Thread 531132353

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Last Time: >>531118680

Need some glamour ideas for my malera. Paladin but tank in general. Something not too over the top and heavily armored. Something an adventurer would wear but a seasoned one not a rookie so nothing too low level. Its gotta be fresh but also practical.

CLAIM YOUR FEMLALA WIFE OR YOU'LL BE ALONE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR

reasons to play a female character
>can wear more cute glams
>more customization options
>more appealing
>nicer to look at
>nicer to hear
>admire your cute character during cutscenes
>can get more followers on Twitter
>better gpose pictures
>receieve /tells from strangers
>receieve commendations
>receieve random gifts from strangers
>treated better by other players
>high chance of joining cliques
>high chance of becoming a xivg thread celeb

reasons to play a male character
>

CLAIM YOUR SUNNIE WIFE OR YOU'LL BE ALONE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR

>>531132491
NIA CEHACK

>>531132491
The only one good enough changed and left. Haven't found one even remotely as interesting since back then.

I migged

>>531132527
ALL suncat+ and - belong to my femra.

>>531132585
I don't blame them. The current ones are all terrible.

it feels so foolishly short sighted
apparitions taking over body and mind
it feels so foolishly misguided
fighting for control and losing either way

vindicated through ruination
mirrored remnants line the ground
an unnerving frustration
spirit now enveloped by the clouds

>>531132527
Hey are you fine with a moonie wife? She accepts catgirls and femra...

>>531132491
I wish Chi didn't go femra...

>>531132491
SS!!!

Massive discord epistein list for miq'kitten tards just dropped

Can any melee mains tell me how disco infernal spotlights work if I play melee? For ranged the safe one is always the spotlight that spawns on an unsafe tile but it doesn't seem to be the case for the melee spotlights. Is it just random and I have to react?

where can i find a fiddie eb like this
https://litter.catbox.moe/wx4dpk.jpeg

>>531132491
So... Basically business as usual for me?

>>531132742
?

>>531132491
FT

>>531132450
>Paladin
malera should be playing WAR or DRK

>>531132491
Guess I'll be alone then...

name one cute glam wearing, customized, appealing, nice to look at, nice to hear, admirable, twitter celebrity, gposing, tell receiving, commendation collecting, stranger gift having, well treated, clique joining, xivg thread celeb MALE character

Is there anyway to make browsingway show the whole dungeon DPS instead of boss encounters?

>>531132742
that sounds hilarious, please tell me you have screenshot

There's only fags and agp trannies left

>>531132742
will you be posting it?

So on a scale from 1 to 10, with 10 being highest, how gross in real life are the people playing this game?

>>531132838
DRK is a bad job. I like WAR but im trying to branch out.

>>531132878
10

>>531132695
was that you or a skinwalk last thread who said that thing

Making a femlala feel sad on purpose.

>>531132516
I'm nooticing

>>531131405
Such a lovely ra.

>>531132491
>>531132527
>Not going to be bothered for the year.

>>531132946
?????? youll have to point me in the direction of said post

>>531132878
1, I've met a few

Requesting MoFu's ass

>>531132695
this faux low effort garbage is unappealing

Yuri EB who hates Futa!

>>531132585
nobody left the general lol

>>531133046
27 club

>>531132979
Not hard to do

>>531132838
Malera play whatever the fuck we want you worthless twat

>>531132491
HODRICK BLACKSTONE IS MY WIFE

c-claim your lalaboy eb...... or y-you'll be alone the rest of the year..............

>>531132754
It will always be in the quadrant where the corner tile is safe. You can look at when your debuff is 16 seconds, and it will be in the same spot as where you'll have to take it. Or if you look 8 seconds, it's in the unsafe tile of the pair

I am a yuri fox femlala...
I'm sorry for existing...

>>531132980
>Play a femra.
>They have no ass.
I looked.

>>531132980
I play a female character because catgirls are cute and there's enough sadness sadness and misery on this world and logging in and thinking
>damn that's a cute catgirl
makes me happy

How's the tower going?

>>531133202
most characters are pretty flat, anon
>>531133269
BASED

>>531132491
what's one more year....................

Claim your malezen husband aw sucks who am I kidding

>>531133178
Carry yourself with SHRIZZ OR DAXIZZLE
YOU CAN ROROBI AND RERE-PEAT
BUT YOU'LL NEVER HAVE GAME
If you're too afraid to go out there

>>531133073
okay but it still got you to reply thus giving me your energy
>>531133126
Twas I but it was mostly a joke. mostly. it would be genuinely funny as fuck if i do perish at that age. my final death is desirably 30 but we'll see.

>>531132450
Thoughts on these tops?
https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/gearset/deepgold-395-fending
https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/gearset/neo-ishgardian-fending

>>531133315
Tails make femras asses look smaller.

damn im taller than viera
>>531133095
me and my eb

Yuri EB who loves Futa!

>>531133270
We're about to enter again!

>>531133269
Now this is an actual straight male reason to play a woman

>>531132979
Making a lalaboy feel lonely on purpose.

>>531133360
Bit too formal and knightly. Neo-Ishgardian and Chondrite I have been looking at though since they remind me of that cool GNB AF.

>>531132893
clammy raen hands typed this

>>531133141
WEAK

>>531132979
All you have to do is just tell them you prefer a better woman

>>531132878
3, I've met several

>Can't play with anons because I'm still on SHB
My Femlala is sad...

>>531133439
tozer,

>>531133269
I play a female because the glams I make don't work on dudes.
And need hats.

>>531132450
You should be shirtless and stand infront of a group of femra so they can stare at you.

>>531132527
ZL, easy

>>531133439
1, 2 3 4 5.

>>531133330
What are you even saying? Do either of those two even post in this thread?

>>531132516
because my lalaboy is badass

>>531132980
I just picked catgirl because they are super cute, its that shrimple.

>>531133548
>Go on roulette
>Call party faggots.
It's the same thing.

>>531133191
Thanks i'll try to remember that.

