Thread 531395298

Bucky x Nat Edition

>News
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>Skins
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Iron Fist’s Binary Fist and Moon Knight’s Phoenix Knight skins: https://x.com/i/status/1934628159275614566

Invisible Woman and The Thing's Future Foundation skins: https://x.com/i/status/1932090456218726843

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Previously on /mrg/: >>531321589

nerf luna

Bucky. Good OP.

Peni Swimsuit Bikini soon, but the bikini is on sp//dr, not her

I play Luna Snow exclusively because I have AGP.

her

Them

>luna summer skin
>tummy barely visible
this skin department continues to fail in every way imaginable, its actually crazy.

>>531395401
didn't see this earlier, knew you'd appreciate the OP haha

>>531395548
>>531395572
>>531395592
>>531395602
>>531396401
Built for ___ _____ ____

>>531396401
You're appreciated, Sai-anon.

New thread smell

>>531396319
modders will take one for the team

>Luna's skin is part of a quick, easy to complete combat chest
>Everyone's pocket luna is gonna have her slutty ass out
genius move from netease, actually

>>531396640
>Didn't include the spiderman post
Wtf

When are they going to add Spiderman 2099(Daddy)?

Add Katie to Rivals, as an adult.

jihad upon ritualposters

>>531396886
>be Luna main
>see people wanting to try Luna because of this skin
>won't get to be a slut

spider nigger

Why did the devs censor Penis Force Namor with a shirt?

>>531397335
Hey that's what I say in my head when I see him in game
But I don't say it out loud!

>>531396785
it smells like shit now with your arrival

>>531396965
Never juan go away now

>>531396640
>didn’t include Bucky
wtf

Rocket needs more abilities.

Johnny's onahole
https://files.catbox.moe/pd5293.jpeg

>>531395298 (OP)
Wait, didn’t we just use this OP pic?

>>531398243
wrong. he's meant to be simple. he's the mercy of this game.

>>531396982
(But ideally the younger version)

>>531398364
If I had it my way he'd play more like Lucio.

>>531398534
For the sake of animal safety everywhere, everyone is glad you do not have (You)re way.

>>531398646
That was a forced seethe attempt even for you.

>>531398301
face looks weird

>>531396640
depends on which Psylocke we're talking about
>>531398328
nah it was different >>531051682

why does mag feel so bad to play

>>531399856
Idk

why does luna feel so bad to play

>>531400089
Because you can't aim

>>531399856
slow projectile heroes suck

why does

>>531399856
>>531400327
I should have added this season, I had a 60% WR with him in low eternity last season

>headshot a jeff who's at 20 hp
>doesn't die
>luna hit him and healed him for 150 hp

When are they nerfing healing? No really when are they nerfing it? They know it's a fucking problem they nerfed it on wolverine. When the fuck are they nerfing it for everyone else?

>use ult
>stopped by a fucking wall
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>531398301
Me as Luna

>>531401107
Phoenix?

Oh boy I just LOVE getting trash duelists in ranked....
>Play mostly tanks or healers depending on what the situation calls for
>Get paired with shit divers, and one trick ponies that refuse to adapt/switch it up when its not working
You know what I noticed most about crap Duelists? They don't play what the game calls for, they play their mains. DPS have the simplest role, yet arguably the most important, which in turn gives them an inflated ego. They kill, thats it. However said kills a lot of time are picking off what room tanks give them or something of the like. I'm half tempted to just get out of my comfort zone, instalock Punisher or Wanda or Namor and just say fuck it to get out of gold (just started)

Now that the dust has settled, the new klyntar map is bad

>>531397463
I love IIMA>I NЯOMOM's art

Wolverine players are seriously the biggest piles of shit to ever exist

>>531401845
autism

>>531401910
Why

>>531401792
Yea I'm hating these newer maps with a million openings and angles to go through and worry about

Where are the players?

>>531402146
Interesting how they're lying about the estimated queue time.

Why are we kidding ourselves. Wolverine has been Overpowered since season 0
now he's blatantly broken with the teamup

any time I soft carry on a tank there's always a wolverine player

the game blows becuase of this
zero balance leads to meta stagnation

>>531402091
>hold M1
>win every engagement

IM DA BEST XD

Every dps is actually a healer. Because every time I shoot someone their life always goes fucking up.

>>531401792
I think its good, vanguards actually have hard cover. Its way less team dependant

>>531402398
necros said wolv sucked season 0 and necros is never wrong

Luna snow's ass growth needs to be studied

>>531402398
Meanwhile
>play IW
>save my push exclusively for when Wolverine kidnaps my tank

we need more team-ups with storm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-FxmoVM7X4

>Play Emma
>Fighting for my life on the front line
>Not overextended
>Duelists can't aim for anyone low health or give me any sort of help
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

>>531402979
>growth
she's always had a perky ass like that

>>531401723
>gold
Then you must be a shit healers.
Most dps fights are decided by who have the better healers.

>>531402146
>worst balanced hero shooter ever made
>"why aren't people playing it?!?!?!?!"

>>531398019
He's on the beach!
>>531395401

>>531402146
>>531402259
Leave the queue if your queue time is way above the estimated queue time.
It's EOMM trying to find a loser team to make you lose.
I experimented and confirmed it myself.

>>531403431
needs an update with Emma and Jean

>>531403431
>peni
she can't stop moggin'

>>531402979
She's eating well

>>531403431
Galacta's flat ass because she spends her day sitting at her desk yelling to anons in mongolian forums

>>531403431
Outdated now, we need Emma, Jean and The Phoenix Force

>Black Widow is so fun hahaha
I don't believe you

luna snow made a pact with the DREAD DORMAMMU to make her ass grow

How can anyone complain about spiderman? He's so unbelievably dogshit.

>>531404048
He's just really fucking annoying to deal with. Even if he's shit, he's a gnat taking your attention away from better things. Either that or your teammate is playing him doing nothing

>>531399856
you suck at actually enabling and protecting your team, taking space, vanguarding in general

>>531401792
Playing that new map for the first time in ranked games was possibly the most asinine experience especially that one map with the egg in the center. Everything just feels super enclosed with a ton of chokes everywhere. Why do the symbiote bridges retract for no reason when I'm trying to cross why.
Just makes me miss Shin-Shibuya.

>Kills the post-game Lobby banter
LOOK GUYS LOOK THE NUMBERS GO UP
LOOK AT THE TASK YOU COMPLETED FOMO FOMO FOMO

>>531399856
He’s fucking boring, at least with his old team up he had other offensive options, getting rid of it was a mistake.

>>531404310
but my WR was 60% with him last season in low eternity lobbies. Its specifically this season he feels more team-dependant

>>531404197
I just don't get it. He flies in, does no damage, dies and then does it again in 8 seconds. He's nonstop free ult charge. People really just get upset that he's on their screen even though he does nothing.

>>531402146
Unironically in practice vs ai

Shh, Luna is lounging

>>531404680
prone bone animation when?

>>531404680
bad quality

>>531404680
Is she our Kiriko?

>be ultron, central park attack
>keeping everyone alive with dagger co-heal, but its a constant stalemate since no one is dying since dps aren't getting picks
>try to assist and focus where dps are targeting but can only do so much
>don't even get a single point on the objective, defense time
>"can you swap ultron isn't working out"
Do these retards really?

>>531405471
Post replay so we can see if what you're saying is true or if you're just a supportroon

>>531405446
This bitch is the game's OC and already has more story development than donut girl has ever got.

>>531405471
Because DPS are the main problem in this game and usually are fucking trash with main character syndrome

>>531405373
My tongue needs to be in her ass

>>531405946
I too want you to eat shit.

>>531403452
my favorite cope

>>531402416
If it makes you feel any better, I'm drunk while playing him. Though that might not make you feel better because you're going against someone who's not even trying and still losing. I fail to see how that would make you feel better. My bad

>>531406729
You just need a Storm fuckbuddy and your Wolverine simulation will be complete.

I can't deal with BP+Magik+Spidey. It doesn't matter which support character I pick. 3 divers is just too much. What the fuck is the counterplay to this shit? My dps can't hit them and my tanks are busy jerking off somewhere.

