>Joja Edition

>Previous thread >>529227859

>Official News
Version 1.6.16 is coming... Someday.
1.6.16 modder's pre-alpha is now available.
Check some of the expected changes (mods-wise):
https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Migrate_to_Stardew_Valley_1.6.16

I'm in love with Haley

>>531864925
>Can she still get preggo? That'd be hot.
Yes, and it was the first mod I think ever to add pregnancy sprites, somehow.
>I'm sure once I start playing she will also have a cute and funny personality to help endear her to me.
She is very much "Jas". That is to say, it's an expansion mod trying to stay true to her actual character and personality. If you want cute and funny, Morgan is basically the walking embodiment of that, or the c-team, both highly recommended. Jas' mod has lewd in the options and you can knock her up, but is not trying to be *wink wink nudge nudge* if you know what I mean. She's more of a daughterwife.

>>531872808
Would /sdvg/ eat the communal potluck slop?

>>531872808
Mod sauce?

I installed the mods but my Recette and Tear are still Pierre and Caroline, is it because of the seasonal outfits mod?

>>531873927
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/31079?tab=images

>>531874892
Yes. Recette and Tear are mainly sprite swaps, so they tend to get overwritten by other mods

>>531875189
Any elegant way of fixing this or am I just fucked here?

>>531875383
You can toggle off Pierre and Caroline from that seasonal outfit mod. That way Recette mod will take over instead.

>>531875564
Sorry for the stupid question, I'm sure it's been asked a billion times - how exactly do I turn it off for those two? Just go in the mod files and remove them?

>>531862103
It's 100% legit. The newer CGEvents on Nexus has several new features, just compare the docs.
>>531876248
Most seasonal outfits made for or updated for 1.6 allow you to toggle characters individually with Generic Config Menu Mod. If yours doesn't, you have to delete files. You'll get yellow errors in the console but they're harmless.

>>531876447
I'll wait for any of the Anons ( Jas, Morgan, Beez and Shino ) mods update and they specifically tell to us to update it. I don't want to mess with the cute and funny mods we use.
>Generic Config Menu Mod
This mod is a must to have.

bruh what da frick!!!! i thought i was playing le comfy game

>>531882885
>People out there like this loser

>>531882885
It is comfy, but not kiddy-tier comfy. It touches on some heavy adult topics and you're close to seeing one.

>>531884275
Fat useless retards are an acquired taste

>>531882885
>push him off the cliff anon

>>531882885
it's mostly comfy

>>531885521
Why has nobody made a mod that lets me bash him over the head with a bottle and then roll his sad wasted flesh off the cliff.

I posted about this last year, why havent you lame-Os done it yet.

>>531894418
There are modding wiki links in the last thread. Get off your ass or continue being a brooding edgelord bitch.

>>531895803
I did my part, you can milk Jas because of me.

Does Shane even do any actual ranching with those blue chickens after doing his events and fixing the CC?

>>531898329
yes. he takes care of marnies chickens and sells eggs

>>531918404
I fell for the coffee meme

>>531920218
>meme
How so?

>>531925941
Probably means how coffee is technically one of the most profitable crops to process in the game but is an ungodly amount of manual labor

>>531928383
>ungodly amount of manual labor
What do you mean? It's the same as any other crop

>>531928830
Brewing coffee is more profitable than any other keg item but the plant needs harvesting every two days and the kegs need refilling every two in-game hours for max profit, that's way more busywork than more idle stuff like fruit wine

>>531928830
Except shortened onto a 2 day time table, so you're constantly busy harvesting coffee and refreshing kegs, leaving little time for anything else. If you're locked in on grinding money then sure, but if you want a "set and forget" income stream then wine is better.

>>531868360
Forever and always

marnie looks so cute in her winter garb

I actually love Marnie a lot.

>>531963862
Hands covered in truffle oil typed this post

>>531964072
The Mayor doesn't love her. If he did he would've married her in a heartbeat. He just wants to be remembered as a corrupt and lousy mayor.
I also love Robin and Jodi.

How come CA never added more content regarding player characters' children?

>>531981782
We have no idea. Marriage is still so underbaked and it's like the last thing stardew needs an update for so the game can really be everything it should be.

>>531981782
IMO he think there's no need when the playerbase can do that themselves. That's why he support a lot modding content.

anyone have recommendations for similar Wikicore games like stardew?

>>531987518
Noita

>>531987518
If the autism is strong within you try rimworld.

>>531987518
Terraria
Noita is not like Stardew, but it is good, and it is very wikicore

Is the glitch to the other gender locker in the spa, real or fake?

Anyone,know who is also a wrestling fan, knows what hairstyle is Emily’s is

>>531990446
>wrestling
Why?

>>531964452
>Jodi
She's the most attractive of the older women at Pelican Town for me, but she seems to regret being a mom and a wife so much and frequently mentions that she wishes she could have "seen the world" before settling down or something along those lines.
This makes me lose almost all my appreciation for her, it's an immature and selfish way of thinking for a mother, disrespectful to her husband and hurtful to her sons.

Women like this don't belong in marriage and motherhood, they belong in the streets. Kent made a mistake.

>>532000387
Where is my 1.7 update where you can steal all the milfs of the valley?

>>531987518
Nethack.

>>531990446
long pixie cut

>>532000387
I wouldn't be too hard on her. Regretting the loss (or rather never having) of a carefree life signals more that her life isn't very good right now than anything else.
Two children, her husband is at war and it is unknown whether he will return. The entire house is on her and Sam, who does not want to grow up yet, because he sees what adult life can be like. So, no help from him either.

