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previous >>531518307

im a girl btw

*PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPP*

Do we have any artists in the thread?

im a shartist

i truly believe sailing, like TES6, will never come out. it's not real.

> Pirate Software's Own Dad Just Destroyed His Career. He's 100% Done.

its over...........

Sell me your 3rd age axe for max gold right now

imagine your dad getting you a job at bliizard and you can't even say happy bday or apologize lol

lol wait link the dad thing. this is real?

im setting up an osg luring team, if youre interested.
The idea is simple, we need a little bitch who will be the lure. Go stand about in wildy looking pathetic, maybe cry while you're playing or something.

Then run into multi and the osg girls/bad boys will login and wreck the pkers shit. I believe we can do this quite successfully.

this is the best weapon

>>531598886
https://x.com/Awk20000/status/1944487763988156461

>>531599010
for me to poop on

embarrassing

>>531599010
dwh flopping is the worst experience in the game

>>531599057
ts hard to watch runephew... s.o. my pops south side crip ride or die my og 4 lyfe

i only got the warhammer after they lowered the drop rate

>>531598058
if this was reddit, i would be upboated and crowned king of reddit for eternity

Have you guys ever gotten a mega rare drop super early? I once got Zilyana in 13 kills and never went back.

i got mine at the original rate in the singles rooms

>>531599771
>boaty
omg just like my favourite slop streamer
heres some reddit gold

>>531599907
ty sir *tips hat*

uhhhh B0aty is the reason we have ironman mode and people are still playing so much today. Thank him.

john dad's son is going to be like "if it makes you feel any better, i didn't ask you for inferno help after the 5th time failing."

my father has become earnestly religious as he gets older and hes alienated my mother and the siblings with it

is he zamorakian or saradominist

theres not really a difference anymore lol

>use an item on an ironman
>they stand alone
this is just asking to get flamed

>>531600143
my dad became like this but cynically rather than earnestly

https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1m25sv8/osrs_events_usa_2026_player_survey/
>host it in Detroit
>streamer cock sucking events
>reddit crying about orange man bad somehow
yeah thats a no from me

i would only want to go to one of these events to see mod north W or andrew gower W

this took 3 hours easily the worst speed ca ive done so far

how exactly are jagex coming up with these target times

omg theres a yofukashi no uta sequel

What are the lowest combat stats with which it's worth it to start grinding slayer? I'm getting sick of ammonite crabs.

>>531602024
i forgot the pic apparently

>>531602265
no1 cares bondie

>>531602383
be nice

>>531586021
true

>>531602265
there are ml algos to depixel censored text jsyk

i hate mains and irons that have end game gear

doesnt sra beat scythe at vard

>>531602521
aww poor baby was forced to do content for ca awwwwwww 139 kc to "complete" the boss gj bondie bet you got all the gear in your ss as drops right

if you want to destroy my sweaterrrrr whoa whoa oh

>>531602190
until you can use neive or steve
the discount cirno sucks

It really bothers me seeing WoW refugees complain about "going dry" not getting a drop when they haven't even hit the drop rate yet. Refugees need to adopt our way of life.

will i hit puberty again when i turn 30 like pirate software?

https://youtu.be/EVd-cgWoiMY?si=Wu8KuBqxnXubpnIl

>>531603030
for normal kills ye but for speed its too fast you dont get enough fully stacked sra hits in

>>531603332
that dude is in his late 30s?
dude looks like hes a zoomer

>>531603138
thats not me i just want you to be nicer

i told you guys to play highspell a few months ago, now even mudkip is shilling it.

im just so glad there were no shady trafficking islands in gielinor and it was all a hoax

why would I care what mudkip plays? hes a joo

>>531603751
wait until the sailing files drop

if i wanted to play rsc i wouldve played it when it was available why would i want to play a busted ass rsc clone

This changes every thing.

>>531603589
if you complain about having to play the game ctfu

d3k sucked it raw

whats the longest youve let kingdom run ive done 7.5m down to 750k before idk if you can refill without collecting and get more

>referencing hantranny the gender grifter
mudkip was never my friend

>>531604241
you can let it run for 1 year i think before it just stops

how many licks does it take d3 to get to the center of a tootise roll pop

>>531604210
>>531604538
good morning shortys

you can tell im not shortys because i try to be funny and not a pervert with it

brighter shores is so fucking dead, no one is even talking about it anymore.

im havent checked my kingdom in 2 months and i put like 1m in there last time

i rake my kingdom every 3 days

yep gotta rake or youre just throwing money away

>>531604241
I've never touched it since I did the quest like 5 year sago.

sanguine and radiant should also have requirements to complete sra and a set of oathplate

>>531603991
Why? Are you going to plank make?

>>531604961
silence bondie the green helmie is speaking

call me green helmie again and its gonna be a fade

st0ck is an iron

st0ck is a freaking moron

now that im done the aerial fishing grind on the weam i think its time to take the quest grind seriously beast mode engaged tn only 24 quests to go

>>531605701
whats youre rsn if i may ask i have become invested in youre progress

dont leak your rsn without a lawyer present

>>531605767
weam (with a dream)

>>531605875
your stats are ZESTY

what acorn should i give him

>>531606168
KYS

>>531606168
crystal

lowtier crybaby has extreme meltdown over people being better at him in a 10 year old game

the seed of lies

>>531606218
thanks this is the one i wanted to give him
gotta go now though so ill do it later

>>531606112
which ones

im a f2p uim so i dont have pets or crystal acorns or aerial fishing

what's the clan chat to join to talk to cute girls playing runescape

>firemaking lowest level
>cant even do tears to level up rc
god i hate firemaking
and yes i know you can just stay at winterthot till 99 but it still makes me wanna kms

literally just burn logs lol

does f2p have puke text

Guys guys guys sodapopin just got into a drama with xaryu and savix and just just guzu just just sodapopin wintertodt tempoross just

wish mitchy would play osrs

>>531606168
redwood

>>531602024
it was harder when i did it

which one of you is gonna plunder my pyramid

*plunders*

https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1m223x1/gim_group_leader_gone_crazy_options/
yt crashout

were thralls really just made so utility dps magic would be just "get hit really hard"

My dream is to retire and play RuneScape for the rest of my life

Is anyone else like this? I have a fairly high-paying job but due to existing investments eg property and the desire to grow my career, I feel constantly strapped for time.

