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/smbg/ #293 - DK Bananza concept terrain edition
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>>Mario News and Releases<<ใ!ใMario & Luigi: Brothership has officially released!
ใ!ใDonkey Kong Country Returns HD has officially released!
ใ!ใSuper Nintendo World in Orlando Florida has opened!
ใ!ใMario Kart World has officially released!
ใ!ใDonkey Kong Bananza has officially released!
>Future Release Dates:ใ!ใSuper Mario Party Jamboree Switch 2 Update releases July 24th, 2025
ใ!ใMario Movie 2 -potentially- releases on April 3rd, 2026
>Current News Links:ใ!ใDonkey Kong Bananza โ Overview Trailer โ Nintendo Switch 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjq-2Fwb730
ใ!ใDonkey Kong Bananza Direct 6.18.2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVUidGTR8xg
ใ!ใMario Kart World - Direct Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pE23YTYEZM&ab_channel=NintendoofAmerica
ใ!ใDonkey Kong Bananza - Direct Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIddsPkdX9U
ใ!ใSuper Mario Party Jamboree โ Switch 2 + TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0jkSlm6gVA
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>>531557015If it's to make Digital Faggots seethe I may as well double dip.
>He ended on a bit of a tease: โNow as to why 13-year-old in particular was the choice, I think that's something that we want players to, in the course of enjoying the game, start to puzzle out, think for themselves.โ
>He ended on a bit of a tease: โNow as to why 13-year-old in particular was the choice, I think that's something that we want players to, in the course of enjoying the game, start to puzzle out, think for themselves.โ
>Okay, fine, it was admittedly a bit of a joke question. But hereโs a real one: does this mean thereโs an official Donkey Kong series canon timeline? Is this a Super Mario Odyssey prequel?
>โCertainly because a lot of team members also worked on Super Mario Odyssey, there are some similarities in terms of how they think about the setting of the characters for both games, but it's something we really can't explain all of for now because we need to leave something for people to consider as they're playing the game,โ Takahashi cryptically replied.
https://www.ign.com/articles/nintendo-wont-say-why-donkey-kong-bananzas-pauline-is-13-years-old-specifically-wants-players-to-puzzle-out-the-answer-themselves
>>531557318Hair color is wrong though.
>>531557329Translation: lol we don't fucking know, wait for Miyamoto to say shit.
Does anyone know if the Japanese version of Bananza comes with every other language?
>>531558210It's more like they did it because they just felt like it. As long as Miyamoto doesn't come with another "cat girls are sexy" statement.
>>531558210I think we have yet to see the cutscene of Pauline performing at the concert that she needs inspiration for 3 months after the ending.
>>531557329They're pulling Zelda bullshit here
>>531558413People haven't posted the completed post game yet?
>>531558540I don't think so.
I think they spent all day getting to the credits, played some of the post-game, and then called it a day.
>>531558357According eShop it should: https://store-jp.nintendo.com/item/software/D70010000096306
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>>531558540There're more than 600 bananas apparently if not more.
>>531557495"bright blonde hair" instead of just "blonde hair" fixed it.
>>531558857Yeah but.. Why blonde?
>>531558857Isn't her hair brown?
>>531557318>>531558857ruined
just gen slop peach instead
>>531558932>>531558990It's the Lady from Donkey Kong '81.
>>531558932He did it because Pauline's grandmother in her heyday was blonde.
Pauline discourse aside, what's your view on canon? Like, what do you consider canon?
From most canon to least canon:
>Mainline Mario games are the main canon
>The RPGs
>Character based spin-offs
>Sports and party games
>Crossovers and cameos
>>531559412Boy do I feel stupid right now.
>>531559528I think kart should be in a separate category that is below the mainline games but above the RPGs.
>>531559021sure thing boss
>>531559412But then the color of the dress is wrong.
>>531559528Mainline Mario games very loosely, that includes stuff like Donkey Kong, Wrecking Crew, Mario Bros., etc.
>>531559961More like this, then?
>>531559769That's a cute one.
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>>531560105Yeah, that's more accurate.
>>531560217Posting the rest
>>531560346Alternatively, this one's based on her arcade sprite, where she has a bit of blue here and there and her hair is more of a light orange.
>>531560217I can't believe that the artist predicted that she would be 13, and have this specific part of her hair.
>>531558540>>531558668>>531558838>Odds are some poor bastard on Mariowiki is either waiting for someone to upload what happens or they're gonna try and do it themselves as fast as possible>It's gonna be some mundane nothingburger shit
>>531560774Why is K.rool's lower half missing?
>>531561282But it's right there?
>>531560774I don't get the joke
>>531561680Lolbertarian believe Rare isn't a tranny company.
Like how they believe the new Mass effect spiritual successor is not gonna being a tranny game
>>531561680Le heckin modern gayming humor, emphasis on gay.
>>531561680Bananza DK is woke and encourages race mixing as he only starts looking not like a soicuck when he's transformed into other animals.
>>531561680The artist thought Wokey Kong sounded fun and drew it
It's a satire on how people (/v/) reacted to Bananza upon reveal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Ks6hIEgbk
>Pauline's scream at 0:05
It made me chuckle.
>>531562935Left looks better.
>>531562547/v/ didn't react that way, it was one malicious Sony spammer who reacted that way.
>>531563216Are you the guy that was spamming about some Dr E yesterday or the day before? You /v/ermin are weird.
https://youtu.be/hlmSUGrILtE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QENpy2wDZ-Y
Okay, someone explain the "Cranky retcon." Schizo rambling or not?
>>531570312Bananza is a prequel, Pauline is just naturally a kid here, but for that to make sense Cranky would have to no longer be the arcade Donkey Kong
That's it
>>531567101There's something really funny about how the rap can't keep going for some psychotic reason that only an executive with brain damage could answer.
>No you don't understand, people will be confused if we reference coconut guns or any of the other kongs... so we'll loop the first part of the rap again and again!What will the children think if he fires in spurts!
>>531570387>That's itThat's it?
Doesn't Cranky still have his arcade rants?
>>531570965He mentions a rivalry with a guy in overalls but people are now thinking that guy wasn't Mario (assuming this dialogue is in the Japanese script)
>>531570312More like a 'Pauline/Jumpman retcon' actually.
>>715666484Seems there are basically two generations of each character 'type' (DK Sr, DK Jr, Mario/Jumpman and Lady/Pauline) occurring one after the other, with DK94 acting as a retread of the original arcade with the modern versions of the characters.
>>531571375In other words, the Mario there is Jumpman?
>The Korean community and popular streamer has been highly critical of the new DK game.
>>531557329>>531558210>>531558495They pretty much did the same shit with Pikmin 4
https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/ask-the-developer-vol-10-pikmin-4-part-2/?srsltid=AfmBOorIVn4woUYcBnYriysoy5Rk4ipB4xViSuNVRT43v2VcD1jKPnus
>This game is the fourth mainline title in the series โ is the story connected to the previous games?>Hiramuki: This game begins with Captain Olimar once again crash-landing on an unknown planet. However, what makes the game different from the previous ones is that he sends out a distress signal, and the Rescue Corps comes to his rescue, but they also crash-land. As the newest recruit, the player embarks on an adventure to rescue the castaways. To make it easier for newcomers to get emotionally invested in the world of Pikmin, we designed the game so that players themselves would become the Rescue Corps' new recruit. So, even if you're not familiar with past titles, you'll be fine. Of course, we've put thought into developing features that add to the fun for players of the previous titles, so they've got plenty to look forward to. As for the story's timeline, I'll leave that to players' imaginations. (Laughs) I think between this, TOTK, and now Bananza I think it's time for Nintendo fans to stop caring about the nitty gritty details about the timelines for their series because it's obvious Nintendo gives even less of a shit about that lately more so than they did in the past.
>>531572252Shut the fuck up retard and go back >>>/v/715696271
>>531571375Whoops, this should link to the right post:
>>>/v/715666484>>531571549Grandson of the original Arcade Jumpman, aka Mario Snr/Mario the First. Think more along the lines of Jumpman Jr/Mario the 3rd/Super Mario (as opposed to just plain old regular Mario)
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Donkey Kong Bananza is doing good on metacritic reviews.
>>531558210>>531557329It's Dragon Ball all over again
>>531572841It's not like pikmin 4 at all, that's a complete reboot.
This game is atleast a continuation of DKC and takes place before Odyssey, the only odd game that needs explaining is the arcade DK.
Will Void ever show up again?
>>531576459>the only odd game that needs explaining is the arcade DK.It doesn't really need to be explained. Mario simply rescued a different girl, which is infact confirmed to be true anyway.
I haven't played the game and I'm not looking too much into the videos but I saw the one with Diddy and Dixie interacting with Pauline. Does Cranky interact with her in some way?
>>531577472No he keeps going on schizo rants about K. Rool
>>531577350This identity crisis feels more like a Bluto/Brutus situation. That guide is over 30 years old by the way and modern materials confirms they're the same character so, until proven otherwise, the most current information is the valid one.
Can we have someone make a new DK OC here that represents our DK scholars?
>mfw Tanabe lost and the gay ass mandates are now officially dead
>>531580428https://youtu.be/bzhcttwYomg?si=-f28gMl8AjwJ5r1n&t=2
>>531570312There is no cranky retcon, its some retards stupid fanfic
>>531580190I wonder what his name was going to be.
>>531577332Like the Broodals, FLUDD, etc.
>>531558210>>531557329>We have to wait at least a year for a confirming interview, knowing Nintendo.Rip.
>>531596830is pauline monkey
Anyone else feel like they flanderized K. Rool's ruthlessness? He's supposed to be ruthless and evil but slightly goofy like in DKC1-3 and DK64, in Bananza he's just pure evil.
>>531597793If Kongs aren't apes then they're either monkeys or some fictional not-ape-but-resembles-ape-except-Diddy species.
Pauline is a human and humans are technically in the ape family, therefore Pauline is more of a monkey than Donkey.
>>531598316Every character gets flanderized eventually.
