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Top 10 very soon, alive game.

Which girl from the 3* voucher is best for breeding a Haru that is capable of winning the Arima Kinen?

hello

i heard oguri cap (christmas) is kitasan-level meta in the game, should I also be thinking ahead about how to save for that?

how are you supposed raise super creek if you can't use her card

Sekrit clubs suck
I just want to enjoy porn
https://niyaniya.moe/

>>531105287
if you have the desire to be a meta salving zoomer tranny that thinks this is an esport.
yes-

>>531105302
inheritance level 5, there now she's a walking Maestro.

anyone have a 9* stamina i can borrow thats not oguri cap

>don't care about special week
>super don't care about teio
I guess the uma musume anime is not for me

test

Please give me kitasan please give me kitasan.
I have nothing else in my life please just give me this please

How is your luck looking anon?

https://fuzznip.github.io/is-kitasan-black-out-yet/

>all this talk about doujins
ero voice works are where it's really at but I don't know if we're ready for that discussion yet

>>531105416
not wasting my luck

>>531105302
Have you tried reading her skill?

>>531105397
try cinderella gray

My club timer finally ended and every /uma/ club is full again. This has happened 3 times now.

>>531105407
mccute

there isn't anything consistent about this game, every source gives different explanations of the stats and what they do. i am getting tired

>>531105356
>im too fucking zoomer nigger dumb to make a forum account nyooooooooooo
sounds about right yo utard. bet you oftne use rule34.com too

>>531105496
hehe cute dork

if you know what i mean

someone post the trainee schedule

Seiun Sky is a cutie

Tell me about Tazuna
Why does she hide the ears

>>531105287
She's strictly for people who want to take CM seriously, she's not good at team trials.

>>531105562
Seethe

>>531105548
Have you tried resting? Thank me later after your nap.

When you get to the URA finale, is there no way of checking the race conditions when you have some turns remaining like you can with the career races?

I just made this, 797660969069 if you want to breed her.

>>531105261
Hello
>>531105407
fucking nerd

>>531105562
>too angry to type correctly
you really showed him

>>531105245
>>531105245
>>531105245
>>531105245
>>531105245
anybody have a suggestion?

When do we get Handpuppet McBitey?

>>531105701
>speed 3 and front runner
thats spicy

>>531105548
This is the biggest source of stress for me. Anytime I type something into google, I get “speed is important” even though the question is “how do I get Turf or Dirt sparks?”

How do you unlock more Uma secrets?

>have to 3 star the characters to get their outfits
AIIIIIIIIIIIIE I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT
I don't want to look at the idol outfit anymore...

>>531105430
the nhentai retards probably just go to that asmr aggregator with the obvious name and then cry about hvdb’s existence being a sekrit club

>>531105356
the only thing more embarassing than crying about the clubs is that your nhentai doesnt know how to scrape chaika/niyaniya LMAO

my rudolf dominated and won the triple crown and narita bryan, the fucking bitch she is, came to nag rudolf about her student council dutines..

>>531105548
Just look at gametora. It's the one place that cites its sources (there is only one, the mechanic google doc based on old datamining).

>>531105701
ill steal that and imprint the genes onto my mayo gun

She's not actually a whore, you guys realise that right?

>>531105693
no, just keep a mental note of your most common race conditions
it's distance, left/right, and turf type that remain the same, weather can change, idk about track location but most track location skills won't work, neither will seasonal skills iirc

>>531105496
If you don't mind joining /v/ clubs they just recently made a new one.

I have no idea how I choked so hard in the first sprint. I even used 3 clocks out of disbelief.

For sure I need to stop using late surge, from now on it's pace only.

God why must my favourite uma be such a pain

>>531105407
read n stop lookin at me fatty

>>531105496
I don't know why you'd want to join an /uma/ club when these threads are proof of how retarded everyone is. Yes, I am including myself.

do i trust the auto inheretance? I usually go for whatever Umas give me the best speed/power bonuses

>>531105879
Shorties

So I just stack up the stats by failing career over and over?
This doesn't include the support cards, I've done 3 careers which all failed but stats are racking up

>>531106006
Inari One is just Tamamo with tits.

>>531105975
no

>>531105776
Literally anyone. The thing is you still need to breed a whole damn lineage that's capable of getting Haru to at least B rank in turf.
You need every possible spark to have 3* turf and even then, you need luck.

>>531105913
nice photo of a town bicycle

Why is Grass Wonder so cute

We love Spe here

>>531105356
nice

>>531105356
>>531105562
Get a room and fuck already. The sexual tension is ruining the thread.

>>531105416
Looks pretty alright to me

>>531106094
This one isn't getting Nasu'd tho

>>531106168
but does spe love me?
I don't think so

>>531105879
nta but HVDB is too much of a sekrit club nowadays that it's often slower to be updated than the easily accessible public sites

>>531105848
if u raise bond to 11 u can get their everyday outfit (no u can’t race in then)

soooooooo is the kitsan banner shit a rate up or something? sure people scream about rolling for her, but its not like i max her to begin with so whatever for now.

>>531106168
if you loved spe why did you save an image of her looking like a male crossdresser

i fucked up

what career mode will give me the japanese derby?

>>531106425
all races are available on their designated date

nice wife

>20% chance to pick a specific stat
>5% chance to roll 3* in a stat if stat is > 600
>0.2 * 0.05 = 0.01

>literally a 1% chance per run to get a 3* stam spark

JUST

>>531105356
Panda has been fucked senseless by Irodori and Fakku for years by now anyway, there's barely any point on joining.

>>531106534
shut the FUCK UP

>>531105562
>this retard is still seething

>>531106425
every one that doesn't do japanese oaks + daiwa

I want the schizo

>>531105947
Late Surger might need more power and skills to actually make it to the front.

