APC Soon Edition
>Previous>>531374289>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracyโข. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt
>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/
>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png
>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview
>MAJOR NEWSJul 02 Warbond Token https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516339785321679794
Jul 03 XBox release Aug 26 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTs9VDm4KAU
Jul 17 Control Group https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8FKZG2lPBw
>LATEST PATCHJul 15 1.003.201 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516341688493408284
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>>531518757 (OP)is that a jaaaaaaaaaaaag
posting my filter here so i can put it on my other device. r8 it if u want and give me additions. thread is 10x better with this on.
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Nerftrannies lost (again).
Actual non-shitter takes
>War Strider is cool and fun to fight, especially in groups, but should have an AP3 vent weakpoint, or AP4 weakpoint in either the eye or the top slit
>bot megacities are kino
>warbond content looks fun
>swede butchery of the code is still in full effect and people are right to be upset about how the performance and technical state continue to degrade with every single update
>squids are still the worst faction because zombies are boring
>Narrowhead forgot how to make different parts of the enemies have different armor values hence why both new enemy types developed post-release have universal armor values with no variation or weakpoints
>the flag being covered in blood gives it strange and arcane powers over the enemies to make them act unpredictably
Thanks and have a great thread.
>no RR
Kicked.
>mortars
Kicked.
>no AP4 minimum primary
Kicked.
>ultimatum
Kicked.
>wasting a slot on the car
Kicked.
Oops I fucked the previous link.. sorry fellas here it is
>>531434837
>>531519807Reminder that the car is more heavily armored and takes more damage than the mech does.
>>531520019Constantly put alongside rape fantasies. Not worth seeing the other posts that have a 5% chance of being good
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alright, I'm trying to fix an overseer mod edited by one of the anons here a while back and I've managed to fix both elevated and normal overseers, but mortarseers are invisible? Only their pack and cannon show up. Anyone with experience know whats up with it? I'm new to this.
corpse in pic is normal overseer btw
>>531519002>needing filters for even mundane shitKWAB
Female helldivers and SEAF soldiers is a tragedy. Women should be at home pumping out more soldiers, not joining them on the frontlines.
>>531519908dummy dumbhead
Cultists and apc with xbox
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242307210330/76561198311885451
D10 robits
Irons1ghts said the APC will be coming after this MO is completed. Said next MO will be us pushing on the bot worlds to see the occupied megacities and that's when the APC will drop.
>>531519002You fucking br*tty sh*male moort*guese le*ndiver tw*nk b*y, I'll bre*d, s*x and c*m on your k*waii poortug*ese bo*ty while that sl*t er*vin and his fuckt*y n*grah sciss*r each other in l*tex g*cci sl*ppers while seaf-ch*n watches. You're gonna be begginig for bre*ding sessions after i'm done with you, you little port*guese wh*re. Your ass is going to leak blood&so*l all over this general. Not even the g*ro f*mdivers from p*rtugal are going to save you.
>>531520948Holy fucking based KEK
>>531520889bro you forgot to censor it
the discord trannies are out there
>531520274
That's fair. I don't get the rape appeal either.
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Why aren't these weakpoints?
>>531521184Fuck I forgot. Oh well
>>531521346They're just LED lights, Anon.
>>531521253>I don't get the rape appeal either.Because it's insanely, ridiculously, astonishingly, mindblowingly, mouthwateringly, unbelievably, absurdly, deliciously hot to imagine her getting ravaged by a pack of squiggers?
>>531521346please stop asking for weak points on every bot enemy is already a easy faction
>>531521449why not? you want more fleshmobs?
>>531520889STILL 2/4 join the FUCK UP
>>531521612>you want more fleshmobs?yes give me more difficult enemies but hey if that's not your thing you can always lower the difficulty
>>531521632sorry bro, I'm playing The Last of US Part 2 Remastered
>>531520942What was the last prediction he got right?
>>531521825but anon-kun, fleshmobs spawn even on d1....Every enemy should have weakpoint that reward good aim
>>531521825>Give me more brain dead enemies that die to rockets*
>>531520889Closing it up aint nobody joining
>Torcher
>Grenade Pistol
>Gas Dog
>Incendiary Grenade
>Flame Sentry
>EAT for emergency multiple heavies
my favorite loadout for bug fronts now
>>531521346Those aren't weakpoints on any of the other automaton unites
>>531522461Hulks
Factory striders
Cannon turrets :3
Just throw a sparkler at their feet if they're so hard holy shit
>>531522572The light isn't a weakpoint on the cannon turrets, is it?
>>531522461nigga, your mind will explode when I tell you that you can kill a Hulk in just 2 shots with the autocannon and AMR to the eye! Yeah bro I know, that's crazyyyy
Tesla is so last year, putting a flame sentry right on a bug breach is the new cool now.
Napalm Barrage? No need. Just pop that flame sentry right on it and watch it mop up the whole wave.
where is the farming session?
I am the monkey bread
I will touch, I will fuck
dog money
>>531522956SC arrow mod broke, no farming atm
>I want to try AT on the new guys I'll bring RR or EAT
>City full of troopers and scout striders
>Screw it I'll go back to the HMG or a railgun
>Hot drop onto a base with a platoon of war striders
Can't win with these guys goddamn
>>531519002/soon/i
/Justice/i
/ar20l/i
>>531523342it was updated yesterday anon
>>531523391They scrapped it, just let it go bro....
>>531522627Naw.
The cannon itself is
fuck the APC
where's my HAV?
I just want the ability to say "fuck you game, I won" with one stratagem and steamroll every mission with three bros
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halo odst warbond soon retards
>>531523380just bring both :3
>>531523515SHE IS REAL TO ME
>>531523515yeah just like the teleport pack, the railgun hulk, jump hulks, and the apc
So why do you even want an APC in the first place? Knowing AH it's going to drive like shit, the weapons probably won't be that strong, and it's going to shatter instantly when faced with a huge crowd of heavies. Is it just memes at this point?
Nice design, swiggers. What's next? An enemy thats just a main hitbox and nothing else?
>>531524304I like the FRV
>>531524459What's the problem here
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>>531524459Come one man it was only in development for a year they didnt have enough tim
>>531524304it's got everything you could want except anti-tank. you get a squad together and go around the map slowly but steadily wiping everything out. you have a giant fuckoff cannon and two machine gun emplacements. the only thing better would be a full HAV.
>>531523438where is it...
There is legitimately no reason to take an ap3 primary against any faction
There is legitimately no reason to take an >AP2 support against any faction
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242312173459/76561198039845988
Anyone want to kill some fucking clankers?
>>531525952I call em CLINKS
Itโs time they give us a pure, anti-tank, sniper rifle support stratagem. Like the tankgewehr from BF1. Max armor pen, 1000 damage per shot, slow fire rate, can only use when prone, no backpack. Would be glorious sniping bile titan heads and hulks from a distance.
>>531525952>failed 2 join
Shan't be playing on city maps until they add POIs
>>531521346If the new enemy absolutely NEEDS weakpoints vulnerable to peashooter guns, then they should be impractical to access such as the "Skywalker vents" on the bottom of the mechs from 2142. You carebears are spoiled rotten and want every enemy to fall over to a stiff breeze.
>random hacker joins lobby and spawns new weapons and gear
>blow myself up like a retard 3 times trying to fire the AT weapon because I can't get used to the animation in 3P for some reason
>*blows myself up with the eruptor*
I tried picking up the airburst launcher for the first time to day and honestly I just haven't had many chances to use it. Not because I couldn't find a crowd, but because my teammates constantly run right in front of every single group of enemies. I had somebody straight up ignore a squid drop happening directly behind them while they threw down all their gear. The second I line up a shot a teammate decides they need to call down every orbital and eagle they have when I could wipe 90% of the group.
>>531525060https://rpghq.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3175-super-credits-cheat-arrows-july-15th-fix-4-00-helldivers-2
>>531526512Had it happen to me for the first time yesterday. Pretty lights.
>>531526884You're a pussy and if you would just shoot them anyways they would learn not to dive into a group with your LoS to it
>>531526247They already exist, moron.
I really hope that the anon from the last thread was lying and that the new plasma cannon has more demo force than fucking 10. I'm pretty sure that he was telling the truth though.
>>531526884meleeniggers aren't human.
What's the matter, anon-senpai? Did I outclass your primary AGAIN?
>>531527219People use this thing?
>Enemy slightly threatens a player
>People have a faggotattack
Instead of giving every heavy glaring weakpoints vulnerable to light weapons, they should instead have constellations that spam large numbers of lesser enemies so that someone leaning too hard into heavy hitting AT weapons gets punished by the numbers of enemies.
Oh wait? They can't because the game runs on an abandonware engine and they want it to run on outdated consoles?
r8 my fix
>automatons now have decent accuracy and fire aggressively with fewer pauses
>however their damage is reduced to compensate
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I think fleshmobs are perfectly fine enemies and im tired of the dad gamers who think otherwise
>>531527871They walk through everything with no colision.
>>531527871bullet sponge with no weak spots and the only good current counter is explosions
>>531527015No, they don't. Shan't be playing.
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>>531528081i concede that point but that's more of a problem with the map than the enemy itself
>>531528367it 1000% is not
>>531527836I would actually like if enemies did less damage honestly. Feel like you really can't react to a lot of hits. Squids kinda have lower damage and they never miss
>>531528363What do you think a POI is?
>>531527871dad gamers think they're great
>oh wow dude look at all those zombies *audibly drinks beer or hits bong*>BROOO one of them is a big mass of zombies haha *baby crying in background*yes i keep crossplay open and fuck around at lower diffs sometimes
>>531527871Problem is 99% of the players and /hdg/ refuse to change away from their all purpose loadout on squids.
Squids requires both CC and burst dps. anons and lowsodiumdivers refuse to adapt.
>>531525524Since AP3 fucks all Squid enemies it's a decent idea of getting a AP3 primary for Harvesters and Stalwart for everything else.
Stalwart also fucks Predittors but on normal Terminids there's too many Chargers and Titans.
>>531527871Only an unironic dad gamer thinks Fleshmobs are a good enemy.
They think
Time wasted = Good design
>>531527871They aren't difficult, they're boring.
Imagine if they had higher health but their heads did 300% damage to Main, so that flanking and precision aim was properly rewarded. Or if skinning the flesh of their legs slowed them down, and you could even use higher AP weapons to kneecap them and force them into a crawl so that you had more ways to deal with them other than holding m1?
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lol
>>531528908>People dont want to engage with this enemy because they dont think its fun to fight>"Uhh, actually that means its a good design"What a fucking retard you are. Are you arrowhead? Are you Swedish?
>>531529008This.
