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Top 10 very soon, alive game.
Which girl from the 3* voucher is best for breeding a Haru that is capable of winning the Arima Kinen?
i heard oguri cap (christmas) is kitasan-level meta in the game, should I also be thinking ahead about how to save for that?
how are you supposed raise super creek if you can't use her card
Sekrit clubs suck
I just want to enjoy porn
https://niyaniya.moe/
>>531105287if you have the desire to be a meta salving zoomer tranny that thinks this is an esport.
yes-
>>531105302inheritance level 5, there now she's a walking Maestro.
anyone have a 9* stamina i can borrow thats not oguri cap
>don't care about special week
>super don't care about teio
I guess the uma musume anime is not for me
Please give me kitasan please give me kitasan.
I have nothing else in my life please just give me this please
How is your luck looking anon?
https://fuzznip.github.io/is-kitasan-black-out-yet/
>all this talk about doujins
ero voice works are where it's really at but I don't know if we're ready for that discussion yet
>>531105416not wasting my luck
>>531105302Have you tried reading her skill?
>>531105397try cinderella gray
My club timer finally ended and every /uma/ club is full again. This has happened 3 times now.
there isn't anything consistent about this game, every source gives different explanations of the stats and what they do. i am getting tired
>>531105356>im too fucking zoomer nigger dumb to make a forum account nyooooooooooosounds about right yo utard. bet you oftne use rule34.com too
>>531105496hehe cute dork
someone post the trainee schedule
Tell me about Tazuna
Why does she hide the ears
>>531105287She's strictly for people who want to take CM seriously, she's not good at team trials.
>>531105548Have you tried resting? Thank me later after your nap.
When you get to the URA finale, is there no way of checking the race conditions when you have some turns remaining like you can with the career races?
I just made this, 797660969069 if you want to breed her.
>>531105562>too angry to type correctlyyou really showed him
When do we get Handpuppet McBitey?
>>531105701>speed 3 and front runnerthats spicy
>>531105548This is the biggest source of stress for me. Anytime I type something into google, I get โspeed is importantโ even though the question is โhow do I get Turf or Dirt sparks?โ
How do you unlock more Uma secrets?
>have to 3 star the characters to get their outfits
AIIIIIIIIIIIIE I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT
I don't want to look at the idol outfit anymore...
>>531105430the nhentai retards probably just go to that asmr aggregator with the obvious name and then cry about hvdbโs existence being a sekrit club
>>531105356the only thing more embarassing than crying about the clubs is that your nhentai doesnt know how to scrape chaika/niyaniya LMAO
my rudolf dominated and won the triple crown and narita bryan, the fucking bitch she is, came to nag rudolf about her student council dutines..
>>531105548Just look at gametora. It's the one place that cites its sources (there is only one, the mechanic google doc based on old datamining).
>>531105701ill steal that and imprint the genes onto my mayo gun
She's not actually a whore, you guys realise that right?
>>531105693no, just keep a mental note of your most common race conditions
it's distance, left/right, and turf type that remain the same, weather can change, idk about track location but most track location skills won't work, neither will seasonal skills iirc
>>531105496If you don't mind joining /v/ clubs they just recently made a new one.
I have no idea how I choked so hard in the first sprint. I even used 3 clocks out of disbelief.
For sure I need to stop using late surge, from now on it's pace only.
God why must my favourite uma be such a pain
>>531105407read n stop lookin at me fatty
>>531105496I don't know why you'd want to join an /uma/ club when these threads are proof of how retarded everyone is. Yes, I am including myself.
do i trust the auto inheretance? I usually go for whatever Umas give me the best speed/power bonuses
So I just stack up the stats by failing career over and over?
This doesn't include the support cards, I've done 3 careers which all failed but stats are racking up
>>531106006Inari One is just Tamamo with tits.
>>531105776Literally anyone. The thing is you still need to breed a whole damn lineage that's capable of getting Haru to at least B rank in turf.
You need every possible spark to have 3* turf and even then, you need luck.
>>531105913nice photo of a town bicycle
Why is Grass Wonder so cute
>>531105356>>531105562Get a room and fuck already. The sexual tension is ruining the thread.
>>531105416Looks pretty alright to me
>>531106094This one isn't getting Nasu'd tho
>>531106168but does spe love me?
I don't think so
>>531105879nta but HVDB is too much of a sekrit club nowadays that it's often slower to be updated than the easily accessible public sites
>>531105848if u raise bond to 11 u can get their everyday outfit (no u canโt race in then)
soooooooo is the kitsan banner shit a rate up or something? sure people scream about rolling for her, but its not like i max her to begin with so whatever for now.
>>531106168if you loved spe why did you save an image of her looking like a male crossdresser
what career mode will give me the japanese derby?
>>531106425all races are available on their designated date
>20% chance to pick a specific stat
>5% chance to roll 3* in a stat if stat is > 600
>0.2 * 0.05 = 0.01
>literally a 1% chance per run to get a 3* stam spark
JUST
>>531105356Panda has been fucked senseless by Irodori and Fakku for years by now anyway, there's barely any point on joining.
>>531106534shut the FUCK UP
>>531105562>this retard is still seething
>>531106425every one that doesn't do japanese oaks + daiwa
>>531105947Late Surger might need more power and skills to actually make it to the front.
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I was going through rice shower main story and..
>>531105675>kita banner comes out>userbase immediately drops by half
>>531106162Her angry face is cute.
there will be more Nice Nature in the next event
>>531106747Thanks now I won't read the event.
>>531105356sStop shilling Schale you dumb fucking retards
How much is it a brick to not roll anything as a newfag?
Idk I kinda want to finish career mode with the default stuff they give you
>>531106817what is schale and why is it bad?
>>531106681If I don't roll any I will simply stop playing. The endgame grind loop is so shit that I can't see myself playing for more than a month anyway.
>>531106673I might try 4 spd/supercreek/vodka, but I don't know
>>531105947I won with her at End the whole way
what does playing "goo goo babies" with super creek entail
>>531106162Plain girls are the best.
>>531105496which one of those clubs doesn't have trannies in them?
>>531106831Verily so. Your power comes from your deck.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt
>>531106831You should roll 4 times for support cards until you get something decent
better yet, wait 3 days for kitasan black and reroll until you get 3+ copies
>>531105562>the gatekeeping tool is doing its job and keeping undesirables out>NOOOO HOW DARE THESE FUCKING UNDESIRABLES NOT PARTICIPATE IN THIS THING THEY'RE GUARANTEED TO MAKE WORSE BY THEIR PRESENCE, WHY DOES THE GATE KEEP THEM OUT?!?!?!!!!This train of logic is completely alien to me and it's baffling how fucking common it is. Zoomers should be beaten for being stupid but autistic trash like you unironically needs to be killed.
>>531106831Do a single 10 pull on the character banner and nothing more. Wait for Kitasan to roll cards.
>>531106952Bottle play and nursing handjobs.
>>531106831you prob won't be able to finish career without pulling anything. there's a reason they keep giving you free rolls
sniffing Bourbonโs pits
>>531106817Getting nuked in 3 2....
>>531106692She can get it.
>>531106425Go Here: https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters
Click add race
Choose the race
See what Uma's can do it.
>>531106831I haven't rolled, waiting for kitasan banner. So far I won URA with two characters after 4 days, I also suck really bad
Alright it's time to ask the real question.
Which uma has
>the biggest tits
>the biggest ass
>both
>>531107081motor oil mixed with pine air refresher
>>531105913Post the real life breeding stats.
You know what is the best part? This bitch didn't even win the last ura
>>531106831just enjoy the game and stop asking other people to tell you how to enjoy it. if you want to play it a certain way, stop asking other people to tell you that it's wrong to do that.
>>531107215not mcqueen
not mcqueen
>>531106920I don't think I can get her end to A with the parents I have.
Did you went for sprint or medium finale?
>Tamamo Cross has A on Pace, Late and End
she's a fucking beast
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>turns out biwa was super good
sugoi
>>531107041Most sekrit clubs are on live support because barely any users seed the actually rare stuff that can't be fine on the usual places, exactly like... you know... the usual places...
>>531106135how do ground sparks work?
>>531107269which club is that?
is concentration just useless on front runners/sprinters? isnt the race automatically lost if you get hit with late start even if concentration can mitigate it a bit?
>>531107215Daiwa
Daiwa
Daiwa
Until Gentildonna arrives that is
>>531107334I went for Mile finale.
>>531107342too bad she's ugly
>>531107142>>531107376god that short hair looks so fucking bad
>>531107275Every time I've gotten one of those hot spring tickets I end up losing the URA final. And I've trained multiple A rank horses, not the cheat way, already. This thing is cursed.
