Thread 531116443

>I have a question about Monster Hunter!
https://pastebin.com/D3zuHuqK

>MH Wilds
Wilds Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/wilds/en-us/
Steam page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246340/Monster_Hunter_Wilds/
Event quest schedule: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/event-quest/en-us/schedule
TU2 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAf4Z4rCpK4
TU2 info: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/update/en-us/Ver.1.020.00.00.html
Why (and how to) join the /mhg/ lobby: https://i.imgur.com/M7MmPid.jpeg

>MH Rise
Sunbreak TU Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/rise-sunbreak/update/en-us/
Hunter Connect: https://pastebin.com/Tp9t570y
Armor Set Search: https://mhrise.wiki-db.com/sim/?hl=en
Monster Weakness Database: https://robomeche.github.io/MHRise-Database/
DLC Unlock: https://pastebin.com/2DdDQiBT

>MH World
Iceborne Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/world-iceborne/
World is now Steam Deck verified! https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/582010/view/3738609511464820653
General Info: https://pastebin.com/TxqC68h7

>Older Game Emulation and Multiplayer/Frontier
https://pastebin.com/fYyeU0kY

>Databases
https://kiranico.com/
https://sites.google.com/site/pingsdex

>Where does /vg/ play?
Post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage)

>/mhg/ OP pastebin (use this when making new threads)
https://pastebin.com/rYHCaKT3

Previous thread:
>>531047958

wilds is good you're just a bandwagon fucking retard who expects endgame MR/G rank as the base game

World

>>531116716
...s

I love huntresses

Nowgods

I love huntresses

Rise won

>>531113668
Qrd on Rise Gunlance?

There's a video on reddit but its like an hour long

Holy shit, why the fuck were there so many in one location at once???

you thought wilds would destroy now but it only made it stronger

>>531116542
No I expect the game to run properly and not be boring

>>531117048
unironically Tokuda's vision

>>531117075
would destroy what

>>531117187
now

>>531117306
huh?

>>531117048
they smelled a huntress nearby

boo

>>531116443 (OP)
>vandalised op

>>531117631
my wife

>>531116443 (OP)
>>531117643
/mhg/ squad ID: RL9XQ7VM

if you even care

>>531098837
>this mud nigger somehow mogged mizu and amatsu for water weapons
>his fire brother mogged raths, metal raths, violet mizu, and was on par with flaming espinas for fire weapons
kinda funny lmao

>>531118061
almudron game
almudron franchise

>>531116542
I would play wilds if it wasn't for constant crashes and autosave just making me lose investigations

>>531118198
just leech quests when lumu is active or join SOS

nowgods

>>531117048
I was fighting great wroggi in rise recently and it called for like 3 wroggis and we were already in an area with several ceanataurs so for a minute or two I had liked 6 small monsters attacking me and just for a minute I felt the pre-tri monhun soul come back. I really wish these situations were more common these days but it's nice to know they're not totally gone

killscreens

>>531117572
What do congas do when they locate a huntress?

You'll never be a conga. You have no fur. You have no claws. You have no tail. You're nothing but a human warped by the guild into a crude imitation of conga's perfection.

Oh yeah?
*farts*

For me? It’s milds

congalala would have farted harder

There are mice in the walls

>30* C outside
>30* C inside
Oh yea its time to play milds at 720p

>>531119913
Jej

>>531117631
rae sama... please PLEASE I BEG YOU, BULLY MY DICK, STEP ON ME WHILE MAKING FUN BECAUSE I CARTED. PLEASEEe

>ps5
Oh yea its time to play wilds at 720p

can we just admit rise won?

*gets jiggy wit it*

>>531121210
of course the white boy can't dance

Post the sex dance

>>531120492
>he doesn't have a heatpump/ac
PFFFFT

>>531121079
considering the TU is just rise anomaly rng style stuff I guess it did

Can you no longer fling ppl up? Wilds so sovlless

>>531122215
Yeah they removed launching entirely

>>531121210
MY WIVES

God, this general is really boring now.

>can't be launched
>can still get stagger locked by db niggers who waddled to the limb I was attacking

>>531122683
Wow if only there was a one slot deco you get for free that fixes this and all other staggering issues

>>531122856
sorry I need my speed eating deco in that slot

>>531116542
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>531121079
>>531122185
>new higher tier level of quests (like anomaly a* quests)
>rng talismans
>tu4 will bring enhancing artian weapons (qurios weapon augments)
>tu5 will bring in enhancing armor (qurios armor augments)

>>531122468
Post your huntress so its less boring

>>531122468
It's boring because wilds is boring and nobody wants to play it

should I learn sunbreak hammer

>>531121079
>>531122185
>>531123162
>tokuda at the end of the day just copies suzuki
lmao

>>531124227
Why does he :<

new HH meta just dropped

>>531124325
he doesn't like his life very much

Leak doko

>>531124413
kek

>>531124570
gone

>>531124227
>gets shrinked to nongiant size so he can fit through the basin corridors

>>531116542
lol, even Tri that's notorious for being unfinished will take more time out of you with better pacing only since it doesn't have forced wolking talking segments

>>531124950
jin dahaad is on the smallest map

>>531124647
beautiful polygonster

>>531123750
No, it's by far my least favourite iteration of Hammer

>>531125275
but he has an entire scripted arena separate from the real map

didn't expect those results, burst 1, lord's soul and latent power have insane scaling + counterstrike has huge value for damage

>>531125803
and you think gog wouldn't?

>>531125803
Then just give Gog an arena of his own

>Always 1 minute off from A rank in Mizu Challenge
I just want to clear it once

I triple carted in a rando pub group to Sergio

>>531126342
and what weapon were you using? ls?

>>531126310
what weapon?

>>531123750
yeah but go all in on courage
>golf swing can be followed up by final charge courage
>successful counter can followed up by lvl 2 charge courage or the previous golf swing combo
>doesn't spam impact crater so you'll have bugs available for keeping sway to be really aggressive

I didn't see my wife today.

Its movie niiiiight!!!!1!!

>>531126751
Very based movie choice

>>531126751
>vrchat tranny faggot
lmfao

How do I stop getting rekt by the bubbles

>>531126890
play the db/cb set which has mizu two piece

>>531124413
Is Ig good in wilds?

>>531126525
Dual Blades. Did the mount into pillar, broke the face, sneak attack, No AI. 05'40. I feel as soon as it goes into Soulseer everything just goes to shit because it starts flipping and sliding all over the place.

>>531126834
U wanna join ?

>>531127101
m8 just spam perfect dodge into bd2+3 then chop feet once it goes soulseer mode
https://youtu.be/jwTRlD55kjI

>>531126701
aren't you the bbc poster?

>>531127181
are you going to post the link to your vibrator again?

>>531127732
nah just movie, voice chat required tho

>>531127321
imagine getting a RNG like this, fucking blessed

Post your best IG gameplay

>>531128013
all speedtroons chit
https://youtu.be/W82va1AUSpo
https://youtu.be/9Ztzb6HP4c8
meanwhile the one and only yuki has completely abandoned wilds lmao
https://youtube.com/@yuki-kc1sk

>>531127038
Its stronger, but less interesting than in world. I barely jump with it anymore - there is no point

>>531128641
How is anyone here in /mhg/ getting sub 3s?
Do we have cheaters here too?

>>531128013
>imagine getting a RNG like this
MH is the only speedrunning scene where you're allowed to labotamize the monster's behaviour for "optimal" RNG.

comfy

lumu status?

>>531129104
>>531128641
Without those mods it just becomes a contest of who got the best RNG or who had to reset the most until they got it. TA players are already competing at the absolute peak of optimal gameplay. This ensures that the playing field is level. I will remind you losers of this fact every time you bring it up.

I'm so tired of looking at these grey and brown shithole villages
Can we actually get a good looking town map please

>>531129482
shut up deva go cheat alatreon again lmao

>>531129620
Shut the fuck up Fox. Why don't you jerk off to math and spreadsheets while actual players play the fucking game.

what level of schizophrenia is this

keeek deva mad

Qrd

>>531125467
thats interesting, whys that

>>>531126576
alright Ill try this

Speedtroons trooning

>>531126701
Attention
Attention
Attention
The tranny on the left is the BBC spammer. Make sure to report him and blacklist him if he ever shows up in the rooms.

