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>>531633884
I am the Lone Yari Ashigaru of /twg/
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>>531794725for me, it's hoplites
>>531794876Aren't Pikemen just Hoplites (Long)?
>Jewish name
>obsessed with gold
>lore full of stealing and economic manipulation
What did games workshop mean by tbis
>>531794725>Nippon never everI want to fight against the forces of Chaos with Yari Ashigarumani supported by Imported Sigmarite Rifle Ashigaru with mythical monstrous units like Oni and Kitsune. That would be so fucking kino.
>>531794971in Rome 1 hoplites are basically just pikemen
only in Rome 2 there is a real difference
>>531795079>I will not lie, most of you will probably die during this battle so I can obtain this random magical artifact>But Yahwe- I mean Sigmar will remember your sacrificeZhao Ming is the greatest ally of Sigmar's chosen people.
>no legendary lord with a katana
CA let me down
>>531795434But that is due to how saves work, they can only go down to 2, but toughness can go up to whatever value they want.
They could always rework how saves work, but that is probably a can of worms, its easier to increase toughness and mess with guns and weapons
>>531795515when the latest edition of 40gay came out gw said that there wouldn't be special rules for painting your army certain colors any more and that subfactions would be handled by generic rules. then they went ahead and printed rulebooks for space marine (gold) and space marine (green) before orks and tau got anything. if you thought rats or empire were getting dev favoritism in fantasoi you haven't seen anything yet.
There any good mod lists for 3K? Are mods even actively updated anymore?
>>531795520Unironically sounds like something Yin-Yin would use.
>Heh, one of the first places I went to when I first started exploring the seas was neighbouring Nippon. There, a master swordsmith gave me this katana and told me, "Should you encounter the Chaos Gods, the Chaos Gods will be cut." I have wielded it since then, for more than 10.000 years now.>...Sister, it's completely rusted and the guard keeps falling off. And sea water is awful for these kinds of swords.>It's totally still good! Look, I can cut through that lamp! *swish*>Yeah, because it's made of paper. Look Yin-Yin just because master Hanzo invited you to some dumplings to go with it doesn't mean you have to carry that sword until the End Times.>S-Shut up Li, you just don't know how kindly that old man was...
>>531796269My armies always feel so powerful when playing as Kislev. I can fight Azhag's army + a settlement garrison without breaking a sweat.
>>531795079>>Jewish nameakshually it's German
"gelt" was Middle High German for money from where the Ashkenazi Jews copied the word, spelled geld in modern German
>>531796413What's your favorite army comp. Give me your ideal 20 stack.
>>531796290The idea of an immortal being carrying a normal, unenchanted non-magic sword that is basically just a sword shaped hunk of rust in honor of the kind old mortal man who forged it for her thousands of years ago is actually weirdly beautiful.
>>531796569If you mean for Kislev mid-late game then something like:
1 Ice Witch
1 Patriarch
6 Tzar Guard (Shields)
10 Ice Guard (Glaives)
2 Little Groms
I like to keep my army standing still and just obliterate enemies on the approach.
>>531796774Yin-Yin is the dragon characterized for being adventurous and curious, I could definitely see her being a total sentimentalist that keeps mementos from journeys she's done and people she's met.
Zhao probably keeps some mementos from people too.
>>531796924how does that work when your only ap is the 2 cannons?
Consider recruiting a cavalry unit or two into your next army.
>>531796569Not him but 19 Streltsi is giga-based. 1710 Slavs armed with axe rifles just decimating their enemy with massive firing lines before charging in like its fucking Stalingard is very fun. They might be my favorite gunpowder unit in the game.
>>531797154Ice Guard can get numerous faction boosts. One of them greatly increases their AP damage in both range and melee. They didn't struggle at all when fighting Sigvald's Chosen and Chaos Warriors.
>>531797154Personally I think it doesn't really matter how much armor a unit has when it gets targeted by 4+ units of Ice Guard.
>>531796202The Gathering - Core Object
The Gathering - Heroes
The Gathering - Sandbox
The Gathering - UI
Some Death by Old Age
Less and More Realistic Blood
Better Battle Camera
Recruited Unique Characters Can Use Their Special Units
Face Off (Sun Ren)
Fix TUP + MTU
TUP English Pack V2
MTU/TUP Unique Models for Unique Characters
TUP Family Tree Events
Total Unique Pack
WDG2
Make Them Unique - MTU Characters Remodeled
Unique Dong Bai
MTU Event Add On
Make Them Unique
Enhanced Dust Particles
Units Model Historical Reskin
New and Better Horse Armor for Generals
More Horse Armor Variation and Color Variation
Dead Unit Tell No Tales
1.7.2 Bug Fix
Drunken Panda's Model Pack
This is all what I use
>go back to play total War 2 factions
>they spawn next to chaos who win auto-resolves and get Chaos Warriors early so they can win real fights too
Why God?
>>531798049Why are you play Medieval Total War in 2025? Come play Total War 15 with us.
Is there like a beginner's guide to Total War Ching Chong Bing Bong?
It seems like there are so many beginners traps.
Should I rush food production so we're never starving and I can sell it? Should I rush lower admin cost? Some third option?
>>531798221Go to YT and type in Total War Ching Chong Bing Bong guide
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Chaos Dwarves got a model range in AoS tabletop complete with a new copyrightable name
Anyone else surprised Greenskins don't have gun units
>>531798320I got:
How to Get Started as Liu Chong | Early Game Legendary Difficulty Playbook
is this what you meant?
So did years used to have just 8 months or something like that before Christ?
That must have been a headache to retrospectively adjust.
>>531798507If Liu Chong is who you want to play as, sure.
>>531798493so whats more likely after TWWH3 end times, and TWWH40k
TWWH40k2 or TWWHage of smegmar (with a slight cartoon tweek to asthetics like wow)
>>531797474idk about with campaign cheats, but ice guard normally only do 6 ap damage per shot. shooting at an empire knight for example they will only do 521 damage per volley compared to 1037 against a spearman.
>>531798493>beardless dwarveswho was this supposed to appeal to?
>>531798221It's hard to tell what the traps are now that I'm so used to it but to answer your question: no, not really. Food is really not very profitable as a bargaining chip. If you're struggling early on with keeping food production up there are ways to remedy it without spending build slots on food. You have assignments, for example, which every Champion general (green ones) come with a base assignment that gives flat +4 food. You also have administrators with the food production skill from their tree (available to both Chamions (green) and Strategists (blue)).
If you are massively struggling with food production then you're probably just not at the stage where you should build up your settlements that much. Keep in mind that settlement level past 4 doesn't provide much value for a good while. Most commanderie build templates have a functional version at settlement level 4, and they don't become too much better until level7 which you should only pursue a bit later on when you have a bunch more resources.
You're real goal should be to generate enough gold to afford your armies, If you're spending gold and build slots on getting food for your settlements you're slightly misguided.
>>531797504thanks lad, I'll check them out
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Be honest, how would you feel about Total War: Star Trek? Obviously, it'll take place in TNG era.
>>531796202I'm willing to bet it's probably the most active non-WH modding scene. Definitely not the best though
9 Kislevite Warriors
10 Kossars
Early game perfection.
I'm killing your faction leader in 3K
That's what you get for looking for a wife...
>>531800451Can you steal wives in 3k? Be a fat ugly bastard?
>>531800769Yes, you can literally play NTR man and steal wives in 3K
>>531800821WHY DID THEY DROP THIS MASTERPIECE???
>>531799559I don't really know enough about Star Trek to really know if it would translate well into a Total War game.
Personally I think a Total War: The Elder Scrolls would be so fucking sick. First game could be northern Tamriel with Skyrim, Cyrodiil, Morrowind, High Rock and Hammerfell , second game could be southern Tamriel with the Aldmeri Dominion, Elysweyr, Valenwood and Black Marsh, and third game could be set in Akavir with all the crazy races over there (snake people, tiger people, monkey people and demons, I think) and with DLCs adding Orcs, Daedric forces and Vampires maybe.
I feel like a setting like the Elder Scrools would make way more sense in for a Total War game.
>>531799559BY SIGMAR, NO.
>>531800936You can also use wives to steal more wives while you're busy stealing wives in the battlefield
>>531800940No
Fuck off with this childish shitty idea of elder scrolls we already been trhough that, you fucks think of one very specific picture of a setting you faggots like and think "man this picture I created entirely in my head is so cool! It could totally make an entire game around it!" Then you ask and its barebones as shit.
Kys
What faction in TW gets their core units early on?
Like how Vampre Counts pretty much rely on vampire hero units
What's a faction like that they gets their shit at tier 1-3
>Kroq-Gar starts where his natural direction for expansion will take him into direct competition with a Chaos aligned faction whose bases are all in Uninhabitable climate so actually wiping out the Bird Fuckers will be hard
Fuck they ruined every Wh2 faction.
>>531801267What are you sperging about, schizo? Warhammer Fantasy and The Elder Scrolls are similar enough that an Elder Scroll Total Warhammer would make total fucking sense. They're both medieval fantasy settings with diverse factions. Makes way more sense than fucking 40K, yet retards here seem to actually think that would ever be a thing.
>>531801575Kairos unironically ruined the game for many factions. CA, in their kindness and wisdom, decided that Tzeentch mechanics would be designed in such a way that you literally cannot afford to stay even neutral with them from the moment you discover them. It wouldn't be that bad if Kairos still started within the southlands continent instead of in literal hell that nobody else nearby wants to occupy.
>>531801575This shit is always infuriating
>Tamurkhan's initial war and victory conditions drag him south into the mountains of mourn which is all unsuitable climate despite him inhabiting an ogre body
I don't care about Tides of Delay, but Neferata and the Lahmians sounds like it might be fun
>>531801668Then tell me why elder scrolls would make for a good setting you retard.
>Oh it has armies, it can be a total war!Come on, give it a reson why it should be the fucking setting in a way that cant be boiled down to
>I like stuffIm gonna give you many reasons why elder scrolls fucking sucks as a total war setting
>Elder scrolls isnt about wars, and no wars were ever depicted other than in lore texts>All races are humanoids>All races have the same capacity (oooh , orcs are 10% better at melee than imperials, that totally make them unique!) >No fucking unit variety, its all variations of the same manii.>Lore is an abysmal mess that only bethesda lore retards like.Fuck off and kys, suggest another shitty setting for total war like got or warcraft like a normal person
>>531802286That's why Sonic the Hedgehog Total War would be kino
Is there a mod that removes climate from the game?
No nation is democratic: if we order them to settle in the Chaos Wastes, they're going to build in the Chaos Wastes and they will return the same amount of income and growth as they would in an ideal climate, and they will like it.
>>531802362Atleast sonic is a sega franchise, elder scrolls has never ever been in the radar for CA
>>531802416Climate isn't about liking it, lizardmen can't live in the frozen north for obvious reasons you retard, apply this logic to all the races and you can see why the bonuses kinda make sense. Its about how comfortable the environemnt is
There are some retarded outliers, like elves not liking arid terrain, but its the exception
>>531802168Why did God make me a uggo guy instead of a QT gal
>>531802416Yeah, lots, though I think a more balanced version of it is one of the ones that makes it so you adapt to a climate over time because it takes a bit to settle but like eventually like people adapt
I am the Sun Ren of Victory
>>531802286This is profoundly autistic.
>>531802819Hi red sun of victory, I'm Oog
>>531802416But anon, you can occupy those places, there are just penalties to it, because as you said, you neeed to force people to live there
>>531802991>No argumentSAD!
