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>Official Wiki, Patch Notes and PBE
https://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/

>Builds/Account Stats
https://u.gg/
https://www.op.gg/
https://lolalytics.com/

>Model Viewer
https://www.modelviewer.lol

/lolg/ OP pastebin
https://pastebin.com/8xZvBfnZ

reminder that Nami is soft

say you're gonna stay forever

is the support slut still available?

Should Qiyana have large tits or small tits?

>>531087212
>>531087390
NEETMAXXING

>in lane vs Akali
>neither of us can kill each other but I am up in CS
>retard jungler and support try to fight over dragon
>repeatedly ping them off but they ignore me
>Akali gets a double kill
>"Mid diff"
Why do I even play this game?

>>531087403
Made for ______

even tho im losing, Taliyah is still super fun wtf
maybe I need to drop adc and start playing this botlane

>>531087527
ai faggot sloppa
also obviously small her ingame model is the evidence or all her fucking splashes you fucking gooning addicted tranvestite

NO tristana nor poppy nor fucking vex aren't fucking obese midget cows with fucking watermelon tits , they are fucking normal sized proportioned to their fucking short bodies
Qiyana is not some fucking whore bbc addicted slut with the body of a sex god she is a petite young adult woman on the shorter side
sona is not a cow she is a woman a normal fucking woman. STOP FUCKING GOONING AND GO OUTSIDE

>>531087527
small tits, there's way too much art of girls stacked everywhere already

Stay positive /lolg/!

>>531087386
My bad. I'll probably stop making threads in the near future though as I'm running out of OP appropriate pics + I haven't been playing as much because of the heat and other IRL distractions so don't let me dissuade you from doing it. I might even just stop now and only make them if the thread gets to 760/770 w/ no OP or something. Whatever!
nerf brand!

>>531087859
>so anyway... ACK

>>531087090
No offense, but would you mind telling me how it sounds rapey when I explicitly SAID only cuddling and kissing? Go re-read what i said because you are definetly not reading it right.
I am asexual how can i sound like a rapist???

>>531088117
so many words just so say you're gay

how's that snowball hit rate looking?

>>531088352
its still sexual harassment

>>531088262
THROW ANOTHER ROCK

>>531088132
True.
Also why I like Kayle with flatter chest, flat is Justice
Morgana can be the titcow sister

Briar won

>>531088496
trigger warning

New main

>>531088856
Qiyanafags fear the rock

>>531088117
>petite

eat ass

>>531089075
im about to drop some arcane knowledge on you but that is an a cup, solely because of how shit her posture is
her strap size is proportionally large for an a cup, but that is an a cup

>>531088352
this art style makes me mad

>>531088117
okay, and?

>>531088496
How do i see this?

>>531089574
op.gg, go to your account, and then click ARAM
snowball hit rate should be on the left side of the page

>friend uses an emoticon often
>i now permanently associate that emoticon with them
huh

>>531088496
does it count hitting minions as a miss? I do it all the time to gap close or get away

>>531090126
which one

>>531090126
>emoticon
I also miss WLM

Imagine Malphite holding Qiyana down and ripping all her clothes off and raping her.
She tries to resist but shes just a human what can she do against a MOUNTAIN so she has to sit there and get her insides streched out by a boulder thats almost the size of her and feel her body breaking down her bones break but Malphite doesnt stop he goes even harder.
He keeps using her like a fleshlight while she screams from pain as every bone in her body is getting pulverized into dust and then Malphite cums inside her and she explodes like a baloon sending pieces of her skin,her guts and blood everywhere.
Wouldnt that be so hot?
What if Malphite then smears her brain on his dick and uses it as lube while he rapes her sister to death who was watching the entire time.
Imagine the terror on her sisters face when she just saw her sister die like that and now shes going to be next.
That face she would make would be priceless.

>>531087403
i bet your ass is really tight

>>531090309
I dont think Malphite has a penis

>>531089787
Oh thanks! Heres mines

noo dont execute your so sexy aha

HOW HARD IS IT for bot/mid-lane not to go 0/9 in the first 15 minutes?
I am supposed to be the weak early game champ yet I average 4 deaths per game when Junglers target me all the time to shut me down early.

>>531090309
i wont let malphite abusers lay a hand on my caramel queen

Yone!

>>531090234
it has happened three times, most recently with ;-;
>>531090290
for me, it's FIAB

>>531089546
the artist was a tranny using their self insert oc which i edited out (notice the large free space)
but the pic was really cute and i loved it so i still saved it
>>531088603
HOW???? nigga nothing sexual is happening , are kisses and cuddles sexual harrasment?

>>531089572
NEVER GOON it's bad for you vro

>>531090234
sunshine (wrong hole xayah), majin (weird galio), qiyanasmilkman (smug qiyana), b3llamy (laughing jinx and calculated vayne), dawt (awkward yuumi), jellyfishsloth (shy blushing hwei), and clerical (uwu nami)

i fucking love when i leave mid for the side and the adc takes one wave mid before going sightseeing and letting the mid tower fall because he feels no responsibility for it

lol ur so stupid

>>531091279
i just really fucking dislike seeing zoe or aurora or taliyah as sluts , such a weird ass fetish , when in reality they are adorable teen girls which are petite and chaste and innocent.

>>531091630
:P

>>531091715
I get you but people do it to basically every champ.

Briar looks like a child and the rioters who made her need to get investigated (100% on the Epstein client list)

>>531088496
Honestly surprised it's this high. I take snowball / flash as my default sums in ARAM, even on marksmen and mages. With mages and the like I use the snowball to scout bushes, or as a small extra source of damage to kill a weakened enemy with like 1% damage. It can also be used to dodge projectiles or engages or for quick repositioning. It's a versatile tool.

>>531091917
that you think children look like that is a bigger self report on you brother

>>531092120
she looks like a kid and even more so behaves like one.

>>531091872
yeah nigga you are 100% correct, it is what it is i just find it weird when people here act like it's some canon thing , especially with champs like sona.

>>531091462
This can't be good for me, but I feel great

>>531090193
Probably. They might track ARAM stats but they don't know ARAM strats.

