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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!

L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!

Is that 400k or 4 million
Idk im kinda bad at counting can someone count for me

Sissy Heng in Hysilens outfit

GEPAAAAAAAARD

>>531935450
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>>531935550
>>531935609
Post your roster.

>>531935548
million
that's why everyone is rolling on Phainon.
Chad of all Chads
savior of patch 3.4
carries the dead weight fate collab at it's back

kot love...

Sissy Heng in Hysilens outfit
>>531935550
Fuck off Tranny Mei

Kot love!

>>531935664
4 million damage guy here
this is my Phainon team

I am literally robin

>>531936183
cute

mfw when I'm doing stomping DU with my Phainon team happily then I see fucking Argenti

I think its kinda crazy how Phainon can hit 4 million damage with 2 f2p units and only 1 other 5 star.
What other character can do that?

>>531936330
rolling

>>531936103
Shitelle having any semblance of a fanbase is one of the strongest arguments for clown world being real

>>531936295
Any shit character can hit for trillions in simulated/divergent universe

>>531935548
Any unit can hit 4 million+ in the Simulated Universe, it doesnt matter because most damage comes from buffs and relics and boons and equations

>>531935405 (OP)
Nice op fucking retard

>>531936887
I'll hold that camera

>>531936887
COME HERE MARCH 7TH

All lifes suffering is found in death
Even immortality end!
O, what lamentation
the divine tree thrive over abundant life
fruits cascading across the celestial ranges

YUNLISECKS

Imagine Phainon stand up and March look straight at his dick. Oh wait, wrong game, that’s something only zzz would have

>Kills your gacha
Heh... nothing personnel competition.

>>531936739
Family guy is peak comedy

At least the skott cosplayers at cons are having fun with the collab.

>>531936739
Uh oh Hertaschizo melty

>>531935804
Damn you fucking lost AGAIN pathetic.

Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (58)

brown girl doko?

Anni rollercoaster pairings list?

>>531937783
This game is not aimed at brown people sorry, arlan was a mistake and it will never happen again

>>531935405 (OP)
Previous >>531895770

>>531937783
Once we get to Talia, kingdom of banditry.

>>531937554
?
I didnt lose anything, this isnt a race
Im just annoyed and confused about why would someone care to derail my own pretty innocent ritualpost? Not like I have any bad blood with anyone, and not like Im the worst user on this general either
Weird all around
Ruan Mei pic being used twice has me thinking it might be someone from Hertaschizos circle though, considering nobody else uses Ruan Mei today besides HertaMei posters which is a subgroup of Hertaschizos

>>531935405 (OP)
Why did Honkai Shart Rail collab with Fate Gay night flopped?

>>531937938
>implying
>when castorice and firefly panders to the most brown of people
lol
lmao even

>>531937889
The wiki
https://honkai-star-rail.fandom.com/wiki/Astral_Express_Annual_Trailblaze_Report/2025-04-26/Story

>>531937938
70% of posters in this general at any given moment are from south east asian countries

>>531938235
Black wolf

>>531938186
Because it turned out HSR is bigger than Fate nowadays

I miss Hertaschizo

>>531938467
i found hertaschizo in a 4000+ post ghost thread
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/277712319/#277777120_3235

Why Silverwolf and Bronya look so alike
Are they sisters?

Amphoreus skipper here. I skipped Castorice and Phainon despite how much they were shilled.

>>531938673
>>531938454
>>531938235

>>531938186
Because other games are having a blast on their summer season.

I am the Nihility of my sword.
Bricks are my body, and debuffs are my blood.
I have rolled over a thousand bricks.
Unknown to Harmony.
Nor know of 0 cycles.
Have farmed EHR relics to land many debuffs.
Yet, these hands will never get full rewards.
So as I pray, unlimited brick works.

>>531938186
Why did ZZZ flop?
Oh right, they decided to aim it at an audience with no money to support it

I miss Zaunites

Who do you have the most fun using? For me it's Saber, Archer and Yunli. Proccing super cancer in SU/DU with Kafka is still fun too

>>531938137
You lost the first post, accept it. You will lose again.