I still play a bit here and there but I would love one day to be able to retire comfortably and be able to play RuneScape. I think about this every day.

Just wondering if anyone else is like this.

I am 30

im living his dream and all i had to do was fuck up my life and become a shutin

i get stressed out when i play runey

>>531608385
yes but i dont have a job im a neet i live with my grandparents

my dream is to go back in time and buy bitcoin for next to nothing so I can play runey all day but you dont hear me whining about it do you

plarped a greasy pile of plorp. a stinky exodus that would make even meriiplarp wince.
and the best part is i feel another round in the chamber.
bubble bubble plarp and shart let this brown blast make its mark!

>>531608385
yes, but in a different way.

>>531608385
this is basically me already (i'm a NEET who plays OSRS all day)

>>531608771
lol that was pretty good

>>531608385
>30
>owns has property investments
nigga a trust fund baby

Xaryu Confronts Sodapoppin: You Were Supposed to Bring the Fish!

should have been xar mitchy gim....\

sodapoopin gets to play runescape for money and he has an animegf if only i had the balls to be a streamer back when there was no competition

bros i clicked a link here the other day and what the FUCK happened to soda? Why's he got that faggy hair? I never really watched him, just saw him play WC3 a few times. I thought he was a based wowCHAD why does he look like a fag now?

>>531609293
unfortunately youre not charismatic or skilled so you wouldnt have made it anyways

babymoders truly mystify me sometimes

Jagex needs fo remove world bosses. Only wilderness bosses should exist. Move zulrah and huey and chambers of xeric to Dareeyak

>>531608385
I'm retired already in my early 30's because of schizophrenia, I own my small apartment and get 2k€/month to buy food, cigs, utilities and ofc MMO gold. Also hi leddit.

>>531609097
faggot. i got a scimitar from a medieval fair and painted it.

>>531609482
I play both, there's literally no reason not to play at least 2 accounts at once and why would I want more than one ironman

>>531609706
yeah taht was the link. wtf man

>>531609293
at least you didnt stream back when streaming wasnt remotely profitable and gain an audience then drop it because it wasnt making you any money

>>531609690
no i mean their behavior. yb was crowding me on an empty world stealing the drops i was juggling and ignoring his own stuff

owned lol

POG

that was fast

you have to play on total worlds if you want to not be bothered by people who dont have 2 brain cells to rub together

i play 2.2k world rev orks

the pkers on 2,2k worlds are scary i soil my pants when my screen starts flashing

i really respect good pkers who like skilling too but most of them buy their accounts

DOOOOOOOOOOOOD

oh im a poggy bear
yes im a poggy bear
oh im a cloggy moggy hoggy bloggy poggy bear

my cat gets so excited when i play with her lol shes retarded but cute

>>531607554
yeah I honestly can't imagine the amount of attempts it would take without rancour

Are the total world level requirements going to change when sailing comes out?

>>531611479
tazner youre stupid as fuck if you think thats all thats changed from when i did it fuck you dont reply to me again you stupid cunt

>>531611449
my cat used to lick and sniff the air when i scratched her butt

do you guys hop when a random person tries to talk to you? i get nervous and either try to finish the convo as fast as possible or pretend im afk

Woodcutting minigame when

i bet it was a lot cheaper when midzy serviced that

i have a plugin that auto hops 10-15 ticks after a chat message

>>531611716
50/50 u were getting your cat "in the mood" lol (sex style)

>>531612161
thats gross youre gross

not as gross as the poh smell of a cat owner

>>531612161
lol ;)

>>531612370
im not the one doing foreplay with my cat sexual style lol

milking ahh runephews out here violating they kitties lmao

wow stream FISHES SHRIMP in osrs (real reaction)

>>531612085
serviced what

services THIS *unzips bbc sr*

>>531613158
can i see

i wish i was your cat

maybe if you werent such a thirsty bitch with your 12 second reply

ive been trying to see hog for months but nobody posts it they just tease me

i wish mass squirking was still a thing i never got to do it

you just want someone to post it so you can leak it and go evil mode on it

were you the one who told me to post cock yesterday because im type a >>531613409

ya thats me

>>531613434
Jagex needed to make it so it was random and not some poor vene shitter taking the heat

i probably have the biggest hog here

>>531613674
can i see

nyo

would kcj girls or white goth girls be impressed if i green logged the dt2 bosses

chad only

>>531611751
no i love it when people talk to me in game

i don't like that weird baby talk thing people have started doing where they say "ahh" instead of "ass"

consolidated slayer blocks thats gonna be crazy

>>531614465
its n behavior

its hit or miss talking to randos. one time i was talking to an iron and he just infodumped at me about what he was doing while i said nothing. then left the slayer place we were at, ran back with his gear and gear swapped to like show off to me or something idk
it was endearing in a way like a little puppy doing a trick or a child showing you a drawing. but then you remember this is a grown man and probably a redditor so its sickening

>>531614541
black people are masculine, they wouldn't talk like babies

yn think we on that googoogaga ahh shi till we pull up with the draco

i probably have the smallest hog here...

2 2s slang >>>
mandems seent that

>>531614594
thats so cute rsn

>>531614780
uhm no? mine is much smaller faggot

i can't imagine being d3ks boyfriend, niggas with the trophy wife mentality lmfao. lil whore posting herself in a shitty general no less

toronto slang does nothing for me i cant not imagine drake zesty ahh in his reading glasses flipping through a dictionary looking for good slang to invent

runephews talm bout 1 mid white bitch like she bad lmfao she a 10 where u from a 4 where im at sybau goofy ah uncs

>>531615047
lowkey hes an osg ccer and made her post lewds here

>>531611751
Yes all the time it makes me uncomfortable. Its like when a boomer at the grocery store tries to make small talk with me.

you cant make someone post lewds of themselves

ive been trying to get someone to post nudes of themselves i want to see some hog

if you saw d3k on stage at magic city in tears with no money would you tip

Xxxxl shirt size aah

>Will the Bowstring Spool "sink" the bowstrings into it or allow removal?
>Strings can be freely removed from the Spool, and while near a bank you can also remove them as notes for easier emptying.
this is lame, it should delete them from the economy like the compost bucket deletes compost

>>531611751
I don't mind if people talk to me as long as there's some kind of purpose to the discussion, but I dislike it when they ask me how I am or what's up.

