Thread 531292789

>>531190056

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>league questions for questionnaire
https://forms.gle/BBNLiw3MPf27KLpD6

>sheep birthday
>not in the OP
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I realized that one of main reasons I've been getting tilted is that I've been putting myself on a timer to rank up, e.g. in X hanchans or in X days.
Once I cleared up my schedule, I realized that I can always regain my ranked points even after a string or horrible luck, and it doesn't really matter how long it takes.
For the first time in days, I've played several hanchans in a row without getting internally angry.

>>531292915
le... shirokohorse!

>>531292965
one way to not get tilted is to play no more than 1 ranked match a day

I wanna play ranked but I'm already saint, there is no point anymore

>>531293075
>play 1 ranked match
>4th
>seethe for the next 24 hours
>carry the anger into the next day
>tilt
>4th again
You can literally carry tilt for decades.
t. The Mental Game of Poker

toki rape

If you don't want to get tilted, just don't fall below second place in mahjong!

>>531293282
You can't prove you're not a luckshitter or gold saint until St2.

>>531293075
another way is to play 36 matches per day

I have 10,000 hours in Dota 2. Nothing can tilt me anymore.

>>531293480
I played a game where I was a 0/53/0 Rylai once. I could have been on one of your teams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0j5rk4CSIE

I’d like to thank everybody for making this league as enjoyable as it has.

and a special thanks to all my team. You were the best.

>>531293480
I only have 3k hours

>>531293563
Our H-game?

>>531293563
So long gay teapots

>>531293480
I only had 5k in DotA 2 but probably over 10k if you include WC3 DotA and I still get tilted at mahjong

>>531293563
The karaoke meme needs to die. We've been doing this shit since the early 2000s and it sounds like shit EVERY SINGLE TIME

You only get tilted because your expectations are not aligned with reality.

>>531293867
I knew steve was cringe

>>531293563
wtf this gook babbling

>>531293867
karaoke isn't about sounding good

I think singalongs are fun but it was a bit overused this League

>>531293563
Farewell, teapots.

>>531294095
I blame singalong anon for not doing one this year. /mjg/ needs its fill for autistic screeching

>>531293563
I love you, jobbers!

>>531293884
so what's this reality you know so well?

>>531293563
Wtf, one of you was crying?

>>531293563
Hahi! Your team had soul! Stay mellow, teapots. Stay mellow.

>>531292789 (OP)
Before you ask.....Yes, yes I am.

>>531293480
Dota tourney doko?

>>531293563
Are you supposed to be singing words?

I get tilted even when I win a match now.

>>531293867
>it sounds like shit EVERY SINGLE TIME
And that's a good thing!

>>531293480
I got to Challenged in League of Lego

>>531293563
YOUR TEAM WAS KINOOOOOO
I LOOOOVE JOBBEEEEEEERS

I never get tilted, I tilt my enemies instead from my retarded plays

B**** add me on discord we're going to be new TOs.

I won't get tilted if I don't play

>>531296121
xloppyhandjobs...

>>531296121
Wrong

>>531296121
but then where will your maajan fix come from?

Several studies have explored how video gaming interacts with mental health:

Competitive games can cause anger, frustration, and burnout, especially in people who tie their self-worth to performance.

Excessive gaming can be both a coping mechanism and a risk factor for depression, anxiety, and social isolation.

If someone is already struggling with suicidal ideation, tilting in games may exacerbate feelings of hopelessness, inadequacy, or self-loathing.

>>531296747
Literally me!

>>531296973
>Demonic

>>531296973
can you undress girls? shan't if can't

>>531296973
>During the conceptual design and demo stages, the game utilized AI for some creative ideation, and AI was also employed for preliminary creation in certain auxiliary systems such as icons, animations, and special effects.
At least there's a disclaimer, so that I won't pay for sloppa. Didn't know Steam was this based.

>>531190056
I love this artstyle.

It was nice knowing you.

>>531297578
Creators have been forced to indicate if AI was used during the creation of their game for around a year now

>>531297758
lol. lmao

>>531297724
Does this count as normal chuuren as well for the yaku list?

>>531297724
Fare thee well, Anonymous.
Fare thee well.

>>531297724
junsei chuuren poutou tenpai is the most ominous looking hand in this entire game

>>531297840
it has its own line in stats and its own achievement, so i don't think it does
but what would i know, i never got it, lol

>>531296973
>Demonic Mahjong is a Roguelike deckbuilding game

>>531298074
I'm actually for fooling around with mahjong rules and making solitaire games out of it (like malatro), but I hate how everything is called "roguelike" nowadays.

ok but when will the malatro majsoul game ACTUALLY be its own game

>>531297724
it's throne room

>>531298371
there's this thing aotenjo infinite hands, but i haven't tried it

I'm gonna start grinding bronze room sanma for the chosen one title

>>531298371
>>531298524
aotenjo gets updates consistently but it gets boring really fast
doesn't have the same hype moments as Balatro

>>531298371
it's not a good game

>>531298586
Thank you for your input Mr. Metaposter

When you think about it, mahjong is basically a racing game.