>>531938597
They're sisters actually.
t. Interstellar impregnator who inseminated both of their moms.

>>531938775
I am convinced hsr devs don't have a soul

>>531938793
i don't miss you, hertaschizo

>>531938852
I am enjoying the new thing very much and dropping meteors and going full propgation

>>531938137
lmao, you're not only gay as fuck, you're also a bad loser

>>531938956
Once again, doesnt matter, its not a race
The only thing thats annoying is that I dont have a reason as to why me specifically

>>531938852
For me it’s
Dropping Meteors with Phainon
Bleeeeeeeeeeerghing with Pollux
Taking 10 turns with Aglaea

FF will beat Phainon.

>>531938091
He won, get over it already.

>>531939271
because you have frigoli syndrome, zaunite
hertaschizo OWNs you and your ritual shitpost

>>531939261
>>531939554
Yeah whatever man I shouldnt have even responded
I guess it really is true that people will continue messing with you if you give any kind of reaction back
Im going to sleep, and you probably should too

>>531939759
you can't tank any solar beams, ack

>>531939362
In what

>>531939759
you're probably the real sissy lmao.

>It's that time of the week again
Well then excuse me /hsrg/

>>531940101
Have fun in the shower!

Why is everyone rushing to roll Kitasan even though they can just borrow a support MLB?

>>531940251
Fuck off, Shay. No one cares about your new furry porn

>>531938137
>>531939271
>>531939759

what shithole language question structured like this?

>Hertaschizo
>Zaunite
>Shay
>Ack
Picrel

>>531940390
Everyone loves honses, girls and honsegirls THOUGHbeitlyever

>>531940390
vinsader thinks its cuckshit if you self insert as someone other than the mc

>>531935510
I pag'd

>>531937425
You need to be 18 or older to use this site

I am NOT throwing a tantrum!

>>531940251
FOMO

>>531940894
me neither

I'm getting Shay and Vinsader fatigue...

>>531939554
i would never post a worm

Am I not invited to the /hsrg/ discord or something? Who the fuck are all these people yall naming?

>>531937260
I fucking love evil women

>>531940754
Put them in Star Rail NOW!

>>531940886
18 and below doesn't even watch family guy

>>531940610
bro, imagine being bullied by a Ruan Mei poster, of all posters...

>>531940754
Why did Carole just vanish when she was with Welt? Where’d she go?

>>531941219
2bTdaaarKQ

Phainon is a cuntboy and want to be impregnated by me
Mydei is a cuntboy and want to be impregnated by me
Caelus is a cuntboy and want to be impregnated by me
Walt is a cuntboy and want to be impregnated by me
Scampo is a cuntboy and want to be impregnated by me

>>531941379
No need to talk about yourself in third person, Hertaschizo

>Walt
Necrophilia...

Boring thread, boring game with no content. I'm off to train Mayano, don't miss me too much /hrtg/

>>531941641
meds

when is hsr getting a girl in love with a dog?

>>531941341
yeah they do they watch family guy clips on tiktok

family guy funny moments compilation

>>531941485
>it’s real
Oh fuck

Can I use Cipher with Aglaea

>>531941485
>join
>half the users have she/her tranny bios
yup no wonder this thread is shit

>>531942059
I don’t want to join in case I get doxxed, how bad is it?

I got saber and still have 120 pulls left until archer LC.
Should I pull for saber LC or tribbie LC?

>>531942059
The join logs are public, and nobody joined since 27 hours ago
Fucking liar

>>531942002
no

>>531942274
he's been holding back

How can HSR be redeemed in 4.0?

>>531942187
>how bad is it?
It's same as the thread but with avatars attached

>>531942340
>Give me my yamato nadeshiko gf
>Elation path turns out to be a joke
That's all what I'm wishing for.

>>531942340
by killing off march

>>531942340
delete all the wormers, change the rating to 16+, start releasing skins that aren't a complete waste of money, hire professional artists to design the characters, fire Shartoji

>>531942002
Yes

>Every top ranked phainon team has sunday in it
ENOUGH. PLEASE CREEP THIS WORM.