Fleshmobs offer no varying way to kill them other than mindlessly hold down M1 on stalwart or take the airburst rocket.
Going to farm SC for an hour or so if anyone wants to join.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242313968757/76561198025334742
the flag SHOULD NOT have this long of a cd
>>531529367Did sc arrows get updated?
>>531529008>>531527871>Imagine if they had higher health but their heads did 300% damage to Main, so that flanking and precision aim was properly rewarded. I don't think that it's a problem that some enemies are a DPS check. Not everything needs a skywalker vent to let you quickly snipe it dead.
The only problem with the fleshmob is that the squids' roster is so small that the game spams them a bit too much. This will be resolved over time as more squid units are added and the amount of fleshmobs on the field gets diluted by the presence of different enemies.
Give me a good reason why voteless need that "bleedout" mechanic.
give me one reason not to run RR and eruptor on every faction
>get filtered by an enemy
>cope and brush it off by just saying that it's not fun.
>new patch
>they managed to break all effects/dots
Why do they ALWAYS find a way to sour the warbond with shitty bugs and/or shitty warbond release. FUCKING DO SOME QA YOU INBRED FAGGOTS HOLY SHIT. YOU RELEASED A PATCH WITH A BUG THAT MAKES EVERYONE CRASH. AND ITS NOT LIKE IT WAS SOMETHING THEY DID NOT WORK ON EITHER. IT MEANS THEY DID NOT EVEN TRY THE FLAG IN A SQUAD WITH OTHER PEOPLE HAHAHAHHAHAHA
I'm going insane. I have zero hope for the xbox release, its gonna be a shit show.
>>531529626>Not everything needs a skywalker vent to let you quickly snipe it dead.That isn't what I said.
>>531529782Why should people play a faction if they dont think its fun? Like Im not understanding your logic.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242314435386/76561199031428986
julheim bots d10
>>531527382What reading 1+ year of shitter opinions has told me is that the most vocal part of the playerbase cares more about "feeling" like they're in an epic cinematic warzone without actually being in one.
There needs to be lasers, explosions, and plasma projectiles flying all over the place with dozens of enemies onscreen all the time!
But none of them are ACTUALLY allowed to fucking hit you, because god forbid.
Here's a webm of me heroically charging a fortress with 30 devastators in it, all trying to shoot at me!
Why no, none of them ever landed a single shot despite being totally out of cover... can you imagine how frustrating it would be if being shot at by bots in the open meant you would TAKE DAMAGE?
That, and the 10,000 cope posts that are always worded with some variation of "it's not hard, it's just tedious/annoying/etc" any time a new enemy is added until it finally gets nerfed, despite all of our weapons being capable of instantly destroying nearly any target from any angle.
Game's done, it's been reworked for wholesome redditor chungus karma farmers, not people who want to play a fucking video game.
>>531529792If theyre anything like Fatshark (Also Swedish and same engine) They do some stupid faggy shit like have their own in-house version they test the game on instead of the actual version they release or some stupid shit.
Wonder who made that post.
>>531529951You dont play the game.
>>531529367Full
>>531529494Yeah, link already on thread and previous
Has the new warbond been leaked/datamined at all?
>>531530025I don't know what causes this, but either way if i fucked up this bad this consistently at my job (and god knows overall nobody gives too much of a fuck at my job) i would be collecting welfare right now. But for those people ? Its just another week. Video games isn't a serious industry.
>>531530250How about you have some patience?
>>531529297As opposed to mindlessly clicking on a weakspot once or twice with AP4+?
Woah...it's almost like...this heavy requires a...different strategy to...fight effectively...
Ministry of Science here with a new weapon idea. It's deployable spinning blades, set it and forget it
I enjoy fleshmobs, don't care how much you seethe.
>>531530363>Having to deliberately aim at an enemies weak point>Mindlessly holding M1 in its general direction>"ITS THE SAME THING, BRO!"
>>531530363>Aiming is mindless
>shitters having any problem at all
>tfw
how do I jojn these lobbies do I just paste the link into steam
>>531530572browser then open with steam
>game is piss easy
>faggots still find something to complain about
You know, i used to make fun of the "lower the difficulty" poster, but i think he was right.
>Make enemy
>People would rather just avoid it instead of actually fighting it
>Retards think that means its a hard enemy
>>531530716I love unloading my stalwart/eruptor in those big shitbags tho? How about you learn to enjoy video games?
Isnt it crazy how every recent complaint is about the Illuminate?
Its almost like the Illuminate are a bad faction or something.
>trying to survive with no stims left and half health with your helldiver spluttering and ears ringing
This is what Helldivers should all be about
>>531529891closing lobby, no one joined
>>531530873Not my fault if the majority is retarded.
>>531530873Every complaint comes from shitters. Every single one. No exceptions.
>>531530817>How about you learn to enjoy video games?Because I like to actually play them.
>>531531025>Because I like to actually play them.??? Me too ??? I'm having a great time. Sounds like a (you) issue to me. Hating on the illuminates is LITERALLY a r*ddit opinion from faggots who get raped by literal voteless hordes.
>>531530962>>531531013>And it just so happens that the complaints are always about the IlluminateIf you had pattern recognition you'd be noticing right now.
>>531530523>>531530506>aiming at huge enemies that barely move is hard bro, trust me.Let me guess, AP3 primary user?
>>531531296Yeah, the complaints are coming from redditors, indeed. You're a redditor.
>>531531296Yeah. That's literally how I was able to notice how all complaints come from shitters.
>>531531243>Mindlessly holding M1 is peak gameplay, actuallyGo to bed. You need to drop your grandkids off at school tomorrow.
>bring laser
>fleshmob lights on fire
>it stops charging and slows to a crawl, barely able to move
I swear it's weak to fire because they fold so fast whenever I torch them.
Maybe the crisper is the weapon to try because most people are focused on primaries and stratagems
>>531531445Go get a job, zoom zoom.
>>531528978>>531528851>/hdg/ is below gamer dadsembarrassing
>>531531587>15 seconds apart>samefagGo back, we're just calling you a shitter and a redditor. Its the truth.
>>531531564I accept your concession, grandpa.
>>531531378You tried to say that having to aim in a shooter is mindless despite being the whole point of a game where you shoot things. You are mindless.
>>531531694>What is phone posting>>531531752>Suddenly spacing out his repliesYou aint slick, brah
>>531531795Considering the state of the game, we all lost. Also fuck this general, it used to be comfy. Now its full of underage shitters who started playing 3 months ago.
>>531531795One brings shadow, one brings light
Two-toned echoes tumbling through time
Threescore wasted, ten cast aside
Four-fold knowing, no end in sight
One brings shadow, one brings light
One dark future no one survives
On their shadows, away we fly
>>531531896Believing the world is against you is a symptom of mental illness. You're just wrong and a redditor.
>>531532164>One guy>The world
>>531532270You can't even believe two people would disagree with you here on 4chan? Did your mom tell you that you were the smartest and the prettiest one too many times, anon?
the poster below me is brown and retarded
>>531532479>Gets called out>Tries to deflect
>join random city map
>portable hellbomb, spear, rocket/ac sentries
>Call in hellbomb and gun it straight into the nearest strat jammer/POI
>Bots get upset and call in a drop
>Call in sentries and spear
>Bot drop AA'd out of existence
>Play anti-walker/aa support for 4 mins until next hellbomb is ready
Feels good man.
>>531532590lmao, nice timing
>>531531729>You tried to say that having to aim in a shooter is mindlessNice strawman. What I said is that I'm totally fine with a damage sponge heavy in a game where most heavies are trivialized by their huge weakspots.
the poster below me is an ARYAN BEAST
>>531532270That's Dio Brando and his Stand!
>>531529951>they hated him because he told the truth.People don't want to accept this, but damn every bot enemy goes out of its way to deliberately miss you. They try to shoot near you for dramatic effect, and if they actually hit you it was an accident. Or alternatively they hit the player because they're wearing the plebbitor shield diaper that increases their hitbox size by 1000%.
Look at this shit.
>team hot drops into fortress>Get caught with my pants down at close range against a hulk and rocket strider>a raider on a fixed MG is nearby>I should be ten types of fucked being stuck in the open like this>look at all of these lasers and rockets. Oh my science it's like I'm actually in a war!>the only enemy attack that "hits" me is a rocket that misses me entirely, hits a wall, and ragdolls me with the shockwave.>even then the only hazard to my livelihood is that I dropped the strafing run beacon and god knows which direction that it's facing now.I think damn near the only bot enemy that doesn't deliberately pull its punches for the first few attacks are the fang guns on the factory strider.
Remember when we made fun of Alexus and Fredrik ? Good times.
>>531530539They're still strong but the changes to status effects in multiplayer make the thermite damage to tough enemies feel inconsistent
>>531533042>People don't want to accept this, but damn every bot enemy goes out of its way to deliberately miss you. They try to shoot near you for dramatic effect, and if they actually hit you it was an accident. Or alternatively they hit the player because they're wearing the plebbitor shield diaper that increases their hitbox size by 1000%.Well they used to actually hit but r*dditors kept complaining. Now we can all pretend we're heroes without trying. And its still not easy enough for a portion of players who WON'T lower the difficulty because they feel entitled to diff 10 for some retarded reason.
>>531532812>mindlessly clicking on a weakspotThis is called aiming. This is like saying nailing headshots is mindless, when its one of the few things that take skill in a shooting game. Your damage control isn't working.
>>531533042>G3Uh oh, discord melty incoming.
>531529951
>531533042
why is the nafrijeet replying to itself again, doesn't it have stolen foreskins to count?
Lets see if this tactic pays off for him.
>>531529951Nobody has this much of an axe to grind against people they're never met unless they have serious personal issues they're avoiding. Just saying.
>WASP
>makes bots seethe
>makes squids ink their pants and completely flaccid
>bugs still waffle stomp my shit
Fair is fair. It's can't solve every problem I guess.
>>531533273It's funny because I forget that they have a low chance of actually still hitting you with a headshot leaving you flat on your ass when out of cover/not using suppressing fire.
>>531533273I remember when the gunships actually shot at us instead of near us. Gunship were actually a legitimate threat for a while.
>>531530250Nah, the leakers who did that got sent to ukraine
>missed all the SC farm lobbies
it's over... I'll be SUPER POOR forever...
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242316434824/76561199108851031
d10 squids
>>531533273Honestly this issue goes a a lot deeper because trying to balance the game around cover cant happen because all of the maps are so wide open and digging yourself into a position never last long because enemies can always appear in a 360 around you from thin air no less
You're all fucking insufferable, and Arrowhead will find a way to patch the game in a manner that will please nobody and make it actively worse. Enjoy.
>>531531795Nerftrannies lost.
