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>Previous Thread>>531038232
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>531266974deal with it faggot
>>531267194the thing i do in every match of team fortress 2
>>531267194capture the intelligence 3 times
1 more sleep until the Summer update...
Trust the plan...
ZZZ...
I started watching Fat Magic again recently after he dropped off the face of the earth. It feels like he's phoning it in now.
>>531267090this avatar is so like you sister
>>531267090transformers one is underrated
Is open fortress any good?
>>531268737If you like pure arena shooters it's alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU52-ySJy3g
>>531268142Thanks.
>>531268727Yeah it is, shame it wonโt get a sequel.
>>531268360How can a person hold this opinion without being female.
>>531267334It's taking too long...
>>531269918Itโs called being gay.
I just donโt get the attraction to psychotic killers who lie about what they really are though
>>531270152>gayI thought all gays wanted to fuck children, not 45ish year old dudes who look like somebody's dad.
>>531270440Sniper isn't much older than Scout and Scout is in his early 20s. Sniper is like 26-31.
>>531270597He's 26 - 31 and he looks like THAT?
>>531270440I just like fucking myself thank you very much.
Also I think Sniper is like a year younger than me. Heโs like 26 or something.
>>531270804I know this is set in the 60's but how does a 26 year old look 45.
>>531271036valve is closed right now nigga
>>531271007Because whatever that fuck faceโs name who wrote the comic is a hack.
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Update this week bros
>>531271940you said that last week
>>531272007you said that last month
>>531271417choosing to believe asuka anon, its coming today.
>>531272415erm that's floydfag
>>531272745yes. see, there's a floyd right there
asuka-kun wouldn't post ai slop; floydschizo regularly does so
>>531272818that's cool bro
>>531272897thank you glad you think so
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>>531272890unironically poorly done cut and paste art is on par and as soulless as aislop tbqh. darn shame no one here is an artfag and instead just regurgitates other peoples works.
>>531273152using photoshop to place and edit images, while less effort than drawing from scratch, takes significantly more effort than telling a robot what to do, fuck off with your retard takes
>>531273259Ah yes, clicking the magic cut tool and copy and pasting things takes a lot of skill. Again they're both at the bottom of the barrel, calling one slop and not both slop is just being arrogant
>>531273152>poorly done cut and paste art is on par and as soulless as aislopwrongest post of the week award
>>531273350if you want to do a photoshop right it takes more effort than "magic," otherwise you wouldn't have the "I can tell this is shopped" meme
you have to be underage if you think there's no difference between good shops and bad shops
>>531273152Kill yourself floydnigger
copy paste art is slop and always will be. if the general audience thought it was good it'd be applauded and sought after on other platforms.
>>531273804>if the general audience thought it was good it'd be applauded and sought after on other platforms.it is. you're literally talking about memes you fucking retard child
>>531273457>>531273482>>531273710>getting upset that the sloppy cut element + pasting slop is rightfully viewed as suchGuys sorry, but your artwork irregardless of the method you used to create it.
>>531273804the marketplace of ideas has routinely dictated that there is a definitive difference between well-executed shooped art, poorly-executed photoshop jobs, and ai slop
>>531273980I can't hear you over how hard you're sucking robot cock right now
>>531274029>>531274037guys it sucks, all of it sucks.
>>531274037Can I suck robot cock next
floydnegroid is coping really hard trying to pretend photoshops made in 5000 hours in mspaint is on the same level as his absolute slop
>>531274278The original demofloyd was made in sfm tho... I'm just saying even then the artwork made by all the individuals AI, or with Photoshop sucks.
>>531273980>>531274168Why are you so obsessed with a dead negro?
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>>531274397relax liberal, its called irony, have you ever been to reddit before?
>>531274397i didnt even bring him up, i simply brought up how the copy and paste onto anime character art sucks man... you brought him up lol
>>531274384>The original demofloyd was made in sfm thoand yet 99% of what floydnigger posts is either AI or the poorly copy and pasted photoshop jobs you're complaining about because he has never had a creative thought in his life
curious how you're trying to single out OC with actual effort as being the same as his slop
>>531274291post you latest kill cam
This is worth at least 3000 keys
>>531274551I already said that that shit is slop too, you're just offended that you're being grouped up with him (rightfully). Hate to break it to you, but i just think your art sucks man
first op pic in what feels like 10 threads that is not complete niggercoal, and because of it you will not see me in this thread at all
good day
>>531274689okay post your own art, if you're so great
>>531274715>this mad over criticism as an "artist"you have a good night now sister.
>>531274886hmmm... that pyro was copy and pasted onto a background... yeah, I'm thinking slop
>>531274886that's what I thought, you've never opened an art program in your life
>>531275029not true. look at this art
>>531274702i made that. what have you made lil bro
>>531275029that's funny, kind of like you
>>531275128>traced over another artist's work>copy pasted chud and a few medals oncertified slop/10
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dressing up my waifu in tf2 clothing, sure its slop but it makes me happy!
>>531260561ideally something completely unrelated to tf2
>>531266793 (OP)this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10 kirby exists in the tf2 universe. I will not elaborate
>>531275128you didnt make that THOUGH
>>531275624that has been debunked
sorry but why does the sandman have a professional killstreak fabricator drop
>>531266906eye can't breathe
venusianrapper is still the king of /tf2g/
>>531277174is today opposite day
>>531277221venusianrapper won, the marketplace of ideas has spoken.
he provided definitive proof that fatmagic cheats, released it, and fagmagic called his russian boyfriend vorobey to doxx venusian in retaliation because he couldn't actually debunk the cheating allegations so he resorted to ad-hominem attacks.... very sad
get head from bloopander...
>>531275471very epic anon, I approve!
So, what are the largest maps per category? In the sense of walkable area, I mean.
>>531280519"let's make dustbowl but actually good this time"
>>531280519>what if dustbowl... but le good?and that's why nobody plays it
>Your only reward for getting autobalanced the second before you win is 500 xp
>Leveling up does literally nothing unlike CS
Is valve restarted?
>>531280772if you mean retarded then yes, and so are you
>>531280772>every 2 levels awards a keyless crate that gives any item from the random drop system with a slightly increased hat ratehire me valve
>>531281015its okay im retarded too
>>531269918How can you explain blue to someone that can only see orange. Idk if its possible bro
>>531270152I think its because its seen as a masculine trait. But also people like that in "evil women" too so I'm not completely sure myself.
zesty
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live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXlVyVG3QBU
>>531280668sex with cream after a cp_junction match
>>531280668sex with cream during a cp_junction match
>>531283069>>531283187Junction is horrid to play. Take poor Cream elsewhere.
controlling cream's control points while capturing the final control point on cp_junction!
>>531281306Do you want community servers to be deader?