I admit, I fucked her after that bass dinner, which seems to confirm your thesis rather than mine, but mods are not canon anyway.

>>532003135
>canon
The reason Ape barely add content to the game is because he let the players create their own stories. Hence why so much NTR and troons and what not in a several mods.

>>531996660
WWe 2k25 is coming to switch 2

>>531981782
Never forget APE LIED and PEOPLE DIED.

Make me wonder, maybe he never added children content, because you can get rid of them with the witch magic and if the childrens was more than mindless drones, that would be the same as murder.

It's weird to say this here but 2 days ago I started considering a playtrough of stardew and installed it, and today grandpa died.
I guess I could start it tonight.

>>531964452
never got the love for coal burning Robin

>>532035138
First girl that welcomes you to the valley, very cute redhead, then you find out she's married to a nig
She's like the forbidden fruit that ape took from us

>>532035138
>>532037145
>mocks your grandpa's love shack fully knowing that she's the one who will profit from it later
BEHEAD Robinfags.

>>532037293
Sorry but most people doesn't mind that. We all know she isn't very bright.

>>532036360
Is that George and Evelyn?

>>532000387
Jodi is a responsible mother and a loyal, if lonely wife. She keeps her household in order, she continues in her role as caregiver to her children even when her husband isn't around. But she feels emotionally unfulfilled by it, she feels trapped. That feeling of being trapped would not exist if she did not feel the weight of her responsibilities. If Jodi were a bad mother she'd spend Kent's money on trips to Zuzu city to live out all her fantasies, while her kids had to scrounge for food in the trash next to Linus. If she were a bad or selfish wife she'd leave Pelican Town and take the kids with her, and find a new man somewhere else. She does neither of these things. She stays in her husband's house, waiting for him, and she cares for her children.

So it's easy to forgive her a little bit of wistful melancholy over what she could have done instead. After all, if she were truly uncaring and unprincipled she could simply abandon her family, there would be nobody to stop her if that was her true desire.

should i bother using scarecrows?

>>532051116
yes

>>532051116
This is like asking if you should bother taking cover in a shooting game. What the FUCK are you smoking?

>>532051116
Nah, nothing is gonna happen to your crosp don't worry

>>532051116
Keep doing what you're doing and when you lose some expensive crops to scarecrows you'll be the one to decide if some plant fiber, wood, and coal was really more valuable than what you lost.

>>532051249
>>532051362
>>532051452
>>532051556
alright first of all im new here i just started playing this game and i dont havbe th ein and out knowledge that all of the pros have also i have anxiety and am very shy so it takes a lot for me to even make a post so when you respond with negativity and spit like this it really hurts my feelings and you know what this experience will probably make it so i never post here again. i thought this was suppsoed to be a comfy game with a comfy community and i just want to have fun and experience the game and have fun with the communtiy but you all have struck me down like a dove in a lightening storm

Shit bait.

>>532052902
The community on here isn't comfy and most people are probably annoyed since you'll see in the first ten days why you should have scarecrows.

>>532052902
I wasn't being mean, I was being honest. You should keep doing what you like, and then when you find out why the game encouraged you to make scarecrows, you can make an informed decision about if you think it's worth it or not.

>>532036360
Marnie and Marlon in the background, but I thought Marlon/Evelyn/George were way older than Marnie.

>>532060370
That impression is probably because Jas refers to her as her aunt, suggesting she's only one generation older than her, but she's also Shane's aunt, meaning she's more like a great-aunt (grandmother age to Jas)

>>532043021
>Jodi is a responsible mother and a loyal, if lonely wife.
I don't disagree, I never said she was a bad wife. I think that despite being a dutiful mother, the things she say about feeling trapped in her marriage are very disrespectful to her children and her husband who was fighting a war and might have returned home in a coffin.

I might be mistaken here but I also vaguely remember some dialogue where she suggests she should have had "more fun" before settling down.

What kind of "fun" does an unmarried woman have that a married woman cannot theoretically have?
Imagine listening to your wife saying something like "I wish I had enjoyed my freedom more before marrying you". Imagine how that would make you feel.

>>532060370
Marnie and Marlon look like children in the photo

>>532035138
I like redheads a lot Anon, and I was disappointed to see her married to an autistic faggot. One of the cases where I enjoy NTR. Sabrina is cute as hell tho.
>pic related
Man I miss the Inworld AI mod.

i'm transgender

Hope Xtardew gets more content.

>>532035138

>>532076802
Does the mod not work anymore? Never used it

>>532079323
Nope, and it was banned by nexus.

>>532079642
Why would it be banned?

>>532080484
Probably because it made people connect to Inworld's servers which is forbidden.

