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https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1365
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1500

>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page

>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://www.ewgf.gg/
https://kekken.com/

>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each character
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

First for my wife, Leo!

My Husband

>>531754256
please die.

Fahkum-who?

It would really cool if we got some sportsball cosmetics, I think volleyball uniform would look good on Asuka desu

>>531755216
FUCK YOU FAHRKROEUNAARAM IS COOLER
BLOCKED

they can't outdo their latest shitty collabs now, it's impossible

why does sagat have no pupils

he transcended sex by fucking Thai ladymen daily

Fuckerman would be a lot more interesting if he was Thai Ladyboy

fahk is cool
murray is awesome
real tekken won
reddit lost
twitter lost

>>531756175
okay murrat.

>>531756341
mad you got blocked lil pup?

Urethral.Tonguing.

shadow labyrinth isn't even on the new & trending tab on steam lmao
harada's passion project flopped

>>531756104
why is he like this?

Harada is unironically on suicide watch, he's beyond defeated

>>531756932
>passion project
>has to slap an old IP in it for marketing
roflmao

>>531756104
>very clearly trying to be funny doing a bit, no other possible way to interpret it even if you hate him
>retards still pretend to interpret in an other way
>it's not convincing and realistically he knows it's not convincing, but he posts it anyways
People obsessed with ecelebs like this this are so god damn weird.

>>531755216
This nigga looks like a creepypasta in 6

>>531757258
okay ltg.

>>531755346
Reina.

>>531755346
as flat assed as tekken 8 girls.

VF6 is saving us thoughbeit

and we are very thankful for that

>>531758134
every fucking new design for old characters in dix looks lame as FUCK and it kills me that capbucks would sooner commit sudoku than admit it. Jive's redesigns for characters like kuma and bananaken were pretty awful too, but at least the general artstyle wasn't as completely grotesque yet.

>>531759776
disagree.

lei wulong would have saved tekken 8, now it's too late

Xiaoyu is Japanese.

Medus' new profile pic looks like masku mans

>>531759776
>Jiver posing as a tekken player shitting on Kami 6

clint was the final nail in the coffin. even if s2 wasn't catastrophically bad, it was already over by then.

>>531760458
is there a capbuck war between jivers and dixers or something? I would love to learn more about that if so. but no i haven't played a new sf since 4 which was also ugly, but at least that was due to incompetence and budget rather than intentionally making the game ugly

virtuafighter = 13 letters
michaelmurray = 13 letters

in tarot 13 is the death card. though it sounds scary, there are many ways to interpret it. it could mean the end to one struggle and the beginning of another. it could also mean the death of oneself(spiritually) and the beginning of a new life.
it is the number of challenge with many different meanings

>>531761169
every gen of sf player hate each other, since every game is different from each other

Murray is so cool bros I wish I was half as cool as michael murray

>>531761349
mom found my cum rag

Capcom Won

Murray liked my post once so I can't hate him

blud posts on twitter

>>531765720
This guy uses the piratesoftware strat of adding bass to his voice in audio software

Cuckgen

The Clippers

>>531758912
The Wolf redesign sucks ass. Hair less red, stupid ass nose and older = shitty beard. Aliexpress Ganondorf.

>>531768741
disagree.

>>531759776
You're right
Street Shitter 6 looks repulsive like all Capcom games from the last ~13 years and anyone that thinks otherwise should be ashamed of themselves.

EVO will go out of business before Tekken 9 releases

>>531768741
i'd rather have aliexpress ganon than dollar tree baki oc

>>531755216
Isn't Fahk a scrapped TxSF sagat asset from the time where that was a thing before they scaled it down to akuma only

>>531769453
Terrible bait

Make Mishimas meta. It's the only way to save Tekken 8. And make Bryan extremely bad.

>>531767417
Tekken is pretty good at making people horny

>>531770203
is that why it has so little porn?

A Hideo Kojima Production
TEKKEN: THE MOVIE (2026)

Brad Pitt as Paul Phoenix
Leonardo DiCaprio as Leo Kliesen
Michael B. Jordan as Master Raven
Hitomi Tanaka as Asuka Kazama
Danny DeVito as Heihachi Mishima
Timothée Chalamet as Jin Kazama
Ken Jeong as Hwoarang
John Cena as Kazuya Mishima
Gal Gadot as Lili Rochefort
James Corden as King
Pete Davidson as Yoshimitsu
Doja Cat as Alisa Bosconovitch
Nicolas Cage as Lars Alexandersson
Steve Buscemi as Steve Fox
Megan Fox as Nina Williams
Robert Pattinson as Lee Chaolan
Ben Stiller as Armor King II
Guest Star: Chris Pratt as Clive Rosfield from Final Fantasy XVI

>>531769784
I don’t like Fahk either but niggas were gushing over vf6 Wolf

Harada says he is retired but still works 7 days a week from his boat because he's having so much fun

“I get up, I work, I go scuba-diving, work some more"

the next patch could be the patch that turns things around

POV you just lost a fight to mommy Jun

And if not then the next one will be it

brb img pov rn

>>531770834
he's kinda hot TBQH

T7 shota kazuya being molested by T8 Jun in the dojo resting her boobs on his head or T7 Shota kazuya mating pressing T8 Jun

eliza > lili

>>531773602
>>531773709

I want nina to assassinate me

Updated my gpu now I can play tekken at 1440 ultra graphucs

>>531774581
Neither.