>>531404680
>>531405373

>>531406475
>my favorite cope
Ok, metal rank.
We can talk again when you're out of gold.

>>531403452
I just told you I started you moron. I've played 2 games so far this season

>>531407523
I like using MK because castin his ankh stuns characters out of whatever they are doing, even from their ults if you time it correctly (except things like luna, MK, etc). Ankh cancels the spidey swing and the bp dash, and i immexiately spam m2 + m1 into it and immediately bursts them. Magik is trickier due to portals but effective to stun and get the help of teammates to burst her

>>531407641
Literally me behind her

>>531407826
Doesn't matter if you just started or you're previously in eternity.
Fights in gold ranks are decided by who has the better healers.

>>531407669
I'm not the anon you were speaking to. I've just seen this cope way too many times, mostly from spiderman or Ironman mains who go negative and blame everyone else but themselves. I'll give you one thing though, there are many shitty support mains as Duelist. It's just that there are far more shitty duelist in the game.

I HATE SOLO TANKING
I HATE SOLO TANKING
I HATE SOLO TANKING
KILL ALL DPS PLAYERS

>>531404636
vs ai gives you a team of bots though. it's like 2 players max for me, rest are bots and will adjust to a 2-2-2

>>531408404
Stop tanking then. That's what I did

>>531408404
bro you are NOT needed just go dps or healer, stop trying to fill the scam role

Add Namorita

>>531408025
>Fights in gold ranks are decided by who has the better healers.
To carry shitty ass duelists? You just proved my point. But even then, you can heal all day, but if DPS isn't landing kills its all for nothing

>>531408428
>>531408518
YOU CANNOT WIN WITHOUT A TANK AND I HATE LOSING

>>531408404
Dps player here
Please continue being the teams designated bitch

>>531408518
BUT I MUST TAKE SPAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>531407523
You can't deal with it on your own. Your team HAS to go full peel until those characters fuck off/die.

>>531408572
You most definitely can win without a tank

>>531408632
there is plenty of space, just look at our player numbers LMAO

>>531408649
>yeah bro just work 300% harder for your wins

>>531408702
O O F
O
F

>>531408714
Sounds like that's what solo tanking is

>>531403291
Both get fucked by logan

>>531408649
The other team has to be really bad for this to happen.

>>531408816
No, solo tanking is 200% effort compared to duo tanking.

>>531408649
sure if the other team is as retarded as yours which rarely happens outside of quickplay/silver

>think about playing Marvel Rivals again
>Install it
>Hmm I should play one of the new heroes
>One-trick Peni Parker like usual
god her ass is so fat bros

>>531398301
>>531398565
based and TRVE
>>531404680
>>531405373
>>531407641
fire cock property

>>531408649
One time I played 2/2/2 against 0/3/3 on convergence (central park) and only got 60% of the capture point. I was certain that we were going to get stomped but in the second round we held them off with 0% capture progress and won the match.
tl;dr tanks are more important for attacking than defending

>a wanda just carried a team of glue eaters
>good ults
>deals with the fucking BP raping the retarded healers
>even has time to suck the enemy tanks after i tenderize them with emma BEAM

>>531406729
>I'm drunk
This checks out in a way you don't want it to

>>531408404
Thanks for being the cuck so I can have fun

Tanking is important. They take hits, and take space. Duelists are meant to take advantage of that

This season is absolute, unadulterated, pure agony.

>>531409112
How unhinged do you have to be to say dumbshit like this?

game needs lolis

aaaaand I'm out

>>531409423
You need to die.

>enemy team has 2 tanks and loki + luna
>my team has solo tank (me) and jeff + ultron
i'm tired

anybody else fap more than usual today

>>531408572
You can win without a tank. Your team just needs to know wtf angles are and work together.

Most retards play this game on auto pilot and just follow behind the tank like its an mmo.

>>531401792
funny how every map made after netease closed the US office has been complete and utter dogshit, lol!!

>>531409980
Just switch to 4th dps until one of them dwitches to tank. If they ask you why, just type in chat "3 equals 4"

>>531409731
Au contraire, hagfucker, you should die.

will DOOM fuck off or will Reed go full Maker/Council of Reeds on his ass?

>>531410049
I hate to be one of those guys but
>Leg turning blue because bands are too tight

You'd think that after Jeff messes his ult combo with the storm for the third time in a row, he'd try to push another fucking button to work the fourth time.

>>531407523
Yeah I think I'm done with this game. These flank characters are driving me insane

>>531409106
you cant even see it once you leave the menu

>>531409731
based

>>531409423
Based.

>>531409731
>>531410746
Cringe.

can someone explain to me why there are very few supports who can actually ult counter?

>>531410783
Kil. Yourself.

>>531410934
I'll do it if you do it first! Trust me.

>>531410928
in a game where people are picking 3/4 dps, you really think they could do something as complex as ult counter?

>>531410928
ME BORED
NEED PRESS BUTTON

>>531409731
Correct
>>531409423
Wrong

lolis would save marvel rivals

Strange is fun to play. And he will be even better in 3.5!

>>531410223
yea some of these cosplay girls are autistic about making their thighs bulge like that

>>531407523
>>531410291

Welcome to hero shooter balance Unironically
That class is meant to be weak to divers in order to "check" them and promote teamwork.
Yes its stupid and yes theres better ways of doing things.

>>531409423
sauce

i am fenix you are nothing
im almost lord today
i got in a car accident today
i won all my games today

>>531395592
>>531396401
A pleasant evening and/or morning to you, Sai-anon

>>531411564
got hit or hit someone?

>>531411794
He drove into a ditch

dive would be balanced in this game if literally all of their dashes were physically slower and didn't look like they're teleporting across your screen

>>531412079
But dive is already bad. It was bad last season too. How would nerfing it balance it?

>>531409731
Based and true

can't even play phoenix in ranked since apparently everyone has ptsd and hard focuses you before you can do anything

>>531405471
Ultron is a dps. You have 1 support and 3-4 dps.

>>531409731
Based and real

Has anyone seen a black widow get mvp? I'm pretty sure I only saw 3 widows get mvp and I was one of them just today

Have you guys ever watched a replay of what your team did in a match? I started doing this recently and I'm convinced support players are planted bots in some lobbies. Just watching some of these players makes me question whether or not Im smarter at critical thinking than 99% of the people on this planet.

>>531412856
Counterpoint, after the fact and in the moment thinking are not the same.
You SHOULD watch your replays to figure out what you did wrong though.

>>531411794
It was his fault, it was at a T and I was coming from the right turning down the T, a car had passed on my left so as I turned I couldn't see to my left immediately, and he was actually parked at the stop sign in the wrong lane so I hit him head on. He yelled at me a lot and tried to get me in trouble for not having my license or insurance on me, but the cop sided with me thankfully and he said he probably can't even take it to court. It was my first car to car accident ever, I'm pretty shaken up but at least I had good games today. I think he was trying to intimidate me into not calling the cops so he could just say whatever happened to the insurance company after, but he ended up scaring me a bit so I did call them and the cop said that was for the best. He didn't cite me for my license or anything either and he cited the other guy for lane usage or something and said the insurance companies would put him at fault so I guess I'm happy even though it was really awful.

Give the main 6 avengers from the first film a team up that let's them heal like the fantastic 4's team up

>>531413012
I do a lot fine, I rarely mess up. There's only so much you can do as a player before getting complete dead weight to sink the team.

why not add a role queue, what's the problem

>>531413450
that was a viable solution 3 months ago
but the moment they added ultron they embraced the brainrot.
Imagine having Adam/Ultron trying to heal 2 tanks and imagine ontop of that there's strong poke on the other team?rr

>>531413450
Because this isn't overwatch

>>531412856
Yes. 90% of players play like its an MMO. It's not just support players
>Brain off
>follow the tank
>no angles/high ground whatsoever
>crumble as soon as they get "Aggro"
>only shoot whats in front of them
>no target prioritization
>no accountability, just blaming the team for everything

This is why comms are just crap like "BUCKY BUCKY BUCKY HES 1! HES 1!". It's to get people to wake up and play the game instead of being on auto pilot.

