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it's that time, again
any tauri bro bored rn?
>>531370140Post the gif, it's kino bbc training propaganda.
>epoch new fresh
>"no, don't talk about new fresh, banned"
???
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never forget schizokino was right
>>531370140I offer my fully nude, prostrated dogeza, Fish-samaโฆ
>>531370583thats a surprisingly high effort meme with the effects on the mirror
>>531370584What is wrong with those retards? Moderation staff is really concerning, ngl.
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>>531371634Was going to snipe the OP and make it an xiv op but the chuddies beat me to it because I forgot while waiting on my post timer ://
>>531371615i have that vencord app that lets you see deleted messages and anytime i tab over to the epoch server they've deleted the most random ass fucking messages. ingame is going to be a nightmare.
>>531371745she didn't say that
>some PvP ejoyer notices that if you level through PvP you wouldn't have money for spells/skills (something pointed several times before) so he suggest adding some currency rewards to PvP
>the answer:
Do this retard even play WoW? In which world do you make money selling mats on a F R E S H server? Everybody is broken early and most of them couldn't even buy mats at vendor price.
A few more sleepies until Pochie
>>531370584I am shocked by the amount of faggots in that channel who dislike seal twisting. Also the changes they've made to it suck ass
>>531372186Let him be wrong. Exploit the fact that you're a NEET and get your mats for cheap with your levelling gold. Roll a class that gets a free mount so you can spend more to get further ahead.
>>531372186even while leveling at launch there's plenty of people who aren't going to want to bother with gathering and will buy mats
imagine defending a male as a male
>>531371839I've had the same happen xister...tragic
>the more i play the more i hate squirtle
>you cant even change your hairstyle at the barber
>you have to spend over 10 bucks for an appearance change
>meanwhile epoch looks worse and worse with each new info
>also tranny devs
is there ANYTHING that is somehow a good pserver?
>>531372890>Roll a class that gets a free mount so you can spend more to get further ahead.This has been making me think about rolling Shockadin rather than Resto Druid so that I can get the free charger. Druid technically gets travel form but it's not as fast.
>>531370591Jose antonio!
PRESENTE!
>>531368291It's a marginal point and can go wherever you want it. Sham Rage already fully covers your mana sustain + I'm expecting grounding totem to be useful in buffed dungeons, potentially raids as well
i will be playing a human male priest that can't legally go near schools on epoch
give it to me straight
pally is gonna be the absolute god class and dominate every single role, pve, pvp, isnt it?
is it gonna be like sod where the balancing is in charge of ONE (1) morbidly obese retard that exclusively plays ONE class and that class just stomps over everyone else?
because ive played through sod already and if its gonna be like that i'd at least prefer to be on the favored class this time
>>531371615ESL as fuck moderation, too
>>531370584this is bad lmao what is happening in that discord? you sure they wont install some miner on your system? whole server looks so unfinished it might very well just be a cashgrab
>>531370591jajaja si si yo voy
Ngl bros I am quite excited for the 'Poch.
When they first announced the project and created their discord, I joined it, typed "based" once in the general chat, and stopped paying attention to the server.
Now when it's actually close to release, I looked into the details today, and it's looking good.
>>531374015ngl same, your posts whenever criticism is being brought up always make me realize that i am about to be manipulated into hating epoch. glad you are different my guy
>>531374015nice try chuddie, but you'd get an instant permaban from the discord if you post without first acknowledging that trans women are real women
I donโt know. The more I think about WoW, the less I want to play it.
Does epoch have tranny GMs that would give out bans for this?
>>531372890We can't stop winning undead palabros! That's why we're 60% of the server.
>>531372915Yes, and they're going to be broke and wouldn't buy shit until they hit 60 and only then start leveling their professions.
>>531373546No it's going to be warrior
>>531374392yes, given the way they run their discord they're 100% no fun allowed faggots and would do that even though pvp is 100% opt-in
Hybrid (yes, including brown) should be forced to have their MS as a useful spec (healer or prot) and once they can afford dual spec, they can spec into dps.
This is fresh. This is fash.
>>531369884 (OP)Damn Elicia gets to plap THAT?
>>531374392yes, my schizo brain told me so
>>531374578>entire "dev" team is pally>main lead "dev" is pally>OVERWHELMING majority of the server will be rolling pally (so you can't nerf them after release because people cry)>just from the changes we've been shown theyre already looking to be by far the best dps and the best tankI just dont see an outcome where pallys dont completely dominate the server
just look at the talents
and paladin IS the tranny class
dont worry epochsisters everything will be fine on launch day
kaytotes just fixed rested xp areas
https://github.com/Project-Epoch/bugtracker/issues/4979
^_^
>>531374392They have warmode so you can't use cheap tricks to gank clueless players.
is there a class that doesn't come with gayest expectations?
>shaman/ paladin, twisting their nuts
>clothies, wand melee weave shit
>hunter, probably some swing timer autism I am yet not aware off
>>531375010Well, they aren't the best healers (yet), there's that.
>>531375339mage
1 button rotation, top 3 dps minimum
>>531375339do holy paladins have to seal twist
i'll put on the pretty princess dress if so
>>531375697If there's not a cast bar on your screen at all times you're doing it wrong so no twisting
>>531370140But doesnโt that prove their point, that he is purposefully playing bad when he usually does 100dps when he is capable of a lot more?
Can someone give me feedback on my "GDKP" proposal?(pic-related). Would greatly appreciate it.
>>531375891your shit is an eyesore to read and gdkp in any form is retarded and gay
>>531375697holy paladin gaytech is to snipe heals so that you overheal more than 0 but as little as possible
doing it right gives +60% healing
how safe is my paypal account if i would want to buy points on epoch?
man turtle wow is pain if you are alone, thank god theres a bunch of people walking everywhere, you do need to be in a party all the time
>>531375891Some real gay nigger shit there. Free rolls and LC high demand items will never be beat. Don't win shit? You were never cliqued up and a nobody.
>>531376120anon.....its already been stolen
>>531375998>your shit is an eyesore to read and gdkp in any form is retarded and gayIt's not GDKP really. More like server-wide DKP. And on some level, server-wide EPGP. Which can be "sold" at a massive penalty, or used as a currency for slightly bigger bags.
>>531376153>its shitWhy?
Pic-related is the assumed value of dungeons, time to clear, etc.
>>531376358needlessly complex
this is something an adhd autist would come up when hes off his meds
this reminds me of those extremely convoluted government projects that tack on shit purely to increase spending
if you can't make your idea simple its shit
GDKP is good for the economy.
Slave Labor is good for the economy.
>>531375339>>hunter, probably some swing timer autism I am yet not aware offOh, brother, you don't even know half of the autism when you find out about hunter melee weaving and shot timing 'tism. There's a reason blizzard shitcanned that in Lich King by putting melee autos and ranged autos on the same timer, but here we are, repeating history with a Frankenstein'd server.
Most will cope and say it's skill based while simultaneously macroing their shit and downloading w/e Epoch DBM addon comes out, and likely developing addons to twist/weave whatever bullshit metagaming garbage they jerk off to
>>531376534Yeah, the chinese economy or the 2012 Fenix WoW economy lol
>>531376059>biggest pala play is overhealing the tank for 100% of the heal and overhealing 3 randos for an additional 60% useless overhealing And this is their pet class?
>>531376316This is just meant as an alternative to GDKP's. Not to be used for guild loot distribution.
Basically, I like having GDKP's because I like being able to actually raid on my alts and actually get gear. There's nothing to do on servers without GDKP once you've raided on your main.
This "system" was intended to create a GDKP-like experience without the problems that come with GDKP. As well, as to heavily stimulate the auction house/professions.
the way i run gdkp on turtle right now is people "donating" to the gbank after which we auction off the items and split the profits. bids happen over discord and we make the person roll to make it look legit
>>531372915>want to bother with gathering and will buy matsDebating whether to go Mining + Skinning or Mining + Tailoring on launch desu, supposedly they made it so having Tailoring lets you find more cloth from enemies.
>muh economy
Just play the AH if you want gold that bad.
I will embark upon the path of pain (Tailoring + Enchanting)
>>531376741>supposedly they made it so having Tailoring lets you find more cloth from enemiesYes but you need to level tailoring for that, like WotLK cloth scavenging thing.
>>531376639It's 20% of the full heal, not the overheal amount. You want to just barely top the MT every cast, and then 3 other targets will be healed 20% of that.
Extremely aids to play, but the healing gain is so big you have to do it or you're a shitter.
>>531376523>if you can't make your idea simple its shitI made it as simple as I possibly could. The "proposal" is only as long as it is because 90% of it details/explanations. The proposal itself is really only the first paragraph.
>>531375427Healers are cooked in epoop.
>>531375010Best tank is going to be druid, brown will live in a shit pile.
2-3 weeks in someone will find out a way to unfuck paladin mana economy, likely either because JoW got buffed or because the small self damage from the undead seal is enough to meaningfully feed them mana and they get a good (read, broken) relic that gives them block chance % while HS is active, the epic hidden quest is likely going to end up being an utterly fucking retarded paladin tank 1h that deals holy damage, is bis forever and the devs will just go "you'd rather he steals your caster weapon???". Warrior will remain in the turd pile.
t. Tankman knower.
>>531376629>they>they>theywhat the fuck is this epoch dev team lmao
>>531376358not the other fags, but your system is shit because it creates a bureaucracy that overcomplicates a very simple system. It demands people follow overtly complex rules to distribute raid power (gear/items). It portrays a "fair system" when in reality it's a dogshit design to avoid you either a) being a complete shitter at the game or b) a literal social asspie autist megafaggot that otherwise wouldn't get gear in a LC among fellow players.
