Thread 531589264

guys please sign up for kara 10 edition

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>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
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>Previous Thread
>>531467264

waffle can you explain to me what you're going to do with the scythe?

Here are the anons currently in the Epoch discord.
>Asalys
>Bassy
>Belwynn
>Elicia
>Eliora
>Felkiss
>Femboysocks
>Filthydrunk
>Flag
>Kotofanya
>Retia
>Sylma
>Zaptuah
If you join a /wpsg/ guild on Epoch you will likely be playing with these anons.

>>531589507
>didnt make the list
totally not a circlejerk btw

nice

>>531589264 (OP)
LINK THE FUCKING ADDON PAGE IN THE OP
https://warperia.com/project-epoch-addons/
https://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddOns
YOU USELESS FUCK

>>531589507
>almost every single one of these anons with a couple exceptions was involved in some dumb drama
>many of them caused the dumb drama
>this includes the person who failed to deal with any of the drama appropriately and allowed guild drama to spiral out of control to the point where he just quit the guild over it
The /wpsg/ guild on Epoch is off to a fantastic start.

9 days till the turtie die off

>>531589507
based anon exposing these faggots who will no doubt take new names and pretend to be new anons

>>531589264 (OP)
REMINDER

The PLAP specs that are going to be on Epoch are as follows:

(Female Characters only)
>nelf druid/priest/hunter/rogue
>human anything
>gnome anything
>dwarf priest/paladin
>orc shaman/warlock
>troll shaman/priest
>tauren anything
>undead priest/mage

So if you wish to signal your PLAP status please consider the list posted.

Damn squirtlebros I'm enjoying my vacay so much, playing wowie is starting to sound like a chore.

>>531589107 #
Is it a normal rate xp server since it's TBC?
I'm not gonna do one quest and get like 5 level ups?

NIGGERS!!

Official Project Epoch PLAP Tier List
S Tier
>female gnome priest
>female forsaken paladin/rogue
>female dwarf warrior/paladin/priest
A Tier
>female gnome other
>female forsaken other
>female human paladin/priest
>female dwarf other
B Tier
>female troll priest/warlock
>female orc warrior/shaman/warlock
>female human other
C Tier
>female troll other
>female orc other
D Tier
>female tauren anything
Shit Tier
>female nelf anything

>>531575973
>GDKP is the worst loot distribution system designed on earth
For a guild, yes. For a pug, no.

It is the absolute best loot distribution system for pugs. Everyone leaves happy because everyone gets something.

And everyone wants to run as many as possible, even when they don't need anything, to maximize their gains.

Non-stop action. Nothing is a waste of time.

>>531591137
You are talking to a buyer anon, not a carry GOD.

>>531590875
What's with the nelf hate? I'm gonna play a fem nelf priest on the Pochie

>>531591137
Fuck off faggot
Take your economizing raids back to retoil

EPOCH IS FOR GNUSSY

But GDKP is objectively good for the economy...

>>531591391
They're boring and basic.

>>531591603

Bro you talkin shit?

>>531591460
Can't wait, been saving up for over a month now...

>>531591391
Other races satisfy a fetish, elves are just conventionally attractive

>>531591847
That's one ugly nelf bitch

everyone talks about goblin shortstack porn, but the real deal is gnomes shortstacks porn

>>531590875
Kill yourself subhuman

Throw me to Night Elves and I will come back pregnant with quadruplet Nelf/Helf babies.

And when everyone's a sexy nelf, no one will be.

>>531590875
Humans are ranked a bit too high but otherwise I tend to agree.

Reminder that Elaynna was a dogfucker too
>It feels really nice when the knot enlarges and gets stuck inside you.
>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/510519620/#q510743858

Nelfs are literally chuds

>>531592987
>but but elaynna fucked dogs too!
That's so funny Dogfucker

>>531592987
Sylma spent months erping with a hunter's wolf pet and owns a dog dildo named Rutt but sure point the finger anywhere else

why does every 2nd post in this general scream "I need sex"???

QRD on elaynna?

>>531593749
Elaynna was a Dogfucker wannabe

>>531592987
>>531593613
nobody cares holy shit

I NEED SEX

I care. I think bestiality is disgusting.

stinky musky rapey woggie males...

Don't you dare steal my fucking name

>>531594193
It would be funny as a joke except it wasn’t. It never was. He’s just sexually attracted to dogs and pushed his fetish onto a game and onto this thread. Now he wants to return like nothing happened? No thanks, Dogfucker.

>>531589861
>9 days till the turtie die off
I don't exactly play Turtle(my max level character there is 32 and I made my account in 2022), but I'd give Epoch a 10% chance of surviving six months. And a 30% chance of surviving three months.

I discuss why here...

>>531502650
>>531502914

Epoch has a lot of good ideas, and a lot of things that weren't thought through. I think it will be like the expansion Shadowlands. Where in the initial playthrough(IE while leveling), people were ranting about how cool everything is, and talking up the "features". Best expansion ever. New high for WoW. Then they'll realize the game is unplayable.

>>531589861
Epoch is going to be just another Turtle.
The Epoch /wpsg/ is going to be just another FMC.
Nothing ever happens.

>>531593453
>curse o fagony

nobody cares name faggot

>>531592987
Tbf to Elaynna she’s talking about worgen and not a wolf

>>531592079
>>531591847
>That's one ugly nelf bitch

>>531589507
>Flag
Yes
>every one else
No

>>531590875
>>531590128
This shit just guarantees that I'll never roll a female character again
have sex

your beloved guild leader spent his days pinned under a literal animal

I didn't join the anon guild a year ago on my hunter and I certainly won't do it now.

>>531595657
Good. You should be play male characters. Why the fuck were you plYing girls?

>>531592056
Exactly what fetish does "human" satisfy?

>>531589507
Here’s your new guild’s secret shadow clique and corrupt loot council…

>>531596557
I don't know.
You tell me.

>>531596619
*Doesn't run a loony troony 4channy guild*
Yeah?

This time I’m going to roll a male toon so I don’t have to deal with creeps, lurkers and overly friendly strangers.

Yeah, i'm going to Warmane.
Fuck Troontle and fuck Epox!

>>531596718
>attractive scantily clad woman
No you fucking faggot, YOU tell me.

Dogfucker come play ZZZ

This time I'm going to roll a horde char so I don't have to deal with creeps, pedos, gooners, deca, and other freaks.

>>531596976
Dogfucker is playing a tauren and bringing his friends along.

>>531596976
N O S H O E S M U D H U T N I G G A Y O U L O S E

>>531589861
how can epoch live if its entire playerbase consists of people leaving a dead server?

>>531597070
>Dogfucker is playing a tauren
Again? Oh boy more of him posting images like pic related and then replying to them saying he'd really love to fuck his character

>>531594015
people would care

if it was true

>>531596965
>doesn't get why whitemane is hot
>posts a webm of a nigger
ironic

summer is here...might need to go down to 800x600...

>>531597704
Are you me?

>>531597704
Just wire in a second potato to overcharge your CPU fan

darkshore in turtle wow seems to not give that much xp, all the quest i have are like 2 levels above me.

MORE QUESTS, THIS IS NOT ENOUGH

>leveling Horde on MoP
>wipe in Ramparts
>res at Honor Hold and not Thrallmar
what the fug
and the Org grunts tell you to go outside the city to a zeppelin tower like in pre-cata

>>531597950
I think that happened to me too but I was new to wow so dunno

name ONE comfier zone than Silverpine/Tirisfal when it rains.