>>531123750
Courage hammer feels like a completely different weapon and is unfortunately the best way to play hammer
Strength keeps up for awhile until anomaly cracks element wide open and the stuff like buildup boost and the wire wrap are more annoying than the shrug in world to keep up
I guess the L3 saved charge swap is kind of fun
keeping sway is also equally decent and seems like it will be staying in some form if wilds is anything to go by

>>531130124
>thats interesting, whys that
A general issue with Rise in that a lot of weapons just lack all feeling of impact and weight and hammer got it the worst of all and in base Rise it was an awful feeling weapon due to it basically only having one single good move that you were basically required to spam to use it effectively and then in Sunbreak they fixed the single move spam issue but ruined the weapon in a different way by making it a super fast trick weapon without any good satisfying hits basically just feeling like you're using a much shittier SNS.

>>531130410
I hope she makes me her slave and lets me watch

>>531126423
stop this slander immediately.

>>531129482
>Peppo claims it's normal to mod Monster AI, gets booted out of TDS
>Deva claims modding Alatreon's AI is basically mandatory to have fair TA times, is removed from the Iceborne Leaderboards
>Ryo claims modding Monster AI is allowed, nukes his channel due to backlash and never returns
For all the talk you fags do about "everyone does it, it's allowed" it's weird how you always get told to fuck off for it. Almost like it's cheating.

Is 4 minutes a realistic A rank time then?

I miss Kulve Taroth, she was a cool raid monster

>>531130493
chimpact crater is whatever but SB hammer's L3 is one of the meatiest feelings in the game because there's no chicanery to get to it like other weapons, especially since splatter is as you'd expect
are you a hitstopschizo? do you use damage numbers like a loser? something has to explain this difference of experience

>>531130410
their name is Hunter of Monsters btw

>>531130410
Can you prove your claims anon?

>>531130576
>look at these examples of people who were bullied out of their hobbies by brainlets who dont participate in it
ok. still not cheating.

>>531130764
I like it more than base Rise but it's still worse than every single other hammer in the series.

>>531130576
Everyone does it, but don't you dare talk about it

>>531130410
Prooves or fuck off, tranny

>>531130746
yes
i did it and i regularly cart to lagi and steve

juzzichads won

>>531130946
I like it better than the other g5 hammer at least, probably because the terrain is slightly less inclined (heh) to cause a slide and you don't need to tendie rise the head
I do think it deviates heavily from the hammers I do like however

>>531130576
I remember the drama that happened when the first Arkveld speedruns were going down. You had some speedrunners blatantly fighting the most passive and slow Arkvelds and they got more hate for not sharing the mod than using it. Speedtrannies are embarassing.

*takes might pills*

Isn't it crazy how when TU1 dropped the thread was filled with people carting to Mizu and treating it like an A tier challenge and now we're all beating it in 2-3 minute clears with mediocre arena builds? Come TU3 and I bet we'll see the same thing for Steve and Lagi. Shows you how much we've improved over time.

peppo? 1 trick ls pony that chits (he tried to show off tri/3u runs and got outed because of cheated talisman lmao)
deva? 1 trick cb/hbg pony that chits (the alatreon cheater)
juzzi? fuarking chad that plays all weapons

>>531131156
>check juzzi's channel
>he calls the game "milds"
It's over...

>>531130751
Same, bro. I unironically enjoyed farming Safi and Kulve for those RNG weapons. It was also cool seeing the lobby gradually get better at hunting them together.

>>531130576
Lol lmao (didnt read)

>>531131394
the reason why we're beating it so fast is because is because its a non tempered monster in an arena quest where we have near end game gear
tempered mizu is still hard for some people

>>531131156
Is that the guy who does the kazoo things? I don't care about ecelebs but those are kind of funny

>>531130576
BASED
A
S
E
D

just break up why do you have to cheat

Crab is fun

chinese runners? openly cheat and are proud of it so kinda based (they literally write in description it's a cheated run with all mods they have running lmao)
western runners? cheat but try to come off as legit so cringe

He's a bastard. I don't know how those guys with the sub 2 times got him to not be a cunt for the entire fight.

who is the best mhg player

>>531131872
You just reminded me that there isn't a single crustacean in Wilds.

>>531131914
In terms of what?

>>531131872
No it isnt

>>531131914
Everyone here and not here. I haven't met one person who I fear about going on a hunt with.

>>531132087
cried the snibbed

>>531131914
I am the best /mhg/ player as a result of not playing with /mhg/

>>531132147
I plYed gu before u were born.

>>531131873
Yeah that's basically what fucked Peppo over. Him submitting a run, getting called out by Chinese players who recognized the mod, and then acting like a huge faggot because "I assumed you were all aware that all speedrunners use this."

>>531132046
of skill

>>531131889
Join the squad lobby so we can try to duo for sub 2 or even sub 1:50 with extreme luck.

>>531131889
just mod him to not be a cunt? everyone else does

>>531132336
I need to do it solo first, it's calling to me.

rae sama stepped on my balls :)

>>531131872
I really like Gen 4's Rath armor. Much more than the usual version anyway

>>531128468
I have a bunch of cool IG clips but I'm too lazy to fuck around making webms

>>531129194
>namedrop his cats
cmon man

I'm starting to wonder how many people in the lobby are fucking with the monster's code. Seregios and Lagi are a lot more aggressive with just PS5 players, but I assumed you guys were just better players.

>>531131914
Everyone here

>>531132593
i'm pretty sure some people have a lagi wcript with no discharge and 0% hp lock nest/underwater running

>>531131914
The Hunter King.

>>531132774
>all huntresses using the same k-pop idol template for their face

>>531132481
i really like nu udras' and xus' little face tentacles, add a lot to the design for being so little

>>531116542
No, I expect an enticing carrot to chase and a punishing stick for the endgame loop, neither of which Wilds provides. And considering they've been at this for over 2 decades and had more budget for this game than probably the rest of the series combined, it's a fucking embarrassment what we were served.

>>531132549
congrats, cutie

>>531132831
>namedropping yourself
grim

>>531132875
Why does this make you seethe everyday, every time all the time?

4 more years of this

>>531132875
Why are westoids so afraid of beauty?

>>531133242
Because you niggers spam your preset barbie dolls like you put effort into making them "beautiful"

>>531132124
the bara faggot is a complete liability thougheverbeit

>>531130576
I'm about to end this retarded narrative once and for all.

There is a form of cheating that's nearly universal, which is editing for the randomised elements of gear. As someone who's spent thousands of hours in the series over 15 years now, I think it's completely fine as long as the randomised result available is legitimate within the game, for Monster Hunter specifically.

Banning that would be almost impossible to enforce, but it would also make the speedrunning scene worse because suddenly that extreme RNG would decide or kill your runs tens or even hundreds of hours before you do them. Back in the day the games had Charm Tables, which determined the possible random charms you could get right at the start and you wouldn't find out you had a seed that doomed you to crap until hours in. Back in 3U it was something like 17 tables with between 200 and 21,000 possible charms and some tables were just shit. Good luck getting an optimal one!

Actually optimised builds in Monster Hunter in the current popular games can rely on some massive RNG elements such as random armour augmentation or random charms. The odds for powerful skills are so extreme in order to keep the endgame players in a gameplay loop with something new and stronger to acquire indefinitely. To have a set that's competitive and not fundamentally outclassed by optimal gear often requires odds way lower than 1/100 at multiple points.
(1/2)

>>531130576
>>531133516
(2/2)

I have hundreds of hours in a lot of individual MH games and where that kind of rng crops up I maybe have one or two pieces that have the kind of augmentations speedrunners need on every set. On PC, modding to remove the RNG and get the things you want is so common almost every build guide outright assumes you'll do it because the alternative is a grind that could last forever for a maybe.

As long as the augmentation and charms are possible within the game (sometimes things are in the code but can't actually drop) I think it is fine. Because it does genuinely level the playing fieldbeforethe speedrun starts. Augmentation and charm RNG has no skill element at all. It's like a Set Seed run in a randomised game, in a way. Can you imagine if every Set Seed Minecraft speedrunner had to spend hundreds of hours randomnly trying to find the same seed the record is on rather than just being able to input the seed number? Luck over hundreds or thousands of hours in MH can create massive differences in possible times before you even enter the quest you're running or do anything.

