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>Previous Thread
>>531038232

EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!

>>531266793 (OP)
based thread

>>531266793 (OP)
cringe thread

>>531266793 (OP)
generic thread

>>531266974
deal with it faggot

Did Zesty win yet?

Define winning.

>>531267194
the thing i do in every match of team fortress 2

>>531267194
capture the intelligence 3 times

kirby is credit to team!

1 more sleep until the Summer update...
Trust the plan...
ZZZ...

I started watching Fat Magic again recently after he dropped off the face of the earth. It feels like he's phoning it in now.

>>531267090
this avatar is so like you sister

3 NIGAS
ON CART

He’s so perfect bros

>>531267090
transformers one is underrated

Is open fortress any good?

>>531268737
If you like pure arena shooters it's alright

>>531266906
nobody asked

>>531268142
Thanks.
>>531268727
Yeah it is, shame it won’t get a sequel.

>>531268360
How can a person hold this opinion without being female.

>>531267334
It's taking too long...

>>531269918
It’s called being gay.
I just don’t get the attraction to psychotic killers who lie about what they really are though

>>531269190
Bit mean.

>>531270152
>gay
I thought all gays wanted to fuck children, not 45ish year old dudes who look like somebody's dad.

SHIT

>>531270440
Sniper isn't much older than Scout and Scout is in his early 20s. Sniper is like 26-31.

>>531270597
He's 26 - 31 and he looks like THAT?

>>531270440
I just like fucking myself thank you very much.
Also I think Sniper is like a year younger than me. He’s like 26 or something.

>>531270804
I know this is set in the 60's but how does a 26 year old look 45.

HAPPENING

>>531271036
valve is closed right now nigga

e...etto...

updetto?

>>531271007
Because whatever that fuck face’s name who wrote the comic is a hack.

Update today!

>>531271273
TOMORROW

Update this week bros

>>531271940
you said that last week

Update this month

>>531272007
you said that last month

>>531271417
choosing to believe asuka anon, its coming today.

>>531272415
erm that's floydfag

>>531272490
nope

>>531272587
yep

>>531272624
no

>>531272745
yes. see, there's a floyd right there

asuka-kun wouldn't post ai slop; floydschizo regularly does so

>>531272818
that's cool bro

>>531272897
thank you glad you think so

>>531272890
unironically poorly done cut and paste art is on par and as soulless as aislop tbqh. darn shame no one here is an artfag and instead just regurgitates other peoples works.

>>531273152
using photoshop to place and edit images, while less effort than drawing from scratch, takes significantly more effort than telling a robot what to do, fuck off with your retard takes

>>531273259
Ah yes, clicking the magic cut tool and copy and pasting things takes a lot of skill. Again they're both at the bottom of the barrel, calling one slop and not both slop is just being arrogant

>>531273152
>poorly done cut and paste art is on par and as soulless as aislop
wrongest post of the week award

>>531273350
if you want to do a photoshop right it takes more effort than "magic," otherwise you wouldn't have the "I can tell this is shopped" meme
you have to be underage if you think there's no difference between good shops and bad shops

>>531273152
Kill yourself floydnigger

copy paste art is slop and always will be. if the general audience thought it was good it'd be applauded and sought after on other platforms.

>>531273804
>if the general audience thought it was good it'd be applauded and sought after on other platforms.
it is. you're literally talking about memes you fucking retard child

>>531273457
>>531273482
>>531273710
>getting upset that the sloppy cut element + pasting slop is rightfully viewed as such
Guys sorry, but your artwork irregardless of the method you used to create it.

>>531273804
the marketplace of ideas has routinely dictated that there is a definitive difference between well-executed shooped art, poorly-executed photoshop jobs, and ai slop

>>531273980
I can't hear you over how hard you're sucking robot cock right now

>>531274029
>>531274037
guys it sucks, all of it sucks.

>>531274037
Can I suck robot cock next

floydnegroid is coping really hard trying to pretend photoshops made in 5000 hours in mspaint is on the same level as his absolute slop

tf2?

>>531271974
2 more week!

>>531274278
The original demofloyd was made in sfm tho... I'm just saying even then the artwork made by all the individuals AI, or with Photoshop sucks.

>>531273980
>>531274168
Why are you so obsessed with a dead negro?

>>531274291
what's a tf2

>>531274397
relax liberal, its called irony, have you ever been to reddit before?

>>531274397
i didnt even bring him up, i simply brought up how the copy and paste onto anime character art sucks man... you brought him up lol

>>531274384
>The original demofloyd was made in sfm tho
and yet 99% of what floydnigger posts is either AI or the poorly copy and pasted photoshop jobs you're complaining about because he has never had a creative thought in his life
curious how you're trying to single out OC with actual effort as being the same as his slop

>>531274291
post you latest kill cam

This is worth at least 3000 keys

>>531274551
I already said that that shit is slop too, you're just offended that you're being grouped up with him (rightfully). Hate to break it to you, but i just think your art sucks man

first op pic in what feels like 10 threads that is not complete niggercoal, and because of it you will not see me in this thread at all
good day

>>531274689
okay post your own art, if you're so great

>>531274723
RIP lungs

>>531274715
>this mad over criticism as an "artist"
you have a good night now sister.

>>531274886
hmmm... that pyro was copy and pasted onto a background... yeah, I'm thinking slop

>>531274886
that's what I thought, you've never opened an art program in your life

does ms paint count?

>>531275029
not true. look at this art
>>531274702
i made that. what have you made lil bro

>>531275029
that's funny, kind of like you

>>531275128
>traced over another artist's work
>copy pasted chud and a few medals on
certified slop/10

dressing up my waifu in tf2 clothing, sure its slop but it makes me happy!

