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Anonymous No.531556734 >>531640598 >>531700928
/smbg/ - Super Mario Bros. General #293
Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, in this kingdom of ours here we discuss everything MARIO! Let's continue the Paisano journey!

/smbg/ #293 - DK Bananza concept terrain edition

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>>Mario News and Releases<<

ใ€Œ!ใ€Mario & Luigi: Brothership has officially released!
ใ€Œ!ใ€Donkey Kong Country Returns HD has officially released!
ใ€Œ!ใ€Super Nintendo World in Orlando Florida has opened!
ใ€Œ!ใ€Mario Kart World has officially released!
ใ€Œ!ใ€Donkey Kong Bananza has officially released!

>Future Release Dates:
ใ€Œ!ใ€Super Mario Party Jamboree Switch 2 Update releases July 24th, 2025
ใ€Œ!ใ€Mario Movie 2 -potentially- releases on April 3rd, 2026

>Current News Links:
ใ€Œ!ใ€Donkey Kong Bananza โ€“ Overview Trailer โ€“ Nintendo Switch 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjq-2Fwb730
ใ€Œ!ใ€Donkey Kong Bananza Direct 6.18.2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVUidGTR8xg
ใ€Œ!ใ€Mario Kart World - Direct Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pE23YTYEZM&ab_channel=NintendoofAmerica
ใ€Œ!ใ€Donkey Kong Bananza - Direct Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIddsPkdX9U
ใ€Œ!ใ€Super Mario Party Jamboree โ€“ Switch 2 + TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0jkSlm6gVA

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Anonymous No.531557015 >>531557304
Will you still buying?
Anonymous No.531557304 >>531778181
>>531557015
If it's to make Digital Faggots seethe I may as well double dip.
Anonymous No.531557318 >>531557436 >>531557495 >>531559021 >>531560054 >>531573818
Anonymous No.531557324
Oh, banana
Anonymous No.531557329 >>531558210 >>531558495 >>531571925 >>531572841 >>531573674 >>531596535
>He ended on a bit of a tease: โ€œNow as to why 13-year-old in particular was the choice, I think that's something that we want players to, in the course of enjoying the game, start to puzzle out, think for themselves.โ€
>He ended on a bit of a tease: โ€œNow as to why 13-year-old in particular was the choice, I think that's something that we want players to, in the course of enjoying the game, start to puzzle out, think for themselves.โ€
>Okay, fine, it was admittedly a bit of a joke question. But hereโ€™s a real one: does this mean thereโ€™s an official Donkey Kong series canon timeline? Is this a Super Mario Odyssey prequel?
>โ€œCertainly because a lot of team members also worked on Super Mario Odyssey, there are some similarities in terms of how they think about the setting of the characters for both games, but it's something we really can't explain all of for now because we need to leave something for people to consider as they're playing the game,โ€ Takahashi cryptically replied.

https://www.ign.com/articles/nintendo-wont-say-why-donkey-kong-bananzas-pauline-is-13-years-old-specifically-wants-players-to-puzzle-out-the-answer-themselves
Anonymous No.531557436
>>531557318
Caramel!
Anonymous No.531557495 >>531558857
>>531557318
Hair color is wrong though.
Anonymous No.531558210 >>531558395 >>531558413 >>531572841 >>531573674 >>531596535 >>531778360
>>531557329
Translation: lol we don't fucking know, wait for Miyamoto to say shit.
Anonymous No.531558357 >>531558693
Does anyone know if the Japanese version of Bananza comes with every other language?
Anonymous No.531558395
>>531558210
It's more like they did it because they just felt like it. As long as Miyamoto doesn't come with another "cat girls are sexy" statement.
Anonymous No.531558413 >>531558540
>>531558210
I think we have yet to see the cutscene of Pauline performing at the concert that she needs inspiration for 3 months after the ending.
Anonymous No.531558495 >>531572841
>>531557329
They're pulling Zelda bullshit here
Anonymous No.531558540 >>531558668 >>531558838 >>531560931
>>531558413
People haven't posted the completed post game yet?
Anonymous No.531558668 >>531560931
>>531558540
I don't think so.
I think they spent all day getting to the credits, played some of the post-game, and then called it a day.
Anonymous No.531558693
>>531558357
According eShop it should: https://store-jp.nintendo.com/item/software/D70010000096306
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>Nintendo Switch 2(ๆ—ฅๆœฌ่ชžใƒปๅ›ฝๅ†…ๅฐ‚็”จ)ใงใฏๆ—ฅๆœฌ่ชžใงใฎใฟ้Šในใพใ™ใ€‚ใŸใ ใ—ใ€ไธ€้ƒจใ€ใ‚ฝใƒ•ใƒˆๅ†…ใง่จ€่ชžใ‚’ๅค‰ๆ›ดใงใใ‚‹ๅ ดๅˆใŒใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚
Anonymous No.531558838 >>531560931
>>531558540
There're more than 600 bananas apparently if not more.
Anonymous No.531558857 >>531558932 >>531558990 >>531559021 >>531560054 >>531573818
>>531557495
"bright blonde hair" instead of just "blonde hair" fixed it.
Anonymous No.531558932 >>531559412 >>531559425
>>531558857
Yeah but.. Why blonde?
Anonymous No.531558990 >>531559412
>>531558857
Isn't her hair brown?
Anonymous No.531559004
I love Luigi
Anonymous No.531559021 >>531559769
>>531557318
>>531558857
ruined
just gen slop peach instead
Anonymous No.531559412 >>531559635 >>531559961 >>531560054 >>531573818
>>531558932
>>531558990
It's the Lady from Donkey Kong '81.
Anonymous No.531559425
>>531558932
He did it because Pauline's grandmother in her heyday was blonde.
Anonymous No.531559528 >>531559728 >>531560080
Pauline discourse aside, what's your view on canon? Like, what do you consider canon?
From most canon to least canon:
>Mainline Mario games are the main canon
>The RPGs
>Character based spin-offs
>Sports and party games
>Crossovers and cameos
Anonymous No.531559635
>>531559412
Boy do I feel stupid right now.
Anonymous No.531559728
>>531559528
I think kart should be in a separate category that is below the mainline games but above the RPGs.
Anonymous No.531559769 >>531560120 >>531573818
>>531559021
sure thing boss
Anonymous No.531559961 >>531560105
>>531559412
But then the color of the dress is wrong.
Anonymous No.531560054
>>531557318
>>531558857
>>531559412
Hello saar!
Anonymous No.531560080
>>531559528
Mainline Mario games very loosely, that includes stuff like Donkey Kong, Wrecking Crew, Mario Bros., etc.
Anonymous No.531560105 >>531560346 >>531573818
>>531559961
More like this, then?
Anonymous No.531560120
>>531559769
That's a cute one.
Anonymous No.531560217 >>531560369 >>531560715
DKbros...
Anonymous No.531560346 >>531560641
>>531560105
Yeah, that's more accurate.
Anonymous No.531560369
>>531560217
Posting the rest
Anonymous No.531560641 >>531573818
>>531560346
Alternatively, this one's based on her arcade sprite, where she has a bit of blue here and there and her hair is more of a light orange.
Anonymous No.531560715
>>531560217
I can't believe that the artist predicted that she would be 13, and have this specific part of her hair.
Anonymous No.531560774 >>531561282 >>531561680
Anonymous No.531560931
>>531558540
>>531558668
>>531558838
>Odds are some poor bastard on Mariowiki is either waiting for someone to upload what happens or they're gonna try and do it themselves as fast as possible
>It's gonna be some mundane nothingburger shit
Anonymous No.531561282 >>531561448
>>531560774
Why is K.rool's lower half missing?
Anonymous No.531561448
>>531561282
But it's right there?
Anonymous No.531561680 >>531562195 >>531562250 >>531562416 >>531562547
>>531560774
I don't get the joke
Anonymous No.531561831
Anonymous No.531562195
>>531561680
Lolbertarian believe Rare isn't a tranny company.
Like how they believe the new Mass effect spiritual successor is not gonna being a tranny game
Anonymous No.531562250
>>531561680
Le heckin modern gayming humor, emphasis on gay.
Anonymous No.531562416
>>531561680
Bananza DK is woke and encourages race mixing as he only starts looking not like a soicuck when he's transformed into other animals.
Anonymous No.531562547 >>531563216
>>531561680
The artist thought Wokey Kong sounded fun and drew it
It's a satire on how people (/v/) reacted to Bananza upon reveal
Anonymous No.531562562
Who let /v/ in again?
Anonymous No.531562935 >>531563192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Ks6hIEgbk
>Pauline's scream at 0:05
It made me chuckle.
Anonymous No.531563192
>>531562935
Left looks better.
Anonymous No.531563216 >>531564002
>>531562547
/v/ didn't react that way, it was one malicious Sony spammer who reacted that way.
Anonymous No.531564002
>>531563216
Are you the guy that was spamming about some Dr E yesterday or the day before? You /v/ermin are weird.
Anonymous No.531565572
https://youtu.be/hlmSUGrILtE
Anonymous No.531567101 >>531570454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QENpy2wDZ-Y
Anonymous No.531567889
Whereโ€™s Wokey Rool?
Anonymous No.531570312 >>531570387 >>531571375 >>531583043
Okay, someone explain the "Cranky retcon." Schizo rambling or not?
Anonymous No.531570387 >>531570965
>>531570312
Bananza is a prequel, Pauline is just naturally a kid here, but for that to make sense Cranky would have to no longer be the arcade Donkey Kong
That's it
Anonymous No.531570454
>>531567101
There's something really funny about how the rap can't keep going for some psychotic reason that only an executive with brain damage could answer.

>No you don't understand, people will be confused if we reference coconut guns or any of the other kongs... so we'll loop the first part of the rap again and again!

What will the children think if he fires in spurts!
Anonymous No.531570965 >>531571229
>>531570387
>That's it
That's it?
Doesn't Cranky still have his arcade rants?
Anonymous No.531571229
>>531570965
He mentions a rivalry with a guy in overalls but people are now thinking that guy wasn't Mario (assuming this dialogue is in the Japanese script)
Anonymous No.531571375 >>531571549 >>531573065
>>531570312
More like a 'Pauline/Jumpman retcon' actually.

>>715666484

Seems there are basically two generations of each character 'type' (DK Sr, DK Jr, Mario/Jumpman and Lady/Pauline) occurring one after the other, with DK94 acting as a retread of the original arcade with the modern versions of the characters.
Anonymous No.531571549 >>531573065
>>531571375
In other words, the Mario there is Jumpman?
Anonymous No.531571925
>>531557329
You rike?
Anonymous No.531572252 >>531572921
>The Korean community and popular streamer has been highly critical of the new DK game.
Anonymous No.531572841 >>531576459
>>531557329
>>531558210
>>531558495

They pretty much did the same shit with Pikmin 4

https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/ask-the-developer-vol-10-pikmin-4-part-2/?srsltid=AfmBOorIVn4woUYcBnYriysoy5Rk4ipB4xViSuNVRT43v2VcD1jKPnus

>This game is the fourth mainline title in the series โ€“ is the story connected to the previous games?

>Hiramuki: This game begins with Captain Olimar once again crash-landing on an unknown planet. However, what makes the game different from the previous ones is that he sends out a distress signal, and the Rescue Corps comes to his rescue, but they also crash-land. As the newest recruit, the player embarks on an adventure to rescue the castaways. To make it easier for newcomers to get emotionally invested in the world of Pikmin, we designed the game so that players themselves would become the Rescue Corps' new recruit. So, even if you're not familiar with past titles, you'll be fine. Of course, we've put thought into developing features that add to the fun for players of the previous titles, so they've got plenty to look forward to. As for the story's timeline, I'll leave that to players' imaginations. (Laughs)

I think between this, TOTK, and now Bananza I think it's time for Nintendo fans to stop caring about the nitty gritty details about the timelines for their series because it's obvious Nintendo gives even less of a shit about that lately more so than they did in the past.
Anonymous No.531572921
>>531572252
Shut the fuck up retard and go back >>>/v/715696271
Anonymous No.531573065
>>531571375

Whoops, this should link to the right post:

