet.
i havent played much but still want my shells as im greedy which team is wiing
>>531068185NOOOO YOU CAN'T REPOST THAT
@NINTENDO @FBI @ngmi DO SOMETHING
>>531067373what if we had a mini throwable ultra stamp as a sub weapon
it'd be cool to have more non-bomb subs
>>531069635>what if we had a mini throwable ultra stamp as a sub weaponburst bomb
>>531069876this but only if they're on my team
on the enemy team they're easy kills
>>531069712that but less instant
heavier with a bit higher damage and throwing distance
>>531069924*longer throwing distance
>>531069924So like a longer-range burst bomb that does 70-80 damage on direct impact
interesting
They'd have to make it cost like 80% ink tank and put a large cooldown on it to ensure that it doesn't get spammed
>>531069876I miss grey trash bins, why are they so rare.
>>531070179no curling launcher
:(
>>531070179because kids figured out that with booyah bomb they can't be killed and reefslider is too risky if you don't think, so they use the one that doesn't require them to think
>>531070774>if they don't thinkYou're not smart for abusing instant 70 damage panic button
>>531071234>reef>panic buttonlmao
>>531070774Neither require thinking.
>>531071234slider not being a true panic button does require a tiny bit of thinking. not much, but more than booyah that you can pop whenever.
>>531071343>>531071651trying not to name drop other /ink/ers challenge impossible
Renaming my woomy to "The" so anon loses his mind.
>>531073083>Splatted The!idgi
>>531073542maybe he's german
>useless other attacking team shoot at you instead of the enemy
>gets killed
>lose
Bravo
>>531076089>on defense>3/4 of us dead>attacking teams kill each other instead of capping the signal
>>531076089>"tri"color>actually just a 4v4 with friendly fire enabled for one team
be honest when we first head about tricolor we all assumed it would be 3v3v3
>>531079731when i first heard about tricolor i assumed it would be shit
i was right
>splat 2 had shifty stations, a totally new stage with unique mechanics, for every single splatfest
>splat 3 just has slightly-modified existing maps and a shit 2v2v4 game mode
I'm expecting splat 4 to just do away with unique splatfest modes entirely, at this rate
are you regretting getting a switch 2 already instead of waiting for the splatoon 4 themed switch 2
Kill yourself french turd, you cheating faggot. You don't deserve that win.
>>531080430no
I'm glad I got my switch 2 before orange clown tariffs fuck the pricing
>>531080604careful, you'll upset like 4 /ink/ers
>>531080354tricolor maps actually widened the maps that badly needed it, shame they never actually did it for the normal versions. It's been a while but I wouldn't be surprised if most of the shifties were actually more open than 3's maps.
no idea how people think the price will go up when they're concurrently selling the japan version for 30% less.
>>531081148please understand that a lot of people in america are mentally ill, even after nintendo said in april that the prices won't go up in america these deranged "people" have to keep thinking they will as they need to keep hating the man who's saving their shit hole of a country because they hate themselves and the land they live in
all this over japanese video games, it makes me glad i live in a 3rd world shit hole
>>531081915look, you're one of the 4 people.
Nogami is in the Epstien files
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>>531081915>the man who's saving their shit hole of a countryby pissing off all of our allies and starting trade wars left and right?
>>531082531They take our yebbies
>>531082503you mean the ones that, as of a week ago, don't exist and never did?
>>531082697your "allies" have been ripping you and your country off for decades, funny how they've all folded now after being called out
Never played splatoon before and I'm thinking of getting splatoon 3 and I'm wondering does it support couch multiplayer and how well does it support playing with your friends online?
>>531082915>lives in a capitalist society>doesn't even understand how it works
>>531082915ripping off how?
>>531082915>ripping you off by.. giving you the cheapest wares and making you the leading nation of the world whilst every other nation serves for your interests
>>531082995>does it support couch multiplayerno
>how well does it support playing with your friends onlinefine enough but disconnecting and tick rate are concerning
Splatoon Battle Royale is coming.
/pol/fags derail an /ink/ thread once again
>>531083732M didn't pick a team :/
My yebby wants to rape french weyyos
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Land and Air are not sending their best.
>>531085386He drew Shiver with Frye's head.
>>531085487just needs a good bonking to return her to her stewie head shape.