Frankly, if that particular kind of cheating regarding gear that's 'legal' within the code wasn't allowed, there would be little to no competitive speedrunning because of the barrier to entry the extreme RNG presents.

You may now kill yourself.

>>531132549
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHE NEEDS TO BULLY MY MICRO PENIS

>>531133393
They are beautiful.

>>531133516
>>531133674
Nigga just hunt in a category that doesn't allow RNG gear

>>531133393
mental illness

I want to beat wilds players to death with a lead pipe

>>531132587
You're right anon, censored for safety

>WORDS WORDS WORDS
I'm not reading all that cheater cope

>>531134165
based hammerchad

>>531133516
>>531133674
which forum wad this copied from? you'd say 20 years in the first line if this was current

>>531134178
>namedrop his hunter arts
do GUbabs really

>troony n stockings
didnt read + ur a shitalian

>>531134501
we love psg in mhg

>>531134501
the mere mention of women's clothing makes you think of men?

>>531134165
holy based based based!
wilds players aren't human kill them all!

>>531134759
Mad+ brown sicilian

>>531095745
That's because Pokemon cultists aren't human

Rodine looks so retarded with her hair style, i cant fucking take her serious

>>531134770
NOOOOOOOOOO THE UNITED NATIONS WILL PROTECT OUR HUMAN RIGH-ACK

>>531134501
You've got some nerve calling me a troon when you're literally defending speedtrannies. Get bullied, faggot.

>>531134965
I'm not judging you, you must live an interesting life

>basarios HH in FU need 50 machalite for it's HR upgrade and then another 50 for it's G upgrade
that's a lot of metal for a rock guitar

whats with the italian hate out of nowhere?

>>531135230
>suddenly out of 10

>>531135142
Im having a good time

>>531135219
At least you have the farm unlike in dos

>>531135404
well dos also don't have the G rank upgrade

>>531135230
We have two to three genuine shitalian schizo

>>531135219
>>531135404
Ludicrously inflated ore costs were always fucktarded

>>531135230
it's the french guy he doesn't like your wine he says french wine is the drink of gods while italian wine is sewage sludge

>>531135503
honestly I probably prefer that to some 1% drop keeping me from upgrading

>>531133516
you can cheat shit in like lone mail of hellfire, just don't be blatant and do shit like mail of hellfire + wind mantle + slot with no skill loss or berserk 2 mail of hellfire 2 222 slots

>>531135535
Kek the first thing the shitalian thinks about is his french master

>>531135535
i never said that
obviously we're superior but our italian friends are doing pretty good in that department as well

>>531135664
And then FU gives you both because FU

>french guy has croissants for his steam pfp

like pottery

>>531135864
i don't, it's a cat actually

>>531133516
>>531133674
real niggas just do ta wiki runs no cheats lmao foh cheater

>>531135838
je suis muhammad

>>531135838
Nah they re constantly crying about their inferiority complex

>>531134239

That is the local reddit bot, it is designed to go to reddit and copy paste things from there to post on 4chan. Manually. For free.

https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/1bk0fse/popular_monster_hunter_speedrunner_exposed_for/

>>531136009
TAwiki is for actually good players, not discord circlejerking reddit clout farmers on food stamps
it's no wonder it's not played by these

>>531136090
well they do have misplaced pride but considering italy barely have an internet footprint i'm sure it's falseflagging and not an actual italian

What an absolute shitmon, no wonder it's in only 2 games

It's fucking Doj up to his retarded shit again, isn't it

How can you guys drink wine when beer exists?

miss me yet?

>>531136240
>falseflag
jamp, frazer n peppo are all pastaniggers

>>531136243
yeah it got like one single threatening move, but out of principle the skeleton should come back
could probably be neat with some chinese wyrm or sea serpent inspiration

K-Kino...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEwaChBhO18

alcohol is for faggots

>>531136382
Pff amateur, I drink both

>>531136382
nice neck retard

>>531136505
>DUDE WEED

>>531136505
We have IPA and ciders for pussies like you.

>>531136338
that doesn't look like his usual shitposts and he's probably too dumb to improve or change

>>531136542
Girls are bad at monster hunter, that sounds dumb. I don't care what kind of clownsuit you wear as long as you're good at monster hunter

>make one little shitpost about wine
>euros go off on their master race meme shit immediately
why are they like this? good ol bud light is better than your faggy drinks

>>531136673
Lol true

>>531136405
Based Alatreon exposing the shitters of /mhg. Was fun seeing entire groups wipe for hours while solochads got the best fight in the game.

>>531136486
It looks great, the skeleton is great, but its attack suck dick and he's hard to read due to being too big. Wish we had more snakes to hunt but alas

>>531136932
>bud light
so true sis

>>531136637
is this sloppa

>>531136243
>>531136486
You say this because you haven't fought tidal najarala in 4U. Not that it's a great fight (unless you're playing dual blades then it's fun) but it is quite difficult

>>531137092
I know AI is getting better but it's fairly obvious, no?

>>531136673
Maybe

>>531136561
>>531136637
>>531136505

>>531137092
If you have to ask the answer is generally yes
There are a bunch of tells in that image particularly, like the deformed finger/nails

Does 4U run well on citra?

>>531137090
dylan mulvaney is a true american patriot

>>531137302
Yes

>>531137204
>>531136637
>>531136382
>>531135130
>>531134224
>Anime is for trannies

>>531137304
*matriotte
Mormons aren't real americans anyway

>>531137515
I wonder if I can convince a mormon girl to marry me

>>531137319
Nice. I tried going back to GU but broke down in tears when I remembered just how badly they butchered my main

>>531126310
I did it on S&S after many tries. I think it's the safest option.

>>531137587
Just one?

>>531137794
Oh yeah I forgot about the buy one get one free deal

>>531137158
Apex/Tidal is quite difficult while also being a shitmon, there are not many shitmons of this caliber but they do exist

>>531138104
all my wives

i'm halfway done with my capture list

Is Wilds playable on steam deck?

>>531138396
Depends on your definition of playable.

>>531136405
funny how not only did he outed shitters but also speedrunners as well lmao

0-2 monhun
3-5 arma
6-8 late night fridge raid
9 - something stupid idk

>>531136405
Alatreon is my favorite and I hope it always returns.

>>531138479
you should play Skyrim without mods

>>531138479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4

When I was a lot younger I downloaded the 3U demo on my 3DS and gave it a shot. I distinctly remember running around the zones wondering why the fuck i couldn't find the monster and why the big sword was so awkward to use. I disregarded and deleted it after half an hour of dicking around. It makes me wonder how different my tastes would have been if I had a guide or friend to explain MH to me and get me hooked two gens earlier. I could've been a Tribaby like a lot of you guys had things been different.

>>531138661
Look how happy Rathalos is to see another monster that can fuck his wife.

>>531138479
I guess I'll clear out my downloads folder or something on my PC that thing is full of useless shit

>>531138661
weak
by the time i killed my first kutku i first gen i new it would be a lifetime drug

>All monsters are shit
>PS3 graphics
>Retarded interface
>Every low rank monster dies in 2 hits
>Every low rank monster deals 0 damage
>Unskippable walking segments
>No endgame
>No Elder Dragons
>Underwater combat
>Less monsters than MH2 and 4
>No challenge
>No MH language
Is this the worst game of all time?

>>531138661
I also started with 3U and had a similar experience. There was a satisfaction that came with learning about hitzones in a game without damage numbers based purely on feel. My friends who started with World acted like it was torture to play GU and were constantly looking up guides before quitting in High Rank. In 3U the only guides were Kiranico and it was in fucking Japanese.

>>531138661
I actually had a similar experience with 4U but I didn't have many 3DS games at the time and something was strangely compelling about the demo so I keep trying to figure out what I was missing and it finally clicked after like an hour and I ended up buying 4U not long after and then 3U shortly after that. The only reason I didn't start with 3U was because people said 4U was much better at the time. It would be quite a while before I realized how wrong they were.

>>531131914
who is the WORST player in /mhg/?