>>>/v/715666484

>>531571549

Grandson of the original Arcade Jumpman, aka Mario Snr/Mario the First. Think more along the lines of Jumpman Jr/Mario the 3rd/Super Mario (as opposed to just plain old regular Mario)
Anonymous No.531573132
Donkey Kong Bananza is doing good on metacritic reviews.
Anonymous No.531573674
>>531558210
>>531557329
It's Dragon Ball all over again
Anonymous No.531573818
>>531557318
>>531558857
>>531559412
>>531559769
>>531560105
>>531560641
Ranjeesh!
Anonymous No.531574656
Anonymous No.531576459 >>531577350 >>531612573 >>531614070 >>531622053
>>531572841
It's not like pikmin 4 at all, that's a complete reboot.
This game is atleast a continuation of DKC and takes place before Odyssey, the only odd game that needs explaining is the arcade DK.
Anonymous No.531577332 >>531593181 >>531593780 >>531594967 >>531595845 >>531603687 >>531610397
Will Void ever show up again?
Anonymous No.531577350 >>531578229 >>531631506
>>531576459
>the only odd game that needs explaining is the arcade DK.
It doesn't really need to be explained. Mario simply rescued a different girl, which is infact confirmed to be true anyway.
Anonymous No.531577472 >>531578072
I haven't played the game and I'm not looking too much into the videos but I saw the one with Diddy and Dixie interacting with Pauline. Does Cranky interact with her in some way?
Anonymous No.531578072
>>531577472
No he keeps going on schizo rants about K. Rool
Anonymous No.531578229
>>531577350
This identity crisis feels more like a Bluto/Brutus situation. That guide is over 30 years old by the way and modern materials confirms they're the same character so, until proven otherwise, the most current information is the valid one.
Anonymous No.531579672 >>531580190 >>531584408
Can we have someone make a new DK OC here that represents our DK scholars?
Anonymous No.531580190 >>531592438
>>531579672
Anonymous No.531580428 >>531580993
>mfw Tanabe lost and the gay ass mandates are now officially dead
Anonymous No.531580993
>>531580428
https://youtu.be/bzhcttwYomg?si=-f28gMl8AjwJ5r1n&t=2
Anonymous No.531583043
>>531570312
There is no cranky retcon, its some retards stupid fanfic
Anonymous No.531584408
>>531579672
Sounds gay.
Anonymous No.531584930
Mario is Luigi's brother
Anonymous No.531585240
Super Mario Frontiers
Anonymous No.531590753 >>531600582 >>531610237 >>531769602
:D
Anonymous No.531592438
>>531580190
I wonder what his name was going to be.
Anonymous No.531593181
>>531577332
Unlikely.
Anonymous No.531593780
>>531577332
Like the Broodals, FLUDD, etc.
Anonymous No.531594967
>>531577332
Yes
Anonymous No.531595845
>>531577332
lol no
Anonymous No.531596535
>>531558210
>>531557329
>We have to wait at least a year for a confirming interview, knowing Nintendo.
Rip.
Anonymous No.531596830 >>531597793
Stop posting monkey
Anonymous No.531597793 >>531598509 >>531760461
>>531596830
is pauline monkey
Anonymous No.531598316 >>531598735 >>531600392
Anyone else feel like they flanderized K. Rool's ruthlessness? He's supposed to be ruthless and evil but slightly goofy like in DKC1-3 and DK64, in Bananza he's just pure evil.
Anonymous No.531598509
>>531597793
If Kongs aren't apes then they're either monkeys or some fictional not-ape-but-resembles-ape-except-Diddy species.
Pauline is a human and humans are technically in the ape family, therefore Pauline is more of a monkey than Donkey.
Anonymous No.531598735 >>531599353
>>531598316
Every character gets flanderized eventually.
Anonymous No.531599353
>>531598735
Not me, I got homerized.
Anonymous No.531600104
i'm playing through dkc while i wait for bananza and holy shit this game is hard, how did i ever beat this as a kid? I don't remember this evil second level where you have to swing on ropes and dodge the spikey wasps. I can't reach the N letter that's between two ropes, whenever I try and jump inbetween them donkey kong just fucking falls and dies, and if I try to jump back from the second rope to get it he can't reach the rope behind him.
Anonymous No.531600163 >>531600270 >>531600854
They couldโ€™ve made Bananza so much better
Anonymous No.531600270 >>531600515 >>531600854
>>531600163
how would she tie into the lore?
Anonymous No.531600392
>>531598316
Bowser is like that in some games like Galaxy while being a complete joke in others. Let the croc be a menace for once.
Anonymous No.531600515
>>531600270
Pauline is her mother
Anonymous No.531600582 >>531600864 >>531601748
>>531590753
Pits and feet!
Anonymous No.531600854
>>531600163
>>531600270
What if the next game is Donkey Kong Galaxy, Xananab is your main ally, Wizpig is the big bad, and there's a crossover with Mario Galaxy characters like rosalina. Kino
Anonymous No.531600864
>>531600582
Anonymous No.531601748
>>531600582
Anonymous No.531603687 >>531614224
>>531577332
He gets fucking murdered by K rool when he launches him into a molten boulder Knowing other dk villains? probably never ever.
Anonymous No.531604054
The song playing in the final platforming sequence of Bananza during the final boss was almost certainly done by Daisuke Matsuoka from Bowserโ€™s Fury right? The vibe is almost identical to the Fury Bowser theme and it rocks, and the Aquatic Ambience leitmotif appearing in it was kino
Anonymous No.531607375 >>531608286 >>531608493
>credits is missing Yoshiaki Koizumi and Koichi Hayashida (director of 3 3D Mario games including Mario Galaxy 2), recently seen assisting with Wonder
Hmmm
Anonymous No.531608286
>>531607375
Confirms the theory that some of the senior staff in EPD tokyo is working on a 3D Mario.
Anonymous No.531608493 >>531608691
>>531607375
What about the American dev studio NIST who developed Bowserโ€™s Fury? Is anyone from NIST in the Bananza credits? Could NIST be working on 3D Mario after their experience on Bowserโ€™s Fury?
Anonymous No.531608691 >>531608967 >>531610812
>>531608493
Pretty sure NST handled the 3D World part, we aren't sure if they even did Bowser's Fury.
Anonymous No.531608967 >>531610095
>>531608691
No they co-developed it with epd.
Anonymous No.531610095 >>531610339 >>531610812
>>531608967
Co develop could mean anything in this case. I doubt NST has the resources to make the next gen full 3D Mario game, Nintendo would do it in an EPD studio.
Anonymous No.531610237
>>531590753
Pauline is so much better like this, I hope this sticks.
Anonymous No.531610339
>>531610095
would rather*
Anonymous No.531610397
>>531577332
No one's ever truly gone.
Anonymous No.531610812 >>531611338
>>531608691
>>531610095
I was under the impression that NST did the bulk of the work on Bowserโ€™s Fury, but the game credits are frustratingly vague and donโ€™t say who did whatโ€ฆ.
Anonymous No.531611018
https://x.com/platiniridium/status/1945560923558883610
Anonymous No.531611338 >>531611793 >>531613414 >>531617439
>>531610812
They don't want to be shown up by westerners so they did the alphabetization crap, they always do that when they don't want people sniffing around in the credits.
Anonymous No.531611793 >>531613185
>>531611338
Ah I found my source:
http://kyoto-report.wikidot.com/super-mario-3d-world-bowser-s-fury
Kyoto Report claims that โ€œDevelopment was equally spread between Nintendo EPD, NSTC, and 1-Up Studio.โ€ โ€œNintendo EPD was primarily responsible for porting Super Mario 3D World and adding network codeโ€, โ€œNSTC was primarily responsible for Bowser's Fury, which may have been an unfinished EPD developed prototypeโ€ and that โ€œAll three teams still contributed to both projects to some degree.โ€
But I donโ€™t know their source for this, it is true however that there are significantly more names in the credits belonging to the American NST devs compared to EPD and 1-Up Studios
Anonymous No.531611926
I ordered bananza through amazon and got release day delivery but it hasn't shipped yet =(
Anonymous No.531612573 >>531618216
>>531576459
>It's not like pikmin 4 at all,
Both interviews have the devs go
>figure it out yourself dipshit lol
There's no big reveal
There's no 100% twist
There's no DLC (game costs 70 bucks anyways)
You get nothing
Good day sir
Anonymous No.531613185
>>531611793
I could see a new 3D Mario be made by them with heavy supervision from Koizumi and others.
Anonymous No.531613414
>>531611338
Also itโ€™s weird, Odyssey credits were alphabetical but still had the roles of every staff member, but Bananza just dropped the alphabetical thing altogether and the credits are ordered and grouped by roles like normal credit rolls
But 3D World + Bowserโ€™s Fury had the worst of both worlds with alphabetical credits and no roles listed. The only reason we even know Daisuke Matsuoka is the composer of the Bowserโ€™s Fury songs (like I said just now) is because he is the only composer credited, and we know fuck all for the other staff roles unless what Kyoto Report says about their roles is accurate, there isnโ€™t even a known director for the switch version
Anonymous No.531614070
>>531576459
Pauline is a kid now, just accept it chud.
Anonymous No.531614224
>>531603687
>murdered
He tanked that actually.
Anonymous No.531614308 >>531614415 >>531619096
>Pauline was aged down
fucking retards blown the fuck out
Anonymous No.531614415 >>531614543
>>531614308
I mean, she was technically aged down, just not in-universe, like how Mario was aged down into a baby for Yoshi's Island.
Anonymous No.531614543 >>531614814 >>531617007 >>531619096
>>531614415
I'm talking about the retards who thought Pauline age regressed by some magic in game.
Anonymous No.531614756 >>531614980 >>531615009 >>531617192
But since Pauline and DK became friends in Bananza, why does DK come back and kidnap Pauline in the future? Did DK forget about Pauline because monkey brain? Were they just having a fun reunion with DK carrying Pauline like old times that got misinterpreted by Mario?
Anonymous No.531614814
>>531614543
I know, I also thought that considering what they said in the interview, but I guess they actually meant that they don't care and neither should we lol
Anonymous No.531614980 >>531615691
>>531614756
This is the latest game in the timeline, Pauline is just a kid now.
Just don't think about it too hard.
Anonymous No.531615009
>>531614756
*Raughs*
Anonymous No.531615342 >>531615489 >>531616289
>next Mario game
>Pauline shows up
>she's still a kid
What then?
Anonymous No.531615489
>>531615342
Mainline or spin-off?
Anonymous No.531615665
>King K Rool may be MKW dlc
what a time to be alive
Anonymous No.531615691
>>531614980
It's a prequel, kid.
Anonymous No.531616289
>>531615342
Seggs?
Anonymous No.531616546 >>531633721 >>531651575 >>531778559
then who was.... uh...?
Anonymous No.531617007 >>531618578
>>531614543
she was, play the endgame
Anonymous No.531617035
Pauline sexo
Anonymous No.531617192 >>531618115
>>531614756
Game takes place after the arcade, arcade pauline is this pauline's granny
Anonymous No.531617240
>copy doesn't get here until tomorrow
back to mario kart i go..
Anonymous No.531617439
>>531611338
The game didn't even get past 90 on metacritic so they didn't get "shown up" regardless
Anonymous No.531618115
>>531617192
Are we sure that her grandma isn't blonde Lady Pauline?
Anonymous No.531618216
>>531612573
Except Pikmin 4 is a complete reboot and Bananza is not.
*farts*
Anonymous No.531618578 >>531618668
>>531617007
If there was a postgame twist we'd find out about it now
Anonymous No.531618668 >>531618928 >>531619278
>>531618578
We did, i just posted it
Anonymous No.531618928 >>531619063
>>531618668
Post the proof nigga
Anonymous No.531619063
>>531618928
Beat the game yourself, I'm not here to spoonfeed you
Anonymous No.531619096
>>531614308
>>531614543
Hey you gotta admit though, if she was de-aged we wouldn't be in this confusing mess to begin with.
Anonymous No.531619278
>>531618668
Your schizo alternate /smbg/ that only you can see doesn't count.
Anonymous No.531622053 >>531622278
>>531576459
DK arcade has NEVER made sense. Cranky being old as shit and Mario a spry 24 year old will NEVER make sense
Anonymous No.531622064
theory: the void energy voidco use and make pauline into oddrock with is the same evil energy that the z-bananas from mario party 9 and the banandium is the same material that the crystal bananas from jungle climber that come from xananabs planet is the same
What do you guys think
Anonymous No.531622278
>>531622053
Mario in the arcade being modern mario's ancestor like how cranky is dk's ancestor makes sense to me
Anonymous No.531622670 >>531622974
>"Woo, Jumpman! Wait, who?"
Anonymous No.531622974 >>531623098
>>531622670
Mario's nickname.
Anonymous No.531623098 >>531623203
>>531622974
Glitz Pitt.
Anonymous No.531623203
>>531623098
It's been a while since i've played ttyd.
Anonymous No.531623491
Mama mia...
Anonymous No.531623515 >>531623641
More like Donkey Dong
Anonymous No.531623641
>>531623515
Don't you mean Konkey Dong?
Anonymous No.531623671 >>531623820 >>531624102 >>531624539 >>531625021 >>531625069
daisy is the only mario girl I don't feel any sort of attraction to
Anonymous No.531623820 >>531627050
>>531623671
I'm curious. Why is that? And what's your attraction to the others?
Anonymous No.531624102
>>531623671
>antidaisyfags feel attraction to queen bean and glamdozer
Anonymous No.531624539 >>531624960
>>531623671
>daisy is the only mario girl I don't feel any sort of attraction to
this but with peach
Anonymous No.531624960 >>531632760
>>531624539
Terrible taste
Anonymous No.531625021
>>531623671
You feel attracted to Queen Bee?!
Anonymous No.531625069
>>531623671
is it because she's the only mario girl without a jawline surgery?
Anonymous No.531625421 >>531625691
I wanna fuck the Ostrich Elder. Not joking either.
Anonymous No.531625691 >>531625830 >>531629826
>>531625421
No. We have Ostrich Elder at home.
Anonymous No.531625760
Waluigi is sexy
Anonymous No.531625830
>>531625691
So....are all animal buddies like Yoshi and Kamek now?
A race AND an individual?
Anonymous No.531626567 >>531626848 >>531626898 >>531627618
why are switch 2 sales slowing a fuck ton this week
Anonymous No.531626848
>>531626567
The early rush is likely over.
Anonymous No.531626898
>>531626567
Is the switch 2 even worth it?
Anonymous No.531627050
>>531623820
I dunno, it's probably a really shallow reason like hair style or something but I find peach, rosa and pauline way sexier than daisy
Anonymous No.531627618
>>531626567
are you dumb, we haven't even gotten the sales of bananza and the console sales that'd come alongside that
Anonymous No.531628567
Nintendo should put a shirtless Luigi costume in MKWorld!
Anonymous No.531629826
>>531625691
The Elder is just his grandma
Anonymous No.531630238 >>531631013
Nintendo has FORGOTTEN Mario.
Anonymous No.531631013 >>531631128
>>531630238
He's just taking a rest.
Anonymous No.531631120 >>531631319
>*wasted an ult like an idiot*
>*clicks on the enemy flash button like you beat them*
Anonymous No.531631128
>>531631013
He's showing his age...
Anonymous No.531631319 >>531631531
>>531631120
sorry, I have 2 generals open and I meant to post in the other one. my bad
Anonymous No.531631506
>>531577350
That's from an third party guide book published in 1994. You've been told this numerous times and yet are still trying to present it as official just to justify your fanfic.
Anonymous No.531631531 >>531632185
>>531631319
You did that yesterday you fuck
Anonymous No.531632185
>>531631531
you sure that was me? my memory is really bad cause I had brain surgery a few years ago but I don't think that was me yesterday
Anonymous No.531632760 >>531633845
>>531624960
projection
Anonymous No.531633721 >>531636885 >>531647581 >>531778559
>>531616546
It's simple.
>80's "Donkey Kong" arcade games: Original Donkey Kong (aka Cranky), original Mario (aka Jumpman), original Pauline (aka Lady).
>Original Donkey Kong Jr. is Baby DK's father; Baby DK grows up into modern Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong games, starting with the ones by Rare, take place when he's a teenager.
>Donkey Long Bananza is the latest game in the Donkey Kong franchise, revealing that the entire franchise is a prequel to the Mario franchise that starts with Mario Bros., although there is still a to-be-filled time gap.
>Donkey Kong (Game Boy) is a totally separate game from the arcade version and utilizes the younger generation of these characters, who are the grandchildren of the arcade originals.
>Modern Donkey Kong Jr. is coming.
Anonymous No.531633845 >>531634187
>>531632760
>no u
GG ez. I like all of them anyways
Anonymous No.531634187
>>531633845
is that a nipple?!
Anonymous No.531635162 >>531636572
Bananza can't be a prequel because New donk city is far more classic in odyssey and under construction with a roaring twenties aesthatic. So this takes place after odyssey. Pauline doesn't have freckles.
Anonymous No.531636572 >>531636854 >>531636920 >>531637096 >>531637171
>>531635162
Yes we get it you want to derail this thread by shitting up actual fun theories with your batshit suzanne-tier ones so you can then spam it on /v/.
Anonymous No.531636854
>>531636572
Pray tell, what are these "actual fun theories"? Because I sure as hell haven't seen any like that yet
Anonymous No.531636885 >>531637412
>>531633721
>all of this is just so NoJ can vault Diddy in place of DK Jr.
I'm not sure how I feel about this just yet, and I don't know if it was worth it, but dammit, I can't help but be impressed.
Anonymous No.531636920
>>531636572
It's an observation on how pauline in bananza doesn't really look like pauline from odyssey.
Anonymous No.531637042
>uhh pauline isn't actually pauline!
why are you guys like this
Anonymous No.531637096 >>531647224
>>531636572
Are you Eric?
He's posted on other boards before.
Anonymous No.531637171 >>531637636
>>531636572
>fun theories
What fun theories?
Anonymous No.531637412
>>531636885
Bananza Diddy's got a much deeper voice then Rare's "Mickey Monkey" approach so they're definitely trying to make him less youthful in that regard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-zSHo6YoHg
Anonymous No.531637636
>>531637171
Figuring out when arcade DK happened.
Anonymous No.531638218 >>531640519 >>531640540
does anyone know how did mario and luigi get to the mushroom kingdom after mario bros?
and i dont mean the smb cartoon lore, i want to know how nintendo explained it (before the movie)
Anonymous No.531640519
>>531638218
One of the pipes in Mario Bros.
Anonymous No.531640540 >>531642159 >>531651061 >>531661709
>>531638218
They find it during the ending of DK '94, according to Miyamoto in an interview about the game:
>Is Pauline Mario's girlfriend?

