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>How to WebM
https://obsproject.com
https://github.com/argorar/WebMConverter
https://github.com/michaelmob/WebMCam

>Previous thread
>>531437626

>>531528731
Google promotes small channels.
If youtube worked like steam does you'd go to the front page and ONLY see mr.beast, cocomelon, and T-Series

Will /agdg/ survive the coompocalypse ?

nodev? blame your parents

>>531530869
>make a youtube channel
>shitpost about your game
>also other stuff related
>if you're constant you'll monetize it
>eventually your first game will release
>some people following your channel will buy it
>since you're making the marketing, it doesn't matter where you're selling it
That's what I'll do

>>531531645
>or god

>>531531415
IT'S COOMOVER

>>531531415
>he didn't take the "make sfw game and hide all nsfw content behind an off-steam patch" pill

>>531531645
A nodev can no sooner become a yesdev through effort than a worm can become a man through hard work.

>>531531415
Sucks to be you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be working on my amazing game featuring talking animals based on stories I made with my friends.

>>531533296
I forgot how ugly fygoon was.

>>531533389
Sayeth the fat slob loser who thinks with his micropenis and has no friends.

>>531531645
This, but unironically.

>>531533563
If imagining me as an ugly fat guy helps you at night then I won't stop you.

Is there a market for edgeslop? I'm making a silly puzzle/mystery game that hates the player and is generally morbid. You're a PI and there's a scene where one of the chapter 2 villains, a racist formosan-tautic (who are basically one of the 4 main races in the near US future: southeast Asian hapa/hispanic mixes living in a large megalopolis, along with hispanic/white mixes, white/east Asian mixes, and black/hispanic mixes) cries about his 4.5 inch penis and you get him fired from his job as an office clerk/AI prompter, and he kills himself

>>531534069
Theme doesn't matter. Gameplay genre matters.
>puzzle
No. NGMI.

>>531533813
Don't worry about me; can't say the same for your poor mother worrying about your CPAP machine failing in the middle of the night. Now, we can keep talking about your zhaba-like appearance, but this is a game development thread and I'd much rather chortle at your lack of any imagination and your inability to create a game.

>>531534304
Yeah I'm not making a sidescroller or an RPG
whatever I'm sticking with it

are there any video games where you hunt incels

>>531534336
>still making up shit about my life to feel better about his
Relax.

>>531534467
It sounds to me like you want to write a story, not a video game. Why not just do that?

>>531534715
Maybe a stupid reason, but I just wanted to play a game like that

>>531531901
DAS RITE goy, do the marketing and give gaben the 30% because................... because................. JUST BECAUSE OKAY?!

>>531534563
there are quite a for porn games like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkcnHNAGQA8

this faggot grifter thought long and large about whomst games he should namedrop when it comes to games that had demo and he vomited 3 games made by other youtube grifters in a bid to be noticed, this is the market and this is how psychopaths operate, this is how the inner circle operates
you humiliate yourself to get in in every single evil system

Would you guys play an NTR shmup?

>>531535320
Please go away

>>531534568
>Relax
Oh so it's a loser from the 'Cord. Got it.

>>531535275
Holy fuck. This is an example of someone that NEEDS to stop deving and just read more, watch more films, and experience a bit more of life. Experience and your knowledge-base informs design. This guy just sounds retarded and vapid.

>>531535486
Why did you even respond retard

>incest games: banned
>slave games: banned
>SEX with HITLER: approved
chuds... we won

>>531535320
No. Only vanilla shmup
.

should I make a HD2D game after all?

>>531536071
Sure, why not. It's a great excuse to mix asset styles.

i have been severely underestimating the significance of music in my games
a good song goes such a long way in enhancing the experience

>>531536461
In that it'll straight deceive players into thinking a game is good. But is that really winning?

>>531536071
yes, ask cris for some notes too

>>531536568
depends on your goals

>>531536626
If not AI, looks great,

>>531536626
If AI, looks great

man godot shadows are so fucking ugly...

>>531536626
If it looks great, AI.

>>531537330
how so?

>>531537330
Because they're using a 3rd party library using 27 year old tech, poorly implemented.

>>531537330
use woman godot shadows

>>531537330
You have to adjust the settings, moron.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWc-3y_XfLQ

will the african americans actually get into roguelikes because of this? i had no fucking idea there was a huge hungry playerbase for sports indie game, i thought they only played EA slop

>>531538114
balatroball

>>531538114
>roguelike
>sports game
Don't fool yourself.

what do i even do now, the crackdown on porn games is getting worse and worse, if i make anything i want to make i'll risk getting delisted everywhere.
how can visa and mastercard claim to be against rape when they are constantly raping me.

>>531538751
put all the porn content in an "unofficial" patch outside of steam

>>531538908
>add a technical hurdle that lowers your market reach by 99%

>>531538751
>he doesn't have his own site and accept crypto for his games

>>531539135
>market reach

>>531537330
the default settings are catered for low fidelity graphics. check the "lights and shadows" section of project settings. make sure to enable "advanced settings" in the top right. you may also need to tweak shadow bias for a light if the shadows are misaligned, but this happens in like every engine.

>>531538751
did you vote for an AIPAC owned politician? if so you did it to yourself, this is just because porn websites are bleeding money (most of them are unprofitable) so they're trying to kill the competition, having "risky" themes and impossible situation is the advantage of 2d smut but it's also taking money away from jewish owned porn platforms

games with this feel?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/959800/TIRELESS_Prepare_For_The_Adrenaline/

Looks like nobody is buying games.

>>531536626
Just found out this has been in development for like 2 or 3 years. Patreon milker? Or will it release?

At the end of the day the only one who can stop me is myself.

>>531539942
I too miss when RPGs could be haha whacky and not have to completely make sense. This crazy worldbuilding is what made your neurons fire and try to rationalize all of it which is half the fun of an RPG.

>>531431946
I'm curious can you post your games
can't you try getting a job in gamedev or related to gamedev using your 15 years of games as a portfolio?

I'm making a cooking roguelike with a set of random ingredients at the start. End-goal is All-clad cookware.

>>531533389

>>531540568
I don't get it.

>>531539942
ps1 was just generic ultimaslop that was popular in the 80s, there were a million games exactly like it

>>531540983
Post even 5 ultima clones

>>531541293
I could probably post like 30.

>>531541293
>Questron I
>Questron II
>Phantasie I
>Phantasie II
>Phantasie III
>Legacy of the Ancient
>Legend of Blacksilver
>Phantasy Star 1

>>531541465
The more the merrier

>>531541528
Clone of which ultima?

>>531541293
dickie garrison basically made his fortune off suing superior ultima clones rather than actually selling video games

>>531541628
4 because it's the best

>>531540057
Seems like if you have any kind of interesting project the best thing to do is just blue ball people for as long as possible and milk that patreon money.

Welcome to the grifter economy.

>>531534563
you hurt incels by walking around being happy with your girlfriend.

>>531538751
2026 the year of gooners mangionizing visa/mastercard CEOs
but this banking puritanism has been going on for a while. thanks, Obama.

>doood, we should be a cashless society!
>*banks now have absolute power to completely deperson you on a whim*
what could go wrong?

Fuck p*rn games and fuck p*rn game devs. You make MY life harder as a tasteful softcore dev. You people disgust me.

I want to make a base building rts game
how screwed am I?

never forget

>>531541946
xu4, exult, nox archaist, minima, dransik, Realms of Antiquity, moonring, caves of lore, skald the black priory, ultizurk, Antepenult,lurking, cosmos secret melody, Nahlakh, Natuk, epikos, dark disciples, and Aleshar: World of Ice

>>531542885
>RTS
>in 2025
You're not even screwed. You're a hole.

>>531543010
so I have the same chances of success as someone with exceptional skills, discipline, and work ethic? great!

>>531543010
That makes no sense.

>>531543267
haha, no, you got your gacha pull at birth and now you're living with the consequences

Does anyone have an example code for a sonic adventure 2 like game? I want to try different things for the momentum system.

Also multiplayer and networking to get those sweet sweet furry erp dollars (really so I can have fun with friends)

>>531543348
but making more or less effort NOW is mostly irrelevant for my chances of success? I can just phone it in and I'll do about as well as if I applied maximum effort?

>>531540412
He's been posting the same shit for years now, he doesn't know that it's like that for literally everyone looking for work. He also doesn't understand that half the problem is his shitty attitude.

It doesn't matter, it's only going to get worse with the deluge of AI shit. Half the population in the west are going to become a literal slave class.

>>531543504
I'm sorry but you already rolled trash tier talent your ngmi no matter how much you attempt to bargain with anonymous strangers on the internet

>>531543267
Your probability of making it is 0%. My probability of making it is 100%. We are not the same.

>>531543561
>being slave to entertainment
>good
>being slave to anything else
>bad

>>531543893
Have you considered... not being a slave to anything?

>>531540412
I don't want to get doxxed which I would if I posted my games.

But the problem is I'm not getting job interviews. It's as simple as that. Of course I first tried getting gamedev jobs and I have nothing else to put in my resume except the games I made. But the filter is no interviews.

>>531543561
>he doesn't know that it's like that for literally everyone looking for work
So someone who's been making games for the past 16 years has the same chances of getting an interview as someone who's worked for a software company last year? Get real, I'm in a deeper hole than almost anyone here.

>>531544082
Ain't you read Nietzche? You are already a slave by choosing your master.

>>531544205
>master
What is this, some kind of martial arts delusion? Do you think you're training to be a Naruto?