>>531287185>allow community servers to award exp if they follow valve server rules and mapshire me valve
>>531287970>valve server rules and mapsDo you want community servers to be deader?
>>531288252it's exactly what quickplay did and community servers were more alive under quickplay
>>531288795No they weren't
>>531289485yeah they were, they literally were
you literally had randos getting sent to community servers on quickplay instead of valve servers, that doesn't happen anymore
>>531289138>just realized that's Sniper holding Spy like thatIt's not fair bros
That should be me instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi
https://youtu.be/RhrdIhh-mh0?feature=shared The only 2 Steam groups Wazgul is a member of is Nigglet and Touhou.
This thread is so fucking shit from Jan-July,
Just waiting for the summer update when the the non-fags come back for a few months,
looks like I got here too early.
>>531308295there are small nuggets of discussion, especially when movements like bring back quickplay are at their strongest, but yeah i would agree browsing this general when NOTHING is happening is a shit idea. this game desperately needs something in the first half of the year so we don't self cannibalize.
even though plenty of things happened in the first half of the year
>>531308295Updates โnowโ (for like 8 years) are poorly spread out across the year, the first half is empty with maybe some patch notes sprinkled in while the second half is one seasonal update after the other
Itโd be nice to get a spring update to break the monotony, maybe a spring cleaning update with just bug fixes and performance improvements?
>>531298928this but soldier
>>531298928Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Install fempyro mods. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
why is furry culture so well accepted in TF2
is it because of pyro
>>531328760it's synonymous with trans culture, you should know
>brings up trannies out of nowhere
>>531328891I know nothing about trans culture other than they crack a lot of eggs for breakfast or something.
>>531325592demofl0yd never said that
>>531329218Why is Sniper such an anti-trans icon?
>>531333064>1960s Australian man that has lived most of his life in the OutbackHear me out, but I don't think Sniper would be very progressive by today's standards...
>>531329646lmao ok sister
https://x.com/TF2Emporium/status/1645893247506497536
literally from their very mouths supportive :p
>>531336462it'd be career suicide to side against Corporations/News Outlets...
>>531337491unironically the source of multiple suicides...
>>531329218>brings up curries out of nowhere
>>531336093Thanks for coming to an understanding!
>>531339681it was sarcasm big guy, you know too much
>>531338586yeah but those were chuds, bigots, transphobes so it's okay.
also they were a threat to neodement's paycheck
>>531338586That's not very nice...
>>531340472multiple trans people have died thanks to the emporium...
>>531341673they were falseflagging chuds
>>531341814Still, It's sad to see it happen.
>>531329218transgenderism is tf2 culture, newfag
>>531343018lmao no its not, been playing since 2008 and it's 100% not the case; trannies weren't even a thing until 2014+.
In order to save OverlordLettuce's life, sacrifices had to be made. We hope (You) understand.
>>531341881>get the intel>on dustbowl second
>queue casual
>leave, I won't play on teams with 4 spies that are still getting raped by a single sniper
>queue casual
>leave, I won't play on teams where I have to be both engie and med at the same time
>queue casual
>leave, I won't play in uphill battle leftover games where we're losing and down 3 players that were abandoned by the shitters who lost them. Not my job to clean them up.
>queue casual
>leave, I won't play in games where all my team are fresh install light blue medal children and the other team are all red medal manchildren playing with their friend stacks. Not going to be a punching bag for 15 minutes, not sorry.
>queue casual
>STAY, my team is decent. Winning, get swapped to other team because other team left and didn't like losing.
Great game
>she plays casual in current year
>>531328760furries are just accepted in most places now, not sure what changed exactly but never see anyone bat an eye at them
>>531344218play 6s. scrims and pugs NEVER get baited
comp players are extremely consistent
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Zesty is cringe you morons
I bought the Jungle contract years ago and half-finished them. Should I try to finish them now?
>>531346681Yes and make sure to always do Medic contracts they are the easiest
>>531346681dont do the amputator one, it's a pain and you will need like 3 friends to help you with it
the map ones will be a pain, specially 2fort
>>531298928Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
would QP fix the stomp issue? i swear this game doesn't even balance anymore, stomps stay for rounds on end
>>531349396this butt femsoldier
>>531349618it would partially fix it, we had votescramble and IIRC teams would be auto scrambled after enough wins in a row
you also didn't have 6 people queuing in together
>>531349618need scramble back and something to deal with friend stacks. Just not fair for randoms to play against sweaty friends running medic strats together treating casual like pseudo comp.
>>531325592this but femscout
>>531350674don't respond to the fake one
>>531346681do spy contracts
>>531346681iirc i chose engi for all the class contracts, getting 2 kills with the gunslinger crit hit was very hard
>>531350925don't tell me what to do faggot.
>>531350925sorry
>>531349396this but femscout
Did VenusianRapper win yet?
>>531325592this but femsoldier
>>531350925>the fake one>the fake shitpost>shitposts can be fake
>>531351745they're both the same thing...
>>531351745yes. he's stealing the fempyro poster's posts now. you don't see me stealing ratposter's posts
guys he's stealing already stolen copy pasta lol
>>531352131that pasta is a tf2g original
>>531352290Brother, it's an edit of an already existing pyro hate copy pasta that was an edit of an already existing copy pasta. Nothing is original, stop playing.
>>531352386>edit it's transformative art and therefore original, case closed
>>531352517woah judge, jury, and executioner of something that is clear plagiarism... send yourself to the gulag, cased closed
>>531352386NTA but I did put forth the effort of rewriting nearly every line from scratch when I made it.
i don't care it's clear plagirism from the original, which btw was also an edit of something else; you should be happy someone posted ur shitty writing that is otherwise ignored by anyone but you.
>>531353000if it's ignored by everyone he wouldn't be stealing it... case closed again
>>531353157i think that's what makes it so funny, it's so bad it's ironic
new zesty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXlVyVG3QBU
>>531353157it really ignored by everyone except the samefagging fempyro poster tho :/
>>531353552>everyone in the thread is one personmeds now
>implying you're not literally talking about it right now
VenusianRapper? Yep, I'm thinking he won.
>>531353736its just the obvious, no need to get mad at me for it.
pls stop talking about jungle inferno and the contracts
2017 was by far the best year of my life and it only got worse and worse every year after
fcking hell i hate being a 24yo loser with no prospects
What was the best update in tf2 history and why was it Jungle Inferno?
>>531354237the uber update and the only people who disagree haven't even played the game in like 15 years so who cares what they think
>>531353181is this model on the workshop? need more fempyro maid pics in my life
I love helping and protecting my engineer friends. There's a lot of satisfaction to be derived from protecting a newbie's stuff, even if it's placed badly.
