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reminder that Nami is nice

>>531637965
>a limbless torso on qiyana is higher ranked than (you) are
yikes!

reminder that Lamb wants your soul

>Skip EWC
>EU actually dominates

Wtf

Do not masturbate to Yunara. She would not appreciate that.

bets

>>531638305
why does she show tummy and feet then

>Wake up
>Volibear is still reworked

>its a hecking humanerino champerino
>with...... le...... LE MONOLOGUING VOICELINES?!?!
god this company is so fucking creatively bankrupt

the head hurts but the heart knows the truth

what the heck anti woke bros our past three sexy white women champions have been total flops what the heck happened

>>531638263
nope but he is ((You) are) much higher than you deserve to be, time will prove me right and you will face reality

>3 boxes left
>haven't had a legendary drop since last year

Briar won

>>531638336
How crazy is doja pussy that gourdon and the spammer can't live without it

>>531638613
=3
What a blast from the past.

Glad Caedrel took the 7 figure bag. Poorfags will cry but he just has to ignore them.

>>531638360
my husband is so cute... wonder what they're yapping about

>>531638336
hell nah not kyoppi the pedo

>>531638336
>no invites

>>531638498
Aurora has higher pick rate than Mel.

>>531638940
probably because mel is literally banned in 25% of games lol

They could not break me.

>>531639040
Zed, Yasuo and Leblanc don't seem to care about that

>>531639040
If you take right clickers out of the picture Mel is like the most braindead easy to play champ in the game

>>531638940
>reworked within a year
LOL

>>531638332
No I carry when I pick up a bunch of solokills like anyone else
But when I'm behind or even I generally give kills over to people who've already got kills
Sometimes they shit the bed yeah but I feel that's just the highest winrate play most of the time
Also I think more people should be willing to drop waves on riskier plays
Yeah it hurts your opgg score and makes brainlets think you lost lane but putting an enemy lane waves behind almost always pays off

>>531638425
12 minutes of voice lines for skarner

>>531639174
dont get me wrong btw i am delighted that mel is a gargantuan flop
absolutely pig disgusting character, dogshit in the cartoon and dogshit in the game. i hope they never rework her and just leave her rotting in the garbage forever. ideally they could also write her out of the noxus season episode 1

https://www.twitch.tv/agurin/clip/RefinedAmericanSangKippa-9Zu4kuAerhMjBqG_

agurin says the niggerword wtf??!?!

>>531639293
Happens to practically every new release nowadays because Riot can't design champs anymore.
High chance it happens to Mel soon.

Which champ have you spilled the most seed to?

>>531639516
odds that they remove her reflect?

>>531639607
annie and zoe

>>531639607
Eve and Ahri probably

>>531639607
probably riven

>>531639370
gratz on winning against someone first timing the new adc midlane in ranked

>>531638784
>What's the meanest thing Draven has ever said to you?
>How to say this, He said he wants to be someone elses brother in the next life, i beat him, it hurts my heart so much, etc

>>531639624
I think they will stubbornly try to keep it but gimp it hard in some way

>>531639713
t. garbage man

>>531639715
tbf Yunara player did it to himself

>>531639607
It's a mystery.

Kidding, probably Soraka or Riven.

>>531639607
None. I'd only sex one champ and it's not real so why bother.

>>531639624
>>531639835
Its retarded that it auto aims skill shots back to you instead of a true reflect / ricochet effect

>queue up
>load screen takes 5 minutes
>watch my team run it down
>ff 20

I only masturbate to real women

>>531639715
i had an 0/11 maokai top
he was legit trying to lose man
gimme something

>>531640110
Faggot

>>531639786
hahahaha
he should know by now that it's just bantz (thank you for the translation)

>>531640110
ewww

>>531640161
he plays like you, to enable his team and get carried
good luck in gold with your victim complex

>>531640045
>>531640110
gay

>adc main
>haven't played in 2 years
>wondering if maybe things got better for the role
>even fucking junglers admit that the role is shit now
so anyway how is midlane doing?

*ugh*...

another bunch of people not appreciating sera ehc... despite getting mvp...

>>531640265
the point was just that he should cancel out the 1st time yunara who actually did pretty well
I carried him so idk what your issue is with the game

Why is Wild Rift getting more fun items for ADC than PC ???

>>531640368
Good if you play someone who isnt useless early and roam to go for high success probability plays
Dont be a faggot who picks a scaling mid and cries that he cant play the game without ganks. They only work in higher ranks if your team knows how to play around you or super low ranks where brainlets wont even punish you or end the game earlier

>>531640584
the tank maokai top cancels out the first time yunara mid against qiyana
can you take an iq test and post a screenshot of the score here?

>>531640632
because its silly casual phone game and devs dont really need to care about balance

>>531638446
I love that album

>>531640732
>Implying desktop devs care either

>>531640632
Because Wild Rift is the passion project while PC League is the side hoe.

>>531639607
Eve by a longshot

>>531640748
https://youtu.be/WTsAl-zIm6I?si=1_YUinmSLYwTsjVl

>>531640798
We love phreak balance on /lolg/

>>531640721
You left out the running the game down part
The maokai this one time teleported to a fight that was lost 10 seconds prior
I've never made that play soz

>>531640632
>wild rift gets fucking dota items
it's not fair

>>531640850
>Better skins and abilities
It sure is feeling that way

>>531641009
keep in mind that this inting maokai has more impact than you do when you tryhard 90% of your games
the 10% of the games yoire against yunara mid or yasuos on bought accounts

>>531640798
>>531640985
How is phreak still on the balancing team? I remember he was getting called out when Maokai had a 55% support winrate for many patches and then people checked his op.gg where he was spamming it in solo queue

>>531639607
ezreal

>>531641174
The skins are good but the ability reworks are horrendous

>>531639890
pretty much

>>531639370
>I think more people should be willing to drop waves on riskier plays
>it hurts your opgg score
those metrics are flawed and somewhat outdated. Much like the ingame Post-Game rating but that's been discussed recently. It's much more important to be at a fight, I agree.I've been playing more selfishly recently due to reasons and it's not working out all that well. Fights break out so much in games lately that it's like so many of them have to be coinflipped no matter what.

Also how was the yunara mid dueling experience?

>wild rift
>fun game zoomers and new players everyday playerbase growing
>league of legends
>timeless cage for 30+ year old balding males that can't play any other game and dont have fun when they win

>>531640975
>ezlux
delete this. ez found someone who actually cares about him.

>>531641424
it's not working out because you're bad
good players are selfish and get rewarded for it
bad players "enable their team" and are in the hands of whoever wants to win

>>531641501
this is the post equivalent of the I AM SILLY comic

>>531638273
soul?

>>531640975
I liked that one, it was cute
https://youtu.be/L9HYJbe9Y18

>>531639607
this year probably jinx. I don't jerk off to league porn because women ruined it.

>>531641424
>Fights break out so much
Yeah i noticed that. I havent played rank since like season 5 but i remember back then wishing people in NA would fight more like how the KR server did. Roaming for objectives/crabs/etc. But now that i started playing theres too much fighting it seems. Late game is just a fiesta. No one knows how to catch waves or when to stop tunnel chasing.
There needs to be a balance then the game would actually be enjoyable to play

hottest skin in the game

>>531641501
I wish
every match is 24 year old asian dudes that talk like they're hood because spamming sylas makes them feel tuff and pzombie egirls on waifu champs perma typing accomplishing nothing

>>531641180
Xd
this one time I ran the game down the whole time but when late game came around all I had to do was throw grass at the fed MF and sit in it and she couldn't even touch the teamfight which made us win it
Pretty funny stuff
>>531641424
Selfish play depends on your champ and the gamestate
If you're the only person doing anything you should play as selfish as possible
If you aren't then being selfless is almost always the winning play
Getting an extra tower doesnt mean much if your fed team gets wiped at baron and the enemy gets 1k in shutdowns
>laning into yunara
It's just like any other adc
You play under tower until you hit 3
And then you can just run at her
I got stupid camped that game though she had her elise and nami in my lane 6 of the first 8 minutes

What's your most honest, your one and only true opinion on Briar

>drink cola
>130wpm
>grow a pair of hands suddenly
>can't get hit by skillshots anymore

elo potion

>>531642289
Her fanart is cute but in game she is not

>>531642289
she stinks good

>>531642289
ambivalent, same way i feel about every champ released since 2020 or so

>>531642336
Maybe its a diet issue? You might not be eating enough sugars so you feel tired and slow. Do you eat fruit often?

