Revised OP edition

>Upcoming Servers
Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, TBC as design base and Wrath client) - Launch date 26th of July
WotLK5Man - https://wotlk5.com/ August 8th

>Released Servers
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en
Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, pre-patch and WoD areas in near future)
Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)
Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)

>Guilds
<Full Moon Company> - Turtle, crossfaction, whisper anyone

>Epoch
Addons:
https://warperia.com/project-epoch-addons/
https://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddOns

>Turtle
Vanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)
Curated list of addons that should work in Turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app

>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
https://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX

Reply to OP with new servers and info

>Previous Thread
>>531589264

More 'nilla, Your Grace?

delete turtle, add azerotica. both fulfill the same purpose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bERUCRJSzTk

>epoch has no high elves
Why? They're part of the alliance, it'd be easy to add them since it's 3.3.5? Does Shena have a copyright on it? Are epoch devs noshoes third worlders?

>>531695687
TRVTH NVKE

ecock...soon....

>>531696305
they straight up said high elves and blood elves are gay and they dont want them in their game.

>>531696447
So they're brown/horse players.

>>531696305
They said no Blood Elves for the Horde and Dranei for the Alliance, so they COULD add High Elves for the Alliance and Pandaren for the Horde

>>531696074
horde is supersovl.

>>531696447
pretty based if you ask me, elves were always there as the chink bait since your average asian can't live for 2 seconds without staring at gacha screen

>>531696447
based

>no elves
based
>no draenei
based
>undead paladins
cringe if theyre on horde
>dwarf shaman
cringe
>gnome and tauren priest
cringe

rest of the changes are alright

Lack of helves on a vanilla+ server just feels.....lacking. It's like vanilla- really.

>>531696305
>Are epoch devs noshoes third worlders?
>call a german a third worlder
>comparing him to russian shenna

time for more adventure. this white bird has 2 heads!

>>531696748
no brother, you need turtle detox
you have stared at programmer socks for too long

>>531696892

>>531697046
Best part about this is that the devs are all English lol

How flexible are raid slots y in tbc?
Almost every spec brings a unique buff so I guess if you want to bring everything you end up filling 20something slots before you can start picking players

>>531696892
don't bother, deluded argentinian makes these

FAT FEMDORF MAGE CHEEKS ON MY FACE

>>531697109
So same meme applies well enough I guess

>mud huts? no thanks, i'm not a nigger

Sylmapearl
>dogfucker, rutt, taoist
Plapsalys
>latinx, brown, sovl
Alilandra
>boring, paizuri, lost
Aoiyuki
>bpd, handholding, slut
Elicia
>trans, esl, sovless
Eliora
>caged, choker, hh
Juliara
>belt, wand, degen
Sunethil
>futa, used, gape
Nureinul
>tenga, egg, pocket
Felkiss
>kike, boe, golddigger

Black humans on Azeroth are literally just chocolate flavour, they aren't African.

>go to the cathedral of light
>ordained nigger delivering a sermon
Stormwind has fallen

>>531697437
how do you know all this?

>>531697550
rock hewn church when?

>>531697492
A bugs: ~100000 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-VOQH6QHck

>>531697437
explain this to me

>>531697492
the Iron Horde surpassed all of them. True kangz in my heart.

Alilandra milkers paizuring my big musky woggie knot

>>531697839
It's unfortunate that there's no appreciation for Garrosh-era brutalist architecture.

>>531697437
How about Animeprncess?

>>531698278
Property of Jib.

>>531696527
no, theyre ban for VPN and Chinese players. they also said english only and you can be muted for talking french german br or anything other than english.

>>531695753
>Now it's just gossiping fags and soulless no text screenshots of tired kills with schizos feeding on the scraps.
FMC has always been that way, and it is because of Sylma. Sylma refused to intervene decisively when it came to drama. The most he would do is talk to people and offer them empty assurances, sometimes saying completely contradictory things to two different people if he thought that is what they wanted to hear. Sylma was so well respected that he could have posted in discord saying "stop talking about this anon" and anons would have listened. It would have also made the anons who were being gossiped feel better. He didn't. He just told them "lol ignore the thread" as people said the worst things about them. This is even worse when you consider in some cases it was very obvious who was saying what and he still refused to intervene. Even when the drama was being posted in the discord he did not step in and put his foot down.
FMC having no loot rules was a Sylma decision and it resulted in loot drama. FMC having no rules against pugging during guild raids was a Sylma decision and it resulted in drama. Allowing /heals/ posters and ERPers to push away normal players was a Sylma decision and he made it for obvious reasons.
You should learn from Sylma and FMC but you should learn from its mistakes. You are correct that posting screenshots of raid clears was a smart decision. But Sylma made so many bad decisions. And those are the biggest lessons you need to learn from. Posting screenshots is a nice plus but you can't let your guild be thrown to the dogs and post butt pictures while it happens if you want to have a healthy guild.
FMC has gone through over 100 anons at this point based off the discord. It has never filled a 40 man raid. Not during FMC 2.0 or 3.0 or 4.0 or 5.0. It has always struggled with numbers. And the bottom line is people don't want to play with other people who treat them bad.

>>531699254
>he made it for obvious reasons.
not obvious to me tho

epochsisters, our guild status?

>>531700164
You are from SF?

>>531700164
We're making a channel instead. No point in making a guild early on when 80% of normies will get filtered by the 'Poch

>>531699895
He was ok with ERPers because he himself was an ERPer who ERPed with a hunter's pet and owned a dog dildo named Rutt.
That is another lesson itself. Do not let your guild's leader be an ERPer who ERPs with a hunter's pet and owns a dog dildo named Rutt.

Fish did nothing wrong.

>>531701064
I did too, faggot

>>531701223
>I have no points in protection, what do you want from me

>>531701569
I was looking at Pochie talents the other day and Fury tank looked almost temping enough for me to roll...

they sure added a lot of rares

>>531699254
Dude, FMC was always pugging because they they couldnt fill for ZG even.
The autists insisting everything has to be inhouse while putting in 0 effort drove everyone off, you want to argue with me about it? look at the raid roster.

>>531701801
FMC can and does anything but Naxx in-house. It's retarded to bring outside people to BWL, and it's retarded not to pug 10 or 15 more people for Naxx.

Do you need hit in PvP?

>>531702153
3% for casters 5% for non casters and it gets higher based on the amount of def the target has

8 more sleepies until Pochie

>>531702331
Kys

Kind of thinking of playing this spec on Pochie... It would let me do DPS in PvP/PvE as Balance while also having really strong Healing Touches...

>>531702432
Posted the wrong image it should be this actually...

ITS OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvfPB4-xOxU

You: Druid
Me: Rogue

arcane mage seems like it's going to be overpowered
i have no proofs it's just a gut feeling

>>531702693
Please dont shill this nigger who regurgitates information from the website.

>>531702051
Well, I agree 100% with you.

POCHIE~ <3

>>531701689
If devastate doesn't require a shield dual wield deep prot is a good leveling spec, devastate might not hit for much but its just 9rage and the armor reduction is a big deal

>>531702808
I would play Druid if I had a Rogue to play with but Paladin is also really tempting...

What is it about gnome girls...

>>531702693
>more healer oriented healer

>>531703331
paladin?

>>531701801
If you want to say Sylma was a good leader just because he posted screenshots from raids to the thread then yes people will argue with you.
Sylma allowed the worst sort of anons to fester in FMC and even promoted some of them. He let anyone do whatever they wanted and drama to go unrestrained. As a result good anons left and bad anons stayed. Now FMC is where it is because of Sylma and his failures as a leader.
I would say even posting screenshots to the thread wasn't a great thing because he was always posting kneeling in front of the hunter pet he erped with and with his gooner mods on full blast such that he even had to censor some screenshots.
And not allowing pugs to raid was a Sylma rule. "Anons only" was a Sylma rule. FMC did not have non-anons in its raids during Sylma's reign. This is yet another mistake Sylma made that has unfortunately been followed blindly instead of learned upon to this day.

I might claim that I at least would like to make a based male high elf priest (like the warcraft 3 unit), but who would believe me? I wouldn't believe someone if they said that. They'd end up making belf pally slut #34,954 for sure. The race should never be added to any server

Female Gnome Priest who fails mechanics and spams /giggle

helf (blood elf cosmetic) or human rogue

>anon is doing the meme
lmao

I LOVE ALILANDRA

why did this gen become more degen and deranged since epochs release began to close in ?
is this the kind of player base epoch will have ?