>>531260561
ideally something completely unrelated to tf2

>>531266793 (OP)
this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10 kirby exists in the tf2 universe. I will not elaborate

>>531275128
you didnt make that THOUGH

>>531275624
that has been debunked

sorry but why does the sandman have a professional killstreak fabricator drop

>>531266906
eye can't breathe

>>531275471
I dig it!

venusianrapper is still the king of /tf2g/

>>531277174
is today opposite day

>>531277221
venusianrapper won, the marketplace of ideas has spoken.
he provided definitive proof that fatmagic cheats, released it, and fagmagic called his russian boyfriend vorobey to doxx venusian in retaliation because he couldn't actually debunk the cheating allegations so he resorted to ad-hominem attacks.... very sad

get head from bloopander...

(voice) heavy: no

>>531275471
very epic anon, I approve!

So, what are the largest maps per category? In the sense of walkable area, I mean.

What were they thinking?

>>531280519
"let's make dustbowl but actually good this time"

>>531280519
>what if dustbowl... but le good?
and that's why nobody plays it

>Your only reward for getting autobalanced the second before you win is 500 xp
>Leveling up does literally nothing unlike CS
Is valve restarted?

>>531280772
if you mean retarded then yes, and so are you

>>531280884
Bit mean.

>>531280772
>every 2 levels awards a keyless crate that gives any item from the random drop system with a slightly increased hat rate
hire me valve

>>531281015
its okay im retarded too

>>531269918
How can you explain blue to someone that can only see orange. Idk if its possible bro
>>531270152
I think its because its seen as a masculine trait. But also people like that in "evil women" too so I'm not completely sure myself.

zesty
is
live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXlVyVG3QBU

>>531280668
sex with cream after a cp_junction match

>>531280668
sex with cream during a cp_junction match

>>531283069
>>531283187

>>531283069
>>531283187
Junction is horrid to play. Take poor Cream elsewhere.

controlling cream's control points while capturing the final control point on cp_junction!

>>531281306
Do you want community servers to be deader?

>>531287185
>allow community servers to award exp if they follow valve server rules and maps
hire me valve

>>531287970
>valve server rules and maps
Do you want community servers to be deader?

>>531288252
it's exactly what quickplay did and community servers were more alive under quickplay

>>531288795
No they weren't

two cities my beloved

>>531289485
yeah they were, they literally were
you literally had randos getting sent to community servers on quickplay instead of valve servers, that doesn't happen anymore

>>531289138
>just realized that's Sniper holding Spy like that
It's not fair bros
That should be me instead

Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi

https://youtu.be/RhrdIhh-mh0?feature=shared The only 2 Steam groups Wazgul is a member of is Nigglet and Touhou.

This thread is so fucking shit from Jan-July,
Just waiting for the summer update when the the non-fags come back for a few months,
looks like I got here too early.

Heck no

>>531308295
there are small nuggets of discussion, especially when movements like bring back quickplay are at their strongest, but yeah i would agree browsing this general when NOTHING is happening is a shit idea. this game desperately needs something in the first half of the year so we don't self cannibalize.

why are they like this

even though plenty of things happened in the first half of the year

good morning tf2g

>>531275471
based

>>531308295
Updates “now” (for like 8 years) are poorly spread out across the year, the first half is empty with maybe some patch notes sprinkled in while the second half is one seasonal update after the other
It’d be nice to get a spring update to break the monotony, maybe a spring cleaning update with just bug fixes and performance improvements?

>>531298928
this but soldier

>>531298928
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Install fempyro mods. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.

why is furry culture so well accepted in TF2
is it because of pyro

>>531328760
it's synonymous with trans culture, you should know

>>531328891
I know nothing about trans culture other than they crack a lot of eggs for breakfast or something.

>>531325592
demofl0yd never said that

>>531329218
Why is Sniper such an anti-trans icon?

>>531333064
>1960s Australian man that has lived most of his life in the Outback
Hear me out, but I don't think Sniper would be very progressive by today's standards...

>>531329218
based hate

>>531329646
lmao ok sister

https://x.com/TF2Emporium/status/1645893247506497536
literally from their very mouths supportive :p

>>531336462
it'd be career suicide to side against Corporations/News Outlets...

The Emporium saves

>>531337491
unironically the source of multiple suicides...

>>531329218
>brings up curries out of nowhere

>>531336093
Thanks for coming to an understanding!

>>531339681
it was sarcasm big guy, you know too much

>>531338586
yeah but those were chuds, bigots, transphobes so it's okay.
also they were a threat to neodement's paycheck

>>531338586
That's not very nice...

>>531340327
Oh ok

>>531340472
multiple trans people have died thanks to the emporium...

>>531341673
they were falseflagging chuds

>>531341814
Still, It's sad to see it happen.

>>531329218
transgenderism is tf2 culture, newfag

>>531343018
lmao no its not, been playing since 2008 and it's 100% not the case; trannies weren't even a thing until 2014+.

In order to save OverlordLettuce's life, sacrifices had to be made. We hope (You) understand.

>>531341881
>get the intel
>on dustbowl second

>queue casual
>leave, I won't play on teams with 4 spies that are still getting raped by a single sniper
>queue casual
>leave, I won't play on teams where I have to be both engie and med at the same time
>queue casual
>leave, I won't play in uphill battle leftover games where we're losing and down 3 players that were abandoned by the shitters who lost them. Not my job to clean them up.
>queue casual
>leave, I won't play in games where all my team are fresh install light blue medal children and the other team are all red medal manchildren playing with their friend stacks. Not going to be a punching bag for 15 minutes, not sorry.
>queue casual
>STAY, my team is decent. Winning, get swapped to other team because other team left and didn't like losing.
Great game

where update

>>531328760
furries are just accepted in most places now, not sure what changed exactly but never see anyone bat an eye at them

>gacha slop
Zesty-sama...

zesty
is
live

>>531344218
play 6s. scrims and pugs NEVER get baited
comp players are extremely consistent

Zesty is cringe you morons

I bought the Jungle contract years ago and half-finished them. Should I try to finish them now?