>>531641664
(loud incorrect buzzer sound)

>>531641940
glad you liked it
that song's a little too high bpm/too loud for me at 11 pm on a thursday heh but it's good too!

>>531642289
gooners force themselves to play the most dogshit champ ever released because it has feet in the splash

>>531642517
i do

>>531642336
same dude

>>531642336
>tfw drink a lot of soda so this doesn't work on me and i have to smoke crack if i want to win at league
it's not fair!!!

>>531642289
she's fun to ai textfuck

>>531639607
Lamb, Nami and Ahri

>>531641665
>it's not working out because you're bad
my mental was not in it lately so you're right. I've been very unmotivated to fight these past few days. I shouldn't even be playing because it's selfish to my teams, almost. I'm not griefing though so there's that.

>>531642079
I kind of like but don't like this shift. I like team fighting but I hate the dumb 1v9's people try to pull off without important things like vision. I cant stand the pings for fucking off a graveyard to catch a crash. Tells me everything I need to know. /ff

>Enter game
>Qiyana not moving
>Sion keeps disconnecting
>We get a first kill double kill on bot
>Remake box hits
>Everyone refuses
>*Remake window has ended*
>Immidietaly try to surrender
>Surrender failed
>ADC dies and mental booms
>Qiyana, SoloQ master, after coming back, proceeds to miss Q on 3% hp Naut
>Runs into sivir
>Dies
>Proclaims he doesn't want to play and do something more fun
Man, maybe i should do something more fun too

>+25 for second
>-46 for seventh
>the former is infinitely harder than the latter
who designed this retarded shit

>>531639607
these two

>>531642623
here's something a little mellower for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U-N6LqzdIM

>>531639607
I'll tell you who it's not: Ahri
This overrated fox has claimed far too much cum from people and she ain't even all that

AI killed my boners

>>531643849
AI saved mine

I need more art of Riven with big tits.

>>531642271
>I got stupid camped that game though she had her elise and nami in my lane 6 of the first 8 minutes

friendly reminder to ward on the side of your jungler and lean on it AND pray he's nearby. even then it's a coinflip, of course.

>If you aren't then being selfless is almost always the winning play
lately ive had to remind myself that if I am useless in that particular game, then I can't afford to be too selfish. thanks for the reminder.

>>531644073
thats too authentic

>>531643827
mellower is right
comfy
thank you
and on that note
good night

>>531643847
Ahri is Flat now.

>>531644894
no such thing exists, either you got penta or you didn't

briar is so broken yet so dogshit at the same time.
It's the only champ i have actual fun playing

>>531645003
thanks autist-kun

>>531645002
My tits are bigger than that and im a man

>>531642279
Have an awesome day Riven!

>>531645385
Sure thing captain fat fuck

>>531643108
Yeah i know what you mean
>Win Midlane hard
>Botlane takes first turret
>They do the right macro play and go mid
>Me:Holy shit these guys might actually know how to win
>Go farm bot safely and chill
>My Botlane starts going for pointless kills or over extending with 0 wards placed
>Suddenly our huge lead is gone because faggots made me rotate and did nothing of value
>Slowly but surely lose the more they decide to take shitty fights and have too big of egos to listen when you tell them to farm up and play objectives
Happens like 50% of my games and like 99% of my losses are from that. The rare 1% chance being that the game was even in mmr and the enemy team outplayed us and won fair and square

>>531644509
jammies
>>531645128
good lord

>>531644894
>>531645003
How the hell does it work? Sometimes a teamate of mine will get a Penta when the 4th and 5th kill were like 30 seconds apart
Then sometimes when i wait barely like 5 seconds for cd to get the 5th kill of my PENTA it doesnt count??? Someone explain pls

I watched a fragment of reptiles "unranked to chall" stream VOD, seems to be on silver/gold elo in KR
>his support secures all CS for him under tower, holds his wave, roams when its safe so he doesn't leech XP, peels properly and holds spells to save him
the fuck?
yeah I get it, korea is LE GOOD but you couldn't expect this shit from a mid-dia support on EUW

>>531645385
Everyone's tits are bigger than Ahri's now.

>>531642289
Luv Briar
The most fun Ive had with a champ to date

>win
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>lose

>>531645428
>>Win Midlane hard
>>Botlane takes first turret
>>They do the right macro play and go mid
>>Me:Holy shit these guys might actually know how to win
>>Go farm bot safely and chill
>>My Botlane starts going for pointless kills or over extending with 0 wards placed
happens every time, as soon as laning phase ends its coinflip time for them because they feel less responsibility and are bored from being ADCucks useless early game

>>531645805
fat bitch

>>531645775
I've seen niggas in silver doing that

>>531645712
>After scoring a Quadra Kill, the window for scoring a Pentakill increases to 30 seconds; if an enemy respawns before this time, the window ends prematurely.

HOW MANY FUCKING STAGES ARE THERE IN THIS MINIGAME?!? I JUST WANT THE REWARDS

>>531646134
>if an enemy respawns before this time, the window ends prematurely
so lame

Holy fuck Ahri's tits are massive in her new skin.
How did Riot get this past the censors and keep the game from going 18+

>>531646105
i peaked at 300LP masters and i was unable to climb out of emerald for like 200 games because supports did not understand basic shit like this
it is the only role that becomes easier to climb with the higher you are

>>531646317
>Holy fuck Ahri's tits are massive in her new skin.
?

>>531645775
he is playing in emerald with a duo?

>>531646317
>Massive

>>531646527
this is not sona

>>531644073
wtf two jellys?!

NAfags were talking REALLY harsh on EU and now EU is back to dominating them as usual... hmmm.. and now theres no discussion for some reason... hm......

Im not crying your the ones thats crying lolg

>>531639383
theres not gonna be a noxus season anon arcane's yurislop shenanigans killed any hope of more work in the League IP, especially when you take the dying playerbase into account

I remember watching BIG TONKA T being hardstuck in emerald and everyone being as dogshit as EUW they just FF faster? did things change

>>531646264
its so bad too
>constantly lose track of my character because its staggered hidden behind enemies
>have to afk inbetween stages forever to regen health
>when you hit an enemy enough it gets knocked down which makes it immune to damage
>camera perspective hides the third axis you can move in
>very repetitive once you figure it out

>come home from work
>1st ranked game of the day


respond "youre the only constant" to this post or I will have the mods temp ban you from vg. thank you.

>>531646686
>he is playing in emerald with a duo?
kek there it is
the fuck is the point of doing "X to Y rank" streams where you are shitstomping retards in duo?
>in emerald
VOD from 2 days or so ago so it was still gold

>>531646804
I dont think NA fags have cared since like season 3 or whatever it was when we actually had a chance. Now its just banter
You EU fags take everything to heart lol

>>531646971
you caught me i just rewatched ffx "thank you" scene

>>531647047
>theres not gonna be a noxus season anon
i genuinely hope not :) i dont want to watch darius forced to bend the knee to mel who would eat up all the screentime and make the whole thing total dogshit anyway (to say nothing of the fact that the subhumans who ship darius/mel would multiply even more)

my waifu streams today right?

