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Chroma rework, TRUST THE PLAN!

>>531776554 (OP)
My friends, it has often been said that I like Wisp. My friends, I like Wisp... No, friends, I love Wisp!

I love Motes. I love Breach Surge. I love Wil'o'Wisp. I love Sol Gate, teleporting, I love triangulating two breach surges, and decoy switching for invulnerability. Wisps across plains, in ships, in space, in infested hellscapes, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of Wisp that can occur upon this earth.

I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with Bramma salvos that thunder across the lines of battle. My heart leaps with joy whenever a Grineer is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed explosive rounds. And there is nothing like an operator using a hardened wellspring to buff her motes. And the feeling that comes when a Corpus runs screaming from his irradiated MOA, only to be mowed down by heavy kitgun fire, is such an exquisite feeling. Reminiscent of when ranks of infantry brandish their prods rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a Wisp meleeing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy.

Gentlemen... All I ask for is Wisp butt, Wisp butt so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further Wisp as I do? Do you wish for a merciless, bloody Wisp? A Wisp whose fury is built with iron and lightning and fire? Do you ask for Wisp to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge from this Earth!?

...Very well. Then ass is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us with our might. But... After enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple "ordinary" Wisp will no longer be sufficient. We need a MASSIVE ass! A Wisp beyond any other that man's history has ever known!

dead general

5th for ember headpatting

>>531776554 (OP)
So what does Reb actually do as a job?

goodnight /wfg/
please screenshot any slampigs at the cosplay contest

the hag's about to get mogged

>>531777187
adds yoai to the game

>>531777273
I'm not into horses, Glen

PLAT PLAT PLAT PLAT MAKE CONTENT MAKE CONTENT MAKE CONTENT MAKE CONTENT

>>531776748
keep your greasy hands off him, pablo

Mogging?

>The Hex is coming as guest stars to Tennocon
I swear to god if they are about to announce new Protoframes I’m throwing the game in the garbage

>320 weapons
>not a single one I feel like using
>72 frames
>only actually play three of them
grim

>>531777778
Typical revetorid mindset

>>531777778
instead of leveling shit in ESO go to Hydron where you can actually see how the weapon functions

>>531777540
KHAZAR!

>>531777540
Thirsting after Abby is a trap, because any son spawned from the union could look like Ben.

>>531776554 (OP)
If I link my account to steam can I no longer commit currency arbitrage?

when is stream

>>531778583
In about an hour

>>531777670
There absolutely will be. There were leaks for it earlier this year with one of the newer content releases. Also new incarnons since they added Pathos Clamps to the reward pool. Too bad the event was shit

>>531777970
hardly
I play protea, xaku, and sometimes gauss when I want to let rip 6000 rpm
>>531778123
I've played with them all to some degree, there just aren't really any that truly call to me

>>531778401
Not a trap, that's basically raw Ben in drag.

>>531778712
Weren’t those fake? Or am I thinking of another batch? There was some shit about a banshee protoframe but I don’t think anything about that came true

>>531777670
>https://files.catbox.moe/wika0v.mov
you would have to steal the one and only physical copy of warframe from reb
they always bring stuff/people from previous updates for tennocon, doesn't mean there will be more protoframe

>>531777670
>he has a physical copy of warframe
foundlets how do we cope

>>531778957
Ash, Banshee, Nekros, and Vauban were posted here
and while Ash and Vauban got stuff I rather doubt they'll be protos

>>531776769
I don't know what the intention of this post is meant to be, but it definitely had an effect on me.

Maybe if Konzu would stop eating lunch early and work out more, he'd still be in shape.

Do I need chroma for Profit taker?

>>531778957
>fake
Maybe. Or residual components from their internal file system that made it into the release. I want there to be an entire suite of protoframes that populate 1999, to be honest.
OR I could've been psyop'ed into believing what they put there deliberately and I I'm still stuck wishing for that Banshee, Nekros, Ash, etc and that new guy skin (Falconer)
Further on, I think they'll tease the falconer tomorrow, or in October

>>531777540
> la creatura
Hideous creature, ughhh, shudders...

>Reb did the teehee who knows what Entrati is up to excuse for not answering about if they are only tied to 1999
>Asked a counter question on if people want more, and it entirely depends on that
>All protoframes were in the popular tab for months even occasionally beating resources like forma
>Almost 100% sure the surveys said they are in demand
>This interview was in mid March meaning they’ve had months to make some concept arts or unfinished skins in game
If not at Tennocon 2025 it’ll be sometime later

>>531779492
Dude stop, I just ate brekfast, and I don't want to throw up.

>>531777540
mogs me

>>531780054
But what if you hadn't?