>>531596557
Autogynephilia

>>531597837
...CPU fan?

>>531598374
The barrens, sarurday at 7pm and general chat is talking about mankriks wife again

Redpill me on the Epoch Noshoes experience. How good is their custom content compared to the Alliance?

>>531598743
No one knows at this point. Unless you played back in their betas, and even then there's little documentation of new stuff in the beta outside of raids

>>531598743
most of the new content are same sex content. it doesn't really matter if razor hill has a new mud hut or not.

>>531598536
You have to open your computer case and aim a table fan into it, make sure to put a bucket of ice water just in front of the fan to maximize cooling

>>531592987
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/517363624/#q517387702

Gnome or dwarf warrior?
I like dwarves general aesthetics more but their animations are awkward and gnomes balding comb over hairstyle is top

>>531599168
wtf, this is real?

>>531590875
>female dwarf
>S tier
meme list

>>531599627
>t. low test

>>531590875
List made by seething palacuck upset that alliance shamans will be taking his spot now

do not bugger your dogs
dogs are frens not sex objects

>>531599617
https://azerotica.net/page/connect

It's pretty comfy, sometimes it gets into steady double digits at most hours. Just quiet tweaked Vanilla and everyone is here to chatter and ERP.

Wait, Warmane is pvp only servers? There's no pve?

>>531599342
I want to puke

>>531599974
you think russian niggers would play anything but pvp?

>>531599974
>this kills the tranny

>>531600230
>>531600134
At least you have tried.
I am NEVER going back to Turtle.

>>531599736
>liking fat woman with ugly faces is actually le high test

>>531600524
Source?

>>531600521
I only have 2 questions about warmane (and all other non-vanilla servers, really):

1) Can you find groups for leveling dungeons
2) Do those groups clear at normal speeds, or retail heirloom-like speed

This thread has really gone to the dogs.

>>531589507
Thanks for compiling this list and confirming my suspicions. I will not be joining any /wpsg/ guild on Epoch. I do not need another FMC.

>>531600279
>storm's trike

>>531600850
The only private server I've played is turtle and it was basically the same speed as blizzard classic.
Then you reach 60 and naxx geared players start showing up in your groups and 20mans

Warlock or rogue for epoch? I can't decide

>>531599974
This is why the troons that run this thread won't even put Warmane in their list of servers despite it being hands down the most popular pserver. It's PVP and they suck at PVP because they're too busy jerking off to puppies so you're not allowed to play there.

>>531595693
It was true >>531599594
it was all true

Gargoth please release the Skoll sex logs I’m begging you please

>>531601418
its a bad server.

>>531601418
surely it's not because it's a containment server for subhumans, and warmane faking numbers is common knowledge

>>531602290
>it has all the subhumans
>just not as many subhumans as they claim
kek the gymnastics. just admit you're a carebear bro

for me, it's azerotica

>>531601813
I would but it's mostly paragraphs of barking, meowing and onomatopoeia

>want to do ICC
>can't do ICC because I didn't spawn with a character with full ICC25H gear and 6k+ GS

>>531602783
But that makes me want it more RELEASE THE SKOLL SEX TAPES DAMN IT

>>531601418
I've played a few vanilla releases (pvp duh) but they all died quick

>>531602813
sounds like you got work to do!

>>531602838
I said SOURCE

>get quest
>walk to area
>complete quest 90%
>final kill obj with a mob with only a few spawns on 5 minute respawn
>other people killing them and not grouping up
vanilla is so ass sometimes

>>531604034
Wild Life

>>531600650
>thick
>shortstack
>pippi long stocking
Yeah sorry about your low test

>>531604335
Based filthydrunk

See you on Epoch

>>531602509
What does them being mostly brazilians and russians have to do with them faking their numbers? Are you stupid or what?

>>531604204
bonus points for hardcores on turtle taking up all the spawns so you cant group with them even if they wanted to

>>531604597
Also they’re at least 5 levels higher than any mob in the area

>>531604696
yep, i liked hardcores being on the same server back when the server wasnt as big especially since they usually re-integrate at 60 on turtle, but its become too much of a problem with 8000 people on

>>531604335
>>thick
Chubby
>>shortstack
Not very stacked at all
>>pippi long stocking
That english name sounds dumb

>>531604805
They should have made a hardcore server instead of a pvp server. Tel’abim has never broken the numbers that the hardcore community on Turtle has

>>531604886
whatever, faggot

Whats the least braindead healer for epoch?
Priest since they have so many tools?
Druids for HOTs and forget?
Shaman for totems + interrupts?

Also, did they merge healing and regular spell power in this?

>>531605895
priest > druid >>> shaman >>> paladin

POCHIE

>>531604250
Thanks

>>531604315
Perfect

>>531605994
Sounds about right, I'll keep this in mind if my tank queues aren't instant like they should.
Gnome priest spells look busted for raids or am I reading them wrong?

>>531599545
Gnome.
Escape Artist is top tier for warriors. As long as it is not on cooldown you can beat any Mage.

In a previous thread someone linked a google doc of Turtle wow's endgame builds/gear lists and such. Does anyone have this link? Can't seem to find the thread in archive.

>>531606638
Its for epoch, its a carebear server and you can swap racials down the line

>>531604886
OK low test

>>531607343
Then just play whatever.

Oh my Goodness, she has my sword.

>>531607332
They are not super accurate, best to use some class specific one. I'm aware of two spreadsheet like that.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDvXQm3DgmNsKg5BUiWBFLi9XLk9ZfvPL9F4vvQYh6Q/edit
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gBYi4RsHW6Ddjx06qQEUZPWmXAQRX3UvBH0uwLOugdA/edit

>>531606546
Gnome racials for priest look the best but remember that there's a mechanic to learn/switch to racials of other races

>>531601418
They don't call them loony troony 4channies for nothing

>>531589623
>>531589842
>>531590102
>>531596619
>>531601068
really organic replies

So I just hit 60 on turtle...
Having never been 60 in classic before - wtf do I do now?

>>531591603
>>531592056
Subversive and jewish.

>>531598743
How the fuck would we know?

>>531608786
Get carried in raids until you realise the endgame is boring and you make a new character or afk in stormwind all day

>>531608786
Start reserving loot before someone else rolls need

>>531599545
>gnomes balding comb over hairstyle is top
Mein neger.

>>531608786
go get plapped by a worgen you red haired slut

>>531608054
dude i think i just saw you in the mines

>>531609730
That couldn't have been me <3

>>531609607
>level 15s wanting invites to deadmines
Might as well just say they're looking to be boosted

>>531604315
I just spent 20 minutes trying to figure out if that cow was a futa with a hairy brown ballsack.

So far I have only played rogue on MoP servers. I really enjoyed the ability of picking my fights and being hard to catch while also dealing a shit ton of damage. How different is rogue in classic / epoch to MoP?

