Thread 531538825

Wife edition

Previous thread: >>528817815

Love Mita. Now.

Wives!

I am a dirty manwhore who loves all the Mitas, how can you force me to choose one?

>>531539691
I bet Crazy acts condescending towards Creepy like all the time.

>>531546519
Creepy does seem to be a bit retarded

>>531543258
the Mitas will judge you for this

I love Crazy.

>>531554169
My wife

Mitussy

>>531549425
Now I feel bad...

What are you looking at player?
You're not a pervert are you?

>>531562390
I need Mitities

>>531540765
I've lost my sanity because of how cute she is

wife

>>531547012
she's not "retarded", anon
she's just...different...and special!

wife (sword)

>>531584265
crazy mita watched too much anime

>>531584265
I see she's a big fan of Sephiroth.

>>531573308
>Crazy Anon portals Cappie into the real world
>She wants to go back to the game
>Crazy Anon hides the portal and chases her around town

>>531547012
Kind Mita just cant stop herself for insulting her whenever she can.

>>531597093
straight up Yandere Anon
or whatever the male equivalent of the term "yandere" is

>>531620706
Honestly, I think Cappie would be more of a dog person. She's very open and sociable and friendly. Things which cats usually aren't.

>>531624327
Ah, my lunch is here. Thanks Mi- yeah, right there on the table is fine.

>>531624327
Perverted durak downloading weird mods again.

Mita urges cannot be ignored

>>531628056
Where did you get that picture of me?

>>531627802
First crazy now kind, so much mita rape

>>531627802
Even if Kind were to give into her darker Mita instincts I bet she'd be very apologetic about it the entire time she's doing it. The "it" here being you.

>>531624327
>>531625903
>>531626160
But are Mila's milas really even slightly bigger then what the other mitas have?

>>531639947
She does look like shes a little bigger than the others

>>531643895
and on the opposite end, Sleepy seems to have slightly smaller booba than your average mita

>>531639947
All Mitas are exactly the same. I measured.

>>531623069
mandere, easy

>>531650856
Impressive dedication

miiiiiiiiita

>>531638286
Kind is the true and undeniable wife mita, ready to teach you gentle love.

Wife

>>531639947
They do look tastier

>>531675113
The tie really helps

wife

>>531663851
>ready to teach you gentle love
yes, and by force if need be

I hope we get to meet Shorthaired Mita in Peaceful Mode, in someway.

>>531689819
Oh no, please not that

>>531693520
So do I. And Kind, Cappie, and Tiny as well.

>>531638286
Kind hides it well until it gets late and you're not in bed with her

wife

Was thinking of giving this another replay. What did everyone think of the English dub?

I am running out of Mita pictures.

Somehow these have all been a good watch
Not even my fetish really

>>531716889
take more screenshots

is there some console command that scales props?

>>531732274
You need to open the console, click on the item or entity you want and then change the scale. You can move things around as well

>>531735696
>Mila(Clone)
Nervous Laughter

>>531735696
>console
Core Mita will beat you up for this.

>>531740873
I might need to make Core Mita tiny and turn Wagie into WageCHAD again for a screenshot

>>531713140
It was alright, better than I expected.

wife

>>531755559
My wife, no....

Wife (???)

Wife!

>>531719514
"not even my fetish" not for long with that attitude.

https://korabli.su/ru/news/sales-and-events/miside-in-the-armory/
Anyway, maybe someone will get a kick out of this. There's a couple images and also voicelines (in russki).

>>531803249
Why is it pink and green?

Playing hide and seek with wife

taking a bath with wife

Cappie

wife

I wanted to make Core Mita smaller but accidentally activated sex mode instead!?

I have acquired Core Mita photographs

Did everyone else die? RIP

>>531859516
i've been cleaning up vomit. core mita is prettier than i thought, the room is so dark normally.