>>531531934(You) lost. Cope. 60-day buffpatch sequel soon.
>>531533736just SUPER SELL your SUPER ASS leandiver!
>>531533561Pick EMS Mortar and Tesla Tower
>>531533736just start one and people will join
>>531533746Well, what if the devs had a good look at the smoke stratagems ..?
>>531533661the accuracy nerf on gunships was too much but the nerf to the engine armor and it's agility were more than justified
>>531533808I accept your terms but I still get to call AH a bunch of Swiggers.
>>531533808Sorry you don't like a children's videogame. Feel free to uninstall at your earliest convenience;))))))))))
Brawndivers to bot milking machines
Leandivers to squid tentacle pits
>>531533661>>531533964There was a spawn nerf too. Gunship Fabricators (and Stalker Nest) were a menace
>>531533964I can agree with that. It was kind of dumb for flying targets to be so tanky. But at least let them shoot at us.
>>531533661I miss when they came in patrols of five and could absolutely ruin an op if you didnโt take them seriously. Iโd bring the LC just to have good anti air
>>531533310>doubles down on the strawman.Good job not addressing anything in my post. Taking an AP5 weapon and shooting any red part for an instakill is indeed mindless. You can cope about it however you want.
>>531533335Could be worse. Could be W3 or N3 or U3.
>>531534275The RR being able to frontally pen/kill tank turrets in two shots is a bad change but Hulks deserved that change
>>531534732We cried too much, warbond is cancelled, Alexus is angry.
BrawnyCHADS, where we diving?
>>531534275That isn't a weakpoint. The eye and heatsink are weakspots that you are required to either aim to hit, or flank the enemy to properly utilize, while also giving players the option to circumvent this by spending a strategem slot in order to bypass needing to aim for a weakpoint a limited number of times along with a stationary reload, no different from taking an Eagle to deal with heavies.
You are a moron, and you do not know what a strawman is either.
>>531534904Ayo, where da leandivers at???? No C-01 perm needed, anal only
>>531535127I bet you didn't even read the wall at basic you 4 braincellet. Any act that MAY result in a child. Pump pump pump pump whoopsie wrong holes sploosh babby facethewall.
You get to jerk off in your cyro tube. That's it.
>We have heard the issues some you have had with the way we have balanced the Anti-Material Rifle. To address these perceived shortcomings, all weapons with magnified optics will have their third-person sights disabled. :)))
If digits ends in 6, I will have to host a SC farming lobby
>>531535420>not fucking the leandiver boypussylook at this fag lmao
>>531535420>cyro tubeYour mom probably got pregnant doing anal.
>>531535475I'm going to activate the shock collar if you keep this up
>>531519807>implying I'm ever not the hostgo back to D10 solos, tranny
>>531534996>That isn't a weakpoint.These are semantics, it's a 1 shot kill for any AP5 AT weapon (for RR you can target the entire body for a oneshot lol). Completely brainless.
>while also giving players the option to circumvent this by spending a strategem slot in order to bypass needing to aim for a weakpointYou mean how you can also circumvent a stratagem slot for Fleshmobs by bringing a explosive primary that exploits it's head bonus damage? Woah...again...it's almost like...this heavy is weak to a different strategy.
>>531535950I'm afraid that I need to agree with him. That's not a weak point. It is the heaviest part of its armor. You're simply using an AT weapon that defeats the armor protection.
There are differences between "weak points" and "vital points."
>NNNNOOOOOOOOOO ANTITANK SHOULDN'T ONESHOT KILL HULKS OR TANKS BECAUSE... BECAUSE IT JUST SHOULDN'T!!!!
and just what did the recoilless rifle do in the original Helldivers?
>>531529951>"it's not hard, it's just tedious/annoying/etc"And they're right. Instant deaths with no telegraphs and being CC'd for 5+ seconds until you die like a dog are not difficulty.
ENOUGH! PICK YOUR BUG THAT YOU WOULD FUG!
>>531536129>Using AT weapons to bypass armor protection for a oneshot = good>Using explosive weapons to double dip into Fleshmob head damage for a oneshot = badGot it, retard. Anything else?
>>531536342shrieker ojousama correction, every dive bomb announced by OHOHOHOHOHO
>>531536249Tourists never played the first game
>>531535830commies don't believe in republics
>>531536342I want brood commander to pin me down with her squad and forcefully extract my seed with her grippy bug vagina.
>>531536342BUGS DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT.
>>531536552you mean to tell me the brown nafri tourist to Portugal (((gucci))) is some kind of brown nafri tourist to Helldivers? what ever would suggest that?
>inb4 pale hairy ape hand is postedsephardi physiognomy, internally brown
>>531535950>These are semanticsThe main body isn't a weak point. This is like trying to say that Devastator chests are weak points because you can technically can kill them by just spraying bullets instead of "mindlessly aiming" for heads.
This is why you can either CHOOSE to take something like the HMG and aim for weakpoints, or choose a different AT strat to bypass the need.
The Fleshmob doesn't give you this choice, there is no option to better handle the enemy by placing shots. Your choice is magdump, or take the ABRL to serve as the Fleshmob RR, there is no inbetween, and that's what makes it mindless.
>>531536507Now this? This is a strawman.
>>531536342Bile titan because I always end up choosing hard mode for some reason.
It's weak to anti-tank weaponry. That makes it a weak point. You can't factually dispute this.
>>531536342Pouncers, hunters, stalkers, brood commanders, chargers, and shriekers on model
>>531536712MORBO WILL EVENTUALLY FUG THE BUG AND NOT HIS CO-ANCHOR!
cant wait to one shot flesh mobs with the all in one shot on the new warbond gun
Is not bringing a support and scavenging for one during the mission a viable strategy in big cities?
Devastators should take 2 RR shots to kill then the game will be fair and balanced, if you want it any easier than this you're just a shitter
>>531536342I want to rape the Scavenger as she screams and cries for help.
>>531537528There's typically a grenade launcher at evac.
>>531537528It feels like one of those things you could totally get away with, but I feel like the second you actually try it is the time where you get fucked by bad luck and don't find anything.
Devastators should have AP3 on all hitboxes then the game will be fair and balanced, if you want it any easier than this you're just a shitter
>>531537892teamtranny got called a shitter and has been seething at some rando discord name for the past week
>>531537758They should have AP0 on all hitboxes and 6000 health, and destroying their head and legs shouldn't do anything.
>framerate dumps hard when trying to load, and freezes when trying to quit
>>531529094BFA niggers will tell you its not coomerbait
I had noticeable fps gainz after the updates, thanks sweden
>>531536826>The main body isn't a weak point.Again. Not interested in arguing semantics. If it's a oneshot for AP5 AT, it's a weak point for AP5 AT. If you can spray a devastator in the chest with AP3, the chest is a weak point for AP3.
>The Fleshmob doesn't give you this choice, there is no option to better handle the enemy by placing shotsWrong. You have to aim at lower center mass so that the explosion clips both the head, main body and legs for maximum damage. You would know this if you actually played the game, botnigger.
>>531537528Worst comes to worst just ask for someone to call down one when it's off cd
>>531538330You're attempts to double down are genuinely depressing.
>>531537528General Brasch doesnโt want you to know this but the EATS in the hellpod are free you can take them home I have 458 EATs.
Hello frens.
Havenโt played in months, apparently thereโs weapon customization now and shit. What are some good weapons to level up first? I was a scorcher fan back then
this is a public annoucement you can pick up items from the bunker as a solo player spread the word
>>531538809bet it's for the warp pack if it can go through walls
>>531538809reported to the devs on discord
>>531538761Weapons with really bad turning speed or recoil become a lot better with the foregrips and optional sights. That being said, just pick what you like to use.
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>>531538761Scorcher is good but doesnโt benefit massively, it can only get ergo and recoil attachments basically. Liberator and breaker derivatives got the most attachments, followed by most other ballistic weapons, then the scythe, then other energy weapons which mostly got sights and underbarrels, then the torcher which got nothing. Biggest winners were probably the eruptor, adjudicator, reprimand, lib carb, and basic breaker.
>>531526884You could just get on the mic...
whats the best farming planet right now
>>531538809my reaction is
>>531539234thanks kings, this will help a lot while i catch up to my friends while they aren't playing.
>>531527219Ultimatum-chan, did you lost weight?
>>531538809Thanks for the video, sending it to Arrowhead right now so they can patch it.
The squids aren't ready for the 10th SEAF Futa division
>>531527292only at launch before they unlocked the GP and Senator
>all this effort just so brown thirdworlders don't have to spend 10$ every 2 months for a warbond
They're crafty little creatures, I give them that.
>>531540964>jspend money to buy a game to play>then spend more money so you don't have to play it
>>531540964It's 10$ i can save for TCGP. :3
The Knight is really fucking good. My first level 25 too.
Bug girls owe me sex
Fembots owe me sex
Overseer girls owe me sex
SEAF girls owe me sex
>>531542223I like it but Liberator/LibCarb feel stronger imo (but I tap fire and don't really magdump).
>>531538609You're just going to have to accept that not every enemy in the game is going to be a "click on weak spot for an instakill" shooting gallery simulator. Some enemies are going to be damage sponges and that's a good thing because skill expression doesn't (and shouldn't) only come from how fast you can click on heads but also how well you crowd control, manage your positioning and prioritize targets together with your team. Don't think there's anything left to say on this topic.
Cold warbond WHEN. It needs to add a freezethrower, ice mines, frost hound, and ice reds. If you want to make the ice mines unique make them drive an icicle through whatever steps on them.
SEAF-Chan should be home pregnant with my children instead of dying to bots (the children will all grow up to be helldivers)
>>531538809For anyone having trouble with the method in the video I just angled my ass while being closer (if you put your back directly against it flush too close it can fail but this way works super close) it worked all the same. Also sometimes you'll clip into the roof but diving/moving will slip you into the bunker. Happy farming lads!
>>531527292people only used it near launch because for an inexplicable reason it completely outclassed the standard peacemaker in every way. it had more overall ammo, double mag size, less recoil, and the same damage, and shit like the grenade pistol and other meme pistol slots with utility didn't actually exist yet. now its insanely inferior to even the peacemaker because it fails to mulch even a medium bug or bezerker at point blank with an entire 31 round magazine of which you get five total
>redditors STILL asking for a fucking cowboy hat
>>531543146>he doesn't want a cool cowboy hat because it's "reddit"you sound like a faggot
>>531543146Sounds like you need a blast from the cumthrower
>>531543260>the urge to tattoo my penis to look like a futuristic weapon along with model name "cumthrower" rises like my dick to leandivers.