How much is the sub fee now?

>>531615047
maybe he likes being cucked no fetish shaming in the thread please

>>531615337
whats his rsn?

is it really deleting it if it converts it into a better form that gets used in the exact same way

paying an escort to pose as a threadgirl and scamming thirsty thread boys out of rsgp

>>531615881
if you're in india you can buy 20 bonds for $10
>>531615914
yes because you cant take it out of the bucket, the bucket acts as a sink for compost, effectively removed from the economy forever

for me a sink would be like hey if you give me 10000 compost ill let you build a spirit tree here not hey if you give me 10000 compost ill turn it into 20000 compost but you cant get them back even though you have no reason to ever want to do that

thats because youre smarter than a 5th grader

i think im going to start pulling my hair out and punching holes in the wall whenever i die as punishment

destiny should sell their game to someone else and they should remove all the gay stuff and add wilderness pk and trading.

what if your punishment for dying was posting increasingly lewd pictures of yourself here haha

or 1 death = 1 dong pic

how many of the fight cave cas are doable for a gay retard

gnomonkey got zuk helm didnt he? that should answer your question

hedron is a woman i think so hes a fat retard not a gay retard

How the hell do sausage fingers do cg on mobile?

perfect tob only costs 200m and u dont even have to do verzik

idk how people do anything on mobile i dont even like to afk on mobile

gnome monkey got bullied by king condor

gnomemonkey is a failed youtuber and streamer

gnomonkey gets more excited about diabolic worms than his wifes worm

tarzaned made dantes cry, condor made monkey cry, that's why i respect maldavius figree cause ain't no one is going to make that gay furry cry.

>>531618190
who who who who who

that nigga definitely cries himself to sleep at night knowing that he irrevocably ruined his reputation

>>531618679
that yt gonna crack and shoot up a school everyone knows this

did he base that name on mendacious moldbug

you people have made him an idol...

on a blood shard dry streak.

>new player starts a helmie main
>must pay for sub
like fish in a barrel heh

>>531618493
owl bitch

i didn't because i always knew there was something wrong with him, him roaching in WoW and not taking some accountability was epic.

>>531619109
lol i do be yarping sometimes

>>531619079
actually after i started my iron i sent in a ticket telling them i had buyers remorse to have it refunded and they did it

should i prioritize prayer or spec switches for my fang kit attempt

the meta routes are get a job at mcdoanlds or have a $30start up as a neet and gear up a main and do vorkath for 2 weeks straight and buy 20 bonds for a year, and repeat.

the meta for a new player is actually to do duo nex for bis

is base 40s a good point to get members, or what should i go for? ive just started playing

i could easily perma fund bonds now that seemed impossible a little while ago, i just dont do it because id prefer playing to not feel like a chore i was doing just to keep going

i will never ever touch nex post ca dogshit boss

how many vb longnecks did evscape have to drink to transform into a mongolian

>>531619504
At $20 an hour you can just buy 100m gold which is about 98 days of membership via bonds.

>>531619620
the best time to get members is immediately

>>531619620
get it as soon as you find out you like the game

abyssal dagger is such a cool weapon design and i like how the player holds it

131 attempts this year. 9th Zuk.

Nobody kills me 8 times and gets away with it. Just as many deaths to 3x jads.

Big thanks to Reddit 07 cc for their support. Especially past few weeks, where I really went all out with around 2 runs a day.

Also I am 39, on a 10 year old laptop. Go send attempts team Iron!

For people asking how I did it: picrel

>>531619620
you could do the f2p quests now for max value. after that yes.

Sometimes I go to Wintertodt for a few hours just for the extremely fast xp. It feels good seeing number go up so quickly.

>>531620356
uh why are those items radioactive? be careful!

zuk is free? like it’s so easy to kill

i hate huey so much this is hell im stuck in hell jagex free me already

hahahahaha this nigga bringing a dart swap to inferno

this is the hard part of inferno

i think it was creative to change the imgur link in the copy pasted reddit post to picrel

>>531620356
>>>
> Anonymous 07/17/25(Thu)11:24:07 No.531620156▶
>>>531619620
dang if only there were a simulator you can use to save your time

I hate thieving!!!!

>>531620426
>>531620156

yeh thats what i was thinking

>>531620071
i wanted to get some mage levels so i can safespot quests, instead of wasting members time doing it. well generally just getting a bunch of levels in skills that would be f2p skilling anyway

can i do the next reddit post im so starved for attention

not my fault you're not black lol

>>531620765
Why do i have to slog through 60 waves to get to that

>>531620991
lol

>>531620987
please make it a good post

do you think reddit would appreciate jhnd the way we do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3MUsmg3WqM
:o

idc about that chunker please dont post them

>>531619620
FUCK OFF WOWNIGGER

all runescape girls have such ugly voices

>>531621619
>open video
>northern accent
>close video

one chonkers are the most boring meme account

area locks are pretty sovl

WERE BACK BABY

Botbusting yet again, the harvest is good, the harvest is plentiful.