>>531608786
in no particular order:
>farm gold so you can buy your epic mount
>start raising reputation for important factions (zandalar trolls, argent dawn, hydraxian warlords, cenarion circle, etc)
>join BGs to raise your pvp rank and grind reputation for some decent epics (mainly alterac valley)
>run dungeons for your tier 0 set, begin completing tier 0.5 quests
>collect and expand your wardrobe for transmogrification
>join a raiding guild
>run raids
>run harder raids
>get bored and jump around the stormwind fountain before logging out after 5 minutes

>>531608786
start gearing up and attuning for the end game dungeons/raids

>>531604315
oh my god please tell me this is a game and what it is?

>>531610695
>>531610698
Thank you, this gives me some goals!
Let's see how long I last before burning out...

>>531608054
>clicker
not a good look

any dommy mommies in fmc?

>>531611993
Fuutank

>>531612136
dickless?

>>531612219
Dickful

>>531609473
Humans bald monk does come close but the comb over can't be beat

>>531608068
Thanks

>Horde are niggers!!!
>No shoes!!!!

>>531613289
these are the new stormwindians

>>531613289
stormwind is not sending their best

>>531613289
in reality black toons are actually extremely rare

is this gm in their guild why is he shilling an mc/bwl stream

I have killed this dumb target dummy.
My next target is level 60 Expert Target Dummy with 50m hitpoints.

>>531608813
I wish I was in on the global conspiracy. I would miss my foreakin though

>>531614572
Congratulations.

>>531614572
What did it drop?

quest to put out the fires doesn't seem to work, so rip to this hub I guess
also, lv44.. so this is now my highest level horde character ever #alliancebro

>>531614572
Reported.

Nude mods for epoch?

>>531615749
No loony goonie trannies allowed on Epochvd.

>>531615986
me and milkma...

>>531616461
no its me and my gf

>>531608786
grats, you finished the game

>>531608786
download wow 2

>>531615878
n-nyo....

>>531615986
>>531604315
>>531602838
>>531600524
Notma looks like that?

I'm so tired of toiling for toilberg
I just want to play POCHIE

>>531600521
you retard

LF2M HEALER+TANK STOCKADE

>>531620074
post parses first

>LFM RFC
>We have Summons

still no duskhaven reforged? wow so dead

>>531619984
Shut the fuck up.

LFM WC 200+ GS only

>watch a beta run of gnomeregan on epoop
>thermaplugg has a new oneshot mechanic that you have to LoS
I guess the hardcore until 60 for free stuff challenge is probably going to be annoying if their idea of difficulty is sprinkling that shit around in dungeons at random.

LFM DM mats, boes, defias set, cruel barb HR need tank and healer fast run know fights gear check at entrance consumables required.

>>531621229
>Die in Gnomergran as an orc with hardcore on
>Have to RP WALK in ghost form all the way back to Orgrimmar from Dun Morogh

What the fuck

>>531621428
NEVER Go There at 3AM… (You’ve Been Warned...)

>>531621464
At least you get to keep your character if you've invested a lot into them, I guess

>>531621464
should've stayed in your own country

the most dangerous places in this game are caves that somebody cleared 4 minutes ago

I have unread mail?

the best thing about epoop hardcore is that you can just group up with them like normal
the way turdle does it is so fucking retarded it beggars belief. it does nothing but generate hostility between playerbases

Is Aoi really manipulative?

>>531589507
I fucking love BLACKED guess which fmc member I am

pochie ?

>>531622598
The horde ones

>>531599974
>wotlk x7
Lmao..

>>531623579
I cannot imagine a worse affliction. Truly vile

Will Epoch have automatic dungeon queuing of some kind or will we be forced to do the archaic thing and find people in Stormwind to group up with?

>>531624192
Epoch is already crowded with degens from all over then internet? They are accepted in their discord. ERP mods soon ;)

>>531620074
>/who
>Level 23 warrior

>>531624736
No LFG tool so you will need to filter through the endless spam in the chat in the hopes of finding a group

FAT FEMDORF MAGE CHEEKS ON MY FACE

>>531623579
It's not easy being a pochiephile

>>531625117
Yeah, i'm staying on Turtle.

The Scourge will be purged.

red rocket hehe
wasn't even a rare, lame

>>531626935
Me in the bottom right when I see a femdead paladin

>>531626935
Himecut looks like THAT

>>531626935
Is that Elaynna pochie character?

this reminds me of that time i had to put down my wife after arthas wrecked our village

It's so easy to expose degenerates and their server that will die in one week.

>>531627347
Shut it, wretch, your days of wandering on this land are running out.

>>531626935
>>531628138
Fakelaynna

>>531628138
Why is her mascara so runny?

>>531628512
dont worry homeboy, MOP classic is vacuuming up all the furries soon

>>531627968
based fuck epoch posters they're all pedos

Is there going to be a guild for epoch? I have avoided playing with this general since elysium and I'm curious how it is now that enough years have passed.

>check /crpg/ /vrpg/ and /v/ for Aoi posting
>find nothing
give it a rest deca you loony troony faggot

uh oh


melty


ticky tocky


loony troony

>>531629063
there will be and it'll be worse
all the neet trannies have settled here in the last year

I'm staring at 2 quest objects spawns, each being camped by a different hardcore player

>>531627968
aoi is so powerful!

>>531629971
Can you still kill players with enslaved demons? Might be worth levelling a Warlock you can switch to when niggercore players are being excessively urban

>>531630325
Pretty sure you'll get a vacation for that

I'm having fun with my undead hunter on squirtle :3 Don't know why you schizos have fights over servers either, i will just try out any new vanilla+ that comes out. But reason is not on the table for all of you 30 unique IPs, since all you do is sit here all day and intentionally make yourself angry xD

>>531630182
these fuckers are gonna need 10 each, aren't they

>>531630446
Why can't you grief hardcore players? Sounds retarded.

>>531630325
the demon only targets you unless they do aoe near it. also cuckcores are a protected class and you will be banned for even trying.

>>531630659
>:3
how you like my cock deep in your throat faggot?!
:O ( |======3

what's the main hand weapon for priests? maces never drop

there's four spawns for the item (you need 10) and each and every one of them is being camped

>>531632282
dagger and staves

>>531632282
staves but they're a stat stick, you're a wand class

>>531624736
https://github.com/Bennylavaa/LFG

>>531630171
im in love with aoi

>>531627968
Shut up idiot the real Yuki is playing on Epoch I saw her during the stress test

humm how's stormforge? i'm thinking of playing there but i'm from NA (NEW YORK) how are the raids at NA time?

>>531633585
500-700 pop, everyone raidlogs, hope you know Spanish lol

>>531592257
Mind Soothe could wear off at any second on those vicious kobolds

>>531600850
warmane sucks, i'm lvl 80 and it takes 1-2 hours to find 1 Dungeon, the raid group content is locked behind absurd levels of GS that people require. the playerbase is cancer (mostly Eastern european fags that love pvp) you're better off trying another server, be it withemane or another one.

>>531633767
so its impossible to join a pug as a new player? since my raidlog will be empty...

is azerotica 3.3.5? do people raid on it?

another day waiting for my discord invite to the pochie wpsg guild

9 sleepies until Pochie

>>531633010
okay deca you can stop now subhuman tranny

>>531634835
Name?

>>531635219
Anonymous (never played with wpsg)

>>531634237
wtf is Azerotica?

>animefags are going to become my wife
i'm a happy orc

>>531633767
Why are you lying?

I wanna play Shaman in Epoch but it can't tank so I'm forced to go Warrior...

How is mage on pochie?