Wait, Epoch does not have transmogs and chevos?

>>531703875
most people in these circles are deranged gooners, it's par for the course for /vg/ mmorpg communities.

>>531703696
It's okay, nothing to worry about.

im breaking the cycle
no more server wars

>>531704069
MY server will rise from the ashes

Where are all the Ascension players at? The server is most popular than TWoW and Epoch yet I never seen much people talk about it anywhere online.

so whats pvp like on turtle? more importantly whats world pvp like?

first time playing there

also i cant seem to change the framerate limit in the client, no matter what i try it runs at what looks like 60 (or more?) FPS. anyone know anything about that?

>try Warmane
>/world is completely barren aside from lfg spam, some of it in Russian
Yeah, i'm staying with my comfybros on Twow.

my lesbian (male) gf whispered me to meet xer in duskwood so we can acquainted with the local wildlife? what does that mean?

>>531703643
So make a pochie guild yourself. Will you?

>>531704127
It’s god awful for one reason: the client.

Even if you have decent ping, you’re still getting hit by melee attacks from 20 yards away or somehow getting spell errors and casting bugs.
World PvP is almost non existent. You’re going to run into T3 and R14 sweats. The only “good” PvP happens while you’re leveling and that’s if you don’t get camped by a 60. The reason I say it’s good is because you’re on the same level as your enemy. Shit gear and shit abilities makes for a fun shit show.

>>531704276
I've learned from my mistakes and will not waste my time with a /wpsg/ guild. Considering all the anons planning to play on Epoch caused issues for FMC including Sylma himself, and given we still have anons in this thread praising FMC and its failed leadership, I have zero desire to repeat my mistakes. I will join a stable guild run by a stable human being who does not own a dog dildo named Rutt.

>exploring a random cave
>jump off a ledge below
>minion runs around the ENTIRE CAVE collecting like 30 mobs right to my face
What the fuck?
How was i supposed to know this?

>>531703261
They're tight easy to manhandle submissive and useful outside of bed because of their engineerinig skills

if the guild isn't run by tranny gooners i can ERP with i don't want it.

>>531704276
Are you a mage who loves big numbers?

>>531704690
Will people look at me weird if i go gnome female warlock with engineer/mining?

>DOGFUCKER!
>RUTT!
>POP!

>>531704616
>How was i supposed to know this?
By playing with pet class on retail firts?

Kazumok will come back to hunt Alex in Epoch

>>531704824
dumb ass post

>>531704824
I have only played wow on Nostalrius a lifetime ago and only as a paladin.

>>531704580
>own a dog dildo
So it was just a clique problem, is that what you mean?

>>531704792
Yes (especially me, expect a lot /lick)

>>531703643
>If you want to say Sylma was a good leader
I wouldn't say that in a million years.

>>531704945
Please don't say that!

I love Sylma she was friendly and made me want to be friendly but I'm too far gone but she is what wpsg needs I hate all of you bring her back now

>>531704973
Then we have no argument my friend. Peace be with you.

i blame the fall of xiv for these posts

Warhorn has taken the guild hostage anyways, it doesn't matter what you take.

>>531704616
>How was i supposed to know this?
By learning like you did just now. If you have a pet you must dismiss it before jumping down from ledges or it will run and pull every mob.
It's better you learned this lesson early on. Some slow players still haven't learned it, don't dismiss their pets, and wipe raids.
The people mocking you are out of line. You're a new player. Have fun making mistakes and learning the game as you explore it.

>>531705192
What do you mean?

>>531705406
If we don't raid he won't leak the Sylma Skoll sex tapes.

>>531705182
What happened to it?

Warhorn here I won't release the Sylma Skoll sex tapes until you clear Kara40

>>531705406
Your take on what Sylma did or didn't do, or if FMC needs to bring in people for Naxx. Anything really.

>>531705617
please sign up for ony zg today

>>531705023
/lick

power tripping christcuck lmao. sweet baby jesus!

>>531705704
I am signed up

>>531705736
my vvallkraft...

>>531700164
epochud has a no loonatic troonatics, so our guilds got banned, there is mods browsing here and entering our safe lgbtqp++ spaces to make sure us loony troony nonnies don't make it into the evil space of the chud race.

>>531702559
Swiftmend will be a hard requirement for Rdruids on Epoch, even for pre-BiS dungeons. Shit hits so fucking hard every healer will want a panic button and Swiftmend is arguably the best.

You also definitely want overgrowth, the ability to cast Rank 9 Rejuvs on 5 people at once is massive.

>>531705736
Mein vvallkraft.
vgh... ovr agartha...
Another loony troony hvng from the rafters...

>>531705182
Nah MMOs in general has been taken over for awhile by people who post shit like >>531697437

>>531706073
This is what happens when you don't filter out grey parsing shitters and are a "Le safe space for le everyone (giga shitters)"

>>531706073
>thinking anything has changed

Here are the anons currently in the Epoch discord.
>Asalys
>Bassy
>Belwynn
>Elicia
>Eliora
>Felkiss
>Femboysocks
>Filthydrunk
>Flag
>Kotofanya
>Retia
>Sylma
>Zaptuah
If you join a /wpsg/ guild on Epoch you will likely be playing with these anons.

I'm looking for a fishing bot that will work on warmane to crash the auction house with no survivors. Anyone?

>>531706484
i feel overlooked whenever this list is poted

>>531706484
Here are the anons I checked and found they weren't on the discord.
>Alilandra
>Aoiyuki
>Burok
>Daddyxissues
>Dostor
>Elaynna
>Emptylife
>Fairbreeze
>Fuutank
>Gargoth
>Gutulikafish
>Himecut
>Indii
>Infrael
>Jib
>Johntankman
>Mcian
>Mura
>Rickslick
>Rinoleicher
>Stabdotexe
>Sheld
>Sunethil
>Tayxd
>Telegethu
>Telol
>Therin
>Torzag
>Tonimeow
>Vahnuk
>Vilefon
>Waffles
>Waifuism

>sylma
Please don't deadname him. His name is Dogfucker.

why did stab do it? did fish really win?

>>531705736
I thought vvallcraft was going to be a free speech server

I have no idea who any of these people are.

>>531706698
>>>>>free speech
That's how the christcucks trick you

>>531706692
They spend all day sucking each other off what do you think?

this is what happens when you don't keep the chuds happy

>>531706890
Stabby doesn't know

Warhorn is so domineering...

>>531706698
>expecting anything but sucking jewish cock from a kikeworshiper
I will leech from those slaves like Gul'dan for what they're worth for

>>531706698
Free speech!=judentum speech
Talking about gooning, trooning or similar degenerate juden practices is a permaban in vvallkraft

>>531707385
i did her on his birthday

Whos ready for epoch

>>531705406
He put us all in cock cages and threw away the keys!

Kazumok.. powerful

>>531707884
Me! I'm gonna play a night elf priest!

>>531707884
Wagies, they're afraid.

A dogfucker named Dogfucker

>>531707884
Me.
Undead paladino.
On the background burzum!

What should I eat today? I’m a poor neet but I have ramen and some meat
Scraps,maybe other slop,slave bread,give ideas plz

>>531708408
orc rogue ubermenschen I KNEEL

>>531708408
>>531707884
Knot goddess ylma?!1!@!

>>531708564
kill yourself subhuman. lower your tone when speaking to Kazumok the Soldier of Allah

What the fuck is happening?

>>531706797
>>531707505
>>531707687
So this is what we should expect from vvallcraft?

>>531707385
Stabby will know
Stabby has to know
Stabby gotta know
Gonna tell Stabby
Gonna tell him myself
Stabby has to know, Stabby has to know
Stabby has to, Stabby has to
Stabby has to go

A Panda named Pearl.

How the fuck are you supposed to beat Rhahk'Zor on Dungeon Delver (Ascension)? Bitch hits me for 250 wtf and I went in there with 700 hp
I can't outheal that shit and even if I could I wouldn't be able to do damage, also my mana isn't infinite

This Aryan bull stands with Mr Hitler

who's mental breakdown is this?

I can't verify my email for Epoch
Anyone else?

>>531709141
it's some /wowcg/ bvll ready for epoch kino

Should I call 911 and tell them I’m gonna rope so I can get welfare and free food?

