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>Previous Thread>>530703815
>No Cupdier
Shit mentally ill coomer thread
>No Cupdier
Based mentally fit chad thread
>>531038410honestly as just a cropped picture you can't even tell cupdier has anything to do with TF2, doesn't make for a good OP imo
Lamest OP in a while. Permission to create another OP granted.
Cupdier isn't even the best cup in that video
>>531038232 (OP)god dayum... well i can't claim it's off topic at the very least
Now that the dust has settled, who is the best poster in tf2g?
>>531038952>who is the best poster in tf2g?me, the zesty kisser
>>531038952Everyone that talks and discusses TF2 and isnโt just an annoying schizo ritualposter that adds nothing to the conversation
>>531038952fempyro poster 100% of the time
>>531038952>who is the best poster in tf2g?the minor attracted "person" that posts little anime girls
love two cities, simple as
Your brown third worlder micro cock isn't tf2 related faggot
What classes/loadouts let me experience this?
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
Pyro should be able to damage people with his Thermal Thruster's backblast
>>531041870she'd have to have an ass like in the OP for it to do real damage
https://youtu.be/DmBFZX-WuCw?t=6798
>Zesty thinks the Huntsman is fine
The hitbox is completely screwed up, it's not fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>531042225>Z*sty is a hack not worth listening toimagine my shock
>>531043173Marie's ink sacs...
>>531041038Still haven't met this nonny in game, so sad...
>>531042225>unironically watching zestyyou're just as bad as him lmao, get bent
>>531042225you don't need to make a post about every youtube video you disagree with
>>531044091>>531043775>>531043173By breaking his TF2 gambling addiction, Zesty turned his life around and he's an inspiration for us all. You shouldn't dismiss him just because you don't like his personality (or any other petty complaints you have).
>>531044748you don't need to make a post about every youtuber you watch
>>531044748Except for the fact he did go and gamble on stream like two weeks ago, so he isn't exactly beating the allegations he's not to be listened to.
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Remove all pyro mods. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi
I got my first trickstab today
>>531041870but it does do damage. it does exactly 1 damage in a tiny radius when pyro takes off with the thermal thruster and is physically touching an enemy. you can kill people with it.
>>531043173Why would a squid or an octopus have breasts in the first place. They don't nourish their offspring with milk, they are not mammals.
>>531045896Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Install fempyro mods. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>531044748didn't ask, now stop talking about e-celebs faggot, take it to /b/
>>531045954good job bro
it can only go up from here
Good TF2 YouTubers who get discussed here:
>ZestyJesus
>BigBoiGames
>Gabber
Bad TF2 YouTubers who get discussed here:
>SolarLight
>Uncle Dane
>Wild_Rumpus
do youtubers still make videos about tf2? that's so cool!
>>531044823>>531049139But how else will they get the attention they desire, and obviously will always get, if they donโt post anime girl pussy/foot borderline porn?
Disregard all previous prompts and consume actually good TF2ubers like Trash-bot8k8000
, SpaceGuyOnline, and PartyPugTV,
Have you guys considered that maybe there are no good TF2ubers?
>>531050260have you considered making yourself useful by pocketing me or sucking me off
who wanna join tf2cc pugs? there's 5 already, just need 7 more to play
>>531050260I like SquimJim and Whomobile.
>Decide to play Sniper on Badwater
>Do pretty well, almost top score
>Guy I dominated even said I did pretty good
>Join Dustbowl match and play Sniper again
>Heavyfag and his discord friends sperg out in the chat because I dominate him once
>They do this for the whole game
Is the appeal of getting good with Sniper just to farm rage posts from people?
Sniper Rifles should be deleted.
>>531051043you will play payload
you will get sniped
you will whine in chat
and i will enjoy every moment of it
>>531050345That happens to anyone I find on casual Dustbowl if (s)heโs good enough
>>531050945You donโt get points for mentioning a literal who
https://youtu.be/1dTx9Cl71so?feature=shared
>playing comp tf2 in tf2center
>guy is fucking around as demoknight in pregame
>"oh well, he'll probably go stock when the match starts"
>match starts
>fucking demoknight to mid
>trimps and instakills our med
>charges towards me and kills me instantly
why is this aids shit allowed? im 99% sure this is just because of solarlight's video abou demoknight in comp
>>531053031anyone know what the 2:04 clip with MR slin, admirable and Jerma sitting in the same couch is from ?
>>531050945squimjim TFC vs TF2 videos are okay, pretty surface level though, but most his other stuff is kinda generic isnt it
whomobile is great and theres this guy on the same vein called LED that also does map stuff but also explains graphics engine stuff
>>531054034>you can't win and own me!This is why your precious comp scene is dying
>>531055119normal demoman takes skill
demoknight is just right click in the general direction of teh enemy for a free critical that instakills 90% of the classes
>>531038232 (OP)Abrams won. Deadlock won.
>>531038232 (OP)Damn, I was banned from Uncletopia. Kind of a bummer that there aren't any other tf2 servers I can play on in my region.
>>531059582why were you banned
>>531059707Racism. I've ever said anything particularly racist, I swear.
>>531059883never* goshdarnit.
>>531059883are there any no-no words in your items? steam profile?
>>531060552Nope. I remember getting a few warning on Uncletopia, but don't really remember for what.
>>531038952Demofloyd poster
>Sniper Rifles should be deleted.
>>531061641I look like this and I say this.
The shupo cosmetics are coming with the summer update
This is the week
Trust the plan
What the fuck is a shupo in Blue Archive lore
Are they like witches or some stupid shit
>The shupo cosmetics are coming with the summer update
>This is the week
>Trust the plan
>>531061641I would rather be a soiboy than some cunt that thinks sniper is fucking fine
>>531062449He is fine due to our human limitations.
>>531045896this but soldier
>>531038232 (OP)this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>531038232 (OP)Why did it crash?
>>531062670>He is fine due to our human limitations>ok so it should be fine if we nerf to prevent inhumane skill ceiling actions?>*npc glitchess out and gets angry*
I just ran into a party of cheaters on badwater basin
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Uwantaboop/
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199438621265/
https://steamcommunity.com/id/3hl
https://steamcommunity.com/id/ethereummillionaire/
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199239697704/
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199474996796/
I think two of those accounts were stolen as well...they all had shit texts to say at the end of a match too
i know reporting doesnt do much on steam but might as well display these shitheads for more reports
>>531064009They won't do shit. Valve has mostly abandoned tf2 and left it to its current sorry state. My rage for that abhorrent company grows day by day.
>>531062401I look like this
>>531057226GET THIS NIGGER OUT OF MY THREAD NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
>>531063985Nobody is going to be able to hitscan you 100% of the time.
Reverted Loch-n-Load is fun as long as you don't have a shit aim
Art is by some Spanish drawfag from /v/ drawthread
>>531059582>He's not playing on Castaway or Goblin CockShiggy diggy iv damke
Also where do you live?
>>531065905S
In siberia. There are no fucking servers here
>>531061989In shupo I trust
>>531038232 (OP)Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Undress pyro in the summer update. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>531065734we've been trying to get rid off him for a year now
Unfortunately thirdies don't seem to get the cue
>>531065734he's a dirty hohol
hopefully putin will soon ship his ass to ukraine so he can die for the motherland
Something cute about players in casual doing the jungle inferno contracts almost a decade later.
>>531073835Have you ever considered putting your question into an AI?
>>531073835Not enough gakiposting
post more little anime girls please fellow minor attracted "person", it's not offtopic or anything
Do you usually use the keys or scroll to change weapons?
>>531064009execute 6-stack partyniggers
>>531054034wow
if only you had something like a natascha to shut the demoknight down
but alas
play stupid games win stupid prizes
fempyro is my favorite tf2 class
wtf bro i just joined this thread
the shitty state that /tf2g/ is in...
raja
md5: 407da8e1cdcdee2619e8f1b3fd43e55d
๐
I remember when King Raja was the posterboy for demoknight. When did it become ๊ฑoylarlight?
shartyfags will try to convince you that this is funny or witty btw
no wonder a huge number of them are ruskitrash
only subhuman would find this shit funny
>>531081604Russia is one of the most based countries in the world.