Many farmers out there harvesting these crops though. I've completely limited what I take now, just mystics no dds. Profit wise over the last day and a half we're looking at about 12m

where are u doing this at? revenants?

theres nothing wrong with norf fc girls

>>531621119
the waves in fight caves and inferno build up with the simple rule of adding 1 bat per wave. its like that 2048 game
bat + bat = blob
blob + blob = melee
melee + melee = ranger
ranger + ranger = mage
mage + mage = jad
the wave layout is not arbitrary, its an emergent property of that rule
you don't "have" to do anything but you should because it forces you to learn a lot of stuff about the game

i love logging in and seeing that one of my reports was acted upon by jagex

hes killing rogue chest bots lol rev bots would eat him alive also hes gonna get banned cuz bots mass report u haha

>>531621694
i cancelled my wow sub to try this game nigger

wow youre making 200k an hour killing suicide bots i applaud you for your service

>done everything there is to do in f2p
>too cheap to pay almost $20 a month on membership
>only other option is bond which is 14.5 mil
>assuming I make 200k/hr that would take 73 hours
ya it's over

>>531620356
Oh no.... sweetie needs gear markers to tell what items are for what style way to self report yourself for being a noob

>>531622803
Should have changed your character to a girl and acted ditzy and confused, people practically throw money and items at you.

hey drake how about you drop me your tooth bitch ass nigga or else imma get my little goblin kendrick to murk your ass again.

>>531622296
No rogues castle, theres a lot of competition.
My secret to success is this:
>I dont attack other pkers, I just switch world
>When my keys are somewhere between 200-400k I gtfo
>Attack the bots that dont change prayer, its just easier
>Look out for bots who are suiciding to mobs, they're about to go home to dump a shit load of loot, 200k-300k key
>Entity hider on, hide npcs
>Learn stair fu.

i hate the huey drop mechanics so fucking much. you do 18 kills and you just know that youre not getting the loot. it doesnt matter if i duo or trio or solo i will never get any fucking loot with this garbage mechanic i have 230 kills duoing with bots, i get big bones(most damage) every single kill and i only have 6 hides so far. WHAT THE FUCK was jagex thinking with this absolute garbage

>>531623508
enjoy your ban KEK

exactly what i was thinking pvpers cannot stop losing

Yo I'm taking huge fucking shit at work right now

why would he get banned

>>531623728
I'd like to see them try
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f14CO4uRnVA

>>531623962
https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1lonqd1/dear_jagex_bots_are_banning_real_people/

>>531624113
I've seen this fake ass post. Bot propaganda its an IQ test, you failed it.

left to right JHND d3k papacuckel

i feel like sometimes blacks use the hard R just to troll other niggas

https://www.ge-tracker.com/item/soul-rune
un nerf soul wars.
NOW

is there anything more humiliating than a max fire cape?

This will be interesting to see how this looks in a few days.

>>531625191
its a brave sign of protest against sloppy endurance content

need d3k sloppy

can we talk about how d3k spam picked back up when hywnbn returned

what the fuck does hywbn mean

bros with all the fuckin wildy bots when am i ever gonna be able to do bosses on my ironman
every world is either taken or within a min of me being there some boozo jumps in

i think its welsh for john dad

How the fuck do people manage to switch prayers at Yama's last phase there is so much shit happening

where does this rate on the based meter? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5oLAry8KnU

>>531626313
this but hunllef

>>531626014
what are you saying anon?

The wildy bots are huge, imagine in just half a day I killed enough to get 10m from them.
Did the bots stop? No.
Now think there are groups and groups of players doing the same thing as me, logging in and killing those bots.
That 10m now goes over 100m. They're losing that much profit a day and yet they persist.

The networks are huge, I mean just a quick search of the names I posted here:
>>531623508
You'll find accounts with nothing but 99 thieving and they shit these out with hundreds more on standby.

>>531626708
Hunllef is easy though, it makes a moo sounds the attack before it will switch styles and then does a little awoo when it actually switches. Yama just makes a vague hand gesture that you have to pick up on in all the chaos.

>>531626838
No tacklebox?

go on love show us ya tacklebox corr

wow thats the most goldbuyer bank screenie i think ive ever seen

>>531626961
only 9 temple ross kc
id like to have that shit eventually to save some bank space but theres other stuff to do first

>>531626196
>bros with all the fuckin wildy bots when am i ever gonna be able to do bosses on my ironman
Probably during leagues, when half the playerbase is fucking around with that.

sodapoppin said fuck osrs, you're all autistic, this game is a glorified cookie-clicker and he doesn't even like playing and is only doing it for money because it's the current meta

>>531627191
no league this year

>>531627164
i sold my masori(f) after i gave the tbow back to my friend and bought bandos for doing colo

imagine posting your goldseller bank and trying to flex

>>531627489
its not a flex i am poor as shit why would i risk my account for like 200m rofl

i dont talk to people who buy gold sorry, maybe try to be less obvious next time.

>>531623902
Most bots have a script that reports people who kill them lol so if he keeps killing them hes gonna get a macroing major ban haha

>>531627717
ok cutie

d3 cute feet

how to show your room temperature iq in a post

i buy gold in real life because it's a safer and more predictable investment than stocks and i like having something physical that i can hold in my hand

>>531626925
>bro thinks hes odablock because he killed glorified npcs
Lmaooooo

>>531627723
thats dumb, youre dumb.

>>531627910
Proofs?

im gonna verb all over the shop

If paper and digital currency fails are you going to start buying your tendies with gold chunks? No because your stupid rock will be just as worthless

i dont even know who odablock is

>>531628126
dont come crying when you get perma banned in a week or two lol

i like the idea of trading gold for chicken, just like in my heckin' RPGerinos

goods and services can be exchanged for goods and services

>>531628321
Way to show your age, boomer.

>>531628321
muslim torvesta

>>531628434
why would i cry, this is an anonymous forum you retard. youre salivating over one post on reddit like its some gold standard, youre absolutely monkey nuts retarded. like genuinely you might need help, professional even.

i cry almost every day people here are really mean

butch ah runephew

its because they are miserable people irl

im very mean to people here especially jay and my life is pretty awesome

even if you have a nice standard of living it doesnt mean you arent miserable

>Barrow's Gloves
>Fairy Rings
>Iban's Staff
god save me from having to do these terrible quests to get these

>>531628262
>If paper and digital currency fails are you going to start buying your tendies with gold chunks?
yeah, that's what my four fathers did 10,000 years ago

>>531628736
youre gonna cry when you lose your account that you spent 5 years getting to 30 magic

>>531629626
Eww u had 4 dads gross thats gay

>>531598058
this is a great chance to encode some dark mk ultra symbolism

>>531628736
you are very out of place here lol

>>531629896
nah, i also had 8 mothers

omg torvesta does not look like he sounds like

>>531630242
blud got ruckin ranced sit the fuck down zoggy

torvesta used to be the st0ck of pvp

>>531630558
what does this mean

Is there a way to keep track of xp gained within multiple sessions? My xp tracker always resets. Both on pc and mobile. Say xp gained in a week.