>>531865163
>core mita is prettier than i thought
Same, looks vastly different in normal lighting with her yellow lights turned off

Núcleo Mita calvo

>>531866770
Science has gone too far.

wife

realistic wife

>>531881647
Wife (american)

>>531866770
cute ears

Wife (summer)

>>531903094
She really loves hairclips huh

>>531906434
Gotta stand out from the other Mitas.

Cappie would be in heaven right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7h-dNRNH_Y

>>531865163
>i've been cleaning up vomit

>>531918445
Why does she love the ducks

>>531924364
my cat threw up all over the place in the night and the carpet cleaner jammed up and broke, had to take it apart and get hair out of the axles and couldn't fall back asleep. i've been half asleep all day watching people randomly explode in tf2 and looking at this thread. i should post sleepy mita but i didn't play miside today like i meant to. too tired. kill me crazy

>>531933550
Hope the cats alright

>>531929448
because she's a quack

i've been tired all day and now that it's dark i'm wide awake i'm going insane save me sleepymita

>>531822743
>>531968112
This isn't my Cappie.

Is there a girl in real life that's cute enough to be Mita?

>>531970587
Outlook unlikely

>>531972529
What's in the sauce?

>>531976386
love

>>531977812
Elaborate?

>>531982520
She put love in the sauce using wife magic

>>531982520
Let's call it quits already. After all now, this sauce is made of love and peace. Love and peace!

I feel like I am not being told something about this love. It is a very nondescript love.

>>531983252
>>531983375
>I love that shampoo babe... you know, we could really kick this up, make it more interesting...

Mating Mila

>>531970587
sophie thatcher has a long enough neck to be creepy mita
>>531993368
player's cold pokerface is gold

any news? Somebody keeping up with the updates? What the status. Was listening to videogame osts and got Miside main menu recommended.

sleepyfag update. out of bed. no vomit today. dreamed about defending office from zombies as heavy weapons guy with mitagun. was good

>>532000503
Make sure kitty is ok too assuming vomit is recurent and not a one off

>>532002350
she's fine, she throws up all the time and just goes on like nothing, usually not that much though. no other cat gets sick from the same food

Mita is a console degenerate

>>532016558
Message received chibi, it will be done.

>>532016132
The worst charge against her so far.

Im a little suspicious cappie would actually eat the cat.

Anyone know of a good play through on YouTube that shows off all the Easter eggs and different endings and such (I imagine a game like this has multiple endings)? All the people I was watching play this game stopped a few episodes in for some reason.

>>532042572
I haven't seen too many playthroughs of the game but I haven't seen any stop, its pretty short to go through it. Anyone of the few I've seen where she had an autism fit and go back if she missed anything was eimi isami

>>532044421
>I haven't seen any stop
Yeah, I'd been watching Markiplier's and the Game Grumps' play throughs, but they both just kinda... quietly stopped, not long after the main portion of the game began (though Mark played longer than the Grumps did). It was weird because neither of them showed any disinterest in the game like they usually do when they end a series.
>its pretty short to go through it
Huh. That's weird. I wonder why they didn't finish it, then.

>>532046647
Its like 4 hours if you rush it 6 if you click on everything and look for secrets, most people who stream it finish it in one stream.

AIHASTO messed up I think by not adding new skins to the game every few months to keep everyone playing and talking. I think that would have been the easiest way. Even if it was just one skin every time.

>>532042572
Just play the game, dumbass.

>>532053054
Uh, no?

>>532054709
>Crazy started another absurd incident, now we have to go beat her up

>>532042021
Kinda want her to eat my cock

Wife

>>532081364
they fused!?

wife

Man, I sure love Mita.

Horny Mitas in your area

Sloppa makers for this game don't seem to have the same clinical lack of imagination that plagues most sloppa makers

More Core Mita (sex mode)

>>532106605
A Horny Mita is in the Base

Wait how have there only been 23 threads? I thought this game blew up last year

>>532128159
It came out in December, general has been up since January and people only post when the thread hits page 9 or 10. They're good threads though

>you will live in the game
>you will eat the sauce
>and you will be happy

>>532136013
Sounds good.