Either you want gear, in which case be in a fucking LC you mongoloid. Or else you want a laissez faire faggot commune that follows frivolous rules to ensure everyone is in your hugbox.
Eat shit you double nigger namefag.
>>531377110>anon is so obsessed he gets mad at completely correct writingLel
>>531377061>cookedI don't speak zoomer, can you be more specific? I now that "cooked" mean "bad", but I can't really figure the degree, assuming the concept of "degree" isn't too nuanced for zoomerspeak.
>>531377110ESLmonkey or trailer park culture warrior
call it
>>531376703Have fun with a single unhappy member being able to ban your entire guild.
>>531377310shit fr fr bruh no cap it means healers will be having a bad time u know what I mean
>>531375891ask GPT to re-organize/summarize this and post that instead
>>531377110>"they (the devs)" is somehow wrongAre you legally retarded?
>>531377218>>531377339why not just use "he" like you have been doing even if you do not know the gender? THAT is what instantly tells me which community is trannyfied. and you little cucks are as well.
>>531377310Hope this explains the current state of healers in epoch :)
>>531369884 (OP)Sex with Asalys (male)
Sex with Elicia (male)
Sex with Aoiyuki (female)
Sex with Sunethil (male)
Sex with Alilandra (female)
Sex with Eliora (male)
Sex Sex Sex I love Full Moon Company!
>half the server is going to be (X)
There's going to be excess of every class since its a fresh server launch. Granted I agree undead paladin will be in excess the secret is to just play the game and wait out all the people who are going to quit after 2 weeks
I have no plans on raiding on a shoestring private server with third worlders. I just want to see what custom stuff they have
Someone post the Epoch d*scord tranny "dev" kek
>>531377061how do you know this? did you play the betas or are you active in the tranny discord
I was leaning towards druid being op too, the feral changes seem excessive
a dev punishing warrior and benefitting paladins and druids this much shows they're completely clueless towards the game, theres a reason warriors
>can't heal>can't cc>0 utility whatsoever>worst leveling>hardest gear requirementsif you make a class that
>has shit ton of cc>easy gearing>easiest leveling>tons of utility>tons of flavor>extreme versatilityjust BETTER at everything, then WHAT IS THE POINT OF PLAYING WARRIOR
>>531376703>the way i run gdkp on turtle right now is people "donating" to the gbank after which we auction off the items and split the profits. bids happen over discord and we make the person roll to make it look legitThat's fine as a stop-gap. Not sure how you're recruiting for it. I suppose word of mouth?
>>531377206You said a lot of words, but I don't think you actually read what I wrote. All you're really doing is taking out your frustration on me, while pushing loot council as if I give a shit.
I'm on a LC guild on my main. I just like doing GDKP's on my alts. Without GDKP's, it's pointless to level alts. On Classic, I had six level 60's that I raided with(druid/priest/warrior/warlock/mage/paladin). And with GDKP's I could actually get gear(including for off-spec, since I main a druid).
>>531377558>He drop the game / server if they feel like...
>>531377645>I have no plans on raiding on a shoestring private server with third worlders. I just want to see what custom stuff they haveLiterally me. For their changes is pretty obvious they're clueless retards and the server will collapse in a few months. They custom content from the betas was nice, so it worth checking it.
>>531377452>ask GPT to re-organize/summarize this and post that insteadJust read the first paragraph. The rest is just details.
>>531377786>WHAT IS THE POINT OF PLAYING WARRIORYou get bladestorm!
t. Cucktotes
>>531377558hello esl
they in that case is clearly referring to the team of devs
and using they when you don't know the gender is the correct way, but only when you clearly don't know the gender, not the way these faggots use it
like I can say HE is correct, referring to that anon
but if I see a figure in the night moving, I have to use they because I really don't know if thats a man or a woman
jumping around square tree
So is this general still actual trannies?
>>531377786brownie get fucked
this is a hybrid world, you're just living in it
>>531377786From exp on cromie that did wrath in vanilla (ofc no custom shit really), wars were top dogs simply due to threat issues desu. Pala is mostly reactive threat, which was the worst for bosses (fine in aoe adds), and bears were in a similar boat with very poor threat gens. Yeah wars prob have the most basic kits, but they at least could hold bosses to not wipe on. Unless epoch drastically changed threat modifiers or what not, I see that still being the biggest issue.
>>531377786I play a disgusting amount of tanks.
Feral is just stupid strongly in a pre-cata world in general, it just gets cucked in vanilla (and tbc) because "Our MT randomly fucking died" is a very real thing that can happen because getting crit cap is pretty hard before wrath and crit+crush means your tank is dust 90% of the time.
Otherwise bear fucking pumps a retarded amount of threat, walks around with stupid levels of EHP and is an actually good OT instead of a turd that pretends it can do something while wearing 6 pieces with defence.
Paladin tank's 2 big issues are dogshit snap threat (fixed with the seal stuff) and zero scaling (because itemization is poopoo) and epoch devs are gooning about super secret insane raid gear items hidden in long quest lines and generally stroking off about itemization so it is pretty easy to do 1+1. Also did I mention that paladin tank items are functionally fucking useless for the other 2 tanks?
Also, warrior (tank) tier bonuses and """changes""" are godawful and fix none of the warrior's insanely large and glaring issues (the issue is that brown tank hits like a wet noodle and is a worse bear outside of that 5% where your bear turns to ash).
But again we have people that think thundercrap is a button that should be pressed and does something so idk man, put down the crack pipe.
Tick Tock Epooch trannies :)
>>531378485Countdown to home...
>>531378387>bears were in a similar boat with very poor threat gensYour bears are actual dogshit dude, bear pumps threat and mogs brown tank tbc onwards and brown tank is only better in vanilla/classic because furyprot memes.
t. Top 100 bear.
>>531369884 (OP)>>Upcoming Servers>Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, TBC as design base and Wrath client) - Launch date 26th of JulyAny anons here recommend joining in? I'm extremely casual and just want to level a mage, LARP and maybe do a few raids.
It's pretty funny reading this silly kvetching over browns being bad or whatever when they're most likely going to be top dog on the meters regardless because of some weird scaling bullshit
>>531378265Only if you consider people who use "they" when they (on no!) refer to a group of people are trannies.
so playing warrior will be suffering just to be a worse paladin and a worse druid
I guess I can just wait for conquest of azeroth
what is objectively the best hunter pet for pve?
>>531378387>From exp on cromie that did wrath in vanillaWith WotLK skills, so tanks do absurd amounts of damage, specially warriors which hit like a truck with revenge and shield slam. Both of these hit like a wet noddle using Epch TBC values. But hey, they have bonus threat! Isn't that awesome?
I can't believe warriors are going to be worthless and shit. Let's all agree to not roll warriors and play different classes instead.
>>531377061>self damage from the undead sealThat seal doesn't scale with spellpower and they're pushing that stat on all paladin gear. They also gutted seal twisting just for that seal so no, ret mana issues won't be solved by spiritual attunement
>>531378438>Why GDKP? More raids, more alts, less raidlogging, and more players doing older content.>Why is GDKP a problem? Because GDKP incentivizes gold-buying, which incentivizes botting/hacking, which creates more work for GM's, which is why most servers ban them. GDKP's are also prone to corruption and theft, and make it harder to detect gold sellers. >How does this GDKP system work? Auctions and loot/GDKP distribution is handled server-side via an optional loot system utilizing a new currency. What is the new currency? Badges of Greatness are acquired via dungeons, raids, world bosses, battlegrounds, and quests. Badges cannot be traded, but two badges can be exchanged via a questgiver for a tradeable/auctionable token worth one Badge of Greatness.
>How does this stop gold-buying? Nothing can stop gold buying, but this would make gold-buying for GDKP's more difficult, more time-consuming, and comparatively more expensive(Scroll to the bottom for a detailed explanation). >How do badges affect the game? They give players a reason to do dungeons/raids/bgs/etc even when they don't need anything. Badge quests require six profession items(one from each non-gathering profession); creating demand for dozens of craftable items/reagents. Not mentioned here is, all transactions through GDKP have a 20% fee/penalty. It's kind of like having DKP systems with a decay.
Also, there are in total 162 items for the turn-in quests. Which means significantly more AH activity and never-ending demand from every profession.
>>531378615Ok, but data from meters on threat gens from many guilds all coming back the same, based on 3.3.5 client data, comes back showing wars will perform best on threat when capped to vanilla content, which is what epoch is. Given the chance they edited threat values/gens, this will be an issue. Otherwise they *could* tank, but it's not optimal. An no, running a furyprot or UAprot or w/e wasn't often better than most deep prot builds. Unless epoch specifically fucked up majorly, which could be the case, threat is still an issue raid wise.
i'll stay as a warrior though haha. not because i want loot or anything, i just know that we'll still need sunder stacks. they're definitely going to be really bad and unfun don't make one
>>531374392i cant wait to do this in 2 weeks. i wouldve slowly tortured her with my pet, like a cat playing with a mouse
>>53137922447 and 56 look best
>>531379174>RetWe are talking about prot.
>>531379252>3.3.5 balanceTard, epoop uses tbc, not wrath values.
Wrath makes it basically impossible for an awake tank to lose aggro.
haha you should definitely roll warrior, they will be really good
nooo dont roll paladin or druid, I dont want compet..... I mean theyre not gonna be as good
and who cares if you're weaker, its all about having fun!
I CANT WAIT TO GO FOR ACHIEVEMENTS AND THE EXPLORERS CONTRACT ON EPOCH
FAT FEMDORF MAGE CHEEKS ON MY FACE
play warlock
compete with me for loot
I don't care, we're evil
Reminder warriors will have the nerfed TBC rage gain formula.