>>531136405
I miss /v/ posting when he came out. There was nothing like that since. People did not believe that he is actually that hard and thought that he is bugged. Even though Fatalis is harder, Alatreon is the biggest difficulty spike in modern video games

Wilds is getting review bombed and I'm gonna kms

With the accuracy Focus mode allows, sharpness should be more important. Shitspots where players bounce and weakspots where you don't bounce become much better when you can aim so precisely.

There should honestly be bad part breaks too on a monster or two. Parts of the monster you want to aim away from (unless you really want the part break drop) because it'll buff the monster if you break it.

>>531138661
>MH1: Cephadrome broke me
>FU: Tigrex broke me
>Pturd: spent like a hundred hours farming Agnaktor
>World: took me until Iceborne to know about Hitzone Values and Weakpoints

Me, still have fun though

>>531139301
Me

>>531139334
kiss my socks? ewww

>>531139330
I honestly can't tell what monster this is

>>531139403
>MH1: Cephadrome broke me
it must be meme
there's no way someone would fail to take down a cephadrome
hell you don't even need sonic bombs, it will eventually come out of sand

>>531139381
im not sure about this but i thinknmitzusune can't go into soul seer mode if he doesn't have his head broken, which is pretty easy to break

>>531139540
Hirabami, the shitter no one remembers because he takes a minute to kill

>>531138920
If I had gotten Tri on the Wii for christmas or something than I would have been obsessed for sure. I wrung every ounce of value out of gifted games because I knew I wasn't getting anything else for half a year. It was only a demo so I felt no obligation to give it extra effort to work.
It reminds me of how I played DMC3 on my cousins PS2 one time and didn't understand what I was looking at (it was the hell vanguard boss in mission 2). Almost a decade later and I've played every game in the series including 2.

>>531139632
Huge, if true.

>>531139605
I was a dumb kid and the kinds of action games I was exposed to were button mashers like Dynasty Warriors so fighting Cephadrome in MH1 was either chasing it around until it stops swimming around or getting hit because I couldn't stop mashing attack.

>>531139381
What? No! Fuck sharpness, obsolete mechanic that has no place in Monster Hunter. Hope they remove it completely in the next game

I found the old collage of people saying "the next monhun better not be on the fucking switch" before rise was revealed lol. I mean to a certain extent I get it since the switch was pretty weak and nintendo is pretty greedy these days but if not for nintendo keeping the idea of portable consoles alive then portable monhun would likely die or change significantly into something closer to mainline which would suck.

>>531140071
i'm not accepting it
i know someone that did all of FU playing GS like 1rst gen GS because he never realized it could charge now

>>531119240
Todd carried the entire fight. Offset after offset.

>>531140217
This has to be bait. Sharpness is literally integral to how they balance weapons. It's not going anywhere without something new replacing it and that something will probably suck ass

>>531138661
I started the series with 3U on 3DS after watching Projared make a review and guides on it, I got filtered so badly by Arzuros you have no idea. Great game, but underwater combat is still no good.

Why are all the bae reviews on steam with people that have 300-500 hours in the game?

>>531140305
Portable will never be the same as mainline as long as Ichinose makes them. When Ichinose makes them and he gets replaced with some pajeet - it's over for Portable

>>531139632
imagine if we get elementbreak levels of element and chop feet becomes viable strat, mizu would never go into soulseer mode lmao

>>531140505
Because people are genuine fans of the series and they can stomach big problems with their favorite franchise but the game is still bad

>>531140313
>hammer

most dishonest offset weapon in the game

>>531140451
Just give weapons inherent damage multipliers. There, sharpness is not needed anymore. It's just needless shit to worry about during a hunt, we don't have time for that

>>531140720
The idea is that you can't just spam the monster.

>>531140451
sharpness pretty much became obsolete in worldborne/risebreak end game
>end game iceborne had fatalis true razor sharp purple
>end game sunbreak had amatsu heaven sent for infinite sharpness/sharpness regen via scroll swap

>>531140817
Exactly, it takes away from the flow of the fight

>>531140850
nice cat

>>531140521
Well the higher ups already forced changes with rise. I'd imagine without the limitations of portable consoles like short battery life, inconsistent internet connection, etc there'd be no reason to not start making portable more like mainline with limited time rotating content and more of a focus on cinematics and multiplayer etc

>>531140720
Sharpness isn't just about the multiplier. It's also about when you bounce and how often you need to sharpen. Not to mention a fuck ton of skills revolve around sharpness now so you'd have to revamp all the skills and basically they're just not doing that

people don't play games on the go
they scroll tiktok

>>531140843
okay? getting access to broken shit in endgame has been standard for a while that doesn't mean sharpness is obsolete

>>531141212
>people
>tiktok

>>531141278
oh fug

when's the festival?

>>531140954
Portable 6 will probably have more story focus if Wilds continues being a success. However Ichinose has been making games with no story for like 15 years now so he won't start making movie games out of nowhere

>>531141312
i mean wilds sharpness is oretty much obsolete, you don't bounce off anyone except gravios at blue sharpness, fucking even early game shitmons you can hit red and never bounce

>>531141165
Bouncing also has no reason to exist, it just feels bad when it happens and that's not what the game is about.
And about the skills, if they really can't be changed to instead with with the dmg multi, they can just be removed, there's no problem with that.

Summer tiiiiiiime, and the livin's easy

>>531141634
too many hunters spoil the broth

>>531141560
wilds is not going to continue to be a success unlesss the expansion completely overhauls the game. capcom absolutely loves to brag and about their game sales and we haven't heard a peep since muh 10million! safe to say the game's sales have fallen off like a rock.

>>531141573
>GU owl wings vs blue sharp
>IB kirin fucking kirin
>rice rakna?
bouncebros they're trying to take this from us

>>531140720
sharpness also change the way some weapons need skills as you get more but smaller levels of sharpness
like SnS and DB

>>531141634
sublime SUCKS

just kidding

>>531141727
In this case hopefully Tokuda retires and MH7 is made by some new pajeets who just makes a normal game with PS5/PS6 graphics, normal performace, no fucking walking segments and harder

>>531136243
It's a bummer Wilds didn't borrow the snake skeleton from Dragon's Dogma 2. Najarala and Dalamadur still having legs was fucking lame. DD2 used Kushala's rig for an endgame boss so they can trade assets if they want to.

>>531141573
They've definitely toned down bouncing a fuck ton but there's still the issue of how often you need to sharpen which directly contributes to dps which is why they use it for balance. I guess weapon skills could probably replace sharpness as the differentiating factor for weapons but I think skills are way more one sided than sharpness. You can work with bad sharpness but bad skills? Nobody will use that weapon. Not to mention like I said they've introduced even more sharpness related skills since world not less so I can't imagine they plan on getting rid of sharpness soon

>>531141860
Having legs is part of the joke, like the fanged wyverns not being mammals as the fanged beasts are

>>531141626
Bouncing used to be reasonable it was a core part of the game but at this point monsters and combat are so fast that bouncing is just unreasonable unless the monster is really slow which is why I imagine they toned it down so much

This was all bait, thank you for entertaining me guys <3
they absolutely are removing sharpness in the next mainline

>all this talk of bouncing
>only play swaxe and HH so I've never heard of it

>>531141560
Oh believe me I think P6 will have a stronger story focus regardless. I don't take the statement from ryozo lightly. He said that for a reason. It was a declaration of their intent to go all in on story for the series. I just hope they keep story to around a 4U level at most in portable. If they start including world/wilds levels of story I think I'm done with this series. I could even tolerate it if they hired a good writer but I know capcom won't so I'm not putting up with that

>>531142193
lol are you me? I also play glaive though so I've encountered the fabled bouncing
>kinsect bouncing off apex monsters in 4U
actual aids fuck wystones

>>531141860
>>531141940
>he doesn't know

havent used LBG since mhfu, what skills should I be aiming for with pierce in endgame Wilds?

cursory searching has me ending up with a 4p gore set but i dont know what bowgun specific skills to aim for

>>531119240
I really like this one

>worldiceborne 100% masters touch
>iceborne true razor sharp
>ricesunbreak nerfed 80% masters touch
>sunbreak heaven sent infinite sharpness/on demand sharpness regen
>wilds weapons with massive white sharpness bars (massive white is generally g/master rank tier sharpness)

>>531141626
>feels bad when you bounce
Who cares? With Focus mode, it's pretty much the only way bad "positioning" can be punished. Plus, sharpness as a utility to consider, like taking a weaker weapon that has higher sharpness, is just healthier for the game. More things to grind for, more rewards for good itemization.