>>531355014tits and ass WAY too big
>>531354490im a grizzled vet, cheaters lament wearing demofloydGOD and I agree with that statement
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>>531355014holy based
>>531355125you mean not big enough
>>531355205you don't have a grizzled vet
you don't wear a cheater's lament
the burden of proof is on you
>>531355671i like how he's posted this multiple times and every time you guys do this and shift the goal... demofloyd won
>>531355782>multiple timeshe's literally never done so
WHERE IS THE UPDATE MAGGOTS?
>>531355848yeah u can schizo out and deny it, but if you want to satiate your desire to be incorrect, feel free to find it in the archive the burden of research lies on you
>>531355945>prove me rightnot how it works faggot you posted the claim so the burden of proof is on you
if you actually had those items you wouldn't get defensive every time and beat around the bush
not only does demofloyd lack a grizzled veteran and a cheater's lament, but he has refused to post a single webm of him playing team fortress 2.
>>531356129that wasnt me who posted that man, i just have been here to see him post his medal and have you still be mad about it to this day is just silly... be happy you found this game after 2015 and stop pretending like you're actually some sort of vet yourself.
>>531334929I don't think any of the mercs would've been progressive in the modern sense, except maybe Spy and Medic. It's just funny Snipers become the poster boy for it.
>>531340557Cutie
>>531356256>more projection and deflectionif you weren't him you wouldn't suck his dick so heavily, come back when you actually have both those items
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>>531356361I don't have the grizzled vet since i was on 360 during those days. But i have seen the demofloyd poster post his medal, I'm simply saying you flip out and are a 2015+ tf2 player.
>>531355671do you really want to be completely and utterly humiliated forever in front of everyone? im giving you 25 minutes to rescind your accusations and save your dignity and credibility or whatever is left of it anyway, just quote this post saying 'I do believe df poster wears a cheater's lament with his grizzled vet badge'
ah yes, the good ol back pedal and irony post after having a different old head actually back him up... classic
>>531357078again, this is the only opportunity im giving you. no, you will not move the goal post any further.
>>531357078tbf the fag who hates demofloyd never posts webms or his own medals, he really is just a post jungle inferno faggot.
'The df poster uses a grizzled vet badge and a cheater's lament' is all you have to say, and we're burying the hatchet, save you some face
"The demofloyd poster, wearer of the cheater's lament and grizzled vet badge, also creator of numerous df edits, is correct in his statement that the รผber update was better than the JI update"
say it.
Deploy a Summer Update here
i think he quit he isnt going to kneel man
this faggot is especially hungry for attention today
>Jill was doxxed
It's neatover
>>531357974shoenick was doxxed ages ago, where have you been?
>>531357967u got owned and conceded; also being snarky is ultimate attention seeking behavior. literal brat tier.
>>531358204I'm not the one you were arguing with fuck off already
>>531358418yet u wanted attention, durr
>tune into zesty stream
>he's wasting generational wealth on gachaslop
no joke, this shit should've been banned yesterday.
>>531356597>>531357425stop projecting, faggot. ironically I've been playing longer than you
>>531358632>This is the same guy who tells his drones not to give Valve money yet goes onto open cases on stream and give money to fucking Nexon of all places
>>531359182yeah dude wear it in game and say hello in chat, the burden of proof is on you
>>531359260do you ever stop moving the goalposts, we asked you to do it first
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>>531359429>"we"the voices...
again dawg, i've been playing since 07' (on the xbox 360). not the demofloyd poster but i'll gladly vouch since he brought up good points i can back. Also real old players, aka not you from jungle inferno era are insufferable and always will be.
>>531359260not that SoFGOD, but that is exactly what is going to happen
unless you accept my ceasefire proposal to call this off completely.
>>531360308still waiting brother, go ahead or just post urself ingame on map_itemtest wearing 2017 medal
>>531361308See this is actually funny, and if he wasnt an insufferable newfag larping as some old player who gets mad at the wind, I would have laughed...
>>531360308>>531361434>itemtest>no other items equippedbro you just typed the itemtest command in to load those items, you don't actually own them
good job exposing your LARP
>>531360837Do I count as an ex-TF2uber if back in a day I used to upload shitty TF2 gameplay videos on YouTube recorded via phone?
>>531361717oh no no no floydsisters it's not looking good
>>531361717>moving the goalpost and refusing to post him wearing the lament + medalconcession accepted
>>531361842you already conceding by exposing your own LARP by going to fucking itemtest lmao
you don't actually own those items, anyone can do this
>>531362318nta but no, you cant. because itemtest has been broken for years, only 1 cosmetic loads.
>>531361785Soul
I remember this one channel I use to watch in the early 2010s by a dude who'd record gameplay footage using some type of VCR setup so all his videos had a grainy VHS effect on them it was nice
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>>531362318>still moving the goalposthere's your wrong about everything award, stay larping as an oldhead while getting owned bro
>>531362824>>531363052This homo doesn't get it, instead of just ignoring shit that pisses him off here he attacks it, not realizing he's the one actually projecting himself onto it.
>>531363052great, you proved that you have those items, now have the DF poster do it instead of you
>>531363052You shouldn't engage with him at all
>>531362824there's ways people figured out to force more than one item to load
>>531363309He does, and has, he's not here 247 like you shitting up this thread raging at him. Concession accepted btw
>>531363312He's been doing this shit for like a year, you're right but whatever at this point its a humiliation ritual for him
>>531363528>>531363312I'm not even the original guy who was calling him out... stop projecting and thinking everyone's the same person
>>531363665durrrr, ok so let the faggot prove he's also a newfag like you then and stay out of it man
The only true way for this to be settled is for the demofloyd poster and the fempyro poster to mge, winner takes all...
>>531364036I'm not the fempyro poster, what
>It's my day off...
>Have to wait for my friend to get off work to frag with them since its just not the same fragging alone...
>>531365054not him man... nor do i wanna frag with him (no offense to him.
I need to play the new Emporium-approved Diva Dan maps right now
The update is nearing...will the Boss make it?
>>531365003I feel your pain..
>>531365545come here brutha... give me a hug.