>>531413579
The devs seem outright malicious when it comes to balancing the game. Everything they do is worse than before and sometimes feels almost spiteful.

>>531413450
game is not dead enough yet

solo q when?

>>531404416
Yeah this shit was a mistake, just make it something you can pull up on the end screen if you want to.

>>531404416
I have a genuine hatred for this shit. It's so fucking annoying

>>531413754
thats a shit comp
mag and a good hawkeye/hela will trash this shit

>>531413450
Devs want flexible comps. The problem is that people play the blame game.

>>531413450
>what's the problem
adam, mantis,jeff, ultron, you fucking imbecile

>>531413725
Because everyone sucks them off as “the devs that listen” for putting a bandaid on their own fuck ups.

>>531413910
>good hawkeye/hela

This applies to every comp in the game.

>>531404680
>>531405373
>oh jeff, come and get it...

>>531413946
just buff their heals no?

>>531409317
t. seething cuck fist main

>>531413754
they dont have frontline

>>531413946
>throw picks are bad
what's the problem lol

>>531414071
I'd much rather the other healers get nerfed instead.

>>531414069
you just know

Ultron is not a throw pick.

>>531413310
>Idiot yells at you for his own mistake and tries to make it all about something else to cover his own ass
Yeah your first accident will make you hyper aware of how stupid other people can be and the REAL danger they are to you. Don't let it take over, just realize unfortunately it's your responsibility to catch idiots before they do idiot things so they don't hit you.

Lucky break on not having your license and insurance.

>>531411564
learn english
>>531413386
sounds retarded

>>531409423
>>531411192
Good posts that triggered reddit

>>531414028
Nah a good psylocke counters the hh menace. Hela Hawkeye are especially good against tripple support, since they are easy pickings

Stop replying to yourself.

>>531412421
The struggle of being a good player playing good characters

i want them to buff thors survivability or just make him cc immune in awakened form or something
i would literally only play thor when this happens, please netease stop raping tankchuds

>>531414282
>nigger posting nigger images accusing someone of redditposting
ironic

The better summer luna

>>531414616
Isn't it silly Wolverine has better CC than Thor?

>>531414616
>just make him cc immune in awakened form or something
that'd be op as fuck

>>531414616
You're a fat duelist, deal with it.

>>531408404
The best part about solo tanking Peni is that people will go out of their way to say "guys solo peni won't work" and proceed to give me a second tank.

>>531413910
>>531414104
They were running thing before they switched to that last minute because they were getting countered its not about the comp its about the fact that all 6 of them were tryharding on lords while being extremely coordinated

>>531410049
sauce?

why do people here get so riled up when you call your teammates dogshit?
adam was 0/7
what am I supposed to do? carry him? he probably cant even wipe his own ass irl.

or is it my fault that a black widow from last match went 8/11?
no anons, stop with the bullshit goalpost moving and disengenious arguments, its really faggy, you cannot carry genuinely bad players. There's times when you get teammates who are so inconsistent, so unapologetically selfish in the way they play, so bad that its impossible to move the needle especially if the other team figure out youre softcarry.

>>531414739
Wolverine has better 'everything' than Thor. It is incredibly amusing to me, the sheer difference in value some characters have in this unbalanced piece of shit game

>>531414720
Remove the frost/ice shit on her skin

>>531401723
>no game where you can fly around as starro
sucks

>>531415082
At the end of the day you're in the same elo

>>531415082
>what am I supposed to do? carry him?
Peel for him, try to corral someone to help his ass, attempt to coordinate with the other retards on your team, even try to convince him to adjust his gameplan by playing pattycakes with another strategist.
You remember this is a team game, right?

>Lowest kill participation player starts blaming everyone else for the loss
Why is this always the case?

>>531415262
thats not even how that works.

>>531414616
They need to just change him back, they should just reduce the cooldown on lightning realm to 6 seconds if they want him to spam awakening.

>>531415262
valid if the niggerchinks stop resetting my rank. was already comfy in diamond now i get to play with absolute retards while going against former GMs.

>>531410049
Her poor leg that thing is dying for air lmao

>>531415128
Gonna main Widow just out of spite of game balance

Sex with Thor

>>531415379
Get a high elo player in your lobbies he will win 90% of the games. You can sniff copium however you want, but the truth is the only thing you control in this game, in team games in general is your own skill level and attitude
>>531415405
They reset it for everyone though..

>>531414710
It’s a meme you dip

>>531415571
the higher your elo the more likely youre placed with shitters. This happens in destiny, halo, cod.

You dont even understand why people hate modern matchmaking

>>531414829
Eddie… go easy on her tight nip cuncun…

>>531415639
>destiny
The good old days of crying over strict SBMM

>>531415639
>the higher your elo the more likely youre placed with shitters. This happens in destiny, halo, cod.
Reached celestial in 2.5 the games were very competitive and even. Haven't played these console boomer games

>>531415492
Imaging grabbing it while he drives

>>531415639
I got bored and tested that theory. Made a new account and purposely did as terrible as possible in all my games.

Nothing changed. My teammates still sucked and they didn't just give me teammates who would carry. AFter I got bored the only thing I noticed is it was very easy to kill everyone if I actually tried. Even that only lasted for ~3 games and matchmaking caught on.

I want to fuck her ear

>>531415571
>>531415639
Makes sense, sometimes you quite literally cannot carry someone

>>531414742
He's a literal god, I don't understand why we got the depressed alcoholic version of him
I wish they buffed the heroes that are actually strong in universe, imagine a prime hulk, a spiderman that didn't pull punches, instead we got some gimped heroes

>>531416017
You’re weird
>>531415697
It isn’t

oh my god guys why does my invis woman only have 10k healing and a score of 3/5/9 in a game where our team got stomped? what da heck?

>>531416213
and you get stomped because....?

>>531416063
Sometimes when I'm getting dove a lot as healer I'll go IW, , stay invisible until the divers dive my teammates instead, save them ass, then immideatly go back to being invisible.
I won't have nearly as much healing as your average healer, but I'm not dead and didn't need a peel all game long.

>>531416163
>I wish they did away with balance for the sake of character accuracy
It’s a nice thought but not a realistic one I’m afraid

>>531416273
the 4-11 hela and useless jeff would be my guess

the coach cannot be stopped

>>531416319
that match? there were no divers.
The invis ulted two times
not once in the first round
he never ult countered a psylocke

>>531416389
No not that match. That was just a bad IW.
I was just talking about what I do.

>>531416213
*spanks your ass in front of /mrg/*

>>531416327
wolverine

>>531416541
Not very accurate believe it or not

>>531416615
they should buff wolverine then

>>531414616
they should revert his hammer throw to be on the same cooldown as the dash, but make it do more damage and generate more overshield
then make his bubble work like winston's shield instead of the damage/slow effect (and make it bigger obviously)
then he might actually function like a vanguard

>>531416163
>I wish they buffed the heroes that are actually strong in universe, imagine a prime hulk, a spiderman that didn't pull punches, instead we got some gimped heroes

The game your imagining would be fun. But some character would literally be unplayable like wido-

>>531416163
All of those would one-shot C&D and most other healers. Why even play a PvP heroshooter, just go play a single player game where you can live you power fantasy.

>>531408649
You cannot. While we're on that point you can't play both venom and cap faggots there's no frontline if its practically a part the enemy team's backline

>>531416528
what da heck?

>Be psychic
>Still miss shots

>Be Hawkeye
>Only actually Hawkeye during his ultimate

>>531416903
hawkeye is hawkeye when he uses his bomb arrows and he never uses them lol
the chinks wanted their hanzo and that's what we got

list of neanderthal retard characters that combine low skill floor with high reward.

>wolverine
>magik
>bucky
>spiderman
>black panther
>punisher
>dr. strange
>emma
>rocket
>iron man

crazy how most of these are top tier characters too. being good with loki requires more game sense and skill than all of these braindead nogbrained characters combined.

now that we're 7 months into this game it just feels like whichever team gets the inters basically lose.
getting a rocket who drops his ultimate further away from our team into an enemy frontline is so hilariously grim to me.