>>531942638
HE is the BONE of HIS sword

you cannot escape

I used to love HSR. I spent over 15k USD on this game.

>>531942340
Its simple, we kill the zzz

>>531942059
>>531941916
How big is the server. How many people are in it? Is anyone posting nudes inside.

I love HSR. I spent over 1k USD on this game.

>>531942675
YNH

>>531942785
>asks 3 questions
>only uses one question mark
hmm...

>>531942274
that doesn't mean he joined immediately after writing that post
>>531942002
sure? but there could be better options

>>531942741
Who was your first e6. Who was your last e6. Can I see your roster? How much do you regret your decisions.

>>531942871
STOP STOP STOP

>>531940643
Poopdickschizo...

>>531942929
>asks 4 questions
>only uses one question mark

>>531942816
Would you mind giving me a monthly sis?

>>531942675
>rolls a worm
>doesn't want to use a worm
uh?

If you pulled e2 aggie you'd be clearing everything no problem

>>531942785
Don't join /hsrg/cord I did and lost my virginity (to a guy)

>>531943101
you can do that?

>Finally start playing this patch's story
>Dan Heng finally voiced again
Holy shit, it has been so long that I even got weirded out at first. I'm not even a Dan fan but I felt bad for them, Amphoreus finally has him shinning but the fucker was mute for most of it, I can see some even making a new account just to experience it voiced

>>531942929
I think my first E6 was Kafka. My last E6 was Tribbie. I quit after the 3.1 release. I don't regret it that much. I just wish I had quit sooner since I stopped enjoying the game with the slumber monkey patch.

>most hyped original unit in the game's history with the best animations to date
>first ever collab, with a massive franchise featuring 2 enourmosly popular character, one of which you get for free
>we're still this dead
how the fuck does this even happen?

>>531943189
Your e-virginity?

>>531943283
I wonder if they'll get the old MC's VAs back

I rather liked stelle

>>531937707
Mywife is so perfect...

>>531943319
Why did you buy her costume?

>>531942675
Why would you not pull Sunday? Easily one of the best supports in the damn game.

>>531943357
I wish I looked like that

>>531943353
all the shitpsoters are shitposting(literally) at /zzz/

>>531943439
I had leftover HSR currency

>>531940643
Be nice renata

You rolling?

>>531940754
holy fuark i need her

>>531943216

In fact, you can, but I'm not sure how. The person giving away the gift just needs the UID, and I assume it's through a third party or something.

If you pull for Blade, and you have Blade in your selector, how do you know if you won your 50/50?

>>531943761
you downloaded the png, you have her

>>531943739
Only if she frees up Sunday on Phainon so I can run both Aglaea and Phainon on two sides if needed

>>531943216
You can if you know someone's UID and use a third party service like lootbar

>>531943817
intuition

>>531943827
haha...

>>531943319
>P2W
>Not a single male in sight, not even Ratio
>WaifuGOD is the one funding our game
Thoughts on Phainon?

my concubines

>>531943319
Can I ask how much you make. Or what makes you so comfortable spending so much on a gacha game. Is there anything that could restart your excitement for HSR? Do you still buy the 5 dollar monthly jade pass or are you completely done now.

>>531943739
>here's your zzz expy

i'm playing zzz right now

>>531943975
He literally said he quit back in 3.1. He hasn’t funded our game for like 4 months, so no one cares about him anymore

>>531944059
me? im playing hi3 part 2 story

>>531943739
Lol no. I have E2 Phainon, who she bad for. Who designed this character and why?

>>531943319
Bro is either rich or knee deep in debt

>>531944106
hahaha now that's a good one

>>531944205
bro?

>>531943739
if it wasn't for anaxa and archer i would have skipped, she is really close to a waifu trophy

They're never giving freebie coins for the character shop by the way. The last they'd want is you getting an E6 of an old dps and clearing shit without issue

>>531944376
E6 Seele and Jingyuan and Argenti and Dr ratio still giga sucks btw. They need buffs and reworks

>E2 Phainon
Should I roll for HER?