>tennocon in a hour
>thread is dead
Rebframe and it's consequences has been a disaster for Warframe.

bout to watch a middle aged fridge slappa da bass

>try to do sortie
>final mission is spy
>retards have been failing their data retrival for 7 whole matches to the point of even leaving when they fuck up
THIS GAME IS FILLED WITH MOUTHBREATHERS HOLY SHIT

>>531779170
Anon just likes wisp ass

Admittedly I haven't played a massive number of online games but I am not joking when I say that the Warframe player base as a whole is the most incompetent I've ever personally seen

4 protoframes showcased tomorrow
1 is a woman who’s even older than Minerva. (One of Reb’s most favorite characters to date)
Her base frame is Protea

>>531781205
what happened

>>531777540
that's a man

Tomorrow, steve gang will prevail
https://voca.ro/14mXkgY9Mv9Q

>>531781324
just this post >>531780839
made me look back on my time with the game

>>531780839
>>531781205
>pubbing spy
You are the mouthbreather here. Pick solo wukong and be done in ~2 minutes.

mr29-31 is peak
anything lower is embarrassing (imagine being an mrlet lmao)
anything higher is cringe (imagine grinding out skateboards, useless companions and equipment, and playing minigameslop to make le heckin' numberino go up)
sorry, but there's no refuting this (seething and coping wont help)

>>531780734
there's nothing important today

>>531781934
28 is a nice even number though. superior to 29 in every way.

>>531780734
all of the cool shit is tomorrow lol. try again then.
>>531781934
i dont care about mr, what i want is that SWEATY, FAT, HAIR MAN ASS. CMERE BOY.

>>531781205
When everyone describes the game as brain dead easy guess what kind of people would be attracted to the game after hearing that.

>>531782012
but mr30 is not only even, but also nice and round

I think we will get some hints about tomorrow throughout tonight

>>531776554 (OP)
reminder that nova is fat

>>531782203
my beef is only with 29. 30 are pretty cool dudes

>>531781934
You're either MR30 or you aren't

>https://www.twitch.tv/warframe
Tennocon Cosplay Contest in 30m (already live)
Drops:
1. 30m - Ava-Clem Community Glyph

>>531781934
LR3
...yeah. I regard anyone higher than me as DE's best ballfondlers, and anyone below me to be >new

Reminder you can watch it through steam also

>>531782457
if I just leave this up for two days will I get everything?

>>531782784
You’d have to restart it. The show tomorrow is a different stream

the biggest humiliation ritual in this game is open world mining
miss me with that shit

you'll watch her play the bass.. right?

>>531781934
MR30,have enough mastery xp to go straight to lr2,but any higher will make you have a lower number,thus making you the inferior player

>>531783861
yeah goonstick in hand

>>531783861
band name: Gay Nick Gurrs From Outerspace

>>531783861
I am going to watch the cosplay thing then probably peace out until tomorrow.

>>531783861
you faggots all paid for this even the guitar and yet the game is still grindy shit

Are there any of us attending in person? Or are we all watching the stream?

I didn't realize that the music released alongside Koumei actually had nip in it.

oooooooooooh, now I remember why koumei makes no sense
she was rushed ahead so they could put her in for the official japanese dub localization event and her duviri event was shitcanned as it wasn't ready yet
she even makes more sense for the wally lore with him puppeting neci than oraxia

>>531784246
I haven't paid a dime since Steve-dono left us

>>531784307
yeah it was actually pretty catchy

>>531784386
Mh

oh my god zach you corny ass nigga get out of here

>>531783861
i'll watch her gargle my balls if you know what i mean

coser needs a larger bust to do neci to be desu

wtf lol

relaxation with Nakak

Is it rude to throw shields at people when playing Protea?

What are we expecting for cosplays this year?

>>531784797
no

humiliation ritual...

>>531784797
You are actively keeping their dumbasses alive.

>>531785015
probably just the warframe 1999 characters, desu. maybe a frame or two, but mostly focused on the 1999 cast.

>>531785015
brown girl as aoi
fat guy as aoi
and hot girl as eleanor

hey hey guys guys

>>531785058
>>531785175
So there aren't any builds that can get bricked by having extra shields nowadays?

PA guy needs a new job

You reach enlightenment when you realize grinding MR is for big dumb idiots

busted to meg again

>>531785015
A bunch of landwhales, 1 really spectactular costume, and one slut who steals the whole show.

megan hips

megan hips

>>531785327
>brown girl as aoi

ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuccccccccccck Megan is lookin thicc today

hags enabled

megan is fat

If I’m into fat women am I going to see kino tonight?

Sheldon is trying way too hard

the twitch chat is a good reminder of how absolutely retarded the average person is
spamming one thing that does literally nothing

so did anything get revealed yet? or did stream just start

megan needs to get fatter

>>531785725
That depends do you like Yareli or Mag?

is this sheldon as in the office manager sheldon?
wtf happened to him

>>531785352
probably but who cares

>>531785352
Maybe but thats not your problem. Just throw them at your feet if you're really worried about it.

>>531785696
>>531785725
>>531785773
Kys

>>531785753
just started

wtf i need to breed megan so bad

>>531776554 (OP)
why is the first day starting at evening then the second day starts early and ends late.
Who comes up with this scheduling.