>>531379506That's the level of the highest-level piece of gear in the set. I assume you mean Chromite and Ebonhold.
These were the best-looking sets for cloth/leather/mail/plate... I color-coded them by expected class. Although I did this separately, and only put them together last night.
Mail had a lot of good-looking sets.
>>531379003Yfw all 3 discount warriors are bad
Are tank Warriors gonna be angry in Epoch if I use PW:S on them?
you had your time warrior chuds, now its OUR time to be the top dawg
PINKY SUPREMACY
>>531379960I will when they can tank and we get witch doctors so we can play the TRUE horde.
>>531380013For me? It's Glimmering Mail
>>531379506>>531380013Well, my original post was my attempt to find a solution to the GDKP problem. I was also hoping to solve the transmog problem by having transmog sets instead of transmog items. Basically, to prevent the slutmogs, and other annoying/exploitative behavior.
>>531380240No, that was fixed in WotLK/trinitycore. But paladins will be angry because they get mana for healed damage, not absorbs.
>>531380417>>For me? It's Glimmering MailVery simple. Almost looks like a skater with pads/gloves on. Not a warrior out to slay dragons.
>>531379960>play warlock>on a server filled with undead paladinsno thanks
LIST OF RACES FOR REAL MEN
>Orc
>Troll
>Tauren
>Dwarf
>Gnome PVP Rogue only, must level with another Gnome Rogue and have matching names i.e Abbot and Costello
>>531381128you forgot Undead
>>531379583Then yeah, if that's the case, browns are prob not great. Bears will prob take lead. Shame they lose the uncrit cap in talents thou. Do you think however palas will need to be swapped in magic heavy bosses?
>>531381128>spoilerunironically incredibly based
>>531380932>fear an undead paladin>WOTF>exhaust an undead paladin>freedomIf I cared about PvP I'd kill myself
>>531380932>>on a PvE server filled with undead paladinsSo they can tank and heal my dungeons?
>>531378485This explains a lot and i find it quite funny, albeit sad as well
i just want to play a humble brownie and still be able to pvp and get taken into raids
i havent played a warrior since original tbc (ORIGINAL tbc)
are they really gonna be as bad as everyone is saying?
>>531381758yes, brownies inherently bring no utility other than sunder armor which you only need one brownie for
>>531381758no there will still be hordes of them joining raids and stomping battlegrounds
ignore the retards shitting up the thread
>>531381524if u cared about pvp u'd play horde oh wait the human niggerdick loving dev gave racials to everyone so now alliance can truly stomp the horde population because nobody played horde for aesthetics
>>531381874>stomping battlegroundslol
>>531381874They're gonna be shit and after 2 weeks most of them will be forced to reroll if they want to keep playing
>>531381758no they literally get bladestorm the most fucking op thing
>>531381846Brown people are loud and provide shouts.
>>531381980>nobody played horde for aestheticsSpeak for yourself
>>531381980>because nobody played horde for aestheticsI played horde for aesthetics...
>>531381846Actually can't rogues just expose? Each one doing it adds time to the overall buff too.
>>531382212rogues lost expose to assassination sissies
The fuck did epoc devs remove this? Damn, tanks must be pretty happy in dungeons now. You wouldn't believe the amount of parseniggers using this to boost meters in a fucking RDF.
>>531382546if a nigger ret taunts my mob off me they can have it i will not take it back
i can't be arsed to raid on anni anymore
the loot council doesn't even give me gear because i have the least tenure in my role
>>531382874wrong general
come to epoch
undead paladin has to be the most faggot, redditor ass, nigger fucking class-race combination ever
>>531382959it's cool but epoch definitely did it weird somehow
idk how to explain it
>>531383083it feels weird because its too apparent its the dev's pet class so you just KNOW its gonna be imba as fuck
>>531383185yet another vanilla+ server with paladins being the favorite
can't catch a break. i don't want to play one.
11 days left turtle troons
>>531382959>combination looking to be popular >automatically now bad and LE REDDIT Yeah yeah 8 warriors in a raid comp we know
What is it about paladins that attracts trannies so much
Is it just the pink color
You'd think the fantasy of a holy man following a strict code of righteousness would repel them but no
>>531382546>if a Warrior fatfingers or brainfarts a Taunt, it does nothing>if a Paladin does, it deals damagehmm
>>531382959Kinda, is peak snowflake.
>>531381364Bear is the best magic tank because it has infinite health anon.
Magic tanking isn't a thing outside of super specific deflect memes.
Pre mop/cata tanking is just enough ehp to not get 3 shotted and then threat.
>>531383610>holy man following a strict code of righteousnessNot in WoW, or modern vidya in general. Even modern D&D. Troons took over and guess what? You're actually free to ignore them.
>>531381980I've played horde for the unwashed nigger aesthetic since vanilla was retail.
The biggest thing i hyped about in epoch is the night, wow even in vanilla has way too bright nights compared to real life or other games, like the elder scrolls for example, seeing the world, npcs and buildings actually react to a night time is going to be so much more immersive
>>531384547>silverpine forest on darker nightscan't wait for son of arugal to rape my ass
So Epoch is basically the retard server for retail cucks? Besides the class and race combinations, everything else looks bad and unfinished.
Do you think the doomposting will continue to ramp up as Epoch gets closer to release?
>>531384547>npcs and buildings actually react to a night timethis isn't happening, lol
So Epoch is basically the cool server for hot guys with sunglasses? Besides the class and race combinations, everything else looks cool and interesting.
Do you think the trannyshilling will continue to ramp up as Epoch gets closer to release?
If your server is never adding Arthas, you're retarded.
>>531384780>looks bad and unfinishedSo literally banilla?
>>531384926Why would they bother false advertising something everyone could figure out was fake right away?
https://www.project-epoch.net/features/system/time/
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Wait... there's people who aren't excited for Pochie?
>>531385060Yes, Shenna is relentless.
This general is so sad. You will never be /xivg/ no matter how hard you try
>>531385158>https://www.project-epoch.net/features/system/time/>fisherman npc fades out into thin air when the clock hits 20:00very adaptive, much immersive
>>531385703>doomposting for no reasonLove to see it
>>531385158>Video Unavailablethe absolute state
>>531385703Yep, this is even more proof that this server's DoA.
Epoch put a lot of time into day/night effects. Itโs going to be great.
>>531385861Yes, Shenna is desperate. He copyright striked every Epoch video he could.
>>531385703>linkReads like some lying ass Bethesda shit. Let's see if they even have custom NPC AI that do all these things. I doubt they can code for shit just by looking at their github.
Why are Aoiyuki and Tonimeow so aggressively anti-pochie? Why are biofems so controlling?
>>531385857I'm merely replying to your drivel with some common sense
>>531385861>Blizzard so scared of a private server that copyright claimed their videosBlizzard is in a terrible state
>Anon's ITT suddenly code experts who can tell Epoch is DoA just by glancing at the github
>playing during ingame day
ishygddt
>>531378617Nobody knows, but the server seems to be aiming to have a more sweaty endgame, and if you like mage AOE it's capped at like 10 mobs I think.
>>531386091I mindbroke Aoiyuki a few threads ago sorry. She's been trying to get a "win" for a while now.
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me with my trollbro, waiting for epoch to come out
>>531386097>I'm merely replying to your drivel with some common sense
>>531386091Typical biofems constantly trying to influence public sentiment through guildchat/discord but luckily everyone in the guild is like 30+ years old and doesn't take them seriously
>>531386091I want to ERP with tonimeow
Why are you trannywow players so terrified of Epoch? As we get closer and closer to the release date, we get more and more people freaking out trying to say shit about the project.
Don't worry you don't have to play Epoch, please stay in your tranny-containment server.
>>531386728>gets closer to release>more people interested>more people researching>more info releasing>opinions are being madeYou must have sub 90 IQ
>>531385703I mean as contrarian as I am it is pretty immersive having special npcs, mobs and items that depend on the time of the day
>>531387317immersive would be them walking back to an inn, or into a house. at night, or specially when it rains. they ain't doing any of that lol. they're just gonna despawn
>>531386868People posting schizo nonsense instead actual criticisms isn't making an opinion. It's schizo posting about a server people are obviously afraid of for some reason lol
>>531386728The better question is why are you shilling it so hard? Any time anyone dares to say anything not positive about epoch posts like yours come flooding in. Really makes me think.
>>531387750I'm fine with criticisms that are real like all the bugs still in the bug tracker. But constantly just make up shit in the thread just muddling the discussion.
>>531387456Well, it's still quite nice and at least they're trying to do something different. I don't think it's fair to go like "if this mechanic isn't 100% smooth and perfectly executed, it's completely worthless"
We got summoning stones on epoch or just meeting stones?
no one namedropped me
i'm free
see you on epoch
>>531388054I remember seeing something about them being actually summoning stones, but I can't find anything on the site right now
>>531382207ign?
i MUST rape you
>boot up epoch
>have to type 'trans lives matter' in 90 seconds or your character is deleted
Yeah, this one's a non-starter. See you on Azeroth at War.
>>531388453See you space cowboy
>>531388054its summoning stones but iirc only if you're within 3-5 levels of the instance level range
>>531388054Yes and warlock can also summon directly inside instances.
>make a warrior on epoop
>mogged by every other class
>>531387750I just think it's retarded to say shit about a server that isn't live yet, based on things we just don't really know since nobody can actually play the game right now, or irrelevant shit
>oooooh they lost their youtube videos, doa>they have a tranny dev, doa (since, you know, turtle is 100% tranny free)>their day/night cycle isn't AAA tier! doa!But if I dare to give them the benefit of the doubt it's obviously because I'm a shill, ok anon.