I need Anna to start an insurrection in my pants

same but a man

>>531777149
literally who

niggas don't know about the bronson house

i could watch jimmy and bronson play each other all day no homo

Back to the wall, but never cornered
Sidestep, uppercut, back to the corner
Backflip kicks in the air like I'm Law, bruh
Shocks in your system, Blanka or Laura
Rage mode now, you can tell by my aura
Never been a victim, never been a pauper
Hit 'em with a quick ting, hot like a sauna
Like Bryan, man ah walk with the borer
Stop acting hard, you're just a loser
Ain't evil like Jin or Akuma
Ain't got tings like King or Kazuya
On the front line in the war, I'm a shooter
Rage art, super, quick sonic boomer
Turn around, punch her, kunai user
Got sick aim like Lars with the Ruger
All blacked out in the night like a puma
You don't, you don't know me
You're not a Guy, or a G, or a Cody
I'm like Raven and Zeku, shinobi
Them man are all low tier and baloney
Cold with the flow, on my own, I'm a Kolin
Ain't no saint but I can leave you holy
Put you to sleep, no need for a codeine
OPs, yeah I'm lowkey but I'm OG
Let me show where the morgue is
I like war, let me show you where the war is
I'm a walker, not down for the talking
I'm a drawer and your body's where the chalk is
One, two, one, two
Hit him in the chest and his face gone blue
Yeah, you got a good punch but I got one too
Back, back up
I don't really care about your boys and your backup
Get knocked down, better pray you get backup
Wall bounce combos, achin' your back up
Tell 'em all, "Back up," man ah never back up...

Yo, Fahkumram's in the mix, don't act like you forgot
Hit you with the Muay Thai, like a warrior’s shot
All muscle, no fluff, it’s power from the Buddha
One punch, I’ll make you drop, make you feel the shock
I’ve been locked in, man, I’m here to reclaim
Ain’t no running from me, I’ll put you to shame
You might talk tough, but you can’t feel the thunder
Fahkumram’s the name, I'll remember your game
Ain't no mercy when I bring the fight to the street
Just a man with a mission, turning haters to victims
You’re outmatched, try me, get knocked off your feet
I’ll make you pay the price with each crushing beat

I haven't checked here since S2 dropped, did they fixed everything yet

Yeah they fixed everything. Speedkicks and phidx reappraised S2 and agreed its actually good. Yes their rent was due but that's a total coincidence.

>>531778750
FUCK no.

>>531778750
game is pretty much perfect now, I'm downloading as we speak

Yes, they listened to the fans and adressed all the issues and Tekken is in better condition than ever
Check for yourelf and have a blast

>>531779160
poop dookie and dootie

>>531779160
Yeah I think we gotta just take the L this season unironically maybe S3 will be better

Anooo kono geimu anooo very good now

if the new character is not a hot girl with huge tits then the pass is complete dogshit

yeah it'll be better when we see Bob, ?, ? and ?

next char should be a ultra fat bob clone, a cook in some waffle house clone and we get the character + waffle house inspired stage and hence tekken is saved

tekken lost half the evo entrants in the second year
season 2 is just that bad

they would've had much less if they didn't do so many emergency patches and pay bots to post online about how good the game is now

>>531780915
probably half players had seizures but since they never recorded speedruns no one knows them

tekken 7 grew year after year btw

tekken 7 had a lucky run due to sfv being shitty, building your franchine on luck never lasts long, sf6 improved massively upon sfv and it shows, t8 is a huge downgrade in my opinion, yes, even graphically, i rather play with less polygons but sharper graphics and less (or no) smearing and particle spam than whatever we have now, and don't get me started on the style direction, it looks awful to me

>>531779074
>>531779127
kek.

hopefortomorrow7
bestdaysarebehindus8

image7
dragons8

wakingup5
ashdust6
wipebrow7
slapnuts8

i'm being so serious when i say tekken 8 is a truly awful game and deserves all this shit it gets and probably more if we're being honest. I don't like people harassing the devs but they 100% deserve to know what a fucking pile of shit they created because I'm legitimately baffled that a group of people that have been working on this series for 25 years signed off on this game thinking it was fun

my twitch home page used to be filled with tekken 7, so many streamers quit the game it's unreal

How do I get good at tekken ball

/tekdead/

>>531753884 (OP)
Why isn't Lili naked or at least in her swimsuit?

not even TMM plays it

i dont enjoy 95% of my time playing T8 even when i win

maybe i enjoy when im on huge winstreaks

When will he stream again bros?

>>531791675
dude was a true speedrunner to the point he did a seizure speedrun any%

Poopoo kaka kakakakaka hihihihi doriya doriya doriya splurt splurt what are you doing there step hwo ook ook ook asunga asunga boke moke monkey

every single move in this game is too fucking safe and almost every move needs to be at least another -1 on block

>>531792248
Instead of balancing the game, Nakatsu was drooling over Clive during S1. Someone need to tell him "Fix Tekken 8 nigga" in japanese.

>>531790058
I hope his dbd streams take way off and surpass his tekken streams so DBD retards have to deal with him.

tekgen would rather make fun of someone who died and harass the devs than play tekken 8

>tekgen is based
we know lil bro

stop crying on /v/ again

I played tekken.

murray 8
mash 8
heat 8
shop 8
ballkken 8
clive 8
stage 8
nike 8
kung fu kid 8

enjoyment 8
tactical 8
honest fundies 8
blast 8
wholesome gameplay 8
spacing 8
having a great time 8

>>531799731
reality
>>531799958
murrayility

>enjoyment 8
>tactical 8
>honest fundies 8
>blast 8
>wholesome gameplay 8
>spacing 8
>having a great time 8

oh boy a bryan launched me with his EPIC MINDGAME COUNTERHITS and tracking machine gun punch (????????)
HE DESRIVES THAT 100 DAMAGE BEFOR WALL WEELLL PLAYED

i henjoyed the eddy matchup in d7

he's....so hard

>>531800193
imagine if a black tekken fan just came out of nowhere and tried to rape him at a tournament

tekgen is the last bastion of fun for murrays social media management work. reddit and twitter turned on him. he enjoys the ironic posts about him here.

murray posts here, please greet him.