>>531107215gentildonna
grass wonder
taiki shuttle
>>531107284>just enjoy the gameleast schizophrenic poster itt
most normal anon itt
im not even shit posting for once, im deadly serious
>>531107505>iron willanon thats a massive brick..
Why is everyone farming speed sparks? Isn't Power/Stamina just way better so that you can just mash speed and get rainbows faster?
>players form clubs for trading worn uma shoes
what did they mean by this?
is 1100 stamina even consistent right now?
>>531105416>do 600 rolls>no Kitasan BlackHeh. If it ain't that easy.
Thanks for absorbing my bad luck. Bye!
>>531107641It was literally the only Stamina skill I got (Creek 3rd event never happened).
>>531107693infinite money glitch
is max energy useless? it seems useless
>>531107597enjoying the game gave me schizophrenia
>>531107516and her head is too big
>>531107597Enjoy the game? But how will I do that without fishing for (You)s or the validation of some random anons?
But which uma would smother me with her fat uma tits?
>>531107670the other sparks are better long-term but speed spark is easier to farm because 1100 boosts the rate you get 3 stars, and you're not getting 1100 power or stamina realistically while winning your runs. you can get 1100 speed and win quite realistically.
post cute pictures of mcqueen
Well I played for about a week now and have avoided looking at the thread or guides so I could just enjoy the game but I think I'm at the point it won't hurt now.
So far I got endings with both Vodka (I love Vodka) and Bakushin but I'm not sure how to build Gold Ship. She runs long races so needs stamina, yet also needs speed and strength to push through all the way from the back to the front. Do I really have to build all those up on her? This defies my current understanding of the stats.
>>531107413And trash like you opens them up to subhumans, killing those places immediately. I meant what I said, you unironically need to be killed and it should be the most miserable, painful and drawn out experience to discourage other subsaharan IQ spergs from acting the same way.
When exactly does the Kitasan banner drop on the 16th?
>>531107342obliterated by /ourgirl/
>>531107641what's wrong with it?
>>531105212Why is there so much art of toka being abused and specifically with coffee poured over her?
>>531107543before this I was doing purely taiki and oguri runs to get a 3 spark on speed, maybe even stam, I couldn't lose the ura with them even if I tried, but the second I stopped doing them on a whim I get the stupid ticket
>>531107940activation conditions never happen
>>531107763it helps when you pussy out early and get +70 energy from rest
>>531107723>running a random number generator 24/7 while betting on a specific number until i dont get that number like 1000 times in a row so all my bad luck is emptied out before kitasan is outits just that easy.
>>531105416no fucking way am i spending 120 dollars on kita negro
>>531107670Yes. People in this thread are just retarded.
>wasting time grinding for a speed spark>when it's not even good>when the card that gives shitloads of speed and would make things much easier comes out in a few days tooJust pure retardation.
>>531108040you bricked your luck
>>531107142Give her a tongue bath to keep cool
>>531107940It only activates on losing races
>>531107886I was about to ask if I could post some McQueen
>>531107912You can't keep sekrit clubs alive without an influx of new users you dumb fucking nigger, cgpeers is barely alive because they haven't accepted new registration for almost 3-4 years
>>531107886McQueen's skirt is too short, what a slut
>>531107505how do you anons get 400+ stats and more than 5 skills?
best I could get was 300+ stats and skills were like up to 4, i just failed my second career mode lmao
is it after multiple inheretances?
>need to grind sprint genes and also dirt genes
Maru we're gonna be stuck together for a long time
>>531107670you should be doing 600/600/600 and if you get speed sparks first then so be it, use them to keep farming for variety.
1100 in power or stamina right now is a massive meme, will tank your runs, and will force you into the shitty stamina cards that are currently in game, poisoning the white spark pool with crap skills.
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I need another sprinter, who should I train?
Someone besides Bakushin.
>>531107957its like the same 2 or 3 images though?
>>531107670there's so much misinformation around global it's funny, speed sparks only become relevant once the 1200 cap is broken AND your deck is strong enough to still reach stamina and power thresholds
>>531108257Too bad her voice sucks
>>531107940It only activates when you are caged in for majority of the race.
This is commonly referred to as "losing".
I want to have sex with Nice Nature
>>531108203Friendship and leveling up the right facilities.
>>531107957teio says she doesn't like coffee in game and people like to bully teio because she's cute
>>531105356I get that the site is good because it features leaked Fakku/Irodori-licensed doujins but stop jerking it like Archimedes running in a towel around Egypt
also i prefer hentainexus
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>>531108073It's a nice lunch with drinks. Is that really some crazy amount to spend on something you're going to enjoy for months?
I think something's wrong with my McQueen...
Whoโs a good long race parent for Bourbon?
how feasible is it to reroll for 3 kita blacks
>>531107891>She runs long races so needs stamina, yet also needs speed and strength to push through all the way from the back to the front. Do I really have to build all those up on her? This defies my current understanding of the stats.speed controls top speed in the last chunk of the race
stamina defines how long you can run, which includes how early in the race you can start speeding up for the last chunk of the race
power controls your acceleration, especially in the last chunk of the race
basically, yes Goldship wants all 3. she's one of the few characters you put less speed on, essentially, and focus more on power and stamina. do not forget that training 1 stat trains another, if you're using Strength Support Cards and training Strength a lot then that's putting in a lot of progress on your Stamina training even if you don't click Stamina too often.
don't forget to buy Stamina restore skills, they are vital especially for long runners.
anons I have a problem
do horses run faster or slower while pregnant?
>>531107670I'm farming *1 guts actually.
>>531108292Get Curren, she's sprint pace chaser.
>>531108408anon you just blew out your luck asshole. you took the whole carousel
>>531108542Umas run faster with a belly full of trainer cum
>>531108257Inferior in every way to DAIWA SCARLETTO
>>531108292king halo then air groove
>>531108537The coolest cute
I did 2 story runs. 1 with gold ship (think I failed after 4 races) and 1 with vodka (reached second to last place). I didnt feel particularly engaged. Is this game just not for me or is it too early to say?
Did the Tachyon movie really happen in real life? TM Opera was in RTTT and then she's racing again in BNE. Or did NTR and Admire Vega just retire early?
My favorite uma is the one I want to fuck the most
>>531108330If i'm late chaser or end closer i'm "caged" for a long time
>>531108095>when the card that gives shitloads of speed and would make things much easier comes out in a few days tooit goes to show how little shitposters understand this game and the things they shill for. Kitasan Black gives less speed per training than Sweep Tosho SR card most people already have. Sweep Tosho has a speed bonus stat, Kitasan Black has a strength bonus stat. Kitasan Black has higher priority, but it doesn't give shitloads of speed, it gives enough speed while also helping you cover strength and is slightly more consistent due to priority, that's why it's good.
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>>531108617and i'd fuckin do it again
>>531108502You're imagining things
Anyone know what the next legend race is?
>>531108292King Halo. That skill is super fucking good. Especially if you can find some Acceleration skills.
>Suzuka throws off her jacket for the cool introduction
>Has to pick it up right after like a dork
lmao
>>531108463i have never spent $120 on lunch in my entire life
that's like 25 big macs
>>531108734that is a boy
>>531108753that is a boy's shoes
>>531107912Nigger I guarantee you can go on reddit and search get spoonfed about panda. I woul't be surprised if chat-gpt or some other chatbot can tell you how to do it.
The only useful sekrit clubs are the sekrit clubs that require an invite or that are relatively unknown.
Panda is just a larp sekrit club for members to feel special and unique.
What uma would be good to have 9* Speed sparks on? I usually use stam and pow sparks so not sure where who would want speed sparks.
is this game just a single player roguelite? is there any multiplayer? is there a "main story" you complete? is there anything else?
>>531105356Forwarding this to Fakku/Irodori!
The face of an uma with a spa ticket on the line.
>>531107940people exaggerate it heavily, but the issue with it is that it is mildly less consistent than something like Swinging Maestro. it's fine and well worth taking if you need stamina skills, but excel autists will fight tooth and nail for their right to shitpost 24/7 and screech that the skills with only 98.2% effective value are utterly useless.
>>531108925then im gay as fuck
Anyone got a 9* stam or power uma? Please drop your ID.
>>531108292Just pull the CEO of sex when she comes out at the end of the month. She looks fun as hell, unlike Bakushin that has two mile races, this one only run sprints.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/103801-curren-chan
>>531108393retards are acting like licensed doujins are the absolute peak of what you can find
its more funny when you see the lower effort short works being churned out that people are unironically paying for officially
>>531108746I would at least give it a few more runs if you're willing to. The most hype moment in the game is finally making your goals a reality and the insane hype that comes with watching your horse win their final race when you weren't sure if they could. If you win a run and don't go "holy shit I actually have a little adrenaline pumping", that's when you safely drop the game.