>>531360837Socrates never said this
>>531346681i did contracker runs on alt accounts a couple of times and can give you a handful of tips
try to finish them, get all the rewards, then hold off on trying to 100% all the stars unless you are REALLY bored because the objective defending contracts are fucked.
try to get every reward that has a limited stock, completely buy them all out, then buy only civic duty or civil servant mk.ii war paints if you wanna maximize profit, but its fine if you wanna gamble for fun with the paint can crates, not the end of the world. buying the freelance and up war paints direct from the store is expensive so cross-check with the community market to see if it is really worth it.
do not pick amputator contract like what
>>531349084 said, in general try to select contracts that are easy-ish to get all 3 stars on in case you want to 100% the contracker later.
for support contracts, pick the dead ringer when it shows up, then kill yourself by jumping off cliffs while having it out, it will glitch and earn you 3 stars on it very quickly.
the heavy yeti cosmetics are quite hard to get because nobody really queues for those maps (and they are worth 1.33 ref,) so dont worry if you arent able to do them immediately. try to queue during peak times so you are more likely to get into those maps.
pick degroot keep in the misc gamemodes contract since literally nobody plays the other gamemodes on it. this is really obvious but i dont want to have any poor souls condemn themselves to that fate.
glhf
>top fragging on fastlane
>engie builds at last
>we push 2nd to last
>say "Engie move your tele up" x3
>He moves the exit
>say "Engie move the entrance you dumbo"
>Engie goes into voice chat ranting on how he doesn't play 5cp and shit
>say "Shut up man you have 0 points, move the entrance"
>we win
>>531355671selfish little fuck i gave you an hour, all you had to do was apologize, now you have been raped. forever.
DEMQFLQYD PQSTING WQN.
>>531365478How about that prickโs face when he saw the Bonk!
>>531365478Mobstah made it in, hold on to hope
>>531366865No grizzled veteran, no cheaterโs lament, all youโve proven is that you have a Demofloyd objector
>>531365478Between the Offshore project getting a shoutout and the MvM announcement, I think the mobster hype ran its course and people already lost interest
a gold medal is bigger flex than being some oldfag
unless you're a cringe roster rider
oldfag here too btw
people should've stopped giving the floyd autist attention ages ago
>>531367893that was all on the fempyro schizo tho.
>>531365003>>531365545Felt. Having to carry 10 shitters with my friend is a lot better than solo carrying 11 shitters
>>531365054Hello
Are you guys done being stupid yet or should I come back later
>>531368109I'm not the fempyro schizo... I just decided to call him out for never posting proof
>>531368229Yeah, maybe. Just got back home. Gonna eat din din and then carry cunt cunts
>>531368293yeah dude so, ur giving him attention alongside that faggot... good job
>>531368318Great, hope to see you on stream then.
what is this dude's obsession with thinking everyone has something to do with fempyro
maybe some people are just tired of you shitting up the thread
>>531368359no one posted any fempyro, take your meds
>>531368503and yet, you responded and got offended... lmao
>>531368437this but unironically the fempyro gy does that lol
>>531368437he lets fempyro live in his head rent free, feel bad for him
fempyro has been accepted by the marketplace of ideas, which has rejected demofloyd consistently
>>531369245absolute trvke
the marketplace of ideas has spoken.
demofloyd lost.
cue the melty
bloop has a primeval warrior.
STAGE 1: SHOCK
>>531367542STAGE 2: DENIAL
>>531367893
>>531369934It's so easy to win when you're just pure.
>>531369806clearly bloopander is better than demofloyd then
you realize there are servers that have the !items command where you can temporarily equip any item you want
post your inventory and prove that you actually own those cosmetics
Kill both demofloyd and fempyro. Behead both demofloyd and fempyro. Roundhouse kick both demofloyd and fempyro. Etc.
>>531370136NTA but YOU LOST, GIVE UUUUUPPP
>>531370182this but just the demofloyd part
it's a vain attempt to be on topic by poorly editing a guy who died 5 years ago to try and make people mad, fempyro is actually on topic and I'd take it any day of the week
>>531370136dawg, you really just gotta accept how retarded you are, no amount of cope, projecting and goalposting moving.
i didn't lose. i won.
you have the opportunity to prove me wrong by posting your inventory with your cheater's lament and your grizzled veteran, at which point i will concede
This Spy has already bricked our defenses...
>>531355125BA cosmetics doko
cope
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>>531369934why is he angry at the payload
>>531370683You will make me look like a fool if you prove your ownership of the Cheater's Lament and Grizzled Veteran by posting your inventory. Until then, I will triumphantly accept your concession.
I have utmost confidence that you lack these items.
>>531370898I don't own the grizzled veteran, i posted my soldier of fortune + cheaters lament tho... I'm just going to back up the demofloyd poster and remind you how you're a hypocrit; feel free to post yours and own him silly
How do i know that everything hasn't been one giant samefag shitpost
>>531370182They are TF2 related unlike a few of the other posters here.
>>531371003it is, curious how the floydfag has exactly 1 dude sucking him off with every post (his phone)
>>531370996I never claimed to own those items. I don't own those items. I'm not being hypocritical.
Demofloyd poster claimed to own these cosmetics, a claim which has been called into question by the rest of the thread, a claim he has been unable to substantiate with proper proof.
STAGE 3: ANGER
>>531369696
>>531371423yap stop defending someone in the wrong idc
>>531371456Please post them in your inventory.
Again, you have not proven that you own these cosmetics. It's quite possible that you've used the !items command to equip them.
>>531371456yo nice automatically assigned... erm but ur clearly on le skial..... *wall of spam coping again*
>>531370898>prove your ownership of the Cheater's Lament and Grizzled Veteran by posting your inventory.You have not even done this yourself, meanwhile the other posters of the thread have
>>531359182>>531356597You can't demand something that's already been done and that you yourself refuse to prove
guys look at my cheater's lament. Bask in its glory
>that could be someone from your friendlist
>that could be a custom server
>you didn't post a webm so it's not yours
>you didn't write "fag" in all chat so it's not yours
>you didn't post your inventory so it's not yours
>>531372040tbf i wrote fag in chat i dont have grtizzled veteran i jsut hate this schizoid fag so much lol
>>531372040>you didn't post your inventory so it's not yoursStill refusing to do so despite demanding others to do it who have already done it... curious
Spy
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What do you think of my Sployd?
Authentic Cheater's Lament, btw. Haters BTFO.
>>531372187dawg, multiple df posters have posted their medal, yet u havent posted urs... just give up lmao
https://spiritov.github.io/posts/sv-pure-bypass
>>531372378>sharing hackscringe...
>>531372365No they haven't, I know you're illiterate but please try to read for once in your life
>>531371802
>>531372537exploits and bugs aren't the same thing as hacks
>>531372548bro, you've moved the goalpost, first we showed it, then diff angle, then in casual... you have yet to post yours. give it up you fucking loser.
/tf2g/ is a cheatChad general.
>>531372701No goalposts have been moved except by you. The DF poster is demanding we post the items in our inventory to show that we own it when he hasn't even done so himself. There's no proof he actually owns those items. I literally already showed my badge here but you're so illiterate you're conveniently ignoring it even after I just directed to you to it.
