Redguard Edition

>SSE Patch Notes
Creation Update
https://bethesda.net/en/article/4ORD7tshfmHUN8H4ULSgE4/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-special-edition-creations-update-patch-notes
Others
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Special_Edition_Patch

>Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs


https://www.tesgeneral.com/
>Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the "Contact" button at the top right of the site.


>SKSE AE Update tracker
https://modding.wiki/en/skyrim/users/skse-plugins

>/tesg/'s characters
https://rentry.org/tesgrosters
>/tesg/ social
https://pastebin.com/5XniVVng (embed) (embed)
>/tesg/ mods
Mazetism: https://pastebin.com/L7cBYDrM (embed) (embed)
Cira: https://pastebin.com/jerJ7QGf (embed) (embed)

>Lore and Lore Accessories
https://www.imperial-library.info/
https://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Main_Page

>character sheet workdocs (svg + png)
https://mega.nz/folder/IFRhTLDR#zuf3jzqNvhlOgwu-ynim8g

>/tesg/'s sister threads:
>>>/tg/tgesg/ - /tg/'s Weekend Lore General (dead)
>>>/aco/teslg/ - /tesg/ Adult General (not dead but slow)
>>>/vm/tesog/ - The MMO General (also not dead but may as well be)

>mega treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, as well as OSex/OSA archives
https://mega.nz/folder/MzJzBSAR#H1K65jVzjSk11_JtGIP0ng

>minimal starting modlist geared towards returning users
https://rentry.org/6wfys
>comprehensive combat mod list and guide for anyone
https://rentry.org/smpbi (old)
https://www.tesgeneral.com/doku.php?id=gameplay (new)
>gear list for gear people
https://www.tesgeneral.com/doku.php?id=armor
https://www.tesgeneral.com/doku.php?id=weapons

Elder Thread: >>531714081

I love her even if you don't

Canonically incestuous waifus?

>>531865697
she looks like she fucks reguards or orcs or dogs maybe, etc. idk something gross

>>531865697
>>531865893
>>531866116
>>531866287
Fuck off retard.

>531865893
>531866116
>531866352
Serana is better

>>531865697
>>531865893
>>531866116
>>531866287
fuck off attentionfag clogging up my brand new thread

>>531866508
Shit thread deserves shit posts

>>531866493
*huff*
Oi!

>>531867673
based

>>531865607 (OP)
Ermm.. this is kind of racist

I need some waifus NOW

off to a great start
what happened to comfy eurohour

>>531868413
the foreskin boys just seethe about america all the time

https://x.com/preng_23/status/1946122354138231259
we could use a mod like this for Skyrim...

>>531868748
Cant believe europoors are proud of their wormdicks kek

>>531869071
but I play as male

>>531869992
That's because you're a faggot that likes staring at guys.

>>531869071
What, jiggle physics? The thing that already exists for Skyrim?
>>531868353
Do you though?

>>531868748
>>531869908
Imagine bragging about having your dick mutilated against your will

>>531870175
>turd person

>>531870206
amerimutts are proud to serve jews

>>531870179
the picture in picture, man

>>531869071
Now this is podracing, I will now buy your game.

>>531869071
Like, I'm a gooner, man. But these mods are just too much for me. It's like at this point just have porn on the side or something. It doesn't add anything to the game, and mostly just feel like some of them are doing it to this game to fuck with the 'sjws'.

>the foreskin boys seething about americans again

>>531864893
fucking retard, lobotomise yourself

>>531869071
Jesus. Is there anything in modded Skyrim that can compete with this level of animation?
>>531871501
Imagine a TES game with this level of animation and sex mods to boot. It would be fucking over. Most young men would be turned into permagooners strapped into their beds jerking off 24/7.
Fuck Todd for giving us Shitfield instead of TES6. We could be enjoying this right now...

>>531869071
>literally a game made for cumbrains and they can't even match aftermarket tit bounce in a 14 years old wyvern-dodging simulator
we are living in dark times

>>531871527
lil bros actually mad. touch grass when it's dark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7-CWmurqR8

>There is now a Skyrim wabbajack centered around Fertility Mode and Bloodlines
HOLY based

>>531872216
>50 minutes
give me a tldr

>>531872264
>me tuck with vanilla skyrim because i dont have 1tb SSD or AE

>>531872165
lil bro has no iq and daddy never took him camping

>>531868413
Comfy eurohour is actually sustained by midneet americans

>>531872314
Better ideas what Bethesda can come up with.

>>531871896
>Fuck Todd for giving us Shitfield instead of TES6. We could be enjoying this right now
imagine it... we'd be two years into TES 6 modding, right around this time we'd be getting Sexlab 2 and and the good mods would start being made

>>531872563
Honestly Todd needs to be brutally anally raped for this shit.

>>531872519
Do these guys take dev costs into account? No, didn't think so. Being an 'idea's guy' is laughable.

>*fornicates with your waifu*

>>531871912
azns just don't understand that waifus and boobies aren't filled with jello

>>531872519
Ideas are only as good as their implementation. Modders always produce something worse than Bethesda when it comes to big mods.

>>531872519
faggots like you can't even mod skyrim into a playable experience
why would anyone care about what ideas you have?

>>531872832
FUCKING BASED ORCBRO

>>531872832
stale meme

>get out of bed
>think about playing skyrim
>go back to bed

>>531871896
>>531872563
>>531872685
Starfield is a good game. You sonyfags aren't fooling anyone.

>>531872832
How? He's stuck in prison and he'll never get out. There's a bigger chance that he has a girl outside that's currently getting fucked by the dragonborn.

>>531872264
Link me up.

>>531873042
trvke

>>531873240
No

>>531872997
triggered much eh bud?

>>531873240
Its called Whispers of Mara

>>531873453
yes

>>531873464
why?

>>531872832
The Orcs are simply racially superior

>>531866064
Serana probably had sex with her parents in addition to Molag Bal during her vampiric transformation ceremony.

It's up brehs.
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/155148

>>531873571
Because Mara is a fucking dirty whore

Any waifus with tits larger than their head?

>>531870293

Any waifus with a head larger than their tits?

Any tits with waifus larger than their heads?

why do I feel like this general is in constant conflict between anons that want to see big titty waifus and anons that wants to see small titty waifus

>>531874203
you're imagining it, go back to sleep

>>531866064
>>531868353
>>531874054
>>531874165
Aiko, Arella, Arish, Arthas, Arurun, Aslaug, Ava, Aylen, Azaimar, Bee-V, Beherit, Beryleth, Bri, Bridgette, Brig, Brurthor, Brynhildr, Busts-His-Nuts, Caldwyn, Carille, Catherine, Celrende, Cheyenne, Chloe, Chud, Cindte, Cira, Clairet, Clara, Click-Clack, Clones, Corent, Cruelle, Cuo, D-10, Daneidor, Daness, DEI Loli, Dhana Rhas, Di'vad, Dolynde Alansen, Draggoposter, Drelora, Dreyla, Eclaire, Edmond, Eldanore, Elissandre, Ellie, Eloisa, Eloise, Elysia, Emilia, Erekshigal, Eriandel (Bosmom), Erin, Ermalda, Erowen, Espen, Euka, Evelona, Evelyne, Faire, FAS Lucy Liu FBI Bait, Faust, Faye, Feather, Fenaelin, Fenja, Feyrenziah, Fiddy, Finn, Fionn, Fjurda, Fore, Freir, Freyda, Fry, Frynh, Gaell, Garsh, Ghelyon, Goaty, Greg, Grugga, Guerra, Gunder, Gunnhilde, Gwenan, Gwendolynn, Haar, Hali, Hlendrisa, Hubert, Iman, Iness, Ireth, Jadame, Jeanne, Judith, Kaarina, Kasiah, Kasha, Kassyra, Keda, Kemuri Alansen, Khardi, Khiani, Kirk, Kishni, Korrinth, Kriv, Kvetch, Kylia, Lenore, Lorekeeper, Loril, Lorena, Lucia, Lyenne, Maleia, Marie, Marin, Medneri, Melfia, Mine, Minori, Minttu, Minurrun, Mirtase Latis, Minttu, Miria, Mistel, Modra, Morgane, Murbul, Muzgra, Myth, Nadene, Naelia, Nand, Nanine, Narak, Narisa, Natalia, Natasha, Nayan, Nero, Niimes, Nikita, Nilori, Nita, Not-On-The-List, Olga, Oliver, Omee, Orchid, Pama, Pax, Pel, Pepper, Phete, Plue, Punchelf, Punchlizard, Queen Silver, Raeza, Ragnar, Rests-by-Water, Rielus, Ronja, Rue the Red, PodoRui, Raesh, Raynia, Rumenya, Rutah, Walle, Sam, Samarra, Samson, Saqqara, Saya, Scarba, Shana, Siccia, Sifina, Silene, Siobahn, Sir Janus, Sir Pellegrin, Siv, Skale-Seda, Skyla, Snakestone, Sol, Soviee, Stein, Stickbug, Superherbert, Synthia, Tae'elis, Tails, Talmasu, Theo, Thorad, Thrud, Tileri, Tittywitch, Tony, Triss, Twine, URD, Ursa, Vaden, Vael, Valda, Vanessa, Ventra, Vien, Vilena, Vrayd'hal Inadern, Wezaleff, Woe, Xi, Xidix, Yara, Yarti, Yenne, Yeza, Ylfa, Yvanni, Zarnof, Zharah