Honestly Nina's such a bitch

god i love asuka

remember when they put star wars characters in soul calibur

why does Lars need homing moves that are crazy plus and instance stance pressure and hella lows and insane wall carry

>>531800935
Dudes probably a reddit moderator

>>531802846
How can a neckless gorilla parry the mishima electricity, folded over 100 times?

challenging asuka to a fight is a perfect excuse to feel her titties with your combat hand slaps.

uppercutting asuka so you can fix her neck

>reina's electricity
>asuka's tits
>xiaoyu's ass
>jun's hands (preferably gloved)
>lili's feet
>anna's personality
>nina's gameplay
combine all that and you get the perfect tekken girl

bribing asuka with bananas.

>>531806268
there's a DOA doujin where a guy is molesting marie rose in a fight and afterwards she's all horny so they fuck and i think we need tekken doujins with that premise

>>531806918
you forgot alisa's grippy

>>531807148
alisa head...

>>531807148
alisa could lick her own robopussy.

>>531807148
I'm not into ro*ots like Lars

bandai pressed another panic button again

>>531807665
the swimsuits?

assets from my last software again

Tekken Venus Vacation when...?

tekken xtreme volleyball when

>>531766467
not even the prettiest WW in vidya

wonder woman?

Willy Wonka?

william wallace

>>531806918
>nina's gameplay
i'm a nina main but her gameplay is a means to an end, i'd rather we have a true female mishima that focuses on oki and 50/50s rather than stance

Maybe they should stop making female characters so insufferable to fight against

and with retarded shitty lore that absolutely no one will ever take it remotely serious

you guys still play this game?

No

>>531809242
hell no.

i would only play tekken 8 if i was paid or was a top streamer for it

You know, if Murray really wanted Fahk to be liked by the community, he should've fixed everything wrong with S2 in the same patch Fahk got released.

Just look at Anna's reputation because she released with the same patch that destroyed the game's balance with bugs, ToDs, and questionable decisions (Ki charge changes).

>or was a top streamer for it
it's still detrimental for your health

jesus i forgot it could kill me like dustiel
nevermind, i'd rather go work at an oil rig than stream tekken 8

wonder what specific particle effect triggered his seizure.

Why did Clive do it bros?

100% Reina new move shotgun sfx and vfx

>Kekken gets Geese
>Capcom gets Mai
>Kekken gets Clive
Capcom will get Tifa. EZ

>>531810018
lars did it

feeling so lonely lately bros...

>>531810365
What would you do if your mother started wearing this around the house

imagine being seizure-prone, gambling with your life by playing this abomination

>>531810485
fuck and marry a monagasque maiden

>>531810473
mai beloved...

Sorry meant to say japanese speaking chinese maiden

Rate your enjoyment of Tekken 8 out of 10 in S2

-2

-8/10

10!

the 2020s have been so unbelievably fucking dogshit holy fuck it's so over
the world is so fucking awful and keeps getting worse and the future is bleaker than it's ever been

>>531811157
eat a snickers

>>531811157
don't forget that you're getting older and fatter with each passing year

#savethed8

>>531811157
nah ai just made my job 10 easier and now I barely need to work

>>531811157
I read Gatsby and have just been imagining what my life would be life had I been born 100 years earlier...

start with the greeks

I would have totally married a Leo-like towel boy

Damn didn't know that Lili was naked on /v/ yesterday

>>531812115
liar, post proof.

>>531809242
yes

>>531812207
Here's proof

>>531812676
I have the reveal spoiler thumbnails option on.

>>531813013
I see clothes...

.yt Reckless m-flo ft. Adee.A

>>531758912
That smile:)

palantir police state

listened to the entirety of Led Zeppelin's discography and didn't find a single song I liked.

i like ramble on

i will improve by being quickmatch sissygul

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/MEl0Chq36lc?si=d4GI4jZgrP1NXUal

Why did millennials turn on Steely Dan?

We're all playing Hot Shots next month.

>>531817636
because they can't accept a bunch of stoners made some sonically complex music

>good back and forth against normie feng player
>randomly at last round they land a low
>they are normie so they play by instinct
>they "smell blood" since i dont press after eating 2 lows
>they land 7 lows in a row
>I plug

I hate normie instinctive play. I've never landed 7 lows in a row because I don't "smell blood" and statistically it would be foolish to spam 7 lows. Also speaks to how poorly designed Feng is that he can chain so many + frame lows so you are forced to guess. Either way completely justified plug.

>>531753907
Missed you leonanon

>>531817824
>stoners
the brothers were chasing the dragon

>>531818010
Yes, that's what stoners were before weed heads stole the lingo

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/3saecjSNTlM?si=vyrv4qPw7YefgYS-

youre not the arbiter of what plugs are justified

I shat myself again

when I think "butt rock" I think avenged sevenfold and linkin park

fuck they ruined xiaoyu most boring shit ive ever played

i played and plugged against a leo called "exposed"

is that evidence that leofag is exposed myself poster and that they are from latam? wow the plot thickens

Oh boy can't wait for steely dan to get memed down to the level of shitwood mac
Next its going to be the beach boys getting rediscovered and having the best music to go mainstream in over 100 years reduced to tiktok/youtube shorts fodder.
Just stick to sucking the b*atles please.