>>531092359
I can't wait for the revival.

zoe is a slut

>>531092314
>>531092120
>>531091917
Briar is quite literally based on being a sexualized minor but riot remembered oh shit we can't ahve that anymore and quickly said uhhh she is college aged (She is not)
briar is 100% a teen girl not even 18 but riot is riot and won't let us have a cute little manic pixie girl

>>531092504
true

>>531092515
Didnt someone at riot call her a "vampire loli"?

Briar looks like a retarded gorilla

>>531092504
Agree to disagree

>>531092643
she is not a loli she looks like a 14-17 year old girl thats a hebephile
>>531092650
TRVTH NVKE?!
>pic rel.

>

Karma mating gown skin when?

>lane kept in my sweet spot for 15minutes straight
>ganks received 0
>jungler pings 20seconds AFTER seeing viego top like he is tarzaned tracking him
>Basically neutralized top lane but slowly falling behind since I win early slightly but lose late slightly.
>Enemy jinx 8/0
>Enemy top laner has a bounty are 0/0/0
Am I just meant to flip toplane on weakside? I basically didn't have a window to play the game before it was over.

>Nidalee cougar joke where she gives experience every several seconds to lower-level teammates around her
>Bad evil sexist, REMOVED FROM THE GAME!

>Neeko, a childish character who acts like a cutsey squeaky toy wants Nidalee to eat her pussy
>OMG so cute!

Defend this

Incorrect, Briar is a shark

>>531092515
briar is almost the size of a (probably taller than most because of his profession) soldier

>>531093117
welp you see neeko and nidalee shippers are trannies and faggots and yuri fans and they are subhumans. you can't really it's the same thing but because it's not two champs popular with trannies and shippers it's fine

>>531093117
soft power is the meta, you can't just be blunt about your innuendos anymore you gotta act all innocent and feminine to get away with things despite the same context

I hurt myself, my hand hurts, and I'll queue up again to conclude the day with shame.

wtf
Atakhan can spawn top?

meanwhile "is that a rocket in your pocket" is perfectly acceptable

>>531094385
Yeah when bot lane isnt inting (this is a scenario that does not exist)

>>531088496
hmmmmmm

>>531094551
Wanna play?

>every champion you like is toxic, outdated, needs a rework, and you're a bad person for ever enjoying them
How do you respond without sounding mad?

eating pasta and chicken

>>531094712
nuh uh

I remember Sona used to be paired with Ahri a lot in the community like 10+ years ago
When and why did that go away?

>>531094921
I want to get paired with Sona too.

>>531094921
lol community is woke fujos and trannies now

>>531094696
depends with who

please release LOL classic....

>>531095721
You think you want that but you don't :^)

>>531095694
Im this person >>531090412

>>531095721
i want lol for each season

>>531095858
ai sloppa

>>531094921
KDA happened so now Ahri most popular ships are with her band mates and sometimes Yasuo. Sona gets paired with shit like Jhin/Kayn/Morde by self inserting eboys and the "I can fix him" type girls

>>531094921
wow such a deep ship of "both these characters have big boobs"

>>531096212
Sona Jhin is kino, though
They have a lot of mirrored quotes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpDnhBanle8

>>531095860
well I could in like half an hour
https://op.gg/lol/summoners/euw/Anri%20Okita%20Fan-R34?queue_type=ARAM

>>531096283
Additionally its a "shy girl and popular/sexually forward" girl dynamic.

>>531096283
All god tier ships are like that

>>531096283
what more do you need?

>>531096434
ignite in aram every game
what a freak

I still can't believe nuRiot gave us one of the greatest pieces of ass in existance.

why didn't you guys go for the funny heimerdinger thread

>>531091279
>are kisses and cuddles sexual harrasment?
try to do it with any stranger woman IRL and see what happens

>>531096905
>you can only sexually harass strangers

>>531097015
I mean, if you do kisses and cuddles with your mom, she might actually let it pass

>>531096880
people hate my heimerdinger threads
i am the only heimerdinger player in this fucking shithole filled with fags

>>531097317
wow you are so quirky

>>531097317
I respect it.

>>531097317
because the dinger is a troll champ that everyone but absolute dipshits hate

>nigga smolder
nigga smolder

>>531096905
this is literally all i said you are acting as if i said something really fucked up

>>531096434
Oh nvm im na :(

give her back

>>531097462
bite me
i only play champs i like

>>531097747
post a single old evelynn webm

>>531088496
these are my current stats, just started picking up aram and liking the new champ card change

>>531093117
Homo relationships being predatory is a feature for the people in them, not a bug
Especially male ones

>>531093117
>lustful jezebel preying on innocent young men
>hot chicks lezzing out
I wholly agree with Riot on this issue.

I'm not good enough. I don't deserve anything. At least give me death.

it's actually true there is only one constant in all your games, it's not you, it's me, riot hires me to feed in your games

>>531098460
You don't deserve death either, Cain. Kayn. Nerf Kayn.

>>531097440
If sneaky can do it, i can do it too

>>531098570
I knew it!

>>531097967
aoe almost never replies to my posts and im always flattering or otherwise passively endorsing his posts. he wont even answer questions that have everything to do with his post at the time. It's like they're always coded for specific people and not the thread at large. Not that such a posting pattern is unique to him in the first place.

>>531087783
Zyra.

>>531093117
>>531098330
If anything, we need more of the experienced/inexperienced lesbo dynamic

>>531098068
0 evelynn in this webm

>>531099315
this right here is proof that AI is often better nowadays. How often do you see this pairing? For me, it's the first time, and this specimen is a well-executed treat. What's more is the same-face issue with artist renderings is kept to a minimum. good slop

nearly died from cringe reading that

Man why are there so many people here who are fucking on discord and mutuals with each other and are trannies too and keep spamming soft core porn in here for no reason at all instead of in the trash thread it 's so fucking annoying

>>531099598
Just pay an artist to draw it?

heimerdinger is one of the most awful champs in the game , he is so weak early , can only scale with items has no leveling scaling basically , gets extremely out scaled anyways, 99% of the roster counters him. literal dogshit champ.
he only gets a skin every 1000 days just for it to be dogshit 975 rp skin with an 300$ chroma locked behind an gacha also not only that the skin is legacy
fuck my chungus life

>>531099862
but what if he doesnt want to waste money on someone with no practical skills

>>531099836
Just [-] the posts, because of AI you can't even filter these images anymore since people can print out so much of them compared to back then when they were handmade and would take time to spawn.
Also not everyones on discord or add people from here thats why they post here, the goon material has been posted in this general for ages now so it's never going to stop despite there being a trash thread.