>>531543220the novelty will wear off after a day or two and you will never touch it again, don't lie. Remember when redditors wanted a sword? Not a single soul are using it now. Stop asking swiggers to bloat up the game with bullshits you will never use.
where is alexus | SES Bringer of Balance nowadays
>>531537528Is it playable? Yea, because anything you can't kill with your scavenged support weapon you can just run away from because jogging shoes are the ultimate Helldiver weapon. Is it worth it? Not really, +1 stratagem slot isn't really that much more fun compared to having a guaranteed support weapon that complements your build.
I need you to remember. Helldivers 2 is a video game.
man railgun feels super underpowered
>>531543951NO ANONMOM, IT'S MY LIFE! THIS IS NOT A PHASE! THEY PROMISED AND MADE ME SHIT MY PANTS! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! SUPER SWEDEN WILL LEAD THE WORLD!
>>531543740>Not a single soul are using it nowI am, it's fucking great for voteless
>>531543740It's one of the better secondaries for illuminate(lol boring)
>>531533561wasp fucks the chaff
>>531543951NO HELLDIVERS 2 IS MY EGO GENERATOR, I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT SHOWING THE SHITTERS ON /HDG/ HOW GOOD I AM AT THE GAME, THE GAME LITERALLY SAVED MY LIFE, IT MADE ME LOVE MYSELF AGAIN, BECAUSE I'M AT LEAST GOOD AT SOMETHING....
>>531543951I play helldivers 2 to have fun. I hope others do the same
>>531543971I have yet to see anyone actually bring that thing
>>531544591don't forget to mention the game made sweet sweet love to you down by the fire
>>531543740>Not a single soul are using it nowit's my go-to secondary for illuminate. my primary is for dealing with overseers and watchers and my support weapon harvesters, stingrays, and fleshmobs the sword is just the best weapon to bring to kill voteless.
Fix the arc thrower, it's the only support weapon I actually enjoy using besides the airburst
>>531545365Just add a Heavy Arc Thrower that launches a giga volt (think a quasar that can jump) and you won't miss it.
why do soloniggers be playing a horde shooter game and not wanting to fight the horde? someone explain this logic to me
>>531545365I just want it to hit fliers again and open crates
>NOOOOO WHY WOULD DIFFERENT PEOPLE ENJOY DIFFERENT THINGS?!?!?!? I CANT COMPREHEND THIS?!?!?!? REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
if everyone did the same you do everyone would be a loser
>>531545638I would, but Arrowhead changed the locks after I threatened them with a "60 day plap"
Why are bugfags like this?
Bratty overseers
sometimes the prompt for taking supplies only works when prone I fucking hate these devs
531546264
The same reason you keep spamming that image.
>>531546264Stop posting your horrible furfag fetish pornography.
>>531546065did you remind them to get pregnant?
>>531546341>>531546362It's not my image. I saved it from here.
>>531546264I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU
>>531545750too shit at the game but wanted to feel like they don't, so they abuse the enemy spawn mechanic by fucking off during a bug breach / bot drop and finish the main objectives and side objective alone WITH zero enemy presence because the rest of their team is fighting 1 trillion enemies across the map and the game engine can only handle that many enemies being spawned in 1 instance. After that they will brag about how they didn't die once and how they "carried" the team by doing everything. Typical soloshitter cope to try to justify their incompetence.
>>531546264Amazonian women are always hot, and especially when they're playing with their anus.
>>531545809it can hit shriekers but it was never capable of hitting gunships
If you're such a real Helldiver name 31 maneuvers
Secondary attachments need to drop already. And there needs to be better level 25 skins
>>531546987dive forward
dive backward
dive left
dive right
dive left+foward
dive left+backward
dive right+forward
dive right+backward
dive up
dive down
dive into enemy
dive into cover
and so on, and so forth
>>531546987uhh... 500kg! ...uhh... ;_;
>>531543740>shitty weapon vs cool cosmetic with zero downsides
>>531547138I like putting my Venus on every gun...
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Hey bugfags!
>>531546264Not on model enough
>>531547236>useless cosmetic that adds nothing for the game vs somewhat usable chaff clear tool
file
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anyone down for some last min SC farming?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242324069665/76561199070355342
>>531546987Dive
Dive
Eagle 500kg
Dive
Salute Flag
Dive
Super Dive
Hug Teammate
Spread Democracy
Stim
Activate Hellbomb
Deploy Orbital
Dive
Collect Sample
Throw Grenade
Handle Terminal
Reinforce
Locate Objective
Exterminate Bug Hive
Reload
Team Reload
Call In Extraction
Open Bunker
Find Something
Carry Objective Item
Turn Lever
Laugh Maniacally
Call In Supplies
Clear The Area
Spot Patrol
And most importantly of all, Dive
>>531547972coming in a minute
>join lobby with 2/4 players
>connecting...
>lobby full
>returned to bridge
>games no longer visible on the map
>have to wait 40 seconds for more options
>join another lobby, this time with 1/4 players
>connecting...
>Lobby is private. You do not have permission to join.
>fire damage scales with the size of the enemy
stop bitching about fleshmobs, bring fire. even if it's a laser because that ignites enemies too.
thank me later.
tffd
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>>531548472does anyone know exactly how well fire scales with enemy size? I know they made that changes a little bit ago now but like i havent seen anyone mention actual values.
>>531548472eh, it's sorta alright. as long as you or someone else doesn't trigger their charge
>>531546325What really bugs me is that not a single teammate considered giving you a stim
>>531548980D2 ran over (probably wasnt going to stim) but other 2 guys were playing sniper on the rocks
>>531548617I don't know the exact number but it feels very strong. Useful enough to consider a viable tactic in my mind.
>>531549207my cock and balls
>>531549207anon's cock and balls
>>531549207missing model
it's a question mark
thank you sweden
>>531549206Useless niggas
No diver left behind in my squadron
>>531549207saddam's hiding place
>>531548980not him but I think they should improve the UI, when a low on health diver screaming for stims, there should be a floating red cross above their head to indicate they need help.
>>531549207I used to see players running around with those on their backs, apparently it meant they were hackers or something.
>>531538809Big if true. Bigly.
>>531546325read that ammo box as surstromming
what hour does the warbond drop?
>>531538953>>531540724See you in 31 Business days when it's patched (the anon will have farmed 5k sc by then)
>>531549878Three or four hours and 10 minutes from now methinks
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>>531547623yeah needs a fatter ass n tits.
She eats dissidents whole after all
>Arrowhead "fixes" Blitzer
>Now it can no longer stun Overseers
Great job, you fucking morons. Literally nerfed it for no reason
So the previous President of Super Earth was "killed"... and a new one was "elected".... even though none have ever even been seen? Does anyone know who they are? I think Super Earth might actually be ran by the very same AI that is "managing" the "elections".
>>531550617DEMOCRACY OFFICER IT'S HIM HE'S THE ONE SPREADING UNDEMOCRATIC BADWRONGCRIMETHINK
>>531550617>a 60 second fan-made animation of a group of soldiers staging a last stand on super earth had more soul and hype in it then all of the super earth campaign combinedI could care less what the text briefings read, I skip them every time
>>531520395ask around on the trooncord or nexus, you're out of luck here
>>531550526that depends. do you find bugs attractive?
>>531550770>tiktok baby can't read>needs any information spoonfed to him in the form of dopamine videos or he can't sit still
>>531538809>they fucked up their solo-cucking when messing with the poisHAHAHA fucking swiggers man
>>531551205Yes, aren't we all?
are you /READY/ for the surprise APC drop in four hours?
>>531546264>literally just an anthro dragonfurfags are so cringe
tell me when you're getting off to literal bugs on all fours with claws and pincers then I'll listen
>>531551384I'd like to believe!
>>531551384Car but better? Yes please
>>531551180>the super earth president (who has never been seen/named and only mentioned in passing) died randomly>some other unnamed npc was put in his place with zero consequence or player input or engagement>half the briefs just say "go kill six gorillion bots/bugs/squids for material/fuel/fun"you're goddamn right I don't read them
>>531551384https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGL_u9j7pjY
i want to believe
>>531551415https://legendofdragoon.fandom.com/wiki/Feyrbrand
when will the warbound go live
>>531550405>>Arrowhead "fixes" Blitzer>>Now it can no longer stun Overseerslooks to me like it can still stun them.
when overseers are under the stun effect they put their hand on their helmet and you can see them doing that after getting the second zap. If only one or two bolts hit it it takes more but the blitzer is still capable of stunning overseers. Hell I've even included the blitzer stunning two fleshmobs, an enemy most people believe can't even be stunned at all.
>>531552845>Needs to shoot them 2 timesBefore it only took one shot.
i never believed it before, but now i am certain they nerfed sc
>>531550526Look at some gameplay and make that decision yourself, NIGGER!!!!!!
>>531553186>the enemies get to shoot back?>REEEEE nerf them nerf them nerf them not fair not fair not fairlmao
Yes, I believe the short ranged shotgun should stun anything medium and below in one shot.
>pub shitter lobby d10
>full clear in 10 minutes with 30 minutes to spare
>/hdg/ lobby
>full clear in 20 to 30 minutes because soloniggering is le bad
>>531553449What a stupid comment.
>soloniggering is le bad
Yes, you fucking nigger faggot.
>>531551384how old is this footage
>>531553862Over 12 months.
>>531553937Play in a private lobby.
>>531554001why are they posting about it then, was something else leaked
>>531554094Ironsights claims that we'll get the apc after this MO
>>531554292as much as I trust the guys model leaks generally him actually having a "date" and actually saying it sounds more farfetched to me.
>>531554292LIES OVER INTERNET PROTOCOL
>>531553186because it was apparently applying the stun effect multiple times over when it shouldn't have, which has now been fixed
still stuns though.
Look out boys if you don't play in a private lobby he's going to post pokescat again.
>>531554394can anyone actually point to something ironsightsh as said that has been prove to be a straight up lie and not just something that has yet to be released? people thought the war strider leak was a lie and yet there they are in game right now.
Why are solotranny so selfconcious about what others think? Just play in a private lobby if you dont want people to judge you.
I like making shit up about the people I hate when I don't have an argument as well.
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242328018337/76561198066017633
Sweet Liberty! Is that an unfinished side objective!? Well gosh, it looks like this is a job for SOLOMAN, solo extraordinaire!
>>531554754They want (You) to stroke their ego and gush about how cool they are for clearing an empty fortress
SoloGODs separate from teamtrannies because that is how they get all the bitches.
>Why are solotranny so selfconcious about what others think? Just play in a private lobby if you dont want people to judge you.
>They want (You) to stroke their ego and gush about how cool they are for clearing an empty fortress
>>531555295Play in a private lobby
This is the homoerotic action I cum to /hdg/ for
>>531538809don think this works on megacity maps
>>531555358Yes you should, if you are going to larp as a reddit mod.
