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#24 NA Tournament VOD:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B75J9NH0OpU
#19 EU Tournament VOD:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZYaKufs4GM
Next tournament is in August.
>Older Tournament VODshttps://pastebin.com/y5xV4pqN
https://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/
2.10 Patch notes (has a link to ranked changes as well)
https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/news/detail/?id=xr2dnxjz8
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>(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.
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Playstation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.
>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.
>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya and Galleon, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR&si=MqZagR-IO8ue8gxQ
>This week's F2P rotationGran, Lowain, Bea, Kat
>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/
>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/
>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR
>Twitter hashtagshttps://twitter.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711
>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs
>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142
>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/
>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409
Previous Thread:
>>531030861
>paragon eu with money
>it's just gonna be a bunch of meteras and lowains
yum!
Disgusting cow proportions.
>>531211958>a bunch of meterassounds based
>>531211743Remove the dash input and replace it with a "Blue Guard" input.
>>531209139>Vas can combo after the guard breakEvery day I find more reason to hate this fucking character
if you lose as metera you literally got skill gapped, doesn't matter the match up
she doesn't have a single bad one
>>531212149rank on sheep?
>>531212129Or, we change BC back to a forward input, and have M+H backwards be fautless defense like before. Of course this means accidental BCs could be more likely, and tieing BC to brave points has already been a solution people have issues with since release.
The should just prevent BC from giving HKD on counter and nerf zoners so they can't BC.
i challenge you vasanon
i want your crystals
also known as gemmies
i want them so i can be GM
and accepted
give them to me
>>531213376Make sure to stream it.
I think i am going to drop luci.
He just feels like half a character before lvl 3 and getting lvl 3 is hard as fuck, i got 2 full combos(50 of a health bar) and still lvl 2.
Cy really gutted him, why are all the cool characters bottom tier in this game?
>the character with a unreactable command grab is bottom tier
>>531212589Suuuuuuuurrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee.......
>>531215225>Command grab combos into 60% even midscreenYeah this character is ass.
>>531213376MY crystals?
You will serve as a ladder that gets me to GM instead!
yes yessss focus on boss character nerfs like luci and versusia yessss
buff bubs yesssssssssssssssssss
>>531215489holy fuck vasGAWD is out for blood... niia's menstrual blood...
>>531215564A mid.boss is still a boss character.
Luci will be gigabuffed when Meg releases.
>>531184819I recorded this match. This guy didn't anti air my DP so it went pretty easy.
https://files.catbox.moe/061cnf.mp4
Not sure what to focus on learning. There are so many characters and so many moves it feels very daunting to learn how to counter or punish everything.
>>531214634You really missed the golden age. I played him during the BL buff and it was delightful.
>>531216285I love Magus, her design is simple, she's a retard like most primals, and she's so one track. Great simple villain with simple mindset, and her design is simple and sexy as well. She should get in with Raziel too.
>>531215317i'd like to go for GM but i don't know if i'm good enough
>vasgawd has a fraction of my matches and he's already competing for GM
Gene isn't real........
>>531217192>>531216473I'm hopelessly addicted to girls with horns but I don't like Magus.
I guess it's because her hair kinda makes it look like she has a massive forehead
Yes!
It happened!
300 crystals reached!
I will be stronger, i will be better!
I am comming for you GMs!
>>531217676yeah, imo it makes her look dorky and cuter.
>>531217749Edit your fucking profile
>>531217831I dont know how.
shy4894
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>>531218126Vas players everyone
I like "Mr.Pilsa" because in my country "pils" was a thingamabob kind of name we used for beer which we had in basically every comics and shit so it always bring back good memories.
>>531218126Go to Player Info from the main menu and I'm sure you can figure out the rest
>>531216814>Play braindead top tier>Get carriedWoah! You must think all those launch Niers who got to master have the gene too, you fucking retard.
>>531218581Layers in paint.net are hard and apparently I'm just as retarded.
Okay people that's enough bullying, pack it up!
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Buff Bubs.
>>531219376he deserves it for bullying everyone he plays with vas
>>531219540Very well, but in exchange only technical inputs are allowed and she's not A cup.
>>531218126>>531218581you main bea in real life
>>531219425He already got buffed to top 5...
>>531220447she wants top 1 bubs
>>531219540too late now, Sho's already trooned out
i want a buffalo chicken cheese steak today
>>531220593You should eat some veggies too for some vitamins and fiber
>Opponent is playing Vaseraga/Metera/Ferry/Lowain/Vane/Ladiva/Cagliostro
>>531216368work on confirming your random pokes (2m, etc).
stop doing the full autocombo into nothing.
dont let them just take their turn after you dragon them.
nice 2h! you will figure out whats punishable or atleast giving you your turn back eventually over time. just open the character dustloop if something or somebody gets you repeatedly.
onion
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>>531216368You'll wanna do more than just auto combos into special when the opponent blocks up close. Give them a reason to start taking risks, especially in a corner.
Something super simple like c.L gives plus frames. Use a slower or delayed attack afterwards to catch them trying to attack back. Or walk up and do another c.L, a shimmy, or a throw to keep encouraging them into doing something other than blocking. This isn't the only way to be offensive, but a simple one. It's harder to confirm hits compared to a full auto combo, but it's way more effective.
You should also try using your ultimate skills and raging strike more after hits, it'll help carry them to a corner.
>>531221318you forgot grimnir and bubs my good sir
Holy shit this mom fucking suck. And I'm not talking about Djeeta's peanitz
>>531216368why are you throwing random f.(what i assume to be M) willy nilly? If that sandal wasnt shit he wouldve whiff punished and comboed you out of the corner.
they really put that green square nigga in there with a belialnigga
what did they expect
>>531221423Shut the fuck up blue Zoi you don't even practice what you preach
>>531221834there is more than one zooey in this thread doe...
>>531222293people playing how i used to play on delay games in 10F with wifi players
>>531222293DLN is my hero
So now that we know Season 2 is the last season how do we feel about the roster?
Nemone is coming in season 3, though.
>>531222293so this is the power of the strongest Bea...
he didn't get attention the first time now he's trying the same thing again
I've never played you guys but I'm sure I've played one laggy mashy bubs from here at some point out there in the wild, forgot his name though
>>531222293>literally pro level matchwhat the fuck is wrong with the people who play this game, you dont see that shit on sf6.
Legit question, why is the skill level on GBVSR so low across the board compared to ANY other fighting game?
>>531223072one of them is a cheater and the other one is probably laughing his ass off.
>>531223072Simply put, you're retarded.
>>531223072dln has either blocked or gotten blocked by every half decent gm player because he keeps ragequitting
he's the 3rd highest beatrix right now purely off farming shitty master players
sis saw DLN's name and called it pro level
>>531223072sieg is also dead if he fucks up the whiff punish.
>>531223396He is GM thoughbeit. What are you?
whatcha doin today DLN?
>making male feet mods
Ah okay
Hello fellows. I started maining lucilius recently, what uma musume should i build up next?
