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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

oh the woomanity

RAIDERS NEWS DOKO???

>>531906061 (OP)
I want those stickers on the right.

>>531906118
Everybody wants to be my anemone

I blocked ballin lol

Hug a yebby today for free.

>>531906225
>team jobber

*enters thread*

>>531906290
i don't care?

I'm a savage
Classy bougie rachet
Sassy woomy nasty
Actin stoopid whats happening

>>531908474
little giant

still cant believe this is official art

goontendo

There better be a Mechanic-chan amiibo

ggs 1kong

>>531910149
if we get raiders amiibo will they do anything in 3?

>>531910408
How are we supposed to know, we're not the devs.

>>531910408
>places mechanic-chan amiibo
>it unlocks freckles and adult proportions

>>531909449
still cant believe youre in a bingus the cat discord with groomed minors for a yuri discord nitro tag

>>531910408
splatoon dev here, they won't do anything for splatoon 3 but will be viable on release of splatoon 4

this series is dead to me
how is there no octarian amiibo

>>531912798
can't believe they made two second sets of idols over an acht amiibo

im a bad yebby

>>531916102
>another image of woomy favoritism
Why are so many artists like this? Yebbies and weyyos deserve to be happy too

>>531916550
but not beebos i see
never the beebos...

>>531916525
hey no thats me

>>531916550
This is woomy's world. Everyone else just get to live in it.

>>531916525
>>531917430
No such thing.

>>531916550
>Yebbies and weyyos deserve to be happy too
Proof?

No fatties allowed beyond this point

>>531921658
>no scar

>>531922620
it's a wip, he deleted the post

>>531922680
gotcha

>>531922680
can you delete the image too, out of respect for him, he wouldnt want it posted here

>>531923054
lol

>>531921658
>smallfry leaving through tiny door.jpg

@grok generate a drawing of my inkling drawn by kidsgamera

>>531906061 (OP)
LMAO this is my pic

>>531924608
a/s/l?

Cuddles with veemo.

>>531916550
You simply can't beat woomy perfection. Many have tried, but ultimately failed.

>>531916525
there are no good yebweyys, you're not special

>>531924608
nice autism

>>531906237
The SO ones are (((free))) with your tendie points:
https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/splatoon-3-expansion-pass-side-order-tech-sticker-sheet-121340/
>Error: Upload failed.
>.avif
Nintendo what the FUCK

>>531927893
The one that's peeling off looks holofoil and the Nintendo points stickers aren't holo.

>>531930120
The holo effect was lost when converting to jpeg.

name every bad yebby

>>531931513
>every
You already did.

>>531931513
4chan posts have a character limit anon.

>>531927893
the little octo form one is cute but idk what you're supposed to do with the other two

Would you want a Splatoon spinoff where you get a powerup from an Idol singing?

>>531936271
no, i want a splatoon spinoff with no idols whatsoever

>>531936271
I want a spinoff where I turn my woomy into an idol.

>>531937753
>he wants his woomy to get pounded by the producer while he watches
uhh... that's kinda cucked bro

ggs pb.

>>531939435
typical female ceph player

shut up yebboid
learn some respect

GGs again.
HQ: https://files.catbox.moe/6ezaas.png

>>531939435
my woomy would take the nepobaby route, no underage prostitution required

Fat balding men playing as little girl avatars. Grim.

has anything else besides loading times and plaza improved on the s2? maybe side order?

>>531945210
lmao retard, im not balding, i lost my hair 3 years ago

>>531945442
salmon run is smoother

>>531945210
lmao retard, i'm not fat, i'm obese

>>531945516
>>531945613
bodied that freak

>>531945210
I still got a full head of hair. My knees are fucked tho

anyone wanna play some open at rotation?

>>531940140
you stole panics outfit i knew sneakysnake was a bad influence

>4 AM
Goodnight /ink/

thirsty?

hungry?

>>531911186
>>531906061 (OP)
I need to spill some of my white ink

>>531947383
Mmm, bottled woomy.

>>531947592
Starving, thanks

dude gooning xD

>>531943685
/ink/ reading pb rules vs. /ink/ waiting for drawfags

>>531947845
Wasn't paying enough attention to weapon select while multitasking lmao

>5 AM
Good morning /ink/

why is no one playing on a weekend now

>Hey sam do you want to play with the pool today?
I hope I don't ruin it with my bad attitude

>>531954690
Every time I play Open with the thread, like 90% of the games are against chargerfags. Something about being in a 4 stack just guarantees the no fun queue, win or lose.

I'm willing to fish

Big marina

>>531965713
just let it go
it’s over
third kits couldn’t save the general

>>531965930
/vg/ is slow enough for us to exist

Direct this week will save /ink/.

Get in squid. We're going to Inkopolis.

>>531972939
>child inside

>>531945210
I play as a yebby but I'm fat and worthless

I tried motion controls for 3 hours last night but sadly my shitty hand disability meant i was fighting with the camera moving up and down more than aiming at other players. I will forever be a stick user i guess, shame cause I wanted to get really good

>>531973792
carpal tunnel? Yeah I have that too, I just ice it and I'm good to go

>>531973947
nah I have lack of blood flow and muscle mobility in my palm and fingers. Hands shake a bunch when holding a controller. Sadly its just not so realistic for me to use motion controls due to shaking and not being able to move precisely. Really sucks since I absolutely fell in love with this game since the switch 2 patch

>>531974127
that's a shame. you can calibrate the gyro to where you don't need to move it too much. But I understand not finding that comfortable

>>531974416
I turned it up to full sensitivity but bweh it was so hard to aim, even changed from duelies to a slower firing gun to see if it helped and it didnt.