I was going through rice shower main story and..

>>531105675
>kita banner comes out
>userbase immediately drops by half

>>531106162
Her angry face is cute.

there will be more Nice Nature in the next event

>>531106534
Skip Nature

>>531106747
Thanks now I won't read the event.

>>531105356
sStop shilling Schale you dumb fucking retards

How much is it a brick to not roll anything as a newfag?
Idk I kinda want to finish career mode with the default stuff they give you

bakushin

>>531106837
proof?

>>531106817
what is schale and why is it bad?

>>531106681
If I don't roll any I will simply stop playing. The endgame grind loop is so shit that I can't see myself playing for more than a month anyway.

>>531106673
I might try 4 spd/supercreek/vodka, but I don't know

>>531105947
I won with her at End the whole way

what does playing "goo goo babies" with super creek entail

>>531106162
Plain girls are the best.

>>531105496
which one of those clubs doesn't have trannies in them?

>>531106831
Verily so. Your power comes from your deck.

>>531106952
Breeding

sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt

>>531106831
You should roll 4 times for support cards until you get something decent
better yet, wait 3 days for kitasan black and reroll until you get 3+ copies

>>531105562
>the gatekeeping tool is doing its job and keeping undesirables out
>NOOOO HOW DARE THESE FUCKING UNDESIRABLES NOT PARTICIPATE IN THIS THING THEY'RE GUARANTEED TO MAKE WORSE BY THEIR PRESENCE, WHY DOES THE GATE KEEP THEM OUT?!?!?!!!!
This train of logic is completely alien to me and it's baffling how fucking common it is. Zoomers should be beaten for being stupid but autistic trash like you unironically needs to be killed.

>>531106831
Do a single 10 pull on the character banner and nothing more. Wait for Kitasan to roll cards.

>>531106952
Bottle play and nursing handjobs.

>>531106831
you prob won't be able to finish career without pulling anything. there's a reason they keep giving you free rolls

sniffing Bourbon’s pits

>>531106817
Getting nuked in 3 2....

>>531106692
She can get it.

>>531106425
Go Here: https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters
Click add race
Choose the race
See what Uma's can do it.

>>531106831
I haven't rolled, waiting for kitasan banner. So far I won URA with two characters after 4 days, I also suck really bad

We love Bourbon right?

Alright it's time to ask the real question.
Which uma has
>the biggest tits
>the biggest ass
>both

>>531107081
motor oil mixed with pine air refresher

>>531105913
Post the real life breeding stats.

...s-should I leave

You know what is the best part? This bitch didn't even win the last ura

>>531106831
just enjoy the game and stop asking other people to tell you how to enjoy it. if you want to play it a certain way, stop asking other people to tell you that it's wrong to do that.

>>531107215
not mcqueen
not mcqueen

>>531106920
I don't think I can get her end to A with the parents I have.

Did you went for sprint or medium finale?

>Tamamo Cross has A on Pace, Late and End
she's a fucking beast

>turns out biwa was super good
sugoi

>>531107185
Yeah

>>531107041
Most sekrit clubs are on live support because barely any users seed the actually rare stuff that can't be fine on the usual places, exactly like... you know... the usual places...

>>531106135
how do ground sparks work?

>>531107269
which club is that?

>>531107283
I love her

is concentration just useless on front runners/sprinters? isnt the race automatically lost if you get hit with late start even if concentration can mitigate it a bit?

>>531107215
Daiwa
Daiwa
Daiwa
Until Gentildonna arrives that is

>>531107334
I went for Mile finale.

>>531107342
too bad she's ugly

>>531107142
>>531107376
god that short hair looks so fucking bad

>>531107275
Every time I've gotten one of those hot spring tickets I end up losing the URA final. And I've trained multiple A rank horses, not the cheat way, already. This thing is cursed.

>>531107215
gentildonna
grass wonder
taiki shuttle

Tubby

>>531107284
>just enjoy the game
least schizophrenic poster itt
most normal anon itt
im not even shit posting for once, im deadly serious

>>531107505
>iron will
anon thats a massive brick..

Why is everyone farming speed sparks? Isn't Power/Stamina just way better so that you can just mash speed and get rainbows faster?

>players form clubs for trading worn uma shoes
what did they mean by this?

is 1100 stamina even consistent right now?

>>531105416
>do 600 rolls
>no Kitasan Black
Heh. If it ain't that easy.
Thanks for absorbing my bad luck. Bye!

>>531107641
It was literally the only Stamina skill I got (Creek 3rd event never happened).

>>531107693
infinite money glitch

>>531106679
Bourbutt

is max energy useless? it seems useless

>>531107597
enjoying the game gave me schizophrenia

>>531107516
and her head is too big

>>531107597
Enjoy the game? But how will I do that without fishing for (You)s or the validation of some random anons?

This is your life now

But which uma would smother me with her fat uma tits?

>>531107670
the other sparks are better long-term but speed spark is easier to farm because 1100 boosts the rate you get 3 stars, and you're not getting 1100 power or stamina realistically while winning your runs. you can get 1100 speed and win quite realistically.

post cute pictures of mcqueen

Well I played for about a week now and have avoided looking at the thread or guides so I could just enjoy the game but I think I'm at the point it won't hurt now.
So far I got endings with both Vodka (I love Vodka) and Bakushin but I'm not sure how to build Gold Ship. She runs long races so needs stamina, yet also needs speed and strength to push through all the way from the back to the front. Do I really have to build all those up on her? This defies my current understanding of the stats.

>>531107413
And trash like you opens them up to subhumans, killing those places immediately. I meant what I said, you unironically need to be killed and it should be the most miserable, painful and drawn out experience to discourage other subsaharan IQ spergs from acting the same way.