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can't stop won't stop
>match against brostar
>"your network is unstable"
I've not seen this since launch season, leave my game alone
the rare silver aero user
>>531086859Wash your hands afterward
>>531086949good thing he always has a bloblobber handy to do that in
punch woomy - she sells punch
>>531088543Who is the top
>>531088787Joey is a known bottom
post references of the two and I (wont) draw porn of them
>>531086513His aura and roguish charm seem to have btfo'd your crappy internet, anon.
>>531020124kold and whos the other one
Why is it that yebweyy players are almost always unlikable?
>>531090784they don't feel the calm of the woomy or the sex relief of the veemo
>>531090784Gays are naturally repulsive.
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how many years has it been since you stopped playing 3
Did I miss a fucking patch or some shit
why am I getting outgunned by aerosprays 20 feet away did they get an accuracy buff
Callie’s big beautiful bubble butt bouncing boldly bringing booty-based bedlam
>>531092405bvilt for octarian bvlls
>>531092473much like a shotgun is built for your mouth
>>531092350High RNG on a pushed weapon will occasionally create moments of seemingly astounding (more accurately improbable) weapon performance. We have a local who relies on that to farm WEBMs.
opinion on the kraken on splatoon 3 desu why couldn't make revert like it was in splatoon 1
>>531092952>getting mad at canon againThis guy doesn't actually like Callie, sad but typical
>>531085315sorry but tri is always just mirrors for us
we are busy sinking team sea on the other modes
tri has to be one of worst addition to the game and its so unbalanced
Marie’s big buxom bouncing blissful bra-busting breathtakingly bold bulbous buoyant bodacious bewildering blouse-bursting beautiful baffling beacon of brazen busty brilliance
>>531093279Did he finally fuck off? Nice.
>>531093575bvilt for agent 4 floppers
>>531093102Did you have a stroke while typing this?
you know what splatoon 4 needs? indestructible panic button specials.
>>531093336tri battle has to be worst addition to 3 its so unbalanced
>>531093842We have those, they're called crab and booyah
>b-b-but technically-Technically you could push bubbler and kraken off the map to kill them, that doesn't mean it's practical
>>531093842Just like Splatoon 1? Based
are we sure sea is the most popular?
I barely ever seen them. I only play against land half the time while also getting a bunch of mirrors
and all the seabros I have say they mostly fight air with some landlubbers here and there
>>53109449180% of the playerbase is in japan dummy
>>531094645how do I keep forgetting that??
Very well then GGs
>>531091890almost 1/365th years.
doesn't it get old having to report cheaters every other match?
i barely see any cheaters in this game
>>531021651 (OP)Getting a lot of Land mirrors in Tri-Color.
im getting so many dcs this time from other players its no fun
how have they still not nerfed crab
>>531097398They just did in the last patch?
why do splatanas still exist
>>531097573>complaining about splatanas in 2022+3
why do woomies still exist?
>>53109774625 year old hag in the back
>>531097398Last patch killed the direct + roll combo.
>>531097852use a real weapon
>>531098607Why use real weapons when fake weapons do the job?
we need to retvrn to shooter meta
>>531098607git gud splatfest tourist :^)
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>>531098607>use a real weap-ACK!
>>531098973funny you say that…..swords are the most tranny coded class in the game
>>531098684using broken weapons that don't play as intended because they are unbalanced is an exploit, and exploits are cheating.
>>531098912I'm top 500 lmfao
>>531098973prime example of them not working as intended
where are the rest of the third kits?
>>531100106Soon, there's no way only one charger gets one.
Look at how many Sheldon's picks/Kensa weaps from 1 and 2 got shafted.
>>531098973stamper is massively overrated
the only reason people use decav is because every other bubbler weapon sucks
>>531099473fucking nono is top 500 doing slider cheese, it literally means nothing unless you give division and power
can love bloom on the splattlefield
>he still thinks we're getting any 3rd kits
the hallucinations are getting worse
>>531101816Anon posting from the lostbelt where the Switch 2 got canceled.
who is the one saying "mii~" in suntan ocean by reel deel
>>531102526i'm the eel deal
any1 has a recording of the pb how many times did ballin destroy kold kek
woomy & cucumber
*crunch*
To the anon who was crying about being single a couple threads ago just remember you could always be in brostars shoes.
this general is completely fucked, huh
>>531104806woomy & knuckles
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>forced a 10 minute ban
wow thanks nintendo guess i'll reup the room in 10
>>531106548callie protecting her habitat
>>531109690Really suspicious, one tried an out of map exploit in our spawn and they suddenly played much differently and confident like they knew where we all were after the DC when we were dominating initially.