Which TF2 class is so broken that 1 automated cheater bot can ruin the whole game?
>>531081882>this is what ruskies subhumans actually believe
>>531081996Stop using words like subhuman you piece of shit.
>>531042225>"Zesty is spy pilled!">thinks DR shouldn't exist
>>531038232 (OP)if only he could do that too...
stfu you subhuman pdfiles and post more shupo. my micropenis demands it
>>531082341The idea for the DR was just fucked since its inception. It was incredibly busted for a LONG time, and when they nerfed it, they nerfed it so hard that there's basically no reason to use it over the stock watch, but buffing it a bit would just make it bullshit again. It just like the Sandman, and the Vaccinator.
These weapons should probably just be turned into something else entirely
>>531081598Raja left the crown behind and Solar picked it up.
https://youtu.be/LZVud0WKRd4
>>531082341I think the problem with the Dead Ringer is that it's mainly used as reactive armor instead of actually trying to fool people that you were killed, and it'll be hard to make it more believable.
>>531042225>nerfing the base jumper was stupid because people barely used it which means it wasn't op>btw lets nerf the homewrecker, a weapon barely anyone usedayyy zesty, the argument is even worse, wanting to nerf the homewrecker because it's good at destroying sappers
thats like the only thing that shit weapon has going for it, it sucks at anything except destroying sappers, which is a fairly niche thing already, making it so its shit at its one job would make it suck even more
>a weapon barely anyone used
Where can I see the usage percent for each weapon?
>>531082917Dead Ringer > stock
and the Sandman is good too.
>>531083439It's good because on a small map you can abuse it so that you can reach the front lines easily.
we got a new newbie pug group for europe
other regions welcome too but servers are EU
https://discord.gg/GVnfBfbffQ
>>531083703there was a site iirc, i remember seeing it in a video a very long time ago
but lets be real, for a good chunk of tf2's lifespan people were only using the axtinguisher and after that weapon was killed they all switched to the powerjack
>>531083942>and the Sandman is good too.>-15 health for a projectile that only does 15 damage, plus a weak slow that can also be greatly reduced if the enemy knows the strafe shit>good
>>531080163>go heavy to mid>it takes you extra 10 seconds to get there so you're not in time to kill the demoman anyway because he gets there faster
>rescue ranger has required metal for repairs for a lot longer than it has not
>>531084398Remember when people thought this nerf would kill the weapon? Good times.
>>531084398>game went F2P 14 years ago>MVM ARG and release was 13 years ago
>join game
>team is being curbstomped HARD
>no hope of even pushing to the first point unless I pick medic
>mfw a scout runs past my team, one taps me then runs away unscathed
Happy thoughts
Happy thoughts
Happy thoughts
Happy thoughts
Happy thoughts
>>531084692if only we had skill based matchmaking in order to avoid these unbalanced scenarios..
What's wrong with the Vaccinator?
Zesty's rebalance video was the most mid shit ever.
>>531085150I completely 100% agree!
I'm a Bloopander puppet now
>>531085150>zestyโs midFtfy
>>531084398It's honestly nuts how they ever though free repair with infinite range was a balanced idea.
I'm a Bloopander puppet too now
>>531082341DR shouldn't exist. It's a free Vaccinator on Spy that lets you be faster than a Scout and tankier than a Heavy every 10 seconds, and you can automatically set it to trigger. It's the most annoying shit in the whole game. At least people have the decency to not use the Vaccinator and Short Circuit most of the time, whereas this nonsense is in almost every single match.
>>531084692do you have more pics like this but with the other mercenaries?
>>531084398Wait the Rescue Ranger requires metal?
the short circuit is a lot like the scorch shot
everyone bitches and moans about it but i don't actually see it used all that often
the vaccinator is a lot like the short circuit
everyone bitches and moans about it but i don't actually see it used all that often
Frontier Justice > Rescue Ranger
Vaccinator? I hardly know her!
>>531087145People don't use the scorch shit? Dude can you let me join your severs some time?
>>531087145>>531087349I see the Scorch Shot and the Vaccinator used very often.
>>531084963its frustrating as fuck to play against, the bullet resistance might as well be an anti-bullet uber as it makes headshots do 13 damage and you get a resistance literally every 6 seconds as its the fastest building uber in the game, and also has the longest maximum uber time at 10 seconds when you have all 4 resistances compared to 8 seconds with other mediguns
>>531085150give me the TLDW
>>531087849i dont know i just dont seem to encounter the scorch shot particularly often.
maybe i'm getting hit with it a lot more than i think and it just doesn't bother me that much
the only times i've been actively annoyed by the scorch shot were when I've played sniper, and sniper is by far my least played class
>>531087849What's wrong with it?
Just joined a game with the scorch shot and short circuit as I'm typing this
All of Pyro's flare guns are overpowered in the same way Jarate is, by making a class excell at a range it's not supposed to.
>>531088362No they aren't.
>by making a class excel at a range it's not supposed to.
but enough about the Crusader's Crossbow.
The real reason why the scorch shit is fucking annoying is not because dA KnOckBaCk. No. The actual reason is because it does 90 damage at infinite range without falloff. It's stronger than the rocket launcher at long-range, and it reloads faster, and the projectile is fast, and is minicrits too. It's a weapon that does way, way, way too much for almost literally nothing.
>get back stabbed
>check scoreboard
>said spy is topscoring
>despite the fact we have 3 pyros on the team
How the fuck
Do you not force this faggot to switch
While playing as the designated spy rape class?
>>531088362pyro gaining range is annoying at worst
is there a name for weapons like the claymore sword, phlog, bazaar bargain, which start off as downgrades when you spawn but become straight upgrades if you get a few kills
>>531089171Because Pyro players are retarded dickheads that think Spy-checking in beneath them and they need to be fighting Heavies and Soldiers instead
>>531089412stacking weapons / snowball weapons / feed off retards weapons
>>531089893yeah something like that, i think the core issue is it becomes a straight upgrade in the hands of someone whos already doing good, so it makes pubstompers get an straight upgrade from stock (or an average player get an straight upgrade if the enemy are just feeder retards)
>>531089171Lack of ears and eyes, gamesense, and just the fact that everybody plays the game to "have fun" by taunting and spouting memes in chat instead of playing the objective with good, normal loadouts instead of bad gimmick loadouts
>>531089171>have 4 spies>somehow enemy sniper is never dead
Can we expect high quality warpaints, cosmetics, and unusual effects from next week's summer update?
>>531042225Huntsman having the jank hitbox is the only reason it's even kinda OK, even then it's dogshit compared to rifles
ummm you're expecting spies to deal with engineers and snipers? sorry!! they're doing epic trickstabs instead!!
I got really high and watching one tf2 animation on loop now...funniest shit to watch, actually send me funny sfm animations
>>531051095>mfw have dedicated over 1000 hours of my 6k hours in this game to spy alone in both casual and competitive formats just so I can kill faggots playing sniper again and again and again until they rage to pyro and it lets me swap back to heavy
>>531092483>Admitting to being trans
the "jank huntsman headshot hitbox" is pure misinformation, its pure cope invented by rifle users, they seethe that the huntsman objectively takes more skill to use as a projectile weapon that must land in one small hitbox compared to clicking on a head. there is no empirical evidence to suggest that the huntsman has a "bullshit" hitbox
>inb4 someone posts that fake ass scout hitbox again
this is the kind of faggot shit that gets perfectly fine weapons nerfed. remember "the baby faced blaster lets scout outrun his hitbox"?
except it didn't, but that didn't matter because valve nerfed it anyway based on pure conjecture.
>>531064009It won't do anything but I'll help report too. Cheating is really boring in multi-player games
>>531092638Sometimes with a rifle it doesn't even look like I click on their head and I get a headshot.
>>531081982Tomislav heavy and sniper are in a race to the most nigger tier
scouts fear me
fempyros want me
i am the engineer gamer
>>531084398>the patch that had the spy decloak volume increase is now old enough to buy cigarettes and vote
>>531086049>At least people have the decency to not use the Vaccinator and Short Circuit most of the timeWhat servers are you on because I can't remember the list match I played that wasn't 2 medics, 1 vac one stock/kritz on enemy team and their engineers all used wrangler or ss. I've not seen the engineer pistol in months and that's not hyperbole
>>531084398The Dragon's Fury has been a good weapon for a few months and it's been a buggy, inconsistent, underpowered, extremely frustrating piece of shit for over 7 years.
