Thread 531700628

>Moogle Treasure Trove
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/mogmog-collection/202507/5jc8r6hlb2
>Patch 7.25 Notes
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>Resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells
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>Meetups
• July 17, 10:00 PM EDT | Dynamis, Marilith, Eulmore | Pride & Prejudice 1980 Watch Party
• July 18, 09:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Diabolos, Shirogane, Ward 25, Plot 49 | 90's Cartoon Watch Party
• July 18, 05:00 PM EDT | Dynamis, Golem, Lavender Beds, Ward 17, Plot 1 | Macross Delta Watch Party - EPISODES 1 TO 3
• July 19, 10:00 PM CET | Materia, Sophia, Kugane | EU Umineko Teahouse RP Meet
• July 19, 18:00 PM BST | Lich, Light, Empyreum, Ward 7, Plot 48 | Transformers one
• July 19, 06:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Diabolos, Tuliyollal Instance 1, (12.5, 15.6) | /xivg/ Plays the Game: Forked Tower #2
• July 20, 06:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Diabolos, Tuliyollal Instance 1, (12.5, 15.6) | /xivg/ Plays the Game: Forked Tower #3
• July 20, 06:30 PM EDT | Materia, Ravana, Empyreum W24 P21 | Male Meetup - In Bruges & Collateral
• July 21, 08:00 PM EDT | Dynamis, Rafflesia, Lavender Beds W14 P25 | Beerfest, Super Troopers 1 & 2

Asking for fmzn catboxes

i'm bored anyone want to do anything?

You don't REALLY hate Meena, do you?

My moonie

these late night CC matches are something else man

need someone to break my arms and turn me into a noodle

>>531700628 (OP)
>Male Meetup
What happens at one of these??

need someone to suck off my fiddie

>>531700812
I do

Odds i bot and othergame
Evens i bot and stare at it
0 i bot and go outside

I will now post my gpose
please look at it : )

>>531700903
my catboy gets tossed around like a fleshlight

Wife to vc while I play torchlight and we watch a movie together

>>531700812
I only like the ones that top

>>531701014
Can I lick your pecs?

>>531700904
Is that the fucking horse game

>>531700974
this would go off on twitter

>>531700903
You ever curious to see how many hotdogs can fit inside a man?

>>531700915
this post turned my fiddie on

Froths are so beautiful

>>531700974
Cute.

>>531700915
do you like fiddies

>>531700857
Primal matches were pretty fun for a bit

>>531701169
Do you like tanned fiddies

>>531700903
Men just sit around a fire and watch movies while chit chatting.
Sometimes there’s a certain “bleed out in the snow” feeling to it, sitting around a fire with the bros, contemplating. Real manly stuff. Sometimes shirtless idk. You know. Just bros being bros.

>>531701219
Yes
A lot

>>531700874
Need a quadruple amputee EB who is entirely dependent on me for basically everything

>>531701262
Even cleaning her nasty filthy dirt star?

>>531701057
I am algorithmic poison, gomen
Throw me to the ai data scrapper and this whole business will end it

>>531701031
It's the title screen of it, at least.

>>531701027
i'm usually a fan of showers rather than getting licked clean but i'm sure you can find a nice hrothgar somewhere

Got caught up making potato bread so Dune might be delayed by 30m

>>531700915
Would...

hey u are gay

>>531700903
Bioholes log on their male alts and sneak in because men can't have shit. Alma Larenn is Khamsin Buduga btw

>>531701349
Yes. Every part of her schedule.
Wake up in the morning, prepare breakfast.
Get her out of bed, help her shower, dress her, feed her. Help her go about her day.

My catboy nyas when petted

my catboy needs a few bullet holes in his brain stem

>>531701529
We should have male meetups but in order to get the location you have to send in verification, either on Discord or via email or whatever people are most comfortable with
Anyways you gotta send the (trustworthy) host a picture of your hairy cock in order to get the meetup location
Maybe include your character name too in case someone shows up and a person who hasn't cock verified shows up.

>Alma Larenn is Khamsin Buduga

Weaboo Police Is Pirate Software

My hrothgar would like to do this to someone someday.

I've just realized that I never actually did the quest to unlock Sil'Dih or however it's called, I started it and just never bothered to go talk to the guy it told me to

Could kinda go for some sex with Miau Miau right now

>>531701814
This but not as a facetious throwaway post

>>531701809
same

in videotapes in videotapes in videotapes

>>531701809
It's the best abandoned content in the game

>>531701772
Next you're gonna tell me that Masked Rose is Redolent Rose.

>>531700903
You get to see some of the worst posters try to be funny over a movie you used to like

>>531700915
My sunnie can help with that

>>531701814
this but i'm not actually subbed right now

>>531702007
The Azure Elephant is Aymeric
Estinien last name isnt actually Wyrmblood
________(You) are gay______

good morning... my femezen is very sleepy from just waking up..

>>531702013
uh oh, which male took your thread crush?

>>531702184
I miss her already

>>531701872
I'm serious

>>531702174
There I am Gary

Should I go back to sleep? I have a cold.

>>531702317
ill come snuggle if you do

>massive orgy at uldah gold court and nobody posted a heads up here
then again it would've been schizo'd and ruined, so probably for the best

My miera's name is Bob.

Couples who wear matching glams should super explode.

>>531702372
perfect CC duo for my MCH

I just went to Ul'dah on Balmung for the first time and holy shit that's a lot of people
my fps fucking cratered loading everyone in

HOLY FUARK EVERYONE IS STANDING STILL WHAT AN ORGY FUARKKKKKKK

Hey

Miera are the worst thing to happen to this game

>>531702343
Just went, worst orgy ever.

>>531702516
now join the syncshells and watch it get a lot worse

>>531702614
My fmzn+ fucks miera

We are powerful.

https://youtu.be/ygjBiExEPvE?si=hzIaY4lumN_Wb6nI

>>531702418
Couples wearing matching glams but it's just two bros in jockstraps are ok though right?

>>531702608
+?

>>531702629
I'd rather not
I'm not particularly interested in gooning, I was just there to get this quest out of my journal after having it for like 2 years

>>531702698
Little bro why is it always the gay jokes with me..

>>531702695
Powetful enough to handle 50 glintblade sorcerers? Rick, Soldier of God?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nUw_oIxmhkQ

>>531701150
Thanks, you too

>>531702895
>Powetful
SAAAR

Biggers say this about my femlala

>>531702695
Milas breasts and tummy

>>531702953
>see fatfinger
>think of jeets
retardsis, I...

>>531702174
cute cute femezen should be asleep next to me in my bed

>>531702608
I look like this irl btw...
Except im white,
and i dont have boobs nor have wide hips
And im a dude with broad shoulders
And im balding

>>531702894
I was mostly implying it for myself because it's what I want bro.. I didn't mean to say you could be gay.

>>531700628 (OP)
>Keep removing the backlinks to make the xivtrannies seethe
Based

>brother is schizophrenic and doesn't clean up after himself
>just texted me and 5 other people in my family at 4 am to ask who left trash in his room (he did)
>mfw he only lives with one of the people he texted
you guys dont know actual schizos

>>531703034
Ah my bad thought you were CL memeing on me like always. Hope you find your bro you can wear glams with.

Gooooood morning
/stretch

>>531703000
aaa that sounds so nice rn...

i cant fall back asleep and if i could it would be risking too much as im too close to the time when i gotta get ready for work ;_;

>>531702837
>I was just there to get this quest out of my journal
sure you were

Would you let a lala rest on your tummy.

it's some kinda night lads

>>531702953
I have simply turned off autocorrect and its been off for the past 2 months

>>531703229
nah

>>531703152
Rest your head on my chest while I gently caress one of your ears and rub your back, you can spare five more minutes.