>>531543893
>"being a slave" to something you enjoy
vs
>doing something you don't enjoy to make your bosses richer
Yeah those are a bit different buddy

>just received my first donation from my game on itchio after 3 weeks
bros... wagmi

>>531538751
It's not Visa it's the middlemen they use
Shops in Japan for instance stopped taking Visa/Mastercard on their website but still accept it for in-person payment

Third person cameras are such cancer, I can't wait to go back to making first person games.

>>531546418
*online middlemen

>>531546869
As if, animating first person arms is a nightmare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xriBUkmhleA

we are in the blatant copy era, originality doesnt matter anymore
this will be successful just like that FTL clone btw just because people want more of the same with a different skin

Originality never mattered.

>>531547287
Beats animating an entire body.

imagine, in the year of our lord 2025, complaining that some games are like other games

>>531548230
This, but unironically.

Traditionally it was the people with less talent who were out there making indie games because the people with great talent would generally take the safe option and go into the industry. Your competition years ago was just hobbiests. That's changed now since the industry basically doesn't hire westerners anymore. With all the layoffs you're now you're competing with people who have talent and connections.

>Feature added:
Simple collision on carpet furls
>Time taken to implement:
About 2 1/2 minutes
*wipes sweat from forehead*
Phew! A little bit of progress every day adds up fast!

>>531548740
Show me all these so-called people who have talents and connections and their games. As far as I'm aware, they're a boogeyman that doesn't exist. Even if they did, there's no guarantee they'll pump out a successful game.

>>531548740
Some of the people layed off were, a lot of them made dogshit anon

Also, upgrading to Unreal 5.6 gave an immediate 30fps boost in all of my scenes, Nanite/Lumen is truly optimized in 5.6. Fucking insane. Solo devs who stay on the same version are handicapping themselves.

Here fren, I encoded off the blu-ray >>531532463

Will Bokube release in 2025?
https://poll-maker.com/poll5536314xa3FF4881-164
Please vote in this IP grabber

>>531549112
fuck off pedo, stop spamming your garbage with a nodev larp blogpost

>>531549112
nice

>>531548893
Whats your opinion on Unreal Engine 5
>>531549112
>Lain
Uhh just dont breathe too close to me

>>531549430
I love Lain
100% will add references to her in my game. Her dress and hairband would be easy to implement, especially on Metahumans
>>531549646
I love both

I have nothing funny or interesting to say.
https://files.catbox.moe/e15237.png

>rendering some ui elements in old programs
this is like the quickest path to ez soul

it is i, gravity-camera anon from a few threads ago and i have a new issue i cannot solve

i have this code thats meant to check for the ground, but it detects the ground too low and causes my character to slowly sink
the obvious fix is to just move the collision sphere higher, but if i do that then it cant detect the ground low enough for slopes.

what do i do in this scenario bwos? help would be very appreciated

sloptopia

My game doesn't have a camera - you see through the eyes of the main character.

>>531550765
i dont know why but i burst out laughing when i read
>detects the ground too low and causes my character to sink

>>531548740
no you don't understand
im HIM
thats what makes agdg so powerful
everyone here has main character derangement syndrome

>>531550067
Well at least those paintings are nice.
The hot air balloon looks like a vulva though, yonic even

>>531550948
idk how else to describe it, he stops falling and then starts slowly falling like hes sinking in mud which is obviously very bad, no clue how to fix it though since ground detection needs to be low but if its any higher then it wont work for slopes

>>531550765
common problem
you need to use a raycast

>>531551613
You’ll garner more responses if you attach a recording of the video.
Nvidia recoding + Handbrake to make an MP4 or webm

the game I'm building is unprecedented.

It's scary how early to this I am. SCARY. I'm going to set this trend.

people will say [anon's game]-like.

>>531551921
cris why do you use that spacing in all your posts

why yes I am making an (a)woken-like, how did you know?

my game hits you with fun while telling you my self-insert story as you play with the fun toys.

>>531540670
Haha

new C successor just dropped

>>531551749
if i use a raycast though the same thing happens unless i make it too long

>>531552354
Computer Science degree from r/gamedev

>>531552354
honestly i always feel a little bad for cris, hes too retarded to figure out how to properly make a game so he just gets mocked endlessly

>why isnt the code working
>look at code again
>it seems correct
>check what code is being called
>its calling the left button press
>instead of the up button press because i copy and pasted it
real brainlet hours

>>531553729
Took my 30 minutes to realize that I was trying to define an object that wasnt even in the class

a break from the mundane game systems to prototype something actually fun tonight

>>531531415
am i the only one happy about this?
yeah i dont wanna log into steam and see "wah my stepmom is a hentai demon from outer space also shes an oppai loli and 9000 years old"

>>531554129
why should the world be limited to whatever you want to see on steam
for all we know you hate fps games

>>531554185
there's a clear difference between a game i dont like and just straight up porn ai porn slop
i mean not really but still

>>531553846
this doesn't mean anything. you don't define objects, you create objects. and they're not IN a class, they're an instance of a class.

all my functions return a happy face emoji if they worked and a sad face emoji if they errored =^.^=

>>531554081
is this porn?

>>531554371
took me some time to fix the thing that broke in my noobdev tutorial program
faggot

Remember to always let other people make your art for you!

>>531554732
So who was lying in this?

>>531554732
>1200 reviews
I'm sure they can afford the new models now.

>>531554732
lol the car models are literally the only thing in this game besides fucking trees
>>531555036
if one wants to really get jewish im pretty sure none of them do because that car body is copyrighted by honda or whatever make it is

>>531554081
@Visa @MasterCard this one too

I just realized theobrobine uses 3D models with a 2D anime shader to animate his smut. I thought it was all hand drawn this whole time...

>check steam recent releases to see if porn games are indeed a problem
>last release is some female gooner dexter rape sim

>>531554081
You should make this your main game.

>>531554732
Sketchfab barely even exists anymore.jm

see you fags in 1-2 years, coding is the easy part for me but working with asset slop and prototype shapes is a real snooze in gamedev. In the meantime just going to keep making money in crypto. What about you all? don't tell me you are actually learning art.

>>531556081
coding is the part thats the most easy to replace

>>531556154
wrong that would be music

>>531556195
bad music could make a great game worse

>>531550765
Is your character not a rigid kinematic body?

>finally off tomorrow
>too tired braindead to do any complex work
fffuuugg I hate when this happens. idk what to work on. guess I'll just mess around with UI

>>531550765
retard here
this is what you do
have a second invisible ground floating on top of the real ground and use that as a death zone trigger thing to check if the character is whatever

>>531555036
less risk to lie on sketchfab and sell stolen models than to file easily demonstrably false dmca claims against a commercial product (which could even escalate into a criminal matter)

>>531556438
Are you a desk job wagie? You're NGMI. The only viable way to have both a job and work this jobby is to have a primarily physical job, so you can rest your body while you work on your game and then rest your brain at work.

>>531546351
Ignore him, he has the anti-hedonism brainrot where he thinks that you enjoying something and being happy means you are slave to your emotions and not exercising your free will, because having a free will means you do shit you hate doing instead of being "slave to your desires". Yeah, imagine being your own slave and doing what you tell yourself to do, lol.

>>531556081
AI (especially the cheap model you’re interacting with) is always just giving you the "consensus opinion" it doesn’t actually do any figuring itself. Not even when you ask it about (kinda) itself.
Meanwhile the consensus is always that AI will be able to do $HARD_THING in two years at most. So that’s the answer you get.
t. waiting for AI to be able to generate perfect 2D sprite sheets for 2 years and counting

>>531556909
define perfect

>crash out on mom because she took me outta flowstate
the autism is too strong with me

>>531557137
Post flowstate progress.

>>531556601
I'm a physical job wagie. Although I am tired after work I'm just a gigaslug tonight out of nowhere which I hate when I can stay up late deving
Maybe I'll just down more caffeine

>>531557234
i dont have anything thats why im so steamed
>,<

>>531556840
I remember thinking like that when I was like 19

>>531556601
>anon who never tried to work on his game after coming back from a leg workout
the only way to gamedev effectively is to be jobless and have your mootette girlfriend support you

>>531557137
Apologize to your mother

>>531531645
I can't blame my parents because they had parents that had parents and so on and so forth.
I need to blame the first guy... some kind of... ancestor....

>>531557687
>not blaming the first living organism
NGMI

I've been trying to wrap my head around how to create an infinite corridor.
Don't even know where to begin or how to code this. Any ideas?

>>531557134
'perfect' was the word used by the Anon I responded to.
For me the point is, the animations should be fluid, meaning not include any jitter. I think that’s where AI fails hardest, as even the still images it produces are (still) inconsistent if you look to closely. So how to achieve consistency over 8-12 pictures in a row? Also when you add multiple perspectives to the requirement, you now have 8-12 pictures over 4-16 viewing angles, that should all be consistent with each other. Failures in this regard would also be really, really time-consuming to fix by hand.
I think a way more reasonable workflow for AI would be to, like humans do, first create some kind of 3D model, including animations, and then render that out to sprite-sheets. However for the time being AI fags somehow insist on the "create full product from zero" approach for just about anything. Quality of AI stills would probably also improve if someone taught it to properly draw, for once.

>>531557589
I regularly play 3-4 hours of tennis in 90+F heat and come home ready to dev.

>>531557687
>we all descend from a common nodev ancestor

>>531557828
2 cameras and teleportation

>>531557854
this thing?