>>531132516
>reasons to play a female character
>can wear more cute glams

I mog you.

>>531133506
Piss off faggot

>>531132980
I picked a fem character cause I inject estrogen into my ass on the weekly

>>531132878
solid 1-3.

>>531132491
My malera shan't be doing so.

>>531133416
GANBATTEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>531133463
It's called "enjoying the peace and quiet" actually

>>531133663
I also think catgirls are super cute

>>531133406
That's not how yuri works...

>>531133564
They might get a peek incidentally, but my radiance is reserved for the perfect femlala moon to my sun.

>>531133716
>Meena
You're a single pirouette away from being a woman.

I'm thinking about getting a namechange

>>531133269
Based. Literally me whenever I play a not-hyur. I even get that feeling when I play my male chars as
>"Oh yeah that's my guy, that's my little man on my screen, love that gu"
Same feeling I get when I play that horsegame everyone's been talking about. I just want to take care of them all

Did you guys scare off the hot thighlander I havent seen them post in a while

>First clear for me and some other people
>Can see they're lining up for a gpose picture
>Leave the instance before it happens
>Check the discord that organized the run
>I am still in that gpose somehow
Spooky

>>531133406
I know those draconic thighs and breasts anywhere, great yuri show

Good luck FORKERS.. but there's already an instance going on.
https://streamable.com/lc7lvd

>>531132491
why doesn't anyone want me?

>>531133767
Thank you!!

>>531133841
Proof?

neat

>>531133952
Their internet is stealing your characters SOUL

>>531134001
I was going to say "because you're fat and ugly" but someone mentioned Hodrick so I guess that's not enough of a reason.

>>531133781
My wife... Mwahhhh

>>531134126
leave hodrick alone she's beautiful

>>531134001
This is probably a fakepost, but if not then its as simple as you being unknown. The more you post and show up the more people like you. Should be common sense.

boywife or girlwife eb to clicker train
ok there's my government mandated yearning for the day

>>531133923
What are you thinking of name changing to? Some more lore accurate or...?

is it possible to use two skin mods at once?

My name popped up once for fave femlalas and never again. Nobody mentions me when they want an EB or a DuoQ partner. Nobody wants me for the all naked femlala TEA Static or Criterions

>>531134227
Yes, it actually slightly raises your defense rating as well, but your dodge roll will be slightly worse.

Fellow BLUchads, whataya
>HOPAN
>DREAMAN
>EXPACTAN
>FEARAN
...for 7.45? I have a feeling this one will be /ourpatch/.

>>531134029
Yuri is girl on girl only with no dicks

>>531134227
No, you combine them into one

>>531133564
That's reserved for the beach, not the battlefield

>>531134330
I don't think anybody at SE remembers blu exists

>>531134330
preebitz forma de xehanort

>>531134330
BLU gets nothing, Beastmaster is coming instead

>>531134335
Girlcock is valid yuri

>>531134373
Same thing

I'm the Lu Bu of femlalas...
Nobody chases after me...

>>531134347
Dang, I'm too smoothbrain to know how to do that lol

>>531134330
I want them to cut the retarded gimmicks and just make BLU an actual, genuine job you can play at all levels of content.

>get mentioned in every single 'fave femlala' post, sometimes multiple times
>have never once been mentioned in a 'whos your femlala threadcrush' or 'which femlala would you EB' post

what does this mean..............

I had a dream that we were hanging out in the crystarium with the thread, and SK was flirting with a fiddie. He got off her lap to go get drinks for them both, and by the time he made it back, the fiddie was making out with a wooden statue of a hyur that looked like pic related
Then we all proceeded to make fun of SK for getting cucked by a fucking statue

>>531134330
A few more "job" quests but only 1 carnivale stage

>>531134464
Post the two you want combined

>>531128016
lmfao if nobody got that this was a joke you didn't read the last line

>boom, five years later, we cleared third boss. easy.

>>531134432
No it's not. That's just Bi.

>>531134458
I'll be the Chen Gong to your Lu Bu...

>>531134287
I might if I knew who this is

>>531133948
they're still posting on bluesky but I think the 3-day scared them off

>>531134335
I need either video or hands on experience to understand.

>>531134112
My character is a ginger so it has no soul

>>531134220
Yeah, my current name is not lore appropriate at all, just a screen name. I was thinking of changing to a somewhat similar sounding but more lore compliant name
Problem is I'm attached to my current name

>>531134587
race?

>>531132629
Such a greedy femra...

>>531133948
She got banned, she's posting over on /aco/

>>531134614
Exactly.

>>531132491
Ari...

>>531133948
>hot
>highlander

>>531134543
>highlander
>trannysky
Not even surprised.

anyone wanna dooooo anything

>>531133389
>heighbeasting femra

>>531134287
Your last sentence is why.

Queue frontlines so I can blow you up!

Anyone want to make the Strip Mahjong ECLS with me?

>>531134330
I want Martyn to acknowledge that we've been to Tural when we talk to him Ul'dah (provided player has started Dawntrail).

>>531134831
it's way past my bedtime man
can you bid me good night

>>531134831
most of us are doing forked towere

>>531134502
https://files.catbox.moe/yc4w04.pmp
https://files.catbox.moe/gfilay.pmp
I'm not sure if they'll look all that good together, but I'd be very grateful regardless.

>>531134923
Gooners stay the fuck away from my 'jong

>>531134735
What are they stealing then

>>531134984
>lala
Not helping...

>>531134495
My prediction is that the job quests will mostly involve Thavnair.

>>531134926
"What did you do out there?"
'I ate fishes!'
"...Right."

my lalafell could shit your lalafell's pants

>>531134691
Not my fault they are all so cute, fluffy and warm...

>>531134831
Yeah, I want to get into Balmung

>>531133439
get your come, man tozer

>>531132765
Idling at marketboards

>>531134923
But my sunnie is terrible at Mahjong

>>531134938
https://voca.ro/1bCHhsrSY2r8
>>531134950
that makes sense.

games so dead, whens 8.0

Race check anchor. Post your hand next to your WoL

>>531134834
my eyes have opened and big lizard is now rent free in my mind

>>531135134
I'm definitely playing on the same table as this sunnie!