>>531974127
>due to shaking
unironically try playing handheld, extra width and weight helps filter out shakiness and lets you get away with low-ish sensitivity better than regular pro controller. if that works out better for you, get wood, and maybe more pro controller-shaped joycons (see if they got gyro though) to play on tv.
if shaking is only in one hand, you can remap the controllers and use right joycon in left hand and vice-versa, right joycon is the one that aims.

>>531980067
Wait you might be right, I just played in tabletop for 2 hours cause fiance wanted to show me a rimworld essay, and holy shit motion with just the right joycon is awesome? I can hold the left comfy and just move the right one around.

more like stupidtoon
gottem

>>531985375
wasn't this the retard who said he hit it with a hammer once but you can clearly see 4+ impact strikes?

>>531985375
Incredibly based breaking that in front of nintoddlers

>>531990036
Yes, it was just some random nip looking for attention. The glass layer is really hard to crack by accident, but the annoying thing is the flimsy plastic layer on top that gets scratched by anything

Got a hand me down office chair that's supposedly better than the shitty office chair I had. Everything feels awkward to aim with gyro now. Need my shitty tyler1 chair back

woominate
dewoominate

Using an office chair instead of a comfy recliner.

what a weird thing to not reddit updoot (you)

Big Marina
Very tall…very big…

Sure keep ignoring that friend request I sent ages ago, no worries I just know where you live that's all.

>>531992004
lovely 5 head shine

>dead threads that aren't even comfy because of the weekly schizo
Was 2's ocfaggotry really that bad? Somehow I feel like that would be preferable to whatever this is.

>>532001439
there was less doomposting at least

>>532001439
The game just doesn't feel as fun. I've only booted it up once in the last several days because other games are more fun.

>>532001439
Blame thread "personalities" making this place insufferable.

ggs t
just wanted to do a quick king, thx for having me!

Lovely

>>531992004
i love this utsu

The worst Splatoon game turns eight tomorrow.

>>532012802
At least let her have something man

>>532012802
Show respect, splatoon would be dead if 2 didnt exist
This couldve been another one-and-done ip like arms and ring fit

>>532013403
Splatoon and Ring Fit are good. Ring Fit Girl will be in the next smash.

>>532013403
You're gonna look real stupid when ARMS 2 is announced next week.

>>532013403
>Show respect
It's hard to do that when they completely ruined the meta in the latter half.
Before, say, the 4.0 update and onwards I would say this game fared better than 3, but in its final state, not so much.

>show respect
spat2 brought out the most obnoxious fans. had the fattest grin when team past won.

Splat 2 gave us veemos

>>532014634
Team Future won thoughever

>>532013403
Splatoon would be dead if the first game didn't do so well that Nintendo quickly shifted to development of a sequel to help sell the new console they hadn't even revealed at the time.

>>532014827
team future won at jobbing

>>532014928
Team Future won at getting an actual game.
Team Past will get a shoddy story mode at most.

https://x.com/splatoon_hawo/status/1946956253135052961
woomy needs to scratch her ear.

i dont care about a spinoff
>y-youll still buy it
i have zero hours across all 3 games in their story modes, why would i buy something i dont care about at all.

cared enough to make a post about it :^)

>>532015293
so it's not just frye

why are deepcut niggas like this

>>532015026
Yeah ngl getting a dedicated spin-off (first of the franchise) feels like a huge victory, I've wanted a single splatoon spin-off since the 3ds days. Praying to the GODS it's not another side order.

>>532015419
You'll buy it just like everyone else here.

If you aren't buying mechanic-chan's game, are you even a real fan?

I hope the veemo mechanic is revealed and gets cute hairstyles in the next trailer.

>>532015731
no multiplayer = me no buy

I don't WANT multi-player in Raiders but I do hope there is some way to connect with my fellow /ink/ers outside of 3. Maybe the island is customizable and we can visit each other's islands? Idk

>>532016312
>we never get apartments, it's scrap islands instead
oh well I'll take it

>>532016312
>animal crossing raiders
>people rping in the game chat
imagine

ink turning into acg will mark its death

>>532016312
That's just Lethal Company

the problem with splatoon's singleplayers is that splatoon is not a "push forward" kinda game, it's a "build up and maintain" kinda game
less like a shooter or platformer and more like tower defense or strategy game
both pvp and pve modes fit the bill, but neither of the five singleplayers genrally do
while it is possible to make singleplayer challenges that play on that idea, and every instance of splat's singleplayer has shown stages that play on that, for the most part they still treat it as a shooter first, and fall flat as a result
splat is at its best when the gameplay loop is tug of war, not tightrope and not shooting gallery
how will raiders even function? if the core idea is that you are stranded on an island and have to constantly expand to find a way out, it immediately goes counter to splat's core premise

>>532001439
Maybe Splatoon 3 shouldn't have been worse than Splatoon 2.