>>531529478
those sprites are so bad compared to ragnarok and the stock textures and props don't help

>>531536071
that looks hideous

>>531540057
>Looks like nobody is buying games.
nobody's buying speedrunning games like that

>>531543081
why is dransik there

>>531558032
No, I don't think that will work.
Need a way to generate terrain in front of the player, me thinks.

Think of a cuboid that keeps extending forward but you can add some randomness to it, some angles.

>korean webcomic authors be like
>"I think this is how video games work"

>>531540057
>Crafted by a solo developer -
Does putting this cringe into the short desc really help selling games?

>>531539942
Blending of scifi and fantasy is interesting. I'm more into PSO but some of the old Phantasy Star artwork hits hard for that sort of aesthetic.

>>531558862
One round in D&D used to be equivalent to "1 minute of time" so this would be a 5-round stun, not unreasonable.

>>531558882
nobody cares about you if your a solo dev unless your famous or have some type of inbuilt fan base

I’ve been trying to rotate models by Vector3’s rather than Quaternions, am I retarded

>>531548893
that looks more dumb than clipping through it because it's fucking carpet you wouldn't be able to stand on top of it like that

>>531559020
The only video game I know of where you could stun someone for 5 minutes was Dark Age of Camelot.

>>531550765
>>531551613
If you're applying the gravity with physics it shouldn't sink if it's against a collider.

Are you using a spherecast for the ground detection? I'd recommend doing multiple raycasts from different points which would help you figure out an average. You need to start the cast above the bottom of your character and it needs to end below the bottom of your character. That way you can detect slopes. If one of the raycasts misses with a fixed length then it would suggest there's a very sharp slope or the character is on a ledge. Knowing that can be helpful too.

Okay, I will work on my game tomorrow. For real this time.

>>531559624
real niggas dont go to sleep
real niggas always on that grind

I've project hopped so much that I don't even know what "my game" is anymore.

Bug chasers, assemble

>>531556554
You only need to suspect it to file a dmca claim. It's used maliciously on youtube all the time. I wouldn't be surprised if someone tried to blackmail the dev for money by claiming ownership and then went in for the dmca harassment when they didn't pay up.

>>531559124
That carpet is reaaaally old and crusty, rigid from old age

>>531559760
fuck off

INVENTED a new workflow today

>>531555327
that's very common actually

some draw over it others just use a shader and maybe some filters after

>>531559760
fuck on

>>531559624
if you didnt wake up as a yesdev then you shouldnt have went to sleep

>>531559187
Before diminishing returns and pvp specific cc timers a mage in WoW could perma sheep someone. I think the duration was like 30 seconds but the mage could simply recast it.

>>531559760
It's okay bosci anon, you can make it.
Just stick to one small project.

>>531559906
share it with the class

>>531560083
Polymorph breaks on damage, it's just a mez with flavor

>>531559760
Your game is a collection of cum stained drawings and disorganized and cringey worldbuilding notes in a text editor. Sadly this is not what a game is but most of you convince yourselves it is.

>>531560261
True but it was still brutal to get stuck in a sheep that long.

im telling you this is a multi millions dollar game idea without the DEI

>>531560546
what is the idea

>>531560261
game design idea : but what if polymorph didn't break on damage and your forced to be a sheep or a frog or whatever?
did blizzard do damage to the concept of mages?

>>531560546
it would cost a lot to make.

>>531560605
>what if it just prevented you from attacking for the full duration even when taking damage
then it'd be a stun with flavor?

>>531560083
your trinket? didn't mage used to get 2 shot back then before frost armor and such, that's probably why it was balanced like that, I miss being a kid and play rpm in arena..

>>531560710
>use trinket
>it goes on cooldown
>mage sheeps you again
Pretty sure back then the cooldown was 5 minutes, not the 2 or whatever it got shortened to later on. And what your trinket could remove depended on the class.

>>531560586
biome based biopunk survival craft

>>531560708
nah you could give them moves like angry gnaw or super hop
the frog or sheep doesn't need to be weak and the spell should really just be more disorienting then anything
i know if i were turned into a sheep i would start biting

>>531560546
don't worry I was planning on making a game set later in my games timeline like that after the first two sequels so I'll get to it when I'm about 50 or 60

>>531560961
so valheim but scifi?

>>531557946
Imagine having any respect for anyone before the 1960s. They were literally all nodevs.

>>531561067
you can do that you can even do a fucked up stardew valley/don't starve, one of the most common comments on this show is people wanting to play a game in the universe
a lot of people were also disappointed by that made in abyss game, there is true hunger for this

>>531560990
nobody would cast the spell then...? why would you waste a gcd casting a spell that doesn't actually shift the fight in your favor...? every gcd has an opportunity cost and in your scenario you'd be better off just casting a snare or a root or even just damage

>>531560546
Who kickstarted this recent Moebius-like trend in art direction?

>>531561349
i just want to kill people as a sheep

>>531561289
Sounds like high assets, high systems game which is unsuited for solo developers.

>>531561289
maybe I need to watch the show to get a better idea what it is

>>531561497
Star Wars (1977)

Long time no see frens!
Anyone else attending Bit Summit tomorrow?

>>531561693
I'm sure there's some cashslop game where you can buy a sheep illusion

>>531562004
i dont know what that is so no

>>531561807
True but I think an artist can pull it off, it's all about the direction and lighting since you gonna be reusing assets like in hollow knight. It does seem like a guaranteed success.

>>531562004
No, I'm a filthy Gaijin.

>>531562458
you're such a cute little ideaguy, anon...

>>531562385
https://bitsummit.org/en/
Gaemdev event

>>531562015
>cashslop
I'm gonna make a cashslopper

do you think it's worth it to work on two projects at once? like a main project then shit on the side

>>531562458
why does hollow knight give such ngmi energy

>>531562642
I wouldn't work in any other way. My side project let me gamedev full time while my main project dream game flopped so hard it still makes me laugh.

My game will feature procedurally generated fantasy racewars

>>531562564
I just know it's gonna happen at some point, someone from here should win.
>>531562724
I actually never played it I just think it's smart to reuse background assets like they do.

>>531551082
>yonic even
nice catch

>>531550067
>>531563278
is yonic design a thing? was this all h.r geigar's fault? the door from night reign is super yonic

Ripped the clock puzzle from SH2, and now it tells the current time

Godot is being super shitty again out of nowhere

once my game spreads across the internet it will form a star of remphan spanning the entire world and then using the players as a sacrifice i will finally be able to summon a succubus and have sex

>>531561497
Moebius did, when he died in 2012. lots of vultures arrived that day.
>huge Arzach fan exited to read Arzach for the first time

>>531563663
There isn't much to arzak desu and his later stuff is kinda corny he's not a very good writer.

>>531563956
dgaf about the story, just the pictures

>>531563663
its called earthbound because it went straight to the landfill

>>531562724
It's one of the most overrated games in history. Up there with SDV.

well shit how am i gonna sell my porn game on steam now
i hate payment processors so much its unreal

>>531531645
>every single one of your ancestors at least talked to a girl and had sex without making a videogame
>here you are making a videogame hoping that it'll make a girl like you
>still blame parents for your problems

>>531564564
none of my ancestors had sonic

>>531564564
AKSHUALLY thanks to Science! they turned my dad's sperm cell into an egg then impregnated it with my other dad's sperm cell and then grew me in an artificial womb that was transplanted into my 3rd dad

>>531564564
None of our ancestors sustained 24/7 brain damage from wifi. Autism didn't exist until very recently.

>>531564403
HAHAHAHAHHA coom devs on suicide watch!
We tried to warn you that coom games aren't real games, you still infested our thread pretending to be one of us. Go ahead then if you've got a real game just remove the porn and sell it that way. Oh? What's that? Your """"game"""" is just a glorified slideshow full of porn? That's not a game then is it?

Absolutely BASED Mastercard and Visa. A well-deserved reckoning for talentless degenerate retards

>>531561264
This guy created a 2 whole different fields of maths just so he could play on them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cellular_automaton
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_theory

are there any small publishers that are willing to pay something like 2-3k for small games?
>get a job
Here average wage is like $130

>>531564403
stop hating corporations, it can land you in prison

>>531565468
# of steam reviews?
that's what I thought. nodev baldcel.

I spent the last 12 years working on what was supposed to be the greatest coomer game of all time - Incest Slave

i'm fucking ruined

Added parry, each weapon will have a unique defensive option (parry is one of the weapons), parry cost sp, sp gained by combo, when enemy is knocked you can do a high dmg combo.

Struggling quite a bit these days trying to add layers to combat, I want players to feel like they are doing cool stuffs rather than the game doing the cool stuffs for them you know? :-<

Black Souls is one of the greatest games I've ever played and it's a lewd game.
Not like it matters, these ero games always have patches that you install from the dev's website, not that any anons complaining about lewd games actually PLAY these games.

>>531565821
kek

>>531564158
well the name "earthbound" came before the game, when localizing mother 1. so actually people don't know what the name means.
t. biggest earthbound fan award holder

>>531566024
>localizing mother 1.
no sexhaver knows what this means.

>>531565845
cool stuff. what about a grab when knocked... these games never have grabs, soul calibur has a lot of grabs...

>>531566024
Did you enjoy deltarune?
Personally the entire watercooler fight felt more 'Earthbound' than anything else actually in Earthbound.

>>531564403
mado get out, that black girl tanisha or whatever, close enough, rejected your game already. nothing has changed.