>>531873042
IIRC the CC says he’s in a relationship with another male prisoner. Though who knows if that counts as proof of his homosexuality or if it’s just a cheeky prison rape joke.

>>531873464
UBE? Damn.

>>531873823
chey bosmom bimbomer

>>531873737
wtf is with those anime tier eye sockets?
why does he keep doing this?
the swans had fuckhuge eyes too

>>531874713
https://youtu.be/xP7OfxBppqg?feature=shared&t=2151

>>531875085
people look at dinosaur skulls and mistake the antiorbital fenestrae for an eye socket, after that it all got worse

>>531874713
Men get a pass inside the prison for sex, since there are no women.

>>531872264
The dark fantasy aspect doesn't really appeal to me which is a shame, I'm too afraid of messing something up to plug in fertility and bloodlines to another nsfw list.

yep....I have a boner....

>>531875038
yea, but I wanted them posted not named.

>>531875085
there, all fixed

Name a sadder skyrim modding channel

>>531875465
i dont save other anons pics vro whatchu want from me

>>531872314
>>531872519
>>531872737
>>531872870
>>531872884
>here's your room temperature tap water and bread game you all waited for 17 years
I want Spears, Polearms, Unarmed, Unarmored, Shipbuilding, Build your own castle, Deadric Cult Faction for every Prince, House Hlaalu Faction, you can actually join Thalmor and kill all Talos worshippers, You can join Warlock Cult and kill every one, Better Dragon combat, Akavir expansion, and an Summerset Isles expansion for at least. I missed few more but yea. I want more than glorified sex simulator game.

>>531875576
good job anon

>>531875780
ESO is down the hall and to the left.

>>531875106
>white guys get raped by black guys in American prisons
Wtf is this fucking real? Why aren't white guys stopping this shit?

>>531875780
holy kek thank you for this. everytime i get the urge to reinstall, i'll just watch this again. the dream for the definitive space RPG will come out one day brehs.

>>531875732
>Spanish

>>531875780
>the webm that killed Starfield

>>531875949
is the superior language, yes.

>>531845303
there's usually a post about it http://enbseries.enbdev.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=8489&start=10

>>531849314
lowering ambient lighting is alright temporarily
but skyrim lighting is even more ashit without it
not to mention ai outside of stealth mode would still beeline regardless

>Pemenie: Please escort me to Gnaar Mok and I'll give you these fancy boots
>Me: No I think I'll be taking those now
Imagine actually volenteering to do a escort mission

>>531876063
Nope that would be English

>>531872264
What is Bloodlines?

>>531872420
kek it's probably true
>>531874203
there is no conflict
true patricians enjoy boobs of all sizes, they just have a preference
like with wine, whiskey or cigars
>>531875949
i thought you were pro boobs
what's wrong with spanish then

>>531872264
>it's based around that clusterfuck of a Serana mod

>flood of nonsense
What set the retard off this time?

>>531876429
"Integrates Fertility Mode with Sexlab, Aroused & SLSO (or OSTIM & OSLAroused), to give you a game spanning goal of fathering 80 to 320 children to ensure the Dragonborn's bloodline. Receive stat bonuses as each baby is born, & large rewards upon achieving birth targets for factions, holds and races. Extensive MCM choices."

>>531875949
>literally the biggest mentally deficient retard here thinks he can mock anything

>>531875106
Dam, why do all these gay rapists have such pleasant ASMR voices? American accents are too powerful.

>>531875780
the game you want will never be real. There is no passion for a game with a diverse and deep rpg systems when a sandbox deep as a puddle is what sells 60 million copies.

>>531876609
well I'm sold

>>531876235
>Underking
>In Skyrim

>>531868353
poasting

>>531876609
Oh, I already have that just from my mashed together setup.
Interesting though.

>>531876102
I always go to Kynesgrove with Delphine so she can get bodied by wildlife while I watch with Voice of the Sky in my pocket

>>531873823
>>531875465
These two qualify I think.

>>531876936
>Underking
>In Skyrim

Yes?

>>531877163
tibae bros, we eatin good tonight

>>531874203
I want to see aggressive small tiddy waifus dom submissive big tiddy waifus.

>>531877163
they pass with flying colors woweeee

>>531875780
I dunno, something tells me the suits are writing off TES6 while it’s still in production because they know being set in Hammerfell and certain real life prejudices being what they are it will only do a fraction of Skyrim’s numbers

>finally figure out those horse IED nodes
>can't disable the physics because the nodes don't exist in the physics window
>it looks goofy as hell
damn it.

Why yes, I was just unbound

>>531875780
That's just not logistically feasible.

>>531878212
they're sick while static, so I feel conflicted.

>>531873823
Yeah

>>531878462
Bosmombros WW@

>>531875949
YOU FUCKING RETARD

>>531878223
Based. High elf?

>>531878223
looks like synthol

>>531879248
Yes
>>531879579
I'm not sure what you mean by that

>>531879248
>onlineslop
>three foot height difference
I hate women

You cannot fix skyrim Horses
Getting to a high place and using your paraglider is the way to travel
with imperious racials & the apprentice stone, the 5 magicka regen while casting combined with the paragliding broom or levitation gem makes them infinite until you land

>>531880147
>chadeso
>based, actually needs to be bigger

>>531880480
I forgot ***as breton, it's the stones of galen perk>>531880480

>>531880480
>regen while casting
todd weeps

>>531880480
>not using Enai's Mannaz+Freyr+Thunderchild as a Nord with the Ritual stone and spamming Whirlwind Shout to fly across the map like you've got 100pts of Jump.

>>531880480
I use netch jelly

>>531880887
That sounds sweet. I'm using enai but I haven't dabbled with Thunderchild yet

>>531880480
>not using tcl and setav speedmult

Oh shit I haven't seen Mannaz actually

>>531880887
>>531881026
recommending thunderchild? what's next, flower girls?

>>531876478
I love big boobs.
>what's wrong with spanish then
eh, nothing. I just didn't think there was much of a spanish skyrim modding community

>>531880147
Do you balk at the proportions in disney 2d movies, too

>>531881456
Thunderchild isn't even that old tho. Choice comes down to preference, usually on how much bloat you want same as any suites. It isn't like tryna get fnis sexy move in 2025

>>531881650
Do you have children?

>>531881590
>I just didn't think there was much of a spanish skyrim modding community
Yeah, I mean, it's only the second most spoken language in the world by native population. Sometimes you really are so dumb it's scary.

>>531882063
name 5 good mods by a spanish modder

the old Japanese lewd modding sites were the peak. maybe they still are but I don't know anymore. I use to download the best armor and clothing from moonrune sites (best lewd image boards too)

>>531882210
NTA but I couldn't even name 5 good mods by an American author.

>>531882063
little italians mog the entire spanish speaking world in 'rim 'ding

>>531882357
braindead moment? most mods are by Americans. Unless you mean "hurr durr all mods are shit"

This is about to turn into the dumbest argument in the past 2 days

>>531882684
What was the previous dumbest argument?