>>531099862
there's only one artist i'd ever pay commissions for and even he has issues with same face (among other things) despite being the only person that does shapeshifter art. also im broke thanks to recent expenses

>>531100163
that's my key argument - I'd order something and it'd likely come out in a way that I didn't really want because it's understandably hard for an artist to not inject their own forced interpretations

A
FUCKING
BANJO

i love this fuckass yuumi picture
adorable little retard

>>531100046
They should've just made that a visual update (free but with his goggles on) and the blue one an emporium special.

>>531097662
man ok last thing i am gonna say on this topic i just really wish zoe taliyah or aurora were real they are the cutest girls in league and i wish i could experience being loved or cherished by them.

>>531100472
I like this yuumi picture

>>531100595
they genuinely should have but it was fucking rito literal two weeks before their peak in greediness this was during the arcane s2 era

What is the objective tier list of hottest champions?

>>531097317
I wouldve preferred it but you were 2nd. the rules the rules

>>531100940
Whatever champ you find hottest, objectivity is a preference thing.

>>531100940
>objective
women aren't objects anon...

>>531099217
tell him to stop playing videogames and start repaying his crippling student debt

>>531100735
doran, no

>>531101030
it is what it is , next time i would reuse the pic again oh welp

>>531100940
I assume Brand is objectively the hottest. Maybe Aurelion Sol since he seems pretty gaseous like a star.

>>531100940
Brand is the objective hottest champ because he is made of fire
Annie is the next hottest champ because she shoots fireballs

POWER GAP

basically everyone else is regular human temperature

POWER GAP

Anivia is made of ice which is cold

>>531101174
my first wish would be to have a real support on my team instead of a kitty cat

Women cannot be hot, that is objective

stop refreshing my opgg.

Just got in an actual match with PopstarGwen, I do not recommend the experience.

>>531101174
>>531100735
>>531100472
this is mine ^_^

>>531097440
I respect Sneaky going full horny on main and streaming with the same account he records himself swallowing a huge dildo with his butt, that takes balls

>>531101435
Makes me want to shave my body and put on makeup, i think my petite build is a good match for it already

>>531101416
yeah that's a good one for sure!
>>531101339
don't sit there and act like you have never hard a good yuumi force-multiply your gameplay into the stratosphere because even a shitter like me has had that once MAYBE twice.

I regret nothing

>>531101813
sure because you have an account roulette. thanks for nothing, vanguard

>>531097440
>hairy chest

THIS is what my 400 stacks tank smolder looks like??

>>531101268
>Brand is the objective hottest champ because he is made of fire
Wrong asol is made of stars which have much higher temperatures than regular red flames. Go educate yourself next time bigot

>>531101991
thats what your goomba stomp volibear top looks like

>>531101973
It's a girl. Girls are hairy by definition.

>>531102051
Uhhh brand has that 1 skin with blue flames uhhhhhh

>>531101991
I feel bad for his father

>>531101991
Wait until you hear his voice

>>531102051
Asol is not made of stars he creates stars. He is more like a nebula which would be very cold

>>531101991
this nigga is way too ugly to be a "femboy"
total faggot

>>531101991
I literally look cuter than him, am shorter, and leaner than him

stream
bit of ashe..

>>531102350
ign?

>>531102350
same bro

Viktor takes the most skill out of any mage.

What role/champ should I play with playlist consisting of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZnajKoB3pY

>>531102350
he was hotter back when he started, it's just that he gets off on being a boy and dressing as a girl, it isn't a trans thing

>>531097747
nueve is fun enough

>>531102649
the range on his lazer makes me think otherwise

I don't think I can play champs with complicated kits or very high skill ceiling.

>>531102379
you finna get sued stealing so many trademarks from lolgers

>>531102649
>undodgable poke spell unless he misses it
lol?

>>531102379
Hii

>>531102767
>exodia
draven/kassadin like all the others

>>531101991
every bottom role player either looks like this or humzh when he was toothless and had a buzzcut

euw vgs when.

>>531103059
its a bit late

>>531095721
>you now remember old swain
>you now remember old gp
>you now remember old pantheon

Also enjoy the maintenance mode we have today with rigged esports matches and 2 champs per year

>>531103059
If they happen I might not join this time, too sad. And yeah now it's late like 11pm.

>>531102884
lol indeed

>>531103125
>>531103535
didn't mean right now, i was just asking in general when's the next euw vgs happening
the last one was 2 weeks ago on a friday iirc

you're now manually breathing

>>531103865
just make it like 3 or 4 hours from now any day and see if the lobby fills up it's not that hard

My whole body is slick with sweat

>>531103135
pretty sure bankplank sounded better

>>531104428
bladder's full...

Man this is not a weather to play league of legends...

>>531101991
>those shoulders

>>531104732
it's literally 22C outside rn (chilly)

>>531103935
i only manually breathe

>>531104812
22 centigrade is sandals shorts and tshirt weather

isn't it awesome i'm cuter than sneaky

>>531104908
no that's 30-35C

>>531105005
30 centigrade is naked in your room weather

>>531103687
new viktor is such a downgrade,,,

the hardest choices come when you least expect them

>>531105124
proof?

>>531105148
lb mogs it in downgrade

>>531105378
it's only 19 centigrade where I live, sorry

why wasn't cassiopeia in arcane?

>>531105557
because she has never been associated with piltover or zaun

>>531105384
this may actually be true, they buffed viktors spells, his laser seems to be longer range and his ult expands now, meanwhile leblancs not only the same but looks uglier, however unsure if they got rid of her spell combo upon w "bug"

>>531105557
cassio is in shurima but came from noxus, she might show her face in noxus but then again probably not since the plot is proceeding from the timeline and not retelling

>>531105187
Left when im playing with a lolg duo, right when i need to hitler stomp building assassin

i think arcane should have more cool champions like kassadin and gragas instead of fortiche nigger OCs

>>531105187
i just got this lol

>>531105951
lcukily your opinion is in the minority, chud

>>531105869
this is so true but reversed, can't be seen playing girly champs with my babe

>>531106082
Oh i pick left always when im with lolg boys

How does one get rid of the yellow lines in OBS? Annoying

i... wow... is riot trying to tell me something...?