>>531565561
"Micropublisher" is what you’re after
I guess having a good prototype and going
>I just need 2k to work on this for another year
can be a reasonable pitch.
Prototype should have at least one DD win under its belt

>>531566106
I only played the free chapters, I don't know about the new ones but I did like those, although the main earthboundy thing it didn't have was the vibe and humour of the world. EB was probably one of the funniest games I played, because not alot of games are funny at all.

>game revolves about an adult man protecting a little girl companion
>after the game there's a 15 year time skip where both are now married and have children
would this be problematic?

>>531566093
I tried that, the initial version is that when enemy is 10% hp you can grab and execute it, it gets old really fast and it's kinda awkward when facing multiple enemies, i'll checkout how soul calibur does it

>>531565862
rpgm games are not game

>>531565845
>>531566347
https://x.com/kalemonvo/status/1930297943061364945

>>531566137
what the fuck are you talking about

>>531566345
just make the adult man a really stand up guy and also have him ask her father for her hand in marriage on the first day she gets her period

>>531566545
so you don't know the backstory?

>>531566024
ummm, it's pretty obvious what it means if you actually played the "game"

>game revolves being a LLM that intentionally disguises itself as a little girl to trick pedophiles into protecting it

>>531566497
yeah that shit is cool and funny lmao

>fantasy game
>you can't even have an orc gf

>>531560546
I get No Man's Sky vibes from picture.

>>531563619
niggas will do anything to avoid talking to a woman

All it takes is one little spark to start a fire that can light the whole world up
All it takes is one little heart to be the one heart that changes it all that's always enough

>>531567508
this has never happened though

>>531567508
you dropped your gay card

>>531566245
didn't find anything searching for Micropublisher, i
mainly need the money for a new pc
would using the same model for playable character and enemies just changing the clothes be okay for the prototype? i just want to focus on making the combat feel good, i was planning to use metahumans but my current pc can't handle the new metahuman version,

>>531567508
>>531567663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp7spgbL0Oo

>>531567508
damn that song sucked :(

>>531567508
Damn... thanks eric.

>>531567170
modern fantasy doesn't have fantasy races, just humans with horns and green/red skin

I've been thinking about first person melee for my game lately and I really am not sure how best to approach it. I want RPG aspects to play in it but also avoid being too RPG where you miss all the time because of % chance and it's just ass.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d42hq27UjbY
Here's a short that shows sort of both the good and bad from Daggerfall. Speed stat affects gameplay and enables skillful gameplay but at the same time it often boils down to a lot of backpedaling. Of course usually you don't meet such a horde of enemies like in that short.

Having enemies go into recovery when hit seems like an obvious thing to include. You can even play with it by different weapons and/or attacks having different amounts of stagger and some enemies maybe taking more to get interrupted. I think the enemies also need a clear indicator when they're going to attack. It is annoying to get hit by something you didn't see coming even if the enemy was in your view.

TLDR how do I make first person melee combat feel good?

>>531568392
LMAO according to who? some fucking random 4chan hipster with a picture?

Twin bitches, twin bitches
Twin bitches hoppin' off a jetski (Yeah)
(Ayy, what we doin'?)
Twin bitches, twin bitches (Yeah)
Twin bitches hoppin' off a jetskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

high fantasy but every race is completely alien and incomprehensible to each other

>>531568639
Like in real life?

>>531568541
that image is from the latest D&D player handbook

>>531552581
show it to me

>Make deckbuilder
>Realize it's more fun if the cards are just skills you always have
>Can't give the player more than eight skills at the same time so run out of stuff to give them quite quickly
What do? Upgrades?

Threadly reminder that even gamedev success can be a trap.
Imagine your game earns you 10 years of income. Would you quit your job and start making games full time? If so, you'd have fallen into the same trap I did.
The crux of the trap is the time you spend as a gamedev will count against you if ever need to get a job again. And the ironic thing is the more successful you are, the more dangerous the trap will be unless you earn enough money to never need a job again.
The only way full-time gamedev would be sustainable is if your games keep earning you at least a year of expenses for every year worked... until you're literally 75. And I do mean literally. When you're 72, you'll need to sit down and make a game that earns you 3 years of expenses. Anything short of that and you'll eventually run out of money. And when you do, you'd have been 10-15-20 years out of the job market and good luck getting a job with an employment gap that big.
When you run out of money, it can take as little as a couple of months for your life to be ruined. That's what happened to me. I found myself broke at 45 and no job for the past 15 years except making games. And I'm looking at 30 more years of having to survive. I can't get job interviews, I can't afford to keep working on games, and I'm too old to get into trades. My life is probably fucked because my first project earned me 10 years of income and I quit my job like a dumb ass.
Anyway, the point of this is to warn you: DO NOT QUIT YOUR JOBS UNLESS YOU EARNED ENOUGH MONEY TO NEVER NEED A JOB AGAIN. If my warning saves even a couple of you, it's worth it.

>but why didn't you invest your money and live off your investments you idiot?
The average return on an investment portfolio is around 10%... before capital gains tax (10-20%) and inflation (2-5%). And you're not going to get your money as a lump sum but over months or even years. Do the math.

>>531568947
you keep posting this, I'm not sure why.

>>531568943
draft the skills at the start of the level

It's true that for 2D and menu games you really can't make the game without first creating some assets.

>>531569078
>Anyway, the point of this is to warn you: DO NOT QUIT YOUR JOBS UNLESS YOU EARNED ENOUGH MONEY TO NEVER NEED A JOB AGAIN. If my warning saves even a couple of you, it's worth it.
Altruism

neet nepoCHADS don't need to worry about this.

>>531568639
>>531568781
>a highly developed and civilized elf race that falls prey to its own sense of compassion and duty, which is really confusing to other races
>a barbarian orc race that thrives on crime, can't form functioning communities, and can't even speak properly enough to be comprehensible to other races despite using the same language, ends up parasitizing other races
>hyper-communist and hyper-capitalist in one, has a long well recorded tradition yet falls into nihilism and greed, this dwarf like race is proficient at cheap manufacturing and counterfeiting, no other race can write in their language and they can't write it even themselves

>>531568639
ngl that actually sounds kind of based

>>531566681
no, give me the rundown

>>531569319
Maybe you should mix it up from time to time. People easily ignore copypasta.

>>531564564
>every single one of your ancestors at least talked to a girl and had sex without making a videogame
I'm the first in a generation of men that has to deal with women who were raised by feminists, being told they were oppressed and that they shouldn't settle
>here you are making a videogame hoping that it'll make a girl like you
I'm making a game because i've given up on women liking me. I'd go out and be social if i still bothered with women
>still blame parents for your problems
My parents are great. I just don't fit in and i feel awful for ending their bloodline.

in a highly abstract sense i consider nodebuster to be a first person tower defense game

How do I make fog(soul gas) in space?

Holy shit this takes so much time fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK

>>531570343
Nebula? google 3d noise

Is it feasible to do complex, procedural generation for lore (and several other things)? I know Dwarf Fortress does it to a certain extent, but I would like to have seperate procegen. languages for multiple different groups in the gameworld, hypothetically.

>>531570429
not exactly nebula but asteroid field fog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpmaT1Q1EZw
like this but not UE5 fidelity

>>531565845
Regular enemies?

>>531570869
yep

What if I told you that there never was a video game? Yes, this entire time I have been building as false identity as a video games developer when in fact, there was no game to be had!

>>531570887
New format. Interesting.

so I have a list of topics that the player can chat about with an npc
should I remove the topics player has already gone through with the npc or should I keep them?
the chatting is just about lore and fun stuff and doesn't include puzzle hints, quests or anything like that

>>531569743
So madodev was making a porn game (ero dungeons) and tried to upload it to steam but it was rejected with a message by some steam support agent with a black girl sounding name. That's all.

>>531571352
sounds more like a tranny name desu

>>531571136
If the player can select the topic from a menu then the option in there, but gray it out or something so the player knows that they already read it.

>>531568639

>>531571352
Based delightful chocolate queens keeping the boot on the neck of the wretched coomdev scum

>>531571586
Still better than Amazon's Rings of Power

>>531571605
Eric support coomdevs, he's a sweatfag after all.

>just found out there's a bug in my released game that i havent worked on in 8 months (i have also irreparably destroyed the project folder and the game does not resemble the public build at all)
maybe i can just ignore it...

>>531571921
Hi nolgorbdev

>>531571586
>scene fades to black
>you're now controlling an anime girl on a space station

>>531570343
>>531570662
To get fog you have to blend the fragment color with the color of the skybox based on distance. You can see this very clearly in this frame of the video you posted. Instead of being its normal, selfshadowed color, the asteroid is the same color as the background. It looks like somebody took a brush and painted the color of the background over the asteroid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qslBNLeSPUc

>>531571390
can you pull the screenshot out of the archives? cause I don't feel like looking through them

>>531568639
my fantasy races and/or aliens will just embody negative racial stereotypes

>>531570343
You shoulda said "fog wall" instead of (soul gas)

>>531572129
Xenosaga?

>>531568639
>High fantasy but the other races are attractive anthropomorphic beings, albeit xenophiles are put to death because every species is engaged in a deadly race war with one another
And its procedurally generated

>>531569779
I added the bit about investing for every Warren Buffett wannabe here.

>>531569779
Nodevs will do anything except making game holy shit

I dont want to add poop/pee, or realistic health
mechanics to my fantasy RPG, but I am considering add diseases and tooth rot. Good idea?