>>531882684
yeah thats how fucking retarded, braindamaged, moronically god damn idiotic synthiacunt is

>>531882684
I'll be here all week.

>>531881215
>wanting to see man ass

>>531882910
But the week is almost over.

>>531882490
No, I mean I couldn't tell you which mods are american because why would I ever check that?

>>531883115
You assumed because lots of third worlders speak Spanish that they must have a big modding community, did you not? >>531882063

why hasn't skyui been updated since 2017?

>>531883330
author died

Found another old ass picture of her, pretty sure this is the oldest picture where she resembles what she currently looks like

>>531883295
>"You assumed"
>links to a post that isn't mine
Do you know what "NTA" means?

God tier: Dunmer
Good tier: Imperial, Breton, Orc
Meh tier: Nord, Redguard, Altmer
Shit tier: Bosmer, Argonian, Khajiit

>>531882063
Spanish sounds like shit.
>>531883668
Agreed.

>>531883378
She's alot more colorful and vibrant now, or could that be a change in ENB?

There's so many good scholars in Kenya, so they must do a lot of modding in Skyrim! How about over in Pakistan or India? lotta folx speak those languages, so they must have lots of good mods to speak of. Let's see em!

>>531881590
>>531882850
This is why the faggot needs to shunned here.

How the fuck did Synthiafag make 3rd world fags seethe so much in a elder scrolls thread?

>>531882063
>it's only the second most spoken language in the world by native population
no it isn't

>>531883991
The old picture is about 5 years old and taken on an {xbox one

>>531883330
Author went all in on paid mods (including hiding updates behind it) and then rage quit when Bethesda and Steam rugpulled, I think it was updated by the rest of the team after that.

>>531884219
I didn't look at the screenshot but it would be funnier if it was portugese or something instead

>>531884219
What happened?

>>531884636
scroll up

>>531884636
he said spanish people are worthless scumfucks incapable of modding this Aryan masterpiece of a game

>>531883590
not the asshole

>>531884261
>xbox one
I mean, atleast you had some mods to play with. I started on the 360, didn't get a toaster capable of running Skyrim till 2014.

>>531884219
>>531884740
dangerously based

>>531883590
niggertroonanonymous

>>531884740
Spain is one of two countries on my shitlist so I get it

>>531884740
but spanish and italians are white

>>531884740
I mean he's right, i don't know of any wetback mod authors

I thought Shadowman was Spanish for the longest time but it turns out he's a Greek.

>>531884261
shawtyyyy say whats yo price

>>531870179
what weg is this?

does anyone know the lore behind this dude who just flies off the fucking handle about synthiaposter with enough vitriol to fill two dozen middle aged office women every fucking thread?

I am a Breton IRL. The rest of you are Redguards. Nobody here is a Nord.

And here I thought we were having a friendly bobposting session
Ah well

>>531885652
There is no lore he just appeared 6-7 years ago and never stopped.

>>531885317
to a modern american, sure.
to a racist norwegian living in Svalbard? absolutely not.

>>531885679
But I'm an imperial.

>>531885690
friendly isn't in weekend /tesg/ vocabulary.

>>531882210
i can't name any good spanish mods but i can name one really bad one
although the opening sequence of abya was kino

>>531883330
Why? Its a finished mod. So many zoomers in this gen that won't download anything older than 2023

Who remembers filterfag?

>>531885679
I have blonde hair and A40 eyes

>>531885679
>I am a Breton IRL.

The corrupted soul of a Mer trapped inside the flesh of a Man?

>>531885226
>flatlander anglo mongrel shitting on the superior naval power
cerámica

>>531885690
Maybe the next thread or later on today

>>531885514
Ngl I sometimes can't tell the difference between shitalians and spanitards

>>531885879
wtf was that?

>>531886110
unless you're a hot girl i don't care
blue eyed blonde boys are gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>531886563
only in the jewish propaganda (Hollywood) you consume

>>531885652
Something to do with a blue dress I think
or maybe it was gold?

>>531886261
Is that how you describe yours elf nowadays?

>>531884904
Yeah but it was still pretty bad. the 5GB and 150 mod limits were miserable, dealing with retards who got high off ther own farts just because they knew how to port mods to xbox was also bad.
the only things i miss about console modding was people packing stuff like jk interiors into AIOs, and landscape/grass/tree mods coming included with pre-generated LODs.

>>531873737
lmao this fucking guy

i look like this

>>531886523
Aye, lad... he was takin' by the sea, y’see... swept overboard in tha storm, just like snap! Gone, poof... like wind in sail, no?

“The sea, she take him,” I say, clutchin’ me old bottle. “One minute dere, next... nada. No more José. Sea say, ‘he mine now.’”

He go down, blub-blub-blub, to the deep, donde los peces sleep, sí?
Restin’ now wit' da fishes... cold, quiet... no screams dere. Just bubbles.
He scream maybe once: “¡Ay caramba!” and whoosh, gone.
No body. No boots. Just memories y un sombrero flotando.

The ocean? She cruel mistress, amigo. She give, she take. And that day?
She take him... para siempre.

>>531885896
well sir this finished mod just bricked my save and forced me to restart because it kept showing the difficulty as novice but it wasn't and I had to download 3 different fixes to unfuck it

>>531887085
>>531887273
based chaotic mihail

>>531887273
>>531887085
MihailGODS

>>531886330
>the superior naval power
>he doesn't know
The Dutch were such a naval powerhouse they kicked the teeth of the English in multiple times, that was AFTER staging a successful revolt against the Habsburg spanish.

>>531887680
this is what lekker kankers actually believe

>>531887008
can those be tamed? i saw that they pretty much use the same scriptd as wolves so anything that adds taming wolves could affect them

remember that time when some butthurt furry made a mod with a "Beastmaster Mihail" or whatever the name was fursona, because Mihail banned furshit on his server, trying to get a raise out of him, but guy just ignored it and then, after a while, the furry publicly apologized and Mihail was like "it's alight, man, have a good life."?

>>531887424
Then it's another mod
Literally no one has issues with skyui + their interface design mod of choice. You seriously fucked up

>>531888106
no it's a known issue with skyui, called the save persistence bug

>>531886459
One copy of this pic without the dress please, thank you.

>>531888089
Yeah
Remember when Mihail forgot to balance his new creatures?

>>531887424
>>531888328
Change difficulty with bethini retards

>>531887412

>>531888106
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/106418

>>531888089
no i generally don't follow modder drama unless it involves knife ears with tits
but i'll take your word for it

It's been nearly a month without playing Skyrim in a "official" capacity. I only returned to it yesterday, to play Glenmoril.
My experience with Here There Be Monsters was horrible. The voice acting was quite good, but there were many, many bugs. All the monsters in that mod glitched, and one of the final bosses was killed with just one single arrow. This was recorded on video in 22th June and I'm going to publish it on YouTube in the future.
One thing I learned from Skyrim mods: where there is good voice acting, there's zero level design. And where the level design is good, there's zero voice acting. That being said, I'm completely at odds with that community. Because there's zero level design in most of the content in the Nexus, and most of the drama that spurts from there, is related to voice acting. It could be different, but unfortunatelly, it is what it is.
The idea behind playing Here There Be Monsters was because there is a extension of that mod that takes place in Blackmarsh, but after the terrible experience I'm no longer interested on it. Suffice to say, this mod is "praised by the community" and not subject to criticism, whereas Glenmoril is constantly bashed by the loretards at cabbage central.

>>531888328
I apologise if so, first I've ever heard of it

>>531888396
>forgot

>>531886459
Yeah maybe
Anyway

>>531888723
yeah that last update that did absolutely nothing bricked a lot of those old mods, sadly skyui is one of them
there are other smaller mods to fix it, if you do use skyui and the difficulty keeps changing back to novice, do not save after doing that and download the fix
if you save after changing difficulty you brick your save forever because it keeps applying damage values

>skyui
i guess having it in skyrim.ccc breaks localization? i added it to plugins.txt and now the $'s are mostly gone from the menus other than other mods

>>531888874
Ah it's a 1130 issue that'll be why. Todd needs to just leave shit alone

>>531887540

I wish mihail would go back and fix his cc zombies mod, they have a major resurrect issue that can crash your game if you use the thriceborns gimmick, though I ended up disabling that whole CC anyway

>>531889225
Mihail MNC support... any day now

>>531888358
It doesn't exist.
>>531888840
I kinda wish there were more dresses. Could be useful for mashups and whatnot.

https://youtu.be/rc_z3YQo6M4?si=zx-4J518Qpn_i89k
new ys

>>531887991
>tasty cancers
I do like crab...