The splatfests haven't even ended yet.

>>532017717
don't you worry your little head, leave it to the professional game designers

>>532023951
professional game designers made the new donkey kong which is terminally boring, they shan't be trusted nowadays

>>532024409
the 9.5/10 dk game is boring huh

>>532024409
how many bad takes do you have my cod

>>532024409
If DK Bananza is boring, Splatoon 3 is literally cock and ball torture

>>532024409
>t. person who did not play the new donkey kong

>>532024693
I mean, it is.

>/ink/ likes the new dk
I'll trust you guys but I don't really like dk's setting.

>>532026667
imagine how many troons would infest nintendo world if there was a splatoon area

who fsh for 1 king im bored

I don't play single player games.

>>532026651
It's basically DK 64 but without the annoying character switching and backtracking.

>>532027147
>he can't stop thinking about trannies
grim

>>532027423
so, boring

>>532026651
It's literally just Odyssey but with an actual story and also destructible terrain.

>>532028890
>actual story
cringy story

>>532030647
ok nagger

>>532031870
I love woomies.

how have we not gotten a single-player with the sisters yet?

I'm reserving a post to shit on the new DK game during the next thread, I too would like a lot of retards to give me attention by responding to my obvious bait post

>>532036241
it's not bait if it's true thoughbeit

Hello, is your tacticooler running?

>>532036438
ESL or just retarded? Bait isn't inherently false, bait can be truthful or full of lies it's the intent behind casting bait what matters. In this case it was for attention, which I specifically stated in my post and never once said they lied about the new DK game

what third kit will they give to snipewriter

>>532039694
mist/zooka

Snipewriter will be the first Splatoon weapon to be completely removed from the game in future entries.
>but dual squelcher
Reborn as Nova, and Squlechies exist

>>532040401
They didn't remove Dynamo from the game when they could I don't think they're ever getting rid of it. They'll just do what they did with Jet in this game and give it bad kits.

>>532040401
Just nerf the uptime and pfs then it would be fine.

>>532040401
What if they made snipewriter for other weapons? Like imagine a snipewriter splatling and fires in bursts. A snipewriter brella that release multiple shields. A snipewriter splatna.

>>532040401
nah, snipewriter as a concept is fine, i'd say pretty healthy even. it can in theory fill the same niche undercover does- a slightly underpowered but more consistent and streamlined training weapon for a traditionally difficult class. but where undercover is actually underpowered, underpriveleged and largely redundant outside of that training niche, snipewriter is overpowered, super priveleged with both buffs and kits, and has no real substitute. it needs extensive nerfs and fundamentally different kits, but it can be balanced.
>>532041798
they effectively did remove s1 dynamo though. old dynamo and new dynamo are very different weapons, more different than either nova or squelchies are from ds, and the closest thing we have to old dong now is not even it, it's pbrush.

>Not enough players. Please try again!
>series on a sunday afternoon

I'm sure this franchise can survive three more years of this.

>>532043395
Everyone is going to migrate to Raiders unless Raiders has some connectivity with 3.

>>532043395
imagine how bad it'll be when raiders releases

Anyone for open?

>>532044320
ill play

>>532045083
Up

>>532045168
Knock

>>532045508
Opening

Does the rolling dualie shot auto-lock-on? I swear to god no matter what direction I move in they perfect shot me every time

>>532047075
no
but they roll a consistent distance, and half a second rolls on most dualies is more than enough time for your brain to predict where you should shoot after roll and move the reticle there

>>532047075
Try forcing a dualie player to roll towards you oh and try jumping. Most dualie players don't expect their targets to jump. You'd be surprised how often it works.

>>532047882
that's why you aim for the head, so that if they jump you still hit their feet
jumping works against regular weapons on flat ground because inklings can jump exactly over their own head height, but low-slung guns like rolled dualies and splatlings have a bit of a hitbox overlap regardless

GGs open

GGs openers

>3 melee weapons vs 2 hydras
Wonderful matchmaking, it's no wonder this game is fucking dying. GGs open, fuck this game

>>532049168
hydra is a throwing weapon though.

>>532049460
Out-ranged = automatic loss
these maps are too fucking small for these weapons that kill you from over halfway across the map

>>532049168
If you dont like it then why tf are you people still playing it??

>>531943685
Who's the nigger in the hall of shame?

>>532049168
>pick shit comp
>surprised you get filtered

>>532049759
splat1 had smaller maps and yet it didn't have a problem with that

>>532047075
i hope this counts as revenge

>>532050196
Everybody says this, and yet I don't believe it. I had significantly more 1v1 encounters in splat 1 than 3, all maps in 3 feel extremely claustrophobic and I never felt that in 1

>>532050526
you can look at turf point counters for every map on inkipedia, 1 has a much smaller average

>>532050526
maps in 3 are very open and funnel you into a team fight meatgrinder after team fight meatgrinder, while splat1 maps were smaller and tighter yet with nooks and crannies where you could have your 1v1s in peace
walleye is the smallest map in the series, yet look at how many little areas where two people are likely to find each other with nobody else to peep on them, and then compare to, say, hagglefish where every lane has a sightline and a path leading to it

No one fished and just necrobumped some brown jeet >>531958273

>>532056617
???

>>532056852
Yeah...

1king at rotation?