When exactly does the Kitasan banner drop on the 16th?

>>531107342
obliterated by /ourgirl/

>>531107641
what's wrong with it?

>>531105212
Why is there so much art of toka being abused and specifically with coffee poured over her?

>>531107543
before this I was doing purely taiki and oguri runs to get a 3 spark on speed, maybe even stam, I couldn't lose the ura with them even if I tried, but the second I stopped doing them on a whim I get the stupid ticket

>>531107940
activation conditions never happen

>>531107763
it helps when you pussy out early and get +70 energy from rest

>>531105416
erm

>>531107723
>running a random number generator 24/7 while betting on a specific number until i dont get that number like 1000 times in a row so all my bad luck is emptied out before kitasan is out
its just that easy.

>>531105416
no fucking way am i spending 120 dollars on kita negro

>>531107670
Yes. People in this thread are just retarded.
>wasting time grinding for a speed spark
>when it's not even good
>when the card that gives shitloads of speed and would make things much easier comes out in a few days too
Just pure retardation.

>>531108040
you bricked your luck

>>531107142
Give her a tongue bath to keep cool

>>531107940
It only activates on losing races

>>531107886
I was about to ask if I could post some McQueen

>>531107912
You can't keep sekrit clubs alive without an influx of new users you dumb fucking nigger, cgpeers is barely alive because they haven't accepted new registration for almost 3-4 years

>>531107886
McQueen's skirt is too short, what a slut

>>531107505
how do you anons get 400+ stats and more than 5 skills?
best I could get was 300+ stats and skills were like up to 4, i just failed my second career mode lmao
is it after multiple inheretances?

>need to grind sprint genes and also dirt genes
Maru we're gonna be stuck together for a long time

my cool tomboy horse...

>>531107670
you should be doing 600/600/600 and if you get speed sparks first then so be it, use them to keep farming for variety.
1100 in power or stamina right now is a massive meme, will tank your runs, and will force you into the shitty stamina cards that are currently in game, poisoning the white spark pool with crap skills.

I need another sprinter, who should I train?
Someone besides Bakushin.

>>531107917
6pm EST iirc

>>531107957
its like the same 2 or 3 images though?

>>531107670
there's so much misinformation around global it's funny, speed sparks only become relevant once the 1200 cap is broken AND your deck is strong enough to still reach stamina and power thresholds

>>531108257
Too bad her voice sucks

>>531107940
It only activates when you are caged in for majority of the race.
This is commonly referred to as "losing".

I want to have sex with Nice Nature

>>531108203
Friendship and leveling up the right facilities.

>>531107957
teio says she doesn't like coffee in game and people like to bully teio because she's cute

>>531105356
I get that the site is good because it features leaked Fakku/Irodori-licensed doujins but stop jerking it like Archimedes running in a towel around Egypt
also i prefer hentainexus

>>531108292
king halo

>>531105416
its over

>>531108073
It's a nice lunch with drinks. Is that really some crazy amount to spend on something you're going to enjoy for months?

I think something's wrong with my McQueen...

Who’s a good long race parent for Bourbon?

how feasible is it to reroll for 3 kita blacks

>>531107891
>She runs long races so needs stamina, yet also needs speed and strength to push through all the way from the back to the front. Do I really have to build all those up on her? This defies my current understanding of the stats.
speed controls top speed in the last chunk of the race
stamina defines how long you can run, which includes how early in the race you can start speeding up for the last chunk of the race
power controls your acceleration, especially in the last chunk of the race

basically, yes Goldship wants all 3. she's one of the few characters you put less speed on, essentially, and focus more on power and stamina. do not forget that training 1 stat trains another, if you're using Strength Support Cards and training Strength a lot then that's putting in a lot of progress on your Stamina training even if you don't click Stamina too often.

don't forget to buy Stamina restore skills, they are vital especially for long runners.

>>531108257
cute BAKA

anons I have a problem
do horses run faster or slower while pregnant?

>>531107670
I'm farming *1 guts actually.

>>531108292
Get Curren, she's sprint pace chaser.

>>531108408
anon you just blew out your luck asshole. you took the whole carousel

>>531108542
Umas run faster with a belly full of trainer cum

>>531108257
Inferior in every way to DAIWA SCARLETTO

>>531108292
king halo then air groove

>>531108537
The coolest cute

my fuarking emperor

I did 2 story runs. 1 with gold ship (think I failed after 4 races) and 1 with vodka (reached second to last place). I didnt feel particularly engaged. Is this game just not for me or is it too early to say?

Shoe status?

Did the Tachyon movie really happen in real life? TM Opera was in RTTT and then she's racing again in BNE. Or did NTR and Admire Vega just retire early?

My favorite uma is the one I want to fuck the most

>>531108330
If i'm late chaser or end closer i'm "caged" for a long time

>>531108095
>when the card that gives shitloads of speed and would make things much easier comes out in a few days too
it goes to show how little shitposters understand this game and the things they shill for. Kitasan Black gives less speed per training than Sweep Tosho SR card most people already have. Sweep Tosho has a speed bonus stat, Kitasan Black has a strength bonus stat. Kitasan Black has higher priority, but it doesn't give shitloads of speed, it gives enough speed while also helping you cover strength and is slightly more consistent due to priority, that's why it's good.

>>531108617
and i'd fuckin do it again

>>531108502
You're imagining things

>>531108753
full of cum

Anyone know what the next legend race is?

Post cute Suzuka pics

>>531108292
King Halo. That skill is super fucking good. Especially if you can find some Acceleration skills.