Many such cases
>>531803069oog don't caare
>>531802629Lizardmen are automatons and will follow orders.
>>531803276And they will have an agonizing existence there, because their biology is not compatible with the environment they are at.
Hence the penalties
>>531802286>Elder Scrolls isn't about warsOblivion and Skyrim were almost entirely about wars between the Imperials and Daedra and the Imperials vs Skyrim.
>All races are HumanoidOkay? Who gives a fuck? Also the races that show up in game aren't the only races in the setting.
>All races have the same capacityWhat the fuck are you talking about?
>No fucking unit variety, its all variations of the same maniiJust like Shogun 2, and its still the best Total War game by far.
>Lore is an obysmal mess that only bethesda lore retards likeYour subjective opinion isn't a good argument.
All in all, I don't understand why you're seething so much about this.
>>531803159You had no arguments worth acknowledging, it was just you having a autistic sperg out.
>>531802168Now, lets see what they look after a dip in the water and their makeup comes off!
>>531803474>Oblivion and Skyrim were almost entirely about wars between the Imperials and Daedra and the Imperials vs Skyrim.huh? Where?
20 guys hitting other 20 (humanoid) demons in the head isn't a war.
>Okay? Who gives a fuck? Also the races that show up in game aren't the only races in the setting.You suggested them, you retard
>Just like Shogun 2, and its still the best Total War game by far.Shogun 2 is the best total war for reasons far beyond the setting, so I don't see your point
>Your subjective opinion isn't a good argument.And you failed to give reasons why it would be a good setting other than
>look guys, there are pictures of cool battles! It can make a good total war because its fantasy and its medieval just like warhammer!
>>531803276The point is that because of the difficult environment, even if they're a faction that follows orders, they will encounter mire difficulties and require more maintenence if they life there
Lizardmen trying to use spawning pools in the chaos wastes will find that more of them come out malformed, and have more difficulty building temples because they have to fight off more weird chaos abominations, so everything gets harder
Even if they're willing to, it's about the hardships that come woth it, not about willingness
That'd why I think adaptation mod works better, cause you can imagine it ages them time to develop and roll out like anti-chaos wards, or for humans in a cold area, they start figuring out how to best live off the spare vegetation, that kind of thing
95 turns later and most of the threats with the chinese ai cheat have been mostly defused, the rats are currently starving to death from not being able to sustain 10+ armies with 2 settlements, so clan eshin would deal with itself
Dwarf Grudgerakers should be available at a lower tier than regular Thunderers. Theres a reason Chorf Blunderbussies get phased out when Fireglaives become more readily available, not to mention if you wanna use them as some sort of flanking missile infantry their job is done better by the Great Weapon Rangers and Irondrakes with flamethrowers
>>531800940disregarding other anon, the TES mod for M2 is pretty cool
I think its a pretty good setting for a fantasy TW
relatively speaking I dont think there are that many fantasy settings with enough world built to have a substantial campaign
>>531802286holy seething 40kek
>>531804117You just lost.
>>531803801Thanks for helping anon
>>531804023a fair amount of fun siege battles were had surprisingly
OH HASHUT IM VOLCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING
Total war 40k wouldn't tlwork because you have to track the ammo in each arm separately
>>531802673I love women, but being one is probably nightmarish
imagine being an emotionally volatile midwit who bleeds out her genitalia once a month, sounds horrendous
Thinking about it. Eggman's Robots in Total War...
>>531804436You're already most of those, and could match all of them if you stop drinking water to give yourself kidney stones
>>531804436>No man is a emotionally volatile midwithue. First day on 4chan eh?
>>531804198there are multiple people laughing at you 40kek, you're having a melty at that fact
>>531804737You are becoming schizophrenic now bethesdacucky?
>>531804805i think you're the one that's having a schizophrenic break by demanding we all individually argue against your seething delusions rather than laugh at them
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>>531798493>AoSlol
remember that time they spend a bazillion dollars on sponsoring every total war youtuber to make videos on that AoS RTS that was totally going to steal the Total War audience? remember how even in /twg/ we had shills posting links to it?
Pepperidge Farm remembers
>>531805130They tried to boost age of sigmar with a dawn of war clone and repeat the same way dow converted into people interested in the setting.
Turns out, that you can't get people interested in your setting if your setting is utter shit
Whos cooler, Gor-Rok or Nakai? They both seem like unkillable badasses
>>531806290Honestly? My dad.
>>531806928Well he does call me Daddy at night if ya know what I mean.
I see we're the 4chan definition of sisterhood
I am a lorelet. Are Orcs related to the forces of chaos in Warhammer 3
>>531808554Are they secretly an Order Faction?
what's the point of vassalization
why shouldn't I just obliterate all of my enemies
>>531808601No
Warhammer fantasy is usually best split into 4, Order, Death, Destruction, Chaos (tho that comes from a different setting but like ehhh)
Orcs aren't chaos but they wanna destroy stuff and cause problems, they're anti-civilixation but not like anti life
>>531808601no they're space fungus
Just played this and thought, what was his fucking problem?
>>531809102funner than you can possibly imagine bucko
>>531808506the orcs care not for chaos, except for calling them 'spiky gits' instead of just 'gits'. Though they reject and kill chaos-corrupted greenskins, unlike the ogres, who don't care about chaos corruption at all, but are still naturally resistant to it due to genetic engineering by the old ones
>>531800940could be awesome
my LL? Dagoth of course
>>531809328Can you imagine an orc powered by khorne though?
>>531809470I've seen an old 3rd ed. illustration of khorne orcs, they didn't seem to be drawn very imaginatively
>>531809470there's a cheat for that
>>531809814That feels kinda wrong
>>531801278>Like how Vampre Counts pretty much rely on vampire hero unitsI've always played the VC's as an overwhelming aerial assault army backed by infantry sheltering mortis engines.
>>531810542Weird question, but I think Kislev, the flavors of demons, and High elves are the top examples of "Getting the units they will use for the entire campaign" very fast
Im sure there might be others but these come to mind
THE BEACONS ARE LIT.
BRETONNIA CALLS FOR AID!
>>531798221>>531798507yes thats the dedicated 3kangdoms autist just dont copy the way he plays the actual battles because that is even more autistic than what l*egend does in warhammer
>>531812220lmao I never stopped to look at ghosts in ladders
>>531810224>fucked sigmar>fucked magnus>fucked karl franzslut.
>>531799392>Most commanderie build templates have a functional version at settlement level 4this
basically if your province does not have a bunch of counties (minor settlements) with industry/commerce income dont bother building it up more than just food + food boost and coin mint for corruption reduction
this way you will be able to actually build up the big boy money making provinces with all your extra food
/ourqueen/ is LIVE!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PipbVx-OR_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PipbVx-OR_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PipbVx-OR_s
>>531812374>fucked up*Fixed that for you.
>>531812507>queenthat depends on how much you like Slaanesh
any suggestions for coop with a buddy? we're both pretty new but maybe there are some qol mods for coop to recommend?
>>531812561no no I meant fucked
as in had sex
as in coitus
as in impregnation and secret shugengan children
as in white boy fever like every other Asian girl ever
>>531813091Don't project your coomer fantasy into canon.
>>531812507>that tranny ass voiceWhy you fags watch this again?
>>531813687>trannyNTA, but she's just a British hag.
>>531813963Sure anon, im sure "she" is
>>531812374>Sleeps with 3 dudes over a few thousand years>slut????
>>531813275it's actual canon
what do you think she meant when she said Sigmar was "impressive"?
you can act like a sexless autist and pretend the implication isn't clear, but normal people can see it clearly for what it is
It's been x years since Champions of Chaos and I just now am playing Azazel, realizing they have better tech trees than the monogod factions as well as different tech trees than "normal" monogod factions. Not anything interesting, just wanted to share.
>>531814334are you actually fucking deaf?
that's an effeminate man if I've ever heard one, you can keep simping for him for all I care but if you post your little internet boyfriend's stream on /twg/ anons will rightfully point your delusions out
>>>/lgbt/ now fuck off cunt
>>531798493well now im gonna have to buy them.
>>531813963I have been listening to the stream for about 5 minutes now, anon, that is a man that went through HRT.
Im not even critcizing it, but its definitely a trans woman
>>531814616>>531814865back to your discord trannies, you will never make your deep voice "valid" by trying to muddy the waters with actual women who just have smoker voices
>>531815062lmao okay anon, just trying to give you a heads up
>>531815062>actual womenkek
ywnbarw and neither will your vtumour boyfriend
>>531815189>>531815219you trannies need to make it less obvious
>>531808734Ally recruit any unique units you want, avoid having to fight them to death (in rare instances where they let you vassalize before their last settlement), they do help you fight sometimes, you can trade with them and make money, you can also trade them land that is inhospitable for your faction.
I stubbed my toe the other day and it's still sore to walk on, LL for this feel?
Is there a way to savescum which voice gets chosen for heroes? One of the two gladelord voices pisses me the fuck off, and the game seem to select it 80% of the time
>>531816660the obvious answer would be one of the two Nurgle demons
but I'll rec you ZOOOOLAHOOOO (Cause his body is 90% stone, it'll make you feel better)
>>531816739glade captain voices **
>>531799265>beardless It's a female.
also Taurox, he's fully made out of bronze except for the back of his neck iirc
>>531817001I wonder if GW have considered making things that aren't shit
>>531816739Such an autistic issue to have
>>531815364sorry to burst your bubble little man, but you needed to be told the truth
you're simping for a dude with an anime girl avatar, being angry and randomly typing 'discord' or 'tranny' or whichever buzzword you think of next won't change the fact you posted a guy and called him, and I quote, "/ourqueen/"
and as embarrassing as that was denying the truth and getting asshurt over it is even more embarrassing for you
>>531817413They have been on a shitty roll since 2017 that is almost impressive
>>531817001>"Finally, representation!"
>>531817464>"yes" Chad face meme*
>>531817232Are you so coombrained that you are incapable of viewing that as anything other than sex?
>>531816739I didn't even know there were instances of lords having different voices
>>531817001literally everything I've seen of age of sigmar looks completely soulless or extremely cringe and gay vibes, often both
I really hope the anons posting that they'll make a sigmar game after warhammer 3 are just shitposting and that CA isn't retarded enough to go for that, because it looks so shit
>>531817756i didn't post the video tranny, i'm just calling out the fact that you are trying very hard to make a hag woman seem like a tranny so that you feel better about your own deep voice. your voice will always be a man's voice and you will never be a woman.
>>531801267But enough about 40spamarinemaniikek
>>531816762I had a feeling nurgle was the correct answer.
Pharaoh (Dynasties) is fun. It's FUN.
>>531819737I agree it's a solid experience, wish it had a bit more challenge to the late game but that problem is hardly unique to pharaoh
Haven't played since the launch month. Von Draken Campaign. What am I in for?
>>531819860need Dunmer wife...
>>531820050Much more streamlined and smoother than Reikland.
>>531820050Lots of guns and explosions.
Pretty damn easy campaign though. Your northern front is covered by Franz so the only one you should be worried about is Vlad or Ogres. Maybe Durthu will give you trouble but usually he doesn't.
Take care of Vlad first then Drycha then go help out Franz.