>>531598735Not me, I got homerized.
i'm playing through dkc while i wait for bananza and holy shit this game is hard, how did i ever beat this as a kid? I don't remember this evil second level where you have to swing on ropes and dodge the spikey wasps. I can't reach the N letter that's between two ropes, whenever I try and jump inbetween them donkey kong just fucking falls and dies, and if I try to jump back from the second rope to get it he can't reach the rope behind him.
They couldโve made Bananza so much better
>>531600163how would she tie into the lore?
>>531598316Bowser is like that in some games like Galaxy while being a complete joke in others. Let the croc be a menace for once.
>>531600270Pauline is her mother
>>531590753Pits and feet!
>>531600163>>531600270What if the next game is Donkey Kong Galaxy, Xananab is your main ally, Wizpig is the big bad, and there's a crossover with Mario Galaxy characters like rosalina. Kino
>>531577332He gets fucking murdered by K rool when he launches him into a molten boulder Knowing other dk villains? probably never ever.
The song playing in the final platforming sequence of Bananza during the final boss was almost certainly done by Daisuke Matsuoka from Bowserโs Fury right? The vibe is almost identical to the Fury Bowser theme and it rocks, and the Aquatic Ambience leitmotif appearing in it was kino
>credits is missing Yoshiaki Koizumi and Koichi Hayashida (director of 3 3D Mario games including Mario Galaxy 2), recently seen assisting with Wonder
Hmmm
>>531607375Confirms the theory that some of the senior staff in EPD tokyo is working on a 3D Mario.
>>531607375What about the American dev studio NIST who developed Bowserโs Fury? Is anyone from NIST in the Bananza credits? Could NIST be working on 3D Mario after their experience on Bowserโs Fury?
>>531608493Pretty sure NST handled the 3D World part, we aren't sure if they even did Bowser's Fury.
>>531608691No they co-developed it with epd.
>>531608967Co develop could mean anything in this case. I doubt NST has the resources to make the next gen full 3D Mario game, Nintendo would do it in an EPD studio.
>>531590753Pauline is so much better like this, I hope this sticks.
>>531577332No one's ever truly gone.
>>531608691>>531610095I was under the impression that NST did the bulk of the work on Bowserโs Fury, but the game credits are frustratingly vague and donโt say who did whatโฆ.
https://x.com/platiniridium/status/1945560923558883610
>>531610812They don't want to be shown up by westerners so they did the alphabetization crap, they always do that when they don't want people sniffing around in the credits.
>>531611338Ah I found my source:
http://kyoto-report.wikidot.com/super-mario-3d-world-bowser-s-fury
Kyoto Report claims that โDevelopment was equally spread between Nintendo EPD, NSTC, and 1-Up Studio.โ โNintendo EPD was primarily responsible for porting Super Mario 3D World and adding network codeโ, โNSTC was primarily responsible for Bowser's Fury, which may have been an unfinished EPD developed prototypeโ and that โAll three teams still contributed to both projects to some degree.โ
But I donโt know their source for this, it is true however that there are significantly more names in the credits belonging to the American NST devs compared to EPD and 1-Up Studios
I ordered bananza through amazon and got release day delivery but it hasn't shipped yet =(
>>531576459>It's not like pikmin 4 at all,Both interviews have the devs go
>figure it out yourself dipshit lolThere's no big reveal
There's no 100% twist
There's no DLC (game costs 70 bucks anyways)
You get nothing
Good day sir
>>531611793I could see a new 3D Mario be made by them with heavy supervision from Koizumi and others.
>>531611338Also itโs weird, Odyssey credits were alphabetical but still had the roles of every staff member, but Bananza just dropped the alphabetical thing altogether and the credits are ordered and grouped by roles like normal credit rolls
But 3D World + Bowserโs Fury had the worst of both worlds with alphabetical credits and no roles listed. The only reason we even know Daisuke Matsuoka is the composer of the Bowserโs Fury songs (like I said just now) is because he is the only composer credited, and we know fuck all for the other staff roles unless what Kyoto Report says about their roles is accurate, there isnโt even a known director for the switch version
>>531576459Pauline is a kid now, just accept it chud.
>>531603687>murderedHe tanked that actually.
>Pauline was aged down
fucking retards blown the fuck out
>>531614308I mean, she was technically aged down, just not in-universe, like how Mario was aged down into a baby for Yoshi's Island.
>>531614415I'm talking about the retards who thought Pauline age regressed by some magic in game.
But since Pauline and DK became friends in Bananza, why does DK come back and kidnap Pauline in the future? Did DK forget about Pauline because monkey brain? Were they just having a fun reunion with DK carrying Pauline like old times that got misinterpreted by Mario?
>>531614543I know, I also thought that considering what they said in the interview, but I guess they actually meant that they don't care and neither should we lol
>>531614756This is the latest game in the timeline, Pauline is just a kid now.
Just don't think about it too hard.
>next Mario game
>Pauline shows up
>she's still a kid
What then?
>>531615342Mainline or spin-off?
>King K Rool may be MKW dlc
what a time to be alive
>>531614980It's a prequel, kid.
>>531614543she was, play the endgame
>>531614756Game takes place after the arcade, arcade pauline is this pauline's granny
>copy doesn't get here until tomorrow
back to mario kart i go..
>>531611338The game didn't even get past 90 on metacritic so they didn't get "shown up" regardless
>>531617192Are we sure that her grandma isn't blonde Lady Pauline?
>>531612573Except Pikmin 4 is a complete reboot and Bananza is not.
*farts*
>>531617007If there was a postgame twist we'd find out about it now
>>531618578We did, i just posted it
>>531618668Post the proof nigga
>>531618928Beat the game yourself, I'm not here to spoonfeed you
>>531614308>>531614543Hey you gotta admit though, if she was de-aged we wouldn't be in this confusing mess to begin with.
>>531618668Your schizo alternate /smbg/ that only you can see doesn't count.
>>531576459DK arcade has NEVER made sense. Cranky being old as shit and Mario a spry 24 year old will NEVER make sense
theory: the void energy voidco use and make pauline into oddrock with is the same evil energy that the z-bananas from mario party 9 and the banandium is the same material that the crystal bananas from jungle climber that come from xananabs planet is the same
What do you guys think
>>531622053Mario in the arcade being modern mario's ancestor like how cranky is dk's ancestor makes sense to me
>"Woo, Jumpman! Wait, who?"
>>531622670Mario's nickname.
>>531623098It's been a while since i've played ttyd.
>>531623515Don't you mean Konkey Dong?
daisy is the only mario girl I don't feel any sort of attraction to
>>531623671I'm curious. Why is that? And what's your attraction to the others?
>>531623671>antidaisyfags feel attraction to queen bean and glamdozer
>>531623671>daisy is the only mario girl I don't feel any sort of attraction tothis but with peach
>>531624539Terrible taste
>>531623671You feel attracted to Queen Bee?!
>>531623671is it because she's the only mario girl without a jawline surgery?
I wanna fuck the Ostrich Elder. Not joking either.
>>531625421No. We have Ostrich Elder at home.
>>531625691So....are all animal buddies like Yoshi and Kamek now?
A race AND an individual?
why are switch 2 sales slowing a fuck ton this week
>>531626567The early rush is likely over.
>>531626567Is the switch 2 even worth it?
>>531623820I dunno, it's probably a really shallow reason like hair style or something but I find peach, rosa and pauline way sexier than daisy
>>531626567are you dumb, we haven't even gotten the sales of bananza and the console sales that'd come alongside that
Nintendo should put a shirtless Luigi costume in MKWorld!
>>531625691The Elder is just his grandma
Nintendo has FORGOTTEN Mario.
>>531630238He's just taking a rest.
>*wasted an ult like an idiot*
>*clicks on the enemy flash button like you beat them*
>>531631013He's showing his age...
>>531631120sorry, I have 2 generals open and I meant to post in the other one. my bad
>>531577350That's from an third party guide book published in 1994. You've been told this numerous times and yet are still trying to present it as official just to justify your fanfic.
>>531631319You did that yesterday you fuck
>>531631531you sure that was me? my memory is really bad cause I had brain surgery a few years ago but I don't think that was me yesterday
>>531616546It's simple.
>80's "Donkey Kong" arcade games: Original Donkey Kong (aka Cranky), original Mario (aka Jumpman), original Pauline (aka Lady).>Original Donkey Kong Jr. is Baby DK's father; Baby DK grows up into modern Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong games, starting with the ones by Rare, take place when he's a teenager.>Donkey Long Bananza is the latest game in the Donkey Kong franchise, revealing that the entire franchise is a prequel to the Mario franchise that starts with Mario Bros., although there is still a to-be-filled time gap.>Donkey Kong (Game Boy) is a totally separate game from the arcade version and utilizes the younger generation of these characters, who are the grandchildren of the arcade originals.>Modern Donkey Kong Jr. is coming.
>>531632760>no uGG ez. I like all of them anyways
>>531633845is that a nipple?!
Bananza can't be a prequel because New donk city is far more classic in odyssey and under construction with a roaring twenties aesthatic. So this takes place after odyssey. Pauline doesn't have freckles.
>>531635162Yes we get it you want to derail this thread by shitting up actual fun theories with your batshit suzanne-tier ones so you can then spam it on /v/.
>>531636572Pray tell, what are these "actual fun theories"? Because I sure as hell haven't seen any like that yet
>>531633721>all of this is just so NoJ can vault Diddy in place of DK Jr.I'm not sure how I feel about this just yet, and I don't know if it was worth it, but dammit, I can't help but be impressed.
>>531636572It's an observation on how pauline in bananza doesn't really look like pauline from odyssey.
>uhh pauline isn't actually pauline!
why are you guys like this
>>531636572Are you Eric?
He's posted on other boards before.
>>531636572>fun theoriesWhat fun theories?