>>531388215why I asked.
>>531388615thats fine
>>531388770I fucking hope so.
>>531388835As a paladin I'm so excited to shit all over warriors
>most of my damage is holy damage meaning it invalidates their armor>can throw on a shield if I feel threatened for a massive boost of armor>can even use the new dwarf racial seal for even more armor >can just bubble bladestorm
>>531388835Most classes can't do anything against warriors because they added bladestorm but didn't add any of the wotlk defensives that countered bladestorm, like dispersion and demonic circle.
>>531388975funny how you dont acknowledge the clear paladin bias, the insane censorship and banning even on a fucking 4 hour stress test, the horrible HORRIBLE redesign of goldshire
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Genuine question for the anons in the thread
if you don't like the changes in epoch, why don't you just not play on it
>>531388835warrior will be very strong but warriors will complain as they do
>>531385575and the troonies sure do try hard
>>531389930>waaa waaa all u guys are just meanieees none of you have any legit arguments>ok here's 3 solid good arguments, what do you have to say to that>hmmmm IF U DUNN LIEK IT DUN PLAEY IN IT OK?you're a massive faggot jesus christ join the 41%
>>531388754come to the goldshire inn basement
Yeah I'm waiting for VVALLKRAFT
>>531390528Just don't play on the server? Or are you so new you think you're talking to same anon your were arguing with earlier?
>>531390528I'm trans, btw
>>531390628you're blatantly the same faggot, rope yourself before your diseased axe wound finishes you
>>531389930Seconding
>>531390528People is pointing flaws, some of them so obvious that the vision of the devs is really worrisome for the server's future.
>>531390776No I'm not anon, you're too new at this.
>>531389930Because they are unhappy people. When they see other people are happy, it makes them angry, and they lash out in an attempt to make those happy people as miserable as they are. The way you beat these people is by not engaging in the "arguments" they try to drag you into. Just ignore them and continue enjoying what you love. Your happiness is a victory over the losers.
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I'm telling you man. Put a monthly fee on Private Servers and they'd improve exponentially. I want to be free from Free to Play players so badly.
>>531391898I would pay monthly fee if all frogposters are banned
>>531391898Smartest frogposter.
>>531391898Why would they?
>>531391898I agree it would keep the shitters away to an extent, but I'm not sure how you go about charging a monthly fee without making Blizzard go on an assrape parade
>>531389930Why would I do that when I can just shit up the thread?
hello saar i have never played warcraft world, is last epoch good mmo for first timar?
>>531392306Turtle WoW is very best, saar. The dev haves boobs and bajina
>>531392306Sorry, only brahmin on epoch
>>531391898There's already a private server like that it's called anniversary
Season of Discovery does sound kinda lit rn
found a weird white mosquito
took it home
>>531392428>>531392442iz game free? i am from poor part of country and have no money only cholera. can i pls join epoch sarvar i do not want old slow turtle i want fast project everest pls gib me link saar too poor to buy blizzard subscription saar
>>531386091I never talked badly of Epoch I just want people to stick together and not split
>>531392864This is a weird larp, like it's funny but kinda sad at the same time
I'd gladly pay a monthly sub for TurtleWoW and I'm sure others that appreciate the team would as well. Sorry, that's the truth.
>>531389930It's all a matter of resources. The theory is that if things you don't like fail, that will leave more room for things you do like to succeed
It might be fruitless, but that's the theory
And either way your favourite servers aren't exempt from people saying they don't like it and why
>>531389930Genuine question: do you believe that Epoch is flawless?
>>531393339No it has a lot of problems, which is why I have been cautiously paying attention to it for over a year. If I saw something that made me not want to play guess what? I'd not play on it and load up a different server/game
>>531393458>No it has a lot of problemsSo, if you don't like the changes in epoch, why don't you just not play on it?
>>531393574Did you see the comma and stop reading?
>>531393641No, I'm just pointing that your original post is retarded. Just like (you).
>>531393749Hope you enjoy posting in the thread instead of having fun :)
>>531389930Why dont you just not shill it?
>>531392306>warcraft worldidk why but that got me good
This is why we all should back to funposting, epochposting is bad for the soul, do not do it!
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>>531394980>2024>discord server badgesbadges were added recently, how is this possible
please stop talking about off-topic crap like ep*ch
Let's talk about Asalys did in Karazhan Tower.
>>531389930If this GAPING ASSHOLE faggot, holding back the tears to post this, is the best epoch can bring to shill their server, then they are truly doomed
tell me about asalys, why does she eat the poop from a german bald fat ugly bastard
>>531395506If you don't like GAPING ASSHOLES, why don't you just not have gay sex?
>>531395443Sylma did nothing wrong.
Sylma? More like syl mah pearls.
You guys better not steal my name reservation in Epoch
Anyone want to level together on epoch?
is group leveling even viable?
List the names you're taking in pochie
>>531395212prolly scrolled up as deca shitposted a lot in the roguecord when the class changes went live.
Squirtlebros I feel like dying
i'm obsessed with aoiyuki, there i admitted it, happy now?
>>531396189I'm taking this name
>>531396140I have 4 accounts. I'm going to take the following names:
Pearl
Sylma
Warhorn
Idaho
Maid
Aoiyuki
Asalys
Elicia
Sunethil
Alilandra
Eliora
Schizokino
Felkiss
Fuutank
Himecut
Kotofanya
Lorallai
Hadrianus
Telol
Therin
Tonimeow
>>531396462We all are anon. :)
>>531396594>doesn't even know you can only reserve up to 2 names per accountpathetic
What would make you go to naxx, anon?
>>531371634>every character image posted from this game is some heavily modded abominationvery telling
>>531389930>just quit>just don't play>it's how it's always been>it's normal, it's fine>who cares?>it's not my jobBeing apathetic never got anyone anywhere. Criticism implies that people are interested enough to engage with it, possibly wanting it to be something better. Criticism should be learned from and taken into consideration, especially when it's anonymous and not limited to forums and d*sc*rds where people are either sucking each other off or immediately disregarding valid points due to past history. And so far around here, plenty of valid points have been brought up these past few weeks because anons obviously want it to be good so they have something other than a 7(?) year old fully progressed banilla private server to chill on
>>531397639>Being apathetic never got anyone anywhereI dunno it's gotten me to 32 years of age without killing myself I'd say that's pretty successful.
>>531397639>>531397858I support this anon, not being apathetic hasn't gotten me anywhere in life
>>531396594himecut is my deadname
>>531373658>it might very well just be a cashgrabyou do realize that's coming, right? if the server manages to actually get any traction that is. of course they are hoping to monetize it somehow after all of this effort.
>>531398451They said long ago there would be a cosmetic cash shop, they've provided no info so will just have to see how greedy they get
>>531396140Goldstein
Yakub
>>531397858you should kill yourself niggertuah it would be better for everyone
I know epoch is adding a bunch of new items and crafting recipes and shit
Do we know if they are making any attempt to rebalance or redo any of the existing items? All the hundreds or quest, crafted, and dungeon drops that are just complete shit like 2 stam 7 spirit mail armor. And any other manner of stuff that might be totally usable if it just had a sensible stat distribution that something would want
>>531399149Sorry tranny but that's your area of expertise.
>>531399164I know the answer to this question. No, I won't tell you.
>>531399428of course you would know a lot about trannies don't you, tranny chased homo faggot kraut retard
not even anal surgery will fix that gaping asshole of yours
>>531399164they put everything into GPT and made it random
>>531397639and we know epoch devniggers are in the thread, so of course we have to give them feedback.
here is my feedback: the new Goldshire looks like something a woman "designed" on her lunch break, in between gossiping and sending emails. this is about the harshest criticism i can give. previously i have said that it looks "jeeted," but a more apt analogy would be "jewed," since it almost feels like it was done out of spite.
i am calling it now, if they don't at the very least revert the inn to its original perfect and iconic state, this server will fail. i am not being hyperbolic either. The Goldshire Inn is the very heart and soul wow. just shitting out a collection of faceless and soulless buildings on top of a spot that millions of former and current players consider their "home" within the warcraft universe.... is extremely misguided. going forward with this abomination in place of Goldshire means these devs have a very poor understanding of what made vanilla so special. you don't replace that with an Azerothian equivalent of commie blocks.
>>531399164They changed some items but not that many. Most of the changes are just adding a bit more stamina.
I want dreads on my trollger. Fuck Epochโs limited customization. Fuck Epoch in general, anyone who likes it is a little gay guy.
>>531400431>turtle item>change it so it has 0 int instead of 9turtlesisters, our response?
>>531399164>Do we know if they are making any attempt to rebalance or redo any of the existing items?of course, why wouldn't they?
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>>531400756It shows that epochdevs didn't read the book
>his smile and optimism : gone
no way i'm grinding this much points for a pair of boots
>>531400431>2 stam to 3 stamfor what purpose
>>531400756>our response?We will vote NO in the transmog poll and keep our server a safe space for transsexuals.
>>531400392i don't think devs are in the thread, it's just the trigger happy discord jannies
>>531400431>They changed some items but not that many.and where are you getting this from? because that's not what their site says. there have been extensive changes, well beyond "just adding a bit more stamina."
>https://www.project-epoch.net/news/lets-talk-endgame-gearing-and-itemization/
>>531400392>we know epoch devniggers are in the thread>welel
>>531401105extra stam is extra stam. And the set bonuses are much improved
>>531401515You can find stress test crafted items at https://nuiva.github.io/epoch/items and compare them for yourself.