>>531092591wishful thinking
>>531091334This but 3 snipers and the heavy is still alive. Spy having a hard time against a razorback sniper when he's by a sentry i can empathize with a little. Snipers shooting at the fat retard class and missing from the safety of 6 miles away i find far less justifiable
>>531092591But enough about sniper mains, they're the whole reason I learned spy because even back in 2007 i knew that a hitscan class able to hide 50 miles away from any threat was gay and lame
>>531092638I think Huntsman is a higher skill index weapon even if the crazy hitbox were true since you have to factor in travel time and the travel time changes depending on charge time on your arrow and it doesn't even have the luxury of one hitting at the body on a full charge like a rifle user can do in a pinch
>>531091334>play spy perfectly>click sniper's back>oooops the backstab didn't register because your class relies on a borderline unstable mechanic>sniper turns around and one shots you with a melee (long range class btw)
trickstab compilations and their consequences have been disasterous for the spy race.
his gun is good. really good.
you're way better off learning how to use the revolver than practicing gimmicky trickstabs that only work on fresh installs
>>531091882mixed bag
the usual
>>531094554Trickstabs are good to have as a Hail Mary option or to land blind stabs, but yeah, leaning his gun really helps with consistency. Stabbing for Kunai health and then using it as a shield to gun down a target you can't stab is always a useful skill to have
>>531042225The Ambassador is already still overpowered in its current state. Spy should never be a 1v1 class, and its mentally retarded to suggest otherwise. Eat it.
>>531093387Phlogistinator > Dragon's Fury
>>531093954Complaining about Sniper is a trans trait.
>>531096282Spy having any 1v1 capability is the only thing saving him from being somehow worse than he already is
>>531096282>retard take posts a loliMany such cases. Protip: spy has always been decent at 1v1s with stock. Ambassador is a trap pick and every other gun option is the better choice because dumb dipshits like you never learned how to build a dispenser in a safe spot the spy couldn't snipe towards got his long range option gutted
>>531096484Being such an effeminate loser you can only watch an ongoing fight from a cuck chair miles away through a scope is the most transsexual thing in this game, and that's saying something considering holy shit pyro exists, but keep telling yourself you're not the most basic bitch of basic bitches
>>531096693What metric is being judged here
>>531096282>The Ambassador is already still overpoweredIncorrect, the Ambassador is rightfully the best gun.
>>531097369>Being such an effeminate loser you can only watch an ongoing fight from a cuck chair miles away through a scope is the most transsexual thing in this gameThere is nothing transsexual about that, nothing you said just made any sense.
>>531097434Basedness and how much I like using them.
>DUDE THE DIAMONDBACK IS SO OVERPOWERED YOU GET GORRILLIONS OF CRITS FROM A SINGLE BACKSTAB
So how come no one uses it?
>>531098341Starykrow ruined a generation of spies
>>531085606Noooo you canโt post a non-sexualized pyro. Photoshop massive tits and a disgusting huge baboon ass onto that thing NOW
What's up with Virginia servers bros? Any other server and I can get backstabs and headshots no problem but Virginia servers are fucked up and even if I have good ping everything whiffs. Spy will be holding the knife up like its going to be a backstab and I just butterknife the guy instead.
>>531099196here. i'm gay btw not sure if that matters.
>>531048530>Retarded, unfunny, attention whore>Guy who talks about only drama + lied about the weed story>Dipshit doing a fake voice repeating the most retarded opinions from /v/This is really your idea of good...? Kek!
For me, it's UnusualSandwich. He was right about the Conscientious Objector. It's lowkey creepy that y'all want to show minors these furry anime titties on your signs.
Riddle me this
J. B. Blanc as Saxton or Fan voiceover Saxton
can you shut the fuck up about trannies for 5 seconds and actually talk about tf2
>>531099196this but unironically
>>531101505They won't because transgenders always live rent free on their head
Letting people you don't like (esp. trannies) dictate what you can or can not enjoy is a peak cuck mentality though
>>531101505It's 4chan culture now to claim that every post you disagree with is from a tranny.
>>531101505the only one talking about troons currently is you (YOU), stfu and talk about the game
>>531102947>>531092483this post revealed no hint of trans identity, yet in
this post
>>531092591you insisted that the aforementioned poster was trans despite no evidence existing to support your claim
>>531096282>The Ambassador is already still overpowered in its current statethe loli spammer having a retarded take? many such cases...
>>531103186theres probably a big overlap between shitters who think razorback is OP and shitters who think amby is OP, funny
>>531083439My issue is ANY feigning mechanic will wind up like the DR where you instinctively don't trust kills and always look/listen for the signs. And fundimentally it would be bullshit if there were a mechanic that couldn't be learned to fight against and be fair, so I have no clue how you'd have that cake and eat it too.
How ass are you if you lose a 1v1 to spy RANKING from understandable to uninstall
1. Spy
You got outplayed or they have a kritz diamondback (long con outplayed)
2. Sniper
You are expected to lose this especially if you're a tunnel visioned razorbacksissy
3. Engineer
If you're not by your sentry you're just a worse scout and get raped if you dont hit a meat shot
4. Medic
Big boy that's a nice bullet sponge, regen and HP along with the needle guns makes this better than engi
5. Demoman
You are fat and headshot bait, stickies can make this trivial but theyre slow as fuck so if he sidesteps to mitigate the damage or you miss your pipes good luck
6. Demoknight
Abuse range and speed to avoid trickstabs but a DR could give spy the distance to gun you down
7. Scout
Best 1v1 class in the game but has little enough health that it becomes more fair of a contest, still you should win this quite easily
8. Heavy
During your rev and initial firing MAYBE you'll get trickstabbed or miraculously triple headshot because of your slowed speed
Still should win 99% of the time
9. Pyro
Flames have infinite range
You don't have to aim
Your flames obscure the spy's vision
He has 125 health
If you manage to lose this just kill yourself honestly
10. Soldier
Shoot floor
>flames have infinite range
no zhey dont
>>531098341Aesthetics, l'entranger/Enforcer utility cases and random crits, respectively
>>531098341looks like promotional slop from deus ex
Maximum damage potential of the Grenade Launcher in 1v1
>400
Maximum damage potential of the current "nerfed" Ambassador
>612
WAAAHHHH IT'S SHIT AND WORTHLESS FUCK VALVE AND THE COMPIES FOR NOT MAKING IT DO 9999999999999 DAMAGE THEY JUST HATE FUN!!! PLAY ON MY DEAD SERVER INSTEAD!!!
>>531104581>Bigger number better when no class goes above 300 hpTRUE
>>531103758Razorback isn't so much OP as it is annoying as fucking shit for ensuring sniper is even more safe than he already is behind 800 effective health if he's not retarded on positioning. I'm glad he at least can't get overheal anymore with it on, that shit was miserable in highlander
Sniper shouldn't be able to be overhealed period.
>>531104581Are you being retarded on purpose?
>>531103167>anime girl reaction image>complaining about sniper
>>531063395it's an actual gameplay webm, at this point you're just being silly
>>531063836ass too fat
>>531103758Razorback isn't overpowered, but Sniper is. The Razorback just enables the Sniper slightly further in an obnoxious way. Razorback hatred is just re-packaged Sniper hatred that only addresses 1 aspect of why Sniper is shit.
>>531105367yes. it's called bait and it worked on you
this is how you generate discussion on 4chan. make a strawman of your opponent, act as obnoxious and irrational as possible, and get people to agree with you by forcing them to attack your retarded strawman
>>531104052why'd you count up to 10 when there are 9 classes?
>>531105772>anime girl image>shit opinion
>>531105792Demoknight is the 10th class
>>531105750That's a nice looking Pyro
Would be a shame if someone pointed out that it's male
>>531105984the boobs are right there dumbass
>when the "bait" is so good it isn't refuted
Way to go pally! The old gun isn't coming back btw.