It could be today

My moonie purrs when you pet her

>>531702683
Hopefully in the shitter and hopefully mine

>>531703118
Cute golem.

Lina Mewrilah is my mother.

>>531703273
>making a typo makes you brown/indian
hate this gay nigger site

your warrior of light moves around on their own and hangs out with their own friends whenever you log out.
it's like toy story but with MMO characters.

>>531703401
Golem?

Starting Dune (2021) in 10 minutes
https://cytu be/r/SharaVision

>>531703464
I've had this exact thought before why are you reading my mind

I am a femlala who wants to do UWU

how dead is this general these days
i haven't come here in half a year

>>531703320
in truth this would absolutely fix me

https://files.catbox.moe/to63bp.mp4

>>531703535
very

>>531702953
Look at where the keys are on the keyboard you retarded faggot

>>531703535
Pretty dead. Mostly if not almost entirely bots. Rest of the site as well.

>>531703535
most of the good posters left

>>531703225
yes, as unlikely as it sounds, not everyone on Balmung is there to get off

>>531703462
Nice air forces bro fr fr SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

>>531703263
Too pretty to spend it alone.

>>531703591
>not everyone on Balmung is there to get off
lmfaooooooooooo

>>531703152
Here. A cup of coffee to wake you up. Yeah, it's black, like my soul.
You can add your own cream and sugar or whatever. I don't care.
Have a good day at work

>>531703535
It's still extremely fast but you can thank bots for that, as the other anon said, most of the "nice posters" left for greener pastures due how utterly hostile this place became. And XIV is in a rough moment at the moment so some people are outright not playing it

Ughh one more day then finally the weekend.

>>531703517
The ultimate? I also wanna try it

>>531703675
I am in balmung and I'm here to pvp

>>531703608
thanks bro

>>531702702
Yeah

I miss verdi

>>531703748
Sex is pvp, technically
Especially if you're a grappler

>>531703712
thank you, i usually prefer my coffee to be a bit more sweet, but some coffee i've enjoyed black

i still got abt 3 hours thankfully

>>531701772
>Khamsin Buduga
HEAT OF THE DESERT, DUST SETTLES ON MY FACE. WITHOUT A COMPASS THE SOLDIER KNOWS NO DISGRACE.

>>531703856
Don't ruin pvp for me vro, don't say that.

>>531703856
I did a lot of competitive erp back in my f-list days. I am retired from those activities.

>>531703861
I only drink expensive specialty coffee that doesn't need sugar or cream
Right now I'm drinking an Ecuadorian single origin that's a lot richer and heavier in flavor but usually I have a light, fruity African coffee in my rotation (Ethiopian, Kenyan, etc)

I only fuck primal femlalas

Coffee is gross

>>531703837
where

>>531703535
It is typically one of the five fastest threads on the entire site

Dune starting nyow

It's possible that the rcmp is on my side here

>>531703591
Very funny post.

>>531703949
sounds good! never had artisinal coffee like that, much more of a tea, cider, or soft drink enjoyer.

i still love coffee, im just very plain with it and usually buy it from a store than make it myself

but thats my amerifag nature...

>>531703896
raping this hroths shitpipe with my turgid 4 inch roecock

How do i remove the blur on images in the glamourdresser mod website do i actually need to make an account???

>>531703552
Nice vid, sis.

royal catboy-moonie population

>>531703901
Yeah i'm thinking wife

>>531704110
This was an awful post to read bro..

This is your semi-annual reminder that Male Hyur + Femlala is the only correct interracial pairing

>>531704158
Cute sunnie

>>531704173
I want you to whimper like a bitch, bro, my big soon to be stuffed hrothvro

>>531704214
Sis that's a moonie

>>531703874
OUT OF THE ASHES
THE EAGLE RISES STILL
FREEDOM IS CALLING
TO ALL MEN WHO BEND THEIR WILL
>>531703552
This is kinda beautiful, thanks for sharing.

that's not my moonie that's my moonie's jungian shadow archetype

you have to beat it in a long boss battle if you want my moonie as a party member

>>531704253
Then why did you brighten up my morning

>>531703748
You can be literally anywhere on crystal for that. You know why you're there.

>>531704302
Cock in ass

>>531704032
At work right now. But Crystal

>>531703896
but that's why it's called meteoplapping isn't it?
thunderclap it he sound that gets made when...

>>531703896
booping this hroths snoot

>>531704302
yeah anyway plaps you

>>531704339
You're right, I'm also crafting around the bench. Its a public spot and they'll hear my clink clink with their plap plap.

you guys post on /xivg/ at work too huh...?

>>531704248
Ok this is a bit of a better post but that shan't be happening I'm saving myself for marriage vro..

my femlala just ordered two mcgriddles on the mcdonalds app and is gonna go pick them up

>>531700903
usually this - https://files.catbox.moe/0dvgrh.jpg

>>531704092
>American
>tea over coffee
Hmm...

>>531704158
>>531704253
Isn't this Hydra from back when his character didn't look like a walking tumor

What's your WoL like?

>>531704462
We're already married so bend over that desk so my rock solid 3 incher can bring you to new heights you didn't know were possible.

>>531704253
a moonie that likes lalaboys

>>531704547
A bit like this

>>531704559
Since when was Jeb into malehroth...

>>531704509
Yes
>>531704598
Also yes

>>531704547
Kinda like this when I play MNK.
https://files.catbox.moe/rgaq6z.mp4

>>531704157
>>531704302
tyvm, i got inspired by a video i found about 8 years ago through the youtube algorithm that was like a "save point" on the internet bc it didnt play to the algorithm at all and people would leave comments and talk about their life and stuff, it was really beautiful. plus it had dkc2's bramble blast so it was goated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgqTrvcAySA

>>531704504
i promise im not british

>>531704547
My wol is like this

>>531704547
Mine is like this

>>531704672
>also yes
lalabros we are SO back

>>531704618
EXPLODE

>>531704547
My sunnie is like this

>>531704547
My fiddie is like this.

>>531704758
that moonie has gained an extra 500 pounds since then

>pvp queue dies down
>check map
>cloud 9
Yeah seems right

>>531703481
A character that is not real.
Created using Glamourer (a plugin), often used for gposes.

>>531704767
Why..

>>531704509
>when his character didn't look like a walking tumor
Pics unrelated right?

>>531704547
She's tired. So, so tired.

>>531704408
You need to be STOPPED..
>>531704410
I sound like this when you do that btw
https://files.catbox.moe/f7svfr.mp4
>>531704547
My hrothgar is like this when he smells fear.
>>531704559
Bro..?!

>>531704772
Does she like anal?

>>531701772
Who am I, who am I!!

>>531704547
She's a bit like this.

>>531704787
Irrelevant

>>531704893
Nobody knows.

>>531704810
You have no idea how bad he looks now lol. It's a literal modbeast that has hips several orders of magnitude wider than her shoulders, gigantic tits and thighs that clip with their character in every animation, it's disgusting.

>>531704901
My future wife

>>531704804
Because that's exactly what I want and will never have

>>531704486
I look like this and do this

>>531704547
a lil bit like this

>>531704901
Someone giving sloppy on the low, im sad i know you.

>>531704547
my WoL? Is like this

i almost posted catbox porn instead

>>531704953
Maybe you will one day anon don't give up!

>>531704793
>steps of thal
I'm hunting you down, prepare yourself

>>531704873
I can't be stopped
You need to beat me in PAC, but you're such a bottom you can't

>>531704798
Dude what? But I'm an actual character. I play the game and everything

Are there good makeup options for male Viera or am I going to have to learn how to paint my own face?

>>531703495
Watching.
>>531704547
Kinda like this.
>>531702317
Go to bed, your future self will be grateful.

>>531705008
I have given up all faith

>>531705029
gl finding me

>>531705054
People in /xivg/ say a lot of silly things.