>>531630619
iykyk

torvestas fashion sense is very strange i expected better streetwear from a lad like him

st0ck says: hes straight hes a man and he is afraid of having sex

i really dont want to do toa

>>531630853
i can fix all 3 of those

solo toa is grim but toa with some mates is ripper lad just bloody bang on innit

grok make my post sound like a gyaru

yama contracts are already less gp/hr than tob
bots W
private equity W
gnomemonkey L

gyaru rsgf..

25 Buttholes W
Odablock W
Framed W
Torvesta W
Guzu L
Andrew Gower L
Odablock L

Got the upper level and the deposit thingie unlocked. Should I get prospector or coal bag next? I'm a helmie.

>>531598058
here i spent the last 4 hours working on this u can turn this in and take the credit for it if u want

do they really expect me to sit here and fish for rubys with max gear to get this last CA

uhhh how do I kill my waterfiends

>>531633340
theyre in the ancient cavern by the barb fishing spot my meriiprincess

>>531633407
konar says it has to be in iowerth

cant you just be 100% safe in the wildy if you have an alt splashing on you

>>531633462
oh uh the ioRwerth slayer dungeon is the one inside the city not the ioRwerth camp

>>531633595
wtf

>>531633340
even the game is telling you to skip your waterfiends tasks

>>531630242
why is mammal so girly

>>531633340
you only go in there for the song of the elves quest you retard its when you try steal an orb or something

>>531633694
I would but I dont have any points left

sailingbros... its doing numbers... its gonna win the competition...

>>531611696
(you)

>>531633990
they should take some inspiration from brighter shores these capes are sick!!!!!

>>531634408
you misspelled shit

d3k can freaking get it

>>531634408
the definition of overdesigning

>>531634408
They look like shit capes, but with some alterations, they would make pretty cool banners to hang up in a guild.

>>531634408
i remember seeing the tier 1 capes and they looked like baby bibs in game

damn I really enjoyed that shores game for a week or 2 is it dead already

>>531634840
no people are still playing! i just unlocked the blue version of the fish ive been fishing this entire time so exciting!!!!

guys i kinda think CRAZED is a good is a good resource pack

>>531634840
yea they forgot to add trading to an mmo and then when they finally added trading after everyone already left they forgot to make anything actually worth trading since everything comes from vendors

chat should I block waterfiends

why dont any of you raid? tob is the most fun content in the game how about you get over your pathetic social anxiety and freaking try it

i did story tob it was fun im gonna do real tob once i get stronger

grow a garden is just better man

tob is not fun because people sperg out if you dont do tedious unfun strats to save 5 seconds

you can tob in welfare gear

>>531635092
can you tob with me and defend me if people start being mean

>>531635385
i have all of that

im not even 90 combat yet

>>531635441
sure rsn?

>>531635385
elite void is not welfare gear

>>531635092
because i'm half-tarded and all tob raiders want to do 600 invoc raids that i can't keep up with

>>531635513
its literally free

>>531635092
cause i can solo 540s/cm/colo

>>531635509
jhnd

whisperer is 70m/h so if it takes more than 1 hour to get that is 70m right there

>>531635676
sorry something came up i cant

>>531608385
That's absolutely pathetic

i have not played since 2009

>>531635896
this game did not exist in 2009 though

will jagex ever fix zulrah?

do you prefer to grind early skill levels "normally" or are you following the optimal quest guide to get as many skill levels from quests as possible?

whats wrong with zulrah

pot tob

zulrah has the gay 50 damage cap im surprised they didnt get rid of that when they made the recent changes

>>531636175
i hate how everyone who isn't me pronounces zulrah
i feel like it should be "zool-rah"

>>531636158
i generally did not grind any skills that were not quest requirements besides combats (ranged and some magic) before completing the quests. i dont care if thats efficient thats what i felt was correct. when you have 99 ranged and 80+ magic you can just blow through the late-stage quests like ds2 sotf wgs sote dt2

did you ever think that maybe you're the one thats capped and not zulrah

i rather cg than zulrah honestly

>>531636184
why are you hiding little ko-chan...

KBD is unironically a better designed boss than zulrah lmao

>>531636487
based

>>531635092
toa/cox are pretty simple. not that fun, just bulldozing through everything with max gear

>>531636431
>she has the xp tracker plugin
ick

might join the FB osrs community, they seem less gay than reddit and /osg/ and more chill

trolling facebook boomers for teh lulz

>>531636662
track this

>>531635092
pvm is boring and it makes me sleepy

>>531636970
>she can't collect 4x yew roots
ICK!

>>531637086
NO I CAN COLLECT 2
and now i can grow spirit trees finally holy

>just memorize the heckin rotatorinos and you can fight the boss
such a noninteractive piece of shit. it should be removed from the game. jad phase is the only part of the fight that makes any sense. I hope whoever made this shit has a terrible life

>>531637165
uhm correction you can only grow ONE spirit tree noob

>>531637278
are you serious wtf
>Outside of a POH, players can have one spirit tree from level 83 to level 90, two spirit trees at level 91 and an unlimited amount at level 99. These levels can be boosted.
WTF

>>531637219
aww did someone shake too hard on jad and die? :-(

personally i use the zulrah phase plugin even after 500kc its like another mechanic now

>>531637371
I put my first at brimhaven

>>531637459
my poh is in brimhaven so thats how i get to port sarim quickly, just house tab
i guess i can move the house now, any ideas?

When did nightmarerh go full schizo?

>>531637569
rimmington

>>531637658
you mean like modern medicine bad schizo?

>>531637675
haha is it just because theres no good teleport to that area?