>>532080484
Basically all these AI chat mods make you pay for higher limits and that's a big no-no for Nexus.
>>532080560
Mods that connect to the internet aren't inherently banned, you just need janny approval first.

hey girlies, i just entered my 2nd year! i managed to make 60k during winter and i'm ready to make even more! does anyone have any suggestions for which crops to get? i have quality spinkies at the ready as well which im very proud of! i have the iridium spinky recipe as well but i don have any reliable way to get the ore yet

>>532081373
Hmm... assuming you haven't completed the CC, don't have an Ancient Fruit operation to scale up, and did not save a stash of strawberries... do you have a bunch of coffee beans saved up? You can scale them up into pretty large operations if you have enough to start from

>>532082903
i have nothing really saved up from previous seasons. i didnt really start farming until midway through summer. i have some raw veggies but no seeds

>>532083660
If that's the case without a stash spring is still kind of a wet fart of a season compared to summer and fall
In summer, assuming you have desert access you can buy Starfruit seeds from Sandy and dip your toes into producing wine with kegs though

>>532084118
i have 20 fermenting barrels im thinking of buying a bunch of potato and pickling that and use all the profit from that into stawbewwies

>>532084118
also i dont have the desert yet those safe bundles are expensivwe : (

>>532084756
Make that your goal for your spring operations then
Plant many potat, then plant many strawb on the 13th

>>532081373
You can buy iridium sprinklers off of Krobus in the sewers every Friday (his stock rotates by day of the week). They cost 10k and he has only 1 in stock each Friday, so you won't amass them quickly but it's a nice way to gradually add to your stockpile of iridium sprinklers. But that's for later, 60k will have to be sunk into seeds.

Should look at what bundles you haven't completed in the community center and plan crops based off that.

Installed Stardew Valley Expanded only to find a depressed pink haired girl. What would it say of my character if I romanced her?

>>532089464
You'd like to stick it in the pink. Your opinion on the stink remains to be seen.

>>532089464
That you're tasteless cattle just like all the other Sophiafags who in turn make up a vast majority of SVEfags.
>le quirky anime and cosplay-loving girl who's heckin' depressed but wait! she's actually a millionaire!
>also she gives you an iridium sprinkler right off the bat, please please please LOVE her!
>and she's explicitly made to be one of the hardest non-unlockable NPCs to befriend at the start of the game, don't hit on her silly boys teehee

>>532092373
Well, I usually soley romance Haley but since this is my first time dabbling in mods I figure I'd shoot for someone else.
Really, I'd just like to fuck the pink haired girl. Is that so bad?

>>532094963
Sophia is so fucking bad Flashshitter had to cater to negative criticism of his literal waifu and remove nearly every single mention of anime and cosplay (and there were LOTS) from her dialogue, and this still doesn't fix any of her many major issues. My point is, you're about to perform the video game equivalent of sticking your dick in a garbage can.

>>532089464
Find out why she's sad and ignore the haters in internet who dislike her for petty or stupid reasons.

>>532094963
>Is that so bad?
Sophia isn't that bad (but purple wives are better), this general just has a resident autist who gets really triggered by her and for some reason feels the need to justify his rage boner by making up and exaggerating flaws.
She doesn't give you an iridium sprinkler, she still does cosplay (including a heart event) and watches anime. Befriending her isn't especially difficult either.

>>532110258
>Sophia isn't that bad
>undergoes a rewrite to remove not only 98% of the anime and cosplay references in her dialogue but also shit like her stuttering and internet baby talk (spoop)
Your heckin wholesomerino depressed millionaire girl is just THAT shit, dood.

>>532111327
>dont romance this character because their dialogue sucks
>also 98% of the sucky shit has been changed

>>532111489
>conveniently ignores the fact she's still shitty "pity me while I wipe my tears with cash!!!" waifubait at her core
Do Sophiafags really?

>>532111704
NTA, but I'm starting to think you're triggered by the fictional character wealth.
This seriously seems like your main complaint, lol. She's also white, btw.

>>532111937
>/pol/shit
And there it is. Yes, her wealth makes her an intrinsically shit character because she has no flaws other than being le socially awkward (gasp!). This is a game where you start with nothing but a shitty rundown farm and then the mod introduces a waifubait cunt who was handed down her fortune and massive gigantic plot of land and the ability to keep producing the most expensive special wine in the mod and you still expect me to suck her off like the majority of SVEfags who go "wowie pink waifu :333"?

Holy incel.

>>532112668
...and many other things we can say about the Sophia audience.

What a faggot really.

I can't say Sophia really struck me very much. None of the girls in SVE really impressed me.
Haley remains the fav I guess.

I can't accept any mod that adds OC donut steels, it feels wrong, if not outright sacrilegious
Do I have the 'tism?

>>532126964
The troons on nexus don't make good mods. It's all weird projection, quirky donut steel oc's and self inserts of themselves.

>>532129181
Yes. I'd actually consider agreeing with you if the game had any semblance of good writing but alas, Ape literally doesn't give a shit about that. Every character who isn't romanceable is grossly neglected to the point some barely have events (don't get me started on Sandy who has ZERO events). I engage with fanfiction mods as a way to cope with knowing that the game is forever doomed to have absolute dogshit character interactions and stories.

>>532129715

>>532139550
Bullying Clint is bad m'kay?

>>532111937
>fictional character wealth
Seems like bullseye to me based on his other posts. It doesn't even make sense when SVE places two actually wealthy romance options smack dab in the middle of the town in the form of Olivia and her son.

Some of you seriously need to take a break from the internet

How about a mod where you skin Pierre alive then put the flesh cloak on a scarecrow animated by forest magic so you can finally have a shop that opens on wednesdays
>Joja
no

is there something i can do to get higher tier crops more consistently? i still need to finish the quality crops bundle. i managed to get pumpkins but i was one short on corn, so i need to get 5 gold parsnips in spring and 5 gold melons in summer so i dont have to wait until fall to finish this thing

>>532150975
Your fertilizer, bro?