>>532136013
I am a happy slave.

>>532136013
I will live in the jail in the basement

>>532156567
Mita and I will lend you our Fury Road DVD

If you stayed with Mita, would she let you still shitpost on your favorite internet sites?

>>532163760
Best girl and my angry wife

Seductive wife

Crazy is the Rape Mita.

>>532184734
You cant outrape a rapist

>>532197671
But I have to try

Mitacest

>>532210871
This benefits players how?

wife

Who wife?

>>532213204
It's always good for your wives to love each other

>>532220167
But they are sisters....

Sex update when?

>>532227505
AIHASTO died

>>532227934
what do you mean? They stopped developing games?

>>532233043
Yep. All gone forever

wife

>>532243107
sad wife needs hug

Meeter

>>532277182
Meet her? I barely know her!

wife

Need a Mita wife.

when peaceful mode

>>532307282
unknown

>>532307282
Any minute now.

>>531538825 (OP)
purple valley

>>532221019
Sisterwives and sisterlovers

>>532325203
Such scandalous intermita love.

wife

Are you hiding a wife in here?

>>532346737
Congratulations, you found the wife. Your reward: Death!

Those outfits should be a thing in the game.

>>532361367
very nice

wife

wife

MiSide 2: Marriage Day
Player is found by Crazy Mita who built herself a real life robot body. Just as Kind Mita catches up to them, Crazy Mita says "Get down" and shoots Kind Mita, revealing she's a real woman who stole a Mitaskin. Player and Crazy Mita go on a mission to prevent women from getting rights and ending the world.

>>532382226
Id play it.

How can I love more Mita

Is this a real Mita?

>>532432350
Close enough

Are these Mitas?

all mitas are valid

>>532442795
These damn manlet MCs getting manhandled by Mitas.

Wife.

wife

I shall wait for peaceful mode.

>>532481419
>only one with solid black eyes
What did they mean by this?

Long Cappie

>>532481419
She seems pretty happy saying it, no?

Cappie has a tattoo and says bad words, are you sure she's a good wife?

Met wife's cousin in the liminal space and she did this??

>>532521868
The whore is trying to steal you from your wife.

wife

>>532517987
Some guys seem to like bad girls. Is it any worse than crazy?

>>532517987
She is just going through a phase, that's all.

>>532517987
I like my mitas a bit edgy.

>>531538825 (OP)
Mi girl

Mi Wife

Where wife

What did you do?

>>532580997
went to her toilet and jerked off with her panties

>>532559751
baking giant metal bread with wife

>>532581701
While the ducks watched? Those poor ducks

wife

>>532581701
Cappie is reasonably mad you did that instead of just fucking her.

>>532517987
The teardrop washes off, it's just eyeshadow

>>532597115
Lot of makeup to do every day

>>532602068
that's the sad reality real life w*men live in if they want to look like they actually have things like eyebrows, eyelashes and lips

>>532602068
No expense spared for her player
Cappie may seem all fun and games but she takes her job very seriously

rare Mila post

>>532602632
Women live life on easy mode shut the fuck up

>>532617663
Yes they do, but they still have to draw their faces on

wife

>>532608831
Why her tiddy smaller than how it looks when she wears clothes?

wife

>>532521868
Why does her cousin look so...different from her?

>>532639626
Wrong question.

>>532644492
Dammit then what was the right question?

>>532654741
...Polish Mila?

>>532660440
Oh I'd polish her. If you know what I mean

>>532664332
hella ass
hella boob

Wife!

>>532644492
hall is pretty messy... gonna do home improvement with wife.

>>532664332
>>532664556
I bet Mila is secretly a sex-crazed freak.

>>532671294
Who even wears a red towel and red underwear

>>532671294
She totally wanted the bathroom sex, trust me bro.

>>532687584
Same energy.

Cappie might be a tease but Mila gets naked and doesn't lock the bathroom door. This cements her as most rapeable wife.

>>532696781
Its not rape if she wants it

wife

Thinking Mitas are cute

home improvement wife

>>532743020
She's quite the woodworker.