>Suzuka throws off her jacket for the cool introduction
>Has to pick it up right after like a dork
lmao

>>531108463
i have never spent $120 on lunch in my entire life
that's like 25 big macs

>>531108812
jeez

>>531108734
that is a boy
>>531108753
that is a boy's shoes

>>531107912
Nigger I guarantee you can go on reddit and search get spoonfed about panda. I woul't be surprised if chat-gpt or some other chatbot can tell you how to do it.
The only useful sekrit clubs are the sekrit clubs that require an invite or that are relatively unknown.
Panda is just a larp sekrit club for members to feel special and unique.

What uma would be good to have 9* Speed sparks on? I usually use stam and pow sparks so not sure where who would want speed sparks.

is this game just a single player roguelite? is there any multiplayer? is there a "main story" you complete? is there anything else?

>>531105356
Forwarding this to Fakku/Irodori!

The face of an uma with a spa ticket on the line.

>>531107940
people exaggerate it heavily, but the issue with it is that it is mildly less consistent than something like Swinging Maestro. it's fine and well worth taking if you need stamina skills, but excel autists will fight tooth and nail for their right to shitpost 24/7 and screech that the skills with only 98.2% effective value are utterly useless.

>>531108734
the cute
>>531108753
healthy

>>531108925
then im gay as fuck

>>531108179
>>531107912

Anyone got a 9* stam or power uma? Please drop your ID.

>>531108292
Just pull the CEO of sex when she comes out at the end of the month. She looks fun as hell, unlike Bakushin that has two mile races, this one only run sprints.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/103801-curren-chan

>>531108393
retards are acting like licensed doujins are the absolute peak of what you can find
its more funny when you see the lower effort short works being churned out that people are unironically paying for officially

>>531109026
>382 stamina

>>531109116
funny

>>531108842
sprints

>>531108746
I would at least give it a few more runs if you're willing to. The most hype moment in the game is finally making your goals a reality and the insane hype that comes with watching your horse win their final race when you weren't sure if they could. If you win a run and don't go "holy shit I actually have a little adrenaline pumping", that's when you safely drop the game.

>>531108760
>did NTR and Admire Vega just retire early?
their time overlaps. ntr was also running in the final japan cup, was third place speedwatcher. Vega did have a very short career.

Teio rape

>>531108808
>duurrrr hurrr duuuurrrrr
lmao shut the fuck up. Kitasan's entire thing is the huge priority bonus you get at uncap 3+ Her entire deal is making speed training consistently good, which levels up the speed facilities, which results in naturally higher speed

damn, I got into this only week ago yet I lost gallons to Daiwa already

>>531107891
Only if you're weak

Do we get a surplus of shoes at some point? Wondering if I should be donating constantly

>>531105416
bros...

>>531109250
Post the webm

JPdacchis what sparks are worth trying to get in the Tachyon event for the current climate? Is 9 speed the way to go or is it stamina or something?

>>531108760
Vega retired after that race

>can consistently get 1st in the arima kinen with all frontrunners except mayano top gun
i dont get what it is about her that just isnt working out

>>531108881
SOVL

Who should I train up for long races? I'm already using Mayano for Medium.

Everyone boo

>>531109298
Are you retarded? Donating and requesting shoes is net 0 to your shoe count. Just request twice a day and donate 10x a day and its the same total shoes count.

>>531109531
golshi

>>531108279
uma thighs

>>531109197
i'm ready for them. she's literally undefeated in pvp

>>531107940
Nothing other than user error. it's a very consistent skill if you use it on pace/late/end runners that you know will end up in the pack, but you as the player need to give your horse enough wit to then leave the pack after getting a surge of stamina. If you have a 200 wit horse late story then no shit they aren't winning after getting stuck, you used the stat that determines maneuverability and planning as a dumpstat.

cute

>>531109395
the scenario is so retarded there's no reason not to go 36 speed since everyone else is doing the same

BIG

Why is grass wonder depicted with a big ass? Just cause ass in the name?

>>531109026
>D stamina
>no.7 fav
bro...
does the spa event trigger only if you win?

Oguri Cap is a horse

>>531109250
where are you getting daiwa porn

>>531109661
yea

>>531105073 (OP)
Ayucka
Ewwwwwwwww

>>531109395
Speed so you can break past the limit.

i sure love getting fucking boxed

Watched the first episode of Biwa's story and had to make this immediately.

>>531109445
maya has an odd skill where she needs to be fighting/close with another runner to activate. If she's far ahead, her skill won't activate and could get overtaken by another rushing from behind..

>>531109298
you get shoes free literally every single run anon. you also get shoes free by requesting them, so you shouldn't actually go down in shoes by donating/requesting consistently. if there's a type of shoes you think you are low on, play a run with a horse that earns those shoes.

>>531108794
that anon didnt describe it, that's not how it works
its not just being caged, its a very specific condition of being caged and it only actives during the early phase when, as you may guess, you have almost full hp

>>531109654
cause she's american

Symboli Rudolf is a horse

>>531109681
that's cap, fr

>>531108842
nta but my brain is too small to build a late surger sprinter out of her while somehow surviving her longer career races. This is my latest meme 3str 2wit 1sped card attempt with way too much stam and bad skills. Somehow she is getting top 3 in B rank class 2 trials

>>531109661
yeah, my halo >>531107275 got it but since she lost the last ura there is no onsen ending

>>531109750
now post your horses wit
>>531109794
yet another anon that thinks it's still 2021. it's not. stamina refills push stamina over your base cap in global.

>>531109609
Here's the stats for them

>>531109753
kek

How much does affinity matter? I have the perfect parents with 8 spark stamina + 8 spark power but they're triangles with basically everyone

Oguri Uncap

My wife

Symboli Rudolf is a tree

>>531109963
what the fuck
you cant do that

>>531109915
i dont think you ever need that much power

>>531109753
wew

at your orders my queen

>>531109948
These cucks will fold to her instantly LMAO

I want to fug Happy Meek

>>531109445
Honestly, I've had way more success with Mayano as pace chaser than as front runner, probably because her skill is more suited to her chasing than leading.