>Kameyama: She's his ex (laughs).

>Miyamoto: The Mushroom Kingdom looks to be on the outskirts of Donkey Kong's homeland, as seen in the game's endingโ€ฆ I guess Mario met Peach there and his eye started to wander (laughs).

>Kameyama: In other words, this takes place before Super Mario Bros. Later on, after Mario became famous, he probably gave Pauline the flick (laughs).
Anonymous No.531640598 >>531643152 >>531679152
>>531556734 (OP)
WHY IS DONKEY KONG FUCKING ORANGE IN THE GAME WHEN THE RENDERS A PERFECTLY BROWN

Is there a dye that makes him actually look the color he's supposed to be,
Anonymous No.531642159
>>531640540
thanks, that's what i needed
Anonymous No.531642927
>Hoo hoo! Just what I needed!
Anonymous No.531643152
>>531640598
Lighting engines.
Anonymous No.531643158 >>531645525 >>531659102
I think we haven't seen the end of the post-game yet because it seems to be very difficult to beat.
It's probably taking a long time for the gameplay channels to get to the cutscene I'm looking for.
Anonymous No.531643813 >>531644080 >>531644703 >>531644756 >>531647769 >>531671785
is no one gonna talk about how much story there is in bananza
like this is the most story a mainline mario-adjacent game has ever gotten in terms of story beats, dialogue, twists and what-not.
Anonymous No.531644080
>>531643813
No.
Anonymous No.531644703
>>531643813
So much story it destroys timelines by existing. (I like the game)
Anonymous No.531644756
>>531643813
the story kinda sucks
Anonymous No.531645389 >>531645587
Daisy, my beloved.
Smashing everything in bananza is fun
Anonymous No.531645525 >>531645924
>>531643158
You're setting yourself up for dissapointment if you think the 100% reward is anything other than the usual group photo.
Anonymous No.531645587
>>531645389
Buy me a Switch 2 and Bananza please.
Anonymous No.531645924
>>531645525
It's actually a bikini costume for DK.
And Pauline gets a hat.
Anonymous No.531646381 >>531654594
What's the priority for upgrading DK? I'm thinking it's dumping all of the skill points into better sonar to make getting collectibles easier, but what does /smbg/ think?
Anonymous No.531647027
Anonymous No.531647224 >>531648649 >>531660559
>>531637096
Suzannefaggot..
>>>/v/715739089
Anonymous No.531647581
>>531633721
>Donkey Long
Anonymous No.531647769 >>531647827
>>531643813
>like this is the most story a mainline mario-adjacent game has ever gotten in terms of story beats, dialogue, twists and what-not.
No
The K. Rool reveal was great but the story is hard to discuss because it utterly breaks continuity rendering it or everything else meaningless
Anonymous No.531647827
>>531647769
Oh cry about it, the only thing it breaks is the arcade game everything else is intact.
Anonymous No.531648649 >>531649005 >>531649289 >>531660559
>>531647224
Suzanneanon is still around? Based. I was worried heโ€™d an hero when his theory got btfo
Anonymous No.531648745
Pauline is so cute bros.
Anonymous No.531649005 >>531649171
>>531648649
>when his theory got btfo
to be fair, none of the theories got confirmed or deconfirmed
Anonymous No.531649171
>>531649005
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.531649289 >>531649596 >>531649618 >>531650436 >>531651212
>>531648649
It has not gotten debunked yet.
I am worried though about the possibility of Mayor Pauline being her grandmother, instead of her mother.
Anonymous No.531649596 >>531650553
>>531649289
You said you'd go away you lying fuck.
Anonymous No.531649618 >>531650017
>>531649289
PAULINE IS PAULINE
Anonymous No.531650017
>>531649618
Anonymous No.531650316
>>>/v/715744802
how can one man be so mentally ill
Anonymous No.531650343
Fuck.
Anonymous No.531650382
>MKW release revitalizes the general, sparking thought-provoking discussions for months and months
>Bananza kills the general days before it even releases
Anonymous No.531650436 >>531651040
>>531649289
isnt there an interview or a website blurb that says sheโ€™s the same pauline from Odyssey? It might be time to shift gears to something else, like the three Paulines theory or the Mario is a pedophile theory.
Anonymous No.531650553 >>531650641 >>531652805
>>531649596
How about this?
I will hold on to my theory until every stone is turned.
I am sorry that I moved the goalposts twice.
I do not mean to offend you with my theory.
Anonymous No.531650641
>>531650553
How about you stop being an annoying little bitch
Anonymous No.531651040 >>531651727 >>531651727
>>531650436
>isnt there an interview or a website blurb that says sheโ€™s the same pauline from Odyssey? It might be time to shift gears to something else, like the three Paulines theory or the Mario is a pedophile theory.
We don't know when Mario met Pauline, he's not even in Bananza (and probaby is the same age as her anyway) and if he met her by around arcade days (most likely), she's already long into adulthood.
Groomer Kong DK though...
Anonymous No.531651061 >>531657670
>>531640540
So this replaced the original Mario Bros?
Anonymous No.531651212 >>531651662
>>531649289
you know, that doesn't necessarily imply that her parents are dead or anything, If anything, her living with her grandmother could explain why we never saw Pauline Jr before, she was staying with her grandmother while her mother was busy running for mayor
Anonymous No.531651575 >>531778559
>>531616546
As far as the DKC games and Bananza are concerned, JR hasn't been born yet. DK Arcade and its Gameboy remake happens in Bananza's future, leading into the entire Mario series. By then, JR is around.
Anonymous No.531651662
>>531651212
That's what I figured out after the cutscenes dropped.
I'm concerned because she talks about her grandmother always singing, but maybe there is a blonde Lady Pauline who sings.
Anonymous No.531651727 >>531651832 >>531659716
>>531651040
>>531651040
I dont think anybody who worked on Bananza remembered this game existed during its development. If you showed this mp4 to them now they would go โ€œOH SHITโ€ but in Japanese.
Anonymous No.531651832 >>531656365
>>531651727
The devs played all of the Donkey Kong games.
Anonymous No.531652805
>>531650553
>I am sorry
You are not. Shut the fuck up and keep yourself locked on /v/.
Anonymous No.531654594 >>531657562
>>531646381
I unlocked his whole moveset first, then went for improved punching. Then everything else in whatever order you like. Its dumb that they didn't have his whole platforming movement unlocked from the beginning, but Nintendo must cater to babies as per usual.
Anonymous No.531655764
Pauline Jr anon is a tough nut to crack.
Anonymous No.531656365 >>531656495 >>531656769 >>531659908
>>531651832
THEN WHY THE FUCK ISN'T XANANAB IN THE GAME!
EXPLAIN
Anonymous No.531656495
>>531656365
shut up carlito make a video on bananza
Anonymous No.531656769 >>531659908
>>531656365
DK Jungle Swingers was a conspiracy game
Banana aliens don't exist
Anonymous No.531657076 >>531657793 >>531657927 >>531659082 >>531692856 >>531693141 >>531694862
I think I figured it out.
Anonymous No.531657562
>>531654594
For a platformer, I really didn't do much platforming in the first world. I'll see how that changes later on, but it's very easy to accidentally skip any challenge with the breakable terrain. I wouldn't be surprised if the Dark Side equivalent if it even exists is more of a Grand Finale Galaxy level.
Anonymous No.531657670
>>531651061
DK '94 can be seen as a remake of or sequel to the arcade DK games.

Unless I'm mistaken, the idea that the bros found a pipe to the Mushroom Kingdom in arcade Mario Bros was NoA/localization lore or came from the DiC cartoon and was never canon.
Anonymous No.531657793
>>531657076
Ok but can you stay off this general and go play with your /v/ friends.
Anonymous No.531657927 >>531658130
>>531657076
The Pauline family needs new baby names
Anonymous No.531657997 >>531658105 >>531658228 >>531658369 >>531659241 >>531669986
What.
WHAT.
W H A T.
Anonymous No.531658105
>>531657997
That's cute of Pauline The Third to dress up as her grandmother.
Anonymous No.531658130
>>531657927
>he doesn't name his kids after himself
nigga you gay
Anonymous No.531658228 >>531658439
>>531657997
Well there it is, that's the retro costume that one Anon kept asking about.
Anonymous No.531658369
>>531657997
Is this real
Anonymous No.531658405 >>531659352
On the five stages of grief, which one is the suzannefag at? Still on denial, or is it bargaining.
Anonymous No.531658439
>>531658228
Apparently it's her best costume, or one of the best. The effect is basically a combination of all the bananza-extending costumes.
Anonymous No.531658903 >>531659008 >>531659556 >>531694364 >>531694862
I might not come here as often as I have been anymore.
I have reached a conclusion in my research.
Pauline from Donkey Kong Bananza is likely Pauline III.
I understand why Nintendo would want Pauline III's grandmother, her mother, or her father to be hidden.
When I get a Switch 2, I will play Donkey Kong Bananza.
Thank you.
Anonymous No.531659008 >>531659727
>>531658903
Depression it is.
Anonymous No.531659082 >>531659539 >>531660170
>>531657076
so Cranky is just a huge asshole with no regret of endangering 2 innocent women?
Anonymous No.531659102 >>531660863
>>531643158
Post game ending has been reached.
Anonymous No.531659241
>>531657997
Oh.
I did not see that while I was typing my message.
Anonymous No.531659352
>>531658405
bargaining for sure.
Anonymous No.531659539
>>531659082
He grew up in a different time
Anonymous No.531659556 >>531659648 >>531659921 >>531660114 >>531694862
>>531658903
Suzanneanon, you should post your findings that support this theory here when you do play Bananza.
Anonymous No.531659648 >>531660357 >>531660476
>>531659556
why are you sucking his cock bro
Anonymous No.531659716
>>531651727
Mario vs DK fits the stage play idea very well, I think it's meant to be the modern mario, pauline and dk acting out movies/plays loosely based on the events of the arcade games
Anonymous No.531659727 >>531659928
>>531659008
No, I'm not depressed.
I have come to a conclusion.
I feel content.
I feel content that I am certain that Mario got his happy ending, even if it's never explicitly shown.
Anonymous No.531659908
>>531656769
>>531656365
notice how the banandium gems are IDENTICAL to the crystal bananas from jungle climber? no way it's just a coincidence, they even have the same gem shape on the stems
Anonymous No.531659921 >>531660357 >>531660476
>>531659556
No, he absolutely should not. He should fuck off and never be heard from again.
Anonymous No.531659928 >>531660357
>>531659727
you will never be mario
your headcanon isn't real
you are empty. your purpose is lost.
Anonymous No.531660114
>>531659556
I think I have all of the evidence I need.
I will play Donkey Kong Bananza at my own pace.
Anonymous No.531660170
>>531659082
cranky is a massive asshole, in dkc he keeps hitting his grandson and his friend with his cane, and in dkl he teams up with k rool to steal all their bananas just because he thinks they are fake gamers, and thats just 2 games I could go on.
Anonymous No.531660257
this is like seeing a guy build his own rocket to fly to the sun because he's convinced he can survive being close to it.
Anonymous No.531660357 >>531660526
>>531659928
>>531659921
>>531659648
Suzannechad won, it's over for prequelcels
Anonymous No.531660476 >>531660526
>>531659648
>>531659921
Mareach will never be real, Suzanneanon has the right idea in believing Mario and Pauline is the endgame.
Anonymous No.531660526
>>531660357
>>531660476
>exactly one minute apart
lmao
Anonymous No.531660559 >>531660974 >>531661085
>>531647224
>>531648649
where did he even get that stupid name from anyway?
Anonymous No.531660583 >>531660912 >>531661417
Let me see if I understand the retcon correctly:
>Donkey Kong '94, the first game with DK wearing a tie, is now canonically the first game to feature Modern DK instead of the last game to feature Arcade DK
That's the long and short of it, huh? In other words, the one thing they always said was different between the two has now been chronologically corrected?
Anonymous No.531660782
How Bananza should had ended
Anonymous No.531660862
how do my fellow croc bros intend on celebrating the upcoming 8/8 next month?
Anonymous No.531660863
>>531659102
So, i'm supposed to believe that a random 13-year-old girl landed a massive live show at City Hall? Yeah, no, this reeks of nepotism
Anonymous No.531660912
>>531660583
No?
I think he was redesigned with the tie for '94, and then he passed it down to Rare DK III.
Anonymous No.531660974 >>531661194 >>531661430
>>531660559
from /v/, it was actually his own post that he made up
he constantly spams his delusions over there
in fact he's been shitposting about Mareach over there recently too (the retard used the same filenames) despite putting up an "innocent" persona over here
Anonymous No.531661085
>>531660559
I think there was a fake leak on /v/ that mentioned the name Suzanne. Or he was the one who made the fake leak, but i remember he genuinely believed her name was Suzanne
Anonymous No.531661194 >>531661263
>>531660974
I did not make up the name "Suzanne", I took it from a "leak" posted on April 9th.
Anonymous No.531661242
Poppy Kong is sexy as fuck
Anonymous No.531661263 >>531661819
>>531661194
sure you didn't.
now tell me why are you acting all innocent over here when you're shitposting over at /v/?
Anonymous No.531661310 >>531661603
Wait... some of you guys don't have a Switch 2 yet?
Anonymous No.531661387
https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=40099
Anonymous No.531661417 >>531661576
>>531660583
Pretty much, timeline goes:
-Yoshi series (babies)
-DK series (teens)
-Arcade/'94 + Mario vs DK (young adults)
-Super Mario series, Wario series, etc (adults)
Anonymous No.531661430
>>531660974
kek what a schizo
Anonymous No.531661576 >>531661709
>>531661417
Yoshi and dk series is after arcade
Anonymous No.531661603
>>531661310
im broke from buying a house and i am slowly rebuilding my funds
Anonymous No.531661709
>>531661576
See:
>>531640540
Anonymous No.531661819
>>531661263
I wasn't trying to be mean.
I just thought it would be funny to imagine Mareach shippers getting worried about why Pauline is making Mario sounds, when that is out-of-character for her, after the previous game had Peach friendzone Mario, after Pauline sang about how she wanted him back, while hosting a festival in his honor.
Anonymous No.531662243 >>531662396 >>531662932 >>531680218
Wait, are you telling me this whole debate was just Mario x Peach shippers arguing with Mario x Pauline shippers?
Anonymous No.531662396 >>531662591
>>531662243
more like one mario x pauline shipper arguing with mario x peach shippers he made up, despite our mareachfags not having posted in months.
Anonymous No.531662591
>>531662396
No, I was making a joke.
I didn't make up a bunch of Mareachers to argue with.
Anonymous No.531662932
>>531662243
No.
Anonymous No.531663718
Anonymous No.531664312 >>531664427
nintendo god dammit why did you made your console so bothersome to hack i just want to listen to your silly tunes fucking dammit
Anonymous No.531664427 >>531664497
>>531664312
maybe people shouldn't have bragged about playing totk 2 weeks early, now they overcorrected on everything and this console's gonna be a tough nut to crack.
Anonymous No.531664497
>>531664427
It's always the loudmouths that ruin everything for everyone.
Anonymous No.531664740 >>531664840
Anyone want to play some Mario Kart?
YXW SPF
Anonymous No.531664840
>>531664740
i'm gonna bananza all day, i will be playing on the /v/eekend tho
Anonymous No.531668482
There is subtle lore about the Bananzas
Anonymous No.531669986
>>531657997
it gets worse
Anonymous No.531671592 >>531671803
It's Mario time.
Anonymous No.531671785
>>531643813
In a way, i can appreciate the story for what it is, this game truly feels like a thought-provoking social experiment, a way to test our cognitive abilities and problem-solving skills. I speak for myself and the rest of the /smbg/ theorists when I say that we've all felt our intelligence grow after experiencing this
Anonymous No.531671803 >>531671893
>>531671592
No Dad No
Anonymous No.531671893 >>531673084
>>531671803
It's Mario time.
Anonymous No.531673084
>>531671893
https://youtu.be/_M_jSyVyqi4?si=JlZ4it9q1zo1Xpry