I could have sworn the players were better season 0.

>>531416017
Based

>>531417093
>being good with loki requires more game sense and skill than all of these braindead nogbrained characters combined.
nigga please you get ult every 20 seconds for existing

anyone have that chart of the marvel boys and how many relationships theyve had?

>>531417068
What, it's right there as his other weapon. Only shit Hawkeye forget that they have a shotgun that does almost the same damage as a full charge body shot if he hits the enemy feet with it when they try and dice him.

>>531417408
Ai sloppa is so good

>>531417093
Yeah, I think Strange needs a buff.

I really wish they would ban the porn spam off this shit
its the most obnxious way to bump the general with meaningless shit and hide the actual discussion. its worse than /qa/

>>531416791
Black panther one shots supports with his all in, why do some characters get to be broken?

>>531417093
>spiderman
>low skill high reward
Are you mentally ill? He's high skill low reward. If youre anything less but an absolute God at hitting all your shots, youre just going to leave even 250hp heroes at 95% health. You need 100%.

>>531415492
Bros where is his bulge?

>>531418052
Inside of your momma

>>531417708
The entire boomer population of TF2 players who regularly deal with Spy oneshots laughs in your complaints about BP.

>>531417571
Think you just explained why no one uses it lol

They tricked me for a minute with the little key chain grinding thing but I wont fall for it again. High skill cooperative players who just want to have a good time with people online stick to the bot mode.

>>531418373
lol what do you mean retard? everyone bitches about it him because of that.
and it doesn't help that the devs were cunts about it

>>531418373
Yeah no one has ever bitched about face stabs

>>531418476
anon you earn points fighting bots come the swimsuit update.

No lord progress filters me

>>531418696
Yeah that part sucks and then people whined about lord farming in doom match so they nerfed it like lord actually matters.

black panther needs to get the jeff treatment

>>531418696
That will be nice.

>finally get a meta healer
>dude drops the ball so hard we basically play worse than if we didnt have a second healer

god damn why does this happen so much

>>531417706
What spam are you on about retard, I see discussion happening fine. Official swimsuits just got shown off for this game so of course this place is a bit hornier than usual. Have you considered goin somewhere else meanwhile if your post isn't getting all the (You)s you wanted?

black panther needs to get the george floyd treatment

>>531418152
Can my momma please leave some for the rest of us

>>531419013
But you all clapped when they took Emma 2nd grab away?!

>>531419101
you wouldn't land a grab on a good bp anyway unless you got lucky

>>531419013
needs a slower dash and/or remove the wall climb

>>531419201
Thats why 2 chances were nice. Not like I could kill combo him pre nerf either.

>>531419013
Gamers sure are racist huh

>>531419101
emma and bp are both faggot tier characters

after finishing a session playing this game where i'm 9 losses deep, deranked into diamond, i have to then try not to scream at the top of my lungs as i join my parents at the dinner table. i think of all the ways i'd like to torture the useless jeffs i had on my team as i eat my mashed potato and veggies.

>>531419319
Silence nigger you cant even react to a black panther combo if you play a 250 hp character
Typical nigger gameplay, no skill expression either just donwload macros to turn faster
Emma is strong but honest, don't let her stack 100 charge, don't ignore her crystal, be wary of her diamond form, seek cover in his ultimate.
God i hate niggers so much

>>531419528
I play hulk and strange
your emma faggot character is the last thing from honest
faggot

>>531419357
>why didnt carry those jeffs

>>531419319
Emma doesn't need to exist in a world where BP is actually checked. But here we are and now look whose going unchecked

>>531419357
I never tilt until I get the jeff/adam OTP. I literally hate all of them except for one jeff that only types his name after they win and is actually good. I will try and work around them until its obvious we dont have a win con until they switch. Then I call them slurs but they all have comms turned off since S0

>>531419598
>Hulk n Strange player
>Complaining about Emma
what level of retardation is this?

>>531419201
>>531419314
Kick spam him, if knocks him out of the dash and he is helpless without resets. Then you grab and finish him off.

>>531419759
>why is the tank player complaining about the tank that counters half of the tanks in the game
gee man I dunno

>>531419759
>Emma not cucking those vanguards
Next you'll say Thor into Emma is good

>>531419598
Just pick emma and diff the enemy you fucking retard
>>531419793
Im in the frontline farming charge i don't want to chase niggers around the backline

>>531419759
Emma dogwalks half of the already small tank roster though

>>531419829
>Emma counters half the tanks in the game
Oh so your an actual shitter.

>>531419856
>Next you'll say Thor into Emma is good
No I won't because theres not a thing Emma can do to stop a Thor from fucking her team up.

@531420141
Too obvious of a bait
Seek attention from your parents instead

>>531420141
if you lose to thor as fucking emma of all characters you have actual braindamage and is boosted by emma being op
i don't make the rules

>>531420139
>Emma dogwalks half of the already small tank roster though
You have 0 business having a pissing contest in the front lines in the first place as half the tank roster.
No seriously wtf are you people doing with Hulk, Cap, Venom, Thor in the frontlines?
You can say Strange struggles against Emma and thats about it. Diamond form is easily baited

>>531419357
His rework was a monkeys paw they feel like they're in good company now

>>531420359
No one said anything about losing to Thor as Emma.
Again she literally can't stop a Thor from fucking her team.

>bait someone into saying a slur
>report them
>they get banned
lol

i cant play this game normally
i just nitpick every single person's retarded ass play, positioning, skill
its horrible

OH MY FUCKING GOD I GET IT I killed you or set up mines or whatever fuck off you don't need to chase me and solo ult me the entire game. Every game no matter the role there's always some fag taking a personal grievance with me because I dared to do my job slightly too well.

So... DC collab when?

>>531419598
>I'm a teamup bot/retard that refuses to read patch notes and I HATE when a tank actually has impact on the game

>>531420891
When you kill yourself.

>ask retard MK with no value to swap
>...
>ask again after he missed a fucking MK ult
>faggot miraculously swaps to third healer
>we got second point
>pushed past the goal of like 5m away from third point
>win
it's that easy

>>531421169
What do you gain about of being nasty to random strangers online?

>>531421318
What do you gain from spamming the same Raven pic weve all seen before in a thread that has nothing to do with it?

>>531419856
I did. Thor can Awakening Bot (which is basically just fully charged Emma)Emma down if they start out far enough and he just kites Emma while giving up a littlee space.

Cause Thor is a fat DPS in the truest sense, he is better off hunting squishes than fighting Emma head on but he definitely doesn't care if she tries to waddle towards him and intercept him if he is paying attention, One ledge is all he needs.

>>531420891
sexy raven never ever

man fuck this
you are unironically from reddit or a transgender person if you think adam warlock being negative isn't counter intuitive to his character
if youre not gonna heal you better kill people otherwise its pointless.
so many noobs play these dumbass heroes

>>531420890
the solo ults are weird but focusing peni to farm ult every 20 seconds is legit, with the bonus of her fuckhuge head hitbox making her explode if her healers look away for more than 5ms

>>531421359
You're thinking of someone else because that's the first time I've posted it. Nonetheless, I don't see why this would upset you so much.

>>531421369
Finally someone that plays Thor and knows what they're talking about

>>531421467
>that's the first time I've posted it.
You didnt even change your filename from last time you twat

oh its the weirdo who spends his whole life in this gen and keeps tabs on people lol

I appreciate the waifufags that have the decency to at least spam real art instead of generic AIslop.

>>531421467
We like Raven and just want more art of her. Duh

>>531421651
If thats what you wanna call having a working memory.

>>531421596
Wasn't me. You do know that filenames are saved too when you save an image, right?

I just wanna play heroes that look cool.

>>531421745
You cant be this retarded.

>If thats what you wanna call having a working memory.
nigga you've literally done this before to other anons. it's sad how perma online you are that you monitor peoples posting habits like this on an anonymous imageboard.

You mean like what youre literally doing right now :)

>>531421873
>no argument
>ad hom
I accept your concession.