>>531555547You want to play alone. Why not play in a private lobby?
>>531555390>filename agreed.
>>531555697Why do you want to play co-op when you refuse to participate in the co-op part?
i got into an FRV with a moonrunes guy knowing full well what i was getting myself into
but jesus christ, stereotypes exist for reasons
>>531555901Thats a good question. One you should ask yourself.
I honestly think that the AT-E needs to be nerfed somehow. I'm always bored to tears every time anyone brings it.
>go to start a bot operation
>ever SINGLE option contains a boring ass brick mission where everyone sits around doing nothing
DELETE THIS MISSION TYPE.
>>531555697Because in a solo private lobby I donโt face the same enemy density. I'm no longer seeing a full teamโs worth of spawns on screen because they changed it.
>>531556925Thats because theres a drop on the other side of the map. Sounds like a self inflicted problem. Solution: Play in a private lobby.
I think duos is the best way to play this game. Full stack isnโt challenging unless youโre playing with absolute retards who throw. Solo can provide a bit of challenge, but I find I end up running the same loadouts constantly and it is just more fun with friends. Duos are a happy medium, though I still wish there was an opt in for more difficulty outside subfactions. Maybe something like Halo skulls
Haven't played since launch, had enough saved to instantly complete couple warbonds and now I'm left wondering: are the new guns that OP to encourage you buying them or did they just nerf bots that fucking hard? It's a complete snoozefest now, I recall even mid tiers pushing my shit.
Neither of you are going to win over the other with this pointless bickering, so stop shitting up this perfectly good thread
>>531557620Launch bots were quite literally built different.
>>531556525Calling in a support weapon.
>>531556357I do. I just don't throw a shitfit about it when someone doesn't play the way I want them to.
>>531557912>I just don't throw a shitfitYoure throwing one now because I told you to play in a private lobby.
>>531555390As a soloGOD, I can tell you first hand that my massive tits and juicy ass can barely fit into my stringsuit.
>No lobbies, fuck it
>Decide to try pubs for the first time in a while
>Drop into the middle of a factory strider convoy
>Host throws 500kg straight on top of me
>Kills himself, me and the other pub with it
>Rage quits
>Game soft locks and won't reinforce me or the pub so we're just stuck staring at our dead bodies
ebin
>>531558054>Joins a randomHost your own lobby.
https://streamable.com/1izpm2
I love these grenades :)
>>531557912You should stop projecting since you're the only one itt who spends his entire online session complaining about anything.
>>531557620Bots suffered a combination of fixes and nerfs. A lot of the bullshit that made them difficult was unintended and due to lack of QA and various bugs/glitches (for instance, they would ignore Smoke and any other line of sight obstructions, causing them to forever aggro and in many cases even shoot through walls). There were definitely loads of nerfs, particularly to Devastators, Gunships, spawn rates, and various other enemies. Though on the bright side, they've also been seeing the occasional buff recently, such as Troopers never firing more than once per reload cycle and Gunships being more aggressive.
>>531558184>teamtranny always flares up when someone solos>its somehow anyone else's faultMaybe teamtrannies should stop being bad at the game, follow their own advice and stick with just friends, or lower the difficulty.
>>531558048What!? No leandiver bussy!? Get off my ship, harlot. I am not spending 2 hours filling out a C-01 form.
>>531543951Ehhh? Video games?
>>531558597Play in a private lobby if youre going to complain about people on the other side of the map.
>>531554712The warstrider was in the games files from day 1 everyone knew about them
>>531557620Bots got neutered once they added a secondary that shut down hulks. that was the beginning of the end. Now the only things that still hit launchโlevel difficulty kind of are Repel missions (FOMO) and, Incel Corps on a good day (also FOMO)
>>531558821Play in a private lobby if you can't handle playing with randoms.
>>531551384Has a singe warbond ever dropped new content, outside of the warbond itself
I plucked a bratty little scavenger off the bug front and now I don't have to worry about signing a c-01 form ever again
>New squid unit
>It can be dodged by simply moving to the side
>Even hoverpack is fast enough to avoid it
Lmao
>>531558854Not day one, they came a bit later. Bit sad we know for sure they have a ton of content, they're just slllllllllooooooowwwwwwlllllllyyyyyy relasing them
>>531558938If youre going to play alone why not play in a private lobby? The problem here is you.
>>531558896repel missions sir... theyve been nerfed
>>531559062(You) are the only one who cares about people not playing how you want them to, champ. This is a (You) problem.
>>531559037I still want the night missions, flares and helmet lights.
>>531559195(You) are the one who joins people just to run off by ximself and gets upset when called out. (You) should play in a private lobby.
>>531558215And I thought the forever aggro was intended to convey how machines don't tire and are laser focused or something. Good to know they are buffing them again, even at Super Helldive the missions have been a joke. Only squids got to push me but I don't really know them well enough yet.
>>531558896No idea what those are so I will wait for them to rerun or something.
game needs more ragdolls and insta deaths
>>531559239Nobody cares about that but you. You are the problem and should switch to private so people aren't forced to carry you.
Imagine if we lost Oasis AND Tarsh
>all the things that gave this game soul was unintended
Sad
>>531559351>Nobody cares about that but you.So why are you trying to validate yourself? If youre worried about the host this much then play in a private lobby.
>>531559401>soul is when bad game design
>>531559423I'm not. You are the only one exacerbating the issue only you care about.
>>531559239>(You) are the one who joins people just to run off by ximself and gets upset when called out. (You) should play in a private lobby.
>release APC
>zero reason to take an FRV
>they just slap 10 minute cooldown and 3 uses on it
Ship it
>>531559535Yes you are. Youre crying about me telling to play in a private lobby because you dont want to play in a group
>>531559545Play in a a private lobby.
The Portuguese are immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Portuguese and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out." "Of course the Portuguese is a human being too. None of us has ever doubted it. But a flea is also an animal. But not a very pleasant one. Since a flea is not a pleasant animal, we have no duty to protect and defend it, to take care of it so that it can bite and torment and torture us. Rather, we make it harmless. It is the same with the Portuguese.
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Run Meta nerftrannies always think nerfing gems and increasing enemy armor and hp would make the game harder.
Real Difficulty Chads know increased enemy movement speed is the true test of a gamer, but the aforementioned nerftranny would be eaten alive and throw a tantrum.
Its a real shame what dogshit this general has become, you no life fags posting all day and night creating this atrocious in-side joke community of idiocy
0/10 thread
>Solotranny joins game
>He runs off by himself
>Hes on the other side of the map
>I kick him
>From his POV, nothing changed
>The solotranny is now mad for some reason
Explain.
I want you to remember that every time shazamniggers were screaming about how the game would fail and it's shit and slop and Arrowhead will never break their own goal of like 10k recurring right before making millions of sales, that Gucci Slippers was there shilling right with them
I want you to remember that when the launch was glitched to fuck & back and the balance was realism for thee not for me faggot shit excused by "muh milsim" autism, Gucci Slippers was there saying anyone who didn't like the status quo must be bad and any reference to the original game was irrelevant
I want you to remember that when retards were insisting Alexus was actually based and not a game destroying money running ukroserbian niggerfaggot responsible for every single bad gameplay decision or undocumented fuckup made, that he was responsible for both tonguing slavswigger balls and insisting this very retardation wasn't actually happening
I want you to remember that after we got patched closer to the arcade balance paradigm of the original- we're not even fully there yet- that he was doomcrying that the game was ruined because he enjoyed having his balls crushed as though running straight into a concealed MG nest on Foxhole, an entirely separate game he could still play for this feel
I want you to remember that as hopium maxxers looked into leaks & datamines and proclaimed that vehicle skins, weapon customization, armor skins & weapon/strat upgrade systems were all inevitable after the sheer commercial success- we're halfway through those predictions as of now- he was right there saying it wasn't possible and the game was already dead and if any of it was added it would be bad because reasons
/hdg/, REMEMBER WHAT GUCCI SLIPPERS DID TO YOU
>>531559740>nothing changedYou just gifted him your samples
>Its a real shame what dogshit this general has become, you no life fags posting all day and night creating this atrocious in-side joke community of idiocy
>0/10 thread
>>531559640I'm not. You are the only one exacerbating the issue only you care about. And now blatantly lying. You do realize people can scroll up and read, right?
>>531559715It's one guy who doesn't even play the game.
Tarsh map is total garbage.
>>531559843So why is he mad?
>>531559881>You do realize people can scroll up and read, right?Apparently you cant because you keep joining quickplay to play by yourself instead of making a private lobby.
>when you land in the trees with a marksman rifle and just accept your vietnamese fate
>teamtranny gets bullied yet again
>FUCK GUCCI SLIPPERS FUCK GUCCI SLIPPERS FUCK GUCCI SLIPPERS FUCK GUCCI SLIPPERS FUCK GUCCI SLIPPERS
>>531559480Big juicy abdomen
What if instead of an invisibility pack we had a disguise pack that turned us into one of the ememies?
I want a berserker that trades one of the saws for a heavy dev gun and a heavy dev that loses the shield for a second gun and maybe gets a missile rack too. Maybe make it a subfaction and give the hulks back the bunker turret while weโre at it
>>531560008Why do you always project when faced with facts?
>>531560115What if instead of joining a pub and immediately running off by yourself, you played in a private lobby?
why does gucci slippers want our attention so badly?
there is no actual team vs solo debate it's just gucci niggers talking to himself as both sides with the occasional unwise anon getting in the middle of it, no different than jeetdiver spam
>>531559715Donโt worry, anon. In t-minus (two hours) the warbond will drop, and the general will be swarmed by tourists.
>>531560174>Why do you always project when faced with facts?This is the second time you accidentally typed out the questions you were asking yourself.
Maybe self-awareness isnt your thing. Play in a private lobby.
>>531560234This is no debate. He simply refuses to see logic for unknown reasons. Is he afraid of being alone? Does he need more than 5 respawns?
The sparkler grenade is the most fun grenade in the game. Prove me wrong. You can't.
>>531560297There you go projecting again.
>>531560165Would it be called Red Storm battalion or something?
Teamniggers cryin feel free to bring your whole crew
1v4 these niggers, without even tryin too
One million bucks being broken by this dick
That's why they call my cock the transatlantic
When a teamnigger cries that's when I'm about to bust
I kill a nigger by letting him swallow my dust
My stratagems remain versatile
Teamniggers cryin, call that shit infantile
(oh yeah) x 2
Teamniggers cryin feel free to bring your whole crew
1v4 these niggers, without even tryin too
One million bucks being broken by this dick
That's why they call my cock the transatlantic
You got HRTiddies, I got a redeemer in my pocket
Vitality booster? You know I've fuckin locked it
My turrets? Autocannon and rocket.