I feel really stupid for when I remembered this months ago. All I needed to do was use time in the search.
Anonymous No.531675548 >>531675973
I think I spent several hours just destroying the landscape.
Anonymous No.531675973 >>531676168
>>531675548
I still don't understand the ring
Anonymous No.531676168
>>531675973
Me neither.
Anonymous No.531677532
OOOH BANANA
Anonymous No.531677662 >>531678007
Anonymous No.531678007
>>531677662
i thought mario was trying to crubstomp luigi on the bathroom floor for a sec
Anonymous No.531679152
>>531640598
>Is there a dye that makes him actually look the color he's supposed to be
Sadly no, he has a monochrome split one though
Anonymous No.531680218 >>531680351
>>531662243
The latter's dreams may have been completely shattered by the new game, as it's now looking likely that the modern Mario and Pauline have been retconned as cousins
Anonymous No.531680351
>>531680218
'course, this is the Japanese we're talking about. Definitely hasn't stopped them before.
Anonymous No.531680535 >>531681128 >>531681157
thoughts on the original dkc trilogy?
i've only seen the first one and it looked pretty shallow, no real secrets other than chances for extra lives
Anonymous No.531681005 >>531681115 >>531761728 >>531762512
Anonymous No.531681115
>>531681005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOCydGRcv1A
Anonymous No.531681128
>>531680535
they are really good. DKC I think is not as good as Mario World but it's much harder it's a good challenge game. There are a lot of secret rooms that are fun so it doesn't really matter that the only reward for it is extra lives. DKC2 is where it starts to go crazy, the game is full of shit, it's probably one of the most in depth snes games since it came out at the end of the snes' life and they knew about all the things you could do with it. And I know people don't like DKC3 because you have to play as Kiddy Kong but it's just as good as DKC2 imo. Overall they are all really good, they are really hard though for nintendo games and it can get frustrating sometimes.
Anonymous No.531681157
>>531680535
Controls wise they are shallow but compensate by having unique gimmicks on almost every level to shake the level design. Secrets-wise all of them are full with them, with the 1st being focused on extra lives while the latter 2 focused on collectables for the sake of completion.

So you are mostly wrong, all 3 games have at least 2 secrets per level, with some having like 4.
Anonymous No.531681572
I find it funny how only one Pauline costume gives her shoes.
Like, at most she gets socks from some, but that's it.
Anonymous No.531681626 >>531685515
teeleport
Anonymous No.531681998
who sings the song that plays when you use a transformation? I can't tell if it's in english or japanese
Anonymous No.531682808 >>531683303 >>531685290
>implies cranky is still arcade dk
>also mentions pauline having a grandma
So is odyssey pauline actually a rare dk situation where sheโ€™s the original paulineโ€™s granddaughter
Anonymous No.531683303 >>531683368
>>531682808
duh, that's been the case for all the characters after the arcade games
Anonymous No.531683368 >>531683479
>>531683303
They have never once implied this outside of dk before now
Anonymous No.531683479
>>531683368
smash bros?
Anonymous No.531685290
>>531682808
No, this Pauline is the Pauline equivalent to Rare DK.
Bananza Pauline is a brand new Pauline.
Anonymous No.531685431
Pauline?
Anonymous No.531685508 >>531685932 >>531686084 >>531686106 >>531686164 >>531686350 >>531690039
Is Mario still Jumpman?
Anonymous No.531685515
>>531681626
ooh yer cheeky munkee
Anonymous No.531685932
>>531685508
Maybe.
Anonymous No.531686084 >>531686223
>>531685508
Miyamoto said the Mario casts are a troupe of actors, here's my theory:
modern Mario and arcade Mario are different Marios but modern Mario plays arcade Mario like an actor sometimes. There might even be a 3rd inbetween Mario
most of the Kongs are not actors, only Cranky/Arcade DK, Jr. and modern DK are actors in games based on the Arcade as well as some of the arcade games + 94
Arcade Pauline and modern pauline are different, there might also be a 3rd pauline like how there are 3 DKs, and maybe 3 Marios
K Rool is a thespian actor but he's not acting in any of the games he is in, he's actually a psycho who thinks he's acting but it's actually real.
There could even be way more of these characters and it's just lots of different actors portraying them
Anonymous No.531686106
>>531685508
Always has been.
Anonymous No.531686164
>>531685508
I think his dad might be Jumpman, but Jumpman married another Homo-Nintendonus.
Anonymous No.531686223 >>531686436
>>531686084
No he said they are LIKE a troupe of actors, not literally one.
Anonymous No.531686350 >>531686482 >>531687041
>>531685508
Seems like it now, which now begs the question, when is the current marioโ€™s first true appearance
Anonymous No.531686436 >>531686504
>>531686223
Theory still stands
Anonymous No.531686482
>>531686350
Super Mario Bros. Wonder
Anonymous No.531686504 >>531686719
>>531686436
Not really no.
Anonymous No.531686660 >>531687063
Going back to the play theory, wanna know a mindfuck theory I have, nes super mario bros 3 is a play retelling of the events shown in all stars super mario bros 3, meaning the nes version is the remake while the all stars version is the original
Anonymous No.531686719 >>531686889
>>531686504
How not
Anonymous No.531686889 >>531687156
>>531686719
With how Mario and arcade Mario are different and how modern Mario plays a role of acting like arcade Mario.
Anonymous No.531687041 >>531687720
>>531686350
Yoshi's Island, then SMB1
I thought SMB1 could be the arcade mario, but then I realized peach is in it, which means it can't be arcade mario since his girl is Pauline
His first apperance might also be DK Jr, which would make sense, there are 2 Marios in this game and this explains it pretty well, he is working as an apprentice to his Dad. It also explains why they are friendly at the end, young Mario makes friends with the DKs at the end
Anonymous No.531687063
>>531686660
W-what?
Anonymous No.531687156 >>531687348
>>531686889
That's the theory, yes. Now explain why it doesn't work. Oh wait you cant because you are just a dumb shitter.
Anonymous No.531687348 >>531687425 >>531687582
>>531687156
Because Mario has been nicknamed "Jumpman" in several different games and also completely disregard Luigi. Its just a retarded theory.
Anonymous No.531687425 >>531687458
>>531687348
so? also luigi isnt even in the arcade games you retard.
Anonymous No.531687458 >>531688103
>>531687425
Mario Bros.?
Anonymous No.531687582 >>531687735
>>531687348
Tsar Nicholas and Tsar Alexander were both called the Tsar guess they are the same person. And every Genghis Khan was the same person as well.
Anonymous No.531687720 >>531688103
>>531687041
Arcade Mario Bros is often interpreted as the "Found the Secret Warp Zone while Working on the Drain" incident. The Shellcreepers are Koopa scouts.
Anonymous No.531687735 >>531687858 >>531687863
>>531687582
Mario isn't a title like donkey kong is.
Anonymous No.531687858 >>531688015
>>531687735
is Will Smith the same person as his father?
Anonymous No.531687863
>>531687735
Also, neither is Jumpman too which is a NOA placeholder name.
Anonymous No.531688015 >>531688212
>>531687858
What are you talking about? Mario is just one person, no father/grandfather schizo theory's.
Anonymous No.531688103 >>531688193
>>531687458
>>531687720
Mario Bros. takes place after DK Jr. , DK mario has a son (you can see him in DK Jr.) and then he has another, Luigi. He abandons them in the sewers and they are forced to fight turtles in the subterranean world, they eventually go too far down in the sewer system and find the subterranean hollow earth world of the mushroom kingdom
Anonymous No.531688193 >>531688537
>>531688103
Too bad that they advertise the Mario in that game as the same Mario from dk.
Anonymous No.531688212 >>531688325
>>531688015
People can have the same name as their father, Donkey Kong isn't a title either and there are 3 donkey kongs in the series we know about who are named after eachother. It's a similar case with Mario and Pauline
Anonymous No.531688239 >>531688716
Every Mario is the same Mario.
Anonymous No.531688246
Anonymous No.531688325 >>531688537 >>531688631
>>531688212
Yeah but Mario isn't dk is he?
Anonymous No.531688537 >>531688803
>>531688193
>beyond 3rd party commercial
>>531688325
retard
Anonymous No.531688631
>>531688325
Yes he is. Mario is DK. Mario is also Pauline. And Princess Peach. And Luigi. And Bowser. And...
Anonymous No.531688716
>>531688239
How come MArio can have multiple MArios?
Anonymous No.531688803 >>531689054
>>531688537
>BECAUSE DK HAS A LINE OF 3 GENERATIONS WITH THE SAME NAME, SO THEN DOES MARIO AND PAULINE TOO!
Pauline has a single unnamed grandma and Mario has no parents that share his name.
Anonymous No.531688817 >>531688841 >>531688914 >>531725803
>the mario series can never have any retcons
So could you tell me who is the father of the koopalings again
Anonymous No.531688841
>>531688817
Mario.
Anonymous No.531688914
>>531688817
Miyamoto.
Anonymous No.531688936 >>531690669
Donkey Kong: Mario Sr.
Donkey Kong Jr.: Mario Sr. AND Jr. appear
Mario Bros.: Mario Sr. retires, passes on the Mario name to his sons, the Mario Brothers
Anonymous No.531689054 >>531689264
>>531688803
Except he does because his surname is literally MARIO. lorelet, commit seppuku now for bringing shame and embarrassment to yourself
Anonymous No.531689102
>anon asks for the nintendo test program soundtrack not too long ago
>nintendo is bringing the test program back next month
what the fuck, anon, how'd you do that
Anonymous No.531689264
>>531689054
lol
Anonymous No.531689531
Okay look how many Marios are there between the two of you
Anonymous No.531689985 >>531690034 >>531690140 >>531690227 >>531690238 >>531690669
Did we ever figure out who that second Mario was
Anonymous No.531690034 >>531690436
>>531689985
it's luigi
Anonymous No.531690039 >>531690537
>>531685508
Yes, and Lady is Pauline.
>but-
Mario is Jumpman and Lady is Pauline, these are still facts.
Anonymous No.531690140
>>531689985
Mario's clone, he lives in his closet and only gets out once a year to prank and scare kids.
Anonymous No.531690227
>>531689985
It's Mario. He had a Double Cherry.
Anonymous No.531690238 >>531690330 >>531690436
>>531689985
Luigi.
>why is he in Mario clothes.
He couldn't find his so he had to use Mario's spear ones.
Anonymous No.531690330
>>531690238
spare* FUCK
Anonymous No.531690436 >>531690872
>>531690034
>>531690238
it's not luigi, he didn't exist until mario bros and he wears green
Anonymous No.531690537 >>531690625
>>531690039
they are only "facts" among the wrong, deluded, reprobate and stupid peoples of the world
Anonymous No.531690625 >>531690901
>>531690537
And your headcanon isn't?
Anonymous No.531690669
>>531689985
>>531688936
the 2nd mario is modern mario, the 1st mario is mario from the DK arcade game
Anonymous No.531690872 >>531691035
>>531690436
Luigi did not wear green in the original Mario Bros.
Anonymous No.531690901 >>531691146 >>531691425 >>531692038
>>531690625
your headcanon is that mario is immortal and stays 25 throughout 3 generations of gorillas and you didn't explain how there are 2 of him.
Anonymous No.531691035 >>531692028
>>531690872
"Concept and creation
The arcade game Mario Bros. incorporated a multiplayer mode, but due to memory restrictions, the second player character needed to have a sprite identical to the first. The development team thought of differentiating the second character by giving him different colors, but the color palette budget was similarly limited.[9] As a result, Luigi was conceived as a twin of Mario to explain his resemblance and he was made green to recycle the color palette of the Shellcreeper enemy.[9]"
Anonymous No.531691146 >>531691321
>>531690901
>how does mario stay young through 3 generations of gorillas?
Kongs age fast.
>How is there 2 Mario's in the dk jr's. arcade intro?
Hardware limitations and the devs never talk about it like there is two Mario's.
Anonymous No.531691321 >>531691519
>>531691146
>kongs age first
this might explain it if there were just DK and DK Jr but there are 3 DKs and cranky has a fucking giant grey beard. There's cleary a lot of time that has passed between the arcade game and the modern day
>Hardware limitations and the devs never talk about it like there is two Mario's.
Surely if there were "hardware limitations" they would NOT add another mario who takes up more space? and the devs never talk about it at all you are right so all the "its a super cherry" or "its luigi" cop outs are nonsense since if they were true the devs would of just said so.
Anonymous No.531691425 >>531691512
>>531690901
I'm sure the implication is that Mario was a young boy in the arcade era
Anonymous No.531691512 >>531691903
>>531691425
>young boy with a mustache
Anonymous No.531691519 >>531691618
>>531691321
>Surely if there were "hardware limitations" they would NOT add another mario who takes up more space.
No because they reuse the same sprite you retard.
Anonymous No.531691618 >>531691808
>>531691519
it still takes up more code to make a duplicate mario. also pot kettle
Anonymous No.531691808 >>531691931
>>531691618
A few bytes maybe but its still much easier than creating an entirely new sprite.
>Then why did they use two Mario's.
I'm not Miyamoto, go interview him and ask him.
Anonymous No.531691903
>>531691512
My moustache came in when I turned 12, so...
Anonymous No.531691931 >>531692003
>>531691808
so you dont know and it destroys your gay fanfic but you still deny the truth. kys
Anonymous No.531692003
>>531691931
You don't know shit either, faggot.
Anonymous No.531692023 >>531692721
so is this before or after mario served in vietnam?
Anonymous No.531692028
>>531691035
>arcade game
Not the original Mario Bros.
Anonymous No.531692038 >>531692379
>>531690901
Mario is immortal and 25
Pauline is now a kid
These are facts
Anonymous No.531692361 >>531692613 >>531692984 >>531694397 >>531694862 >>531695241 >>531696356 >>531708919
Here is a Mario, Pauline, and Donkey Kong family tree.
Anonymous No.531692379 >>531695203
>>531692038
Pauline is an adult.
Anonymous No.531692613 >>531693246
>>531692361
You said you would stop.
Anonymous No.531692645 >>531692928 >>531693656
the outfit stuff in this game is really cool! :)
Anonymous No.531692721
>>531692023
Young teen Mario experienced the events of the arcade era, at one point, he turned 18 and was drafted to serve in the Vietnam War, he most likely served for around six years before the U.S. withdrawal and later went to work as a plumber, which marked the beginning of the events in Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros.
Anonymous No.531692758
Any mention of Wrinkly in Bananza?
Anonymous No.531692856
>>531657076
noper
Anonymous No.531692928 >>531693361
>>531692645
So, how do you level up outfits
Anonymous No.531692984
>>531692361
shit post
Anonymous No.531693141
>>531657076
shit theroy
Anonymous No.531693246 >>531693758 >>531694247
>>531692613
He got absolutely humiliated. He's lost his mind. The only thing to do now is treat him like someone shitposting outside of /b/ with his extremely low quality posts. He's been spamming and flooding the general and I assume /v/. He also admitted a while back that Odyssey was the first game he ever played when he was 5, so he's underage.
Anonymous No.531693275
I don't think the devs really thought this through it's like they want their pie and to eat it too.
Anonymous No.531693353 >>531693836
Bananza devs said to think about this. Iโ€™m getting the feeling that some of you are actively discouraging speculation and discussion.
Anonymous No.531693361
>>531692928
You upgrade the outfit with fossils.
Anonymous No.531693656
>>531692645
how do you unlock that first one?
Anonymous No.531693740 >>531693821 >>531693914 >>531693992 >>531694001 >>531695214 >>531697367
>In Bananza, pauline is 13
>Bananza takes place before odyssey (pauline starts her music career at the end and is an adult in odyssey), but after DKC (Diddy and Dixie talk about DKC in Bananza)
>DKC takes place after the arcade DK games, this is well known and established outside the game and in-game by cranky
It's literally impossible for arcade pauline and mario to be the same characters, because pauline would have to go from being an adult back to a kid in bananza, and mario would have to not age a single year since the arcade game, even though all the characters around him like the kongs and pauline do
Anonymous No.531693758
>>531693246
No, I was 12 when I played Odyssey.
I am 20 now.
Anonymous No.531693821 >>531693883 >>531694026 >>531694097
>>531693740
Mario isn't in the arcade game, Jumpman is! (his father...)
Anonymous No.531693836 >>531694001
>>531693353
Nobody is against speculation, but the fact of the matter is that LADY is PAULINE and JUMPMAN is MARIO. That's a fact, and Bananza doesn't contradict this.