>>531637756
He took the rfk pill

>>531637817
its faster to get to brimhaven from there

>>531637418
we're talking about zulrah, not fight caves. learn to read you lower order mongoloid cretin
>>531637426
>you have to use a plugin to make the boss palatable
absolutely unacceptable. how the fuck do they think it's okay to spend dev time on sailing slop when there's derelict bullshit like this still in the game?

>>531638125
aww is someone having a melty because she cant kill zulrah? :-( just fyi venny grandmas can kill that boss so if u cant that means ur absolute dogshit at this basic ass cookie clicker video game

are you implying grandmas are bad at video games because your comparison gives off problematic vibes

>>531636175
>ruined the camelot flax run route
>devalues wilderness bosses
>pattern memorization boss not found anywhere else in the game so multiple deaths are required for learning
>except now because you can just use a nox hally and not care about anything

yeah the problem is that guys a noob and he cant kill zulrah (one of the easiest "bosses" in the game) lolz

>>531638687
>so multiple deaths are required for learning
maybe if you STINK

meriiprincess did you find the waterfiends

>>531638717
Zulrah was harder for me to learn than corrupted hunleff

blue on the side equals rotate and thats all yopu need to remember at the snek

>>531638938
no

>>531639002
Have you considered that you might be bad?

>>531639138
weak bait. try again

zulrah is the perfect example of toxic game design

>>531639194
nice

bitch is picking up mudrunes and addy warhammers like what??? lol

Im afking sand crabs for range xp and im using a dorgeshuun crossbow, im about to hit 50, should i get an upgrade? for some reason i find it hard to believe my best 'next upgrade' is rune cbow at 61 even if the dorg one has higher speed.

nightmarerh is as chad, nigga say fag in his channel and he doesn't really care lol

>>531639002
>memorizing wrote bullshit is harder than learning a skill
shocking! who would have guessed!

do waterfiends really attack with ranged idk they seem like magic attackers to me ive never killed one though in like 30m slayer xp

she could have saved sailing

>>531639191
common deflection. way to out yourself

>>531639298
i do the same thing, money is money theres not much else to do anyway on slayer tasks

$10,000,000 or a chance to play runescape with these guys?

>>531639390
they use both

osg told me settled was a cute twink but the guy is legit hideous its kinda sad really

>>531639520
settled is such a fucking twink

he just looks like a regular nerd

mod gee wouldn't had made female dwarves trannies thats fer sure b

>>531639331
Use the hunter crossbow or magic shortbow imbued

23 mutated zygomite task but I litterally cant skip it because I only have 30 points and if I skip it I might get something worse

thats a quick one

>>531639663
>she thinks some autistic guy that does retarded shit in a 40 year old game would be "cute"
LOL
M
A
O

jimmy looks like the kind of guy that secretly has a scat fetish

>>531639395
Who is the new Jagex sweetheart these days anyway? Is it Mod Blossom?

I think settled looks cute

>>531639990
It's Mod MyGirlfriend

is she rssingle

>>531639520
id do it for 40k

>>531639395
tfw gee will never design osrs rollerskates that allow us to move faster

ill never forgive her

>>531641357
>fails to reciprocate my implied romantic advances
>gets uglier as a result
Deserved.

>>531641357
shes cute now like my wife eluned

>>531641357
aug 2019 is the best one there though

>buy cheesy potato for 9 gp from warriors guild
>list on GE for 264 gp
>???
>infinite gp
don't tell anyone about this

personally i think the more modern models like verzik, the elves, etc, are much more visually appealing than the old models

its so over....

>>531641981
KYS

>>531641357
>black father
>white mother
>asian daughter
runescape is a magical place

eel girl more like eeL girl

eel girl rules i love her so much though

>>531642275
do you know what asians look like

just waiting for a mate

>>531639520
j1mmy is so ugly

>>531642595
yes, i have played the elf questline...

squirkin it solo style but I'd rather squirk it with you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZaJtFxtVbI
:o

short brunettes love ugly men like j1mmy bruce greene and wormbf deal with it sweatie

recall orb + guardian + agility boots was the right choice in leagues

>>531643274
hi meriipu

is d3 short i dont think we know her height

>>531642980
Women are attracted to men with power, that's why j1mmy is so popular with the ladies. Also, being funny helps, I guess.

>>531642976
omg.........

>>531643523
im funny lookin still incel

$50 or dinner with piratesoftware?

id have dinner with him but i wouldnt say a single word, id listen to what he had to say and thats what no one did

everyone listened to what he said but he went against what he said when the time came to live his values
talk is cheap

>>531643397
she's 6'5" and 275 lbs

ur getting memed on thats a marilyn manson quote he was talking about the school shooters at columbine

>greater demon task after i already got all my tormneted stuff
L

eluned is a baddie tho you have to admit

*PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP*

every time

>>531646079
ong not the cheese

nic cage voice: >>531646196

jhnd W
troon L

you makin yourself cum?

>>531646079
she cute

no my rsso does

im just a lonely squirker

if they added summoning we could have pickle rick as a familiar

>i'm unlocking runescape 1 fart at a time
>my goal?
>runescape's hardest challenge:
bbbrrrraaaaaaaappppppppppppp

>uims with pack yeks
it would be funny

dongs abbies
watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RsaUZnfzWY
sipping not fridge monster

gentleman. it's time

i dont care

CHAT

>>531649420
omg huge

>>531649447
you better be typing 55

>>531649551
I could only type 50

>>531649606
do your cas!!