>>531292789 (OP)
oh great another thinly veiled mahjong thread

Mahjong?

the horse game sucks major ass. every 30 seconds A CUTSCENE. i get to press one fucking button THEN A CUTSCENE. just want to roll but then they give me ANOTHER FUCKING CUTSCENE. i want to play a game, not watch a fucking movie.

>>531299427
Is mahjong even a real game or is it just a vehicle for attractive small-breasted biological female girls?

>>531299491
>just want to roll
t. gachanigger

>>531296747
>especially in people who tie their self-worth to performance
Bros... How do i stop doing this...

Bird-brained reporter Aya Shameimaru here with the ninth and final issue of the Bunbunmaru Shinbun. Both League and writing this paper have been fun but they must now come to an end. We have an exclusive interview with the TO in this issue, and as always I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

All previous issues of the paper, including this one, are now available for (You)r perusal at http://bunbunmaru.news/collab/index.html

PDF download (intended format): http://bunbunmaru.news/collab/Bunbunmaru%20Issue%209.pdf
Full quality JPEGs of each page:
http://bunbunmaru.news/collab/issue9-1.jpg
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http://bunbunmaru.news/collab/issue9-3.jpg
http://bunbunmaru.news/collab/issue9-4.jpg
http://bunbunmaru.news/collab/issue9-5.jpg

>>531299528
Riichi mahjong is a made-up game by Japanese mangaka and authors to sell more copies of their works
Ritz came up with the 4 aka gimmick and FKMT created a dozen variants to sell more manga

>>531299681
based I kneel

league 4 > league 6 >>>>>> powergap >>>> league 5

>>531299658
play games that aren't luck-based (no dice rolls, no getting lucky/unlucky with cards, no hoping that a weird level gimmick will swing the game in your favor) and also are NOT team-based, then come back and play mahjong.

>>531299681
Thank you for your hard work. Really appreciated it.

>>531300000
None of the league 5 teams were memorable

>>531300081
*honk* *honk*...

>>531300000
>quints of truth
l-league cincokeks???

>>531300160
Tell me ONE memorable team.
>inb4 Nya2botters
lol. lmao

>>531300000
True, league 4 was the best yet.

>>531299681
>[INSERT PAGE
HERE DONT MISS THIS].

>>531300249
>laughs at the idea of a memorable team
>remembers a team
HMMmmmmmMMMMMmmm.....

>>531300249
Clowns and chuunis?

>>531300264
fixed

>>531300312
I only remember them because of League 6 fiasco
>>531300398
Who and who?

>>531299681
Thanks anon I enjoyed reading this every week. My team actually got a mention!

>>531300000
You can't deny the past like that!

>>531300449
i always put \textcolor{red}{ text } when i make comments like these it much easier to not miss

>>531300000
t.ceo of soullessness

>>531300453
I'm sorry you hit your head

>>531299491
>"I want to play a game"
>plays a gacha suggested by mahjong players, the most cucked players on planet Earth
rumao

>>531292789 (OP)
>election tourists are going to be 10 years old now

>>531300186
league cincodemayo

I'm the famous Ciri because I don't exist

Explain pinfu to me like I'm 5 please.

>>531299681
thanks for the hark work reporter

>>531301131
menzen hand with 4 shuntsu and a toitsu that is not jikaze, bakaze or sangenpai

>>531301286
What's a shuntsu and a toitsu

>>531301286
>sangenpai
Made up term by /mjg/

>>531299681
literally nothing wrong with IP teams.Dont let some newfags bitching get to your head . Unfathomable kino can be made from ip team themes if you truly love said IP and are motivaded,the creators idea is the launchpad for your kino.

RoCK only won because there was no zoomer team this year

>>531301131
Ryanmen wait, no triplets, no yakuhai.

>>531301741
koito team next year

>>531299681
thank you for making these! they were fun to read

>>531300453
>I only remember tbem because they penetrated my senility

>>531299681
Thanks for the papers reporter anon, I looked forward to reading these every week.

>>531301923
>tbem

>>531299658
You first need to define your self-worth outside of performance.
The most rational way to do this is accept that your level of performance was gifted to you by random circumstances, so it's not "yours".
Once you accept that everything about you doesn't actually belong to you and it's just temporary, you can start to deconstruct your sense of self and reach the roots and ends of everything.
When you reach the roots and ends of creation, you'll see that everything and everyone are equally valuable and worthless at the same time in the grand scheme of things.
Once you reach this logical conclusion you'll finally be able to not care as hard about your performance, while still retaining a level of care that allows you to improve and enjoy the activity.

>>531301286
>>531301827
I said 5 not 5 hundred.

Rate League 6 TO

>>531299658
why would you stop that's the most fun part

>>531302082
>MINOR SOELLING MISTAKE. I WIN.

>>531302197
They shat on his plate but he still made it a great league thanks to the help of all the wonderfull anons.

Thank you

>>531302197
I love all TOs! They put in the hard work when they could have just done nothing like most others.

wtf with all those doragon emotes?

>>531302197
does gods work and has a good accent can you ask for anything else

>>531302346
You think you hate jongers enough, but you don't.

>>531302346
/jong/ meme.

face it, IP teams are simply more memorable

/jong/...

>Domains under heaven, long united, must
divide; long divided, must unite.