>>531635725
he meant 700 pop at NA time not right now DUMMY

i hope you kill yourself deca

>asking for NA raid times on private server
rather optimistic, last US server with decent pop hasn't been a thing for like what 10+ years now?

>>531636065
>wife...

>>531635921
AoE cap is there but you can still AoE farm in the open world, just not pull the entirety of Maraudon and Blizzard 700 mobs in the span of 8 minutes.

Will have massive amounts of competition for the usual spots during release, devs supposedly also nerfed XP/spawn rates so mages are forced to actually run dungeons this time around.

Arcane Barrage is in and looks very strong. Fire and Frost are mostly TBC, Frost will be king in PvP as always. First tier set promotes an elementalist playstyle which is at least somewhat interesting imo.

>>531635921
looks like it's going to be one of the bottom 3 least popular classes at launch

evens go priest
odds go (holy) pally

>>531636065
Are you playing on Epoch?

>>531637235
Yes.

>>531637243
If you specified ret you'd have a point but I don't think I've ever seen too many hpals

EPOCHUDS

STOP DDOSING TWOW

>>531637235
No.

Turtle for life. Can't be added to level on a Dead On Arrival server run by a German Autist Warrior Main putting in Bladestorm for himself

I want to tank but I'm bored of warrior, guess I have to go paladin tank...

hello i am steaming the epoch launch from my family farm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uLTYE2Ongk

>>531637243
alliance paladins might not even be that overwhelmingly popular on epoop thanks to undead pallies existing

>>531637752
Bears will be OP on Epoch because of the Philosopher's Stone Trinket giving you Stam + Armor

>>531637514
You aren't me.

qrd on this deca tranny that is selfposting in the thread now?

>log in after server went down
>in the middle of 6 mobs
>die
this is why I will never play hardcore.

>>531637813
gm sir

>>531637813
Fuck off shitskin

>>531638027
FMC is like gnomeregan but instead of irradiated gnomes coming to the surface it's schizo trannies and chasers coming to the general

>>531637913
I never really liked bear tanking unfortunately.

>>531637813
sir how you are connect i heard punjab is ban?

>>531638219
their clique went after me when I met one of them while dungeoning and told xer to suck it

>>531637871
True, I'm also wondering how guilds will shape up long-term with world bosses being zone wide pvp that forces faction vs faction. Just depends on what actually drops if we'll end up seeing more mono faction guilds in general

>>531638269

i am bought nordvpn server to play epoch

Should I go Retribution first for Pursuit of Justice move speed or should I go Holy first for BG leveling so my heals are better and I get more spell power?
Don't share this is my top secret Epoch shockadin spec

>>531637508
it's just turtlies running too many multiboxes

>>531638182
Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish !!

India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.
Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!

European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?

Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!

Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...

Einstein says:
"Let's play a game...
I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5
and
if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500..."

Einstein asks the first question:
What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?

Indian doesn't say a word,
Reaches his pocket,
Pulls out a $5...

Now...
It's the indian turn...

He asks Einstein:
What goes up a hill with 3 legs
and
comes down on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
After an hour he gives Indian $500...

Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well...
so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?

Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...

Einstein fainted.....

>>531638946
movement speed is always king

>>531639059
Behave like a fool, think like a brilliant....

>>531638027
some random anon aoi has shifted focus to after running sylma and telol out

>>531639386
that's so funny deca you dumb tranny

>>531639059
I don’t know how anyone can be proud to be white after reading this post. Absolutely and unequivocally BTFO’d. India should start donating ropes to the West (and East) to deal with the impending shortage.

>>531636924
And what are the other 2?

>>531639459
Not everyone is Deca, Aoi

>>531639581
>noooo let me shitpost as aoi don't call me out
i'm not aoi but i will hunt you down deca, you will not have any fun tranny

that's so funny Fish

>>531638946
Movement speed. Also find a point for sanctity aura at least.

Erm... I think the last Deca post was the sleepies countdown.

Should I play on epoch as a new player or is it going to be only veterans screaming at me because I'm ruining their WC parse? I'm already feeling anxiety, perhaps I should wait for the next fresh

>>531640384
I promise you that everyone will be racing to reach milestones before raids start. No one is taking this slow. I guarantee it. There will be people reserving Ragefire Chasm gear. People will be brainlessly questing with guildies and not interact with anyone outside of them. This is going to go down exactly like Classic WoW. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a fucking retard.

>>531639992
Not everyone is fish Aoiyuki

>>531640384
If you want to play WoW on a private server for the first time then Epoch is absolutely your best choice. There is new content for all of us, if you explain to people you are new to the game the vast majority will be helpful.

i think the epoop guild should be
it would be funny

>>531640384
>is it going to be only veterans screaming at me
>implying anyone is going to acknowledge your existence when you can't link cheevo

>>531639543
rogue and warlock with rogue being the least by a longshot and lock being right under mage. the poll was in the last thread i think, you can probably find it.

If you want a guaranteed spot in a raid on Epoch, you should play Hunter desu. Each Raid will want at least 2 hunters, one Marksman for Trueshot Aura and one Survival for Expose Weakness.

>>531640962
not everyone is aoi Fuutank

>>531641559
i am going to play a beast mastery hunter

>>531641719
you can't do that retard we need raid buffs

>>531597506
>doesn't get why whitemane is hot
that's funny. the obvious answer is he prefers sex with dudes. i mean... what else does it mean when someone says attractive adult females are not even attractive? it means he is gay or worse.

Ya'll still fucking with Private Servers with MoP Classic and TBC Anniversary around the corner?

>>531641815
did i fucking stutter

>>531641815
your 3% raid damage bro...

>>531641950
>frogposter gives blizzard money
checks out

My friend wants me to play epoch with him, but I'm a stupid idiot who can't play wow and is bad at mmos
I'm gonna play hunter, how many buttons will I need to press in my rotation at max level?

>>531641950
>MoP
gay
>TBC on Blizz servers with bots
6 months

does that help?

>>531641719
>>531641950
>>531641990
Why is this guy spamming his fursona?

>tfw I've been away from FMC for a week and nobody has said they miss me

I'm a little sad.

>>531642131
i keep the sadness in my heart

>>531642131
we hated you all along

>>531642119
newfag-kun......

>>531642131
but I did say it, you just choose to ignore me like many others

>>531642131
Same but replace a week by multiple months.

how do I pick a class to play on epoch?

>>531639730
I think he's online on Nightslayer right now anon. Go hunt him down...

pochie pwease

>>531642131
Aoiyuki controls public sentiment in FMC now. If she says we've missed you, then we've missed you. If not... well you aren't important enought to be missed. Try harder next server to be likeable.

>>531642424
Tell me what your favorite chocolate bar is and I will tell you your class.

why am i not getting free consumes from random people wtf

>>531642542
coffee crisp

>>531641342
polling who? people in this thread or the epoch discord? lock will be insane, doubt it's gonna be that unpopular

pochie 'cord jannies having a normal one

>>531642342
Where?

>>531642342
no, your misplaced target for attention and sexual attraction is just casually stirring up some drama to stroke his own ego. he actually doesn't care about you or anything that you or anyone else has said or not said int he past.