>play riven
>vomit on keyboard
>win
This champ is actually so stupid. Literally just facetanking shit while I vomit constant shields lategame.

>>531105187
>>531105963
I had an incredibly EUW-coded moment last time I played on NA.

>>531106926
>BOOSTERS...? (0/3)

I pretend to be trans online but I'm a normal guy irl

>>531106926
lux ehc arc...

>>531106684
windows 10? if you find out how to unfuck that impossibility let us know. No, changing the capture mode will not work because it fucks other things.
windows 11, start menu > type settings > go to privacy subsection> uh google tells you the rest. pretty sure you're on win10 or you wouldnt ask

>>531107097
Same sis

>>531107058
>he played with THE john aram
Did you kneel?

>>531107097
i'm a normal guy irl but people think i'm trans here, there is no winning

>>531106926
Based, Queen
New arc Lux ehc?

sure am a big fan of caitlyn's wholesome chungus 100 autoattacks critting me from half a screen away (honest) and doing more poke damage than my xerath despite having lethal tempo and a ton of sustained damage if she isnt dove from 2 screens away

>>531106965
This and the desk slamming emote convinced me to buy the skin

>>531107432
Its a good skin!

>>531105963
xayah is actually a pretty fun champ even if the rakan went unpicked

Riot shills will tell me this lobby was not decided in queue pop haha

enemy team in normals
>5 stack or a 3+2 stack of emerald 4s
my team
>5 solo queuers, at least 3 are unranked or bronze, 1 wildcard (gold or lower) and me
I dont mind having bad players in my game but every match turns into the enemy team having 3+ kills on their laner at the end of lane phase

>>531107827
what makes xayah fun?
can you substantiate your claims or are you just shitposting like the average nolife subhuman?

>>531108192
magnificent performance by your adcuck

ive never seen a single good post with the word "substantiate" in it
its always someone who you can tell is pissed off and is trying to spread their disease to someone else

You should abuse Aurora support, NOW!

>>531106684
when you click on the source (select it), in the properties you will have these, switching to "automatic" removes them, while selecting a specific method gives you yellow lines, idk first time I saw it was also weird but was lucky to figure it out quick

>>531108296
her feathers make it so that her damage is backloaded which is fun to play around with and imagine lends itself well to limit testing, it's also nice to catch people out with Q+auto+E
and her E + R makes her not only survive against dive but actively fuck them over
weird thing to assume i'm shitposting about though

I said aurora's VA was retarded, which she is, and now I'm getting banned? wtf

>>531108640
wait you've actually been piloting in ranked and shitting on kids LMAO

If Morgana misses Kayle so much, why not just bind her and finger her pussy?

>>531106926
shit skin

Post comfy lol art

>>531108961
>piloting
nigga smolder

>>531109615
weirdest ship i've seen so far

i am trans irl but pretend to be normal here

>>531109886
1. not lol
2. not comfy
3. uncensored version?

>>531109951
i'll find out who you are and make you my wife

>>531109297

>>531109951
ign ?

>>531110083
https://files.catbox.moe/8wkg9v.jpg

>>531109951
Being trans is perfectly normal.
Live with the times grampa

>>531109684
Idk, pretty tame imo when you have stuff like Zac x Riven, Xayah x Sett etc.
And some of the fapfics I've read that featured Ezreal had some weirder pairings like him x Elise or Evelynn

>>531110749
>the face copypaste

>>531109297
I found this one a few days ago

>>531111229
hadn't even noticed! i guess the artist must be a little amateurish and used it as a shortcut. still really enjoy the overall artwork though

>>531111229
>>531111351
its just similar, theyre not pasted
look at the nose, where the cheek meets their left eyes, mouth

>>531109951
i also pretend to be normal here

>>531111351
why did you delete discord

Why is Ezlux more popular with asians but Lightcannon with westerners?

>>531111351
its not copy pasted. vmat just is samefacey

whichever of you drew this, I love you
its so cute and I love pics of kaisa with her dad

>>531111627
homosexual GROSS

>>531111659
felt like it sry ty for inquiring

>>531111516
>>531111732
oops
nice art anyway!

Why does kaisa have whiskers

>>531111730
Shipping in the west is pretty much only done by fags, unironically. Almost all the most popular ships for any game or fandom you look at will be faggotry.
Ez Lux is more popular with normal people in the west too.

I don't miss you

>>531111805
is kassadin a bad guy in the lore or like an edgy hero guy

>>531112247
originally he was a bad guy but they completely retconned his old lore and now he is not really a hero or a villain, he is just a dude looking for his lost daughter

>>531111926
because she is part void cataclysm

>>531111627
lamb sex. breed lamb. making half breeds with lamb. creating life from death with lamb. breed. breed. BREED.

>>531111928
Real.
Here are the top 100 ships in terms of fanfics at the end of last year
Ekko is like one of 2 black guys on the whole list and the other is gay lol

>>531112351
damn right she is

>>531102379
I love you so much

>>531112351
Very cute art

>>531113258
have one more, it's on the house

>>531109431
>>531107139
>>531100583
I will now cum in the league of legends thread

>>531112595
Yeah pretty much. When people ship stuff like Jinx with Lux its on the same level as shit like shipping Harry Potter with Malfoy. You'd think its popular looking at fanfiction or fanart but of the millions of people who watched or read Harry Potter you can bet like 100000% more people liked Harry x Hermione or Harry x Ginny way more. Its just they don't actively "ship".
When Riot panders to these shippers it tends to be met with disgust from normal people. Stuff like Sett x Aphelios or Graves x TF is hugely resented by the actual players of these champs.