>>531250508
>MJS probably has dealer do an internal dice roll. Landing on yourself or across swaps tiles across, right counterclockwise, left clockwise
Assuming you're using regular wall break determination rules, which are slightly biased towards toimen (27.8%, 10/36, but it does not matter in this particular case), that would make the toimen swap happen in 50% of the rounds (18/36). I analyzed some of my recent memsura games and wrote down the direction the tiles went in 120 rounds and the results are as follows:

Kamicha: 37.5% (45/120)
Toimen: 35.8% (43/120)
Shimocha: 26.7% (32/120)

I believe this is just a regular 33.3% chance without any bias (shimochas were just unlucky, since it doesn't make sense to be biased towards kamicha in any random determination method already in the rules). The dice roll may be a sanma dice roll (which has 33.3% chance, 12/36) and the oya just skips himself.

>>531302346
Where?

>>531302584
But Chuunis and Nya2K weren't IP teams?

>>531299681
Farewell, take a good rest. The newspaper was fun.

>>531299681
bless you anon

>>531301447
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9%BA%BB%E9%9B%80%E7%89%8C#%E4%B8%89%E5%85%83%E7%89%8C

Now that it's all over I can safely say I was in the worst league 6 team

Teams that I will remember after this league:
>Dolls for being shitposting pedos
>Chinks for being souless to levels never reached before
>WrestlingGODs for the godlike streams
>TOteam for the intro
>Team 2 for killing their captain
>Limbabs for being kino soulful retards
>Teapots for the jobbing
>Ranseis for the OC
>Jongers for the comeback
>Team 9 for the schizo captain
I already forgot everyone else.

>>531302905
booru

>>531303295
>actual koito song and not skibidi ai slop

>>531303301
JET SET
SET

I missed all of the wrestling streams

>>531303438
JET SET YOURSELF ON FIRE

>>531303165
I can't read Chinese

>>531303301
Oh yeah? Well I forgot your team too!

>>531303732
Lucky for you it's also in kana

Hannah emote edits will still be posted 10 years from now on.

/mjg/ wont even exist 5 years from now

>>531304005
The idol character?

Hey cuties!
I can't believe there hasn't been a friendly yet!
You can't start slacking just because the league has ended.
No worries, I'm here to help out.
Come play!
Majsoul Friends Room 66965(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=66965

>>531304159
By the person who made them

>>531304267
This Illya doesn't make my penis tickle so I shan't join

heeyyyy

>>531304220
So? You will die of cardiac arrest on 24/07/2049 yet nobody can say your life was for nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/live/QUVI1OkVbmk
shibu naga finale

>>531304267
Post Ilya nude and I will join

>>531304326
>>531304383

>>531304465
I will now join your friendly

>>531304267
Full! Thanks for joining

>>531304267
Full!
Thanks for joining friends.
Good luck with your tiles.
>>531304326
>>531304383
You just want me to get banned...
>>531304465
(*/ω＼)

I'm already making hundreds of OCs for my team next league.

>>531303287
team 10...

>>531299681
bunbunmaru is from /doko/

>>531304718
Another anon will die of a heart attack ten years prior and quite a few will die next year during the shooting. Compared to them that anon will live a full albeit dull life.

>>531303287
team ...

>>531304848
Proof?

I can't believe league is over...

>>531305008
I literally made those papers

oy muh fockin telly

>>531305110
Anyone can say that

I made the newspaper

>>531305117
It's your turn to stream

You made it? I made it

>>531305008
he dropped a hint in the this week's OC section, but you need to be an avid /doko/ poster to get it

>>531305285
false, the reporter is merely a markov chain trained on mjg

>>531305384
I don't know what a markov chain is so it's simply not true
t. reporter

>makes claim without showing proof
>calls himself a detective
ywnbad, namenigger

>>531305117
watching shibu getting luckshitted on

>>531305585
I would never fall to the level of the likes like j*ne. My /doko/ brethren know what I'm talking about

Becoming a captain next time to avoid niggers.

>>531306171
*avoid j*ngers

>>531306171
*avoid snigger

The only person I didn't want to play with got banned

>>531304267
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I WAS SO CLOSE

>>531306685
You will get it next time

>>531306960
>13th july
A bit late mate.

>>531307073
https://x.com/romhackdoting/status/1944872331706356049

>>531304267
GGs this room isn't good for my heart

>>531304267
ggs, fun games

>>531304267
Thanks for the games friends!
You win some, you lose some.
I had fun nonetheless.
See you around!
ggs

>>531304267
I curse you, nyagger. I curse you so all your hands will never be finished, you will always deal in to doras, and your pillow to always be hot when you sleep. gg____________

>>531307540
Post lewder cups next time for your friendlies

>>531306960
Mahjong?
>Handicap

>>531307640
Fuck you ********e*** GGs_______ __________ ______

>>531307786
that bag look like a cat from the thumbnail

It's too hot, I can't focus on mah jong

>>531308047
Then focus on others' jong and watch a stream

>>531308484
But there's no telly...

>>531306960
Did Best TO and Piss TO take part?

It is so HOT and girls should be in swimsuits now where is the imouto swimsuit, Yostar, you chink scammers?

>>531309721
September

>>531309827
It's gonna be cold by then.