>>531421467
>>531421745
>this nigga really thought we were gonna believe this alibi

>>531421651
Coping about being easily noticed

>>531422015
"The filename doesnt change when you save an image" is the exact opposite of an argument. That's flat out wrong.

>>531421946
i don't go into archives to look for receipts from days ago like you because i could not be fucked. you're a weird kid.

>>531422147
You sure dont, but you do act like someone noticing the exact same Raven post as before must be some kind of boogieman, which is far stupider than someone clicking the archive button.

>>531396640
BBC

season one cap was something else

>>531422120
It's not wrong? Are you baiting?

>>531396982
This and they give her dialogue with Punisher about how she likes to lobotomize pedos with her powers.

>>531422376
durp
This look like the same filename as >>531420891 to you?

i don't think netease realizes how much money they are going to print off these skins

why bother doing good in this game when the game will just match you with shitters to carry everytime
it's probably better to just be mediocore so you're not put with legitimate braindead specimens

>>531422519
I think they know exactly how retarded and lonely the average player is. That's why they made it in the first place.

>>531422523
I am the braindead retard, now carry me faggot.

>>531422464
Ah, you are baiting. Got it. Here's your (You) ;)

it's funny how
>stop spamming this pic

got a myriad of samefagging responses like
>I don't know what you're saying this is my first time
>saving images will copy the same filename
>erm ad hominem you lose I win
>stop looking into archives I'm not weird you are
>bro I totally swear it saves the exact filename too
>haha youre a troll 100% here's your (You) haha I still win

and none of them are true, aislop faggots really are a blight on humanity

>this level of seething
seems the aislop fags won and you lost

Thing in a thong... Loki with a bulge... Why is Marvel Rivals becoming as woke as Overwatch?

>>531409423
You need professional help before you escalate to harming real children.

>smurf on my team
>know it's going to be a waste of 10 mins while this faggot kills everyone
>leave the game and force him to requeue
faggots

>>531422915
(You)

>>531422915
We just need to rangeban india

>>531423114
There hasn't been a Black Widow skin in a hot minute.

hope the suicide nets at netease hq fail

So, Raven when?

>>531423415
She fucks animals

>>531423415
DC will never get a slice of the Rivals pie

>>531423415
Fortunately, never.

Is Rivals getting the pie though?

>>531423415
aislop wins

>>531410783
There is literally nothing more cringe than a pedo. Not even Sonic mpreg fanart.

>>531422597
Like you!

>>531424106
No

>first ranked games of the season
this is painful, I keep forgetting you are supposed to wait a bit before going to the next game or else you're gonna get the same team

I genuinely can't tell if I die at tank because I suck or because my teammates are all cowards that refuse to push up with me

>>531424197
it can be DPS diff too, if you are getting melted as tank it means the enemy team is getting no pressure from yours so they can focus on fucking you up.

>>531421596
It's a randomized filename, dumbass, it comes with your 4chan

>>531424579
Which makes it funny that it wasnt randomized when he saved it and it's the same as before, dumbass.

>anon doesnt know how to turn off randomized filenames
cute newfag or retarded boomer

>>531424846
He didnt even know they change in the first place period or he wouldve already lied and said he got an extension.

>>531424846
Turning off randomized filenames is a form of avatarfagging

This Phoenix ult is bretty gud. If I get caught out of position I just get a full heal and 5 seconds of invulnerability followed by a nuke.

>>531425321
she literally has an omnidirectional instantaneous dash and flight, how are you putting yourself in a bad position?

>>531425514
Playing aggressively of course. Dont bully me.

I don't get it, is there a Discord server of aisloppa faggots coordinated on this general or what

Melee Jean

>>531425771
Yeah nigga we're like a cult and we're gonna touch you

>>531426149
Crazy deja vu rn

>AI sloppa In my general?
>I'm HULKING OUT
I don't see what the big deal is

>>531425771
its just jeets spamming this low effort shit

>>531425771
>>531426314
It's funny how AI fags literally act the same in every general. Like a hivemind of cockroaches.

>>531426458
It's because faggots like you piss and shit your pants whenever you see an AI image. You're easily baited.

>>531426531
His next line is calling you a jeet/retard

>>531426531
I don't think so saar, you pajeets spam these images in every general all day every day even if you get no replies. You just do it for the thrill of it. I guess shitting in the streets gets boring.

>>531426673
Oh fuck lmao

Stop replying to yourself.

>>531426673
>>531426732
poetry

>>531426673
>>531426732
Kek>>531426789

Are you all really so bad at the game you can't just play it instead of getting into autistic arguments all day

>>531426789
>>531426834
>act brown
>wtf why did people call me brown
A curious mystery indeed.

What are some skin concepts for Ultron?
Could Swimsuit Ultron work?

>implying americans arent the ones spamming ai slop on 4chan
this game isnt even popular among jeets, why do you project?

>>531427101
Fem Ultron

>>531427115
Americans should be asleep right now.
>t. American who should be asleep right now.

>>531427101
There's green Ultron, Red Ultron, Pink Ultroon, Grey Ultron, White Ultron, Gold Ultron, blue Ultron, etc etc
He can have as much new skins as there is colors.

>>531427136
>t. Jason Loo

>>531427115
>jeet hours
>sloppa in every general
truly a mystery

>>531426531
People don't like things that suck, more news at 11:00.

>>531427204
I'm sure there's more of us around
>>531427671
not sure if it's the same guy but the slopfag who keeps making /mrg/ threads (you know the one) is always active in American hours. and this raven guy's images look the same, so I have to assume it's the same guy just realllyyy awake past his bedtime

>>531427819
If you can't stop yourself from shitting your pants at the sight of an AI image, you're a retard. More news at 11.

>>531428073
People can call you a loser or Indian without shitting their pants. Not everyone is incontinent like you.

>>531427101
Ashura Ultron

>stop posting aislop retards
>HAHA YOU ARE SHITTING YOUR PANTS YOU COWER BEFORE OUR MIGHT

>>531427101
Or Infinity Stones Ultron

>>531428519
a single ai image was posted and now you and the other retards are pissing and shitting.

Speedo Loki is great but Lady Loki when

>>531428658
Too progressive to have a trans woman in a Chinese game

>>531428764
But magik is in the game

I didn't think about it until now, but it's kind of crazy that the little pajeet girl and Captain Marvel were not in the base roster with how much Marvel tried to push these characters for years prior to this game, kek

Whose the top 3 WORST heroes? I'm gonna main one of them

AHHHH
SEX WITH NATASHA
SEX WITH TANDY
SEX WITH EMMA
SEX WITH HELA
SEX WITH SUE
SEX WITH JEAN
SEX WITH SEOL
SEX WITH ILLYANA
SEX WITH MANTIS
SEX WITH SAI
SEX WITH WANDA
SEX WITH DOREEN
SEX WITH ORORO

>>531430665
:^))

>>531430654
>little pajeet girl and Captain Marvel were not in the base roster
Good, I hope it stays that way

>Don't play for two months
>Come back in Silver
>5 matches in a row the DPS players refuse to shoot an Iron Man floating in the middle of the open
How has the playerbase gotten worse

>>531430769
Luna and Groot being that low tells me everything

>>531430769
>Groot low
What have I missed

>>531430850
Nothing

>>531430769
>43% win rate
Why the fuck does Johnny keep getting banned?

>the fun from season zero will never comeback
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP3rDP02lE0

Guys I have an important lore question
Is Psylocke shaved?

>>531431035
Now if we look at real numbers...

reminder that if you play luna, you're telling everyone that you're either a femoid or a fag

>>531428658
I doubt the Chinese want to touch the powder keg that is female Loki. Not only would it probably go against their societal values, but from a purely technical aspect, making a female version of a male character would be a needless amount of work.

>>531430798
Trade off is that we'll cram all the unknown Kpop and Chink Nepos and their skins down your throat.