>>531106548Your parents must be so proud.
I still talk with my mommy and daddy yeah
>multiplier battle notificaion
>no /ink/ names
>>531110516Nigga is on poolsclosed waiting for /ink/ names
I'm trans and have a good relationship with both my parents.
god 4 needs to remove advanced movement
awful
>>531112068If you can't hand the extremely limited movement of splatoon maybe you should go play overwatch.
>>531112010another last rotation land room up 2/4
>>531112574pls no vacation
>>531112783I can play for a while.
can you play overwatch on the switch 2 with mouse joycon
I remember syrup seanwiches
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I think that's enough tri-color wrecking for now
probably had a 90% win rate there
>>531112994people don't think i notice that sendarum came back and rebranded to "panic"
the signs are all there: side tail, artbegging, ocfagging, annoying, bad at pvp, annoying, discord fagging
Land is not sending their best.
>>531114261>I am a fucking newfag
>>531096164>>531093575>>531081574I'm gonna make my dick splat really quick
>>531112636STILL 2/4 LANDLOVERS
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IT'S HIM
>>531115137I'll hit the road once you get to Ruler, I just got mines.
>go to mid ledge of shipshape
>everyone else bunches up at mid ledge of shipshape
>nono
:/
>nono, but ambiguously female
:O
Is it possible to get from champion to ruler in an hour and 20 mins?
>>531115868only if you are a champion at the game
>>531114435Glad to see another seafag acknowledge that land sucks at tricolor.
>>531114261just like you thought Ramirez was Panic right?
fucking retard
>>531115868It actually is but you will need a full stack of everyone using the same gear as much as possible for a greater bonus.
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am i crazy or was her ass not visible like this on switch 1
>>531116265It was, it was just rendered at 144p.
>>531115868You had 48 hours.
>>531114261>don't know anything about thread lore except a few random names>bait and name drop them both and be retarded in hopes that someone will give me more backstory on /ink/ before you started playing in 2022
>the double bb into each spawn at the end
nice.
>>531116385she has her cheeks out
>>531116112nta, but genuine question, whats the qrd on ramirez?
>>531080023shiver MOVE YOUR ASS out of the WAY
it's my turn.
gooood looordd I need to put on lipstick and kiss frye everywhere, forcefully tattoo the marks i've left on her body so it will be clear she belongs to me
any avid aviatiors aggregating?
tricolor or open?
>>531092405im a lesbian octarian and this image got my dingaling hard....... great heavens
>>531116265switch 2 users get premium utsushiro
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Is it true that rainy used to be named lelouch?
>5:14 other attackers
impressive, given all 4 defenders were on our side the whole time.
>>531117876Swimsuits would breathe more life into this dead game than 3rd kits ever could
>>531118051it really wouldn't.
GGs CT, if you still need a hand getting to Ruler let me know.
>>531118249Why did CT bIock him
>one hour to get to +8
This plane ain't landing yet!! >:D
Didn’t the No Chill emote used to have the ceph open its mouth while fanning its face for a second or am I misremembering?
>>531119083The NPC version does.
>>531119083Only for people in the plaza.
>>531119083that's the idle animation in the plaza that is similar.
>>531117614I don't know that nigga a pedophile
>>>/wsg/5922601
*walks up to your holoceph from behind* *presses A, Y*
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plaza walk-around so all the non-switch2-owners can experience 60fps plaza
>>531120671nigga paid $450 for 60fps plaza
>>531120939uh oh it's sounding like somebody doesn't have a well-paying job!!
dont forget to scrub your conch shells and use your shirt
The worst splatoon game turns 8 in a little over a week.
>>531121418Dog years for splatoon 3?
Given Team Sea's inevitable victory, what other splatfest themes does /ink/ reckon they'll do that are loosely tied to Raiders?
>>531121516Your joke doesn’t even work.
>>531121794Kinda like the matchmaking in Splatoon 3.
>>531121567i dont care about forced turdwar
unus andrew jackson per annum. why is nintendo 30 years behind on network tech?