>>531820050Magical bullets
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>>531820050Von Dragging my nuts across your face
>>531818405Some lords/heroes have variants. Like the Cathay Magistrate having the kino Shogun 2 actor, and some other boring generic one
>Ikit got blown the fuck out by Tilea
>>531820895>Destruction races that are an absolute terror when you play NATO get rolled completely when you'd otherwise want them to do well
>>531797504a lot of this stuff is for romance if you play records theres really no need for all those character model mods because you get cavalry units instead
otherwise pretty good list
>>531821275I've never seen Ikit lose skavenblight. That's weird as fuck.
>>531821837>no kills on your dogs>healthy sharts that you left online with hundreds of kills Have you tried right clicking on their archers with your fast movers?
Total War: Nothing is approaching
Will you lead the Voids, the Nulls, the Zeros, the Blanks, or buy the Nonexisters day one dlc race?
an update for the guy who asked about my Morathi campaign, so far, so good desu, I decided that taking Tyrion out first is the more important choice and its been a nonstop ambush war with the occasional 2v1 army but it seems like Tyrion is running out of good armies especially now that I took Lothern
>>531821680The character models affect you no matter the mode, record mode generals still get the visual changes even on record mode where they have cavalry bodyguards around them. I'd maybe add on some ability mods if they wanted to do records but all the new characters and visual stuff is nice on records mode even if all the cavalry generals are mostly the same functionally.
>>531820895NO SHIT WHEN YOU HAVE THE DOT CHEAT DOT WHITE CHEAT DOTTY SQUARE DOT CORNER CHEAT WHITE DOT DOT
>>531818003Are you so impotent that seeing men who aren't makes you mad?
>>531802416>if we order them to settle in the Chaos Wastes, they're going to build in the Chaos Wastes and they will return the same amount of income and growth as they would in an ideal climate, and they will like it.You want to play Chaos Dwarfs, just do that.
>>531822865DA ARDUGAL EZGARAZ
Chosen (to die).
>>531822380I'm that guy. Based fellow campaignCHAD. I'm an ally with Morathi in my campaign now as a nod to your run. Figured why not as I finished long campaign and one of two VCO routes long ago, and very close to finishing the other two routes as well.
>>531822493i meant it more as it being a waste to remodel one dude in a cavalry formation compared to the single entity generals
the game performance gets worse the more mods you have so cutting out remodels would make the most sense for records
>>531823170based, bad news is my campaigns almost over, I essentially get a Long Victory once I confederate with Malekith + finish the rest of the donut off since Imriks dead, I'm gonna assume Teclis is probably near death and the rest of these stupid Asurcucks are stuck on the donut for the most part, I befriended Skulltaker whos essentially decimating Lustria so Yuan Bo and Mazdamundi have been 0 issue. Army hasnt changed much and if anything I had to forcibly take some RoR to patch some of my army to not lose momentum but honestly once I take out Tyrion I feel like the rest should be easy mode.
>>531823281I suppose so but I like having more characters and for characters already in the game to have unique portraits so naturally TUP and MTU are going to be required for that, and then my autism prefers them to at least look somewhat similar to those portraits on the battle maps, one guy in the middle of a bunch of cav or not.
whats the point of cathayan peasants?
Jade Warriors are so much better and you can get them from a tier 1 barracks, I really don't see the point of peasants outside of maybe an emergency shit stack
>one of twoOne of three*. Other two are almost done as well.
>>531823584>also got friendly with U'ZhulHoly based. Weird turn of events how two twggers are playing those two factions at the same time and are allied with the other in their campaigns.
>>531823642So you can have awful garrisons
>>531823803Oh it was you? Based I was seeing some of your Skulltaker campaign, didn't know it was you
>look back on his progress, Yuan Bo has been destroying himnvm I guess I need to save him but Im a little preoccupied rn, gotta love the moment you befriend any faction they suddenly become shit at their job and die.
Does ranked match actually do anything for TWW3?
>>531823642Economy, mostly. Peasantmannii are dirt cheap compared to Jademannii.
They're also anti-large and you don't get Jade Halberds until tier 3, so they're you're best option for fucking up cav until that point.
>>531814712Old World is fucking expensive, I'm seriously considering a 3D printer
>>531825130YOU NEED A BOON?
>thinks a mix of slaves and wgrinders will protect his flank against JUGGERNAUTS
For Khorne, rats.
The final Tyrion settlement, these Exalted Daemonettes are about to reverse rape all of these highly trained Phoenix Guard in front of Asuryan's shrine
I just realized that the reason I cant play beastmen anymore is because I associate them with indians nowadays, thanks to ancient /twg/ memes
>peepeepoopoo
>rape pasta
Essentially indians
And I feel kinda repulsed
>>531825668I just realized that playing morathi is the best way to play slaanesh because you get all the good units without the shitty autoresolve
>>531825696they're peepeepoopoo rapey but in a good way.
>>531825847I cant help but feel disgusted when playing them because I imagine me shitting all over the map and raping shit covered women
>>531796269"Our blades are giant glow sticks! That's how you can tell they're magic!"
>>531825819Hopefully they add some more units for her to use and also give her red line buffs or something for them when Slaanesh drops, at least these Phoenix Guards died in indescribable pleasure
Reposting just in case
>Siege Livestream Recap
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2514916135
>Steve - 6.3 toward the end of August (14:42)
>Steve - 6.3 TK and Lizardmen rework will not be the same scale as previous Kislev rework (they are doing: Tech-Tree rebalancing; buildings, Heroes recruitment and rank from buildings; TK are getting a new minor feature; Lizardmen are geting new Blessed units; bugs fix and tweaks (19:20)
>Steve - No Geomantic-web rework (21:02)
>Josh - around 20 new Unusual Location coming with 6.3 (25:45)
>Milcho - Gate bug is very hard to fix (52:40)
>Milcho - They are actively looking to allow spiders & Skaven units to climb Walls, and ghosts to pass through Walls in later siege Reworks (57:45)
>Milcho - They have thought about artillery on walls and wish to do it but are not working on it for now (01:00:22)
>Milcho - Reduced the cost of building Siege Equipments (01:02:57)
>>Milcho - Can toggle on/off the ass ladders for those wanting them (01:06:00)
>Milcho - New buildable ladders as Siege Equipment (01:07:49)
>Milcho - Working to make Gates harder to destroy but not just by giving them more health (01:10:27)
>Milcho - Walls towers are deadlier but have a shorter range (01:12:32)
>Milcho - Some characters had the Siege Attacker removed from them (01:18:58)
>Milcho - They may add a way to get some initial Siege Equipments (01:19:13)(01:34:05)
>Milcho - Next big part of Siege rework will be Garrison units, then they will focus on Barricade and Tower (01:36:02)
>Milcho - Want to work on Auto Resolve in general (01:37:50)
Never realised Khornate SGrinders have some laser-esque attack animation, akin to Mutalith Vortex Beasts. Rather flashy and loud.
It's over, they stood absolutely 0 chance, shoutouts to the 2 phoenix guard units that managed to actually kill something
>>531810542>>531801278Delves get all their different AP archers by tier 3 and can boost growth with dictats so you'll have them pretty quick.
Helves get Sea Guard (Shields) at tier 3 and can get good growth bonuses via influence traits or loading saved characters, and Allarielle specifically gets Sisters of Avelorn at tier 3.
Skaven get ratlings at tier 3 and can occupy at higher levels so you can get them super early.
WoC get Chaos Warriors/Chosen via leveling instead of normal recruitment so if you play on Very Hard/Legendary and stack XP boosts you can get them very quickly.
Vcunts and Vcoast can both abuse raise dead to get whatever they want early.
Khorne gets Bloodletters and Chaos Warriors at tier 1 for some god-forsaken reason
>>531817001>female dwarveswho was this supposed to appeal to?
>the only campaign posters are playing Druchii and Khorne respectively
Orderfags don't play this game
>>5318261983/4 of this won't be implemented.
>>531826820My vow is to not brag before a bunch of peasants.
>bait out wgrinder abilities with one unit>then the others swarm inBlood for Khorne.
>>531826820I play all factions, I just favour some over others. I was the guy Franzposting a few(ish?) days ago. Before that was Elspeth and I made some posts about her too, something about how it's the nth campaign with her as I've played her a lot.
>>531802286>All races are humanoidsThis isn't nearly as bad a thing you're saying it is.
>>531826198>No Geomantic-web reworkThen the lizardmen update already fails.
>>531826609Terminally online women I guess, but they never actually buy anything.
Maybe if they make them at least semi-hot maybe they'll salvage some coomerbucks out of the situation.
>>531827426I'd wakooz her drazh kazad if you catch my gorm
Wait, I just checked Dark Elves' roster, they seriously don't have a T5 unit? I would have expected the Kharibydss and Black Dragon would at least be T5.
>>531827637I used to think Dark Elf armies sucked until those warlocks wrecked my infantry line with their bound spells
>>531827603You will be put in the cock milking stockades and like it!
>>531827954their army is strong but its just odd to not see a T5, I dont think its like a metric for units because some lower tiered units work better than higher tiered ones, just kind of threw me off, I also like the Doomfire Warlocks too, the Cold One Knights all suck but those guys are strong
>>531828517CA has realized that no one actually plays past turn 100 so they've been knocking every single unit down a tier or two to make them more accessible. That plus powercreep and keeping up with AI cheats or something
At this point I'd settle for some Civ style pacing options just so early game units can still have a use past turn 10
>>531827637Khaine Giants, Lords of Oblivion and Magma Dragons SOON.
>>531828762Face straight out of a WEG
>>531828517cold one knights are good
doombolt just got buffed so doomfire warlocks are strong now too
What would you like for a Slaanesh campaign mechanic. And yes yes, sex, rape, etc No, I mean for real. In the game would people be expecting Dechala to basically have another "Changing of the Ways" style dashboard except it is exclusively for factions she has vassalised? Like make vassals go to war on her behalf whilst she doesn't have to get involved but still reap the rewards?
Short, long, and all three routes done. I'd consider doing another domination victory but I'm too exhausted from this sprint.
>>531829667whatever it is i hope it has nothing to do with friendly ai vassals/allies because the ai is too shit for that to ever be worth outside of ally recruitment
>>531830048After a bit of a break I'll play some chill and ezmode Kislev. I'll give Kostaltyn a try for once.
>>531830197>113 turns played in a single daywhat the fuck
>>531830308Not that hard with Skulltaker. Once you fully upgrade the cloak, you can just autoresolve all battles
>>531830308Is that.. odd?
>>531832540About that. This is how it finished. But honestly the game is great to leave on and do whatever else while you wait for your turn again. I typically read between my turns. Sometimes some exercise, some cleaning etc. It's easy to be in the zone and keep that momentum. No drugs involved, other than dark tribal music which really fits this faction.
>>531828517Cold Ones have gotten a lot better ever since they patched their collision boxes.
You need magic/Dark Riders to set up their engagements, but they hit like a truck.
>>531832705Something about the orc skull looks off compared to the skulls of the other races there.
>>531833343>Something about the orc skull looks offthat's cause it's not a DOOMSKULL KABAAANU...NIIIIBURTU!
What is the absolute hardest faction/lord start in TW3?
>>531833794any of the weaker LLs that are in the middle of the map I guess, being on an edge is such an advantage that it even makes Daniel viable
Does anyone else get memory leaks after a period of time of playing Warhamz 3, because I end up getting them which lowers performance and causes like a 0.25 second freeze whenever I tab in or out of the game until I restart my PC
>>531833794Imrik, but only for the start. You're sandwiched between the Chao Dwarfs, Ghorst and Kurgath., plus Skaven to your east.
Once you've knocked out Azorath and get Imrik on his dragon, you kinda start to snowball though.
>>531829667>N'kariBoosted base Seduction mechanic (he is THE seducer).