Can we pretend to like roes

>>531135250
Oh nyo...

Show me your handsome hyur men, and tell me their face specs so I can copy them for my WoL

>>531135048
They should both be miqo'te...
it's over...

>>531135257
maleroe? yeah
femroe? nah

anybody wanna

>>531135313
Hmmm... rape.

>>531135348
fart on you? yeah. nerf this *pbblblblblblbttttt*

>>531135348
yep. you already know. https://files.catbox.moe/ybdea1.mp4

>>531134984
What race/options do you want?

>>531135348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmPMzSwvQHk

>>531135118
how about you get into malboro adn we talk about music instead
note: only if you have good taste

>>531135414
dayum, that was a raunchy ass fart *does some pushups on you'are floor and shit's my pant's* dayum
>>531135417
ouuuf gonna use this whole goddamn jar of fuckin mayonnaise *slather's you're post in my analslime* dayum
>>531135459
haw haw haaaaw, dayum *shit's on you*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAvDVM7eLVc

>>531135418
Miqo'te. At least on penumbra it doesn't show either have options aside from scales.

>>531135291
Oh nyes!

from the moment we log in until the moment we log out we are girls.

>>531135591
>>531135414
>>531135417
>>531135459
Am I in the wrong general if I find scat porn gross?

>>531135313
I like my highlander golem

My lalagirl could really go for a bacon cheeseburger or 8 slathered in grease, cheese and bacon right about now...

>>531135209
>https://voca.ro/1bCHhsrSY2r8
that hit the spot

my sunnie bringing you food

>>531135598
Do you have a link to the dirty skin modpage?

>>531135717
that's just kiss' gimmick

>>531135708
me otr

>>531135665
I guess i have to play then...

>>531135717
idk *slather's you're post in fuckin mayonnaise and rip's ass on you're image* daaayum

>>531132353 (OP)
All of Dawntrail could have been avoided if you did that to Zoraal Ja, you awful parents.

thinking about the flat moonie from yesterday

>>531135851
I really don't like scat so I don't care if he's into it. Its gross and I don't want to see it.

Nothing funnier than seeing two modbeasts with the same tattoo mod

fuck nigga spinnnnnnn

>>531135829
https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/114922
Here ya go

>>531135943
my sunnie has a qos tattoo on her ass

>>531135313
7

>>531135923
None of us do, you just have to accept that there's nothing you can really do but ignore it.

>>531135898
Hey now, one of them had to get milk...

>>531135763
rest well, take care of yourself, who is this

Black highlander men raping female adventurers is peak XIV porn

>>531135923
If you don't wanna see scat why did you make your character look like a turd?

>another fake sprout
change the channel

>>531136024
Too bad they don't like femlalas

>>531135949
>No overlays
So the issue is without overlays you can't really combine them seamlessly, do you have the download page for the other one?

>>531135513
please post your favorite thugger verse

>>531136024
They're all actors.
The fall of Ala Mhigo was harsh on them and they have to resort to humiliating ways to make ends meet...

>>531136053
This screenshot is from 2014.

>>531135895
Yep yep, all the cute sunnies are forced to play strip mahjong with me by law!

>>531135994
>None of us do
speak for yourself

My femlala isn’t crying… she just has something in her eye. Both of them in fact

>>531135313
HL
100 Height, 25 Muscle
Face 4
Hair 12, color 20
No facepaint
Eyebrow scar facial feature
Eyebrow 1
Eye 3 - Small Iris - Eye color 190
Nose 2
Jaw 4
Mouth 1
Skin 118

You wouldn't copy that data right haha

>>531135717
*takes a shit in your ear*

>>531136024
What if they're in a committed romantic relationship that is motivated by self-sacrificial love?

>>531136223
Smile buttercup, my femlala just beat Mew2King in Slippi...

Um... can you guys be like.... um nicer to femlalas...?
I uh... umm... I think that would be nice....

>>531136082
https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/114995
I think this one had overlays. It has a bunch of goofy names on them and I picked the one that's labeled "Misbehaved."

My qosoonie's schmooving around the QS for highlander thug meat again...

>>531136095
one that's always stuck with me is the first verse from never made love. the last few lines have kinda lived in my head ever since i first heard them.

probably not a very exciting answer but it's the first one that came to mind. if not that, probably something off barter 6 but it's hard to narrow down.

>>531136320
*shits on you*

>>531136332
kill yourself tranny

>>531136316
Beating up an old man is rude.

>>531133716
Nice blouse, glad to see the goatee doesn't stop you from cross dressing like all the other male viera.

we don't even have a single black male highlander so i'm starting to think all those pictures people take are fake...

>>531136378
He shouldn't have squared up if he wasn't looking for a beating!!!

>>531136358
so true. too many good moments on barter 6. though he was kind of cheating. that album felt like a compilation of his best hits / leaks at the time
thank u

>>531136108
>implying they think anything deeper than “awww yeeeah get dat middie UHHHHH, slap dat moonie AHHHHHH”

>>531136332
Cute glam sis, may I ask what shorts and boots?

>>531136191
Ahh!? If it's the law i had better head to the tables...

Name one manly man meena. You can't.

>>531136332
Ur character causes eyestrain please decrease the gamma

>>531136460
a little bit cheating, but still stands out as one of the best rap mixtapes/albums (it's worth of being called an album imo) of the last... however many years, for me at least. definitely in the pantheon, and his best work though i'm really partial to the original slime season as well, and jeffery is probably a close third

Trans racial femme identifying nonbinary and neurodivergent demisexual autistic bpd agp adhd eb?

>jump into pf to do a bit of rubicante mount farming
>party doesn't immediately fall apart the second one person leaves
>end up with a core group of people who are sticking around even after they get the drop/totems
>farm for a few hours until (almost)everyone in the party gets their mount
that was some soulful videogaming

>>531136024
its a good trope but they dont have to be black for that

>>531136661
You have to crank your gamma all the way, or you won't be white enough.