>>531705079
tell tyrone i said hi please

>>531705079
Boob sex with this sunpure

Snuff rp where I delete my character when it's done!

>>531705097
You either just logged out or you're a femezen

>>531704667
Jeb and his Jeb jr can't compete
>>531704873
You'll be begging me to stop between your moans, vro... but you enjoy being ravaged by a 2 inch fuckstick, aren't you?

>>531705095
Nyo...

>>531704941
Say less, I'm already sold.

>>531704667
Since forever

>>531705150
I've noticed...

>>531705029
I'm NOT a bottom but genuinely.. I'm still a sad chap about that loss too.. I lost a lot of elo and it was purely just bad item rolls :c

>>531705190
Nyes...

>>531705165
Not if I spare your life and make you live with the trauma.

>>531705176
Take the chance. Am I really a femezen, did i log out, or am I something else?

>>531704253
looks like my digested femlala went straight to her thighs.

>>531704810
>he doesn't know

So where can I find a female vampire to EB

>>531705079
Sexing that Elf on the Table

>>531705304
God I hate this fucker

>>531705305
the only xivg fiddie that looks anything like a vampire is already eb'd i think, but idk about other races

>>531705272
Why would I do that, it's not what I wanna rp.

>>531705305
Depends, do you pvp?

>>531705332
Yeah i'm loving this aesthetic wifey

>>531704547
Quite literally like this.

the earth is flat btw you can just look it up the information is all there

>>531705365
Went from an actually cute moonie with fat ass and thighs to this thing

>>531705401
You're a femboy

>>531705304
Would

>>531705397
What you want isn't a factor.

>>531705158
Done!
>>531705161
Thats lewd anon...
>>531705353
Let her sleep, she is tired.

>>531705441
His proportions were always retarded looking. This creature was inevitable because the retards in this general enabled it.

>>531705438
If I agree can we fuck?

>>531704547
The cutest femlala ever

>>531705438
It's not nearly as flat as your chest, still

>>531705493
Yeah it is...

>>531705304
We like this

>>531705079
malera real?

>>531705238
I'm going to make a golem copy of your character and gpose her without your consent.

>>531705493
Burying myself in her litter box like a desert spider, waiting for it.

>>531705457
that's a very good point actually i just read vampire

>>531705185
Alright bro CAAALM down a little.. you're doin' entirely too much..

>>531705493
She can sleep after. While we cuddle

>>531705515
The moonie was fine and I told him to go back at literally every opportunity but he just kept getting fatter

>>531705492
Ok retard.

>>531705618
And you're a bottom

>>531705608
Is this my first true schizo?

>>531705423
I'd bounce her

>>531705515
People always say this but there are so called modbeasts here who haven't changed for years. This only happens if you're a retard with no self control.

>>531705681
Low quality bait

>>531705801
All femboys are bottoms

>>531705521
probly

>>531705836
wish this wasn't true

>>531705726
Yes. I'm going to take screenshots of your character wearing silly outfits and doing goofy dances.
And you can't stop me!

>>531705852
Nice, I agree

>>531705275
I'm kind of having fun trying to find which doorframe it is, weirdly

>>531705836
How about you come over to THE mansion to test out that theory?

I'm wearing slutty outfits in public and hoping someone will pull me aside for plapping again

my femezen is watching more comfy slop

>>531705868
You're a monster!

>>531705901
It isn't a theory

>>531705387
To whom

>>531705726
do you like lalafell?
i don't give a shit
you are actually made for lalafell gangbang, gposing rn

But that's just a theory... a game theory

>>531705894
I'll be on a spot idle if you want to settle with an answer

>>531705954
Now that's actually gross you fucking asshole.

>>531705943
Whatever makes your day anon
i'll make some comfy breakfast now take easy

>>531705836
I know someone that can prove that false
but I want to keep him to myself instead :3c

>>531706040
Easy concession, bottom-coded for sure

>>531704901
You're a whore

Choose your husband
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/crossworld_linkshell/95e7f85ea2329a87eac5e0f1f2ce01af616d4274/

imagine a xivg minecraft smp server

Just found out my crush is a secret slut and now that gives me the ick

>>531706157
I love sluts

>>531706137
Get Aero off the list, he went full hrothmode. If he goes back, he's kind of a sweetie, so him.

Otherwise, probably Hide.

>>531706157
As a secret slut, you should give them a try.

>>531704547
My fiddie is like this

>>531706151
I forgot my minecraft password a decade ago and haven't played it since

>>531705007
Post the porn anyways

I'm a secret slut but I get very little action

>>531705925
(you are supposed to tell her she is based)

>>531706248
Aero is my hrothsband who's trapped on the wrong DC.

>>531706327
me too

>>531706151
my cliquecord has one of these...

>>531705894
It is the gooner door, but the exploration has led me to learn that this is the only time this pattern lines up this way on the doors in Ul'dah, interestingly

>>531706327
Yeah because it's a secret

Picrelated - me when I'm watching Dune.
>>531705567
They are indeed, real!
>>531705613
This person, officer. Yes this one here.

>>531706370
hi we have to meet and anim plap I think

I wish I had someone to make breakfast for...

>>531706316
fine, just for you anon

my femezen? is like this
https://files.catbox.moe/4zdvef.mp4

I’m gonna Fanta into my tanned fiddie when I get home and jerk off to her plump brown ass and tits while she jerks off her own cock

>>531705079
I took a shower and some pain killers because I couldn't sleep. I'm going to take the quiet hours of the morning when nobody's around to work on some goon slop requests.

>>531706412
>another clique meetup i wasnt invited to

>>531706468
I have to fill this femezen up sometime.

>>531706485
Can I request you let me fuck Louise in the ass?

You guys excited for DUN3 next year?

>>531706534
Who IS this...? I'm starting to get worried about bending over in public spaces because of you.

>>531706630
We've only met once, I'll sexpest you in-game some time

my fiddie wants to watch the new tron movie when it releases

>>531704547
My femezen is like this

>>531705925
she should've invited my femezen to see it

>>531706294
mine too
>>531706660
mine too two

>>531706673
All haughty women are weak to anal

>>531706485
Goonslopping is a hard work...
>>531706509
>posted in the thread
>people chilling at the hangout spot
I'm sensing a bait here.

>>531706528
when...

>>531706826
My thread enemy is there

>>531706658
The last time somebody insisted on this, a compromise was made. Twice.
https://files.catbox.moe/2lbvxk.png

>>531706794
It's not true... IT'S NOT TRUE!

>>531706840
Whenever you want...

>>531706480
can my fiddie join you?

>>531706897
I'm going to push the stick further up your ass with my stick

>>531706889
Is it me?

>>531706630
>that faint smile of relief when she realizes its her favorite lalaboytoy.

>>531704547
my moonie? like this https://files.catbox.moe/773n3q.jpg

>>531706904
im on balmung rn if you wanna come say hi

>>531706947
No

>>531706897
Wouldn't mind frotting either. As a compromise I suggest you fuck someone while I fuck you

>>531707004
Is it me?

>>531706137
Is it improper form to choose yourself?

>>531706963
Parasite Lovelace

Male character here where can I hire hussies to give me some joi?

ROG sure is fucking boring

>>531706137
Can I choose from this one? https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/crossworld_linkshell/84a65f68cc0222d5db9de33c604224d11e68ab3e/

>>531707142
Rog?

>>531707053
No

>>531701795
hey...

>>531707249
What ever happened to Victoria Khaine?

>>531705836
Funny anon

>>531707253
The class that unlocks NIN. You press 1 then 2 for like 20 levels.

>>531707390
I will fuck this femboy in the ass

>>531707117
I'm sorry, I did forget ..