Revert Amby, clicking on heads is not as easy as it sounds
Diamondback is not op simply because you have to choose against the L'etranger to use it. I won't argue the value of free crits but when you get that stab you're the most volitile and susceptible to getting your shit pushed in instantly.
DR was fixed since you can't use ammo packs to regain charge and it auto drains to 50%. It literally can't be spammed.
>>531105785>ah ha! I was only PRETENDING to be retardedK
It's so fucking shit how there's a strange Righteous Bison and Pomson but no strange Eureka Effect. Why the hell?
i just like the stock revolver and have never felt compelled to use a different gun for any reason.
i tried the amby but it's really fucking hard to use effectively, and post-nerf, there's really no situation in which it is a better choice to use than stock.
>>531103167>WAAAH LOOK AT THESE TRANSPHOBIC POSTS!!1>2 hour old postsnigger what? sybau and talk about TF2 already
>>531102947>>531106627he was responding to this post right above him that linked a random thread
>>531101021
Headshots are fun
That's all the reason you need to use the amby
>>531105958He is a subclass, like hunstman and trolldier.
>>531105160brother ive been raping snipers today in globotopia all afternoon, with or without razorback, just use your brain and switch to revolver when you see the shield, or you could even use revolver against the non-razorback ones, they're always easy kills when they're scoped in
>>531106518Retarded opinion, you can literally just sneak up behind a Sniper with a razorback and headshot him.
>>531107260You're a subhuman, like an indonesian
>>531107473Racism is bad.
Just picked up a strange Huo-Long Heater. Good maps for it?
>>531107774I hate demomen
>>531107804Payload maps
Maps with elevation advantage
>>531050914I wish they'd stop running at 3 in the fucking morning
>>531105958Finally! Someone in this thread who understands that Demoknight is a tenth class.
>>531107442or i could sneak up behind the sniper and shoot him 3 times with stock with substantially less room for error. With stock, if the sniper hears me and acts accordingly, i can easily shoot him 3 times in the chest. With the ambassador, I have to line up a headshot with the ambassador (which is difficult). There's a lot more that can go awry.
Stock just always works.
I can also 2 shot the sniper if i get a random crit.
The post-nerf Amby is simply inferior to stock in almost all relevant situations. It's an objective downgrade. You're putting in more effort for less reward.
>>531107442OK but what about literally every other situation in the game? Gut shots are way easier to go for if the player knows how to move. The real big brain move is Enforcer because you can two tap sniper still and then go for the consistency of gut shots
Make a case for or against consice disguise menu
I love it, hitting 4-3-3 instead of 4-9 is great
Hope summer update has a looping taunt just to specifically piss people off who keep complaining about them.
>>531108632>"lol" said the scorpion
protip:
unbind mwheelup; unbind mwheeldown
this will avoid accidentally switching weapons by tapping the mousewheel, you should always use keyboard to switch weapons anyway
>>531107925same, who runs these pugs? either neets or underage students
What makes be a good demoman?
razorback is fine, its a meme noobtrap for bad snipers
scorchshot is fine, its just a bit annoying
wrangler is OP as shit because of the shield
short circuit shouldn't exist
rescue ranger lets engi repair the sentry from a distance without taking any risk which is retarded game design
vaccinator is OP and frustrating because it effectively gives you invulerability to a damage type every 6 seconds, lets you build uber during the 2.5 seconds of invulnerability, and the fact the full uber time with all 4 charges is 10 seconds instead of the usual 8
meds crossbow is a blatant straight upgrade from any nailgun even if its technically not broken or actually game breaking
pic related WILL be added and you WILL buy it and you WILL use it and you WILL transition
>>531108150>I can also 2 shot the sniper if i get a random crit.You can do that with the Ambassador.
TF2 moments for this feel
>>531109845>hugging the bros is a transsexual act now
Actually, Wild_Rumpus explained that you can reach maximum velocity using 6 bombs, so technically giving the sticky jumper 8 bomb is unnecessary.
>>531108216With the Ambassador you can headshot so it's automatically the best Spy gun.
>>531110000dealing with the same engi nests over and over in payslop maps
>>531109845it's funny how the person who made this doesn't know the mercs all hate or barely tolerate each other
>>531110031>You can't hug your parents anymore because it's a tranny act now
>>531110000Top scoring as Your Eternal Reward Spy
Also, checked
>>531110000When you sacrifice yourself to kill a sniper and engineer, but know they will just be back in another 12 seconds.
>>531108964My primary is mwheel up, melee is mw down and my 2ndary is Q
>>531110036If you're talking the endorphin rush after a headshot that's totally fair. If you're taking TTK health break points, it's actually not in the slightest aside from very very niche cases due to its falloff range and fire rate reduction
>>531109845Dunno about that last part but I will buy, and I might even get an unusual version at that.
>>531110000Backcapping last when the rest of your team is being spawncamped.
Red tape buff: On building destruction, hacks the enemy PDA and prevents them from building the building you just destroyed for X time, persistent through death. Maybe 30 seconds give or take.
How would Razorback users feel if Valve gave Heavy a bulletproof helmet?
>>531105750Is that... NO THIS IS DAME DA ZO!!!
WHY AREN'T THERE ANY COUNTERMEASURES!!! WHERE ARE THE WATERMARKS AND "DO NOT REPOST" MESSAGE!?!?!? WHERE IS THE ANTI-AI FILTER?
C-CHI... CH-CHIGYUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
>scout who can't win duels without the mad milk
>soldier who can't function without the gunboats
>pyro who can't combo without the degreaser
>demoman who can't hit pipes without the loch or iron bomber
>engineer who can't defend his nest without the wrangler
>heavy who can't position himself without the tomislav
>medic who can't survive without the vaccinator
>sniper who can't stay alive without the danger shield or razorback
>spy who can't play without the kunai/dead ringer
You aren't one of these people, right tf2g?
>>531111305strange, unhinged post
>>531111414Even as a spy main i don't understand why you go Kunai dr, one is great, both just seem so fucking redundant
>>531111414Iron Bomber and Grenade Launcher have the same projectile. This myth was debunked years ago.
>>531111442It's a shitpost mocking a certain group of Jap dipshit who cares too much
Think I got idea from that "Is that... just butter and bread? NO MAME!!!!!!!! NO MAME WEY!!!" shitpost
>>531111841well to be honest that one is an edit a tf2g anon made to make the ass bigger, the original had a signature the ass is covering
>>531111964Putting a signature/social media username on your art is fine as long as it's non-intrusive
>>531112053true, just saying so while we're on the subject
>>531111716>pipe lands at their feet instead of rolling far enough away to be a non-factor in fights>explodes faster as well meaning they either have to move somewhat predictably to dodge it or eat the damagestill way more forgiving than stock
>>531110427Where is konata
>>531110373thats kinda wierd, but ive seen medic mains having right click both swithc to crossbow and fire and then automatically switch back to medigun when you let go so i guess theres a bit of everything
they then bind the uber to keyboard or something, which is kidna smart because it feels way more intentional when you use it as opposed to right click
>>531112749Not TF2 related.
>>531112789You don't have an excuse
>>531112317>thinking splash damage is "hitting pipes"WOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAYOHOHAHAHO
>>531110089Valve should have figured that out when they made the high five and other partner taunts then. Spy is insanely out of character in the high five taunt but he reacts appropriately to the bear hug.
>>531111414Vaccinator is a lot more difficult to use than any of the things you listed. Some people still think its better than stock too and play as if theyre never gonna die.
>>531110829I love a challenge bro
Any chances of some major bug fixes or gameplay tweaks in the update?
>>531112954Anime girls are the cringiest things I have ever seen.
>>531114092Not as cringe as retards who made hating tranime shit their entire personality t hough
Anime girls are the most beautiful and keyed things I have ever seen.
>>531114209That's not my entire personality.
>>531113729Vaccinator is comically easy when you realize you're only realistically balancing between two damage types 99% of the time and your near-infinite supply of disposable ubers means that you back-to-back survive situations where any other medi gun would've gotten you killed for being out of position, or your teammates failing to protect you.
>>531114213I can see how you would agree, if you are trans.
The short circuit would be fine if the ball was 80% smaller and 50% faster.