>>531359182I'm also not the only one who's responded to you. The other guy asked for him to post his Grizzled Veteran but he still hasn't done so, and I'm pointing out other anons (including me) already did. Is that clear enough for you?
i will NEVER be a grizzled veteran
i will only ever have the poop colored mercenary badge :(
niggas be like i played tf2 for 17 years but still cant meatshot a heavy
>>531373239 (Me)
Forgot to mention I'm a fempyro gooner and hate demofloyd
>>531373191jesus fuck dude you lost, post your own medal or stfu
>>531373239 (Me)
Forgot to mention I'm a demofloyd gooner and hate fempyro
the only medals that matter
>>531373412It's right here. It's right fucking here. How mentally retarded are you?
>>531359182
>>531373463df chads arent porn addicts...
>>531373585demofloyd "chads" literally spam gay porn and furry scat porn frequently on /tf2g/
>>531373580>steamcommunity screenshot>demands people show ingame backpack + ingame >refuses to do the samelost, concession accepted.
>>531373817I didn't demand in-game backpack I (and the other anon) just said inventory.
He could do steam community inventory and he (you) are refusing to even do that much. Show you actually own the Grizzled Veteran like you're asked. Come on, you can do it with responding again with another form of "cope"
>>531372346not bad, pretty fun loadout imo
mge
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>>531373950>yap + spazu lost, lose with dignity.
>>531374067>Come on, you can do it with responding again with another form of "cope"You failed a simple challenge, congratulations. I accept your concession.
>>531374063You know that is literally never happening, right? the guy deleted his discord and discord server. He scammed you all.
>>531374146i've posted screenshots, the other guy has. You refuse to accept it, or post your own to "own" us. you're still coping, theres nothing else to say here. You're a neufag, and this day proved it.
>>531374370So do I, but I don't brag about it.
The Scottish Resistance and Quickiebomb Launcher just feel like playing Demoman on hard mode for no real reason.
>>531375289um acktshually she's 14
>>531375413>steammaps backpack picturenta but anyone can find someone with this in their backpack. launch tf2 and take an actual screenshot right now with someone in text chat like he did.
What is Demoman on hard mode with good reason?
>people caring this much about any type of medals
why even?
>>531375664because it ousts newfags instantly, i doubt you'd post yours ingame either.
>>531375538That's not what was asked. I'm not the one on trial here. DF has yet to prove he actually has a Grizzled Veteran. Until he does so and can only post Skial screenshots, he doesn't own it.
>>531370898>>531371423>>531371670>>531372187>>531373950KEEP TAKING L's
next up is the inventory, you can stop NOW by quoting this post and saying that I WAS RIGHT, and i won't turn this rape into a murder. YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES
accept the ceasefire.
>>531375798He has, he literally posted himself multiple times
>>531366865 >>531369934other people backing him up have also posted themselves wearing theirs
>>531360308. This discussion ended when the "older" fag refused to prove it wasnt just someone elses steam backpack.
>>531375797i never said anything about when someone started playing, just wondering why people even care? i started in 2015, so i have a merc badge. but in terms of medals, i have my asiafortress badge from when i visited MCM in London, last year.
>>531375973Those are Skial screenshots. He refuses to post it in his inventory, like I and others have done.
>avatarfag trying to butt in
>>531376213just filter the images, sis
>>531376082>skial>on the screenshots show automatic assigning of teams + no skial watermark or other pay bullshitless cope man, just post your medal ingame, own this demofloyd shitter...
gfwp
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>those are Skial screenshots
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAa
you raped bitch
>>531375923why would you push with 20hp
>>531376213At least he talks about the fucking game when he posts his 2city crap
>>531375923I accept defeat.
>>531375923>DFposter also has the golden contracker...he actually frags and games.....
banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtWgUVk6cJw
>>531376069see at least you, the avatarfag don't pretend to be an old fag, so I can respect your honesty. It makes you infinitely more respectable then the schizoid getting mad at some other dude for being a dickhead and posting his memes.
neutral observer here
even if floydschizo has those items after all it doesn't change that he's an annoying faggot
I mean the past 3 hours of this thread is just his shitposting
>neutral
>instantly mad and biased
just post your medal and stop running thanks
>>531377131That isn't the floydschizo.
The real DF poster always types in all lowercase, as is the custom in discord.
This is a larper.
i am a grizzled veteran of sniffing bloopander's butt.... hooooouuuuggggh!
>>531377374there is literally no ass to speak of, not even a crack
>>531377587what treasures do you think the big hole at the bottom of the puppet holds, anon..?
>>531377715Probably a lot of fabric and cotton.
>>531377264nta but he's right. I am an impartial observer, today is my first day of visiting /tf2g/ and even I find demofloyd incredibly obnoxious, abrasive, and unfunny. I can only imagine how the natives of /tf2g/ regard him if he annoys a newcomer like me to such a degree.
>>531378173>even I find demofloyd incredibly obnoxious, abrasive, and unfunny.many people are saying this
can't go 10 minutes without mentioning d3m0fl0yd award
blud's acting like the past 3 hours hasn't just been floydshit
>>531378585it's almost like its a mental sickness...
>>531378639also nta but he's right. I am also an impartial observer, being new to /tf2g/, and I share this anon's sentiment that demofloyd seems to be regarded with contempt by the marketplace of ideas for good reason.
Stable Genius. Spiritual. Linux. Smiley Face.
>>531378876>>531378173it's almost like you guys keep bringing him up when no one does, and getting mad despite being "impartial" your emotions are clearly entangled, which is "incredibly obnoxious, abrasive, and unfunny". Go outside, or fuck it stay indoors and talk about d3m0fl0yd again instead of ignoring it lmao
Also df posters have showed their medals, they're old tf2 gamers... still not seeing anyone else on the opposite side coming to own them by posting their medals ingame or gameplay.
>569>>531376524good, we can finally put this past us.
To new beginnings
newbie to tf2g here, why is everyone talking about this "demofloyd" character? He isn't part of team fortress 2. I think we should discuss team fortress 2 instead of obsessing over an obnoxious thread personality.
>>531379423i agree sister, let's post our tf2 join date medals for fun and compare when we started playing this awesome game
>>531379696This so much this!! I love having an identity and talking about my identity but I would never use a site built for it for some reason
>>531380361hehe just a cute lil tf2 newbie, not that anon over there.
>>531380687floydschizo has no job
>>531380946nta, but why are you still talking about him? :/
>>531380946my job is raping you
>>531381036it's the honest answer to that question
>>531381171but ur letting him win, biggly over you... like you've posted about him so much, after he posted his medal you could have just ignored him. but you continued to talk about him... you're worse than the floydschizoid.
avatarfag be like "how can i make this about myself"
GAME COORDINATOR DOW-
>It's Tuesday
damn...
(Voice) b4nny: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
>>531381591that was like an hour ago
Why is demofloyd so funny?