>>531113869
I'd expect Ekko/Jinx to also be frowned on, but its on milk cartons, fast food restaurants and whatever else. Maybe I am too /po/brained

I ship me and leona

>>531114359
I think people who watched Arcane who weren't that familiar with the games probably just liked how the romance was portrayed in the show (even if it was just an alt universe)

>>531114431
NOO NOT TWO CUTE GIRLS NEXT TO EACH OTHER NOOOOO

>>531114523
Shut up Diana, she literally wants to genocide you

>>531114431
AI can do better than this

>>531114629
it cannot and will not be able to for years lmao

>>531114613
She can genocide my asshole with her tongue.

>>531114757
wtf do you live under a rock just look at the zyra pics itt

Riot is too scared to do Lux x Garen, Garen x Katarina, J4 x Shyvana, Lulu x Veigar.

Who tf is talking in the background of nantonaku stream? Steel?

Now that the dust has settled, was making every item feel like shit to build and finish one of Phreak's greatest ideas?

its been 10 minutes

if youre iron you need to die.

you need to get the fuck out.

>>531115302
the only items that feel bad to build and finish are adc items. for about 2 years now that garbage item collector has been the only viable starting item for adc
>muh yuhtal!!
worst components in the game and game is done by the time you finish stacking it. and after all that the difference in winrates with collector is 1% or less

>>531115923
muh kraken slayer
muh statikk shiv
muh bloodthirster
muh trinity force

>>531115028
To be fair AI makes a bunch of mistakes and needs regening and even in the good gens fingers tend to be off. And sometimes messes with the heights etc.
But faces/appearance details look pretty solid

>>531115910
what about bronzies

I'm going to sleep.
Good night, /lolg/.

>>531116057
>>531116091
The duality of /lolg/

>>531116004
>muh bloodthirster
Who the fuck builds that first?

>>531116057
yeah I didnt say its perfect I said its better than the shitty image that got posted

>>531116091
goodnight ezreal

>>531113869
nah, Sett players are faggots

>>531116154
draven samira

>>531115910
Iron players are either normal people with lives, or total bimbo airhead sluts

>>531116154
mf, sometimes draven

>>531112247
he's the doomguy of league of legends

>>531116085
bronzies are iron adjacent and if you cant put a layer of rank between yourself and iron players then you deserve to die too.


fuck iron players
fuck bronze players

https://files.catbox.moe/5vbop0.webm

Now that the dust has settled where is my thread assigned lolg gf?

>>531116868
post opgg

Grubby has made it to Platinum 4 in 155 ranked games during his first ever season playing the game.
If you are below him, what does he have that you don't?

>>531116929
>he doesn't have dumbdiggers various accounts memorized
fake lolger

>>531117107
i don't have proplayer genetics

>>531117107
he's a former professional caster for a moba that used to have a professional scene, for starters
i can still hear his song. waveclear

>>531117107
40000 hours in Warcraft 3 and 2000 hours in Dota 2

>>531115910
ain't you like an eternal silver stucker
you are not any better than them, bud
especially since you play on NA, the skill difference between you and the iron shitter is very small

>>531104428
Xayah waiting for Sett...

>>531116929
he hasnt ever stayed unbanned for long enough to make it out of silver

>Bronze adc dodges the lobby after crying because our support picked Sona into Leona
>"Sona has a negative win rate vs leona"
>Look it up
Wow what do you know he's retarded AND wrong about what he's being retarded over at the same time I'm so surprised

>>531117405
he's unironically silver stuck on like 10 accounts yes while blaming riot for 'keeping him down'

>>531117107
>what does he have that you don't?
Time and a desire to improve.
>Work most of the day
>Gym
>Running
>Reading
>MMA
>Shooting at the range
>He wants me to grind on fucking league of legends too
Pass.

>>531117521
not true, he got boosted to plat once

>>531117405
>ain't you like an eternal silver stucker
hmmm let me break this down for you little kid


iron
^
bronze
^
silver


ok now that you get it, lets just say i have a nice 2 layers between me and the iron player that needs to kill himself. okay now you get it thanks little fella. small person gj.

>>531117629
how long until you beg for a boost again

if youre not a newfag you remember killaugust #die.

that account hit plat. that was literally all me. so gj dumb nigger. kill yourself youre probably iron too. faggot.

>>531117690
Can sett stop fucking my wife for one second? lol

I love making lolg a worse place in subtle, insidious ways.

>>531117784
>killaugust
based
i had behead phreak as my name for a few months, always got commented on it everygame saying they agree on wanting to kill the bald ugly bastard
i am surprised i did not get a forced name change

>>531117896
>dood I reply to everything with negative shit im so insidious

>>531117896
This is the type content I was to see more of when I visit lolg.

>>531117896
Me when i duo with lolgs in aram

>>531117694
Insane movement, Ive seen faker do this one

>>531117694
ive got a webm of what happened before that tele (maqe playing like a retard nigger) and a webm of you missing a hook like anigger but i dont have anythign labled ill post it later

>>531111805
pure soul

>>531117694
https://files.catbox.moe/yyq2d5.mp3

>>531117784
if you got to plat on your own why do you beg for a duo constantly and can't get out of silver?

is it because you arent a plat player anymore maybe?

A lot of our drawfags can't withstand the toxicity on lolg.

>>531118462
which is odd considering the toxicity of the game this thread is ostensibly about

oi post the magma I wanna look

>>531118491
you are very talented player
impressive display of skill in this .webm, I am amazed

>play a very competitive online game
>lose really badly
>start sobbing and stop playing the game for a while
I'm not the only one who does this right?

>>531118574
https://magma.com/d/KVHhFHWeKZ

>>531118491
why did drake snipe ori there?

>>531118620
i did this when i was like 13
no wonder i grew up to be a disgusting pathetic talentless incel freak loser
now i just stare at the screen and think about my own death

>>531118620
I am so glad I requested this.