>>531108760>did NTR and Admire Vega just retire early?their time overlaps. ntr was also running in the final japan cup, was third place speedwatcher. Vega did have a very short career.
>>531108808>duurrrr hurrr duuuurrrrrlmao shut the fuck up. Kitasan's entire thing is the huge priority bonus you get at uncap 3+ Her entire deal is making speed training consistently good, which levels up the speed facilities, which results in naturally higher speed
damn, I got into this only week ago yet I lost gallons to Daiwa already
>>531107891Only if you're weak
Do we get a surplus of shoes at some point? Wondering if I should be donating constantly
JPdacchis what sparks are worth trying to get in the Tachyon event for the current climate? Is 9 speed the way to go or is it stamina or something?
>>531108760Vega retired after that race
>can consistently get 1st in the arima kinen with all frontrunners except mayano top gun
i dont get what it is about her that just isnt working out
Who should I train up for long races? I'm already using Mayano for Medium.
>>531109298Are you retarded? Donating and requesting shoes is net 0 to your shoe count. Just request twice a day and donate 10x a day and its the same total shoes count.
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>>531109197i'm ready for them. she's literally undefeated in pvp
>>531107940Nothing other than user error. it's a very consistent skill if you use it on pace/late/end runners that you know will end up in the pack, but you as the player need to give your horse enough wit to then leave the pack after getting a surge of stamina. If you have a 200 wit horse late story then no shit they aren't winning after getting stuck, you used the stat that determines maneuverability and planning as a dumpstat.
>>531109395the scenario is so retarded there's no reason not to go 36 speed since everyone else is doing the same
Why is grass wonder depicted with a big ass? Just cause ass in the name?
>>531109026>D stamina>no.7 favbro...
does the spa event trigger only if you win?
>>531109250where are you getting daiwa porn
>>531105073 (OP)Ayucka
Ewwwwwwwww
>>531109395Speed so you can break past the limit.
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i sure love getting fucking boxed
Watched the first episode of Biwa's story and had to make this immediately.
>>531109445maya has an odd skill where she needs to be fighting/close with another runner to activate. If she's far ahead, her skill won't activate and could get overtaken by another rushing from behind..
>>531109298you get shoes free literally every single run anon. you also get shoes free by requesting them, so you shouldn't actually go down in shoes by donating/requesting consistently. if there's a type of shoes you think you are low on, play a run with a horse that earns those shoes.
>>531108794that anon didnt describe it, that's not how it works
its not just being caged, its a very specific condition of being caged and it only actives during the early phase when, as you may guess, you have almost full hp
>>531109654cause she's american
Symboli Rudolf is a horse
>>531109681that's cap, fr
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>>531108842nta but my brain is too small to build a late surger sprinter out of her while somehow surviving her longer career races. This is my latest meme 3str 2wit 1sped card attempt with way too much stam and bad skills. Somehow she is getting top 3 in B rank class 2 trials
>>531109661yeah, my halo
>>531107275 got it but since she lost the last ura there is no onsen ending
>>531109750now post your horses wit
>>531109794yet another anon that thinks it's still 2021. it's not. stamina refills push stamina over your base cap in global.
>>531109609Here's the stats for them
How much does affinity matter? I have the perfect parents with 8 spark stamina + 8 spark power but they're triangles with basically everyone
>>531109963what the fuck
you cant do that
>>531109915i dont think you ever need that much power
>>531109948These cucks will fold to her instantly LMAO
>>531109445Honestly, I've had way more success with Mayano as pace chaser than as front runner, probably because her skill is more suited to her chasing than leading.
Does McQueen have different thresholds to upgrade her special?
It's supposed to be
>30k fans by New Years 2nd yr
>60k and friendship by April 3rd yr
>120k by end of last year
Her special did not level up until before the URA finals. What the fuck?
I want to make more horse ecchi but I don't want the yakuza to chop off my hands
>>531109920https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tujcQXXK5Qo
>>531109963YAMERO OGURI YOU CAN'T USE THAT MOVE, YOU'LL DIE!
>>531109707couldn't find much so I'm slopping it myself at this point
>>531109957Double circle is 2x bonus so pretty huge
>>531109920grass-chan
>sniff sniff
This is a cow, not a horse.
>>531110183I don't want my account to be doxxed...
>>531110064This anon does not lift
>>531109920I love umas in pantyhose
How is a delinquent that got held back 12 years still allowed to be student president?
How the everloving fuck do i keep seeing people with multiple stats over 600 by the end of a career? Is it genuinely just cards? I only ever manage like, a single A and B
>>531110118Understandable
>>531110425turn that one A into B
>>531109957>>531110261more importantly, how does affinity work?
I need the SSR Super Creek card urgently. I've been borrowing a leveled one that I use in all my runs from a whale, but I'm sure he'll switch it should he get Kitasan. Thankfully, I have the SSR Vodka and that one has a gold stamina skill, but it triggers on straights instead of corners so it's worse.
>>531107886Mcqueen's tail is cute!
>>531101017good enough for a front runner?
>>531110394>>531110317DO NOT LISTEN TO THE OTHER ANON
PEOPLE HERE ARE FUCKING VICIOUS AND WILL EAT YOU ALIFE
>>531110419You can't leave school until you find a husb-
>>531105416fuck. I wasted it
>>531109856Cap as in Peak...
>>531110183oguri has power 3
I am yet to see a 3* spark of any stat
>>531110425Part of it is definitely cards, but also better card choices, training strategy, legacies, and luck.
WHERE'S THE CINGRAY OST I NEED THIS SOUNDTRACK NOW
>>531110593pls share the whale id, I need that
>>531110106I hate that this works on me
>>531110614wtf you cant post that
>>531107269I mean I'm at 35m now and most people in the club Im in are barely getting over 10m we're capped at 30 and unranked. But I don't care because as long as they trade me shoes I'm happy.
>>531110614uncute butthole
>>531110614Yakuza please forgive him he doesn't know
>>531110614why the fuck is her skin so yellow?
I get that she is asian but that is sick yellow not chinese yellow
>>531110298Literally BUILT for BTC (Big trainer cock)
>>531110614is this from /mlp/
What are you supposed to use friend points and club points on
>>531110425if you hyperfocus down a stat through sparks (like stamina) then you can barely touch it and you'll still hit 600 just by training power and through passive gains
>>531107041Sounds like baggers
>>531110614KIRYU SAN, DON'T LOOK
>>531110792Thats just what buttholes tend to look like, anywhere between pink and dark grey idk man
If its a different color somethings wrong with it
>>531110614I feel like touching an umas tail would constitute sexual harassment trainer-san.
>>531110183just rolled 7 stamina with a bazillion skills
feels pretty good even though it's not a 3-star
I'm having trouble deciphering what this means.
>Game data can't be linked to another platform
Does this mean that this is safe to do or that it bricks my account?
>>531110528I will save her from Aoi!
>>531109445My Mayano was goated, maybe you need more Wit?
>>531110976please be nice
>>531110923>AppleYeah, sounds to me like it bricks your account.
>>531110580Gametora explains it a bit better but the gist of it is each uma has relationship rankings with other hors. The higher the ranking the better affinity point it gives. Also grandparents relationship rankings affects whether or not you get a double circle. If you don't meet the criteria for a double circle you get a circle even if the uma you're planning on using has a good affinity with its parents.
>>531110425f2ps can consistently hit 600/600/600 if you have 3* sparks and are borrowing a whale card.
anything more than that is either an insanely lucky run or whale territory
it also helps a lot to go into summer camp with as much energy as possible
>>531110580Massive increase in stat gain. Slight increase in race performance.
>>531110802Please understand old jp art
>>531110901Ok? Still uncute
>just wanna make my uma daughters happy, talk about shit RNG in the thread and have a nice sunday evening
>thread is horny as hell for my daughters again
Ya know fellas, the stereotypical american dad that wields a shotgun to meet every single male friends of his daughter is becoming more relatable the older I get.
>>531110907i'm pretty sure legacy breeding is far worse.
>>531110425Inheritance/inspiration
You can get tons of stats from it
I came here for funny silly horse pictures
>globalfags are finally checking the anime (s1)
>Yurifags are claiming that the blond woman and speโs Uma mom were a married couple just because she called both their moms
>people pointing out Spe got adopted by the blondie get marked as homophobes and bigots
>the few people mentioning this is what happened to the real life Spe get ignored
Cool, we are in that phase now. How long for Uma drama to start kicking in around the interwebs?