>>531706963
show bush

>>531707330
Hey :3

>>531707390
>play a female
>remove the tits
>call it a male
god I hate mentally ill freaks like you so much

>>531707390
>play a female
>remove the tits
>call it a male
God I love mentally stable bottoms like you so much

>>531707390
Gross

>>531706897
when r we frotting bestie

>>531707390
Big bottom energy

>>531706908
Yeah I’ll be home in an hour. What server

>>531707075
. . . . . . .
>>531707457
here you go boss https://files.catbox.moe/o87ty3.png

>>531707593
Dylm

>>531707492
Part of me doesn’t even want a house because I know I would crash out if anything happened and my house that I spent a ton of time decorating got auto-demo’d

>>531707546
If a woman has iron-deficiency anemia
does that make her male?
because there's not enough fe?

https://files.catbox.moe/igl7kf.png
Time for bed

Well that went exactly to script

>>531704547
My rava- looks like this

https://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/crossworld_linkshell/f0258cfe8add3a9ff0d53f7aecb5eedfe99c9de6
Select your character

>>531707439
No you won't! Bend over~
>>531707475
I love it when anons get angry about it, makes me wanna do it more and more and moreeee~
>>531707546
>>531707581
Thank you but I'm still not a bottom and you can never ever make me bottom for you :3

>>531707764
>eu
not clicking that shit nigga

>>531704547
My femra is somethin like this

>>531707593
What does it mean when I'm only attracted to vaginas when they're hairy?

>>531707628
fr fr bro

>>531707764
>eu.

>>531707860
Who you callin' french

>>531707796
my melf does this exact thing when he sees a cute cat girl

>>531707764
Roysa Reeve is the only one worth your time.

Rest are just sluts.

>>531707826
Oh yes I will, show me that tail

Tactical RCMP strike

>>531707854
You got the regular mf starter pack

>>531707764
OOK OOK EURANGUTANG WANT BANANA

>>531707390
Josou Seme me, thanks

>>531707390
Cute!

>>531707854
You have a preference for women who don't care about what others think about how they should groom
Or really like the feeling on your tongue

eu gooners?

>>531707827
>>531707878
https://jp.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/crossworld_linkshell/f0258cfe8add3a9ff0d53f7aecb5eedfe99c9de6
キャラを選んで

>>531707719
Fvarkkkk

>>531707654
Delicious flat... lick lick lick

>3-6am in NA
Where are you degenerates from then? If not NA or EU then are you all angry thirdies?

>>531707443
its ok i forgive you
come eat bananas with me and watch banana joe

Live free or die

GOOD
MALERA
MOOOOOOORNING

>>531707680
What do we use next?

>>531707976
i'm at work at the bureaucracy corporation, you're going to just have your two fingers as usual to blacked yshtola porn

>>531707390
someone carried this grown ass man for 9 months for him to act like this on an mmo general, damn.

>>531708192
>m.jpg
Kindly choose the second.

are there any biofems itt rn please reply to this post

>>531708265
man I HATE the bureaucracy corporation. It takes AGES for anything to get done.

>>531707592
balmung

Odds spend all day on the bone temple gpose.
Evens watch a bunch of movies all day and relax.
Zeroes sleep.

>>531707826
You give off the energy of a brat that grows all weak and bites her lips with upturned eyes when someone cuts through her brattiness and holds her tight

>>531708160
>thirdie
You wish

>>531708174
where? i can bring some of these premium bananas, top quality

>>531708343
raping this lala!

>>531708301
I promise you your parents aren't proud of you either for being here to witness it

Adarkim

The largest of the Xaela tribes. While not the most skilled at battle, they overwhelm with numbers, taking losses in stride, knowing that a future victory over a weaker tribe will replenish their ranks.

Recent events have led the Adarkim to choose a successor to the khan. Ambition for the position has given rise to bitter and bloody rivalries. After numerous assassination attempts Adkiragh, the chosen successor, defected from the tribe and passed the responsibility to his brother, Bulugan, who became the new successor to the khan and the target of assassination attempts.

Angura
A small tribe which keeps mainly to the frozen mountainous region of northeastern Othard. The glare reflected by the everlasting glaciers upon which they travel has rendered this tribe's skin color a deep rusty tone.

Arulaq
A tribe thought lost 200 years ago, only recently discovered once again living in a secluded valley in the mountainous north.

Avagnar
Though defeated and absorbed by the Adarkim, several of the proud Avagnar tribe's members still secretly use its ancestral name, knowing that it could mean death if they are discovered.

Bairon
A middle-sized tribe of the southern deserts and masters of survival in the driest of climes, the Bairon are all trained from a very young age to collect and drink their own bodily fluids, allowing them the ability to venture deep into places no other tribe will.

Bayaqud
A tribe of the steppe’s western edges. Women from the Bayaqud tribe will traditionally take several husbands, as did the tribe's founding matron 2000 years ago.

Bolir
A small tribe that earns its living by collecting the dung of the beastkin herds which roam the steppes. The dung is dried, turned into charcoal in temporary kilns, and sold to other tribes.

>>531708438
A projecting meena typed this

>>531707826
Need him to plap my sunnie

>>531708464
I scroll here before work while you trannies try to ERP and act cutesy while being 30+ skinny fat freaks 8+ hours a day.

Borlaaq
A tribe of all women. While breeding with men from other tribes is allowed, if a male is born into the tribe, he is given up within a year of birth.

Buduga
The Buduga live alongside the Oronir upon the Dawn Throne. They are a male-only tribe who kidnap males from other tribes to maintain their numbers. As their numbers declined, the Buduga became unable to replenish their numbers and were forced to ally themselves with the Oronir tribe.

Chaghan
The Chaghan are a clan recently formed by Takens exiled from the Qerel. Originally the Takens were Qereli warriors who were consumed by the Will of Karash and go into a state of rage with an unquenchable thirst for violence. Unlike the Qerel, the Chaghan see Will of Karash as a blessing from the Dusk Mother. They commit all manner of heinous acts when Karash takes hold, and some would even slay their own kin and claim it in the name of Mother Nhaama.

Dalamiq
One of only a few Xaela tribes which has abandoned the nomadic lifestyle and built a small village on an islet in the middle of a two-malm-wide span of the great inner river. It is said they once worshipped the now-fallen lesser moon.

Dataq
Like the Goro tribe, the Dataq rarely take part in the Naadam and so have little influence. The Dataq tribe are the tribe most committed to a nomadic lifestyle in Steppe, refusing to remain in one place longer. They cover quite possibly the most area in their migrations, for they rarely stop in one area for longer than a few bells. To this end, they will even sleep in the saddle, and only utilize their tents for shelter when caught in torrential rains. The khan himself, however, would be the first to admit that this is less a hard rule and more an ideal for which they strive, even if they do indeed travel further and longer than any other tribe.

>>531708430
Okay pick a spot I’ll meet u there at 715

>>531707826
Anger and disgust are not the same emotion bro

>>531708446
my house, silly :)

Dazkar
Household duties such as cooking, cleaning, and childrearing are handled by the males of the Dazkar who, other than when on the move, rarely ever leave their family's yurts. Female Dazkar are tasked with hunting, and are known across the steppe as being some of the most accurate archers in the realm.

Dhoro
An elusive tribe that avoids contact with most other tribes. Lookouts are posted all about their camps with orders to flee given the moment an outsider is spotted.

Ejinn
A river tribe that chooses to swim from place to place rather than walk or take boats. It is said that members of the Ejinn can hold their breaths for up to a quarter bell, and will often migrate while almost completely submerged in order to avoid contact with hostile tribes.

Geneq
In addition to the standard language used by most of the Xaela in cross-tribe communication, the Geneq employ a complex system of whistles and clicks which resemble the cloudkin and wavekin of the steppe.