>>531889882
nah

>>531889882
>your ass hurt
he lurks here, doesn't he

>>531888069
I don't have any taming mods so idk, i freeze the raptor with tai for the pic

>>531890427
hownew.ru

>>531885842
Fuck em, not a single one of them had the makings of an emperor

Sightless cave, valve puzzle order, FUCKING NOW!

>>531890545
froze*

>>531889862
>it doesn't exist
Not yet. Come on DO IT.

>>531889882
He actually makes sick music, but I'm not really into the tracks with lyrics, except maybe Dagothwave. I was actually blown the fuck out when I've learned who made Lorkhan.

>>531890583
i never cared and nobody ever explained it to me

>>531890608
Marcus Aurelius is a hack
the "sigma male mgtow trust fund influencer" of his day

Woahh ohhh!
blivi' on a prayer

>>531890427
Phrases like that spread around the whole internet years ago
Did you know people out there say "based" now too?

legendary difficulty is cock and ball torture
any tips? should I use fire or ice? feels like ice might be more helpful to avoid getting killed
armor is worthless

>>531890913
no, i don't interact with real people
the outside world scares me

>>531891010
my tip is to not play meme difficulties

>>531890913
people were saying based in the real life of 2010, I don't know what you're talking about

>>531891010
frost speed reduction only works when an animation stance changes like drawing a weapon
reapplying the flames dot effect is the way to use it on legendary

>>531891010
Illusion

>>531889862
Just find a nice skirt and a top that works well with it

>>531890728
>encouraging dogshit
fuck off

>>531890838
Still built civilization, cope and seethe

>>531891160
Holy assjank what is skyrim even made of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc_z3YQo6M4&

It's up

>>531891457
why do you upniggers never even check

>>531891324
*inherited civilization and deliberately devalued currency while his rule was beset with foreign wars of aggression to maintain the slave state of rome's "empire" and capped off with plague to upheave its reeking foundations
return to your redditations stoikek

>>531891010
>any tips?
yeah, turn down that stupid bullshit
having to kite trash mobs for half an hour because they have 30x your health pool and do 10x your damage isn't difficulty

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3528986594

>>531891673
I'm up

>>531891324
marcus aurelius was emperor in the late period of the western empire thoughever, he didn't build it.

he also arguably destroyed the western empire by installing his incompetent son as the next emperor, going against the tradition at the time of not having hereditary rule.

>>531892002
What else can you expect from a man named Commode?

Post boobs

>>531892363

>>531885679
Yeah, so what nerd?
>>531885639
9th Era Tamriel Adventures: Gomaperoland
>>531885690
It's the cabal's fault, or whatever shit they say

>>531892648
Bitch stole my tablecloth

i learned that mana is stored in the tits>>531892363

>>531886459
What tattoo mod bae?

>talk to Derkeethus
>game crashes
>it's repeatable
>random weapon node culprits
hm.

>>531891739
>>531892002
You will never be a part of the good emperors like the chad spaniards, nordicucks

Who are the highest ranking members of the Cabal?

Waifus that you would get pegged by?

>>531892363
That's verboten tho

>>531891302
I'm going to hit your mother.

>>531893034
>no weapon nodes this time
>menumaid2.dll
HM.

>>531893092
ghislaine maxwell, discord admin

>>531893092
The ones that are posting atm.

>>531892910
Buy a better one

>>531892363
80085

>>531888749
Glad you caught the joke

>>531893708
But I haven't even been active in the discord in months.

just finished bleak falls barrow and it took me an hour almost because of legendary difficulty

>>531894812
Fine, you don't count.

first world
>cyrodill
>high rock
third world
>all the other provinces

>>531895098
Yara's gonnna get troll'd

>Skyrim is a third world kingdom
-Uriel VII

>>531895517
>t.

>>531873737
this thing is so fucking busted I gained 15 Block levels parrying 3 attacks
Classic Mihail

Marry fuck kill with waifus posted ITT
Go

>>531895692
>Italy and Mexico are both Imperials
>Spain is somehow majority Bosmer
Uhhh... spainbros?

>>531896026
Marry your mom, fuck your grandma, kill your sister

>>531890728
I'm working on Cesanna (my altmer) atm. >>531891254
yeah but I want something PUFFY
>>531892975
I believe it was from a resource I found years ago from tumblr.

>>531895956
lel

>ride horse
>get into combat
>get knocked off horse (it took too much damage)
>finish fight
>look for horse (it disappeared)
>summon horse (X)
>pic related

>>531897480
Quit horsin' around

>>531897480
She can safely catch the horse with those arms.

Headcanon time: TES half orcs are the result of nords raping orc women (ane before you go ma strong orc wif, nords are canonically stronger than orcs).

>>531898691
if anything it would be imperials with orcs since they more or less live together now

>>531898819
But nords = vikings anon, and we all know vikings were murderous, rape-happy savages

>>531897480
hoerse gonna hoerse

>>531898691
there doesnt exist a single half orc

>>531899578
this is the part where we point fingers and laugh at the lorelet

>>531892363
yay!

>>531896652
>yeah but I want something PUFFY
Then you probably want to look in korean or japanese sites, they love their huge puffy anime dresses

>>531899689
go ahead and name one

and no, vampire isnt a race

explain why your waifus boobs are the size they are lorewise

>>531900405
My powerful evil thalmor altmer wizard wife has small, aristocratic tits because no woman with fat tits knows how to cast spells

>Nedes get bred by Altmer for so long, the product of this shit counts as separate race
>ends up losing 2 inches in height over what would later be called Imperials

>>531900405
Gods willed it.

>>531900405
bosmer genetics

>>531900405
Muscle slider to the max.

>>531900405
My Dream
My Rules
My Dune

>>531900405
Bold of you to assume they thought hard about that. Well, they were hard when they thought about that.

>>531900405
muh immershun won't let me go much higher https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aponcdNu5IM

>>531901683
Heh

man survival mode really sucks in skyrim, new vegas did it way better
getting cold and tired constantly is not fun at all

>>531901354
Name one of the racoons Muad'dib

I hate women so the first two quests I always do in Skyrim are The Heart of Dibella and The Winds of Change to get that sweet 20% damage to the opposite sex.

>>531900829
Theory: This didn't strictly happen as genetics don't actually exist when it comes to Mer since they are not strictly biological beings due to them descending from Aedra and Aedratic souls mantle the race of the mother (Mankar Camoran talks about this) on birth so really it's more like Bretons are just Nedes with quasi-Altmer souls and not actually genetically "half-elves". Men however come from the earth and thus are affected by natural laws like genetics, which means Imperials are possibly Nedes who did the sexy with Nords and Redguards and that's why they are distinct from Nedes.

>>531902804
you should do the companions quest for the chance of bullying and beating up women

>>531900405
Their family has been blessed by Mara, because the mother's maiden family were all murdered when she was young, so the goddess took pity on her and blessed them with enhanced fertility, and that in turn have resulted in all the women in the family having really large mammaries.

>>531903185
>the gods caring about elves
Haha, what a story!

>>531900405
Because my c0da, my rules nigga

>>531883668
in the game judging by the racial abilities it's

God tier: Orc, Breton
Good tier: Altmer, Argonian
Meh tier: Nord, Dunmer, Khajiit
Shit tier: Redguard, Bosmer
Jew tier: Imperial

>>531901354
>Racoons with Bend Will shout
what would they make you do?

>>531903474
Redguards are actually quite good, you can spam heavy attacks with a fast weapon and forever stunlock a tough enemy.