>>531430798
I wouldn't mind Carol becoming a Vanguard for a few reasons
>I'm a Tank Main
>I trust Netease to make her sexy as fuck
>They will 100% give her the leotard as her first alt skin
>Her power set has enough broad range that they could get creative with it

If it were a western dev studio, then yeah, I get you.
Could Netease do Kamala right? I don't care. She's just annoying and lame from the ground up.

>>531431485
I'll take that literal who hottie over Ms Marvel any day.

>>531424135
Yep

>>531431315
Loki is already a twinkie boi. Lady Loki with a puffier coat would end up looking the same size as him with hitbox and all.

>>531431485
Honestly pretty based of them to do that

>>531431485
Aero seems cool to me but Storm kinda already does what she does, I doubt she's getting in.
>>531431724
They'd still have to hire a new VA and have them rerecord a ton of lines. They wouldn't even break even doing that for one skin.

>>531431724
That's not taking into account stuff like animations or emotes or voicelines.

>>531431579
Ah but here's the trick. VA do voice work in bulk so if they get the next newest non-union VA to also voice another skin, it can end up cheap enough to justify selling a gender bender skin at a higher rarity than Legendary.
Did you know that the VA for Phoenix is also Knull's slut sword and Blade's VA is doing Knull?

>>531432132
>Knull's slut sword
What?

>>531431972
Have you seen a single animation or emote from Loki that isn't full of faggotry and sass? It's Lady Loki and fit her fine, not Sylvie a head shorter.

Loki is a young master

>Be healer
>Enemy team is Cap, Iron Fist, and Spiderman

No wonder no one likes this class

>>531432272
https://youtu.be/fi6_qdvcQuQ?si=FbPtfHYECmiqU6qJ
Venom's mom and yandere for Knull.

>>531432412
hnng I'm hard for a sword

How is this fair? Qp is rigged af.

This lore sure is something

If your heal 100k is at
>4/4 repeats
Masculine, nothing to worry about
>3/4
Bit fruity, might be fine
>2/4
I bet you really like getting upvotes while playing cute girls don't you
>1/4
Probably has ERP'd with more than one tank or DPS
>0/4
Favourite colour for panties?

>>531432286
This game doesn't even have cameltoes. Only bulges.

>>531432412
Laura Bailey?

>>531430654
>>531430798
hate to burst your bubbles sadly but Carol's been in the leaks for some time, Kamala I reckon was left out due to being too similar to Reed
>>531431507
I agree about Carol, she could be a cool tank that's either ranged or flying or both, and Netease hasn't missed with their blonde women so far. Kamala could be cool in theory but again, I don't know how they could differentiate her from Reed.

>>531432412
I wish I had an All-black gf

>>531433134
>hate to burst your bubbles
Can you read mf? I said in the base roster, retard.

>>531432612
I've won so many 1%, those stats are bullshit btw
It only matters in ranked but even then it still depends on how well you and your teammates are playing in that match

>>531432925
Hate niggers

>>531432925
>Your boy Blade

>>531431968
Its more profitable since I think they hold the IP rights to those they created a decade ago so they don't have to pay a cut to Disney for any comic/MCU skins. They already crammed in Johnny and Phoenix as fire elementals so they'll probably design Aero different enough from Storm, as a proper flying strategist for example.

Her and Luna's teammate got datamined so they probably make a full AoA team after the third fricking Xman team.

It's insane that panther is even allowed to exist in his current state, he needs a rework so fucking bad.

>>531432925
I think I actually hate Blade.

thoughts on the wolv nerf?

>>531433554
he is either dysfunctional or runs a lobby. Netease should've thrown the towel and just make him fully genji already

>>531433787
Not much of one but under some circumstances it might make the difference between life and death? I think that's a 10-15% nerf depending which vanguard he's molesting, but he's still at nearly 200DPS

>>531432925
why does he speal like the typical ghetto negro? where is wesley snipes house negro blade?

man I cant wait to see luna/loki parading around almost nude every match with 6x bulge lokis on the field and then 4x lunas putting on a show with their cheeks out haha I love this childrens superhero game

>>531434035
And the thing is nothing short of a rework can fix it, like yeah you can make his spear probably not have the size of a nuclear bomb but there simply shouldn't be any DPS that can just oneshot with zero recourse no matter how epik big plays and how fast you have to turn your mouse around.

>>531422519
i can't bring myself to play luna snow, invisible women, or cloak & dagger
can you imagine a grown adult man playing those heroes? i don't disrespect anyone who does it's just not for me. w faps though

>>531434514
Would twerking venom emote exist without this animator?

>>531434514
I want to have threesome with luna snow and loki who is shape-shifting into luna snow and make both pregnant

>>531434868
>can you imagine a grown adult man playing those heroes?
that's what makes it hot. imagine being such a pathetic failed male to play those heroes.

>>531434868
you are overthinking things.

>>531434868
I just play whoever gets my missions done.

How does she do it?

>>531434868
sounds like closet talk to me

I swear to god I have pretty decent aim in CSGO but aiming in this game is IMPOSSIBLE. Jean's gun hitbox is literally one pixel wide, every single fucking support in this game is so stupidly thin it's like trying to hit a needle. Then there's the fact that the hitbox depends on animation so if somebody is say, raising their shoulder then you will hit the shoulder instead of the head.
And then hitreg is just fucking wonky. I swear I see SO MANY SHOTS that are VISUALLY going through the Mantis or the Luna but for some reason do not register
And don't even get me into how if your opponent is moving right you need to aim ahead of them and if they're moving left you have to aim at them because of the offset due to the camera. It's so fucking irritating holy shit, why did they make one of my favourite marvel characters a hitscan.

>>531435268
ok imagine your mom & dad walk in and watch you play marvel rivals
and you're playing luna snow with her ass out in the bikini skin, they're gonna think you're a gooner and probably think less of you
>>531435427
do gay men play these heroes? i know they play witch lol

>>531434710
I will say it is not really the oneshot combo that I mind, as much as it is how it is done, and how overly relient he is on that gimmick. Look at magik, she has borderline the same kill threat, and with way more utility post dive. However her oneshot is telegraphed, and slower making hitting CC easier, in turn she has tools to bait those, making it a much more dynamic and skill expressive for both sides. Panther runs away like a bitch everytime

Loki is factually THE best hero in the game.

>>531435503
just play hela, headshots are hard to hit though, i was a csgo chad once upon a time
the hitboxes are small as fuck, i wonder if its possible to play stretched res

It's not that SG is good now. It's that maps actually have some tight choke points

>>531435721
both klyntar maps, last point on arrako, some parts of yggsgard are excellent maps to farm on as squirt girl

>>531435503
You're not alone. Everything you said perfectly sums up all of my complaints. I feel seen and heard.
It's the one thing that makes me start thinking about overwatch again cause at least my aim felt more true in that one.
Seeing my crosshair directly on top of someone and no hit being registered is so fucking enraging holy shit. Then you die and watch the kill cam and this dude is hitting shots on you while shooting the air 20 ft away. Very cool.

>>531435569
Yeah Magik is the one well designed melee DPS. Panther is just do spear memes if it works nice if not run away again. Extremely boring, annoying to play for opponents, and broken to boot. Prime target for a rework honestly.

So you guys are telling me you can actually aim and hit Iron Fist jumping all over your screen when he's punching you?

>>531436097
>Magik is the one well designed melee DPS
I'm NTA and I didn't read what you guys were talking about. But I cannot agree with this statement.

No hero that gets invulnerability is well designed.

>>531435539
>they're gonna think you're a gooner and probably think less of you
>our straight son likes looking at chicks in bikini?? oh no!!!

>>531436246
Invulnerability in a game with this much CC is inoffensive when it locks you out of doing damage yourself, and moves you in a pre-planned direction.

>thor beach skin
>loki beach skin
>no hela beach skin

what gives?
give her a wide brimmed summer hat for her crown and use her hair or a beach towel as a cape is you must given both are technically gameplay mechanics

>>531436098
When he does his fast punch ora ora mode he moves at you in a straight line pretty much, he's easy to hit then.