>>531819867
>Oh boy can't wait for steely dan to get memed
did something happen?

i miss pre emergency patch s2 or s1... holy boring i cant poke i land a throw and it does 0 damage i gotta land 9 throws to kill people

>>531819867
>steely dan
>beach boys
these bands have been well known to zoomers since the start of the tiktok era...

anooo
increase hearth and damage scaring

am i a masher if the hp change from 180 to 200 killed the game for me? im bored to death

>>531820908
outmashed by mashen 8...

You like Lili's labubu?

threw away all my rhcp albums after finding out what anthony did.

kek what is going on in r/tekken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=843ZrDVTvT4

>>531821812
this youtubers funny in an ironic way

tekken reddit proves that anything before god is a tutorial rank

Just found out Lili has a backswing blow after playing fahk

Capcom Won

>>531822280
SMALLER

Lilibros... Jinbros...

>>531822532
kek

>>531822532
lili's areolae are too small.

She's 16

out of 10!

why would jin care

mandem crashing out over reddit :skull:

I exposed myself

I said I exposed myself

How did you expose yourself, then? Answer or this is my last reply.

I removed my pants and exposed my micropenis

What did you do afterwards?

How is Jin this fucking worthless?

I don't know I didn't live through the experience due to being in a stupor

Lili exposed herself

>3 months without launching Tekken
I feel refreshed...

Leroy made her

who was that tekken player that died? talk about forgotten

Fuhito?

JDCR?

why is ranked omly fahks

why is tekgem dead

The normie answer would be that Tekken 8 is so terrible no one plays it so there’s nothing to discuss.

But that would fail to explain how t7 s4 still had an active general, or if as or more inactive there seemed to be at least a better morale and higher quality schizo posts as well as memes.

So i can’t really say what caused this decadence

I like playing 8

murray went private
tekken lost the most players in the evo leaderboard
tekken reddit is being devastated by a jackshizzo
harada's pacman game megaflopped
no more scheduled updates until armor king in september
i'm just gonna...
just gonna rest my eyes...
for a little bit...
...

the game is actually so cooked lmao

>>531822532
me on right

retarded devs made their own jobs harder by deciding to add hundreds of new moves to characters with already bloated movelists, and now they're struggling to balance the mess they created.

I had fun playing tekken octa tonight

this game is based actually??

Finna cop dat tier list for a few cents tomorrow in da bronx shit is dayroom

>>531829959
umm, sister, where are lidia an fahk?

>>531829389
You're black?

>>531830183
Fakh too new and I don't have a stereotype for Lidia players, they kinda just come and go

>>531829959
Mishimas should all be on sociopath

>>531830321
you're brown

gonna block you because... you're mean

I wonder if ICE will detain Arslan when he comes here for EVO

>>>/v/715820925
Seems that Tails stole Jin's style

>>531828558
>armor king in september
umm anoo..

fuck armor king is actually coming in october
that's 3 months of literally nothing
i hate this game

>>531828558
It's not enough. Tekken will be humiliated further and fall harder. Karmic retribution for setting up Soul Calibur to fail and pushing Okubo to quit.

yall niggas axed for the characters upfront they told you one shortly after they just revealed one and now use bitchin about it bruh

nobody has coomed to nina more than me

if she's not t she's not for me

>>531829959
everyone who plays red tier is a whiny faggot with the tiny exception of casual heihachi mashers

I'm a failure

>>531830884
WADA will arrest him

how the fuck do you deal with the new hwoarang rfs move i cant fucking do anything after it

alt f4 that's how you deal with everything in this game

there's a hwoarang in eu quickplay that beat me once while i was on a brand new character, ki-charged me, one and doned me, and then proceeded to lose his next 3 matches (all one and dones) after i picked my main. what drives a nigga to act this pathetic?

>eu
he's brown

>>531836486
hwoarang has to struggle give him a break

>>531829802
The game already has enough fucking moves.
All they had to do was balance the characters from Season 1 and focus on adding new game modes

wow you so smart sneed-sama

I exposed myself

I exposed myself

speedkicks is my dad and broski is my mom

my best friend (tekken emperor in eu) moved to NA and got GoD the second day he got back on tekken. how u guys this free

>>531839570
i have created over a thousand blades

>>531840152
unknown to block

MAAAVELOUS!!

>ltg at almost 7k subs
this nigga needs to chill with the self gifting lmao

>>531828558
owari da

>>531843690
shaheen's pov

Markman played 88 versions of this game. How could something like this happen.

Theyre gonna stick Reina in the Lili asuka Shaheen friend circle after tekken 9 arent they

girls can't be important in tekken's story
yes even jun won't be safe from this

>>531845458
Instead of Azucena they could have made Christie an actual character and not a palette swap. Give her a new annoying personality if you must.

>>531845539
Reina is gonna be hunting Lili and trying to make fun of her, sometimes in sexually humiliating ways, like what Nina and Anna were doing to each for decades.
Screenshot this.

i thought reina wanted to kill kazuya

one does not contradict the other

>>531845458
Looks too safe and boring. Upper body should have just been the bikini

What's the bigger cuck
Asuka's ending being about Lili but Lili's ending being about Leroy and Law

OR

Kuma losing to xiaoyu in his own ending

>>531845539
Is Shaheen even gonna be in 9? The only remarkable thing about the character is that he is an arab, think about how much of an NPC he is.
>>531845752
Female character endings should all be 4th wall breaking and involving the player

>>531847971
Jin, in both.