>>531346681
Yes and make sure to always do Medic contracts they are the easiest

>>531346681
dont do the amputator one, it's a pain and you will need like 3 friends to help you with it
the map ones will be a pain, specially 2fort

>>531298928
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.

would QP fix the stomp issue? i swear this game doesn't even balance anymore, stomps stay for rounds on end

>>531349396
this butt femsoldier

>>531349618
it would partially fix it, we had votescramble and IIRC teams would be auto scrambled after enough wins in a row
you also didn't have 6 people queuing in together

>>531349618
need scramble back and something to deal with friend stacks. Just not fair for randoms to play against sweaty friends running medic strats together treating casual like pseudo comp.

>>531325592
this but femscout

>>531350674
don't respond to the fake one

>>531346681
do spy contracts

>>531346681
iirc i chose engi for all the class contracts, getting 2 kills with the gunslinger crit hit was very hard

>>531350925
don't tell me what to do faggot.

>>531350925
sorry
>>531349396
this but femscout

Did VenusianRapper win yet?

>>531325592
this but femsoldier

>>531350925
>the fake one
>the fake shitpost
>shitposts can be fake

>>531351745
they're both the same thing...

>>531351745
yes. he's stealing the fempyro poster's posts now. you don't see me stealing ratposter's posts

guys he's stealing already stolen copy pasta lol

>>531352131
that pasta is a tf2g original

>>531352290
Brother, it's an edit of an already existing pyro hate copy pasta that was an edit of an already existing copy pasta. Nothing is original, stop playing.

>>531352386
>edit
it's transformative art and therefore original, case closed

>>531352517
woah judge, jury, and executioner of something that is clear plagiarism... send yourself to the gulag, cased closed

>>531352386
NTA but I did put forth the effort of rewriting nearly every line from scratch when I made it.

>>531352847
based

i don't care it's clear plagirism from the original, which btw was also an edit of something else; you should be happy someone posted ur shitty writing that is otherwise ignored by anyone but you.

>>531353000
if it's ignored by everyone he wouldn't be stealing it... case closed again

>>531353157
i think that's what makes it so funny, it's so bad it's ironic

>>531353181
holy milkers

new zesty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXlVyVG3QBU

>>531353157
it really ignored by everyone except the samefagging fempyro poster tho :/

>>531353552
>everyone in the thread is one person
meds now
>implying you're not literally talking about it right now

VenusianRapper? Yep, I'm thinking he won.

>>531353736
its just the obvious, no need to get mad at me for it.

pls stop talking about jungle inferno and the contracts
2017 was by far the best year of my life and it only got worse and worse every year after
fcking hell i hate being a 24yo loser with no prospects

What was the best update in tf2 history and why was it Jungle Inferno?

>>531354237
the uber update and the only people who disagree haven't even played the game in like 15 years so who cares what they think

>>531353181
is this model on the workshop? need more fempyro maid pics in my life

I love helping and protecting my engineer friends. There's a lot of satisfaction to be derived from protecting a newbie's stuff, even if it's placed badly.

>>531355014
tits and ass WAY too big

>>531354490
im a grizzled vet, cheaters lament wearing demofloydGOD and I agree with that statement

>>531355205
trvke..

>>531355014
holy based

>>531355125
you mean not big enough

>>531355205
you don't have a grizzled vet
you don't wear a cheater's lament
the burden of proof is on you

>>531355671
i like how he's posted this multiple times and every time you guys do this and shift the goal... demofloyd won

>>531355782
>multiple times
he's literally never done so

WHERE IS THE UPDATE MAGGOTS?

>>531355848
trvke

>>531355848
yeah u can schizo out and deny it, but if you want to satiate your desire to be incorrect, feel free to find it in the archive the burden of research lies on you

>>531355945
>prove me right
not how it works faggot you posted the claim so the burden of proof is on you
if you actually had those items you wouldn't get defensive every time and beat around the bush

not only does demofloyd lack a grizzled veteran and a cheater's lament, but he has refused to post a single webm of him playing team fortress 2.

>>531356129
that wasnt me who posted that man, i just have been here to see him post his medal and have you still be mad about it to this day is just silly... be happy you found this game after 2015 and stop pretending like you're actually some sort of vet yourself.

>>531334929
I don't think any of the mercs would've been progressive in the modern sense, except maybe Spy and Medic. It's just funny Snipers become the poster boy for it.
>>531340557
Cutie

>>531356256
>more projection and deflection
if you weren't him you wouldn't suck his dick so heavily, come back when you actually have both those items

>>531356361
I don't have the grizzled vet since i was on 360 during those days. But i have seen the demofloyd poster post his medal, I'm simply saying you flip out and are a 2015+ tf2 player.

>>531355671
do you really want to be completely and utterly humiliated forever in front of everyone? im giving you 25 minutes to rescind your accusations and save your dignity and credibility or whatever is left of it anyway, just quote this post saying 'I do believe df poster wears a cheater's lament with his grizzled vet badge'

ah yes, the good ol back pedal and irony post after having a different old head actually back him up... classic

>>531355906
I ate it.

>>531357078
again, this is the only opportunity im giving you. no, you will not move the goal post any further.

>>531357078
tbf the fag who hates demofloyd never posts webms or his own medals, he really is just a post jungle inferno faggot.

'The df poster uses a grizzled vet badge and a cheater's lament' is all you have to say, and we're burying the hatchet, save you some face

"The demofloyd poster, wearer of the cheater's lament and grizzled vet badge, also creator of numerous df edits, is correct in his statement that the über update was better than the JI update"
say it.

Deploy a Summer Update here

i think he quit he isnt going to kneel man

this faggot is especially hungry for attention today

>Jill was doxxed
It's neatover

>>531325592
Stale
>>531349396
Fresh

>>531357974
shoenick was doxxed ages ago, where have you been?

>>531357967
u got owned and conceded; also being snarky is ultimate attention seeking behavior. literal brat tier.

>>531358204
I'm not the one you were arguing with fuck off already

>>531358418
yet u wanted attention, durr

>tune into zesty stream
>he's wasting generational wealth on gachaslop
no joke, this shit should've been banned yesterday.