Gesi
The Gesi are skilled hunters who value quality weaponry. They are masters of the slingspear, a mid-sized javelin carved from mammoth bone which, instead of being thrown by hand, is flung with a leather sling to improve range, speed, and killing power.

A radical Gesi named Jebei, bearing a grudge against the larger and more established tribes, attempts to trick the struggling trader Gascot into selling him bombs and foreign weapons to destroy Reunion and strengthen the power of his tribe.[9]

The Gesi wear dark gray robes.

Gharl
Before each migration, the Gharl will fill a sacred urn with the soil of the place they just camped. This soil is then dumped upon arriving at the next location. This tradition has been carried out for thousands of years, leading people to believe that most the steppe is now all of one soil.

When the Tsagaan Sar ends, the Steppe holds a Naadam to decide who will be the new Khagan. The location of the dispute is revealed only at sunrise when the Gharl has scattered the soil.

>>531707620
malera can be cute sometimes
>>531707796
. . . . . . .
>>531707854
its pretty normal, I like unkempt hairy guys myself, arm hair is an often overlooked but important detail and lots of it is ....

>>531708610
I'll send you a tell

Goro
Like the Dataq tribe, the Goro rarely take part in the Naadam and so have little influence. The Goro are regarded with confusion by some outsiders owing to their belief that the horse is the perfect being, as well as the fact that when a Goro comes of age they are "wed" to a horse of the opposite sex (though for reproductive purposes other partners are chosen by lots). It should be noted that because a horse's lifespan is far shorter than that of a Xaela's, one is likely to be wed to several horses over the course of his or her life.

Haragin
The legends of this coastal tribe tell of a group of their ancestors who crafted a giant ship and sailed out across the endless eastern ocean. The explorers are said to have returned with tales of a terrible island covered in massive grey monoliths and inhabited by fire-breathing steel demons.

Himaa
For reasons unknown, one out of every three pregnancies amongst the Himaa result in twins. As a result, over half the tribe's members have a doppelganger. This can prove an advantage during attacks, as it confuses the enemy into believing the dead have risen.

A hero of the Himaa tribe it is known. Orghana is said to have a twin sister, and one of the most famous stories concerns Orghana's revenge against the killers of his siblings

Horo
To those who live the meager lifestyles of the steppedwellers, being overweight is a symbol of affluence and power. To appear heavier than one in their station, the members of Horo drink copious amounts of water to bloat their bellies.

Hotgo
Distinguished by their blue hair, the Hotgo was a tribe recently massacred by the Dotharl. The only members surviving are those who left the tribe to travel on their own and were not present during the killing. The Hotgo were known for their vibrant face paints which members would constantly change depending on their current mood.

The Hotgo creation myth tells of two children, a boy and a girl to whom they trace their ancestry. It is said that this couple emerged from the belly of a steel giant in days of yore holding a curious black stone that glowed at the touch of a hand. Two children grow to man and woman, becoming father and mother of great people of Hotgo.

Iriq
A tribe that follows the Borlaaq, taking on any male children given up by the female warriors and raising them as their own.

Jhungid
The second largest Xaela tribe. Mortal enemies with the Kharlu, the Jungid will spend the greater part of the year subjugating smaller tribes to swell their own ranks in preparation for an annual battle with the Kharlu, the winner gaining control over a large part of the eastern coastlands.

Kagon
The Kagon are a nocturnal desert tribe who worship Nhaama, goddess of the moon and mortal enemy of Azim, god of the sun. Instructed by their goddess that to step into the sun is to succumb to the evil of Azim, they spend the daylight hours in their tents, only emerging to hunt and migrate at night. The result is an uncharacteristically pale skin for a group of people living in an almost eternally fair-weather locale.

Kahkol
A tribe made up of orphans and refugees from tribes defeated or destroyed. Many choose to combine the name of their old tribe with Kahkol.

The Kahkol tribe had a settlement known as Kahkol Iloh, however it was destroyed by the Buduga and then abandoned. Soon after, the weakened tribe suffered further hardship when its remaining population was nearly wiped out by disease. Ironically, some of the scattered survivors would be living among the Buduga.

>>531708745
>go to an Asian country as a tourist
>hanging out with a local girl
>she cannot stop touching and rubbing my hairy arms, completely obsessed with the texture/feel since like 95% of the guys in her country shave their arms or don't grow much hair to begin with

>>531708464
A curious argument. If I'm laughing at two retards awkwardly flirting I'm not automatically also a retard.

Kha
Unlike most of the Xaela, the Kha live on the fringes of the Xaela lands, actively seeking contact with non Auri peoples, introducing many aspects of those cultures into their own.

Kharlu
The third largest Xaela tribe. Mortal enemies with the Jungid, the Kharlu will spend the greater part of the year subjugating smaller tribes to swell their own ranks in preparation for an annual battle with the Jungid, the winner gaining control over a large part of the eastern coastlands.

Khatayin
A tribe which largely remains unseen, hunting goats in the mountains for nine moons of the year. The remaining three are spent at the foot of the great north range, where they survive off the dried meat they stocked.

Malaguld
One of the only tribes that accepts people of the Raen—those that have been exiled or those who have fled persecution—into their circle.

Malqir
A western steppe tribe characterized by its unique leader-choosing ritual which, instead of the usual test of brawn, is a game of Kharaqiq, a chess-like game played on a circular board divided into three rings.

Mankhad
A coastal tribe which fights with blow-darts made from bones dipped in the poison of the pufferfish. So practiced with the pipes are the tribe, that they can disable a target from 200 paces.

Mierqid
A desert tribe which, over the course of a year, travels between over a hundred secret buried caches of supplies restocked with each annual visit.

Moks
A tribe invisible for the fact that its members are spread out across many different tribes (unbeknownst to those tribes). Communication between its members is done on the rare occasion when two tribes meet, through an ancient set of hand signals only recognizable by those who know what they are looking for.

>>531704547
Like this:
https://litter.catbox.moe/ruthjc8x1xryi5pw.png

>>531708795
Bet

Noykin
Master trainers of the wild horses which populate the majority of steppe. It is said that the horsewives of the Noykin can break any beast if given but a week.

Olkund
Selective breeding has seen the average height of the central steppe-dwelling Olkund tribe males reach over two and a half yalms. The females, for whatever reason, remain of an average height.

Orben
A tribe that rides up and down the great inner river on boats woven from reeds and reinforced with scales from their own skin.

Oroq
The Oroq create sleds made of reeds dipped in horse fat to help move their possessions and young children about the inner grasslands.

Qalli
Also known as the songbirds of the steppe, the Qalli communicate through song, attaching a melody to their words to further add emotion to the meaning.

Qerel
The warriors of this tribe all wear complete suits of armor crafted from the bones of steppe tigers which they kill with their own hands upon their coming of age.

Among their warriors are those who are consumed by the will of Karash and enter a berserk state with an unquenchable thirst for violence. These warriors are known as Taken, and are exiled from the tribe.[6]

Qerel Iloh was once the home of the Qerel tribe but it was destroyed by the Chaghan.

Qestir
The Qestir believe that all words are lies, instead mainly communicating through gesture, facial expressions, and body language. They value actions as being the true bearers of intent. The Qestir wear light pinkish brown robes and face masks that cover the nose and mouth, probably relating to the Qestiri belief that all words are lies.

The Qestir are responsible for creating and maintaining Reunion, an important settlement for gathering and trading in the Azim Steppe. Reunion is a place where the various tribes, each with radically different traditions, can gather, communicate, and trade despite inter-tribal conflicts. Violence is forbidden.

Due to their silence, the reason they founded Reunion is unknown. One theory says that they were motivated by a Qestiri child who died of a disease that would have been treatable with the right medicine. But unfortunately, the Qestir had no means of acquiring the cure at the time.