>>531136293
for you fellow hopeful ra. but with malezen of any melanin content.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De5x9BECnKQ&list=PL1UeDnOD-Ps-S171aEE88sVH6T1RN6osP&index=11

What's the best DPS job in Rival Wings?

Me and my friends are just jungling in the middle picking off those who stray from the pack but I don't pvp that much

I just realized my underwear has a gaping hole on the ass area but the breeze feels so good.

>>531136696
for me (sonically), it's danny glover. and in barter 6 terms, it's halftime's second verse.
never made love was a good listen, thank you!
i am going to eat dinner now

>>531136753
same bro

My highlander is hopping on Valheim instead

>>531136349
>qosoonie's
Strike one.
It's Goonrilla goonie you fucking retard

>>531136746
let me love you

hi i'm wasted
>>531136698
so me

>>531136898
ahl?

>>531136827
My albino rape ape goonrilla shotoonie spills his potent nutspunk over your sloshing pornjugs.

>>531136320
I love femlalas yay yay

>>531136898
hi wasted i'm femlala

>>531136332
wife

>>531136794
pretty good choice, my first pick from barter 6 would prooobably be the second verse from check. but like i said it's impossibly hard to narrow down, feels like that entire tape is just insane start to finish.
glad you liked never made love, it's always felt weird to me that it's sorta a hidden-ish gem of his catalog because i think it's kinda a masterpiece.
enjoy your food, and heck you for not coming to talk music in person i love this shit

>>531137017
>dick twitched reading this
I gotta leave this place.

Post flists

>>531136320
Are you sure about that?

>>531137114
i'll reach out again soon, we can catch up and yap
i don't want to start a convo then afk lol

>>531134880
Make the pf and I'll join

>>531137202
ah it's you! i think! i've missed ya, just didn't want to bother you or anything especially when i was still Going Through It for a while (i still am but i'm way more well now)

dead general
dead game

>>531134880
how about you blow me instead

Someone post logs of that FT run!!!

What sort of content are you planning to do this week?

come join us in diablos for the FT at the Tuliyollal beach - instance 1 - Crystal
Private PF: A.B - PW 5813
we got to enrage of the wall

>>531137120
https://www.f-list.net/c/laeun

>>531137430
nap so can't annoy the BF anymore then already have!

>>531137430
m+

>>531137450
ok cool I got out of my other fuarked run I got one of my pieces to +2 and saw Taur enrage lessgo

>>531137430
my dc is releasing 7.2 this week so im probably gonna do some stuff before savage releases (i dont think i finished 7.1 msq)

>>531136339
This one has a lot of overlays... I'll see if I can re-construct something

>>531136746
SAM, VPR, MNK, DRG, and WHM

>>531137787
I appreciate it alot!

Man... does Eorzea even need me?

>>531137876
In a manner, yes. The world is a big place.

When are they gonna fix the NA servers?

All of Aether is congested so you can't travel. Some of Crystal is congested so you can't travel. Meanwhile Primal is just normal and Dynamis is a barren wasteland.

I know that apparently the "congested" issue is them trying to force the population into volunteering for a free transfer, but it's not working. Just merge it all into one big server or something. Who gives a shit about worlds at this point.

>>531137876
to be fair estinien is strong asf

Goooood night and sweet dreams to all femras, catgirls and.... some fieras are nice too I guess.

>>531137945
It's okay, the Japanese developers are working on fixing it because the Chinese servers are experiencing this exact problem.

>>531132765
The corner

Goodnigjt y'all

>>531136525
makai shorts and queen of hourne boots

>>531136723
I'm not even that white

>>531137102
I'm not sure about that...

>>531136707
yeah those kinds of parties are always big comfy

I am a femlala who is celebrating her birthday with lord of verminion
please queue for ranked verminion on Crystal
thank you

>>531137992
can you post all your plaps

>>531137992
...dyl catboys

my sunnie is eating watermelon and watching old rich piana videos

let's plot a course

When do you think Dawntrail will go on sale again? Maybe for TGS?

>>531137335
please don't, i messed up everything

>>531137992
Hello Nayr.

>>531137945
I dunno about Aether, but Crystal is only congested on Balmung, because that's where all the ERP degenerates travel to and stay put. The rest of Crystal's worlds are perfectly fine

>>531137992
>eu is obsessed with horsecocks

>>531138192
Sometimes the other servers are congested. It's just not often.

>>531138027
he'd be the strongest person in the world, no contest, if WoL didn't have main character hacks

>>531138092
I have never played Verminion in my life, but I will just for you.

>>531138123
just wait until it becomes free with the next expac

the stinkiest most wettest and gloopiest horsecock slime
t. catboy

>make a hearty and healthy dinner
>5 mins later get a terrible stomachache and take a nasty diarrhea shit
>feel empty and hungry again
;c

>>531138092
happy birthday

>>531138118
Astoundingly based.
Oh man I'm getting in the mood now...

>>531138118
kys pedocliquetranny

Hello, I have now created an album as requested, may put some more stuff there over time I previously didn't share here.
https://catbox.moe/c/f5yrpb

>>531138289
Order a pizza.

>>531138289
it's not like that food just went through you dude

>>531138289
FAT FUCK

>>531138347
>as requested
no one asked for this

Transchud

>>531138095
I don't get any!

>>531137114
/wave shy admirer here, wanted to share this song with you, hope you enjoy it artsy elf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO8TDygVa84

>>531137992
How do you get so mentally damaged that you find this attractive?

>>531138289
continue... you need a second dinner

>>531138472
I asked for this.

>>531138250
i actually don't have verminion unlocked

>Man I love women, you know what would make them better? A gigantic turd looking cock or a horsecock. That would be so fuckikg sexy.
"Straight men" btw.

>>531137992
>>531138498
Old news.
The other Croc beast in Frencord is way better.

My catboy is BISEXUAL and he just loves fat cock and sheathes as a jokie.