>>531435917
Yeah I thought it was just a skill issue on my part but honestly I' never had so many problems aiming as I have in this game. Making characters that revolve around hitscan in a game with such dogshit hitreg is shocking but I mean this is a shop masquerading as a game, the gameplay is pretty unimportant.
It's still annoying as fuck because I like Phoenix. And I conceptually like her kit if aiming wasn't such a pain in the dick.

>>531436559
you're right, if you were playing squirrel girl they'd respect you and you'd gain infinite aura

>>531436616
She's getting a Knull skin, no room.

>>531436590
Well CC in a game with this much mobility & bonus health is inoffensive when people expected to click on your head and you just have to swing a sword..
I'm curious what you call a lot of CC because most of the tanks don't have much outside of an ultimate. The main offenders are duelists(for some reason) and a few strategists who'd be dead to people like Magik without it.

>>531434868
who the fuck cares if you play a woman nigga this reeks of a loser who’s never felt the touch of one

Anyone knows who's getting the ranked reward this time?

>enemy team actually eating glue
>I could stand still on support in their backline and live
>team still struggling like crazy because 5 DPS and they're all arguing over who should play Spider-man, or that the guy playing Spider-man should swap, or who is doing the best when they're all doing equally shit

>>531437284
>Well CC in a game with this much mobility & bonus health is inoffensive when people expected to click on your head and you just have to swing a sword..
Yes the game is balanced around these features. This is why a hero who brings a sword to a gun fight, still can be really good.
>I'm curious what you call a lot of CC
You already mentioned the offenders, mostly duelist and strategist. Thing and Emma also comes to mind, which also rapes Magik if done well

Phoenix reminds me of old Cap in that her kit seems to be designed to be as aggravating for the person playing her as possible.
>M1
Her damage depends on her passive but her passive doesn't work on summons. She needs 20 shots (almost 10 seconds straight of shooting) to destroy a fucking punisher turret, even a fucking beacon takes like 4 shots to destroy.
>M2
It seems like it's summoning the fire but it's actually an invisible projectile. This invisible projectile can be blocked by barriers, clips onto shit all the time, is blocked by Fantastic's shift, basically it's unreliable as all fuck and half the time it will just clip something and not summon the flames.
>shift
Nothing particularly wrong with this one.
>E
It's fine though the meter is very small.
>Q
Unusable on half the maps in the game due to the retarded necessity of flying up.

>>531435539
Yea just admit you like cocks gay boi

>>531437801
I was thinking more Bucky and Starlord as the biggest offenders.

We're just gonna have to disagree on what makes melee actually viable in a game with guns. Movement abilities and the lack of aim requirement are enough.

>>531437886
>Her damage depends on her passive but her passive doesn't work on summons

Now you know how Hawkeye feels everytime he tries to kill a Rocket Beacon or a Squid

Psylocke on my face, Luna on my cock

>>531438539
And the Thing in your ass

>>531435687
going for headshots on anything but tanks is almost pointless, for example some characters like loki literally can't be headshot from the back because his cape covers his head lmao. headshots are more like a "oh nice i got one" thing, this game is not meant as a serious shooter

they should delete male heroes from the game.

>>531434514
The only reason I won't buy the Loki skin is because he's wearing a coat so I don't get to see his ass.

>>531438759
also to add to this bullet size isn't even consistent among heroes, hela's shots are noticeably wider than Jean's despite their weapons being virtually the same

Gee Jean, why do you get TWO movement abilities?

>>531436616
I think everyone will get a swimsuit skin EVENTUALLY, but it's gonna take a longer time for some than others.

We just gotta hope and wait that the game survives long enough that she can get hers.

>>531438817
then who will solo tank for you? It is not like the agpbros play tank

>>531438817
Saying this every day won't make it happen, xister.

>>531433196
I’m aware, but both of you sounded like you didn’t want her at all, which is why I posted that.

>>531440449
kill yourself, tranny. "males" in games attract homos and trannies like you

>>531437886
>M2 can be blocked by barriers, clips onto shit all the time
this. A lot.

>>531440543
Lol.

>people are starting to ban Mag-fucking-neto in the higher ranks
TANK STRIKE NOW!!!! I hate you supportsissies! I know you're responsible for this!

You have no excuse for not diving the healers

>>531432925
Not reading all of that
>>531433118
That’s who I thought it was too Kek
>>531434415
Is that what it is? Now I’m definitely not reading it

>>531442486
You can call me Captain healslut fucker

>>531442308
I've been abusing magneto, he's so good rn
His 12 second bubble counters so many ults, great peel, helps divers/Frontline
His shield can counter ults/damage
His ult can counter ults, and kill supports
He farms so many games & it's genuinely so free if the enemy team doesn't mirror mag, you just gotta be aware

>>531434868
>>531435539
You struck a nerve with the effeminate low test support sissies well done

>you aint eternity anymore lil bro, hang up the jersey
man, high elo is weird lmao

>>531435503
>>531435917
>>531436897
Couldn’t agree more. I thought I was the only one who noticed that shit and was irritated by it, I’m not sure if I would have preferred that over this game falling short on yet another aspect though

>>531442889
you say RN but that man has not been significantly changed since he got that health drop in 1.5, he's always been good, if not the objectively best Vanguard, he's got the easiest time protecting himself and others and can eat a lot of damage, if you can hit his shots he can bully squishies and he's currently the only Tank who can actually do anything about Healer Ults
also helps that he can dunk on Punishers and Iron Man Ults as well, he also happens to be the best at Solo Tanking which is just the basic reality of playing Vanguard
people just never really noticed because he's strong in a way that isn't super oppressive to other people and he is also admittedly dull as fuck (and i say this as him being my main and most played character) to play so people don't really notice

>>531443534
i still miss the sword teamup Netease you fucking whores give that back, actually scratch that give it to us as a part of his default kit, i'd even exchange my currant primary fire for those sword swipes they were cool

>>531419013
Couldn’t agree more
>>531419315
Absolutely

>>531443534
He is the perfect tank, to the point there is no reason not to pick him. This is why they need to buff strange's up close damage even more, so I don't feel pressured picking the magnum condom when time is getting tough. He is my second lord against my will

>>531443865
pretty much, you can never go wrong with a Magneto pick as long as you have some mechanical skill
every other Tank has some thing they can really fuck up, even the stronger ones like Emma or Groot, Magento however you cannot go wrong with him unless you are shit at the fundamentals

Suck my dick
You are all gay

>>531417706
/qa/ has porn spam? Since when?
>>531419037
Idk man she seems kinda greedy…

Magneto is the best designed vanguard
Loki is the best designed strategist
Who is the best designed duelist?

>>531419357
I look like that. I hope your veggies and mashies tasted good :)
>>531420891
>>531423415
She deserves her own game retard shut up
>>531421318
>>531421467
>>531421745
You deserve it + caught red handed + take the L
>>531422915
>>531423258
>>531423378
Trvth

>>531446309
Bucky or Psy. Can do it all.

>>531446309
Bucky

>>531446309
bucky before ult threshold nerf

>>531422387
you wish
frank is getting a piece of the pie too

Brown Wanda is hot

>>531446761
I didn't expect it but yeah, she's hot. The one time I'd like some synergy for the comics.

>>531425771
one guy actually
>>531427115
jeets make up the second biggest majority on the internet no shit they’re here too and yes they are obsessed with it
>>531431315
>Not only would it probably go against their societal values,
not as much as you might think

>>531434514
When you put it like that, maybe I do have some reservations about it…
>>531434931
What? What relevance did that animator have?

I would rather Storm's ult work like SG's ult. No more spawning out of thin air with bonus health while free aiming + sucking people in.

>>531446309
Magneto is super boring to play desu. If he is the best designed Vanguard then perhaps the class as a whole shouldn't exist. Everyone playing should be having fun. Vanguard is just a shitty role imo.

>>531446309
>best designed vanguard
Emma

>>531438817
They should make spin offs that appeal to men and fujos/gays respectively
>>531446761
She’s good. White one is better

>>531431485
>>531431968
>>531431579
Aero will only be cool if they confirm she gags on Tony’s cock like she wanted to do in that one comic
>>531430798
>>531430654
If Kamala looked as cute as she did there I wouldn’t mind as much but we already have Reed so she’s something of a redundancy (just like in universe)

>>531438817
Wait for the Mihoyo Hero Shooter.
That will probably all waifu.