>>531356597
>>531357425
stop projecting, faggot. ironically I've been playing longer than you

>>531358632
>This is the same guy who tells his drones not to give Valve money yet goes onto open cases on stream and give money to fucking Nexon of all places

>>531359182
yeah dude wear it in game and say hello in chat, the burden of proof is on you

>>531359260
do you ever stop moving the goalposts, we asked you to do it first

>>531359429
>"we"
the voices...

again dawg, i've been playing since 07' (on the xbox 360). not the demofloyd poster but i'll gladly vouch since he brought up good points i can back. Also real old players, aka not you from jungle inferno era are insufferable and always will be.

TF2ubers for this feel

>>531359260
not that SoFGOD, but that is exactly what is going to happen
unless you accept my ceasefire proposal to call this off completely.

>>531360308
still waiting brother, go ahead or just post urself ingame on map_itemtest wearing 2017 medal

>>531361308
See this is actually funny, and if he wasnt an insufferable newfag larping as some old player who gets mad at the wind, I would have laughed...

>>531360308
>>531361434
>itemtest
>no other items equipped
bro you just typed the itemtest command in to load those items, you don't actually own them
good job exposing your LARP

>>531360837
Do I count as an ex-TF2uber if back in a day I used to upload shitty TF2 gameplay videos on YouTube recorded via phone?

>>531361717
oh no no no floydsisters it's not looking good

>>531361717
>moving the goalpost and refusing to post him wearing the lament + medal
concession accepted

>>531361842
you already conceding by exposing your own LARP by going to fucking itemtest lmao
you don't actually own those items, anyone can do this

>>531362318
nta but no, you cant. because itemtest has been broken for years, only 1 cosmetic loads.

>>531361785
Soul
I remember this one channel I use to watch in the early 2010s by a dude who'd record gameplay footage using some type of VCR setup so all his videos had a grainy VHS effect on them it was nice

>>531362318
>still moving the goalpost
here's your wrong about everything award, stay larping as an oldhead while getting owned bro

>>531362824
>>531363052
This homo doesn't get it, instead of just ignoring shit that pisses him off here he attacks it, not realizing he's the one actually projecting himself onto it.

>>531363052
great, you proved that you have those items, now have the DF poster do it instead of you

>>531363052
You shouldn't engage with him at all

>>531362824
there's ways people figured out to force more than one item to load

>>531363309
He does, and has, he's not here 247 like you shitting up this thread raging at him. Concession accepted btw

>>531363312
He's been doing this shit for like a year, you're right but whatever at this point its a humiliation ritual for him

>>531363528
>>531363312
I'm not even the original guy who was calling him out... stop projecting and thinking everyone's the same person

>>531363665
durrrr, ok so let the faggot prove he's also a newfag like you then and stay out of it man

The only true way for this to be settled is for the demofloyd poster and the fempyro poster to mge, winner takes all...

>>531364036
I'm not the fempyro poster, what

>>531364162
retard

>It's my day off...
>Have to wait for my friend to get off work to frag with them since its just not the same fragging alone...

hi viva

>>531365054
not him man... nor do i wanna frag with him (no offense to him.

I need to play the new Emporium-approved Diva Dan maps right now

The update is nearing...will the Boss make it?

>>531365003
I feel your pain..

>>531365545
come here brutha... give me a hug.

>>531360837
Socrates never said this

>>531346681
i did contracker runs on alt accounts a couple of times and can give you a handful of tips
try to finish them, get all the rewards, then hold off on trying to 100% all the stars unless you are REALLY bored because the objective defending contracts are fucked.
try to get every reward that has a limited stock, completely buy them all out, then buy only civic duty or civil servant mk.ii war paints if you wanna maximize profit, but its fine if you wanna gamble for fun with the paint can crates, not the end of the world. buying the freelance and up war paints direct from the store is expensive so cross-check with the community market to see if it is really worth it.
do not pick amputator contract like what >>531349084 said, in general try to select contracts that are easy-ish to get all 3 stars on in case you want to 100% the contracker later.
for support contracts, pick the dead ringer when it shows up, then kill yourself by jumping off cliffs while having it out, it will glitch and earn you 3 stars on it very quickly.
the heavy yeti cosmetics are quite hard to get because nobody really queues for those maps (and they are worth 1.33 ref,) so dont worry if you arent able to do them immediately. try to queue during peak times so you are more likely to get into those maps.
pick degroot keep in the misc gamemodes contract since literally nobody plays the other gamemodes on it. this is really obvious but i dont want to have any poor souls condemn themselves to that fate.
glhf

>top fragging on fastlane
>engie builds at last
>we push 2nd to last
>say "Engie move your tele up" x3
>He moves the exit
>say "Engie move the entrance you dumbo"
>Engie goes into voice chat ranting on how he doesn't play 5cp and shit
>say "Shut up man you have 0 points, move the entrance"
>we win

>>531355671
selfish little fuck i gave you an hour, all you had to do was apologize, now you have been raped. forever.
DEMQFLQYD PQSTING WQN.

>>531366865
chad...

>>531365478
How about that prick’s face when he saw the Bonk!

>>531365478
Mobstah made it in, hold on to hope

>>531366865
No grizzled veteran, no cheater’s lament, all you’ve proven is that you have a Demofloyd objector

>>531365478
Between the Offshore project getting a shoutout and the MvM announcement, I think the mobster hype ran its course and people already lost interest

a gold medal is bigger flex than being some oldfag
unless you're a cringe roster rider
oldfag here too btw

people should've stopped giving the floyd autist attention ages ago

>>531367789
OLDTROON*

>>531367789
based

>>531367893
that was all on the fempyro schizo tho.

>>531365003
>>531365545
Felt. Having to carry 10 shitters with my friend is a lot better than solo carrying 11 shitters

>>531365054
Hello

Are you guys done being stupid yet or should I come back later

>>531368158
Stream today?