>>531785753
reveal stream is tomorrow I think today is just cosplay and concert

>/wfg/ lust Megan in the year 2025
Nasty plebs taking my old gooms

>>531785950
You can fly in on a Friday afternoon and get settled in, dedicate yourself to debauchery on Saturday, and then spend all of Sunday recovering and flying home.

shes thinking about babies bros

>9 years old
WTF sheldon

That room probably smells like crusty middle aged women

>>531786252
lumpy ass

Rusalka goatse next

>>531786094
Sorry, I just have an adult woman fetish, and Megan is no longer a sticc

yep that'll do it

>>531786323
hot

NOVA
IS
FAT

nova is fat

Will we have another "Void-Rigged" like last year?

eww

Why does warframe have so many hags on the dev team

>hello demons
Yeah I can see the fucking demons on stage.

>fat kaya
>fat guitar
>disgusting fembowie wannabe

Immediately off to a shit start. The plasmor is the sexiest thing on the stage

>>531785927
>

Nova is FAT

why doesn't our Aoi have those milk jugs

I need to cum all over kaz

>>531784247
brozime streams from the audience

>type cringe in chat
>message is being checked by mods
Canadians

>lusting after humans
disgusting

>>531786590
>The plasmor is the sexiest thing on the stage
Its hard to beat the plasmor desu

wow that looks worse than regular neci

so how the fuck do i check my twitch drops progress? thats the only reason im sitting through this crap

You. Are. Late.

>>531786786
https://www.twitch.tv/drops/inventory

>>531786786
enjoy the fat old women you stupid fuck.

a bad time to have eyes

I asked a few threads ago, but I ask again
Does ANYONE have an AI voice of Neci doing JOI?
It has to exist, right? Her lines are good enough. This community is full of gooners. PLEASE I need it. I need her to say "you're doing so good for me" over and over.

>>531786786
>Click your profile on the top right (should be circle with some human shape on it)
>Drops & Rewards

>>531786252
DEAR GOD she's actually fatter and she's not even in her late 30s yet

rusalka BOOBA!
>>531786894
albrecht cheating again

>>531786906
thanks
>>531786980
thanks 2
>>531786927
no

>>531786786
top right, click on the profile pic thingy, it's in the dropdown

Why god why
This hurts

Who's the Kaya with huge tits bros?

........................................

wtf are these low effort bullshit

>>531786979
Make your own bro

bbwgods we eating good

>kullervo cosplay
>looks like grendel

>Kullervo didn't even bother with the knives
Why

this is peak cringekino

wtf was that "kullervo"

easy on pathos clamps kullervo

>>531786894
>bra
WRONG

Oh god oh fuck this is worse than all the previous years combined and we've seen less than 5 people so far

>every single female cosplayer is fat
>every single twitch chatter is underage only here for drops
>every single poster here is a retard
reb was right about the losers

THAT DRIFTER IS FUCKING MONEY

>>531787075
I was thinking the exact same thing kek

tennobesecon

lol why are the majority of these cosplayers fat as FUCK or completely low effort? this fucking sucks

What I just saw beats the last 3 years of playing. HORY SHET

>>531785352
Oberon. Good thing no one plays Oberon.

Alert me when we get something actually decent looking.

what even is this, they're all just wearing normal clothes

>>531787093
I think there's an amateur category and a professional category.

>>531787093
This is what happens when you add human characters to the setting.

........

>Proto-ivara
>Great Value ghille suit

>>531787192
>>every single twitch chatter is underage only here for drops
https://youtu.be/x5vj8DqEUP0?t=72

>dr entrati cosplay
>has literally not a single aspect of his design other than the shape of the hat (not even the hat's color or design)
why do women do this that's a rhetorical question of course

Why do women love Amir so much

why are you fuckers not posting cringekino screenshots

Wtf is with all the plainclothes people

WTF IS THIS

>wear a loose rag on your head
>call it an ivara cosplay

This isn't the real cosplay contest right?
They're doing a real one tomorrow, right?
I've watched 7 years of this cringefest, this is easily the worst one.

is that fucking chris chan

>proto ivara is literally just some airsoft nerd with a camo cloth over her(?) face
b r u h

>>531786894
>>531787047
>>531787061

faces were a mistake.

>it's just wear what you want cosplay contest.

What the fuck is going on.

Why teh fuck am I not getting twitch drops

>Razorwing Titania
>Just some tumblr butterfly cosplay

>all these low effort as fuck cosplays
Holy fuck, come back last year's Yareli and Voidrig.
SAVE US FROM THIS HELL

If you asked me to guess what game these outfits were from I legitimately couldn't tell you.

I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm 100% your average /wfg/ nigger is 100% better looking than....whatever the fuck I'm looking at now

this hurts to watch

I'm late
FAT KAYA
>FAT KAYA
FAT KAYA
>FAT KAYA

oh boy, we're already at the "fat troon strutting their bloated stomach" phase and we're not even five minutes in

>keep tab muted
>clock back in
>plague doctor with a gumball machine

>>531787361
Here, jfc

>>531787237
pristine canada quality """"women""""

its amateur hour first,then real cosplayers

I TAKE IT BACK,JOHN PRODMAN IS ON STAGE

>Just some random dude with Mesa color
How is this even Warframe related?