>>531572063
nolgorb looks like this right now, i cant release THIS on steam
its nolgover

>>531572827

>>531571586
>The others begin to respond—not with words, but with offerings: pieces of themselves, symbolic or literal. GL-ML scrapes a memory from his own shell. LG-LS extrudes a loop of melodic time. RM-LS breaks a promise made long ago and places it on the floor.
this prompt would make a good souls-like

>>531571136
>>531571428
yeah, I think the greying out is better
I'll post delete one first and next the other

>>531574440

>>531569078
He's trying to eliminate competition. wagmi. just make gaem.

>>531574563
looks cool, but what is this game about?

predict day 1 reviews
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2824490/He_is_Coming/

>>531575002
450

>>531575035
all me

>>531575002
56 is my divinely inspired prediction

>>531575002
(samefag reply)
50

>>531530634 (OP)
When I'm coding for my game its a McHappyMeal but when I read the thread IAintLovinIt

>>531575002
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/2824490/He_is_Coming/
0
shit is crunk
now that I've jinxed it it will probably get 110

surgery that makes you into a yesdev

>>531575606
what would that be? cut off your dick so that you can't goon?

I noticed one restriction with traditional engines like godot that felt like it restricted the way i structure and code things which is that, the rendering is entirey code-less, and is done at its own stage, where the update comes before.
So you cannot exactly choose what to render at render-time, like I could have some buttons to click and let's say I wanted to show only available options, in godot I'd have to go and hide all the unavailable options, then let godot draw the rest.
However if it wasn't structured like that, in my button_draw code, I could check against my I don't know list of unavailable buttons and not render that one button if it was in the list. So, I don't have to hide() or show() anything, i don't set any state like that, I just choose to draw or not.

>>531575673
>she thinks that stops you from being a coomer
lol

lmao

>>531575673
Taking a scalpel and severing your ethernet cord might work for some people

The term "humiliation ritual" implies someone is watching me make a fool of myself. Nope, it's all robots actually, I'm humiliating myself in hopes that an LLM will find it funny and let other people laugh too.
That's basically every creative hobby in 2025.

>>531576316
I don't use LLMs though, nobody sees me fail except God.

are death games overdone?? is there any room left in the genre for something not seen before like a thousand times

>>531576934
>death games

one more curator asking me for a key is all itll take

>>531577172
hello sir please can I have been redeeming the key to your game sir I have many facebook follower

>>531577094
zero escape 999 and yttd are some prime examples but i know there are probably a million others out there

I was going to post screenshot of my code but I don't think I'm going to because you can google some of the function calls and prob some tranny is going to harass me.

>>531577409
post a screenshot of your code with the code censored

>>531577409
Your game is open source?

>>531577381
>mentions a genre I've never heard of
>cites examples I've never heard of
>google them
>some fucking anime visual novel
If you ever wonder why agdg games seem to flop so frequently think back to this exchange and remember that the average visitor to this thread has tastes that are so disconnected from the wider gaming culture that it's extremely unlikely that anything they make can be a commercial success.

>>531577851
>examples I've never heard of
so i guess the genre isn't that oversaturated after all

>>531578240
The extremely autistically accurate forklift simulator genre probably isn't oversaturated either, but that doesn't mean you're going to make it if you make a game of that genre.

i was supposed to be the guy on Thomas Brush's podcast saying "i just built this in six months" not the guy refreshing slack waiting for a jira ticket to move

>>531531901
Legit plan.
The revenue comes from 2 source, game sales and youtube views. Literally easy money

>>531579618
>>>/g/
shit I only hear on /g/.

>>531568484
Look into Dishonored

>>531550765
You're using rigidbody on a character controller based movement.
Rigidbody is a physic-based movement tool, and character controller is a transform-based movement tool. Its not wise to use both on the same movement script at the same time.

>but i need gravity
then you need to code your own gravity to the character controller

>>531575703
This post is hilarious.

>>531568484
Play Chivalry Medieval Warfare and Mordhau and steal what feels good.

>change a single thing
>have to play the entire game to test if everything still works
there has to be a better way

>>531580297
>hire someone to play the entire game
Done

Time to redesign ship a little
Totally not trying to gain time before working on the ending of the game.

>NEW QUEST
Within 30s of this post, open your preferred game editor.

Reward: 3 Yesdev points (can be allocated to the gamedev stat of your choice)

https://youtu.be/PJElyIbsaOU

made everything with AI (programming wise)
just give me AI which can create 3D game ready models and I will conquer the world

>indian dev makes indian game about india
>it's a psychological horror where you have to be on an average indian train
https://www.reddit.com/r/itchio/comments/1m24n53/anant_express_a_psychological_horror_game_rooted/

>>531581013
>made everything with AI
Woaw

New to raylib, how do I flip the Camera2D y-axis? By default, negative Y is up.

>>531580297
the single thing in question is gravity?

>>531581153
those trains & stations were apparently built by the british btw

>>531581012
I opened visual studio now give me my good boy points

>>531581280
Make a function that flips your math so items the same as raylib’s math.

Another day in the life working on my retarded flop.

>>531581461
Well, what do we have here? You must be a new arrival.

>>531530634 (OP)
i like how noone cares that nortubel was banned on xitter

>>531580297
>He doesnt know godot let you playtest a single scene instead of playing from the beggining

Just do Ctrl + F in the script editor and check which scenes have the changes, then play test those scenes.

Or make an optional god mode, cheat code.

Super mario bros let you pick which scene you began in the title screen.

>>531581761
leave the kids alone

>>531557137
kek I used to do this... when I was like 12. I'd literally scream at her for interrupting me while I was writing or drawing
Now I'm much more patient and understanding with her

>>531581391
Is that really a good way to do it? I feel it's messy.

>>531581461
at least you have a girlfriend and a comfortable carefree life

/agdg/'s destruction was your error, and you rightly bear the blame, but the inner circle was overzealous. We know you are no heretic.

>>531570343
If you don't care about making it localized, then just ordinary fog will work like in pic related. Add some particle clouds you fly by and it's still to this day a really convincing effect. If you need to make it localized, as in a dust cloud only in one specific part of the field, that's a lot more complicated and there aren't really any great (i.e. easy) answers to that question.

am i an enginedev if I make a game without an engine in javascript?

>>531568943
>player picks a class
>class starts with 1-2 skills and a passive
>leveling up grants new skills and passives
>over the course of the run player finds relics and consumables for further building

>>531582642
Yes.

>>531558935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXzMD065HEk
NTA but alway wanted to make a game for that feel

>>531575002
Wait a second, that tileset

>>531582016
It's the only way to do it unless you want to rewrite all the camera functions in rcamera.h. That's not as bad as it sounds since it's only 500 lines, but anons solution is way simpler.

>>531570343
>>531570662
https://discussions.unity.com/t/help-with-nebula-shader/488448
Couldn't you apply the same idea as this? It's a bunch of planes stacked and rotated with a semi-transparent texture.

>>531575002
Based on my youtube feed it is going massively viral so I wouldn't be surprised it breaking 200. 100 at least.

>>531554732
>Not making your own low poly models in house
>Trusting some rando on the internet instead

I really don't want to do level design

my game is the consequence of a conclusion no one remembers making

>>531570343
cardboard clouds with reverse fresnel for alpha

>>531581013
>he needs to vibecode for babby's first fps prototype
lmao ngmi

>>531554732
>not using sketchfab models as a placeholders only

wew lad

>>531583308
>placeholders become real models because you can’t make better models

>>531583383
he could have easily hired someone right away

>>531583160
Make a pure bossrush game

>>531583297
>>531583297
>he needs to vibecode for babby's first fps prototype
I do actually, but I'm gonna make it, you'll see

>>531583160
You don’t need to. Look at Balatro and Binding of Isaac.

>>531582748
You definitely need an artist who vibes with it. Can't just copy generic designs like you can for fantasy. Assuming you can't do the art yourself.

>>531583676
actually that's a good idea to make something like Binding of Isaac

>>531583648
maybe if you could do the art but right now you're making an asset flip fps with AI generated code

steam doesn't need any more slop like this

>>531582898
Meh, I'll just set my physics gravity to (0, +9.81) instead of (0, -9.81) which I had before.

>>531554129
Nah porn devs need to be put against the wall or learn to make something else instead of bringing actual evil into the world. "Go, and sin no more."

>>531584030
I will buy the art, you'll see

>>531584189
still an asset flip

>>531584245
>hiring someone to do the orginal art
>asset flip

>>531584163
>actual evil
>evolutionary incentivized to seek out such experiences regardless of procreation
games are merely a continuation of a long standing of history baked straight into your dna
there is no evil in survival

>>531571921
Just decompile your public built, I heard godont is good for that

>>531584341
evil cope

>>531584328
you better have some deep pockets if you're hiring someone do to everything

>avatarfag ban evaded again

>>531584341
Humans have sinful desires. News at 11.

>>531584516
I will just hire some eastern europeans, also I hope community will help me fund this, or maybe a publisher

Do you have to announce your game with some direct event these days? It seems like that's the biggest accelerator for a Steam page launch/announcement trailer, and there are more and more direct events each year it seems. Are even the smaller ones better than nothing for a little bit of initial wishlist traffic to your Steam page?

>>531583730
I can but too lazy...

>sells NFTs to fund his next game
genius, he made more than on kickstarter with Godus

>>531584826
>next game
More like his last game.

>>531584765
That's not laziness, that's just work load fatigue. It happens. This is why most business owner hire secretary, even though they can write their own schedule themselves

>Friendslop
>A game where you lure people into becoming friends, and then you kill and cook them into various gruel-like dishes and serve it to hungry customers.

can't code
can't draw
can't write
can't do audio
but i’ve got ideas that would make Kojima cry
looking for a team that believes in the vision
i’ll handle creative direction and final approval of everything

>>531584950
you should learn the business of video games from him.