I think that, to me, Urgot might be one of the coolest characters in term of design and champion fantasy when playing him
Shame he looks boring to play and is in the most sleeper lane

>>531118698
every support is useless if they refuse to push their buttons

>i make a teensy weensy mistake early top
>enemy freezes me for 6 minutes
this shouldn't be allowed

>>531118842
true being a fat chud in a wheelchair is my fantasy as well

>>531118842
your urgot gameplay, sir

>>531119017
mine is to be a mermaid in a wheelchair but also in a scifi setting where im in a spacestation with no gravity but can still move thanks to the atmospheric density.
i guess that defeats the point of the wheelchair but i would still use it when spending time down on terra

>>531118462
nobodys ever said anything mean to me about my drawings. people who aren't interested simply don't respond
only rude comment my posts ever get is like, "theyre not fags you retard" lol

>>531119217
like look how fucking cool this is? you are a mobile death machine with the sole intent of killing as much as possible, grinding it up into a meat paste
im actually volimouthing right now at this

>>531119342
if you draw the garen darius stuff I think theyre really cool, I just dont have anything to say beyond that and have said that before already

>>531118016
Not only that. I've probably singlehandedly lowered the IQ of this general by 10 or more with all of the insipid posts I've made over the years. It makes me cream my panties just thinking about it...

>>531119591
i appreciate that lol

>>531119647
i have gained 10 iq points from reading all of wise excavators posts

your excuse for not being diamond?

>>531119841
every time i think about playing league i think about all the blackpills i've seen in these threads about forced 50/50 and winners queue and matchmaking being tied to getting honored too much/not enough and the mentor system and on and on and on and i go "man i don't think i wanna play rn"

erm these webms make urgot look super cool, though?

>>531119841
i got decayed

Have you ever seen anyone respond negatively to gl hf?

>>531120049
this but instead of whatever you're talking about it's how 95% of champions i've had even a passing interest in has been enshittified with reworks to be resold to a different audience

>>531119841
Past a certain elo, a game without fun can be a bad thing

>>531120298
it's pretty wild how that happens to you so much. are there any champs you like playing that didn't get hit with the rework beam yet. totally not asking so i can pass it off to riot

>>531119841
I am and will be for as long as I dont queue up one more game (guaranteed loss at 0 lp with an expired demote shield)

I've never seen a Sivirfag.

>>531120405
illaoi, bard
I really liked darius's s5 rework, the whole reason I played him so much
ive picked up nilah in the meantime
i didn't play old poppy or aatrox btw

>>531120948
>I really liked darius's s5 rework, the whole reason I played him so much
if you have any sick webms of him id love to see them

>>531121110
this is my only Darius webm
most of my darius games were s5-s8, once I latched onto Illaoi and Volibear (after sej got reworked in s7, before voli got VGU'd in s10) I played everyone else a lot else

>>531118462
It's like one aifag who seethes endlessly that we have any drawfags
The two groups keep to themselves other than him

>>531120298
Still waiting for them to revert Akali Galio Graves Sion and Katarina here

>>531121265
>this is my only Darius webm
but that is indeed sick so thanks for sharing

>>531121341
im only aware of the fags that seethe endlessly at aislop. they seem to be much more numerous in my experience

>>531121434
>akali
this would be based bc then we could go back to simply killing her in teamfights instead of her "LOLXD MY TRUE INVIS IS UNCOUNTERABLE XD"
>graves
maybe the worst thing that ever happened to me that was league related. only adc i was interested in playing and they turned him into a role i absolutely refuse to play

>>531121434
yikes from me

i remember when sejuani got reworked the riot blog was about how they wanted her to be less pro skewed and 8 years later she has a 47% winrate in solo with no players while being picked often in pro
did they succeed?

>>531121551
hi aifag. and lol no that's just you
aislop gets 1 erp reply or ignored 99% of the time
You just have a melty every time someone points out a weird finger and get into shitfights so your experience is different

>>531121973
what the actual fuck was that damage lol jesus christ

>Akali didnt have invis before her rework
Do ur research before you post babe
It takes 5 seconds to google her old abilities

>>531119841
I am diamond

heres the play before that webm.

https://files.catbox.moe/mej2so.webm

and imma be reall with you i have 7000 clips im not going to scrounge for that majin clip of him missing a hook like a turbo nigger. im just not gonna do it.

>>531117542
After normalising both champions win rates Sona wins against Leona -0.83% different than would be expected. So hes kinda right but also sona just has a giga winrate.

>>531122131
yea you simply put down your pink ward and killed her

>>531122038
the only thing that's correct about your post is that i am an aifag. the rest is projection. the bad hands triggers my autism, too, so we have that in common.

New brown champ WHEN

Is it just me or is top lane the lane that sucks the most for playing with friends and duoing ranked? Generally when people are looking for someone for a flex team its the top laner. When people are trying to duo queue its ADC + support or jungle + mid.

Fuck this game and fuck you and fuck spaghetti. Wheres seabiscuit, I don't care about gold ship. One piece episode 43, oh fuck.... I cried at the end of the Sanji arc.

>>531122296
Rell looks like THIS?!

>>531122205
>few years from now
"yes, I did waste 5 years of my life typing angry in capslock while being the only constant behind every single loss/acc ban"
you might get brought up in a convo at some point, only to be forgotten a minute later forever

I miss old Akali and i miss her look as well
She's an annoying bitch with tattoos now

>>531117542
He was probably searching with the default rank(emerald) instead of switching to bronze winrates.

>>531122056
i wish i had some old sej webms
she was a humongous DPS hog after getting liandrys and abyssal (back when it was a mage item)

2 bans in soloq when?

>>531122525
>7 seconds of cc in a 9 second long clip
i miss tenacity

>>531122256
pink wards reveal stealth not invisibility so nah

>>531122525
Why ult without destroying the ice first? You're losing a lot of damage that way

true invis hasn't been in the game for 6 years. get some new talking points.

>>531122296
twittertrannies would seethe as to where are her organs

>>531122686
you can proc her E with the ult which is what i did

>>531122525
Sejuani W hitbox is insane
It hits araund you and even behind you

>>531122770
They are in her tits and ass bro we have been over this

>>531122450
>few years from now

"holy shit did you hear about the big 'dig"
"no what happened"
"he literally hit the 'best league of legends player ever in history and for the future because hes so good nobody can ever be better than him' rank"
"holy shit I knew he'd do it he literally always outplays everyone he ever plays and its embarassing watching people try to lane against him"


fixed that for you.

>>531122729
my new talking point is that i dont really care. i hate akali, i have always hated akali, i will always hate akali, in every incarnation of that dogshit fuck-ugly handless champ that carries retards while simultaneously making them think she requires high skill because you have to press 2 buttons per second instead of 1.