>tell everyone about TennoCon
>they start with the cringe compilation

These aren't warframe cosplays wtf
Why don't they have rules

>>531787479
Need it unmuted and the active tab on your browser.

Fat tits Kaya saved this cosplay contest

>took several months to complete
>felt on a cardboard box

>>531787708
Cool Destiny cosplay!

This is my first Tennocon cosplay stream.
Are they normally this low-effort?
>>531787616
Titania my fucking ass.

KINOKINOKINOKINOKINOKINO

ok thats decent

kek

lmao 10/10 stalker dad

>trannies in their tranny suits
>literally just normal people wearing their high school edgy phase clothes
>the absolute joke-level low tier cosplays like fucking having a loose cloth over your head
i've watched a bunch of really faggy conventions but good lord this one takes the cake and it's not even close

dad stalker best one

>wild cheers for john prodman
>immediately dies when they see him

>john prodman costume took months to finish
>a cardboard box and shiny clothes
LMAO LOL

this is like high school spirit week when we had "tacky day"

aight im out, not drunk enough for this

OK...the Stalker one gave me a chuckle. But please no more...

STALKER CHADS WON

Chad has finally arrived

Only good cosplay

>>531787759
You can mute it, at least in Firefox, but only by clicking the favicon in the tab. Twitch itself will still think it's the active tab.

the stalker was funny lol

That not-john-prodman was the only good one.
>Stalker dad
OK. That's better.

what over a decade of being a dread blueprint dispenser does to a mf

This is who steals your credits btw

Dad-stalker ez win

>>531787807
No. This is easily the worst I've ever seen.
I've watched Tennocon 7 fucking years in a row
And I've never seen anything this low effort.

>>531787807
those were the noncompetitive cosplays, pretty much anyone can get on. The actual competition is usually a bit better, as there's a legitimate prize.

that slampig kaya is kinda hot tho

oh it was the non competitive cosplay makes more sense then
but 90% of them still are fat lards so get off my screen

1999 was a mistake

ok the stalker gave me a good reddit chuckle

>>531787918
>>531787924
HOLY BASED

competitive is going to be orders of magnitude cringier than what we just saw. screencap this

>stalker and prodman are the only good ones
grim

Okay, Stalker Dad is pretty funny.

>Non Competitive
OH THANK GOD

>>531787998
>non competitive = we don't want to make all of these faggots cry and hurt each other with real feelings

the comp cosplays better be good...
>gremlin looking tranny in robes
fuck sake lmao

>>531787924
my side game brainrot immediately made me think "dad stalker in his liset running over oberon"

what the fuck si a soulframe

TEN THOUSAND (canadian) DOLLARS

Who's the fat Kaya? I joined late

OH NO NO NO

Bruh...

>>531787983
OH
That makes significantly more sense. I usually just skip the non competitive.

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS ACTUAL GHOUL

steve fuck off with soulframe

What a gangly troon

HOLY SHIT ITS HUNTER SCHAFER

Here we go bois, kek

Why is there an actual vampire on stage now.

>>531788152
I'm pretty sure that's the actual VA. At least it sounds like her

When do all the cosmetics sales start?

tf is that thing

I'm uninstalling and installing TFD, you faggots told me you all were cool.

who let vlad the impaler out of his crypt?

>>531788243
I can't tell if this is intentional honmode or just a feminine dude
>cammi
ah nevermind

>>531788214
>the coffee cup isn't even an actual coffee cup, it's a piece of PVC pipe with a handle attached
Now that is dadication.

>watching this shit in a tiny, muted window at 160p because i'm not really interested in this clownfest
>can still tell which freaks aren't born male

>first skinny cosplay is soulframe related
STEVE WON BIGLY

>SETTING THE BAR SO HIGH FOR SOULFRAME COSPLAYS
<SETTING THE BAR SO HIGH FOR SOULFRAME COSPLAYS
>SETTING THE BAR SO HIGH FOR SOULFRAME COSPLAYS
<SETTING THE BAR SO HIGH FOR SOULFRAME COSPLAYS
>SETTING THE BAR SO HIGH FOR SOULFRAME COSPLAYS
<SETTING THE BAR SO HIGH FOR SOULFRAME COSPLAYS

finally not fat woman

that's a man isn't it

nice jeans vro

>flat ass
yikes

"Setting the bar so high for soulframe cosplays"
"Absolutelly"
said with the most straight face ever

>Ember Heirloom
>No ass
Blasphemy

uh oh flat ass with the ember cosplay is an auto DQ

VERY slightly above the rest. only SLIGHTLY

That Ember is fucking pathetic.

dad stalker would have destroyed the main competition

>not bodypaint
booo

>LE COOMER SKIN
Not even coomworthy
is it over
>i challenge myelf
not in fitness clearly

What a sad fuckin Ember lmao

i would fuck fat nova from the back and you all would too

>has the build for ember heirloom
>lacks the ass
unfortunate

equinox....... lay off the cake....