>>531900405
Maybe blessed genes, maybe a mutation, maybe titty magic, maybe the godhead was dreaming a horny dream. Tis a mystery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaA-geqVHlc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaA-geqVHlc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaA-geqVHlc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaA-geqVHlc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaA-geqVHlc

>>531900405
never trained in magic and leveled magicka
cowtits have no balance
and something someting testosterone manface anon once said
>>531902208
i was waiting for this video to appear for stealth archery
>>531901237
gotta feed those 14 kids kek

>>531902931
Theory: Physical characteristics of the ES races are profoundly affected by cultural memory. Grand changes to racial characteristics are ALWAYS accompanied by upheaval in said races origin mythos.
Examples:
Peoples of Cyrod lost all history of Nede Culture via slavery to Ayleid.
Chimer abandoned Altmeri History which results in Dunmer.
Bretons adopt Meric History leading to newly emergent race of men.

>>531900072
lovidicus was an imper thougheverbeit

>>531904525
Silammarammadingdong clearly suffers from chestlet cope

>>531904525
>never trained in magic and leveled magicka
thanks for reminding me that there will never ever be a proper SSE version of Mana Tanks

>>531900405
predicted with the elder scrolls

>>531905691
Coping chestlets just need to find themselves a big gf.

>>531903185
ngl I think this guy is an elaborate high brow satire on /tesg/ waifufags
>bogged bimbo face
>exaggerated highlighter yellow skin
>comically oversized boobs combined with comically undersized waist
>stupid asspulled lore justifications for all of the above that had no real thought or effort involved

Unironically a 10/10 bit, would be even more kino if you were an aggrieved femcel lashing out in this creative way.

So is this agreed that only manlets and womanlets make for good mages?

>>531906850
Nobody is dedicated enough to a /tesg/ bit to make a follower

>>531904308
>starfield
>7/10

>>531907137
Autism can be a big motivator.

>>531905691
>>531905992
that's why she wears a pushup corset usually duh
really though, at what point size a waifu break out of the chestlet zone?
double d's?
>>531905859
i think if there is one thing this place has been in agreement over for years it is that magicka goes in boob

>>531907043
breton men are 1.0 height like most other races
dunno where this manlet shit comes from

it comes from nordcuck players who seethe their favourite race has shit racial abilities & -10 to intelligence and personality
while bretons have OP racials with dragonskin and fat magic resistance buff

>>531906850
I think you're just butthurt because you don't like how she looks.

>>531908059
now you are vagueposting to a guy you are agreeing with?
how much of a petty cunt are you irl jesus christ lmao.

>>531906850
chicken and egg
satire about stereotypes can only exist because stereotypes exist in the first place

>>531908184
i liked her old bimbonics better, but you do you

>>531900405
She's got good genes + she produces alot of hist sap

possible to play morrowind with only a trackpad?

>>531904578
I like this theory as well.

The Vanaheimr+Nature of the Wildlands+Freak's Floral Meadows combo is too strong

mods for this feel?

>>531909692
>Freak's Floral Meadows
damn, that looks like it would send my GPU through the ceiling

>>531909974
i dont get it, there are like several cabins you can squat in
just ask all the murderhobos

>>531910085
it's supposed to be performance friendly

>>531910085
You are thinking about Freak's Floral Fields, Meadows is the debloated version

Is it true that stealth archer is shit in Oblivion?

>>531876936
Timey wimey bollocks

>>531910532
in og oblivion archery is shit yes
dunno about the remaster
I remember reading that they tried to fix it

>>531910532
i wouldn't know
i played as crusader like you're supposed to

>>531910476
hold the fuck up, I AM using Wildlands grass
you're telling me that shit is more performance heavy than everything else?

>>531910532
good, stealth archer syndrome is a curse that first bow you get give you
>>531911173
But it looks really nice

4000h in Skyrim and i'm going to first time ever travel to Sky Haven Temple with Esbern and Delphine.
What i'm in for?

>>531911517
The tundra doesn't look that good

>>531911537
you will cut through an actual army of forsworn and unironically perform a blood sacrifice to let those two ungrateful fucks into a fully decked-out Batcave, only for them to literally kick you out, if you don't agree to kill Paarthurnax

>>531898691
There's a lore book in game literally about orcs raping human women
Children mostly always take after the mother

>>531911537
threesome with a geriatric eunuch and the most useless breton in existence

>>531911537
delphine complaining about greybeards & shitting on esbern for enjoying architecture

>>531907664
>at what point size a waifu break out of the chestlet zone?
When a woman appears who has even smaller titties

Delphine is such a gigabitch
so far the most realistic female in TES
I will NEVER kill Paarthurnax you whore

>>531912082
why are they both so smug

Delphine needs rape correction

tbqfhwug i don't have any feelings on killing partysnax or letting him live
durnehviir is the better good boy dragon anyway

>>531910476
both of the freaks grasses are fairly heavy. this graph only includes graphics bloatmaxx grasses so it looks better by comparison but they are still like 2x more fps than the truly lightweight grass mods.

it's been a long day
without you my fren
and i'll tell you all about it
when I blivi again...

>>531912954
your taste in music is deteriorating

>>531912913
What's a "truly lightweight grass mod"?
I doubt such a thing actually exists

>>531912082
Me on the right.

>>531895517
Based
The Empire builds spaceships whereas the technology in Skyrim seems so lacking that the Nords can only rely on importing raw materials

>>531912082
can someone tell me which mod gives men these fucktarded boy band haircuts?
I really want it to stop doing it

>>531913265
cathedral is the classic example but there are others like verdant which I'm using. Go look up a youtube comparison there are a few of them. They obviously don't look as good as the bloatmaxx varieties but those grasses rape fps in a lot of areas so I consider them unplayable unless you have a monster rig.

>>531913718
Verdant looks good, but i don't use it since it doesn't have a green tundra option

Skyrim is like subsaharan Africa with snow

>>531913883
I don't like green tundra, just makes whiterun look like everywhere else and isn't even realistic, there are plenty of yellow/brown grasslands.

>>531882063
>>531882210
funny enough most of the spic modders in the beth community do FO4 stuff. those favela monkeys can't write legible descriptions to save their lives but they make some mean gun models.

>>531914174
>favela monkeys can't write legible descriptions to save their lives but they make some mean gun models.
probably just import them from other games

>>531914276
No joke

>>531913663
>The Empire builds spaceships
*built
1700 years ago by the time of TES5
they can't do it anymore
everything is going to shit, like IRL

>>531914009
Hon hon hon

>>531914427
pretty funny how the frog larps as a roman considering julius caesar genocided 1M+ gauls in his military campaigns lmao.

>>531913663
>cowers behind rikke once solitude falls

>>531914009
Ain't that the truth

>>531913709
ks hair

>>531913709
Best bet is to start with whatever NPC replacer you're using, if not that then any vanilla hair replacers.

>>531914593
Ulfric hides behind Galmar too bro. That's the final purpose of an adjutant.

>>531914590
the only legit genocide were the Belgae and they literally asked for it

is nord society patriarchal or egalitarian?
some women like Olfina and Uthgerd seethe about men but you never see any discrimination

>>531915245
Just women being women

>>531915245
don't think we've ever gotten descriptions of a nord family unit desu. I'd guess egalitarian since it seems that way. those two just need to get laid.

>>531915245
nigga Olfina is dating Jon Battle-Born

>>531914417
The Imperial Mananauts and their spaceships are still around, or at least it is strongly indicated to be present during the events of Oblivion according to the PGE 3.
>>531915245
They practice serfdom and serfs aren't allowed to join the Stormcloaks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=936OY7Z6sOs

>>531916009
That image reeks of reddit considering the context of the actual photo

>>531915924
>Imperial sympathizers cant throw dick
his point stands desu

>>531916278
she's telling you "I have a boyfriend" without telling you

>>531916009
>Imperial Mananauts and their spaceships
what is this gay nigger horseshit

Which race has the most promiscuous women

>>531916823
bosmer

>>531912082
>>531912140
>>531912305
You get additional scene of Alduin resurrecting Dragon. Then at Rorikstead Delphine and Esbern bug out.

>>531916810
PGE 3 which is explicitly a bad (as in wrong or exaggerated knowingly) text

>>531916823
used to be Dunmer but their whorishness got nerfed after catholic conservative Todd took TES away from degenerate coomer Ted Peterson

>>531917092
thank god that todd keeps that idiotic faggot dnd shit out of the games and out of my sight. I would drop the franchise in an instant if it devolved into yet another ultra high fantasy cartoon slopfest.