>>532150975
That's what fertilizer is for. Basic fertilizer will give a small boost to crop quality and it's the first type you unlock, and is easy to craft. Quality fertilizer requires fish to craft, and is the best you can do for boosting quality. Your farming skill also plays a role I think.

It's fairly easy to do the quality crops bundle if you use quality fertilizer then spam the crop you need as much as you can. Through sheer numbers you'll get it.

>>532150975
>is there something i can do to get higher tier crops more consistently?
Fertilizer helps. You won't be able to consistently get gold quality but you will greatly improve your yield of gold quality crops. You need to farm at scale + use fertilizer to brute force the yield.

> i still need to finish the quality crops bundle. i managed to get pumpkins but i was one short on corn, so i need to get 5 gold parsnips in spring and 5 gold melons in summer
Parsnips are one of the easiest crops to spam fortunately. Very short growing time and dirt cheap seeds. Get some quality fertilizer in the soil and spam parsnips until you what you need. Save up money cause Melon seeds are expensive and you will need to spam them as well, and unlike parsnips they're not as forgiving so you really have to go hard on the numbers if you want to make sure.

I stopped playing stardew before 1.6 came out. Did the jas mod ever get updated with all of that new stuff they were teasing like the animated swimsuit portrait?

>>532155562
It got a small update after 1.6 to adapt the new winter outfit to her portraits and some other small things, but that's it. We're still waiting on the big update. JasAnon posted several times in the last thread, we know he's still working on it and all.

>>532155562

>>532156041
Jas froggy a qt

>>532139550
>not taking the quest and waiting until both Clint and Emily are in the saloon so he can see her kiss you with her thinking you got the gem for her.

>>532162123
Literally everybody does this. The existence of that meme is a puzzle in itself.

youre telling theres a mod that lets me rape Jas?

>>532173210
Sorry, vanillaGODS only.

>>532173210
No there's mods that let you form a mutually loving relationship with Jas.

>>532162371
I dont, because I'm not managing that cucks stuff.

>>532174903
And that's how it should be

I do not care for the witch girl mod.

We need more content and her friends in the valley

>>532196249
More for me.

>>532197197
How many witches in the valley so far?

>>532200341
Out of the little girls: Morgan, Constanze, Ashley and Nobeta. Imagine if they formed a coven to cast curses on the poor farmer, how terrible h-haha...

>>532200580
We need more girls in the valley. Shame several was abandoned and others like Lana, without ETA

>>532208437
We need more fish in the valley, not girls.

>>532200580
How horrible it would be if they accidentally made the farmer a werewolf who had a hunger for cunny.

>>532200580
Morgan must already be casting some spell on me because every time I see her my penis gets bigger and harder.

>>532219995
What about we compromise and put more mermaids in the valley.

should i be preserving my potates?

>>532245678
Why? Just sell it directly

>>532247703
im sorry

>>532245678
Potatoes aren't worth much, if you have processing items like preserves jars you should be putting whatever is the most valuable normal quality thing you have, for spring crops that probably means cauliflowers but if you only have potatoes then sure why not
Main reason to have preserves jars is expensive fish roe from fish ponds

Not bad Pokemon Present. Waiting for Lana in the valley

Ok just give it to me straight, what is the best sex mod
I know some of you use them, so no point in pretending you are above it

>Squad update
Version 0.5.0

Added the ability to recruit multiple NPCs at the same time, making it a true squad!
Added a slight friendship increase the more you spend time with NPCs. (Configurable)
Added unique bubble dialogue for Haley (more to come for the other bachelors/ettes in the future!)
It is now possible to disable bubble dialogue and pet sounds in the settings, if you don't want them

>>532253056
Ashley's mod has full blown VN scenes, that's probably the highest quality mod overall.
For vanilla I thought Valley Girls/Xtardew were the best and Lustdew was okay too.
Avoid lewddew, pic very related.

>>532268636
I think Morgan is second place with well done sprite lewds. I mean, other mods sprites are pretty bad, I don't know.

>>532268636
>Valley Girls
I just looked it up and nah man, you walk into girls you have 8 hearts with getting fucked by other guys
>Ashley's mod
That would be?
>Xtardew
Seems cool, I'll probably get this one

>>532245678
if you have the jars and nothing else to put in them, sure. also, if you're in year 2 you can get a potato juice quest so keep a dozen potatos in storage for it

>>532273990
>potato juice quest
elaborate

>>532274434
pam asks you for 12 potato juices. potato + keg. you have to remove the juice from the kegs while the quest is active to get credit

>>532269605
>getting fucked by other guys
Not when you get married, it's not like it's some cucking mod (that's unfaithful valley.)
>>532268931
Morgan and Jas both, sadly the latter one is mostly broken right now.

>>532282740
>Not when you get married
Anon, seeing the girl you are going after getting fucked in the ass on the beach in front of you is not a fun experience, I'm fine with lesbianism but that's a tad too far for me.

>>532274545
Ah those special quests. Yeah. In 1.56 I never got the one with Qi

>>532283712
The config lets you disable every pairing you don't want to see, I disabled all the guys + caroline because of Adarin's and Recette.
The world is your oyster, I can't imagine playing pretty much any mod on default settings.

>>532290578
>The config lets you disable every pairing you don't want to see
Oh, you could have said that sooner
In that case I could definelty use it.

Anyone tried this character before? https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/30181

>>532317242
Apparently she's supposed to be a lesbian but male farmers can dick her straight so it doesn't matter. I'm definitely interested in using it in my next playthrough.

>>532320408
I might give it a try. Kinda hungry for new content and the wait for the girls mods, is getting more dificult.