>>531309901
Not in China

>>531309721
Come to the Summer Camp

https://x.com/madoka_magica/status/1945093597487096155
7 months left

>>531310371
MADOKA COLLAB CONFIRMED

>>531309721
We need non-feet outfits like this
Feet fetish is cringe

All this rampant popularity rising chinkoid gachaslop low quality softcore trash is turning me gay

>>531311910
see you at summer camp

>>531311910
this
i'd rather have mjs feetfaggotry, at least it's not blatant coomer content that kills the entire sexuality around women
i have no idea how people find >>531311606 attractive

>>531312659
>coomer content that kills the entire sexuality around women
What the fuck does this even mean?
>i have no idea how people find [sexy woman] attractive
Are you genuinely retarded?

>doesn't understand
>calls them retarded
kek

>I'm gay and I hate women
Bravo

grim taste

>>531312916
>actually you need to fully understand nonsense contrarian points intuitively or else you are stupid
Anon, articulate yourself.
Explain why sexy women kill the sexuality around women.

>>531312776
constant gooning fried your brain
i'm surprised you can even get off to something like this
try to figure out why many people find zettai ryouiki more attractive than regular socks, even though knee highs show less skin

>>531311910
Not enough buzzwords

>take a woman
>take her clothes off
>she's automagically sexy just because of it
it really is summer already

For me it's school swimsuit

I made the post above

>>531313115
I don't get off to that, but I can understand why the woman is attractive.
My sexual tastes are so niche and peculiar you have no idea: it's genuinely hard to find content for me on a weekly basis.
But that's beside the point.
>try to figure out why many people find zettai ryouiki more attractive than regular socks
They are victims of industrialization and oversocialization. Their brains are genuinely more fried than those of normal primitive brained men who find blatantly slutty women attractive.
I think you are closer to a deviant than you'd like to admit to yourself, and you aren't a connoisseur of sexyness at all.

Opinion fully dismissed. Mental status assigned: gigaretard.

mahjong?

>>531313792
>My sexual tastes are so niche and peculiar you have no idea: it's genuinely hard to find content for me on a weekly basis.
Corruption + Bimbofication with a sprinkle of Haigure on top?

>>531313426
>automagically
kek

>>531313115
>try to figure out why many people find zettai ryouiki more attractive than regular socks
because it highlights the wide meaty part of the thigh?
>regular socks
what socks
footies? knee-length?
maybe you mean kneesocks or tights instead?
do they combo with bloomers? shorts? hotpants?
maybe it's the skirt?
how long is it? how wide is it? is it see-through? is it soft or hard?

are you low test or a woman?
actually, you can't be a woman, they do understand what attracts attention at least

>>531314513
based

In the back of an alley, in the bustling downtown of One Han City, a man is lying on top of a girl, thrusting his hips with single-minded determination.
The girl neither resists nor accepts him, but keeps her eyes tightly shut and her lips clenched, enduring the humiliating moment.

Occasionally, a moan escapes from her mouth - either from the inability to resist him, or from the pleasure.
After licking away the tears streaming down her cheeks, the man whispers into her ear:

"Jane-chan, it feels so good. The genius teenage detective is a genius when it comes to sex too, isn't she? Once this is over, I'll make my escape, so good luck catching me, Jane-chan.
But even if you catch me, that's okay, it means you were thinking about my penis, for the sake of the investigation."

"Ah, I'm cumming now!" he moans. "I know I shouldn't leave any evidence on the scene, but I'm definitely going to leave irrefutable genetic evidence in Jane's womb!"
Hearing those words, Jane yelps, trying to show her refusal, but the man doesn't miss the opportunity.

SPLOOOSH SPLOOSH SPLOOSH

Trying to at least avert her gaze, the man grabbed her chin and kissed her. Her last line of defense she was desperately holding onto, now filled with the foul odor of the man who just ejaculated inside her.

Her entire body was defiled, as she finally lost consciousness.

Shibukek...

>>531313792
>My sexual tastes are so niche and peculiar you have no idea: it's genuinely hard to find content for me on a weekly basis.
i genuinely believe this is because of constant gooning
nofap threads on old /b/ and /pol/ were always full of people who complained they watched so much porn it actually made them gay, because they needed something different than what they got used to when watching vanilla

>>531314513
>because it highlights the wide meaty part of the thigh?
you got it
undressing a woman completely and giving her a bikini top that can't contain her tits does not highlight any part of her at all
and i like your socks autism

Sir, this is a reverse rape general...

>>531315090
Did she kiss him back?

>>531315090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNRqJHzPA2c

>>531313115
>constant gooning
Nobody was talking about sexiness before you

>>531315320
>i genuinely believe this is because of constant gooning
I was born different, actually. I've had my own extremely peculiar and niche preferences since the tender age of 4.

>>531315590
She had no choice.

All of you are such virgins

>>531315090
This post inspired me to play RJ326502 again

>>531316131
You wish.
Even absolute losers have sex nowadays.