Tekken 8 is the first time that Jin and Kazuya has "joke" endings

The year is 2025 and we still can't have sex with the Williams sisters, how long are we gonna keep on suffering like this? It's like Bamco just doesn't care about this game anymore...

fuck you i won't do what you tell me

>>531849396
don't kill yourself

Any tourney this weekend?

>>531849495
like 3 but all are small

In madagascar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRuFkNmo6nc
Thank you Youtube algorithm

>>531849734
thanks bruv

Yeah I'm thinking I'll be watchin Tekkino

>>531849734
Is fahk allowed

>>531849734
Why do they sound french

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz-8B_RCIrg
it's up

>>531833015
in english please?

>>531849734
There's a T8 women's tournament. Free money for Kayane unless they let a tranny partake.

battletech is so fucking good guys, try a real tactical game instead of this mashfest

>>531849734
>global playerbase
>lots of female players
>strong LGBT+ fanbase
you ever looked at this diversity compared to SF6's japtown and wondered why they didn't capitalize on tekken's massive appeal?

>>531849734
one of the commentators sounds too close to nick mullen's african accent

>>531849734
at the chance of sounding like an idiot, why are none of them black

why are you guys so fucking dumb?

tekken gave us brain damage

>>531855730
cause of tekken, duh.

>thread inactive for 10 minutes
>i reply to keep it alive
>immediate another person replies after me a few seconds later
you guys are watching me, this happens every time

>>531855994
you know it

is madagascar actually tight

>>531854113
i don't need to wonder because i already know the answer

>>531855994
or we just have the thread open in a tab while we do other stuff and notice the reply counter went up.

>>531855730
i failed college then spent 10 years masturbating 10 times a day every day. Also I main Claudio

madagascar is one of those cartoons from mid 2000s it's aight

>>531855409
there are no black people in africa. it's a michael murray conspiracy

>>531856141
i don't do anything aside from eating and posting on /tekgen/

https://x.com/INFILTRATION85/status/1946461321299738661
Bros....

>>531856810
South Korea is a legit hellhole

why does this bum ass tournament have a nicer stage than the twt finals

Bros they turned Lee into a woman it's unironically over

>>531856810
not so tough when he's not fighting women

>>531857315
You sexist piece of shit

beats by Infiltration is the funniest joke Aris ever read

>>531857095
looks like a MILF side route in a WEG that inevitably becomes the fan favorite

>>531856975
Why are they so fucked up?

>>531857095
$78 character btw

>>531857719
american proxy state

fahk for babies

>>531858184
what did he do to boke...

>>531857921
small india studio please understand

Ka vs fakh evo finals would break what little sanity this community has left

ka and li threesome would change my life for the better

>>531857921
literally not a problem at all

>>531806918
Lili is literally everything girl, tits, ass, thighs, hips.

It’s over Tekkenbros. Capcom chose SNK over you……

>>531859715
FUCK YOU I PAID MONEY FOR THE WHORE

>>531859813
We would not stop until we had 5, no, 15 children

All Harada needs to do is give Reina a nice ass with big tits and change her devil form to be more succubus-like.

imagine spending money on this game

>>531859535
Shaheen those girls are half your age

>>531860541
How come Leroy is allowed to do this then >>531822532 ?

Its funny that Leroy shows up out of no where but is suddenly friends with Jin and Lilli and has apparently known Xiaoyu for years like nigga you ain't part of the tekken 3 cast who are you

I think this company might actually be the first Japanese company to declare they'll be firing people

>>531861470
They didn't really launch this at the sake time as donkey kong did they

yes they did, same day

b l u d s....

>>531863358
i'm shlicking rn

Leroy made him wear that

>>531861470
shadow labyrinth sweep

>>531863731
Girls are not gooners

Bamco's ability to release stinker after stinker should be studied

>>531865114
don't look up isabella janke

>>531859813
I think they should've given Mai to Tekken 8
Giving her to SF6 and netting them more game sales as opposed to COTW doing dogshit

>>531865371
lol

>>531865371
tekken is a franchise for gays, thats why you got geese in 7

>>531859813
Good
Street Shitter doesn't deserve Pekken characters

>>531865715
but they already got them back in sfxt.

why are you obsessed with feces?

Blud doesn't know SFVI was made in India

>>531865685
and Noctis
and Clive...
what the fuck...

Don’t be sad tekkenbros

>>531867354
Lili would stop bothering Asuka forever if she saw Mai's tits.

The stream quality is awful and the casters are struggling with english.

>>531867564
Looooool

do not watch this

Today I've eaten thai food for honoring Murray.

boke won

>>531868076
Kek

kek it's kino

I exposed myself

>>531870409
nice bitrate.

how tf tennocon such a fucking draw bruh this shit crazy

>>531870232
cursed image.

>>531870797
bokeed image

asuka sounds like a redneck

technically she is

>>531871543
how are they floating above sea?

I think Jim Tekken is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills millions and doesn't afraid of anything.

somewhere
beyond the sea

Chat is this good?

>>531872423
you can unironically find matches in cotw faster than in tekken 8, it's ridiculous

>>531872423
why did you leak the T8 S3 player count

>>531872586
Man, Reb pigged out.
Wtf happened?

a man asked me out

>>531871753
Made for me

>>531872047
>185x272
did you save the thumbnail?

>>531871753
i look exactly like this

>>531872586
sex with both of them

>>531872541
probably true in south america

>>531875298
why does my penis feel tingly...