Does McQueen have different thresholds to upgrade her special?

It's supposed to be
>30k fans by New Years 2nd yr
>60k and friendship by April 3rd yr
>120k by end of last year

Her special did not level up until before the URA finals. What the fuck?

I want to make more horse ecchi but I don't want the yakuza to chop off my hands

>>531109920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tujcQXXK5Qo

Post your best sparks

>>531109963
YAMERO OGURI YOU CAN'T USE THAT MOVE, YOU'LL DIE!

>>531109707
couldn't find much so I'm slopping it myself at this point

>>531109957
Double circle is 2x bonus so pretty huge

>>531109920
grass-chan
>sniff sniff

This is a cow, not a horse.

>>531110183
I don't want my account to be doxxed...

>>531110064
This anon does not lift

>>531109753
lol

>>531109920
I love umas in pantyhose

>>531110317
we don't bite

How is a delinquent that got held back 12 years still allowed to be student president?

How the everloving fuck do i keep seeing people with multiple stats over 600 by the end of a career? Is it genuinely just cards? I only ever manage like, a single A and B

>>531110118
Understandable

>>531109920
Butterface

>>531110425
turn that one A into B

>>531109957
>>531110261
more importantly, how does affinity work?

I need the SSR Super Creek card urgently. I've been borrowing a leveled one that I use in all my runs from a whale, but I'm sure he'll switch it should he get Kitasan. Thankfully, I have the SSR Vodka and that one has a gold stamina skill, but it triggers on straights instead of corners so it's worse.

>>531107886
Mcqueen's tail is cute!

>>531101017
good enough for a front runner?

>>531110394

>>531110317
DO NOT LISTEN TO THE OTHER ANON
PEOPLE HERE ARE FUCKING VICIOUS AND WILL EAT YOU ALIFE

>>531110419
You can't leave school until you find a husb-

>>531105416
fuck. I wasted it

Who else is cooked

>>531109856
Cap as in Peak...

>>531110614
oh dear

>>531110183
oguri has power 3
I am yet to see a 3* spark of any stat

>>531110425
Part of it is definitely cards, but also better card choices, training strategy, legacies, and luck.

MR ADVERTISER GET DOWN

>>531110614
MY ADS

WHERE'S THE CINGRAY OST I NEED THIS SOUNDTRACK NOW

>>531110593
pls share the whale id, I need that

>>531110106
I hate that this works on me

>>531110614
wtf you cant post that

>>531107269
I mean I'm at 35m now and most people in the club Im in are barely getting over 10m we're capped at 30 and unranked. But I don't care because as long as they trade me shoes I'm happy.

>>531110614
Nice

>>531110614
uncute butthole

>>531110614
Yakuza please forgive him he doesn't know

>>531110614
why the fuck is her skin so yellow?
I get that she is asian but that is sick yellow not chinese yellow

>>531110298
Literally BUILT for BTC (Big trainer cock)

>>531110614
is this from /mlp/

What are you supposed to use friend points and club points on

>>531110425
if you hyperfocus down a stat through sparks (like stamina) then you can barely touch it and you'll still hit 600 just by training power and through passive gains

>>531107041
Sounds like baggers

>>531110614
KIRYU SAN, DON'T LOOK

>>531110792
Thats just what buttholes tend to look like, anywhere between pink and dark grey idk man
If its a different color somethings wrong with it

>>531110614
I feel like touching an umas tail would constitute sexual harassment trainer-san.

>>531110183
just rolled 7 stamina with a bazillion skills
feels pretty good even though it's not a 3-star

>>531109753
kek

I'm having trouble deciphering what this means.

>Game data can't be linked to another platform

Does this mean that this is safe to do or that it bricks my account?

>>531110923
>apple

>>531110528
I will save her from Aoi!

>>531109445
My Mayano was goated, maybe you need more Wit?

>>531110976
please be nice

>>531110839
IS THAT A

>>531110923
>Apple
Yeah, sounds to me like it bricks your account.

>>531110580
Gametora explains it a bit better but the gist of it is each uma has relationship rankings with other hors. The higher the ranking the better affinity point it gives. Also grandparents relationship rankings affects whether or not you get a double circle. If you don't meet the criteria for a double circle you get a circle even if the uma you're planning on using has a good affinity with its parents.

>>531110839
I can see it

>>531110425
f2ps can consistently hit 600/600/600 if you have 3* sparks and are borrowing a whale card.
anything more than that is either an insanely lucky run or whale territory
it also helps a lot to go into summer camp with as much energy as possible

>>531110580
Massive increase in stat gain. Slight increase in race performance.
>>531110802
Please understand old jp art

>>531110901
Ok? Still uncute

>just wanna make my uma daughters happy, talk about shit RNG in the thread and have a nice sunday evening
>thread is horny as hell for my daughters again
Ya know fellas, the stereotypical american dad that wields a shotgun to meet every single male friends of his daughter is becoming more relatable the older I get.

>>531110907
i'm pretty sure legacy breeding is far worse.

>>531110425
Inheritance/inspiration

You can get tons of stats from it

I came here for funny silly horse pictures

>globalfags are finally checking the anime (s1)
>Yurifags are claiming that the blond woman and spe’s Uma mom were a married couple just because she called both their moms
>people pointing out Spe got adopted by the blondie get marked as homophobes and bigots
>the few people mentioning this is what happened to the real life Spe get ignored
Cool, we are in that phase now. How long for Uma drama to start kicking in around the interwebs?