>>531788243
REMEBER WHEN YOU CRIED THAT GHOULS HAVE NO FREEDOM?
WELL NOW THEY DO!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

holy rolls

lmfao

>>531788520
>Such a cute voice
>so lonely start imagining our home life while I help her build a better one next year
I should just kms

HOLY SHIT, KEK

>>531788468
can't beat the statue

This should have been in the main contest and would have 100% won

also why are the actual contest cosplays so bad lmfao, this would not even be accepted into a cosplay contest at any other con.

as an ember main
what the fuck is this shit
where's the tomboy abs

>>531788243
The next step of evolution

>>531788531
So far I agree.

Tits I Guess

GOD DAMNIT! ONE OF THE ONLY THINGS I HATE MORE THAN TRANNIES - AND THAT'S A TALL FUCKING ORDER - ARE FAGGOT COSPLAYERS WITH MID COSTUMES!

>>531788563
This is the most disappointing thing I've seen all year.

fatonox
>>531788640
voice was adorable honestly.

>>531788563
Nasty
>>531788640
It's time to go buddy *caves your head in with a hammer*

FAT EQUINOX OH NONONONOONNOndfhds

Regor has been feeding equinox in his lab

>>531788427
>>531788461
>"Setting the bar so high for soulframe cosplays"

>>531788662
I would turn that statue into a lava lamp.

if you look closely, it might be a bit cold

ok the manic is good

>interesting materials
>play-doh
What did she do with it? Eat it?

Manic looks pretty good ngl

>>531788640
it's over

do you guys remember the part in "the war within" where you hear about the young and exotic being paraded before the orokin elites so that the aristocrats might pick the ideal form they want for their continuity? this is that except fat

Impressive. These are actually worse than the non-competitives even if you take out stalkerdad.

the manic's kinda cool

OH MY TOOBMEN

ok ok

finally, some good fucking cosplay

oh man i needed this confidence booster
genuinely filled with mirth watching this modern circus sideshow
oh that grineer manic is actually great, can't find any flaws with it

cool one finally

>>531788289
No it's [DE] Ronnie. Youtube live has playback feature luckily. Jesus her TITS are godly

Alright, that Manic actually looks pretty damn good.

>>531788854
first good one so far...

equinox... easy on the tubemen rations

manic girl is badass

>>531788640
stop i already get enough suicidal thoughts watching this without you giving me more

There's too many fat pieces of shit doing cosplays. Where are the hot cosplays? Holy shit.

Whose fault is it, there's so many fat people here?

>the manic looks great
Tyl Regor's chads can't stop winning

>>531788898
Doko kino desu ka?
Koko

shits too cringe and low quality Im not watching it

wtf
i want a manic wife now

best one so far

>>531788602
>GO, MY GHOULS
>TURN THIS
>"TENNOCON"
>INTO A
>TENNO-GONE
>HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

>DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE
>PLANNED
>FOR THIS DAY, TENNO?
>I HAVE WAITED
>AND CREATED
>AND I EVEN
>BOUGHT
>THE BACK. STAGE. PAAAAAAAAAAASS

PROD WITH THE PROD POKING

bredda's dick outline

>Female Manic
>Female
>Manic

>only the top half of the helmet comes off
ruined

TENNO! THE ANVIL GOES ON THE HEAD
also he's sort of posed up

>>531788686
>>531788792
>>531788842
getting flashbacks..

oh my void mr prodman

another cool one at least for the effort

PRODMAN CHADS WINNING

>vr cameras into the helmet so he can see
he should win on effort alone, that shit probably took forever

>so yea...he's a great boss and all but the defined, muscly ass can be distracting
>and don't even get me started about that little white bitch

>>531789073
LMAO

okay pretty good ones this year

lmao the theatrics are killing my spine

WOW that is a PERFECT Flare

is flare some kind of lesbian self insert

>dude basically made a vr headset
Fucking cool, he should totally win.

>>531789223
what a chad

Finally, some good cosplay

>>531788984
Holy shit she needs to appear more on streams

>Prodman doesn't speak like a polish
Wasted opportunity, but close call between John and Manic.
>>531789245
Don't jinx it. We don't want another pic rel.

Wait her titties are all out.
I thought it was a dude.

>>531789317
it's more likely than you think

the temple looks pretty nice too

I want to fuck the thicc kaya

>>531788690
We're breaking out of the goon cave with this one bros!

id smash

>>531788984
>>531789375
HOLY FUCK I will buy plat rn

Well shit, Flare's pretty good. My hopes aren't completely exterminated tonight.
>>531789161
I kinda like it.

God DAMN now we're talking

NON CANON

>>531789375
>MOGGED HAGbecca HAGegan
how do we win hagbros????

>open the stream late to look at some prime cringekino
>suddenly they start releasing all of the good cosplays
fuck you, universe

I tried doing Temporal Archimedea for the first time. We failed.
Oh well. Wasted 2 Pulses for this.

genuinely thought for a second that was 1999 footage when i looked back and saw flare
what a waste of effort on a shitty tranny frame

This shit is genuine torture. This cringe is off the fucking charts. My item cannot drop fast enough so I can sign out of Twitch. Holy fucking god, dude.