>>531316131
You can easily have sex for 20 bucks nobody is a virgin post 20

>>531315320
>does not highlight any part of her at all
it doesn't matter if it's 10% of skin that you can see, or 10% of skin that you CAN'T see - your eyes will be drawn to that part of the body because of the huge contrast
playboy bunnies highlight the clothed parts of the body while exposing the rest, it's a 60/40 ratio and the attention is on the minority of things YOU CANNOT SEE
string bikinis and nipple pasties(e.g. bandaid fetish) existed long before gachaslop and they do the same thing

>Show innocent picture
>I'M CONSTANTLY GOOOONIIIING
>"/pol/ & /b/" opinion
Just go back

>>531315090
Another outstanding Jane post

>>531316094
i sometimes wonder if women kiss back immediately in a situation like this or do they try to resist the urge for a few seconds before going "might as well do it"

>>531315090
But officer, she was ASKING FOR IT!

>>531316553
Depends on the bakyo

>>531316475
I was here before you

>>531316475
>Show innocent picture
Which one?

>>531316553
let's assume you get drugged and raped by a landwhale
she begins licking your face while riding your dick
do you kiss her or wait a little?

>>531317071
i would probably resist the entire time, but i'm not a woman, so i don't find getting raped exciting

>>531317071
I kiss her back!
I love landwhales!

>>531317430
>I love landwhales!
but what if she had no shower... for a week

>>531317639
PIGGY LET'S HAVE SEX IN THE SHOWER!

>>531317838
>>531317639
>>531317430
>>531317071
YOOOHOOO ERPTROONS GO ACK TOGETHER IN TRASH NOT HERE USELESS FAGGOTS

>>531318637
this isn't erp you fucking retard

>>531318637
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>531318637
>kakektroon is retarded

bravo eurokeks

>>531316704
jane has a pet possum?

nope, it's burgers. they woke up recently

ooooooooo my plappaton
oooooooooooooooooo my floppaflog

>>531319180
Least weasel
Say that 3 times fast

>>531319254
Least weasel least weasel least weasel

>>531319254
So what's a most weasel?

I am the only /mjg/ger who cares about ranked.

>>531319463
A wolverine

>>531319645
But are you good at it?

>>531319706
I'm an M2-M3 looper.

The New Lore of the No, I'm Not A Human Update

I missed non-league /mjg/

>>531316243
xenia of goon recommend me some good adventure h games

>>531319839
but... this is literally regular /mjg/?

>>531306831
But there was an H-game.

https://files.catbox.moe/agpr0x.zip

>>531316952
I think this one is very cute! >>531311606

Are you a jyanshi, sensei, or trainer?

>>531320734
All of the above

Is it a good idea to let ranked completely consume my life until I get to Saint, or will I end up like pic related?

I am a cat

same

>>531320734
I am (you)
PERSONA!

>>531321094
Nikaido is a NGMI because
>the system is rigged against him
>no proper professional training
You have the option to get professional training for free.
If you want to get to Saint, you can easily do it by applying yourself.
In fact you can luckshit to saint even with M1 looper skills.

>>531321484
>>the system is rigged against him
but golf isn't gambling

>Played one (1) ranked game
That is all for today.

>>531320734
I'm a masuta

>>531298257
Actually, it's a roguelite.

>>531319959
Sorry, I've only played a handful of ADV games like EMMM and Clymenia's stuff. I'm more of an ACT guy.

Mahjong is shit.
SHIIIIT.

>>531293563
Holy jobber soul...

>>531322476
>roguelike handbuilding
that's the most retarded combination of words I read all day
when did roguelike go from dungeon crawlers with random loot and events to just "lol random loot"

>>531320012
not really, the retardation levels are different. During league the retardation felt touristy but now it's 100% distilled /mjg/ retardation. It's definitely not a placebo effect

>>531323161
can you ask AI to compare 4han threads to post-league /mjg/?
that should make tourists a non-factor

>>531322713
Please come back Xapitan...

Nocturne in B flat minor, Op. 9 no. 1

>>531323543
Oops, wrong song
Julius Fucik - Entry of the Gladiators

>>531323776
Yeah, I'm embarrassed

Riichi or dama?

>>531324305
Riichi.

>>531324305
I know the correct answer but I'm not telling.

>>531324305
Dama for one turn then riichi

>>531299681
Thanks mate.

I sharpen the claws and look down upon the league
For all of my life, a crustacean I remain
A crustacean I remaaaaaaaaain
A crustacean I remain

>>531324664
A crab I remain by metal gear kojimbo raiden.

AMBATUCRAB

>>531322947
The berlin interpretation hasn't been relevant in about a decade

>>531324817
This league's mascot >>531324041

>>531324305
Punch Fuji in the womb!

>>531324305
dama,

Punching Fuji with my penis in the womb!

>>531324305
Just riichi but I feel like mortal will say dama

>>531324305
i'd riichi

>>531306960
>Prixde
oh no no no cyhomos

>>531324305
ssk improvement and/or direct hit from toimen with riichi genbutsu puts you in a better spot for oorasu

>>531324305
let me guess, bots told you to dama but you ended up calling riichi and luckshitting and need to tell the thread about how much better than bots you are

>>531324305
dama obviously

>>531324457
>>531324536
>>531325018
>>531325210
>>531325245
>>531325316
>>531325541
tilt riichi'd but should've just stayed dama with the genbutsu wait, hard to take the riichi bet back even if I realize it a second too late
even the 9s ron from shimo isn't terrible considering 4th avoidance prospects

>>531320734
I'm a doctor.