>>531110923
>crapple fag
your phone is cheap trash and you're bricked from here on out
>hur dur poorfag
my pc is at least 3-4 times more expensive than your lil toy

>>531111047
>>531111097
Areola slip are ok as long as you can't see the nipple

>>531110614
What is behind those hearts? I can’t tell

my boss is going to kill me

>>531111127
whoa

>>531106592
YEAH MAN IT MAKES ME CRY TOO

>>531111142
you are based

all my sparks today are one star

rng is shit

Guys please, I have to use my selector ticket on Rudolf. I promised her. I can't use it on McQueen... I can't keep falling for her... My Emperor I'm so sorry...

Somebody get Teio some milk wtf

>>531111164
I think you should stop arguing with the voices inside your head, it's not healthy.

It was all shitposts and memes but now I'm actually getting terrified that I may not get a kitasan of my own

My boss asked for Rice Shower lewds or I will be fired

any predictions out yet for august schedule?

>>531111142
I will fuck your daughters old man

>>531111164
already started anon
is over
our only hope is for something shinier to show up right now and take the attention away from us

>>531110737
Let's say, hypothetically, that I'm retarded. Where do I check his ID so I can post it here?

>>531110923
I play on iPhone and you are NOT supposed to link it to your apple account. Same as in android, you are not supposed to link it to your google account.

Just make a transfer password and then you can jump from iOS to anywhere, like Android or Steam

>>531111259
just tell him you're sexually attracted to horses and that it would be wrong to disciminate you for that

>>531111164
The problem is that you hang on websites where dumb drama kicks in.

>Started a week late so not as many Carats saved for kitasan
>Actually considering dropping a bit of $$ when she drops
FUCK

>>531105496
horseslop has an opening

>>531110624
could use some more speed but this looks fine
give her a try

>>531110614
It's time to get down and derby

>>531111142
This is why you should fuck your daughters so no one else will

>>531111164
this hasnt actually happened

>>531111375
don't worry, you won't.

>>531111375
She’ll come home. Don’t worry.

>>531111409
lmao i aint dropping SHIT for a fucking card

>>531111164
>twitter trannies will eventually make EVERYTHING they touch about random /pol/itics
Shocking stuff. Mow take a guess why I don't interact with fan communities, like ever. threads like this one here are extremely rare exceptions.
>>531111142
I'm only 32, but for quite a few years now I've been toying with the thought of repeating that one scene from Bad Boys(2, I think) with my older brother, once his daughter becomes of age where getting a boyfriend becomes relevant.

>check the "Legend" race timeframe
>Tachyon is like the 10th batch
What the fuck. But I want my free star for the costume NOW

>>531111164
ah, you also have seen that one post on twitter then

I can win sometimes right?

>>531110984
She would get sad if you left her without aoi so you are gonna have to take her too

>>531111164
>blaming yurifags for liberal normalfag behavior

>>531111142
I'm breeding your daughter and there's nothing you can do about it.
You can't unfuck a woman.

I'm barely getting any carats now what's the point in playing....

RALKOS PLEASE STOP PLAYING UMA FOR ONE SECOND
YOUR FAMILY IS WORRIED ABOUT YOU THEY HAVENT SEEN YOU SINCE JUNE 25

>>531111412
what rank? quota? not him but I'm interested

>>531106592
Its okay bro just get the stat to 1100 instead of 600
then its a 10% for 3* instead of 5%
which makes it a 2% overall chance instead of 1%

>>531111409
Dont do it it never ends

>>531111558
post it

>>531111564
with those fuckig tits weighing you down no

>>531111615
have you tried doing all the achievements? instead of just doing the same races over and over.

>>531111403
Paizuri

>>531111402
Thanks anon, you're a lifesaver

>>531111653
there's also no reasonable way to do this right now without tanking your run if power or stamina

>>531111403
SEX

>My Maruzensky absolutely obliterates all 15 races she's in and manages to get A-rank despite unlucky mood down spree at end costing couple turns worth of stats
>gets 1 stam spark anyway
This game is fucking rigged bros

Uma feet, ass, tits, and pits

>>531111409
Whats money for if not to drop a little bit on stupid shit sometimes

250 rolls
No Kitasan

>>531111353
>>531111476
>anti yuri rheteric is being mentioned
>NOO ITS NOT REAL SHUT UP YOU HETFAG CHUD
classic

>>531110183
Probably these. I wish there was a better way to sort, my list is a mess.

I'm going through like 10 alarm clocks a day bros...

>>531111653
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>531111678
>>531111353
>>531111476
Found it too. Thanks algorithm

>started out late
>lucked out an MLB Super Creek follow but can't find any other good trainer to follow
It's over... I have 1LB Super Creek myself but I'm looking for a good Power card to borrow...

>>531111564
You only need to win once Natie And you already won

Here's your uma collab bro

>>531110261
ok so i tried to double circle parents and the stat gain is exactly as it was listed I don't see a bonus there
will come back to this post in like 30 min when the second inspiration comes up

I need that one Joey Wheeler meme but goldshi immediately

>>531111860
she's so scary i would never lewd her plus orfevre would punish me

>>531109753
Lmao, nice oc

>>531110183
There
>>531105701

>>531111859
I was, too but you'll learn how to build umas eventually. Now I barely have need for clocks

>>531109957
Haru is a triangle magnet, I'm not sure she can get double circle without a shitload of generational G1 massaging

>>531111968
I aint reading all that

>>531111705
Losing with big tits is a skill issue

she got second at the uma finals, i clock'd, then got fifth, somehow ate even more shit than before

>>531111914
the funny part is that this your image is JUST twitter level retardation, imagine what bluesky or whatever the fuck the hyper ultra liberal place is called acts like about this shit, if they talk about it at all considering anime is all super mega pedophile shit according to them.

>>531112016
biwa cute! BIWA CUTE!