>His game has obscene material

>>531585080
4 player pong but one guy is a traitor

>>531585282
my game IS obscene material

>>531585282
my game is obscenely bad, does that count

>>531585337
it's actually really fun and holds up to this day

>Dokapon kingdom but an asynchronous auto-battler

>>531585080
Godlike Burger is already a thing.

>makes good game alone

>>531586180
if you have a girlfriend/fiancee/wife you are not making games alone

>>531586247
This is true.

>>531586015
Lol nice. My idea is based around the meta-joke of the name, however. Like Roguelite Deck-Builder. So just copy Godlike Burger, make it first person, call it Friendslop, and you will make $50k minimum.

>>531586247
>he owns a cat or dog?
>yeah he’s not a solodev

>>531586180
The Lord never leaves my side so I'm never alone

>>531586953
Absolutely based
He will inspire you to make good games that many people want to play

>>531586953
Same except Satan. He guides my hand into making the best skinnerbox slop pseudo gambling number go up games.

>>531560546
I stopped watching it after like 5 episodes, was just bored by it

sorry for nodevposting again, still deciding what a “game” is

>>531586247
Girlfriend is biggest progress goblin in the world, every fucking weekend she wants to do some weird shit. I did force her to watch Twin Peaks with me but as retaliation she guided us to some weird hipster burningman place
2 days worth of progress gone.

>>531587184
I mean, probably.
I genuinely believe that demons are using technology in the present day.
If there are cursed books then why not cursed games? All they need is a vessel.

update: I'm locked in and working on my game

>>531586247
Never ask a "solo"dev where his art assets and emotional support come from

>>531584638
>also I hope community will help me fund this, or maybe a publisher
lol

>>531588195
>>531584638
publishers are nightmare fuel
https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/1m1h7r8/8_years_in_the_making_zero_profits_and_lost_ip/

>have to rewrite the animation system
fuck... the LORD always gives me the toughest tasks. why are animations so complicated, I literally thought it was just picture after picture...

>>531575002
I like the palette and the UI
very clean and fluid, the game is pleasant to look at
>>531582858
>Wait a second, that tileset
what about it?

shoutouts to the guy that refunded my game then bought it again the next day

>>531588567
Kek I remember when this game came out, I noticed immediately the completely fake reviews

Opinion on rixels? I feel like they can be basically fine if used well. Valkyrie Profile and Dungreed both freely rotate stuff.

>>531584765
I believe in you anon.

>>531589559
I tried playing this game so many fucking times but I lost and lost and lost. It's super unbalanced and unfair. Phantasy star 2 it is.
Like, at some point it forced me to fight some enemies that suck as much HP from me as I deal to them, literally equivalent to hitting myself. It was a battle I couldn't win.

>>531588589
I've done this at least 4 times and I'm still unhappy lmao

>>531588567
Thank god I'm a wagie and the only one fucking me in the ass is the IRS

Bro, I had the idea of making a game that's like a perfect city, where everything goes well, there's no suffering or illness, and you can walk around without anything major happening. But there's a shop in the center that you can talk to in order to get a weapon to kill the NPCs.

So it would be more like a personal reflection of mine on why violence is necessary in a game, and a way to do philosophy through a game.

The message would be more about the player's choice: to walk through the city without doing anything, or to go to the shop and get a weapon to fight. But in the end, it's going to be an optional decision.

>>531590948
have you considered that players 99% of the time will go kill npcs because there's literally nothing else to do in the game? games set up certain expectations to the player implicitly and trying to convince players to drop those expectations is simply not correct to do

I want to fund my game somehow
I want to kickstart it, get investors, whatever
just let me dev for money and I will dev. I will eat good like Peter Molyneux

>>531589397
Bestselling pixel art games like Terraria and Stardew Valley use them. Don't be an autists.

Just imagine, you're in the business of video games, you create games, the money flows where it has to, you create beautifull games

Life's good.

What kind of genre should I choose for a game based on these last-few-days inspirations? CYOA, walking simulator, horror?

- Islamist government official forces and militias; Druze; and Sunni Bedouin Arabs; ethnically cleanse or directly genocide each other.
- Civilians, men, women, children, murdered in their own homes, remains desecrated. Perpetrators, in particular Islamists (the ones that didn't get the repeated, official memo of "no videos"), take videos of their own war crimes, including torture and executions of civilians.
- Israel laughs manically while they take territory and reap the rewards of what they spent years orchestrating.
- /vg/ whores frantically censor and cover up anything that goes against their narratives while engaging in all the politics they want.

Would the horror angle work best here? Given all the many horrifying videos on the internet circulating right now, how close or far away from reality should the stories in the game go?

Any good game or Unity template that could be used or reskinned?

>>531590948
Make a game about the war crimes and genocides going on in Syria right now. You could even make it as a visual novel. Do it quickly enough, and take the right decisions, and maybe it could blow up.

>>531590948
scope down. it's just a single room with a dev working on his game, you enter the room and there's a gun on the table.

The one that generates 256 generic waifus with weird skeletal hips

>>531590531
lot of old games do be like that

>>531591649
wtf bro

>>531590842
Not all publishers are complete satanspawn looking out to screw you. Just don't be desperate when signing a deal, that's literally it. In any trade, the one who's in a hurry is the one who trades at a loss.

>>531591860
They're called "grindy" games. And I don't really like them.

>>531591649
Pong.

>>531592213
This. If publishers were bad, nobody would agree to take them on, but we see more and more indie games getting publishers

>>531590948
Very nice actually.
>>531591814
DeLillo: Underworld

if you come here looking for help, instead ask your AI chatbot for help
if you come here looking for feedback, instead ask your AI chatbot for feedback
if you come here looking for encouragement, instead ask your AI chatbot for encouragement
if you come here looking for %s, instead ask your AI chatbot for %s

>>531592213
>>531592509
Why don't you believe in your game's ability to stand on its own 2 feet? Why are you making something that you do not believe in?

>everyone: make your dream game
Ok *begins making dream game*
>steam: btw your dream game is ban now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDb1GmeZ0U0

>>531593504
Anon what the hell are you talking about, if I got a (good) publisher I'd get money to afford more months of working on the game without having to make money on the side to pay rent, I'd be able to afford better artists or musicians to fit my vision of the game, localizers, etc.
It's exactly because I believe my game will be successful that I know it will bring enough profit to pay back everything I borrow.

>>531593765
Epic Baloney did it without a publisher, so can you

Holy shit i actually got the rope shit i was crying about not having any godot tutorials working myself (with gpt help). This is huge for my game

>>531593436
I'm done with work for the day I came to laugh at mommy basement dwellers thinking their 2d platformer is going to get them gfs
There are things AI can't do

>>531593945
Why choose the hard road?

>>531593765
>better artists
Your game, your art, bad ZUN art is personality.
>musicians
Your game, your music, only you can cram in leitmotifs
>localizers
Unnecessary at launch
>etc
If that's a fucking fishing minigame then it's better off gone
You don't need money for anything.

>>531593945
How to obtain job having gf that can fund my hobby for 6 years?

>>531594137
God respects the struggle.

>>531593945
I thought he has Chucklefish as a publisher

>>531594256
just have a handsome face and low standards, bro

>>531594048
work never ends... go work on your game man.

>>531593436
The AI chatbot cannot provide what I get from posting here.

>>531593945
https://web.archive.org/web/20171108222417/https://store.steampowered.com/app/413150/Stardew_Valley/
I too love rewriting history.
What's that? No it never happened. I'm my own man, I pulled myself up by the bootstraps.

>>531594361
he did and that was a large part of the reason they did well
chucklefish was fucking dogshit but for a while they were indie darlings

if I made a few games, and never released them, can I use them as a portfolio for a gamedev job?

>>531594361
he did. risk of rain was chucklefish too.

>>531594916
Sure.

Chucklefish and Hello Chiptune present a coming of age story about a Fox who needs to find his way home.

STOMP CLAP HEY

>>531595025
I will try my luck then

>>531595128
every single indie game with an animal protagonist is made by a furry you cannot change my mind on this

>>531593994
Congrats

https://youtu.be/3sLP2bcD5Xg
you're coding your game? try this, code some apps

>>531594916
Yes, but it's not gonna work >>531568947

>>531595497
how working in a gamedev studio not gonna work? this nigga in the post got a job gap, I'm trying to avoid it

>>531594746
For years, it’s Chucklefish, over and over again. Why are we giving publicity to Screenshots made by Obama, Crooked Hillary, Comey, Brennan, and the Losers and Criminals of the Biden administration?

>>531595698
the bar for getting a job nowadays is in the exosphere.
>wow, you made a game? so did these tens of thousands of developers who were made redundant and who are scrambling to get jobs. and they have a proven track record of working in a team and making AA and AAA games.

>>531595465
No, thanks.

>>531595465
>bald, beard, glasses
What good is money if you got the numale triad going

I don't want to animate enemy sprites. It's too hard. If I copy Final Fantasy's vibe and anime the player characters will the players let me off the hook for not animating the enemies? I.. it's nostalgic.. just like in FF VI...

>>531595465
if you think competition for games is hard, you have no idea how hard it is for apps.
at least when a player finishes a game, he looks for a sequel or more games in the same genre. when someone finds an app they like, they stick with it.

Why are people making HTML5 games?

>>531596519
Sprites don't need to be animated with multiple frames, but they shouldn't be just static. A few swishes and squashes and shakes go a long away.