Hunt for Aenarion's heirs (target some random elf characters)
>DechalaSex juice potions crafting to force Vassalization
Gaining her demon princess status
>MasqueCollecting various dances from different races/factions
Ability to teleport herself where factions are doing festivity on campaign map (you know like the Province edict "Host Festag")
>>531833794Khalida. Your starting capital is a minor settlement. You only have one army to begin with and have to wait for a few turns for your research to even recruit a 2nd army. Your standard recuits are spears, your missile units are limited and you start at war with a vampire faction that is in control of a major settlement that you want, they can have more than 1 army, the area is shaped so you are on one side of a small donut so if you go one side 1 of their armies might sneak from the other side, them being vampires means unless you fight them inside a settlement they might instantly come back after battle. And when you do finally beat the vampires, your next enemy will likely either be Thorek and/or Kroq-Gar unless you play the diplomacy game, of which at that stage of the campaign, might have to require selling a settlement just to get them to agree to a NAP.
Which campaign requires the most varied of units in your army?
>>531834967Chorfs, Beastmen, because your recruitment is capped
>>531835014Recruitment cap should be in a base game.
>>531835263for all factions I mean.
>>531835263>We should limit how much fun the players can have.spoken like a true out of touch game designer
>>531835545Doomstacks and poorstacks that AI makes aren't fun to play against. Armies should be thematic imo.
>>531828405If there was an option to restore the Han in the 8p campaign I would do it. Fuck the Jin
>>531835743Okay, so make that true for AI but let players build whatever they want.
As Malekith, I like having 5 units of Black Guards and 3 units of Executioners for example. Don't limit that. I enjoy that setup (amongst other units obviously such as darkshards and monsters)
>>531832549do you not fight battles yourself?
>For the final DLC for TW3, CA announces 3 faction updates as usual + Pontus
How would you react?
>>531836159If they are valiant defeats
>>531836587YWNBAR Persian OR a Greek, Mithridates, you unholy mutt
>>531835974I've always been a big believer in Unit Limits and hard encoded low-agent limits for AI because there isn't anything fun about ending turn and 40 agents pushing actions against you as well as ports being permanently blockaded
>>53182682099% of the people still playing this game are playing Empire/Chaos with 200 mods installed, wishing it was 40k instead.
Speaking of Malekith, how do I play as him without eating shit? Grombrindal and Valkia are way too fucking powerful already from turn 1, let alone turn 20 when both are encroaching very hard. How the fuck do I stave off either asshole from wrecking me?
>>531836681Heroes should have their own slot like in older WH games where you could embed an agent in an army but its limited to like 4 to 5 heroes at most, being only able to put 2 of a hero at most in 1 army (mages are always limited to 2 regardless of lores) herostacking is honestly some of the worst when it comes to cheatstacks and need to be limited
I'm going to do a L/VH Dark Shard only campaign
>>531837883No fun allowed I see. Next time, shut up kindly good sir.
>>531837895Daring today, arent we
>>531837895With DAHK BLADE?
>>531838027I just want to blast...
>>531826198>we keep the gates in their bugged states and make them harder to destroy
>>531837994>I need to spam heroes to win!You're part of the reason why Noble, Administrator and Knowledgeable were nerfed
>>531838064You better believe it!
>>531838147>I need to spam heroes to win!Already reflecting ?
>>531837883>>531838147>player choice is a bad thingYou'd be great at CA anon, you should apply.
THERE WILL BE NO FUN ALLOWED IN THIS DOJO
NERF IT NERF IT NOOOOOOOOW
>Limit and adjust AI to make more thematic armies befitting for their lords (if their economy allows it, minor cheating allowed)
>Don't limit players from making fun builds because it is primarily a singleplayer game and players should get more free reign.
how is this a difficult concept to grasp?
>>531838450Doomstacking and herostacking are nufun
>>531838553You are literally in charge of the buttons you press
>>531838553Literally who the fuck is stopping you from just not doing that? You're not forced to doomstack. You can build varied armies that still perform just as well as a doomstack does, the only difference is you might have to think more.
>>531838553>I don't like the way you play so don't play that way pretty please :3
>>531838659Other people should not be allowed to play that way because its the wrong wayz simple as
>531838553
>nufun
/v/ is here
>>531838726>>531838553Okay, you got me. That was good bait. 9/10.
Holy shit Khorne vs TK is the most awful thing ever you need to bring 2 stacks against a 12 stack just to make a dent in them
>>531826820The most played campaign is still vanilla ass Reikland.
Daily reminder that if you use doomstacks, you haven't beaten the game because you cheated.
the player
>>hm maybe I'll put my artillery behind the hill in the back with some infantry and 1 cavalry backup
>hide my shooters in the forest
>put my infantry in a defensive formation on the plain to lure him out, with 1 other cavalry to protect the flank
>when battle starts and he moves his army to encircle my infantry I will roll out my cannons up the hill and reveal my shooters and get the demon in crisscrossing deadly field of killzone fire
the AI
>hm maybe I will make 1 horizontal line with my entire army and move forward until I connect with either the player or the other side of the map
>spend EVERYTHING to take down skarbrand
>after the battle
>teehee reforged back now randomly teehee fight him again
fucking lame
>>531840758>>hm maybe I will make 1 horizontal line with my entire army and move forward until I connect with either the player or the other side of the mapThis is me on legendary
>>531839115Not the most awful. At least Khorne likes to use Letters that aren't that hard to handle with Archers, Dwarfs are all tough motherfuckers and because Kangs get armies and decent units extremely slowly, you're outclassed in both quality and quantity heavily. Motherfucking Thorek can solo your stack as well, it's like he was designed in a lab to counter current Tomb Kings
>>531840758Practically you're still just making a line, you can't mindgame an AI (or a player because they can see what you have in the loading screen)
>>531838106Actually he said it took them 3 differents try but they managed to fix the bug now (he hope).
For the Gates defense he didn't say much (but i guess maybe the Gates will be able to shoot arrows or flame now on people attacking it)
Why isn't there a button to outline for me where all my models will be positioned once they have completed their movement instead of just fucking arrows!?
>>531841674This is basic tactics gameplay and fucking Dark Omen had AI that would cater to that kind of strategy. I'm playing Kislev it's no fucking secret that if I make a horizontal line too I will win this anyway, I'm asking for the game to be FUN
>Valmir Go-In-the-Hole
>sexually harasses Ulrika then proceeds to rape two cannons (just the cannons, not the crews) before dying
Which LL is the best to start as Nurgle if you haven't played him before
>>531844320Tamurkhan is the overall easiest/strongest. I'd recommend Epidemius as he's forgettable so when you play the other two you'll be more interested/have more fun.
Which Total War Warhammer is "easiest"/most beginner friendly? New to the series and want to try a Warhammer game. The trilogy is a bit expensive for a game I might not like. 1 and 2 are essentially the same price, 3 is a bit more and the trilogy is much higher. Is base game 2 a good choice?
>>531844649get 3, use a Russian hack to unlock all the DLC, play Grimgor Ironhide. KARL ZOGGIN FRANZ! WHAT A LOOSAH!
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md5: 32d39e6eba2932242636d6e7f3a0948a
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Requestan crossover art of Gelt and Zerbe
>>531844761Your post just reminded me that I've yet to play Grimgor since they've added shielded BOrks. Might be time to crump some 'umies with him next.
>>531798493I just LOVE the new WoW-inspired Chorf range.
>>531827342This! The Web shit was basically a "if nothing else update this!" and this confirmation basically torpedoed my interest in what they're doing for the lizards.
>>531845425>This!Holy reddit
>>531844649WH3 is where you should start, counterintuitively. WH2 and especially WH1 are EXTREMELY out of date. Play the Immortal Empires campaign, not the Realms of Chaos campaign. Cathay is the recommended new player campaign, particularly Zhao Ming.
If you like what you see, note that WH2 and WH1 will go on sale at like 50% to 75% off in the future.
>>531845345they should have leaned more into the otherwordly fucked up profaned occult aspect of some of the the Tamurkhan Chorf models, but AoS has always been a lost cause
>>531837035Sell off a province to the midget for a non-aggresion pact. Valkia dies pretty easy.
>>531844761>>531845542Thanks, the more I google this the more confused I get. So I just buy 3 and then the DLC from 1 & 2? Not the actual 1 & 2 games?
>>531846070you buy 3 and download creamapi or koalageddon. Pic unrelated, it's a dwarf profaning himself through unnatural dark sorcery
>rushes in by himself, only soon followed up by fast shit like dogs, manticore, and then daemonettes, as his warriors run across the entire field, then dies before said warriors even make contact
>>531844816is that a fucking wig
>>531846070Uh not quite. Let me try and explain it as simply as I can.
WH3 is the "base game", with the giant Immortal Empires game map, with its base game races.
WH2 and WH1 are the "old base games", which when purchased, let you play as their respective old base game races.
There are separate DLCs all three games which add new races and factions. All of these can be viewed from the WH3 steam store page.
If you don't want to pay $$$ for DLCs, you can use CreamAPI to acquire them for a 100% discount.
im having 0 fun with TKs I think im gonna end the campaign its just completely miserable
>>531845345Honestly, it really could have been a whole lot worse.
>>531846571>WH2 and WH1 are the "old base games", which when purchased, let you play as their respective old base game races *INSIDE WH3*.Minor addition for clarity.
>>531846598Loreful.
>>531846945I dont mind that its hard not at all its just TKs are so fucking Sloooooowwwwww to start you get fun units like turn 80 and you can get like one meanwhile everyone is running around with 9000 cannons guns unkillable infantry, grail guardians, keepers of secrets etc etc
God I can't wait for the DoW DLC for cool and unusual units in every army, friend or foe
playing skaven for the first time, they're so weird
>>531849295Do you have the Ikit Claw DLC?
>>531849572yeah I've got everything, playing ikit right now
>tfw playing as Cylostra Direfin/The Drowned in Warhammer2
What are some good LL defeat traits to aim for, specifically to try to make bloated corpses better, in terms of things speed, missile resistance, physical resistance and the like?
>>531850241You can't make Bloated Corpses better, and Cylostra has an early WH2 tier skill tree, so they only get cheap. All the defeat traits give your stuff stats like MA, MD, iirc leadership, neither of these will help them. Cylostra's probably the best ranged lord though, don't underestimate the impact having magic attacks on everything has, so you can just give her a handgunner stack
>>531799832That is a very strong early army but I think that
9 High Elf Spearmen
10 High Elf Archers
Would probably outmatch it.
I am really looking forward to the Tomb King and Lizardmen updates.
I feel like the tools to make Aranessa the most interesting Coast faction is there. Give her access to all the pirate themed units, including slayer pirates. Reskin gunnery mobs into living handgunners with adjusted stats. Have living reskins Prometheans and Leviathans that only Aranessa's faction can recruit. The difference being without the undead tag they can now route instead of melting. But also keep the option to turn units undead, you can wave it off by keeping Vampire captains around who can use their powers to turn them in an irreversible process (bit like the Chaos Warband upgrade). Give her a special Promethean mount with updated stats and animations that doesn't make it suck shit. Rework her campaign so that there's more incentive to go and plunder various ports and land cities (like throwing in special items in certain regions) and such.
>>531851845Maybe against light cavalry. The kislev army can just go into full melee and surround the elves, archers cant fight in melee but kossars can.