>>531142590
>bowgun specific skills
hhehehehehehehhe

>>531142643
I really hope they don't just replace sharpness with weapon skills without putting in the work to actually revamp the skill system properly instead of continuing the fuck up they started with world's skill system. I know tokuda doesn't care though.

REMOVE forced storyshit.
REMOVE offsetshit.
REMOVE focushit and woundshit.
REMOVE clashshit.
REMOVE forced followers.
REMOVE camps during quests.
REMOVE human speaking cats.
Make gathering great and necessary again.
REMOVE two weaponshit.
REMOVE forced volumetric fog.
Bring back separate village and guild quests.
REMOVE solo scaling.
Bring back gunner armor.
Bring back negative skills.
Bring back necessary part breaks for certain mats.
REMOVE armor and weapon layering.
Bring back attractive feminine Asian female characters.

There I fixed Wilds.

Which rice monster r we getting

>>531143113
what's the point of clashes again?

>seregios bladescale hone is coded as purple sharpness with exact same modifiers
lmao so what's going to happen when actual purple sharpness comes back? seregios just has a completely useless unique weapon skill?

>>531143113
The game will still have PS3 graphics and bad performance

>>531143317
doesn't it stack?

>get to high anomaly level
>apex zinogre still assrapes me
lmao how the fuck was this a high rank monster?

>>531143317
They didn't think that far

>>531143317
nigga the weapon skill is already useless with the numbers it had
they should have just brought back roll to sharpen

>want to try evasion SA build
>seregios swaxe has dragon phial
Why?

>>531143548
Why does dragon phial even exist?

>>531143426
the special sharpness modifier overrides everything else

>>531116542
>endgame MR/G rank as the base game
Why shouldn't it be? World sold tons, they have the budget

>>531143317
Rangechads win again bby

How do you guys feel about the devs including teasers for future content in the actual games themselves? Like in base rise in the training room there's a hidden stone carving showing several monsters including gore which foreshadowed gore returning in sunbreak. Or when they mentioned congalala out of nowhere in base rise only for the jungle map to return in sunbreak and conga to come back in wilds. I think this kind of stuff is fun and I hope they do more

>>531143602
it looks pretty cool

I am feeling incredibly sad.

>>531116542
No one expects G rank as base game but that doesn't mean that base game monsters should die in 1 hit and deal no damage

>>531143473
I actually fought it again recently and damn that's a fun fight. I can't wait to unlock the anamoly version

>>531143691
AAA studios have created this non-existent competition on who can make the most realistic looking games blowing all the budget on pointless shit while performance gets gutted and left to rot.
AAA need to die.

>>531143836
Kill some monsties to cheer up

>>531143836
Why are you sad anon?

>>531143691
>they have the budget
anon I hate to break it to you but all of that money is gone
in fact these days a sequel costing more than the original to develop is never going to fly for the line goer upper folks

>>531143738
Wilds has the sacred bird mentioned in Kunafa village and the serpent in the game's logo conspicuously absent from the game. I think it would be cool if they hyped up TUs right before they come out. Imagine if they shadow dropped a quest hunting an agitated Rathalos in the forest with electric burn marks silently added to the map.

>>531142643
I dunno why sharpening during a fight feels so wrong in Wilds, didn't bother me at all in World to run away a bit and sharpen.

>>531143836
you are loved and have a purpose in this world <3

How to get choccy wife

HRT is making hair grow back in the part of my hairline i thought i had irreversibly lost to male pattern baldness. fucking unbelievable

>>531143836
DO A FLIP

petition to... uhhhhhh.......

>>531143113
>can still do 360s mid-attack

>>531143548
So just do the evasion build with a different weapon

Bladescale Hone should last at least 10 hits to be worth a shit anyway

>>531143872
honestly one thing suzuki fucked up is not having an optional/advanced/emergency/hazard master rank apex zinogre standalone quest, this guy mogs risen trio

Is that the new lgbt bait

>>531144330
to make wyverians real so minoto can suck me off

>>531143872
Huh I just checked and apparently the apexes don't get anamoly versions? I guess that makes sense since they're partially blended into the standard anamoly version but I wanted to fight ultra giga super zinogre. Either way apex zinogre is a fun fight

>>531144381
>new
no

>>531144367
The point was to use Bladescale Hone

>>531144143
wilds sharpening is even easier now since you can sharpen in increments

>>531144207
are you actually on test or are you larping

Who would you prefer to make Wilds G? Guy who made Iceborne or Sunbreak?

>>531144529
The guy who directed iceborne left the company so that's not even an option. It'll be tokuda or suzuki

>>531144529
sunbreak and i haven't even played rise

>>531143113
Remove every single means of stunning, slowing, incapacitating, stopping, or doing anything to hinder the monsters. Maybe then the franchise will finally be more difficult than the typical Mario game.

i hope the dlc is tropical so we can get cool cephalopods and plesioth

Petition to uhhhh... remove Monster Hunter from existence?

>>531144857
signed

>>531144698
TRUE! He now makes kino masterpieces like SAND LAND
It's over for MH, Wilds G will probably be made by a new pajeet since Tokuda doesn't do DLCs

wilds lumu status?

plessy is so pretty

>>531144781
Beach biome and ocean section with appropriate monsters native to them.
Expanded desert section for Diablos and Jhen Morhan.
Tundra plains expansion for the Iceshard Cliffs so we can have the mammoth monster and the two cute bear-like monsters.

>>531144993
wait he was the one behind sand land? japanese game dev is a small world

>>531144781
Yeah I can't wait for more PS3 desert

>>531145163
what about a uhhhh volcanic beach with black sand

>>531145335
Any environment is dogshit if the game has 2 generations behind graphics

>>531145425
what about a uhhhh cold beach with blue sand

I want an mhg girlfriend
Qualifications
>biological female
>is ok with an obese american with type 2 diabetes

Send your resumes thank you

>>531145101
>let's make yet another wyvern but it's a fish
Oooooooo wow, so original. Right up there with the panther wyvern and the Diplocaulus wyvern. Now we need a MH game set in a fictional Canada so we can get a moose wyvern.

will they remake jungle again?

>unironically tearing up and nostalgic for those early rise days
Summer has come and passed
Those 4 years have gone so fast
Wake me up when september ends

>>531145163
I thought saying modern games look like old games was a compliment because old good.

>>531145720
the game is 4th gen wank you're getting shit shrine and ice sheet land

>>531145767
There is a difference between old game and a game that looks 2 generations behind. MH on PS2 is a PS2 game that looks like a PS2 game which is normal. Wilds is a PS5 game that looks like a PS3 game, which is not normal

>>531145639
lol iceborne has a moose wyvern

>>531145898
Can you show us a side by side comparison of Wilds with several PS3 games?

nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crodie is crying over rice blud is weeping over uncle ben :skull: lil bro think he spider man

>>531145720
I was expecting them to just straight up add ancestral steppe.

ruined pinnacle is kino
ruins of wvyeria is kino

>>531145979
I see two bat wyverns but no moose.

>>531146042
I was...anon for a short while we were all spiderman...and I loved it

>>531146042
uncle ben was the goat, he always believed in us

>>531146412
the pizza is aggressive

>>531146203
I have never experienced that, the hell is wrong with you peoples' rigs?

>>531146543
>the guild authorizes you to hunt Pizza the Hutt

>>531144993
>Tokuda doesn't do DLCs
He worked on the expansions for 3 and 4.

good hunts tonight

>>531146893
That was before he started making games and become one of the most successful game devs in history

>lands a topple
>wide axe swings keep hitting everything but the tail
Alright nigger im spamming air dash

>Close previous shitshow of a thread
>Miss out a GU room

When they released MHW with no new weapon classes, I said nothing. It was clear they worked hard getting all new assets for this upgraded visual style of MH.

When they released Rise I said well if theres no new weapons in this game, were definitely getting some in the next game.

They released the next game MILDS. with one of the worst gimmicks imaginable , brown shit filter, baby gameplay, giant maps that require this fucking retarded fag chicken to get anywhere.