>>531138624
Transcock

>>531138624
No "straight man" likes futa. It's all either trannies or homogay men.

>>531138346
He's untouchable. Move on.

>>531138725
If futa is gay does that make cuntboys straight

My husky killed a cat.
I'm thinking based

Its straight to top trannies

>>531138725
>bisexual chads
ftfy

WHEN I SAY LICH
YOU SAY LIGHT

LICH

I love male hroths with vaginas.

>>531138847
king

Nigga call cc

>>531138498
Do you have a skinnier version of your character?

I'll NYEVER BE DRUNK ENOUGH TO FUCK A FEMLALA

>>531138846
Electrope does have many uses..

>>531137864
https://files.catbox.moe/70xwb5.ttmp2

>>531138846
I love this guy. Little goober.

>>531138498
do you like sunnies

>>531138975
NYEVER RIGHT?!

>>531138846
Do one of dodo as a jsnnie but he's actually getting paid

>>531132516
>needing a reason to play your character

>>531138072
why not...

>>531139005
Yeah
>>531138959
I had been thinking about making a slim, smaller croc, but no.

They call me superman because i can super suck a mean man cock

>>531138989
All of which were carefully written down, shared and studied amongst themselves.
>>531138993
He is quite charming.

Someone crashed my game right when Forked Tower was spawning.

>>531139162
I'm not seeing any proof?

>>531139171
wanna

>>531138990
Yeah, holy smokes that's perfect. Thanks so much for going through the trouble!

>>531138975
>>531139124
Unless, I'm just lying on the ground with my ______ woober out and someone happens to make use of it or whatever

>>531138501
well first of all this post made me smile, thank you for that. and second, this song is actually really stellar so double thanks. i love how warm it feels, the guitar tone is so pretty

here's a gift for you too, from one of my absolute favorite bands https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlkQz5pCj6E

if you ever feel less shy, i'd genuinely love to talk about music more

Femezen. Send tweet.

>>531139246
Have fun

stop gayposting

>>531139171
>I had been thinking about making a slim, smaller croc, but no.
You should do it.

>>531139271
hey man you might want to change tabs i think you got the wrong website

had some taco bell run by indians and now i can use my ass as propulsion

>>531139238
Wanna what?

>>531139171
Why do you look like poo?

>>531139369
fill me up

Actual footage of what my catboy sees when he's in enemy territory.

>>531139365
I also had some taco bell but this one is run by the hispanics

god damn I love me a crunchwrap supreme

>>531138912
10:35 CC ET Crystal
There's a GNB atm throwing games for their battlepass.

>>531139407
Reach out to me through discord, i'm playing cybahpunk right now.

>>531139324
SMOOCH

>>531139502
how do i do that

>>531139365
>visiting, let alone frequenting, any restaurant that's been taken over by pajoots
Why would you do this
Why would anyone do this

>>531136209
Closing the asylums was a mistake.

>>531139493
is it me

>go afk for a few hours
>come back
>no femlala has drained my balls
They're really losing their touch.

>>531139461
Is that ARMA III?

>5 hours of failing to reach balmung.
I'm gonna need to take out my frustrations soon.

>>531139493
Oh that's just me. You guys said GNB was broken so I'm learning how to play.

>>531139562
Gunner, Heat, PC

>>531139523
You can't just "smooch" one time and think I'm going to just go puppy brained everything's fine "bla bla blaa I will now be your wife" for you. This thread has problems.

Sc@

>>531139585
If femlala I could assist you.

>>531133716
Don't listen to them champion, you look cool.

>>531139747
How many smooches does it take?

>>531139747
My wife...

>>531139781
same...

my sunnie needs a big dark cock in her

>>531139124
Rape
>>531138975
Then you don't drink enough

>>531139892
Post the slut

YES I'M A CATBOY

>>531139252
That track was lovely, tyty! Reminded me of a vastly less adhd-ridden The Mountain Goats. time to dive into Cacoon's discography!
No...I'm okay, can't disappoint a picture as they say..

>>531139585
I am a femlala who is often made to be a stress reliever...

>>531139535
Join frencord, then look at the recent #futanari posts or something

>>531139781
I don't remember making this post?

Everyone on my friend list worth talking to has quit playing the game. The rest are either too autistic or have changed their names and I don’t know who the fuck they are.

>>531139957
do you like meena

>>531139973
You're Harvey, a 36 year old fudge packer

>>531140068
Is that even a real name?

>>531139973
My + is too big for you.

>>531139973
relieve my stress

>>531140003
never mind

>>531139892
I pull up.

>>531136698
im like 70% of that lmfao

>>531133325
malezen husband you say..

>>531140103
Nta, but…proof?

>>531139957
My catboy was unable to think of a witty followup to this post.

>>531135257
I like roes

>>531140097
Yes...

1:45 CC ET Crystal
https://files.catbox.moe/tqmgam.mp4

>>531139847
>>531139854
no more questions

>>531140176
I just shared my album.

>>531140143
bigger

>>531140241
Mb then, just opened the thread

>>531140143
WHO'S THAT POKEMON

>>531140229
Is it six smooches?

>>531139493
shit fuck thats a goddamn wife
t. straight suncat

>>531139959
sorry to burst the bubble (possibly) but that's one of their most calm songs, if not THE most calm. their songs are often very high energy and frenetic. they're also very skramzy, which turns a lot of people away at the door but is a genre i've always deeply adored

here's my favorite song of theirs, i really feel their lyrics are some of the most incredible ever put to paper. truly, deeply, achingly beautiful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt5JRjjJpW4

everybody is disappointing the more you know them. but i won't push you, just know the door is always open

>>531140304
https://catbox.moe/c/f5yrpb To save you the trouble.

>>531140143
Now catbox revealed version!