>>531646739
>>531646619
if you dont think thats big then you're probably a fatass

>>531647198
>playing ranked within 1 week of new champ release
only yourself to blame pardner

2025 and people still glazing le koreans we had enough streamers there to see how soloq is and every low elo rank is the same as EUW

>>531647198
Hope you reported them in lobby. They added that function for this specific reason. Also i hate dodging but you're going to lose lp anyways so do that
>>531645997
You know the pain. When i get autofilled adc the opposite usually happens. I wish riot would actually give me competent teammates that are trying to rank up. Not the perma hard stuck players with hundreds of game just this season

>>531647412
dont call her "your waifu" thats lowkey kinda creepy

>>531647198
justified crashout by botlaner

>>531643704
TFT? Yeah it's the fucking worst. Worse hamster wheel than LoL. Get 7th or 8th once and you lose like 2 days of progress.

>>531646527
god why do fuckers like you INSIST on making sona an obese whale. You're ruining the actual appeal of the champ you gooner

>>531647610
>Hope you reported them in lobby. They added that function for this specific reason. Also i hate dodging but you're going to lose lp anyways so do that
i'm pretty sure lobby reports are pure placebo, I have never ever heard anyone get a warn/suspension because of a lobby report, its always either something you said in a game or a game where you griefed

>>531639607
Only to a jinx cosplayer on pornhub. The league characters dont really do it for me, they all look like retarded virgon bait.
Check out tamaki or kazumi from DOA

>>531647454
Compare them to Sona in the same skin

>>531647728
What's the actual appeal?

>>531648946
I look exactly like this

>>531647869
banning a teammates chosen champion is now considered griefing

>>531648946
someone should make an Absolute Cinema edit with this

>>531648946
>cop pov

>yunara laugh
holy fucking CUTE

>>531648946
>>531649235
Absolute Sexima

>>531648946
I want to kill myself because I missed this skin

"my teammates impact my performance and are determining my elo with the way that they play"
"no thats not true, if youre good at the game your teammates performance doesnt matter"
>why didnt you dodge?


Why would I dodge the lobby if my teammate's performance doesnt impact the outcome of my games?
nobody typed that i was the only constant there. thats so wierd. im getting mixed signals here. when i lose a game its my fault but its not my fault but its my fault when we want it to be. okay. keep posting about the newest league skins i live for these posts.

minus 10 lp btw. i didnt get a lp reduction there. love that. love the fact that i determine the outcome of my games too.

league of legends general where you got to be out your fucking mind to believe that people on payroll dont post on here.

>>531648946
Tits need to be bigger

Based Garenmote in the shop

>>531649580
Shouldnt have been racist chuddie.
Now its gone forever.

>>531648946
>>531649235
First thing that came to my brain too lol

Imagine if Riot let you pay extra rp to disable certain meshes on a skin.
I would pay extra 1350 rp to cut off Sona's ponytails and remove the cloudshit on her new skin.
I think it looks way better without it.

>>531649879
top quality emote
still wish we got demacia vice darius

i want to do one arena and try for it to be with yunara, anyone on euw or na wants to give it a shot please?

2nd for "im the only constant and the main factor deciding the outcome of my games"
(I *constantly* make these posts every time I play and it happens for each account)
(claim my fame didnt get asingle griefing player when he climbed on my account)

>>531650123
You should be able to pay to make her boobs bigger.

>>531649897
I just didn't play enough to get it... I'm always honorable

>>531650123
for me it's removing voice filters

>>531639383
nu skarner has 12 minutes of rambling about "muh wakanda" "muh hneix'adwa'et ancestors" and not a single line he has holds a candle to "I miss my kind"

>>531650435
sometimes i wish my champs got new dialogue so i could hear them talk more but then i think about how nowadays if you pick ashe or panth they have literal 30 second long monologues about stupid bullshit that get really fucking annoying and i go "well actually maybe this is for the best"

Im an enabler player
I drop waves and plates to take risky plays and block skillshots for my adc with my body
I'm a selfless kinda guy that's how it be

>>531650648
>vaguing a post that was literally not even made in this thread
genuinely obsessed

>>531650648
>ezreal critted
i miss sheen essence reaver so fvcking much....

i will never play lucian, ambessa, kshite, echo nor samira for reasons i will not specify, wukong gets a special pass

>>531650583
coming up with randomly made up words and names that have no meaning is pointless
everyone can understand tragedy, you don't need to be irelia and whine about your eight different family members to drive home the point

I'll be the best Yunara of lolg!

>>531649219
have you ever heard about a case where someone gets a ban/warning and instead of the usual "Game 1 Game 2" or chat logs it says "Banned for champion select reports" or something like that? I didn't and I'm pretty sure that there are fuckton of champ selects where 4 people report one person
They do nothing because otherwise they would give way too many false positives from people who just 4x report someone picking a non-meta champ

>>531650910
based illaoi enjoyer

>>531650648
>Quick I lost an argument
>computer pull up the webm of his first game after a 2 month break from league when he was in gold 3
>that'll show him

>>531650821
True. I remember around that time i got addicted to playing Ezreal. Hes so good Mid or Bot. Can even work Top and Jungle at the time if you were skilled enough but it was kind of greifing

Sundered Sky and Black Cleaver bruisers are really balanced right now

Any EUW here?
Add me.

>>531651381
so is overlords, sterak, death's dance, and guess what, that's the build 90% of top picks run

cleaver and sterak are trash rn though

>>531650821
Ezreal ruins alot of fun. I remember when klepto and dark harvest came out. #1 abuser. And then you also had the blue ez build with the original ibg

Nothing compares to the satisfaction of smiting a Neekgger pretending to be a minion

>>531651381
Feels like every bruiser item is kinda strong right now. In a meta where being deleted in an instant is common, having some health stat really helps.
Sundered Sky has been really op for a while now if you abuse the low cd passive lol. I miss when i could get the item haste rune and run Panth with all the bruiser items with cd passives

>>531651145
made you reply. so yes, it did work. how's your 6th hour of posting on lolg as a neet going? cropped alot of porn today?

>>531651697
Does it do extra damage or something? Never tried it

What's her secret?

>>531651954
she's had 12 boyfriends

>>531652043
...that's all?

>>531649879
don't care
gimme Hextech Poppy

>>531651954
After cutting off Swains hand she later stitched it over her vagina and had plastic surgery on it to turn it into a massive arm sized futa gock and she rapes prisoners with it to get information out of them as a interrogation tactic.

>>531651854
Won 3 games today in elite diamond 2 mmr its been p good
Im sure your games are going great too

erm... whats going on with nunu... he deleted me...?

>>531651954
What champ is this?

>>531651954
She likes THAT kind of posting

>>531652292
don't stalk gourdon. has miles ahead of you in skill level

>>531652292
>Not playing sundered sky black cleaver champs
>Thinks he can compete in the sundered sky black cleaver elo

>>531652546
nunu abusers are 40 brackets above their actual skill level

>>531652546
wym... i just simply checked the lolg leaderboards...? we had good conversations and shared tips... i hope hes okay... it feels weird...

>>531652558
i have no idea what those items do... but i do know urgot/belveth/shaco/sylas do really well with sera ehc...?

>>531651145
SEX

>>531649879
the flip is this spirit blossom tristana icon

>>531652362
Irelia.

>>531651897
She takes the full 1200 true damage if she's disguised

>>531650938
if you clip a penta in ranked with her and you're not someone I hate, ill gift you a skin upto 3250 rp

Sundered Sky and Black Cleaver are perfectly fine items

>>531653408
>not someone I hate
release the list bro

Sonas ass should be at least this big and her tits should be even bigger.

>>531653517
t. j4 wukong xin player

>>531653561
tf, as if anyone would care who I hate

>>531653752
i care

>dodge gp barrel
>destroy gp barrel
>he autos me one (1) time
>take 1200 true damage
thanks

>>531653517
how do i tell if sundered sky is a good fit for my champ?