>>531111914
lol fucking idiots

>>531112023
FAT FUCK

>>531111602
>blaming yurifags for liberal normalfag behavior
>Implying there isn't a 1:1 correlation

>The winner of the Satsuki Sho is the fastest horse
>The winner of the Kikuka Sho is the strongest horse
>The winner of the Japan Derby is the luckiest horse
The only one of the triple crown I consistently lose is the Derby. This goes in line with my gacha luck (0 3* horses in almost 100 pulls). If I can somehow win the Derby consistently will my gacha luck improve?

I have winning the soul stuck in my head

>>531111860
SEXOOOOOOOO

>>531108317
someone explain the mcqueen and strong zero thing

>>531111968
The incest between the black haired one and the blonde goes crazy

Did special week really lose his family?

I thought Rudolf would be like Dies Irae Reinhard but she's too much of a wholesome chungus

sadly only this one, couldnt even clear URA finale

Stamina training

>>531112190
Best song

>>531111914
I don't even mind yuri but western yurifags are fucking insufferable and delusional

>>531112076
YOU FAILED HER

>>531111968
I'm surprised this garbage still has a fandom

literally every other uma in this game wants to have sex with trainer-san and have uma babbies with him and yet cygames is like "nooooo don't lewd the heckin horsegirls"

I love being a dogshit trainer and finally getting my umas to limp across their goal completion list only for the URA to waffle stomp them and hand me nothing hut 1* sparks

>>531112316
Doing gods work

>>531109661
>>531109182
It's cool, she had two recovery skills and the wits to not waste her limited stamina. She won first try by like 5 lengths.

>>531109920
>those legs
please grass... have mercy on me...

>>531112379
umad

>>531112287
T H I S! I'm fine with yaoi hyper faggots, I'm fine with yuri tards. Hell, I've read some very enjoyable yuri manga and anime in the past, some nice stuff. The issue is that westoid fans of either are disgustingly obnoxious, especially yuri people, shitting up threads that have NOTHING to do with yuri.

who is the next uma after biwa

>Only 3* spark is on Urara
>She has the worst compatibility in the game
Be right back killing myself.

HOT PERIOD ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1944517243691544716

How many Umas have you saved from the glue farm?

>>531111564
Yes, and your reward will be a pearl necklace.

>>531112476
some really bad outfit Teio and McQueen, then Curren

what? since when

10 BILLION CARATS INCOMING!

>>531110232
Erocute

>>531110183
I used to get some crowns each day because people borrowed her but I haven't gotten any in a few days. The only 3* I have been awarded.

>>531105416
here you go, as if that shit's gonna happen

>>531107841
Gold wife, gold life

>>531112606
Cygames would never.

>>531112226
>Dies Irae Reinhard
That is Orfevre and Dream Journey can be Karl Kraft

>>531110183
Best two I have right now.
Didn't personally have a 2/3* spark when I got that Golshi.

>24/7 talk about how "i don't give a fuck about what cunts on twitter are doing"
>can't stop themselves from bringing twitter drama into the threads
Maybe you should just stay there then

>>531112508
No.. my archrival comes to block my path yet again...

>>531112606
WAOWWWWW

>>531112234
jesus christ anon you dont need all that power
this is my highest rated rudolph but I've won every URA finale with her so far. She's very foolproof. you can probably lower stam in favour of more speed

>>531110183
its ok for now

>>531112760
wait, what happened?

>>531112059
almond eye really reminds me of a nu-atelier character design

>>531112353
Hetslop is lame as shit
Half the horse girls have dicks
That should be enough

>lost the debut race with Vodka
how

>>531112754
This

ok so what girls can complete 3 or at least 2 of these in 1 run?

:)

>>531112947
skill issue

why is my suzuka always in a bad mood

>>531112947
low speed?

>>531112592
why did they add a new banner??? And why does it expire tomorrow???

>>531105416
I'm gonna consider this a bad luck cleanse

Im sick of horse. Post COWs.

>>531112947
should've picked daiwa

>>531110183
my first Mayo run

>>531112828
cygenerous...

>>531112973
biwa

>>531112916
HE SAID THE WORD
HE SAID THE FUNNY /a/ BUZZWORD
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE

>>531112287
>western yurifags
don't forget seafags and indianfags

is transferring an uma to legacy essentially the same thing as putting them in the trash? they are clogging up the support list

>>531112828
a whopping 540 carats?! Thank you Cygames-sama!

>>531112287
The shit you make up in your head, man

>>531112947
bad parents

Matikane...

>>531112973
El Condor Pasa I think.

>>531112828
thx cygames i cum on cat he hiss at penis

I just got a 3d printer, is there any fun uma stuff I can print out

>just need to get top 3 in Feb stakes to get the guaranteed 3-star pull
>Haru fucking REFUSES to come in anything but fourth or fifth
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>531105416
god I wish

>>531113124
>7 billion
At most, what we need to get rid of is around 3-4 billion.

is it possible to win career mode without borrowing a legacy parent

I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF 4CHAN ARE TALKING ABOUT
WHY DO YOU NIGGERS CAN'T JUST DO THE SAME

>>531112828
we eatin good! also i need more monies

>second place with 9 lengths ahead of third and 4 lengths behind first
jesus christ that super creek was crazy

>>531112508
More funds for Kitasan Black.

>>531110183
>2*/2*/3*
>shit ton of white sparks
Only if one of these were 3*...

does anyone have a super creek as the friend card and would be kind to post their id?

i have been having a bit of a problem to get going with longs and medium horses, but i've got some going. i've heard super creek is pretty good since she's stamina + maestro

>>531113215
Is this why Gold Ship was the way he was?