>>531370091i doubt this general is a sainthood competition, i just won by being honest
moon
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>>531386109It appears that the peculiar state of the game has lead to the decay of the general, mirroring its miseries 1-to-1.
>>531386109Queueing into a team of useless cunts 90% of the time just isn't fun anymore
wall
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>>531372346>the original taunt iconsSOVL...
>>531386896>Another episode of the engie defending the intel room when the intel is half way through the map>A cloak and dagger spy not sapping the enemy nest>a medic stops healing for a crossbow bolt and you die
>>531343716>he doesn't know how to get the intel on dustbowl secondngmi
>>531386109no shupo cosmetics
>>531386109not enough fempyro
Amor
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>>531386109not enough non-AI cuckshit fempyro
>>531390093The only thing I hate about ctf is that it's a completely chill, casual mode where everyone loves to fuck around and do nothing until it's something OTHER than 2fort/Turbine and then it turns into the biggest fucking race to win the game and vote for the former.
>>531390506What a CRINGE post
>>531390272What a BASED post
>>531392581>wed ness dayfat fucking chance
>>531392581Valve likes Thursdays, my money's on Thursday
AWOOO
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>>531392581MEGUMIN UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!
>maps were picked out a month ago
>summer update still not released
>>531393589It's valve time and it won't come out until 10 years from now
>>531393589I'm sure they're taking their time getting the warpaints working!
Oh boy I hope this gets added in the summer update
/drg/ is making fun of us
>>531395116ayo nigga this boutta make me act up
>>531396082New halloween??
>>531396062Wtf is /drg/? Theyโre probably right to though if weโre being honest
>>531392876Iconic, if you haven't seen this image before you're a little kid.
>>531397238it's still so fucking creepy even after seeing it multiple times
yes
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>>531397238the proof of burden to prove you're older than him is on you, you should show how old your TF2 account is by showing an image of your service medal in your backpack; otherwise you're underage compared to him.
>>531397646Don't start this shit again
>>531397764its true, you can't make a claim and then not substantiate it. DFposter has proved he's an oldfag, now it's his turn.
>>531397646I have had 2 accounts, the first one I made was in 2017.
>>531397948>the first one I made was in 2017.you are like a leetle baby
>>531397948Bruh... fempyrosisters...
>>531398162I have to be sure to remember july 15th, what a funny day.
>>531397910you will never be as cool as silkee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TXOmPR7uk4
>>531398694true, i'm way cooler.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-qD30EOO-o
also real kino
>>531398694>wanted to do a silkee cosplay>only sunbeams whoopee cap is 150 keysill never honor the boomboom king...
>>531398619a date which will live in infamy, as they say
>>531399039the proof of what happened, on this day will burden us in the marketplace of our ideas...
What Shupo art should I use for my objector?
>>531399508the one with their butts touching I like that one
>>531266793 (OP)So besides marketplace on Steam, what's the other best place to buy shit with money?
>>531400378mannco.store and marketplace.tf
>>531400378saar you should use scrap.tf, the staff can be trusted with your credit card information
>>531399508here ya go
https://files.catbox.moe/28pxe4.png
https://files.catbox.moe/p99fwq.png
https://files.catbox.moe/2ymccn.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/j7ppq3.png
https://files.catbox.moe/fkf8fl.jpg
>>531400852https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>531401060unironically this lol
>>531400852and a few more
https://files.catbox.moe/l0w5qj.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/oxndzp.jpg
>>531399508Which Shupo would you gaki?
>>531401426>fempyro mod not installedone job you had one job
Thread is finally good again
>>531402870>1 minute later>"look at my porn look at my porn look at my porn"
>>531403203also him samefagging over his childporn too
>>531403369nta but i thought it was cool..
Sacrรฉ bleu, where is me mama?
>>531403592She is with me, don't you worry!
>>531365245Diva Dan sucks dick for bus fare and uses the bus fare for crack
>>531403592That's his wife.
>>531403903Does he suck Joshie's dick for his shit to be added to the game every update?
SKG posters are some of the best in the thread! Great posters. Almost as great as the summer update's going to be. Just wait until you see those maps. Great stuff! Those weapons and war paints too? Whew boy. Hope you liked that Megaladon map, but I'm giving too much away.
>>531404726SKG? What does that mean?
>>531393031Thursday is gonna be the deadlock update. TFCucks will just have to wait another 2 weeks.
>>531404834think he meant sgk which is shupogaki
>>531404834Stop Killing Games presumably
>>531405008>>531405121Both based in any case.
>>531405168Shupogaki isn't based.
>>531405243This post was fact checked by a real American patriot and proven FALSE!
>>531405484damn... stats don't lie
>>531405484I believe this patriot
>>531405168Stop Killing Games isn't based
>>531405484I trust soldier
>>531405783>t. EA and jewbisoft
>>531405783get out CEO/canadian
>Uber
>Fail to hit any fucking rocket.
>Switch to shotty.
>Chain crits on everyone nearby
Well, that's a new one to me.
misha
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>>531407973rip to your rockets man
>switch to shottyloser mentality. If you want to get good at soldier you gotta hit your rockets, you can't rely on shotgun crutch
>>531410763i went over this, it's not but i wish it was
much like tf2 desu
Can someone explain to me what the fuck happened to castaway?
>>531411040is it because you started playing in 2017 and realized people dont like you...
>>5314120422016 actually :)
Lol Valve just killed offsite CS2 trading.
How long until they do this for tf2?
honestly projectiles in this game just out damages hitscan if you hit directs
The problem is hitting the directs, which you can train yourself to get better in
>>531412304I wonder how this will affect TF2. Trading hats for refs and using those to get a new hat is gonna get fucked, no way be go back to good ol' 2010 hat for hat trading.
>>531413135>he doesn't know how to yeti cancelngmi
>>531412304How is that going to work?
>Buy a skin from trader A>Trade that skin + other skins for a skin from trader B>Trader B trades one of the skins with trader C>Trader A tells valve he was scammedSo are they just going to reverse the whole chain of trades then?
>>531414308What the image doesn't say is that once you trade an item, it cannot be traded again for 7 days.
>>531355125I want a real Blue Archive game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OePWJYIpiIE
holy shit honestly goated frag movie
>>531413587im not gonna yeti cancelling anon
Me waiting for the update to know what maps I'm not going to play and which hats I'm not going to get or use
Another update without this skin makes it a shit update.
>>531414794forgot to upload the webm
I'm gonna go cap the intel, cap the intel.
Yeti cancel should be patched out.
>>531416585it can't be patched out. well at least it's not a simple patch. It's not a bug it's a feature.