>>531651954
she's pregnant of twins

>>531653752
i wonder if anyone has filtered me yet

>>531653817
gangplank passive literally does more damage than a fully stacked darius ult
you hate to see it lol

>>531652292
He deleted me as well - With a lose streak like that, he probably crashed out and deleted most/all of his friends list

A streak like that is rough on the mental

>>531653806
>>531653957
im eu so dont get your hopes up, focus on the objective at hand

>>531653716
we seriously need a top laner with this physique

>>531654014
it's just a game. its not like he's a well known streamer

>>531654173
>we seriously need a top laner with this physique

i really can appreciate the idea that the previous two games were games i just get to hold for 20 - 30 minutes apiece, unwinnable and the people griefing those games get to continue to do it and that i get to roll for a chance to play the game.


this deeply inspires me to respect the summoners code. one more grief game and i rammus mid and make a new account to play with emeralds on the climb up where its actually fun.

new account made, riot gets +1 just as intended.

>>531654194
Doesn't matter whether you're well known or not, that has nothing to do with crashing out and wanting to delete everyone. You can't explain that feeling to someone else if you've never felt it.

>>531654014
i mean... if he does what i'd do nothing like that would happen... if only this board listened to me more...

>reset queue after 2 declines...
>dodge with dodge tracker...
>never play after 1 loss...
>don't play on weekends...

i'm only here to help everyone but for some reason... reasonable advice here is rejected....

>>531654194
i mean... not to say anything... but i'll be broadcasting my ingame spectates... if you know what i mean tonight... low masters smurf...

>>531654336
i still remember a year ago i lost 13 games on sera... you need to improve as a player like me to ensure it doesn't happen again...

>>531654327
why are you crashing out over this comp it doesnt even look bad

>Crashing out
God I fucking hate this new term.

>>531652894
>i just simply checked the lolg leaderboards...
where is this?

>>531654419
Not everybody wants to play the game the way you do, you can efficiency max all you want but sometimes you just feel like queueing up.

>>531654524
Not a new term, not sure what you're on about.

>>531654524
put the rage in the bag frfr

my worst loss streak was like 21 games

>>531654326
thy dont know about the classic frostbutt Irelia

>>531654419
>>dodge with dodge tracker...
wat

>>531654173
they already exist
his name is mundo

this game would be better if annie had F cups

>>531654789
plowing mundo so hard he starts speaking normally!

>>531654524
I hate any new term that gets spammed
In school i was semi popular and i remember our friend group would always make up new sayings only for it to get old when the whole school started copying. It feels the same where they take the life out of the word

>>531654565
idk... zeri has the list... i'm #1 of course... since riven doesn't post here...

>>531654587
no... you get a smurf account of comparable elo... you never risk your main account... my gm border means something a masters border simply doesn't... it means... it signifies that i'm the top 1000 players among the best of the best with the limited slots... while any low masta can be there simply for winstreaking in lol... you can't winstreak to my bracket where theres hard limits and decay...

>>531654737
this here is to track games that are must dodges... it doesn't guarentee wins... but it does guarentee i will dodge bad games to preserve my sanity...

any constructive criticism is welcome... help me on my journey to challenger...

>>531654419
Also you should climb on your negative wr d4 account to masters if you really want to show people you aren't boosted!

>>531655108
always dodge sera support, got it

>>531655131
im getting mvp in mid masters mmr when i have supports that don't piss me off... nice trolling though... that other acc is also d3 and i autowin every game there whenever i feel like it...

Is this skin good.
I got a shard from a chest and im thinking if i should upgrade it cuz i dont have any Zyra skins.

>>531649143
you are a man

>>531655527
it kayle not zyra

>>531655527
wrong image
woops
i meant this
*facepalm*

>>531655757
you have to get an ezreal bf now

>>531655757
yes its her best skin

>>531655757
>Look up skin spotlight on YT
>Do you like it? Yes, No?
Theres your answer. Some splash art looks better than the actual skin plus you can see if you like the "new" vfx if they have any

>>531651854
ELITE DIA MMR

>>531651697
>>531653164
thats awesome

>>531656148
daddy riot said so kiddo read it and cry

>get hexbolt companion
>ping it twice for my teammate
>they even ping it once
>then they select Hullbreaker
It takes every fiber of my being to not flame the brainless subhumans who play this mode

>>531656402
>plat 4 is top 10%
that doesnt seem right

I dropped from elite tier to skull tier this week...

my nigga we DO NOT CARE

>>531656402
HOLY SHIT IM LITERALLY BASEDJAKING RN

>>531656550
likely made before emerald

>>531656550
I think that might be outdated top 10% is E3 now iirc

if you think ADC is a weak role you are just a delusional subhuman that should never touch gaming in your miserable low elo life again.

>>531656550
p2 60 lp is top 15% so yeah its outdated

why is it taking me more than 4 minutes to find a game in low?

>>531656948
shitty bait, try again

>>531656948
lazy bait. put some effort into something for once in your silver stuck life.

>>531657224
>>531657282
niggars

i queue top/adc

>main account with 250K BE
>keep getting champ sharts from chests
>make new account where I desperately need BE
>only skins

i queue adc/top

>>531657282
no u

>>531656402
>riot balances based on simple percentiles (each one is 10x better than the last)
>gives them arbritrary names
>now everyone fights over whether they're elite or not
if they just named them 99th percentile nobody would care

Can Akali stealth out of Hwei E W since it doesnt behave like a spell but more like a single fire turret?
Would be kinda annoying if he did...

i don't queue
i only play customs with 9 bots

>>531656402
>elite
>my 0LP masters support acting like the biggest subhumans on this part of the globe

>>531657717
So you play vgs?

whats the most cancer build/champ of all time inyour guys' opinion? like any champ at a specific point and patch

>>531657702
no, his EW gives you true sight on the target

cancer. gonna play something else for the moment fuck you riot.

theres a dead fly on my curtain

>>531657965
Full AP gallio on that one patch where fucking retards at riot forgot how to do math resulting in gallio one tapping people with Q

>>531657965
the biggest offenders will always be tanks who do too much damage. udyr zac maokai ornn and so on have all had phases where their items allowed them to do things that should have gotten the balance team fired and removed from the building immediately

why can't you add me dudebro

>>531658154
this except also damage champs who get away with defensive items
pre-nerfed passive bruiser GP with triforce, Anathemas Chains and Frozen heart was literally unstoppable in 99% of matchups

>>531658193
because i dont know who you are

>>531658057
>less gold than support
get better

i got triple big c on the client game
am i just shit at games?

>>531642517
sugar is poison
t. 140 iq

>>531658309
get better

I average 0.82 gank deaths per game pre 15 minutes. watch who youre talking to

>>531658149
I remember abusing that for like a week lol
>>531658551
Depends on the type of sugar. Lots of food come with it naturally

>>531658832
NIGGA UR SILVER

well shit, which on do i reroll

>>531658832
>>531658971
This big of an ego in low elo lol
Take your summoner name's advice

>>531658551
mr fors...

>>531659145
I would Urgot because i dont play him and all his skins kinda suck except Crabgot. But rerolling doesnt seem worth it unless you have way too much orange stuff

>>531642517
>Maybe its a diet issue? You might not be eating enough sugars so you feel tired and slow
no its the caffeine
t. i hate you faggot fucking niggers and im tired of reading all of these stupid fucking posts

>>531659145
singed urgot asol
camps you dont play and never will play in a million years

kill me dude

>>531658971
>NIGGA UR SILVER
so is this guy and he didnt earn the escapist tag like I did. think carefully before ganking my lane.