>>531875298
you spared me the effort of looking for it
be prepared

>>531867354
My dick hurts from all the mai gooning

>>531875298
Why don't the people making 3d porn just use this?

>>531876873
tekken has porn?

>>531876873
Some has fitting voice lines for porn like Reina, Asuka, Xiaoyu, Anna
Unfortunately Lili is not one of them

Leo is a cute boy.

>>531877760
I am a 6'4" 300lbs bodybuilder. I would do ungodly things to get a cute Leo looking femboy in a maid dress.

Quit staring bitch

>>531878063
Boring assembly line skank.

Please stare more Reina my dick is getting harder

i'm on the wine again

Anna and boke should have a fighting style that revolves around them slapping you with their tits and shoving you with their ass

Hakan teaching Asuka and Lili about oil wrestling.

asuka and lili double paizuri...please

I exposed myself

its up.
https://youtu.be/UCxT7HUMQPg

>>531881907
>lili
>paizuri
lmao

liliGODS... the asukeks are lmaoing at us again...

AI is the key to solving the tekken porn problem

>>531871753
Moar

>>531858184
Wow he knowledge checked people with the new character that nobody except autistic GoDs have labbed
Lets see his rank when people figure out how to actually fight him

everyone knows the non-vegas ones are temu but I suppose it's unfortunate if you care about your evo championship numbers

>>531883472
random niggas were not grinding every new dlc to god like they are with fakamal
this nigga is EASY and BROKE and it’s already been weeks to learn the matchup

>>531883836
EVO is a side event compared to EWC, mogged in every way

>>531884347
Tekken 8 DLC characters are fine tuned for babies

>>531883836
>>531884753
unironically, I do think EWC is taking over as "THE" event to win outside of whatever the game has as their big TWT .

not with that viewership they're not

>>531885057
EWC mogs TWT without even being a part of it. Long sets and an actual prize pool worth competing for

there are fgc locals living in Las Vegas that are skipping because of high prices, that's how bad it is

>>531880914
...

I miss miirio streams

i miss tekken 3

when miirio stopped streaming that's when tekken officially died
first aris then miirio, who's left now?

naria

blud said I miss a streamer

Tekken died with dustiel. "I really miss tekken".

buffed backdash would fix the game in an instant
they experimented with overall backdash nerf and targeted backdash distance nerf per character
it's time to go back to ice skating

tekken weg would save tekken

>>531886878
>i really miss tekken
>dies

tekkino 8 is a vengeful mistress...

i like how they took hwoarang, a character that was weak to smart sidesteps and dick jabs, and give him fucking armor and homing moves on everything. I don't even know how to play against this fucker anymore.

I exposed myself

to Reina

new guest character will be anime

Miirio should have sticked with sneed fighter bit nah dumb retard fell of the d8 meme

i miss tekken

i miss the embrace of the man

10 kids with Anna
8 kids with Emilie and boke
6 kids with Nina
4 kids with Reina
3 kids with Xiaoyu
2 kids with Jun
Ran out of semen for all the others

https://x.com/WilanSerulia/status/1946594837509144780
Upload this to Tenor, thanks.

Capcom Won

>>531878953
Simple sketches before reaching perfection.

I exposed myself

Sega Won

getting drunk going on a nostalgia trip

>>531894126
if you miss last night, we can do it again tonight, but time I am the one at the top

I exposed myself

I exposed myself

It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken

Didn't see any saturday lobby so made one

tekgen
1122

did you guys notice that in TTT2 Miharu and Lilis endings take place at the same time

>>531897893
Thank you based Reina enjoyer

Reina, despite only being introduced in 8 has more "art" of her on rule34 then Anna, a woman present in Tekken since day 1.....this is highly disturbing

I'm a fucking loser

>>531898551
because most artists are bandwagoners, and online art communities weren't exactly popular in 1994. not to mention tekken itself isn't that big in the fanart community to begin with (especially in the past), so anna never built as much of a coffer as say, chun li.

>>531899503
you play t8??? grim

reina would look stupid in a cow bikini. Like a flat teen trying to act sexy but doesn't know how. Anna makes this work. If she is in a cow bikini i'm going to the farm and buying 10 gallons and telling the farming i want to milk her by hand myself

I...... am steve.

I'm looking more ghostly with each passing day

>>531900150
small...

>>531899679
It's just sad to see best girl not get the attention she deserves
>>531900150
Boobs not accurate

blows my mind that the vast majority of people are happy with their selves and their lives.

>>531900658
how would you know that?

>>531900658
do you have adhd

>>531900832
polls and people in general talking about how they love their jobs/social life/body/etc
>>531900892
i was diagnosed with it as a kid. i definitely don't have the h part anymore, unfortunately. almost zero energy.

>selve
I exposed

>>531810517
God modern tekken looks so fucking gay

>>531901152
that may explain why you find other people lives boring or straight up bad.. it's the lack of novelty, you can work thru it and your view may change which would bring a bit more dopamine in your life in natural way, but I also understand it will be pretty difficult to do.
jin main btw

>>531897893
>>531898482
well, there are no takers so good night everyone

>>531901296
real

>>531901427
>that may explain why you find other people lives boring or straight up bad
I don't at all tho??? its the complete opposite

>>531901621
I see, so you're questioning how do people achieve this rather than "how can they settle for so little", it was a misunderstanding on my part.
My guess is that they naturally produce more dopamine and other brain chems naturally, therefore they live lives that satisfy them hence why they appear happy I guess

>>531901152
>polls
lol

I'm basically just waiting for a seizure to end me

>>531901590
delete this

I have facespasms and I feel like I shut down for a split second at times, when is it my turn?

if you're lucky, season 3 should do the job

>>531901590
thanks bamco....