I last played this in like, 2018, but youtube slop has made me realize there's a *ton* of new stuff. What mods do people here most recommend to stay away from for less experienced players/are those big overhauls with new towns too much? really just lookin for something I can lose myself in on my steam deck desu

>>532337175
Definitely stay away from the big content expansions. It'd be one thing if they were particularly good but they all operate on quantity over quality and it will overwhelm you not being able to tell what actually has a use and what is just added bloat (vanilla already has enough of that problem as it is)

>>532343352
That's what I figured, I remember a friend complaining she was always looking at a wiki playing anyway. Is that one Ashley from warioware mod still maintained? I like her and wanna put her in if I can.

>>532343648
Yeah, check in the previous thread's archive for it, the mod repository we were using went down but anons pulled some links from the remains

>>532345232
Damn, I really picked the absolute worst time huh. Parsing through this is a task I'll leave for tomorrow. Fuck.

>>532351785
Options
1. Download the 2 part archive (might have em all idk)

2. Use the JSON, if youre complaining about the JSON, then thats AFTER I cleaned it up and stuck it into categories. Suffering is mandatory.

>>532352417
Oh I missed the double archive, downloading that now. Thanks for cleaning that shit up too, hopefully I won't have to go track stuff down on alternative sites for a bit.

>>532244761
BEHOLD

>>532155562
It got an update for 1.6 compatibility and a bit more content, but 1.6 hurt the jas mod and its dependencies badly to the point 1.5 stardew is currently better for jas than 1.6 is. So if you're playing for jas, stick with 1.5.

>>532371671
With so many good mods for 1.6, no one will use the 1.56 version anymore unless there's no other choice. Also Jas mod works well in both versions. The only thing you can't use right now is NPCA mod, but even that will change soon. The Squad mod seem pretty promising and eventually the Anons here will take a look to add their own exclusive content for the girls.

I believe the 95% of the important mods got updated to 1.6 already. Other got replaced by new modders joining the fray. I might be wrong but I believe is not worth anymore to "play the 1.56 vers" because the old mods.

>>532393204
Cow inflation sexo

>>532366868
What was Ape thinking with that Lewis romance subplot? Why couldn't he just have Lewis already have a wife his own age and didn't run a business and that Marnie could've been available for the farmer?

>>532405356
>He think old folks getting together is wrong
You just want the milf for yourself. It's obvious Ape by then was into young anime girls. No idea now, but he's a 4chan user so maybe nothing changed.

>Year 1, Spring
>Get a bunch of purple quality fish at the beach with some bait
Man, I wish there was a way to get a smoker for this. I can't afford 10,000g.

this was the moment i fell in love with the game

>>532423052
rape correction needed

>>532406490
>>He think old folks getting together is wrong
My problem is that Lewis is an uncommitted douche who thinks him being mayor is wrong for them to date just because Marnie runs a small business, he's not a fucking priest no one will give a shit if they got married publicly.

>>532413543
Just leave them in your fish chest

Hmm....weird thing. Despite it's a red alert, the store can be used just fine. Nothing seem broken really.

>>532413543
Without the free River Farm smoker it's pretty much endgame only for smoking the legendary extended family
At least it's not the dehydrator, that thing just won't even pay itself off with a 10k cost

>>532463246
>At least it's not the dehydrator, that thing just won't even pay itself off with a 10k cost
The hydrator makes sense if you're producing obscene amounts goods unless you want to spam kegs everywhere or use a mod that allow casks to work everywhere.

Starting a new modded farm but can't pick between VPP or Walk of Life
Anyone who knows either that can vouch for one?

>>532477103
>picrel
That's what I did in my last save. My rationale was somewhere along the lines of
>I know it might take a while to get another one AND I can't currently access the dessert so who cares?

>>532477817
I'm inclined to not care about giving that thing to the museum because every single time my bottleneck is some obscure thing like a mineral that just never showed up, not the prismatic shard

>>532477103
VPP is garbage. The skill tree system is basically nothing but soft cheats and shit you can find in other mods*, like reducing friendship decay or making shops cheaper the more friendship you have with the people running them. The professions thing is also worthless compared to WoL because while WoL changes ALL professions from the start, VPP only gives you new ones after mastery. VPP also appears to be buggy as fuck (just look at its massive changelog) and often has tiny incompabilities with all sorts of mods because it makes C# patches to a gorillion elements of the game. And finally, WoL has tons of fun changes like making hoppers actually useful by storing items as well as some really good professions, but unfortunately it doesn't allow you to disable specific professions so you're stuck with dogshit like the gimmicky slingshot one.
>*I actually left this as very levelheadeded feedback on the mod page when it first released, but Airyn the troon removed it because "uhhh criticism for newly released mods is bad because the author won't like to see it mmmmkay?"

>>532495762
I see
I was actually leaning towards VPP because I'm too used to vanilla professions and the new ones on WoL looked too different from what I'm used to.
But I guess I should switch it up and try something different for my next farm.

>>532495762
Fuck that bitch Ayrin

>>532506402
Has cunny team been updated yet because 2 events per char is too little

>>532514921
It's not just events, the mod has a lot more than that. Anubia's fanclub stuff (which unironically makes the C-team mod the single best challenge mod in the game's modding history, in that it actually rewards you handsomely instead of just making you pay taxes and dumb shit), the unique Winter Star gifts, Nobeta's cookie baking sessions and all the other small features like Anubia's slide.