>>531368109
I'm not the fempyro schizo... I just decided to call him out for never posting proof

>>531368229
Yeah, maybe. Just got back home. Gonna eat din din and then carry cunt cunts

>>531368293
yeah dude so, ur giving him attention alongside that faggot... good job

>>531368318
Great, hope to see you on stream then.

what is this dude's obsession with thinking everyone has something to do with fempyro
maybe some people are just tired of you shitting up the thread

>>531368359
no one posted any fempyro, take your meds

>>531368503
and yet, you responded and got offended... lmao

>>531368437
this but unironically the fempyro gy does that lol

>>531368437
he lets fempyro live in his head rent free, feel bad for him

>>531369132
demofloyd*

fempyro has been accepted by the marketplace of ideas, which has rejected demofloyd consistently

>>531369245
absolute trvke

and yet it isnt

the marketplace of ideas has spoken.
demofloyd lost.
cue the melty

>>531369245
>>531369696

bloop has a primeval warrior.

STAGE 1: SHOCK
>>531367542
STAGE 2: DENIAL
>>531367893

>>531369934
It's so easy to win when you're just pure.

>>531369806
clearly bloopander is better than demofloyd then

you realize there are servers that have the !items command where you can temporarily equip any item you want
post your inventory and prove that you actually own those cosmetics

Kill both demofloyd and fempyro. Behead both demofloyd and fempyro. Roundhouse kick both demofloyd and fempyro. Etc.

>>531370136
NTA but YOU LOST, GIVE UUUUUPPP

>>531370182
this but just the demofloyd part
it's a vain attempt to be on topic by poorly editing a guy who died 5 years ago to try and make people mad, fempyro is actually on topic and I'd take it any day of the week

>>531370315
trvke

>>531370136
dawg, you really just gotta accept how retarded you are, no amount of cope, projecting and goalposting moving.

i didn't lose. i won.
you have the opportunity to prove me wrong by posting your inventory with your cheater's lament and your grizzled veteran, at which point i will concede

This Spy has already bricked our defenses...

>>531355125
BA cosmetics doko

>>531370463
>i won

>>531369934
why is he angry at the payload

>>531370683
You will make me look like a fool if you prove your ownership of the Cheater's Lament and Grizzled Veteran by posting your inventory. Until then, I will triumphantly accept your concession.
I have utmost confidence that you lack these items.

>>531370898
I don't own the grizzled veteran, i posted my soldier of fortune + cheaters lament tho... I'm just going to back up the demofloyd poster and remind you how you're a hypocrit; feel free to post yours and own him silly

How do i know that everything hasn't been one giant samefag shitpost

>>531370182
They are TF2 related unlike a few of the other posters here.

>>531371003
it is, curious how the floydfag has exactly 1 dude sucking him off with every post (his phone)

>>531371124
cope

>>531370996
I never claimed to own those items. I don't own those items. I'm not being hypocritical.
Demofloyd poster claimed to own these cosmetics, a claim which has been called into question by the rest of the thread, a claim he has been unable to substantiate with proper proof.

STAGE 3: ANGER
>>531369696

>>531371423
yap stop defending someone in the wrong idc

>>531371456
Please post them in your inventory.
Again, you have not proven that you own these cosmetics. It's quite possible that you've used the !items command to equip them.

>>531371456
yo nice automatically assigned... erm but ur clearly on le skial..... *wall of spam coping again*

>>531370898
>prove your ownership of the Cheater's Lament and Grizzled Veteran by posting your inventory.
You have not even done this yourself, meanwhile the other posters of the thread have
>>531359182
>>531356597
You can't demand something that's already been done and that you yourself refuse to prove

guys look at my cheater's lament. Bask in its glory

>that could be someone from your friendlist
>that could be a custom server
>you didn't post a webm so it's not yours
>you didn't write "fag" in all chat so it's not yours
>you didn't post your inventory so it's not yours

>>531372040
tbf i wrote fag in chat i dont have grtizzled veteran i jsut hate this schizoid fag so much lol

>>531372040
>you didn't post your inventory so it's not yours
Still refusing to do so despite demanding others to do it who have already done it... curious

What do you think of my Sployd?
Authentic Cheater's Lament, btw. Haters BTFO.

>>531372187
dawg, multiple df posters have posted their medal, yet u havent posted urs... just give up lmao

>>531372378
>sharing hacks
cringe...

>>531372365
No they haven't, I know you're illiterate but please try to read for once in your life
>>531371802

>>531372537
exploits and bugs aren't the same thing as hacks

>>531372548
bro, you've moved the goalpost, first we showed it, then diff angle, then in casual... you have yet to post yours. give it up you fucking loser.

/tf2g/ is a cheatChad general.

>>531372701
No goalposts have been moved except by you. The DF poster is demanding we post the items in our inventory to show that we own it when he hasn't even done so himself. There's no proof he actually owns those items. I literally already showed my badge here but you're so illiterate you're conveniently ignoring it even after I just directed to you to it.
>>531359182
I'm also not the only one who's responded to you. The other guy asked for him to post his Grizzled Veteran but he still hasn't done so, and I'm pointing out other anons (including me) already did. Is that clear enough for you?

i will NEVER be a grizzled veteran
i will only ever have the poop colored mercenary badge :(

niggas be like i played tf2 for 17 years but still cant meatshot a heavy

>>531373239 (Me)
Forgot to mention I'm a fempyro gooner and hate demofloyd

>>531373191
jesus fuck dude you lost, post your own medal or stfu

>>531373239 (Me)
Forgot to mention I'm a demofloyd gooner and hate fempyro

the only medals that matter

>>531373412
It's right here. It's right fucking here. How mentally retarded are you?
>>531359182

>>531373463
df chads arent porn addicts...

>>531373585
demofloyd "chads" literally spam gay porn and furry scat porn frequently on /tf2g/

MEDAL
LIVES
MATTER

>>531373580
>steamcommunity screenshot
>demands people show ingame backpack + ingame
>refuses to do the same
lost, concession accepted.

time in washington state

>>531373817
I didn't demand in-game backpack I (and the other anon) just said inventory.
He could do steam community inventory and he (you) are refusing to even do that much. Show you actually own the Grizzled Veteran like you're asked. Come on, you can do it with responding again with another form of "cope"

>>531372346
not bad, pretty fun loadout imo

>>531373571
mge medals...