>>531636885Bananza Diddy's got a much deeper voice then Rare's "Mickey Monkey" approach so they're definitely trying to make him less youthful in that regard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-zSHo6YoHg
>>531637171Figuring out when arcade DK happened.
does anyone know how did mario and luigi get to the mushroom kingdom after mario bros?
and i dont mean the smb cartoon lore, i want to know how nintendo explained it (before the movie)
>>531638218One of the pipes in Mario Bros.
>>531638218They find it during the ending of DK '94, according to Miyamoto in an interview about the game:
>Is Pauline Mario's girlfriend?>Kameyama: She's his ex (laughs).>Miyamoto: The Mushroom Kingdom looks to be on the outskirts of Donkey Kong's homeland, as seen in the game's endingโฆ I guess Mario met Peach there and his eye started to wander (laughs).>Kameyama: In other words, this takes place before Super Mario Bros. Later on, after Mario became famous, he probably gave Pauline the flick (laughs).
>>531556734 (OP)WHY IS DONKEY KONG FUCKING ORANGE IN THE GAME WHEN THE RENDERS A PERFECTLY BROWN
Is there a dye that makes him actually look the color he's supposed to be,
>>531640540thanks, that's what i needed
>Hoo hoo! Just what I needed!
>>531640598Lighting engines.
I think we haven't seen the end of the post-game yet because it seems to be very difficult to beat.
It's probably taking a long time for the gameplay channels to get to the cutscene I'm looking for.
is no one gonna talk about how much story there is in bananza
like this is the most story a mainline mario-adjacent game has ever gotten in terms of story beats, dialogue, twists and what-not.
>>531643813So much story it destroys timelines by existing. (I like the game)
>>531643813the story kinda sucks
Daisy, my beloved.
Smashing everything in bananza is fun
>>531643158You're setting yourself up for dissapointment if you think the 100% reward is anything other than the usual group photo.
>>531645389Buy me a Switch 2 and Bananza please.
>>531645525It's actually a bikini costume for DK.
And Pauline gets a hat.
What's the priority for upgrading DK? I'm thinking it's dumping all of the skill points into better sonar to make getting collectibles easier, but what does /smbg/ think?
>>531637096Suzannefaggot..
>>>/v/715739089
>>531643813>like this is the most story a mainline mario-adjacent game has ever gotten in terms of story beats, dialogue, twists and what-not.No
The K. Rool reveal was great but the story is hard to discuss because it utterly breaks continuity rendering it or everything else meaningless
>>531647769Oh cry about it, the only thing it breaks is the arcade game everything else is intact.
>>531647224Suzanneanon is still around? Based. I was worried heโd an hero when his theory got btfo
>>531648649>when his theory got btfoto be fair, none of the theories got confirmed or deconfirmed
>>531648649It has not gotten debunked yet.
I am worried though about the possibility of Mayor Pauline being her grandmother, instead of her mother.
>>531649289You said you'd go away you lying fuck.
>>531649289PAULINE IS PAULINE
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how can one man be so mentally ill
>MKW release revitalizes the general, sparking thought-provoking discussions for months and months
>Bananza kills the general days before it even releases
>>531649289isnt there an interview or a website blurb that says sheโs the same pauline from Odyssey? It might be time to shift gears to something else, like the three Paulines theory or the Mario is a pedophile theory.
>>531649596How about this?
I will hold on to my theory until every stone is turned.
I am sorry that I moved the goalposts twice.
I do not mean to offend you with my theory.
>>531650553How about you stop being an annoying little bitch
>>531650436>isnt there an interview or a website blurb that says sheโs the same pauline from Odyssey? It might be time to shift gears to something else, like the three Paulines theory or the Mario is a pedophile theory.We don't know when Mario met Pauline, he's not even in Bananza (and probaby is the same age as her anyway) and if he met her by around arcade days (most likely), she's already long into adulthood.
Groomer Kong DK though...
>>531640540So this replaced the original Mario Bros?
>>531649289you know, that doesn't necessarily imply that her parents are dead or anything, If anything, her living with her grandmother could explain why we never saw Pauline Jr before, she was staying with her grandmother while her mother was busy running for mayor
>>531616546As far as the DKC games and Bananza are concerned, JR hasn't been born yet. DK Arcade and its Gameboy remake happens in Bananza's future, leading into the entire Mario series. By then, JR is around.
>>531651212That's what I figured out after the cutscenes dropped.
I'm concerned because she talks about her grandmother always singing, but maybe there is a blonde Lady Pauline who sings.
>>531651040>>531651040I dont think anybody who worked on Bananza remembered this game existed during its development. If you showed this mp4 to them now they would go โOH SHITโ but in Japanese.
>>531651727The devs played all of the Donkey Kong games.
>>531650553>I am sorryYou are not. Shut the fuck up and keep yourself locked on /v/.
>>531646381I unlocked his whole moveset first, then went for improved punching. Then everything else in whatever order you like. Its dumb that they didn't have his whole platforming movement unlocked from the beginning, but Nintendo must cater to babies as per usual.
Pauline Jr anon is a tough nut to crack.
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>>531651832THEN WHY THE FUCK ISN'T XANANAB IN THE GAME!
EXPLAIN
>>531656365shut up carlito make a video on bananza
>>531656365DK Jungle Swingers was a conspiracy game
Banana aliens don't exist
I think I figured it out.
>>531654594For a platformer, I really didn't do much platforming in the first world. I'll see how that changes later on, but it's very easy to accidentally skip any challenge with the breakable terrain. I wouldn't be surprised if the Dark Side equivalent if it even exists is more of a Grand Finale Galaxy level.
>>531651061DK '94 can be seen as a remake of or sequel to the arcade DK games.
Unless I'm mistaken, the idea that the bros found a pipe to the Mushroom Kingdom in arcade Mario Bros was NoA/localization lore or came from the DiC cartoon and was never canon.
>>531657076Ok but can you stay off this general and go play with your /v/ friends.
>>531657076The Pauline family needs new baby names
>>531657997That's cute of Pauline The Third to dress up as her grandmother.
>>531657927>he doesn't name his kids after himselfnigga you gay
>>531657997Well there it is, that's the retro costume that one Anon kept asking about.
On the five stages of grief, which one is the suzannefag at? Still on denial, or is it bargaining.
>>531658228Apparently it's her best costume, or one of the best. The effect is basically a combination of all the bananza-extending costumes.
I might not come here as often as I have been anymore.
I have reached a conclusion in my research.
Pauline from Donkey Kong Bananza is likely Pauline III.
I understand why Nintendo would want Pauline III's grandmother, her mother, or her father to be hidden.
When I get a Switch 2, I will play Donkey Kong Bananza.
Thank you.
>>531658903Depression it is.
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>>531657076so Cranky is just a huge asshole with no regret of endangering 2 innocent women?
>>531643158Post game ending has been reached.
>>531657997Oh.
I did not see that while I was typing my message.
>>531658405bargaining for sure.
>>531659082He grew up in a different time
>>531658903Suzanneanon, you should post your findings that support this theory here when you do play Bananza.
>>531659556why are you sucking his cock bro
>>531651727Mario vs DK fits the stage play idea very well, I think it's meant to be the modern mario, pauline and dk acting out movies/plays loosely based on the events of the arcade games
>>531659008No, I'm not depressed.
I have come to a conclusion.
I feel content.
I feel content that I am certain that Mario got his happy ending, even if it's never explicitly shown.
>>531656769>>531656365notice how the banandium gems are IDENTICAL to the crystal bananas from jungle climber? no way it's just a coincidence, they even have the same gem shape on the stems
>>531659556No, he absolutely should not. He should fuck off and never be heard from again.
>>531659727you will never be mario
your headcanon isn't real
you are empty. your purpose is lost.
>>531659556I think I have all of the evidence I need.
I will play Donkey Kong Bananza at my own pace.
>>531659082cranky is a massive asshole, in dkc he keeps hitting his grandson and his friend with his cane, and in dkl he teams up with k rool to steal all their bananas just because he thinks they are fake gamers, and thats just 2 games I could go on.
this is like seeing a guy build his own rocket to fly to the sun because he's convinced he can survive being close to it.
>>531659928>>531659921>>531659648Suzannechad won, it's over for prequelcels
>>531659648>>531659921Mareach will never be real, Suzanneanon has the right idea in believing Mario and Pauline is the endgame.
>>531660357>>531660476>exactly one minute apartlmao
>>531647224>>531648649where did he even get that stupid name from anyway?
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Let me see if I understand the retcon correctly:
>Donkey Kong '94, the first game with DK wearing a tie, is now canonically the first game to feature Modern DK instead of the last game to feature Arcade DK
That's the long and short of it, huh? In other words, the one thing they always said was different between the two has now been chronologically corrected?
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How Bananza should had ended
how do my fellow croc bros intend on celebrating the upcoming 8/8 next month?
>>531659102So, i'm supposed to believe that a random 13-year-old girl landed a massive live show at City Hall? Yeah, no, this reeks of nepotism
>>531660583No?
I think he was redesigned with the tie for '94, and then he passed it down to Rare DK III.
>>531660559from /v/, it was actually his own post that he made up
he constantly spams his delusions over there
in fact he's been shitposting about Mareach over there recently too (the retard used the same filenames) despite putting up an "innocent" persona over here
>>531660559I think there was a fake leak on /v/ that mentioned the name Suzanne. Or he was the one who made the fake leak, but i remember he genuinely believed her name was Suzanne
>>531660974I did not make up the name "Suzanne", I took it from a "leak" posted on April 9th.
Poppy Kong is sexy as fuck
>>531661194sure you didn't.
now tell me why are you acting all innocent over here when you're shitposting over at /v/?
Wait... some of you guys don't have a Switch 2 yet?
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>>531660583Pretty much, timeline goes:
-Yoshi series (babies)
-DK series (teens)
-Arcade/'94 + Mario vs DK (young adults)
-Super Mario series, Wario series, etc (adults)
>>531660974kek what a schizo
>>531661417Yoshi and dk series is after arcade
>>531661310im broke from buying a house and i am slowly rebuilding my funds
>>531661263I wasn't trying to be mean.