KEK

>>531789375
holy YUM!

>three high-tier cosplays followed by literal weaboo chud
Loving
Every
Laugh

HOW ARE THESE DUDES EVEN ACCEPTED FOR THE CONTEST IN THE FIRST PLACE???

I cannot wait for not a single one of these high-effort cosplays to win.

>Generic samurai with golden paint
Okey.

>>531789530
I burst out laughing at this nigga

Teshin your skin....its...its pale

i enjoy the cringe, this is fun.

if he doesn't win Flare blew the judges

>>531789375
Is there a no bra mandate at DE or something?

>>531789548
>cringe is off the fucking charts
Your first cosplay contest?

>wisp cosplay
>doesnt even float
pathetic...

wisp anon, new pic to post

>>531789530
beat me to it

wheres twerking yareli

yeah turn this fucker into a warframe asap
this looks terrible

>>531789375
whO
are the swinging milkers going to be featured in the Q3 / Q4 update where operator starts nursing as an expansion to preggoframe?

MY FRIENDS

WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING SHORT?

>wisp
>didnt cut off her own legs

wisp? more like fridge

WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING FAT?

Wisp Anon!? where are you?

Finally a wisp that isn't a lardblob. She's still fat, but at least it's not embarrassingly so

Still would.

umbra is....a white...WOMAN...?!?!? ORDIS!!! GET THIS HARLOT OFF MY SHIP!!!!!

ONAHOLE WISP

>>531789614
same
>>531789735
She doesn't seem fat the pieces just seem stiff and bulky

WHY IS HE SO SHORT LMFAO

/ourguy/ is here!!

>Zealoid Prelate
>We blew our whole budget on the helmet, part two

midget or child?
place your bets

alright zealoid preloid mf also looks really cool

>>531789683
>short
they lurk wfg
>>531789742
>fat
see above
>>531789838
>short
see above

>>531789807
Us architect bros can't stop winning

holy shit it's damage attenuation man

>>531789683
These are all turbo nerds and having a sedentary gaming childhood leads to several inches of height loss, much more so than malnutrition.

>>531789642
prodman guy is a chad

>>531789847
>We blew our whole budget on the helmet, part two
>and the helmet is already falling apart, can probably determine the guy's norwood level if it slips a bit further

ABSOLUTE UNIT

VEKO, what the hell

BIG DAWG COMIN THROUGH

Veso....

THAT'S A BIG BOY

KINO

>>531789648
ALL cosplay contests that aren't Asian-exclusive are cringe garbage. I hate cosplayers so fucking much. I hate THIS so fucking much. All those fuck need to be beaten within an inch of their lives in the goddamned parking lot. Ok some of the costumes are ok. Not saying much, though. Also fuck trannies and fuck this cunt in the lizard costume. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY COSPLAYERS IN THIS FUCKING SHOW!!!! MANDATORY CASTRATION, ALL INVOLVED!!!

more like Veso-XL

>>531789375
Khazar milk truck

Veso, lay off the ration boxes...

VeSo R

another one for the grendel tally

Veso gained some pounds KEK

KINO
TAKE THE SHOT
FOR PROFIT

ITS A WOMAN

veso... easy on the doughnuts

Holy shit Veso ate Alad V

Vasco, lol

corpus? more like fridge-pus

>Veso
>This is supposed to be Veso

Veso-R if he had an inflation fetish

WHY ARE THEY ALL SO FAT?

Veko... easy on the rations...

veso? MORE LIKE OBESO!

Sisters, cut the food budget.

John Stockman
FIRST EXIMUS UNIT COSPLAY! Too bad short

>>531789375
how long has DE been hiding those?

>twitch chat fulling of people spamming GRENDEL
sometimes normies can be funny
also that's a decent mesa presidio

cute cosplay

>>531790006
OH NO IT'S A GIRL

damn did they leave all the good cosplays for last on purpose? imagine the humiliation on the faggots who came in first

Veso ate all the crewmen to survive after TNW

>>531790074
I CAN FAP NOW

>>531790147
they play warframe

unironically good mesa

not fat = 10/10
simple as

Holy crackers Mesa wife!

Why is everyone cosplaying Grendel

Got the drop. I can finally escape the cringe dungeon.

Honestly pretty cool looking Mesa

>>531790052
>>531790168
>>531790159
kek

Pretty good Mesa.

another non-crap warframe cosplay

How many of you would take the chance and let one of those fat masked female frame cosplayers blow you?

>>531790291
youre here forever shitlord

She cute enough ig.
>That voice
DIAMONDS

TWITCH DROPS ARE ON BY DEFAULT YOU FUCKING ANIMALS WHY ARE WARFRAME PLAYERS LIKE THIS

>>531790291
Get back in here and enjoy the kino feast.