And that's final.
Anonymous No.531693883
>>531693821
Yea, but retards here won't admit that.
Anonymous No.531693914
>>531693740
Mario is a star child.
Anonymous No.531693992
>>531693740
I wish the Jr theory was real for Bananza. I just can't see DK as Rare DK. It's not like Rare DK was some great character, but imagine if they completely dialled up the bing bing wahooness of Mario up to parody levels.
Anonymous No.531694001
>>531693836
Bananza does contradict that. >>531693740
Anonymous No.531694026 >>531694150 >>531701159
>>531693821
>Mario made his first appearance in 1981, and since then, he's become a worldwide phenomenon. There's probably not a single person who doesn't know Mario. He's that famous.
You're not calling Colonel a liar, are you?
Anonymous No.531694097 >>531694151 >>531694330
>>531693821
Every Mario is the same Mario. Miyamoto has said this multiple times.
Anonymous No.531694150
>>531694026
Colonel is an old man, he only vaguely remembers the Donkey Kong arcade game.
Anonymous No.531694151 >>531694249
>>531694097
Miyamoto has NEVER said that.
Anonymous No.531694183 >>531694430
It's crazy how one game Nintendo did for fun got all of your panties in a twist.
Anonymous No.531694247 >>531694482
>>531693246
>He also admitted a while back that Odyssey was the first game he ever played when he was 5, so he's underage.
Mario odyssey is rated Everyone 10 and up, he wouldn't be able to play it if he was 5.
Anonymous No.531694249 >>531694449 >>531694570
>>531694151
Anonymous No.531694330 >>531694543 >>531694561
>>531694097
This was said in the past, like how it was said that the Koopalings are Bowser's children. But what was canon in the past can be retconned in the present.
Anonymous No.531694364 >>531721641
>>531658903
I just think of her as a younger version of Mayor Pauline. She came up with the idea for her own new song after hearing the tune played by the elders, and she said her grandmother would be happy about it. Then she suggested going to New Donk City to perform.

If she were Pauline III, she probably wouldn't have just gone busking on the street or talked about paving her own path in the standard ending. Also, there's a possibility that she was an orphan adopted by her grandmother. According to Nintendoโ€™s official description, Pauline appears as the mayor of New Donk City and is simply introduced as the singer of โ€œJump Up, Super Star!โ€
Anonymous No.531694397 >>531694789 >>531696356
>>531692361
So DK III is brothers with DK Jr.?
Anonymous No.531694430
>>531694183
The devs said to think about the ages, though.
Anonymous No.531694449 >>531694736
>>531694249
That's fake, there's no game informer interview where he said that.
Anonymous No.531694482
>>531694247
Sadly the Nintendo Age Guard that break into people's houses when the systems detect that someone is playing a game too old for them don't operate in Brazil, where Suzanneschizo lives.
Anonymous No.531694543
>>531694330
It's not even real, it's like the "dkc sucks and is for people who only care about graphics" quote that is made up but got spread around by 1000 retards and became true.
Anonymous No.531694561 >>531694926
>>531694330
That was just to make Bowser Jr. more special and they acknowledge this. Also why are you so stuck on the Koopalings bit, are you Dobson?
Anonymous No.531694570 >>531694692
>>531694249
If he add a grandmother character to Pauline, it could change how we see her. As for Mario, we can just treat his grandfatherโ€™s last name as "Mario."
Anonymous No.531694692
>>531694570
Do we ever see her in the game? If not, then I don't see how it changes how we see her.
Anonymous No.531694736 >>531695063
>>531694449
https://youtu.be/qApEgUxp58k?t=151
Anonymous No.531694789 >>531695214
>>531694397
Yes, if Pauline is to be in her 20s when she gets kidnapped by Rare DK (DK III) after getting kidnapped by Cranky DK.
Anonymous No.531694862
>>531692361
>>531659556
>>531658903
>>531657076
NAHH
Anonymous No.531694926 >>531695147 >>531695434
>>531694561
The Koopalings are the perfect example of Nintendo retconning lore so they can tell the story they want to tell in the moment. If they truly desired they could make Bowser Jr not actually be Bowser's son and just an obsessed fan.
Anonymous No.531694945
Instead of dying down, the shitposting got worse.
Anonymous No.531694980
im enjoying bananza more than odyssey so far
Anonymous No.531695063 >>531695424 >>531696584
>>531694736
He says something else but they cut him off "Issho desu (it's the same), (other guy talks over him and you can't hear what he is saying)"
I am pretty sure he said something like "It's the same, most of the time"
Anonymous No.531695147
>>531694926
The koopalings where only in 2 mainline games beforehand so it was easy. Meanwhile, Jr. has been in god knows how many so its not as easy to bullshit.
Anonymous No.531695203 >>531695338
>>531692379
She's 13.
Anonymous No.531695214 >>531695307 >>531695497
>>531694789
It's a different pauline, check >>531693740
Bananza takes place after DKC which takes place after the arcade
Anonymous No.531695241 >>531695461
>>531692361
This makes sense but it doesn't explain what happened to DK jr
Anonymous No.531695307
>>531695214
Mario is Mario, Pauline is Pauline.
There's only one of each.
Anonymous No.531695338 >>531695569 >>531698083
>>531695203
She's an adult.
Anonymous No.531695415 >>531695478 >>531695496 >>531726097
You know how in some cartoons Mickey is older and sometimes he's younger?
The exact same here, Pauline is now younger.
Hell, Goofy was originally introduced as an old man, but later aged down, nothing weird about that, we just accept that cartoon characters can change.
Anonymous No.531695424 >>531695532
>>531695063
Miyamoto didn't correct Aonuma in the mickey mouse comment so he most likely meant every Mario.
Anonymous No.531695434
>>531694926
Koopalings were called bowser's minions in the EU version so I think them being bowsers kids was never intended. Doesn't explain the koopa kids in mario party though
Anonymous No.531695461
>>531695241
I don't think DK Jr. did anything besides try to save Cranky DK, and tag along with him while he kidnapped Mayor Pauline.
Anonymous No.531695478 >>531695791
>>531695415
Bananza is a prequel.
Anonymous No.531695496 >>531695791
>>531695415
Bananza is a prequel, retard.
Anonymous No.531695497 >>531695668
>>531695214
>Bananza takes place after DKC which takes place after the arcade
That's been retconned into Cranky being a schizo gamer who hallucinated Mario, Yoshi and Link being in DKC2.
Anonymous No.531695532 >>531695709
>>531695424
There are multiple mickey mice so not sure, it would make sense if he did mean Mario was like mickey mouse, who are all mickey mouse but sometimes there are different versions of him, as opposed to it being like Link. Also they cut off that part after that so we don't know if he did or not.
Anonymous No.531695569 >>531701251
>>531695338
In MKW yeah, but now, she's a 13 year old kid.
In her next appearance? Who knows!
Anonymous No.531695668 >>531695882
>>531695497
No it hasn't, fuck off crankyschizo
Anonymous No.531695709 >>531695980
>>531695532
I'm pretty sure Disney considers to be only one Mickey Mouse.
Anonymous No.531695791 >>531696107
>>531695478
>>531695496
Yeah, a prequel to the next game, whatever that is.
Anonymous No.531695882
>>531695668
DKC2 takes place while Mario was probably less than 10 years old yet it has a fully grown Mario. Cranky hallucinated him, Yoshi and Link. It's the only way to fit DKC2 into canon or else it has to be retconned for a new canon friendly DKC2.
Anonymous No.531695967
I hope in the next Mario game Pauline shows up as a kid unexplained.
Anonymous No.531695980 >>531696187
>>531695709
There are lots of mickeys that are considered to be different, like Epic Mickey, Kingdom Hearts Mickey, who are alternate universe mickeys, and then there are also other Mickeys who exist at the same time and place as Mickey, like Count Mickula. Similar story with Donald
Anonymous No.531696107 >>531696218
>>531695791
Yes, the next game, in chronological order, would be Odyssey...hence this game being a prequel!
Anonymous No.531696114 >>531696460
I just think young Pauline is neat, much more interesting than adult Pauline.
Anonymous No.531696187 >>531696248
>>531695980
>who are alternate universe mickeys
Mickey has been shown to have a keyblade outside of the KH universe.
Anonymous No.531696218
>>531696107
No, the next game to be released actually, probably the new 3D Mario they're working on.
Anonymous No.531696248 >>531696429
>>531696187
Kingdom hearts mickey gave it to him.
Anonymous No.531696351 >>531696450 >>531697140
A famous Korean streamer who specializes in Nintendo content has said that Donkey Kong Bananza is not fun.