>>531917092
it doesn't actually mention spaceships or void excursion still being a thing
the Mananauts themselves seem to be an order that doesn't really do jack shit anymore, like British Knights

>>531917218
source?

>>531917387
daggerfall has in-game books where it's mentioned dunmer women are whores
the most famous one is The Real Barenziah

>>531917370
uh bro PGE 3 came with Oblivion. it's fine as a thing but understand anyone using it as a hard source is hoping you don't know the book is bullshitting half the time.
>>531917374
yeah that was more ESO crystalization. just another reason to hate it.
>doooood le heckin MOON CUM VAULTS xDDDD

you guys are a bunch of gender lovers

>>531917554
What's it called? i need to read that

>>531917637
>uh bro PGE 3 came with Oblivion.
in an in game book, aka not a part of the real game because no one reads them, the gutter where they toss all of the wank bullshit that the nerd faggots on their writing squad come up with.
If they started putting that shit into the actual game the franchise would go right into the trash where it belongs.

>>531907664
>at what point size a waifu break out of the chestlet zone?
When you go from looking at them and saying "niiiice" to saying "ZAMN!!!" or "AWOOOOOGA"

>>531917765
Nvm

>>531917982
Stop ruining the thread. We were talking about lore.

the dream TES life would be being a powerful Telvanni mage just chilling in your comfy mushroom tower and raping female slaves of various races

Chestlets aren't real women

>>531917967
>in an in game book
no anon, it was a booklet that came with the game. arguably less important than if it was in-game desu.

>>531914417
what's so hard about riding a contained explosion?
all of this has happened before and it will happen again

>>531918240
based. All women should get boob jobs if they got tiny tits

>Skyrim has two (2) Vvardenfell landmasses
>not a single good mod using them

>>531911537
You can find a katana that does bonus damage to dragons that'll be marked as stolen if you progress the mq enough and don't kill Charles Martinet.

>>531902991
companions for me aren't giving that quest anymore and idk why

>>531917982
i see

>>531918517
morrowboomers don't actually exist and are instead queers who pretend to like a game they never played after watching a 20 hour video essay about how heckin high brow and intellectual it is.

>>531918701
it also attracted a lot of LGBTQ people and they are generally annoying, they have to let everyone know they are gay or trans or asexual

>>531918701
i hated morrowind and loved gothic

>>531918240
Rude.
>>531918309
Is that based on Project Orion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)

>>531918309
pretty sure TES space ships are not chemical rockets, and to answer your question properly, only 4 countries on planet Earth figured out how to make a person ride a "controlled explosion" so far, so pretty damn fucking hard, by standards of things which had theory pretty much worked out a good century ago

>>531919062
Lewd sex with this chestlet.

>>531918118
And what're you gonna do if I don't?

>>531918980
despicable FAS addled alcoholic g*rmanoid detected.

>>531918118
quit acting like a wokegender

>>531891010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18FhZpUFyGI&ab_channel=PoorMan%27sProductions
In no order of brokeness
kite better
be wary of killcam
be a breton
spell absorption
impact perk
enchant for 0 cost spells

>>531919181
Gothic was the White Man's early 00's RPG
deal with it however you wish, creatura

in sexlab do I have to choose between wet or plap sounds? No dynamic option to have both?

>>531919062
>>531919109
You're fucking up the thread. Fuck off

>>531918251
You're talking to a shitposter who doesn't actually care about lore

>>531919109
>only 4 countries on planet Earth figured out how to make a person ride a "controlled explosion" so far, so pretty damn fucking hard
this nigga has never heard of cars

>>531919062
project orion is based insanity, but there is too much youtube shitter misinformation on it
i wish AYYs would finally invade so we can get the truth about the cabasa-howitzer
anyway, i think it is the russian interpretation of a titan III kek

What new lands mods are worth playing the most? i've only ever played bruma once and didn't finish it

>>531919964
Make me, filthy jibaro
>>531920243
If you just want a fun wilderness then I would suggest the version of Chantrelle before the lastest one.

>>531919964
crybaby wokegender

>>531920243
New? There really aren't any. Baan Mular I think got an update but the last time I played it, there was nothing there outside of screenshotting

>>531920140
The best way to shut down lore shitposting is to be knowledgeable and ready to learn more.

>>531920457
New as in adds new worldspaces

>>531919181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PcUQQOODv0
>>531919109
whatever you say mr koroljow

>>531920185
sir, I'm terribly sorry to inform you, but combustion quite literally does not fucking qualify as an explosion
matter of fact, there is a clear distinction between the two, dictated by the speed of the chemical reaction

>>531920837
>but combustion quite literally does not fucking qualify as an explosion
cope. magnitude doesn't change fundamentals. spaceships don't literally ride the explosions either.

>>531921123
>>531920837
true spaceships ride the solar winds

>>531921350
I have no idea what bethesda was thinking with saarfield. outlandish sci-fi btfo nasa shit.

>>531920243
Baan Malur now has a few quests
Northpoint if you just care about the worldspace & not quests (because it has none)
I guess Olenveld for the same reason as Northpoint, because its main quest sucks ass

>>531921123
chemical rocket engines literally do perform a controlled explosion
SRB's aren't even controlled, you just light that shit up and pray it holds together
google that shit or something and stop being a sore loser, there is no cookie at the end
I'm not apologizing either, this was your decision

>>531917218
>Today I will remind them.

Dunmeri women got their reputation for promiscuity as a direct result of their denial of the old Altmeri Culture they left. The long lived Altmer believe that the world is a "Divine snare" perpetrated by the Devil Lorkan. They are reticent to bring more souls into this trap and therefore have few children when compared to other races. This, obviously, can only be successful if they are not beset by threatening external forces that would unbalance the scales.

See the Falmer: The Falmer had a belief structure very similar to the Altmer. When the Nords arrived to threaten them, they failed to adapt and to replenish their numbers even though they were dying at a much greater rate. Bear in mind this is while the Falmer possessed martial, magical, and technological superiority along with a homefield advantage. (See "Fall of the Snow Prince") They lost simply because the entire species of Falmer likely had less children in a year than a single Nord Warlord had wives.

When the followers of Veloth abandoned Summerset they took the name Chimer. Changed Elves. Different from the Altmer. The practical question I pose to you is "Who changed them?". The answer: The Gods. Specifically the three "Good Daedra": Azura, Mephala, & Boethiah. Our discussion focuses on Mephala.

Mephala, being predisposed towards feminine traits & Matriarchal in sentiment, is credited with teaching the female Chimer the simple truth that their species will face death at a much greater rate than they were used to upon Summerset. Therefore, it is their responsibility, as females, to replenish the ranks of the Chimer to accommodate this new lifestyle. It is, subsequently, the responsibility of the females in Velothi culture to "carry out" the courting process. This practice, along with the successful replenishment of the Chimeri & Dunmeri species over many millennia, has lead to the merited rumor that Dunmer Women are "Promiscuous". Especially by elven standards.

>>531921884
>still coping
I guess you ruskies do like getting raped. unfortunately for you I'm not an orc so you can go to your corner any time now.

>>531920243
The Gray Cowl of Nocturnal
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/141327
Finish Bruma

>>531916810
>what is this gay nigger horseshit
As far as I remember, there are enormous moths the Empire build fortresses on top of, which have the ability to travel to space.They're called Moth Ships.

>anon will sperg out about waifus but somehow an offtopic discussion on what does and doesn't count as "explosion" is ok

>>531922078
we are the rapists in virtually every other scenario besides the one you've just made up in your head
also, not an argument
take a fucking L already

>>531922350
>take a fucking L already
where's it at tho, cyкa? all I'm seeing is you trying to quibble over minutiae and not liking when it gets thrown back at you.

>>531922238
that sounds utterly retarded
thank god a normie like todd is able to tardwrangle the autistic losers that come up with horseshit like that.

I just can't take people without natural 25% magic resist seriously. You're like kids with down syndrome to me. Disabled, impaired, inferior.

>>531921978

>>531909974
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/85455

>>531921978
imagine the fat, pasty, sweaty fuck that wrote this shit as an elaborate cope for the fact that he could never get laid IRL.