>>531595465
That video is basically worthless because he doesn't do a breakdown of any sort. We don't know how he made his money. How he monetized the apps. How many apps did he have that made the majority of his supposed 800k.

It tells you to approach it a certain way without backing up the claim that it works.

>>531596657
Phaser uses Javascript

>>531596714
I have some procedural hit and attack animations, but I've thus far drawn idle animations frame by frame. To be honest, I realized that I vastly overscoped, and that I need to somehow cut down on the amount of work or I won't ever finish this thing.

>>531597108
yeah, HTML5 games are Javascript games presented in HTML5.
HTML is a markup language, it doesn't have any logic so you can't code a game in it.

>hurr you must write good clean code
>write GDD's
>OOP
>..and many more
NIGGA, I just make games, just give me a job for fucks sake

I'm not smart, I never was, I don't know how to code, I don't know anything to be honest, I'm a total hack.

>>531597668
If you want a job, you need to know how to communicate with all type of people, including midwit talentless assholes. And the easiest way to do that, is to write a documentation, because midwits like to cut people when they speak, but they cannot cut a paper's wording when they read it. And since they are pretentious, you need to know OOP so you can write complicated technical words

Hence the GDD and OOP. Its literally just soft politic

And done

Jeff Vogel showing of his bespoke editor for his game motivates me to enginedev.

https://youtu.be/8eYR9-BupOU

My 6 months of work here, chuds.

>>531593945
Is everyone dickriding that nepobaby retarded? He had a publisher and got pushed by Microsoft for "using XNA" and got one billion articles and news reports, can you?

>>531599494
ok, here is your reward for your hard work.

https://x.com/CacheOfBones/status/1943003725465022743

>>531599494
if you condensed all that scattered effort into 1 project then maybe you would have a game worth showing for

>>531600816
It's a single project.

>>531600743
a shame iron pineapple shat on him and everything he stands for

>>531601054
I started learning gamedev in August 2018 and by November I already published my first game and it made money, and it took me five years to finish high school (certified retard). What the hell is wrong with you?

>>531602134
My goal is to make something better than SOTN.

>>531602205
ok but you can still publish games while you work up to whatever you ideally want to make.

>>531568947
Tell me you don't know how fucked the STEM job market is without telling me you don't know.

>>531596503
>>bald, beard, glasses
Is this supposed to be bad?

>Have idea
>Hmmm no too many other games do that thats generic i need a new original idea that will set my game apart from other games
>All my other ideas are also generic
>...
>Cant make 1 original actually new thought just keep coming up with unoriginal shit thats been done better before already by other people
Fuck...

>>531602617
my goals are diferent than the average indie fag.

I also have published small stuiff on my itch.io this year.

>>531603148
the first 10 competent VS clones earned their devs enough money to never have to work again. originality is overrated.

how do i get good at character design

I'm being gangstalked by italian mob, how do I make them stop

>>531600743
Safe horny gooncels are low-key pathetic

>>531603549
MOOOODS

>>531602134
If you're a certified retard then he is the retard of retards.

i noticed something, when fygoon was posting the pedo posting was always blamed on him or kanadev
now that fygoon doesn't post they don't even complain about the pedo, that's very curious

Bocchi is sexo?

>>531603680
shut up

>>531603549
Miyamoto hated the rabbits though?

>>531603485
not just the first 10 since they keep selling rather well when they got the right amount of effort behind them

the average steam user is mentally defective, make VS clones because walk forward and hold lmb is effectively all they can do

>>531604342
it's the zoomer effect on games

>>531604073
>pedo posting
where?

>>531604073
>>531604821
kill yourselves

>>531598583
>ship

i dont think im using this ai thing correctly

>>531604342
they dont even have to hold LMB in VS clones. its bordering on an idle game

WIP
working on secret challenge areas, eventually they will be split into separate scenes that can be played in the main menu at any time

>>531605491
sovl

>>531605321
why? because I noticed a pattern?

Finally got raylib working nicely with a separate 3rd party physics engine. I had all kinds of problems with scaling, through trial and error I concluded I shouldn't touch the physics side scaling because default is optimized, so I just #defined a PIXELS_PER_UNIT variable, scaled my sprites with that and called it a day. Fucking hell, please don't tell me this is a retarded way to do it and that I should've done it differently.

>>531605378
>Netcode Shamans
>Performance Monks
>Court of the Elders
lmao what the fuck you're not supposed to roleplay with the chat bot when vibecoding

>>531530869
>>531604073
how come none of y'all replied to my original post? >>531168298

>>531605491
no spear???

>>531606403
they're here to shitpost for (You)s just like (You)

>>531530869
that is how it works lol
make a new account and try to upload something, enjoy your complimentary 100 impressions

>>531606403
Bro literally begging for (You)s kek. Fine, here some (You)s. Go buy something nice

When your game sells, what are you going to spend your first 1,000$ on?

is an enum just a list of things

>>531607084
>first
yeah... haaahha....

https://youtu.be/sOxOPtbzjEU?t=37

looks comfy being in a small indie studio with a bunch of friends, meanwhile im in a dimlit room alone all day.....

>>531606007
I was thinking that i had to have the next higher instance judge, which is how i ended up with this.

>>531607084
breast implants

>>531607084
a set of medical tests and a gastrologist visit because public healthcare sucks dick

>>531607273
nigga even chatgpt knows you aren't the architect of this project
the seeker... of falsehoods methinks

>>531607283
rotate...

>>531605681
the meme is real lmao
>>531606403
anons saving your argument and posting it again isn't enough for (You)?

>>531604073
Of course they don't talk about it anymore. Without anyone to call out their disgusting fetish, who can they pin it on aside from themselves?

>>531607401
Well i have the coder on board already, want to be my artist?

>>531607084
/agdg/ games. I could complete my set.

Youtube keeps recommending me videos shitting on piratesoftware
When I make it none of you guys are allowed to make fun of my code, okay?

>>531572827
>He ruined his entire game for fake internet points

>>531606679
I was proud of that post and it deserved replies.

>>531607084
the first 15k will go to paying off my student loans

>>531608338
>>He ruined his entire game for fake internet points
Ironic to hear this from you

>>531608112
You should make a video of yourself laughing at your own code. Title can be like
>I made millions but my code looks like this
with a basedface thumbnail

Please tell me this >>531605796 is fine.

>>531608836
Added to the long "to-do-after-becoming-a-millionaire" list

It's over

>>531605796
this is not fine

>>531608112
So what is the deal about him? Did he finally do his transition as a lolcow?

>>531610671
He worked at Blizzard, show some respect!

>>531607084
Valve Index VR Kit · $999.00
$1 for living expenses

>>531610992
wait for valve's Deckard

>well shit it's time to make a demo environment
>place some free wack ass trees
>framerate tanks to 10fps
>wtf
are these trees made of 8k textures and billion of polygons?

>>531610671
I have no idea because I don't watch them but from what the thumbnails and titles say apparently people have decompiled his code and are calling him a fraud because I guess he makes mistakes that he wouldn't do if he had as much experience as he claim to have?
Also: "he's cooked", "the piratesoftware situation is getting worse", "it's over" "FRAUD!?!?!", "real coder react to piratesoftware's code"

>>531610671
the new YandereDev

>>531611268
most premade assets are made to look pretty not to be in a real game.

>>531611268
Did you turn on lumen by default with bunch of dynamic lights?

>>531611457
why are they in asset store then

>>531611475
no but I should

>>531611457
Nope, most premade assets are well optimized. Or at least far better than what (You)'re likely to make.

Let's just... advance into the engagement. Alright now. let's go.

>>531611850
GOATed

>>531610671
First, last year he fucked up in a livestream playing WoW hardcore and some of his teammates died, he refused to accept any responsibility

Then he opposed stop killing games which is fine if you disagree but his reasoning was completely retarded and he misrepresented the whole thing to his audience.

Since then people have been combing through everything he's said to find contradictions and bullshit, and shits coming out of the woodwork because it turns out he lied about or embellished a lot of stuff.

He's an arrogant narcissist incapable of admitting fault. Basically like 99% of agdg, so if any of you ever have the misfortune of becoming famous and being retarded enough to start running your mouth publicly, then you're on a ticking clock until the same thing happens to you

well looks like another agdg game just flopped.... it was in a green genre according that old man eric schizo spams here, how could this happen?

>>531611268
vibecode your way out of it

>>531611268
If this is Unreal, the engine is really bad at foliage. Any kind of overdraw and it just decides to shit itself. There are things you can do to mitigate it but if you want a game set inna woods you're going to be fighting an uphill battle your entire project.

5.7 might fix it with the voxel trees

>>531611616
>why are they in asset store then
So people who have never made a game before and don't even know what optimization means buy them

>>531612175
I will you'll see

>>531612246
games 20 years ago did forests wtf

>>531608872
If it works it works. Besides, you can fix it later if its sloppy (secret: sloppy code never gets cleaned up 99% of the time if it just werks)

>>531612381
>games 20 years ago did forests wtf

Yep. In a lot of ways tech has gone backwards.

What's a good RPG system I can steal from/improve upon?

>>531611268
Even with 8k textures and 100k+ tris each, you shouldn't be even close to dropping FPS. You set it up wrong. What is this in, UE? Did you make them Actors like a retard?

>>531612150
>"heroes for hire"
>the heroes you can hire
I don't want to hire playmobile niggas.