>>531419616
don’t post selfies here
>>531422314
we should have got this captain instead

>>531431119
All honeymoons must come to an end. Now comes the divorce.

is it over...?

>>531448635
I want to see this fat fuck dead

>its summer no one plays games in the summer
wake up sirs new cope just dropped

>>531447594
I think best design means the best at doing their job in this context anon. If it was the best design in terms of fun, it'd be early Thor probably

>>531448635
Why are you watching him

>>531449156
I'm a big fan of cope sessions

Un-archieve the frozen Venom skin you cowards!

Are you scared of my Money?!

>>531446309
A good cucky can carry games, anti dive or not.

>>531447618
Emma is the best not best designed

>>531448635
Oh wow, I didn't check on the chart since the new season release, but they actually gained 70k players in 1 day?
And then losing 30k players in the next day?
Wow.

>>531438817
Litterally no one would peel for healsluts then

>>531448635
Yeah.
It'll survive for the 1st anniversary, but the 2nd anniversary most likely not.

This isn't the 90s or 2000s anymore. So many more (F2P) games out there. Much more accessibility in playing and purchasing these games. Games that have hundreds of hours of content go for less than $20 on constant sales. Why waste time?

>>531450098
Nah they have a bunch of huge heros to drop. I think year 3 is more likely for it dying

>>531450098
>>531450441
Holy shit you guys are retarded

>>531433178
Asgardians get to feast on THAT
It's not fair midgard bros...

>they still haven't fixed having to wait 2 hours between the end of a match and being able to queue for the next one
>in fact, they made it WORSE this patch by adding more screens you need to mash through

why

>>531450079
No one peels for healers in the first place

>>531451829
i always try if they actually use the damn ping

>>531446992
>picrel
based

>>531448635
TWO MORE YEARS TILL EOS
Don't worry, Overwatch will welcome you back with open arms

>>531453097
Trannywatch doesn't have skins with ass out like Luna Sue Psylocke or hqve cute panties like Psylocke
Also you can't mod in nude mods for OW

>>531453097
>implying OW2 isnt dropping dead in the next 12 months

>teammate having a meltie as jeff
>threatens to throw the game because someone said it would be optimal to switch
>starts throwing then swaps back when he blows the 2nd round
>costs us the game and spergs out for 2 minutes in post-match queue
these incorrigible egomaniac fucks that plague Diamond/GM/Celestial are awful

>new season
>seeing the exact same heroes every game as last season because they weren't touched

should I just give up expecting this game to become more balanced eventually and go back to overwatch? doesn't seem like the devs are interested in keeping the game alive

>>531453274
Desperation.
And it's easy to exploit dumb gooners.
>>531453307
Sure. It's been dying for years now. Anytime now...

>>531431137
Absolutely not

>>531453307
OW somehow didn't die when there were years of 0 updates, it's not suddenly going to die now.

>have one good match as Spider-Man
>get cocky and try to play him again
>get absolutely obliterated 3 matches in a row
Some characters just consistently click, and others are just…

>>531453471
>TIMELIMITED Bundles
>TIMELIMITED Battlepasses
>TIMELIMITED Collab skins
>Pandering to ABCDEFG subhumans
yawn
>>531453681
queue times above 2 minutes = dead
overwatch has been dead for well over half a decade by now

>>531453097
bring back second tank and a TPS mode and i'll play. i really miss having role queue, so sick of retarded faggots having free will.

Why is Spider-Man so much more beloved than Batman?

>>531453935
batman is a bitch, that's why

>>531453681
if that's your definition of "dead" then Rivals is comfortably cruising till Year 5

>nobody wants to be tank bc flyer meta
>Devs decide to give wolverine more power
I don't care how many battle chest passes you sell if you make 1 of the 3 role miserable to play it's gonna kill the game

>>531453935
i hate spider-cuck. worst hero ever

>>531453935
probably because he's younger and easily relatable to a broader audience
batman is older and meaner with a more mature personality

>>531454589
tank will always be miserable, the concept of the role itself is boring and unfun. tanks in OW are extremely overpowered yet nobody wants to play them there either. might as well ensure the 2 roles that can actually be fun are not having their fun ruined by tanks.

>>531454781
Then why am I having the time of my life on Thing

>>531454781
Emma was fun before they gut her 2 times in a row.

>women on team in a group of 3
>she's absolutely horrible
>constantly telling team how they can improve in a passive aggressive manner while simultaneously apologizing for whiffs
jesus christ, easiest avoid of my life

Johnny's comfort lady

>>531454781
playing Tank can and is fun, you just need to make them actually effective which Netease aren't fucking interested in because they keep fucking nerfing tanks
evidently some fucktard over in China doesn't understand that actually being a threat that can do things to make the enemy team pay attention to them and to take that space
is pretty mandatory for a Tank
genuinely Tanks can be very fun when they aren't being managed by retards
they are underplayed because of DPSniggers who's mental stunting prevents them from recognising that this is possible which leads to fuckass statements about Tanks not being fun

>>531448635
Lol this guy reacts to steam charts in his streams?
>>531450098
>>531450441
I can see both happening depending on how they play their cards

>>531455863
That's literally me.

>>531455863
i don't think gooks qualify as monsters for johnny to fuck

>>531455878
>Make tank as threatening as dps
>And also make them have 3x more survivability
Why would anybody play dps then?
Have fun playing in a slogfest where everybody pick tanks and nobody dies.

>>531455878
>uhhhhhh tank is fun
>"why is it fun"
>BECAUSE IT JUST IS OK TANK IS FUN TANK IS FUN TANKS IS FUN
tank has and never will be fun

>>531453935
He’s not? What? You have zero objective analysis to show that’s the case. At best they’re both equally loved because they both occupy their own thematic niches that everyone needs a dose of every now and then.

>>531453862
>I AM A DUMB GOONER
2 years till EOS.
Don't worry Overwatch isn't going anywhere

>>531455878
and here we have a prime example of a delusional tanktroon who doesn't understand why he's not having fun playing slow clunky heroes with no skill expression, chooses to blindly blame it on dps players probably because he's jealous that they still have a penis and haven't cut it off yet, and insists that tank would totally be fun if it was buffed to just be dps but better in every way like in OW

>>531455863
Shutup cuck

>>531456223
>tank has and never will be fun
Overwatch's tank is pretty fun.
Rein is fun when he boost and caught someone and kill the person in the wall.
DVA is fun when you have ulti.
Roadhog is probably the most fun of them all.

>>531455863
Trvth
>>531453862
I haven’t played OW in well over a year now but I’m positive I don’t remember queue times exceeding anything more than 30~ seconds. Has it really gotten that bad?

>>531448635
There is something fake about this guy. His wholesome personality is an act.

>>531448635
he's seriously just a vile fucking wretch. does this roach have any real fans?

>>531456513
I wouldn't say it's dead but the new mode they added recently has 20+ minute support queues and 0 minute dps queues because supports are just better in every way and they keep getting better with every patch so nobody plays dps anymore

>>531455863
their fire and ice babies would probably be really cute

>>531453935
I think they are on a similar level. Spiderman might edge Batman a little. Also, Parker is more relatable than a rich dude beating up thugs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGIDpGzEiRw

PLAY OVERWATCH

>>531456670
overwatch has always been a support sissy game and the vast majority of the lgbtq crowd they pander to are support only mains

Alright, I'm bored now.
When's Blade coming?

>>531456803
Wtf is this Boomer shit?

>>531453097
>Overwatch

>>531456950
still a more feminine face than emma btw

>>531456950
Yes.
And it has a superior comp system.

>>531456950
>woke liberal western company makes tranny theythem hero
>doesnt give it skins
every. single. time.
there's a reason why concord eos'd

Come home.

>>531457079
>>531457019
troonwatch general is that way -->

>>531457079
wow even the ranks look lame in design

>>531456803
>collab slop
this is what you do when you are completely creatively bankrupt