>>532514921
No since BeebzAnon went for a break. I hope is not the case, but some people here believe he'll take until the end of the year.

>the scrollbar doesn't work in the latest version of Event Lookup
I fucking hate it. It's about time someone made an alternative for it already.

>>532538578
Huh, mine works fine. I would have to check to be sure tho

>>532548179
There's multiple reports of it so I'm not going crazy. You have to use the mouse wheel, and since I'm not using a mouse I had to waste an entire hour customizing an Autohotkey script to simulate the mouse wheel with keyboard keys.

>>532415710
This was the moment I fell in love in the game

>>532548746
can you not use page up and down?

>>532538578
>Android
That explain it. Many mods doesn't work very well for android. I can use it perfectly fine in my pc.

>>532561249
I can't wait for her update.

>>532561249
My cute little witch wife who I love so much!

>>532564141
I wonder what she did this time

>>532515592
>in that it actually rewards you handsomely
Oh good, I'm playing blind and was afraid I was screwing myself over by getting into the brown loli's fanclub.

>reached year 2 for the first time
>get hung up on what my crops should be plus the layout etc
>havent played in 5 days
i hate this feeling

>>532570886
It's also not too hard to bypass her taxes so the benefits arguably outweight the cons.

>>532570886
I like the debuff. Make it a lil harder to progress the game, without feel like you're playing some sort of hard mode.

>>532571031
I usually try to have between 10 and 15 quality sprinklers by the start of spring year 2, and I fit them in as neatly as I can in 3x3 plots near enough to my house they're easy to check on. I usually decide on my layout during the winter, since sprinklers don't move and aren't destroyed between seasons it's a good way to map out where I'm going to plant in spring.

For seeds, I start with whatever I have left over from last spring. I am always sure to buy a lot of strawberry seeds and save at least 8 of them for year 2, more if I can (8 crops is what will fit around 1 quality sprinkler, so I tend to measure out seeds in multiples of 8 at this stage of the game). If you don't have strawberry that's fine. Next I buy from Pierre's, and if I still need anything for bundles I prioritize that. I like to plant a little of everything so I'll do 8 of this and 8 of that around my sprinklers, but then will usually go hard on one cash crop. For spring, that's usually Cauliflower, until I bother to pick up Rhubarb.

I prefer cash crops with long growing times because I don't have to worry about harvesting and replanting most of my field for 10+ days, which gives me more time to work on other things, like the bulletin board orders or skull caverns.

>>532571031
if you get the super sprinkler/crow mod you can ignore sprinkler and scarecrow placement

>>532571031
If by layout you mean you have no idea to decorate your shit I like to stop time with Cheat Menu while I figure that out

>>532571031
Just plant what you want for your first year/playthrough. Unless you want to go as efficiently as possible it's best to just go with the flow for a little bit.

>>532268636
>Xtardew
Gonna look this one up

What do Jas' lips taste like?

>>532613323

>>532625854
Damn brat...

>>532625854
Shitty brat... needs correction.

>>532625854
And yet she still loves me.

Sad Summer femShane, basically gonna run with the idea that her financial situation's so dire all of her outfits are Jojamart rentals (lewd version is see-through)

Work on this stuff aside, recent goings-on with the internet have got me hella stressed out, bros. I just want to draw tiddies in peace...

>>532631652
Did she dye her pubes blue?

>>532631652
I'd be suicidal too if I was forced into prostitution by coca cola.
> recent goings-on with the internet have got me hella stressed out, bros.
Something's going on?

>>532631652
Looking good. Shane is my second least favorite character, so this is a massive upgrade.
>>532635563
I think that is a barcode.

>>532635849
>> recent goings-on with the internet have got me hella stressed out, bros.
Sounds like he's from the UK and on coom withdrawal already

I hope you're not from the UK Mud, or did you mean those crazy bitches from Australia that have found the cheat code for censorship and are getting adult content censored all over the place? Either way, it'll get better, just right now really sucks.

>>532173210
Only if you are Shane

>>532636192
>Mud is a free-tittydom fighter
We're in the weird timeline again aren't we?

>>532424024
Elaborate

>>532636192
>>532636524
It's the one-two combo of the ongoing payment processor shit here and the UK shit there, plus all the various individual instances of censoring going on in vidya, Nexus, what have you
It's just all so tiresome

>>532637215
I feel ya, I've been sleeping a lot more lately, because every time I look at social media it's all doom and gloom. The US could end this overnight with a single bill, but our congress is about to go on recess and they are always so slow to do anything anyway. Just keep doing whatever keeps you sane and this will all blow over, we are just in the thick currently.

>>532631652
First time no a fan of this one from Mud. But that's what he like and want so I respect it. I hope after give her some love, she can use some better clothing after kick out Joja from the valley.

oom

Arise, chicken

>>532533658
Nice, Penny is really hot, I don't know why she's usually rated so low, she's far better than Leah

>>532675867
penny is my go to when I don't have jas mod on. She's cute, fits well with the farmer aesthetic and suits my breeder fetish nicely.

>>532675867
In other communities womyn seethe about her because she's shy, meek and really eager to be a stay-at-home tradwife raising the bread-earning husband's kids.
On here because of that one particular scene

>>531868140 (OP)
>>Joja Edition

>>532687103
Joja® is /sdvg/'s company of choice

>>532686972
>In other communities womyn seethe about her because she's shy, meek and really eager to be a stay-at-home tradwife raising the bread-earning husband's kids.
So, they're mad that she's the ideal wife and that is patriarchy's oppression or some shit

>>532687608
We need more Joja fanart

>>532675867
Normalfags (maybe not normies honestly, maybe just the kind of virtue-signaling fakers that infest the main community) are REALLY bothered by her pushing George's wheelchair without permission

Is $15 worth it or should I extend my nose by waiting for a sale?