Sagahl
A tribe which sees all beastkin as equals with man, therefore refuses to eat or use them as beasts of burden. As a result, the diet of the Sagahl mainly consists of steppe shrubs and vilekin.

Torgud
This desert tribe does not wear any clothes, choosing instead to cover their bodies almost entirely in a white paint created from mud, lime, and bone meal. The paint helps to reflect the relentless desert sun.

Tumet
The children of the Tumet, upon seeing their tenth summer, are tied to a sacred tree while the remainder of the tribe packs up and moves to their next location. Those children who manage to break free from their bonds and catch up with the tribe at that next location, are given a name and allowed into the tribe.

Is there a reality in which this retard shuts the fuck up?

>>531708993
NTR bait, would definitely cheat on me

>>531708492
>>531708594
>>531708678
>>531708796
>>531708849
>>531708967
>>531709046
what is the purpose of this

I wanna perv on some eu characters

Ugund
When members of this tribe die, their heads are removed from their bodies and placed in a jar of fermented goat milk. Once the liquid has been drunk by the head (in other words, evaporated), the head is then buried under an anthill so that the tiny workers can carry the spirit to the afterlife. The journey is thought to be a terrible one, the road filled with ghosts of the damned, so ensuring the spirit is drunk helps ease the journey.

Ura
The Ura tribe make their home in the frozen northern mountains. This mountain-dwelling tribe is one of the few which instead of hunting, mine the precious ores of the peaks and trade them with the steppe tribes for food.

The Ura are seen wearing two different costumes, those found in the Reunion are seen wearing Twinsilk Robe of Aiming Twinsilk Robe of Aiming, while the Ura Brute found in FATE Rock for Food Rock for Food are wearing Woad Skywicce's Fur Woad Skywicce's Fur.Ura Brute from Final Fantasy XIV

Urumet
This desert tribe has the queer custom of travelling with their elders carried upon their shoulders. It is believed that in the flat desert, this gives the tribe the advantage of being able to see farther.

What is bro yapping about chat?

Uyagir
One of a handful of Xaela tribes which have given up the nomadic lifestyle. The Uyagir reside in a system of limestone caves on the northern edge of the southern deserts which are believed to have been dug by a race of giant oliphant-like beetles which were placed on the land by the gods to punish the elder tribes that had grown too greedy. They live to protect the Udgan, a tribesmember able to receive divine revelations and see potential futures.

To quote Baavgai, "We live here to make amends for our sins. In the past, having grown drunk off its own greed, our tribe embarked on a mission to subjugate all that it possibly could. In response to our insatiable greed, the gods punished the Uyagir by unleashing giant, oliphant-like beetles upon our land. The beetles left absolute devastation in their wake. ... It took some time, but after a while, we regained the trust of the gods. Those who began receiving divine revelations were proof of that."

>>531709116
thought it was cool lore, whats your favorite tribe?

>>531709116
Melty retard spamming cause someone upset him (but it's totally on-topic guys!)

>>531704547
my moonie is very much like this

>>531709205
kill yourself, spamming retarded faggot.

>>531709098
>>531709119
stfu it's the closest we got to game talk, and its interesting to read about the tribes

Yeah I know a thing or two about counter-surveillance fuckers

This damn spammer is getting in the way of me ERPing with other 30 year old men!

>>531709235
ain't nobody reading all that shit

>>531709205
hey, newtranny. if anyone cared in the slightest they'd google it. fuck off.

that one malera that says "hear me out" when the giant sandworm appeares on dune.

For once we have game related talk and everyone tells them to fuck off, incredible, remember, goon, sex and rape, we like this and this is fino fanta

>>531709216
>>531709228
>>531709353
literally just think the lore is cool, my bad

>>531709425
>game related talk
you mean a literal wiki text dump that encourages 0 discussion, you stupid spamming retard?

>"what is your wol like"
>niggas with porn addictions spamming porn of their characters
yikes

>>531708993
Nice hangers

>>531709429
Nah fuck those niggers, I found it interesting. You go king.
>>531709465
Well I never read that wiki text dump before and thought it was better than seeing a half naked modded character

>>531707906
>>531708438
I don't think you understand what "Not a bottom" means... don't be surprised if you try to get in a room with him and he refuses to bend over for you. It's not an act, he only tops.
>>531708517
That's much better!
>>531708638
>god I hate
>Anger and disgust are not the same emotion bro
Whatever helps you feel better about it bwo
>>531707954
No you! Wanna... pvp sometime?

>>531709429
Sorry bro this is a cringe retard general where we jerk off over our characters with zero self awareness.

Does anyone want to chat? I feel like I'm going to spiral tonight

>>531704547
Like this:
https://files.catbox.moe/lu21wq.png

>>531709205
>thought it was cool lore, whats your favorite tribe?
That was actually a good lore dump. Where did you find that?

The best pairing is Male Xaela x Female Raen and Male Raen x Female Xaela

>>531704547
my femhroth is exactly like this

>>531709557
Then I'll just pin him down and pet him

My moonie keeps napping she is tired today bwos

stop spamming text dumps bro im trying to post "my wol is like this" with an image of my wol getting fucked in the ass or an image of some anime character getting fucked in the ass and the punchline of my epic joke is that i want someone here to fuck me in the ass get it isnt that so funny

>>531709610
Can she do the pineapple trick

>>531709581
sure, i'm up for it. when and where suits?

permission to post my femlala?

>>531709594
on the wiki for xaela tribes

>>531709557
Embarrassing. I feel bad for your parents

Fat Cat Fact #582

A Fat Cat may pay to cover the meal cost of a dine and dasher to reduce the risk of their favourite places to eat, suffering

Still thinking about whether I should use my fanta to go hrothguy or stay as a malera. I just love me some monsters.

>>531709652
Why is the defense of bad posters always something like "But look! There are worse posters!!!"
Apply yourself nigger.

>>531704547
Like this

Middie x Fiddie
As Hydaelyn intended.

>>531709557
>ignored my post
Yep... it's over... my highlander is never getting dicked down by a c@ femboy

>>531707654
DO YOU LIKE/ERP MALE ROES?

weird amount of self-appointed thread police around tonight.

>>531709752
Post malera and potential hrothguy

>start up discord
>now there is 4 god damn thigns to click out of before i can use it
(nitro, orbs, orbs second ad, legue of legends has arrived ad)
my malezen is about to get slightly perturbed

>>531709686
balmung eulmore?

>>531709429
>wahh wahh my dogshit literal text dump with no discussion provoking questions is just spam???
yes, retard. kill yourself. lurk for 3 more years before shitting up another general.

>>531709779
can you not use the n word

>>531709779
because in one case the bad post is a one-off sequence of posts that will be long gone next thread and in the other the bad posts are nearly 24/7, day in, day out
think with your head for 15 seconds instead of how you want to open bob ranjesh

>>531709557
I'm always down to pvp, want me to come over to balmung so you can add my alt?

>>531709205
Look, man. Most of us aren’t lore nerds like you are, we just want to have fun with our friends here in the thread and you’re ruining our ’ooning and ’lapping. Fuck you for trying to stop us from doing that, are you some sort of bigot who hates lewdposting? I thought ff14 was supposed to be an accepting wholesome community? What the fuck do you have against us?? Why do we have to suffer bigots like you hounding us over our lifestyle choices? As a representative of all my friends in the xivg community, I'm asking you to stop this harassment unless you want to get blacklisted by all of us(the thread elite ‘bins,) effectively killing your social life in this game, faggot. Feel free to stop posting in our thread any time, I promise you won’t be missed. And also fyi NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID LORE CRAP.

>>531709845
I'm in bed so I do not have these on hand

>>531709671
she could do it blindfolded

>>531709858
whats your favorite tribe?

>>531709857
sounds good! i am here talking to my cat, just grab me.