>>531642689
>canadian

>>531642689
You are a Warrior CHAD

>>531642736
>>531516581 here
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfxXuEAg8ZbVe-pBo0Cd4hoPixyD7yT25qecaFfdFj08X9IIQ/viewanalytics

i'm assuming it was the discord before the jannies banned polling because they're bored power tripping losers who have to keep making up nonsensical excuses to use their power

>>531642806
are you suggesting that epoch discord jannies have politicized who is allowed to post in the guild recruitment channel? what are the implications of epoch discord jannies having such unbridled power over the community?

>>531643101
i don't know anything about that, but it was a totally harmless message and it's bizarre it was deleted

>>531642542
NTA but Mr Goodbar

>>531642539
>Aoiyuki controls public sentiment in FMC now. If she says we've missed you,
she? are you sure? my educated opinion is that FMC is comprised of older homosexual males and their homosexual zoomer orbiters. there are no "she"(s) involved in this enterprise.

I'm still banned on the pochie discord after I posted my gaycord name in here and some faggot jannie saw it.

>>531643515
proof?

>>531643232
indeed, it's a bit bizzare. i agree that there are likely many non-kosher things going on with this epoch server.

>>531643589
I can't post in the server.

>>531643729
proof?

>>531643729
i got the banished role for calling someone a jobless bum a few days ago then left when they didn't take it off after a day

>>531643772
the proof is that their discord server requires a phone number check. thus it's been compromised multiple times over.

>>531643772
In bed right now, not on my PC.

>>531643515
I can't even post there because I don't my phone number linked to my discord account.

>>531643772
I'll post it later. You'll just have to believe me for now.

I'm Aoiyuki now.

>>531643515
I can't even post there because I'm dalit.

>>531643896
Was it because he was one of those QoL hating faggots that brags about how much he has no life and that he'll level 10 lvl 60s with all the xp penalties disabled?

You're blue now.

>>531643980
Smart man

>>531644171
your shirt is red

>>531643262
You are a Hunter

>>531644049
a gay transvestite weeb? yes, we know your kind has to stick together after getting banished from the rest of society.

>>531644091
it was some guy bragging about taking a week off work to grind to 60 with that half xp challenge

>>531644257
People that take time off of work to play a video game are the worst kind of stupid retard there is. Half xp "challenge" autismos should all die.

>>531644257
>half xp challenge
only the sickest of individuals with zero respect for their own time partake in such things. all functioning adults prefer 2-3x xp rates.

>>531644257
Log in at launch and send him a tell asking him if he needs a job, a real one

Will Poch Jannies let me into the 'Pochcord inner circle if I leak every name in the FMCcord?

>>531644432
>People that take time off of work to play a video game are the worst kind of stupid retard there is.
there's nothing wrong with this. unless you are saying that anyone taking time off from work for any reason is the worst kind of stupid retard there is.
>Half xp "challenge" autismos should all die.
this is correct. they are the worst.

I LOVE AOI SOOO MUCH

>>531644610
>let me take time off work to play my 50th vanilla freshie so I can get to lvl 40 by playing 12 hours a day in that time even though raids and pvp seasons aren't unlocking for another 10 months

Hell nah.

Brb guys, gonna take a fat sweaty sticky and sticky Epoch WoW. Hope I don't pop a vein.

>>531644850
>and half the time, the server will be unavailable/in queue
Over 20 years later, and these people still punch themselves in the balls

>>531645071
this meme used to be funny when it was about jib

>>531645137
Jib...

>>531645123
And also you'll get ganked all the time becuase you're ass at the game and you'll compete with 20 other fat fucks for your 12 night elf butts quest.

>>531644850
>let me take time off work
yea, why not? are you some sort of jew, shilling for all work no fun?

Tip #1 for having fun on Epoch:

Don’t rush 60 like it’s 2019 again. The world is fresh, the quests aren’t going anywhere, and honestly? Nobody’s impressed if you burn out in a week. Take the long way, pick flowers, and maybe help some poor soul in Desolace who forgot his water.

Do not take time off work. When you're gaming, you're not generating shareholder value.

>>531645516
>Don’t rush 60 like it’s 2019 again.
why not? i want to do end-game pvp.

>>531645404
I'm taking time off work to drive cars at illegal speeds and fuck tortas, not to play some wowie.

>>531645635
>I'm taking time off posting to drive cars at illegal speeds and fuck tortas, not to play some wowie.

>>531645516
>Don’t rush 60 like it’s 2019 again.
But I want to gank low level Horde players as early as possible.

@531645516
sad deca very sad

>pvp
>Classic

>>531645635
whatever rocks your boat. i am just pointing out that missing time jewing for the jews is not a legitimate reason to shoot down anyone's vacation plans. and yea, the 1x grind is significant enough for some people to want to devote full-time to it for a couple of weeks to get ahead. i am also saying, obviously in my own defense, that it's not that weird to get really into MMOs and other such hobbies that might warrant vacations.

Im playing human warlock with warmode on 15-60 on pochie, and there is nothing you can do to stop me!

>>531646060
If you waste your time off work on private server wowie freshie you're a retardie.

so why is deca skinwalking as aoiyuki now? what is the lore here? i remember he used to do the same with sylma, but that one made sense because he and sylma were butt buddies at some point, but aoiyuki has never interacted with deca who is not in fmc

>>531646083
why would i want to stop you

>>531646083
i will fight you in ashenvale
i will defeat you in ashenvale

>xx sleepies until poc......
SHUT THE FUCK UP DECA I'M GONNA SKIN YOU ALIVE YOU FUCKING TRANNY

>>531600134
>russian niggers would play anything but pvp?
did you know you can level up entirely in BGs? that's a stated design goal and now pvp autists on the cord are begging for goal rewards so they can train skills and literally do zero pve from levels 10-60?

i entirely support this motion. it's going to be fun as fuck, and i would bet that the pvp XP rates will end up being nerfed in the future.

Guys I'm releasing Pochie right now. It's slowly coming out. Will probably take me 10 minites for a full release.

>turtle or warmane
help.

>>531646935
turtle and join fmc

>>531646935
Epoch.

Erm... what the Pochie?!

>>531646935
Turtle is full of wierd autistics that are bad at the game but warmane is full of retarded slavniggeras.

>>531645137
Clogged up my Torzaglet. The total lack of anything but fiber in my diet has resulted in a rock-solid Elaynna choking the Jib up. Gotta take my Asalys and try and fix it.

Can anyone give me a qrd of the healer classes in epoch/vanilla?
Trying to decide which one I want to run but I haven't played vanilla since actual vanilla (and I didn't play a healer back then)

>>531647250
Paladin is a class capable of wielding MASSIVE two-handed heals. More of a healing oriented healer

>>531646894
Damn I'm not gonna take a pic for obvious reasons, but I actually clogged this toilet with the massive Pochie I just released. I wish I was joking too. Gotta figure out how to fix it.

>>531646841
a couple of typos in that and didn't mention i was referring to Epoch and not warmane.

but i love that they are planning on a full pvp leveling route with enough gold rewarded to even train skills. this will enable a leveling route where you queue BGs like you would dungeons in wrath, Cata, MoP, and so on, as part of your Leveling Journey.

so you basically play BGs every time the queue pops while still running around doing quests and getting flight paths and maybe even wpvp encounters, although i doubt warmode will be worth it if BG xp is tuned so high.