>>531373950
>yap + spaz
u lost, lose with dignity.

>>531374067
>Come on, you can do it with responding again with another form of "cope"
You failed a simple challenge, congratulations. I accept your concession.

>>531374063
You know that is literally never happening, right? the guy deleted his discord and discord server. He scammed you all.

>>531374146
i've posted screenshots, the other guy has. You refuse to accept it, or post your own to "own" us. you're still coping, theres nothing else to say here. You're a neufag, and this day proved it.

I got plenty of medals

>>531374370
So do I, but I don't brag about it.

>>531374370
Sex

>>531374929
She's 12.

The Scottish Resistance and Quickiebomb Launcher just feel like playing Demoman on hard mode for no real reason.

>>531375289
um acktshually she's 14

>>531374326
> or post your own
>>531373580

>>531375289
>le out of 10

>>531375413
>steammaps backpack picture
nta but anyone can find someone with this in their backpack. launch tf2 and take an actual screenshot right now with someone in text chat like he did.

What is Demoman on hard mode with good reason?

>people caring this much about any type of medals
why even?

>>531375664
because it ousts newfags instantly, i doubt you'd post yours ingame either.

>>531375538
That's not what was asked. I'm not the one on trial here. DF has yet to prove he actually has a Grizzled Veteran. Until he does so and can only post Skial screenshots, he doesn't own it.

>>531370898
>>531371423
>>531371670
>>531372187
>>531373950
KEEP TAKING L's
next up is the inventory, you can stop NOW by quoting this post and saying that I WAS RIGHT, and i won't turn this rape into a murder. YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES
accept the ceasefire.

>>531375798
He has, he literally posted himself multiple times
>>531366865 >>531369934
other people backing him up have also posted themselves wearing theirs >>531360308. This discussion ended when the "older" fag refused to prove it wasnt just someone elses steam backpack.

>>531375797
i never said anything about when someone started playing, just wondering why people even care? i started in 2015, so i have a merc badge. but in terms of medals, i have my asiafortress badge from when i visited MCM in London, last year.

>>531375973
Those are Skial screenshots. He refuses to post it in his inventory, like I and others have done.

>>531376213
just filter the images, sis

>>531376082
>skial
>on the screenshots show automatic assigning of teams + no skial watermark or other pay bullshit
less cope man, just post your medal ingame, own this demofloyd shitter...

>those are Skial screenshots
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAa
you raped bitch

>>531375923
why would you push with 20hp

>>531376213
At least he talks about the fucking game when he posts his 2city crap

>>531375923
I accept defeat.

>>531375923
>DFposter also has the golden contracker...
he actually frags and games.....

banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtWgUVk6cJw

>>531376069
see at least you, the avatarfag don't pretend to be an old fag, so I can respect your honesty. It makes you infinitely more respectable then the schizoid getting mad at some other dude for being a dickhead and posting his memes.

>>531376852
cheers

neutral observer here
even if floydschizo has those items after all it doesn't change that he's an annoying faggot
I mean the past 3 hours of this thread is just his shitposting

>neutral
>instantly mad and biased
just post your medal and stop running thanks

>>531377131
That isn't the floydschizo.
The real DF poster always types in all lowercase, as is the custom in discord.
This is a larper.

i am a grizzled veteran of sniffing bloopander's butt.... hooooouuuuggggh!

>>531377374
there is literally no ass to speak of, not even a crack

>>531377587
what treasures do you think the big hole at the bottom of the puppet holds, anon..?

>>531377715
Probably a lot of fabric and cotton.

>>531375289
>suddenly

>>531377264
nta but he's right. I am an impartial observer, today is my first day of visiting /tf2g/ and even I find demofloyd incredibly obnoxious, abrasive, and unfunny. I can only imagine how the natives of /tf2g/ regard him if he annoys a newcomer like me to such a degree.

>>531378173
>even I find demofloyd incredibly obnoxious, abrasive, and unfunny.
many people are saying this

>>531376671
truth

can't go 10 minutes without mentioning d3m0fl0yd award

>>531378173
no.

blud's acting like the past 3 hours hasn't just been floydshit

>>531378585
it's almost like its a mental sickness...

>>531378639
also nta but he's right. I am also an impartial observer, being new to /tf2g/, and I share this anon's sentiment that demofloyd seems to be regarded with contempt by the marketplace of ideas for good reason.

>>531378173
trvke

Stable Genius. Spiritual. Linux. Smiley Face.

>>531378876
>>531378173
it's almost like you guys keep bringing him up when no one does, and getting mad despite being "impartial" your emotions are clearly entangled, which is "incredibly obnoxious, abrasive, and unfunny". Go outside, or fuck it stay indoors and talk about d3m0fl0yd again instead of ignoring it lmao

Also df posters have showed their medals, they're old tf2 gamers... still not seeing anyone else on the opposite side coming to own them by posting their medals ingame or gameplay.

>569
>>531376524
good, we can finally put this past us.
To new beginnings

newbie to tf2g here, why is everyone talking about this "demofloyd" character? He isn't part of team fortress 2. I think we should discuss team fortress 2 instead of obsessing over an obnoxious thread personality.

Linux won btw

>>531379423
i agree sister, let's post our tf2 join date medals for fun and compare when we started playing this awesome game

>>531379696
This so much this!! I love having an identity and talking about my identity but I would never use a site built for it for some reason

>>531380361
hehe just a cute lil tf2 newbie, not that anon over there.

Why is /tf2g/ so alive?

>>531380687
floydschizo has no job

>>531380946
nta, but why are you still talking about him? :/

>>531380946
my job is raping you

>>531381036
it's the honest answer to that question

are you guys done yet

>>531381171
but ur letting him win, biggly over you... like you've posted about him so much, after he posted his medal you could have just ignored him. but you continued to talk about him... you're worse than the floydschizoid.

avatarfag be like "how can i make this about myself"

GAME COORDINATOR DOW-
>It's Tuesday
damn...