>>531703962
Epoch has transmogs. Don’t know about cheevos.

Pls link fishing bot for 3.3.5a

>>531708869
>Angry indian squealing

>>531709396
>>531703962
It has both, but transmog you can turn off and on.

I just had cake

>>531708869
is your ancestor some gay roman who hated Jesus or what's up with the hate?

Jesus is the son of Mary and Mary was a little slut who was getting turned out by the whole town,u worship a Jew and claim god got some girl pregnant,peak happy donkey delusions

>>531706698
talk shit, get hit. freeze peach is a psy-op to prevent a polite society.

>>531708976
lmao you shouldn't even need to tell him

>>531709141
Doggy fucker, sylma, pearl, justi usual strogen melty

>>531709632
Just another angry loonatic troonatic twisted by Jewish propaganda.

guys please sign up for zg ony today

>>531709829
You raids suck

Christcucks have same mentality as if some zog bot came home after serving Israel and his wife was mysteriously pregnant if though he was gone 4 years

>>531709904
wipeless zg
wipeless kara 10
soon wipeless ony
u vill get ze bag and rep and u vill be happy

VVALL bros? Our response?

should I resub to wow? I want to play wow again.

>>531709938
Yes all thanks to you, FMC has never cleared ZG, Kara10, or Ony without wiping.

I’m Aryan as fuck

>>531710132
just play turtle with us anon itll be fun

>>531710148
That’s not Elaynna

>christianity bad because wallcraft's server would ban me for goonposting like a retarded tranny with intestinal parasites

>>531709979
We do not concern ourselves with the squealing of dysgenic untermensch.

I never even brang up trannies dude ur obsessed with them,also I’m just making fun of Christcucks as a whole not wall specifically,good to see you admitted
Your obsessed with traps lol

>>531710360
stfu, Ngor, you're obese and asian

SPERMAAAAAAAAAAA

YOU CANT THINK CUTE BOYS IN DRESSES ARE CUTE AND CUDDLY U JUST CANT OK!

See? It could be much worse

>>531710580
You can't, it makes you a faggot

I don’t like this new meme

I would never become a tranny as u guys claim but yes I wanna fuck traps and I lost my virginity to a tranny

>>531710906
Faggot you didn't lose your virginity you simply fucked man ass

Serious question is it
More gay to fuck a used up
Roastie like
Most Westoid cucks or a virgin trap?

He has sex with dogs

u know what u guys should be doing is signing up for the raid today

>>531711179
I'm taking a break from wow before epoch

>>531706484
>the people who ruined fmc and left now want you to join a brand new /wpsg/ guild
surely it will be different this time

fishing bot 3.3.5a

>>531709632
I just don't like jews

Will 1.18 have any class changes?

>>531711789
Doesn't matter anymore, Epoch soon

>>531707884
Kazumok is unironic one of the most mentally unhinged people i have ever had the misfortune of interacting with. Go watch some more interracial porn you fucking degen.

>>531711593
what did I even dooo

>>531711654
i used to spend 6 hours a day fishing in classic wow without a bot fully in control and focused on that lure if fishing is good in poch i will do the same

I look just like Assumi :)

Who are u? Ofc u won’t show yourself cause ur a fuckin pussy

I just wanna remind all
You Wagies here that insulting me won’t change the fact that you spend 5 days a week working for your Jewish overlords loool

Chen Intrirestiniuuuyt bs. Faggy. You’re very faggy.

>>531711789
Yes

Are you that fag who got banned from the Wallcraft discord years ago?
I think I remember you shitposting here.

If i do decide to play on Epoch would people itt respond to do a dungeon or an elite quest together since it wont have LFG system ingame?

>>531713376
I would

>getting butthurt over shitposting on an anime forum

>>531697120
Why do you need everything?
>you think you do, but you don't

>>531713376
You have my rutt.

>>531713428
Thsnk you <3
Also, i assume it won't have crossfaction like Turtle?

>>531713376
why not anon, I already jumped in a few dungeons on Mop realms
with crossfaction should be even easier to group up

>>531713376
I would as long as I'm not too far away

Why don't we ever get TBC classic+ servers?

>>531713527
Everything is Cross-Faction, including guilds, except Battlegrounds, PvP areas(?) and world bosses for the first two hours - afterwards they become available to kill Cross-Faction

>human
>male
>white
>warrior
>arms or prot
>explorer's contract + soul of iron
It's gaming time, and i'm definitely the main character of this shit.

>>531713762
Not a lot of real estate for custom content in Outland, plus with Vanilla you've got a lot of stuff that exists in lore and was never implemented.

>>531713762
I'm pretty sure both Stormforge and Atlantiss (kek) are working on that, with different degrees of custom content.

>>531714636
>Atlantiss
I meant Endless, lmao:
https://endless.gg/news/the-better-crusade
Still trying to revive their server for the third or fourth time.

>>531713762
Because tbc needs to be - not +

>cutting down raid size
>arena as the main way to get pvp gear
>badge gear
>flying
>makes all of the old world and raids completely pointless

I would be a lot more interested in outland if it was made to just be a part of vanilla at some point as apposed to an entire expansion that simply moves everyone from one world to another

retard

Schizokino won
Maidpoet lost

Turtle is fucking dead.

>healer can't find a single person to do Shadowfang Keep
so glad we're making another server, we really needed this

>>531715018
What is your point? Should we all just play on Turtle because muh don't spread le playerbase?

>>531715121
>he can read english
nice

>>531715121
Yes.
You are a fucking traitor and bother coming back once your shit server dies.

>>531714467
Hair style?

>>531694856
>>531694530
Ok after months of propaganda this is the first time I actually interested in playing epoch.
How early is this talent on the tree?

>>531715121
>should we maintain enough players in servers for this game, which relies on having enough players???
hmm...yeah, probably

>>531714818
Cutting down raid size will make space for optional hard modes. Make Muru a guild killer again.

>>531715215
>he can’t read sarcasm
nicer

>>531715241
Honestly split between bald (like in real life) or long flowing hair, like Conan the barbarian.

POCHIE

>>531715523
>I-I was pretending
based

What hair style should i go for my gnome warlock cutie (please don't say twin tails).

>>531715018
not playing on your grooming server

>the most recent patch added a boss in SFK
>absolutely nobody is running it
this is the future you chose

>>531715389
Everything in the whole fucking game went away because the devs were obsessed with making 'hard' content
>no we can't have any uniqueness in classes we can't balance that for the raids
>no you don't need those spells since they're no part of your rotation for killing raid bosses
>no we can't make cool profession stuff or drops from bosses because they might be abused in our super serious skill testing raids so all the gear is the same
>no you can't have anything that isn't the heal/dps/trank trinity because it just doesn't fit raids
>no you can't have cool story or zones or literally fucking anything because it all has to funnel you into dungeons and then raids because that's all we fucking design

Go play retoilet if you want queue simulator, the devs focusing all their power on making raids difficult is the entire reason why the game is so shit. And It's one of the big L's that epoch also decided to cut down raid size.

>N-NO PLEASE DON'T MAKE ANOTHER SERVER I DON'T WANT MY LOONIE TROONIE TROONTLE GROOMER SERVER TO DIE!!! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE GOONIE HIGH ELVES ON EPOCHUD!!! THINK OF LE PLAYERS!!! YOU CAN'T JUST SPREAD THE PLAYERBASE!! IT'S FUCKING RACISM A-AND TRANSPHOBIC I CAN'T SHENNA SAVE ME TORTA GIVE ME HRT AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>531715927
Shut the fuck up, bitch.

>>531715671
its ok lil buddy you’ll understand one day. don’t worry your pretty cheeks, babe

>>531715524
just do both

>>531716095
Based

Is Epoch shaping up to be worth it
I'm casual as fuck barely hit max level in retail and only got 20 in classic

>>531711654
will this work on turtle?

>>531716095
I'll consider it.

>>531716291
Yes, just tested

>>531715681
make it male with a rape face and bald comb over hairstyle

>>531715681
Twin tails, I need something to hold on to while I'm testing that little throat.

>>531715927
I wasn't talking about excessive shit like Mythic tuning, but retoilet heroics are pretty much close to perfect tuning. I just want bosses that aren't just loot pinatas.