UWE-
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UWE
dog anus
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>>531223779it's nice out here.
>>531223072You're just too low level to understand it. He's using Bea's fast and high active frame heavy to wall the Sieg out. What would you do there? Sit like a retard doing nothing, allowing the Sieg to put up his flame wall projectiles and then orkan and UWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE all over your face? Or just let him walk you into the corner with his command grab?
>>531224854GOOD MOOORNING DLNTROON
>>531223072>DLN>pro leveldude is a carried trash player who's blocked by almost any remotely decent player
>>531223072>SF games don't have people with privileged buttons throwing them out willy nilly to check for approaches, especially in matchups without fast fireballsDo you actually play SF?
>>531225192he is still grandmaster which is the "top level"
>>531224854Genuinely unsure if troll post or not but
>What would you do there? Sit like a retard doing nothingThat's exactly what the sieg did and he won the "interactions".
what a good day to play some grimblo scramblo fantasy rise.com
SF is the highest level of gaming
>>531225701that's just cammy being a retard, this only happens because teching is more risk so people for some reason think taking 5 throws in a row is smart.
>>531225701>spending all those resources is hella worth because of the throw loop risk rewarddogshit ass game
i'm thankful rising is so much better
>>531225290Unlike Sieg, Bea has to approach to force her win condition. He tried to approach but miscalculated the spacing on the 66H and was punished for it. The Sieg only "won" one interaction due to a high risk choice on the Bea's part. That's how top players lose. By making a mistake and getting punished for it by the other top player. This happens in every grand finals of every tournament ever. Now post your GM badge.
>>531225667wubbly theres a mosquito on your head
fellas, what is the top playable ping on this game. Asking cus rollback.
>>531225850nah, cammy is legitimely retarded. Should've teched.
>>531226226Ah yes, the high risk choice of constantly mashing random shit full screen. I see, I understand now.
>>531226242Assuming no wifi niggers, 130 I guess
>>531226242depends on your definition of playable.
the game runs fine to 200, past 200 it gets sketchy but i wouldnt say unplayable until 250, but even there's much variance in 250+, you COULD get 'playable' games, but i doubt it would be common
of course, fags will say anything past 30ms is unplayable.
yuel!!
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>>531224093>sadistic degree>butt pressure>strength of smellI need more information. Where does Yuel fall in those categories?
Especially the last one.
>>531226226>He tried to approach but miscalculated the spacing on the 66H and was punished for it.what the fuck are you watching. he wasn't punished for it. he got counterhit mashing f.h after whiffing 6 times in a row.
>>531226518>Sadistic degree1 star
>Butt pressure5 stars
>Strength of smellCannot be estimated, too high.
>>531226516Nigger anything above 150 is visible rollbacks every other second tier, what is wrong with you
>>531226427>>531225845God you are so retarded I can't even get mad it's kind of cute
>>531225258if you blacklist/are blacklisted by most GM players you can climb with a negative winrate
grandmaster isn't "top level" anyways, I'm GM and i'm not a top level player and there are GMs are that worse than me
>>531226825*slaps his cock across your face*
"is this cute too?!"
*he breathes offegantly, part in anger and part in something he cant quite name as his cock quickly hardens in his hand.*
i'm bored of rising
is horsepussy any good?
>>531226790>Cannot be estimated, too high.
>>531227171literally addicted to horse pussy
>>531226518it seems that artist is interested in Kou over Yuel
they should take zeta 2l and give it to kat
>>531226518>>531226790>>531227741nevermind
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111639636
>>531224093How has no one asked for a source yet?
Reverse image search and sauceNAO yield nothing...
>>531228417anon above you...
um
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>>531228378award winning prose
>>531228378Jesus christ...
This artist truly gets me...
I forgot my pixiv login account, someone help a nigga out and catbox it
>>531229004https://files.catbox.moe/5pvcdh.jpg
You're welcome fellow foxsniffer.
>>531229004How I was reincarnated as the singularity of another world and got pink eye. Volume 1:
https://litter.catbox.moe/5fj6bg8j5vitav10.png
why is everybody into sniffing butts fantasy rising
he drew kou anus sniffa...
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>wow... It's an anus that feels like an asshole
>>531228804the japs are not okay
>wow... It's an anus that feels like an asshole
5pvcdh
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>>531226958>the game is only good when you're one of the 20 best players in the worldthis is not a good look for a game
game should look decent at GM at least
>>531229307Kou's anus is smooth, pink, and smell of strawberries, it's okay.
>>531223072because it has no players
>>531230309oh shit, we discord fightan now?
To be honest I'd rather the game be dead than have a player slash fan base like Strive's.
>but why strive out of nowhere?
we are never reaching SF6/T8 numbers, Strive is the closest/ most realistic.
Thanks for the games bubzanon
I feel like shit for not playing in 2 weeks, I'm so rusty and made so many wrong decisions
>>531230791it gets better in the next few days
you just have to suck it up
and yeah, it fucking sucks
>>531230713nier is smelly bros? why is she only 3 stars while yuel gets 6 out of 5?
>>531229840the GM system is terrible, people have been asking for an elo system
>>531230713>strength of smell: 3 starsHorribly wrong. She's an easy five.
>>531231052To be honest Yuel should get a 7 and Nier a 6
fml
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i'm getting even worse at the game.. i dropped two square colors. i think i should take a break and play something else for a week or two.
>>531230519whats wrong with strive? trannies? if so we have more than enough
>>531231601square colors are meaningless bwo
am i retarded or does luci 5u-M into f.L is kinda tight?
>>531231601Same. Whenever I play other Masters, I eat shit. Have been playing one to three days max the last couple of weeks, sometimes helps, sometimes I just eat shit.
>>531231708Not him, it's still an indication of your recent lose-win ratio.
>>531231708to you. i also lost half my crystals. i hadn't much to begin with but still. feels bad.
>>531231672Ignore that fag, we have a resident bl*zblue secondary that doesn't even play these games bringing random gamewar posts
>>531231910you know who is behind every post? cool superpower
>>531231850>Not him, it's still an indication of your recent lose-win ratio.no its not.
>>531232058He makes the exact same shitposts at the same hours
>>531232264based schizo knowledge
NEVER take your meds
>>531231850>it's still an indication of your recent lose-win ratio.Not neccessarily.
You can lost 20 matches against green squares while you are have a pink square and it won't change. Meanwhile losing a handful of matches against a fellow pink square will drop you down to orange.
>>531232361>You can lost 20 matches against green squares while you are have a pink square and it won't changeshit that never happens ever
>>531231672All kinds of undesirables.
>if so we have more than enoughThey have it an order of magnitude worse.
>>531232432It doesn't matter how often it happens. What matters is that the square colour system sucks more dick than Metera at a boyscout meeting.
>>531232570It's still a better indicator of skill than rank.
>>531232680no it's not
I had a pink square climbing in this game when I was B rank. that's pure shitter cope, the squares are completely meaningless
>>531232680... Yes, anon. It totally is.