I got laast place.

>>531325917
Me too

>>531325676
Mortal did poor on that one there should be much more weight on dama for that.

Because of the bondage of sin by which the will is held bound, it cannot move toward good, much less apply itself thereto; for a movement of this sort is the beginning of conversion to God, which in Scripture is ascribed entirely to God's grace...Therefore simply to will is of man; to will ill, of a corrupt nature; to will well, of grace.

>>531326281
I'm sorry that happened to you?

>>531326046
riichi is that high because mortal is thinking about ippatsumo for 1st place

Red chun
Red chun over paradise
Red chun
Red chun over paradise

Golden rays of the glorious dora
Calling kan, such a blood-red light
Now the damafags slowly retreat
To the shadows -- out of sight
Arid breeze blows across the mountains
Giving flight to the hags of prey
In the distance machines come
To transform bakyo -- day by day

Only soul is with us now
Something warm and pure
Find pushtard within ourselves
No need for a cure

When the round is slow
And the hand is hot
The hag awaits to see who calls

Oh no no no
On the commentary

This is nyagger's sacrifice

When tile goes through
With a loud call
The winning tile ripped from the pond

When the chun kans
We will not forget the
Red chun over the hanchan

Red chun

>>531326046
Might be because hanetsumo allows to fight for 1st, it's a good wait and the 9s ron from shimo, while decent, only gives a 1800 point gap to 4th

>>>/a/280577725
>>>/a/280595171

>>531326281
humans were are and forever will be naturally conscientious and generous, evil naturekeks wouldn't get it

>>531326281
>I'm literally an angel
Based

>>531325520
of course that's the only reason for posting WWYDs after all right

>>531326810
What if I'm a goblin? Whatchu gon' do? I'm going to stab you, ever think about that?

KAAAAAAAAAN

>>531325520
Chihori posters suck

>>531326775
rozenkeks get what they deserve

Why did MahjongSoul get a Blue Archive collab but not a Pon no Michi one? The latter is actually sponsored by Yostar.

>>531327384
Blue Archive is published by Yostar in Japan and China

>>531326716
>>531326440
Classic naga is going to dama this into oblivion all three players will deal into you and entering S4 in 4th is a total disaster.

>>531327229
kino...

>>531327229
>Gold hanchan room
I'll snipe you

>>531327474
which model is the classic NAGA

>>531326281
so can we chose what we will or can we not? It's not really clear from your words

>>531327384
why the fuck would you collab with Pon?
yostar funded it because the whole anime was an ad, and since mahjong was featured you can safely dump money into it

I can't wait to queue a bunch of ranked today I'm literally shaking

>>531328095
>why would you use an IP you squarely funded yourself that's about the same game your company is most well known for
truly a mystery

>>531327384
Give it 4 more years when Pon no Michi will be considered a cult classic and then they will have a collab

>>531325520
Holy fucking kino
>>531325676
ChihoriCHAD, I kneel.

>>531328279
nobody wants a pnm collab though, the anime was released to mediocre reviews and nobody reads the manga

>>531328569
I didn't even win and I got 4th as a result though.

>>531328279
>you can marry a girl from a well known family
>or ignore her and marry that prostitute you paid to shill your shit to other clients
a mystery indeed

>>531328665
Total ChihoriCHADs victory

>>531328012
I assume balanced.

>>531225615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMWQAenId_c
For the anon who asked about the times for choice seething moments (aka when she deals in):
>0:24:00
>0:34:30
>1:08:00 (extra entertaining because she could've won)
>1:26:00
>1:42:00 (end of hanchan with bonus after game copium)
God I fucking hate Vtumors.

>>531328747
Terrible analogy because you're not marrying the first girl, you're shilling her because her parents are too lazy to find her suitors themselves, she will move on to the next person shortly

if Chihori is so good, how come there's no Ponhori?

>>531328519
>considered a cult classic
By who?

>>531329436
Mahjong aficionados

>>531329509
No one that likes mahjong likes Pon no Michi. There's too little mahjong.

待望】「カサマツ音頭」ウイニングライブシーン|アニメ『ウマ娘 シンデレラグレイ』第3話より

>>531329308
>1:10:30
why is she saying that it's suji?
did someone teach her wrong as a joke?

>>531329308
it was in fact not suji

How can one continue to queue Jade knowing the Chinese are running hundreds of akagi mortalbots and that simply having one appear in 10% of your matches suffocates any edge you may have ??

Koito big win

>>531329847
akagi's not the only bot they run en masse btw

>>531329847
This problem hurt games like chess and go so bad. Sadly there is no real way round it in mahjong unlike for the other two.

>>531329308
she's a verified /jong/er
that goes without saying

>>531329847
If that's really a problem then how come the average rank of /mjg/ players significantly increased? Saints are common and we even have celestials.

>>531330308
You know why...

>>531330308
We are just that good

>>531329694
le.. shirokohorse!

>>531329787
it's suji to the riichi tile

I'm a M1 looper because I try to put Saints in 4th rather than trying to win.

A suji is a suji. You can't say it's only a half.