>>531395726My dog's name is Nothing Wrong.
I was doing UBRS and after we killed Rend the raid leader started sending out all these raid announcements about loot and I had to type /roll for some boots I wanted. I rolled a lower number than someone but still got them. Can anyone tell me wtf that was?
>>531402292A mistake was made and you acted like a little silly loot glutton.
Turtle is a worthless server
I may not like a few things Epoch is doing but at least it feels like WoW again.
>>531402582The main dev is a giant faggot if you listened to the interview. Like, genuine autistic soijak type fella
Ascension's the only one that looks like the wackiest roguelite-iest one I'd possibly wanna try, but only when they add goblins as a playable race.
>>531402582this is elaynna btw, the russian faggot tried to be a Liadrin wannabe in troondle
>turtle was beloved and played for years
>new server comes up
>turtle sucks!
why are you people like this
>>531403124Because Turtle is now old and the novelty has worn off and all the content been farmed to death.
What classes are bussin fr?
>>531403241Turtle is or has implemented similar changes to Epoch
Turtle on 3.3.5 would be lit
>>531403497Yes but the meta progression across the community at large is basically done. This means that there's very little content to actually do once you hit 60 unless you go through the effort of finding a guild that not only wants you/your class, but also genuinely intends to progress through the raids properly. So unless you just enjoy leveling new characters repeatedly Turtle is pretty dull. Not bad, just dull.
>>531405297turtle wow stormwind trade district (tmog enabled)
>>531405297That'd be turtle, don't they have that one mod who just has a literal anime girl character model
best class/race for getting topped on epoch, sisters?
Human Female
Hunter MM
No Pet
Will Tame Other Players
Yep It's Pochi Time
Thoughts on playing turtle wow on tel'abim?
I can't help but feel that Nordanaar is too old and nobody is actually playing the game, just socializing. Things seem to be a bit more fresh/organic but I could be wrong.
>>531407442Play Pochie in 11 sleeps
Still waiting for pochie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOc5qAi0sdE
>>531408258Too many sleeps. I guess I'll just play a bit of cata/mop until Epoch comes out
>ascension
>doing the solo delver challenge
>this makes all the dungeons more difficult + you are required to solo all of them in order to progress past a capped level (have to solo deadmines before you can hit lvl 21, etc)
>complete every single dungeon up to BRD
>in throne room pulling trash at start of room
>upstairs mobs z-axis social aggro and pull half the room
>die to 20 mobs that bug through the wall
very based, another opportunity to practice patience in life
Kitasan Black in 1 sleepies
he is in the chair isn't he?
so, what's the stance on Epoch? will it be as cucked as other private servers with faggot mods mad that you had a politically oriented or somewhat controversial names?
>>531410796>faggot mods mad that you had a politically oriented or somewhat controversial names?....
dont tell him about the stress test
>>531410796Yes, it will be super cucked and woke. You should go elsewhere.
>>531400392it really feels like goldshire changes were done purely out of spite
it takes half a second of looking at it to realize it sucks, it produces immediate disgust in anyone that has played through that area
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>>531410796>one of the devs is a tranny >some of their features are not as polished as they claim >a lot (and I mean, a LOT) of stuff was never tested in public betas at all>admin is your average fedora wearing, fat voice, retarded sperg who thinks he's the savior of wow, sent to planet earth to bring us the one, true private server that will go above and beyond anything anyone ever seen (so, your average pserver admin), which might piss some people offIt's a wait and see thing. Looks quite promising, with way more potential than what's currently available that's for sure. I'll give it a try.
Should I join the /wpsg/ Epoch Discord on my main (Dom-adjacent/switch funny guy type of personality) or on my alt (submissive animeposter personality who uses a lot of ellipses but is still straight)
>>531411887>>one of the devs is a trannyLove Every Laugh
watching schizo anon beliefs spread like wildfire is amazing
>wake up
>post about yourself in the thread
>nobody cares because theyโre actually discussing the game
>>531412094I don't remember making this post...
>>531412174>no dude this >she/they/xem on discord is TOTALLY a real womanyoure delusional faggot
seriously what is it with you people and denying reality
im still gonna be playing epoch but being able to recognize the faults of it is such a basic thing
>>531413078>NO IT'S A TRANNY>NO IT'S A TRANNY>NO IT'S A TRANNY>NO IT'S A TRANNYLOVING EVERY LAUGH
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>>531413172not that anon but there is something about the specific brand of /vg/ retarded faggot crumb-seeker that is insane to have to read. i wish i ever encountered people who act like this in real life because it would be kinda funny to see
you aren't really saying anything, you are just attempting to keep the bullshit conversation continuing; dont you have anything better to do than act like this? keep in mind you are a tranny so we both know the only other thing you're doing is jerking off and playing bootleg russian wow
war seems balanced on epoch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL9rSpxKGA4
>>531413497I like baiting anons while I wait for Epoch, everyone here is obsessed with trannies for some reason and It's funny to wait people just spread false information or random shit they made up. Why wouldn't I mess with some schizo that believes everyone he sees on the internet is the enemy he's obsessed with, before you reply please be aware I won't be reading it
>>531413645>popped 30 minute cooldown>killed 1 personwoaw... so this...... is the power......... of the brown turd class..........
>>531413734quite based also we both know you were going to read this, stop acting
Both Epoch and Turtle have trannies on their dev and mod teams. Thatโs just the state of things in 2025.
>>531413953It's a 2 min cd
>>531414716exactly. at some point we have to realize that trans girls are just based and get shit done.
<Pochie Pals n Trans Gals>
>>531371634>face modsDisgusting
>>531409898Sunethil got tired of the dicking so they just start dicking each other.
>>531416734My soul will never fall to darkness.
>>531414839was talking bout reck
listening to some q and a with the epoch dev. so far the biggest stuff was better item progression into endgame and that shamans will not be able to tank at all past level 30-ish. also, they have 1500 bugs to fix lmao dev says shit turned out way bigger than anticipated in regards to the hype for epoch being "the next big thing". sounds...promising..
Exciting
Lovely
Alluring
Youthful
Nice
Naughty
Amazing!
Why did Elaynna leave FMC?
>>531418282Elaynna left because FMC isn't a real guild, it's a bunch of shitters you join for free loot before joining a real guild.
kek epoch dev calls you niggers "cringe" for your pserver tribalism bullshit.
>>531418282Got tired of Dogfuckerโs bullshit and lies
>removed solo gold farms
>swears to patch it if someone finds a good way
bro this server is fucking antifun
>cant use a vpn for playing epoch
bro what is this garbage server man
>>531419864Real? I use a VPN by default, no way i'm giving some private server my real IP. If i can't log in then Epoch can go fucking kill itself for all i care.
>>531419534I'm looking forward to a server without gold inflated by a bunch of autistic mages grinding non-stop
Elaynna is the true Queen of /wpsg/.
She will lead a drama-free guild on Epoch and save us from the evil Dogfucker.
>>531420424i prefer freedom. epoch dev really is all about his way or no way. i do not agree with autistic retards most of the time. i will play epoch but it already looks like it wont be something i will enjoy in the long run. maybe even uninstall once i see how they rapes razor hill myself.
>>531420147Nobody cares about your IP, Amid from Teheran oblast.
>>531420147Why? It will cut off all chinese bots
>Le gold farm is.... bad!
What do they want you to do all day then once you hit 60? Wait for reset?
>>531420792Awful
Obnoxious
Insincere
Yucky
Unoriginal
Knavish
Idiotic
>>531419534I do wonder what their plan is, do we just have to spam click on herbs against 20 other people?
Instance grind spam sucks but atleat on turtle its stable with the changes.
I am literally the coolest and realest high elf paladin on Turtle.
Epoch is just a crybrownie server.
>gives brownies bladestorm
>nerfs everything about other classes if it infringes upon brownies
>nerfs every farm that brownies can't solo
>allows you to swap racials so brownies can always have the perfect setup they need regardless of class
It's literally just one big cope. What a dogshit server.
>>531422085paladin cope
victory rush doesn't even heal on epoch
what is the most kino race for hunter on horde? tauren or ud ?
I think I will roll a mage this time, taking it easy
>>531421806Fake
Incompetent
Selfish
Humiliated
>>531422371troll hunter with a raptor pet, cat or wind serpent for minmaxing
>>531422493ugly feet. not kino
>>531422573tasteless cattle
Can't wait to level my female gnome priest as a holy smiter with explorer contract to try as much of group content as i can and get yelled at for being a bad healer while learning!
>>531422716Zero
Autistic
Powerless
Talentless
Unloved
Absurd
Hated
>no database
stupid decision
>>531423902https://youtube.com/shorts/AwuUarQCLN8
kino decision
if I play Paladin on Epoch will I have to heal or will I actually get to raid as Ret
>>531423957nah, fuck guids
I need to know everything while i leveling.
>>531424187post more of her so i can goon
>>531384926Wdym, there's literally night/day specific quests and rares, even in fucking elwynn forest. Why are you faggots in denial about things we've already seen in previous betas?
Day/night cycle quests? Heh, no thanks... I'll just dungeon level.
>people want to turn world bosses and rare elites into pvp shit fiesta
better bring your food basket and thermos
https://ascension.gg/en/news/bronzebeard-warcraft-reborn-the-next-chapter-unfolds/497
I thought Bronzebeard was gonna be classic+, but it's basically just a wrath funserver, what gives?
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so what happens if i'm in a xfaction raid/guild and do a world boss? can my raid attack me or what?
>>531426297Ascension as a whole is a Wrath funserver doing Vanilla/TBC content
>>531426667Yeah, but i thought this was gonna be different, they can definitely afford not to push all their slop systems into every single server. Guess it's not for me.