There, there.
>>531227171>Asking if the game with no gameplay is goodRetarded?
>>531232785No one is climbing anymore. Any pink square outside of master/GM is a shark.
>>531233138But Meg isn't out yet?
>>531231601What is victory without the possibility of defeat?
speaking of Meg, I've seen some people excited about EVO because they think Meg is going to be revealed
people are memory-holing Mr. Pilnas...
>>531233805they showed versusia, sandy and rat at last evo
>>531233805>>531233881I'd rather have a season 3 confirmation than 3 seconds of the characters we know we're getting if I'm honest.
>>531234123>I'd rather have a season 3 confirmationPrepare to be disappointed. At most we'll get 3sec of Ilsa.
More than enough for me to cum
>>531234408GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GIVE ME HER NOW
>>531234563NO PLEASE LEAVE MY BUSSY ALONE ILSA
>>531228378this nigga needs to go on a list
>>531232520well yeah, we have less players so that makes sense
>>531235098No. You'll get Mr. Pilnas and a shill dyke first. Then you can finally get Ilsa on 26th February 2026.
Why the fuck did they do 2 6Ds in a row anyway? They at least put another character between the 2 Eternals in Versus
why am I addicted to dogshit games like this one
oops meant to post this in /uma/
wait this wasn't /sfg/? my bad gang
>>531236093break the cycle, you can do it
>>531236269no. i am gonna double down and play ragnarok online while i wait for queues to play rising.
>>531236373sad
>>531236429play better games or you know, actually get a useful that will make your life better in some years or later down your life
>>531236574whatever skill (I assume you wanted to say that) I learn will make me miserable because I literally have no passion or interested or anything but shit games
>bad day yesterday finding ladivas and unos endlessly
>maybe ill try again today
>first match is a lowain + controller fucking up, then insurgent
oh no....
>go into granblue on twitch
>no people in my language streaming
>go into strive
>the same
>get annoyed
>go into street fighter because its the biggest game on twitch from fighters
>nobody as well
why the fuck is that, i dont know a single person in real life that plays fighters
all people from my country play league with a bit of dota and valorant, kill me
>>531236764All he want is peace and quiet, anon.
>>531236816stop being iranian
>>531236816if you're european/mexican/brazilian there's some majors here and there if you're looking to play offline, if you're SA or SEA i think you're fugged
>>531237159slop just like this game!
>>531236764good. suffer, cunt.
>>531237159racing game in rising when?
>>531237393they have been donating money to buy ryegrass for one of these fucking horses
>>531233294Get your fatass out of my store, Zamtrios
>>531237852harvins are just upset they need a ladder to get on one
I think you should post Wamdus, anon, it'd be really nice and funny. And you know what would be even more funny? If you posted Wamdus' wanus, it'd be fucking hilarious I reckon.
>>531239458>>531239476POST THE WANUS
I NEED TO SLURP IT
>>531241867I'm in the abyss
>>531241867kill the caggot
shoot the caggot
*ak sounds*
>>531241993This is making me feel corny...
GET OFF THE FUCKING DUB BRICK I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SEND YOU PIPEBOMBS
>enjoying a show
>out of nowhere character goes ''im fucking trans btw''
>instantly out and i havent been able to resume watching for 30 minutes now
grubs for this feel?
>>531243889The Sandman
[Delirium is very cute though
>>531243142>consuming normalgoycattle mediayou did it to yourself. stick to niche vidya, music and the classics
So uuh how many master crystals mean you're good
>>531244507anything between 69 and 420
no more, no less
I hate the way Sandy is busted, what do you mean this shoto has a fireball that just beats all other fireballs with no recovery frames and you can't even evade any of his good pressure tools because he still ends up plus
>>531245675sandy is more tame than belial get off your rocker
>>531245818Yeah but Belial at least has some gimmicks, Sandy just wins by throwing an unbeatable option people have to pay 50 meters to have a shittier version of
>>531246387just walk up and block it so it goes away
the water ball is like potemkin giganter kai
>>531246596I swear to god some of you who post here don't actually play this game with ""advice"" like this
The only egregious part of Sandalphon's moveset is his heavy lariat wallbouncing from anywhere on all elements. Wind is busted, but he explodes if he gets hit.
>>531247119ok so you’re just gonna let him walk behind it and take up space and push you to the corner. got it.
Are we playing in the lobby today?
I have stuff to do so it will take a little while for me to be able to play but I'd like to grub today...
>>531247964Not like anyone will particularly care if you're there or not.
>>531248164I own the lobby albeit
>>531247276>Low hp makes it fair!>>531247892>Just run towards Chun!Why do faggots ITT think universal fighting game problems we've been talking for decades are actually solved by doing the wrong things
>>531248367the
>we need timmy to be able to jump whenever he wantsbutton
>>531248406This is the same thread that argues Charlotta has nothing going for her.
>>531248406they are solved
why do you think you see the same general pool of top players in every top 8 bracket for any fg?
you're just lazy/bad
People who can't even make it to masters despite the inflated ranking system will unironically defend the honor of their mains at all costs huh
>>531248969I can't make it to master. Got a problem with that?
Will you accept the challenge, or flee like a woman?
>>531249153Yesterday I accepted a match with 300ms with the intent of blocking the player... but as soon as we got into the match his ms went down to 100.
>>531231601>Dropped down to Yellow because i kept rematching a GM Yuel main several days in a row>Haven't lost to any other Yuel sinceYou obsession with a leftover ArcShit system that barely works is holding back your development.
Break free of Daisuke's vision, he hates you and wants you to stay perpetually bad.
Flee. Flee like the vagina owner you are. You won't FT10 me.
>>531249153i guess either way cause alt+enter can solve any problem and will never get patched
>>531231601I know your testimony goes beyond just square colors.
It happens, anon. There are days and days. It's fine, you'll bounce back.
But as others have stated, learn to not mind the square. It is meaningless
>>531248969im not a sandy main
i just used him in training mode for more than 5 minutes
>>531247276>his heavy lariat wallbouncing from anywhere on all elementsThat shit feels like an U move on H with the reward and how he can practically evade everything before it starts too
>>531247964i could maybe log in for a bit
>>531231601share your account with me. i will have you pink within two hours or your rupies back guaranteed.
How the heck do I deal with that one Zoi move where she rises up and comes down
>>5312515982h her or spotdodge it and throw her. h version is the only one thats plus but medium is +0 iirc.
>>531252206Yes. 0 is plus if it's your move and minus if it's mine
>>531252206you wouldnt get it.
>>531241867Top 1 Reasons You Should Never Play Ranked from the Green Cab in the Wobby (Reason Number One Will Shock You)!
>>531252556>tfw your lobby gf sees you demoted square colorso embarrassing omigosh
Recommend me edgy user names for lucilius account
>>531254137XxBladeStormxX
>>531252206it's actually -0 because your opponent has throw invul, so they have access to a 4f button and your fastest button is 5f
I fought a zeta and won 2 ft2 but it feels kinda cheap. Like when you know the other dude is better and you just bullshitted your way to success. Dude was pushing my shit in and i basically won off a few stray hits and reversal SSBAs... hell i was even dropping my combos left and right since i barely labbed him.