I just thought it would be funny to imagine Mareach shippers getting worried about why Pauline is making Mario sounds, when that is out-of-character for her, after the previous game had Peach friendzone Mario, after Pauline sang about how she wanted him back, while hosting a festival in his honor.
Wait, are you telling me this whole debate was just Mario x Peach shippers arguing with Mario x Pauline shippers?
>>531662243more like one mario x pauline shipper arguing with mario x peach shippers he made up, despite our mareachfags not having posted in months.
>>531662396No, I was making a joke.
I didn't make up a bunch of Mareachers to argue with.
nintendo god dammit why did you made your console so bothersome to hack i just want to listen to your silly tunes fucking dammit
>>531664312maybe people shouldn't have bragged about playing totk 2 weeks early, now they overcorrected on everything and this console's gonna be a tough nut to crack.
>>531664427It's always the loudmouths that ruin everything for everyone.
Anyone want to play some Mario Kart?
YXW SPF
>>531664740i'm gonna bananza all day, i will be playing on the /v/eekend tho
There is subtle lore about the Bananzas
>>531643813In a way, i can appreciate the story for what it is, this game truly feels like a thought-provoking social experiment, a way to test our cognitive abilities and problem-solving skills. I speak for myself and the rest of the /smbg/ theorists when I say that we've all felt our intelligence grow after experiencing this
>>531671803It's Mario time.
>>531671893https://youtu.be/_M_jSyVyqi4?si=JlZ4it9q1zo1Xpry
I feel really stupid for when I remembered this months ago. All I needed to do was use time in the search.
I think I spent several hours just destroying the landscape.
>>531675548I still don't understand the ring
>>531677662i thought mario was trying to crubstomp luigi on the bathroom floor for a sec
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>>531640598>Is there a dye that makes him actually look the color he's supposed to beSadly no, he has a monochrome split one though
>>531662243The latter's dreams may have been completely shattered by the new game, as it's now looking likely that the modern Mario and Pauline have been retconned as cousins
>>531680218'course, this is the Japanese we're talking about. Definitely hasn't stopped them before.
thoughts on the original dkc trilogy?
i've only seen the first one and it looked pretty shallow, no real secrets other than chances for extra lives
>>531681005https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOCydGRcv1A
>>531680535they are really good. DKC I think is not as good as Mario World but it's much harder it's a good challenge game. There are a lot of secret rooms that are fun so it doesn't really matter that the only reward for it is extra lives. DKC2 is where it starts to go crazy, the game is full of shit, it's probably one of the most in depth snes games since it came out at the end of the snes' life and they knew about all the things you could do with it. And I know people don't like DKC3 because you have to play as Kiddy Kong but it's just as good as DKC2 imo. Overall they are all really good, they are really hard though for nintendo games and it can get frustrating sometimes.
>>531680535Controls wise they are shallow but compensate by having unique gimmicks on almost every level to shake the level design. Secrets-wise all of them are full with them, with the 1st being focused on extra lives while the latter 2 focused on collectables for the sake of completion.
So you are mostly wrong, all 3 games have at least 2 secrets per level, with some having like 4.
I find it funny how only one Pauline costume gives her shoes.
Like, at most she gets socks from some, but that's it.
who sings the song that plays when you use a transformation? I can't tell if it's in english or japanese
>implies cranky is still arcade dk
>also mentions pauline having a grandma
So is odyssey pauline actually a rare dk situation where sheโs the original paulineโs granddaughter
>>531682808duh, that's been the case for all the characters after the arcade games
>>531683303They have never once implied this outside of dk before now
>>531682808No, this Pauline is the Pauline equivalent to Rare DK.
Bananza Pauline is a brand new Pauline.
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>>531681626ooh yer cheeky munkee
>>531685508Miyamoto said the Mario casts are a troupe of actors, here's my theory:
modern Mario and arcade Mario are different Marios but modern Mario plays arcade Mario like an actor sometimes. There might even be a 3rd inbetween Mario
most of the Kongs are not actors, only Cranky/Arcade DK, Jr. and modern DK are actors in games based on the Arcade as well as some of the arcade games + 94
Arcade Pauline and modern pauline are different, there might also be a 3rd pauline like how there are 3 DKs, and maybe 3 Marios
K Rool is a thespian actor but he's not acting in any of the games he is in, he's actually a psycho who thinks he's acting but it's actually real.
There could even be way more of these characters and it's just lots of different actors portraying them
>>531685508Always has been.
>>531685508I think his dad might be Jumpman, but Jumpman married another Homo-Nintendonus.
>>531686084No he said they are LIKE a troupe of actors, not literally one.
>>531685508Seems like it now, which now begs the question, when is the current marioโs first true appearance
>>531686223Theory still stands
>>531686350Super Mario Bros. Wonder
>>531686436Not really no.
Going back to the play theory, wanna know a mindfuck theory I have, nes super mario bros 3 is a play retelling of the events shown in all stars super mario bros 3, meaning the nes version is the remake while the all stars version is the original
>>531686719With how Mario and arcade Mario are different and how modern Mario plays a role of acting like arcade Mario.
>>531686350Yoshi's Island, then SMB1
I thought SMB1 could be the arcade mario, but then I realized peach is in it, which means it can't be arcade mario since his girl is Pauline
His first apperance might also be DK Jr, which would make sense, there are 2 Marios in this game and this explains it pretty well, he is working as an apprentice to his Dad. It also explains why they are friendly at the end, young Mario makes friends with the DKs at the end
>>531686889That's the theory, yes. Now explain why it doesn't work. Oh wait you cant because you are just a dumb shitter.
>>531687156Because Mario has been nicknamed "Jumpman" in several different games and also completely disregard Luigi. Its just a retarded theory.
>>531687348so? also luigi isnt even in the arcade games you retard.
>>531687348Tsar Nicholas and Tsar Alexander were both called the Tsar guess they are the same person. And every Genghis Khan was the same person as well.
>>531687041Arcade Mario Bros is often interpreted as the "Found the Secret Warp Zone while Working on the Drain" incident. The Shellcreepers are Koopa scouts.
>>531687582Mario isn't a title like donkey kong is.
>>531687735is Will Smith the same person as his father?
>>531687735Also, neither is Jumpman too which is a NOA placeholder name.
>>531687858What are you talking about? Mario is just one person, no father/grandfather schizo theory's.
>>531687458>>531687720Mario Bros. takes place after DK Jr. , DK mario has a son (you can see him in DK Jr.) and then he has another, Luigi. He abandons them in the sewers and they are forced to fight turtles in the subterranean world, they eventually go too far down in the sewer system and find the subterranean hollow earth world of the mushroom kingdom
>>531688103Too bad that they advertise the Mario in that game as the same Mario from dk.
>>531688015People can have the same name as their father, Donkey Kong isn't a title either and there are 3 donkey kongs in the series we know about who are named after eachother. It's a similar case with Mario and Pauline
Every Mario is the same Mario.
>>531688212Yeah but Mario isn't dk is he?
>>531688193>beyond 3rd party commercial>>531688325retard
>>531688325Yes he is. Mario is DK. Mario is also Pauline. And Princess Peach. And Luigi. And Bowser. And...
>>531688239How come MArio can have multiple MArios?
>>531688537>BECAUSE DK HAS A LINE OF 3 GENERATIONS WITH THE SAME NAME, SO THEN DOES MARIO AND PAULINE TOO! Pauline has a single unnamed grandma and Mario has no parents that share his name.
>the mario series can never have any retcons
So could you tell me who is the father of the koopalings again
Donkey Kong: Mario Sr.
Donkey Kong Jr.: Mario Sr. AND Jr. appear
Mario Bros.: Mario Sr. retires, passes on the Mario name to his sons, the Mario Brothers
>>531688803Except he does because his surname is literally MARIO. lorelet, commit seppuku now for bringing shame and embarrassment to yourself
>anon asks for the nintendo test program soundtrack not too long ago
>nintendo is bringing the test program back next month
what the fuck, anon, how'd you do that
Okay look how many Marios are there between the two of you
Did we ever figure out who that second Mario was
>>531685508Yes, and Lady is Pauline.
>but-Mario is Jumpman and Lady is Pauline, these are still facts.
>>531689985Mario's clone, he lives in his closet and only gets out once a year to prank and scare kids.
>>531689985It's Mario. He had a Double Cherry.
>>531689985Luigi.
>why is he in Mario clothes.He couldn't find his so he had to use Mario's spear ones.
>>531690034>>531690238it's not luigi, he didn't exist until mario bros and he wears green
>>531690039they are only "facts" among the wrong, deluded, reprobate and stupid peoples of the world
>>531690537And your headcanon isn't?
>>531689985>>531688936the 2nd mario is modern mario, the 1st mario is mario from the DK arcade game
>>531690436Luigi did not wear green in the original Mario Bros.
>>531690625your headcanon is that mario is immortal and stays 25 throughout 3 generations of gorillas and you didn't explain how there are 2 of him.
>>531690872"Concept and creation
The arcade game Mario Bros. incorporated a multiplayer mode, but due to memory restrictions, the second player character needed to have a sprite identical to the first. The development team thought of differentiating the second character by giving him different colors, but the color palette budget was similarly limited.[9] As a result, Luigi was conceived as a twin of Mario to explain his resemblance and he was made green to recycle the color palette of the Shellcreeper enemy.[9]"
>>531690901>how does mario stay young through 3 generations of gorillas?Kongs age fast.
>How is there 2 Mario's in the dk jr's. arcade intro?Hardware limitations and the devs never talk about it like there is two Mario's.
>>531691146>kongs age firstthis might explain it if there were just DK and DK Jr but there are 3 DKs and cranky has a fucking giant grey beard. There's cleary a lot of time that has passed between the arcade game and the modern day
>Hardware limitations and the devs never talk about it like there is two Mario's.Surely if there were "hardware limitations" they would NOT add another mario who takes up more space? and the devs never talk about it at all you are right so all the "its a super cherry" or "its luigi" cop outs are nonsense since if they were true the devs would of just said so.