>>531110923>crapple fagyour phone is cheap trash and you're bricked from here on out
>hur dur poorfagmy pc is at least 3-4 times more expensive than your lil toy
>>531111047>>531111097Areola slip are ok as long as you can't see the nipple
>>531110614What is behind those hearts? I canโt tell
my boss is going to kill me
>>531106592YEAH MAN IT MAKES ME CRY TOO
>>531111142you are based
all my sparks today are one star
rng is shit
Guys please, I have to use my selector ticket on Rudolf. I promised her. I can't use it on McQueen... I can't keep falling for her... My Emperor I'm so sorry...
Somebody get Teio some milk wtf
>>531111164I think you should stop arguing with the voices inside your head, it's not healthy.
It was all shitposts and memes but now I'm actually getting terrified that I may not get a kitasan of my own
My boss asked for Rice Shower lewds or I will be fired
any predictions out yet for august schedule?
>>531111142I will fuck your daughters old man
>>531111164already started anon
is over
our only hope is for something shinier to show up right now and take the attention away from us
>>531110737Let's say, hypothetically, that I'm retarded. Where do I check his ID so I can post it here?
>>531110923I play on iPhone and you are NOT supposed to link it to your apple account. Same as in android, you are not supposed to link it to your google account.
Just make a transfer password and then you can jump from iOS to anywhere, like Android or Steam
>>531111259just tell him you're sexually attracted to horses and that it would be wrong to disciminate you for that
>>531111164The problem is that you hang on websites where dumb drama kicks in.
>Started a week late so not as many Carats saved for kitasan
>Actually considering dropping a bit of $$ when she drops
FUCK
>>531105496horseslop has an opening
>>531110624could use some more speed but this looks fine
give her a try
>>531110614It's time to get down and derby
>>531111142This is why you should fuck your daughters so no one else will
>>531111164this hasnt actually happened
>>531111375don't worry, you won't.
>>531111375Sheโll come home. Donโt worry.
>>531111409lmao i aint dropping SHIT for a fucking card
>>531111164>twitter trannies will eventually make EVERYTHING they touch about random /pol/iticsShocking stuff. Mow take a guess why I don't interact with fan communities, like ever. threads like this one here are extremely rare exceptions.
>>531111142I'm only 32, but for quite a few years now I've been toying with the thought of repeating that one scene from Bad Boys(2, I think) with my older brother, once his daughter becomes of age where getting a boyfriend becomes relevant.
>check the "Legend" race timeframe
>Tachyon is like the 10th batch
What the fuck. But I want my free star for the costume NOW
>>531111164ah, you also have seen that one post on twitter then
I can win sometimes right?
>>531110984She would get sad if you left her without aoi so you are gonna have to take her too
>>531111164>blaming yurifags for liberal normalfag behavior
>>531111142I'm breeding your daughter and there's nothing you can do about it.
You can't unfuck a woman.
I'm barely getting any carats now what's the point in playing....
RALKOS PLEASE STOP PLAYING UMA FOR ONE SECOND
YOUR FAMILY IS WORRIED ABOUT YOU THEY HAVENT SEEN YOU SINCE JUNE 25
>>531111412what rank? quota? not him but I'm interested
>>531106592Its okay bro just get the stat to 1100 instead of 600
then its a 10% for 3* instead of 5%
which makes it a 2% overall chance instead of 1%
>>531111409Dont do it it never ends
>>531111564with those fuckig tits weighing you down no
>>531111615have you tried doing all the achievements? instead of just doing the same races over and over.
>>531111402Thanks anon, you're a lifesaver
>>531111653there's also no reasonable way to do this right now without tanking your run if power or stamina
>My Maruzensky absolutely obliterates all 15 races she's in and manages to get A-rank despite unlucky mood down spree at end costing couple turns worth of stats
>gets 1 stam spark anyway
This game is fucking rigged bros
Uma feet, ass, tits, and pits
>>531111409Whats money for if not to drop a little bit on stupid shit sometimes
>>531111353>>531111476>anti yuri rheteric is being mentioned>NOO ITS NOT REAL SHUT UP YOU HETFAG CHUDclassic
>>531110183Probably these. I wish there was a better way to sort, my list is a mess.
I'm going through like 10 alarm clocks a day bros...
>>531111653AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>started out late
>lucked out an MLB Super Creek follow but can't find any other good trainer to follow
It's over... I have 1LB Super Creek myself but I'm looking for a good Power card to borrow...
>>531111564You only need to win once Natie And you already won
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Here's your uma collab bro
>>531110261ok so i tried to double circle parents and the stat gain is exactly as it was listed I don't see a bonus there
will come back to this post in like 30 min when the second inspiration comes up
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I need that one Joey Wheeler meme but goldshi immediately
>>531111860she's so scary i would never lewd her plus orfevre would punish me
>>531111859I was, too but you'll learn how to build umas eventually. Now I barely have need for clocks
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>>531109957Haru is a triangle magnet, I'm not sure she can get double circle without a shitload of generational G1 massaging
>>531111968I aint reading all that
>>531111705Losing with big tits is a skill issue
she got second at the uma finals, i clock'd, then got fifth, somehow ate even more shit than before
>>531111914the funny part is that this your image is JUST twitter level retardation, imagine what bluesky or whatever the fuck the hyper ultra liberal place is called acts like about this shit, if they talk about it at all considering anime is all super mega pedophile shit according to them.
>>531112016biwa cute! BIWA CUTE!
>>531111914lol fucking idiots
>>531111602>blaming yurifags for liberal normalfag behavior>Implying there isn't a 1:1 correlation
>The winner of the Satsuki Sho is the fastest horse
>The winner of the Kikuka Sho is the strongest horse
>The winner of the Japan Derby is the luckiest horse
The only one of the triple crown I consistently lose is the Derby. This goes in line with my gacha luck (0 3* horses in almost 100 pulls). If I can somehow win the Derby consistently will my gacha luck improve?
I have winning the soul stuck in my head
>>531108317someone explain the mcqueen and strong zero thing
>>531111968The incest between the black haired one and the blonde goes crazy
Did special week really lose his family?
I thought Rudolf would be like Dies Irae Reinhard but she's too much of a wholesome chungus
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sadly only this one, couldnt even clear URA finale
>>531111914I don't even mind yuri but western yurifags are fucking insufferable and delusional
>>531112076YOU FAILED HER
>>531111968I'm surprised this garbage still has a fandom
literally every other uma in this game wants to have sex with trainer-san and have uma babbies with him and yet cygames is like "nooooo don't lewd the heckin horsegirls"
I love being a dogshit trainer and finally getting my umas to limp across their goal completion list only for the URA to waffle stomp them and hand me nothing hut 1* sparks
>>531112316Doing gods work
>>531109661>>531109182It's cool, she had two recovery skills and the wits to not waste her limited stamina. She won first try by like 5 lengths.
>>531109920>those legsplease grass... have mercy on me...
>>531112287T H I S! I'm fine with yaoi hyper faggots, I'm fine with yuri tards. Hell, I've read some very enjoyable yuri manga and anime in the past, some nice stuff. The issue is that westoid fans of either are disgustingly obnoxious, especially yuri people, shitting up threads that have NOTHING to do with yuri.
who is the next uma after biwa
>Only 3* spark is on Urara
>She has the worst compatibility in the game
Be right back killing myself.
HOT PERIOD ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1944517243691544716
How many Umas have you saved from the glue farm?
>>531111564Yes, and your reward will be a pearl necklace.
>>531112476some really bad outfit Teio and McQueen, then Curren
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10 BILLION CARATS INCOMING!
>>531110183I used to get some crowns each day because people borrowed her but I haven't gotten any in a few days. The only 3* I have been awarded.
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>>531105416here you go, as if that shit's gonna happen
>>531107841Gold wife, gold life
>>531112606Cygames would never.
>>531112226>Dies Irae ReinhardThat is Orfevre and Dream Journey can be Karl Kraft
>>531110183Best two I have right now.
Didn't personally have a 2/3* spark when I got that Golshi.
>24/7 talk about how "i don't give a fuck about what cunts on twitter are doing"
>can't stop themselves from bringing twitter drama into the threads
Maybe you should just stay there then
>instead of refunding people that lost their sparks theyre just running the banner again
>>531112508No.. my archrival comes to block my path yet again...
>>531112234jesus christ anon you dont need all that power
this is my highest rated rudolph but I've won every URA finale with her so far. She's very foolproof. you can probably lower stam in favour of more speed
>>531110183its ok for now
>>531112760wait, what happened?
>>531112059almond eye really reminds me of a nu-atelier character design
>>531112353Hetslop is lame as shit
Half the horse girls have dicks
That should be enough
>lost the debut race with Vodka
how
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ok so what girls can complete 3 or at least 2 of these in 1 run?
why is my suzuka always in a bad mood
>>531112592why did they add a new banner??? And why does it expire tomorrow???