>>531649663
omg why do you think I am doing slayer cas are locked behind slayer but slayer is locked behind cas aaaaaaaaaaaa

>>531649196
>>531649420
I am right behind you fellow UIMbro

It is literally impossiblr to do callisto bosses in 2k25 because so msny pker

ick

>>531649850
It was really painful but I ended with 78 magic and I started at like lvl 42 lol.

got to p3 wardens before i ran out of supplies, slowly improving but still wildly suicidal after wasting an hour of my life at this garbage content
=v= i think the play would be to send another one while i'm still hot i could definitely improve, i had two deaths earlier on and i kinda just got overwhelmed by all the bullshit at phase 3 that i think i understand now but i think i need to chill out

lol

>>531650441
Is this with or without insanity?

crazy how shit this gen is at the game overall

i think insanity sounds like a hard one so i do not run it =v=

gonna:
froth
piss a froth
hit a fat cone

theres like 3 or 4 good players here and then the rest are cheesers

forgot about the cone

>>531650592
Back in 2007 this game made sense. Now everything went to shit

can you name all 3 or 4

>>531651528
jhnd
meriipu
jaycutie
d333cay

>>531651657
the only good player there is jhnd

jhnd took 6 months to do inferno

lol

>>531651657
8 month cape in full rwted bis
keeps playing his dogshit restricted account so he can avoid any actually difficult pvm
died to toa monkey room
borrowed tbow for cheese cape

>>531651859
STAY WITH THE SHIELD
STAY WITH THE SHIELD

STAY WITH THE SHIELD

>>531651936
can you not be rude to my oomfy

>>531651923
and the other 3 havent done it at all
jhnd W
mod north W
soda W
merishart L
jewtroonie L
chopped ahh L
troon L

im one of the best pvmers in this general and no one knows who i really am im basically the fangblade of osg

no one would give a shit who you are either way if it makes you feel any better

im the fat gay retard of osg hundreds are amazed at how obese how much of a flaming homosexual and how fucking imbecilic i am

ok apparently this is the osg ok to borrow gear for a cape so if you want to borrow any item in the game to do an infernal cape you my bank is yours there must be a valid reason you are borrowing the item though you cant borrow one of my 3rd age picks sorry
offer only valid for meriipu and d3ks

total namefag death

someone is mad they arent on the list

does midzy have blorva

she bought it yeah

why is osg obsessed with feces?

its just a few of them but they have a scat fetish

do you mean 4clan

midzy only serviced once

>>531653128
yahooooo!

midzy came to my house and kicked my dog

sweetcorn surprise

what are the chances that jagex caves to reddit and makes blood shards harder to obtain off task

diaped up for runey

d3 and i are a couple

>>531654301
holy beast

d3k stay sending lewds in the dms

cute

nothing cute about purple "people"

>>531655043
WTF

i spy with my little eye

>>531655129
thanos grimace and ursula called they want their colour back fat bitch

shark

not like us not like us not like us

good morning to everyone except whoever balanced CAs

gotr or btd5 the 2 best tower defense games ever made

thats a weird way to spell gems td and btd4

pet dry streak ended.

okay

spooned faggot >>531658030

d3k owes me

owes you what and why

lol at that nic cage joke that one was underrated

official good players in osg list
3rd age pickaxe girl if she isnt lying but she has provided zero evidence
leyr
maybe papamichael if he gets a zuk helm
yea so thats it

diggin in my butt while chopping redwood tree

Are there any other confirmed bugged drop tables aside from royal titans, present or past?

pet dry streak ended

>>531659764
*headpat*

>>531659764
get a life incel fgt freak

i just made ultracompost from scratch for the first time wow what an exciting Iron Moment!

>>531660858
you sound cute?

>>531660949
you sound unsure

thanks??

ULTIMATE ultracompost

i might be the only person in history to ever get 750 total level on f2p
i did it lads. theyll be writing about me in the history books

oppa runey style op op op

midzy do you keep a carp in your bathtub

midzy is mean

qrd on sulphur blades?

midzy is mean in a funny and endearing way

>>531662336
bis at tob because the hitsplat being on the same tick as the first one means the crab dies 1t quicker which means the next wave doesnt stall

im 30 tickets from unlocking my pirate hook and contemplating sending myself to lumby

VAYNE V4 was the best pvmer and pvper of all time osg

>>531662375
weird post midzy

can someone recommend me a clan to join

>>531662982
4clan dont be shyt

can someone recommend me a clan other than 4clan to join

we gatekeep good clans to keep the undesirables out

midzy killed my pets like dissected them and left them laying in my front yard absolute monster

midzy stole my farming rake i accidentally dropped at miscellania now my kingdom is in shambles

Sailing chads rise up

i mine coal for miscellania

i bet you do

So many posts are like this

like what

if i was a magic tree would you pay treznor to cut me down or chop me for 30 minutes yourself

i would pay treznor i love to watch a sexy man chop wood

i would chop you for 3 ticks then world hop and then come back in 15 minutes and cut you down to trigger a forestry event and hop when the event is beehives because i have no logs

i would climb your trunk

watering my sapling rn

i want to put my seed dibber in d3ks herb patch

im a thirsty little sapling you have to water me

i didnt know you guys liked the farming skill in osrs so much

i actually if anyone is interested have had three more epic iron moments this morning i successfully nurtured a woad plant to maturity (third try) for my irons first farming contract i received my irons first hespori seed AND i planted my personal first giant seaweeds

>>531664673
you sound cute????

why do you keep saying it as a question

why are midzys people crashing out musically theyre just like crazy clout chasing this is crazy

if anyone needs me ill be cooking all the seaweed in my bank at the rogues den

i need you

behind one of these cute posts is an actual living breathing biofem and i will never be able to wife her how do i cope

>>531664914
i said it with rising tone

>>531665169
they are actual shut-ins with no human contact if you post your cock and its not ugly they will drool over it

whos coming to my birthday dinner tomorrow

an entanglement with august an entanglement with august
an entanglement?

yes male here i posted my cock in a thread very similar to this one and now i have a biofem wife. you should give it a try asap

>>531665708
wow can i see the post

no

i posted my dlong here once

you deleted it before you could get a wife

thats so cool did you win any prizes

yes but youre a pedo gooner freak so

king roald says its ok to be a pedo

only if youre rich

>>531646079
>Please bully me cape

thats right fuck max cheesers

dont look at me with those eyes

how many baby irons are there here jw

like 3 that i can think of but possibly more

when are you no longer a baby

>>531667501
bowfa

what if i max before i bother doing cg because the depression makes it hard for me to focus on pvm for more than 20 minutes at a time what then

im an adult iron

>>531667676
then youll be an adult but with the mind of a child and you wont function well in adult life and society

that checks out thats basically me irl

harvested my first ever giant seeweeds

>>531668473
you sound very cute???????????????????????????????????????????