>>531709842
I'm just joining in, I detest the ERP retards but normally I'm alone so I just ignore them for the fucking sliver of actual game discussion in this thread.

Wait all this lore is real?! I thought it wasn't...

>>531709779
pretending you care about the overall post quality in the thread and the rules of the site when in reality you just dont want your goon material getting interrupted by lore posts is performative tranny behavior i think

I think it's kinda boring how everyone has 1000+ potency attacks nowadays. That was supposed to be a WHM thing.

>>531710064
It is. The bairon tribe are all piss drinkers

>>531709581
Yeah, if the other anon doesn't show up I can chat

None of you motherfuckers care about this threads quality stop the cap

Lore discussion is cool.

autistically dumping an entire wiki here with nothing else substantial added to it nor a question to incite any sort of dialog is bad.
it's not that complex

>>531710165
I want BRD to go back to having casts like in HW and have more dots, I want SMN to have pets again too..

>>531710165
Pay the retard tax like I do

>>531710207
Who is this?

Being an F2P feels like playing SSF.
>ah I need a mob drop for this crafting recipe
>probably wont be too much on the MB
>oh yeah, time to pummel a random dog half way across the continent I guess

anybody know where a radio is in garlemald? I wanna copy that one elezen's post but cover it with Oldfashioned Lover Girl

>>531710230
omg its le cinema xD just like my epic reddit memerino

>>531710230
t. faggot mad his ERP was interrupted by cool lore

>>531710252
Hide/Shara, why?

>>531710267
>>531710295
I accept your concession.

>>531710253
what build, poebro

>The erp'ers and gooners aka low quality retards getting mad because a lore chad took a dump on them
Too based

DoTs are so incredibly boring in this game I roll my eyes whenever it see someone asking for more of them. Remember the outrage over SE removing VPR’s DoT which was just the same thing as RPR’s DoT? I member

>>531710226
I care and always will.

>>531709095
Cool
so most people in this game use the lore name generator, wow...

OH MAI GOSH BROOOSSSS LOOK AT MY SUPER EPIC LORE DUMP XDD DO I FIT IN YET XDDD???

I never wanted to replace you, but after what you've just done I have no choice.

>>531710226
I think a lot of people here try to speak on behalf of the thread as a whole, failing to realize that most people probably think they're an insufferable cunt and that they're really just speaking on their own autistic behalf.

>>531709438
great minds think alike. it's almost exactly the same portrait as mine, even with the red light and the roses but i have a femra with the xaela tribal clothes. yours is better lit though, based pitfag.

>>531709469
Most of the "my ____ is like this" posts aren't even of their characters, they're just random animes that they think their character shares traits with.

>>531710462
i'm sorry please take me back I was thinking right

>>531703720
how do you tell what's a bot post?

haven't visited this place in years, the last time i did something with /xivg/ was watch a movie at zoe loona's place

>>531709842
My moonie is an RCMP officer yeah on a foreign incursion unto questionable Finnish medical practices

>>531710352
I haven't engaged in the poe community for a bit but will you explode into a frothing rage if I reveal I'm currently playing poe2?

Can we move the afk spot already?

>>531710492
my femra is like tatsumaki from one punch man

>>531710537
The afk spot was always in Ul’dah little bro

>annoying retard text dumping in the thread
bad and shouldnt happen
>tranny gooner fags skirting blue board rules by spamming catbox links full of loli porn, lala porn, hentai, xiv mod porn
bad and also shouldnt happen but you faggots do it every day anyway pissing in an ocean of piss etc. total goonoid death

>>531710534
No because I want to try it myself at some point to form my own opinion

Gameplay idea: To combat Limsa overpopulation Square removes all the invisible walls on the walkways and the only way back is to swim to the steps by the fishing guild

>>531710207
i did show up but nobody else did.

>>531707719
Damn man, irl really mogs anything in-game...

DOOOOD I JUST WANTED PEOPLE TO SEE THE COOL LORE XDD ITS MMO LORE XDD WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEOPLE DON’T CARE ABOUT MMO LORE AND STORY NOOOOO B-BUT MUH TEXT DUMPS YOU HAVE TO LIKE THEM OKAY PLEEEEEAASE??!???

my femlala farmed 8 mirrors and spent them to make an int stacking trickster just to farm harbingers and betrayal on glacier
poe2 is okay

>>531710678
Are you the one who wanted to chat or are you the other one?

>>531710430
That's why there should be a dedicated job that has dots as a core mechanic as its identity. So people that dislike them don't have to touch them.

Who are the nice posters

>>531710761
Calm down Kong you SEAmonkey

>>531710615
I'm playing a minion build. I can see why people dislike PoE2. Like you're obviously currently playing PoE while playing XIV. Like it's a very slightly more involved side activity than watching vtubers on a second monitor. Far less of an option in PoE2, you really do have to be paying attention at all times.

>>531704547
She bites... and doesn't let go until her victim is a bloodless withered husk

>>531710761
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEOPLE DON’T CARE ABOUT MMO LORE AND STORY
if people didn't care about lore and story they'd play world of warcraft instead of final fantasy XIV

>>531710783
i'm >>531709686 >>531710023

>>531710430
>VPR’s DoT which was just the same thing as RPR’s DoT?
Neither of them are DoTs though? They're debuffs but they don't/didn't deal damage.

>>531710823
Certainly not the nice nurses who tell you they will not leave when asked to>>531710783

>>531710823
All the femezen

>>531710884
lol

>>531710839
Admittedly I'm also going through the acts again so it's not any real danger, but I take your meaning. I do want to try it, but fell short of the early access amount
I'm mostly AFK in XIV at the moment because I'm queued for a dead game mode at these hours

>>531710823
The femroes that aren’t Ivy

>>531710871
Okie dokie

Anyone have the pic of Kong talking about Splatoon

My femlala's belly is rumbling... that femra must have been digested by now...

>>531710851
LOOOOOOOOL SURE

>>531710761
wtf Kong is based now?

>>531710523
You are lucky it hasnt happened today, but you will tell easily. Don't worry, it's usually a spam of the same picture, or gore.

>>531710851
I already played World of Warcraft for 12 years, then Blizzard annoyed me and I uninstalled Battle.net and moved to XIV full-time.

>>531702615
I went around the time it had most people plapping and it was hot

>>531711025
Here you go king

where zodiark lvl2 animation plap cat when I need it...

>>531711045
Fuckkk I wish I was that femra...

I saw a femra naked, their carapace is so scary I couldn't look away

>>531710851
that's why XIV is bleeding players really hard right now, huh?
even with it being on consoles and PC it can't even manage to maintain 1m players. how embarrassing.

>>531709046
>Olkund
>Selective breeding has seen the average height of the central steppe-dwelling Olkund tribe males reach over two and a half yalms. The females, for whatever reason, remain of an average height.
Can I acceptably heightbeast if I play as an Olkund tribe member?

>>531711129
how do i find out about events like that?

>>531710761
>>531711104
https://youtu.be/eT4mSvuH9JY?si=fyYBGs3sK3R4yWwM

>>531711146
I could provide you with a lvl 100 one but maybe thats too high for you

>>531711218
We were below 1M players in ShB and the game was doing just fine. You doomposters are running out of steam

>>531706794
Can confirm.

>>531710884
No, some of them are the worst.
t. femezen

>>531710430
Every class should have at least 3 DoTs to rotate and they should be like old BRD where if you don't have your DoTs up it severely gimps your kit and DPS

>>531711298
lvl100 is also good

>>531711349
Namedrop and drag them, queen

>>531711375
where can I find you though

>>531711350
Sounds like unfun game design to me. DoTs shouldn’t be a large portion of your dps

>>531711342
Are you just going to tease me or can we, you know...

>>531711328
im sure the game will magically stop losing players without them changing anything

>>531711457
Whomst?