>>531105416I'm gonna consider this a bad luck cleanse
Im sick of horse. Post COWs.
>>531112947should've picked daiwa
>>531110183my first Mayo run
>>531112916HE SAID THE WORD
HE SAID THE FUNNY /a/ BUZZWORD
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE
>>531112287>western yurifagsdon't forget seafags and indianfags
is transferring an uma to legacy essentially the same thing as putting them in the trash? they are clogging up the support list
>>531112828a whopping 540 carats?! Thank you Cygames-sama!
>>531112287The shit you make up in your head, man
>>531112973El Condor Pasa I think.
>>531112828thx cygames i cum on cat he hiss at penis
I just got a 3d printer, is there any fun uma stuff I can print out
>just need to get top 3 in Feb stakes to get the guaranteed 3-star pull
>Haru fucking REFUSES to come in anything but fourth or fifth
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>531113124>7 billionAt most, what we need to get rid of is around 3-4 billion.
is it possible to win career mode without borrowing a legacy parent
I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF 4CHAN ARE TALKING ABOUT
WHY DO YOU NIGGERS CAN'T JUST DO THE SAME
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>>531112828we eatin good! also i need more monies
>second place with 9 lengths ahead of third and 4 lengths behind first
jesus christ that super creek was crazy
>>531112508More funds for Kitasan Black.
>>531110183>2*/2*/3*>shit ton of white sparksOnly if one of these were 3*...
does anyone have a super creek as the friend card and would be kind to post their id?
i have been having a bit of a problem to get going with longs and medium horses, but i've got some going. i've heard super creek is pretty good since she's stamina + maestro
>>531113215Is this why Gold Ship was the way he was?
>>531113257Mejiro McQueen themed horse cock dildo
>>531112592>>531113029wasn't this the original banner that had to be removed due to some bugs? not a day 1 global but i remember /uma/ saying it got removed because of that, it's also getting removed tomorrow maybe because of kitasan and the uma replacing it
Are you guys prepared to roll 200 times and not get a single Kitasan Black aside from the pity one?
I might actually just stop playing if I only get the one.
Is this a decent reference or is it bad?
>>531113315No? I guess maybe? 5 star uma + maxed cards
>>531112828I would take that. But I wish they kept selling Monies, SP and Carats in a pack like they did with the day 1 pack they had. Would definitely pay for it.
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Do you press the button?
>join pvp race
>10 swinging maestros pop at the same time
damn
what deck should i use for Medium?
>>531112076Now she'll never achieve her dream of being the number one umamusume. She will have to watch her rival Vodka gaining international acclaim as she wins races in Europe and the US. One day, perhaps a decade from now, they'll meet again. Maybe at a 7 11. Will Vodka, which will undoubtedly be one of the world's best mile runners even be able to recognize her? Will she even remember the pebble called Daiwa Scarlet that she stepped on in her gilded road of a career, paved with victories? And what about Scarlet herself? Would she go and talk to her? Or would she be ashamed? She would most likely consider approaching her for a moment, but then think better of it and hide behind the shelves. Ahh, if only you hadn't FAILED her. How could you, by the way? Those three years that she entrusted her future upon you, that she shared her goal of becoming number one with you. If only you had trained her better...
>>531113189>nooo this thing isnt real all yuri people are super nice and friendly and would NEVER inject themselves while spamming "HETFAG" or "HETSLOP" and the like>>531113335this shit is literally happening ON 4chan, has been for years
>no it fucking doesnt stop being schizophrenic>what is /a/>literally what is THIS very thread>noo those areent real plus the boards are stinkyso is /vg/ which is literally known to be full of schizophrenics and other ill people yet here we are arguing about it
if anything YOU fags are the people that are dreaming up scenarios that arent real
>>531113498as a very basic guideline for career its perfectly fine, yes.
>>531113416they removed it because they didn't want people to reroll for FM and SC
>>5311101839* power maruzensky and 8* dirt el condor pasa
>>531113535No because it's stamina and it won't make a difference.
>>531112754the thing is, 4chan is now the place where twitter/discord retards throw their horrible takes without fear of getting laughed at by their peers since everyone is anonymous, which is why you see so many posts about literally whos with barely any engagement being posted in every board doesn't matter the topic
>no no, the relationship between the trainer and Super Creek is just very super platonic!
why do they want me to believe this shit? She acts more like a gf/wife then any of the other Umas
>>531113494I'm prepared to roll 170 times, not getting her, running out of carats and not sparking her
>>531113549ungrateful fucks upset about free monies, sp, and carats because they want hundreds of pulls free instead of 5 for a minor event that overlaps 2 other events
>>531113535she needs to READ
>>531113584ohh that makes more sense
>>531113535You'll never get kitasan if you don't have the gonads to even click this
>>531113362712111897033
Here but mine is just a base copy so if you find a better one use that instead
>>531113583Youre being schizophrenic
Drop the stimulants
>>531113578is that Buena Vista
>>5311135543Sp 1Str 1W 1P
>>531112508Why must they drop those so late in the day? They really hate Europe
>>531113498I found it to be reasonably accurate
can completely ignore guts though, I never put in any training
I really should stop doing things early. My TP is already spent I can't do any of these missions.
>>531113498It's fine for getting started. Don't treat it as law, since skills can modify those and you can ignore guts entirely.
>>531113257https://files.catbox.moe/kjh5h7.obj
Thank you cygames now I only have to spend about 25 bucks to finish my kitasan black spark instead of 40 dollars.
>>531113801What's the difference?
>>531113778whose nipples is she poking?
>>531113801>>531113881You have a fucking week to finish it.
Trainer-san, we are bankrupt
should i skip a turn for increasing bond for g1 races in the beginning?
>>531112828>750I only see 150
>>531113638What do Super Creek nursing hand jobs feel like?
>>531113315yeah just use your own legacy parents
>>531113953How about I fucking finish you off in a week?
>>531113969Time to send you to The Glue Factory (brothel)
>>531114001yes
>>531114010multiple days retard
>>531114001>skipIt's not really skipping since you're getting fans, skillpoints, and some stat points rom winning races. Especially G1 races.
>>531113498I've followed this in the beginning and failed more than I would've liked.
I am almost convinced cygames messed up the code in Rice Shower's Ura career to make Mejiro ULTRA DIFFICULT in the Tenno sho, almost invincible.
She is so comically overpowered that she leaves everyone out of screen, out of 20 careers and 30 clocks and multiple stats strategies i was able to beat her TWICE.
It hardly matters who is running, Mejiro dominates and i have a veeeeery slim chance to win.
How many umas have you gotten a good ending with?
>>531111914genuine question but how does it affect you what /u/fags think
it's like getting triggered over fujos gay shipping every male character in your favorite shounen anime in the 2000s
just leave them in their own spaces and don't interact with them
>>531113773Goldshi would post that
>>531113773shes just like me
Why can't I borrow from my club?
>>531114112>retardwhat did I do to you
>>531114165You will never be a hero
>>531110183This goblin
Unfortunately it wasn't stam or power which would've given a more focused stat dumper but oh well
>new set of weeklies
>no ticket at the end of it
Not complaining about more free shit, but this feels like a prank
>>531113362479 439 166 524
Luckshitted it to LB1
>>531114165>MejiroTourist-chama...
>>531114332Does the exercise bike have a dildo attached to it?
>>531114332god hates a coward
>>531114332She's a bit tall but I think I would, yeah.
>>531114239>just leave them in their own spaces and don't interact with themHYPOTHETICALLY... what if they invade our space, unprovoked while at it?
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Another easy one career clear for Goldship
>>531114332The number generator smells fear, do it
>>531114332Life is about risk
>>531114332Why are you abusing gold ship?
>>531114294You didn't use your brain for more than 10 seconds. We just had 2 weeks of daily missions, surely it's obvious these would be the same.
>>531114332you're gonna get your horses injured anon
Reminder that you are obligated to close your eyes before seeing uma porn
>>531114165What if you click "see result" instead of watching the race? Does she win? It works for me sometimes, I watched a race twice and lost and just clicked to see results and had my uma win
>>531113773Technology has done so much wrong
>>531114354Do you really want this game to become like tribe 9? Over generosity can kill games.
>>531114480She's made for abuse
>>531114332what would golshi do?
oh my old sparks are there too
oh
the generic banners are back
>>531113638Yeah I have no clue how anyone can think SC's career is platonic. Even Tamamo gripes about how lovey dovey those two are
And then - get this. He said "Glue Factory." Funniest shit I've ever heard in my entire life.
I curse all the culture warriors with hemorrhoids and permanent lactose intolerance
What is this supposed to mean?