>>532060161
Yeah

>>532060161
ok blehhh

Woomy sexo

>>532060647
>>532061368
opening soz for delay

>>532056617
I'm not a jeet you cuck
>>532060161
yo

>>532061629
I open after this round w1

>>532061629
The jeets are all the fryes I'm seeing.

>>532047075
I'm pretty sure there's a brostar clip of him doing that

GGs

ggxd fish i played like a lobotomite lol

ggs 1kingin

>>532066229
ggs I was the lobotomite

>>532066330
no retard it's me!!!!!!

GG's G, G, and N!

>>532068627
yeb is contemplating life

>>532068768
wrong
this yeb is pooing

Hmm…Big booty veemo…

>>532070859
do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows things down?

Mmm…big booty weyyo too, just to be thorough…

man i miss splatoon 2

>>532073432
what are you a fag

>>532074154
...a sentence no one sane has uttered

>>532074194
That's half of this thread.

>>532074154
Then go play it, what's stopping you
You might even get a couple matches with it being the anniversary and all

shredder

Mnn…yes…put the ocks here and…hold this for me…

Are there even any octoling /ink/ers left in this general

>>532076917
I hope not

>>532075412
Good woomy.

>>532076917
k is the only regular I can recall.

>>532076917
Many

>>532077656
Oh wait, there's also SS.

>>532076917
My weyyo is on a break in a kettle upstate.

>>532076917
Broy is an octoling with woomy dysphoria

This challenge sucks im bad at it hmph

>>532076917
Mine showed his peen

I LOVE OCTOLINGS SO FUCKING MUCH

>>532081532
did he ever show his face again after getting laughed at by the entire plaza

>niggersquid carbon rollers
Very cool challenge

DAYUM!! Cliquedog got some shmooves

>>532087593
kek i love seeing pb trannies get shitted on

>>532087593
Ok....so what did hotdog do to deserve being impersonated and being on the receiving end of your animosity?

>>532088079
https://youtu.be/ugD3_yt756w?si=3bO1XNC71KR1-Pzj&t=12

>>532088079
*posts 60 lines of schizo babble with archive links*

Fuck yo bitch and the clique you claim

bald

doing the golden rotation in s2 on ark with the overfsher who drew this. 069699030010
2/4.

third kits will revive this game

https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/114/887/724/063/077/919/original/4083024f2d2df78d.png


are you doing your aiming reps?

>>532105306
I can't believe anyone actually thought this

>>532062749
what can I say? I'm just that good

>what can I say? I'm just that good
>>>/wsg/5928556

>>532056606
>>532049168
>>532036231
it's handsex time

>>532107831
>see enemy player
>aim at them
>shoot
what's the problem here, isn't this how you're supposed to play the game?

lmao

>>532107831
>rapid fire with fat projectiles
yawn, come back when you can do that with .96 gal

>>532108140
You make it sound easy.
Have you ever actually seen someone capable of perfectly aiming their reticle onto enemies before shooting?

>shitty game sense
>just yolo rams into the enemy base and it just works
>ends up dying in the end due to having retarded game sense
again this is all coming from a painfully mid player from the pbs hes played in.

>>532108413
that's the minimum requirement for using quite a few weapons in the game, yes

>>532107831
what is this supposed to prove, anon? I have seen b* play all these weapons before

>>532108413
yes i have, i watch a lot of competitive people play games that require you to do just that not only in splatoon
i'm not saying the guy doesn't cheat but what you posted is literally how good players in other games play, having a good reaction time isn't cheating by itself it's just an advantage
i don't think he's an honest player myself and i'm not entirely sure how going online with a hacked switch works but wouldn't nintendo crack down on him the moment he connects to the internet?

>>532108413
>You make it sound easy.
turboshitter spotted

>>532108765
>>532108932
>wouldn't nintendo crackdown on him
To quote someone in particular "KEK"

It's honestly pathetic ink still defends these faggots

>>532109370
and yet here you are

demon king? sacred stone?

How did Ballin go from being a low top 500 ttek player to top 10 tako player in only two seasons?

>>532110050
*muffled symphogear training montage soundtrack in the background*

*muffled cock gargling in the background*

>>532110404
>still no solid MxM /ink/er art
I refuse to believe there are women here

>>532109250
And I thought it was only ballin that wouldn't get off his dick

>the guy posting evidence in response to other posts is the dick rider, not the anon running defense for them
middle school tier clapback

>>532105306
well it did

for two days

but then everyone realized the games matchmaking was still shit so they quit again

>>532112946
your mother

>Waited three minutes to dodge a team that stomped my team in open
>Run into the same team again

Man. Am I going to be spending more time waiting to queue that actually playing at this point?

>>532087593
Genuinely what is your fucking problem chav

Good morning /ink/

The worst Splatoon game is officially eight years old.
Happy anniversary, Splatoon 2.

>>532118129 yeb 1 weyy 1 woom and 1 veem this is how it should be.

>>532119178
You seem upset.

>>532105479
who's the artist?

>>532120470
https://baraag.net/@sock_eater/114751805496828966

>>532122301
sauce

>>532123290
https://x.com/dbWuqLdvec82805/status/1947213995032932481

I never learned how to read

>>532123951
thx

>>532124370
then you'll never know that I've called your woomy ugly
that's it, she is UGLY, what are you gonna do about it? read?