It is now clear that they never intend to create new weapon classes in this franchise, that ship has sailed. We are now stuck with these 14 classes that they continue to strip all identity from and homogenize further and further.

>>531146893
fujioka did, tokuda didn't do shit

>>531147090
the expansion will add accel axe, tonfa and magnet spike

>>531147090
You want new ways to play? Why did you shit on prowler mode? Why did you shit on wirebugs? Why did you shit on rampage? You take your story monhun and you smile as you play it

>>531147090
They can't even figure out what to do with the last three weapons they added, more would only be yet another transforming gimmick weapon with no identity beyond appealing to furfags.

>>531144529
Wilds : Cataclysm was already leaked along with RE9 ages ago. They also leaked Dragons Dogma DLC but thats probably over with.

>>531147090
Every time I suggest new weapons MH fans throw hissyfits and declare the series doesn't need new weapons.

>>531144526
he doesn't mean test and yes he's larping

>>531147084
If I made one to hunt Lao-Shan Lung or Valstraxes specifically, would you join?

>>531147316
I would forgive everything about Wilds if they did

>>531147350
You're appealing to the most retarded possible argument you could have for this.
It was bad before, therefore it will bad again

>>531147090
Give me a new weapon concept that's not another "gauntlet" idea. It needs to have little overlap with existing weapons.

>>531147175
Tokuda was a game designer during Tri/3U era and he got promoted to a lead role for MH4.
Fujioka was directing every mainline title until World but that doesn't mean a guy like Tokuda didn't contribute.
Switching directors for G expansions has only been a thing since Generations when they decided to groom Ichihara. There's no rule written in stone preventing them from going back to the old way of doing things with the same director working on the base game and G rank.

I want an mhg girlfriend
Qualifications
>biological female
>is ok with an obese american with type 2 diabetes

Send your resumes thank you

>>531147929
Estoc and cloth

how many times are you going to post that? there are no women here just lonely guys who happened to be ripped and intelligent and handsome and rich

>>531148014
>There's no rule written in stone preventing them from going back to the old way of doing things
Yeah except last 4 games in the franchise have G rank made by a different person and it's obviously not going to change because Tokuda and Ichinose need to work on the next game while someone else makes G rank.

>>531147316
>magnet spike
lmao that weapon is never getting in unless they add absurd shit like disu + dure + elzelion

>>531147584
Wagieslaving right now, sorry.

>>531148157
it's called a muleta you fucking retard

>>531148194
>last 4 games
last 3*
Included Wilds because it's obvious Tokuda isn't making G rank

>>531148164
Until I get bored or I get an mhg girlfriend who will ask me to carry her and play with her then will say sweet things to me after hunting and gives me a goodnight before sleeping

>>531147090
Jesus christ when you put them together like this it's fucking criminal how much sovl the UI lost...

>>531148194
>>531148419
They will probably give it to Suzuki again or promote some other designer. It would be funny if Tokuda stuck around simply because he wanted to defend his honor and Wilds being half-assed is a shamefur dispray.

>>531148547
New heartless design for KH4 looks fucking sick

Lumu status?

>>531148681
Yeah except Suzuki is probably the designated Ichinose successor so he will probably not touch mainline

>>531147929
Variant scythe from God Eater. Kusarigama and chain whip from Toukiden. Bladed wagasa from Wild Hearts.

>>531148681
I think they'll promote somebody else honestly

>>531147929
a giant shield
a greatshield, if you will

They should outsource the expansion pack to some western developers. it's obvious everyone in capcom is out of ideas

>>531147929
Harpoon with a chain

>>531148681
>It would be funny if Tokuda stuck around simply because he wanted to defend his honor and Wilds being half-assed is a shamefur dispray.
You are GREATLY overestimating these people. Tokuda thinks he made gigakino since it had fucking ridiculous 1.2 million concurrent players on Steam and the game had insane initial sales

>>531149150
>some western developers
Like who?

Wilds sold 12 million copies because of its narrative. If capcom want to be treated like a global powerhouse they need an RDR2 moment.

monster idea: nautiloid/cone snail hybrid with giga aids that acts like a crab in the shell and a cephalopod out of it

Wildses ReWilded will be to Wilds as Sunbreak was to Rise

>>531149351
Bioware

>>531149242
I don't know why you even think this way when Capcom clearly gives a shit about player retention and public opinion. It's clear to anyone with grey matter between their ears Wilds has had a rough public reception so far and Capcom is aware of it. However I don't disagree in the end with what you're saying. Capcom is simply to stupid and proud to admit Wilds was disappointing to virtually everyone and 'mainline' will very likely double down on making Monster Hunter are lobotomized franchise made for retards. Once you open pandora's box of "streamlining" it's never closed, ever. And it will especially never be closed by modern Capcom who is obsessed with making all their games retard-friendly.

Monster Hunter Wilds: Wildslands

>>531148785
Suzuki is in the credits for Wilds already. The MH team doesn't follow any logic.
https://www.mobygames.com/person/858848/yoshitake-suzuki/credits/

Monster idea: it's basically your mom telling you to shut the fuck up and get a job. she's sick of coming home every day and looking at your sorry worthless ass rotting in front of a computer screen. she cries herself to sleep and sometimes think about ending it all.

>>531149381
>12 million copies
?

Honestly the story in wilds isn't too bad. They could have made it into a real masterpiece if they allowed us to create out own Nata and your MC dies in the end of the story then your Nata carries on your legacy.

It's literally that easy but Capcom is full of morons.

>>531149642
Monster Hunter Wilds: West

>>531149658
I slayed that monster years ago

monster idea: shen gaoren but with another set of legs on top and he can do flips

>>531149646
This page is just wrong. Look at the game's credits and try to find Suzuki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeY2lBSVJe0

monster idea: giant enemy crab

monster idea: it's a clique of raptors (vulldrome/sephdrome) that's super gay and tries to groom you. the alpha raptor is called great dante

who would win if you put all mh directors in a cage match

>>531149986
how would one join the clique?

>>531150110
itsuno

>>531150136
He's not a MH director tho

>>531149774
>ies in the end of the story
Nah, that death needs to happen as the peak of act 1, with act 2 and 3 being Natta working through their feelings and coming to terms with the death. But for that to work, they'd need an actual good writer on the team and acts, specially the first one, should have been 10+ hours of story bonding

I want an mhg girlfriend
Qualifications
>biological female
>is ok with an obese american with type 2 diabetes

Send your resumes thank you

sent ;)

>>531150130
get spade tattoos to make them notice you

:(

>>531124413
BLAACKED
BLAACKED
BLAACKED

>>531150231
>act 1
>dies of an uth duna

monster idea: guardian hunters

>>531147929
a whip

>>531148687
>kh4 has a Monster Hunter world
>regular enemies are Heartless versions of many of the monsters
>bosses are Heartless flagships, with the world boss being Heartless Fatalis

>>531117631
cute redhead white girl maaaade for baibaisei

wilds G will have elder dragons kill your hunter and nata takes over, wilds hunter will be the first to die to an elder dragon

>>531149896
https://youtu.be/QeY2lBSVJe0&t=828
They hid him in the post credits roll cutscene with Fabius.

>>531150572
>"YOU GO SQUISH NOW!!"
>Nata doing the "Noooooooo" meme
>palicos scoop up the hunter's body with spatulas and cart it away

>>531147929
Giant boomerang
Slowish hitting (roughly SA axe mode attacks) melee weapon with charged attacks that are thrown.
Throwing requires hitting the monster normally to build a resource and the way a throw works is it lingers a bit at max range so ideally you're having it hit the monster at the right length for max damage output, but before the throw you can choose to arc it by pressing one or the other attack buttons to not linger, but the arc could do potentially more damage hitting longer monsters.
Timing the throw is an offset where you hook onto the weapon and can do a spinning slam followed by a leap back that prepares another throw

>>531151168
>Niel Druckman's Monster Hunter

>check on the last stream to see what AT tuna is gonna be about
>just more flopping
SHITTIEST APEX
JUST SKIP AND GO STRAIGHT TO OCTO KINO

Wilds does a crossover event with Toho, which kaiju would you like to fight and make weapons and armor from?

>>531151458
Octopussy

>>531151526
Mechagodzilla

>>531151236
True, I guess there's a chance of him making G rank

>>531151661
Which one?