>>531255290if you do it from full screen you arent in throw range. #uselessfuckingzoifacts
>>531253919IWantToKillMyself
get back here soriz you can rotate with us
>>531256808its okay ive gotta finish some work in the garage.
>>531254397>>531256284The Xx crap is no longer used so it'll be obviously ironic
DarkAngel is also the nickname of a legit great mexican KoFfag so people might think you're just a fan of his
How am I supposed to know when people are in the lobby if you guys don't say so in the bread...
>>531257176Oh hey, I played against this faggot.
He ragequit on me right as my match winning SBA animation was starting.
>>531257581stalk EVERYONE and check the follow list constantly
>>5312539197petals4urcoffin
>>531256183If you do it from max range, you are actually +1 and it's funny
>>531258717oh wait I'm thinking of zoi's L DP which is normally minus on block
I don't think you can make M DP plus, unless you do it meaty
>>531257067Yeah, I know about DarkAngel kek he seems pretty chill. I can only assume he created that username years and years ago and now he simply can't let go of it.
>>531253741deep breaths, it'll be okay
lmao he does love posting about himself
>>531253919Paradisus Perditus
>>531253919>>531262837Oh, give him some Biblical name like Azrael or something. Just go digging for badass angel names and find one.
>i have clear life lead
>opponent runs away and stays back
why are people like this. is it a goading tactic?
>>531264232Well I mean, did it work?
ummm don't make a room we want exp
>>531264301What, you need ANOTHER prismatic weapon?
The lobby is old and busted.
Join my room, come play
Password is gbvsg
>>531264374Something came up and I had to close the room. Will open again shortly
>>531264294it's just stupid how this kind of playing exists and people think they will fall for it. bro is here to play chess and he keeps moving his king in circles.
>>531264232this game has unavoidable chip damage so playing safe for a comeback is still a valid tactic.
>>531264294It pissed him off clearly to the point he made a post about it.
>>531266963Testament's body, erotic...
>>531266963now i have to know who out of the two beas is the gooner...
Why is the crush system so inconsistent and fucking gay
What do you mean there are some slow as fuck fH buttons dedicated to stop people from pressing that actually lose to a bunch of other buttons because of their level not fitting their DP tier total durations
>>531267640Same reason why defensive mechanics like backdashes and fuzzy jumps are practically non-functional, so lil Timmy can win.
can i use demo version and pay dlc character and play just time? or is it too much of a hindrance?
>>531268376meant play just fine*
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>ears back
MREEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
HISSSSSSSSSSSS
meeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwww
growl
>Losing to a GM with 10k crystals results in the same crystal loss as someone with the same amount even if you have like 20 of them
>>531268376Pretty sure the free version only gets to use the rotation characters.
>>531214734I can only feel irony from this image or take anything lucifaa related seriously knowing that he jobbed in 3 universes and can't actually win in any of the timelines, he's a designated jobber.
>>531269385das rite, zero sum wyboi
give zane your gems
I'm beginning to think Vane is not for me, his normals feel so fucking bad to use
They are very slow and committal but with like an inches worth of extra range at best compared to the rest so you eat a full punish for people casually evading, jumping or rolling your far heavy
His shield is also janky as fuck in when it decides to work and just doesn't in certain matchups
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk
Delicious cow proportions.
>>531272396The way you play him has to be a bit preemptive. His 2M and 5H are gawdlike at stuffing approaches. You need to put the fear of god in people that evade and roll against you with your 214 timings because your reward off it is so high. The shield takes a bit of getting used to but it's waaaaay more consistent than it used to be. If you've got the right mindset for him he will absolutely click for you if you keep at it.
tonight I sleep in darkness
>>531276760as opposed to?
I WILL cure Niia of her BPD!
>>531272909slop is for pigs not for cow
>>531277327W-What?
IS the picture sloppa? I thought it was legit...
>>531277503Yes, it is.
Right ear.
>>531264124>Oh, give him some Biblical name like Azrael or somethingWhat about Raziel?
professor negrotech is still one and doneing people all this time later
>>531277853Raziel not being in S3 will be the greatest tragedy
>>531278712Don't do me like that.
>>531278712Season 3 will be Monkey, Raziel, Wam, Siete and Kou, trust the plan.
>>531272396Vane isn't unplayable by any means but he does have some glaring weaknesses not addressed since his release. If you want characters who can play some good nootch with some fat buttons and keep good midscreen pressure, the best options right now are probably Percival, Sandalphon and Grimnir. Their main defining gimmicks are also all more consistent and not as matchup specific as Vane.
>>531280284>but he does have some glaring weaknessesi'd love to hear those
dang I think I give up. I'm too shitty for fighting games.
I've been in S+ for a while but I can't manage to do better. I think 3 separate games tonight people beat me so soundly that they started feeling bad and stopped blocking til they saw I didn't wanna kill em for free. At this point all I'm doing is getting clowned on by other shitters in S+ or sitting in queue turning down 200ms connections.
thanks for reading my blog
>>531280997Play in the lobbies with no fear of losing points and the ability to ask people for advice
>>531280654his pressure is ass, no plus frames, his one zoning move is 24 frames and reliably spot dodged on a layer one. his shield is also very weak to characters with multi hit moves and it has a long start up
>>531280654Slower than average cH that doesn't frametrap from cL like the most and no plus frames even with cooldowns so really lackluster offense
cM is also slower than average to hamper punishment game
Shield just doesn't work against certain characters as it doesn't activate against lariat like moves that are actually active when they're close to you or mutli hits
Evading at fH range just kills him because his evade catch options are bad.
>>531281932when you're just spinning around fullscreen like a retard 214ing without varying the timing
>>531281932they are things that make up a zoinion
>>531281957>it doesn't activate against lariat like moves that are actually active when they're close to youI thought that Soriz was the only one whose lariat worked like that.
>>531282591There's a couple more
>>531281957>cM is also slower than average to hamper punishment gamenot having a 0 on block c.m is actually so lame.
>>531282768There are plenty of characters like Zeta who also don't get it, although the allocation feels random sometimes
IIRC Eustace, Galleon and Anre are the only characters who also get equally slow cM's that are not plus but Eustace's is only -1 to the rest's -3 and Anre is massively plus with his gay install
>>531283728Anre just has 600IQ and foretold the exact location you would be at
Wait people fucking play that ugly fuck?
>>531283728Frieza's VA means he has Frieza's movement.
>>531285205he sneeds it and its massive activation range
>>531285205Anon it's a close normal the hitbox is functionally the same for all of them
>>531285435as the other dude mentioned it has a big activation range. troonloop says it can activate from a backdash, how many characters can do that? that's insane
if my character's cL is +4 and my cH 9f, if they jab it'll get crushed because they'll bot hit at the same frame (assuming 5f jab), but if they throw I'll lose, right?