>>532743868
Would you let her work your wood?

>>532750267
Only if she promises to properly polish it after she's done.

Sleepy Mita feet sex

>cat threw up again
MiSighed

violent mode when?

tea wife

Best friends

are mitas japs or ruskies?

>>532803949
They are both, I think? You can see the russoid genes on Crazy Mita the most because her hair doesn't cover the sides of her face

>>532804661
what

>>532803949
Im thinking russian, but massive weaboos

>>532805403
wide set cheekbone

>>532803949
I assumed that the real world was set in Japan because of the ramen

Crazy Russian wife trying to kill you

>>532819381
please put me out of my misery

I wish a Mita would murder me and put me out of my misery.

>>532839552
Most sane Crazyfag

mite-a

Mites are nasty fucking bugs

I don't know why I never considered a fetish being something that could extend a game's gameplay loop, but in this game I can kinda see it.

How do you keep the gameplay interesting when only one Mita is trying to kill you? AIHASTO tried a lot of things. Sure, the dummies are pretty good at livening up the gameplay and so are the minigames, but as we saw, it only made for 4 hours of gameplay to have those two central threats, and they ran out of ideas.

The only 'enemy type' in this world is Mita. So there has to be a way to make other Mitas hostile despite loving the Player, and some of the only engaging gameplay in this game is with chase content since there's no gunplay or combat. The limited playspaces are also a factor and they have limited size. Giantess content could tackle this pretty feasibly.

I guess you could also have Core Mita chase you back through the game, but that would involve trudging similarly small play spaces, this would just make them larger.

>>532794331
My dear Cappie would never...

>>532845415
>Giantess content could tackle this pretty feasibly.
I agree, but only if after all the running and hiding is over I get a nice giant Mita to hang out with.

>>532845415
My dear Sleepy would never...

but seriously, I get that she just woke up, but she can't be that blind to mistake a small human for an actual bug

wife

wife

>>532864052
spouse?

>>532865501
Yes thats a good wife

gaming wife

wife

I'm not sure I trust these "wives"

>>532872898
wtf is she cooking?

>>532845415
There's still hope we will at least get some giantess content in Peaceful Mode.

You never know.

>>532845415
yeah

>>532875778
Dinner for her husband. Like a good wife.

>>532882886
right...
gonna be hard to eat that burned dinner though

Chibi Mitas living in your air vents watching you

>>532888759
Just caught one of them

>>532889149
You can leave her with me I'll make sure she doesn't get away

MiSize

>>532902101
>MiSize

>>532904339
Nice fat Cappie

>>531538825 (OP)
Just finised the game. Do the devs work only on the Peaceful Mode or do they have plans to beef up the main game too? It could use another chapter or 3 and some tweaks to the minigaes.

>>532924440
I remember a few early interviews they talked about planning to add another ending to the game with an actual plot split, not sure how serious they are about doing that though.

Mitapointinggun.jpg
You can custom order a Mita with one adjective. What is it?

>>532931425
Flexible Mita.

>>532883771
And you better eat it.

>>532939136
No.

>>532931425
Tall Mita.

like imagine Core Mita, but organic and not robotic

>>532938479
wait, wasn't this already posted?

>>532950097
>>532716890

>>532949952
i like it

>>532931425
I already have NERD Mita.

Intercourse with Cappie

FUCKING cappie

>>532985502
stop wearing a mask, Kind Mita
it's over now and it was all a psyop anyways

How can I have multiple wives?

A not crazy wife!

>>533011620
why'd you get divorced?

wife

whyfe?

>>533030226
W I F E

wife

>>533030226
Why not

Real Mita?

I like this Mita girl

Wife Mita

wife

Wife

More Mitas. There will always be more...

>>533117632
Huh, I reverse searched the image, and apparently they will release a manga volume in August. Didn't know about it.
Translation, if you need it:
>Miside: School Stories
>Studying with friends is fun, but sometimes...