>"Wow... I never thought I'd hear chat say I'm 'missing something' just because I don't find this fun."

>"So what, am I supposed to force myself to enjoy this game? Thatโ€™s not how it works."

>"Just because itโ€™s a Nintendo game, does that mean it has to be fun? How did we get here?"

>"This whole atmosphere makes me really uncomfortable."

>"I just can't keep playing Donkey Kong Bananaโ€”itโ€™s way too boring."

>"So what?"
Anonymous No.531696356
>>531692361
>>531694397
Actually, this would explain the two DK juniors in Donkey Kong Jr Math
Anonymous No.531696429 >>531696514
>>531696248
No, it's that Kingdom Hearts in the Disney canon is just another production that Mickey was in. This was corroborated by the Chip and Dale movie where you see Sora's hair in the bootlegger lair and it's revealed that Sora was turned into a bootleg cartoon character like all of the other cartoon actors.
Anonymous No.531696450
>>531696351
>>"This whole atmosphere makes me really uncomfortable."
He finds the atmosphere of bananza scary? Wait until he plays DKC2. He'll be having nightmares and wetting the bed.
Anonymous No.531696460 >>531696740 >>531696798 >>531696910 >>531696949 >>531697547
>>531696114
I think she might be the new main version of Pauline going forward.
Just like how Rare DK became the new main version of DK in Donkey Kong Country.
Anonymous No.531696514 >>531696734
>>531696429
>bringing up that abomination like it's some super canon
Okay, step away from the keyboard retard.
These are "actors" because they're cartoon characters, they're not literally actors, that shitty movie was just another interpretation of the human/cartoon society from Roger Rabbit.
Anonymous No.531696584
>>531695063
Unless you know Japanese and can figure out what he was trying to say in the cut-off part, it is more likely that he is just repeating himself.
Anonymous No.531696734 >>531696856
>>531696514
Every Mickey and Friends cartoon/movie is canon.
Anonymous No.531696740 >>531696798
>>531696460
I actually really hope that's the case.
Anonymous No.531696798
>>531696460
>>531696740
You're delusional.
Anonymous No.531696856 >>531697250
>>531696734
There's no canon retard, these are cartoon characters that are put into different settings all the time.
That's how they are "actors", it's a metaphor, some settings portray them as actors, but just like other settings portray them as wizards, or clock cleaners, or kids, these are not real people, they're fictional characters.
Anonymous No.531696910
>>531696460
This is too big of a change to replace adult Pauline. Rare DK was still a big gorilla with brown fur, this Pauline is a child with baggy jeans. Im expecting her to show up as Mario Kart DLC in the future.
Anonymous No.531696942 >>531697084
Anonymous No.531696949 >>531697112 >>531697227
>>531696460
I think it's likelier we just have 2 Paulines from now on.
Anonymous No.531697084 >>531697105 >>531716485 >>531717617
>>531696942
>makes his grand return to a DK game after over a decade
>nobody cares
Huh
Anonymous No.531697105
>>531697084
Everyone was losing their shit when it was leaked
Anonymous No.531697112
>>531696949
I am fine with that.
Anonymous No.531697140
>>531696351
Koreans generally dislike Nintendo itself. If you search for "๋™ํ‚ค์ฝฉ" you'll find a lot of criticism.

https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/lists/?id=chzzk
Anonymous No.531697227
>>531696949
I'm just glad it's not Baby Pauline.
>inb4 they still introduce Baby Pauline
Anonymous No.531697250 >>531697445
>>531696856
>There's no canon retard,
There is, it's that every Disney character is an actor. Did you even see the House of Mouse?
Anonymous No.531697367
>>531693740
Yes, it's possible.
Anonymous No.531697445 >>531697885
>>531697250
That was just one show, that's not how these characters always are, and even other settings where they are actors, are vastly different.
Seriously, retards like you take the whole actors thing too seriously, it's not literal, it's metaphorical, they're cartoons, not real people.
Anonymous No.531697509 >>531698897
I love you /smbg/
We might be a small general, but we're definitely the smartest one
Anonymous No.531697547
>>531696460
I honestly really hope that's the cause cause it'd be extremely funny.
Anonymous No.531697885 >>531698493
>>531697445
It is literal. Every Disney cartoon character is an actor. Does that really matter in the grand scheme? No. Is it canon? Yes.
Anonymous No.531698083
>>531695338
Sex!
Anonymous No.531698493 >>531698923
>>531697885
It's not literal because it can't be, these aren't real people, they're fictional characters, literal actors are Jack Black or Chris Pratt, Mickey and Goofy are metaphorical because they play many different roles depending on the story, sometimes they're even actors.
Anonymous No.531698897
>>531697509
I am infatuated with you, too.
Anonymous No.531698923 >>531700183
>>531698493
In-universe, they're literal actors. Every Mickey is the same Mickey. Whether he's playing a king, a pauper, a cleaner, or an actor it's all the same Mickey.
Anonymous No.531700183
>>531698923
Whatever you wanna think.
Anonymous No.531700642 >>531700917 >>531700942
I can't believe we've sunk so low that we're now discussing Mickey Mouse lore
Anonymous No.531700917
>>531700642
Mickey Mouse has more lore than Mario.
Anonymous No.531700928 >>531702052 >>531702171
>>531556734 (OP)
What's with k rool not recognizing dk? Is dk in bananza donkey kong jr?
Anonymous No.531700942
>>531700642
Anonymous No.531701159
>>531694026
Colonel is just telling us the information THEY are giving him...Even he doesn't have access to the full files.
Anonymous No.531701251 >>531703639
>>531695569
sexy 13 year old kid...
Anonymous No.531701403
>fractones will kill themselves for 100 gold
VGH, WARRIORS OF CAPITALISM, I SALUTE THEE
Anonymous No.531702052
>>531700928
Is this true? What if Diddy and Dixie are talking about different adventures?
Anonymous No.531702171 >>531703674
>>531700928
He does though.
>So you're the one who sealed me here.
He doesn't even ask who you are, he just knows, K. Rool is now a mission focused big shot, no longer a boasting loser.
Anonymous No.531703431
Forged in the heart of the cosmos, born as Star Children beneath the gaze of ancient galaxies, Mario and Bowser, destiny-bound rivals. Across worlds and ages, these two have clashed with fire and fury, battling through land and sky, from the depths of Earth to the farthest stars, their war echoes through eternity.
Anonymous No.531703639 >>531705718
>>531701251
I don't think Nintendo would appreciate you saying that.
Anonymous No.531703674 >>531703879
>>531702171
Nintendo doesn't understand K Rool. Maybe they shouldn't have brought him back only to ruin him
Anonymous No.531703879 >>531704431
>>531703674
>Maybe they shouldn't have brought him back only to ruin him
Ah yes his best appearance since DKC1 is him being "ruined."
You don't understand the character you're shilling.
Anonymous No.531703889
I thought Void Kong was pretty fun and wouldn't have minded him being the final boss.
Anonymous No.531704278
I'm stuck in the freezer layer where it tells me to find the elder. I go to the exclamation mark where all the stuff is coated in that void shit. idk if I just forgot about an ability or the game is just bad at directions but idk wtf to do
Anonymous No.531704431 >>531704520
>>531703879
They made him into Bowser. He lost his soul.
Anonymous No.531704520
>>531704431
>They made him into Bowser
What the fuck are you on about? He's nothing like Bowser.
Anonymous No.531704612 >>531704749 >>531704761 >>531705037
Is it as platformy as odyssey or is it mostly destroying and climbing the the environment?
Anonymous No.531704749
>>531704612
I'd say it's a good in-between. Destroying shit can either be your main way of moving around and done constantly or only be relegated to combat and some traversal/secret uncovering. Of course DK doesn't have all the Mario and Cappy tools because he's a big fuck off monkey.
Anonymous No.531704761
>>531704612
A little bit of everything, heh. https://bsky.app/profile/jdh96.bsky.social/post/3lu7yljs33s2a
Anonymous No.531704974 >>531705191 >>531705258 >>531706026 >>531706169 >>531706481 >>531736589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk7EhC-s5vI

BROS TOUR IS ALIVE
Anonymous No.531705037 >>531705417 >>531705425
>>531704612
I've played up to 100%ing the first full world, and it's really just climbing and destroying so far.
Anonymous No.531705191
>>531704974
So? Tour is a terrible game and you're a terrible person for liking it.
Anonymous No.531705258
>>531704974
TourGODS...we are so back
Anonymous No.531705417
>>531705037
Canyon layer is when it comes into its own imo
Anonymous No.531705425 >>531705703 >>531706757
>>531705037
I might skip if that's case for most of the game. Hopefully it's only the first area that's like that to get the player used to the mechanics.
Anonymous No.531705426 >>531705809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzEEkLctk8s

Who was in the wrong here?

>Mario Odyssey was better
Anonymous No.531705703
>>531705425
It is
Anonymous No.531705718
>>531703639
they're not gonna like the mods i'm making, either...
Anonymous No.531705809 >>531706038
>>531705426
I don't hold the opinions of washed up gachafags in any regard whatsoever.
Anonymous No.531706026
>>531704974
>Mechanic outfits
>The tiny titan
This is barely Mario kart world related
Anonymous No.531706038 >>531706121
>>531705809
>gacha
what
Anonymous No.531706121 >>531706353
>>531706038
Spending upwards of 100k on a WWE gacha game makes you a gachafag yes.
Anonymous No.531706169
>>531704974
Why is this happening during the Sunshine Tour instead of Mario vs Luigi Tour? The new alts are Mario and Luigi and World released during or right before Mario vs Luigi, feels weird to wait until now, but Super Mario Run also just got an event for World
Anonymous No.531706287
>there's an entire choice of worlds at sublayer 400
Damn, bold.
Anonymous No.531706353 >>531706406
>>531706121
oh that, yeah I don't think WWE puzzle games are what comes to peoples' minds when you say the phrase gacha
Anonymous No.531706406
>>531706353
>are what comes to peoples' minds when you say the phrase gacha
Gacha is a monetization method. Game genre doesn't matter. Puzzles And Dragons comes to mind.
Anonymous No.531706481 >>531706729
>>531704974
why not add this stuff to world instead?
Anonymous No.531706729 >>531707061
>>531706481
The mechanic alts and the Tiny Titan are already in World, right? Itโ€™s just the three Tiny Titan recolors that are technically new, and recolors are pretty low effort stuff to develop
Anonymous No.531706757 >>531710167
>>531705425
Are you even reading the replies?
Anonymous No.531707061 >>531707308
>>531706729
only baby daisy has the sailor outfit, i think the baby characters should be killed off and all their outfits given to their adult characters, we really don't need them anymore now we have regular enemy characters like goomba and peepa to fill out the lightweight slots. Toadette also doesn't have her own sailor outfit.
We also don't have alternative skins for karts, I think that would be a cool update, kart customization that lets you change the colour of your kart. It annoys me in-game that lakitu's karts are blue which doesn't match his shell or outfits which are green, I would really like to be able to change his karts to be green.
Anonymous No.531707308 >>531707776
>>531707061
The baby characters do have a purpose in being lightweight โ€œmain rosterโ€ characters with costumes, without them in the roster thereโ€™d be nobody in the lightest two weight classes with costumes as everybody else in those classes are NPC drivers
Anonymous No.531707776 >>531708314
>>531707308
that's why they should kill them and give their costumes away to the adult versions of them and the npc characters. I'd rather play as Explorer Goomba than Explorer Baby Rosalina
Anonymous No.531708314
>>531707776
Fair, but unfortunately the alt variety in both Tour and World shows that they prioritize giving the human characters content, the real surprise is the babies getting so many alts in World when back in Tour Babies Mario and Peach had only 1 alt each and Babies Luigi and Daisy had none at all
Anonymous No.531708919
>>531692361
Shut up retard.
Anonymous No.531710032 >>531710189
With Mario Run and MK Tour only getting their MK World release tie-in events now over one month after MK World and weirdly right after Bananza released, is there any chance some kind of update for MK World happens to justify this odd timing?
Anonymous No.531710167 >>531722162
>>531706757
it seems 50/50 also
>bluesky
the flow of those videos aren't great.
Anonymous No.531710189 >>531710827 >>531722321
>>531710032
Maybe we will get the Bananza update people have been speculating about soon
Anonymous No.531710827
>>531710189
Oh a correction, Mario Run got a Bananza event, not a World event; itโ€™s just that both Runโ€™s Bananza event and Tourโ€™s World event got announced around the same time
Anonymous No.531712993 >>531714649
seriously why doesn't pauline wear any shoes
Anonymous No.531714649
>>531712993
DK doesn't wear any shoes either, she's following his example.
Anonymous No.531716485
>>531697084
wrong it is why i am buying the game
Anonymous No.531717020 >>531718051
One thing that's pretty funny in hindsight is how prior to the leaks, certain folks dismissed the Crockoids as being potentially Kremlings in disguise simply because their names' didn't start with "K" in the typical Kremling tradition.