(Voice) b4nny: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

>>531381591
that was like an hour ago

Why is demofloyd so funny?

Chewsday...?

>>531370091
i doubt this general is a sainthood competition, i just won by being honest

>>531382608
unfortunately

why is /tf2g/ so dead?

>>531386109
It appears that the peculiar state of the game has lead to the decay of the general, mirroring its miseries 1-to-1.

>>531386109
Queueing into a team of useless cunts 90% of the time just isn't fun anymore

>>531372346
>the original taunt icons
SOVL...

>>531386896
>Another episode of the engie defending the intel room when the intel is half way through the map
>A cloak and dagger spy not sapping the enemy nest
>a medic stops healing for a crossbow bolt and you die

>>531343716
>he doesn't know how to get the intel on dustbowl second
ngmi

>>531388156
>ctf

>>531386109
no shupo cosmetics

>>531386109
not enough fempyro

>>531386109
not enough non-AI cuckshit fempyro

>>531390093
The only thing I hate about ctf is that it's a completely chill, casual mode where everyone loves to fuck around and do nothing until it's something OTHER than 2fort/Turbine and then it turns into the biggest fucking race to win the game and vote for the former.

>>531390506
What a CRINGE post
>>531390272
What a BASED post

>>531390272
2 weeks

Tomorrow for sure

>>531392581
>wed ness day
fat fucking chance

fempyro face reveal

>>531392581
Valve likes Thursdays, my money's on Thursday

>>531392581
MEGUMIN UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!

>>531392876
would

>maps were picked out a month ago
>summer update still not released

>>531393589
It's valve time and it won't come out until 10 years from now

>>531393589
I'm sure they're taking their time getting the warpaints working!

Oh boy I hope this gets added in the summer update

/drg/ is making fun of us

>>531395116
ayo nigga this boutta make me act up

oops wrong pic

>>531396082
New halloween??

>>531395116
gyaaat...

>>531396062
Wtf is /drg/? They’re probably right to though if we’re being honest

>>531396082
hubba hubba

>>531392876
Iconic, if you haven't seen this image before you're a little kid.

>>531397238
it's still so fucking creepy even after seeing it multiple times

>>531397238
the proof of burden to prove you're older than him is on you, you should show how old your TF2 account is by showing an image of your service medal in your backpack; otherwise you're underage compared to him.

>>531397646
Don't start this shit again

>>531397645
No it's not.

>>531397764
its true, you can't make a claim and then not substantiate it. DFposter has proved he's an oldfag, now it's his turn.

>>531397646
I have had 2 accounts, the first one I made was in 2017.

>>531397948
>the first one I made was in 2017.
you are like a leetle baby

>>531397646
LMAO

>>531397948
Bruh... fempyrosisters...

>>531398162
I have to be sure to remember july 15th, what a funny day.

>>531397910
you will never be as cool as silkee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TXOmPR7uk4

>>531398694
true, i'm way cooler.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-qD30EOO-o

also real kino

>>531398694
>wanted to do a silkee cosplay
>only sunbeams whoopee cap is 150 keys
ill never honor the boomboom king...

>>531398619
a date which will live in infamy, as they say

>>531399039
the proof of what happened, on this day will burden us in the marketplace of our ideas...

What Shupo art should I use for my objector?

*crickets*

>>531399508
the one with their butts touching I like that one

:3

>>531266793 (OP)
So besides marketplace on Steam, what's the other best place to buy shit with money?

>>531400378
mannco.store and marketplace.tf

>>531400378
saar you should use scrap.tf, the staff can be trusted with your credit card information

>>531399508
here ya go
https://files.catbox.moe/28pxe4.png
https://files.catbox.moe/p99fwq.png
https://files.catbox.moe/2ymccn.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/j7ppq3.png
https://files.catbox.moe/fkf8fl.jpg

>>531400852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto

>>531401060
unironically this lol

Heavy before baldness

>>531400852
and a few more
https://files.catbox.moe/l0w5qj.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/oxndzp.jpg

>>531400852
>1st one

>>531401349
Literally me

tf2?

>>531399508
Which Shupo would you gaki?

>>531400852
gemmy post

>>531400852
>>531401370
>>531401860
zamn

>>531401426
>fempyro mod not installed
one job you had one job

Thread is finally good again

>>531402870
>1 minute later
>"look at my porn look at my porn look at my porn"

>>531403203
also him samefagging over his childporn too

>>531403369
nta but i thought it was cool..

Sacré bleu, where is me mama?

>>531403483
i pity you

>>531403483
>t.

>>531403592
She is with me, don't you worry!

>>531365245
Diva Dan sucks dick for bus fare and uses the bus fare for crack

>>531403592
That's his wife.

>>531401860
yes

>>531403903
Does he suck Joshie's dick for his shit to be added to the game every update?

SKG posters are some of the best in the thread! Great posters. Almost as great as the summer update's going to be. Just wait until you see those maps. Great stuff! Those weapons and war paints too? Whew boy. Hope you liked that Megaladon map, but I'm giving too much away.

>>531404726
SKG? What does that mean?

>>531393031
Thursday is gonna be the deadlock update. TFCucks will just have to wait another 2 weeks.

>>531404834
think he meant sgk which is shupogaki

>>531404834
Stop Killing Games presumably

>>531405008
>>531405121
Both based in any case.

>>531405168
Shupogaki isn't based.

>>531405243
This post was fact checked by a real American patriot and proven FALSE!

>>531405484
damn... stats don't lie

>>531405484
I believe this patriot

>>531405168
Stop Killing Games isn't based

>>531405484
I trust soldier

>>531405783
>t. EA and jewbisoft

>>531405783
get out CEO/canadian

>>531405243
It is though

>Uber
>Fail to hit any fucking rocket.
>Switch to shotty.
>Chain crits on everyone nearby

Well, that's a new one to me.

dead game
dead general

>>531410064
dead cartoon

>>531407973
rip to your rockets man
>switch to shotty
loser mentality. If you want to get good at soldier you gotta hit your rockets, you can't rely on shotgun crutch

>>531410763
i went over this, it's not but i wish it was
much like tf2 desu

Can someone explain to me what the fuck happened to castaway?