>>531285702Isn't the activation range for close normals the same for all characters?
>>531286060not at all
>>531285973set bot to jab on block and find out
I slept all day what the fuck
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>>531286523good morning sleepy head you have an infection
Why is this game so much more dead than Strive?
>>531287436maybe strive is fun.
>>531288093The monkey I'm inside of
>>531289103it's always about fucking kids with you guys
>>531289282what if thats why strive is so popular
>>531289282Hags are nice too but Cygames refuses to adds the ones I want to the game.
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>>531289282kids don’t look like anime chicks
>>531283728Lmfao that was me. I couldn't believe it either. That move had some wild properties but that was a first even for me.
>>531289774oh shit, good games. yeah I was shaking my head laughing when that happened
kill and i mean KILL vasniggers
>>531290568If you're mice the world is not always mice in return
>>531283728I really wish I didn't miss when DBFZ was a thing
>>531290458I feel like Vaseraga is even more broken than Pot is right now
>>531290612Wrong mentality
Be mice because you want to be, not because you except something in return
>>531290738Sounds nice and all but the rat chase takes its toll
>>531290725Lol
https://x.com/sevenpink21/status/1943427528259207177
https://x.com/UwabamiFGC/status/194093965794212684
Knew these would come in handy, but not so quick.
>>531291224>people play these "games">people think they're "fun"grubble is barely bearable as it is
>>531291224Accidentally removed a 1 at the end of the second link.
>>531290738Being nice for free makes you miserable. Being nice to yourself and selfish is the way to survive
>>531290738dont listen to the haters, they are pussies and not stoic chads like us
What's this equivalent of picrel?
>>531292865Belial players now that he's merely high tier and not the undisputed best character in the game.
Hello!
How are you feeling?
Are you gonna eat something nice?
>>531280997Do not give up.
What are 3 sets/matches in a span of a week? Nothing.
Try to relax, those games are behind you.
You are getting better even if it might not feel like it right now.
Play in the Lobby, ask for advice here, even post some replays.
Ask questions if something you dont understand happens!
Remember that other people probably played for longer and dont let few loses overshadow your wins, wins that most likely happened in the same matches that made you annoyed!
Who do you play?
>>531292865Neechang players when they nerfed her enhanced fireball from being +2 to -2.
>>531293616nerf isn't even real because everybody assumes its plus still
>>531293616Actually kinda insane that she has two ways of being plus before without spending meter and nobody complained about it.
>>531293861They see blue slopping and think it's plus. Can you blame them? Most of the time, their assumption would be right.
My character's blue slop are not plus on block...
>>531295183Hmmmm, who could that be…
>>531295367erm your plus on block blue laser?
>>531291224>twatter post complaining about pot>trans flagevery time.
Genuinely want to kill myself everytime i whiff a c.H after a down spear charge as Zeta in the corner.
700+ hours and i'm still only 50% on that shit.
>>531295416>+2Damn, privileged bitch.
>>531295489it’s either those or johnny mains.
>>531295569zeta confirmed top 6
Did somebody say plus frames?
>>531295562I see pros whiffing that.
Have you tried tapping the guard button on the way down?
For the longest time, I avoided using cH in combos for that exact reason, the whopping 100 extra damage was not worth the consistency. But tapping the guard button helped a lot.
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>>531295795Wait, you fall faster if you hold down the guard button?
>>531295980No, you don't fall faster. Tapping the guard button cancels a few frames of the landing animation, allowing you to cH quicker. That's also why it was used for the f-shiki.
;_;
>>531296201Oh right... that's why i changed my button layout
I fucking hate holding down that button
*punches the most annoying lobbygoer*
>>531296647hey what the heck
>>531296647I've never been annoyed by a lobbyngton
>>531295771>+1 on M punch and 214H>no 6f button so half the cast can mash and beat himPlus frames aren't real
>>531298729this creature gives me life
>>531298729My wife is so pretty
any versusia players here? hows her matchup into ferry or metera?
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>>531299293he needs that for all his cool combo enders. imagine having a gun but you can never use it. my balls are so blue.
>>531300489Nigga hit 236M for once in your life
>b-b-but they can mash out of-If your opp is mashing during your blockstrings when you are playing Soriz at least one of you have a skill issue.
>>531297964you are +1. just 2M.
Hewwo.
Can some gimme some critiques on my gameplay and what to improve?
I liked the character but didnt really lab him so i didnt have any clear combo routes.
I know i should stop mashing and start using fH and 2H to antiair more... and get a punishing antiair combo but aside from that. How do i deal with zeta?
I won but i felt like the underdog the whole match
https://files.catbox.moe/e4xtra.mp4
>>531301665Unless you use 236M from too far away so it pushes the opponent out of 2M range, or if they have a 5f button in which case your plus frames might as well not exist.
>>531303056you need to use his spinning disc more
it's okay to throw special in neutral
>>531283728I've ran into this bug in this matchup but Uno almost always whiffs when it happens, traveling in the opposite direction of Cag
Very cool that it can sometimes work out for Uno
ilsa illustration for gbvsr
>>531306141>flaunting her pitsi believe it
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>>531306635kill yourself metera tranny
>>531306547you've already lost
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>>531291224>Knew these would come in handy, but not so quick.you are so pathetic
>>531303174like a 5fr 2L? so literally a single MU
>one interaction literally at round start
>no resources
>90% of healthbar
Jesus christ, i do like anime fighters but strive is just a kusoge
>>531308648you tell them, sis.
>>531306141Just cancel Wilnas and Meg and release Ilsa in September. Nobody will be upset, I guarantee you.
>>531306141I'm dreading them adding a gun character to GBVSR, unless she's like Eustace and her guns shoot ordinary fighting game projectiles
>>531309240I want Meg, though.
>>531309625And you are...?
>>531308126Belial, Lancelot, Narmaya, Ladiva and Vas if he has armor.
>>531310101Fuck off Aaron, you're washed up, which makes you a nobody.
>>531311812YOOL NO THE NIIA USED THAT CAB!
>>531311724it gets worse every time i see it.
>still rusty
>lose mirror match
Ah, beautiful egodeath
>>531306141more censored garbage LMFAO
why even put her in the game if you're going to do this
Surely our hero hope savior Aya Hirano isn't like this???
>>531310704
>>531317318Anon, whatever idol or great VA you can think of probably had to swallow at least 10 loads from a bunch of Jii-san. JP entertainment industry is probably on par with fucking Hollywood when it come to degenaracy.
>>531318196Specially Aoi Yuuki
Is there any way to use two cobtrollers in this game
Trying to use record function in a p12 hitbox is pain
>>531306141>character design too lewd for base game rating>literally just add a minor undershirt>suddenly it's alright even though it barely changes the design>just add the original design in as option anywayWhat is the logic in this?
>>531320043>just add the original design in as option anywaythis wont happen albeit
>>531306141What are these for?
This isn't her hair.