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>dwarf
>male
>shaman
>explorer's contract
>human
>male
>white
>warrior
>explorer's contract + soul of iron (easy level 20 bags)
It's gaming time
>>531421806Friendly
Inspiring
Selfless
Hero
any good servers like ascension with roguelike features?
>>531427424More like
Funny
Interesting
Sexy
Hung
Faggot
Is
Self-posting
Hahaha
Do I play Dwarf Paladin or Undead Paladin on the 'poch
Do you think Pearl will come back for Epoch...
male human hunter that exclusively raids ahn qiraj because it reminds him of the zergs
>>531428767Dwarf if Undead Paladin being half the server matters to you.
Undead if you don't care about that.
Yes Dogfucker you're going to play on Epoch. You've made it clear you will.
>>531428767Why ask questions you already know the answers to Fish?
>>531371882post a screenshot
>>531429094>Undead Paladin being half the serverI don't think the Undead Paladinfags have it in them to get to 60
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I think it possible she may come back, yes. Although not in the form we've come to know her as...
>>531429292Turtle proves this wrong where all the unoriginal fucks leveled their female high elf paladins to 60. They will do the same on Epoch.
>>531428287>>531429248not everyone is fish Telegethu
>>531429443>high elfthey're alliance, no?
>still trying to hype your own "return" up
Nobody cares. Nobody cared when you came back a week or so ago and they laughed and called you a faggot when you left after a day. Just play the game. How about that? Just make a character and play the game. You don't need to spam your name or your screenshots in the thread. Just play the game for once and enjoy it.
I'm glad I am not the only one who despises dogfucker and I wish I knew who you are so I could shake your hand but I also understand we have to remain anonymous in true 4chan fashion.
Cheers.
This thread oscillates between good during certain parts of the day where people actually discuss the game and pretty unreadable other parts of the day where it's just people talking about themselves and others.
It becomes very clear who is to blame when you look at the discord and see who is on.
>>531429482Not everyone is tele Waffle
>>531429837Start naming them.
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any decent big pve guild on turtle that also does RP or has a lot of overlap? i want to dip my toes back into roleplaying but i don't want to commit to a full rp guild yet
whats with anti fun changes on epoch like reworking hunter aspect of cheetah to a 8 second buff on 5min cd wtf is that horse shit are the epoch devs really so fucking retarded ? doa server slop
>>531430276Not really no. My recommendation is that you join a raiding guild and then go to role-play events, meet people, and make friends. Almost all the role-playing guilds will let you join their discords as a non-member so you can keep in touch with them that way.
The alternative is to join a role-playing guild and join a raiding pug. There are a few good pugs out there. Some role-players do this and you can even raid with them.
why is the thread cheering for dogfuckers return when he will wrap the gm around his finger and ruin the guild (like he did with the previous ones) then pretend that he can't play anymore (like he did before) only to jump on next fresh to do it again
as long as those people are around and accepted no /wpsg/ guild will accomplish anything
>>531426643For what they said, yes. Also their whole wboss system is beyond retarded (it tags everybody for faction based PvP in a xfaction PvE server). If they actually have BiS loot I'm out.
>>531430567I mean FMC was close to clearing Naxx if a bunch of ppl didn't leave beforehand.
>>531430642That's so funny Sylma!
>>531430642fmc cleared two wings then people started leaving because the guild is ran in a manner that isn't appealing to anyone
the manner decided by dogfucker and his lapdog
>>531430567Most of the cheering is coming from Dogfucker himself. The vast majority of the thread knows him by his Turtle name but he keeps posting about himself under his MB2 name. I think he wants to step away from his dogfucking image. Then when you check discord he's online when these posts about him are made. Others seem to doing the meme and they use his Turtle name.
Most anons I've talked to agree they don't want to even do a /wpsg/ guild because of how shit FMC was and the blame for how shit it was falls on Dogfucker and Groomer.
Weird how neither of them have time to raid the moment a new server is on the horizon.
If any anon is actually falling for this blatantly transparent shit they're doing and joins their guild they will only have themselves to blame when it turns out exactly as you described.
>>531430592They should've made it FFA/GvG pvp where only people in your raid/guild are friendly and you get multiple zergs fighting over the boss.
would be certified kino
>>531430898>Weird how neither of them have time to raid the moment a new server is on the horizon.Dogfucker came back for a day just to use "oops can't raid no time" as an excuse. He knew if he returned to Epoch directly people would wonder why he didn't come back to Turtle. This allows him to deflect. "Oh I just don't have time to raid". But then watch on Epoch as he spend 24 hours a day playing because the dude is addiction to wow almost as much as he's addicted to dog penis.
>>531431092Or, you know, remove/instance wbosses since they have been tried again and again on different versions and it never works.
>b-but real communism has never been tried!It doesn't work, stop being retarded.
>>531430642No we weren't. Not even remotely.
We made some progress but there wasn't any chance at a clear with the people we had.
We would have had to gain people. Instead we lost people because Dogfucker had some weird rule against kicking shitters.
>>531431304Summonable world bosses are fine. Still may as well instance that shit. Hell the nightmare dragons all have a huge portal right next to them.
>>531431304>never workssays who? some pvetroon raidlogger?
>>531431612>says who?History.
>>531430898I would join a /wpsg/ guild on Epoch if and only if the leadership wasn't Sylma or Gargoth and the leaders swore they'd kick Sylma and Gargoth along with other anons who cause problems for the guild. Otherwise it's just another FMC.
>>531431678who would you want to lead the epoch guild and who should get blacklisted from it?
>>531431678Name for that guild?
>>531431749<Plappy Pals and Plapsalys>
<Name Undecided>
transparent dkp, i will raid lead and main tank without crying over choosing to do it. raiding guild, none of that fmc sissy shit. worthless gooners will be kicked out and shitters will have one chance before being kicked as well.
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>>531432006That's so funny Filthy
>>531432052filthy was a tranny chaser that didn't want to admit it
>>531432035he's a retard who can't tell the difference between cheetah and pack
>>531432081no it's dead
>>531432126that's why he is anti gooner now, got trauma from being rejected and cucked so is now hating on them as a cope
>>531431734>who should get blacklisted from it?Sylma Gargoth Elaynna Jib Torzag Zaptuah Gutulikafish Aoiyuki Telegethu Fuutank Telol Elicia Asalys
>who would you want to lead the epoch guildAt this point I'd take almost anyone not on that blacklist. It's not a complete list. But I feel like those were the main anons who tore the guild down. May have forgotten some people.
The bigger problem is who would really want to lead another /wpsg/ guild after FMC? And who would willingly join one? It's going to be the same retards again.
>>531389930I am not tho, I am saving myself for CHADQUEST OF ARYANZOTH
>>531431092They have this in Ascension somewhat every season when the AQ gates event starts. To farm the bosses spawning around Silithus it's mandatory PvP (not high risk, mind you, but there's also a separate layer for high risk) and it's pretty kino. Most of the people there for farming bosses are pure PvE specs so you can play a spec specifically made for something like BG PvP and absolutely murder entire raids of people at a time.
>>531432202He also tried to fuck the jewish goblin, but he was too broke.
>dogfucker is reading this thread right now and seething that people didn't fall for his selfposting tricks again and aren't kissing his puppyraping ass
>>531432214>The bigger problem is who would really want to lead another /wpsg/ guild after FMC? I would but I'm a zoomer who doesn't know enough about WoW. I think the only server I could actually lead a guild on is Ascension since it's the only server/iteration of the game I have any knowledge about raids/specs/etc on.
>>531432595>And you are?Yep. I am gonna undead paladin.
just need a guild i can raid and goon with
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(Epoch) Between Feral Aggresion, Thick Hide, Improved LOTP and Intensity, which ones are worth putting points into if you play both cat and bear?
Is Ferocious Bite even used when playing cat?
>a zoomer that knows everything about Ascension
What abomination is this?
After witnessing what this place is like for the past two weeks, i am not so sure i would want to have anything to do with any of you dumbass niggers on Epoch. You are all miserable because all you do all day everyday is sitting alone at home and bitching here.
>unc realizing zoomers are like 27 now
>>531433049Ascension is literally THE zoomer server unc
For me, it's <Soldiers of Fortune>
>>531433163sounds like team in SQUAD
not world of warcraft
>>531433163dogfucker guild
>>531432214What would a guild with Sylma Gargoth Elaynna Jib Torzag Zaptuah Gutulikafish Aoiyuki Telegethu Fuutank Telol Elicia Asalys look like?
Guys dont bully Sylma please
Sometimes, I still think about a panda named Pearl...
>>531433427>bi-weekly guildwide postraid swinger style gangbang >loot distributed by ERPDKP>Torzag, Telol, Zaptuah and Fuutank fighting each other on who gets to fuck Gutulikafish, Aoiyuki, Telegethu, Elicia and Asalys>Elaynna gets passed around in a circle>Gargoth and Sylma keeping it to themselves>Jib overlooked
>>531432957Feral Aggression is cheeks, tell the brownman to do it.
Thick hide is pretty 'meh' because of how direbear scales (not like, BAD but not good either).
Improved LotP sounds good in paper but in reality it is 0.6% of your total hp/s.
Intensity is actually pretty good because it gives rage when you are on the pull and more rage is always better.
What will the ERP meta be on Epoch? I am planning to go troll male, so I know it will be rape focused cross factionโฆ but relationship RP Horde-side seems like a weird concept.
femorc or femnelf hunter for erp purposes
>fucking dogs
seriously bruh why
>>531432214Thats almost the entire guild.