19 Chaos Warriors of Khorne
I know what you're thinkin'. Did he fire only 19 shots or 20? This being the Dreadquake Mortar, the most powerful artillery piece in the Immortal Empires and could blow your infantry unit clean off, you have to ask yourself: 'Do I feel, lucky?' Well do you, punk?
>>531852684Sir, I am playing as the Ogre Kingdoms.
>>531844649>>531846070TWW1 give you acces to all theTWW1 contents you own.
TWW2 give you access to all the TWW1 + TWW2 contents you own.
TWW3 give you access to all the TWW 1 + TWW2 + TWW3 contents you own.
TWW1 base contents is Empire / Orcs & Goblins / Vampire Counts / Dwafs / Bretonnia.
You have acces to 1 campaign map: the Old World.
TWW1 DLC contents is Warriors of Chaos / Beastmen / Wood Elves / Norsca / Grim & Grave / King & Warlord
(There are basically two types of DLC, the ones adding totally new races to the game; the ones adding units and factions to existing races).
TWW2 base contents is High Elves / Lizardmen / Dark Elves / Skaven / Bretonnia.
You have acces to 2 campaign maps: Vortex and Mortal Empire (ME is basically TWW1 map + most of TWW2 combined).
TWW1 DLC contents is Tomb Kings / Vampire Coast / Queen & Crone / Hunter & Beast / Prophet & Warlock / Shadow & Blade / Warden & Paunch / Twisted & Twilight / Silence & Fury
TWW3 base contents is Kislev / Cathay / Khorne / Nurgle / Slaanesh / Tzeentch / Daemons / Warriors of Chaos / Bretonnia.
You have acces to 2 campaign maps: Realms of Chaos and Immortal Empire (IE is basically TWW1 map + most of TWW2 and TWW3 combined).
TWW1 DLC contents is Ogres / Chaos Dwarfs / Champions of Chaos / Shadow of Change / Throne of Decay / Omens of Destruction
Note:
Some races from TWW1 have been reworked in TWW2, and some TWW1 and TWW2 races have been even more reworked in TWW3.
You don't need to own TWW1 or TWW2 to use a DLC from TWW1 or TWW2 in TWW3; for exemple you like Beastmen race but don't want to purchase the whole TWW1 ? No problemo you just need the Beastmen DLC and you will be able to play them. Or you like Lizardmen and Beastmen races but you don't want to purchase the whole TWW1 and TWW2 ? No problemo you just need the Silence & Fury DLC and you will be able to play the 1 Lizardmen character and the 1 Beastmen character from the DLC.
>>531853023I can see why some people are scared away from these games or don't bother with it.
>>531852798I could have included 'Well in all of this enslavement I kind of lost Dhrath myself'
The hell are slayers doing lazing about in a Thunderbarge? They're not seeing any combat personally and if the ship is shot down they don't die in honorable combat but falling on their heads from a great height.
>>531855580>shoot at dragon from thunderbarge>dragon destroy thunderbarge>*die*>Ancestors happy because you died in combat
>>531855580There is a small chance during combat that the Spirit of Grungni's bombs will drop a slayer with it's bombs, riding it Dr. Strangelove style. But you have to be paying attention.
>>531855580>Thunderbarge crashes>a group of freshly inebriated slayers pops out and continues to wreak havoc
>>531855580They may also be disgraced engineers, like Malakai or Gotrek, so by being there and managing the Barge they are in combat.
>>531823642They're skavenslaves (good), you support your good stacks with 1-2 peasanmanii stacks
My favorite part of TWW:WH? Hearing greenskins speak corrupt dwarfish in a degenerate and evil perversion of everything that both races stand for
>>531840758>>hm maybe I will make 1 horizontal line with my entire army and move forward until I connect with either the player or the other side of the mapThat's an excellent tactic for melee armies though
>>531857990Why didn't Napoleon just outfit all of his soldiers with long bayonetts and make a big line and just surround the enemy? Could have won.
>>531858794tfw napoleon was a noob and didn't have minotaurs
>>531859360My first loss in Total War: Warhammer was as Karl Franz against Khazrak and his Minotaurs.
HOW
are yellow turban rebels
so powerful
AREN'T THEY PEASANTS?
>>531860241the first Ming emperor was a cattle herder and bandit of peasant stock
>>531823642Legend said you should never build barracks
>>531860241Because THE YELLOW SKY WILL SOON ARISE!
>>531826473>Mutalith Vortex BeastsI keep forgetting those are a thing since I never fight lategame Tzeentch (does anyone?) and playing one of their two lords gets boring long before you can get them.
>>531861515>sees one emaciated bandit at the edge of village>NOBLEMAN SAVE US SEND YOUR ENTIRE FORCE AT ONCE HELP US PLEASE LET US INTO YOUR CASTLE PLEASE NO AIEEEEEEknow your place dirt monger
>>531861652That's what the billhook is for silly
>>531860954I fought late-game Tzeentch a bunch on that U'Zhul run and vs'd those monsters a few times. Vilitch is great fun and I like to do monster themed armies with him too so Mutaliths are to be used! They're pretty cool. I only realised recently that they're seemingly the same or similar creature as Slaughterbrutes.
>hm maybe I will make 1 horizontal line with my entire army and move forward until I connect with either the player or the other side of the map
trve roman stratagem sorry you're a dishonest dog
>>531860241that one unbreakable unit they have is complete bullshit
Blessed Saurus look so much cleaner with their lack of faction warpaint, wish you could just customize your colours
>>531862619You can if you edit the files (make your own mod). It's in DB > Factions Tables
Pic' is an example of what I changed Zhatan to look like via the pack editor (I don't use it anymore, but it's enjoyable to learn and experiment). It can be a bit of a chore going in and out of the game to just test the colour changes. Something integrated would be much nicer perhaps.
>>531860241a yellow sky over china soon noblecuck
Playing as Grom, I have a military alliance with Manfred, Wulfrik and Skarsnik. They all hate each other. Should I just wait until they attack each other?
>>531863289liggers shouldn't have good things
>>531863289Its less than 1%, at 1% everything around it had perfect vigor.
Blame MP fags
>>531861995just wait until you realize how many other monsters in the game use the same skeleton
>>531863289That probably gives some very small amount that engine rounds up to closest full number (or it's broken).
>>531863916I'm fine with a nerf, it should just show the decimal
Are wight kings the blandest heroes in the game? There's literally nothing special about their skill tree and they don't do anything other than auto attack
>>531863927Ancient Wyrm
Why are all game companies haunted by this, even Monster Hunter has tons of it
Mice here, gonna do some warmup doodles.
give me some ideas.
>>531864147They're very effective and very cool. That alone is better than half of the heroes in the game.
>>531863289Ah yes, MP balance
>>531864225can you draw tsundere valkia in a sundress?
>>531864194Because it works just as well, your brain is semi-easily tricked into thinking it's unique because of the body mesh and attacks and it saves them a ton of resources and budget (this is the #1 reason because capitalism is a cancer)
Tzeentch... elspeth... who else has cool mechanics
>>531864225bretonnian knight struggling to uphold his vows when confronted by seductive and salacious skinks
>>531864225How about Miao Ying simping for Sigmar; not so subtly presenting some cleavage to him.
lore on early warhammer is so weird. Specifically the bit about Aenarion going to draw the sword of khaine. Nurgle, Tzeentch and Slaanesh trying to persuade him not to is hard to swallow enough but Khorne? He would totally be all "yeah dude, pick it up, let's get some real carnage going on!"
>>531864713>gook thinks she can seduce a widow
>>531864225Miao Ying giggling and blushing like a school girl when meeting Sigmar
>>531865404I'm sorry I didn't mean it
>>531864942That's because she can
Meow Meow is only for IMRIK, Franz has sex with Katarin, and Alarielle, and the Sisters, and Morathi, and Repanse, and Elspeth, and Emmanuelle, and...!
>>531866215>Meow Meow is only for IMRIKOk reddit.
>>531864942Gook is for Filipinos and Koreans, chink is Chinese.
>>531866218Fucked on actually.
>>531866186>playing Cathay>need to cast my Constellation of the Dragon>click Shugengan>"WE ARE SIGMAR'S HEIRS!"uh?
>>531866517I thought gooks is what burgers called vietcong dudes?
>>531866186Soon to be replaced by Reiklander-based Shuggenan when Miaos friendship with Franz blossoms
>>531866701They were the third to be called gooks after Filipinos and Koreans.
>>531866952Fair enough. I only ever heard the word in that one Clint Eastwood movie and 4chan.
>>531866749based drawfriend
>>531863916>at 1% everything around it had perfect vigor.Like Thorek (and every runelord and runesmith)?
>>531866749is that a bretonnian earring?
>>531864225Gelt staring at Elspeth's boobas while she's autistically trying to analyze the situation, the motivation behind his staring, and what he could possibly covet from her. Her scythe? Her power? Her fashion? His inscrutable gaze increasingly discomforting her as they both stand motionless on the sidewalks of Pfeildorf.
>>531864225Khalida beating a Neferata shaped pinata with a baseball bat
What's the deal with Warhammer and fat fucks on mobility scooters? Like half the characters can't walk, it's so silly
Is ROC still playable with all the new updates that happened(for example Kislev rework)? I really want to do it but I don't want to play a broken campaign andwaste my time.
>>531866749it's great thank you, she looks so embarrassed <3
>>531868908MAZDA QUA BOK BOK
>>531868908America is a very important market, representation sells.
>>531826198CA plz just make defenders able to build catapults and shit with supply and have them cost supply to fire
>>531869245because ixti grubs just don't befit a 2nd gen Slann
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>>531869969>but daaaaaaad, I don't WANT to fellate the stinky barbarian, why do you make me to EVERYTHING?
>>531870330Not canon
>"Impressed and curious in equal measure, and sensing the significance of Sigmar's reign, the Celestial Dragon dispachtech no less an ambassador than his own daughter and the commander of his vast armies, Miao Ying, to the court of the Heldenhammer. The Storm Dragon travelled by ship to the west, pausing her journey amongst the Dragon Maw islands to exchange pleasantries with the Sea Lord of Ulthuan and learn more of the enigmatic barbarian chieftain who had unified the west. From there dispatched messengers to the port of Marienburg to hearld her coming, finally choosing to travel the last leg of her journey by Sky Lantern in order to make her arrival as momentous as possible.">"Upon meeting Sigmar, Miao Ying was taken aback. She had expected to meet a gruff and warlike barbarian but was instead presented to an intelligent and eloquent king who wore his authority with an easy grace. Impressed the Storm Dragon gladly extended her father's friendship to the western Emperor, offering wealth and knowledge for trade. Sigmar, Keen to make powerful allies, accepted the Celestial Dragon's freindship, offering oaths of kinship to the eastern Emperor"
>>531864225Sqvire x Bladesinger AU where bladesinger is a DRVCHII
>>531869969Bretonnian hands drew this drawing
IT'S UP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR0IqfNJaOw
>>531871053but that is how sigmar looked like thougheverbeit
Do AI cheats just means you're forced to rely on hero spam and cheese?
>>531871379No but cheese will make your game easier
>>531871379idk I spam heroes anyways because it's fun
>>531871116That is how Sigmar look as a certain point in time.
Yet when Miao Ying met Sigmar, he was already in his "King Conan" phase; she was impressed by his eloquence and intellect.
>>531871116nuh uh you stinky elf worshipper
33,942 In-Game
Not bad, not bad...
>>531868880That's it for today, might do more tomorrow.
>>531864225Fire elf magefu during her psychotic pyromaniac episode
Isn't this a really good starting army?