The way it works is it makes your player model invisible and spawns a yeti right on top of you. Your actual player model is morphed to fit the yeti and looks fucking weird
If you patch it out by making knockback not cancel the taunt, the player and the yeti gets desynced since the yeti doesn't respond to physics. So if you get piped and take a ton of knockback you'll just become invincible for the rest of the taunt, since people only see the yeti who hasn't moved
>>531417984rip bozo can't relate
>>531354586I think that model is just lost media at this point. I've only ever seen it in the odd SFM or deviantart pic
>>531418875me on the left
>>531270638>>531270638Living alone in the Australian wilderness for who knows how long probably caused Sniper to look much older than he is kek
>>531400378I cashed out tf2 keys on dmarket.com since they let you use skrill unlike the other websites.
The new cs2 update doe, tf2 items are not affected by this protection shit yet... I guess that's gonna be the new update.
>>531420552yeah the sun causes that
>>531416585This but the reference pose bugs
Imagine the seethe
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when is the summer update coming out?
>>531439026in a couple of hours
Valve here, Summer update was canceled because y'all couldn't behave
cya in winter when mvm update drops
>>531439181Itโs 5am Valve time tho
Updates usually come out in the afternoon/evening
mvm update will be... a nothingburger.
>>531446513>WOAH NEW MvM MAPS!!! This is so cool!>โฆ>โฆuhm, this is kinda boring and repetitive, now I remember why I donโt play MvM muchโฆback to casual it is!Meanwhile, the high tours:
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO NEW DROPS?! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO GAMBLE ON?! THE SAME OLD AUSTRALIUMS??>Fuck this, back to 2 Citiesโฆ
Da Mobstah? Fugget About it!
fat people shouldn't have rights in tf2
>>531412304Could have fucking used this in 2021 when I got my entire inventory paypal scammed on a drunken night
>>531412304they should ban all trading bots before doing that
Please dont give pyroshitters anything this summer update because it would be so fucking funny.
>>531456605nah inflation taunt and maid outfit is IN
>>531431939Why does he tilt his head?
>top scoring and top fragging with the scottish resistance
>team still can't manage a sentry nest + a single w+m1 pyro
HOLY SHIT GUYS CHECK STEAM
230mb of the latest pixel slop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtWgUVk6cJw
>>531469223NOOOOOOOOOO IS THAT A HEAVY AT MID MODS BAN THE BUFFALO STEAK SANDWICH
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c6/Scout_mvm_loot_rare08.wav
>>531469223WHAT THE FUARK HOW DID THAT HEAVY GET TO MID? HE JUST SHOT ME OUT OF THE SKY! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO JUMP AROUND THE WHOLE MAP AND KILL MEDICS WITH ZERO COUNTERPLAY WHAT THE FUARK?? JILL SAVE ME, THIS IS NOT NEATO.
i have invented a device that will make every shitter quake in their boots
>>531474172>zestytards were scared of it because zesty himself got filtered like the shitter he is
>>531473794I am so excited!
What is this shit SUMMER nigger update even gonna do? New weapons at least?
uh oh
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>>531476189Give us things to complain about
Well for some people theyโll wait for Zesty to complain first, and then theyโll parrot his opinions because they canโt think for themselves.
>>531476189no, just your regular seasonal update of garbage emporium cosmetics, one or two fixes and maps nobody cares about. it's honestly baffling to me how people are excited for updates still.
they could be releasing these fixes on a monthly basis but instead we have to wait for summer/halloween/winter because THEY HAVE to give the emporium trannies more money
>>531477067I hope they fix the lag.
I hate soldiers and pyros. These cretins are so obnoxious.
>>531478072Oh the who humanity!!!!!!!!! TF2 community, rise up!!! How has the marketplace of ideas allowed this?
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>>531478072the forbidden loadout
>>531479626>demofloyd has 24 updoots>person complaining about demofloyd has 0 (aka negative)reddit is officially more based than /tf2g/
>>531480570Why does /tf2g/ hate demofloyd so much?
>>531480672Demofloyd was well received at first.
He's just a joke that was once funny, but has been run into the ground.
>>531480672/tf2g/ is full of pyro mains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z66iWDH_lgU
>>531465239>>531469078>>531477820https://youtu.be/3eOrmv0RSn4?t=40
>>531480942lmfao that image has multiple meta references
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPoKaoJu0m4
In my old age I am only able to top score as medic and engie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi3aFgZT4Qc
>>531483834>The 2 most cucked classes
ToTH
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>>531480942>Someone saved my edit
>>531478072you know someone at valve thinks this is hiliarious
>>531487445I've played with a valve employee(s), you'd be surprised how accurate you are.
>>531483834Just spray and pray as the drunken demo
>>531480672It's been spammed for a literal year straight out of spite. Anyone except the guy spamming it would hate it.
>>531489552TF2, CS:S, and GMOD
>>531270638>>531420552>>531433715Nah.
Sniper is just a hot older dude in his late 30s-40s. Nothing else to it bros
>>531478072this is literally the new meta for sharing vaguely chuddy shit on reddit and get away with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y7DJj9bS_U
Jill took this from you
>>531457528Dog-like behavior, to hint that Pyro isn't human
>>531493151https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/6f/Scout_no01.wav
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjlu4gCRAPE
pack it bros, tonight ain't the night...
>>531497290It's almost 2pm Valve time
Eric just needs a moment to digest the pink cookies after his lunch break...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOR3snVKW0E
is this still an effective strategy?
greifing used to be an art
>>531497290We still have 3 hours and 30 mins
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>>531474172oh no, a waepon that requires, teamwork to counter... it will require TEAMWORK to take down TWO players... this is an abomination of poor game design
who complains the loudest about the vaccinator and what classes do they play the most?
>>531502059I corrected your improper grammar.
>>531478072a guy today started bitching about my objector and then he got kicked
>>531502148ESL detected
>>531502120Zesty, pyro. He's the only one to actually try to ban it
If we're talking about who deserves to complain about the vac the most, demos and snipers
>>531501667Lol got em
>>531503858>Not including heavy
>>531503995heavy has the fists of steel to at least survive a vacc uber
>>531503858You're the ESL. You use "a" when the next letter is a consonant, and "an" is used when the next letter is a vowel. I just used both words properly in my explanation to you.
>>531503858so zesty is a pyro main, unsurprisingly.
has he gooned so much to lolishit and the wheyfu OC that he forgets to use the shotgun to deal with vax duos? what's wrong with that tard?
>>531504217What's your opinion on "demo floyd" posting?
>>531502120Me when I'm not playing Medic and the only Medic goes Vaccinator because it's more than likely the team we are against isn't shitty enough to get stomped
>>531504767Personally, I'm rather indifferent to it.
Vaccinator? I hardly know 'er!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlDSvZPOPVQ
tyler mcvicker admits he lost
You hear about the VIP Mobster? They made him an update he couldn't fit in.