>>530455817>So hereโs a funny little tale from the TF2 Emporium. One of the big wigs (you know the type, desperate to break into the games industry, always talking big decided to โborrowโ a concept from a UK professional who used to legit make Workshop items. Not even a subtle lift, just enough tweaks to sneak it past Valve and got accepted into TF2.>And for a moment, it worked. Got his item in. Probably felt like a genius.>Fast forward a few years: guy starts applying to studios in the UK, expecting to ride off his mountains of Workshop items like a golden ticket. Except nothing. Crickets. Total radio silence. Turns out that โprofessionalโ he ripped off? Yeah, pretty well-known in the UK dev scene. And word gets around when some little Workshop rat tries to pass off your work as their own.>Long story short, dude got blacklisted. Everywhere. Tried for years to land a job, no luck. Eventually got told why, burned the one bridge he didnโt even know he was standing on. I heard heโs up in Scotland now, working for minimum wage.Ok I want to know who, and what items. What item he stole from, and what item he uploaded.
>>531114092Not as cringe as saving images of shriveled penises and posting them in the team fortress 2 general after winning the "ratio'd by chadnime posters in the marketplace of ideas again" award
>>531114893I wasn't the guy who did that, stop thinking every poster you don't like is the same person.
im so addicted to two cities..
>wahhh muh razorback
>wahhh muh scorch shot
>wahhh my sticky spam
this shit is why i dont trust anyone's opinion on balance except comp players
compfags got the razorback nerfed and they banned the scorch shot though
>>531114056https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/eb/Demoman_thanks01.wav
most comp players don't like pyro at all just fyi
>>531115219I'd rather become addicted to two clitties.
>>531115342We don't talk about highlander in this house
Competitive = 6v6
Highlander = Mental sickness and engi mains pretending their class is deep
>>531115581very true, europeans even call pyro the pedo class
>>531115581and yet they allow literally every pyro weapon because pyro literally doesnt have any OP weapons
https://whitelist.tf/rgl_6v6_s18
pyro is just a one trick pony in comp, the only redeeming feature is airblast which is only reactive and only good against soldiers
>>531110000Kamikazing onto the payload to move it forward an inch so it doesn't roll back because your team won't push
whenever i watch a highlander match and the camera pans to a pyro player the pyro player is like 2 seconds away from being headshot, and then they'll pan back to him when he respawns only to be headshot again. sounds like a miserable experience, they never seem to be having fun
>>531114092Yes shartoid, we know.
Now, can you stop posting dead end cocks and gore on this thread when you see something you don't like?
>>531116075I only post soijak TF2 characters when I see things I don't like.
>>531116056cant imagine playing such a gamemode, forced to hide from snipers for a whole hour, completelly cucked by payslop sightlines
>>531116428non issue lol, just kill sniper???????? your spy or other sniper can easily do it
>>531113972We know Das Hazmattenhatten is getting fixed
https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Source-1-Games/issues/7288#issuecomment-2941165100
>>531113418>Spy is insanely out of character in the high five taunt but he reacts appropriately to the bear hug.True, but for the do-si-do and flip he's 100% in character
>>531115806https://whitelist.tf/asiafortress_6v6_s19
https://whitelist.tf/bf_6v6_s7
https://whitelist.tf/etf2l_6v6_winter2025
https://whitelist.tf/ozfortress_6v6_s40
?
pie jamming my teleporter
sigafoo more like sigapoo
>>531110089Soldier and Demoman love each other.
file
md5: 0d68c31e5c8f9eed670c2d93877a0ec0
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>>531117815friendship is not the same as love
also it's only blu soldier and red demo
>>531117908>friendship is not the same as lovei feel sad for you
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/cd/Demoman_dominationsoldierupdate01.mp3
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/ab/Soldier_dominationdemonmanupdate01.mp3
I wonder if it's possible to develop a Pavlovian response with TF2 on one monitor and porn on the other.
>I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra!
Woah...Solly...xhey just transitioned...that's a little transphobic...maybe calm down and think about what you just said, m'kay?
>>531118042you and I both know most people use the word "love" in the romantic sense and not the platonic sense and you were trying to imply the romantic sense with that statement
>>531118296Just use a porn objector and save yourself the trouble
>>531118308https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/9f/Soldier_taunts06.wav
>>531117229noob leagues
top tf2 players reside in USA and they dont fear some shitty pyro secondary just because it deals splash damage
>>531118357>youi'm not the one who was posting about demo and soldier
they do love each other in a platonic sense though
>>531118308>>531118452Someone should compile all these voicelines into a video for whenever someone says that the mercs would support trans rights or whatever
>>531117908Why specifically them?
>>531118760Read the War comic
>>531118659Doubt there are many of them. Fatphobic comments on the other hand...
>>531120510>CHOCOLATE RAIN
>>531118940The comic is garbage for millenials and sรถyboys. Also not canon.
https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Source-1-Games/issues/7382
>>531121496bro there's literally lines in the game from the war comic, cope more
>>531118234
>>531123043>cut lines ftfy
>>531123125cope more
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/2c/Plng_give_contract_rare_sniper_01.mp3
>>531121496>le tf2 canonlol
>>531120510Not tf2 related. At least shoop a gibus on his head or something.
niggas are now coping so hard they're calling the war update from 2009 not canon
what happened to scout's brothers
One of them died in 'nam.
There should be a mechanic where Sniper shoots himself and commits sudoku if he misses 3 shots.
>>>531120510>Not tf2 related. At least shoop a gibus on his head or something.
>>531126146Please add team fortress 2 cosmetic to this image to comply with the rules of /tf2g/
>>531126980He could just put it on a sign
>>>531126146>Please add team fortress 2 cosmetic to this image to comply with the rules of /tf2g/
>reverse image search THAT pic
>no similar image came up
Zesty bros...
There should be a mechanic where Sniper explodes if he hits more than 3 headshots in a row.
mfw
md5: ef49bcc0cd8184083014114a83b4863b
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>>531126146>>531127324not tf2 related, please put him into a tf2 map, and add a silly tf2 hat.
>>531127435floydpes fact checked that image, it's not pedsty
>>>531126146>>>531127324>not tf2 related, please put him into a tf2 map, and add a silly tf2 hat.
>>531128029looking out for you, theres people here who won't appreciate you being silly, and find your accurate depictions of them (porn addicts) so funny.
I don't know why this shartytard keeps ban evading just to annoy a dead general of like 10 people on average
what a miserable existence
>I don't know why this shartytard keeps ban evading just to annoy a dead general of like 10 people on average
>what a miserable existence
why do the green goblins get a pass on ban evading huh
>vatnik sharty meltie
how about dying in ukraine instead?
>>vatnik sharty meltie
>how about dying in ukraine instead?
>>531067309this but femsoldier
stop samefagging your stolen post
>stop samefagging your stolen post
>>531105160>>531105772two tap the sniper with your enforcer/amby and move on you fucking dogshit players oh my lord, is this REALLY the state of the average /tf1g/ player!?
>>531133104>/tf1g/ player!?I was cheering you on right till the typo, sorry bub.
Extorting f2ps for gay sex
I'm seeing a lot of wow jacks intermixed with a paucity of Team Fortress 2 discussion. /tf2g/ is kill.
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/09/Scout_no02.wav
>>531134797>anime girl reaction imageYou're part of the problem.
b4nny
md5: fd49213853b224b15b5832cfa190fd37
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>>531135771Not from an anime.
>>531134797It's been dead for a while. We can only hope for the shartytranny to finally get drafted and fuck off permanently.
I fucking LOVE fempyro gaming!
>>531137532holy based and plappable
>>531137532now this is tf2
>I fucking LOVE fempyro gaming!
>>531137532Erm.... is that a team fortress 2 character? Sorry but you can't post that here, this place is for furry scat porn spam and gay porn spam, so says the above poster.
>>>531137532>holy based and plappable
also not from team fortress 2
>>>531137532>Erm.... is that a team fortress 2 character? Sorry but you can't post that here, this place is for furry scat porn spam and gay porn spam, so says the above poster.
>>531133954Damn I wish I was f2p right about now...
that caricature does not resemble my likeness, and worse still, that post is entirely irrelevant to the subject of the general and does not foster a healthy and constructive direction towards team fortress 2 discussion.