>>531329795
think you could still push that with league uma but yeah it's not suji

For me it's urasuji

>>531329995
You could block China IPs and all Chinese VPNs

>>531329847
>10% of your matches suffocates any edge you may have
so if 10% of my matches have a mortalbot then that's equally bad for me as when 100% of my matches have a mortalbot?? stop committing logical fallacies and reread RB1

Urasuji is the most game breakingly powerful concept in mahjong yet in the hands of an M1 is just makes them play worse.

Long suji works every time

ura suji is not real

>>531331143
retardchama …

NAKEDSUJI

>>531331450
I accept your concession

>>531330308
It is funny how the number of active saints in /mjg/ went from like 5 to triple that or more in a short time.

>>531330038
I lost so much braincells listening to her I can't play yonma at all today

>>531331143
This level of reasoning is possible, for Furudo Erika.

>>531331160
Will look into it, thank you.

>>531331754
do any of our commentators even come close to slurred bong gibberish?

>>531331895
Read this
https://pathofhouou.blogspot.com/2020/08/analysis-ura-suji-and-matagi-suji.html

>>531330747
thank you for your service

>>531331450
I accept your confession

Mortal? I'd beat that shitter

>>531331757
Very helpful, I was about to organize 500 children in my basement

>>531331935
Yes, there have been several bong commentators.

>>531329847
i have spinbot when they don't so i win

>>531331450
I accept your confection

>>531332060
Nuh uh

>>531331450
I accept your contraception

>>531332357
I accept your conception

>>531332392
I accept your contraption

100% of my matches have a mortal bot in them (me)

Wow, /mjg/ is such an accepting community!

Accept my friend request.

Nicers won

>>531332440
I accept your congratulation

>>531332716
Nyo

no

I hope all gays here die

>>531332716
I can't until the league tourists have been offline for a month so I can delete them without feeling bad

HairyLegs

>>531331738
>getting to master used to be an accomplishment
>now everyone is a masterkek and master is the new adept
>when I got to master I didn't even bother sharing it with anyone because I was embarassed of still being so low rank
Bros...

>>531331895
Just keep in mind it must be used as part of hand reading and not in isolation. The only real exception is aida yon ken which is so dangerous it can be applied without a read.

>>531331892
>names

there are mahjong pros who aren't master, it does not matter

My name is so boring no one will bother stalking.
It's _____.

>>531333484
>VPL

>>531333194
>names

>>531333125
Three years ago I finally got to master, I posted into the thread and got like 10 replies. When I posted my promotion to saint a few weeks ago I got like 2 replies. Rank inflation is more than real, I would say that the first celestial marked a turning point and decreased the values of saint by half

>Ohnononono he got to master 1, he must have ranked down!
>wait... he ranked up from expert 3...? After all this time and he only made it to M1?! Hahahahaha! That's even funnier!

>>531333540
You drink water?

I wish I didn't invoke the gankstalkers, I can't post anything from ingame anymore

>>531329308
I like the part where she counts to four and forgets what comes after.

>>531333540
You own a Bathhouse?

>>531333125
>global stats show that 5% of player are master or above
>/mjg/ calls you bad unless you are S3

>>531333540
Florg?

>>531333795
There is a "solution". Post RC WWYDs.
Remember to delete this text before posting, check paypal in 5 mins

>>531333848
>/mjg/ calls you bad unless you are S3
It's true.
But alas, you don't need to be good at the game to do well, so they can fuck off lmao.

>>531333848
if you've ever been good at something you should know how bad the top 5% is

>>531333540
based https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/71367098/11

>>531334173
too big

>>531334173
more wrinkles under the eyes

>>531334215
wtf delete this

Not gonna play thousands of hanchans to reach s3 just so that some anon posts >not even celestial

>>531334204
Honestly, even at top 1% people are still terrible.
I've never met anyone good at anything in my whole life.

>>531334173
She has taken one too many icepops.

it's comfy being m1

mahjong is hard

>>531334802
stop crying already after only 9 games

>game came out six years ago
>'why are people high ranked after playing for six years?'
Because you are retarded

>>531329563
Maybe it's like that thing where actual doctors like Scrubs more than stuff like Grey's Anatomy or House M.D.

The crying never stops

I've played for 10 years and i'm still master 1

>>531335602
House is just a Sherlock Holmes reskin

>>531333184
>Just keep in mind it must be used as part of hand reading and not in isolation
Right, the guy in this video said so too https://youtu.be/INDy4A7Oy6A?t=366
Understanding Japanese feels like an advantage, kek.

>>531333848
Have you seen how the average EN server player plays?

>>531336037
Yeah I watched league

>>531331998
That blog seems interesting, thanks, will bookmark it.

ura suji is a meme. you're never not going to push a musuji tile because of it specifically
and the increase in danger is minuscule in practice

HONITSU STARTER
IM GETTING HARDER

>higher level players unironically applying aida
yon ken
SIGH.......................................
I don't have the brainpower for it.

>>531336962
what is that?

>>531336962
also a meme. it will affect like one decision per year at best

>>531337058
If you don't see any aka dora of a suit the 2 and 7 are more dangerous to push

>>531337291
wrong.

>>531337291
your dogshit retarded reps?