>>531659892
645 over here
the pain is that i don't have shit to spend it on

>give me firstpick - ww
>karthus hard gank bot i can win - ww
old yeller angle?
not to mention my leona thinks she can win push level 1 against varus lulu

Am I fucking tripping or this game puts literal animals when you're about to reach X rank????!?? It feels that way ngl

>>531660736
don't you have to work today

>>531661110
Lulu kind of cucks Tristanas all in. I wonder if running cleanse is viable. Does it even work on polymorph or are you unable to use spells

>>531660736
That Warwick is criminal bro holy fuck

القول القول الصوارم
القولُ قَولُ الصّوارِم* … كَي تُستَرَدُّ المَظالِم
حتى الأراذيل ساموا *… رسول أهل العزائم

if i posted this i would get banned for off topic
hang all obese chubby cheeked micro dick jannies off of rooftops ywnbaw

>>531661272
>Does it even work on polymorph
it does

>>531661574
Allhu akbear

1 dead or alive venus vacation
2-3 scarlet nexus
4-5 persona 3 reload
6-7 guardians of azuma
8 - zoom eternal
9 league of legends
Dubs - pop a molly and shitpost on /lolg/

>>531661574
Can anyone translate this from terrorist?

>>531661305
take a look at his lv1
this is "elite elo" according to riot games
>>531661247
yeah but it's >>>>>>WFH so whatever
>>531661272
that wasn't even the issue
the issue was that varus lulu will beat us no matter what in the first few levels
KARTHUS WAS PATHING BOT TOO the play was just to concede early push and play for a gank on the bounce
but leona spam pinged me when i didnt try to force a fight for early push then got chunked by early varuslulu

is it even worth it to solo queue ranked in this game or am i just suffering cause i'm in low elo?

i'm out there trying my hardest to do my job well and then i get atrocious laners that just make the game harder than it needs to be and there it goes 30-40 minutes of my day that i could be doing literally anything else, or i could just ban Kayn idk

why is there no "I can play this game give me a lvl30 account" button?
now if I want to learn a different role without ruining the game for others I'm forced to shitstomp retards for 20 hours

>my teammate adds me after game to tell me im hardstuck
>check his profile
>600 ranked wins(30 TIMES MORE GAMES THAN ME) just this season same rank as me
Uhh...

>>531662059
it will always be cancer to play solo

south korea vs north korea
password: cumsanigga

>>531661896
>venus vacation
I remember i used to play that daily. The coomer mods were god tier

>>531662210
https://www.g2g.com/categories/league-of-legends-account
do 10 swiftplay games before you go ranked

>>531662287
I play it on ps5 so i cant get any coomer mods. When can i finally unlock a bikini or something?
Somewhat jealous of pc fats

>>531662059
Ranked spammers are fools.You're beholden to a player-retention mechanism. Play stuff you find fun and if there isn't any - take a break.

>>531662059
you literally have to play hundreds of games to climb tiers
just play 4fun and if ur good. you'll reach your correct rank

>>531662579
karmaposter what's your ign? picrel is me

>>531662236
idk, maybe i should implement dodging more to assess if its even worth playing with in champ select, otherwise it feels like such a gamble

>>531662721
for fun? is that even possible? how can i implement such teachings

>>531651145
>computer access a random webm that shows a player making another favorable play with next to no context or relevance

>>531662328
jesus fucking christ
chinks aren't playing around

>>531654326
yes and more of them

>>531662853
>how can i implement such teachings
just dont care about your rank.
when i cared a lot, i just got a second account and played on that when i didnt want to play on my main, and now i just play whenever and 4fun
of course i still try, but i dont mental boom anymore

>>531662956
they're all botted and in iron mmr which is why you have to play 10 swift before
my advise is wukong top with trinity -> hullbreaker rush
you can end games vs iron as fast as minute 12 for nexus

>>531662890
this is what I mean when I say that Akali plays herself
>walks into udyr for no reason
>misses Q
>just presses all the buttons without any particular individual input
>wins

>>531655108
>red = yes
this is some high elo sheet

>>531660736
Average elite top laner

>>531663191
you have to play 10 swift to get mmr up quicker so you dont waste your provisionals?

>>531662547
Its a gacha game so you basically have to clear the event missions and go as far as you can to earn those heart gem things that you use to roll on a banner that has a costume(s) for a girl(s) you like. Work on leveling up two of your girls costumes to max. Preferebly an SSR one, so you can clear the harder levels and get more currency. Save your gems every patch if you dont see something you like

mmmmmwwaaah

>>531663412
Multiple reasons: Its pretty obvious that the account was botted if theres only intro games, you legit have to play atleast 10 swift before you can even acess draft mode, to push your MMR out of iron before you waste your time in iron soloqueue

>>531663237
riot want champs to be complicated but then no one want to fucking touch them so they just dumb it down until you can smash your head into the keyboard and kill someone

why are you ignoring me? dont you know i die inside every time you dont reply????

Is vbl streaming today?

>>531663543
Are we talking about the same game? I talk about the new one for ps5 "prism"
Its an actual DATING SIM, like that popular streamer game 5 under aroof or whatever it was called

>>531663724
yes. I, too, am a malphite main

>>531663819
low elo, cnt assciate w u

Vbl please stream i might crash out

find me a cute duo to play normals and I'll reinstal your game

>>531664860
Come play arams with me tmr

>>531664948
aram is the most autistic game mode, playing in a single lane spamming skills in an eternal team fight

>>531665160
Yeah ur right

>>531662741
I'm already seeing someone at the moment but i can vouch for my guy rtdevsgetlaidoff#love if you're open for alternatives, he also goes by youshoulddie#irl sometimes

I feel like Darius's winrate would shoot up like 2% across the board if his E actually fucking worked

>>531664693
>>531663876
Join retards... im in my masters promos... (in medium masters mmr...)

>>531665414
boohoo nigga

>>531665414
one day they will bring back the stridebreaker dash

>>531665324
I will go ahead and kill myself

spirit blossom hwei or spirit blossom springs yunara

>check winrate in norms
>my highest winrate on my best champ is unironically 27%
>have less than 25% wr with every champ this year
>in hundreds of games
>i am still playing into master+ stacks and my queue times are still 20+ minutes
>my teammates are still silver-golds because they are the dedicated deadweights to make sure my success chances are as low as possible

i am thinking riot games does a good job at matchmaking optimization to make sure i can never have any success outside of ranked
>62% wr in ranked (d2)
>24% in norms

yep, i am thinking the engagement optimization is so effective, i am not even logging into the client anymore
been having a good time playing monster hunter and all

imagine posting your ign here asking people to add you for games but no one does. sounds hellish

>>531666103
that's fake because i add all the anons that ask for games

Allāhu ʾakbar!!!

>>531666204
add me: JellyfishSloth#NA1

When will Sett's mom become a champion?

>>531666103
:(

>>531666393
we need a vastaya milf asap

ranbow six odds
get fucked by riots matchmaking evens

>>531666358
I already fell in love...

>>531666843
have fun bro, you deserve better than league

>>531662025
Can you stop being an attentionwhore pls?

Spirit Blossom Kayle is cute!

>>531667059
ur cute :3

who is this blonde cutie?

>>531642289
Her splash art is really sexy but she doesn't hit as hard when you see her in game and she's like 5'10 with milkers. She should have been like Zoe height desu

>>531667194
lux

i've not played the game with friends enough recently
i should do that more
goodnight lolg

>>531667059
shut up morg

>>531666358
>lvl 1995
grim

>>531666393
>spend all day giving and receiving pummelings at the fighting pits
>you are still young but feeling your body is already starting to ache
>walk home in thoughtful silence to wonder if it's all really worth it
>open the door
>see this
I get Sett now

you will never be your main, why wake up every day and face that reality?

>>531667560
I look exactly like Cho'gath

>>531667560
kys nigga

Do you think I have a chance bros?

>>531667230
her breasts are bigger. Is she lactating?

>>531667719
yes, garen got busy

>>531667641
You win no matter what choice you pick so as long as you have 5 flower petals you can complete her route.