>>531711237
from what I understood it wasn't an event at all
a femra wanted to get gangbanged, people came to fuck or watch, some people watching started to fuck, and it became a big orgy

>>531711424
I'm in limsy

>>531711432
>the game shouldn't require skill or effort I shouldn't have to re-apply my DoTs or keep track of them I just want to press 1-2-3 until the boss dies!!!
Nu-SMN might be more your speed, sped

>>531711459
If wow has taught us anything its that there's always a solid bedrock of mazed degenerates that will not stop subbing no matter what you do or don't do.

>>531711459
I’m sure they’re trying to make the quality of the patches as good as they can. They’ve even acknowledged the declining quality of patches so I’m just gonna sit here and wait and see if the patch quality goes up. Rest assured the moment i personally stop having fun with the game I’m out.

>>531711573
ok omw

>>531711419
I don't have it in me to do something like that, sorry.

No, don't you understand? A damage button that you have to hit once every 30 seconds is completely different than a damage button with a 30 second cooldown

>>531711578
I already play “hard” jobs like DRG, SAM, BLM. I can press buttons easily. Reapplying dots isn’t a skill either btw especially if they’re all 30 second dots which they would be and they’d have no procs for other abilities tied to them

>>531711578
remember when everyone praised the summoner rework and now nobody plays it anymore because the novelty of big fuckoff primal animations wore off after a month lol

>expecting game play discussion during euroids hour
Lol

>>531711578
nta but personally i dont think DoTs are super interesting game design either in the grand scheme of things

in its simplest form it's just making sure you press a button every x seconds w/ 0 procs or anything

>>531711675
It actually is because you have to take downtimes and dying targets into account, using a damage button 6 seconds before the boss leaves gives you 100% of your DPS but a DoT is likely not worth applying at all :)

>level 70 BRD
>still don't know what the 4 dots are on the music sheet that light up

must be nothing.

Real eurangutang hours

>>531711513
V.B.

>>531705762
Bounce this.

>>531711832
and if youre letting a dot drop for a few gcds anyway then you can move it around or clip it in raidbuffs to gain more potency but retards will still pretend its the same because theyve never had to do any of this they started playing in ew

some DoTs are okay, like Higanbana which you can set your entire rotation to, some DoTs are fucking gay like old Demolish because the duration was so short the upkeep on it was annoying as a mosquito on your balls. DoTs themselves aren't the problem, just the specifics of how you're meant to use em.

>having this DOT active has a chance of proccing an ability
Does this fix DOTs being boring?

>>531711832
Giving an instant damage ability the same overall damage as a dot is the wrong assumption. A dot must be a lot stronger than a regular ability, if it gets to run the full duration.

>>531711887
That... Doesn't help. What race? Server? I'm at work, but I'm down to (e)rp later.

>>531712068
No, it just makes you hate whenever it doesn't proc, like how Bards used to.

Should I convert to Nald as a lalafell? Halone is my guardian now and seems to fit, I like the cold and I have a real fury in me for protecting those I care about.

>>531710230
t. Seething femraen getting laughed at for being a Serpent Captain.

Coordinated medical and psychiatric gangstalking and sale of your "anonymized" "healthdata" in finland? It's possible!

>>531712068
Don't bards literally have that? Or something like it? idk I fucking hate playing bard but it sounds familiar.

The point of DoTs is to have mulitples of them all going at once so it was like having another DPS in the dungeon.

>>531712068
Yes it does unironically and makes DoTs not boring dogshit like they are already. The proc would have to be for an ability equal to or higher than the potency of the entire DoT itself to even be worth using. DoT enjoyers can think that far though and only go as far as “need more DoTs to tickle boss and pretend I’m doing something”

>>531712170
why would you think anyone looks at or cares about your astrological sign?

>>531710230
whats your favorite tribe?

>>531711675
This is basically what they did to all healers for Dawntrail
>AST gets a 1 heavy damage button
>SGE gets a medium damage button at half the CD
>WHM gets 3 little damage buttons
>SCH gets a DoT that can be applied only during 2 mins

It's the biggest illusion of choice shit bullshit

>>531712068
No chance based mechanics are not fun. Do you have fun playing BLM at lv50 fishing for F3 procs on your F1s ?

Even I play Metaphor
Odd I get on XIV
Zero and I stay in bed and draw or somethin'
>>531712061
I personally thought VPR's DoT was stupid in application but it should still have one. That being said I think RPR's Death's Design is fucking retarded and should've been removed ages ago and replaced with a positional in its 123

>>531712075
It doesn't matter, the post was implying that a 30 second DoT and a straight up damage button with a 30 second CD are the same when they are not
A DoT would have to have more potency on each tick than all of your GCDs in order for there to be zero consideration on whether or not to apply it. When WAR had Fracture you could plan it around wrath/deliverance stacks and also around what GCD you ended phases on.

>>531711842
These ones you see during Army's Paeon? They're stacks that give you a buff, you have a chance every 3 seconds while playing a song to gain it

>>531712068
This is how this mechanic used to work iirc, causitic and stormbite used to be your proc chances for your buff

>>531712068
as a mnk player
FUCK CHANCE BASED PROCS

>>531711832
So at least 95% of the time it's a 30 second cd and for the rest of the time it's a dead button
I'm on the edge of my seat with this game play

I'll admit that m6s would be interesting with a dot job though

what's the worst class in this game?
I want to be miserable and make everyone around me miserable too

>>531712329
Yea thats them, I figured it was buildup to a move I didn't have unlocked yet, like with wanders minute or how its spelled, how it does pitch perfect.

>>531712371
>not pressing all buttons all the time is le bad and those buttons should be removed
L

>>531712407
MCH easily

>>531712251
ywnbaw

>talking about difficulty
>in ffhiv
lmfaooooo mmotroonoids are so funny

>>531712370
chance based procs are cool when they are extra effects, like poison on your weapon proccing extra damage or something. When it's for an ability it fucking suuuuucks, I will never be able to play BRD or DNC because of that.

>>531712068
no, it makes the game wow

>keep your dots up
>don't waste procs
>use cds on cd
I just described every class in wow

>>531712407
Machinist

>>531707645
BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! that was awful oh my GOD

>>531711545
>a femra wanted to get gangbanged
I don't give a fuck if it's just animations I want in on it

>>531712448
>>531712494
thanks I'm gonna go buy a gun now

>>531712494
A clear is a clear.

>>531712457
So true bud these losers could never clear Gears 3 campaign on Insane like us gigachad alpha males

>>531712429
>I'm so smart, instead of pressing my dot I spammed 1 a few more times

My moonie? Senior JTF-2 officer presently in Finland emancipating some youth

>>531712371
Yes, it's called skill expression and nuance, something binger tourists have never had to interact with in this game's jobs. Just press all your buttons on CD and collect your 99 parse bro

>>531712589
Uh oh
Incel melty

>>531712524
>no one replied so Petey had to reply to his own post

>>531712584
A clear is a clear but as someone who initially wanted to main MCH for DT it's just missing the sauce to make wanna play it

>>531712370
>>531712274
>>531712242
>>531712217
>>531712140
>>531712486
So I'm seeing alot of hate against this. I kinda did like how BLM old thunderproc used to work but remembering how I felt not getting procs, I understand.

My moonie like

>pressing buttons on CD is le bad now
Are you expecting to hold shit for parsing purposes? I don’t play this game to not hit buttons constantly

>>531712741
Proof?

>>531712371
>it's the exact same!
>gets explained to why it's not the same
>uhhh well um uhhhh i will downplay this and pretend it doesn't matter!
concession noted

>>531712412
Left is before getting 4 stacks
Right is with 4 stacks
You can see it lowers your recast time of abilities (or your GCD, in this example)

>>531712457
I hope you reach the standard you hold yourself to, anon, so that someone above you can disregard you this exact same way