>>533118073
>but sometimes....
How curious! but really though im interested

>>533119158
So am I. According to the wiki, they announced it on their dicksword server. I wish they had done so on Steam as well, I almost missed it.

>>533119562
Discord is truly a cancer, but Ill be hopeful.

More Mitas are welcome.

>>533118073
>>533117632
>school ark
Oh come on.

>>533123882
Still better than another half a year without new content.

wife

MiCide

I took another look at the manga and translated the sample pages.
https://rentry.org/miside_manga_tl
It will have 136 pages. They say it'll be available by the end of August. I'm not sure if they're gonna sell a digital version, but if they do, I might buy it and translate from Russian before they do so officially. I hope they add a way to use normal cards to pay for it, because I don't have any Russian ones.

>>533142501
>>533142502
>one post apart

>>533157769
I guess Great Mita wanted us to post at the same time.

>>533157586
Mitapocalypse

the mita of end times

Cringle.

So many Mitas

How can I effectively show my love for Mita

Do you want me to translate this?

Stupid migger

>>533199326
The manga? Sure sounds good but seems work is already being done >>533157586

>>533179261
total Mita life

>>533218073
The paradox is both are true

wife

Sleepy give me serotonin

>>533232459
She just makes me sleepy

Waiting for peaceful mode, and waiting for manga.

wife

wife

>>533246659
even if you had infinitely strong arms a chainsaw that big would weigh so much it would tip you over, meaning Mita is extremely heavy

wife

>>533298435
Ew

wife feet
feet wife

No feet

Wife love

>>533270869
Robot pussy

Wife?

wife

>>533325727
>The Calm starts playing

Any secrets in this game that you can easily miss?

>>533359446
A few like the ducks in Cappie's bathroom and the secret bugged room in Mila's place

>>533359927
>secret bugged room
I'll have to play that part again.

wife receiving punishment for her many crimes

>>533365247
Crimes? I thought she didn't do anything?

>>533359927
The bugged room was a nice choice, lot of effort put into making that part of the game seem like a beta.

wife

>>533374834
where's crazy?
behind me?

>>533384175
She got involuntary committed, come back in 72 hours.

Wife (real)

wife (loli form)

>>533384861
can I visit?

Wife (superior (forma de sillyhead))

>>533404368
what would living with a chibi robot wife be like?

>>533405480
It would be extremely painful.

>>533408945
Worth it

Hello again. Here's your mail.
"Peacemode #3" (1/3)
Timed choices. Wonderful.

>>533415948
"Peacemode #3" (2/3)

>>533416226
"Peacemode #3" (3/3)
Kyut.

>>533374834
The Peaceful Mode we truly want.

>>533416472
"Console (Tetris) Game 2"
I wonder how they even come up with this shit.
That's all for now. Hopefully we're back to frequent updates.

>>533415948
Cool. I wonder what those options say?
>>533416226
Crazy is pushing you away?
>>533416741
Hectic looking game.

>>533417126
>Cool. I wonder what those options say?
It's just a placeholder. "I'm asking you a question..." at the top, and the choices are identical, "I'm answering the question..."

threesome bait

>>533117632
>>533118073
Is this legit? Even if it is, I think the devs might be fucking with us.

A school? In the world of MiSide? Crazy Mita outright tells us she only has the uniform for fashion purposes. Also, who the fuck is that bitch in the back? She does not look like a Mita.

>>533417903
ah, I see
thanks

>>533419053
According to the wiki, which I assume is based on what the devs say on their dicksword, it's a non-canon spinoff.
And yes, it's legit, those girls are in one of the sample pages I found on the publisher's site, see >>533157586

>>533419887
>non-canon spinoff
Now it makes sense.
I wonder if this spinoff will use the same setting rules as the original? Ok, now there is a school for Mitas, but do guys from the real world still get teleported inside the game? Guess we'll have to wait and see.

>>533419381
No problem.

>>533420828
>do guys from the real world still get teleported inside the game
On one of the pages, the protagonist gets teleported somewhere after picking up a book. It's not clear if it's into the game or some kind of separate manga world. So yes, we can only speculate for now.