>>531690901I'm sure the implication is that Mario was a young boy in the arcade era
>>531691425>young boy with a mustache
>>531691321>Surely if there were "hardware limitations" they would NOT add another mario who takes up more space.No because they reuse the same sprite you retard.
>>531691519it still takes up more code to make a duplicate mario. also pot kettle
>>531691618A few bytes maybe but its still much easier than creating an entirely new sprite.
>Then why did they use two Mario's.I'm not Miyamoto, go interview him and ask him.
>>531691512My moustache came in when I turned 12, so...
>>531691808so you dont know and it destroys your gay fanfic but you still deny the truth. kys
>>531691931You don't know shit either, faggot.
so is this before or after mario served in vietnam?
>>531691035>arcade gameNot the original Mario Bros.
>>531690901Mario is immortal and 25
Pauline is now a kid
These are facts
Here is a Mario, Pauline, and Donkey Kong family tree.
>>531692038Pauline is an adult.
>>531692361You said you would stop.
the outfit stuff in this game is really cool! :)
>>531692023Young teen Mario experienced the events of the arcade era, at one point, he turned 18 and was drafted to serve in the Vietnam War, he most likely served for around six years before the U.S. withdrawal and later went to work as a plumber, which marked the beginning of the events in Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros.
Any mention of Wrinkly in Bananza?
>>531692645So, how do you level up outfits
>>531692613He got absolutely humiliated. He's lost his mind. The only thing to do now is treat him like someone shitposting outside of /b/ with his extremely low quality posts. He's been spamming and flooding the general and I assume /v/. He also admitted a while back that Odyssey was the first game he ever played when he was 5, so he's underage.
I don't think the devs really thought this through it's like they want their pie and to eat it too.
Bananza devs said to think about this. Iโm getting the feeling that some of you are actively discouraging speculation and discussion.
>>531692928You upgrade the outfit with fossils.
>>531692645how do you unlock that first one?
>In Bananza, pauline is 13
>Bananza takes place before odyssey (pauline starts her music career at the end and is an adult in odyssey), but after DKC (Diddy and Dixie talk about DKC in Bananza)
>DKC takes place after the arcade DK games, this is well known and established outside the game and in-game by cranky
It's literally impossible for arcade pauline and mario to be the same characters, because pauline would have to go from being an adult back to a kid in bananza, and mario would have to not age a single year since the arcade game, even though all the characters around him like the kongs and pauline do
>>531693246No, I was 12 when I played Odyssey.
I am 20 now.
>>531693740Mario isn't in the arcade game, Jumpman is! (his father...)
>>531693353Nobody is against speculation, but the fact of the matter is that LADY is PAULINE and JUMPMAN is MARIO. That's a fact, and Bananza doesn't contradict this.
And that's final.
>>531693821Yea, but retards here won't admit that.
>>531693740Mario is a star child.
>>531693740I wish the Jr theory was real for Bananza. I just can't see DK as Rare DK. It's not like Rare DK was some great character, but imagine if they completely dialled up the bing bing wahooness of Mario up to parody levels.
>>531693836Bananza does contradict that.
>>531693740
>>531693821>Mario made his first appearance in 1981, and since then, he's become a worldwide phenomenon. There's probably not a single person who doesn't know Mario. He's that famous.You're not calling Colonel a liar, are you?
>>531693821Every Mario is the same Mario. Miyamoto has said this multiple times.
>>531694026Colonel is an old man, he only vaguely remembers the Donkey Kong arcade game.
>>531694097Miyamoto has NEVER said that.
It's crazy how one game Nintendo did for fun got all of your panties in a twist.
>>531693246>He also admitted a while back that Odyssey was the first game he ever played when he was 5, so he's underage.Mario odyssey is rated Everyone 10 and up, he wouldn't be able to play it if he was 5.
>>531694097This was said in the past, like how it was said that the Koopalings are Bowser's children. But what was canon in the past can be retconned in the present.
>>531658903I just think of her as a younger version of Mayor Pauline. She came up with the idea for her own new song after hearing the tune played by the elders, and she said her grandmother would be happy about it. Then she suggested going to New Donk City to perform.
If she were Pauline III, she probably wouldn't have just gone busking on the street or talked about paving her own path in the standard ending. Also, there's a possibility that she was an orphan adopted by her grandmother. According to Nintendoโs official description, Pauline appears as the mayor of New Donk City and is simply introduced as the singer of โJump Up, Super Star!โ
>>531692361So DK III is brothers with DK Jr.?
>>531694183The devs said to think about the ages, though.
>>531694249That's fake, there's no game informer interview where he said that.
>>531694247Sadly the Nintendo Age Guard that break into people's houses when the systems detect that someone is playing a game too old for them don't operate in Brazil, where Suzanneschizo lives.
>>531694330It's not even real, it's like the "dkc sucks and is for people who only care about graphics" quote that is made up but got spread around by 1000 retards and became true.
>>531694330That was just to make Bowser Jr. more special and they acknowledge this. Also why are you so stuck on the Koopalings bit, are you Dobson?
>>531694249If he add a grandmother character to Pauline, it could change how we see her. As for Mario, we can just treat his grandfatherโs last name as "Mario."
>>531694570Do we ever see her in the game? If not, then I don't see how it changes how we see her.
>>531694449https://youtu.be/qApEgUxp58k?t=151
>>531694397Yes, if Pauline is to be in her 20s when she gets kidnapped by Rare DK (DK III) after getting kidnapped by Cranky DK.
>>531694561The Koopalings are the perfect example of Nintendo retconning lore so they can tell the story they want to tell in the moment. If they truly desired they could make Bowser Jr not actually be Bowser's son and just an obsessed fan.
Instead of dying down, the shitposting got worse.
im enjoying bananza more than odyssey so far
>>531694736He says something else but they cut him off "Issho desu (it's the same), (other guy talks over him and you can't hear what he is saying)"
I am pretty sure he said something like "It's the same, most of the time"
>>531694926The koopalings where only in 2 mainline games beforehand so it was easy. Meanwhile, Jr. has been in god knows how many so its not as easy to bullshit.
>>531694789It's a different pauline, check
>>531693740Bananza takes place after DKC which takes place after the arcade
>>531692361This makes sense but it doesn't explain what happened to DK jr
>>531695214Mario is Mario, Pauline is Pauline.
There's only one of each.
>>531695203She's an adult.
You know how in some cartoons Mickey is older and sometimes he's younger?
The exact same here, Pauline is now younger.
Hell, Goofy was originally introduced as an old man, but later aged down, nothing weird about that, we just accept that cartoon characters can change.
>>531695063Miyamoto didn't correct Aonuma in the mickey mouse comment so he most likely meant every Mario.
>>531694926Koopalings were called bowser's minions in the EU version so I think them being bowsers kids was never intended. Doesn't explain the koopa kids in mario party though
>>531695241I don't think DK Jr. did anything besides try to save Cranky DK, and tag along with him while he kidnapped Mayor Pauline.
>>531695415Bananza is a prequel.
>>531695415Bananza is a prequel, retard.
>>531695214>Bananza takes place after DKC which takes place after the arcadeThat's been retconned into Cranky being a schizo gamer who hallucinated Mario, Yoshi and Link being in DKC2.
>>531695424There are multiple mickey mice so not sure, it would make sense if he did mean Mario was like mickey mouse, who are all mickey mouse but sometimes there are different versions of him, as opposed to it being like Link. Also they cut off that part after that so we don't know if he did or not.
>>531695338In MKW yeah, but now, she's a 13 year old kid.
In her next appearance? Who knows!
>>531695497No it hasn't, fuck off crankyschizo
>>531695532I'm pretty sure Disney considers to be only one Mickey Mouse.
>>531695478>>531695496Yeah, a prequel to the next game, whatever that is.
>>531695668DKC2 takes place while Mario was probably less than 10 years old yet it has a fully grown Mario. Cranky hallucinated him, Yoshi and Link. It's the only way to fit DKC2 into canon or else it has to be retconned for a new canon friendly DKC2.
I hope in the next Mario game Pauline shows up as a kid unexplained.
>>531695709There are lots of mickeys that are considered to be different, like Epic Mickey, Kingdom Hearts Mickey, who are alternate universe mickeys, and then there are also other Mickeys who exist at the same time and place as Mickey, like Count Mickula. Similar story with Donald
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>>531695791Yes, the next game, in chronological order, would be Odyssey...hence this game being a prequel!
I just think young Pauline is neat, much more interesting than adult Pauline.
>>531695980>who are alternate universe mickeysMickey has been shown to have a keyblade outside of the KH universe.
>>531696107No, the next game to be released actually, probably the new 3D Mario they're working on.
>>531696187Kingdom hearts mickey gave it to him.
A famous Korean streamer who specializes in Nintendo content has said that Donkey Kong Bananza is not fun.
>"Wow... I never thought I'd hear chat say I'm 'missing something' just because I don't find this fun."
>"So what, am I supposed to force myself to enjoy this game? Thatโs not how it works."
>"Just because itโs a Nintendo game, does that mean it has to be fun? How did we get here?"
>"This whole atmosphere makes me really uncomfortable."
>"I just can't keep playing Donkey Kong Bananaโitโs way too boring."
>"So what?"
>>531692361>>531694397Actually, this would explain the two DK juniors in Donkey Kong Jr Math
>>531696248No, it's that Kingdom Hearts in the Disney canon is just another production that Mickey was in. This was corroborated by the Chip and Dale movie where you see Sora's hair in the bootlegger lair and it's revealed that Sora was turned into a bootleg cartoon character like all of the other cartoon actors.
>>531696351>>"This whole atmosphere makes me really uncomfortable."He finds the atmosphere of bananza scary? Wait until he plays DKC2. He'll be having nightmares and wetting the bed.
>>531696114I think she might be the new main version of Pauline going forward.
Just like how Rare DK became the new main version of DK in Donkey Kong Country.
>>531696429>bringing up that abomination like it's some super canonOkay, step away from the keyboard retard.