MEJIRO GANG HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
>>531114653except unironically
>>531113535 (me)
I did not press that button. But I pressed this one.
>>531112754It's a ton of 3rd world types like Pajeets and Chinese shilling outlet Pajeets and Chinese.
>>531114354This is not always a bad thing. You already had like 5 SSR's and a selector. That is generous as it is. Plus they are trying to give you more Carats and Monies to help for Kitasan. Like other anon mentioned Tribe Nine died due to being overly generous to where people did not feel like they need to spend money or time despite being fun.
>18k carats
>2 trophies left
uhhh I think I messed up
>>531114653that is pretty funny actually
>>531114543With how much carats cost, I'd say it balances it out.
>>531114673if X number of other racers have the ability, all of them get a stat bonus
it's something retarded like needing 6 other people in order to trigger iirc
>>531114673If there are 4 girls with the skill, all of them gain 40 speed
Why is it reroll for 3 copies of Kita Black anyways? Wouldn't you want more?
3 days with no free carats btw
the luring period is over and from now on we're getting starved for meta cards as usual for cygames
>>531114609>>531114619>only up for about a dayt-thanks?
>>531114673ability that gets more powerful the more umas have it, but that doesn't work since it starts at 4 and you only ever get 3 to a team. it's junk, don't bother.
>>531114408>>531114467>>531114478>>531114479>>531114489She fell on her face and I laughed at her.
>>531114480She deserves it after this many runs without giving me a 3* spark.
how come there's nobody from my club I can borrow from?
>>531112469Western homo-fetishists are a plague on this earth
>>531114436smoochable tummy
>>531114543Shut the fuck up, handling losses is for the devs to figure out, I want free shit
>>531114708AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i am fucking losing faith in this game. the pvp is such a fucking shitshow and its almost impossible to make objective observations about your horse's performance, its fucking pure rng shitfest 80% of the time
same horse with better stats, skills and same position will just fucking lose to another horse because lol why not
it just feels like shit to spend any money to improve horses when the fucking pvp system is garbage
>>531114673General tip: Look at the icon to see what stat they boost
>>531114857go to your club page and follow the people you want to borrow from baka
>>531113535if it was speed yes
no point in having this much stamina
>>531114857you still need to actually follow them
>>531114850You won't be laughing when Goldshi kicks your ass
>>531114452I'm going with Top Gun, iirc 2 of those are her actual goals and the Derby is an option when she has her fan goal.
>>531114843your daily carats are free goyjin
>>531114653But what if you used the glue from your old trainee around your house and pray to a higher power to let her spirit transfer to your new child that you're about to conceive with the Mejiros?
>>531114919That's why pvp is an afterthought and metafagging is pointless.
>>531114609>>531112592does everyone get a free ticket ?
>>531114924that's stupid I should be able to borrow from anybody in club by default
>>531114843I want to climb the mountains of Hokkaido
Do I buy the mcqueen and rice shower cards from the club points shop or should I save up?
>>531114867>>531112469It is very funny that neither of you live in Japan but really want to
>>531114991no, I saved mine
Why is Kiryuin hitting on me?
>>531114448i can assure you that their kind avoids 4chan like the plague
from experience most "/u/fag" shitposters on this site aren't real /u/fags they are just shitposters who know that if they larp as a /u/fag they will get infinite (You)s from triggered culture war SEAniggers
just ignore and report
>>531115038what the FUCK are you babbling about? have you taken your meds today hetfag?
>>531114997why do you need 20 shit tier umas in your legacy list?
>>531114997Yeah that's how I thought it'd work too
I was real disappointed to find out the actual use for clubs is shuffling around shoes for pennies
Are we getting another random 3* uma ticket soon?
>>531114986then what the fuck do you do in this game? wait for new stories and just roll cute girls?
what to spend money on then
it feels fucking pointless to roll cards when i cant even quantify how much % improvement it will provide
I haven't played gacha since School Idol Festival 10 years ago, is 14 dollars for a 10 pull supposed to be a good deal? Might as well just rape my ass and be done with it
>>531115059She wants your coaching techniques
>>531115059no uma musukos for her to sexually assault so she makes do with (You) instead
>>531115013There's really no reason not to buy the first set of each. It's only a days worth of donations. The 2nd set costs 900 if I remember correctly idk if it's worth spending 900 on them.
>>531115215just roll retard
>>531115085>and reportI fucking wish that bullshit would EVER do anything these days. Would use the hell out of the system if it actually mattered, outside of porn posts that is. Reporting is even more worthless on boards infested by the types you just mentioned, including jannies and moderation.
If anything (You) are the one that gets reported and banend for talking shit about /u/tards and other unwanted types.
>>531115223No. You're not supposed to buy raw rolls in Cygames gacha because the rates are so dogshit. Just buy shit that guarantees an SSR/3* and no more.
ZAMN daiwa looks like THAT?
Didn't they give out a ton of free Kitasan Blacks in JP? Seems like a waste to mlb it.
So Vodka can get an Ura Finale that's either Medium or Mile, completely invalidating your skills if you build towards only one?
This is Cheval Grand, say something nice about this cute jobber.
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Stop staring, onii-chan...
>>531112754People are actually addicted to getting mad and posting a shit take everybody ignored on another site will get a reaction here because anons can't not take bait.
>>531115223You need to go for the Value Packs that have free SSR, Monies and SP. Those are better deals. Plus half anniversary and full are where it's at for great deals.
>>531114492confirmation bias. the game code generates a race, and the only thing clicking the watch button does is generate the video that matches the data already generated. it's very simple code, there is no difference between the two.
>>531115223You know how scammers write emails that are deliberately obvious, so that only the dumbest most gullible motherfuckers will follow up on them?
It's like that, but for people with credit cards
>>531115349nice ears retard
zuba zuba, yura yura,
omatsuri, mambo~
>>531115150>>531115138well fuck it I'm leaving this gay ass /v/ club I joined then
didn't want my friends seeing I joined it anyway
>>531115349That's fucking Blanc
>>531115368T H I G H G A P
>>531115326You think she has sex with her fans?
>>531114749I don't think it's bad, as I said I'm not complaining. But you see a set of new weeklies and are conditioned to look for the ticket, resulting in a letdown. I thought it was funny.
>>531115347URA finale length is based on your most frequent race length up til then, counting goal races
>>531115347Your finale is always the race type you did the most
>>531115478Don't leave my club please
Is there any reason not to uncap support cards and save the duplicates instead? And are any of these SSRs good?
>>531115502she is too busy having sex with me
>>531114708>>531114915I want to sex all of them (except for Ryan)
>>531114543This. I'm glad they're only slightly generous, I want people to spend money so the game survives a long healthy live service cycle. My enjoyment of the game isn't tied to gibmedats anyway, I like the gameplay.
Are the courses you run during your career based on the horse you pick, or are they randomized to some extent?
>>531115541I'm going to kill this retard for getting boxed in. Why why WHY can't you redo optional G1s...
>>531115593I want to piss on McQueen
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>>531115569If i remember right Tezuna and El Condor are meta. Also if you have Taisho Sweep and even Silence Suzuka they are very good as well to level up.
>>531115569you can sell the extra support cards for more rolls, but the rate is terrible
vodka and tazuna are good
>>531115625Forced ones are set
>>531113535Only if I thought I was going to lose without it. But your uma is too slow and you still have under 300 wit.
>>531115559Sorry, bud. Friend asked for my ID and he's a normalfag can't let him see I'm in a 4chan club.
>>531113556yeah idk man she had everything on c and had good skills and still ate shit
glue factory it is
>>531114165>he doesn't knowThat is intended, anon. Mcqueen is there to remind who is Team Sirius' Ace and canon wife.
>>531113535>70%I'd go for lower chances of success.
it's so hard to get a long URA finale... all the long horses are either autistic fucks or have so many medium races that you need to jump through hoops
>>531115625The career objective races are fixed per horse. Other than that you can go into the races menu at any time and do whatever races you want.
>>531098487noooo its been deleted from pixiv. cant get enough ryan
>>531096056cygaymass add this feature
>>531115705This but the other way around
>>531115860christ youre sad
>>531115705McQueen would piss on you and you will enjoy it
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>>531115541Put Satsuki Sho in there for Triple Crown or else you are a coward who doesn't believe in your uma.
The list would be longer if you include B rank distance minimum that you can fix with inspirations.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/
>>531114919>the pvp is such a fucking shitshowbrother the pvp is 1% of my time spent on the game. do you pay someone else to do the careers for you? are you spending irl money to pvp more often? it's crazy to me how obsessive people get over 1 tiny little side mode that doesn't even have actual gameplay like making decisions.