the meta is atlatl cg skip anyways

>>531668516
no it isnt

gnomonkey said so and hes better than you are

13:12 new ba pb for me too bad im i was the healer otherwise it would have been faster

gnomemonkey x piratesoftware hcgim

if depression was a sport id be banned from all competition because nobody would believe i wasnt cheating

>>531668698
TFTI

if being gay and retarded was a sport id be heavyweight champ

>>531669070
lol

imagine how funny it would be if pirate software did a blind osrs run it'd be so obvious he's cheating

thatd be so funny im kekking my sides into orbit just thinking about it

what is a blind osrs run. what is a osrs run

im running the the 90s

lol im about to do a blind osrs run myself

anyone want to pot an osrs run? keen to send some osrs

>>531669368
are you using one of those braille keyboards

i like to do blind herb runs where i close my eyes and use my apple rotation skills

>>531669443
omg i hate you

i cant really visualize the apple that well personally

ist the blind plugin on runelite retards

>they made fun of my highlights
>they didnt realize i was preparing for this very moment

sorry i cant find it im blind

>>531669705
KYS

we love john dad here

Try this: Visualise (picture, imagine, whatever you want to call it) a ball on a table. Now imagine someone walks up to the table, and gives the ball a push. What happens to the ball?

no we dont

im not wasting my time visualizing a ball on a table if im visualizing anything its someone harvesting my kwuarms

it rolls off the table but its hard to make it roll in my head it mostly just kinda slides without rolling unless i try really hard but that gives me a headache

the green ball bounces off of the marble floor and makes a ploink noise

what does it mean if i can picture it but i have to focus really hard

i fall asleep to vivid erotic fantasies that i play out in my head personally id have imagination or whatever at level 90 or 95

i fall asleep rehashing the same opening paragraph for a fanfic ive yet to start writing ive been doing it for a year straight

imagine using a bot to train an easy skill like hunter lol

>>531670035
this, it just kinda moves/slides in the direction that they push it. i have to consciously intervene to apply gravity to it but from there its easy to alter the buoyancy/density of it like i can make it light like a feather or dense like a cannonball

as soon as i push the ball a karamjan with a machete appears and starts yelling at me

i look at pictures on tumblr to fall asleep like buildings or forests and stuff

erotic fantasies are for herb runs that sounds too distracting to fall asleep to

all skills are easy

jhnd is a snake ass nigga

d3k kills 3 dks lol (names are similar)

no she doesnt

jhnd is pathetic and annoying but mostly pathetic if i have a child and am that desperate for internet attention fucking put a bullet in my prefrontal lobe fr

i would pay to watch her try

all my homies hate sailing

i have done nothing snakey to anyone..

i saw a post on reddit about someone paying their kid to train fletching for them

i saw that post too

>>531670489
sweetie..... you can't have kids because you're not a woman

i used to follow my friend around while she did runey chores for her dad in like 2008

you bully john dad too much you just one day decided he was in the outgroup and you were the ingroup its kind of a core tenet of fascist society which osg is mimicking once john dad is gone you will turn on youre own for a new punching bag probably eel girl

its actually more that he showed up as a tourist and acted weird towards everyone

i dont think so before he arrived the only person i didnt like was shenny

actually things were pretty chill after the second (?) time he said he hates us and hes leaving forever

thats not true look at what you did to st0ck

that wasnt me

that was actually 4clan that did that not the threadgirls

does that mean you like me

i like st0ck hes annoying a little but not bad

ive never tried to hurt anyone here

i could see st0ck being a good lil osger if he werent so thirsty

stock is a moron that did nothing but name search himself and reply to those posts

its almost as if namefags do nothing but shit up every thread theyre in. really makes you think...

so nobody is allowed to post a screenshot where their character is identifiable

yeah thats why nobody will ever know my rsns

st0ck posted cute pics he gave to the thread osg owes st0ck

midzy owes me and i owe stock

midzy stole the osg communal tbow

all property is common according to the laws of nature

god it must smell so awful i by now i cant wait until its my turn with the communal tbow

insubordinate and churlish

making my own ultracompost is so based and homestead pilled

come on red circle...

martin the master farmer makes his own compost

noita or rain world while i afk enchant 707 quintillion rings

shes a noita enjoyer

Getting closer every day.

god I fucking hate noita so goddamn much that game can suck my musty unwashed hikki dick (from the back)

i dont think itd be fun to pause noita or rain world every 15 or so seconds

that game seems like it would be fun but im too bad at it to get to the fun part so it isnt fun

noita is best enjoyed extremely slowly

actually, it gets worse the better you get. the main reward for making a good wand is your game crashing :3

>>531672407
why are you doing it the hard way

wish someone would do me the hard way

>>531672879
why is youre willy japanese

does anyone want to me my ironfriend

>>531673163
for the sense of pride and accomplishment obv

hmmm noita isnt for me ill be sticking to powder game 2 by danball

>>531673471
omg

might be too stupid for cut eat barb fishing pray for me girls

oh my days

is gemstone crab going to be combat training

>>531674627
is this the stock you girls have been so obsessed with

>>531673163
i thought i could brute force it but you can't even get a red circle from him. I had to figure out how the exchange thing worked after all

memberSHIT just isn't for me, too much retarded sweaty autistic shit going on
best way to play f2p? maxed ironman, some sort of pk pure, etc?

f2p uim skiller

ditterchad cheated again

i lost track of how many kills that was holy shit

add galaxy gas to osrs

Who does odablock think he is shilling pvp guides when he can't even beat torvester

galaxy gas is already in osrs in recruitment drive

none of you fucks have ever had to run a 20pounder under the fuckin bathroom faucet to warm the mf up so it would start letting gas out again, and it fucking shows. I'm in the wildy with a balloon in both hands, fishing out while I dump dds specs on your bitch. fuck with me

im a f2p uim skiller and we djont have galaxy gas

>caring about celebrities
>in video games

i just smoke weed like an adult

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>>531675712
youre the type of fag who shows up with a nitrous tank and gets the cops called. fuck out of here chump

>>531675739
Celebrities are important that's why god gave them subscribers

>>531608385
My dream

Is to be a faggot

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