>>531666103
doesnt happen though. i ask once and usually 2 or 3 people add me on the spot. sometimes lolgs randomly add me when i shitpost to write (you)

>>531667560
ngl i'd want to be my main
i don't have agp i'm just a massive rock bottom loser irl

>>531650123
Why are her feet blue. Kinda ruins it desu

>>531667504
Listen to hey mama by kanye

>>531667641
I wanna lick Kayle's armpits while she judges me with a disgusted look on her face

Man i finally get it when people called me a third worlder for complaining that patching etc. takes to long.
Got fiber connection in my new apartment and i partially download with 130mb/sec.
Didnt think the dif was that fucking massive

>>531667896
I know, I was just being silly
>>531668140
Morgana get off 4chan

>>531663882
Oh shit i guess not. Wasnt aware of a console version? Years ago there was a gacha game for the pc under the name venus vacation. I think theres a steam release for it

>>531668140
This reminds me why would pedophilia in the world of runeterra be hated
Like think about it
It's mainly because of religion why society despises sexual degenerates and freaks
In an alternative reality like runeterra
Why would anyone look down on a pedophile? They already have gays and poly relationships.

>>531668604
Ye it just released like 2 months ago. Also has a pc version, but its locked and unavailable in a lot of countrys for some reason.
Atleast i cant buy it in germany

>aurora was released one year ago
everyone say happy birthday to aurora!

>>531668926
>one year ago
no fucking way........
NO FUCKING WAY
time is passing by too quickly
i'm still the same fucking loser i was a year ago

>>531668773
Jax...

>>531668926
Happy B-Day Awowa

After spending $100 on RP in one day I feel like I don't want to play anymore and should move to other things.

why can bruisers molest me in 2 seconds with components, but i need atleast 4 items to tickle their ballsack

>>531668773
plenty of non religious people don't like child rapists.

who uploaded the karma software to the npcs today? ive seen a billion and not all in my games

>>531668926
They also just released her on wild rift
So that can only means this is really her official birthday

>>531669013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkeLkuFzPfM

Just imagine how the Gods feel anon; it's only been 1700 years since Zeus Jupiter and Aries/Mars had to watch the Romans descend into cowardice, kleptomancy, neptoism and despotism that less than 700 years before; would have made the Kings of the Sabines and Etruscans blush.

>>531669683
Romans were around until the 1450s.

>>531669683

6000 years...... since the end of Gemeni; and the Trojan wars.....

https://eventhubs.com/news/2025/jul/16/2xko-2025-release-date-doubts
it's dead isn't it?

>overhaul riot mobile
>it's still steaming dogshit
what's the point

>>531669683
>>531669885

>"The cycle of life and death continues. We will live, they will die."

>>531669683
Rome? you wanna talk gods, let's talk babylon

fuckin frogposters man
>watch the Romans descend into cowardice
they had a choice to not start drafting lucians shacos ekkos as Rome was fine but the choice was made and the rest is history

>>531670030
Riot can't fix anything.

How do you farm petals?

>>531670204
You can either play the minigame or regular games
For regular games You earn them at a faster rate if you paypiggy for the new skins

>>531669475
they exist within a religious culture

Namedrop me right now or I'm done with you.

Wish you could play the hack n slash minigame with a controller, doing it with a keyboard no good

>>531670280
the absence of religion doesn't suddenly make it ok to have sex with children you brain rotted porn consumed freak

I love Lissandra!

>>531670432
jfs...

>>531654014
>he probably crashed out and deleted most/all of his friends list
What does a loss streak have to do with your friend's list?

>>531670449
why not?

>>531670432
IGN?

>>531667623
I look like Darius but skinnyfat and with braum emote's mouth

I just realized I have enough gems for two prestige skins. None of them are good.

>>531654014
he lost less than 300lp wtf

I literally only play aram and sometimes type "lol" in all chat when someone makes a big mistake on the enemy team. No I'm not omitting anything. What is this lame shit man.

>>531666204
>>531667948
Liars, I regularly ask for duo's and get 0 responses or adds with my ign

>>531654014
>>531670605
I survived the purge

>>531670432
tazzie tazzie tazzie
you only play your zed
tazzie tazzie tazzie
youre mad when you're not fed

>>531670814
type it anon

>>531670731
because they're not of morgana, right?

add me I need you

>>531670814
This popup is somewhat misleading, all it means is that a number of people have reported you, whether it was justified or not, it doesnt necessarily imply that punishment is imminent
That being said yeah its still pretty lame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym_1KtIN8SE&ab_channel=Kaceytron

I miss old akali so much, bros...

>>531671151
what i would give to have someone speak about me like this

>>531669930
It's DoA

>>531671175
this sounds like asspull. you got a riot ticket asking for your data as is your legally eula'd right to confirm they have nothing on record of you being a good teammate?

>>531670339

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8cbfSs8B9Q

Yes; we're all aware what the medieval Kingdom of the Orthodox Greeks was; and when it fell to the Catholics and was destroyed in 1204, in all but name, and the name was as an attempt to salvage the mohamedian's loss, in terms of prophecy; the Catholics actually won the race against the mohamedians to take Constantinople anyway.....

But since, by measureable metrics, such as language, culture, form of worship, forms of law, dynamics of the poor and ruling class, army structure, army form and command, social heirarchy the two soceities are completely different; let us just be honest and say the mohamedians were wrong, and the soceity they were referring to was the Medieval Greeks, known to everyone as the Byzantine Empire, since the Ancient Romans were long gone as a soceity.

But what any of that has to do with Icathia, the Kingdom of Camavor, and other legendary lost soceities in Runeterra; when the Sentinal event clearly showed that they have, FOR SOME YET UNEXPLAINED REASON, a Map of Planet Earth, remains a mystery.....

But then few these days still believe in those Goddesses who tug so indirectly at the threads, as the Fates and the Norns.... those who sew, pull at, and cut, the threads of Fate and Destiny.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FEH06G46fA

>>531671240
I'd speak about you like that

>>531671343
I mean I couldnt say with absolute certainty, just speaking from experience since I got that kind of popup before too and I hadn't said anything but "gg" in all chat in all the games I could remember, and that was weeks ago and I never got any kind of restriction or anything, and Im also going off what people have said here before

>>531671405

So anons; I've been trying out Gwen; still debating between attack speed, to stack Q faster, and CDR, in terms of Runes, to have Q up more often..... other than that, the problem seems, catching the adcs and mages in the games, where it's hard to get them to hold still long enough to snip them to death.

Anyone care to share any experience they have?

>>531671413
it's easy to say stuff like that anonymously
but it rings hollow when you realise we don't know each other

>>531671123
Morgana was the first one I’ve ever gotten. I’ll just get the Diana one right now and wait for a better one.

>>531671245
i thought that might be the case after hytale. five and half months left in the year and no news.

>>531671405
what the fuck is runeterra anyway? a planet? are you sure? where's the star? do the inhabitants know about it? I guess asol knows about it and zoe is just there to make sure he doesnt eat it?

>>531671613
fair enough

I just want someone to connect with, someone to obsess over, someone to love...
Nerf brand

>>531672061
i know that feel

sorry im battling the cancer that you gave me
i think its winning

>>531672061
if its not reciprocal it becomes torture

>>531671625
try this but with electrocute draft-allowing

>NTA but you dont need riftmaker.imo. Void and Rabbadongs should be mandatory. the rest are flex depending on what or whomstve you are up against but personally I really like Shadowflame too. MAX damage Gwensissy. Void,Rabba,Shadowflame,Lich. take Attack speed in runes over CDR.

>I would say.....either Cosmic or Nashors as a first then Shadowflame THEN Rabbuhdongers OR void as the 3rd and 4th item built interchangeably based on rather or not your opponent is rushing MR. so if they have a Hexdrinker or wits end its void first (or you can do Cryptbloom if literally nobody has MR) then right into the other. cap off with Lich because Lich is just more burst than Nashors and on Gwen a lot of your damage doesnt come from auto attacks but from landing your Q and Ult properly. I think people overvalue AS a bit on Gwen.