>its almost impossible to make objective observations about your horse's performanceskill issue
>its fucking pure rng shitfest 80% of the timefirst roguelike? first live service game?
>same horse with better stats, skills and same position will just fucking lose to another horse because lol why notfirst time witnessing horse races? go bet on the favorite at your local gambling den for a few weeks and come back and let us know how many times you won. spoiler alert: it won't be that many, because factors outside of a vacuum exist.
>it just feels like shit to spend any money to improve horses when the fucking pvp system is garbageI agree there, so I don't spend money and just enjoy the game for free for the modes I actually enjoy. are you incapable of this? you spent a whole post whining about a mode I literally don't even think about.
>>531115925You think I give a fuck what you think?
Uma dailies/stamina dump take too much time
>>531115887Golshi and Biwa only need 2 optional long races to get long URA.
>>531116014You do actually
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>>531116089You don't need to do all your careers so long as you have good horses
>>531112831i was doing 3 speed 2 power 1 wit deck to see if I can just ignore stamina all together and get it from power
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>>531115223the prices are high because you pay to support the game's development, not for what you get. $14 for a 10 pull isn't great, but $14 to say "thank you for this game, I haven't had this much fun with a game in years" is well worth it. I'm well past 100 hours between PC and Mobile, I actually enjoy playing it consistently, and I don't show any hints of burnout yet.
>>531115705I want her to piss directly into my mouth
>>531115860bro you're both playing an anime furry coomer game, get off your high horse
>>531115223Only the special packs are worth. The cash rate for carats is so dumb which is why there is a huge gap between f2p and whales, theres basically no middle ground.
>>531116010>first roguelike? first live service game?learn to read retard, we are not talking about training rng, its post training rng in pvp. random ass fucking racetracks, random ass fucking mechanics during the race, random ass skill actions. getting a high score is literally just rolling a fucking dice and hoping all the variables align for the horse of your choice
>b-but muh live serviceis this your first gacha? pvp gacha games have infinitely less rng variance and you can easily tell what fucked you over/what didnt with way more input over your actions/spending/tactics
>skill issueshow me your top 100 ranking retard. protip, you wont because your ass isnt ranked
>>531115860>being this insecureyou should leave this place and head to xitter instead, sounds like you'll fit in with the normalfags there instead and your friend won't be scared of the big bad scawy 4channel
>>531115532>>531115536This is good to know. I've been doing every G1 race whenever they're available and always end up with Medium by the end.
How do I correctly train King Halo
>>531116014You certainly give a fuck about what other people think, how would they even know it's a 4chan club in the first place unless you tell them anyways?
>>531115569Eventually you want to uncap everything for the team race bonus, but for now you can sell the shit dupes until you have a decent stock of horseshoes. I'd uncap the Ryan and sell the Shakur.
>>531116381With your dick, preferably in her vagina
Does Goldship's Uma Stan ever activate??
I don't think I've ever seen it
>>531116409anon................
>>531116293just don't play pvp
issue solved
>tfw have to spam runs on Rice Shower so I can get her at 3* so my 9* stam mcqueen has good affinities
fuck, i really hate raising rice too because of how inconsistent she is
>>531116381With your dick, preferably in her ass
>club rank keeps falling
it's over bwos.. the burnout is kicking in
>>5311165169* staminas aren't real
>started doing potential unlocks
>100k gold each
where am i supposed to get the money for this?
>>531116381Stop ignoring stamina and just click it.
Being late pacer with no sparks is suffering.
>>531116612Buy the trainee packs :)
>>531115860People like this exists.....?
what's the main training strategy for trophy hunting while having enough stats to win?
>>531116582>he has a clubanon didn't want me...
>can't think of a club name
>>531116482please refer to the following chart
umas are still a 1 on this scale therefore they are NOT furry
>>531116612There will come a point where you will have nothing to spend your monies on simply because you will have too much anon
>>531116293>learn to read retard, we are not talking about training rng, its post training rng in pvp.oh wow even less relevant, you're whining about rng that isn't even tied to the gameplay.
>random ass fucking racetracks, random ass fucking mechanics during the race, random ass skill actions.yeah, and if you actually care about pvp, you factor these into your pvp teams. that's why you get 3 slots anon. personally I have a life so I just play the modes I enjoy, then quickly click through the pvp UI and say "neat it looks like I got a gift box that time" a couple times a day.
> pvp gacha games have infinitely less rng variance and you can easily tell what fucked you over/what didnt with way more input over your actions/spending/tacticsthis isn't a pvp gacha game, it's a gacha game where 99% of your gameplay is in a roguelike raising sim. you are losing your mind over a side mode designed to get whales to spend on something irrelevant.
>show me your top 100 ranking retard. protip, you wont because your ass isnt rankedlmao I'm not giving you access to my support card because you'll just seethe more when you see it
>>531116482kemonomimi or monster girl content is different than furry
I will die on this hill
>>531114843Sheโs so hot. Post more
>>531116582I have 150 hours on steam and at this point no way I'm spending more than 1 hour a day
Kitasan Buraku won't fix whatever problem you have with the gameplay loop.
>>531115860but 4chan is basically reddit nowadays
Surely this doesn't happen to me on the day of right haha.
>>531116781>>531116825>pls no bully!!!! IM COOL!!!Why do normies cope like this?
>>531116612do all the missions that give money, also special and event missions
do the daily races for gold
unfortunately the dashing for your dreams event has ended now, that gave like 300k
>>531116381more like king gaylo
I fucking hate YURIFAGGOTS
>>531116765bruh its irrelevant just type umaclub69 or some shit
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>>531116516It's not so hard to hit 9* stam on Mayano, but I still have yet to do so, got 2* pwr spark this run
when is the next good power card coming?
I'm rolling for that
>>531116869This image always makes me giggle
>>531116092That requires putting up with the moody retard
McQueen is so fucking adorable. I want to tease her, spoil her, hug her, and feed her sweets.
I want to indulge in her hobbies, go on dates with her and grow old together with her...
When's the kitasan black banner?
>>531116910that's only the 93rd percentile. there are thousands of people that will end up worse than that.
>>531114165>he doesn't knowThat is intended, anon. Mcqueen is there to remind who is Team Sirius' Ace and canon wife.
>>531113535>70%I'd go for lower chances of success.
>>531116765you can change it later, there are a few anons still waiting for a club so it's your opportunity to be a dancho
>>531116917I AM NOT A FURRY
>>531116781>>531116825bunch of words just to say
>I want to fuck horsesit's fine, you do you
>>531116869If you want to argue with /u/shitters then feel free just do it on Twitter or whatever other shithole you use to interact with them and away from here
>>531116845Don't tell them that or they'll realize that they were the problem when Kitasan Black doesn't magically solve all the issues they had while doing careers.
How tight is gold in this game? I keep running out from building potentials. is this always going to be a problem or is it just an early game thing?
>>531117005I 100% empathize with your post, but imagine if that was cum on the strawberry and we fed it to her
I just can't win with mayano. She always jobs at URA.
Next thread will be better, I'm SURE of it!
Wtf Ryan is older than McQueen
I heard you will lose gazillion of gems of you arent a metafag bcs of new pvp modes
is this true?
also we get a f2p banner that let you spark any uma every 6 months right?
>>531117050the overall percentile is bottom 1.7% thoughbeit
>>531117202You're gonna run out of potentials to unlock quickly if you don't whale
>>531117221You need to put more points in stamina lil niggy
>>531116910you roll 200+ exactly because this can happen so you can get the guaranteed kita
Satono house > Mejiro house
the shitposters trying to call kemonomimi furry because they're getting filtered by pvp
LOL
are we gonna be getting anything good from this
Other than Maestro, do any of the launch cards have good gold skills?
what the fuck am i supposed to do with late runners on medium tracks? these retards can't even complete a career
>>531117308that looks like a fun video, gonna watch it later
Does betting on horse racing really make you rich?
I get why people hype kitasan so much, but in pvp good skill synergy breeding takes the priority and most people rolling for her won't be doing this kind of repetitive grindy autism.
I want to breed with this idiot
>>531117425I've gotten 4 3* sparks but they are all Speed...
Date with Humans!
Studying human bodies!
Ok let's settle this then
https://strawpoll.com/poy9kzOowgJ
>>531117453train them for pace
use sparks if you have to
>get a 3 spark
>it's on urara so 0 compatibility with anyone
dumb useless BITCH
>>531117203dirty trainer... You'd have to save it for later in the relationship and ease her into kinky stuff. She would be resistant to it early on. But later on the curiosity and excitement of a new and taboo world would transform her into a dirty spoiled girl only for (you).
>>531117259p-please answer
>>531117328one kita isn't enough, if this happens you have to reroll. i'm mentally prepared for it at this point.