>>531411040
is it because you started playing in 2017 and realized people dont like you...

>>531412042
2016 actually :)

Lol Valve just killed offsite CS2 trading.
How long until they do this for tf2?

honestly projectiles in this game just out damages hitscan if you hit directs
The problem is hitting the directs, which you can train yourself to get better in

>>531412304
I wonder how this will affect TF2. Trading hats for refs and using those to get a new hat is gonna get fucked, no way be go back to good ol' 2010 hat for hat trading.

>>531413135
>he doesn't know how to yeti cancel
ngmi

>>531412304
How is that going to work?
>Buy a skin from trader A
>Trade that skin + other skins for a skin from trader B
>Trader B trades one of the skins with trader C
>Trader A tells valve he was scammed
So are they just going to reverse the whole chain of trades then?

>>531414308
What the image doesn't say is that once you trade an item, it cannot be traded again for 7 days.

>>531355125
I want a real Blue Archive game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OePWJYIpiIE
holy shit honestly goated frag movie

>>531413587
im not gonna yeti cancelling anon

Me waiting for the update to know what maps I'm not going to play and which hats I'm not going to get or use

Another update without this skin makes it a shit update.

>>531414794
forgot to upload the webm

I'm gonna go cap the intel, cap the intel.

f1 capper

Yeti cancel should be patched out.

>>531414947
that's hot

god genuinely hates me

>>531416585
it can't be patched out. well at least it's not a simple patch. It's not a bug it's a feature.
The way it works is it makes your player model invisible and spawns a yeti right on top of you. Your actual player model is morphed to fit the yeti and looks fucking weird

If you patch it out by making knockback not cancel the taunt, the player and the yeti gets desynced since the yeti doesn't respond to physics. So if you get piped and take a ton of knockback you'll just become invincible for the rest of the taunt, since people only see the yeti who hasn't moved

>>531417984
rip bozo can't relate

>>531354586
I think that model is just lost media at this point. I've only ever seen it in the odd SFM or deviantart pic

>>531418875
me on the left

>>531270638
>>531270638
Living alone in the Australian wilderness for who knows how long probably caused Sniper to look much older than he is kek

>>531400378
I cashed out tf2 keys on dmarket.com since they let you use skrill unlike the other websites.

The new cs2 update doe, tf2 items are not affected by this protection shit yet... I guess that's gonna be the new update.

Update today

>>531420552
yeah the sun causes that

>>531416585
This but the reference pose bugs
Imagine the seethe

when is the summer update coming out?

>>531439026
in a couple of hours

Valve here, Summer update was canceled because y'all couldn't behave
cya in winter when mvm update drops

>>531439181
It’s 5am Valve time tho
Updates usually come out in the afternoon/evening

mvm update will be... a nothingburger.

>>531446513
>WOAH NEW MvM MAPS!!! This is so cool!
>…
>…uhm, this is kinda boring and repetitive, now I remember why I don’t play MvM much…back to casual it is!
Meanwhile, the high tours:
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO NEW DROPS?! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO GAMBLE ON?! THE SAME OLD AUSTRALIUMS??
>Fuck this, back to 2 Cities…

Da Mobstah? Fugget About it!

fat people shouldn't have rights in tf2

>>531412304
Could have fucking used this in 2021 when I got my entire inventory paypal scammed on a drunken night

>>531412304
they should ban all trading bots before doing that

Please dont give pyroshitters anything this summer update because it would be so fucking funny.

>>531456605
nah inflation taunt and maid outfit is IN

>>531431939
Why does he tilt his head?

>top scoring and top fragging with the scottish resistance
>team still can't manage a sentry nest + a single w+m1 pyro

HOLY SHIT GUYS CHECK STEAM

230mb of the latest pixel slop

>>531266793 (OP)
Summer update?

>>531465239
>it's real

competitive jumpscare

>>531469223
NOOOOOOOOOO IS THAT A HEAVY AT MID MODS BAN THE BUFFALO STEAK SANDWICH
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c6/Scout_mvm_loot_rare08.wav

>>531469223
WHAT THE FUARK HOW DID THAT HEAVY GET TO MID? HE JUST SHOT ME OUT OF THE SKY! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO JUMP AROUND THE WHOLE MAP AND KILL MEDICS WITH ZERO COUNTERPLAY WHAT THE FUARK?? JILL SAVE ME, THIS IS NOT NEATO.

Update next week

i have invented a device that will make every shitter quake in their boots

>>531474172
>zestytards were scared of it because zesty himself got filtered like the shitter he is

update tonight yes?

>>531473794
I am so excited!

What is this shit SUMMER nigger update even gonna do? New weapons at least?

>>531476189
Give us things to complain about
Well for some people they’ll wait for Zesty to complain first, and then they’ll parrot his opinions because they can’t think for themselves.

>>531476189
no, just your regular seasonal update of garbage emporium cosmetics, one or two fixes and maps nobody cares about. it's honestly baffling to me how people are excited for updates still.
they could be releasing these fixes on a monthly basis but instead we have to wait for summer/halloween/winter because THEY HAVE to give the emporium trannies more money

>>531477067
I hope they fix the lag.

MOBSTER MADE IT

I hate soldiers and pyros. These cretins are so obnoxious.

>>531478072
Oh the who humanity!!!!!!!!! TF2 community, rise up!!! How has the marketplace of ideas allowed this?

>>531478072
the forbidden loadout

>>531479626
>demofloyd has 24 updoots
>person complaining about demofloyd has 0 (aka negative)
reddit is officially more based than /tf2g/

>>531480570
Why does /tf2g/ hate demofloyd so much?

>>531480672
Demofloyd was well received at first.
He's just a joke that was once funny, but has been run into the ground.