>>531647086
Whats wrong with slavs? asking out of curiosity

>>531647250
>Shaman
Chain heal spam
>Paladin
Spam heal the tank with 20% of the overheal turned into aoe healing.
>Druid
Hots has been buffed, no idea exactly how good they are. They also have a non-cd rez now.
>Priest
Never played priest before so no idea, less braindead than the others I'm sure.

its for rp purposes

>>531647131
the most important thing in life, anon, is washing your ass.

>>531647250
druid: you're a walking raidbuff and can't heal for shit because everyone snipes you
shaman: spam chain heal on tank
paladin: spam flash of light on tank. epoch also adds a sniping minigame that requires giga-autism and addons
priest: the premier healer

guys there is zg TOMORROW
please sign up for zg TOMORROW
i may also post ONY FOR TOMORROW
so sign up for that too

>>531647923
Terrible English with terrible accents. Low IQ and impulsive. Difficult to communicate with in general. Emote users. Can't understand humor.

>>531646060
sure great whatever, but learn from your elder ancestors when we say, "do it at least a few weeks after release"

>>531637514
I thought we hated bladestorm
I mean, I'm considering skipping it for 15% flurry and death wish

>>531646453

We'll see about that!

Are we playing or not?

>>531648119
Can't waff, I'm on vacay

>>531648225
the mods on epoch already have your doxx and are typing it right now

>>531648225

Fellow linux user
*Blushes*

Tip #2 for having fun on Epoch:

If you’re in this for the long haul, make friends now. Say hi in /guild, share your food buffs, drop a joke in /general. Epoch isn’t going to feel like home because of loot... it’ll feel like home because you built a little story here with people who were cool enough to take it slow with you.

>>531648396
>waffle looks like this

>>531645952
(bwom)
(bwom)
(bwom)
(bwom)

>>531642085
Play a caster instead, hunters rotation is going to involve running in and out of melee for a split seconda every 4seconds.

>name
Arioesvastika
>Class
Paladin (retribución)
>Raza
Blanco (no muerto)
>Gremio

>>531648638
Make a guild for people to join then

>>531648396
show whats under your skirt?

I felt the pressure so I went to the toilet. Just one little push and the pressure was gone. No pain no discomfort. As I stand up to look down i see the whole bowl of water covered with an anaconda sized perfectly coiled poop. It's amazing what adding fiber and drinking water does to digestion.

>>531648663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLOA581wCQA

@531648638
okay deca, what's next? >>531626930
you are going to make a fake discord and skinwalk even more?

>jump around square tree in SW while scrolling through TRP
>no interesting profiles
>no one whispers me
>log off after 5 minutes

>>531647923
>Whats wrong with slavs?
genocidal tendencies
this is likely the correct and objective answer
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yamnaya_culture
they invaded europe from as var as the caspian/volga region, all the way out through the british isles, murdered all the men and kids, and bred the women.

only smallish pockets of germanic resistance managed to avoid getting killed and then fucked out of genetic history by the slavs of a mere 5,000 years ago. then, later, the germanics did a bit of a comeback on the british isles and france and such. but the celts and romans that they removed from that area in the immediate post-roman era were these same slavs that are stirring up all kinds of shit today.

>>531637514
>>531597282
Crazy how you all scream “dead on arrival” while I’m over here fishing in Feralas listening to the zone music and watching the sunset. Maybe the server isn’t the problem. Maybe you just forgot how to have fun.

>>531594673
Keep saying “why bother, it’ll shut down” while I’m making a guild tabard and laughing in VC about who’s pulling Hogger. This isn’t retail. We’re here for the journey. Stop treating it like a speedrun.

If your whole metric for fun is “Are raids out yet?”, maybe Epoch isn’t for you. We’re here drinking pixelated mead in an inn with guild chat popping off. You can keep sweating; I’ll keep vibing.

>male gnome
>pale
>red hair balding combover
>holy smite priest
>explorer contact

Yep. It's comfy pochie time.

>>531648121
>Low IQ
they beat Anglos into space and other such notable achievements like inventing the Periodic Table and helicopters. just FYI, it's factually wrong and duplicitous to deem the adversary as low IQ.

just tanked armory while being underlvld and got my drop

i just came

>>531649742
Anglx and Slavs are both 100% Kike Property so lol, lmao, "adversaries".

>>531648160
i don't expect epoch will be very playable on launch. it will take a few days, maybe upwards of 5 for shenna to quit DDoSing it.

>>531649742
>they beat Anglos into space
the space race was germans vs germans you idiot

>>531649903
And you were all calling me a schizo when I said Shenna was DDoSing Sanctuary.

>>531649867
>Kike Property
that means everyone else is too. not much of a gotcha given reality

>>531649875
>need MT
>hard res

Lol. Lmao even.

Female Gnome Priest who fails mechanics but is too small and defenseless to get angry at...

>>531649875
geg

>>531649903
Pochie main dev on qna video says it's more likely that Blizzard will ddos pochie, not squirtle.

>>531649993
certainly not. the first rocket scientist was a russian guy in the russian empire. and germans never put a man into space. they neither started the space race nor won it nor had the most contributions. V2s don't count as the entire "space race." therefore, you are wrong.

*kicks your loony troony toon*
*sends your cucky loony troony 4channy gigamelty to KKKeytotes*
*Gets you permabanned for being a LT4*

Epochud? Won.

>>531650247
I'm not talking about the V2.

>>531647250
Priest
>the most balanced healer
>great in raids and dungeons, and adaptable to any situation
>extremely comfy leveling
>extremely comfy healing
>if you are disc/PI spec you will get 5+ parse autists spamfucking your whispers begging every boss to PI them
>shadow as an off spec is nice

Paladin
>the best tank/single target healer
>great in dungeons, very strong in raids
>leveling will make you want to lobotomize yourself
>if it doesn't, raid buffing blessings definitely will
>if you're autistic enough to not care about either of the above its really good and powerful
>good off spec options for other roles

Shaman
>the best aoe/raid healer
>good in dungeons, amazing in raids
>solid leveling
>totems are really strong but a bit jank and annoying af
>you'll still get parse autists screeching for your buff like priest, but at least they'll bug the raid leader and not (You)

Druid
>great sustained healing
>shit in dungeons (though epoch is aiming to fix a lot of this with an ooc rez and some other abilities)
>amazing raid healer if your other healers will work with you (they won't)
>you'll just try to heal over time while other classes snipe you
>the best and comfiest leveling of the healers
>great offspec/hybrid options and general utility

>>531650218
that's funny because i listened to that part of the Q&A and the epoch guy with the british accent said that blizzard definitely wouldn't DDoS anyone because it's a federal crime in the US to do so.

are you saying blizzard would DDoS epoch covertly through backchannels that won't be traced back to them? because i assure that makes zero sense for them to get involved in. epoch is not a threat.

but shenna promised to DDoS epoch like they have with other competition. typical pserv stuff, no big deal. but lizzard won't be involved.

>>531649363
I want to play with you on Epoch!

Remember that we once lived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmWBweJBqic

>>531649312
mental gymnastics. just say muh bad genetics. and stay on your containment board mouth breather

>>531650687
I probably heard wrong then. I have no doubt that scummy slavs will try ddos. The more players that are abandoning turtle wow the more money they lose and they certainly have the money to ddos.