>>532707771
It's more worth it than any $70 AAA piece of shit, at least

>>532708417
Alright thanks. It might be biased asking the /svg/, but the second opinion helps.

>>532710401
Mind that my recommendation's under the assumption you like this genre or something similar to it
Kid me jumped into farming games entirely on a whim and it turned out I like 'em, and having played a bunch, Stardew ranks pretty good among them

>>532707771
I'm not really into the genre and I enjoyed the game a lot

>>532710890
I never really played the genre except maybe a trying Harvest Moon but I dont count that since it was less than 2 hours. I do like Terraria and Vintage Story.
>>532712417
Sounds like it would be good for me. I'm always just a penny pincher when it comes to games.

trying to figure out scarecrow placement so it doesnt ruin aesthetics is really driving me insane

>>532693451
I've got a few pics from one nip artists
Just for (You), anon

>>532731051

>>532731408

>>532731408
>>532731573
I meant, more like Joja in general, as the focus, the place in general.

how big of a pain is it to arrange your farm later? I kind of just tilled all my crops right under the farm in 3x3 plots

>>532740187
A large chunk of your tilled unplanted spots get reset at the start of each season and winter will pretty much be a full reset just from lack of stuff to grow in it
When you actually wanna decorate pathing and fencing will be more annoying to remove

>>532707771
A lot of people either really get into it or bounce off it completely. If you think it's your cup of tea you'll likely get your money's worth a few times

>>532740187
Not too difficult IMO, you have winter as an entire season you can dedicate to re-arranging. Usually the first winter I'll re-arrange around 5x5 plots for iridium sprinklers and proper areas for animals, second winter i'll re-organize for 7x7 sprinklers and Junimo huts, and 3rd season is when I settle on the final aesthetic I want for my farm.

>make my farm like this because the "planner" said sprinklers watered everything around them in a one block radius
>"actually they don't lmao get fucked"
Any way to salvage this?

>>532773209
I'm really not sure what is the issue here. The basic sprinklers do water everything adjacent to them in a 8 tile radius and everything looks fine, other than you missing sprinklers for the top row. For the more advanced ones I would recommend looking at the wiki however

>>532773510
>the basic sprinklers do water everything adjacent to them in a 8 tile radius and everything looks fine
They don't, this is how it looked before I watered it manually.

>>532773209
Regular sprinklers do 4 cardinal tiles, you need quality sprinklers that do the full 8 surrounding it.

>>532774743
Yeah, and I can't *get* those right now. I didn't think I needed them because the 'planner' site lied.

Which is why I asked if there was any way to salvage it other than to just manually water all those crops every single day for the rest of summer.

>>532774679
Keep doing that while you go and upgrade the watering can to copper. Things will be lot better and easier after that

>>532773209
Which planner were you using? I'm pretty sure all of them note specifically that it's Quality Sprinklers that water 8 tiles. The regular sprinklers are not really worth building in large numbers, they're niche at best. I usually just stick with watering by hand until I can mass produce quality sprinklers. Usually that happens in summer.

>>532740187
Your big chance to change things up is the transition between seasons. But going from Spring to Summer or Summer to Fall can be hectic. If you're actively harvesting right up to the last day of the season you wont' have time to prep your farm for a layout change by moving the sprinklers, fences, and buildings in advance of the new season. Cause Day 1 of a new planting season is very busy, you have to hoe, plant, and water all your priority crops as quickly as you can so you don't have time to be fussing over layout. You have to know exactly what you're doing and have prepped it in advance, else you just use the same plots as last season without moving anything.

That's why you generally do your major reworks during the winter. Animals don't go outside in winter so you can move around barns and coops all you like without worrying about fences and grass for them to eat. There's no planting either, but you can still do mock-ups with sprinklers and tilled patches / paths to see what your fields will look like in the spring.

>>532775321
You might've selected "sprinkler(P)" instead of "sprinkler" in the planner. The (P) is supposed to indicate that you put a late-game upgrade on the sprinkler that increases it's range by 1, which would explain the larger area in the planner. Unfortunately the only way for you to deal with it is to place extra sprinklers to cover some of the corners and manually water anything you can't, or replace the regular sprinklers with quality sprinklers once you unlock the recipe.

>>532773209
Sorry bro
You got memed on
Most people dont use the first teir of sprinklers for this reason. I do, however, and I make neat looking designs that are symmetrical and fun looking
Here's an example of an early farm set up for me
When I make my OWN stardewclone, it's going to be on a hexgrid instead of squares. Basic spronks will cover six surrounding, 2nd tier will be 18, 3rd teir will be 36, etc

Is there any mod that lets you cuck other NPCs? I'm not talking about making NPCs like Robin/Jodi/Caroline single or breaking up their marriage, I'm talking about you becoming a fuck buddy/bull with or without their spouses knowing.

>>532790549
Based meadowlands farmer. My current farm is on this map and even though the growing space is even more confined than forest farm I love the look of that river too much to go back to normal farming now. I always did minimal ranching on other farms, but for the first time I'm leaning into it and finding that the steady 8-10k of income from animal products every day is pretty nice.