>>531121567This is likely the only one it's getting. They don't tend to use splatfests for foreshadowing very often.
>>531122405we had the deserted island one prior, but that was way before Raiders was revealed
who else is listening to deep cut while standing around in the plaza doing nothing
>>531123305total yebby death
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>>531123571Team air deserves to lose with how many retards ended up on my team
>probably last actual game is versus 3-second-lag japs
thanks nogami.
Wait oops I didn't mean to reply to any post
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>>531124446I legit had the worst losing streaks of any splatfest on fri/sat, but then in tri color I had like 90% win rate
it was bizarre
>>531124704so many gold aerosprays who went 0/8
nah, air deserves to lose
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ggs panko.
Congrats on scoring at the Shell-Out Machine, panic & $'s callin!
>forgot to get ruler
>barely even care
is this burnout
>>531125848I joined team sea and didn't play a single match
hey pb from last week, these are for you:
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https://files.catbox.moe/u4qks6.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/jd75be.mp4
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https://files.catbox.moe/zy5ysa.mp4
>>531126738No rooms and I refuse to solo queue
>>531126007...so did you just leave your game open for an entire week?
>>531126007Where is french weyyo
I wish changing main ability wasn't so suffering
Never noticed this until tonight.
>>531130706I want to stomp on him.
whats going on with my "wooms" and in some cases "yebs?
>Sea? I told ya they were a bunch'a wee lasses
>>531132116The flexlion files
i can't believe frye fucking died in that air india crash
>>531137039AWWW BOOHOO YOU GOT 21 SNAILS INSTEAD OF 24
Wow, all 3 teams were just about equal in popularity? Neat.
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Can we have more third kits now.
>>531137274alright congrats i already don't care about this anymore
>>531137329The ones we got are cancerous enough, thanks.
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whats going on with my "wooms" and in some cases, "yebs"? theyre all going after gold dynamo player Ballin!, who is doing a FANTASTIC JOB! We're on one Team, /INK/, and i dont like whats happening. We have a PERFECT Player, THE TALK OF ALL OF /INK/, and "selfish mormons" are trying to hurt it, all over a program that never dies, Flexlion. for months its win trading over and over again.
>zones in series
>map with fuckhuge zone
>map with fucktiny zone
interesting
Okay so Raiders news when?
>No Big Man schizo crash-out
more like team semen eheheheheh
>about to win
>enemy splashdowns the zone and insta-caps it
okay yeah urchin zones is still garbage-tier for zones
>>531138502joey calm down
splatfest results sure are exciting, what with everyone already knowing which team is going to win
>>531138960the exciting part isn't really finding out who won, but rather, finding out how much the winner won by.
I wonder how many of us picked Sea... I know alot of people was on Air but I am curious. Anyways GGs fellow Sea bros!
>>531138856not until nogami fixes this shit map and makes the splat zone bigger / splits it into two zones
everyone on land has failed me
get out of my sight
We had a good run Big Man bros...
Would've picked Sea but I don't like playing fests anymore. Plus there's nothing to use the shells on anymore
>she doesn't know how to use the shells
summer
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ggs seabros
>>531138502just like how it was in splatoon 1 and ink missile
>>531140698I never played splat 1; could you really just ink missile anywhere on the map or did it have a range limit
>>531140841anywhere on the map
but you were left super vulnernable during activation
>>531140678epic Jules Verne reference! :)
the morm()n picked team air is now malding about losing the fest kek
is it true that ballin and sneakysnake teamed up against kold in the pb yesterday and he got so mad he crashed out in hotdog's secret discord where there's a trans minor being groomed and where rayzor and his family ate an entire year old moldy pie on purpose
>>531141935stop namedropping
fatty
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I need to go on a diet
>>531142220I guess we're ocposting again...
>>531141802I want your woom too.
callie easily beating the hotdog wr without even knowing it
>>531132160Thank you demoflowre
>>531140332Just spam reroll on new hats bro
Who else chose Frye team while listening to Kpop?
Raiders direct this week.
Thank you /ink/, my boobs are going to be milked really good tomorrow all thanks to you
I just realized Salmon Run is actually an amazing game mode. They got so much right. Why does it make so many people seethe?
Are a lot of people here playing on Sw2? Or still on their OG Switch?