Autocannon, hellbombs, senators, I've got 'em
Teamniggers cryin feel free to bring your whole crew
1v4 these niggers, without even tryin too
One million bucks being broken by this dick
That's why they call my cock the transatlantic
You cry so much that I think you're Portuguese
You tell me to private lobbies when you can't even carry your team
You ain't got shit on me, I'm just too fuckin clean
I'm so brawny while you're just a fuckin lean-diverr
(Teamniggers cryin feel free to bring your whole crew
1v4 these niggers, without even tryin too
One million bucks being broken by this dick
That's why they call my cock the transatlantic) x2
>>531560340>There you go projecting again. This you?
>>531559351>so people aren't forced to carry you.Play. In. A. Private. Lobby.
>>531560320Damn, and when I thought bots couldn't get more trivialized.
>>531560395Play in a private lobby.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PLAY IN WAY THAT I PERSONALLY DISAGREE WITH
>YOU NEED TO DO IT IN YOUR OWN PERSONAL PRIVATE LOBBY
Cumbond
Cumdog
Cumthrower
Cumrade
Cumnade
Cumskin
>>531560395one of the better lyricspost I have read on 4chan
>>531560343I havenโt really thought of a name but that oneโs pretty cool. The theme would definitely be more bullets, thatโs all I know. Iโd say they should also have a much higher annihilator tank spawn rate, and maybe even their factory striders should have the top turret replaced with the annihilator one
What difficulty do I have to lower the game to so that my eagles and orbitals stop getting blocked by the jungle canopy? Im getting filtered by my own air support.
Notice how they never explain WHY they dont play in a private lobby. They just take personal offense to it and start name calling.
>>531560556Resident namefag and retard.
>>531560672Why should they? Its nobody's choice but theirs.
>>531560747Its also my choice to kick you from my lobby. But suddenly personal choice is a problem when that happens. Play in a private lobby.
>>531560165I think an opposite would be cool as well. Give Hulks and Berserkers a shield or two and just have the whole subfaction march you down. Bonus points if the other units get shotguns to capitalize on marching and fighting in close range.
>>531560814>rules for thee and not for mesounds berry kamala-votery
>>531560814The type of poster that needs a dose from the cumthrower
>>531560814I will then proceed to chimp out for the next 10 hours on discord and the next 7 days+ in this thread
t. Gucci Slippers
"Oh a side objective on the other side of the map is uncompleted. I'll just split off from my team and go complete it. Afterall, my teammates arent lobotomites so they'll be fine"
>Solotranny is mad about "carrying"
>Solotranny is mad about enemy reinforcements
>Solotranny is mad about bad players
>Yet they still wont play in a private lobby which would solve all their woes
Why?
>>531560672WHY don't you play in a private lobby then?
>>531560657different planets make you play different styles anontachi, just swap to eagle strafing if you need an eagle and fuck orbitals unless you really like barrages on those maps, alternatively select a different planet, megacities are gayer than any forest for limiting playstyle anyways
>>531560932Because there are people that actually want to play as a team. You dont. Why are you in my lobby? Play in a private lobby.
>>531560914A reasonable take has no place in an unreasonable argument, so don't even worry yourself about their nonsense.
>solofag does objectives by himself
>all the way on the other side of the map
>typical retard would complain
>if only there was a way to travel across the map in a fast manner while carrying others too
>FRV
>drive over there, pick him up
>we all extract in a timely manner, solofag still contributes to the team by doing objectives and cooperating
why are you teamtards and solotards being retarded about this, you can work together without acting superior to one another, please have fun in this videogayme.
Why does the teamtranny need to treat xer lobbies like subreddits? Why is everyone else the ones who are mad on a subject only the teamtranny cares about, according to the teamtranny?
>>531561048Because thats not being a solotranny. A solotranny never groups up once.
>>531561090Play in a private lobby if you want to play solo. Whats upsetting about that?
I usually humor FRVfags and group up but if my FRVfag starts to drive up to the solo guy who clearly has no interest and waste 1-2 minutes honking his fucking horn at them to get in i usually just fuck off and solo too, FRVfags are the worst when it comes to that.
>>531561090>>FRV>>drive over there, pick him up>>we all extract in a timely manner, solofag still contributes to the team by doing objectives and cooperatingDon't fucking lie to me in this thread anon. You all ended up dying in spectacular fashion as always happens with the FRV.
>I want to play in a group
>I host a public lobby or join someone
>Solotranny wants to play solo
>He joins someone elses lobby
Make it make sense.
>>531561152>A solotranny never groups up once.Wrong again.
>>531560636Did you mean the shredder tank? Im assuming the theme for this subfaction would be hail of lasers, so the shredder tank would work better for that imo
>>531559556>release APC>it's slow. as. fuck.
>>531561270>No argumentSounds like it is.
Play in a private lobby
>>531560972Having just come off a megacity op, I can say with certainty that jungles are worse. Ive never been ACKed by my own 500kg because it got stuck in a skyscraper or some shit.
>>531561256Retards and shitters don't get a lot of things tbdesu.
>>531561365The argument has been stated multiple times in the past several threads, but you have a hard time reading.
>>531561346Yeah thatโs the one I meant, itโs a bit late and I mixed up the names
>>531561354>Anal Penetration Car releases>Its slow as absolute fuck>Target practice for bots, squids, and impalers>Nobody takes it outside of the novelty of its first week>"WE DID IT, REDDIT!"
>>531560657You just gotta use eagle strafe to clear a path, then throw another eagle (I have never tested this)
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I love FRV
I love grenade launcher
I love HMG
I love supply pack
I love jet pack
I love shooting guns with lots of bullets
I love the urchin
I love impacts
I love dis gayum
>>531561401500kgs function mostly fine on cities but any eagle that strafes forwards or side to side like EAS or Strafing gets fucked by your eagles having to come in dog shit ass angles half the time.
>>531560619>6,000,000 pregnant terminids
>>531561419>The argument has been stated multiple times in the past several threadsYet you still get mad when someone tells you to play in a private lobby because you want to play solo.
>>531561480it'll be tanky as fuck honestly. Like you can just drive in the mega hive and ignore shit like bile titans, while popping out shots to shoot into bug holes.
Solotrannies are the type of people to get mad when told this is a no smoking area and are advised to go to the smoking area specifically for them.
>>531558854>everyone knew about themexcept, you know, the people in this general saying it was a fake leak
>>531561206I understand, in that case tell everyone your going on foot and it'll be ok, as long as they're reasonable(lol)
>>531561589Remember to file your C-01 permit first.
>>531561598You are the only one complaining about solochads itt. You are the only one who cares and the only one who exacerbates the issue. And instead of admitting the problem is you, you blame everyone else. Which is why you should follow your own advice and not force people to carry you. You will eventually run out of carries when everyone finds out you require a carry and block you. What will you do when you're forced to solo?
>>531560395Solofags deserve hugs
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242331516423/76561199108851031
d10 whatev
>>531536342stalkerchan probably got some crazy tongue work going on
>>531561830>And instead of admitting the problem is you, you blame everyone elseIsnt that what youre doing? You joined someone elses lobby, the host didnt want you there and got kicked and now youre acting like a sovereign citizen crying about their rights.
Play in a private lobby.
Update will be in 30 mins as we want to go home early
NO UPDATE AWARD
ENTIRE GAME'S WORTH OF UNRELEASED "LEAKED" CONTENT AWARD
INDIAN CEO AWARD
>>531561793>6,000,000 c-01 permitsDear god
>>531536712>I want to fuck a bug>Draws a normal human womanposers.
>>531561928No. Because you're the one being a complete faggot about someone else's playstyle. You have no right to dictate how someone plays retard. And you're the only one itt who does this.
*Ahem*
Mi mi mi mi miiiiiiiii
I am the Great Mighty Spooge
and I'm going to throw my seed at you!
A huge supply of coom
come from my incel goons
How about some spunk you little punk?
>>531562152>Notice how the solotranny never defends his position and instead blames it on someone elsePlay in a private lobby if getting kicked upsets you this much.
Notice how teamtranny never refutes the reddit mod claim.
How do I share an ongoing game here so people can join
>>531562082At least they still have a couple buggy parts... And the little pictures of the actual terminids are pretty well drawn
>>531562306You wouldnt have to deal with reddit mods if you play in a private lobby.
Anon, Im starting to think getting kicked is a kink for you.
>>531562292>if I just ignore the entire premise of the argument, it will cease to existPlay in a private lobby if you can't play with randoms.
>>531562407We'll find you
>>531562502But I do want to play with randoms. The problem is you dont otherwise you wouldnt be on the other side of the map by yourself. Play in a private lobby.
>>531561920>probablystalkerchan definitely has crazy tongue action, there's no probably about it
>>531536342damn bratty stalker needs correction...
>>531562604>But I do want to play with randoms.>while simultaneously treating them like guard dogsYou want to play with bots. In which case, you should be playing in private lobbies with a personal SEAF mod or something.
>>531562407We have a guide in the OP for sharing lobbies.
>>531538809Thanks for the tip, it works indeed. Somehow I feel like there are less POI than before on lvl 2 & 3 maps. Can't shake the feeling it's an elaborate swigger plan to slow down SC farming... (as people will bring mech instead of jetpack and be slower at collecting less)
>>531562825See, this is the problem. The premise is simple. Want to play alone? Play in a private lobby. You turn this into a personal issue because you cant help but project.
Play in a private lobby.
>>531562894>you are responsible for a problem only I care aboutResetting the convo and projecting your tendency to project on me is never going to work so long as you continue to be the only one itt to care about solochads solochadding. If you want bots, download a SEAF mod and play in a private lobby.
>>531562407I'm outside, open up.
>>531563109>solochads solochaddingSo why wont you play in a private lobby?
>>531563251Doesnt it make sense? You clearly want to play alone, so make a private lobby so someone who wants to play as a team can join instead.
>>531563303That's not your choice to make. :^)
>>531563397>No argumentSo you agree with me that it makes the most sense but you refuse to do it.
>>531563504That is the argument though. You have no right to dictate how people play. And if you are so bent on enforcing your playstyle on others, stay on Friends Only or download a SEAF mod and play in a private lobby.
Why do other people have to play on private when you can't do it yourself?
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>>531563725>You have no right to dictate how people play.So why do you think people should have to tolerate you being useless for the team? Play in a private lobby.