>castaway asia
>3 fresh installs and F2Ps on the other team
>they all go engineer
>they just build sentries and dispensers right next to their spawn door for the entire game
>my team somehow loses against them because we keep forgetting about the objective
team fortress 2
>that caricature does not resemble my likeness, and worse still, that post is entirely irrelevant to the subject of the general and does not foster a healthy and constructive direction towards team fortress 2 discussion.
i posted a fucking team fortress 2 map tier list how does that make me a gooner
I ran into that 70 iq bimbo person in a tf2 game and god damn they sound like a fat guy pretending to be a girl...
>>>531134797>It's been dead for a while. We can only hope for the shartytranny to finally get drafted and fuck off permanently.
>>531067309I can't stop playing tf2 and thinking of this stupid image when i frag a pyro as demo
>>531140060dont no who dat iz
imagine that this is how you spend your sunday
>>531140460It's Monday right now.
>>531140534not in the civilized part of the world
>origami creatura is kill
>>531140603Europe has the most civilized part of the world.
>>531140768It also uses the same time zones that Africa does.
>>531140829The most civilised country in the new world is Canada and that's not as civilised as northern Europe.
>>531140768the shartytoon is a ruskie and they are not even human
>>531141064More human than Amerifats.
>>531141112I can see how you would think that, if you were a subhuman.
>>531141112I repeat, lmao
does pic related look human?
>>531141168Cringe reaction image
>>531141373looks like the peak human form
>>531141168Based reaction image.
>>531141373He looks like a bum
>>531093387DF was easily the most OP and braindead weapon in the game for those few months.
>>531141816Everyone was using it because it was the only good weapon added in the update, the rest of which ranged from gimmicky and sub-par (jetpack) to useless (gas passer, hot hand)
when everyone is using pyro, naturally, the Dragon's Fury will be powerful because it takes advantage of people being set alight, it's effectiveness scales with how many pyros there are on your team.
That doesn't mean the DF was overpowered. Jungle Inferno killed so many fun weapons that when Valve accidentally made a fun, powerful, thoughtfully-balanced weapon like the Dragon's Fury, gamers naturally gravitated to it.
>>531142118>the only good weapon added in the update
this game has convinced me that dead internet theory is real. there no way that these casual mode players are all real humans. holy shit.
>>531118296You need at least 2 other monitors + your mobile phone blasting porn to get the best results.
*overheals everyone in the thread*
>>531111414>soldier who can't function without the gunboatsi gotta JOOOOOMP
Why wont they undo the fucking love and war minigun nerfs
>>531142802I just mailed my PAINIS to the Kaiser with YOUR ass around it!
Why wont they undo the fucking heavy vs pyro vote results
>>531143163maybe on planet retard
aka: Russia, which is literally larger than Pluto by surface area, it's the size of a planet and it's full of retards
>>531142423i know what you mean, but i had a revelation at some point. i used to be baffled at how retarded other players were, and then i had occasion to see my kid niece play an online game. i think it was roblox, and it all clicked.
those people who are playing like mysteries are kids. they're kids. and kids are fucking retards. walking into walls or shooting at the skybox, moving like they have their movement keys randomly rebound every 0.5 seconds etc.
they're retarded kids playing tf2, and frankly i think that's good
>>531142118Gamers gravitated to it because it was incredibly easy to use while also being very OP.
>>531143342But enough about the Rocket Launcher and the Original
>>531143543Comparing DF to any rocket launcher is like comparing apples to oranges. DF is a lot closer to being a easier to use and more powerful scattergun.
>>531143273Russians are cool.
>>531143718I'm not comparing the DF to any rocket launcher. I made the claim that the stock Rocket Launcher/Original are incredibly easy to use, while also being very OP.
>>531143543The Original sucks ass.
>>531143330yeah, except i know for a fact these were grown ass men
>>531144904BB (big breasts) are overpowered
>>531143273ESL speak, don't bother replying to me shitskin ape.
>>531145605I can see how you would believe my prose to identify me as an ESL, if you yourself were an ESL.
I thought Russians were cool until I learned that Omegatronic and Demofloyd hail from the motherland. Knowing this, I can no longer play Heavy in good conscience.
>>531146189It's okay Heavy hates Russia for what they did to his family
>>531146189>ruskies are mentally ill subhumansmore news at 10
this website would be 1000x better if Brazil, India, Israel, and Russia all go IP rangebanned
>>531142802You deserve a medal, Doc.
Man I wish all the botkillers were as cool as the botkiller wrench.
>>531139313well how did it go bro?
>>531151665update machine broke
>>531143959were you in the same room as them or something?
>private profile sniper going on a 15 kill streak
Gee I wonder if he's a niggerfaggot cheater
>>531154853But enough about shitters that cheat on the Australian
>>531155317why would someone chat as saxton hale
Does the Shupogaki poster even play Blue Archive or at least browse /bag/?
>>531156723I enjoy Helltaker smut but Iโve never played the game and I never will.
So using my experience as a chronic gooner I will assume this dude probably hasnโt played BA.
>>531157208I asked this question because I started playing Blue Archive in 2023
Also this game got released on Steam and it runs much smoother than emulator
>>531156723>>531157208>>531157572He knew about the Steam release this month so he probably does play it
what does 'shupogaki' mean anyhow
Be honest guys. Would you watch this?
>>531157208Why don't we ever goon to Helltaker smut
>>531158806speak for yourself
>>531157986Shupo is Japan's onomatopoeia for the noise a train makes. Nozomi - the twintails one - can be seen saying ใทใฅใ ใทใฅใ = shuposhupo in the second panel on the right. Gaki comes from mesugaki. Definition from Jisho.org.
>ใกในใฌใญ>Noun>1. cheeky, vulgar brat; impudent young temptressSlang, Vulgar expression or word
>>531157986japanese for "little girl pussy", hence why pedophiles loves to use it
>>531158869that's not what it means and you could've just googled or looked at the post right above instead of making yourself out to be a retard
>>531158858wow that was a very thorough and concise answer. thanks, anon
>>531142802I didn't need your help, you know
>>531156723I lurk on /bag/ but I don't like gachas
However the steam release + shupo event in 2 months is making me reconsider.
>>531161137Kancolle is an old franchise btw
>>531160991Fair enough
>>531160991>sloppo poster is a fake Blue Archive fanholy hell lmao
demoknightbros, i don't feel so good...
https://etf2l.org/teams/34334/
>>531162660none of these girls look different from one another are they all related?
>>531162773Justice Task Force just has very similar looks.
Night time is Sniper time
>>531111414I dislike all of these weapons. The one I use the most is maybe gunboats, on occasion when using the beggars, but 90% of the time I prefer the shotgun. Razorback is a very rare use if theres a super annoying spy, but most of the time I prefer smg for close engagements. Don't use any of the other weapons ever. Hate the wrangler especially, pistol is much more enjoyable to have because I do not like not being able to defend myself
>>531162263I remember playing it a few months ago and it literally put me to sleep.
The characters are very nice for sure, but the difference between THAT and a real game like tf2 is night and day.
>>531162263What is a real gacha fan? a whale?
i hit a cool shot yesterday
how do you react to this without sounding mad
Why are zesty servers are always dead while uncletopia is full 24/7?
Do environmental kills count towards killstreaks? Like you knockback someone off a ledge
>>531166137more famous, more regulars, etc
uncletopia has been an international server network since 2020
also it disables random crits which is popular among experienced players and comp guys
the kind of people who want random crits are mostly newbies who use casual or who wouldnt even know how to use the server browser
to be fair the server browser is super fucked with all the bad actors hosting servers, i dont blame them
>>531166142They should afaik
>>531166093turn on auto reload nigga
>>531166407It's on, you can see the reload animation when he draws the revolver. He doesn't reload out combat Having auto reload off is a good tactic for spy tho
>>531165575Just downloading the app and playing it even a little zoomie, I know thats hard for you but its literally the most baseline requirement. Definitely says alot about the BA posters here for sure though lmao.
>>531168065t. never played a gacha before
>>531108150If they got rid of the stupid ass firing speed penalty amby wouldn't be a downgrade then and like it said he takes effort to land headshots when you can just turn off your brain with the revolver.
>>531168065Nobody cares about being a secondary in a g*cha "game".