>>531320094it happened for Narmaya, it happened for Metera, why not Ilsa?
>>531320685Because they're lazy
>>531320229I think it's part of her cape, like weighted pauldrons to keep it on her, or some tassles add some extra flair to her movement
>>531320685>it happened for Narmaya?
>>531321226Narmaya got an undershirt added to her, but then you can use the original versions of outfits to remove it.
>>531320685Because they haven't done it a single time in Rising, it was only a legacy option from the original Versus.
>>531321624They let 2B blow off her clothes with a super and let Beatrix show off her ass crack. I don't see why Ilsas shirt couldn't be removed.
>>531321776boobs are evil
>>531320043It's for esports events. It's easier to negociate sponsors like this.
>>531322306yeah that would make sense. God damn that time Capcom got SFV on mainstream TV and ruined sex appeal in fighters forever.
>>531321520I have never noticed this
>>531320043>character design too lewd for base game ratingEither my brain is fried from all the porn intake or the censortranny cult won in the gaming sphere because I don't see anything "too lewd" about this
>>531322912No I agree, because outside of the exposed sideboob, she's not overly sexual. It's just prudes nowadays.
>>531322137Even Yuel? What about Ferry? I remember at least 2 characters being censored on Versus' launch.
>>531323192Zeta and Metera
i never had the OG charizard pokemon card and i want one to catch up with my childhood
Holy shit the Vaseraga matchup is miserable
>>531328195You're a grown man, get a girlfriend already
>You're a grown man, get a [nagging money pit that is always one neuron collision away from ruining your entire life just so you can have a shot at her rewarding you with a drop of pussy for all your suffering] already
>>531328540where? WHERE?
public library? farmers market? a fighting game local?????
>>531328540Only fags get girlfriends
>>531328540Nier players hate women
>>531329023Download tinder and get tricked into paying for meals for uninterested girls, then you'll eventually snag a large single mom after a few months.
>>531329023well anon... what kind of girl are you looking for?
>>531328195I have this one stored somewhere
>300 bucks on card selling sitedamn
>>531330350The youngest woman going to church is at least 50 years old. Religion will be dead in another generation.
>>531329965plain face, butter face, anemic looking, wears oversized sleeves because cold all the time, has great potential to give birth to weak children
>>531305507I get a bit scared of using it willy nilly cus 10 second cooldown is scary... but i need to learn how to use the heavy advantage to open people up... or throw.
>>531331089I dated a girl like that in Japan. She wore high platform shoes and was still not even my shoulder height. I'm not even tall
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>>531333590you can only say this if you're at least GM with them and fully explored their potential
>>531333590I think your main is broken top 5 and you suck
>>531333793[The character you hate the most]
>>531333590the hebe rat life..
>>531333590It's okay to think that if you main Vikala or Djeeta,
(You)
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>Djeeta
I have a higher winrate with djeeta than with my actual main, therefore...
>>531336812remington model 700
You people are fucking losers, especially Djeeta players and posters.
You people are fucking winners, especially Charlotta players and posters.
>>531336812what's her problem?
>>531339937Speak up, its okay. Were you raped by Djeeta recently?
>>531340070well yeah it's impossible to lose with charlotta
>>531334012Add luci to this list. Bro has to be a neutral god to get his lvls and unlike kat he doesnt have those fucking disgusting normal like seriously, is there anyone this bitch cant whiff punish? Hell even aproaching this bitch is hard you dodge a fireball and eat a lunge you attack she parries, you jump she dps you with what is arguably the dp with the best hitbox in the game... god i hate this bitch more than bea.
>>531341279Yup, specially when fighting noobs like you.
>>531341717That wasn't mice of you, cunt
>>531341717you are going in the chicken hole
>>531341717day of the peeler soon
>>531342195I want to peel this potato
>>531341685>lucinig keeps pressing f.M in neutral and wonders why he's getting whiff punished
this charlotta is dead
DEAD
MAMA MIA
i'm contemplating working on an oil rig or one of those fishing boats in alaska
>>531343046>fishing boats in alaskaSounds comfy. Must be nice living in a place that is cool even in the summer.
>>531343046sounds like either job is a bunch of chill men that wants to get the job done with zero drama
do it
>>531343046>an oil rig or one of those fishing boats in alaskahow's the ping over there?
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO AGAINST 2B
HPLY FUCK
This bitch keep spamming that tether shit and i dont know when to punish
Bitch just keeps walking back and doing that shit aaaa
Luci btw
This bitch normals are enormous
>look it up
>plus 5 on block
FUCKING WHY AAAAAA
Also why the push so she is too far away for any meaningful punish? Holy fuck this bitch top 1 or what?
>>531344015old news luciroon just whiff punish
>>5313440152B is unbeatable, pack it up
>>531344168>whiff punish>2Bnta but come on now. that's, as the kids say it now, cap.
>>531342623but i thought that move was supposed to be good? that wouldn't happen to cag fH, zonernig fLs, sieg 2M, etc.
>>531344015just block
the player
>>531344015that's the bottom tier life. enjoy reading your opponent for 1000 damage each interaction
>>531345243feels bea bro...
>Zooey's only con is... no meterless reversal
you guys hyped for wilnas (lmao) and meg (lmaoer)?
>>531346013it's okay because she has the highest skill ceiling, watching a good Zoi play is like watching a maestro conducting the most beautiful music you'll ever hear, watching a basic bitch Zoi is like listening to green day
>>531346578the fact that this post just might (10 to 90 chances) be serious made me smile
>>531346389Am I hyped for new characters to learn and play? Yeah
>>531346578green day is cool..
do you notice the ones giggling
>just react lol
>just learn the matchup lmao
are usually the ones who never need to react or learn matchups ever because they play some gimmicktroon fraudshit
>>531346578>hits you from halfscreenmy neuch is CLEAN
>>531341806Just choccy being a shithead as usual, nothing to see here
>>531347602that shit is like fullscreen I swear
>>531347707It does feel like that when your opponent is perfect at spacing
whenever I lose to a zooey, I yell out, IM SORRY ZOOEY IM NOT WORTHY, and then I cry for 7 days and 7 nights
>>531348159my opponent is not perfect at spacing, they're just a carried fraud
>>531344015I have yet to see a nier who doesnt follow with thr M autocombo even on block, specially since its plus. You can easily get a f.M in and then RS>RC>5Mx3>6236M>5M>214M
It even gives you 1 and a half blade level so... make thrm regret it anon.
Let's listen to Smashing Pumpkins!
Smashing Nier's head with an industrial hammer!
Imagine inviting Nier over to swim in your pool and as she gets close to the edge to step in you stab her in the stomach repeatedly before throwing her into the water so you can watch her struggle, bleed out and eventually drown in the deep end.
>>531349460this but reverse the roles
>>531349460>Imagine inviting Nier over to swim in your poolWhy? Her pussy is literally Chernobyl, the second she steps in every water source a 500KM radius will become contaminated.