I just found out my monitor doesn't even have "the" HDMI version that lets you do 120hz over HDMI so even less of a reason for me to get one now
>big man got the last ever seasonal splatfest stolen by the fucking goblina
>>531158650I play on Switch 1 because I honestly don't see a reason to upgrade. That may change when Raiders comes out
>>531158650lets be real. you're not going to be playing any games that are going to run at 120fps unless it's a nso game.
>>531160418I thought games ran fast now? Whappen???
The original octoling design was better
>>531158520Sr really makes you work with your team that's why I like it compared to nightreign
>>531160661Switch 2 is struggling with some Gamecube games. It's pathetic, we've had Dolphin for over 10 years now
>>531160661It mostly is but 120hz? I doubt it could do it but Metroid Prime 4 will show us how well it can REALLY do it.
>>531162638Just some random small stutter for like every 16 seconds from what people seen.
my woomy is woke. she keeps saying things like everyone should be nice to each other and treated equally
>>531164387beat her up, can't have that m8
>>531164387That's nice
Post woomy
I once took a screenshot of a inkling sitting with her legs spread in the hub
>>531165230Lmfao. What. Bro you're cooked, go outside
>>531130706Stop noticing.
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Most normal fryefag
>>531168324Thoughts on sam?
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>>531137576>most votesmost people never were on a ship
>>531176586I don't like boats
it's irritating, and stinks, and wet and it gets everywhere
>>531176586I love the ocean and go out to sea at least 3 times a year for extended periods of time but still chose land travel because I vote for the idol I prefer regardless of the option they're advocating for
>>531184526Shiver with a ponytail…does something for me…
We don't deserve woomies.
Does splatoon have any mushrooms or fungi?
>>531189315Woomy foot fungus
>>531190538Aerospray user
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god I HATE freelancing
>>531191081>freelancing before you hit 9s on any stage>especially the fucking boat
>>531191380here's your drink and your sex
>>531191163having higher power doesn't match you with better players, just ensures they'll struggle more
>>531191163I just wanted to get my dailies
I don't have any other option as none of my friends play splatoon
>play with inkhell no, I would just get namedropped and flamed to hell and back with you psychos
>>531191673>I would just get namedropped and flamed to hell with you psychosIt's one guy
Unless you are literally throwing no one is going to comment on your skill/lack thereof
Shiver and Frye are ugly and I'm tired of pretending they aren't
>>531194363and this is why you're gay and i'm not.
There should be a maximal number of shifts before you get a King, I've been playing for 3 hours I'm going nuts
>>531195687That’s an intentional design choice so that you keep playing.
anon is going nuts. crazy. wild.
Played tricolor battles for the first time yesterday. Who has the advantage, it feels like defenders are quite a bit weaker than the attackers
>>531197123it's map dependent
some maps favor attackers, some favor defenders
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ah, finally back to the real game modes
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>your team
>Splatlandian Youth
>their team
>4 Japanese nicknames
>>531201063frogposter gets what it deserves
The blacker the yebby the sweeeter the juice
>frogposter gets what it deserves
Yuri tranime posters get so uppity when truechan culture is posted
>>531126007Good woomies and veemos.
>>531202761Anime website.
>>531203041Sorry I don't speak trans
>>531203136Obsessed.
>inb4 he posts the image
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back to whatever d*sc*rd you crawled out of
>>531203230No hablo transpanol
I found a new youtuber for us to watch along with chara dude chase247 and gem (whenever he comes back) https://youtu.be/vfnYNOO5MhU
>>531203284Leave nono alone
>>531204614>filthy casualA video I can finally relate to.
>37 minutes of ramblingclosed
I guess back to raiders shitposting.
On the off chance it does end up being a survival base building crafting slog, i really hope we can build grind rails.
Custom grind rail paths just sound really fun to me.
>>531204763>manfags coping
>>531205565ive been on both teams when they won and that image is accurate, fryefags will throw at any opportunity and have to be dragged over the finish line
I remember siding with frye because everyone thought she was a hideous jeet (accurate) and now all the yuriniggers flocked to her. It ain't easy going against the grain
>>531205924>hideous jeetThat’s redundant.
>>531205924do you ever have an original thought that doesn't involve a buzzword
Frye hate was and still is forced.