>>531337291
Me when I spread misinformation

>>531337291
this doesn't seem right, did you mean 2 and 8?
t. FOC

stop bullying me

i still feel bad about that time i four kan drawed an anon's sankantsu in a friendly several months ago

>>531335602
Doctors don't like House because he doesn't diagnose, he just magically knows and then they throw in medical terms to justify it

Mahjong players don't like Pon no Michi because it has mahjong but similarly, they show the end result but not the process, they just get amazing hands despite learning the game for the first time in the first episode

>>531335772
>>531336801
>ura suji is a meme. and the increase in danger is minuscule in practice
That is why people struggle with the concept. Take an example of a pool with a 1 in it does that mean 2 is more dangerous? Statistically it is more dangerous but the amount is small and that information is not only useless to know but dangerous since you might try and apply it. Books will warn you to absolutely never use urasuji like this and that it is debunked completely as a theory.

Now try applying it as a read. You know the pool is fairly consistent and you have 0s in your hand. You see a early 9s in normal order, you see mid game tedashi 5s, there is couple of other reasonable teaashi then a riichi. You can see 9s was a lone tile and it is unlikely that 5s was cut from a block like 455 which leaves one extermely dangerous wait 14 urasuji.

The first example the 2 is maybe 6-8% more dangerous. In the second even cutting the 1 is 80-100% more dangerous making it equivalent to just throwing a blind 4 in another suit and hitting two musuji. The real power of this comes when you have to push so you can now cut everything in that suit except that one wait. It can get even worse with open hands as this information along with discards after calls can give you the "exact" wait of the hand allowing you to push everything but that. So urausji is very powerful at high level both for finding danger tiles like that and to find existing blocks in a hand if no urasuji exist for a tedashi.

>>531338782
You don't watch House for medicine, you watch House to see the shenanigans and him fighting zombies.

>>531339063
This vexes me.

>>531338782
this man doesnt know what he is talking about. Clearly contracted lupus while cheating on his wife because everybody le lies woooOOOOooooo

I luckshat

>>531339040
NTA, but it's honestly and genuinely incredible how I've read all of this trying my best to learn something and I couldn't understand anything about it at all.

>>531339063
>>531339247
>you watch House for
No, I don't, it's a show for midwits

Where can I buy adderall or meth to keep track of tedashi/tsumogiri for 3 players?

>>531339224
I'm also in this episode!

I don't like playing mahjong anymore. See you next week.

>>531339284
Here is a visual example of it in case that helps.

Why Laser Tattoo Removal Can Ruin Your Life: A Doctor Ecplains

that's it I'm installing mjs+ and using dim tsumogiri

How do I see dim tsumogiri irl

>>531340346
Getting a tattoo will ruin your life in general. Most people will just assume that you're retarded.

>>531339040
Then the questions become
>how often is your read correct
>how often are you in a position where pushing musuji would be advantageous to you, but pushing this specific musuji would be too disadvantageous

>>531341017
>almost never
>pushing an open hand against a riichi

>>531341523
Nyo... Rice Shower, I will never forget what they did to you...

Horse sausage is on the menu

I'm just going to play gold tonpuu at work and what happens happens.

>>531342107
sausage?

Horse meat sounds good

Xilling Xenia's Xangarian xun.

>>531342107
>Though Hungarians’ fondness for horse meat is far from universal among the population, a demand for it persists to the extent that horse sausage is still commonly found at market halls around Budapest.
>In Budapest, horse sausage is somewhere between a delicacy and street food.
I see...

>>531342493
Billing Benia's Bangarian bun?

>>531343307
Poor boy

The truth about the H-RPG was that I made it up physically, but it exists spiritually. Every night before I go to bed I am molesting and raping your mains in a hedonistic, ritualistic way that would make dahooch blush in my mind palace. If you wish to see it manifest, you must donate $2,000,000 to my kickstarter campaign and wait 20 years for the demo.

>>531343595
don't care
t.playing reimu futanarization hypno sim

>>531344018
If you donate now I'll give Hibiki TWO penises with extra large balls.

I have an hour to spare and instead of hosting a room I have elected to spend that hour jerking off instead
Thank you for your understanding

>>531344217
What are you going to do for the remaining 59 minutes?

Quit porn.

>>531344217
understandable

>>531344426
Crying mostly

>>531344430
That's like quitting mahjong

>>531344430
Unironically part of me bettering my health lately has been spending the time I would have spent jerking off with exercise at the gym.

>>531344430
I did.

>>531344617
anonchama you're supposed to do both for optimal gains

>>531344512
you should do that as well

>>531344617
so do you do like three squats or something?

>>531344217
This but watching reaction channels in youtube while scrolling down on insta and checking twitter

>>531344710
That's like quitting porn

>>531344702
I still jerk off, just not all day is all.

>>531344785
>just not all day
do you really have nothing better to do than goon from dawn to dusk (+gym)?

>>531345046
Nothing else make me feel anything.

we didn't gatekeep hard enough

>>531344430
im on nofap until summer camp

repo is banned from every other mahjong "community" because it has porn links
what is there to gatekeep

>>531345503
the trash within
/s4s/,/trash/,/jong/

next year there has to be a /trash/ team

>>531345503
>repo is banned from every other mahjong "community" because it has porn links
No it's not banned lol
We use it at my local club just fine and I wasn't the one who shared it with them

Ako does not like that