>>531563932nah i forgot to update, sorry
>>531563789Fighting these in a spore cloud was honestly kino
>>531563836I don't think doing secondary objectives and out of the way encampments is useless. It's fun and makes the game feel more tactical and stuff by sweeping the map quicker and more efficiently
>>531564035>It's fun and makes the game feel more tactical and stuff by sweeping the map quicker and more efficientlyThe play in a private lobby if you can do everything by yourself.
it's quite endearing when you stun a heavy and watch the new guys magdump it with their HMGs, grenade launchers, and autocannons
you go little dudes
>>531564069Fell to the squids and we lost all progress because lmao joel effectively sealing its fate as a forever lost planet.
>go for a short nap
>gucci shitter still chimping out
>>531563836>someone who can run off and solo the map regardless of difficulty, hitting every poi and objective to maximize rewards is useless>staying in one spot and eating up reinforcements in an endless patrol loop isn'tThank you for confirming you can't read since you obviously don't know what your posting before you post it.
>>531564257Sounds like all your problems can be solved by playing in a private lobby.
>>531564313I don't have any problems. But you could definitely use some literacy.
>>531564415Play in a private lobby and you wont have to deal with all us lesser gamers.
>>531563725Emotional argument. Opinion discarded. Also factually incorrect.
My game, my rules. Don't like it? Leave. Wanta whine and bitch? Kicked.
Here's your L.
>play horde shooter game
>doesn't shoot the horde
brown brain
>>531564490>My game, my rulesAre you Arrowhead? No. Therefore not your game. Also your gay lol
>>531564586>>My game, my rulesMy lobby. Dont like it? Play in a private lobby.
Stop fighting you're gonna make general Brasch sad :(
>>531561883death by snu snu
Teamniggers dying | To put me on the list
Cuz I'm a superstar | Put me on the top, I insist
I driveแตแดน my super car | Can't put my shit in reverse
I drop hellbars so hard | Leave you in a fuckin' hearse
Get reinforced | Away from all your fuckin' crutches
Take the walk of shame | I don't even start shit
So who's to blame? | The retard with an airburst rocket
Call me Freedom's flame | The way I fucking crisp her
I keep you around | So I can talk to ya sister (Democratic Bile Spewer)
Teamniggers dying | To put me on the list
Cuz I'm a superstar | Put me on the top, I insist
I driveแตแดน my super car | Can't put my shit in reverse
I drop hellbars so hard | Leave you in a fuckin' hearse
Up Down Right Left | Up, you're back again
How many deaths is that? | Try counting to ten
Don't use your hands | Cuz that's another crutch
Stop using gas dog | On the fucking bugs
TRVTH NVKE | Like I'm Chuddha from Japan
Your takes are colder | Than Aesir Pass
You're like Alexus | I'm not your biggest fan
You hate high performers | Like any teamnigger
Put you in white face | Now you're a Swigger!
Teamniggers dying | To put me on the list
Cuz I'm a superstar | Put me on the top, I insist
I driveแตแดน my super car | Can't put my shit in reverse
I drop hellbars so hard | Leave you in a fuckin' hearse
>>531564640Enjoy your shallow pool of the same 3 bots.
>>531564543we should be so weak that fighting is hopeless
all you should do is run to objectives and spam stratagems
>>531564653Fake. Anger and aggression makes Brasch harder than a diamond
>yeah, i bring muscle enhancement just so I dont have to be bothered by the storm that shows up once every ten minutes.
>>531564746>3>Not including himselfSo you finally decided to play in a private lobby?
>>531564661>Me when I see chargers
>>531564746>He thinks everyone is like himWhat is it with solotrannys and their egos?
What the fuck happened to Oasis we were taking it
>>531564863>>531564971>retarded answers showing a lack of reading comprehensionThere are ~50k others I can play with. Solochad problems are exclusively a (You) problem. Learn to read please.
>new stun ""buffs"" are actually a nerf in disguise
>tesla towers no longer stun chargers in 1 arc
>arc thrower no longer stuns hulks in 1 shot
>reports of gas taking longer to apply if you aren't the host
Holy shit, Alexus came back and is still being a gigantic faggot
>>531565167>There are ~50k others I can play with.Except you dont because youre on the other side of the map.
Play in a private lobby and you'll see how nothing changed.
>>531565025No we weren't, doesn't matter anyway because the story and the MOs are railroaded
>>531565279>railroadedYou dont know what that word means
>>531565237Not everyone is like you, illiterate-kun. Nobody, other than you, is going to kick me because I am doing the mission for them.
>>531565343It's like the railgun
>>531565183No turrets allowed for you, you will have one charger spawning 10m away from each of your turrets to instantly destroy it and you will like it
>>531565368>Notice how he keeps deflecting and moving the goalpostJust play in a private lobby. You still havnt explained why you dont play in a private lobby.
>>531519002you forgot portujeet & poortujeet
>>531565343>win MO>nothing happens except for useless flavor text nobody gives a fuck about>lose MO>nothing happens except for a slightly different flavor text nobody still gives a fuck about
>>531565183https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1m1we2e/psa_stun_effect_was_actually_nerfed_instead_of/
>LedditI know, but read the fucking post so you understand whats going on.
>>531565492>moving the goalpostsThere you go being illiterate again.
>>531565523You forgot to mention the part where the same big events they were planning still end up happening regardless of how the galactic war was going.
>>531565425That dude is the fucking dumbest 'developer' ever. I'd fire that dumb ass asap if I were his manager. What a stupid bitch to is stingy with fucking imaginary numbers in a video game because he treats it like every bot/bug/squid we kill comes out of his paycheck. What a fucking stupid 'i only see things by spreadsheet' fucktard who never should be in the industry to begin with.
>>531565523Thank you for confirming you dont know what railroading means.
>take short break from wage cage
>rev up /hdg/ on shartphone
>gucci whiffer melty hour
contribooting t. a discordtroon
>>531565638>Still hasnt explained why he doesnt just play in a private lobby
>>531565782>still hasn't come up with a good reason why anyone should play in a private lobby other than personal gripes
>>531565782nta but I said it before but a squad wreaking havoc one map across is nice background noise
>>531565857I already told you why. Play in a private lobby.
>>531565871https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll5uLarRK-Q&list=PLD3jhVOoQpLN3CGnCR57EywCnscObyU54
Play in a private lobby
>>531565782Nta, but wouldn't splitting off to do objectives only work with at least a team of two? One person alone would be around the same speed as a full team of four, but two duos or a team of three and a solo would manage to cover ground WAY faster, which is basically the whole point.
>>531565915>I already told you why.And it was a personal gripe. Not a good reason.
>>531565915I don't want to play in a private lobby. I'm just not going to follow you around is all.
>>531565976>And it was a personal gripe. Not a good reason.Play in a private lobby
>>531566102If youre not going to play with the team then why arnt you in a private lobby?
>>531566104>no argumentI accept your concession.
>>531566217It wasnt a gripe, it was a sound reason.
You want to play alone.
Why arnt you in a private lobby?
>>531566189You're asking questions you've already gotten answers for, dipshit. Why don't you make an effort of finding three people willing to follow you around and indulge your need to do a gay NCO roleplay?
>>531565492I will answer that question for him, it is because solonigger are too shit to actually play alone, he needs other teammates to distract all the bug breaches and bot drops to their location for him so he can run off to do the main objective and secondary objectives without ever facing a single enemy. He can't do that alone without other teammates because a single enemy drop will end his run in minutes. Honestly just treat soloniggers like expendable slaves, let them speed run the mission for you then kick them out of your lobby and enjoy the rest of the match killing shit and actually having fun playing the game.
>>531565972Solotrannies dont do teams of two. They run off by themselves and get mad when you suggest they play in a private lobby.
>>531566285Why dont you make an effort to play in a private lobby if youre just going to play alone and do a gay black ops roleplay?
>>531566268It was a personal gripe. You don't want to cooperate in a co-op shooter and instead want to dictate playstyles. Unfortunately, that is the exact opposite of cooperation.
This is a bot right?
I refuse to believe a human, let alone two, would engage in this idiotic bickering.
>>531566410>You don't want to cooperate in a co-op shooterThen why are you on the other side of the map if thats what you want?
Play in a private lobby.
>>531566426Nope. Last time some autist got so upset over obvious ragebait they started spamming furry scat art.
>>531566502>>531566365Why are you projecting again?
>>531566367Sometimes you don't need teams of two though. Sometimes it's better to have a team of three for the main objective for extra firepower, and one guy to sweep up secondaries that are far away from the main group.
We fight Bot Drops | You fight POIs
We fight Bug Breaches | You see a pouncer and die
We fight Squids | You run home
We fight together | You fight alone
(Gang!)
F-R-V | Stacked by my whole crew
We do drive-by's | You do drive-thru's
You're a fat fuck | It takes 3 to carry you
You just suck | It takes 3 to carry you
Four of us | Can take an army
One of you | runs, calling mommy
We cover | Eachother's weakness
You solofag | When we call the breaches
We fight Bot Drops | You fight POIs
We fight Bug Breaches | You see a pouncer and die
We fight Squids | You run home
We fight together | You fight alone
(Gang!)
Guess what? | You got kicked
Nothing's changed | Why you a bitch
Run away | Run home
Scout armor | No backbone
We fight Bot Drops | You fight POIs
We fight Bug Breaches | You see a pouncer and die
We fight Squids | You run home
We fight together | You fight alone
x2
>>531566559>and one guy to sweep up secondaries that are far away from the main group.He should play in a private lobby if he wants to play alone.
>>531566546My response:
>>531566217Play in a private lobby
>>531566527It wasn't ragebait. Someone lost their shit :^) because they got proven wrong.
>>531566559>special pleadingNot an argument.
GAELLIVARE IS UNDER ATTACK
AIsloppa lyrics is technically spam isn't it
>>531566703That's not special pleading. Please learn to read.
>>531566708lol we'll lose both tarsh and gaellivare
>>531566365Ah, that makes sense. Would make sense why hes so defensive about being told to play in a private lobby.
>>531566759maybe but they're fire though
>>531566768>n-n-nuh uh!Also not an argument. Re-educate yourself.
>>531565580>Stuns were 300% stronger in four mans.Wow as a solo fag I thought this was a decent but not really great buff. Crazy to think stuns were THAT good.
I will say I took pummeler for a spin, and yeah I was basically killing shit on the shot after the stun applied. Very bayud
>>531566651>>531566703I don't think it makes sense to want to drag the whole team to secondary objectives that are just a quick in and out that one guy can pull off. Anything else just seems like a waste of time to me, like have you really never branched off from the main group to blow up a lone fab or search for POIs?
>>531567018>I don't think it makes sense to want to drag the whole team to secondary objectivesPlay in a private lobby if you dont want that to weigh so heavily on your conscious. Or use FRV
>>531565580s-s-stunsissies....our response???