>>531206184Do some filtermaxxing tranny
>frye won because she is popular
>not frye won because she had the popular choice
>>531206481she can't stop talking about trannies, sisters...
>>531054081No it's not because any little timmy can get it with enough time
>>531204763>i'm totally not seething bro look at me i'm so chill haha
>>531206503if you look at the votes all the choices were about equal
Seeing the recent splatfest end on /v/, i have a question, /ink/
As someone who's whole experience is playing way too much splatoon 1 and pretty much just 1 because i was a broke NEETer untill recently, is it worth it to get a switch 2 and splat3 at this point in the games life, or should i wait for raiders and the inveitable spl4toon
i dont really care for mario kart or dk
>>531208627Existence of Raiders pretty much tells you outright S4 isn't in the cards for another ~3 years
>>531208627i'd suggest you start caring for DK or Mario or any other Nintendo IP in general so you don't just have a 500 dollar Splatoon machine.
>>531208627We got third kits recently so there's still some life to this game at least until the end of the year. Wait for the direct this month before deciding.
>>531208627splatoon 4 is at least 2 years away, get 3 if the call of woomy is unshakeable
>>531208627Really depends on your situation bud. Ignore the /v/ doomposting and ask yourself if you'd have fun with Splatoon 3. Salmon Run is fun to grind but friends help. Turf and Ranked is fun in small bursts. Story modes are fun too. If ya got the cash to spare and can find a Switch 2 easily then go for it mate.
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>>531209401lol the thumbnail looks she she doesn’t have a neck
>>531208931>i'd suggest you start caring for DK or Mario or any other Nintendo IP in general so you don't just have a 500 dollar Splatoon machine.I mean, its not like i dont care about 'mario'
i just dont care about mario kart world
hell, honestly, aside from splat, Duskbloods and kirby Air Riders looks interesting to me
but i'll probably just wait until the direct as the other anon said before making any choices
>>531212125the DK game is made by the Odyssey team if that's of any interest.
>All these faggots trying to trick some guy into buying a Switch 2 for splatoon 3
lmao i dare you to post your matchmaking history to show him how bad the matchmaking is
>>531216105real fans are buying switch2 anyway
>>531216105Seethe, shitter
>>531216489>Refuses to post the results of his matches to show how terribly lopsided the matchmaking is
>>531216105>all the posts said to waitSometimes I can't tell if you're baiting or retarded.
>>531216685splat 3 is prone to snowballing that doesn't mean matchmaking is bad
See how snakey they get when you bring up Splatoon 3's matchmaking?
>chara made a video where he plays ranked modes with no music by using recon
I think he ran out of ideas.
>>531219861if you think they're gonna release splat 4 before the next animal crossing you're delulu
>>531220836The AC and Splat teams are definitely separate now
>>531221043yeah and the B squad is working on raiders so
rainy and panic always get free art
https://x.com/cam_ping3_bau/status/1944232759343690177?t=tefikmnWx7qwhQ-fixajQw&s=19 this is you /ink/
>>531220836I think its going to depend a lot on what raiders ends up being.
If its just a splat 3 dlc that bloated too big to be part of the expansion pack, splat 4 could be right around the corner.
If raiders is actually a full game and they keep patching splat 3 a while longer, i can see the 3 years.
It all starts with this. A jewel containing the ultimate power.
>>531221429>If its just a splat 3 dlc that bloated too big to be part of the expansion pack, splat 4 could be right around the corner.This is what it will be
>>531216105you don't even play the game afknigger
>>531222398you say that like its a bad thing
>>531221194Have you tried having a cute woomy?
>>531221194Sorry only pedophiles get free art
>>531227586oops just saw. gimme a few mins and ill have the room up
>>531228278I just turned my switch off...
>>531228480dont care you will join my room NOW
up
>>531220836They're different teams now slowtard. We've known this since the splat 3 credits dropped.
>Lose a tornado wave
This shouldn't even be possible
ggfsh! thanks for the king as always
>>531221194Namedrop an /ink/er that has no art and give me 10 splatoon artists taking commissions
>>531233059 Mike has no art yet is a splatoon artist.
>>531233506i still don't get how that retard can mix eyemasks up between inklings and octolings
GGs guys, needed my bonuses and a King
>>531233059I'm going to take art requests in a little bit so I'll do it for free
>scan a yellow Inkling amiibo (looks female)
>male voice
GG's Mu, BB, and G! Fun rounds
Salmon run is probably the best PvE game ever made. Nightreign lost so hard.