>>531151526
spacegodzilla

>>531151805
This one

>>531151948
good choice

>>531151526
It's just going to be a cutscene like Zorah Magdaros

>>531152130
so zorah magdaros has to be the worst monster in the franchise right?

Gigan Dual Blades
Gigan Switchaxe
Gigan Hunting Horn
Gigan Heavy Bowgun
Gigan Gunlance

>>531151458
more flopping and more arm swipes lmao

>>531151526
Minilla is the best you're gonna get.

>>531151458
He does more than just that. What do you want him to do, fire lasers and mock your penis size?

So why is shitcom avoiding posting their updated sales numbers. It has to be at like 20 million by now.

>>531151526
Zorah Magdah style fight on godzilla's back

>>531152475
Wilds would be the greatest game ever made if I could kill this fucker over and over and over again. But then I realize that he would be constantly making those donkey in heat noises while you're beating on him.

>>531151458
8 hands typed that post

>>531152939
Magdros whatever

>>531152939
>look up zorah's size
>he's nearly the same height as fucking Godzilla Earth

Who thought that was a good idea? How the fuck do you fight that?

Why is Chatacabra the only "Amphibian" monster?

>>531153151
Attacking weak spots on its back and using siege weapons.

>>531153190
And why is it in the goddamned desert of all places?

>>531150243
Hi! My name is Ubel and my hunter in wilds is the behemoth cope :)

I'm a certified biological female with a certificate from the University of Ottawa. My surgery was headed by Dr. Shaim Debillé and I finished my full transition back in 2023.

I usually play 24/7 and I do need help doing my daily routine because my skin folds have sticked to my Razer gaming chair but that's ok I have a government issued nanny that helps me get clean!

I don't mind obesity because i'm obese myself and I believe all body types are valid besides we can play with each other's sextuple chins when we're bored or if you're feeling frisky we can play something else ;).
I too have diabetes that I'm currently struggling with so I can definitely help you with your own struggles

I promise if you pick me to be your mhg girlfriend I will buy you all the games you want and you don't have to worry about seperation anxiety because I am online 24/7 and ready to throw down on some monsters!

Hit me up in the lumus if you're interested! xoxoxo <3

>>531153190
it's wilds attempt at trying to be diverse
>amphibian but its a shitmon
>spiders but they are both shitmons
>monkeys but they are all shitmons, nothing that is rajang level threat
>brute wyverns but again just a shitmon, nothing brachy/deviljho tier level
>constructs are just reskins
>leviathans are meh, only him dachad and tu2 lagi are good
>flying wyverns are meh, only rey dau is good
>octopus are fine

>>531147347
But i like Rampage and Wirebug...

>>531153151
Do you have pimples on your back? Have you tried popping them? Those sting quite a bit.

>>531153823
I really hope that you used AI to make this because the thought that a human actually wasted time typing this up is saddening.

>they finally put an elder dragon in wilds
>it's this guy

How would you feel?

>>531154123
Worth it for the armor.

>>531154123
upset

>>531154123
Annoyed.

>>531153190
>>531153270
Why is he built on the monkey skeleton?

>>531153823
cute snowbunni

>>531154359
Because he punches and jumps like a monkey.

>>531154121
Don't be jealous because my milkshake brings all the hunters into the yard

when is the streamer collab

I think I might've discovered a glitch with the mizutsune arena. The opening I've been doing was getting an early headbreak fairly consistently for a while and then stopped even though I was doing the same shit. I figured it might've just been me getting lucky with crits and not noticing, but just now I popped a red bubble and then started getting the headbreaks consistently again every time I loaded in. I quit out and then started the quest again and the early headbreaks went away. I'm not exactly sure how the red bubble works or if it stacks with anything, but it's the only thing I can think of that was doing that unless it really was a coincidence with the crits.

>>531154769
Cool chatgpt post

>>531154769
red bubble do something? wtf?

>>531154720
Dood it's like mmo mechanic or something

>tfw no Witcher collab again
God, I fucking miss my Witcher SnS...

>>531155181
It gives an attack boost.

>>531154769
twaingpt says this is 97% an ai post

>>531155203
I need a collab with a nice HBG.

>>531155328
I need a collab with your mom but we can't have nice things

>>531155417
lol

my willy twitches every time I plunging thrust

>>531155417
>8 years later
No will top Worldtalis and Worldtreon

eSCATon judgement

>>531155203
Just mod it in

>>531155606
this but dragon piercer

Anyone in the wilds lumu right now?

I had fun playing monster hunter today

Today I got one sapphire out of 20 hunts

>>531156515
Good job.

>>531156345
I will be in a few minutes

>>531155417
chadlatreon keeps getting another one lmao

Holy shart goys, why were old games so good looking?
(Don't ask when this game was released tho, just assume it's from 90s)

>>531156872
that game came out 3 years after bloodborne and 1 year before world

>>531156872
This was like 9 months before worlo

>>531156956
>>531156994
NO NO SHUT UP!!! IT CAME OUT IN THE 90S WHEN GAMING WAS GOOD!!!

>>531156872
why are zoomies like this

>>531156872
Because everything in your childhood was the best and greatest thing ever. As you grew up you began hating everything that wasn't in your childhood.

he cant keep getting away with it

Zoh is so cool I can't wait for his AT version

>>531157383
wrong because i didnt try out the fixed camera REs until in my mid 20s and they were amazing so modern games suck nigger dick

>>531157474
>>531154720
Sorry bro but guy who made Iceborne Alatreon doesn't work for Shartcom anymore so we will never get something so difficult again

>>531157474
stay on reddit faggot

>>531157525
All he does is slap the ground and shoot 7 fireballs and pretend to be a Tigrex. AT isn't going to fix that.

>>531157474
You know, maybe tokuda had a point making wilds as babby mode as he did.

>>531157602
Good, and fuck the masochists who unironically like it.

>>531157586
Exactly, old good new bad.

>>531157602
give it until gen 8 when MH sales are at an all time low worse than P3rd and GU, they will start copying fromslop levels of punishing and then we will get kino again

>MH wilds
>Your hunter is Nata (fully customizable)
>The Hunter is an NPC from the Guild
>You got separated from the village and saved by the Hunter
>He teaches you how to hunt and survive in the Wilds™
>Mentor & Student bonding
>At the end of 1st arc, the Hunter carted, leaving you to solo hunt the weakened flagship monster
>You repel it, but the Hunter is seriously injured
>You solo/coop hunt during arc 2, trying to find the [mcguffin] to cure the Hunter
>End of 2nd arc, you managed to track down the [mcguffin], but it's in the flagship's lair
>You brave the lair and battle it alone
>The flagship destroys you, winding up for a final blow
>The Hunter appears and saves you one last time, sacrificing his own life
>"Why does a hunter exist?"
>"To what end do we carry these weapons"
>You, feeling weak and frustrated, go on a Rampage™ killing monsters without the Guild's permission
>A mysterious Guild Knight shows up, says he's been sanctioned to "stop" you
>Hunter on Hunter PvP
>Guild Knight knocks you on your ass, draws his ornate carving blade
>"Do you think the Hunter will approve of your actions?"
>Guild Knight reveals that the Hunter is his friend. He fights you to stop you from becoming a poacher
>Training arc, Guild Knight joins you on official hunts
>The finale is you and Guild Knight face off against the flagship
>After the hunt, you officially become a High Rank™ hunter. Guild Knight shows up at your ceremonial
>"I would like to award you the highest honor I bestow"
>He gives you the ornate carving blade
>"The Hunter's carving blade"
>Proof of a Hero started playing

>>531157860
Really rough around the edges but I can see the potential, already better than Wilds story anyway

>>531157640
eh does fatty breath and doesn't afraid of anything

>>531157860
HINA SEXOOOOOOOOO RAPEOOOOOO

>>531158229
Back off buddy, she's MINE

>lobby is 1/50
Awfully quiet in here...

>>531158394
i am drafting a cover letter and im stuck at a blank page

>>531157860
The old muscle man dies as a shield in the Hundred Dragons Nightmare that occurs after the tutorial is over. And it's because of a mistake made by the player.

Either the kid from the dumpling shop or Hanae from the Otomo Square will die. The one who doesn't die will fall into darkness and set fire to Kamura's village. The chorus will disappear from the background music in the Otomo Plaza.