>>531872480Yep, though you'll need it to weather the Vampire storm on higher difficulties.
>>531872480Mostly because of the cannon and rockets oh and engineer
>>531872480crypt horrors are no joke
>>531872245thank you, looks cute
>>531872480>Khatep can't have his Hierotitan>Elspeth starts with a cannon AND Helstorm
>>531872785Alith lost his moondragon NEVER forget
Will TW40K get imperial knights? If so what do you predict will be the best way to cheese them?
>>531872480It's the Empire equivalent of starting with a giant monster, but CA won't nerf it because A) powercreep DLC and B) they want Empire to be babby's first playthrough
>>531872785Yeah, quite inconsistent. And now they are killing LL siege attacker trait, probably without balancing starting armies.
>>531872480The rocket are the heavy hitters mostly.
Ironsides are also solid.
A single unit of cannons isnt enough
>>531819737>>531820030I think forts and juggling all the upkeep reduction effects is annoying but the game is definetly not bad.
>>531872975Depends on a lot of shit.
First of all, CA needs to implement actual terrain in their maps.
Afterwards, Knights would be a complete pita to balance, like they are in tabletop.
Honestly? CA should just merge them with imperial and chaos factions and call it a day, its certainly what GW should have done ages ago.
>>531872975Yes
Wasting their ammo while running left and right with a flying unit
>>531819737Ummm you can't just say that
>>531873072I can't imagine how insufferable will be to play N'kari after the siege rework.
The only saving grace of playing slaanesh on sieges was N'kari being a rape machine once it gets inside
Rangers are actually pretty good at ambushing
>>531873613I feel like im too shit to use stalk and other "hidden" units properly
>>531873534They did kinda said on stream that they might leave Siege attacker trait for huge lords.
>>531873715I read somewhere about archers being able to shoot inside gatehouses, which would also be horrible for N'kari.
>>531873695It's hard to base an entire army off of it unless you're playing as crooked moon or clan eshin imo, but I try to keep a few in every army with most factions
rangers are good because they are fast and can run through trees, so on Ulthuan where every battle map has trees you can just send a few of them into the forest to either scout for enemy units or get behind them while they are charging your exposed units
in this case there were darkshards in the trees that didn't have time to react by the time they saw me
>>531874128I feel like the AI always manages to send someone in the direction of the unit I hid, and its rarely a unit that can be fucked by the stalk unit.
It usually happens more often against big armies since they are very fucking wide
Yin-Yin, as a character published by GW in 2025, will surely have one of those dumb Age of Sigmar haircuts where half the head is shaved (not sure what they're even called, but every recent warhammer female character has it)
>>531874740Idk why you fags obsess over yin-yin
>>531874307yeah it's not something you can completely rely on, but if you keep a couple of ambushing units around they can surprise you sometimes
>>531874778it's very ugly and very dumb
>>531873852Every range unit can shoot through gatehouse if gates are open, since they can see enemy entities. It works best if it's just one unit standing and watching the gates
Not quite related but AI just sometimes opens the gate for some reason and part of your troops might get trapped at the enemy side (Ancient Evil Gate Bug). Gates also might just stay open thanks to enemy units stuck in the blob.
Of course nothing of that actually helps N'kari. As in the matter of fact, they said they will buff gates and tower health, I really have no clue how homo daemons are supposed to take cities raw with the new changes, I guess autoresolve or build as much towers as you can before Rohan cav arrives.
CA on stream also entertained the idea of a unique siege skills for lords, like instant siege equipment and stuff.
>>531875157I suppose that their autoresolve "fix" will include shit like slaanesh units being absolute ass at autoresolving, otherwise its gonna be total cancer for dechala
>Sigvald gives me two bounties to take a territory for him
>Take the effort to go out there and take it
>The settlement is owned by his vassal
Dumb fuck
>>531874968Its not that ugly and it's dumb, it can look good, like on her
>>531801575Worst thing is the anti-player bias which makes them so annoying
>Discover random Tzeentch minor faction who is war with 3 other factions bordering him, while I am on another continent>AI starts to spam all Tzeentch abilities at me: halt army, transfer settlement, force peace with faction I am conquering settlements from, despite being steamrolled by his neighbors who he could slow down and force peace with >Luckily he gets wiped out in couple dozen turns due to ignoring his neighbors
>>531801575Everything below the desert in the southlands is absolute trash tier starts because most of them (I think all of the races there) have incompatibility with chaos wastes and they will have to deal with kairos.
Not even mentioning the fact that mors usually takes over everything aswell
>>531875347Yeah, Sofia might also kill dwarfs autoresolve rampage. We gonna have to wait and see.
>>531872102this game has a suprisingly stable playerbase
>>531875659The webm that killed a race
>>531864147Traits like disciplined and item equipping are the only reason to bring them.
>>531875659Wasn't this from TW2 or does it still count the "uses up all their ammo" thing?
>>531876139That is definitely tw2, just look at the campaign mechanic in the top
>>531801575Teclis was absolutely deleted from the game.
>Start with 2 choices>One is to beeline kairos before he starts fucking around with changing of ways or get too big in antarctica. You have only one province, your starting army kinda sucks and its all chaos wastes down there, which you have red compatibility.>Two is to ignore kairos and fight lizardmen, and then get innevitably backstabbed by kairos sitting 2ft away from your capital, and get your settlements stolen all the time.Might aswell not exist in whh3
I'm playing an Arbaal campaign, and I have a question, does the cultist warshrine genuinely suck? It seems like on foot or horseback is always better. How should I be using the cultist that I started with?
>>531864147do they not get scabskrath in single player?
>>531876874The Udivided, Tzeentch and Khorne shrines are pretty underwhelming.
The Nurgle and Slaanesh ones are cracked.
>>531872785I think the Tomb King changes were done by some CA guy when he thought they should make the starting armies weaker, but the guy only got around to some races. This sort of shit was understandably disliked, so the newer added armies with DLC/FLC have regular starters that don't suck shit. Shame about Tomb Kings. Khatep lost Hierotitan, Settra lost Warsphinx, Arkhan lost Scorpion, and Khalida lost some snake units, I forgot which ones. They basically all start with only t1/t2 skelemanii with maybe 2 tomb guard, which is not only weak, it's also unfun and boring. Hopefully the "QOL changes" include starting armies adjustments.
>>531828405Hell yeah brother. 8P is mechanically a much tighter campaign, it's unironically the second best start date. The lack of unique characters makes it feel more like a classical TW game as well, so it's a good candidate for records mode if you're ever interested.
>"Im such a happy cuck! I'm just happy when Sigmar lets Miao keep the window open so I can hear!"
>>531801837Kairos used to start in the Southlands, but some players whined and they moved him downwards.
>>531877365why would he care about that old hag miao when Yin-Yin is seeking a special relationship with the Elves of Ulthuan?
>>531877365i used to room with a bbc oreo manwhore and he was always bringing home young white girls and slamfucking them every other night, it was the best source of jack off material i have ever had
>>531877365>Ratfag has assumed his final form as a NTR fagGrim.
>Imrik turned Druchii in ET because Miao choose to date another man
Imrik? Lost
Miao Ying? Colonized
Sigmar? New Patriarch of Nangau
>>531874740I understand age of sigmar overuses it, but to me it'll always be the fallout raider(female) haircut
>Playing Teclis vs Kairos on Legendary
>4 units of archers focusing their fire take like 5 minutes to kill a single unit of Blue Horrors
What the actual fuck. This campaign seems impossible.
>>531879605It is not impossible, but its the worst campaign in the game right now
>>531879232Orcz wuz made for fightin'!
Arbaal is best if I want to focus almost entirely on Chosen units, right?
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>>531879531>Karl FranzYER MAKING ME AAAANGRY!
I'm going to play that attila medieval mod
>>531880230Valkia and Arbaal are both good
>>531880230Vilitch is also good solely for teleport stance
I love TW but I think the voice-acting, particularly for Chaos is somewhat lacking. Mark of Chaos did a much better job with some of the voicework on that front imo.
Also I really wish TW had duels like 3K/MoC does.
>>531880992I've been postponing my purchase of 3 for a long while and it kinda struck me how there's a gap in voiceacting quality between 1+2 and 3, or maybe it's just me
Why are fags talking more about 3k recently?
Anything happened?
I gotta admit, its making me miss 3k
>>531880992tw is mogged by almost every other rts when it comes to voices
>>531879232Why did he does that ?
>>531881192The voicework is generally fine, the actual dialogue has definitely gotten shorter and worse though
Compare Vlad and Orion's diplomacy lines to any recent DLC character
Will Vampire Coast ever get an update?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2J6cKX9SFc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGgJwuId5fk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIASVNprMN4
Absolute kino. Mark of Chaos is unironically great and I wish it got more love.
>>531879531Neither are you, Imcel
>>531877593bretonniabro btw not sure if I needed to mention that
Is it harder to play as ordertide, doomtide or destructoid?
>still no mod to revert MPnigger balance changes
get to fucking work modders
>>531883341the game has way more problems than just mpnigger nerfs making it pointless to just undo those
Direct fire and fighting retreat abilities should be bog standard for all TW games going forward. Of course for the latter, this does not apply to any kind of levy/peasant tier UNLESS you can pay to train them for a couple turns (they will be inactive while doing so). Would be cool.
>>531883042Ordertide is definitely the easiest overall, but there is some outliers within it.
If by doomtide you mean chaos, then its only hard if its one of the chaos starts in the middle of the map, like N'Kari, the ones that start in the polar sides of the map are piss easy, but they dont count with strong allies like ordertide do.
Destructoid is definitely the more complex ones to play campaign wise since they lack the allies of ordertide, and the protection of starting in the north or south pole, but their armies tend to be very solid to carry them
>>531884195Whomstve do you feel are the most interesting of eachhh
the bad bitch squad has been deployed
>>531884491hmm.
For order I think that wood elves have interesting campaigns
For chaos, I recommend N'kari or Arbaal
For destruction, definitely dark elves or ogres.
Honourable mention to greenskins.
>>531883042>>531884195it depends on your playstyle, for me factions like greenskins and chaos are the easiest because everyone hates you, but your faction is designed to fight lots of battles so that is more of a good thing than a bad thing
with order factions you are set back by diplomacy and your armies are generally weaker too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M432Zuc9Pjg
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>>531884735>>531884718Kisses you on the mouth
>>5318850393K is such a good game.
Only have fond memories of it, I should reinstall it someday
Haven't played Thorgrim since Gorbad was added. How is it now? More of the same? How's Gorbad?
I would like to play 3K but I'm filtered by it's UI. Is it even possible to do something this unreadable ?
>>531886631that's how i feel about every total war game besides warhammer
>>531886631I don't get it, what's unreadable about it
>>531816739Gladelord is voiced by Henrix von Calux how could you hate it
>>531885338I like 3K a lot. The music is especially fantastic and I wish TW had more memorable tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yBQLUn5W0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYh_beTS16o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgWEOGY9OLw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC8kVvvK824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zenBeY_qV2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4kXLRG-i4M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGvhlS7Rkk8
Is it possible to replace all Cathay music with 3K music?
>>531888258I never noticed that and I love that chud
I did notice the Kislevite Boyar is just the Medieval 2 advisor, and that's pretty funny
>>531877251well this is as far as i could tolerate it
8 princes has a ui bug which crashes the game when hovering over the skill tree unless you are playing in 1080p or using 100% ui scaling on higher resolutions making the game completely unplayable
i would need to change my ui scaling every time i want to level up characters to not have the game crash
>>531888582pick the faction which most of your ancestors came from
>>531876885Its a weapon that has a drop chance, you can put in on lords
>>531888446CA deletes any mod that tries port stuff from other games into Warhammer, so no.