>>531944376
no one is saving 5+ years those tokens

>>531943739
lel I'm not that cucked to roll for a character who's designed to work with a single character who also just so happens to be the most putrid faggy homo in the whole game

Sex gato

>>531944574
He literally has a girlfriend.

>>531944574
But you rolled for Sparkle???

>>531944574
Yeah I skipped aglaea and saber too

I rolled for Sparkle and I will not currently be rolling for chess lady

>>531944679
They're both straight.

>>531944579
i concur

>>531944012
I make over $400k as a software engineer. I don't buy the pass anymore. I would come back to the game if the story quests weren't overly long and verbose

>this is Cyrene, Phainon's childhood friend
>now you can go on like 8 dates with her where she's constantly trying to seduce TB
alright then

>>531944785
how many wives do you have

>>531944785
Do you have a normal relationship with women or do you ever fuck escorts with that money?

For me, it's Dark March/RMC/Dan 3/Cyrene.
>b-but she needs 26 memosprites!
Don't care.

>>531944734
I skipped Brickle and I will be rolling for chess lady

>>531944948
your sparkle 2?

>>531944740
They're designed to work with sunday

So after Phainon's banner ends, it's gonna be +21 days until v3.5?

>>531944801
Do you feel cucked when your friend gets a bf

>>531945130
yes I do, that's why I've killed him and locked her up in my basement

>>531945130
Not when it's so blatant

>>531945130
yes. I should've been his bf

>>531944785
Are you playing any other gachas? I are there any other gachas you’ve spent large sums of money on

>>531944679
I did actually skip both of those too, and I would have skipped Herta as well if only I knew about Anaxa.

>Spookle ended up servicing only men
>QQ, Dickless Dan, and Archer
>Cerydra ended up servicing only men
>Anaxa, Phainon, Archer
>Both are flat and short
Nooooticing

Cyrene is just doing normal woman things

>>531945369
Sporgle is not flat

Why is there so much art of sparkle and (you)? She barely talks to you throughout the story and her companion mission is played as fag swan

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Unri? More like unko wwwwwwwwww

>>531945568
she is for (You)

https://files.catbox.moe/t499p5.webp
Incest alert, was this unexpected?

>>531941341
family guy is older than you zoomie

>>531945369
Rude

i have never liked family guy very much and I am 36, desu

>>531945708
What is raping my eyes

>>531945897
a cuntman

>>531945594
Honkai Star Rail players on Steam - 0

>>531945860
Simpsons were always better

>>531945860
Let me guess you also hate soi drinks

>>531945594
Another “HSR killer” killed itself

>>531945963
No... not like this... I can't believe we lost to deus ex...

>Wake up
>Jack off to Mydei
>Brush teeth, shower
>Do dailies
>Converse with the hands
>Shitpost on /hsrg/ for ten hours
>Feed fish
>Jack off to mydei
>Go to sleep
Why is there nothing to do in this fucking game.

>>531946053
if you're talking about soilent etc then I havent tried it but I would rather keep drinking dr.pepper

>>531946052
the simpsons lost its appeal to me after some amount of seasons when I was growing up but pretty much everyone agrees it started to get less good after some amount of time

either way I have not watched 'murican TV in over 10 years

>>531946149
What happened with bathing with Mydei twice a day, Phainon?

>>531936739
They can't help it. Ironic weebs cant consume anime without being weird about it

Hotaru Rabu

>>531946149
You sound like you need a job

>wake up
>jack off to sparkle
>piss, brush teeth, shower
>jack off to sparkle
>go to work
>jack off to sparkle
>come back from work
>jack off to sparkle

>>531945860
>>531946052
futurama better

>>531946401
You sound like you need a sparkle gf

>>531946401
>go to work
>on a fucking saturday

>>531946505
20% extra pay on the weekends

>got rugpulled harder in shadowverse than i ever have in HSR this week
fucking hell

>wake up
>think of kot
>go to sleep
>dream of kot

>>531946558
real hips or just a super fat ass?