Now obviously on the surface level they didn't do that to not completely give away the twist right off the bat, but it's funny how this was never actually a factor for the Japanese version where Crockoids are called ใ‚ฏใƒญใ‚ณใ‚คใƒ‰ (Kurokoido)...which means they actually do have the traditional Kremling name setup there as most Kremling characters Japanese names begin with "ใ‚ฏ" as the letters "C" and "K" are typically represented with the K sound there, for example K. Rool's name is ใ‚ฏใƒซใƒผใƒซ (Kurลซru) and Kritter's name is ใ‚ฏใƒชใƒƒใ‚ฟใƒผ (Kurittฤ).
Anonymous No.531717617
>>531697084
seethe Tanabe we won your shitty villains are forgotten and vaulted
Anonymous No.531718051 >>531722518
>>531717020
there are also kremlings that dont follow the k naming scheme like bazuka, congazuma, draglinger, skidda, etc
Anonymous No.531721641
>>531694364
me too
Anonymous No.531722162
>>531710167
It isn't.
Anonymous No.531722321
>>531710189
We won't on the basis that's pure patternfaggotry.
Anonymous No.531722518 >>531724480
>>531718051
Swoopy, Nid, Minkey, Gnawty, Zinger, Buzz, Parry, etc.
Anonymous No.531724191
>all this time pauline had singing powers
why tf didn't she use them to help mario in odyssey
Anonymous No.531724480 >>531729957
>>531722518
those ones are just regular animals not kremlings
Anonymous No.531725183 >>531730128
What does Pauline think of K.rool?
Anonymous No.531725803
>>531688817
Bowser's brother from Lost Levels
Anonymous No.531726097
>>531695415
>You know how in some cartoons Mickey is older and sometimes he's younger?
No? They've only ever done Kid Mickey in Italian comic books.
Anonymous No.531729957
>>531724480
Well, they're part of the Kremling Krew, apparently, like how the Koopa Troop (or, ugh, "Bowser's Minions") aren't all Koopa Troopas.
Anonymous No.531730128 >>531730639 >>531732420
>>531725183
Pauline was initially traumatised by K Rool but when she got older that trauma manifested itself as lust for crocs. K Rool has a street in New Donk as that's where he deflowered Pauline on her 18th birthday.
Anonymous No.531730639 >>531732420
>>531730128
does this mean she had sex with diddy, dixie, tiny, cranky, squawks, expresso, candy, rattley and rambi since they all have locations named after them in the city?
Anonymous No.531732420
>>531730128
>>531730639
>Pauline got groomed
Degenerate shit theory.
Anonymous No.531736160
Anonymous No.531736458 >>531736619
I was just watching a bananza review and is that a fucking pachinko level https://youtu.be/OjAi8kt_8z8?t=710
Anonymous No.531736589
>>531704974
Just add Koopa Paratroopa, ROB, and Honey Queen to Tour already so they can claim to have everyone at the time of launch.
Anonymous No.531736619
>>531736458
Whoops, meant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjAi8kt_8z8&t=705s
Anonymous No.531737173 >>531737343
So now that the game is out, how exactly does Journey to the West inspire Bananza?
Anonymous No.531737343 >>531739172
>>531737173
It's about a monkey.... going on a journey.
Anonymous No.531739147
>IT'S NOT A PREQUAL
it's literally a prequal to odyssey like people said it would be
Anonymous No.531739172
>>531737343
Going east.
Anonymous No.531739928 >>531740148 >>531740362 >>531741138 >>531743540 >>531750893 >>531761728
>Cranky is still implied to be the Arcade DK
>Pauline implied to be the granddaughter of Lady/Arcade Pauline

Jury is still out on Jumpman/Mario
Anonymous No.531740148
>>531739928
Is this once again implying that Lady and Pauline are two separate characters, or the opposite since Pauline can wear Ladyโ€™s outfit?
Anonymous No.531740362
>>531739928
Would've been cool if they had descriptions like Odyssey
Seeing young Pauline with a fuckton of makeup and the hairdo of Lady is weird
Anonymous No.531740520 >>531746258 >>531785289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK5qMY1Y6kE
What's your favorite version of Donkey Kong /smbg/?
Anonymous No.531740579
https://poal.me/xcuy43
Anonymous No.531741138
>>531739928
Doesn't the outfits imply the opposite for Pauline?
Anonymous No.531743540
>>531739928
Really curious about how they named Ladyโ€™s Dress in other languages. Unfortunately havenโ€™t been able to find any info about it.
Anonymous No.531745745
Does David Wise even appear in the credits for Bananza? It has at least five rearrangements of his songs, probably more
Anonymous No.531746258
>>531740520
Man, that's a lot of versions. DK arcade got around back then.
Anonymous No.531746721
Gangplank Galleon is still kino.
Anonymous No.531747052 >>531747237
so, thanks to the new lore, shouldn't DK now just be fucking old in the modern games
Anonymous No.531747237
>>531747052
No, because DK has now been retconned to have been like 9 years old during DKC.
Anonymous No.531747349
Has anyone been able to get the music from the Bananza K. Rool boss fights?
Anonymous No.531748165 >>531748545
>Master of the Secret Stone, Demon King Ganondorf
>K. Rool, King of Rot
What's next, Prime 4 having
>Ridley, Metroid Abomination
Anonymous No.531748538 >>531748684 >>531748963 >>531749154 >>531749482
Look, I just want to know if these mysteries are solved.
>Diddy is DK's ???
>Kaptain K. Rool and Baron K. Roolenstein are King K. Rool's ???
Anonymous No.531748545
>>531748165
Considering the actual parasitic control properties Metroids appear to have in Prime 4, yes. Absolutely going in that direction.
Anonymous No.531748684
>>531748538
>Diddy is DK's ???
Nephew
>Kaptain K. Rool and Baron K. Roolenstein are King K. Rool's ???
Schizophrenia
Anonymous No.531748963
>>531748538
>Diddy is DK's
"little buddy."
>Kaptain K. Rool and Baron K. Roolenstein are King K. Rool's
(unanswered, probably 'disguises' but Nintendo of Japan's sterring this ship nowand they have the final say.)
Anonymous No.531749154 >>531749513
>>531748538
Didn't Smash basically confirm all those are his alter egos?
Same for Bananza where he used the Roolenstein propeller pack
Anonymous No.531749482
>>531748538
>Diddy is DK's
friend.
>Kaptain K. Rool and Baron K. Roolenstein are King K. Rool's
brothers.
>but Rare-
Sorry chuds but DK is nihongo again, also Tiny is no longer Dixie's sister disregard the gaijin.
Anonymous No.531749513 >>531756949
>>531749154
>Didn't Smash
not canon
>Same for Bananza where he used the Roolenstein propeller pack
That is Interesting.
Anonymous No.531749585
Someone pointed out that Tsuguo Mogami, K Roolโ€™s VA in Bananza, is credited as a VA in MK World too but his role isnโ€™t known
โ€ฆHe is however also credited in Peach Showtime, so it could just be for a random NPC voice
Anonymous No.531750893
>>531739928
>>Pauline implied to be the granddaughter of Lady/Arcade Pauline
It's not implied. It is literally outright confirmed.
Like it or not, Mario is quite literally a pedophile for dating a girl who's way younger than him.
Anonymous No.531751704
Just got my Switch 2. Where do you guys find a shared family plan to buy into?
Anonymous No.531752415
Making Cranky into current DK's grandfather was always so weird at the time, it was only a little over a decade after the arcade game. Maybe they were making a commentary then about the rapid progression of technology, but doing the grandparent stuff -NOW- makes a lot more sense.
Anonymous No.531756840 >>531757385
Anonymous No.531756949 >>531757260
>>531749513
Well the only times Smash gives characters non canon moves, the game itself and even Sakurai mentions it. The trophies for Ness and Lucas both mention that they can't use PK Fire or Thunder and that their friends probably taught them, same for Robin using an ability they can't use in Awakening. Sakurai said it was for fun.
But with K. Rool? Nothing was mentioned at all. He has the Blunderbuss (which he also uses in Bananza) and the Propellerpack.
Anonymous No.531757260 >>531757740
>>531756949
>trophies
And the last Smash game certainly had them around to explain all the lore, didn't it?
Anonymous No.531757385 >>531758280 >>531782998
>>531756840
>No longer has a framed photo of Candy
Lame
Anonymous No.531757740 >>531759768
>>531757260
Ultimate has no newcomers that "borrow" moves from other characters in their games.
Anonymous No.531758280 >>531758701 >>531760125
>>531757385
Candy got mentioned so her redesign is imminent to match DK's design she's gonna be Mama Kong in maternity wear for Modern DK Jr.
Anonymous No.531758701
>>531758280
Oh shit, it's Mrs. Pac-Man all over again
Anonymous No.531759768 >>531773647
>>531757740
Simon and Richter borrow moves from each other.
Anonymous No.531760125 >>531760694
>>531758280
She's going to die in childbirth to parallel Wrinkly Kong's death.
Anonymous No.531760461
>>531597793
According to K Rool, yes
Anonymous No.531760694
>>531760125
Wrinkly Kong died of old age.
Anonymous No.531761152 >>531761335 >>531761486 >>531762059 >>531762245 >>531762512
Why has no one posted the 8-bit DK fossil which literally implies heavily cranky is arcade DK
Anonymous No.531761284
Is there a 16-bit DK fossil to go with that 8-bit DK fossil?
Anonymous No.531761335
>>531761152
Because only retards think cranky isn't arcade dk
Anonymous No.531761486
>>531761152
If it's the fossilised remanins of arcade DK, how can it be Cranky? Checkmate.
Anonymous No.531761728 >>531761853
>>531739928
And here's Nintendo laughing at you for taking references literally.
>>531681005
Anonymous No.531761853
>>531761728
IS THAT A NIPPLE?!
Anonymous No.531762059 >>531762436 >>531762924
>>531761152
It's definitive proof that Cranky is DK Jr you mean. If DK from the arcade is fossilised that means that he can't be Cranky. So the Missing Link of Jr between arcade DK and Rare DK is now solved. It's Cranky. And that also fits in with the plumber in overalls comment.
I guess Nintendo has finally fixed the lore.
Anonymous No.531762245 >>531763304
>>531761152
How can a fossilized "Kong in his prime" be Cranky if:
A) Cranky didn't die young and
B) Cranky is still alive

If you wanna take it literally, than "8-bit DK" is both Cranky and DK's ancestor. But really it's a jab at the arcade games being ancient, y'know like the meta original joke with Cranky.
Anonymous No.531762428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rHUmfXkMi4
Worio.
Anonymous No.531762436
>>531762059
That makes sense actually.
Anonymous No.531762512
>>531681005
>>531761152
I figured out who the "certain Kong" is.
Anonymous No.531762598
My Donkey Kong just arrived bros...
Anonymous No.531762924
>>531762059
>Cranky was wearing his "Jr vest" back in DKC
OH SHIT
Anonymous No.531763304 >>531763887
>>531762245
I don't think it's actually a corpse rather just a picture of him. The description says "a certain Kong in the prime of his youth" which would implies this Kong got older so unless his corpse de-aged then it's not actually a corpse.
Anonymous No.531763503 >>531763646 >>531763673 >>531763813
So is this version of Pauline just a young version of Pauline from Odyssey?
Anonymous No.531763646
>>531763503
maybe
maybe not
Anonymous No.531763673
>>531763503
Most likely yes as they are way too similar and this game basically is how she became a singer like we see in oddsey.
Anonymous No.531763813
>>531763503
yes this takes place a decade in the past relative to the modern mario games and is a sequel to the DKC games
Anonymous No.531763887 >>531764506
>>531763304
You can say that someone is in the prime of their youth right now without them having grown out of it.
Anonymous No.531764243 >>531764820
It's weird, this game is a huge step down from Odyssey
Anonymous No.531764506 >>531765034
>>531763887
Sure if you want to be restarted and think "certain" Kong" is referring to a some unnamed Kong. It's clear as day referring to cranky yet your trying to skirt around it for some reason. I think you're too focused on the fossil part when the fossils don't even make sense as there are robot fossils and fossils of characters appeared not that long ago.
Anonymous No.531764682 >>531768361
Anonymous No.531764820
>>531764243
great, we now have our own zelda cycle.
Anonymous No.531764967 >>531765198 >>531765212 >>531765439 >>531765526
Wait a minute, there's a really simple explanation for this.
Every Mario is the same Mario, right? Therefore, every Luigi is the same Luigi, yeah? So every Princess Peach is the same Princess Peach, every Bowser is the same Bowser, every Donkey Kong is the same Donkey Kong, every Pauline is the same Pauline!
I've done it! I've cracked the code!
Anonymous No.531765034 >>531765358
>>531764506
>is referring to a some unnamed Kong
It's referring to the arcade DK. Notice it says descendants. He passed it down to Cranky and Rare DK.
Anonymous No.531765180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjJwVkWWcck
IT'S UP
Anonymous No.531765198 >>531768560 >>531768780
>>531764967
Lady and Pauline are different characters as based on the outfits in the game
Anonymous No.531765212
>>531764967
HOLY FUARK
Anonymous No.531765358 >>531765753
>>531765034
>arcade DK
Which is a new character since arcade DK has always been either DK or cranky.
Anonymous No.531765439
>>531764967
This is my new headcanon.
Anonymous No.531765526 >>531765908
>>531764967
That's so silly anon. What's next, you gonna say they're like actors taking on different roles depending on the game? As if!
Anonymous No.531765675
What if the events of the arcade game occured in similar fashion twice first cranky and then DK. There now everybody is happy
Anonymous No.531765753
>>531765358
>Which is a new character
The arcade DK existed before Cranky tried to claim he was his father. It's just Nintendo giving us the best of both worlds. They get their arcade DK back, and Cranky was actually Donkey Kong Jr.
Anonymous No.531765908 >>531766258 >>531767137
>>531765526
>they're like actors taking on different roles
Stupid theory from people who take miyamotos quote too literally and forget he said "like" before it. He uses them like actors not that they are actually actors except in some games.
Anonymous No.531766258 >>531766629
>>531765908
Mickey has a lot of different roles but it's all the same mouse. He can be a regular guy, or he can be a fairytale character and yet both of them are the same person.
Anonymous No.531766314 >>531767136
Timeline...
>arcade dk duology (well trilogy but shh) starring arcade dk & arcade dk jr, also arcade mario & arcade pauline
>arcade dk jr has a son but dies(?) so arcade dk gives the name to the new dk in honor of the lineage, becomes new dk's father figure; this dk is also baby dk
>yoshi's island, yoshi's story, yoshi's new island, and yoshi's island ds take place around this time
>rare's dkc trilogy, dk64, possibly jungle beat & donkey konga, paon's dk duology, dkcr & dkctf happen, starring teen new dk
>bananza is here, pauline is introduced as teen
>gbdk happens when this new pauline as an adult and baby mario grown up, then smb and the rest of the mario series happen; new dk had a new dk jr with candy, unknown if cranky & candy are still alive
questions:
>is mario bros. (arcade) within the arcade generation of characters, or is smb still its sequel? if the former, did arcade luigi ever score?
>where are adult diddy & dixie?
>did arcade mario & arcade pauline get together? if so, does that retcon new mario & new pauline as cousins?
Anonymous No.531766629 >>531767306 >>531767825
>>531766258
Once again Mario is not a actor unless your retarded and think games like Mario Galaxy is a in universe movie/stage play. It's simply that he's a multifaceted person who likes to do a variety of activities outside of thwarting Bowser's plans.
Anonymous No.531767136
>>531766314
More like
>Arcade DK has DK Jr and the events of the arcade games happen
>Arcade DK falls in a hole somewhere and gets fossilised
>DK Jr is orphaned and grows into Cranky Kong
>Cranky Kong meets Wrinkly Kong and they have baby DK.
>Baby DK grows up into our DK and the events of DKC + 64 happen
>Bananza then happens
>Pauline eventually grows up and the events of the main Mario series happens
>She occasionally gets kidnapped by DK because of the minis business.
Anonymous No.531767137 >>531767760
>>531765908
>So, to a certain degree, I look at our characters in a similar way and feel that they can take on different roles in different games. It's more like they're one big family, or maybe a troupe of actors.
It's funny how folks that denounce Miyamoto's lore forget that the "actors" bit comes from him explaining how the characters perform their different roles. The Mario cast are basically Wreck it Ralph in how they operate.
Anonymous No.531767306
>>531766629
>Once again Mario is not a actor
And the French Peasant Musketeer Mickey isn't an actor, but he's being played by one.
Anonymous No.531767382
cappybros....
Anonymous No.531767760 >>531768262
>>531767137
>It's more like
>like
They aren't troupe of actors and it's imply that the come up with game and put Mario characters in it not that the Mario characters are group of actors in universe. Basically he's describing how he uses them like you said but Mario isn't an actual actor so it shouldn't be used in the discussion of the story in any game. It's merely a designer explaining his thoughts process
Anonymous No.531767825 >>531768216 >>531779554
>>531766629
>Thank you so much for-a playing my game!
>Cast does a roll call/group photo to celebrate
Sure, they're totally not performing each game like actors. Totally.
Anonymous No.531768190 >>531768308
theres assist mode in dkb but what about hard mode? do you unlock it after you beat the game? I wish nintendo would just add a hard mode at the start
Anonymous No.531768216 >>531768776 >>531769376
>>531767825
This is Mario kart in which they are racing karts and this could simply be them doing a big group photo like you do after having a big event.
Anonymous No.531768262 >>531768438
>>531767760
>Mario is putting on a performance... like an actor
>Somehow that means he's not acting
Ok.
Anonymous No.531768308 >>531768821
>>531768190
no but the levels get harder
Anonymous No.531768361
>>531764682
Adorable.
Anonymous No.531768438
>>531768262
It's not performance and no where did I say he's putting on one.
Anonymous No.531768473 >>531768609 >>531769138
Insane how people are questioning about the lore in Bananza when Galaxy flat-out tells you that not everything will be the same when the universe got reset.
Anonymous No.531768560
>>531765198
That doesn't imply that at all, it just says "Lady's dress", which is exactly what that is.
Anonymous No.531768609 >>531769315
>>531768473
The universe didn't get reset, Mario and everyone else act the exact same way and they remember what happened.
Anonymous No.531768776 >>531769230 >>531779554
>>531768216
>Thank you so much for-a playing my game!
Anonymous No.531768780
>>531765198
Only if you want to interpret it that way.
Anonymous No.531768821
>>531768308
they should add a luigi mode like galaxy but instead you play as diddy
Anonymous No.531769032 >>531769481
Canโ€™t wait until Jr makes an appearance in the next DK, btfoโ€™ing every Cranky schizo there is. And throw in Stanley as a enemy while we are at it, for gassing the entire population of animals as a message against environmental pollution.