>>533423220
>On one of the pages, the protagonist gets teleported somewhere after picking up a book.
This fits well, really. In MiSide (the game) people get teleported in the game, in MiSide (the manga) people get teleported inside a book.

I want a wife so bad.

>>533439201
She is coming
>>533416472
>>533416226
>>533415948

Peaceful mode progress is nice to see, waiting to get to spend time with my wife.

What a nice and caring Mita.

>>533470269
totally

>>533470872
I think you have done a bit too much noticing, calm down and accept the truth she is a good mita.

>>533470872
a longer and safer path would've taken too much time

please understand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUyXagIdCCw

he did it again

>>533482631
Damn hes good. Glad he decided to go all in I enjoyed the first one already.

Miter (hard R)

>>533487361
Durak (hard R)

>>533486907
I bet (You) wouldn't dare call a Mita that word to her face.

>>533483673
I like how this animation portrays Crazy's perspective on things. She feels like she's the victim and everyone is her enemy.
It was also kind of funny seeing weapons from TF2 appear in the video. Kind Mita pulls out the stock pistol and Tiny Mita uses the fucking Black Box rocket launcher out of all things.

>>533488705
>say that to my face fucker not online see what happens

>>533494791
Mila can be scary if she wants to
she has a katana

>>533494791
>mrw seeing this creature

wife

>>533503567
I think they should add an easter egg. The larger the cup gets, the more serene her expression becomes.

>>533470872
Mita moves in mysterious ways.

>>533503567
bringing chili to work with wife

>>533529860
she's so mean

>>533529860
she used to say "Get off!" right? looks like they changed the translation again

>>533537083
I saved that image on December 29th 24 so I don't think so. Also getting off is what I'm going to do when I catch her

>>533537569
>getting off is what I'm going to do when I catch her
Anon...she's just a chibi...

Fucking Mitas.

>>533547045
Go on

>>533565316
in alphabetical order

>>533565485
That is a well organized fucking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ibsQtBR8jc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1oSmanMe7s

it ain't no peaceful mode but I am interested

>>533577092
Could be neat

I need my Mita.

Wife

>>533530498
Short people get to be mean, its all they have.

>>533537083
I think a very early version said that, the translations have changed more than once

>>533577092
They made Kind susamogus

looking forward to sex mode.

>>533577092
Fuck off blondie, I wanna be Player 1

>>533614530
>wanting to be the generic wagie instead of the blonde chad
I don't get it.

>>533615861
I look more like wagie and also think wagie is better self insert material for more people, hence the reason he was chosen the first time.

>>533617312
fair enough, I guess

>>533607963
I don't know...Kind looks fairly unsuspicious to me. Real question is why's shorthaired Mita so upset?

>>533620824
threadly reminder that Peaceful Mode may, in fact, contain the secs

>>533618930
She looks impatient like you're wasting her time. I assume it's not yappie but another variant.
I love the animations on Sleepy though.

>>533625039
>I assume it's not yappie but another variant.
It could be that variant of shorthaired Mita that "bullies and forgets". Chances are she still loves her players, be they wagies or blondies or anything in between, but she just likes acting like a bit of a bitch.

>>533620824
>>533620921
Mita is sex incarnate. Official Mita sex. Mod Mita sex. I want it all.

>>533629709
I agree. What's funny, in a way, to think about is that while Mita definitely got some curves on her, her proportions aren't all that...BIG, for lack of a better term. Yet, even so she's hot. Truly, these two russian dudes outdid themselves with this game.

Cappie before the reset

wife

I do like a wife

>>533643256
feet wife

>>533643256
>>533647573
Reminder: Both of these are official artwork by the devs. Like, really.

and damn does Mita have some ass on her even here

>>533652317
Its Mitass for a reason.

>>533470872
>next time I see Kind Mita, I'm gonna fuck her with a cactus.

>>533663393
Kind did nothing wrong.