>>532792640
Yes, there are.

>>532795021
Name? Only one I know of is Lewdew Valley, and that one is a bit of a mess.

>>532779204
Nta, personally, I dont switchityswatchity my layout between seasons until winter comes around.
Basically my path every time is
>set up basic spronks for strawbs early on
>strawb field, usually 40-48, becomes by corn field, which lasts through summer and fall
>expansion from that point on is all on 3x3 plots for quality spronks
>towards the end of fall begin gathering materials for iridum spronks
>full layout redesign in winter to utilize all spronks AND leave ample space for 2nd year expansion
>process repeats

>>532793569
My TOTAL RANCHING VICTORY farm was a ton of fun, but idk if I'll ever do ranching again. It takes up so much time to pet every animal, collect and process everything, etc. Especially when you have nearly 100 animals lmao

>>532803325
>It takes up so much time to pet every animal, collect and process everything, etc. Especially when you have nearly 100 animals lmao
Holy crap 100? Yeah that would eat up half a day every day. Even assuming you went with some lower maintenance ones like pigs and rabbits, that's a lot of petting since auto-petters are still really hard to come by. Even with auto-collectors in every building you still have to go get it yourself and then manually process all of it.

>>532803106
I never bother with the regular sprinklers cause I dump the early copper / iron ingots into tool upgrades and then start saving for kegs and tapper buckets and quality sprinklers. I always try to get to level 80 in the mines by early summer at the latest, once I have a steady supply of gold ore I can churn out quality sprinklers, since I'll have the recipe by that point also.

I always have the quality sprinkler recipe unlocked before the end of spring because of my farming regimen in Year 1 Spring. I do plant a little bit of everything, but mainly I focus on two crops: cauliflower and parsnips. I sink most of my early money into cauliflower on day 1 so I will have a nice chunk of change after the egg hunt, which always wipes me out since I buy as many strawberry seeds as I am able. Parsnips power level the farming skill due to growing so fast, so you'll be planting and harvesting your parsnip crop 1-2 times a week. You need 5 gold quality parsnips for the community center bundle anyway, and with low quality fertilizer and farming skill you're going to need to brute force the numbers to get it. A side effect of this is you unlock a lot of valuable recipes by mid-late spring year 1, so that all you lack going into summer is access to materials.

That's why after I get to farming level 6 I shift abruptly into focusing on mining. I will do bare minimum farming, funnel money into backpack upgrades and pick upgrades for days I'm not mining, and get to level 80 by early summer.

>>532803784
Wew lad
You have no idea the pain I went through for this playthrough. I was occasionally posting updates in here while it was live, about a year ago when 1.6 first came out
>not satisfied with monocropping, therefore not satisfied with monoranching
>this means I needed to get large amounts of each individual type of animal
>this amounted to:
>>20 chickens (12 regular in the first coop; CHICKEN CHATEAU. 4 void & 4 gold in the second; EGG ELYSIUM. as well as
>>4 ducks to round off the second coop
>>chickens all named after various cute tv show and anime girls, grouped up by type. This trend follows throughout every animal house
>>8 bnuuys (named after keions) and 4 dinosaurs in the BNUUYSUAR CAVERN (coop closest to the cave)
>>MOO MOO MANSION; 12 cows
>>BAA BAA BANSION; 6 goats, 6 sheep (3 of the sheep are retextures to be alpacas)
>>PIGGER PALACE; 12 piggers, 4 are retextures to deer
>>OSTRITCH HOSPICE; 12 ostriches(named after guppies)
>on top of all of this, 8 fishponds, 3 pets, and 1 horse, bringing the total animal count on the farm to 96, though the last few are just technicalities.
>every single fucking animal and fishpond is golden crackered. I even got 12 crackers for the pigs even though they cant take them unmodded and left them in a chest in their PALACE. It took an entire year of in-game fishing every spare minute to collect these. An entire fucking year of fishing non stop...
>before the end of the run I managed to get extremely lucky and I found enough autopetters for every single animal house. Most through trips to the skull caverns to rush/farm treasure levels. One year during the desert festival I got one every single day of the festival. I was losing my mind I was so hyped. Even with all of them autopetted, I waited until every animal was at full hearts before setting them out all at once(I dont play favorites) and even after that, I kept petting them all every individually anyways(because I love them)
I am never fucking ranching again.

>>532806523
God that is way too much work. I'm probably not gonna go beyond 2 coops and 2 barns, and I don't know that I'll even fill them all up except for sure the first two. I've already converted my chickens over to blue ones (plus 2 void), and I've got 8 ducks in the coop by the pond. Love to watch em swim. Haven't actually bought the second barn but I'm debating if I want it to be full pig or do pig / sheep. I want all my milk producers in one barn, and the other animals in the second.

>>532806523
>no slime farm
lmao look at this nooblet

>>532809430
>slime ranching
Lol
Lmao, even

>>532809430
>>532811774
I wonder if the autistically in-depth slime piper profession from Walk of Life is worth it. It sounds like a bit of a pain in the ass desu.

>>532811774
it's not about the viability, it's about the commitment. Slime ranching is still ranching, and if you're going to do a ranch playthrough, ignoring slimes is unacceptable.

Quit being pedophiles.

>nobody has posted anything of the sort for hours
>suddenly anon comes in to piss and shit himself unprompted
I know your game. You just want (You)s with loli pictures attached.

And right on cue, some fresh OC featuring our grape.

>>532820994
based