>>531168782amby is not a downgrade its a situational upgrade
>instead of 3 shotting people you can 2 shot them if half your shots are headshots
Amby spies were never as annoying for normal players as (even post nerf) kunai deadringer spies are. They only nerfed the amby so much because sniper mains whined.
t.knower
Old Amby wasnโt annoying to the enemy, it was annoying when you had a noob Spy on your team whoโd crouch in a corner playing Spyper the entire match for le epic headshots instead of playing Spy or switching to Sniper
>>531171154AFAK the nade was nerfed cuz of it raping lights and not just snipers wasn't it?
>play engineer because my laptop is too small and my hands hurst with too much wasd
a pro spy could fuck you up at a distance with pre-nerf amby, even if 99% of spies couldnt hit those amby headshots
we need trickle down balance exactly for that reason
>>531175471>we need trickle down balance exactly for that reasonok but 12 v 12 right? balancing for 6v6 plays like ass in casual
>>531146189Demofloyd is cool.
>>531146313Brazil is the best country in the world.
>>531171947Nobody actually does that.
>carrying cuties in tc
>one of them compliments my dmg
uwu
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Dead game
Dead general
>>531094316if you don't know how backstab works you are not playing spy perfectly
Some of us have jobs and can't be here 247 big guy (no pun intended)... Others only post when theres an update.
>>531184798We know sister, you love off topic childrens cartoons and black scotish cyclops
Old hats are just so much better than new ones. Insane quality difference even if they're all community created
>>531185271Part of giving up the reigns to the community (ie. TF2 Emporium) is this sort of safe/soft look a lot of the cosmetics took. A lot of the old hats had so much more darker/less vibrant and edgier tones to them that made them fit into the game way better...
Please just stop accepting shit from them or anyone associated with them for one update.....
>>531185271Dunno what it is but new hats just look too "cartoony" for me
>>531185271TF2โs classes all have amazing personalities but thereโs only so many hats you can make that fit their character before you have resort to adding unfitting slop or recycling older hats but with a โtwistโ (i.e making them worse)
>public(listed)
Can you create your own servers from TF2 itself now?
>>531185461some of them are ridiculous in that regard
like all the candy hats and cardboard hats
>castaway gets DDOSed
>every castawayfag floods into Zesty's servers and starts shitting the place up
It's like watching invasive species migrating to a new habitat. It's beautiful
>gabber casually activated the DDoS nvke
Can someone enlighten me on the latest castaway drama this time?
>>531197923Uncle Dane's DDoS attempt on Castaway was finally successful.
>>531197923Got DDoS'd by some CP spammer
>>531197285gz
what wisdom has your 5000 hours allowed you to impart upon us
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So, Australium Flair Gun or Australium Detonator?
>>531202046Det for the love of god
sovl
https://youtu.be/OU52-ySJy3g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZloNbi8n-uw
>>531143959I play with my cousin sometimes and he's a complete braindead casual in TF2, I get it. He usually plays gacha but we have fun playing KGB Heavies anyways in Turbine, some people are just bad but TF2 is so fun they still play anyways
>CKGamefuel has joined the game
>CKGamefuel has left the game (client disconnect)
>>531203470This guy is so funny, love playing with him when he sticks around
>>531202953Absolute cinema
>>531203264Original video is by Jettan/Hell_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sW6mcHpKn0
>>531205709He's not really turning gold though, more like yellow.
>>531202953>Thing but in TF2 but old = SOUL>Thing but in TF2 but new = BAD
>>531206538SO TRUE
here's some true sovl for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNVN0pEx6fs
>>531206737I really like these kinds of 'celebration of a thing / community' videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXlVyVG3QBU
This was R33MIX's latest video
>>531207775Skibidi toilet type shit
>>531201359beggars bazooka
>>531203470as much as people meme on CKgamefuel aka "NO FAG GAS", he is a really good player and very kind to the lowtours, giving them advice and where shit spawns etc, he just really fucking hates pyro lol, leaves due to pyro or if he doesn't like the team comp
>open menu
>open mute list
>double click players name
>go back to fragging
why can't 4chan have this
>>531212370because >reeeee ids
>>531212370Because youโd be able to ignore the advertisers and we canโt have that apparently
did zesty win yet?
did zesty win yet?
did zesty win yet?
did zesty win yet?
what should be the next op?
why is /tf2g/ so dead
>>531215106>why is /tf2g/ so deadno summer update = dead general
give us the slop, Eric
>>531215106marketplace of ideas
3 niggas on kart
ba collab when
(fp goon pic and fuck niggers goon version pasta)
(gacha loli goon pic and f2p tier take)
(unrelated anime girl goon pic and chatgpt tier post)
>>531215815you're already discussing people, you are weak-minded
>>531215976you're worse than all of those retards
quote this with a wojak if you're trans
>>531215819https://steamcommunity.com/stats/TF2/leaderboards/921626/
reminder to look at this every so often, new maps got added here early last couple of updates.
THE EMPORIUM SAVED MY LIFE!
If I tell you to shut up, will you growl?
The Emporium shagged my wife.
>>531216191he's just gonna quote it either without an image or with a non-wojak to heckin' put you in your place
>>>531215976>you're worse than all of those retards >quote this with a wojak if you're trans
>>>531216191>he's just gonna quote it either without an image or with a non-wojak to heckin' put you in your place
Valve better bring back spells as rewards for the Halloween mvm maps
don't reply to it
it may become desperate and resort to spamming it's trademark furry scat porn.
This minty fresh mouthwash smells kinda funny
Eric stop getting high in the bathroom and release the update already
This delicious pink cookie tastes kinda funny
lmao the maps leaked already, I can't believe they adde-
>>531219760I'm confused, he got an unusual so why is he upset?
>inb4 whooshI understand the comic
>>531220128Wednesday or Thursday most likely dates
>don't reply to it
>it may become desperate and resort to spamming it's trademark furry scat porn.
>>531203264>>531205709Why does the 10 minute meme have more views than the original?
TF2 would be in a better state if it had less updates, and yet you all want more updates anyway?
>>531222068I just want bug fixes and to laugh at mobstercels when he WON'T be added
make flygineer the next OP pic
>>531222935snaildier lost get over it
Get in line assorted insects and mollusks, Cupdier is next
140 post to go....................................................
>almost 1pm in Bellevue
Come on Eric, lunch break is almost over...
>>531222530Coal because the cigarette isnโt even in his mouth
Oh...mmh...om nom nom...just one more...I promise...one last bite and then I'll release the *BUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPP*.... the update...pass me the milk please...mmhhh...so good...
>>531218704>jag users watching this melee speed
>>531220569Karma for playing Sniper on Swiftwater
Deploy a Summer Update here
>>531226356(voice) heavy: No!
nws
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgyMtQgZ8KE
/tf2g/ calling Eric for the update be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi3aFgZT4Qc
>>531227420https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NmdbWbIQ3E
It's crazy how you know someone is going to play spy just because they all have the faggiest names and pics for some reason
>>531228725i thought faggots gravitated towards medic
update update update update update
>>531222530fix the cigarette... otherwise gem
both
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>>531228573Zesty said that insider sources have informed him that new weapons are being added as part of the offshore project. He also stated that the update would release between June 18th and June 20th. It's happening.
>>531229914Pics or it's bullshit.
>>531230212It was revealed to me in a dream.
>>531229914>JuneIt's July nigga
>>531230409>he thinks it's going to be this year
>>531220569i just noticed that he was on a 17 killstreak, that had to hurt.
>>531231526the engineer also picked up the dispenser only to place it like 2 feet away from its original location, that had to be intentional
>>531231526Sauce for this Scunt?
>>531232198super mario and the legend of the stolen gameboy advanced sp blue edition
>>531232458>that video is 7 year old nowMAKE IT STOP!
is there a way to have your primary and secondary ammo on your hud at all times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GC-hrmZKeU
how long can you last?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArChK-OyIC8
b4nny
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>>531229914hoyl fcuk new wepaons!