BWEEPO

>>531122802
Wait you actually get the bonus % damage from destroying it with your R and then smashing it again for double that?
I always thought you need to destroy E proc first and THEN ult so you can get double E damage
Thanks for the info

you cannot be serious

>>531122891
tl;dr. move on to the next post lil bro, work harder, where's your capslock

>abyssal scepter was a mage item
oghhhh fuck why did you remind me
remember when banshee's veil and guardian angel were tank items and literally everybody bought them

>>531122907
uh oh tranty

>>531122907
interdasting. are you the homosexual that calls everyone "faggot" and says he's "reclaiming" the word, or are there two akali-hating lolgs?

>>531122994
ya that's how it works

remember when top laners were taking smite to get gromp buff which was a super thornmail and ADCs would kill themselves trying to DPS down a sion or shyvana

erm erm erm akali is really hard because i have to press q 900 times on a 1 second cooldown with 0 cost to my already completely unlimited resource. pressing q and then autoattacking claiming my free ranged autoattack is so hard guys.... you just dont get it i am STRUGGLING with my 8000 unit dash in any direction making me both completely impossible to catch and impossible to escape... guys stop!!!! stop it right now!!! just because i can instantly refill my energy by invisible doesn't mean i don't have to manage my resources!!!! *farts*

remember team builder?

>tarzaned and agurin live
>at the same time
>in the same server
>NOT in the same MMR range
nothing ever happens

Big L isn't the biggest crybaby bitch here.
>muh rework
>muh jungle
>muh supp
>muh mid
Never him.

>>531123816
Big L can't be the biggest crybaby because he isn't an ADC main

i am a crybaby and i dont care
i will post everything i posted in this thread in the next thread and the thread after that and scream into the void for the next decade and if league dies i'll migrate to /v/ and post there instead

>>531123681
>Teammate picks some retarded shit like Nami mid
>Instead of being forced to dodge and losing LP and getting a timeout you can just kick him out of the lobby
lol

>>531123710
Imagine Dantes Vs Agurin w/ a tarzaned autofilled support and Si17 Adc. It would be pure cinema

>>531124184
Dantes and Tardy are in si17low, never will happen

when will the green rift come back

does k'sante have any lore except "I'M A NIGGER WHO LIKES DICK IN MY ASS"?

ok hear me out, TFTfags
>pengu's party
>bruiser comp
>boss prismatic + mecha
>talisman of ascension
try to beat that

>>531124767
No, that's all

out-damage'd the apc's bleat

>>531105384
no one who plays leblanc deserves to have fun anyways

The new donkey kong game feels very volibear rework coded.

>>531122294
rank the drawfags

>>531106965
I do this but I don't look like this

>>531125330
i dont know them individually well enough but I enjoy most of their work on an artistic level. So much so that I made myself a small collection from the drawpiles.

>>531106965
qiyana deserved the legendary more
xayah already has one man

"The game knows youre silver"

thats interesting. thats very interesting john q. riot.


you know it doesnt act that way with the way it pairs me up but hey what the fuck do i know.

>surrender vote failed 1/2

and im gone.

>>531125198
ahh go fuck yourself, malphite player

>>531125635
>buh buh buh qiyana
shut the fuck up nigger.

>>531125635
nobody cares about your failed champ for gooners

whens vgs

>>531124531
nice goomba stomp

>>531125784
based...

>tfw can't help but be toxic
And not in a "im losing so im mad" way. I hate hearing people talk in this game, whether its positive or negative.

I have to turn off all communication because its always some faggot whining

>>531122503
Oh I know what he did. Bronze players shouldnt have access to that site to be honest. It doesn't even help them in any way.

>>531125814
right now i just made a lobby
lobby name veegee vs veegee
EUW
password vidya

Xin will become a darkin and finally get a project skin.

another day another doller

>>531126326
Its 2am

>>531121973
Yeah I love Sejuani players it's a shame they're so rare

does anyone else strive for self improvement and progress, but ends up just playing league all day every day

>>531116091
Jammies.

Whys he always ignoring my posts now :'(

>>531087775
because mid diff.

>>531106965
Clean it Xayah!!!

i am still surprised this skin line flopped
demacian vice is probably my 2nd most used skin behind god king

whatever happened to that garen streamer?
the uhhh demacia baby guy

>>531126783
it is a really good theme
im pretty sure the problem was that the champs already had ten gazillion skins prior, was high noon lucian & god king garen before or after demacia vice?

>>531125635
>Qiyana in tights
Ohhhh lord

>>531126932
oh he's getting divorced
sucks

>people play like they don't care anymore about the game
>but refuses to FF
Fuck azzapp holy shit. If you aren't gonna play just FF

>>531126326
>EUW

win or lose - we happy

>>531126983
God king was before
I guess that makes sense, GK just makes Garen feel super smooth
but man i love vice

Love to see it

i liked villain mechanic garen btw

>>531127456
sex eyes

>>531126326
Why are you lying...

*kills everyone itt*

>>531126783
I think the theme is cool but the skins produced are mediocre. High noon lucian and god king garen are like lock-ins. Those champions are also super old so you need those skins to feel fluid.

>>531127596
/xin ults to block it

>>531127596
Thank you for ending it.

what the fuck is going on in normal games man
why are these people erping in champ select
couldnt fit it all in the screenshot but it kept going for another 15 messages

elo potion

>>531127631
funny how we've come full circle seeing as how the updated leblanc skins are clunky as hell

>>531127876
medsacorn

Any EUWlolgs for 3AM norms?
Yes it's one of those nights.

>>531128423
maybe arams or arenas
norms are boring asf

>>531127810
typical league shit. league twitter is like that too. riot panders to them.

>>531128423
im down but im in game, only 12 minutes deep

Did Brian wonnered?

>>531128168
have some elo potion

Fuck Garens and that gay ass wholesome chungas bullshit act

is caitlyn viable?

>>531129689
Yes

>>531129254
yes

>>531128423
>one of those nights
Good job, EU anon!
Don’t take your meds, stay with League instead!