You: Femnelf Rogue
Me: Tauren Druid
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me and bro (male human warriors) showing up to pound noobs on epoch pvp
>>531435110>get kited and raped by a solo druidlmao
>leave 1 spot per raid classes like rogue and mage untouched
>nerf warlock
>even more retards flock to classes that are already overplayed
what did epoch devs mean by this?
>>531435484I just hope raid gear wonโt be so busted that itโs better than PVP gear. Itโs a hard knock life for rogues
>>531434612Hope you don't get insomnia and delay the server releasing until you get some sleep..
>>531435110>sheeps you>assrapes your friend while you sit in a hexcuck chair>you know what's coming for you
rogue warlock or undead pally
>>531436002Shaman or Warrior. You will play one of these or you will not get to raid.
>>531435995*bladestorms and faps*
take the thong out yo bussy, playa
>>531436285>speed reduced to 0sure showed him
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>>531436445you don't play the game
Should start a Forsaken Paladin guild
>>531436710Iโm a man and I speak English
>>531370591inscrรญbeme kek
project epoch is just a stopgap before turtlebians actually update the engine to a playable one.
I would join a la cruzada escarlata guild led by Elaynna and Asalys
I wan fwens for wowo wawa pochie...
>>531431749<LA CRUZADA ESCARLATA>
Say what you will of Elaynna but at least Elaynna never fucked a dog
>>531437741what about worgen men?
Do you guys think Shenna will ddos Epoch like xir did with other servers? I think yes
I want to smear my precum leaking cock all over Asalys' pink lips and have her suckle on the tip like a pacifier while she keeps doing her babyspeak about wowo wawa pochie.
>>531437827why risk the server reputation?
The trade off for playing a rogue was despite having no raid utility, you would be able to do a fuck load of damage and completely shit on people in PVP if you knew what you were doing. I feel like private servers donโt really get that. I genuinely donโt know why I would bring a rogue when a hybrid is more valuable.
>>531437827Vladimir from V+ tracked her down.
Epochud struck a deal with him.
>>531437827I think your crypto miner inside the Turtle client might just block you from accessing to Epoch
>>531438001Rogue is face roll there is nothing to "know"
>>531437772Weird but still men
>>531438127Not true. I can man-handle bad rogues oh my warrior, mage, and rogue.
>>531438165at what point does a worgen become more dog than man?
What am I going on the 'Poch? Warrior, of course.
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>>531438224Worgens are not DOGS. We are WOLVES.
>>531438373Shut up forever
>>531438430I will proceed to continue then.
>>531438779Don't be rude to Koto!
>>531436445hate to say it but warriors will rape everyone on epoch
>loony
Check
>Troony
Check
>Nonny
Check
>4channy
CHECK!!!
>>531438224In my opinion furry is borderline bestiality
But I would say the border is that they have a humanoid body and have human intelligence
If they have four legs and are going around barking that's a dog
Otherwise it's a werewolf and that's borderline
For me there's a difference between left and right (pic related) where one is still human enough and another is an animal
Elaynna fucked a wolfman
Sylma fucked a wolf
>>531437865googoogaagaa pochie wochie pweasy
>can't dual wield until 20
>talents for increasing offhand damage
>all you weapon skills scale with weapon damage anyway so you want a 2H
>can't even place traps in combat until the capstone at 40 minimum
turtle's survival hunter HAS to be a meme right?
>>531439612To Elaynna's credit they were not into dog penis and told Koto to not knot and have a human penis instead for their ERP which led to their breakup.
Sylma meanwhile owns a dog penis dildo in real life complete with a knot that he puts into his asshole.
Big difference.
>>531439658That's so funny Deca
>>531439819no no, it's uh...
I M M E R S I V E
yeah that's the word
>>531430642i do hope that we can beat patchwerk and raz at least someday
>>531439819Leveling as surv sounds like a meme because of all the shit you need to unlock before it operates at full steam but it's still more viable than any rogueshit spec at endgame.
we command this earth so we should get to depict ourselves as however we want
>>531439502*turns WM off*
gg ez
For me?
Undead paladin.
Racials?
Orc, because I eat so much orc pussy.
>>531440494>Undead paladinBased... I kneel my king... my brother
Why are EPOCH warriors complaining? Warrior were never that strong in tbc
Casters and hunters have better dps
Druid were better raid tanks thanks to their huge health pools. (I thing they struggled vs elemental damage though)
Paladins are better dungeon tanks with their insane aoe threat
Did epoch introduce any new nerfs?
>undead paladin
Played by white germanics
>Human paladin
Played by brown larinx amerimutts
Both are dysgenic neonazis
>>531440494S: FEMORC, FEMTROLL, FEMDWARF
A: FEMGOBLIN, FEMGNOME, FEMTAUREN
B: FEMUNDEAD, FEMNELF
C: FEMNELF, FEMHUMAN
D: FEMHELF
>>531440729Correct.
Fem helf tastes gamey and salty.
>>531440636>shit as DPS>shit as tank>but you get bladestorm! (on a PvE server)Gee I wonder why.
Warriors weren't bad DPS in TBC at all
>>531440564>>531440657Undead paladins will be the only true spiritual whites in the server. The aryan Solar spirit within a decaying world,Julius Evola talked about this....
Join <GODKINGS>, Project Epoch, male Paladins only, whisper Filthydrunk for invite
<Possum Pals> whisper Idaho on Epoch for an invite
>>531441839ay that looks kinda lit
>>531441237>Have to get ZG tigerIt's over, I'll never surf the Kali yuga
>>531441839Sounds kino.
We need this in the vvest.
Also add M+ (us asian insectoids love m+).
>>531441839>lets just release the exact same game over and over again but slightly tweaked each timethe fact that people pay this company is hilarious
>>531440843Blame tbc not epoch.
Rogues have it worse
Still torn between warrior (easy group spot) and warlock (easy raid slot).
Thing is both arms and fury have "fun" raid rotations but warlock is braindead.
Might go hunter instead for that sweet 150apm raid action
>>531441839>BlizzardDropped.
>>531441839>pay money to deal with bots, gold buying/selling, wow tokens, microtransactions, and tranny rules for a funserver that will have little support and never be balanced correctlyNo thanks
does turtle wow have server resets that deletes your characters? like stormforge?
>>531443026>blame TBC, not they guys who decided to use TBC for their classes and fixed only the specs they like
Deca....please tell Faralynn that I miss her
>>531432214anon this list makes you look bad
>>531442780You don't say!
Alright, K40 cleared, my time in Turtle is finished
Super hyped for POCHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAN THIS FUCKING SERVER STOP SHITTING ITSELF WHENEVER I TRY TO DO A DUNGEON
Which Anons are Confirmed for Epoch?
hello mister one pochie please
>>531450207Lemony
Ralphonso
Grubhub
Essaere
Peabody
Kfchick
Nickthenife
Glotto
>>531450207Jib
Elicia
Asalys
zaptuah
torzaggy
Elayanna (back from the south American server)
warhornsylmasharbull
lepisma
spellfiz
mura
that dude with multiple alts that never make it past 40 and smokes weed all day
filthy
belwynn
grud
truru (forgiven form)
dwaler
thurim
Therin
womansocks
Shrug
Honker
>>531450658I won't be playing epoch, this list is fake.
>>531450207Yeshoes is confirmed!
Bingwalling too!!
And yib!!!
And bearheart!!!
And sexo gm!!!
>Disengage
>Must be grounded
>Can only be used in combat
>Join a random BG on warmane cuz the normal dungeon takes hours to find a group
>slav nigger asks me to leave cuz i'm gonna make the team lose
correct me if i'm wrong but at least retail doesnt have niggers like this.
>>531440306*Pulls you up a cuckchair while you watch the world boss being killed by opposing faction cause you are a PvE baby*
>>531451286wbosses auto flag everyone
>>531451298doesnt matter, if you take vidya seriously (you) are the problem we could win or we could lose and that doesnt get decided in 1 sec of a bg.
>>531450207Himecut (currently in Heaven)
>>531450992>And sexo gm!!!Real?
>>531451681Don't ask me how I know you are absolutely dogshit at games and coping.
>>531451671same but tauren, vulpera and dracthyr
>>531451962did fish and sunethil break up
>>531451962If only fish was a healer this wouldn't be an issue
>>531451962lmao he teleported to tanaris in hope of stopping the cucking
>>531451810>zoomer so brainrotted that he thinks winning=having funsucks to be you, seems like you cant have fun without sweating your ass off.
and no i'm not dogshit at games in fact i'm better than you in singleplayer and multiplayer slop but you wouldnt understand since you just play competitive garbage.
>>531451962>Sune enjoying a threesome on the white beaches of Tanaris while Fish has to stay at homecruel
>>531452196>Sunethil immediately logs offOHNONONONONONO
>>531452202Go play 1v1 games instead of forcing 9+ to lose because you are addicted to eating shit.
>>531451962>>531452375What's our answer, sunethil team sisters?
>tirion is the only paladin who isnt a complete loser
>>531451962Fish, I invite your response?
i wanna play vanilla with pvp
i wanna play vanilla with pve
>>531453597sorry chud, zoomers aren't dumb enough to fall for pvp
i don't know why you all assume fish is trying to date sunethil
>>531441839What is primalwow.
What is plaguewood.
It's been done before.
>>531382546Heh, I used this for extra dps on bosses on Precision. I get aggro and the tank doesent aggro the mob fast enough so gets to me? Just bubble it off and let someone else deal with it. #Justpaladinthings
>i don't know why you all assume fish is trying to date sunethil
He isn't. Fish fell in love with Sunethil and got weirdly obsessive. Sunethil eventually told Fish they just wanted to be friends while ERPing with other anons in FMC. This was after Fish spent over a thousand gold on Sunethil's Sulfuras.