>>531715996
>Turtle does not have enough players
>Epoch will have a % of Turtle's players, probably 80% at best
>Epoch will have enough players
hmm checks out

I hate esl thirdie incels so much, what the fuck is wrong with this faggot males obsession with femboys. Also deca kill yourself

The closer we get, the more afraid and unhinged turtlesisters will get.

>>531713762
1) trannies think they can do better than golden age blizzard

that's it

wagies are working now,i had ramen with some sausage topping for pizza i got from food shelf,imagine working when ucan just steal and go to food shelfs LOOOL brutal life of the modern day wage cuck

>>531716273
the content itself look really damn good. however I'm not sure how to feel about the race mixing and shamans and pallys on both sides.

4-5k is the sweet spot of a vanilla server with crossfaction added and no shit hardcore mode

>>531715681
pig tailis, default cute look.

I said rutt rutt in his butt

>>531716497
How do you think retoilet got to what it was? Vanilla raids were hard enough for what they were during the expansion, original vanilla nax being still the least cleared raid. It's a race to the bottom.

Italian human male warrior ready for duty.

Epoch will be a disaster and screen cap this post

>>531716849
So no amount of difficulty is okay in your book?

>>531716425
Don't fucking say things like that!

Turtle lost
Epoch won and it isn’t even out yet

Project Epoch will be a spiritual and economic disaster.


Do Not Play! Final Warning.

>>531717007
That's literally the case for any launch server, even from established devs. That's definitely some crystal ball you got there.

>>531717075
See you Epoch, cutie

Do NOT download SuperWoW.dll

>>531717075
Sorry can’t hear you with my balls in your mouth

>>531717103
Epoch is going to be biggest vidya let down since starfield

>name
Arioesvastika
>Class
Paladin (retribución)
>Raza
Blanco (no muerto)
>Gremio
<Cruzada Escarlata>

>>531717017
if you can't clear a raid with half the players being terrible It's tood hard. Otherwise you just fragment the playerbase too much and one dies.

Join <BASED> on Epoch, chads only (no troons), whisper Belwynn for an invite

>>531715380
Whose bitch is this

>>531717270
Do NOT download lostboy.exe

>>531717482
Who fucking cares, you're not entitled to clearing Heroics.

>>531716984
got his tan from all the hard work under the sun

shenna the jewish russoid who had nose surgery and married crogge and cucks him with bbc bi weekly will ddos epoch on launch,cap this post

>>531717651
Download rutt.exe

Join <SMOOTH> on Epoch, all allowed (no chuds), whisper Teloltwo for an invite

>>531717508
these magatard guilds are full of troons

Will Epoch have guild and player housing?

>>531717678
Enjoy your retoilet experience then where everyone is split and put in their 'proper skill bracket' and you have no one to play with it.

epoch will have public bbc breeding stations

>>531717508
belwynn has an orc fetish and plays a female night elf
pick an actual chuddy to larp as vro

after going to the toilet, urine drips from the end for some time and I stain my panties
What class should I start with?

Join <fish sticks> on Epoch, BVLLs only (but I get to watch you fuck Sunethil), whisper Fishy

>>531717903
Holy based, I'll have one for myself and and one for my wife.

Also, i'm gonna take my Epoch gnome warlock straight to Elwyn forest to level with the humans.

>>531717938
troll shaman

>>531717914
Belwynn got cured of his gay and now he only plays Main Character (Male Human Warrior)

>europeans wake up
>thread immediately goes to shit
make it make sense, yall

>>531718042
I'm going to make you into my horde slut the moment in step in stv!

Good morning Dogfucker

>>531718042
that's xp and time waste. you'll fall behind the pack forever if you perform such a foolish maneuver like that

>>531718127
Europeans have been awake for like 6+ hours now. It's waking up time for east coast NA though..

>>531718042
>leave a zone with fewer players to join the most populated zone
>“why can’t i finish quests?””

>>531696447
based
>>531696527
cringe and trans

i found a 2l of coke zero in the back of my fridge thank god

Pearl

>>531718529
all my homies drink cherry Cherry Coca‑Cola® Zero Sugar

>>531718123
i know that belwynn is still a sissy with an orc cock fetish and he does not play a male human

is anyone else unironically considering doing the -50% exp challenge?

like I never cared much for hardcore in this game but slower levelling... yes

>>531718769
only neets and lonely people

For me, it's Coke zero orange cream

>>531718769
yes, me

>>531718769
I did slow and steady on Turtle and it still felt too fast. I’d outlevel zones before I could even sample all the custom content. I’m in no rush to hit 60 and raidlog.

>>531718769
100% I'm going for it. The biggest selling point of this server is the new stuff and the fact no one really knows what it is. I want to basically experience everything while rping and stuff, not worry about end game for a while.

"only neets and lonely people" dude youre playing a 20 year old mmo on a private server stfu

Turtlesisters... I'm afriad

>>531717938
Paladin or hunter

>>531719000
>>531719052
>>531719137
yeah, that's kinda my angle too. having rushed to max level in the past, nothing else will make you quit the game sooner, and I don't think that's the point. I wanna try and really enjoy these new quests and hubs they put together.

TICK TOCK TURTLE TROONS

>>531717848
>Retoilet this, retoilet that.
There's never been a time in wows history where everyone cleared all content. Not even in vanilla, you're fucking retarded mate.

>>531719418
It’s okay, anon… it’ll all be over soon… now close your eyes…………

>>531718876
t. (((armchair psychologist)))

>>531719939
university certified psychologist and you don't need a degree to know i'm right

reminder this is the kind of tranny you will be playing with on epoch, weak brittle wrists with a snooty trembling voice, likes to skinwalk as other people because he is pathetic and hates himself

>>531719052
>Hardcore
>Slow & Steady
>Exhaustion
yep it's gaming time

>>531720353
who is this?

>>531720353
that’s so funny aoiyucky

>>531720353
I love deca

>>531720353
Aoiyuki please stop attempting to doxx Deca. He’s done nothing wrong.

i hear deca is a french barista bbc sissy fag,hes not even a cute tranny,over for decacels

Deca Facts of POWER:

>Deca is cool
>We all love Deca!
>Deca!

>>531720353
qrd on deca?

Say something nice about Asalys!

>>531721401
Deca likes Asalys

average pala player

>wand
>wand
>wand

WTFFFFF LMAO

>>531721895
sovl..

>>531722041
Sylma's new account...

I haven't played with wpsg before but I dont want to join a random guild. I wanted to play with anons. but theyre being aloof and gay by not just forming a guild
or they feared they'll be blacklisted by some lurking mod tranny idk

>>531720353
Does he have a (feminine) penis?

is it true that sexo gm is gonna play epoch too

>>531722719
dogsexo gm

>>531715801
Turtle custom content is pretty lame, overall. Tank and spank bosses all around.

>>531704616
Turtle? Pretty sure this was fixed on vmangos long long ago.

>>531722554
epoch has 10 and 25 man content so there will be plenty of anon guilds forming.

>>531723212
that's literally all of vanilla though

>>531723905
>rent free

>>531722554
Join fmc and see why none of us want to play together any more

>>531719052
Turtle slow and steady is faster than vanilla because of tents and extra quests. They should introduce -75% all exp challenge or something.

>>531724417
So don’t tent. Take exhaustion

first time outland on the evil team!

>>531724083
lil bro using words he doesnt know the meaning of

>>531724992
Chud.

>>531722041
I wish I could play PEAK with Pearl/Sylma/Milkma/Notma...

Why are you guys bullying Deca?
He's just posting Pochie sleep countdown

>>531722554
there's like 8 competing anon guilds right now. i think the plan is to create a private channel for anon-only communication and then eventually have the smaller anon guilds slowly merge into one bigger one.

>>531725273
he was supposed to restore hyperborea...

>>531725656
people are just mean for no reason

>>531725273
When someone cites how the trannies did then wrong in FMC

>>531725656
Deca likes it when I'm mean to her

<four chins> is the best Epoch guild, stay tuned.

<Equilibrium> is the best Epoch guild, stay tuned.

Answer to this post if you're making a guild in pochie

Elaynna post in /heals/ and I will plap you

>>531726246
<War Pigs>

>>531726246
<FOGDUCKERS>

>>531718769
...considering it? there's no other way to play lmao

>>531724417
I have rested XP disabled and I still make a point of skirting around every tent I see. I should /spit on some of the ADHD retards, but that might get me in trouble.