>>531506341but when will zesty admit he lost?
>mcnigger admitting defeat
this is the update we were waiting on
>>531506341Huh, I actually didn't know that MvM campaigns were seperate. I thought they were baked into the maps themselves so I wonder how valve will pay people who done the campaigns, assuming that it's two people and not just the mapmaker doing it themselves.
>>531506341he lost when he did that interview with fallout mod developer
>>531508546This is the peak of his career, so kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E2o-0PuME0
>>531506341why would you willingly post this sniper gameplay?
>>531508947heavens to betsy what is this interview?
>>531504180I mean it counters the fuck out of heavy, what are you smoking
I Was Wrong About Fempyro (1:38:05)
>>531511481very long story, i'm sure some video essayists can explain Fallout: The Frontier to you
it was around this time Tyler wanted to break away from TF2/Valve related stuff and become a "real game journalist" and his first idea was to do this"""""""""""""" interview"""""""""""""" with the project lead of this mod. words cannot describe how fucking retarded Tyler was, you really need to witness it to believe it
>>531509491>6 shots to kill a stationary spybruuuhhhhhh
"Why Zesty Will Never Win" (1:23:32)
"The Emporium Does Not Save Lives" (09:13:54)
"How it FEELS to play Medic in TF2" (47:18:13)
"Why demofloyd is the funniest TF2 meme" (18:49)
>>531514113clicked this thinking it was a video fml
"How Demofloyd Helped Me Come To Terms With My Trans Identity" (50: 34)
>>531515213watched this, found it funny when he admitted that getting bullied so hard he came to accept that demofloyd points about him spamming fempyro and porn addiction... peak tf2g kino commentary.
>>531511586>get vacc ubered on as demo>die>get vacc ubered on as sniper>die>get vacc ubered on as heavy>press 3>40% damage resistance>random crit ubered playeri mean getting vacc ubered on as most classes suck. 50% vacc isn't that much so it doesn't matter if you equip shotgun as soldier, but heavy has pretty good survivability against the vacc
the only classes that counters a vacc uber are pyro and demoknight
Why does this place act now like Tyler McVicker is bad? is it all newfags trying to fit in? he has never really been completely wrong about his findings and his speculations are often spot on
>>531518556i don't really care about him as a person but he just has a really punchable face
also he sucks at tf2
>>531514113>>531515213watched both of these, thought it was inspiring when he said obsessing over posting a dead negro for a year straight made him realize he was trans and started donating to BLM
>>531517916Vac unironically makes it impossible to play Heavy. Heavy has to commit to engaging, truly the only counter as heavy is to basically accept death.
>>531518556>nowActual newfag, tf2g has hated mcnugget since the creators.tf days when he was shilling for it and trying to kick people for saying tranny
>>531519030i already said this is unironically what the fempyro schizo did...
>>531519509I've only seen this from the floydschizo as shown in those videos, don't undermine xer transition into floydette
>call tyler mcvicker cringe
>nobody bats an eye
>call zesty cringe
>trvklear meltdown happens
you posted this last thread, post new material
>>531506341tl;dw?
I ain't giving McNigger a view
>>531519680you're delusional, the video was made by the fempyro porn addict schizo, he kneeled to demofloyd and thanked him for finding himself. woops herself. It's really peak tf2 documentary honestly.
>>531520214HLX is at a stage where people can start move away to work on other projects. tf2 starts getting more support. "tf" project is in preproduction
>>531519976Zesty may be a faggot, but lil guy you're underaged boy who wants his attention too much... Just give it a rest.
>>531520718They are not making TF3, and even if they do, it's gonna be a monkey's paw scenario where the monetization is 1000x worse than current CS2.
And what else could it fucking be?
TF2 in Source 2?
Do we really need that?
>>531521147sex game involving miss pauling and scout
>>531521147I really need SGKs in my next TF2 update
>>531520540I don't know why you're lying, it's very rude to floydette. it was so inspiring hearing that the reason why he spammed george floyd pics for a year was to draw attention to BLM.
What should the next OP be?
>>531521898ideally something completely unrelated to tf2
>>531521898my dick in your mom now stop asking
>>531520984>who wants his attention too muchI don't actually want it but I did get it before. He posted it on his Twitter when I compared his behavior to the girl of this picture.
>>531521693There is no floydette though, there is a fempyro and it's happily used by the creator of that video!
>>531522286it's really hurtful the way you insist on lying and besmirching floydette's legacy. I can only hope you change as a person and donate to BLM like xhe does. good day.
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Will Zesty Jesus finally win for once in his life?
Stay tuned for the next episode of /tf2g/ to find out!
zesty derangement syndrome
>>531522280This is the one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI29xEnfTzI
>>531522387dawg what are you talking about, its just a tf2 commentary by fempyro who accepted demofloyd as their reason for finding happiness.
>>531521898Teleporting bread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU52-ySJy3g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WnvFn3dFm4
Uncle Dane took this from you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5CCCzkk3iY
>>531524041god I wish that were me
>>531525069I like ratposter shoved between Valentine's twins
>>531521898Something related to TF2.
>>531526381Please let this be in the mvm update...
>>531522280Sex with Sonico Soldier
>>531525069This shit is so gay and forced
this still works btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQRL8BVWy5w
>>531525069This shit is so cool and epic
>>531525069this shit is so heterosexual and organically accepted by the community
>>531521898Ideally something completely related to Sniper
>>531529445>>531529550this kinda of cements how it failed in the marketplace of ideas
>>531529398thanks man. I just sent an email to eric!
>>531529698it succeeded in the marketplace of ideas and most replies to it were positive affirmations
>>531529698the only marketplace i know and care about is the steam marketplace and marketplace dot tf. great site run by great people, the best people.
>>531529921>early thread to push your tranime slop
>>531530079it was literally made perfectly on time as post number 750, but sorry your floydshit wasn't fast enough
>>531530079cope, it won in the marketplace of ideas
>>531530292Except, I don't like either. you stupid miserable faggot.
>>531530479Not fooling me, retard. Anyone who uses the tr*nime word is a sharty immigrant subhuman.
>>531530593>Not fooling me, retard. Anyone who uses the tr*nime word is a sharty immigrant subhuman.I've been here since before you trooned out buddy, anime is slop and has been for over a decade now. It's not TF2 related, if you want to say its 4chan culture go for it, but it will never be tf2. now seethe over this fact all you want newfag.
>>531530773lmao whatever you say, Sukhdeep
Next, you will post a woah jack that is meant to represent me disfavorably. You retards are insanely predictable.
>>531530970see, not tf2, you know it so are mad and just ad hominem. concession accepted fag
Anime is TF2. The Marketplace of Ideas has deemed it so.
its not, but u can delude urself if u like big girl