>haven't played league in years
>dream I'm watching some guy play leona
>he's passing up the easiest engages of his life near enemy t2/t3s
>try fiddling with an N64 controller(???) to turn on the manual control
>getting more and more frustrated I can't do anything about it
>wake up a little upset

>>531672135
I'll take it back I'm sorry

>>531672216
go back to sleep

i prefer namedropping based on a posters main/who they're most associated with

Cant get over the heartbreak that vbl caused me..

>>531672396
I wish I could
I wish I could

>>531671240
can i pretend to be someone else and speak of you like that?

>>531672531
i just want to be loved as a person

>>531671804

It's obviously a marble..... orbiting a lightbulb..... and on this marble.... are tiny people..... tiny people known as "little putins"..... much is to be guessed about the nature of such peoples.

zionspartan is so shit lol...

I'm sorry for loving you

>>531672764
damn, ahri. you're a lot smarter than I thought.

Hi lolg

lolgs look like their main

>>531672830
What's funny is this account (that isn't even yours) was already master when you started playing on it, and you're only posting games where you do kind of okay even though you arent even doing that good in any of them

But in reality your match history looks like this and you've made that account demote to D1

Funny shit

Once again you're negative WR overall on your champion while trying to act like you aren't...

champs with girlstink?

fine I give up I'm getting tired

>>531673709
LMFAOOO

She's much higher elo than you'll ever be.

>>531674009
Being higher ranked than others because you got boosted repeatedly isn't an achievement, Si17.

just the fact a man (male) one tricks enchanter seraphine is more embarrassing than his attempts at proving he's not a boosted shitter

Can i just suck one of yalls dick

>Wonder why the queue is taking so long while tabbed out
>Tab back in
>Never actually queued

was i even your fp?

>>531674482
i think what makes me giggle the most about it is how much they talk about how they carried every game and how everyone is so much worse than them, even the people in the same rank but... they pick an enchanter cuck build that is solely useful if they can make someone else on their team actually able to carry them

>>531674763
yea

>>531673709
>qmm posts games where he does shit and gets carried
>lolg gives him shit
>si17 only posts games where she does okay
>lolg gives her shit
?

>>531674847
lolg is right

enchanter seraphine isn't even blindpickable, idk how you can complain when you choose to OTP such a champ
like yeah, your pick surely can do something against adolf hitler hyper carry jinx/twitch
literally just looking at this >>531673709
match history shows how he only wins against similar shitpicks and loses to actual carries

>>531674740
typical vastayan (slur)

>>531674847
Because when you have the biggest ego in the thread and you're calling everyone else shit and acting like you're god, you probably should be better than negative wr drop out of masters on someone elses account

>>531675106
well thats the whole thing too, they act like theyre literally carrying everyone and seraphine is some godlike champion when in reality they're handicapping their own team by not having an actual AD carry LMFAO (because si17 could not play that even remotely close to a diamond level even)

Why no one say hi to me

>>531675505
hi

>>531675524
rapebait for nidalee

>>531675567
Hi

which lolgs are the biggest buttsluts?

What do you think it smells like between Sonas melons?

>>531676375
what does this even mean

>Vile exhaust picker in ARAM loses
Justice served

>>531676486
they will never let kassadin find her daughter

>>531674847
>lolg gives everyone shit just to give them shit
yes

>>531673709
if there was a plausible reason to explain this he would have said it by now. Grim stolen valour

I ban Yunara only if my team has first pick

>>531673709
i haven't really played all week... notice my performance improving over the week...? wow its almost like i'm getting better with time...

>>531674773
its called ehc... enabling others... i enable them to succeed... they are my success... notice all the honors i get...

>>531675215
like i'll get the acc in no time back to masters... but i'm learning a lot... i have genuinely improved with time... everyone can see it...

>>531676375
me

>>531676375
zyra

>>531676546
youve ever been near a fat person in a hot day?

>>531677132
proof?

I thought sera poster was gm what happened?

>>531673709
also... if you haven't been noticing... you will notice like 90% of those losses are due to me not trying to play the game after my support pisses me off or my top/mid/jg all go 0 15...

you will notice on my gm acc i get ace everytime we lose because i try my hardest there... lol... too many griefers...

the one thing you should be getting from my games is how severely elo inflated top/mid/jg/supp players are...

For what reason

>>531677391
https://dpm.lol/Seraphine%20is%2017-NA1
?

>>531677432
>due to me not trying to play the game after my support pisses me off or my top/mid/jg all go 0 15...
This right here is why you're a gigantic faggot who needs to cope and act like they just 'stop trying every time', and why I will never stop calling you a boosted faggot because thats what you are

>>531676748
GOD I WANNA RAPE A FEMYORDLE SO BAD
I WANNA BREED

>>531676748
grippable hips

>finally get to pick yunara in arena
>random teammate is a genuine bronze player who can't even press ult on Vi properly

>>531677861
you have bronze mmr then

>>531677391
i literally am gm... i use my dodge tracker (the finalized version you can see its very accurate btw)... and if the gm game is bad i dodge it... lol... not going to waste my time when low gm kids grief me...

>>531677625
...? its true though i can go one by one through every one of those losses and explain to you why their behavior was unacceptable... you think 0 15 top/mid/jg is a joke...? they made thier bed they get to lie in it... i always vote no on ff votes on that too... my support karma was stealing cs so i inted her... its that simple... i'm on my smurf idc what happens to these inflated ego kids... seethe more your peak is my playground haha...

>>531678000
there's no mmr in arena

>>531678105
>i-i'm on my smurf i-i don't care that I can't climb with my negative winrate guys i swear!

>>531678167
all modes have their own mmr buddy

>>531678198
i think you're being incredibly disingenuous here...

tell me why i should care about the outcome of this game...? tell me why i should care when top goes 0 4 and jgler goes 2 6 playing inflated champs... also my senna first timed because xd...

so... as you can see... if you hard int and expect others to carry you... i'll make sure the game is lost... the minimum expectation is not to grief laning phase... yet 99% of low masta players cannot do it... its why i work so hard to maintain my gm lol... because the griefing maybe shifts to like only 80%...

>>531678664
There's only one disingenuous person here and its you

You claim to be lolg's gift to god in terms of player skill, when you arent that skilled, and you play the easiest champion in the game to get carried on with a purely support build

AND WITH THAT, YOU ARE STUCK ON EVERY OTHER ACCOUNT YOU PLAY ON

You're incapable of admitting that you can't climb on other accounts, but the proof speaks for itself

Even in this response
>99% of low masta
You're so condescending and you are not at all good enough to feel that superiority, you are not even close to 'lowmasta' if you solo'd your way there. Boosted shitter.

>>531677250
instant rape

>>531670814
riot said competitive shit-talking is alright so whenever the enemy fails a dive, gank, roam or flash play I type "nice flash dumbass" on all chat
i've gotten muted twice for it
fucking faggot game

>>531678880
i don't understand why you are being so critical of me... i have played supp to gm like 4 times now... why do you give me shit for playing with jungler friends...? why do you give me shit for playing with my friend that plays lux when i play support...? i'm playing within the games rules... which mean i can duo until i get to gm...

why do you expect me to play with absolute donkeys why first time senna and sona every game... why do you think your "suffering" validates your climb while seeing the shit i have to deal with every time...?

i'm down 2 wins because i intentionally tanked like 5 games lol! wp anon you're right i'm such a bad player when i intentionally lose games!!

>>531679165
oh you were getting boosted? thats kind of embarrasing

>>531679165
You are a bad player if you intentionally lose games that are winnable due to your ego. You're disgusting for that actually.