Tbh it was a dickmove from Sunethil. If I were him I'd at least give Fish a blowie for buying me dinner (Sulfuras).
>>531451671>TFW you have no horny tauren bull to smash your tight bussy with his throbbing stinky pole
Aleays played a tank in private servers for instant dungeon groups
How bad is the dps experience going to be on a fresh server?(Epoch)
I fon't mind subpar tanks but I keep habing flashbacks to vanilla wow (2005) tanks keyboard turning and struggling in 2traget pulls
>>531455301>flashbacks to vanilla wow (2005) tanks keyboard turning and struggling in 2traget pullsWe still have that in 2025 in FMC
>>531455301If you're horde theres gonna be a lot of UD paladins but most will be ret lol
If your alliance theres gonna be a lot of druids and shamans, shams can tank to 30 and most druids are feral so plenty of tanks
Seems like a lot of people are passing on warrior this time around so your guess is as good as mine
>>531454830Fish did the same thing to Aoiyuki
>>531455301Epoch promises to have nightmarishly difficult dungeons and raids, which means bad tanks will stand out even worse than usual.
>>531455787>Seems like a lot of people are passing on warrior this time>tbc talentsgee i wonder why
>>531455915>Hard leveling dungeonsFor what purpose?
Nobody is going to level in a healing/tank spec so if they actually go through with this people will just skip dungeons until they can star grinding brd
>>531456060I thought everyone loves playing fury warrior like it's the most fun spec and iteration of the class :((
stinky musky worgen males...
>>531455787>Shaman>TankingKekw
Nobody will tank until 30, you are in for the long run or you aren't .
WHOA
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>>531456060YEAH BUT.... BROSTORM!
THEY GOT BROSTORM BRO!
>>531456250in vanilla they do where they can press the same 3 buttons at once and parse top damage
>>531455787 you can group up crossfaction
>>531455301Tanks are always in demand because people refuse to tank no matter which class they're playing. Everyone was warrior in classic and everyone will be paladin on epoch but 99% of them won't tank.
which fmc member can i approach to be femdommed and findommed
>>531387317>I mean as contrarian as I am it is pretty immersive having special npcs, mobs and items that depend on the time of the dayAs a gamer, this kind of shit is retarded. "Sorry guys I can only raid at night".
>>531456335Blade storm or deathwish + 3/5 flurry?
+15%Attack speed on a slam build is basically +15% dps
I will be having pity sex with Fish today.
>>531456750I will parse trash every two minutes and there's nothing you can do about it
>>531456867make sure to link dps meter every trash pull too
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I will play mage and top parse on Epoch!
>>531456320>Being DP'd by tauren and worgen male
>>531456964I do this, trash is harder than most bosses anyways
>>531456774Post screenshots.
>>531396594>Pickles and Avanine not takenIt's free real estate.
Sunethil isnโt even that hot. Aoiyuki is better.
I will play rogue and bottom parse on Epoch!
>>531456581I though that was a retail mindset, I'll play warrior myself then
Farming dual spec is going to be a struggle
Or maybe I'll just level a warlock first and raid in greens since we're so rare
>>531457272Sunethil is better at ERP than Aoi
>>531456320This exact post, every single word precisely
Except put in well-groomed instead of stinky, perfumed instead of musky, and females instead of males
>>531448591[Kereno Teikoku (Kereno)] Loli Ecchi Gouhouka shita kedo Keikenhoufu na Shougakusei wa Kowai node Shisetsu no Youjo de Fudeoroshi shite Moraotto!!
>>531457180I still wonder whether you have to be decked out in at least greens of your level to be able to do low level dungeons or if the testers were just mouth breathers ignoring all mechanics
>>531457480a well-groomed well-trained pedigreed female worgen gf > a dirty male worgen mongrel mutt
the path of a ret chad awaits me on epoch
>>531457679By well-trained, you mean trained as a mage or priest or warrior or something, right...?
the path of a ret chud awaits me on epoch
>>531457784Obedience school. Graduated magna cumme laude.
>>531457781see
>>531427941>Im going to play what 80% of the server plays
>>531458000I guess that's better than nothing
Don't open this one
>>531457781wow this post really made
>>531457893 seethe
>>531457640Dungeoun groups failed all the time in vanilla because players were braindead or playing the wrong specs.
I hope having the rightgear and being competent is enough for leveling dungeons
>>531458375>Replying to yourself twice in a row
Holding hands paws with my female worgen gf.
Playing fetch with my female worgen gf.
Going for walkies with my female worgen gf.
Giving my female worgen gf healthy treats to reward good behavior.
Taking my female worgen gf to the doggy park.
Letting my female worgen gf sleep at the foot of my bed.
Telling my female worgen gf she's a good girl because she is.
evens gnome priest
odds nelf priest
>>531459289Go gnome, they're mich better for leveling and your cocksleve sized, imagine the erp
>>531450327>>531457114my femnelf looks and acts like this
>>531457640I strongly suspect it's due to braindead retards with no patience making stupid mistakes. Doing dungeons in vanilla generally required caution and awareness, managing CCs and watching for patrols and respawns. If you charge into the deadmines at level 17 and expect to mass pull and AOE your way through like in later expansions you deserve to fail.
im rolling hunter in epoch for sure, i want to have the easiest time levelling up
>>531459496i will make you my onahole if i see you
>>531459289>nelf priestBoring. Should have went gnome.
>>531460119why are you naked
>>531459645Note none of this matters if you are a pvmp god with a pvmp god grovp.
>>531460119Unequip your weapon. Do the rude emote. Really show off your ass.
>>531459645not sure what you're yapping about, just go in and kill the stuff, it's never been more than that
>>531460240I was attacked by a worgen
>>531460704There's 0 worgens in Westfall
>get friendzoned by aoi
>sperg out and ddos "her"
>pay for someone else's sulfuras
>get friendzoned by him
>get cucked on a daily basis
>reduced to masterlooting in raids
I thought getting friendzoned stopped being a thing in early 2010s, is Fish actually stupid? How do you sink this low with 0 self awareness? Block Sunethil and cut all communication and look for other people you gay ass nigga.
bros i'm actually ready to play epoch. don't agree with most of their changes yet I want to see how it all works out.
>>531460704How many times did that worgen cum inside you?
>>531461225Dwarf
Mage
Thighs
>>531461375what an amateur
>press polymorph
>press frostbolt on the other enemy
>win game
>>531461658sorry you're bad
>>531461225dwarf, hunter, a nice pair of thighs
>>531461406Do you prefer to be raped in the ass or in your cunt?
>>531461880Yes this is essentially it. This is too hard for many epoch beta testers. Rogue saps something, mage sheeps something, kill the other thing while keeping an eye behind you for adds. People have just been brain fried by RDF groups that don't even require that much of you.
>>531461894Sorry you're gay
I miss erping with Elaynna in /heals/ while he made AI images to go along with the erp
>>531389930If you don't like my posts why don't you just not read them?
>>531462554If only we had not been so mean to her...
sylma lost
gargoth lost
i won
>>531462930Never got the hate. Elaynna was fun.
asalys wont let me lvl with him on poochie because his other gay bf ''doesnt know me well enough" fuck you
>>531463073Because you never played with her in any meaningful way
>>531463216I will be leveling with asalys and elicia.
>>531463216based Elicia protecting her property
>>531463216i'll be duo leveling with my heterosexual lifepartner bro we gonna be killing horde like we in a cop buddy flick
>>531463073FMC 2.0 was fun.
oh ret pala just solos this
neat
file
md5: 79c6eaf073e877397bbae0ad369881f9
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looking for horde chuds aka brothers in crime to rape alliance sissies and steal their property on epoch, sometimes we will do traditional orc poetry contest (i'm male orc rogue btw)
>>531463395rolling tank/healer combo with my bro (we're straight)
matching names with my bro (we're straight)
watching movies with my bro while we quest (we're straight)
>>531463787i will be playing an ebonics speaking male orc warrior
Whats epoch stance on degenerate shit like mahes solo farming ZF or DM lashers farm?
>>531462930See you on pochie
>>531463216why don't you know him well enough?
>>531464314aoe cap on almost all spells
>>531464314There's an AOE cap, ten enemies I think? They said there are other changes to prevent it but I'm not sure what that would be. Maybe instance lockouts are different.
>>531462187Please don't say such things.
This isn't who you are.
aoe cap is fucking aids
if people want to cleave, let them cleave
>>531464387I hope so.
What are you thinking about playing?
>>531464387what are you playing?
>>531400431>Ranged attacksHunter loot
>>531464387please come back w/ your godly tanking and save us from having to endure nureinul <3 all of your haters left and we all still love you <3
world pvp doesn't work in a game with stealthies
>>531465070Forsaken? Human? Dwarf?
>13 signups for MC and BWL in 3 hours
FISH
WON
>>531465674Thing is we can clear MC with those numbers.
That's not the real Elaynna.
>>531465674If you do BWL first, I will probably come to MC (and SR bindings).
>>531466036bindings are hred to asa now
>>531466036bindings are HR'd to Asalys
>>531465830people never sign up for raids then show up anyway
if we had more people i could see splitting the 20 mans into 2 raids for more loot
>>531396030me, I need friends
NA
only play after 3pm PST thougheveralbeit
Dwarf enh sham
please add woggies in next op please please
How did he ever wrong any of you
>>531464462>>531464421Paladins reflect damage mainly so they won't care sbout the aoe cap.
I and i think wizards just brute force through that anyway