>>531922126
looks like she's about to get knotty

>>531922537
explosion and combustion are two separate things, you dumb fuck
car ICE combusts fuel
rockets explode
you going lalala can't hear you means nothing

>>531922963
>explosion and combustion are two separate things, you dumb fuck
this isn't even the right argument you should have. You should be arguing about propulsion mechanisms vs combustion harnessing but you're too stupid and stuck up to even think of that. you'd still be wrong but it would be a better argument than
>hurrr buh 1 is bigrer

>>531920243
https://rentry.org/ngbnk3k7

>>531923164
go back to ragging on Synthia or whatever fuck you do, I'm done with you

>>531923389
I tried to put it in the OP bro. seems like that one anon is still seething.

>>531921527
yeah, giving us this cool tool of designing ships and then making it entirely pointless and annoying to even use certainly wasn't the smartest design choice
>>531922350
>>531922537
get a room and make up you two
>>531921978
i thought the time frame of ysgramor murking the prince after the return was quite short?
are you telling me it was decades?

>>531923430
concessions accepted
and for the record I only rag on synthiafag for not releasing followers

>>531923443
It was in the OP? Why did it cause seethe? I haven't been around much lately.

I CAST COMBUSTION

>>531923580
it didn't. no one cared but the fag who scalps the OP. guess he's still around is all.

>>531923580
It didn't, anons just forget to incude it because they just use templates when making threads last minute

>>531922948
That was a good one and it's a good carlos pic too

>>531923580
>Why did it cause seethe?

>>531923620
i feel no regerts starting this with a joke and it proves that you faggots will argue about everything

>>531923580
There wasn't any seethe
anons just forget

>>531923523
ship building was the one nice thing that game had
and then they make ships useless
it's like a humiliation ritual you pay for (if you are retarded)

>>531923751
>>531923757
>>531923819
>>531923945
Ah, fair enough. I was worried there was something wrong with the guide.

>>531921978
based lore knower

>>531922126
>Finish Bruma
The devs can't even finish it & you want him to?

>>531924080
SAKESTONE

>>531923523
I personally believe so but I don't think there's reputable timeline for the genocide of the Falmer. If someone has one I'd love to see it.

To me, "Fall of the Snow Prince" reads like its a few decades at least after Ysgramor. It lists a bunch of no-name Nords as the mightiest warriors of the day so I assume all the OG companions have fallen to time.

>>531924091
pretty sure it says in that book that dunmer women owe me sex

I drawed tonight

>>531924091
this being is suffering existence itself
why do you keep it around?
is it an avatar for someone you loathe IRL?

stop fucking telling me that i'm fucking handsome! if you ain't gonna break off dat pussy for a nigguh STOP TELLING ME I'M FUCKING HANDSOME! i'm tired of you redguard women telling me i'm fucking handsome. STOP IT! i'm fucking tired of you bitches lying to me and flexin shut the fuck up wit dat chit! if you aint gonna date me if you aint gonna gimme none of dat fat jumbo honey bun ass don't tell me i'm a great guy cuz if i'm so great bitch why ain't you fucking me why ain't you offering me no ass why ain't you offering to suck my testicles you fucking ho... STOP FUCKING TELLING ME I LOOK GOOD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTM6rB5zxdU

>>531924202
If there's one thing he misses from Akavir it was all the sake he could drink. And the funny straw hats.

why do they get to go beond the boarder?

>>531924406
Post it, or else

helmet on the left has a 68 armor rating with constant water breathing but the one on the right has objectively better enchantments (just helped me find an enchanted glass spear)

which should I go with?

>>531924406
that's not a drawing however
I can tell, because I used to draw, back when I still had energy and will to do that... before the 12 hour shifts... before I was in my mid-30's

>>531924985

>>531924558
Redguards can't be incel

>>531925090
the drawing has more ass than actual Yara

>>531925194
less arms too

>>531925021
you know what, because of the way armor works in this game it was only a 4 point difference on my total armor rating

going with the crystal helm

>>531925194
skyrim Yara is an adaptation of drawing Yara not the other way around

>>531924675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5rs7pfZuPs
>>531924285
i mean the falmerization of the betrayed certainly took some time, but the whole snow elf thing is so lazy and uncooked it's sad
they barely did anything to expand the lore with the dlc and i just want to punch gelebor in his dumb 4000 year celibate face

>>531925090
>ass
>normal arms
>high heels
This isn't the real yara poster

itsup UP UP
AMON ENB REBORN for Obsidian Weathers at Skyrim Special Edition Nexus - Mods and Community
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/99786

>>531926785
>upping an enb preset
give me a break nigger

>>531926785
sorry FOR LUX AND NAT3

>>531926138
east Asians are a horde of irredeemable bugs who will kill their fucking kin to avoid repercussions of a mild faux-pas, but holy shit do they have their music on fucking lockdown

>>531926453
it's a canon fact that she likes heels, the ass is just because of how her hips are angled, and her arms are still quite muscular.

>>531926138
They have always presented the lore as increasingly unreliable the further back in time you go and the Falmer are fucking OLD. I personally like that aspect of it because I like extrapolating off of the few pieces we do get. Clearly.

I forgive them for keeping Merethic Era shit vague. What I do not forgive is Todd not making Gelebor or his brother into hot a Falmer girl just becuase they want Serana to be the premier pale waifu of the DLC.

>>531926960
UPDEETED enb

>check on the new aco thread
>mfw

>>531927493
I give 7/10 for actual effort involved in making that comic, however vile it may be
take fucking notes and make something like that yourself, you lazy faggot

>>531927075
but even if gelebor was a cute snelfette, he would still be a macguffin that makes no sense
i think dawnguard is the true reason i hate emil so much

>>531927493
turns out that futa is in fact
gay

>>531927493
yoinked

>>531924152
Fair point

>>531925090
heh, wokegender

>>531928863
redhead ava is so much superior to bottleblonde ava

>>531927493
Thanks asshole.

>>531928016
That's the spirit. /tesg/ is so lazy nowadays and thrives on pure attention whoring. No followers or story to share just posts fishing for (You)s
>Hehe it's funbags friday please reply to me

is it a bot, or just low IQ?

>>531928082
Ye it was pretty clear he was just around so there would be a voice to explain everything instead of the player having to piece the story together by themselves.
But Gelebor's brother should be a hot crazy vampire snow elf ice-queen there is no excuse.

>>531929097
interesting attempt to turn posters against each other, non-contributor
keep me posted with the doubtlessly infinite more attempts you have lined up so I can care even less about those

>>531929097
This bait is awful, can you really say that to an avatarfag? You need to up your game. 0/10.

>>531929097
having personal haters, I don't have to worry about silly stuff like getting (You)s, they just come whether you want it or not, but I see the point

>>531929097
post your shared follower stories fishing for (You)s

>>531928970
That's not a redhead

>>531930325
is not?

>>531930325
it is now

Bloodmoons Skaal test of loyality is fucking bullshit.

>>531929148
>made a wokegender meme

you're all wokegenderbenderoffenders and you should feel bad

top 10 tesg wokegenders?

>>531931314
all me btw

>>531931148
the 4chin filename should que you into not even attempting toreply to me, but since this is well above a bots' pay grade, you are now officially a human being
a monumentally fucktarded human being at that

>>531929097
>Hehe it's funbags friday please reply to me
Hey fuck you

>>531927493
Keda kino. The intensity of the scene, the naughty protagonist, the touchy POV, It's perfect

>>531931782
>The triggered anon was actually the raccoon flag with the dysgenic waifu poster with the ugly face
lol exposed

>>531932043
>raccoon flag
make one for me, I will definitely use it in screenshots

mods for this feel?

>>531932043
qrd?

>>531928970
>bottleblonde ava
I did it because it would match her clueless personality. I like it.
>>531929097
funbags are very important. The larger the better.

>>531932262

>>531932517
NTA, but did you ever consider what the rest of us might think? Bring back redheaded Ava!

>>531931763
Yara is so hot but she seems like she wouldn’t be all that fun to hang out with

>>531932476
the QRD is that, instead of preserving his hypothetical status of a ChatGPT tendril - a much more merciful fate, given the circumstances, he outs himself as a real human bean (the kind that says "But I HAD breakfast this morning!" when prompted.