Holy moly big ole boobies

Who's the anal queen of xivvg

>>531139957
NO I'M A CATBOY

>>531140143
can you not pull up

>>531140143
My sunnie needs to unlock this character

>>531140478
>>531140454

>>531140478
My femezen

>>531135257
>>531140203
Femroes are so fucking ugly its crazy eww

>>531140478
That one goblin lala

>>531140103
PENIS SELLER WHAT DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO GET YOUR PENIS WHY WON'T YOU TRUST ME WITH YOUR BIGGEST PENIS PENIS SELLER I NEED THEM IF I'M TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN THE QUICKSAND

>>531140390
Why are there no pics with my femra?

>>531140478
Essi Kilpi (catboy version)

>>531140576
good one lol

>>531139195
Again, this bird surprises. Never seen him engaged in anything scholarly. Maybe someone else did the writing and studying.

>>531140590
Want to do something about that?

>>531138347
I request my backshots from my lala

>>531140576
My COCKS ARE TO BIG FOR YOU TRAVELER

Can’t wait to get home so I can bribe some random balmung to sodomize my femra’s mcdf

>>531140729
sure post it

>>531140576
kek

who are the blowjob brothers of xivg

Glufufu

>see lore-friendly femlala name
>the horny part of my caveman brain immediately becomes more active

>>531140651
Definitely.

>>531140790
You're one of the worst posters on /xivg/

>>531140805
we are SO back

>>531140760
Laz and Laz

>>531140805
Get a fucking trip SK.

>>531140729
I can
>>531140790
Rape

>>531140790
Sitting on the coach sucking the cokey cola from this glubbers boobies

>>531140805
I'm SAFE

>>531140760
laz and laz

>>531140815
I've been looking for partners to create poses with that I can share... Would love to meet up and talk about it sometime.

>>531140478
Ari Amaya, but only if you're a minor under 14 years old IRL

>>531140647
I seem to recall that the dodos developed their own language with a series of beak taps that were finally understood and translated. It was only then they could enlist outside help in writing down everything they had learned.

What are the best jobs in pve right now?

>>531139747
Sounds like theres a number then

One femlala to genuinely love please

who's egg is close to cracking just wondering haha

>>531140478
My toon if you're a shota

>>531140825
Nobody asked eu schizo

>>531132516
>reasons to play a male character
attention from female characters

>>531141026
what an odd post to make

>>531132516
I like playing male

>>531141059
BLM, VPR, DRG, MNK, PCT, SAM, and Raper.

>>531140605
How about NEITHER version

>>531141164
>Attention from female characters
Fake and gay

>>531140916
>Coach
PEELZ HERE

>>531141262
Effy Kibou

This malera found another series that actually managed to make me cry
>peacemaker
>better call saul
>dawntrail
>rising of the shield hero

>>531141164
>attention from female characters
this is a bad thing

>>531140864
Don't ever conflate me with that fucking loser.

>>531141262
i need to see more of essi bottoming

6:25 CC ET Crystal

>>531141262
If Essi (fem) have a gock does Essi (masc) have a cunt?

>>531141348
Shield Hero how? Its got almost no emotional moments past early S1 and is just isekai powerslop

>almost dead last in damage
>misinput LB onto someone that was already dead
>get meteodrived out of spawn
aiyah...jackie....

Every night when the sky turns red up above
I feel the beat in my veins and I'm searching for love
You know that hips don't lie, I leave you hypnotized
Just give me one more try to make you feel that vibe

>>531140752
>>531140885
I’m just yapping. Not gonna be home for another month

>>531141458
i said post it

>>531132516
Biofems love male characters

WAHOO DEMON TABLET DOWN

a level 3 sprout was asking where to find rats at in the limsa plaza and nobody was answering him

i guided him outside the city and pretended to leave him but im secretly flying overhead keeping an eye on him

ganbatte sprout-kun....

>>531141562
We hate sprouts they need to fuck off unless they're fake sprouts that provide us goonslop.

It really speaks to the lack of masculine camaraderie in this community that the only two males that anyone even thinks are friends are the Lazs and they aren't even really friends.

>>531141562
Damn my brain thought this thumbnail was south prontera

>>531141402
>SK is self depreciating now

>>531141658
Because every dude here troons out or when a biofem reveals herself they each backstab each other thinking they're going to score.

>>531141562
>lalaboy sprout
>clueless
>ignored by others so nobody'll miss him

All this talk about fuck and gooning yet WHERE is my sleeve?? I demand one right this moment!

I threw away my level 1 rogue weapon how do I get a new one :s

>>531141425
Well I just got to the Raphtalia episode after dropping it mid-run soooo

>>531141658
Moreso that men don't really need to advertise their friendships

>>531141530
Hmmm, perhaps the male psyche is so desperate for validation that they find the idea of a woman who can see past the disgusting depravity that is human slavery to still love the man who holds the chain, and redeem him for the good that may yet dwell in his heart.
(I think it's a dogshit concept.)

>>531141658
friends? I thought the question was about blowjobs...

>>531141658
Did you forget the two malezen?

>>531141658
>masculine camaraderie in this community
This is a grown ass man tranny simulator where they get to pretend to be hot girls on myspace (4chan)

Actually, you know what, I think this general would benefit if people started making myspaces for their characters and wrote on each other's walls and had top 8s and all that shit

>>531141330
No nuh uh
>>531141403
She yearns to top. The mood to receive is mostly reserved for my moonie. Mostly... maybe my new cuteboy catboy female cat (male) can too sometimes
>>531141412
All catboys are cuntboys but personally, mine is flat as a Ken doll (probably)

>>531141791
The first season was peak but it falls off a cliff

>>531141562
>im secretly flying overhead keeping an eye on him
Weirdo
>>531141773
Fucking creepy fuck

What did I fuck up in C+
>>531141861
Sex

>>531141658
I remember going to a male monthly meetup where we watched bullet train and that was genuinely a ton of fun
I'm sad those slowly stopped happening

>>531141164
Allegedly true
They had matching last names

>>531141861
Vaginal neglect album with Effy

>Shield hero past S1
Watch a good Isekai like Mushoku Tensei

>>531141826
Imagine how hard this anime would have flopped if he rescued Raphtalia from slavery and then she loved an unrelated man or even just went off to live her own life afterwards. Viewers would have chimped.