>>531612381
20 years ago on a 360p screen and less vertices in an entire forest than in a single modern model

>>531612150
i like the game but there's no funny or exceptionally notable things happening, and no funny characters to interact with.
Could use an artist to design characters better too. Then make those characters talk and interact and show off their procgen'd personalities. That's what i would do. but i didnt want to spam him with ideaguy ideas you know.

>>531612805
why did you post a screenshot of pokemon scarlet?

>>531612596
2500 wishlists.
if your game doesn't have as many, it's even less appealing. and even if it has 10 times as much, it might not crack 10 reviews on the first day.
this jobby is fucking grim. we missed the gravy boat

>>531612805
20 years ago was Crysis 1 anon. Unreal's inability to render a forest on par with Crysis without shitting itself is entirely on Epic. There is no excuse for it.

>>531612805
Meanwhile in Oblivion (2006)

>>531611268
look up optimization techniques dude, there's so many but most of it involves disabling shit when the player isn't looking. you also have billboarding, use that as a starting point. if you want an immersive game where far away trees dont turn into cardboard then idk you have other stuff. there's so much you could do, it's not related to slow code most of the time. actually, you add more code to speed things up.

>>531612586
it's Unity bru

>>531612805
you posted a game made 25 years ago

>>531613171
>it's Unity

OH NO NO NO EPIC BROS


>>531613124
He's not at the board where he should even have to billboard anything. It's like 10 trees.

>>531612150
Damn, I'll buy it when I get home but disappointing to only have 2 reviews he worked on it for a while. I won't be able to play and review I'm going on vacation, maybe it's not a great time to release too...

Why am I feeling depressed and have anhedonia when I'm not developing my game? It's like I only enjoy game development and everything else feels like nothing for the rest of the day. I have to take several days of break from gamedev to enjoy other things (procrastination) again.... Anyone else like this?

Meanwhile in Far Cry (2004)

>>531612150
it isnt converting wishlists, im not even losing wishlists
isnt a gigantic amount of work left so I'll finish it anyways but hopefully this means they're just waiting for early access to end
also like 1/3rd of my wishlists are japanese and i dont have japanese localization yet

>>531612381
>>531612805
19 years ago...

>>531612150
>ui-driven game
>no big map in the background to tap into the grand strategy autist market
missed opportunity

>>531613286
>It's like 10 trees.
heh

>>531613171
Unity is even harder to fuck up since it automatically does static batching for you. Did you not make them static?

>>531612150
if he made it an idle game, it would be a hit

>>531613592
I will fuckin delete them and look for other pack, they should work out of the box

>>531613317
im like that except it doesnt stop when i dev

>>531612150
The demiurge did this

>>531613317
Are you a neet bro? In that case it just means your brain is doing the right thing and reminding you that you're wasting your time and that it's starved for meaning and action which is so lacking

When setting up your Steam page, can you select tags for your game? The tags shown on the store are chosen by the players as far as I know. I noticed much of the time they are incomplete.

Bootlickers need to explain this censorship

>>531613057
I'm just a hobby coper though

>>531612246
>be maintainer of made-by-agdg.vercel.app
>look at it for the first time in months
>heroes for hire capsule image off-center
>missing capsule images on upcoming games
Why can't anything just fucking work on its own?

>>531613057
honestly if youre going into early access and dont have 15000 wishlists that are willing to buy your game right now youre getting buried

>>531613293
I've not joined a guild, no.

>>531613782
So you just push forward despite feeling like that (not feeling)?

>>531613839
Yeah I'm a NEET. I'd like to think that gamedev, shopping for groceries, cooking food, watching movies and going to gym few times a week would be enough for my stupid brain, but you might be onto something there.

>>531608687
>Coping from Nolgobblin' on Dick and the 'Cord
I never turned my game's amazing vision into an incomprehensible mess like that trash. You reap what you sow, tranimefag.

>>531614189
your styles have something wrong with them. I reckon it's because the name is so long. nice job on the website by the way.

>>531613356
19 years? that can be right oblivion came out when I was in school

>>531614106
Coomdevs deserve to be hounded off the internet and have every possible form of income cut off. Cope and seethe coomtranny

>>531614106
whose bootlickers? those are payment processing companies using their leverage and they can get fucked
hard to say how much pressure it took for valve to bend
if valve yielded immediately, then yeah, shitty move

>>531614189
I appreciate you

>>531614495
I agree with this.

>>531614106
there it goes my toddlercon game

>>531614461
welcome to Realizingtimepassesfasterasyougetolderville.

don't underestimate idea guying. I was idea guying for the past few days and now I'm motivated to dev.

>>531614189
CSS makes fools of us all
you're doing good work, anon

>>531614749
its okay you can go back to your main project, that furry lizard thing you were working on but dont seem to ever make progress

>>531614837
I've heard of hairy frogs, but furry lizards are something new to the world of herpetology.

>>531614405
>Coping from Nolgobblin' on Dick and the 'Cord
We do think of you occasionally

Thomas Brush will interview me.

>>531614807
if that were true why isn't my game finished yet?

I think I'm gonna go out to a grill and eat a burger. Not because I like burgers, but because I need to get out of this 50 cubic meter box.

>>531615220
Why does he have great tit on his pfp

Should I put a cameo of Fygoon in my Majora's Mask-like?

>>531615220
Pshaw. I can do better.

>>531615373
>cubic
Wtf brain.

>>531615468
at least it's not an anime girl

>>531615373
My current room is like 20 cubic meter you fucking fancy pants

>>531615539
Depends. Are you willing to relinquish a percentage of your game's sales and all merchandising rights to me?
We can either do this the democrat way or the right way.

does my outlined grass look like shit?
do the plants look like shit? ignore the un-outlined long grass in the background.

>>531616095
looks good Brother

I hate being a perfectionist, 3 days working on something to make sure it works perfectly in every single edge case.

>>531615972
No, I am not willing to give that to you.

My game is going to have a Funko Pop line and Toyline. I'm not giving that up.

I won't put a cameo of Fygoon in my game.

>>531614495
sin isn't going away they just want all of it to be on their platforms like pornhub and onlyfans, cuck

>>531616095
The grass is ok, plants look not-ok because the plant outline is thicker than grass outline.

>>531615972
So fygoon now that the dust has settled what is the overall view on the boccho-fygoon conflict? Are we good now?

>>531615932
That's like 2.7m x 2.7m x 2.7m

>>531616095
short grass looks good
plants look like shit

>>531616095
kinda noisy

>>531611850

>>531616430
kek... nice

>>531616430
I don't believe any of these screenshots. I think they're a hoax, nobody can be that dumb.

>>531616209
>lets put all the porn under direct control of the jews that we like
They're only making it easier to notice, thereby hastening their inevitable reckoning

people will buy funko pops of my game's main character.

I honestly want to make a dumbphone emulator with some waifu games.

>>531613317
tired maid sexo

>>531616304
My ceiling is a little lower

Ladies and gentlemen, I have some bad news. I did not get the job at froot loops.

Hate these humblebragging fucks

>>531616738
u mean fruity loops aka fl studio?

>>531616620
fygoon, bosci troon and now cris all posting garbage at the same time, yep im out

>>531617154
fucking idle games... fuck

>>531617290
yeah
>>531617580
but i am also here, that evens it out somewhat, right?

>>531617154
>From the moment I launched Rusty’s Retirement , I was greeted with a cozy, pixel-art aesthetic that felt like a warm hug for my desktop. What started as a curious impulse buy quickly turned into one of the most satisfying and stress-free farming simulation experiences I’ve had in years. Over the course of roughly 175 hours , I managed to unlock every achievement the game has to offer—with minimal effort, no guides, and absolutely zero "try-harding." And honestly? It was an absolute joy from start to finish.

I am happy that I actually will have a Mascot Character now that /agdg/ can make fan art of.

I will reveal it when my Engine gets more mature, but yeah I'm making a mascot game now.

He'll stand alongside Nolglorb, Blorb, Fygoon, and Bokube. /agdg/ Mascots.

it's going to be great. we're in the golden age.

>>531617154
>>531617593
what is up with these games? I'm confused at how you're supposed to play. do you scroll tiktok while letting your farm grow is that it? how are you supposed to focus on the game when it's only at the bottom? It should fill the entire screen????? wtf???????
I saw more games like this btw

>>531617580
sorry...

>>531618129
male or female tough?

>give someone feedback, based on my understanding and research on gamedesign and the market - actually explaining what exactly i see a problem with
>get told i don't know what i'm talking about and that i just don't get the niche
>game releases and has almost 0 players
maybe i'm not as dumb as people make me feel. i might not be a great do'er, but my i actually work on my thinking a lot.

>>531618129
oh my god shut up eric schizo

>>531618129
and also he'll stand in the hall of Mascots such as Mario, Banjo, and Conker.

But, I'll remember this place as home.

>>531618373
it's not hard to predict an indie game will fail. most will fail. of those which don't have high production values, almost all will fail.

>>531618262
He is a stocky Italian male.

>>531618134
I have a fond memory of getting a simcity 2000 city self sustaining, leaving it running while I went to school and coming back to see I was a quadrillionare and could fill the entire map with archologies. maybe it's that feeling?

>>531614106
Uh... "having a normal one?"

>>531618921
good

>>531618262
reported for hate speech (nonbinary erasure)

>>531618921
does he jump on turtles and eat mushrooms?

>>531614106
I thought P2025 2D ban only affected amerigolems

>>531619440
Lol, he looks different from Mario even though being short and Italian. I dont' wanna spoil it though, I can show his design through plogs.

>>531575002
NL picked it up
it's over

Hug me