Also Wart for a new Mario (or Luigi game). Because why not.
Anonymous No.531769138
>>531768473
The Mario mandate killed all the momentum, imagine if we had gotten a Mario game where he explores the new universe, it could have been a great story to show the consequences of the universal reset
Anonymous No.531769230 >>531769475 >>531770141
>>531768776
Yep a big group photo to celebrate Mario's adventures and all the people he helped during the course of the game. It's clear that the thanks for playing my game isn't diegetic.
Anonymous No.531769315 >>531769432
>>531768609
>The universe didn't get reset
It literally did since everything got sucked into the blackhole and Rosalina tells you that not everything will be the same when the reset happens.
>Mario and everyone else act the exact same way and they remember what happened.
Only Mario and Rosalina knew what happened, as nobody else remembers Galaxy 1 events when Galaxy 2 and 3D World came around.
Anonymous No.531769376 >>531769475 >>531779554
>>531768216
>Thank you so much for-a playing my game!
Anonymous No.531769432
>>531769315
Galaxy 2 happens in a book, it's not real.
Anonymous No.531769475
>>531769376
>>531769230
Anonymous No.531769481 >>531779173 >>531779503
>>531769032
Jr. was originally going to appear like this as DK's dad in DKC. DK looking for his dad would be a kino plot for the next DK game
Anonymous No.531769602
>>531590753
I hope they add the cooler Pauline to Mario Kart World.
Anonymous No.531769876 >>531770049
imagine new pauline in diddy or dixie's outfit, that'd go so hard
Anonymous No.531770049
>>531769876
Mario got a Diddy outfit in oddsey but it would be cool if Pauline got a Dixie outfit.
Anonymous No.531770141 >>531770493 >>531770594 >>531771195
>>531769230
Wow, didn't realize the broodals and Bowser helped Mario in Odyssey. Also:
>Thank you so much for-a playing my game!
Anonymous No.531770201 >>531770360
*sip*
Anonymous No.531770360 >>531770663
>>531770201
Dark Fact: the poisonous giant green bubbles in SMW are actually just really fucked up giant boo sprites
Anonymous No.531770493 >>531770912
>>531770141
I guess you didn't play the game because they're in the pic due to Mario and Bowser having bonded after peach rejected them both.
Anonymous No.531770594 >>531771195
>>531770141
The Broodals aren't even in that picture, retard.
Anonymous No.531770663
>>531770360
Correct. This explains why in Mario /v/orld, the bubbles have hair on them.
Anonymous No.531770912 >>531771093 >>531771498
>>531770493
>they're in the pic due to Mario and Bowser having bonded after peach rejected them both.
Schizophrenic headcanon?
Anonymous No.531771093
>>531770912
Oh wait you're the guy that constantly spregs out about Mario not having an "ending" because of the ending of Odyssey right
Anonymous No.531771181 >>531771379 >>531771414 >>531771917 >>531773647
>DK universe and Mario universe are one in the same
>Diddy Kong Racing features Banjo and Conker
>Therefore, Banjo-Kazooie and Conker's Bad Fur Day are part of the Mario universe
>Also, Tricky appears in DKR and later in Dinosaur Planet, which became Star Fox Adventures
>Star Fox is in the same universe as Mario too
Wait, it's all Mario?
Anonymous No.531771195
>>531770141
>>531770594
still they are probably friends outside of the game since bowser hired them (or at least they don't hate eachother outside of the game) and bowser is friends with mario outside the main series (they might not like the broodals that much since they didnt get invited to any spin offs after odyssey)
Anonymous No.531771379 >>531771462 >>531771932 >>531772173
>>531771181
>Diddy Kong Racing features Banjo and Conker
The remake got rid of them, they've been taken out of the Marioverse because of the Rare buyout.
Anonymous No.531771414
>>531771181
Always has been
Anonymous No.531771462
>>531771379
Damn, you've got a point.
Anonymous No.531771498 >>531773548
>>531770912
Shitty pic but you get the point.
Anonymous No.531771917
>>531771181
Mario & Sonic exists, therefore the Sonic universe and Mario universe are the same too /s
Anonymous No.531771932 >>531772042
>>531771379
everyone knows that they still belong to nintendo in spirit. microsoft only bought rare because they thought they'd get donkey kong and when they realized they'd wasted their money they threw a pissy fit and destroyed all rares ips and then never touched them again.
Anonymous No.531772042 >>531772493
>>531771932
In spirit is not the same as reality, they're Microsoft property now.
Anonymous No.531772173
>>531771379
Bumper still canonically went to jail for having his cock out
/s
Anonymous No.531772493
>>531772042
actually God's laws take priority over human fake law so its the opposite.
Anonymous No.531773002
are the monkey type miners at the start of bananza kongs or the same species as the mario galaxy chimps or something else?
Anonymous No.531773057
if i buy a used switch 2, would it still have mario kart if it was a bundle model?
Anonymous No.531773386 >>531773614
is there a way to put pauline back inside the rock?
Anonymous No.531773440 >>531773514
So what makes a someone a Kong vs a generic monkey?!
Anonymous No.531773514
>>531773440
according to bananza, kongs have the strength of atleast two monkeys.
Anonymous No.531773548 >>531773586
>>531771498
Then Mario uses Bowser as a trampoline and leaves him stranded on the moon.
Anonymous No.531773586
>>531773548
Mario's a dick
Anonymous No.531773614
>>531773386
That would be a great new game + unlock if you could keep Pauline in the rock the whole game.
Anonymous No.531773647
>>531771181
Until the Microsoft vortex inhaled everyone that wasn't owned by Nintendo
>>531759768
I'm 100% sure that happened because Hackurai only wanted Richter, but was told Simon was more popular worldwide
Anonymous No.531774819 >>531775081
why do voidco work with the undead kremlings if the kremlings dont give a fuck about them?
Anonymous No.531775081 >>531778392
>>531774819
they don't work with the undead kremlings stupid, you can literally see them being reanimated with the banandium.
he's using banandium necromancy on them.
Anonymous No.531775626 >>531775878 >>531776525
BROS
Anonymous No.531775878
>>531775626
>DLC for an $80 game
fucking hell nintendo
Anonymous No.531776321
Has anyone made Pauline porn in DK Artist yet?
Anonymous No.531776525
>>531775626
Doesn't really confirm anything. Credits for DLC content wouldn't be added until the DLC comes out.
Anonymous No.531778181
>>531557304
frfr
Anonymous No.531778360 >>531779378
>>531558210
Why is Miyamoto the imaginary Mario Lore keeper?
Anonymous No.531778392 >>531791184
>>531775081
>they licherally dont work with them
>they do work with them
make up your mind
Anonymous No.531778559 >>531779126
>>531616546
>>531633721
>>531651575

None of this shit matters, holy christ, why are you retards acting like games made 40 years apart by 500 different people have to share the same narrative? This is fucking Marvel Brain Poisoning. FUCK YOU
Anonymous No.531779126 >>531779326
>>531778559
IIt's natural for the human mind to want to piece things together. We love a good puzzle to solve.
Anonymous No.531779173
>>531769481
>Jr. was originally going to appear like this as DK's dad in DKC
Never confirmed. Quit taking fan theories as gospel.
Anonymous No.531779326 >>531779504
>>531779126
This isn't putting a puzzle together. A puzzle was made with intent, There's an image on the box because you're supposed to put it together. This is putting square blocks in round holes and wondering why it doesn't fit.
Anonymous No.531779378 >>531779674
>>531778360
>Why is Miyamoto the imaginary Mario Lore keeper?
Because he created Mario and DK.
Anonymous No.531779503
>>531769481
That's a fucking retarded lie. No, this was just an asset someone whipped up while making Donkey Kong Land because they were just brainstorming ideas and it was easier to make this on the SGI machine than sketching things out and figuring out you couldn't model it because it sucks. This guy was just gonna be an NPC in DKL and was never implimented in any way because he didn't fit the needs of hte game
Anonymous No.531779504 >>531779674 >>531779875
>>531779326
Not all mysteries are made with intent.
Anonymous No.531779554
>>531767825
>>531768776
>>531769376
This isn't a very compelling argument, actorschizo.
Anonymous No.531779674 >>531779960
>>531779378
That's retarded. He's not writing a book called Super Mario and Donkey Kong. Are you stupid?

>>531779504
There isn't an answer, there isn't intent. This is like asking what the meaning of life is when there isn't one and never was.
Anonymous No.531779875
>>531779504
This one was however, we know from the interviews that they wanted us to figure it out
Anonymous No.531779960 >>531780575
>>531779674
>He's not writing a book called Super Mario and Donkey Kong. Are you stupid?
Are you? Dude created them and Japs value seniority above all else. His shit stay the way it is even if he's gone. All out of respect.
Anonymous No.531780575
>>531779960
That's fucking retarded. He doesn't get veto power on what's in a story in a game he didn't make because he drew the sprites for the Radarscope conversion
Anonymous No.531782083 >>531783498 >>531786743 >>531787495 >>531790209 >>531790864
I think in Luigi's Mansion 4 they should give Elvin Gadd his original evil ghost arch enemy.


Give him some justification as to why he's such unconsiderate towards ghost when Luigi first meets Tim in the first Luigi's Mansion game treating that goes unfairly regardless of what they were doing beforehandAnd me the very not King Boo but someone he dealt with beforehand like early enough in his career that it dictated how he treated go stop the woods until like Luigi and In the fourth Mansion have him come back and even Luigi can tell there's something different about Elvin Gadd now.
Anonymous No.531782998
>>531757385
She died like Wrinkly.
Anonymous No.531783498
>>531782083
See
>>>/v/715836058
Anonymous No.531785289
>>531740520
Original arcade, n64
Anonymous No.531786743
>>531782083
He needs a mad scientist rival(which is a ghost that died doing some dumb experiment).
Anonymous No.531787495
>>531782083
How about giving him a tragic past? Have it so that the evil ghost killed his family, and now he's on a revenge quest against all ghosts
Anonymous No.531790209 >>531790864
>>531782083
Anonymous No.531790406
It's fun so far
Anonymous No.531790503 >>531790801 >>531790864
New thread when?
Anonymous No.531790801 >>531790864 >>531792294
>>531790503
I'm so sorry but...This is the last /smbg/ thread.
Anonymous No.531790864 >>531792742
>>531790503
>>531790801
Make it about him
See
>>531790209
>>531782083
Anonymous No.531791184 >>531791492
>>531778392
anon do you know how necromancy usually works in fiction? the undead minions are mindless drones, they don't "work" for them, they're essentially just robots programmed to attack DK.
Anonymous No.531791492 >>531792404
>>531791184
the undead kremlings in dkc2 work for k rool, this isnt dnd this is donkey kong.
Anonymous No.531792294
>>531790801
:(
Anonymous No.531792404
>>531791492
these undead kremlings are covered in banandium from void's banandium phone
Anonymous No.531792742
don't >>531790864 , as punishment for copy pasting stuff to /v/ (to no avail btw)
Anonymous No.531793487
keep on the bananza threads
Anonymous No.531794805
New Plumber bananza.
>>531794674
Anonymous No.531794981 >>531796148
Luigi!
Anonymous No.531796148
>>531794981
such a dummy