Bring me kekenno

everyone is so fat or short

>>531790303
Seems like a pretty chill outfit to walk around in too

i don't recognize this grendel skin

>>531790147
Are you really surprised at the average Warframe player?

Ugh

>baruuk cosplay
>it's actually buddha

disqualified just for that

Physically mogged. goes to show how short some of these fats really are

>fat fuck just twerked
gonna take my eyes out with a melonballer

>>531790334
I mean the entire purpose of these gaming cons is to meet slutty nerd girls who are there to suck as much dick as their jaw allows
If I went to Tennocon I'd have my dick fermenting in fatty throats for the entire weekend

>>531789807
>kaya's shirt is riding up

>baruuk cosplay shook his butt.
He won.

lmao 2kaya

nova is fat

Nova is indeed FAT

>Twerking Baruuk.
Aite. Imma head out. I got the glyph, so.
See you guys during the concert.

>we've had fat Kaya, yes...
>but what about second fat Kaya?

>>531790476
nigga did you not see the high platform shoes

Nova is FAT

Theres just a little bit of irony that every Kaya is fat

LMAOOOOOOO

MEME MAGIC LMAO

Novabros... We're never gonna live this tennocon down...

more like FATernalism

GRENDELS
GRENDELS EVERYWHERE

Reminder of the Forma vs Reactor invasion

NOVA IS OBESE

Please, whatever god or equivalent deity who hates cosplayers as much as I do, heed my prayer - atomic explosion directly on Tennocon, right now, reduce all of... that... to radioactive ashes, rendering the center unfit for life and those with lack of. And especially cook that fat shitty Kaya cosplayer. Thank you.

NOVA IS FAT
O
V
A
I
S
F
A
T

TWO fat Kayas?

PIGGY Kaya vs BIG TITS Kaya
Which way wfg bros?

i really dislike nose piercings....

>>531790110
STAY FOCUSED, THERE'S A HEAVY UNIT APPROACHING!

>>531790563
a second fat kaya has hit the twitch stream

The DE thick girl who didn't even try made a better Kaya cosplay than this one.

Nova is fat TWICE.

No wonder that guy shared the nudes he was trying to crash the servers of the school with all the bandwidth that image took up in 1999

NOOOOOOOOO

MY WIFE IS NOT FAT. SHE'S A PETITE PINOY

NO, NOT MY OCTAVIA

Is it normal to be this obese in Canada? I'm from Southern Europe and the only peope so fat I've seen were sedentary grandmas.

holy gut

that built tho....

wtf is that entrance lmao

>>531776554 (OP)
holy main character syndrome

>>531790634
>atomic explosion directly on Tennocon, right now, reduce all of... that... to radioactive ashes, rendering the center unfit for life and those with lack of.
very alad v post

TWO FAT KAYAS

Noggle Octavia

NO OCTAVIA NO
HOLY HELL

Octavoids in shambles as this one shambles out

wearing a diaper?

>>531790745
it's a north american thing, yeah

At least this Octavia is playing into being so short. Brave of her to go as a noggle

shes funny lol

>>531790147
They had a clip going through the line-up and it was 80% obesity and then the other 20% had terrible fashion or had their twiggy arms crossed because someone had the audacity to point a camera at their autistic ass. I was thinking about going to Tennocon at some point but these are not my people. At least they're white.

i am gonna commit seppuku with an exalted umbra blade at this rate

Holy jesus
What is that
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

drunktavia, wtf was that entrance

>>531790885
what is this...octavia?

Why is there a Destiny cosplayer?

decent i guess

>Nova with Nourish
>Octavia with Nourish

He studied the blade.

>>531789375
What is FAT TITS Kaya's socials?

>last one

wasn't this scheduled to last an hour 30? its barely been 30 minutes.

I'm glad no one wants to cosplay valkyr.

DrifterCHADS won

did anyone clip the mesa?

>>531790952
kek

IS THAT NINJA????

titcow kaya when

drifter is a zoomer

>>531791000
Too bad it wasn't a Mesa shooting.

Place your bets, gents. I'm guessing it's gonna be Flare.

>complete railjack mission, loot some scrap, go back to dry dock
>no scrap
???

>>531790979
too lazy to post last year's valkyr, someone else do it

>drifter not knowing social convention
he's literally me
>giving space to womyn
he's not literally me

and finally something good to wash out our eyes

>>531790970
No? There is an intermission after contest and about an hour from now is the concert

thats it?

>the edgy nerd guys made actual good looking cosplays
>all the fat girls made awful stuff

Is every con really just a fucking humiliation ritual for thick women and an ego stroke for nerds?

>>531790970
the remaining cosplayers had multiple heart attacks so they had to trim it down

So the winner's gotta be Manic, Prodman, or Flare, right? I bet they give it to Mesa Presidio due to the Woman Buff though.

>>531790353
!droptheneedfulpls

...That was it? I feel like we had better stuff in previous years.

still the best 2025

>>531791092
Flare and Manic were objectively the best ones

>most of the guys are decent/ normal looking
>most of the women are fat
How did this happen?