>haven't played since launch
>just got back in

there's some cool clothing i see around, its not amiibo... the haori for example- is it still possible to get items like that? I can't order it from another player

>>532124850
it's part of this season's catalog, you'll have to reach level 100 on it.
you have about a month and a half before the seasonn rotates.

>>532125326
*99, not 100

>>532124767
I lied
I will now retaliate by having my woomy slowly stalk yours until they finally slip, kidnap them, and let her slowly butcher her alive, one appendage at a time

>>532125930
>slowly butcher her alive, one appendage at a time
that's her fetish tho

>>532126149
Well then her dreams will be fulfilled, anon

My woomy only dreams of splatting her opponents and achieving victory in the turf.

>>532127324
same

taking creepshots

>>532129681
please do more

>>532130170
I'm trying

shiver's drunk again..

my woomy only dreams of grilling sloms with some potatoes.

>>532109250
Except there is past evidence of Squeezer aimbots from that time period that did get banned and removed off the leaderboards, so doesn't make sense. In fact, the Tako leaderboards are even dumber because some JP players of them got entirely removed for trash talking on their streams or inappropriate nicknames. At worst they wintraded.

>>532109250
Ballin has been using a different account for months now, it's safe to say he did in fact get banned for... Something.

Splatoon ought welcome you into news cast with Deep Cut or respective idol of your choice blaring your ears and eyes with all the pops and confetti, wishing you a happy birthday and maybe gifting you like one extra new Sheldon point card or a exclusive gear.

Today's my birthday btw, love you /ink/.

>>532138002
happy birthday anon

>>532138002
Happy birthday anon, mine is in 2 days

>>532138002
happy birthday

teehee its my birthday heeheehaahaa here is my ceph if any artists are here….? jkjk unless…..? haha

>>532138002
Happy birthday you lovely faggot, buff enough?

>>532138798
As long it's not *that* frenchie, every ceph here is worth of teehee and arts for all their lifes.

Splat2 maps are in rotation now is the time to play turf

>>532140264
I'm probably the only one on this board that LOVES turf war but wahoo world makes me homicidal

>>532140264
I hate turf war

>>532140654
sex

>>532105504
>>532113108
It did for me at least. Barazushi charger is amazing.

>>532134871
utsu :)

>another playtest
>you need to have the nso expansion
Cool.

>>532147807
if you were a real nintendo supporter you would have it

>>532138002
teehee draw me ahh post

>>532139058
Somebody should draw GT licking Broly's chest

>>532147807
>Only 40000 people
>Out of at least 50 million people

I'm only upgrading if or when they have an open beta.

>>532139112
In the entirety I've been here no one has drawn my ceph. In fact I'd go as far to say my ceph is actively avoided by artfags. Woomy in the dark? Let me just mention my discord oomf for the trillionth time

>>532150802
>hes still here
why you lying? you've been drawn.

>>532150802
Post your ceph then

>>532150802
Maybe your woomy is ugly.

>just start teeheeing
Gross

>>532056606
floppers & sex

NTA but I never post my ceph because I always change it.

>>532153364
>offer solution
>no i want to be mad at my boogeyman!

Woomy Bananza

>>532153364
I would be drawing cephs if I could draw

>>532153364
its like you hate your woomy...

>>532153647
You should know how it looks like by now.
>>532152906
I love how one autistic frog managed to mind break this general.

Confession; I don’t like playing with artists. I don’t want them to think I’m playing in hopes of free art.

Confession; i know one of the artist that had a hate boner for n*n* is a massive alcoholic

>caring about what anybody thinks of anything
shiggy

>>532154721
we would not have squids in splatoon if opinions didnt matter.

>>532154832
that was a mandate not a suggestion

Can someone please post the tfw not on the list mspaintanon comic? Thanks

>>532155040
AI nigger

>>532156016
I prefer to by anonymous

i miss mspaintanon

I miss my woomy...

E-liter players when I throw a brick at them

guys splatoon 3 is on sale only 44,99 euro

>>532161740
where have you last seen her

>>532162826
I bought it for 30 dollars a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOLpipxoF7s
hey look, they ported tenta brella into tf2

>>532163858
wh>>532162826
>>532162826
>>532162826
ere are the blue archive promo items for tf2?

>>532162990
Watching the idols perform in the plaza during the splatfest.

Amnemonemomne

>>532166335
I hope this becomes a new flop style.

woomy flopped

hey i'd like uuuuh
BONELESS [woomy!] and aaa 2 liter o' coke

Direct this week.

>>532184378
>same week as pokeslop presents
i doubt it.

sending yebby, directly to you

>>532185713
I want a nintendo direct emote.

>>532185665
What day is that?

>>532186117
tomorrow.

>>532184378
nintendo forgot how to hit directs a long time ago
they are clash mains nowadays, that's why ngmi can't nerf its blast radius and rework it, imagine if they stop hitting indirects too, the whole company goes down

>>532185665
>search it up on youtube to see if they have a waiting stream
>entire search results full of 30+ year old balding men making shameless clickbait videos about it
>some channels made a double digit amount of videos SOLELY on the fact that a presents has been announced
Starting to think wojacks aren't just caricatures anymore

>>532187785
I don't remember where I saw it, but Nintendo recently did a census of its player base and found that the average player is 30 years old with some franchises having even older player bases. Splatoon's playerbase is 27 on average as well.