>>531901590
left is how VF6 is going to look btw

>>531904762
me when mai

Played Skimma on qm the other day.
It's actually crazy how carried that illerate nigga is.
>Can't punish
>no movement, relies on spin to evade
>no gameplan, just hail mary whenever possible.

>>531906016
Illiterate* the Irony lmao that nigga still can't read tho

he one and doned me twice in a late night ranked queue and the third time we matched he plugged on loading screen

How well does the Official Pokken Gamepad Controller work for Tekken 8? Is it tournament legal?

It shouldve been skimma and not Dustiel...

A buddy of mine thinks lil Skimma is hispanic. I think he's a darkie.
Thoughts?

I am brown

>>531907487
Sorry to hear Josie

Josie is white tho

I'm not sick today

>>531908582
Josie is white in the same way Lili is black

Well Monocanese are Italian and we know about how white they are...

im going to bed god please dont let me wake up this time

>>531903498
God I hope so. THANK YOU

>>531910607
You mean like until you're rested/morning? Or just ever?

>>531898551
now filter out the ones where Reina has a penis.

Michael told me i deserve my misfortune.

I am not meant for this world

Murray told me to go to college but I already have a master's does he expect me to do a doctorate?

How come he don't want me, man...?

I dropped out twice

what if I told you every pathetic thing said here is all about me and all of it is true

you could be playing symphony of the night right now...

I planned on playing the 360 version here soon

failure is an option and it's the only option

im thinking about playing the one with Richter

rondos mid I dropped it

wild how good pixel art carried that backtracking simulator for decades

rondo's too hard

>>531915043
which one of them all lmao

>Nina is a dead beat who hates her son and sleeps around. "Works" under any man willing to pay her
>Jun is a faithful holy waifu who loves her son and wants to save her baby daddy
Is this a subtle commentary between western and asian mothers?

keep it castlevania blud

Nina isn't a mother and Jun is a single mother who fucked a literal devil and can't cook

>>531916490
>sleeps around
I guess were just making shit up now

Thought I'd give this game another try for season 2

Moves hitting are still completely randomized and have almost no bearing on player skill

I got god of destruction twice and can confidently tell you that most of this game is simply chance

someone needs to go to jail for making tekken 8 as shit as it is. not murray

Its obviously Nakatsu and Harada
Murrat is their scapegoat. A gaijin would never have much say like that.

>>531920471
>>531920092
lock all of them up just to be safe. simple as.

WHY
WON'T
YOU
DIE!

>>531916796
Nina is Steve's mother

>>531920702
Fahk couldn't save the game, his dlc release had the lowest player count out of all the dlcs so far.

>>531920702
This patch stopped the bleeding

>>531920702
7 thousand retards

>>531920741
He meant that she didn't give birth to him, Steve is a lab baby

there's always a peak after a char releases, then we get -1000 from the previous average, every single time.
every dlc has removed 1000 players from the game

the second i stopped coping and started dooming over tekken 8 my life took a turn for the worse

tekken 8 is bad for your health.

gta vi will kill tekken 8

they should create a region locked version of 4chan, /tekgen/ should be EU only

this but gender locked, /tekgen/ should be sissy only

you can startup 8tekgen again for yurofags to hug and kiss without all the good posts nagods put in

what if sanseito takes over japan and murray gets deported

i don't think anyone acknowledge murray's existence, not even japan law

harada and nakatsu get shot out of a cannon into the pacifc ocean
yasuda esports and murray take over their roles
need it or keep it???

>>531925630
replace every bamco employee with a malaysian.

>>531924697
its pretty much that without doing anything

Is it true, is fahk for babies?

name a character that isn't for babies

geese

Reina is pretty complicated to pilot

Chadzuya

YOU LOSER.....

sex with asuka, reina, jun, xiaoyu

>>531928586
Lili too

UKETE MIRO!

>>531928586
men too

I'm an abject failure in life in every meaningful way

I am not and it feels good

Why does this game have so many Asian women anyway

Why does this game have so many women anyway

>>531930814
asians invented kung fu and sheit

tekken needs a southern belle

That's Lili
South of France

tekken needs fat men

monegasque

Lili is Italian genetically

>>531928586
No Kazumi?
No Miharu?

Are you gay?

>>531932142
she would be brown with black hair and a unibrow if that was the case

Cuddle_Core is gonna stream in a couple minutes.

>>531933108
thanks for letting me know bro, guess now it's a good time to go to sleep then

coming from a hard day of work i always relax by playing some tekken 8, it's always fun to wind down with

i cant take it anymore

OPEN CADILLAC

>>531933424
why would you submit yourself willingly to such torture

>>531936513
i stopped xD

seymour skimmer

seymour butts

unatco?

tarzaned adc to challenger

average tkeken8 player

I don't look like this.

outlier

>>531891453
He liked T8 way more than SF6 or MK1 thougheverbeit

i drew an egg

draw reina laying it

I'm so happy to see fgc and tekken franchise dying out. Too many faggots in the community and just trash game in general with orangutan characters to pick for down syndrome players.

if you play leffen tag 2 the characters are so barebones compared to 8 its insane. tekken mustve been so honest and fundies heavy back in the day.

maxdood said tekken was the must fundie fighting game franchise
but that was back during tekken 7. he wouldn't deign to say something like that about tekken after 8

you happy see tekgen die 2?