>>531129723
is vi caitable?

vg vs vg
na
vidya

Fun game

>missing skillshots
>constant discomfort
>can't figure out whats wrong for 2 days
>check mouse driver
>my dpi was set 100 lower than usual
>haven't changed it for months

must've been some ghostly apparition

>>531131063
VANGUARD DID THIS

>>531131063
i messed with it as a prank
-phreak

vg vs vg na
needs 4

>>531128423
erm how do I join

weekend games are the worst but it's the only time i wanna play

>>531131651
join vg

>>531131651
>0/13 mundo supp
he's PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSHing you wouldn't get it

>corny range tops in my vgs
figures

vg bet

why is it that when i'm not playing vgs everyone is picking normal human champs
perplexing

>>531106926
Yes, that you should be my duo

>Malphite builds full armour
>gets babysat by their jungler as well
>My jungler is the only ap champion on our team
>My jungler has no once interacted with the only champ that he needs to fight
>he has deafened after me pinging him that hes farming mid wave (which I was at) while botlane has the game winning catch
>I pull off the biggest fucking clutch and solo killed 3 people on the enemy team in a 1v3 base defense
>my elise is now jungling at 45minutes instead of doing something productive while this is all happening
I can't believe this shit man

>>531132659
>orianna
>galio
>teemo
>ambessa
>viego
>not hitler

Do you think Kayle has taken any dicks?
Any time I fave her as Ksante I imagine her calling him a fag because she is a stuck up religioncuck and him breaking her in just to send a message

>>531133763
they are normal picks
when i play vgs everyone gets mindcontrolled to shitpick in my team

goth kindred build

>>531133815
Thats an ori support which is in fact not a normal pick

>>531129254
briar always winned

Morgana's panties

Do you believe in happiness, /lolg/?

ADC is a really good role the silver lolg schizos even said so!

https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxbTz0H7ls7qU4UODotRvYl2WHM8aaTpfo

>>531133815
>why are people only having fun when I'm there

What a stupid ass question

my solo games are kms tier again
i love adc
15 hours of gameplay
1 good game where my support and jungle are human and my topside isnt hitlerinting

>>531134137
lmao even

>>531135102
lolcow

>>531135102
Shit, I wake up every morning and say that

>>531126783
They didn't flop. They were too "western". What we really need is more Spirit Blossom skins.

Go fucking kill yourself riot games.

>>531132582
top
big l carry

When does this end?
https://files.catbox.moe/7gy7m8.webm

when does this stop?

>>531131646
Add me

dont throw my desktop at the wall dont throw my desktop at the wall dont throw my desktop at the wall. dont throw my desktop at the wall.

vgs math out of whack what the fuck was that

>>531135859
It doesn't I don't know what you expect anyone here to tell you

>>531135760
big L bros....

>>531133779
Kayle is one of those "looks up sexy pictures of Firemen" kind of girls

vg result

another up

>>531136807
what
it was fine and close until it wasnt
the gold was literally even until 35 minutes

>>531137121
when are you leaking the 1-4 star lists

>>531134137
Marksmen are the worst designed archetype in the game, but the issue is they needed to take it out back before s2 and actually fix it up but they didn't so now its a mainstay, old league marksmen were based on drow/sniper from dota1, and they have the exact same weaknessses except they aren't a mandatory role (while in league they are)

bets

how would sex with Riven be like

need a support duo so bad

>>531137673
I can't imagine she's a fun lay.

>>531137575
Is every single faggot playing tonight or what?

>>531137575
realistically could 10 players choose a worse draft?

>>531137575
What the fuck is that bottom team

>>531135102
>"I was wrong about how they should itemize" dantes says as he can't even itemize his OTP correctly.

>enemy mel makes fun of my kozzy mid pick at the start of the game
>her jungler ganks me
>her entire botlane ganks me
>she keeps typing quips in allchat. taunts me that she can reflect my whole kit
>mfw bitches don't know about my ult
>I solo kill her after
>she writes "buddy calm down"
kek

>>531138182
>homestuck fan
this makes a lot of sense actually

would anon become ripped and battle-experienced to have a riven gf

>>531138335
dunno what you mean by this but yeah I'm a fan of many things

would riven say obscenities during sex or would she just moan

>>531138676
you do act a little bit like a stereotypical homestuck fan

>>531132151
No warmogs.
Even the mundo doesn't get it

>>531139031
hopefully that is in the tolerable sense. I know the fandom gets a lot of bad rep kek

>>531138850
I had sex with a Riven cosplayer and he called me a fucking faggot.

>>531139491
yeah i mean you have a lot of silly energy about you

>>531137260
for what purpose

>>531140652
fun

>tonight i'll just relax and play ARAM
>unlucky unlucky
okay I'm relaxed now

>>531140762
>3 shit builds
>Lost
checks out

>>531140364
oh haha thanks then!

>>531141174
btw what other things are you a big fan of out of curiosity

they should nerf nautilus in aram

What means Protobelt Morgana ???

vg vs vg results intense game

see you in hell host now

>>531141595
ban the teemo already
just griefing every game

>>531141595
very close i think bento could have ended

>>531141635
he and welding are the sidelaning champs

vg vs vg

>>531141665
That guy randomly decided to ult the spawn point as the nexus lived with 100 hp.

why do people that hate playing with each other force themselves to play with each other every night?

>>531141887
I like playing with most everyone

the only rank that matters is in majins spreadsheet

>teemo picked every game on vgs
mentally ill subhumans

>>531141995
thanks diskek

>>531142003
it's the same tard picking teemo every game so they last 2 hours

>>531142175
top is going to get obliterated

*wakes up in an empty, abandoned hospital.*

>>531142793
Got any blood you dont need?

>>531140762
>oh boy I got malz on aram time to have fun
>Morg, Lux, Trunble, Leblanc
>get hit by anything and auto dead even with passive
>Trundle can just pillar and walk at me
>has a singular MR item and just flat HP

anyone got the Aatrox image comp where all the names are really edgy

>game thought i was weak because they kept giving me bronze bob's to play against plat emeralds
>puts a iron retard nigger that should kill themselves @ jungle opposite of me.
>dumb nigger has 22 cs while i have 40 something
>buffet line game


thought i was sweet get the fuck outta here you fucking bitch

>>531143071
>oh boy i finally got my main in aram time to frag
>get CC chained for 5 seconds and die

>you should die

that's a very metal summoner name