>>532187785
>pokefags are deranged
and the grass is still green.

>>532188070
>Splatoon's playerbase is 27 on average as well
I mean, Splatoon has massive playerbase retention, many of the 17-year olds 10 years ago still play it.

Help... it won't get out of my head...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToM1jqe3K28

>>532188348
I was 30 when splatoon came out...

>>532188813
try https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROdnRZhIdpg

>>532188813
The Zebra theme has been stuck in my head for 2 days now

who let /smbg/ in here

>>532188813
https://youtu.be/pmlqEKklWqs

>>532189521
OOO LAAA ZEEE DAAA

/nintyg/ go home

zebra bananza

i love cultural exchange

I don't play games for babies.

>>532186248

I'm excited for Gen10. Not so much Gen5 remakes though since they'll probably mess it up like BDSP.

>>532190738
i love paying tons of money for a game series that has only gotten worse with time!

>>532190976
Pokemon only really started going downhill when it went to the Switch. Switch 2 is a new horizon. I have hope.

>>532190226
/nintyg/ dies when Splat was born
>>532190976
Honestly gen 9 is my favorite

>>532190976
>release an unfinished buggy mess with memory leak issues that still runs like ass (on switch 1) even after patches
>fastest selling game in the franchise

>>532191623
sales volumes are high because of how popular Pokemon and the Switch are. But give it a few bad games and sales will then start to drop.

>>532191252
>gens 6-7 apologists

>>532191876
Pokémon fans literally have zero standards, sales will never drop

>>532192119
if Star Wars can flop, so can Pokemon. It just takes a few disastrous and divisive releases.

>>532191936
They may not be the best Pokemon games but they're fine. Everything went wrong with dexit.

>>532186248
>Giving a fuck about FagFreak and Pokeslop in 2025

>>532192323
if games start flopping, they'll scale them back and start introducing new marketable plushies through movies or their successful live service games like go instead
pokemon literally can't lose

>>532192379
i don't give a fuck, i just wanted to say that it greatly decreases the chances of there being a direct this week.

>>532192374
>Everything went wrong with dexit
dexit gave us a game without the head log cat of healthy meta
and then promptly re-added landorus in the dlc anyway lol

>>532192374
Sun made me quit the series, I can only imagine the levels of Stockholm syndrome you must be in to keep on trucking after everything I've heard going on after.

>>532188813
here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YRRvQuCfjMe

I hate how Pokemon went from "just you, alone against the world on your solo adventure" to "you and your new friend, your old friend, your rival, the friends you made along the way, the bad guys who then become your friends, the bad guys that don't have a real reason to be bad guys, all the gym leaders who are now your friend too" it's just so over bearing from what Pokemon games used to be like. I miss just getting on with the game, walking to new areas, checking out random NPC dialog then fucking off out to the next town/city after wrecking the gym leader. There's too much content based solely around NPC's in new Pokemon games, way too much. I dread moving from one area to the next because I know there's going to be a cut scene or event that has me spamming buttons because I really don't care about the NPC's at all no matter how hard they try to make me like them

get back on track and post about the woomy game

>>532195186
Weyyo

>>532191623
it sucks too i used to hold alot of love for the series but gen 9 killed it all for me

>>532195029
the constant nagging is in every other game and even genre
you've seen it with splat, go compare how splat1 treated you with how 3 throws shit at you
i come from racing games, they have it even worse

Post your ceph and your favorite pokemon.

>>532195186
I keep losing :(

>>532195749
i love flopshredders and i love my wife espeon

>>532195749
Gigalith

>>532195749
Beelzemon

>>532195186
The woomy games suck. Squidkids carry the franchise like Atlas.

>>532196452
I haven't played an Atlas game in years. Etrian is fun, but I don't want to spend hours grinding with a bare bones story anymore.

>>532196397
Based

>>532195749
changes depending on my mood sometimes, but mimikyu

>>532198323
this is absolutely adorable

>>532195749
Tangrowth
But I also like gimmick pokemon like Shedinja, Regigigas, and Shuckle.
>>532198323
I miss boba...

>>532198323
I knew she was good at sucking

Would you wear any of the game's clothes in real life?

>>532200883
It's too hot to wear anything other than a tshirt over here.

>>532200883
sometimes

>>532201092
Mario man on the equator.

>>532201092
4chan's compression deletes a photo's orientation. I post images on imgur first and then post them here to avoid that.

>>532201092
name? fc? rank?

>>532202753
Very cute, thank you so much anon! I appreciate you doing the fringe how I draw it hehe

>>532202753
Elite 4.

>>532202237
>those familiar with /ink/er lore would know
>__________no________
>X

>>531539505
can i do this instead?

trying to concentrate in rainmaker but i live in a neighborhood full of niggers who argue with each other every week
this happened to me too when I played mario wonder bros

>>532205846
Yes

>>532205609
found joey's gf

>>532205846
nickelodeon panny

Yuta's account where he posts nice art instead of feces and awful proportions.
https://x.com/yagcTP

>>532207512
>awful proportions
You are a homosexual.