<Pochie Pals n Trans Gals> is the best Epoch guild, stay tuned.

>1 hour in queue for SFK as a healer
>20 minutes waiting for the tank (motherfucker was in the barrens with no HS in Eastern Kingdoms)
>he finally shows up only to skip 3 bosses
kek

Epoch is not only doomed, it's not make turtle even less playable for a while.

There is just not enough people playing private servers. We need fewer servers, not more.

Sylma left Epoch discord. Epoch is DoA. We lost.

>>531727521
Did you tell him to do the bosses? You'd be surprised how many people don't know where to go and where the bosses are.

time to fly!

>>531728289
wtf she's gone

>>531728289
Why...

>>531728289
No...

>>531728289
But I already sold all my turtle stocks and fully invested it in epoch...

>>531728289
Epoch is saved!

I'm not hyped for Epoch anymore because of >>531728289

>>531728289
>>531729783
Final nail in the coffin for epoch

>>531728289
(You) did this

sisters...
we should convene at /turtleg/

Fuck... it's fucking over man wtf

I still don't get why mobs slowly ramp up to have 2x the amount of HP on Epoch

>>531696305
Alliance high elves have consistently been the worst population of every single server that's ever added them

>>531728289
I won.

>>531730451
The high elf union will remember this

>Queue for RFC
>Queue for SFK without even the Southshore flight path
What is wrong with alliance players?

can't wait for /epog/ so we don't have to put up with trannies and avatar posting
8 more days, tick tock

>>531728289
Sylma won.

>>531730389
Because your damage slowly ramps up to 2x with talent and skill changes.

haven't played turtle in weeks, how do you guys play every single day?

I just lost my fishing buddy.

>>531731131
the trannies are moving to epoch buddy

...while fishing.

No Sylma no play

I lost...

>>531728508
Talking in a pug?
Why would I do that?

>dogfucker left
Good riddance.

any good fishing bots I want to fuck with epochs market economy?

Now what? I don't care about Epoch anymore.

>>531728289
>It's real
bro...

Where do you get the ice cream for the kid?
It\s supposed to be in Stormwind near the bank.

>>531729783
I'm very hyped for Epoch because of >>531728289

>>531718769
I played turtle when it was originally 0.8x or 0.5x (i honestly don't remember the og rates, and i cba looking it up), and that had very little custom content. So yeah, ofc i will level the first time with the challenge. But i'm sure some nigger will claim my character is gonna be bricked if i miss a few weeks of raid clears.

>>531728289
Sylma is dead. Long live Milkma! Forever be her reign!

We need a new night elf that takes the dogs.

>>531732491
why not?

>>531730652
These niggas are coming straight from classic or wrath pservers, thinking they're getting auto ported probably.

Elaynna was the true Queen of /wpsg/.

>>531733119
It was 0.5x and had no custom content at all (except hundreds of bugs) at launch. Some months later they made the 0.5x rates opt-in because zoomers complained that it was too slow.

>>531733475
Elayanna will return as an ud paladin in pochie? We are so back.

Wait... No more fishing guild?

>>531732685
https://www.wowhead.com/classic/item=7228/tigules-strawberry-ice-cream
I'm sorry but you're fucking retarded.

>>531733892
Shut the fuck up, xd.

>>531733475
If Elaynna plays a sexy Forsaken Paladin I'm never going to stop nutting.

>>531734117
/tar Emmithue Smails
Sorry lil bro, but you're definitely dumb

>>531728289
Yeah that pretty killed Epoch for me.

>>531733336
all the dogs left with sylma
no more pouncing wolves the mobs have straight up left the database

I think this is her way of making room for the next generation. We should learn from her examples and act the way she would've wanted.

POCHIEEEEE

>>531734661
by fucking dogs?

>>531734661
>Sylma is now Granma

i only joined in on the bullying because i thought he liked it...

What class will let me experience the most as a single player on Epoch? I won't group or talk to mmo subhumans, I won't even bother to think of a name, maybe swipe my palm on a keyboard with something like "sdfkgljlknsdr" and call it a day.

Fish left the guild?

>>531730389
Where do you get that x2 from?
I get it for lvl60 dungeons but looks like a bit too much for leveling dungeons and non elites.
Not everybody is leveling a feral druid

>>531735079
hunter, but you'll probably be banned when some GM reads your name and thinks you're a chink bot

>sylma left again for the billionth time
time to release it

So long

>>531735616
gay bowser

No...

>>531735616
Skoll is so big...

>>531717332
Si. Esto es cinema

Sylma stocks crashing
Elaynna stocks rising

>>531735943
How did he fit?

Bassy just wants a friend to play it that's all...

>>531702693
>rogue is going to be last
not surprised, he probably can't find anyone not being a doomer about the state of rogue on epoch

>epoch discord server, warrior channel
>moderator posts a gnome emoji
>somebody replies with a gif of a tauren punting a gnome
>mod instantly deletes the post
>replies "denied"

Oh boy, this server is 100% going to go down in flames

>>531735169
What Epoch said was: we increased some health values
What he heard was: x2 hp for all mobs
He's been crying bout this for a few threads now, and it's something that only exists in his head.

>>531736121
I will be Bassy's best friend in exchange for exclusive free use 24/7 access to that bussy

>>531736112
sylma's TRP made it pretty clear it was brutal, she was covered in bite and claw marks and one ear was chewed off
logs soon i hope

Sylma is punishing us for being bad in the thread. We need to do better.

TWICE THE HEALTHPOOL ARE POCHIE DEVS CRAZY?
I'm staying in turtlewow

>>531736230
my bad, it was on the warlock channel

>>531735616
>paw-in-paw

>>531736386
i wish i had an exclusive femboy wow friend that i could erp with whenever i get bored

>>531736230
>>531736526
Went to check, I'm not surprised a gnome-playing discord mod acts like a little bitch.

>>531735616
The Final Butt...

>>531725273
haha, so true discord sister! Fuck these chuddies haha

>>531735616
beautiful

MALE DWARF ENHANCEMENT SHAMAN

>>531736904
Meltdown soon
How do I unlock reactions?

why did hunter Need on this?

Now no one will brush my fur for sure

Holding hands...

>>531738565
Shoulders are rare at that level so it's an upgrade for sure
He's going to find better shoulders in a few levels but that's playing with randoms for you

Is this just Deca spamming? I refuse to believe It's more than two people doing this shit over and over and every thread?

>>531738565
It's good for hunters

He left the discord so anons would stop joining it to message him. He is still going to play on Epoch.

>>531738565
probably had 0 stat shoulders, saw stats on it, and said yes I need this. randoms don't care about anything else.

rolling race for my rogue
0-2 orc
3-5 troll
6-8 undead
9 gnome

>>531738565
It has 2 agility, it's hunter gear.

We're so back Epoch bros

>>531739189
Big if true.

There's gonna be so many paladins on Epoch, i can't even imagine.

>>531740397
There's only one in my heart. Elaynna...

>>531740397
This is whats keeping me from playing Holy

On that same vein, are tier tokens shared by class like in other iterations of the game? i.e. Conqueror is Priest, Paladin, Warlock or whatever. Or is it just a token that literally anyone can use?

>>531739189
!

>>531739189

>>531722041

>sylma quits
>"hi guys i'm a new anon new to the thread hey look at this it's a picture of my femtauren priest's butt as she fishes well i'm going to post 100 more of these over the next hour so i hope we can all be good friends and if there's a /wpsg/ guild i sure would love to join it"

>>531739189
reading this made me smile unironically

>>531740896
don't forget samefagging all day and saying he never tried to hide being the same person

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>>531740552
t1 tokens are rogue+pala+lock, druid+warrior+hunter, mage+shaman+priest

A Tauren named Teyah.

>>531740896
I mean he basically did the same thing with Pearl. Tried to hide that he was Sylma because he didn't want people to know he was an ERPer.

>>531741329
that's a nice spread

I always play healer cvck in Banilla and I want to branch out, thought about Enhance. But the healing actually looks more engaging on Epoch and I might regret not rolling one

>>531741921
https://youtube/X7PmFGaCu1E
healing looks fun!