>>531565183>>arc thrower no longer stuns hulks in 1 shotarc thrower has taken 2 zaps to stun hulks for months now
t. arc thrower main
>teamtrannies getting so bootyblasted they start samefagging, ignoring posts and copying posts that triggered them with their own cringe twists like the faggot shills on /pol/
some fags come to /vg/ to get away from /pol/ please fuck off back to your board
>>531566819Yeah, I know all that because I used to be a solonigger like him, it's the most braindead boring way to play the game honestly
Reasons why soloniggers are bad:
>They complete every objectives on their own
>They don't have any enemy on them so they don't die
>They have every enemy on them so they die all the time
>They're not with the team so the team dies
>They use every resupply
>They use the supply pack (morally reprehensible) to not use resupplies
>>531567067I use urchin exclusively because the stagger is funny
>>531565580>The middle of 300 is 20Swedish math.
>Solotranny beginning to panic because hes not as popular as he thought he was
This is what happens when you dont actually play with other people.
>>531567179>>They're not with the team so the team diesThe team should stop being shit.
>>531567179>Needs a solo top to carry him n treat him like a lil boy sissi so he doesn't get fucked by the scary stalker ladies
I would post a lobby but I want to play with new warbond items. Not the armors though, why the fuck would you ever make a perk not only useless but actively detrimental?!
>>531567179don't forget some of them WILL reinforce you half way across the map in the middle of fucking nowhere help them open a bunker door or help them killing a group of enemy they can't handle
>>531567353So solotrannies have a white savior complex?
I wanted to try and have a talk with this guy to try and see if he was being genuine or not, and I can now safely say he really is just baiting. My mistake bros.
>>531567374Extra stim time good tho c:
Am I the only one getting tired of the Mega City maps? Just feels so.... boring.
>>531567374what you mean the gun probably is on the first page and like 10 medals man just make the lobby so we play together
>>531567514No you are not, mega city map are fucking boring, I much prefer the open map
>>531567374It wasn't useless until Alexus took a fat Somalian load up his tight Slavic asshole and he increased bleed damage ten-fold.
He pulled a similar stunt when Freedom's Flame release by nerfing fire just before it came out.
>>531567353>solofags kill stalkers right before they drag me back to their den and rape me to deathwtf I hate solofags now
>>531567483Play in a private lobby.
>>5315618832/4 again, waiting for bond to drop, come chill
>>531567514It was a neat gimmick for a little bit, but colonies just feel way better to play.
>>53156754610 minutes until it unlocks
>>531565972You're responding to shitposting expecting logic?
WARBOND SOON!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
you guys notice that after gucci was fingered as a shazamnigger and it became a pasta that was indirectly humiliating to them, the aquatranny avatarfag suddenly came back as if he'd called for backup in his moortuguese kike revenge quest?
>>531567179Yo can I have some of your solonigs. Mine just eat reinforcements trying to farm pois and avoid main objectives.
YOU NEED TO RESTART THE GAME TO GET THE WARBOND TO APPEAR IN THE GAME ANYWAY YOU FUCKING BUFFOON, WHY WOULD I JOIN ANY LOBBY DURING THIS MOMENT?
>>531567491I would instantly trade the arc resist and stim duration for a revive that didn't permanently Super Cripple you.
>bring thermites + engineer perk to dispose of heavy armor, epic style, just like the youtuber tier memers told me to
>they start bouncing off hulks, sometimes twice in a row
Thats not supposed to happen. Whats going on???
>>531567374>gives you a free extra life if you die and don't get dismembered in the process>also gives you extra stim duration and Arc resistance, both of which are constantly beneficial regardless of the revive mechanicThe HP drain only applies if you've been revived, so you come out ahead no matter what. The alternative is having to wait for a reinforcement and having to pick up all your stuff again, which you can do anyways once you die for real on that Helldiver.
FIVE MINUTES
FIVE MINUTES UNTIL NO APC
>>531567390>forces the team to open bunkers so they can get 30 SC for freeActually based
>team-dependent teamtrannies having any experience soloing anything higher than trivial
What really happens is:
>solofag runs off to do everything while the rest of the team does whatever
>clears out whatever objective/base/poi he's at with his all-purpose build
>is (maybe) actively searching for samples some of the team might need
>leaves reinforcing to his teammates until he dies
>if he dies, he stays with someone until he can get back and finish up or drag them along
>goes back to help team once objectives/bases/pois are cleared
A teamtranny wouldn't understand because they are too bad at the game and dependent on support fire from their teammates to do anything impactful.
So what wouldโve been the point of saving oasis to โhack the automaton netoworkโ?
>>531568008been a thing since thermites first existed. it happens more when they're the thing you are trying to stick is right in your face
>>531567878I'm glad you're excited robuttanon
>>531568008Thermites aren't supposed to be used as your sole source of AT, it's a point blank last resort if your actual AT isn't available at that very moment.
>>531568085>>531568106So why arnt you in a private lobby?
nothing ever happens
hopetrannies lost
the warbond will be shit
there will be no APC
post music you're listening to before the warbond drop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSZ4SR2GJzU
>>531568158Why are you illiterate?
>>531568127Joel might've dropped the defense level from 40 to 30 maybe, who cares
>>531568203Play in a private lobby.
>Solo Chad
>Knows the team can't do everything
>Breaks off to clear difficult side objectives
>Returns to save the team, and safely take them to extract
>Team Baby
>Sticks with team, even when its a bad idea
>Dies often and poorly
>Can't clear objectives even with 3x the resources
>Proceeds to say it was the 1 Solo Chads fault, even though the 3 Team Babies couldn't even clear one main objective
>Comes to /hdg/ to cry about it seeking other Team Babies to back him up
>about to take a nap
>2 mins till warbond
God hates me
>>531568359>warbond drops at 7pm local time Based Swedes love Sector 1
>>531568329>>Knows the team can't do everythingSo play in a private lobby.
>>531568329this but i shit myself when the solochad runs off
>weapons with stun effects have been getting multiplicative stun strength based on player count
>this has now been fixed
>as a result stun weapons have effectively taken a massive hit to their effectiveness
and here I am with 70% of my play time having been spent with just 1 friend in my lobby so this hasn't impacted my enjoyment or opinion of these weapons at all
>>531568329>Proceeds to say it was the 1 Solo Chads fault, even though the 3 Team Babies couldn't even clear one main objectiveThe biggest fucking BTFO I have ever read against team fags who complain about 1 guy doing their own thing, the ONLY reason they complain is because they fail, then look for anything to blame.
"Lower the difficulty"
"Play in a private lobby"
What other phrases makes this thread shit their pants?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242336816843/76561199108851031
d10 wahtevs, new bond
It's out, warbond testing, medal grinding (aka playing the damn game normally) lobby. Bot 10
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242336804938/76561198073214698
>superstore updated
>but warbond isnt there
It's up by the way, you can stop crying at each other and go do it in game instead.
>>531568617Heavy armor sucks
High pen > med pen > low pen
>>531568434No, your only utility is to maybe clear one nest and two POIs per mission so I can complete the mission 10% faster. You are only here to make it slightly more convenient for me while I do the rest of the work myself.
>tfw didnt grind SC
haha guess im spending all day in d1 missions
>>53156861760-day buff patch
>>531568582So why arnt you in a private lobby if youre so much more well off without your team?
>>531568619full, im sorry a4
>>531568731god fricking dammit
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242337011817/76561198066017633
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242337012122/76561198126520852
D10, Robots.
>>531568696Play in a private lobby
file
md5: 8eb9548294e7aa8c9db9102fdb7088b1
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If you want more cooperation why didn't you do more to oppose the bufftoddlers who had the game trivialized to such an extent that damn near any player can solo full clear d10?
>Plasma cannon uses ammo
Dunno why I just assumed it had infinite and recharges over time
>>531568929/hdg/ actually sucks at hd2 which is not a surprise
>>531568929>frog poster>shittiest shitter take imaginable Name a more iconic duo.
>Joined in the last 30 seconds of someones game
>No rewards
Oh fuck off
>new emote actually makes your character laugh
very nice
Oh my fucking god this new armor passive is unbelievably fucking retarded and UNUSABLE LMFAO it drains your fucking health in like 5 seconds MORE ARMORS TO THE BIN!!!
>>531569059Explain why we should stick together when the game is clearly balanced for solo commando power fantasy runs where one guy removes a garrison's worth of shit within a couple scenes.
>>531569145It has been ten minutes sir
>>531569145>Die>WHY CANT I LIVE AGAIN!?Retard
>>531568945Plasma requires matter to superheat, and the current plasma weapons we have also need to be reloaded, stupidhead.
>>531569232>No heavy plasma with backpack >No minigun just baby-minigun Lame and sad
>>531569189Im asking the questions here, nigger. Explain why (You) expect things (You)r way in another person's lobby.
>>531569145>swedes added hemophilia inflicted helldivers to the gameBASED, REALISM GODS WON
>>531569213>Die >Why not die again?Extra retard lol
>>531569354Because there's no rational reason to be against solo divers. We don't need all reinforcements. We certainly don't need 400% firepower nor anything close to it to get through anything. Time savings are gold though. So do solo speed run shit as much as you can.
>epoch
>3 bullets in mag and does fuck all damage
>only 4 spare mags
>gets back only 2 mags from supply pack
>laser turret
>pretty much blows itself up instantly
>new armor passive
>takes so much damage, the main gimmick is basically pointless because of it
Love me some pre-nerfed warbond
d10 lobby picks
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242337641120/76561198122378705
>>531569507future anon tried to warn us...
>You keep your weapon charge even during teleport
>You can teleport into bunkers
Oh yeah, this is a 10/10 warbond because you can warp into bunkers alone.
worse railgun and worse tenderizer (with gimmick), hopefully the backpack is worth it
>Variable only gets scope customization
What's even the point of this system when tons of weapons only get the most basic barebones shit? Not to mention that most scope options don't matter anyway. You either go iron sights for the ergo, 10x for sniper memes or 2x/4x depending on preference. Nobody needs all the shitty cqc holo sights.
>>5315694861. You aren't in a position to dictate what players need or don't need.
2. Speedrunning is an activity for trannies. This is not hyperbole, this is fact.
3. If you're playing in a lobby with others, then by definition you're not playing solo. Gotcha.
QED.
>can only change scopes on the new gun
giga lame
I spam enthusiastic mirth!
Is it just me or is Variable just worse stalwart
>>531569652one guy fucking died back to 3/4
JEGA! WE WE REACHED THE BUMP LIMIT! PREPARE THE-
>>531570308AHH, YOU HAVE DONE WELL, OLD FRIEND!
>>531518757 (OP)New player. In which order should i get the different warbonds?
Any that are must-have, and any I should avoid altogether?
>>531571425Just be yourself.