>>531888446Ever Flowing rivers is such a banger man... I'm not even Chinese and it makes me feel patriotic or somehting
>>531888623Yeah, I can't even imagine how you can fuck up your game that badly that one campaign in particularly just can't handle a certain resolution. It's so fucking dumb....
>Zhatan declares war on me because he's bored and is ignorant of Cathay
>Immediately after beating Zhatan's 4 full stacks and fending off repeated stacks, Kholek and an army of his is now just sitting on my closest settlement to Zhatan, turn after turn
This isn't looking good, bros.
>Sofia devs will get too expensive and will be fired
Bulgaria losing its competitive edge...
it's so over....
>>531890247>Getting poor and losing my health and financial security to pwn the libsWhy are rightoids so eager to kill themselves and their country to epic pown a few people they disagree with?
>>531890004Okay after 5 turns of him sitting there, he got in a war with Boris and has now headed North. Weird AI sometimes.
>>531890470>rightoidsOrbanoids are literally braindead retards, like literal sub 80iq alcoholics and old niggers mindbroken by communism
>>531890247Isn't this exactly what you want if you're a bongland company. You have a studio in a poor country so you pay lower wages and lower bills on office space and then sell the product at full price on steam to western europeans and americans
>>531890470Nigger have you seen the demographics of the west? Owning the libs before this ship sinks is the only option.
Shit, libs want to ACCELERATE this with immigration.
>>531891259lol okay whatever you schizo
>>531890470Propaganda. The amount of money rightoids pour into media is easily triple or quadruple what leftoids invest.
Some are still convinced immigrants eat pets.
How do I play Chorfs? Astragoth in particular.
>>531888446warhammer 3's OST is god-tier what do you mean
>politics defence force out of nowhere
fuck off back to where you came from
>>531891420>demographics is schizoabsolute state
>>531891753Over half the tracks from the TW titles are forgettable. There are some that stick out, sure, but overall there's so few that I still remember after playing it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siu78hpesXw This is probably the best one from TW3 imo and it's a fucking pre-battle track.
>>531888717There is no Finland faction..
>>531891753>warhammer 3's OST is god-tier
>>531891813have kids whitoid
>>531891643>all of that pointless shit like status bars and movement paths enabled>foliage hiding NOT enabled>side bar not hiddenchange some settings once in your life holy shit man
>>531892061>>531891881https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfSeaGzC1bA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9ILVEVwtf4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy33GxKFYlw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-c1asQ-j-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X582MWuRipI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBEevLGKH6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v6rAD7dB78&list=PLLAuaMw337aB9_X7N70c4iF2lYEaj89kU&index=5
idk maybe you just play shit factions
>>531888623Oh, heavens...
>>531892291I turned on the foialge hiding, but I like having the rest enabled so I can tell what's going on
only when I hold spacebar
thank you for the advice saar
>>531892797>>531888446Fucking plebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UApsdueSYQ0&list=RDUApsdueSYQ0&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNT968wqCOU&list=RDEM6l0gWKwCgu1CWfnlXZuYIw&index=10
>>531893528these are 10/10
>>531892797you probably are an orderfag or something
>>531892797>drums drums drums drums I remember when I was 12 too and though this was the epithome of music
>>531893753>you probably are heterosexualyes?
>>531892797Hollywood background marvel "EBIINNN" music
>>531893747Actual work of creativity
Learn the difference
Another day, another batch of beddow fags desperately trying to prove that he doesn't make elevator safe music
>>531892797all mogged by Rome and M2, and even Attila which had the same composer
>>531894505I would put an observation in Attila
Throat singing is what makes attila soundtrack memorable mostly.
Otherwise beddow would have done more background music
>>531864225Morathi if she Khorne
>warhammer music is 10/10
Redditus...
>>531894692I remember one decent track that plays when a nordic faction is on the field, but for the most part you're right.
>>531892797this one song mogs all of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf5qwoCE6eY&list=RDtf5qwoCE6eY&start_radio=1
>>531894276Nice, but was it really necessary to add the nipples?
>>531888582Is the extended/reworked map out ?
>>531891463Yeah sure without rightoids money there will not be bombing, truck-of-peace and stabbing.
>Ogres is fun they said
>start greasus campaign
>ctrl+a
>ctrl+g
>right click enemy formation
>win
Wow such fun thank you guys for your shitty recommendations
>>531874740Dorner can pull off the sidecut and look cute. Bulgarians can make it look cute in game if they want since they do not understand anglo body positivity dogmas. GW sculpt will probably be hopeless though.
>>531893384thank you for redeeming saar
>>531864225Nagash snoozing
>>531901291The recovery system for armies is weird
Why is there an empire man in Cathay? And why is he so nice to me? Im going to feel bad taking him out to unite Cathay.
>>531904997Unironically Alexander, Cyrus, Ceasar and others like that would make for fitting saga games, but CA is too retarded to see that
>>531896320Why would Sigmar not have nipples?
>>531904042>Poo Slingers!
>>531905794the lore reason is that he got sent there to establish relations via alchemy with Zhao Ming, but he was mostly put there for variety
>>531905794>oHe's a really darned good ally but I agree, it's jarring to have a non-Cathay faction in there that you can't confed in any way.
On the bright side, his land is away from most interesting landmarks.
>>531872975There's no reason why not, they're already trying their hand for a while in giant single units for WHfantasy.
For 40k if they don't go into titans they should be fine.
>>531905794He is an imperialist pig that took advantage of trust of the Cathayan people and their benovelent Dragon rulers. Do not feel bad liberating rightfull CATHAYAN lands from that digusting honuorless *mpire pig.
You should also use that illegal occupationas a casus belli to liberate the oppressed peoples of Empire. They yearn for the wisdom and harmony of Dragons.
Cathay will grow larger!
too bad my spellcaster was out doing hero actions
>trade settlement to slaanesh for na pact and for them to declare war on Teclis
>Retardmaster of Hoeth full sails to attack them
>doesn't see Kairos becasue he's ambushing at the port
>I'm going to use changing of the ways on Slaanesh to get my settlement back
This isn't so bad, maybe the Kairos haters are just bad at the game.
>>531909885crazy how dry you just made my pussy
>>531908709Look histoid, the future is fantasy and sci fi, your spearmanii are relegated to saga games
>>531796441nunazis can't tell the difference between german and jewish
>>531875659>Flamethrowers mow down hordes of e*gi with srordsI mean, expected outcome. Superior Dawi engineering
>>531864225A random generic wizard you choose but female
>>531912241I hope you realise that the guy you are referencing is considered enemy number 1 in the multiplayer scene.
>>531907586Stop being so tsundere and just admit you want that gold dick already Meow.
What would you rate Elspeth von Draken out of 10?
>>531914370nta but gelt is definitely dickless, he lost his face and dick in the accident. malekith is also dickless. wouldn't be surprised if volkmar is dickless too but by choice. who else is dickless i wonder?
>>531909885Kairos' startpos is boring. His RoC start is much more fun.
The Changeling has a great spot, but shitty campaign mechanics make him baby EZ OP.
Here's hoping Egrimm starts somewhere besides the northern Chaos Wastes.
>>531891582Every province capital is a tower. For minor settlements, go wide with outposts and tall with factories. As for Astragoth specifically, just kill Grimgor fast and the world is your oyster.
>>531915225well what if I don't like oysters
>>531914483Out of my league/10
Playing as greasus, do I want to fuck with grimgor?
>>531916327up to you, he gets in single digits strength rankings most campaigns, he will probably declare war on you eventually but you only need like 1 treaty before he will leave you alone so you can be pretty flexible with it
>>531916558Right now he is strength 12 to my strength 8, but I can smell a backstab coming from chorfs to the west looking at aversion rates
>>531914546queek isnt dickless :3 its cannon
Hopes for the upcoming Bretonnia rework?
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>>531918085>upcoming Bretonnia rework
So um...Wrathmongers are kinda insane. they were constantly in combat and took zero casualties
>rework
Oh no no no no look at this dude...
>>531919217they can beat a feral dread saurian 1 on 1
>>531919217>using artillery as khorneDISGUSTING
>quickly
>swiftly
>quickly
>swiftly
>quickly
>swiftly
at once
Tonight's the night.
I will reach a decision with the Duchy of Song.
>>531916327Honestly, Tamurkhan will probably fuck him up for you
And then fuck you up
>>531921107In my experience it goes either way. Usually Grimgor wins thoughbeit.
People say that the newer races, added later, are "powercreeping" the older ones in mechanics, units and so on.
Is that really true? But don't the older races get periodical updates? Any concrete examples?
What faction has the most Little Mac energy? Not giving up even when you probably should.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XCSB16vlgY
>>531924160see:
squig herd (cheap early game unit added in game 1 dlc)
gnoblar piggyback riders (cheap early game unit added in game 3 dlc)
>>531924160Basically any Wh1-2 faction that used to have a good starting zone that now starts next to a Chaos faction.
Which starting army is your favourite?
>>531926774I finished a legendary Takeda campaign last year
Should I just play on Normal difficulty unless I'm playing an OP faction? It's one thing if you're playing a really OP faction, but the number of AI cheats just means a one settlement faction can drop three full stacks of elites on you.
Lords that start with tier 5 units in their starting armies:
Tamurkhan (Rot Knights)
Mother Ostankya (Incarnate of Beasts)
Arbaal (Skullcrushers)
Valkia (Skullcrushers)
Count Noctilus (Necrofex Colossus)
Vlad von Carstein (Blood Knights)
>>531926954You should do it again this year.
>>531918327They said they're going to rework Bretonnia.
>>531926969Hard is like one and a half stacks for every one stack of yours
The AI is not good enough in battles or expansionistic enough like the player is to warrant being on equal footing like normal gives you
>>531927358Erm, doesn't fey enchantress get some grail knights?
next total war game map leaked
>>531924160>Any concrete examples?Skulltaker lmao who even after nerfs is the most powerful faction in the game
>>531929884You say that but pretty much every faction I have to kill owns half the world by the time I find them if they aren't an obvious starter enemy.
>>531927358Miao Ying - Celestial dragon crossbows AND a Sky Junk
>>531929884>>531930520In my opinion, the right difficulty is whatever feels challenging. If 'normal' difficulty feels challenging for you, then go ahead. You can figure out if you want to increase the difficulty once 'normal' feels 'easy'.
>>531924160>Any concrete examples?Haven't verified this myself but an anon here once claimed that all High Elf cavalry except Dragon Princes will lose to Blunderbusses in melee.
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Our favorite dragon princess vtuber Stim is live and continuing her first time Settra campaign.
Last episode was a rough start, but she ended off by discovering the joys of chariots and killing off the minor vampire counts in the area. An invasion from Mannfred is imminent, and Skarbrand is not too far off either.
How long will she survive?
https://www.twitch.tv/stimpak_vt
https://www.twitch.tv/stimpak_vt
https://www.twitch.tv/stimpak_vt
>>531933985Our favorite dragon princess vtuber Stim, allegedly
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I'm gonna do a BI VH WRE run again
Wish me luck brothers
>>531935739will you abandon settlements or will you grind it out, battle after battle, so you can hold onto as much land as possible?
We've broken the back of Yuan Shao in Bohai commandery.