>>531237223and who are you?
>>531237595Eyebrows don’t lie.
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>>531238575Give me about 10-20 minutes
>Mike Incel
>>>/wsg/5922601
>>531239261?????
did you just dox yourself
>>531240460anon i dont think a convicted serial rapist is playing splatoon and drawing in jail
Going to finish up a sprite I was working on previously and then going to move onto requests, so go ahead and get them in now. Just be sure to behave yourself, family are tuned in this time.
https://www.twitch.tv/sketchtan
>>531243249himecut/banger woomy but with the front part completely covering her eyes
>>531233059nono
(You)
Ballin
Sneakysnake
Snakehands
Mikkel
BooyahBoy
JTVeemo
>>531243249Captain 3 Woomy has an orange butterfly land on her nose.
Does anyone have ability suggestions for the undercover brellas? I decided to give brellas a try and like that type the most with the Patternz one being my preferred one because of its kit.
>>531243925Why did you exclude them
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>>531243249/ink/er yuri again (but wholesome.)
>>531244265atleast pick the ones that like yuri
>>531244381Wouldn't that just be S, k, and G?
>>531244381>>531244563Guess it's a three way then!
>>531244563>>531244982There are 4 people in that picture with a name starting with s.
>>531245381the turbopink bedhead
>>531244563fully namedrop them
>>531245453do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
>>531245998there is one bedhead woomy in that image
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Does /ink/ subscribe the the tartar scar headcanon?
Holy fuck I hate this stage so much
had a comm error will rejoin in a sec
Drug.
Drugged.
Dragged.
Thus to all E-liters.
>p complaining about open matches again
>liternigger superjumps at the slightest sign of trouble
special place in hell for you if you play like this, you cowardly faggot
>>531246780No, but I do believe Tartar's mindcontrol had long term consequences for Agent 3's psyche. It also aided their ability to locate and use human technology
>>531249580It's not like an eliter needs anything besides respawn punisher
>comm error
This fuckin game man.....
I draw my own ceph but not porn, I'll draw porn of anyone's else but not mine
when will they nerf clash blaster
>>531251315After posting this, I realized that the new weapons don’t have titles but Urchin Underpass does.
>>531251485none of the alternate kits have titles for some reason, just the base version.
>>531244016>>531243349I would have done this one but a friend did something similar
>>531244265Not doing this unless you're more specific.
Aside from that, will work on another if you guys give me something else that motivates me.
>>531251839Woomy on the right biting the other woomy's cheek playfully
>>531251839Three way kiss with
>>531244563 (the bedhead woomy, drill hair veemo, and singleflop chocowoomy)
>>531251095never. it will forever remain trash, instead of shedding its huge timmy-murdering blast radius and getting some much needed mobility buffs in return because ngmi is a prideful fuck and has to be forcefully pointed nose-first into shit to cave in and revert any changes instead of trying to weasel his way out with changes on the periphery
>>531251839It looks great! Thank you.
im going to kiss callie right on her fit and toned tummy
>>531244265>>531244381>kold trying so hard to get teeheehis discord nitro tag is yuri from a bingus the cat server
>>531253935How does this affect (You) personally?
>koldschizo challenge try to form a coherent thought
>difficulty imppssible
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You're really running out of material lmfao
>>531255120yep thats going in my ‘cord folder
>>531255120Jesus Christ this kid is a actual lolcow
>>531255120Ive seen mspaint shops more believeable than this
can we go one fucking thread without this nigger.
>>531255913kold why are you in a server with minors and a yuri tag?
>>531255120
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>duo with couple name saved their specials for "celebration" when we nearly lost wave 3
>>531256345When people do stuff like that I shoot my weapon at them.
does her winning mean she caused the plane crash
>>531256601it was the mechanic's fault, they were the pilot
weren't they in a helicopter?
>>531256345specials should give extra points when saved
>but then people will fail waves because they are greedy!good, keep 'em greedy, make them fail, make them think- or sink like a rock and out of my matchmaking range (very high)
Princess Maker but woomy.