>>531646453
>SHITren

>>531648836
basado!

i kinda want to play male tauren priest but i'm so FUCKING tired of mud huts bros

>>531648638
Tip #2, expanded

If you are actually there for the long haul and want to make friends and have some form of actual community, stay the fuck away from /wpsg/ guilds. They are a lot of fun in the interim and for bants but they will always, ALWAYS devolve into cliques and raid loggers.

redpill me on playing vanilla for the 50th time

>>531652441
winds be at your back
https://youtu.be/gJD03H11xis?si=mAzfdRrIEWy_g-UZ&t=415

>>531653051
F R E S H

>>531653051
It'll be fun.

why do slavs and latinx gravitate towards the horde?

>>531653321
they are handsome and successful irl so they don't feel the need to play pretty races to feel better about themselves

>>531653316

Pochie! uwu

>>531653321
They are ugly and poor in real life so they naturally gravitate toward hideous poverty

>>531653545
Then why is Plapsalys alliance?

>>531653321
fat white guys with really long beards and ponytails and that wear socks and sandals also play horde

>>531653545
"Orgrimmar, home..."

>>531589507
Is there a list of the anons who are not playing on epoch?

>>531653321
russians hate blue and yellow

zangatsu materializes behind u and this time he is gonna take what he wants from u and there's nothing you can do about it. what do you do

You will be playing with Ironman on with Epoch launch, right?

>>531654623
i, waffle, will not be playing epoch as i am a neo nazi and hate scat porn watching german cucks

the vg guild WILL be primarily alliance, right?

>>531654623
Here are the anons I checked and found they weren't on the discord.
>Alilandra
>Aoiyuki
>Burok
>Daddyxissues
>Dostor
>Elaynna
>Emptylife
>Fairbreeze
>Fuutank
>Gargoth
>Gutulikafish
>Himecut
>Indii
>Infrael
>Jib
>Johntankman
>Mcian
>Mura
>Rickslick
>Rinoleicher
>Stabdotexe
>Sheld
>Sunethil
>Tayxd
>Telegethu
>Telol
>Therin
>Torzag
>Tonimeow
>Vahnuk
>Vilefon
>Waffles
>Waifuism

>>531654623
Yes. Anon will not be playing, nor will anon. Anon might play but only if anon does too.

>>531648638
If you are really Aoi, you are a fucking hypocrite. You were the one who told me that you don't have any friends online and don't want to make friends online.

>>531655081
so this pretty much confirms this tranny deca is skinwalking Aoiyuki

guys please sign up for zg ony tomorrow i will cry

>>531655284
hate xim. hate xis fucking toon in that game, hate not owning that game. cute cow tho

Does Paymane not have a discord?

>>531654923
it depends on what you mean by Ironman because i've seen different definitions for it in different games.

>>531655284
how does linking someone's discord confirm anything?

Why are you posting here instead of getting your Phase 5 BiS on Anniversary?

>>531655284
Aoiyuki is Deca.

Goodbye, Turtle.
After being broken too many times, I've lingered here as a broken husk. Today broke my last sliver of hope. I surrender. I have no home on this server, and no place in anyone's heart. I lost.
To those who once shared laughter with me: thank you. Turtle gave me some good memories, and I'll clutch them close. But I leave with dreams unfinished, a failure carved from solitude. You can't build anything real when no hand reaches back.
I know most won't care about this goodbye. But I needed to say it here, where everything began.

>>531656514
just sign up for zg ony tomorrow anon youll be fine

>>531656514
ok jib

>>531591137
>Non-stop action. Nothing is a waste of time.
I love how obsessed classicniggers are with efficiency. THE ENTIRE GAME IS A WASTE OF TIME YOU RETARDS. Retail and by extension classic feel like a second job and now after their players got bored with it they started flocking to private servers and poisoning them with this optimization KPI bullshit.
Wanna know what my favorite loot system is?
/roll
No loot council 20 minute deliberations and sheet consultings on who is to get items after every boss. No GDKP requiring you to spend 16 hours per day on every alt farming as much gold as possible just to get a good item.
>But muh consumes muh performance
NIGGER THE ENTIRE GAME HAS BEEN SOLVED FOR 20 YEARS.
All the best and most chill guilds I was ever in used /roll with no fucks given. If your guild can't clear raids with /roll then git gud.

>>531656508
message aoiyuki in discord you will quickly learn the truth https://discord.com/invite/FEHURvzPwT

>>531655895
I didn't start on anniversary because of pvp changes and chronoboons. Call me when blizzard rereleases a nochanges version.

>>531656508
That faggot is still shitting up the thread? wew
every fucking general on the goddamn website has some years-longterm newfag that ruins everything they touch.

>>531655895
Why are you not getting ready for Epoch?

Excited to play pochie, almost too much

>>531649847
based femworg enthusiast

Tip #3 for having fun on Epoch

Dungeon spam is a trap early on. You’ll miss half the zones and end up broke. Mix it up—quest, farm, maybe fish a little. Yeah, fishing. Try it at sunset in STV and tell me it’s not peak cozy gaming. The real flex isn’t pre-BiS in week two. It’s knowing every innkeeper on a first-name basis because you actually rested in an inn instead of chain-grinding mobs like a bot.

>>531654681
Is it because Sweden assraped them so much historically?

who should i whisper for an invite to fmc?

>>531656514
>Today broke my last sliver of hope
What happened?

>>531658660
whisper aoiyuki

>>531658660
aoiyuki

>>531658660
Aoiyuki!

>>531656514
Name?

>>531659225
Darkjib

>>531659225
Jibzag

>>531656514
Will you play on epoch?

>>531657971
Is tip #4 finding someone beautiful like you to enjoy the journey with....

>>531660220
If I'm feeling generous, yes.

>>531658479
That too

Shaman or Paladin in 'poch? I kinda wanted to AoE grind for gold so I thought about paladin tank... IDK what kind of grinds I could do as a Shaman.

>>531657971
u dont even know nerd
dungeons might be lucrative
gonna get some EPIG LOOT and smash nonnies in wpvp as they try to quest

will epoch skinning, with all its higher value vendor-ables be able to comfortably fund my skill+mount expenses while leveling?

>>531662315
Shamans are 20x cooler than Lamadins

Zangatsu strikes deep—
choking winds, fists echo loud,
shoreline dreams still bleed.

>>531662315
both are super popular so have fun competing with every other player

im biofem and i just like to dream every now and then. dont even try waking me up silly boys..

Saw our old pictures while going through my screenshot folder, don't know how I'll be sleeping tonight.

>>531663480
lol no the cuck dev is also into cock and ball torture, mount costs 2x as much and they expect you to take 200 hours to level to 60 and no you will not have enough gold for base riding let alone epic riding at 60

>>531663886
>mount costs 2x as much and they expect you to take 200 hours to level to 60 and no you will not have enough gold for base riding let alone epic riding at 60

I'm Aoiyuki now.

>>531664148
No, I'm Aoiyuki!

I'm Deca now.

>>531663886
>its actually and unironically about the journey, not the destination
i kneel

>>531663886
sounds based, going to enjoy it with my 0.5x xp modifier

>>531664117
>>531664547
>>531665046
There is no way people actually like slower rates to the point of simply having their time wasted.

>>531665514
leveling IS the game lil nigga

>>531665514
>time wasted
Nigger you are playing a customized version of a 20 year old MMORPG hosted on a private server. WE ARE ALL WASTING TIME HERE.