>>532207997
imagine Shiver ripping a wet one on your face

>>532195749
Charizard (shiny)

Holy avatarcaca art begging >>532195749

>3 hours later
are you really this desperate for a (You)

there's only soup

3 hours late yeah sorry I have a life and don't press refresh on this general 24/7 to see the latest idol slop being spammed to necrobump the thread

>>532208313
More than a thousand pokemon and you pick zard.

>>532208932
I love silly yebbies so much... Mwah.

>>532209174
What do you expected from a boosted tard

Oh it's not even idol slop. Can't even talk about the game to keep the general alive LOL

squid game

>>532209586
don't see you attempting to contribute either

Reddit brained anon spotted giving his first (you) >>532210059

>/ink/ had good oc
>ocfrens got driven out
>/ink/ had good players (including literal best players in the world)
>good players got driven out
what a fall from grace

>good players
*wintraders/boosters/network manipulators

>>532209174
>>532209309
You kids wouldn't get it.

>>532210823
Two of those you mentioned are still here sadly. As for the others that left, sadly most actual good players always have a blown out ego and are extremely off putting when you actually talk to them.

532210823
no one cares

>>532210528
Free him.

>>532211109
Hey you forgot the two silly arrows >>
>>532210823

>>532210528
I don't think I've met anyone here who I've thought played over 2300 peak, desu.

>>532210528
driven out by an abandoned game

I still love this game and it means a lot to me

I know how we can fix the game.

>>532195749
charcadet

who salmn

>>532217953
Yo

>>532217953
u and ur gr8ma

Site working again?

>>532218186
inna turf rn gimme sec

would woomy be a pokemon or a trainer

were you part of the /ink/ splat 3 golden age, anon?

i was part of the ink sex age

the only good part of 3 was the lead up to launch when we didn't know how bad it was and the first season was marginally tolerable because we all lied to ourselves

>>532222036
you sound like a pussy
do you cry yourself to sleep often

>>532222247
how could one not weep for the poor fate this series has been stricken with?

nah bro the game is just tired

>>532233213
Don't be fooled by the angelic imagery, only bad woomies chromatically aberrate.

good morning /ink/

>>532221653
No

>>532222036
>>532222568
You niggers are so overdramatic

>>532242979
>*gets a not enough players error in series*

>>532243670
I got them in 2 as well, your point?

>b-b-but splatoon 2

The game hasn't even stopped having splatfests yet.

>>532240968
GMORNIN /INK/

>>532233213
plucked wings

There'll be a direct (next week)

my favorite t4t couple in fiction

>>532257794
they're just friends

>>532265882
artist source?

>>532266196
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/132236377

>>532267125
ty

1king fishing?

>>532267465
im up if you still wanna

When I play urchin underpass the camera always clips in the terrain around here.

>>532269072
ok I make woom

>comm error
what did they mean by this
im not banned so lemme know when its back up

>>532270185
opening

>>532270293
gimme a sec the game is telling me to kill myself

ok sorry for the wait turns out it was my net lol

>>532270430
Wao.

Everyone enjoying summer vacation?

>>532271270
>Implying anyone in this general still goes to school
anon.....

>>532271270
no the geezer stole my squid chicks

>>532271703
I’m going back ina month :/

>>532271703
I got kids my guy. Gotta have summer vacation then.

>>532271703
People with jobs also have vacations sometimes.

>>532272370
I wouldn't consider a 4 day weekend a vacation.

The face of a woomy who is about to commit numerous sex actions/positions/toys against an entire platoon of Tako's

>>532273916
A4 is a known jobber lol

Agent Frye

ggs woomy sorry for the technical difficulties at the start durr

ggs 1gold 1king that snake took too long to appear

>>532275863
a, I really, really, really like this image.

>>532276464
Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

>>532276768
as long as you have enough rupees

Thanks, Lori.

>>532277006
I like this flopshredder.

Bros I think I just hate losing.

>watching chara's new video about balancing
>barely understand any of it
:( I feel dumb

>>532280008
You almost baited me into watching it.

took awhile and is messy but i hope it is enjoyed

>>532280008
>watching chara
You are dumb.

>>532280008
CBA checking but it's almost always compfag nonsense that doesn't apply to people playing the game normally.

>>532281412
I like it

>>532281412
Good woomy.

>>532280008
>sploosh? i dunno how to buff it, i don't play it but it's in a good spot i think, give it 2% more strafe speed
>dread? it's totally not one of the best weapons in the game, not at all, it struggles so much without my torpedo fanfic, please please give it more range, it needs more range, it has the same range as slosher and it shouldn't, it should be better please please please buff my main
that's the gist of it, chara is a wanker

>>532281412
nice

>>532281412
cute

RIP to Fozzy Fishbone he was a legend

I think scoped charger shouldn't exist
it just seems lame to me that charger can charge hold, but no ones ever using it if the scoped version is better

>>532286165
Didn’t they get kicked out of Salmon Run?

>>532286948
oh wow I guess non-scoped has a place it can shine

Alright /ink/. Tell me what drawing software I should get. It can't be a paid subscription model and it has to be able to handle at least 10000 x 10000 without dying.

>>532281412
Neko woomaid

>>532289112
krita, its free

>>532284735
Another great one passes

>>532290671
why is her bike going augh awawa?