>>531933068
she'd be the kind of person who needs an introvert to coax them out of their shell.
in fact she is, Julie has to actively drag her along to go do social things

>>531932517
Is she part Indian? I know indians have that thing on their forehead

>>531933217
Does she kill niggers?

>>531933068
>yara
>hot

>>531933217
an extrovert*
>>531933380
no

>>531932476
the russian doth protest too much

>>531933217
>introvert to coax them out of their shell
1) you meant extrovert
2) this is how your extrovert fucking dies, once the common law allows introverts to open carry messer knives

>>531933801
>you meant extrovert
yes I did, I made a typo my bad
>this is how the extrovert dies
it's OK Yara understands socialising is actually good for her, she's just bad at it.

bye wokegenders, i play cyberpunk now

I'm heavily debating playing Skyrim or Darktide tonight

>>531934305
Good luck with the HRT and chopping you're are dick off.

>Alma tells me to go look for one of her bodyguards
>he attacks me on sight and I’m forced to kill him
>this causes her to become so distraught she give me a blessing
>screen fades out and she tells me she’s, “marked me as her own”
Did we make sex? My girl Nerevarine isn’t a dyke.

>>531932757
>but did you ever consider what the rest of us might think? Bring back redheaded Ava!
Then how else would she fit the ojou and dumb blonde stereotype she had since her creation?
>>531933249
It's a backup soul gem shard in case in the one in her chest fails.

>>531934485
i always knew ava was a tittsy-wittsy

>>531934305
you make me loathe you more and more so effortlessly, it's like you were programmed to do it

>>531934375
Skyrim is better than Darkshite. Though, we're in the Skyrim general, so obviously you're going to get people preferring Skyrim.

>>531934485
>soul gem focus on her chest
>backup on her forehead
seems like the chest one is the backup tbqhf

>>531888683
Thanks for the review.
I think Vicn's mods in general have been getting criticized more in recent years.

>>531934485
>>531934876
are they running in raid 1?

>>531934876
Shhhh, she'll figure out I'm hiding in the spare.

gay cunts

no u

>>531934876
man, fidget spinners lasted less than a kissless virgin trying to bang the love of his fucking life

Skyrim is shitty. If you disagree, you're shitty, too.

>>531935723
yer maw's a shite

It was a nice thread while the waifufrens were posting boobies.

>>531935723
counter-point, you are a joy-less faggot

>>531935891
No it wasn't. It was just the foreskin boys seething at us Americhads again.

>>531935723
i agree and deshittify it with my waifu

>>531936038
whoever replies to this in anger, absolutely deserves to be called a Europoor

>>531917637
PGE 3 was written by Ted Peterson surprisingly enough.

i'm going to smoke a big long jazz cigarette and look at some stars until you guys decide to accept us, even if our foreskins are still intact

Check out this HOT piece of shiny armor.

>>531936421
She looks evil. I would kill her and chop her head off and fuck the neck hole because I'm chaotic good like that.

is synergy a good perk overhaul?
i haven't played in a while and it looks interesting enough

who the FUCK makes these mods?
>walks up to me in whiterun while i'm selling shit to another npc
>boots me out of the sales menu
>OMG HI DRAGONBORN YOU'RE THE CHAMPION OF MERIDIA RIGHT??? PLEASE GO BACK WITH ME TO OUR SANCTUM WE NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR US
>HERE I'VE MARKED IT ON YOUR MAP BUT I'LL FOLLOW YOU ANYWAYS WE NEED TO GET OVER THERE RIGHT AWAY
>can't dismiss her
>doesn't appear as a follower on my followers list
>plays a dialogue line "COME ON, THE SANCTUM ISN'T FAR NOW" every 30 seconds (yes it is bitch, it's across the entire fucking map)

>>531936771
A lot of modders are autistic and can't place themselves in the shoes of others.

>>531936621
there is nothing even remotely good about the shit you've just said

>Opened YouTube
>It recommends me random russian shit with no views
>Picrel

>>531937203
I look like this

>>531937174
Killing evil = good
Raping evil = neutral

Good + neutral = good

>>531936601

>>531936771
modlist issue

>>531937203
based

>>531937203
Make sure to drop a like on my video.

>>531937361
Heh

>>531938869
My boy is all grown up.

>>531938869
You have that meme ass combat and couldn't even be arsed to download the wolf moveset mod that removes the instant unreactable hits?

>>531938869
trorru-sama.. I kneel..
yamete..
purease not nekkedu dogeza..

>>531938869
>618 damage in one click
riveting gameplay, faggot

>>531939883

>>531939923
How about you post yours bitchboy?

>>531939923
Well to be fair the troll is level 25 and he's 50. And he's using a fire enchanted weapon.

>>531940347
cunt I do 60 alpha on good day and I thought that shit was busted
what the fuck is the point of having eneimes with 3000HP (like those fucking werewolves you cried about a minute ago) when you can just clap that shit the same as the first fucking guy during "Unbound"?

>>531940103
what's the hair and does it have physics

>>531936771
What mod so i can avoid it?

>>531940929
Yeah, that's what I thought.

good night tesg

>>531941212
yeah, would you fucking answer?

>>531940992
Meridia's Order
https://files.catbox.moe/h50zdv.mp4

>>531938869
>raining
>snowy ground

>>531941496
holy shit lmao
imagine trying to do voiceover in english when you can barely speak the language

>>531941750
>frogposter
>retarded
Name a more iconic duo.
Yes, it can totally rain in winter.
You would know if you ever left the fucking basement.

>>531941808
Who would want to speak English, anyway? It's a mutt language of German, French, and Chinese.

>>531941496
>>531941808
I'm not hearing the problem, that's actually the best accented recording I've heard in Skyrim because the mic quality is good

>>531941808
I live in muttmerica so I'm just happy she's not speaking with a venezuelan accent

>>531935318
>>531935968
>>531937543
thrud follower when?

>>531942343
>and Chinese
really?

>>531942702
After we figure out what the THR stands for since the UD is the end of CHUD
It'll force his hand.

>>531924519
kek

>this quest will never trigger if you "stop by the musieum every now and then"
please tell me theres a patch for this shit...

>>531943281
by mephala she too will be bread soon

>>531942879
the raccoon chud

>>531942879
man, I don't know what the fuck any of that is, I just play with Unique Character, which is an old-ass, janky mod and a BodySlide preset that has like 15 negative values, which make most armor clip like it's going out of fashion, and also a bunch of Racemenu scales, which cannot be exported.
It's just a giant pain in the ass to even think about how I would attemp to go about making her a follower.

>>531943692
can't you export RM morphs on your current preset with SAM (the cam one)?

>>531943692
What racemenu scales did you change?

>>531943969
pelvis, forearms, biceps, spine, thighs, calves and god knows what else

>>531943868
Nta but how??? I've been putting off downloading obody because i would have to fully recreate my characters preset in bodyslide

>>531944161
I remember seeing a button to export morphs in the part where you can update sliders on npcs live but I haven't tried it myself

>>531939295
what weather mod do you pair with cabbage?
doesn't look like nat 3 to me

>>531943692
>bunch of Racemenu scales
these might help
for sliders https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/140014
for skeleton scales https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/152367
and how to manually skeletons https://trainwiz.tumblr.com/post/119061407899/how-to-make-skeletons-of-unusual-shape-in-skyrim

>>531945053
oh, the floating walking skeletor
I was losing my shit trying to figure out what was causing it
I never did
the most confident explanation I've ever came across said it's sex mods bugging it out, but I've never uninstalled any, and it went away anyway
just Skyrim things
I will check those links, thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnY4FM2PffE

any of you tried this creationslop? sounds pretty good at least.

>>531945773
Buy an ad

>>531945773
Vanilla preset looking bitch. If there isn't a good replacer why bother

>>531947330
bruh just make your own replacer, it's easy as shit.

>>531947391
I want other people to do it for free.

>>531945472
>floating walking skeletor
lol
it hasn't come back to bother me since so I wasn't too worried about it
yw

Are there any decent custom voiced followers? The ones I tried are not very good.

Bassianus or Klimmek.

>>531951291
Sofia
>>531951456
Klimmek

>>531951291
What have you tried?
I think 3dnpcs followers are pretty good (although their Fallout 4 mods are way better)

>>531951291
Here you go :)
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/148029

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/154657
its up