The player can make weapons out of the dragonborn twins in the village to fight against the boss, whose attacks are completely ineffective. The player decides which one to use as a weapon. After creating a weapon, the BGM of Kamura no Sato Will disappear.

As the main characters leave the village, the store keepers are replaced by less impressive NPCs. The player is gradually ostracized by the villagers as "a black sheep of the village of Kamura". The supply of items and weapons becomes increasingly reluctant, and as a result, the difficulty level increases.

From the highest difficulty stage, the monsters start to talk. The true meaning of the monsters and the village of Kamura will be explained, and the player will realize the meaning of the character voices in this game.

After clearing all the village quests, the village of Kamura will be in ruins and only multiplayer will be available -- A barren world where players have lost everything and are reduced to nothing but killing monsters.

>>531157860
I don't want to be Nuttsack.

>>531158394
I'd join but I am still haunted by mizu.

531158516
can you stop being a reposting nigger?

>>531158502
About what, ask an ai

>>531158502
Unironically use Chatgpt to write your cover letter and tell it to incorporate some key details about you. You are competing with tons of perfectly written cover letters also written by chatgpt and hr roasties will throw your honest one out immediately

Make sure to edit the result a little though, get rid of obvious chatgpt signs like em dashes and regular dashes used to create way too many compound words

Also ChatGPT will be way too formal at times so ask it to make it slightly informal

>>531158851
>>531158756
no

>>531158897
Why?

Valor GS is pretty damn good, what are (you)r favorite styles/weapons anons

>>531156459
Who the fuck do you think you are?

>>531159105
Pretty damn good?
Nigga it's a straight upgrade over literally every other styles. It gives strong draw charge slash, free focus AND a get-out-of-jail free card button. It's a crutch for shitters.

>>531158976
its a small business
>>531159105
valor anything is overpowered but alchemy charge blade is pretty fun

>>531158681
>people STILL responding to old ass copypasta reposts
>reposter replying to himself with even older copypasta reposts
>reposter will probably turn this post into copypasta and post it again in a week
Why are you guys like this?

>>531159160
this is a man’s character btw

>>531159160
hooolyyy fuck she was made for bybyce

>>531159303
kek you fucker I knew you'd turn my post into copypasta

>>531159220
Damn son alright, take it easy, just started GU, I'll go back to guild at some point

>>531159475
take the striker/alchemy GS pill

World era
>blacked spammer ruins the thread
Wilds era
>blacked spammer saves the thread

Monster Hunter’s situation is that bad, huh?

the GOAT, and he isn't full power yet

How active is gu on switch emulator?

>>531159105
Try aerial hammer if you haven't. It's kino.

lets hope suzukiGAWD does him justice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziT-bKBarw0

>>531160140
NowGODS will get him before mainline

>>531159854
In here? You get lobbies hosted now and then.

I sincerely believe they mastered huge mon fight in Rice

>Huge monster
>Huge enough to instill a sense of awe
>Not too huge all you could do was slapping its ankles
>Large as fuck AOE attacks that move slowly so you can still get the fuck out
>Large as fuck AOE attacks that move fast but leave a safe zone so you can position yourself
>Seamlessly cooperate siege / environment for maximum cinema
>These elements can be opted out if you prefer to whack the mon to dead with your metal stick
>You can bring the villagers / friends / protagonist's onaholes with you for maximum Shounen

What is not to like?

>>531159854
>emulator
Do PCfags ever buy games?

>>531160504
they'd buy it if they could

>>531160504
Games are expensive in
>South America
>South Asia
>Southeast Asia

why there's bbc spam almost in every thread on vg

>>531160790
south east asia is awake right now

>>531160504
Instead of buying 1 shittendo game, i can buy one of
>a fancy dinner
>a good clothing article
>2 weeks worth of groceries
>a month worth of supplements
>a nice gift for my family
>multiple superchats for my oshi
>dozens of good indie games
And this is without incurred cost from online subscription and the overpriced console itself.
Now go fuck yourself tendie and grow up.

>>531116542
I have no problem with the difficulty. The higher star tempered mons in this game are already on par with the hardest TU content that both World and Rise offered at this exact same point in their post-launch TU lifespan. All my complaints are for performance. There is literally no reason why this game should run this shit while also looking like shit.
Like how does Windward Plains look so bad compared to Wildspire Waste? The latter still remains the best-looking desert map in a MH game despite being 7 years older than Windward Plains.
Similarly, how does Hoarfrost Reach also look better than Iceshard Cliffs in terms of ice areas despite being 7 years older? I remember when Iceborne's beta came out and we all got to try Hoarfrost Reach for the first time. It was absolutely magical. The place was beautiful. But when the first footage of Iceshard Cliffs came out on YouTube, my first thoughts were "god this looks ugly!".

>>531160504
75% of diehard PCfags (different from normal people who own a gaming PC) are third-worlders who pirate games they can’t afford and bitch about games the machine they built from landfill parts can’t can’t run

>>531160498
Rise won
ShounenKINO won

>>531159590
Striker feels alright, not much difference from guild
>>531159989
Noted, sounds fun

>>531161101
>I have no problem with the difficulty.
You have no problem with monsters dying in 2 hits and dealing no damage?

>>531160504
I actually own GU on switch I just dont feel like paying for online kek

>>531161231
NOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO GIVE YOUR MONEY TO NINTENDO BLOODY BITCH BENCHOD YOU HAVE GO CONTRIBUTE TO THE ULTRA CAPITALIST DYSTOPIA WIDEN THE GAP BETWEEN INDIVIDUAL AND CORPORATION BITCH

>>531161167
Yeah real talk, i kinda expected for Wilds's story be great or atleast somewhat decent after Rice. Or maybe some kinda upgraded Follower system with a giga fuck tons more dialogues / interactions

Instead we got served World's ebin walk 2 tis spot 4 da interactive cutscene slop and "Hyuck hyuck rook anon this final boss mon is a BLACK DRAGON tier power level, isnt it just so ebin, Fatalis member Fatalis?" again. Fuck you Tokuda you gigantic fucking retarded

>monsters dying in 2 hits and dealing no damage?
Bait used to be good.

>>531161497
It's true tho

>>531160841
huh..

NOWGODS THE ZENNY EVENT IS LIVE LETS GOOOOOO IM DOWN TO 8k JUST IN TIME

>>531161454
KEK

>>531160504
Ah yes, the released game of anything pre-World on PC.

Holy moly, you are telling me that PC players don't buy games that are not released on PC? Holy smokes they are so fricking weird!!

>>531161767
Stories 1 and 2

>>531157860
On one hand that is a better story than Wilds's, i suppose. On the other hand, i really hate having words put in my mouth
>You, feeling weak and frustrated, go on a Rampage™

>>531161942
Pre-World, retard.

Juzzi is playing Funbreak

>>531162187
Those are pre World games

>>531162340
Except they released on PC after World you fucking brain dead subhuman

Fun hunt

Wife

Out of curiosity, which do you prefer: Valstrax or any of the Magalas? I thought Val was just ok when I fought it the first time but it's really grown on me over time.

>>531163000
… for black men

>>531163069
I like Valstrax better with its rocket themed attacks, wings and armors.

Magalas are just sorta generic "poison" dragons to me. They look nice but that is it

What if Nergigante is back for G-r in wilds; that'd save it, right?

>>531163485
What did you just say yteboi?

>>531116443 (OP)
NOWGODS

>>531160504
I'd buy the entire classic MH collection if they're out on PC but capcom hates money i guess

>>531163069
To this day i still think Valstrax's design is really fucking retarded.
Doesn't help that his entire armor & weapons all look like dogshit.

>>531161547
Shit man, then I must be delusional because every time I respond to an SOS people are getting one-shot.

Valor truly is retard proof, should've listened to anon

>>531164742
you have shit taste
whats your favourite then, huh?

>>531164807
No one is getting oneshot in Wilds

>>531164961
Pretty sure there were a lot of anons crying about Steve; not one shot perse, but same idea

>>531164742
Say that to my face motherfucker not online and see what happens

>>531164961
I've seen it plenty of times. Steves dive bomb specifically always seems to fail missions when I respond to SOS.