Why am I being so critical of you? Your ego! Just like I've told you before. If you were a bit more humble you wouldn't be insufferable.

i'll say it once i'll say it again
and i hate you people for making me defend si17
but if getting gm is such an easy disgusting fucking task
why is every /vg/ vs /vg/ filled with emeralds

so now that the dust has settled is bork good on adcs not named top laner

Is Hecarim any good in arena?
I got one as a partner and felt like he was a nonfactor and I dont think it was a player issue

Sometimes i imagine vbl raping me

>>531679423
not everyone has the privilege of having multiple boosters anon

>>531679423
there are only so many challenger jungler boosters to go around

>>531679270
thats wrong because i've been able to maintain gm for 4 months now... i can win a lot of games and its only when i reached a level where i can feel truly challenged at 50% winrate did i begin to analyze things like comp and build and runes... things i never did before because climbing over low masta donkeys is just so easy... you'll all see next week how i dominate in gm...

>>531679349
i'm not giving low mastas my time of day... i earned my gm spot... its up to them to earn their masters slots... idgaf i'm not helping you maintain your low masta rank thats on YOU i already did my part... i have a job... i contribute to society... the fact you piss your betters off in a dogshit elo is YOUR problem...

>>531679609
>>531679614
not boosting its called friends which you should try making some lol...

>y-you can only earn g-gm if you suffer 2000 games like i do in plat 4...

>>531679576
Greentext how Graves would rape you.

lolg once again proving that they just cant help responding and so people like him persist
but yeah maybe calling him out for being boosted for the 500th time will make him go away even though he denies/dances around it even when presented with proof, also astounds me that people dont recognize when hes samefagging to defend himself, even boodrum is less obvious

>>531679708
your friend is pretty good

>>531679423
better question is how do these emeralds play better than si17 when he showed up in vgs

>>531679609
>>531679614
so not only are you less skilled
but you also have no friends
in spite of si17 being categorized as completely unlikable they exist in this impossible standard where they have 20 friends to boost them to the 2nd highest rank in the game?
what is your excuse then? you just don't feel like it? you could do it if you really wanted to? tee hee

>>531679423
You see the same reaction with QMM getting called gold despite having 60% wr in diam 3.
Those people just cannot accept reality. They're trapped in a perpetual cycle of seething. There's no cure for them, they will be throwing up their hatred until the day they die.

I wonder if those haters keep seething about lolgs when they're with their friends or at their jobs... (lol) ... are they screenshotting posts from si17, printing them, pasting them on their walls and just punching them until their knuckles give in?

>its called friends which you should try making some
ive tried and they're all fair weather friendly goddamnit

>>531679928
thx... its called being nice and those players also liking me being able to enable them and make their jobs easier... lol...

>>531679967
every vg goes something like this...
>tryhard jungler on carry jungler with dark harvest spam ganking the lowest ranked player... destroying every chance of a possible comeback because of the stacks... (silver teammates do not realize or understand this concept, so they do not open mid or ff)
>i get hard countered bot with mel or other picks designed solely to counter sera, while my support picks yuumi or some other troll pick expecting me to give them a free ride... which is why i deleted a lot of you btw...
>enemy always builds serpants and 3 spellshields... silver shitters cannot play around it even though these shit items only counter me they cannot engage or do anything useful...
>to make it worse... so members intentionally grief me or "balance" the game by hard inting when i do well to extend the game... but of course the enemy diamond jungler with dark harvest doesn't do the same... even if he does the stats on dark harvest make the game unplayable for me...

this is also why vgs died... once i called this out no one wanted to play... every high elo player either becomes dark harvest jungler because they too would rather slit their wrists than see gooner or steel mental go 0 15 and want to support them while getting farmed...

>literally cannot play Camille because I keep fucking up her Q timing
GNM.

You just know those californians have never fucked a woman with those dialogue options

>>531680467
that is not even what happens in vgs you live in some weird delusional alternate reality i see

>>531680584
>nods respectully towards u

>>531679423
>but if getting gm is such an easy disgusting fucking task
Because midbeast ints me everytime i play simple as

>>531679798
God i want him to rape me so badly

>>531680612
people do try to counter pick and target people they dislike, even if it means shitpicking or building dogshit items just so one person can't play the game
these autistic players then get shitstomped when i pick a different champ and ruin their gameplan

>>531680612
it happens every time i play... just because you and your gold shitlow friends yuck it up with your shitpicks doesn't mean thats representative of the reality... every single time... even supra doesn't play vgs because he knows if he locks in riven his teammates will play sona jungle yuumi adc master yi support etc... all waiting for him to carry and then shittalk him afterwards for try harding... like that is even fun for him for someone like me who just wants to enjoy a couple vgs...

and yeah... its really annoying shittalking the only players who want to actually try and give a fuck every time these things go on... i still remember i was being shittalked when the enemy had 3 spellshields, darkharvest, and serpants while i had yuumi "lol gm sera can't carry"... yeah okay good job now you can't even play your little games even if you wanted to anymore because everyone who was thinking about joining knows exactly whats going to happen when you do remotely good in them...

if i'm lying... ask yourself why there are no more vgs the moment all the high elo anons stopped joining... (sorry to you diamond dark harvest jungler freaks you cannot assuage your ego anymore :^)

>>531677432
>90% of those losses are due to me not trying to play the game
Clicks queue, doesn't want to play the game. Yeah this sounds like NA to me

>>531681186
what are you talking about vg's fill every time majin hosts retard

>>531681242
you first timing champs communicates to me you're not trying to win... hence why i won't either...

you going 0 5 in lane communicates to me you disrespect everyone around you and are a welfare leech spitting on those who contribute to making your life livable when most places would have shipped you off to ukraine while you're crying for your parents for having wasted your life... get real you parasite...

>>531681272
hes not even hosting anymore... he only hosts if he can attract higher elo anons... because no one likes silver 4 retards going 0 15 every game... it can only be so long until people get tired of that... lol...

>>531679423
I'm glad there's anons actually arguing back I'm tired of seeing XYZ getting dogpiled all the time

>>531680448
>can't even make real friends
skill issue

>>531681506
>you first timing champs communicates to me you're not trying to win.
You with multiple accounts, think the other people with multiple accounts can't practice other picks on those accounts to integrate into main. Do you literally open porofessor and decide not to play because of the red boxes? BTW any braindead retard can play malphite if its a countermatchup.

a grandmaster wouldn't say shit like this btw
either he's turbo ragebaiting or he's actually boosted

>>531681752
its the latter its literally self admitted

>>531680448
her heart already belongs to someone

>>531681752
>>531681921
i must sincerely ask again
if getting boosted to the 2nd highest rank in the game for free is so stupid easy
why are your lobbies filled with emeralds???

>>531681719
you get another account to warm up before playing on your main... you don't get to dictate to everyone else that you will literally be unable to carry the game even you wanted to because you are so unfamiliar with the champ its going to be autolose everytime... even retards on welfare are on their main first timing champs senna/sona because they live in this alternate reality where they are hard pathetic little simps who want any kind of attention from their bot laner even though they know everyone hates them because they do that exact fucking shit every time... YOU try way to fucking hard to fit in which is why you get bullied and no one fucking likes you in game or irl...

you play malphite go 0 5 against kled just uninstall the game its not for you...

>>531681752
real gm's and challengers like me shittalk low masters players all the time and the only reason its tolerated is because they fill in the gaps to not make queue times 2 hours in the morning... your entire purpose is to spectate the match and not fuck up while your betters get to play...

>>531670824
Are you na or euw?

>>531671151
lying cunt, i added you and you dont accept, this is why i deleted you in the first place.
whenever you open your mouth you lie

elo hell doesnt exist

>>531680467
>this is also why vgs died
I thought it was because lolg made it unfun from how they all had to sweat tryhard or else they'll be clipped and mocked for months on end.

you can't convince me this is 100% random
every fucking game I am being given just absolute 0% pickrate boring ass nigger champs

>>531682405
they died for a while because bukkage had to get diamond through solo queue cause some rando made fun of him once
now that he did, we're playing again
and we usually have enough people to fill up two lobbies