>>531117448guts Spe has ALL BODY ALL GHOST and Fine Motion has one for pace, but both are agemasen cards lol. Suzuka is also good since her skill is guaranteed
My plan is to reroll for at least 3 kitasan nigger. Do I risk bricking the account by going to full pity for mlb or just save for the meta umas?
>>531117658No, it's just anons fucking with you
I am looking for a good post in this thread and yet I cannot find one.
>>531117703>rolling for umasOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>531117667so trve. Either you mlb kita or just delete your account honestly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuORG32-ZnE
Given the accelerated schedule, how long do you think it will take for us to get to Aoharu?
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When I wake up tomorrow my cuck timeout from clubs will end and I will apply to a top club and they will accept me and I will get the max reward at the end of the month.
>>531117786you need 2LB BARE MINIMUM or you'll never be able to max her before next year
>>531117259No, it's not true, because metafagging will not let you compete with whales, the only ones that actually get significantly more in PvP because they occupy all of the top slots. At most metafagging will let you have a slight edge over other people that don't spend, which doesn't actually help that much because some PvP modes like the one we have now have "tiers" and if you win you have to fight the whales and get obliterated. Later there's a mode without tiers, but whales will be in your lobbies and you will never stand a chance against them.
Option A is to not spend in which case you will lose often but get fairly generous PvP rewards no matter what because PvP is a tiny time investment even in future PvP modes.
Option B is to whale and win and get big rewards that make some idiots seethe. It's a bragging rights reason to whale.
Realistically, you should just consider the top tier PvP rewards as "this is a bonus you get when you spend thousands of IRL dollars on the game and keep the servers up".
>also we get a f2p banner that let you spark any uma every 6 months right?You get selectors eventually yes. Also items that let you uncap stuff without needing to pull extra copies.
>>531117786>avoiding filterswhat is wrong with you /v/ermin nigger
gonna say SOVL and ZASED next?
>>531117703How the fuck do you plan to get 200 rolls in 2 weeks?
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>>531105416lol was this supposed to be hard? imma pull her on a single pull when she's out
>>531117249>Ryan: April 11, 1987>Mcqueen April 3, 1987
>>531117259You should at least try to do well but the difference between the upper echelon of pvp and just someone who is running decent cards is like, 500 gems a month
is this good or does only blue 3star matter?
what do i do now that i've beaten the ura with every horse i wanted to beat it with
i dont know if i wanna start spark farming for pvp
when's the next career campaign supposed to be?
>>531117879By playing the game?
>>531117554>he fell for ityou are now property of the mejiro family
>>531117879You get like 10k free carrots just for starting the game??? and I got 30k already and started playing around two weeks ago
>>531117903I have found one.
>>531117202You'll keep building gold over time but you should be picky with gold. You do not need potentials on most horses, some of them have skills you literally don't even really want because they're for a race type you're not going to play on that horse personally. Part of the "Problem" goes away when you get better sparks because sparks include skill hints that are better than the ones Potential gives because they actually come with discounts for the skills.
For the people victimized by ludicrous misinfo i.e., MLB Kita or brick. You only need 2/TWO/DOS copies of her right now in order to get MLB at half anniversary.
However, you will need 3/THREE/TRES copies if you aren't willing to spend $20 on the SSR selector during half anni.
>>531117856Dying during a race is fucking depressing.
>>531117869....why do you have trve in your word filter?
>>531117856what the fuck gimlet is still alive?????????????????? he's got to be 30 horse year old now
>>531117947You can cope with it until you get a 3*
>>531118071is she not cold out there wearing a skirt
>>531118081not a single good post ever has had the word trve in it
>>531117903Dantsu paizuri
>>531118013New players won't be getting release celebration login rewards and many others.
>>531118036I can't see an airgun without laughing anymore
kitaCHAD really warped this game and horse racing for eternity
I haven't been able to look at McQueen the same ever since Asmongold said she's his favorite.
>>531117869nta but I'm going to start doing that specifically because it makes you seethe
>>531118175so trve...
>>531118152women are immune to cold when they want to show off their body and freezing when they don't
>>531118191what's the cutoff point for most of it? at least the free 1500k should still be active by the time kitasan rolls around
You know what they say...
Once you go MLB Kitasan BLACK...
Cinderella Gray is pure Shounenkino, Oguri cap is basically a horse Goku
>>531118065I will get 0, my account will be fine and i'll be happy
>>531118412Is that where all the speed is located?
>>531117830it took like 6 months for JP, so probably 3-4 months for global
>>531118412those are some... milkers, alright
>>531118425please shut your mouth spic
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>>531118425Here's the best CinGray character
>>531118108i have 10 3* but no blue...
>>531118425please don't compare this reddit horse to goku
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>>5311145431 copy kitasan is trash anyway. Might as well just give one for free. They're cucking themselves by holding her hostage.
>>531112081Bluesky is just liberal pedophiles reporting each other for child porn nowadays
they all came crawling back to twitter tail between their legs
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>>531118653please don't call my wife that
>>531118521she kinda reminds me of the main character in that bodyswap anime trannies really like.
Just got my first 20+ wins with Bakushin. 25 wins to be exact. BAKUSHIN
I will not reroll
I REFUSE to reroll
I will NEVER reroll for a specific card
I'll just do the same lucky ritual i used to do with the mystery box for raygun and hope for the best.
In goldship I trust
>>531118653Just like bejita
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>>531118903>the incel horse is vegeta>oguri is gokuit all makes sense now....
>>531118887I didn't reroll as well, just because there's nothing unique to the playthrough otherwise
>>531114543There are generous gacha that are successful. Azur Lane, Arknights, Limbus. Probably more.
>>531118939>late augustbasically free
>>531118939>35% for OH BABY A TRIPLE>still has to askngmi
Why do Redditors and retards always love the character that does literally nothing except shouting their own name?
>>531112947vodka a shit
A SHIT
>>531118939Best case scenario she gets injured and sad and you have to comfort her back to good health. Worst case the training succeeds, it's an easy choice.
>>531118939>ear accessory on the left Massive balls and cock
>>531119148Because soul. Something you know nothing about
>>531115541Too late. I already did a Tachyon run and got blocked by the Osaka Hai.
>>531118887I was considering rerolling for Goldshipโs card
How cursed is front runner Teio? Because bakushin hasn't failed me yet
>>531119731>entire kit consists of tools for passing or buffs that activate when passing>in position that ideally never passes anyoneVery.
>>531117640>>531117005She's getting nothing until she stops jobbing at URA semis
I need to find someone that has an MLB Super Creek.
>>531120015Just build her speed a bit less than other front runners and have her run in the back of the front runner pack with a bunch of forward-facing debuff skills. Debuffs hit then she can leverage her passing skills. Maybe.
>The Guts stat affects the value (and duration) of the different bonuses a horsegirl can gain via the last spurt mechanic, the Lead Contest (ไฝ็ฝฎๅใไบใ), the Showdown (่ฟฝใๆฏใน), the Repositioning (ไฝ็ฝฎๅใ่ชฟๆด), and the "Securing the Lead" (ใชใผใ็ขบไฟ) mechanics. It also lowers stamina consumption during the Late-Race and Last Spurt phases.
didnt you guys say guts was useless? This seem to have effects interesting outside the "second stamina bar"
>>531121760Until those are actually implemented, it is useless.
>>531121760Zero of those mechanics are in the game currently, they get added in later patches
>>531121760cygames figured out guts was being ignored so they changed the mechanics later in the game's life in the regions that came before global. so in global, guts does not do those things yet, since it's following the same patch cycle.
>Uma uses stamina perk as soon as they're out the gate
>>531122119>>531122037>>531121983uh, ok then. xD
I wish there was a more indeptch explanations of those stats anyway or the formulas they use. Having a bit of a issue wrapping my head around stamina...
>>531122584Why don't you just look up the race mechanics guide then?
>>531122675because its pretty barebones. It gives you a general idea but only that.
>>531122761I don't think you're looking at the right one then
https://docs.google.com/document/d/15VzW9W2tXBBTibBRbZ8IVpW6HaMX8H0RP03kq6Az7Xg
>>531123074oh shit, nice anon. Thank you.
>>531114919Yeah, I randomly hit top 100 after 8 consecutive losses just because I happened to win 5 times in a row on the 9th one. It's whatever.
There's like no loras for uma masume on civitai...
We can't even ai image gen uma goon.
>>531114919that's not the real pvp system, that's just carat filler grind
they announce a track a month in advance and give you time to train up 3 horses to compete against other players
that's where the real metafaggotry begins
https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting
JP has one up coming in 2 weeks and a bunch of debuff skills + summer golshi is banned
>>531127286hell exhentai doesnt even have any ntr doujins