>>531741921
>>531742361
https://youtu.be/X7PmFGaCu1E
oopsie

WOAH - Crash Bandicoot

Guys, nord or tel'abim? Nord feels too bloated and tel'abim feels empty, idk

>inb4 wait for pochie

>>531742691
Nord

>>531742691
Pochie in 8 sleepies

>>531742691
i like the telabim community even if it's small, feels like everyone knows eachother and guilds will basically shower you with gear if you perform

>>531741329
>t1 tokens are rogue+pala+lock, druid+warrior+hunter, mage+shaman+priest
>warrior+hunter
These two classes are usually the top played classes on vanilla servers. Putting them together on the same token is trash.
What they need to do is go through level 60 census data and make tokens based on that to evenly spread out how valuable each individual token is. You don't want half your raid rolling for one token while another token drops and only one guy rolls on it.

Some poor shmuck is going to play tauren priest and get hounded (lol) for being sylma and sylma isn't even going to play
Screencap this post

>>531742671
Are you playing this character to get practice for your Forsaken Paladin on Epoch Elaynna?

>>531738565
It'll help him heal better. He'll have more mana.

>>531743048
That's so funny Maidpoet

i just don't look at what fhelf players say or do

>>531741329
why are they always like this? A token can be used by a few classes, instead of being a general token that's good for all? What are the advantages/disadvantages for this?

stinky musky rapey worgen males...

>>531743210
I don't know who that person is but i'll be playing cute and wholesome goth gnome warlock (female).

>>531743039
That sounds stupid, if you want to a fair distribution do it over the average raid composition because some classes are going to be way overrepresented and others underrepresented in a 25 man raid compared to % of population

woggies

>>531733475
<Darkborne>

epoch warlock it is

>>531743039
you're forgetting that druid will be super popular as well

How come some High elves have red underwear but mine is blue?

>>531743048
No one is gonna play a female tauren and a priest together everyone here will either be a night elf, dwarf or undead

>>531743508
Average raid composition is a better way to do it but you'd also need raid data and by that point you're already giving out tokens.
I think best way is start with level 60 pop data then adjust later using average raid comp data. Let players know you'll be adjusting tokens and how before implementing so they have time to turn in.

Deca... I can see every your post in this thread.

>>531735079
hunter or druid

>>531743786
This. The only /wpsg/ anon to play a female tauren in forever was Sylma as Chiltsa. I'm pretty sure >>531743048 is just Sylma trying to lay the groundworks for denying that he's Sylma on his Femtauren Priest.

>>531738565
i think most of us wouldve done the same

Lads... I think we should give Sylma a second chance...

>>531743709
Yeah druids are typically higher up there as well. That first token will be such shit to try to get.
In fact just looking at those tokens makes me want to play a Shaman and have practically no competition comparatively for my tier.

is holy pally the most braindead spec in the game? i want to turn my brain off this time

I won.
Kneel.

A Tauren named Tala.

>>531744548
My true queen...

Only I know how he will name his Female Tauren Priest.

>>531744509
You have two heal buttons not counting Holy Shock and only use one. Holy Paladins are the perfect healslut.

>>531744509
Yes but only on 1.12 client where addons+AHK can play entire raids for you without any input.

Alpha Female Trolls for Poochie~

>>531744921
They should do a Forest Troll race using that and the big buff male Troll model.
Forest Trolls for Horde.
High Elves for Alliance.
Poetry.

>>531744509
You can macro holy shock and Flash of Light together and heal like that, downrank if needed as well

>>531745231
you're not getting elves bozo, get used to it

>>531744548
>dem ass veins

>the trannies are turning on the thread after a hard day of neeting and gooning

>>531745332
Night elves exist.

Warhorn here. If Elaynna DMs me on discord I will invite her back to the guild and make her GM

Elaynna here. Sorry Warcuck, but I'm too busy prompting slop for Epoch.

>elaynna sent me a dm
What the fuck lmao

>>531745982
>he actually did it
>elaynna is gm
oh nonononono

>>531744548
ai is so good at doing still pictures specially if its not realistic, imagine the future, imagine tiping out exactly the type of porn you want

>>531747071
>I'm sorry Anon, I'm afraid I can't do that
We both know AI wouldn't make what we want.

>>531745982
>elaynna is the new gm of fmc
I’M SO SORRY ELAYNNA

>>531747071
generate a dark iron dwarf woman, give her massive juggers, dress her in dominatrix looking plate armor, make her hold a whip

>>531747609
you don't know how to install it locally then (i never tried but i heard of it)

This is good?

>>531745231
I hope they add High Elves to the alliance so all the faggots are in one faction.

>>531747884
It's okay.
You can unlock locked chests with it.

>>531743421
loot rng is good

>>531742528
Yeah, I seen this. As a healer this looks fucking kino, ngl.

>not even two more weeks left until turtle ACK
farewell, xisters...

>servers hosted in UK
doa

>>531748472

Why did Elaynna kick Asalys and Elicia from the guild? And why was Telol’s rank changed to Gimp?

>NOOO I CAN'T CONNECT TO EPOCH FROM MY GOAT HERDING VILLAGE BEYOND URAL MOUNTAINS, HELP ME SHENNA

>>531748584
Telol was always a gimp thoughbeit

ony is in 1 hour 30 minutes please sign up

>>531748472
>>531748612
Turtle is also hosted in the UK

>>531748612
i would raid with the shepherds and fishermen

>>531748968
>8 signed up
Just drag in pugs ffs

WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>531749826
and anger the ghost of sylma??

8 mogged niggers until the 'poch.

>>531695814 (OP)
https://x.com/Ascensionfeed/status/1946255935992975529
New ascension bronzebeard video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEb42dm0G3k

>normal quest item has a 1% chance of dropping
what the fuck is wrong with vanilla fags?

MR. T DEMANDS THAT EPOCH ADDS IN THE NIGHT ELF MOHAWK
MR. T SAYS EPOCH WILL GET HACKED BY THE MASTER COMPUTER HACKER MR. T IF THEY DON'T ADD IN THE NIGHT ELF MOHAWK

>>531750472
the point is the xp you get with that grind

No Sylma? No Ony.

>>531735616
>tfw sylma never shared skoll with you and instead ran off with him
IT’S NOT FAIR

>>531750425
>retoilet graphics
No thank you.

>no sylma
>no elaynna
>no aoiyuki
is epoch DoA?

>>531750958
>plays turdle with the same stuff, as epoch soon
Hiprocrisy at its finest, plus you can chose the graphics turtle tranny

>>531750425
>WoD characters

I just crafted a new piece of chest armor.
It has some pretty good stats.

>>531750425
>1.5x xp
pass

>>531751121
Now that's a lot of assumptions, shill.

has anyone seen diaperslurp lately

>>531750425
Lefty, stale.

MY NAME IS MR T AND THIS IS MY NIGHT ELF MOHAWK

>>531750425
stale and lefty

>>531750425
We hate ASScension here, you dumb fucking shill.
We aren't playing the game, we are here to goon.

da fuk you sayin?

>>531750425
>No goon elves
>No talk about goon mogies
>No goon dranny
>CHUDcraft
>No Kino ERP places
>Chud loot

>>531751185
>left is still war3 tauren, Right is just furfaggotry from BFA and onwards due to the new art director a former furry porn artist
HD models won

>>531751938
>HD models won

>>531751934
>>No goon elves
>>No goon dranny
>>CHUDcraft
>>Chud loot
WTF I love Ascension now! Can't wait to P2W on a new server.

>>531751938
minus being hunched over short invalids with disney fursuit face

Bros, I still haven't decided what to roll on POCHIE!

you will stay in turtle with me, right anon? epoch is just fotm garbage, it won't survive a week

>>531752432
You WILL roll what Mistress Elaynna tells you to roll, maggot.

>>531752561
Shit like this is why I’m leaving Turtle for Epoch.

>>531750425
>Turdle pisscord is still scared of Bronzebeard and Epoch
They are scared

>>531735083
i was only going to join because of him. now im quiting my level 40 shaman fuck this.

>>531752647
B-but she told me to roll a bald human male priest named "Cuckey"...

>>531752887
I'm only scared of Bronzebeard

>>531744548
I kneel…

>>531752987
>/wpsg/ chose a goddamn dogfucker over DAT ASS

i haven't had sex in over 10 years since the last time i did, i need to stop playing wow

I'm in direct contact with Ktotes

They're planning on releasing high elves for the Alliance and Blood Elves for the Horde later down the line. Both would be able to play as Warriors, Paladins, Priests, Hunters, Rogues, Mages Warlocks and more importantly Shaman and Druid. Initial starting zone would be together a la Pandas in MoP, after the first 5-10 levels you get ported to a (slightly level upturned and customized) Eversong Woods and a completely new High Elf zone.