>only way to punish invul that skips fireballs gapcloser fullscreen that is plus on block is hope they are retarded and expend resources for... 5000 damage
Oh yeah now i get it, 2B is balanced. :^)
>>531349947Imagine stringing Nier up to a tree and beating her with spiked bats like she's a piñata until all her blood organs start spilling out of her weak and pathetic body.
>>531306635finally someone posted Ratera
>>531318346Stop it. You will not speak ill of my pedo sheep goddess.
why are you so mean...you didn't even have a sheep team...
you're so mean...
>>531348985>>531349206thats not very mice of you
>>531350052Her rotten blood will infect the land. The only way to truly cleanse the world of Nier is to toss her into an active Volcano.
>>531349460>>531350052Why do sheepfags enjoy violence and interracial sex (such as Anila getting railed by black men) so much?
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>>531350052imagine having eyebrows, bitch.
>>531328906you didn't close that bracket you STUPID ASS NIGGER
Why are you so mean sheep guy? I just wanted to be friends and play grubble with you in the lobby... Why won't you accept me
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>>531344893it is, but being predictable won't save it. just like galleon players mashing f.H in neutral and expecting to not get 66H'd eventually.
>>531344015Really insane that no one replied seriously to this post.
You can evade the wire, it has a somewhat long startup so she's encouraged to throw it when she's far. She gets proj invul if she hits you with the wire so throwing projectiles at full screen is not recommend. as Luci you can likely 22L/22M on reaction for a punish or 22H on prediction for a bigger punish
the wire takes a chunk of her meter and one thing a lot of 2bs do is throw the wire, get evaded then instantly throw that wire again so watch out for that
just so I know, are you the same guy who posted a cat box replay in the thread?
>>531352480>23frs>somewhat long startupthat's a stretch
>>531352670it has travel distance too btw
JUST EVADE THE WIRE BRO LOL
JUST WAIT TILL SHE WHIFFS BRO LOL
>>531352956you forgot
JUST MEET HER IN THE AIR BRO
Ummmm you should roll the wire not evade
>>531351782Just so you know, that wasn't me.
Also I'm mice to the only Nier that matters, the sad one with the funny hat.
>>531351905>this nigga is back >probably never even left
>>531352480>are you the same guy who posted a catbox replay in the threadNyes
Been labbing a bit in case i dont manage to dodge it and its easily punisheable... just wish didnt have to use resources to do it tho, its annoying how that 2B was literally just walking away. And baiting the tether.
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you should be allowed to roll past sheep projectiles
>>531353631were all sad though?
>>531211751 (OP)is this a porn game?
>>531353321No. Defensive options that require you to hold forward are a meme
>>531353796this but stinky homo knights too
>>531353913yes and its japanese and 2d.
>>531353913you will cum in 5 minutes
>>531353796it makes no sense considering you can do that to Percy’s whose animation is also a “grounded fireball” but I guess she needs it
>>531354062>you can do that to Percy’sno, you can't.
>>531353631he never left, he's spamming lowain
>>531353670I can check that replay in a bit and see what advice I have to offer.
As the other anon said you can roll it too and it'll be better, I didn't mention that because I did not remember it it was rollable.
It's annoying yes, 2B is an annoying character and it will only get worse.
>>531353796you should be able to parry death
>>531354496he's going to hijack evo once more
>>531353796Would love to guillotine Nier in the public square to rabid cheers of approval from a bloothirsty crowd and then throwing them her ugly, decapitated head for the children to play with.
>>531346389No, but I already have characters I like so it's okay. I hope the grubber who ARE excited for Wilnas and Meg will enjoy them and the game though.
Djeeta players and posters are so based...
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>>531357284needs gorilla face
>>531356807that's my danchou
EU RANKED IS COOKED IT'S JUST NIGGER CHARACTERS PAST 500 CRYSTALS
All the smurfs are playing Lunalu in S++ now...
>>531306141we are def getting a sniff of her in EVO
>brave counter Narmaya once at the end of round 3
>opponent calls me out and blocks it
>brave counter Narmaya
>it wasn't on special so she cancels into U flip and i-frames through it
>brave counter Narmaya
>it wasn't a counter hit so she immediately U flips back in
This is why I don't brave counter. I can never perform it correctly and get punished for using it
>>531356212there is no need to be mean
>>531353796Where's the pink one
>>531358906*laugh track plays*
today i will ride my bike with a helmet on
what's the timing to punish a zeta pogoing on your head with j.U on block? I feel like i either press too early and eat shit because it frame traps into itself or something, or i wait too long and she transitions from that into grounded offense without any obvious gap i can perceive.
Just wondering if there's a braindead response to being in that situation e.g she can only pogo 3 times max, or there's more nuance to it that i need to get used to reading.
>>531360548kys 0range_Planet
>>531360548one of my uncles got permanent brain damage from not riding with a helmet
>>531361481how could you tell the difference?
>>531303056use your specials more. for instance the first time you used a special in the first round was 11 seconds in, besides when you were getting hit, most of the time you just walked back and forth for no reason while Zeta couldn't threaten you with anything
your specials are your main way of generating blade level, any time you have a cooldown up that's blade level loss
i suggest roundstarting with 623L, it's fast, has a huge range, deals good damage and most importantly gives you blade level and puts your 623L on cooldown
it can get beaten by walk back + spear (in this case) but it will be a while before you play against people that know that
your first hit at 88 could have been better, cXXX 623M cXXX 214M deals a lot more damage and uses two cooldowns. i dont know if luci gets anything for crouch confirming midscreen
get used to 2Hing people
For now that's it, just by stopping the ''fullscreen back and forth waddle'' thing you'll already improve a ton.
ehe
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>>531361481poor man, no one deserves that
i do like vids of bmxers and skaters hitting their head and convulsing on the ground
I guess the sheep poster was right after all
>>531358906only real hood niggas allowed
hmmm I feel like grinding ranked with nia
>>531363603>BC kills your puppet after blocking a few stocks
>>531363603do your best!!! you can do it!!!
fuck yoolmains, lynch them
>>531363603tell me if you do, so i can sniff and molest you while you're in match
>mash 2L on wakeup
>get grabbed
Grab invincibility my ficking ass
>>531363603https://files.catbox.moe/z83db9.ogg
>>531364642you lose throw invuln for pressing
OK, I won't be the one complaining about this one.
Giving charlotta a bath in the deep fryer!
>>531365280Midget privilege.
>>531365280>tfw you closed your eyes so demons cant find you
>>531365520seasoned with salt and garlic then served as a side with a cheeseburger
>C queue so dead i am getting matched with a b1 narmaya
How am i suposed to climb ugh...
At least managed to snatch a ft2 from this bitch.
>>531358293They'll probably show the Wilnas trailer and Meg/Ilsa intros like they did last time.
And then Siete arrives to announce S3
>>531366098Beat him and leave C
>>531365280belial needs some buffs
Frog Bea
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for my frog?
>>531366098there is little difference in player skill sub a, don't worry about these things.
>>531364179that's not very mice
when's Vira downplaying hour?