Most fertile xiv?
Most barren xiv?

providing overwatch in my fighter jet

Hello

>>531141957
I love that one.

>>531141957
s2 of that was not poggers

Any nier raid queues on Crystal DC?

*Plap, plap, plap, plap*
"Stop that's my wife!" cried the rabbit-cat boy hybrid as he witnessed the enormous lizard slamming her equine cock into his beloved. He slowly sunk down to his knees and sobbed, knowing that his wife was being stretched out to the point of no return. He would never be able to satisfy her after this experience.

>>531142093
>rabbit-cat boy hybrid
The what

>>531142048
>Join the male cwls
That's a thing?

>>531142093
Good. Fuck miera and catboys. Get cucked by a futa

>>531142093
>lizard
>equine cock
What

>>531142042
What did you not like about s2?
>>531142029
You are my friend!

>>531142168
It was, once upon a time. Not sure about now.

>>531142179
Horse cocked futa femra, idiot.

>>531142093
>rabbit-cat boy
Sounds like someone wanted to cuck both races and just did this lmfao

9:35 CC ET Crystal

me melf is bored anyone doing anything?

i dont roleplay or edate i just like elves and i like playing as one

>>531141957
I am once again recommending Surviving the Game as a Barbarian as one of the only isekais I've ever liked.

>>531141523
WOOOOOO
I LOVE YOU ALL

>>531142217
Like a monitor lizard?

>>531142181
>What did you not like about s2?
it stopped being comfy

>Google Chrome killed my adblocker
>Opera's isn't beating Youtube's adblock detection
This shit goes hard tbdesu

Man, going through ARR on my new Free Trial, there really is a lot of soul in the ARR stuff. The content all fucking sucks, but it has soul. Dawntrial content is pretty good, but it's so soulless.

>>531141540
And even the Bahamut Ultimate is solved with triggernometry.
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1QQMRzyEV5/
What excuse do we have?

>>531142093
that's kind of hot

>>531141164
Do you like femlalas...

>>531142358
No one asked, P. Diddy.

>talk to someone
>add each other to friend lists
>never get a message from them again
>too afraid to message them
I hate this.

Why do the mogtome events always have these random sets available? I sort of get when they're a dungeon set that you can't reliably farm but who the fuck is the target audience for thse?

>>531142217
nta but that sounds retarded, why would it be a horse and not some sort of reptilian piece?

/kneel

>>531142358
Firefox chads stay winning as always
Who the fuck uses Opera lmao

>>531142358
You have to use Firefox now, bro.

There are ways you can get Chrome to still use uBlock Origin, and I think uBlock Origin Lite still works, but they are going to phase that shit out as quickly as possible. Apparently August is the next update, and after August it's gone completely. Pretty much every other browser that you know about is all Chromium, so you really, really need to start learning to appreciate Firefox and finding comparable Extensions for Firefox of what you currently have on Chrome.

>>531141914
That meetup made me feel isolated because everyone was effervescing about how amazing and groundbreaking Bullet Train was and I thought it was forgettable dogslop. Like goddamn I'm out of touch or something.

what accent do maid goblins have
i like to think they've got a bristolian accent

>>531142498
sprouts that dont know any better I think

>>531142409
P Diddy was innocent though?
>>531142557
>>531142563
I'm not gay sorry

>>531142508
Is the concept of a horsecocked futa so strange to you?

>>531142498
I heard that apparently each of the sets in these mogtome events are community-designed, so that's kinda neat

my femra will be getting the biggest sleep good night
>>531142369
the world design after ARR took a huge nosedive and we never recovered from giant empty spaces nor did they ever find activities to make players do in zones to prevent them from being devoid of players when the msq is over

>>531142338
That's understandable but it's a major plot shift. With actual stakes involved in a story. Sorry, it didn't feel comfy for you anymore.

>>531142679
GYATT!!! Also I agree

>>531142679
Please go back to your Sunnie

>>531142679
Nice lizard

>>531142624
I liked that movie a lot and felt like it was a lot of fun, but I'm not gonna dickride it and act like it was generational cinema or anything. Just a fun action movie with some neat storytelling choices.

>>531142372
people pay for ultimate clears
people cheat for ultimate clears
it's nothing new, but if they get caught their account is getting deleted.
not because SE will do anything, but because cheating is shameful and they do it themselves.

>AS is back
>MM is back

>>531142679
Val we just need you back to your sunnie

>>531141185
>>531141370
>>531141540
>>531142372
What am I looking at. Are these the Chinese cheater plugins?

>>531142679
Post outfit mod first

>>531142841
yes it's splatoon on crack

>>531142639
To people outside evrope, yes.

>>531142639
I don't find it strange, I find it boring and lazy. Why not put in the effort to make something that fits the natural aesthetic appeals of the character?

Are the "femboys" in this game into male characters or are they into futrannies like seemingly everyone else?

>>531142498
Like the other guy said, it's apparently community design contest winning sets.

>>531142921
Actually valid ngl

And she glubs

>>531142093
This reads like Fenoxo himself wrote it while drunk off his ass

>>531135313
Face 7. Height 78 or something like that. Muscle slider at like 80. Figure the rest out yourself.

Why do male modbeasts all insist of having completely inked out necks?

>>531142963
Femboys only play female characters, you want FTM.

>>531142963
yes, of course, silly.

>>531142995
Oh my god do I glub.
I glub all the time.

>>531143012
Wow, you just gave me some nostalgia.
Or more like ptsd, actually.

>>531142638
>I'm not gay sorry
You'll be gay by September. Please look forward to it.

>>531142679
Hmm... marriage.

>>531143090
>Getting the reference

>Buy gloves and shoes and hat for spiritbond
>It's erotic
>>531143136
I'm gonna be trans?