>>531944238
Not bad bruv
why aren't you making a bunch of r34

fahk is fun but I think I still prefer.Raven

Tekken 5-7 was the golden age, we are in the bronze age now

I prefer brass

Where's Tekken x Street Fighter

right here

xiaoyu boring as fuck let's try jun again i think it's not a playable game after emergency patch

holy fuck this game is boring

'ka is W faps

>>531932462
That’s racist. Look up Brigitte Petronio

open cadillac

>>531932294
did he give blud a cheeky kiss on the lips haha?

too boring uninstalling

sad state of this game man

>new pacman actually bombed
lmao wtf

could've at least been a 3/10 game like a smidgeon of enjoyment but it's a 0/10

>>531954064
pacman's nothing but a relic of the 80s. bamco constantly trying to reuse his name for recognition is just beyond pathetic and sad.

>>531953058
jin is so weak

tekken is ruined in every aspect. poking is dead, movelists are dead, backdashing is dead, mixups are dead. ruined game.

>mixups are dead
Uhh...

>>531935331
>>531953715
is this a reference to a cheesy 80s song? i kinda remember it having this lyric

it's
>OPEN CAR DEALER

>>531953058
i miss when devilsaar clips were posted every thread

I love tekken 8 current patch

the bleeding is over

why did they do it

>you can create worst game on earth but keep pumping out seasons and dlc and stop the bleeding with player inflation for 10 years without your game dying

they won

sure season 5 will have 2k players but it will never die

>>531956020
it's just a corpse of a game.

>>531956139
5k players is a ton though

the great thing is that now the retard devs know the limit of what they can get away with so they'll make other shitty decisions down the line as long as it's not as bad as season 2 launch

we need the panda butt shorts back

>>531956226
is it? that's not even in like the top 150 steam games.

>>531956020
Anon at its broader trends it'll approach 2K before even season 3

>>531956698
for a while during the tail end of tekken 7's lifespan i did enjoy watching those two play sets

which two

>>531956514
you kinda right using my negronomics

>>531753884 (OP)
I don't play this game at all but I am in full support of more female characters wearing fundoshi so I had to stop by to admire

>>531957157
Are HMN just giving up on Tekken?

Jimmy J Tran Being THE BEST Bryan Player EVER For 9 Minutes

>>531957157
its 2 month interval its like 1.5 years

i need josie

teen 8

why is shin-chan there

>>531957232
>nutting in nina's tight animu puss

If even PacMan is cooked, Bandai Namco is cooked.

mr driller reboot will save bamco

https://www.twitch.tv/tgu_main

dojo in thailand with knee

>>531966542
damn i thought i missed the memo and tgu was this weekend

Knee wins he takes a indochinese tiger, 5 ounces of god and 2 ladyboys

finally started playing ranked again

Only played against one fahk today

exposed myself

why is mr joey fury in japan

why aren't you in japan

Capcom Won

the worst fighting game of the decade award

oh when you're big in japan tonight big in japan be tight big in japan ooh the eastern sea's so blue big in japan alright

wtf is knee doing in thailand

following the trail left by big M

wtf is fahkumram doing in paris

AK LEAK

Why are they speaking fahkumrams language

I still play tekken eight

was gonna quit this game but got my motivation back

Wtf knee transitioned

I exposed myself

I will expose your fucking ribcage

How much do you enjoy s2 poll

https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXvGEpye

There's a lot of fat to get through

wtf i thought i voted first

Why did they remove Feng's wallsplatting heat smash and reduce its knockback range but Jin gets to keep the wallsplat? I thought Feng was untouchable because of Harada.

akira played with my hair this morning

FEMALE MADAGASCAR EVENT IS LIVE

https://www.twitch.tv/kayanetv

female? or "female"?

knee is playing dorag

Why go full power against the Thais

>1,2,1
>df1
>d2
>fc.df1,4
>wr2
that's all you need baby

Madagascarian girls are cute, CUTE

jin is so weak

>>531976306
I was so excited to see they took his wallsplat in the S2 trailer. You can imagine how I felt when literally every other wallsplat smash was still around

the kazama girls shouldn't be fighting

can these women stop pressing cancans or b3 every fucking second?

Ling is winning

so it's canon? claudio's for zafina anyway

Two of the last fights in Lili's character episode are both Kazamas

>>531976306
Funny how they keep on nerfing feng every patch, dude wasn't even relevant for the second part of season 1 but they keep on nerfing

how does jin cope with the fact that he'll never be a mom?

Every man wants to be an edgelord with spiky hair and a devil form and every woman wants to be a tiny chinese girl with a pet panda

>>531982070
what are you implying

Wtf madagascar has cute girls who play tekken

So girls (female) plays Jun, Asuka, and Xiaoyu huh...
Haven't seen Lili or Anna.

Panda is a girl too. Include her when you mention the Tekken females (all cute btw)

jun low heat smash is -14 that xiaoyu can launch btw....

panda is literally a woman who doesn't shave often

>>531982798
Panda will get a well deserved redesign in 9 to attract new players

Why doesn't Kuma just find a female bear? This is like Xiaoyu chasing Jin but the genders are reversed

>>531983439
based

https://x.com/chaoticnpc/status/1946615467554021531
i almost feel bad for murray
almost

>>531983545
google "limerence".
if kuma would get to fuck panda he would forget about her after a week

>>531983741
I like it

reminds me of someone

STOP PRESSING CANCANS EVERY TIME YOU'RE PRESSURED BITCH

LET'S DUEL

Paul's love interest should be Panda just to fuck with Kuma

IF SHE BREATHES...