If they manage this it will CRIPPLE Turtle, High Elves is basically all they got left

Betaiden here

Anyone needs a slave?

>>531753717
They've stated they will never add Blood Elves for Horde, or Dranei for Alliance. At least research a little bit before making a fake leak or make it funny

>>531753575
Just get a prostitute. Who fucking cares.
Sex is gay

>>531751208
WOAH

>>531753717
>shaman and druid
wow! thats retarded!

>>531753950
Autistic Brownoid german players

i think i can reach 60 on turtle before epoch launches

Muskyworgen here

Anyone needs a master?

Another day leveling on MoP! The Northrend stretch sure has been slow for dungeon queues last night and today.

>>531754217
>german
Worse english

>>531751185
>orc males can finally walk with their heads up
>but tauren became furfaggots
modern blizzard

I think I might roll a FVM HVMAN HVNTER.

>>531754334
retards fell for Preach's fake TBC nostalgia video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g75YgZL-HuI

Me, a bear druid who is going to stop the dungeon run every 5 minutes to do some short ERP with my healer GF in front of the cucked DPS and there is NOTHING they can do about it but sit there silently haha AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

>>531754616

I downloaded 3.3.5 off Warmane's site. Do they not have a discord?

>>531754896
warmane client wont work with azerotica

I have a good guild name for the new Epoch guild: <Autogynephilic Artifacts>

Ascencion Bronzebeard or Epoch? I can't... decide...

Licking Deadlaynna’s boots
Being Deadlaynna’s footstool
Washing Deadlaynna’s thong
Prepping Deadlaynna’s bull

>>531755339
bronzebeard seems like way more of a skinner box

turtle wow needs to add (tbc retcon) draenei so i can play shaman on a pretty character.
thank you.

>>531752561
now i am going to epoch for sure

>can't play any of the classes I find interesting because they're overpopulated as fuck

there is nothing interesting about returds, shitskin

>>531756896
>he thinks he needs to be a special snowflake to get a raid spot
Just play what you want retard

>>531757221
ye just play whatever
but especially play tank

>>531756896
there's 6 classes. i don't know how you people are so obsessed with picking a "unique" class when there's that few. just play the one you want to play god damn

they should add a skull gun for engineer hunters where they scoop up a bit of your brain for it
this would explain why hunter is a braindead class

>find no class interesting and focusing on the tedious aspects

the only class you could possibly have trouble securing a raid spot with is paladin and even then it's only ret that will be oversaturated because it's the spec of choice for people that think they're the main character

>>531757221
i have main character syndrome and there is nothing you can do about it.

>>531738565

>>531757564
they don't realize warrior and priest are the true main character classes

SYLMAAA

>>531757221
>just roll a ret paladin if you really want to bro, you'll find a raid spot no problem.
>sorry no spots for retribution, but if you don't mind respeccing holy...
I WON'T PUT ON THE DRESS

>>531756896
class population doesn't really matter
let's say we get the perfect distribution, every class represents 100/9 = 11.11% of the server
your server population is like 3000 which means you have 3000 * 0.1111 = 333.33 of each class
now let's say one class for some reason is 15% of the server which is the highest I have ever seen
that class is 3000 * 0.15 = 450 so you have 120 more players of the same class over the average of perfect distribution
same goes the other direction, a class is heavily underrepresented with 7% so you have 3000 * 0.07 = 210 so you have 120 less of that class on the server over the average of the perfect distribution
the difference between playing a highly popular and very unpopular class isn't that high, at the extremes it's 240 more or less players competing with you on a 3000 player server

>>531758175
tanks will be a problem as usual

>>531757734
Both are a bitch to level so they deserve it
I think I'm running BRD from 50 to 58 again

Doubt I'll play until FMC 5.0 is out

>>531713376
https://github.com/Bennylavaa/LFG

>>531728289
good, fuck off dogfucker

so is epoch going to be the new coming of fashy vnd freshy or not?

>>531758428
absolutely but that's kind of independent of class distribution

No Aoi, No ZG/Ony

>>531718769
It gives you rewards and there are now a ton of new quests added to offset the difference. Why wouldn't I want more journey fun? I'm not one of the zoomer tourists that are completely incapable of searching basic information on the website.

>>531758175
TBC is a bring the class not the player expansion and there are like 5 free raid slots after covering all the unique buffs/debuffs.
Raids would rather bring a bad elemental shaman over a good mage.

Epoch did a good job making group buffs effect the whole raid though

>>531759586
optimal tbc raid had exactly zero ele shamans though

Downloading Tauri

I dont want to start the grind all over again bros

Is Epoch gonna obliterate Turtle?

>>531760281
They will coexist.

>>531760281
FRESH always wins

>>531760560
Name 3 things Epoch will be better at than Turtle.

But you can't count the client.

I'll wait.

>>531760757
sovl
comfy
kino

why is everyone talking about epoch but not accensions classic + realm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEb42dm0G3k

>>531760063
Good!

>>531760757
pvp
no trannies allowed
harder content

>>531760872
bro?
>>531750425

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emx3Hbj9ozk

>>531761112
>harder content
This will filter so many people.

>>531759929
shut up and sheethe with me

>>531760872
we don't talk about stale and lefty

>>531761254
>epoop only reworked WC/DM
I knew they were frontloading all their shit to look better at the start. The back half of this server is going to be fucking skeletal

>>531761660
>>531761254
Website probably hasn't been updated...

>>531761660
but they increased the difficulty bro... look how difficult it is...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7PmFGaCu1E

>>531761660
They've soon new boss mechanics in old dungeons.
Those 2 are just the fully revamped dungeons

>>531761660
why even rework them to begin with? who the fuck actually thinks raping beloved locales and dungeons is better than adding new stuff
biggest red flag for this server

>>531761474
>muh lefty

>>531761869
IT'S JUST A BETA

Tier1 raids are going to be a snoozefest, you gotta give something to the mouthbreather community after all

>>531756896
>be me
>play tank or healer or ranged DPS
>parse my ass off, sweat like crazy
>my name is BIGPVMPER, BIGDEEPS or PARSEGODX
>can't find a guild because it turns out people play this game for fun

>be me
>play rogue
>subtlety rogue
>shit talk every tank and healer I run dungeons with
>joke around a lot, class rotation is so braindead I can type all the time and make everyone laugh with my impeccable charisma and comedic talent
>play a completely "sub optimal" race too
>easiest raidspot of my life

Connections and humor > your autistic excel sheet performance, just like in real life.

>>531762050
They probably planned to do every dungeon, finished those 2 and gave up.
I rather have new dungeons for level60 too

>wake up
>remember pochie has no high elves

So how's elemental shaman looking in epoch? I want to get away from mage, but I don't want to play warlock.

>>531762759
Actually pretty nice, check the new talent tree. Molten blast is neat I guess.

>>531762759
enhancement looks cool

>>531762913
>>531762872
So I'm not gonna get memed on for playing ele, cool.

Yeah Sloppoch only reworked DM and WC lol, server is dead on arrival, I know what I'm doing I'm sticking with Turtle which has way more custom content and high elves, I'm not paying to play on a glorified beta with no cash shop either lol, these German autistic devs are so amateuristic compared to Turtle lol

>>531763076
>>531762759
Don't forget your complimentary tauren totem

My undead retribution paladin hype video on Brazilian TikTok got over 200k views, enjoy your JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJA BRRR BRRR BRRRR CONJÔ GO GO GO GO GO AAAJAJAJJJAJA!!!

>>531762669
epoch is a hordenigger centered server

>>531762913
Looks great for 2h but casting shit while dualwielding is retarded, they should have added maelstorm and be done with that

>>531745231
azeroth of war uses those big buff troll models for ice, dark and forest trolls.

MALE TAUREN HOLY PRIEST

>>531763717
>I'm not paying to play on a glorified beta with no cash shop either
lol wut

>>531764749
this but female gnome and explorer's contract

>>531764749
Sylman...