1:45 CC ET Crystal

I fucking love putting random lights in shit!!!!!!!

https://ko-fi.com/tnkrk
thank god we can support the people who actually care for this game!

going to zadnor ny'all want anything

>>531143406
One wife please

The enormous muscular lizard pulled her horse cock free of the cuck catboys wife, leaving her stomach inflated with her life giving fluids. She gave the catboy a sneer as she walked over to the fire place and pulled out the branding iron that had been resting in it. She pushed the branding iron against the tiny miqo'tes cum inflated stomach, searing her skin, marking her and causing her to screaming out in pain.
The buff au ra let the branding iron fall to the ground as she walked over to the sobbing catboy, wrapping her hands around his throat and beginning to squeeze.

>>531143328
whatever the fuck that is, I will wait 35 seconds for someone to add it to unvaulted.

>>531143406
some waffles

>>531143236
We like this.

>>531143439
What happened to rabbit hybrid?

Femra munching Monday soon

>>531143435
I don't think they sell those there
>>531143464
I'll try

>>531143328
Has anyone ripped the Wolf cut from the mobile game into retail yet?

Chat how do I make chatgpt write my erp for me?

>didnt farm gold on release cuz i leveled the phobs i thought were fun and not the ones good for gold farming
>its dead now

>>531143551
what's it look like?

>>531143132
Yeah. He's still around, by the way, trickling out his slop to milk patreon bux. Still hate that the RPG elements of his games are actually decent, despite the... inventive... writing.
>>531143439
Fenoxo, please, save it for CoC2.

>>531143439
my sunnie needs this

>>531143328
>>531143440

Is my CC husband Lug bolt in the Q?

>>531143615
This is ffxiv if you don't do the content within the first month you'll miss out.

>>531143615
its like 3k an hour solo
not great but not terrible

>>531143589
Write "How do I make chatgpt write my erp for me?" into chatgpt.

>>531143615
just solo, it's not ideal but its doable. You can also check with the FT discord servers, there are always gold farm parties.

>>531143705
Why would I want any of these?

>>531143715
I did not see him in any of the games I played.

>>531143715
He is piping catgirls

>>531143439
>using "her" twice in the same part of the sentence but referring to two different subjects
>missing punctuation
>"fire place"
D- you'll need to stay after class

time to throw a frontline game because my team chases the guys in third instead of the first place team running away with no mp and purifies

>>531143647
>Fenoxo, please, save it for CoC2.
Most of the writing is done. I just want to share my glorious tales with the rest of you.

So when I started raiding a year-ish ago I was stupid and retarded and weird I guess because when I joined the Discord VC I tried putting on a girl voice even though I'm a guy and it's not like I've done any voice training in my life so I figured I would sound like the grossest tranny in the world but everyone thought I was a woman and now 4 of us are all going to be in the same state due to people traveling for meetups and they want me to show up and hang out and I've never told them that I'm an actual guy IRL and I don't know how to break it to them after a year of basically LARPing as a girl I still don't understand how they think I'm a woman due to the fact that when I hear myself in sound recordings I sound like a tranny but they're all deadset on believing that I'm a biological woman and I don't want to show up to the meetup and be all hey guys guess what I'm a fucking man lmao gotcha good there didn't I and I don't think I can keep up this facade any longer either because it's wearing me out thanks for listening to me vent....

>>531142383
femra/miqo only sorry

>>531132353 (OP)
Spooky Club!

This week we'll be doing something from our recommendation list! An anime called Terror in Resonance! Mystery, suspense, and psychological are it's tags so I'm hoping for something good! The description says its about a detective investigating the bombing of a nuclear power plant.

>What is Spooky Club?
Spooky Club is a weekly light rp meet dedicated to worshipping the old gods and manifesting their will upon this plane of existence... also we watch stuff sometimes...

>Rules?
Don't be rude or lewd

• July 16, 09:00 PM EDT | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: Terror in Resonance

>>531143440
The modder is porting every face from EW into DT. They're also pricing each port 3 euros.
>>531143772
Some people are just so used to what their characters looked like before DT

>>531143615
It's no biggie, bro. Farming shit solo is usually the best way anyway. You can control the pace and you aren't beholden to other people.

The thing that really sucks is that if you don't do EXs or Savage on release, you're just fucked until like 3 expansions later when you can finally solo it.

>>531143439
This reminds me I should actually write something at some point because jesus CHRIST

>>531143717
Sounds about right. Its why I miss out in like every extreme and dont bother PFing if I miss out on week1-ing it.

>>531143737
Thank you comrade.

>>531143764
I'd rather die of radiation poisoning.

>>531143837
Use this as a lesson not to lie to people going forward. It will always catch up to you.

>>531143897
I am literally buying the lala face

>>531143819
Sorry professor, I'll let you proofread first time time. You can be the first to read all of the fucked up stories I write.

>>531143928
Eyup. I still want the P4S chestpiece, but I'm not going to be able to get that until a .X patch of the next expansion at LEAST.

>>531143837
This is a very weird larp shitpost.

>>531143615
>its dead now
You can easily get a party of 8 if you post a pf in thread, Nonny.

>Get the random match
>Blatantly obvious discord duo spiking people
yikes

Can we get some more fucking LOWLANDERS up in here?

i am still
a male moonie

>>531143837
time to start taking estrogen sis

>>531144119
This dude has been eating bees

>>531144119
>That hair.
Huh, that one's going to grow up into a highlander.

Can we stop promoting some more fucking PEDOPHILIA up in here

5:35 CC ET Crystal

>>531144119
Sure

I changed my wol's hairstyle now half the glams have hats that look off with it compared to the old style

>>531144267
stupid erotic bitch!!! ToT

Anyone want to gold farm?

FYI you can use ktisis to see where the traps are in forked tower as they are "Physical objects"

>tried to change my character's hairstyle
>none of the glams look good now

>>531144323
Was calling her stupid really necessary?

>>531144373
I wish I had FT unlocked, this seems like prime goofing off hours.

Okay screw it, 6 hours wasted trying to reach balmung, not going to bother.

>>531144373
Surprised the ground didn't break when you landed

Better than using a modded hair that I think looks nice but doesn’t work with hats at all.