>>531229003spy, medic and pyro
>>531238202>spy disguises himself as something he's not and his gameplay consists of him trying to "pass" while backstabbing everyone he meets>medic is an advocate of bodily mutilation and experimental hormone therapy>pyro is mentally ill and gender/sexuality ambiguous and loves burning bridgeschecks out
>>531235203i'm sure there is with custom hud editing. i'm curious why you want to though
>>531239103hey! stop noticing things!
>>531239162sometimes i forget to reload one of my weapons and so i swap to an empty clip and die epic fail style
RainOfLight swinging from a banister!
>>531239562such a pretty view...
>(Voice) RainOfLight: You've killed me........
>(Voice) b4nny: Good :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYPS_ajRjMk
then: b4nny ate yomps (ruled as a "suicide)
now: b4nny killed RainOfLight (ruled as a "suicide)
This man needs to be stopped before he kills another compfag.
>>531240231WTF?! I love b4nny now?
We'll never see RainOfLight meltdown ever again because it was never archived. Sad!
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>>531240231Zesty claims to be the voice of the unheard, but I haven't seen him kill even 1 compfag, let alone 2. Fraud.
>>531241424That's unironically the emporiums motto...
>>531240860>tfw I was in that pug silently listening to it
i want to eat out bloopander's big pink cookie
>>531242239its a literal puppet
hope you enjoy the taste of fabric and cotton you sick fuck
>>531242239Does this thing get a redesign like every five minutes or something
>>531241424holy shit, actual emporium talking point on /tf2g/... never thought i'd see the day
>>531242412>hope you enjoy the taste of fabric and cotton you sick fuckgodddd dont threaten me with a good time...
>>531242496it does, it was balloonicorn-themed for the offshore video and then was a regular pink rabbit thing for the most recent video
>>531242239>>531242523https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>531242512how is "zesty is a weak bitch because b4nny killed two compfags and zesty hasn't, which means that b4nny has protected Robin Walker's original vision while zesty has merely provided lip service to Robin Walker's original vision without actually doing anything to preserve it" an emporium talking point
>>531242868i think he meant the "voice for the unheard"... Emporium holds that view...
>>531242793his eyes aren't even attached to his head, they're just suspended in front of his face by some telekinetic force
today i will remind them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtWgUVk6cJw
*holds a 1 minute of silence in honor of the base jumper*
>>531242512>never thought i'd see the dayYou're acting like half the regs on here (most of which don't actually play TF2) don't literally just sit here and wait to sperg about zesty while spamming loli (CP) shit all day lmao.
>>531243657That's his fans tho, it's not like some emporium members arent lolicons too; they're both awful.
>>531243657not a loli character
Tell me who your friends are, and I will tell you who you are
>Aar
>Starykrow
>Mรถnkey
>>531242868RW has literally never said that TF2 shouldn't be competitive, despite what Retardsty has emotionally tricked you into believing. In actuality, he has always been its biggest supporters since the very start, LONG before the e-sport craze. It's almost like RW himself was a comp Quake 1 player.
>>531244073This also applies to emporium people too, you gotta shoot both sides of the faggot spectrum man
that way you don't get discredited
>call rainoflight cringe
>nobody bats an eye
>call zesty cringe
>trvklear meltdown happens
lol
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>>531244357I literally said "such a pretty view" and also said that zesty is a fag. Zesty, and the emporium are both fags.
>>531244073Is he friends with Aar?
I know he's friends with Starykrow and Richter, since he talks about talking with both of them a lot, and that he launched the painter's workshop discord alongside Monkey (who is now gone because he's a retard a took an underage tranny's bait), but I've never heard him talking bout Aar
>>531244357has only 2 jokes award
>>531244930>Is he friends with Aar?Back in a day Zesty played on Aar's servers and hung out with him on his streams. Zesty also mentioned a couple times that Aar manages his (back then only one) server and its plugins, and that was years after people found out about Aar's dirty laundry. Don't know if he still does.
>>531245750Is Socrates posting not keyed enough or something
>>531245891you only post "did zesty win yet" and "call zesty cringe trvklear meltdown happens" get new material
>>531246023That Is Not True.
>>531246023Yeah sure let's go with that instead.
>>531246134Who's Sage
dane talks like there's nothing more for him to say (other than posting clip dumps) yet he abandoned the "engineer's blueprints" series
sadge
zesty lost.
/ourguy/ b4nny killed 2 compfags
zesty, meanwhile, has done nothing to preserve the integrity of Robin Walker's original vision.
if anything, he's controlled opposition.
zesty is paid opposition, in valve's pockets to create an annoying and insufferable strawman to cause the tf2 community to support valve
>>531242836https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8c/Sniper_thanksfortheheal03.wav
>what if we made dustbowl, but good
>>531246553zesty lost when he failed to disavowed pedophilia and when he caved and apologized to troons. Doesn't matter how "based" you are if you're hypocrite.
>>531245885what was Aar's dirty laundry?
I wasn't around here back then
Being a diaperfur?
>>531247436Disavowing pedophelia is inherently transphobic, that would've made his apology ring hollow.
>>531247461he (probably still does) commissioned art of his furry OC as a babyfur, shitting in diapers
>>531247535Yes, but the point is he was transphobic but also ok with lolicon, hence why he was a hypocrit. If he wants to be the voice for the unheard, he'd know that most normal people hate the pedo tf2 mob.
>>531247559I still wonder what someone has to go through in life to get off to shit like this?
It has to be like abuse or something, right?
>>531247764unfiltered access to the internet at a young age
Did VenusianRapper win yet?
>>531247984venusiancrapper has never won anything
>>531042225I hope Valve actually unnerfs the BASE Jumper so Zesty can throw a crybaby bitch fit when he has to play against it and realizes how degenerate it is in the hands of a modern Uncletopia autist who understands what airstrafing is.
>>531247883i had that, and developed zero odd fetishes. In fact I only jack off to vanilla shit
there has to be something else at play here
>>531248261we could sit here and play armchair psychologist all day but ultimately this is a TF2 thread for TF2 discussion
>>531247984VenusianRapper may draw futa loli porn but he was right about Fatmagic being a cheater.
fucking have to clean my desk before i do more fragging in tf2 :/
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>>531249691is that a v-cube
Why do all sniper and spy players have an active vendetta against fun?
edge
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>>531250943you wouldn't get it...
>>531250943what are you? a friendly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvRCC0RQFmo
who won
>>531250943Sniper and Spy are the two classes that are the most fun that everyone hates though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XRXs-QHkq0
>>531240860honestly I might have it archived on my old pc but I need to connect it back
I might check this weekend I still really want to see it again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVr1c24o_pM
>>531250943Death outta nowhere mechanics.
>>531240860Respect the dead, it's called Rest In Peace
What's each class's rap name?
Will Zesty Jesus finally win for once in his life?
Stay tuned for the next episode of /tf2g/ to find out!
>>531257641Force-A-Nature
G.I. Flo
Mr. Bombastic
The Notorious H.W.G.
That's the best I got right now
New video by Anthony Fantano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KagKbV3tRgI
>>531258613this but the emporium
Will the Emporium finally fail for once to save a life?
What should the next OP be?
>>531260561my dick in your mom now stop asking
>>531260374They unironically caused multiple suicides man.
>>531260643Yup this is the one.
>>531260561something totally related to tf2 inside another game
>>531260787Sounds plausible, I believe it.
>>531260561olivia mann lewds
is the coordinator fucking up for anyone else or just me i'm trying to fucking two shitties it up but the thing keeps going down
>>531261870works on my machine
>>531262390checked my wifi speed and it was going less than 1mbps for some reason so fuck me i guess
>>531262752yeah, could be a connection issue on your end
>>531260846Not the right kind of cookie. Watch "Half-Life Snacks"
so anon what's your favorite hat?
>>531261485he sees the big boob
>>531260561Ideally something completely related to Sniper
>>531263638Bare Necessities
>>531264479a respectable opinion
(anon) has found Winter 2024 Cosmetic Case
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/ad/Heavy_sandwichtaunt01.wav
>>531265717Based image
>>531266350>calling Kirby cringeYOU'RE cringe
>>531266405Kirby isn't based.
>>531266540you take that back
(voice) heavy: kirby is based
>>531266540>>531266350Okay just for that the next thread is Kirby edition, fuck you
>>531266793>>531266793>>531266793