>>531791092
i quite like the manic but i think it's gonna be flare too

>>531790883
>at least they're white.

Uhh, yeah

the fattest one will win

>>531790957
https://x.com/ronniebonnee
we gotta find the ig

>>531791159
Flare was a woman too though

>>531791069
kek

>>531791181
turns out 1999 did in fact flop and kill the game bigly

Flare's gonna be the winner.
It should be the Prodman, but it's gonna be Flare.

wait a minute did I miss the citrine cosplay

mute

>>531791159
can't choose between those 3, all really great

>>531791159
Don't forget drifter. Prodman or flare deserves to win though

Mesa or Corpus VR helmet guy should win, but Flare is probably gonna get it cause they chose the non binary lame ass and the cosplay is bulkier.

howd we get a con sings before /wfg/

>>531789375
illegal tummy

I CAN'T TAKE IT

>>531791248
yeah but a really ugly one so it doesnt count
mesa had the "face hidden and not fat" advantage

MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP

>>531791264
fuck off

>>531791264
fuck on

1st Flare
2nd Baruuk
3rd Manic
Place your bets

WE COME ALIVE MOVIN UNDER THE NEON GLOWWWWWW

>>531791181
The game's dying nigga we're lucky to even get tennocon for a couple more years

>>531790762
That bitch is self absorbed, narcissistic, attention seeking whore who's dragging Warframe down into a gay troon shithole

I actually really like this song but this is a terrible collab cover holy shit

>>531791337
>fatkaya4
share some more of your screencaps

>>531791264
Trvthnvke

>>531791235
Jaina my beloved

>cringekino
>edgekino
>kinokino
It was alright.

yooo my boy buff00n got in the montage

>>531791421
honestly, hope 1st is manic or prodman. then flare

>>531789782
masturbating furiously

>steve playing the guitar for 2 seconds
that was worth seeing the cringe compilation of clips for

haurchefant spotted

>>531791439
why does the mall music not actually play throughout the mall
I wanna jam to this while looking at codas or bounties

I must commit sudoku

Veso'll eat the rest and win by virtue of being the sole survivor

>>531789375
>>531791501
HOLY SHIT

>>531791581
not without me

>>531791431
I'm glad someone else sees Hagbecca for what she really is.
God I miss Steve...

Who the fuck is the middle guy lmfao?

>>531791515
>that gets released as wisps proto
>wisp player playtime drops through the fucking floor

>>531791501
UOOOH MILKY BROWNOID MAKE MINE WEENIE THROB

>>531789375
>>531791501
fugg those are some nice puppies
give that woman a raise

i bet you guys are fun at parties

>>531791501
>belly spillage
awww yeah

I was expecting at least 20 filthy hot Rusalka cosplayers, side boobs galore, with one or two little minx embers heirloomers in tiny thongs with bare flesh painted in glitter!
Maybe next year...!

prodman > manic = baruuk > mesa = flare > drifter > zeloid > rest

>>531791641
>implying it wouldn't increase tenfold

>>531791652
god i'd drink her choccy milk

>>531791501
MOMMY MILKIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>531791501
Taylor looks so much better here compared to her cosplay

https://x.com/ronniebonnee

milk truck

HOLY MILKY

Why the fuck wasn't the winners chosen in pre-judging?

Dad Stalker wins ez

>>531791501
>mammaries on taylor
didnt know she was packing

SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


MOVE OVER REBB

AWGOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAA

>prejudging is key
noted

>>531791715
If they turned her into that bald negress who somehow gets herself shoehorned into everything? Yeah, I'm sure that'd draw players in lmao

prodman>mesa>zeloid

>technically a fattie but the fat distribution went all to her titties
thank god for genes

that jeans button is holding onto for dear life

Prodman better fuckin' win.

bros Ronnie is becoming my DEwaifu

>>531791839
why are you like this?

>the grand prize winner will go home with TEN THOUSAND CANADIAN DOLLARS
wow, $857 USD!

stop sexualizing ronnie

taylor is drugged as fuck

>we finally find a non-hag in DE
>she's fucking stacked

taylor my beloved...

I need Ronnie to nurse me PLEASE, LAWD

TITTY MONSTER

hnnnngggghh the random shouting

>>531791929
your plat purchases funded this btw

>wanted
1. Prodman
2. Manic
3. Flare
>expected
1. Flare
2. Prodman
3. Manic

>>531791892
i think reddit may be more your speed, anon

THE CHAIR

is THAT DE Taylor? Yeah what drugs did she do back stage? Has to be Molly or E

>>531791934
Not my fault she has those MASSIVE monsters

>>531791945
yeah this bitch is clearly high, dunno why they let her on stage

ALBRECHT ENTRATI
WITH THE WHEELED CHAIR

>>531792014
I think you've spent more time there and less time here than I have and still manage to be more schizo

WISP?!

>>531788842
>>531788783
>>531788786
we're going through a tough time, give equinox mains a break...

?????????????????????????

>>531792110
Don't you dare call me Canadian

... Third prize to that wisp? What?

FUCK OFF