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>>531256601>9/11 was horrible 3000 people died have some respect>hahahaha indians died in a plane accident do not redeem
>>531257074i meant for splatoon raiders dude what the fuck
>sanrio femcel crying again
>>531257074>indianslol
>gear up>wait fuck that's fuel pumps, not gear up>splashand they aren't even close in the cockpit
as they say, indian-proof your plane and nature will find a better indian
*comes into the thread*
*looks at every single woomy posted*
*leaves*
*refuses to explain*
>>531257556Only thing this thread is good for anymore.
>>531252020Think I'm starting to burn out, sorry. Hope you all enjoyed. Now back into hiding I go
>>531258057Insanely fucking cute. Thanks anon
>>531257074Indians made plenty of fun over 9/11 and still do to this day, I don't see why you think Americans need to show any respect
there are no indians in splatoon
>>531257393I love Tower Kraken cheese
>>531259527what you say you son of basterd bitch
>/pol/ headcanons
9/11 jokes are corny since theyre mostly relayed by underage retards born well after 2001. that being said you have incredibly thin skin if you get offended by those jokes
>>531259889just because she is brown and retarded and smells like feces doesnt mean shes indian...
>>531260098:( she raped me
>>531260576>ywn be goblingrippedwhy even live
Roleplaying as "autistic" is not fun. Probably a troll rather than someone lending his controller to his little brother. This person throwed on purpose our Salmon Run waves various times, as well in the waiting zone he was going at the corners and staying there (if approached, they ran to another corner).
They did nothing on waves, just stand there, getting killed or just moving the stick pretending they're dumb. Their name was Autistic with stars and shit, pink slopsuit and the darkest of skins.
Very long rant I know lol. I rarely take things in this game so seriously but I felt this person was trying to mock and ridiculize people rather than having a fun time. If you're gonna be so disrespectful (and maybe even racist?? Unsure.) against a whole group of people, do it with your friends, not in public lobbies. And if you're gonna throw your games, as well do it with your friends, asshole.
That's it. Had to let it go.
>>531261514didn't read, but you seem upset.
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Every copy of Splatoon 3 is personalized for the user
>go to play
>wanna play series
>Clam Shitz
how is it always clam shitz every time
>>531267696divine intervention, it's for your own good
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I ain't no circle
it's hip to be square!
I almost made it to X in Clam Blitz back in Splat 2. The higher level rooms almost made it tolerable.
>>531268550>play s2 /ink/ pbs>had X in every mode>one day I drop to S+ in clam blitz>there was a pb scheduled that day>feel my heart sink>didn't want /ink/ to make fun of me so I played as much clam blitz as possible to climb back>it worked
531261514
>copypasting posts from /r/saltoon
Pathetic.
>copying the reddit karma system
Pathetic.
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Pearl is lookin' kinda weird today.....
>>531270317stay off the drugs sweetie...
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Holy fucking omega based, someone else remembers this game exists
>>531270685uhhm which game is that, please elucidate.
>>531270825https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fSczV8U4sI
>>531271053I like the artstyle, is it good?
>>531270685>>531271053I bought this and never played it, maybe I should.
>>531271358It's pretty fun, yeah. If you've ever played Necrodancer it's essentially that but as a 2D platformer. Only real complaint is that it's pretty short, like 6-7 hours, which made people complain about the $40 price tag.
The OST is a fucking banger though. Every song is great.
giving a woomy a (You)my on ikachan.org
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oh hey there spambot
>>531271908>Every song is great.Yeah gonna add the ost to my mix. I'll see if I get it with a PS store gift card.
>>531256549>original sizenice
>>531272339No fatties allowed, leave
>>531257074>dead burgershahahahahahaha
>dead poosHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>531277808I hate america but honest India is probably the only country I'm unironically racist against
>DK Bananza spoilers already
Time to take an internet vacation for a few days
s2 turf with this woomy.
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>>531280670no one is talking about bananza?? bizarre off topic nintendrone blogpost
>>531280670nobody here's posting about it. You're safe with /ink/
>>531280714why did he leave us….
>>531281319cday... whacka... reuniclus... we've lost many good woomies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czmjVFxxNDw
>>531280714s2's camera is fucking awful. i hate that s3's movement and camera made s2 unplayable, because the maps were better.
>nintendrone is a disney adult
>>531286068That song was made way before Disney bought Pixar
Raiders is going to be considered a budget title (sold at only $60)