These are "actors" because they're cartoon characters, they're not literally actors, that shitty movie was just another interpretation of the human/cartoon society from Roger Rabbit.
>>531695063Unless you know Japanese and can figure out what he was trying to say in the cut-off part, it is more likely that he is just repeating himself.
>>531696514Every Mickey and Friends cartoon/movie is canon.
>>531696460I actually really hope that's the case.
>>531696734There's no canon retard, these are cartoon characters that are put into different settings all the time.
That's how they are "actors", it's a metaphor, some settings portray them as actors, but just like other settings portray them as wizards, or clock cleaners, or kids, these are not real people, they're fictional characters.
>>531696460This is too big of a change to replace adult Pauline. Rare DK was still a big gorilla with brown fur, this Pauline is a child with baggy jeans. Im expecting her to show up as Mario Kart DLC in the future.
>>531696460I think it's likelier we just have 2 Paulines from now on.
>>531696942>makes his grand return to a DK game after over a decade>nobody caresHuh
>>531697084Everyone was losing their shit when it was leaked
>>531696949I am fine with that.
>>531696351Koreans generally dislike Nintendo itself. If you search for "๋ํค์ฝฉ" you'll find a lot of criticism.
https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/lists/?id=chzzk
>>531696949I'm just glad it's not Baby Pauline.
>inb4 they still introduce Baby Pauline
>>531696856>There's no canon retard,There is, it's that every Disney character is an actor. Did you even see the House of Mouse?
>>531693740Yes, it's possible.
>>531697250That was just one show, that's not how these characters always are, and even other settings where they are actors, are vastly different.
Seriously, retards like you take the whole actors thing too seriously, it's not literal, it's metaphorical, they're cartoons, not real people.
I love you /smbg/
We might be a small general, but we're definitely the smartest one
>>531696460I honestly really hope that's the cause cause it'd be extremely funny.
>>531697445It is literal. Every Disney cartoon character is an actor. Does that really matter in the grand scheme? No. Is it canon? Yes.
>>531697885It's not literal because it can't be, these aren't real people, they're fictional characters, literal actors are Jack Black or Chris Pratt, Mickey and Goofy are metaphorical because they play many different roles depending on the story, sometimes they're even actors.
>>531697509I am infatuated with you, too.
>>531698493In-universe, they're literal actors. Every Mickey is the same Mickey. Whether he's playing a king, a pauper, a cleaner, or an actor it's all the same Mickey.
>>531698923Whatever you wanna think.
I can't believe we've sunk so low that we're now discussing Mickey Mouse lore
>>531700642Mickey Mouse has more lore than Mario.
>>531556734 (OP)What's with k rool not recognizing dk? Is dk in bananza donkey kong jr?
>>531694026Colonel is just telling us the information THEY are giving him...Even he doesn't have access to the full files.
>>531695569sexy 13 year old kid...
>fractones will kill themselves for 100 gold
VGH, WARRIORS OF CAPITALISM, I SALUTE THEE
>>531700928Is this true? What if Diddy and Dixie are talking about different adventures?
>>531700928He does though.
>So you're the one who sealed me here.He doesn't even ask who you are, he just knows, K. Rool is now a mission focused big shot, no longer a boasting loser.
Forged in the heart of the cosmos, born as Star Children beneath the gaze of ancient galaxies, Mario and Bowser, destiny-bound rivals. Across worlds and ages, these two have clashed with fire and fury, battling through land and sky, from the depths of Earth to the farthest stars, their war echoes through eternity.
>>531701251I don't think Nintendo would appreciate you saying that.
>>531702171Nintendo doesn't understand K Rool. Maybe they shouldn't have brought him back only to ruin him
>>531703674>Maybe they shouldn't have brought him back only to ruin himAh yes his best appearance since DKC1 is him being "ruined."
You don't understand the character you're shilling.
I thought Void Kong was pretty fun and wouldn't have minded him being the final boss.
I'm stuck in the freezer layer where it tells me to find the elder. I go to the exclamation mark where all the stuff is coated in that void shit. idk if I just forgot about an ability or the game is just bad at directions but idk wtf to do
>>531703879They made him into Bowser. He lost his soul.
>>531704431>They made him into BowserWhat the fuck are you on about? He's nothing like Bowser.
Is it as platformy as odyssey or is it mostly destroying and climbing the the environment?
>>531704612I'd say it's a good in-between. Destroying shit can either be your main way of moving around and done constantly or only be relegated to combat and some traversal/secret uncovering. Of course DK doesn't have all the Mario and Cappy tools because he's a big fuck off monkey.
>>531704612A little bit of everything, heh. https://bsky.app/profile/jdh96.bsky.social/post/3lu7yljs33s2a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk7EhC-s5vI
BROS TOUR IS ALIVE
>>531704612I've played up to 100%ing the first full world, and it's really just climbing and destroying so far.
>>531704974So? Tour is a terrible game and you're a terrible person for liking it.
>>531704974TourGODS...we are so back
>>531705037Canyon layer is when it comes into its own imo
>>531705037I might skip if that's case for most of the game. Hopefully it's only the first area that's like that to get the player used to the mechanics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzEEkLctk8s
Who was in the wrong here?
>Mario Odyssey was better
>>531703639they're not gonna like the mods i'm making, either...
>>531705426I don't hold the opinions of washed up gachafags in any regard whatsoever.
>>531704974>Mechanic outfits>The tiny titanThis is barely Mario kart world related
>>531706038Spending upwards of 100k on a WWE gacha game makes you a gachafag yes.
>>531704974Why is this happening during the Sunshine Tour instead of Mario vs Luigi Tour? The new alts are Mario and Luigi and World released during or right before Mario vs Luigi, feels weird to wait until now, but Super Mario Run also just got an event for World
>there's an entire choice of worlds at sublayer 400
Damn, bold.
>>531706121oh that, yeah I don't think WWE puzzle games are what comes to peoples' minds when you say the phrase gacha
>>531706353>are what comes to peoples' minds when you say the phrase gachaGacha is a monetization method. Game genre doesn't matter. Puzzles And Dragons comes to mind.
>>531704974why not add this stuff to world instead?
>>531706481The mechanic alts and the Tiny Titan are already in World, right? Itโs just the three Tiny Titan recolors that are technically new, and recolors are pretty low effort stuff to develop
>>531705425Are you even reading the replies?
>>531706729only baby daisy has the sailor outfit, i think the baby characters should be killed off and all their outfits given to their adult characters, we really don't need them anymore now we have regular enemy characters like goomba and peepa to fill out the lightweight slots. Toadette also doesn't have her own sailor outfit.
We also don't have alternative skins for karts, I think that would be a cool update, kart customization that lets you change the colour of your kart. It annoys me in-game that lakitu's karts are blue which doesn't match his shell or outfits which are green, I would really like to be able to change his karts to be green.
>>531707061The baby characters do have a purpose in being lightweight โmain rosterโ characters with costumes, without them in the roster thereโd be nobody in the lightest two weight classes with costumes as everybody else in those classes are NPC drivers
>>531707308that's why they should kill them and give their costumes away to the adult versions of them and the npc characters. I'd rather play as Explorer Goomba than Explorer Baby Rosalina
>>531707776Fair, but unfortunately the alt variety in both Tour and World shows that they prioritize giving the human characters content, the real surprise is the babies getting so many alts in World when back in Tour Babies Mario and Peach had only 1 alt each and Babies Luigi and Daisy had none at all
>>531692361Shut up retard.
With Mario Run and MK Tour only getting their MK World release tie-in events now over one month after MK World and weirdly right after Bananza released, is there any chance some kind of update for MK World happens to justify this odd timing?
>>531706757it seems 50/50 also
>blueskythe flow of those videos aren't great.
>>531710032Maybe we will get the Bananza update people have been speculating about soon
>>531710189Oh a correction, Mario Run got a Bananza event, not a World event; itโs just that both Runโs Bananza event and Tourโs World event got announced around the same time
seriously why doesn't pauline wear any shoes
>>531712993DK doesn't wear any shoes either, she's following his example.
>>531697084wrong it is why i am buying the game
One thing that's pretty funny in hindsight is how prior to the leaks, certain folks dismissed the Crockoids as being potentially Kremlings in disguise simply because their names' didn't start with "K" in the typical Kremling tradition.
Now obviously on the surface level they didn't do that to not completely give away the twist right off the bat, but it's funny how this was never actually a factor for the Japanese version where Crockoids are called ใฏใญใณใคใ (Kurokoido)...which means they actually do have the traditional Kremling name setup there as most Kremling characters Japanese names begin with "ใฏ" as the letters "C" and "K" are typically represented with the K sound there, for example K. Rool's name is ใฏใซใผใซ (Kurลซru) and Kritter's name is ใฏใชใใฟใผ (Kurittฤ).
>>531697084seethe Tanabe we won your shitty villains are forgotten and vaulted
>>531717020there are also kremlings that dont follow the k naming scheme like bazuka, congazuma, draglinger, skidda, etc
>>531710189We won't on the basis that's pure patternfaggotry.
>>531718051Swoopy, Nid, Minkey, Gnawty, Zinger, Buzz, Parry, etc.
>all this time pauline had singing powers
why tf didn't she use them to help mario in odyssey
>>531722518those ones are just regular animals not kremlings
What does Pauline think of K.rool?
>>531688817Bowser's brother from Lost Levels
>>531695415>You know how in some cartoons Mickey is older and sometimes he's younger?No? They've only ever done Kid Mickey in Italian comic books.
>>531724480Well, they're part of the Kremling Krew, apparently, like how the Koopa Troop (or, ugh, "Bowser's Minions") aren't all Koopa Troopas.
>>531725183Pauline was initially traumatised by K Rool but when she got older that trauma manifested itself as lust for crocs. K Rool has a street in New Donk as that's where he deflowered Pauline on her 18th birthday.
>>531730128does this mean she had sex with diddy, dixie, tiny, cranky, squawks, expresso, candy, rattley and rambi since they all have locations named after them in the city?