>>532291635
She left the horn on?

thanks for idling in your spawn faggot

shut up nerd

New Splatoon x Pokemon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zStsi4LvSTI

>>532277423
oh banana & burger

>>532281412
thanks rang.

>>532294262
"ikamon" makes me think of pikamon.

>>532294262
>the ending
kek, that's also probably what would happen when a pokemon uses earthquake with a more realistic approach

>>532292815
I'll do it again

why do squids act like wearing the tentaclinger earring is okay

>>532292815
post the scores

surely they didn't idle in an afk worthy game

uoooooooooooooooh woooomy sexooooooo

post the scrotes

>>532295438
Its a clear sign they are in a relationship with an octo. What did you think it was for dummie?

>>532302906
My wives.

>>532301837
>>532303980
thank you de gozaru

anyone wanna play some open?

>>532309342
Me

>>532309826
in a game opening soon

open 2/4

>>532271270
Uhh does being unemployed count as a summer break?

>>532310975
sex with this woomy

>>532289112
Clip studio paint (free if you know where to look)

Do you think Shiver is watching Discovery channel every night as its Shark week?

>>532313805
do you think frye lets her hire huge musclebound shark guys to ravish her while she watches from the chair

>>532289112
krita is your only free option without piracy that doesn't completely suck
CSP has permanent license options but they don't receive updates if you don't pay for the subscription

>>532310373
Open up.

>>532289112
autodesk sketchbook
it went from free to subscription to dead in the span of last 5 years, but you can still get the installer .exe
8.7.1.0 is the last free version

>>532314112
Nah thats just the doujins Big Man draws to sell at Cepmarket twice a year. He hasn't been caught.......yet

>>532314989
>Woomy greets you at the door with a home cooked meal
>This is what they call happiness isn't it?

>>532313805
I wonder if the Shark and Eels will be present at all in Raiders. Frye doesn't seem to have any real attachment to her eel army, and uses them as a tool. But Shiver seems to have a real relationship with master.

And now that I think about it there is like 0 fanart of master or the eels.
like I get that nobody played Alterna, but I would have expected something.

veem on team, never gleam

GGs openers, gotta eat now

>>532316976
GGs, cheers!

>>532315665
The Eels & master Mega are to many or large to fit in that chopper so I don't expect to see them.

As for the other part it has a lot to do with Frye has an entire swarm she can't really show attention to any single eel as the others would get jealous and might not want to do what she says anymore. Where as Shiver just has Mega and she can shower him with all the attention she wants as its just him alone.

GGs open

>>532318138
GGs! I hate this game so much it's unreal.

>>532317693
Probably doesn't need the whole swarm, its not even clear if the eels are really alive or just some kind of autonomous ink creation via ancient splatlandian jujitsu.

Maybe she can keep master in a bottle or something. Can the shark compress itself into a pool of ink? or swim.

>>532313805
Shivers favorite video
https://youtu.be/9v5m66jpIiY

>>532314989
shouldnt this kid be in school

>>532314989
RIP Woomy

>>532324773
>hotdog with lettuce

Why did they make shiver like that

>>532314989
this is not a joke I genuinely wish I was that woomy

>>532325754
the wishes of a middle aged balding salary man

>>532325574
They thought it'd be funny.

Noob here, trying to get used to gyro controls: is very high R stick sensitivity for 180 turns okay? I've set GL to Y/camera recentre, and GR to B/Jump. I basically don't need to have my right thumb leave the stick. Doing full 180 turns woth motion controls isn't intuitive right now, but I am committed to sticking with gyro as every single thing I have heard says it is definitely the best way to play this game. Learning this is like when I got an arcade stick to play shmups, beat em ups and fighting games - took some getting used to but now feels completely natural for me.

>>532329157
>very high R stick sensitivity for 180 turns okay?
Yes otherwise turns will be harder. The max stick sen is still too slow for me.

>>532329157
Chad way to 180 is to flip back on the directional stick and hit x to spin the camera.

>>532315665
>I get that nobody played Alterna, but I would have expected something.
The "boss" fights are extremely trivial, boring and forgettable. It's like they decided they had to have boss fights in Alterna but then realized they could do fuck all with those shit characters and their shit gimmicks.
If Mega and Eels were featured anywhere else in Alterna besides those two levels then they were even more forgettable because I remember exactly nothing about them. And I did play Alterna quite a lot.

callie's cum club

>>532334405
Why is she carrying a club made from semen.

>>532334405
"Cum club" as in a penis?

>>532334405
How is it a club if everyone came in her

always the least deserving ones, huh

Its been on my mind for a couple months so I said fuck it and did it

>>532338736
this is kold crying again huh why dont you go beg on bluesky for free art again

woomy's mega evolution has been revealed

>>532337881
Not me but that's good. I really the way you did the spats.

Where yebby Mega Evolution...

>>532341928
PERSONA

who salmn

>>532342221
in like 20 minutes

>>532342604
jus lmk

>>532341232
i really the way they did the floppers

>>532342637
reddy

>>532343502
gedd

3922 1313 3427
Might host a mini PB in about 19 hours at 8pm PT/11pm ET. Idk.

ggs mik very fun nice boros'!!

>>532349516
GG's Boy!

-- woomy --

-- veemo --

-- yebby --

>>532368162
retard