>>531935739Good luck my man, ROMA INVICTA
>>531935739post screenshots
>>531935850I think I'll stick with abandoning Spain short term, North Africa aside from Carthage, and probably just try to hang onto London. It's been so long I forget how possible it is to hold onto stuff but I think that was my usual plan in the past.
I'll try my best.
>>531936113Sure, I'll report back eventually.
Anyone tried the randomized starting locations cheat? I'm so burnt out I've given up my last 4 campaigns less than 8 turns in, looking for something to make it feel fresh again.
>>531917064>its cannonmore like swiss minigun
I haven't played Luthor Harkon in ages and I'm getting my ass beat. I'm getting spitroasted by three different flavors of lizard and the French.
>>531937651typical luthor harkon experience, worst lord in the game
>noooooo where is my heckin "i win now button"???
>>531935935With this victory, we have been able to seize the salt mines of Leling county in Pingyuan commandery. Unfortunately our erstwhile ally Kong Rong has lost his land, and presumably this frees up additional armies for Song to send against us.
But for the moment, there are no armies in the field to oppose us.
>>531934774The battle is won, but not the war. Settra is still wounded, but at least Mannfred is taken out for now.
How do I tell if a loss is a reason to quit the campaign or savescum?
>>531938898when you rematch the battle, turn it into a victory and the game crashes after the load screen
>>531937651The aranessa poster here has really deluded everyone, vcoast is hot dogshit, especially for the first ~30 turns. Spamming sartosan pirates (mortals) is actually the meta, not a cheeky goofy move. Play any count and then play vcoast and it's hell. Only Noctilus himself can cast heals, no vamps casters without recruiting a shitty generic lord until t3, no corpse cart esque unit (I had a cylostra campaign where I abandoned immediately, went around the world to Ghorst, traded him settlements for an alliance and got corpse carts, and it actually was the best Coast campaign I've had in 3 without spamming necrofex colossi). Factor in all the LoS and nonshooting bugs, straightfire being shit in sieges, etc, they've been miserable to play, even more than Norsca ever was imo.
>>531939082That is an automatic uninstall the game for at least five days.
>>531939514I am not the Aranessa poster.
But I like playing pirates. Even if you have to do retarded shit like rushing Syreens that don't even have their own boost in the regular red tree for some reason.
You're just a retard who strikes and fades.
It's like being Mike Tyson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlgoHp3smBc
>noooooooooooo i am good i am good i am good at this game!!!!!! just tell me which bullshit powercreeped unit i need to spam so i can win now!!!
>>531930136>Argentina is white confirmed
>>531937651You aren't gonna speedrun pregnancy any other way.
>>531940852impregnation
Now add a space after the g and remove the first i
Seriously fucked up
>>531938830Hah, the degenerates thought they could sack our the lands of our princess and get away with it. Little did they know...
>>531930136This map is distressing.
>>531942583https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t553ikh0isI
>>531873613if you're modding in that direction then at least commit and go full zeta instead of pussyfooting about.
You're already a degenerate, you don't get to claim "less degenerate" status in heaven.
>>531938657Anticipating the threat to Bohai, Yuan Tan has head south from Dai to reinforce his father. If we can defeat him here, the commandery is secure.
So what's a good dark elf comp for ranked?
>>531943109I like to keep it somewhat realistic, fully nude maidens don't do it for me
>>531943227>rankedNo one plays this mode
Will Mandalore ever come back and re-review this game? We need him to save Warhammer Fantasy from the 40K pushers
>>531943712and Morathi really does love you, and other lies (you) can tell yourself
>>531945051Morathi does not love me, just my gigantic beastman cock I got as a result of a deal with Slannesh that cost me my ability to feel happy on a nice Spring day.
>>531945403this man gets it
I heard Slaanesh players like to fap at least 5 times per day and do strange things to heir 6th orifce. Is this true?
The world is doomed if Chaos ever invents the Helstorm Rocket Battery.
>>531945620>only in the sixth orificeThis is what Orderfags believe.
>>531943884He will come back for 40k dont worry
>ppl say ogres are fun
>try to play them
>all battles are the same, blob up, lock group, press right click on enemy, as it reaches close to them buff the charge, press right click every now and again as enemy routs, win the battle.
>Economy is also busted, buildings suck ass, camps are kinda eh, so nothing to plan in campaign aswell
Im bored out of my mind by turn 30
>>531947063I mean, people lie to me too and say Vampire Counts are fun.
>>531947556Im starting to think people here think unga bunga is fun
Goddamn I never actually watched dwellers below before
I didn't realise it lasted so long
>>531947858unga bunga IS fun
IT'S UP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aK6J84IGEI
>>531948062Yeah im never listening to you fucks again
I think I slightly mismanaged this
I haven't played in years btw
>>531948236>sotekThis man infuriates me so much and I don't even know why
>>531942583Why was she so excited to sacrifice her firstborn son?
>>531948423Did you demolish all the temples on turn 1 like I do?
>>531795520konrad von carstein soon
>>531948701Yes, I know I want to go Christian but maybe I was too hasty, it probably ruins public order hard early on. Need to balance which ones I keep Christian. Regardless I have a ton of armies in place to reconquer a ton of territory these next few turns so we'll see if I can make this a turnabout.
>>531948431It's a mixture of things
First of all, he just checks all the boxes of being a cringelord
>fat>neckbeard>manchild>ligger>i could go onhe is also a big member of the community whether we like it or not and this general seethes about shills for good reason
he is also a genuine lolcow and gives that kind of ick that is a little too relatable to be comfortable and triggers your defense response
>>531948952was he the one who lost an unloseable battle as the high elves vs greenskins?
>>531948952Thanks anon, I think that's it, he also has a certain smugness about him, as if he is the ultimate authority for warhammer and total war warhammer
>>531949024no that was milkandcookiesTW
only thing i know the guy for desu
>>531949024No, Sotek is actually good at game.
>>531933734Not interested, I hate how stupid and boring streamers are. They never have anything genuinely funny to say, never anything insightful about the game, and simply aren't interesting. Have to resort to talking about their stupid lives. I watch one youtuber letsplay channel and it's run by people who have actually practiced comedy and writing and are funny. They also have other skills they can talk about.
>>531933734Thank god its not a tranny like yesterday's streamer that got posted here
>>531949308I can't watch TW streamers play campaign because they inevitably end up making some stupid small mistake every turn such as forgetting to build something or not checking diplomacy etc.
>>531949460I dont check diplomacy every turn, was I supposed to?
Its not like the faggot at -30 relations with me will go to positive in a single turn
>>531949460so mistakes 99% of TW players make?
>>531949575You don't have to every turn, but in the early game it is quite useful to do so often. Especially for joining wars that you are likely never going to have to fight in exchange for treaties or cash
>>531950124>Especially for joining wars that you are likely never going to have to fight in exchange for treaties or cashDid the AI stop sending expeditionary forces through 50 regions to fuck you up?
>>531950191I honestly don't ever experience that but maybe I'm just lucky or they don't make it through before getting destroyed by their other enemies
>>531949827>99% It can't be that bad, probably just 80-85% I bet
>>531950273I think back in tww2 the AI would go through fire and brimstone to fuck you in the ass, I might have been traumatized
>>531948614Now she has two armies and the conquest continues. The siege of Ka-Sabar has begun!
>>531949308You just described fleshtubers, vtubers are different because it's more of a performance and anyone who isn't mentally ill enjoys the fantasy of it
plus she's cute
>>531950697>she's cuteHer avatar is cute, I can't shake the feeling that its a landwhale behind the avatar.
Sorry, I can't get into the suspension of disbelief necessary for vtubers
>>531950697you vtumor fags are genuinely delusional and on top of that you shit up everywhere else. we don't need a play by play of her nonsense, your first link was enough as is
>>531950812suspension of belief is necessary, however more vtubers are attractive than you might think, more often than not when they get leaked they look like an OF whore (not all the time though)
I don't care about such things personally
>>531950660Even in 3 it happened, playing tzeentch you'd get kislev marching from the other side of the map to come get you in realms of chaos.
>>531951204I think it was at its peak in RoC during release.
I remember getting surrounded by all sides by multiple demons from across the planet playing as kislev
After all this changes is ROC still playble?
>>531826837I'm glad he recovered
>>531950697her first siege went surprisingly well, she only lost a few skeletons. Now Mannfred is all but destroyed.
>>531950964nothing else going on right now, might as well keep you informed on our oshi's campaign
>>531951847Thx. Never finished a single campaign on ROC and I am in a mood to do so.
>>531954556how could you say such a thing
>>531954620Because I only play Luthor Harkon
>>531953538I've seen her react to Reggie's vids
>>531955757I don't watch react content personally but I've seen a few vtubers reacting to reggie showing up in my recommendations recently, I think it's spreading
My generals suck, but I suck even harder
I'm falling for all these traps
>>531956365Lumi of Phase Connect played TWW3 a few years ago, big Nurgle fan.
>>531956638she still plays it whenever a new dlc comes out, so she should play it again in... um...
>>531948952Ah yes, the man who demanded all his fans go to BLM riots for the dead fentanyl addict.
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Genuinely, what a useful idiot. Absolutely peak goyim. The amount of damage to the world useful idiots like him have done is difficult to fathom.
brings me back to fall of the samurai with all these artilleries
>the last Legend WH stream was 9 months ago
Cheesesisters...we lost
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I haven't played since Shadows of Change. Did they do something with leadership values? I don't think I have any mods affecting them beyond custom lords, but I routinely see units fight to the death(both mine and the AI's) and often times they will almost never break, just waver then come back like 2 seconds later.
>dark elves dont have encamp stance or global recruitment
sigghhh
>>531960223Just had a fight against goblins fighting to the death, it was kinda ridiculous.
No ai cheats either
>>531960467Based newfriend. Post campaign instead.
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I want my Dwarfish ale cart!
If i take over the wood elves city can they comeback?
>>531964635Deleted factions can only come back via rebels at their initial capital
>>531964879i thought the wood elves can jump between their settlements
>>531964983yeah, but idk if I've seen the AI use the worldroots to attack a faction all the day across the map. Can't be sure, I'm too busy playing the Chorfs all the time.
I haven't played dwarves in FOREVER
what did they do to this faction
So many units have been re-arranged in the tiers, and I presume their stats... miners no longer have the gate-breaking ability?
>>531965837I don't think they ever had wallbreaker (even though they should)
If they still have their increased gate damage I can't tell because miners stop being relevant on turn 2
Why the fuck do I still lose 99% of my army when I auto resolve against some backwater level 1 town with fuck all garrison
Fucking so tiresome
>>531958640>>531958640>Social distancing, mask up, stay the fuck inside, don't go anywhere>But I NEED you to gather in a mass crowd with hundreds of thousands of people shoulder to shoulder to kneel and humiliate yourself over a dead criminal I legitimately fucking hated these people beyond comprehension. It was a very frustrating moment in our history
>>531966214Miners with blasting charges are devastating vs. pretty much all infantry, they stay relevant until you get firedrakes
MAKE A NEW THREAD YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
Peace was made with Yuan Shao. Pingyuan commandery in exchange for Dai commandery, and a hefty fee to boot. Now Gongsun Zan is master of all You Province. A period of rebuilding ensued, during which Sun Ce declared himself Emperor of Wu in the south. In response Gongsun Zan has formed a coalition with Wei, under whom his son Gonsun Xu still works, and sets up reorganizing the army to annex Qing province from Song in the future. But that is a story for another day...
>gonna start a new campaign with Cylostra Direfin!
said no one ever