>>531730128>>531730639>Pauline got groomedDegenerate shit theory.
I was just watching a bananza review and is that a fucking pachinko level https://youtu.be/OjAi8kt_8z8?t=710
>>531704974Just add Koopa Paratroopa, ROB, and Honey Queen to Tour already so they can claim to have everyone at the time of launch.
>>531736458Whoops, meant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjAi8kt_8z8&t=705s
So now that the game is out, how exactly does Journey to the West inspire Bananza?
>>531737173It's about a monkey.... going on a journey.
>IT'S NOT A PREQUAL
it's literally a prequal to odyssey like people said it would be
>Cranky is still implied to be the Arcade DK
>Pauline implied to be the granddaughter of Lady/Arcade Pauline
Jury is still out on Jumpman/Mario
>>531739928Is this once again implying that Lady and Pauline are two separate characters, or the opposite since Pauline can wear Ladyโs outfit?
>>531739928Would've been cool if they had descriptions like Odyssey
Seeing young Pauline with a fuckton of makeup and the hairdo of Lady is weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK5qMY1Y6kE
What's your favorite version of Donkey Kong /smbg/?
>>531739928Doesn't the outfits imply the opposite for Pauline?
>>531739928Really curious about how they named Ladyโs Dress in other languages. Unfortunately havenโt been able to find any info about it.
Does David Wise even appear in the credits for Bananza? It has at least five rearrangements of his songs, probably more
>>531740520Man, that's a lot of versions. DK arcade got around back then.
Gangplank Galleon is still kino.
so, thanks to the new lore, shouldn't DK now just be fucking old in the modern games
>>531747052No, because DK has now been retconned to have been like 9 years old during DKC.
Has anyone been able to get the music from the Bananza K. Rool boss fights?
>Master of the Secret Stone, Demon King Ganondorf
>K. Rool, King of Rot
What's next, Prime 4 having
>Ridley, Metroid Abomination
Look, I just want to know if these mysteries are solved.
>Diddy is DK's ???
>Kaptain K. Rool and Baron K. Roolenstein are King K. Rool's ???
>>531748165Considering the actual parasitic control properties Metroids appear to have in Prime 4, yes. Absolutely going in that direction.
>>531748538>Diddy is DK's ???Nephew
>Kaptain K. Rool and Baron K. Roolenstein are King K. Rool's ???Schizophrenia
>>531748538>Diddy is DK's"little buddy."
>Kaptain K. Rool and Baron K. Roolenstein are King K. Rool's(unanswered, probably 'disguises' but Nintendo of Japan's sterring this ship nowand they have the final say.)
>>531748538Didn't Smash basically confirm all those are his alter egos?
Same for Bananza where he used the Roolenstein propeller pack
>>531748538>Diddy is DK'sfriend.
>Kaptain K. Rool and Baron K. Roolenstein are King K. Rool'sbrothers.
>but Rare-Sorry chuds but DK is nihongo again, also Tiny is no longer Dixie's sister disregard the gaijin.
>>531749154>Didn't Smashnot canon
>Same for Bananza where he used the Roolenstein propeller packThat is Interesting.
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โฆHe is however also credited in Peach Showtime, so it could just be for a random NPC voice
>>531739928>>Pauline implied to be the granddaughter of Lady/Arcade PaulineIt's not implied. It is literally outright confirmed.
Like it or not, Mario is quite literally a pedophile for dating a girl who's way younger than him.
Just got my Switch 2. Where do you guys find a shared family plan to buy into?
Making Cranky into current DK's grandfather was always so weird at the time, it was only a little over a decade after the arcade game. Maybe they were making a commentary then about the rapid progression of technology, but doing the grandparent stuff -NOW- makes a lot more sense.
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>>531749513Well the only times Smash gives characters non canon moves, the game itself and even Sakurai mentions it. The trophies for Ness and Lucas both mention that they can't use PK Fire or Thunder and that their friends probably taught them, same for Robin using an ability they can't use in Awakening. Sakurai said it was for fun.
But with K. Rool? Nothing was mentioned at all. He has the Blunderbuss (which he also uses in Bananza) and the Propellerpack.
>>531756949>trophiesAnd the last Smash game certainly had them around to explain all the lore, didn't it?
>>531756840>No longer has a framed photo of CandyLame
>>531757260Ultimate has no newcomers that "borrow" moves from other characters in their games.
>>531757385Candy got mentioned so her redesign is imminent to match DK's design she's gonna be Mama Kong in maternity wear for Modern DK Jr.
>>531758280Oh shit, it's Mrs. Pac-Man all over again
>>531757740Simon and Richter borrow moves from each other.
>>531758280She's going to die in childbirth to parallel Wrinkly Kong's death.
>>531597793According to K Rool, yes
>>531760125Wrinkly Kong died of old age.
Why has no one posted the 8-bit DK fossil which literally implies heavily cranky is arcade DK
Is there a 16-bit DK fossil to go with that 8-bit DK fossil?
>>531761152Because only retards think cranky isn't arcade dk
>>531761152If it's the fossilised remanins of arcade DK, how can it be Cranky? Checkmate.
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>>531739928And here's Nintendo laughing at you for taking references literally.
>>531681005
>>531761728IS THAT A NIPPLE?!
>>531761152It's definitive proof that Cranky is DK Jr you mean. If DK from the arcade is fossilised that means that he can't be Cranky. So the Missing Link of Jr between arcade DK and Rare DK is now solved. It's Cranky. And that also fits in with the plumber in overalls comment.
I guess Nintendo has finally fixed the lore.
>>531761152How can a fossilized "Kong in his prime" be Cranky if:
A) Cranky didn't die young and
B) Cranky is still alive
If you wanna take it literally, than "8-bit DK" is both Cranky and DK's ancestor. But really it's a jab at the arcade games being ancient, y'know like the meta original joke with Cranky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rHUmfXkMi4
Worio.
>>531762059That makes sense actually.
>>531681005>>531761152I figured out who the "certain Kong" is.
My Donkey Kong just arrived bros...
>>531762059>Cranky was wearing his "Jr vest" back in DKCOH SHIT
>>531762245I don't think it's actually a corpse rather just a picture of him. The description says "a certain Kong in the prime of his youth" which would implies this Kong got older so unless his corpse de-aged then it's not actually a corpse.
So is this version of Pauline just a young version of Pauline from Odyssey?
>>531763503maybe
maybe not
>>531763503Most likely yes as they are way too similar and this game basically is how she became a singer like we see in oddsey.
>>531763503yes this takes place a decade in the past relative to the modern mario games and is a sequel to the DKC games
>>531763304You can say that someone is in the prime of their youth right now without them having grown out of it.
It's weird, this game is a huge step down from Odyssey
>>531763887Sure if you want to be restarted and think "certain" Kong" is referring to a some unnamed Kong. It's clear as day referring to cranky yet your trying to skirt around it for some reason. I think you're too focused on the fossil part when the fossils don't even make sense as there are robot fossils and fossils of characters appeared not that long ago.
>>531764243great, we now have our own zelda cycle.
Wait a minute, there's a really simple explanation for this.
Every Mario is the same Mario, right? Therefore, every Luigi is the same Luigi, yeah? So every Princess Peach is the same Princess Peach, every Bowser is the same Bowser, every Donkey Kong is the same Donkey Kong, every Pauline is the same Pauline!
I've done it! I've cracked the code!
>>531764506>is referring to a some unnamed KongIt's referring to the arcade DK. Notice it says descendants. He passed it down to Cranky and Rare DK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjJwVkWWcck
IT'S UP
>>531764967Lady and Pauline are different characters as based on the outfits in the game
>>531765034>arcade DKWhich is a new character since arcade DK has always been either DK or cranky.
>>531764967This is my new headcanon.
>>531764967That's so silly anon. What's next, you gonna say they're like actors taking on different roles depending on the game? As if!
What if the events of the arcade game occured in similar fashion twice first cranky and then DK. There now everybody is happy
>>531765358>Which is a new characterThe arcade DK existed before Cranky tried to claim he was his father. It's just Nintendo giving us the best of both worlds. They get their arcade DK back, and Cranky was actually Donkey Kong Jr.
>>531765526>they're like actors taking on different rolesStupid theory from people who take miyamotos quote too literally and forget he said "like" before it. He uses them like actors not that they are actually actors except in some games.
>>531765908Mickey has a lot of different roles but it's all the same mouse. He can be a regular guy, or he can be a fairytale character and yet both of them are the same person.
Timeline...
>arcade dk duology (well trilogy but shh) starring arcade dk & arcade dk jr, also arcade mario & arcade pauline
>arcade dk jr has a son but dies(?) so arcade dk gives the name to the new dk in honor of the lineage, becomes new dk's father figure; this dk is also baby dk
>yoshi's island, yoshi's story, yoshi's new island, and yoshi's island ds take place around this time
>rare's dkc trilogy, dk64, possibly jungle beat & donkey konga, paon's dk duology, dkcr & dkctf happen, starring teen new dk
>bananza is here, pauline is introduced as teen
>gbdk happens when this new pauline as an adult and baby mario grown up, then smb and the rest of the mario series happen; new dk had a new dk jr with candy, unknown if cranky & candy are still alive
questions:
>is mario bros. (arcade) within the arcade generation of characters, or is smb still its sequel? if the former, did arcade luigi ever score?
>where are adult diddy & dixie?
>did arcade mario & arcade pauline get together? if so, does that retcon new mario & new pauline as cousins?
>>531766258Once again Mario is not a actor unless your retarded and think games like Mario Galaxy is a in universe movie/stage play. It's simply that he's a multifaceted person who likes to do a variety of activities outside of thwarting Bowser's plans.
>>531766314More like
>Arcade DK has DK Jr and the events of the arcade games happen >Arcade DK falls in a hole somewhere and gets fossilised>DK Jr is orphaned and grows into Cranky Kong>Cranky Kong meets Wrinkly Kong and they have baby DK.>Baby DK grows up into our DK and the events of DKC + 64 happen>Bananza then happens>Pauline eventually grows up and the events of the main Mario series happens>She occasionally gets kidnapped by DK because of the minis business.