>>531366991i'm not trying to be mice
>>531367654you are a very bad rat
Has anybody had the bug where they try to queue on a green cab and "Standby for match" or whatever it says is greyed out instead of flashing? It won't let me connect to anybody...
https://www.twitch.tv/brickspd
which one of you is jutsu'ing brick
>>531368606>Vira beating a BrickYeah okay, she's OP.
>>531347443i'm late but trvke
>>531347443yep, it's always a lowain, grimnig or cagtranny
idgaf about Wilnas. The Ferru f.L nerf is a bigger deal
>>531369903grimnir is so cool...
>>531368606>every of his matches is "lagging"nyoticing
didn't wash my swamp ass for a week now
who would clean my ass with their tongue the best between metera and galleon
>lowain, grimnig or cagtranny
Yellow Cog anon... you know what you must do.
>>531346968ayo this dude was hyped for UNO
>>531371383I'm losing to mashing yools instead
>>531371383yeah play niaa
>>531371678You know what beats mashing yools?
That's right
Fulfill your destiny...
>>531371816worthless bitch loses to lowain
i need a lowain counter
https://files.catbox.moe/vvfi4s.ogg
>>531372018that alt into f4 combo is a good lowain counter
bastet
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wait, this is a new grub summon?
holy fuck
i'm going to become what i hate
i'm going to play metera
fin
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Surrender to the calm, invite the sound of absence
A time to breath, renew me, in my heart's oasis
My soul yearns for restful shelter in this peace and quiet
>>531372580Brown girl, appreciated.
metera
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>>531373378OOH OOH OOH OOH
they really need to get rid of hkd on bc
>>531374105yeah well maybe this time we will get the meaty
>>531373326you hate female pedos or something?
There is nothing more annoying in this game than a person who mashes grab regardless of whose turn it is
Anons, I picked this game up a couple days ago and I'm having fun
=)
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>>531375357im very happy for you anon.
>>531373326Make sure to bully the Vanes extra hard...
>>531362413Yeah that too, i dont know why i do it xD.
Also about the specials i guess i get a bit scared... but if you stop and think luci wants to get those specials out.
Also i get nervous and usually do short combos instead of the optimal onrs... getting used to it i guess.
>>531375357I've been playing since release and I'm having fun
Went through MANY ups and downs
>>531375703i have signed out
>>531375357enjoy it while you can, the realization will come soon enough
>>531375991just queue na like the rest of your compatriots
>>531376039No, anon.
There is no realization to be had.
The problem is you.
>>531376117>>531375991Already told you to queue into NA until you get to A.
>about to promote a tier
>get gatekept by another master with 1k+ crystals on his xth character
If you reach master with one character, your entire roster should be bumped up to master as well. You already know how to play the game well. Stay the fuck out of the low ranks.
>>531378442They basically just did that in the update
>>531376039Happens when you reach masters
>>531378667No they didn't. All the last update does is take less time for them to climb to Master with the entire roster. Genuine S+ and S++ players still get bullied until the smurfs finish the roster.
>>531379038You mean genuine S and S+ players. All the genuine S++ players got boosted to Master already, you are being gatekept by their second characters.
>>531378442I think S++ would be a better middle ground
Dis nigga being gatekept by the playerbase's C team KEK
..........................
>>531380274come on
hit him in the head with that
>>531380274Niia, at least *try* to fight the intrusive thoughts
>>531376039realization soon at EVO
>get bullied by another Master
>he promotes to where he belongs
AND WHAT IS THIS NIGGER GOING TO DO? HE'S GOING TO SWITCH CHARACTERS AND GO BACK DOWN TO S+.
FIX THIS SHIT
>>531382046hmmmm, perhaps I'll try Lowain this time.
>>531382046your fault for still being so bad that you cant hit master this late into the game on a ez mode ranking system
What does Vira's socks smell like
Be serious
Kat should have looked like this
>>531383032too galge for grub
how do i get the motivation to grind crystals
Why play sandalphon when kat exists
>>531384107sandal is better lil sis
>>531383943Think about how butthurt everyone will be when you steal their crystals, works for me.
>big patch announce
>switch 2 release
>coop and rpg mode are back
>coop boss rush with new bosses
>golshifaa as secret boss to surf on the umamusu wave
here you go, billions of copies sold
hire me cygames
>>531386708>with new bossesWoah woah woah, make new assets? What are you, crazy?!
Bwick bullied by brazilian rats
>>531382501>"It's your fault for starting late"Kill yourself
>>531382046Your fault for not being born with the gene. But hey, you can always kill yourself to reroll your gene stat.
How do we feel about /ourguy/'s tier list bros
Why wasn't she able to save the game? She got us the best Steam Chart numbers since launch...
>>531389987>Vira and Anila are worse than Zooey>Zooey, Vane and Zeta are low tierThanks for the garbage takes as always, bwick
>>531390021>435 playing 40 min ago You're gonna have SC numbers, Grubby!? Let's goooooooooo
Bros I was promised rain for like a week now and it has yet to cum. My ass is so sweaty you could make oil off my chair...
>>531389987Why do retarded americans rate Ferry so low while she continues to top in tournaments?
>>531389987i would rather agree with sho-san's tier list or the compiled top jappa players tier list
https://www.twitch.tv/kirbioo
Tournament, Kirbio's dreamland should anyone give a shit.
Lobby people?
lvbby statvs?
any chance for some lobby games?
SA
>>531394389If you call Brick american you get a chat timeout
>>531389987>S+>S>A+>ABwick, I'm gonna bash your greasy hair flat into your skull with a bwick...
beabrain
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>>531395701I'm SA too, wanna play after I finish my shadowverse match in a bit?
>>531395752I am
>>531389987It's very accurate aside from the Lowain and Charlotta downplay which he's started admitting to.
>>531392481I'm sorry for getting matched up with fucking Yoru Sensei. Guess luck is a skill then
>>531398161Yoru is trash off of 2B bro, it is your fault for losing.
>>531398516He could beat you in the mirror
>>531398516>>531399146Someone message Yoru and get him to FT10 anon
>>531399289There's no need. Yoru posts here,
>>531399146 is his post.
>>531398516My last game was against a literal GM. What's the excuse this time?
>>531399573What's his name?
>>531399573The game thought you were good enough to match into a GM so it is your fault. Play worse.
The only GM I've ever matched with is Gabagool and he didn't rematch me.
>>531399909Wind. 3.7k Grimnir. Has the badge.
>>531400829gabagoo? your response?
Transexual orgy organizer rat on the telly
>>531403147it's okay djeetabeetus, I'll tickle your prostate with my tongue to cheer you up
>>531403147Not your twitter. fag.
>>531403027Who where what when why
>>531403423Too late, the rat shed its skin and it became a fatchang
>5l 5l fwip 5l fwip 5l 5l fwip 5l 5l fwip 5l fwip 5l fwip fwip fwip 5l fwip
Top 1 NA neechang
>>531403147I didn't either.
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