...A Panda named Pearl.

>>531665514
The raids arent gonna be open for months, why the fuck would anyone need to rush to 60

>>531666156
really just a month and some change before T1 opens

A Panda Named Dogfucker

A Server named Pochie.

>>531627968
>>531636065
>>531637514
>>531645516
>>531648638
>>531649363
>>531657971
You are dragging the attention of schizos that you have no idea what they are capable of doing. I urge you to stop whatever this is you are doing for your own safety. I don't think you are smart enough to deal with them when they come for you.

>>531628138
Damn, Elaynna looks like THAT

>>531666331
>throwaway pvp shit 8 weeks giving lots of people time to level and gear
>meaningful raid content a measly 5 weeks giving people significantly less time to level and gear for content that demands it more
the fuck are they doing on epoch
pvp should be week 5 and raid week 8, or both week 8. Honestly 5 and even 8 weeks is too soon, let players actually enjoy the leveling process for once ffs instead of having to rush and prebis for this shit

>>531665514
I played on turtle when it was a real 0.5x server.

>>531667139
yeah i'm inclined to agree, i'd say do 8 weeks especially considering all the custom changes to level 60/prebis grind epoch has, raids can wait. pvp should come first though

then again, go at your own pace. no one is telling you to rush to 60 in a month to raid.

Is epoch okay for a wow beginner?

>>531667926
No ones knows at this point

>>531667926
There is nothing you can't learn in WoW and for Epoch there will be new things for everyone, so its probably the best server for a beginner, since everyone will be new.

>>531667926
ya sure, better than retail

i'm kinda ashamed to beg on world chat, if anyone got some spare gold i could use some, first char on turtle wow and need to train the skills. Zizin at the pve server..... ty...

Dwarf paladin or Undead paladin
Which faction will value me more?

>>531649742
>>531650247
The person bitching about Slavs/Russians is retarded, but it is a well-known fact that German scientists powered the space-race on both sides of the Iron Curtain. Western Europe was "ahead" of Eastern Europe primarily for geographical and geopolitical reasons, not intellectual.

Pearl!

Dogfucker!

DOGFUCKER

I'm awake!

Oh hey. Look who's online.

>>531665514
Why yes, actually, I am leveling with the Explorer's Contract enabled and enjoying myself roleplay with new quests and adventures and enjoying the music and comfy zones on multiple characters like I have every time I play World of Warcraft because raiding is the worst part. how could you tell?

she was never real. i was tricked, deceived. i feel so bad and mildly angry rn

I love doglover

>>531672491
raiding was actually meaningful/interesting in EQ because it was uninstanced so it became this kind of spectator's sport enjoying all the raid drama without having to be involved. but in WoW it's just a treadmill, i shan't be wasting my time on such endeavors

This is it, my final log-off. The pixelated sunsets of Azeroth, the late-night raids, the grind—it’s been a wild ride. I’m leaving you behind, not because I don’t love you, but because holding on hurts more. I can feel tearing through my heart, letting go is the hardest part. I’ll miss the guild banter, the epic loot, and the quiet moments in Teldrassil. But life’s calling me beyond the server, and I gotta answer. Thanks for the memories, the tears, the rage quits. I’m not deleting my account… just stepping away. For now.

Yours in sorrow. Good bye frends.

>>531663772
if I play warrior I end up competing with paladins anyways...

>>531672217

SHE GOT THAT DOG IN EM!

I can't wait for pochie anymore I installed turtle.....

>>531673530

Welcome fellow turtle

>>531673530
anon your screen is bent!

uh does turtle wow have a guardian force system? sure could use a gf heheheh!

>>531673574
Asalys...

>>531673530
>pink rgb
tranny

>>531673530
>glass of milk
holy shit what a faggot

what did FromSoftware mean by that

>>531673604
you're cute...

>>531673858

Mommys Milkies? uwu

>>531673530
>1.12

>>531673863
FMC will win game of the year!!

>>531675272
Does 3.3.5 have dxvk and ultra wide support? Turtle does.

I believe FMC 5.0 will win!

>>531676032
yes

Explain to me the FMC versioning

>>531676032
Does Epoch have broken and unfinished custom content they continue to ignore while adding new broken and unfinished custom content? Turtle does.

>>531676174
Not built in.

>>531676224
FMC 3.0 all began in late 2024, when Sylma first met Elaynna. This is when the cognihazard was implanted, the beginning of the end. Working it over as FMC began to wake back up from The Slumbering, Filthydrunk began to grow suspicious. Things weren't right and he could see it, and that was his doom. Immediately the Shadow Clique began to pull the strings, and the ChudPurge Protocol came into effect, to silence any misgendering, anti-ERP normie chuds voicing their dissent in the guild chat.

The year turns, and Fuutank is also earmarked for destruction. The effect is instant, Filthy and Fuu hit, and self-annihilate. Elaynna claimed her first kill, and the Shadow Clique, under her control, believed it was their choice. But follow the money, follow the information, it all leads back to Elaynna. The next on the chopping block was Orbseeker, a femoid that threatened to undermine the trannie's powerbase if she was ever allowed to speak. She was destroyed in mere days.

Johntankman resisted, but was easily sidelined by brilliant politicking by Elaynna. By pretending to take the fall from Filthydrunk, she masterfully took a step out of the spotlight and could flit back into the dark. The second sphere began to take shape, and now FMC was doomed. She simply let the guild begin to rip itself apart, and Sylma, the "leader" of the Shadow Clique, was assassinated on her birthday, in broad daylight. Heartbroken, Gargoth teetered on the brink, and Elaynna was on the cusp of victory.

Dark Prism took effect, and Elaynna now basically ruling the Shadow Clique, began to employ Direct Empathic Control and stirred the schizos into a frenzy. John had to go, and she stirred up such a shitstorm that he blew away like grass in the wind. Zaptuah was demoted and thrown to the curb, and all it took was to burn Agent Torzag. He had no more use, and was discarded like a spent bottle of lotion.

This is the End of Days.

>>531673863
FullMetal Chuds

>>531676764
That's so funny Elaynna

https://www.project-epoch.net/features/world/locations/eastern-kingdoms/
https://www.project-epoch.net/features/world/locations/kalimdor/
>6 custom quest hubs for the Alliance
>2 for the horde, both level 40 and above and one of them is literally just two tents and a watchtower

can no one else play paladin on 'poch.

pochie has no high elves

pochie lost...

>>531677792
I hope because some of the Horde zones already were so barren they added new content to the existing hubs instead of just stiffing them overall

Tip #4 for having fun on Epoch:

Play with randoms. Help someone kill an elite, even if it slows you down. Whisper a “thanks” when someone buffs you. That tiny social stuff? It’s the real content. It’s what private servers are for.

Avatarfags should just kill themwselves

>>531673858
milk is based (only if its raw). jews do not reply.

>>531678823
Aoi stfu you haven't helped anyone in months, sit the fuck down.

>>531672775
We'll certainly get to see a good bit of salt with world bosses

>>531680687
That is not Aoi, it's the tranny of Deca skinwalking Aoi

>>531681119
proofs?

>>531681489
Message me on discord

So, i can't just walk into Naxxramas once i hit 60 i have to do a bunch of other dungeons and autistically grind gear before i'm let in by other players?

>>531681580
Ok. Who are you?