>>531765908>So, to a certain degree, I look at our characters in a similar way and feel that they can take on different roles in different games. It's more like they're one big family, or maybe a troupe of actors.It's funny how folks that denounce Miyamoto's lore forget that the "actors" bit comes from him explaining how the characters perform their different roles. The Mario cast are basically Wreck it Ralph in how they operate.
>>531766629>Once again Mario is not a actorAnd the French Peasant Musketeer Mickey isn't an actor, but he's being played by one.
>>531767137>It's more like>likeThey aren't troupe of actors and it's imply that the come up with game and put Mario characters in it not that the Mario characters are group of actors in universe. Basically he's describing how he uses them like you said but Mario isn't an actual actor so it shouldn't be used in the discussion of the story in any game. It's merely a designer explaining his thoughts process
>>531766629>Thank you so much for-a playing my game!>Cast does a roll call/group photo to celebrateSure, they're totally not performing each game like actors. Totally.
theres assist mode in dkb but what about hard mode? do you unlock it after you beat the game? I wish nintendo would just add a hard mode at the start
>>531767825This is Mario kart in which they are racing karts and this could simply be them doing a big group photo like you do after having a big event.
>>531767760>Mario is putting on a performance... like an actor>Somehow that means he's not actingOk.
>>531768190no but the levels get harder
>>531768262It's not performance and no where did I say he's putting on one.
Insane how people are questioning about the lore in Bananza when Galaxy flat-out tells you that not everything will be the same when the universe got reset.
>>531765198That doesn't imply that at all, it just says "Lady's dress", which is exactly what that is.
>>531768473The universe didn't get reset, Mario and everyone else act the exact same way and they remember what happened.
>>531768216>Thank you so much for-a playing my game!
>>531765198Only if you want to interpret it that way.
>>531768308they should add a luigi mode like galaxy but instead you play as diddy
Canโt wait until Jr makes an appearance in the next DK, btfoโing every Cranky schizo there is. And throw in Stanley as a enemy while we are at it, for gassing the entire population of animals as a message against environmental pollution.
Also Wart for a new Mario (or Luigi game). Because why not.
>>531768473The Mario mandate killed all the momentum, imagine if we had gotten a Mario game where he explores the new universe, it could have been a great story to show the consequences of the universal reset
>>531768776Yep a big group photo to celebrate Mario's adventures and all the people he helped during the course of the game. It's clear that the thanks for playing my game isn't diegetic.
>>531768609>The universe didn't get resetIt literally did since everything got sucked into the blackhole and Rosalina tells you that not everything will be the same when the reset happens.
>Mario and everyone else act the exact same way and they remember what happened.Only Mario and Rosalina knew what happened, as nobody else remembers Galaxy 1 events when Galaxy 2 and 3D World came around.
>>531768216>Thank you so much for-a playing my game!
>>531769315Galaxy 2 happens in a book, it's not real.
>>531769032Jr. was originally going to appear like this as DK's dad in DKC. DK looking for his dad would be a kino plot for the next DK game
>>531590753I hope they add the cooler Pauline to Mario Kart World.
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imagine new pauline in diddy or dixie's outfit, that'd go so hard
>>531769876Mario got a Diddy outfit in oddsey but it would be cool if Pauline got a Dixie outfit.
>>531769230Wow, didn't realize the broodals and Bowser helped Mario in Odyssey. Also:
>Thank you so much for-a playing my game!
>>531770201Dark Fact: the poisonous giant green bubbles in SMW are actually just really fucked up giant boo sprites
>>531770141I guess you didn't play the game because they're in the pic due to Mario and Bowser having bonded after peach rejected them both.
>>531770141The Broodals aren't even in that picture, retard.
>>531770360Correct. This explains why in Mario /v/orld, the bubbles have hair on them.
>>531770493>they're in the pic due to Mario and Bowser having bonded after peach rejected them both.Schizophrenic headcanon?
>>531770912Oh wait you're the guy that constantly spregs out about Mario not having an "ending" because of the ending of Odyssey right
>DK universe and Mario universe are one in the same
>Diddy Kong Racing features Banjo and Conker
>Therefore, Banjo-Kazooie and Conker's Bad Fur Day are part of the Mario universe
>Also, Tricky appears in DKR and later in Dinosaur Planet, which became Star Fox Adventures
>Star Fox is in the same universe as Mario too
Wait, it's all Mario?
>>531770141>>531770594still they are probably friends outside of the game since bowser hired them (or at least they don't hate eachother outside of the game) and bowser is friends with mario outside the main series (they might not like the broodals that much since they didnt get invited to any spin offs after odyssey)
>>531771181>Diddy Kong Racing features Banjo and ConkerThe remake got rid of them, they've been taken out of the Marioverse because of the Rare buyout.
>>531771181Always has been
>>531771379Damn, you've got a point.
>>531770912Shitty pic but you get the point.
>>531771181Mario & Sonic exists, therefore the Sonic universe and Mario universe are the same too /s
>>531771379everyone knows that they still belong to nintendo in spirit. microsoft only bought rare because they thought they'd get donkey kong and when they realized they'd wasted their money they threw a pissy fit and destroyed all rares ips and then never touched them again.
>>531771932In spirit is not the same as reality, they're Microsoft property now.
>>531771379Bumper still canonically went to jail for having his cock out
/s
>>531772042actually God's laws take priority over human fake law so its the opposite.
are the monkey type miners at the start of bananza kongs or the same species as the mario galaxy chimps or something else?
if i buy a used switch 2, would it still have mario kart if it was a bundle model?
is there a way to put pauline back inside the rock?
So what makes a someone a Kong vs a generic monkey?!
>>531773440according to bananza, kongs have the strength of atleast two monkeys.
>>531771498Then Mario uses Bowser as a trampoline and leaves him stranded on the moon.
>>531773548Mario's a dick
>>531773386That would be a great new game + unlock if you could keep Pauline in the rock the whole game.
>>531771181Until the Microsoft vortex inhaled everyone that wasn't owned by Nintendo
>>531759768I'm 100% sure that happened because Hackurai only wanted Richter, but was told Simon was more popular worldwide
why do voidco work with the undead kremlings if the kremlings dont give a fuck about them?
>>531774819they don't work with the undead kremlings stupid, you can literally see them being reanimated with the banandium.
he's using banandium necromancy on them.
>>531775626>DLC for an $80 gamefucking hell nintendo
Has anyone made Pauline porn in DK Artist yet?
>>531775626Doesn't really confirm anything. Credits for DLC content wouldn't be added until the DLC comes out.
>>531558210Why is Miyamoto the imaginary Mario Lore keeper?
>>531775081>they licherally dont work with them>they do work with themmake up your mind
>>531616546>>531633721>>531651575None of this shit matters, holy christ, why are you retards acting like games made 40 years apart by 500 different people have to share the same narrative? This is fucking Marvel Brain Poisoning. FUCK YOU
>>531778559IIt's natural for the human mind to want to piece things together. We love a good puzzle to solve.
>>531769481>Jr. was originally going to appear like this as DK's dad in DKCNever confirmed. Quit taking fan theories as gospel.
>>531779126This isn't putting a puzzle together. A puzzle was made with intent, There's an image on the box because you're supposed to put it together. This is putting square blocks in round holes and wondering why it doesn't fit.
>>531778360>Why is Miyamoto the imaginary Mario Lore keeper?Because he created Mario and DK.
>>531769481That's a fucking retarded lie. No, this was just an asset someone whipped up while making Donkey Kong Land because they were just brainstorming ideas and it was easier to make this on the SGI machine than sketching things out and figuring out you couldn't model it because it sucks. This guy was just gonna be an NPC in DKL and was never implimented in any way because he didn't fit the needs of hte game
>>531779326Not all mysteries are made with intent.
>>531767825>>531768776>>531769376This isn't a very compelling argument, actorschizo.
>>531779378That's retarded. He's not writing a book called Super Mario and Donkey Kong. Are you stupid?
>>531779504There isn't an answer, there isn't intent. This is like asking what the meaning of life is when there isn't one and never was.
>>531779504This one was however, we know from the interviews that they wanted us to figure it out
>>531779674>He's not writing a book called Super Mario and Donkey Kong. Are you stupid?Are you? Dude created them and Japs value seniority above all else. His shit stay the way it is even if he's gone. All out of respect.
>>531779960That's fucking retarded. He doesn't get veto power on what's in a story in a game he didn't make because he drew the sprites for the Radarscope conversion
I think in Luigi's Mansion 4 they should give Elvin Gadd his original evil ghost arch enemy.
Give him some justification as to why he's such unconsiderate towards ghost when Luigi first meets Tim in the first Luigi's Mansion game treating that goes unfairly regardless of what they were doing beforehandAnd me the very not King Boo but someone he dealt with beforehand like early enough in his career that it dictated how he treated go stop the woods until like Luigi and In the fourth Mansion have him come back and even Luigi can tell there's something different about Elvin Gadd now.
>>531757385She died like Wrinkly.
>>531782083See
>>>/v/715836058
>>531740520Original arcade, n64
>>531782083He needs a mad scientist rival(which is a ghost that died doing some dumb experiment).
>>531782083How about giving him a tragic past? Have it so that the evil ghost killed his family, and now he's on a revenge quest against all ghosts
Gadd
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>>531790503I'm so sorry but...This is the last /smbg/ thread.
>>531778392anon do you know how necromancy usually works in fiction? the undead minions are mindless drones, they don't "work" for them, they're essentially just robots programmed to attack DK.
>>531791184the undead kremlings in dkc2 work for k rool, this isnt dnd this is donkey kong.
>>531791492these undead kremlings are covered in banandium from void's banandium phone
don't
>>531790864 , as punishment for copy pasting stuff to /v/ (to no avail btw)
keep on the bananza threads
New Plumber bananza.
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