Wish I could be horde (I'm attached to my race) and join the Alliance
I'm tired of mud huts

i wish ironforge was the hangout spot on tortle
stormwind is so cramped and doesnt have that large open space to gather in

i wish thunder bluff was the hangout spot on tortle
orciemarr is basically an open sewer and doesnt have that comfy pond to gather around

how can I have fun with private servers?
I really don't want to play turtle WoW because I hate Classic WoW where you had to level up weapons and use gold to get skills, and I hate having to run back to the dungeon after you die. So what is a good server for me to play on? Also I hate Ascension, its a shitty gacha game. Don't like retail because end game is shit and I don't feel like paying for something i'm only gonna be leveling characters and not play the end game.

>>531763076
Someone's gotta bring the wrath totem.

>epoch has le new content
Can you name some?
>w-w-we added 3 heckin world bosses and 70 custom items
what about new raids and dungeons? Do you have those too?
>n-no, b-but s-soon! new content will always be added

5 years in development BTW. Back to Turtle.

>alliance cities have stormwind, a castle town with huge markets, cathedrals and white stone towers. Ironforge, the pinnacle of dwarf masonry, built for forging great weapons and armors because its connected with lava veins.
horde has mudhuts and the cow race can place huge sticks of wood in the ground

>>531766704
They do have new dungeons, retarded frogposter

>>531766820
1 TBC dungeon redesign, which twow already has

>>531766704
They 1600+ new quests anon. The Dwarf starting zone already allowed people to try the new quests to free caged dwarves and seek artifacts in the frost roll cave. Have fun playing on turtle where they keep adding new broken content instead of fixing the custom caves with no line of sight

github has always looked like rocket science to me. where do I see some kind of changelog for these updates I keep downloading?

>>531766948
>retarded frogposter
>completely uninformed shitposting
Gee, who would have thought?

>>531766110
play a different game

Erm... What the Pochie?!

>>531766110
MMOs aren't for insatiable zoomers that complain about everything and identity in nothing

>>531766704
>>531766948
https://www.project-epoch.net/features/instances/dungeons/
https://www.project-epoch.net/features/instances/raids/

Frog posters, everyone. Zoomers and turdies simply cannot into basic website information.

>>531766996
>NOT SO FAST! WE HAVE MADE ONE (1) STARTING ZONE QUEST. HAVE YOU SEEN IT?

keep me posted

Bros, I am a gooner, but I have also played most if not all of the gooner races to level 60 on turtle, and many other things.
So how do I choose my race to play on Epoch now?

>>531766996
epoch's dev team is 10% the size of turtle. nothing you can say about epoch's QA is going to be believed

So is WoW just never gonna be fun ever again at this point at the age of 37? I want a server that impliments controller but fucking consoleport refuses to make their addon for private servers.

>>531767180
I've tried that I can't find anything fun anymore I feel like sleeping is more fun then anything these days but if I go and just sleep i'll just wind up dying which is not a good thing.

>>531767309
https://github.com/leoaviana/ConsolePortLK

Epoch

>>531766110
forget games, seek ADHD treatment fast

>>531767309
lol unc

>>531767241
I'm not a zoomer, i'm 37.

anyone wanna join clover club on 'poch.. haha?

>>531767241
>https://www.project-epoch.net/features/instances/raids/

cant make this shit up, this is the only new raid on their website btw

>>531767476
I live in the US, ADHD treatment doesn't exist for adults on medicaid.

>>531766110
>hey guys i really hate all aspects of this game how can i get into it?
you dont?

>>531767291
>epoch's dev team is 10% the size of turtle
Yeah and it's obvious by how incompetent turtle devs are they already 100x times the talent. Have fun positioing the camera in the mines in the high elf starting zone or tanking frames while exploring that horribly laid out, out of place, goblin town in Durotar

>>531767309
>I can't find anything fun anymore
Please don't come to Turtle. Thanks.

The sperging will continue until epoch releases

>>531767837
I already said I hate turtle so don't worry I won't.

>>531767497
Only if Wenie is playing, then yes.

>>531766110
>how can I have fun with private servers?
Judging from your post you can't
The latest expansion you can play in a functioning state on private servers is MoP and the leveling sucks because mobs are basically target dummies and all pre-86 content is irrelevant.
Also with that mindset you're never going to enjoy WoW because you want all the convenience of a zoomzoom modern version of the game but those are completely endgame focused. Your best bet is unironically to play retail and focus on mogsmountscheevos.

if epoch doesnt develop an rp community im not interested

>>531768039
Last I heard of Wenie he got bullied out of the Throne and Liberty wpsg guild

>>531768148
vg* guild

>>531767862
>1 more week of this retarded epoch hype

God I hate retards like you who shill for an unfinished product. Reminds me of the pre release starfield shilling on /v/.

>>531768130
Thank god you`re not interested.

kicked a russian from my dungeon group earlier today.
I'm doing my part and you?

>>531768130
There's already an RP discord setup for it if you want to stomach that. I didn't bother to join but it's a good sign they'll be at least some kind of RP community

>>531767862
I can already see the one million DOA posts the moment epoch has It's first crash on launch day

>>531768403
Soulless bug, it's an mmorpg

>>531768130
You will not be missed.

>>531766996
No, you don't get it, Epoch should focus on creating endgame content BEFORE making the leveling experience feel fresh just like Troondle did.
It's extremely intelligent to wait until everyone is 60 and raidlogging and then release new buggy, unfinished leveling zones and dungeons, everyone will flock to this amazing new content.

What am I supposed to do for 8 more days?

>>531768708
Finish that game you left half done a couple months ago because you got distracted by some new game that turned out to be a piece of shit

>>531768620
Not him, but it's fun to level characters in turtle partly because they add that new content for levelers.

>vanilla XP grind
>no new zones
>no new raids
>no new races
>TBC talent tree
>2 new dungeons and 3 new world bosses

I think I'll pass on this grind boys.

>>531768449
You're literally genociding them, wtf man

think i should just kill myself at this point i don't have fun with anything, I keep trying to have fun but nothing in this life is enjoyable anymore....

>>531769321
I'll miss you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoLo0xKgTIE

>>531769147
It'd be fun if half the custom content wasn't broken or didn't have such terrible writing

I like 1x exp...

>>531769445
Can I have your stuff?

Sylma here…

My new name is………

>>531769551
years later and you fags are still obsessing over this loser

>>531769623
>he doesnt know

>>531769445
Maybe it's not so much videogames but your life that you have to fix?

As a Warhammer Fantasy fan, dwarf priests are extremely offensive. Please remove them from the game, THANK YOU

>>531769321

>>531769685
Sure if you don't mind jizz crust on everything.
>>531769823
don't know how to fix it

>>531769889
>free jizz crust
Have you tried buying a shotgun and blowing up bottles of diet coke that always makes me feel pretty good

>>531769889
Are you a neet?
Did you buy into the whole "I don't need a job or to socialize with other people in real life you ragie wagie normie" rethoric?

>>531769623
x1 is fun, mmos without a long journey are boring

" Anonymous 07/18/25(Fri)15:39:09 No.531769823▶>>531769889
>>531769445
Maybe it's not so much videogames but your life that you have to fix?" STFU TRANNY GO DILATE

Goldshire won't be the same on Epoch...

>>531750425
I think this server looks better than epoch. desu.

>>531770169
>" Anonymous 07/18/25(Fri)15:39:09 No.531769823▶

>>531767114
If you don't know how to do a /git pull in 2025 you might actually be retarded boomer

aoiyuki has such a sweet voice what the fuck bros why did nobody tell me before joining VC i feel really weird now i hate women for doing this to me!!!!!!!!!!!

>>531770106
I am a NEET because I did the whole working and friends and a wife and kids will make you happy bullshit
>be me
>have close friends and having fun with them
>fall in love get married and have kids
>friends all leave me because i work too much and have a wife and kids
>working too much to provide for wife and kids wife leaves me takes kid with her
>get fired from job because i'm depressed as fuck
If anything I was better off not following that fucking whole lifestyle.

>>531770169
i'm not a tranny faggot.

>>531770504
Go to Australia and just go into the bush. The billabongs are free for the taking, if you can dominate the local crocodile king

>>531770770
nah i think i'd rather just die at this point

>>531770940
Well yeah, I mean if anyone could beat the crocodile kings there wouldn't be any free billabongs

FRESH

>>531771229
>>531771229
>>531771229

>>531771509
>>531771509
>>531771509

>>531767862
and greatly after the release