>>531113257
Mejiro McQueen themed horse cock dildo

>>531112592
>>531113029
wasn't this the original banner that had to be removed due to some bugs? not a day 1 global but i remember /uma/ saying it got removed because of that, it's also getting removed tomorrow maybe because of kitasan and the uma replacing it

Are you guys prepared to roll 200 times and not get a single Kitasan Black aside from the pity one?

I might actually just stop playing if I only get the one.

Is this a decent reference or is it bad?

>>531113315
No? I guess maybe? 5 star uma + maxed cards

>>531112828
I would take that. But I wish they kept selling Monies, SP and Carats in a pack like they did with the day 1 pack they had. Would definitely pay for it.

Do you press the button?

>join pvp race
>10 swinging maestros pop at the same time
damn

hold up what's going on

what deck should i use for Medium?

>>531112076
Now she'll never achieve her dream of being the number one umamusume. She will have to watch her rival Vodka gaining international acclaim as she wins races in Europe and the US. One day, perhaps a decade from now, they'll meet again. Maybe at a 7 11. Will Vodka, which will undoubtedly be one of the world's best mile runners even be able to recognize her? Will she even remember the pebble called Daiwa Scarlet that she stepped on in her gilded road of a career, paved with victories? And what about Scarlet herself? Would she go and talk to her? Or would she be ashamed? She would most likely consider approaching her for a moment, but then think better of it and hide behind the shelves. Ahh, if only you hadn't FAILED her. How could you, by the way? Those three years that she entrusted her future upon you, that she shared her goal of becoming number one with you. If only you had trained her better...

By me

>>531113189
>nooo this thing isnt real all yuri people are super nice and friendly and would NEVER inject themselves while spamming "HETFAG" or "HETSLOP" and the like
>>531113335
this shit is literally happening ON 4chan, has been for years
>no it fucking doesnt stop being schizophrenic
>what is /a/
>literally what is THIS very thread
>noo those areent real plus the boards are stinky
so is /vg/ which is literally known to be full of schizophrenics and other ill people yet here we are arguing about it
if anything YOU fags are the people that are dreaming up scenarios that arent real
>>531113498
as a very basic guideline for career its perfectly fine, yes.

>>531113416
they removed it because they didn't want people to reroll for FM and SC

>>531110183
9* power maruzensky and 8* dirt el condor pasa

>>531113535
no

>>531113535
No because it's stamina and it won't make a difference.

>>531112754
the thing is, 4chan is now the place where twitter/discord retards throw their horrible takes without fear of getting laughed at by their peers since everyone is anonymous, which is why you see so many posts about literally whos with barely any engagement being posted in every board doesn't matter the topic

>no no, the relationship between the trainer and Super Creek is just very super platonic!
why do they want me to believe this shit? She acts more like a gf/wife then any of the other Umas

>>531113494
I'm prepared to roll 170 times, not getting her, running out of carats and not sparking her

>>531113549
ungrateful fucks upset about free monies, sp, and carats because they want hundreds of pulls free instead of 5 for a minor event that overlaps 2 other events

>>531113535
she needs to READ

>>531113535
No

>>531113535
Not worth.

>>531113578
>AIslop

>>531113584
ohh that makes more sense

>>531113535
You'll never get kitasan if you don't have the gonads to even click this

>>531113362
712111897033
Here but mine is just a base copy so if you find a better one use that instead

>>531113583
Youre being schizophrenic
Drop the stimulants

>>531113578
is that Buena Vista

Tokai Teio

>>531113554
3Sp 1Str 1W 1P

>>531112508
Why must they drop those so late in the day? They really hate Europe

>>531113498
I found it to be reasonably accurate
can completely ignore guts though, I never put in any training

I really should stop doing things early. My TP is already spent I can't do any of these missions.

>>531113498
It's fine for getting started. Don't treat it as law, since skills can modify those and you can ignore guts entirely.

>>531113257
https://files.catbox.moe/kjh5h7.obj

Thank you cygames now I only have to spend about 25 bucks to finish my kitasan black spark instead of 40 dollars.

>>531113801
What's the difference?

>>531113778
whose nipples is she poking?

>>531113801
>>531113881
You have a fucking week to finish it.

>>531112508
when for eu?

Trainer-san, we are bankrupt

should i skip a turn for increasing bond for g1 races in the beginning?

>>531112828
>750
I only see 150

>>531113638
What do Super Creek nursing hand jobs feel like?

>>531113945
(you)rs

>>531113315
yeah just use your own legacy parents

>>531113953
How about I fucking finish you off in a week?

>>531113969
Time to send you to The Glue Factory (brothel)

>>531114028
cute boy!

>>531114001
yes

>>531114010
multiple days retard

>>531114001
>skip
It's not really skipping since you're getting fans, skillpoints, and some stat points rom winning races. Especially G1 races.

>>531113498
I've followed this in the beginning and failed more than I would've liked.

I am almost convinced cygames messed up the code in Rice Shower's Ura career to make Mejiro ULTRA DIFFICULT in the Tenno sho, almost invincible.
She is so comically overpowered that she leaves everyone out of screen, out of 20 careers and 30 clocks and multiple stats strategies i was able to beat her TWICE.
It hardly matters who is running, Mejiro dominates and i have a veeeeery slim chance to win.

How many umas have you gotten a good ending with?

>>531111914
genuine question but how does it affect you what /u/fags think
it's like getting triggered over fujos gay shipping every male character in your favorite shounen anime in the 2000s
just leave them in their own spaces and don't interact with them

>>531113773
Goldshi would post that

>>531113773
shes just like me

>>531114231
9-10

Why can't I borrow from my club?

>>531114112
>retard
what did I do to you

>>531114165
You will never be a hero

>>531110183
This goblin
Unfortunately it wasn't stam or power which would've given a more focused stat dumper but oh well

>>531114231
15

>>531113918
Thank you
>>531113945
>>531114053