>wake up
>jerk off to herta
>jerk off to herta
>jerk off to herta
>jerk off to herta
>jerk off to herta
>sleep

>wake up
>go to work
>come home
>shower
>sleep
>play HSR for a bit
>repeat

>>531946558
What did they do to rugpull in that master duel knockoff

>>531946473
I do, and I have no idea how to get one

>>531946445
>futurama better
objectively correct

>>531946149
Phainon, you need to take your Mydei to a bath at least twice a day to keep him healthy.

>wake up
>jack off to sparkles feet
>piss, brush teeth, shower
>jack off to sparkles feet
>go to work
>jack off to sparkles feet
>come back from work
>jack off to sparkles feet

>>531946230
>either way I have not watched 'murican TV in over 10 years
Neither do i, but i sometime watch old clips on youtube to be reminded of the good ol days

>>531946505
Do you think society just stops functioning on the weekends?

>>531946558
don't tell me you fell for the haven meme

>>531946886
>Zenith TV
take me back...

>Wake up
>AAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Jack off to mydei
>Go to speep

>>531946230
You should watch the Rehersal. I thought it was pretty good.

>wake up
>piss, brush teeth, shower
>do my hsr, genshin, zzz dailies
>shitpost on 4channel
>cook dinner
>shitpost on 4channel
>blow my bf
>sleep

If my favourite deck is Branded Despia, which HSR character should I main?

>>531947165
If your bf doesnt cum in you he is gay and doesnt love you

>>531947049
Same

>>531947190
Argenti

ANLIMITED BÜREIDD WAAKS

>>531946505
I work on the weekend because my job is giving me a full ride through college, plus tips are better on the weekend and free food. I have found myself enjoying week days off more as well. I can do things with less of a crowd.

>>531947190
>Branded Despia
If you like playing crept trash feel free to pick any dps released before feixiao

>>531946954
Haha,,, i already played haven to begin with but wanted something playable other than the fucking birds ...i let myself get fucking gypped with ward and got bitch smacked all the way from ruby to emerald because everything i run into is just rune, ramp dragon, portal and control which just completely hard counter me haha..

>>531946707
Basically ward haven flopped aka big body shield niggers because everything except shitty aggro decks and r*ach (and even then i wouldnt be surprised if the bug can manage) has board clearing for days

>>531947385
Make sure to let your Archer ult Yanqing one time for 5 free Jades

>>531947407
Thanks bro. After chasing the Tenpai meta, I realised there is no point chasing meta in master duel because they will just nerf everyone anyway.

>Wake up
>Perpetuate the lie that Abundance is evil to the Xianzhou Alliance citizens
>Let our gene pool be polluted by Permanence remnants
>Send our 300 year old young cadets to their deaths in the name of the Hunt
>Tell ourselves Lan loves us and never ignores us
>Tell Galaxy Rangers they're good boys and girls
>Make sure Fyxestroll Garden and Shackling Prison are secured
>Tell Ten-Lords Commission they're good boys and girls
>Fall asleep with my Foxian wife

>>531947385
>filename
soulless

the chant is what canonically makes attacks more powerful

>>531947534
I simply play sword every expac while praying one variant is at least good. Usually doesn't fail, even back in the original game

The wording on Hysilens’ ultimate is a bit confusing at first, but it seems like she deals DoT for each detonated DoT, up to eight times.

But with a setup like Hysilens + BS/JQ + Kafka (with Tutorial) + one Break DoT, that only adds up to seven.
So either they’ve balanced her around Kafka’s S1, or there’s another DoT source coming soon lmao

>>531948246
DoT bricks....

>Havensissies
>in my /hsrg/
PFTHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHA Get down and dogeza for me, you weak little sluts

>>531948297
qrd? i have no clue what that is

Sunday's lightcone or save for kot rerun and hers?

>wake up
>get ready for another day in penacony
>the tie should be on the center line, the shirt must not protrude from the vest, trouser creases should be perfectly straight, and always aligned with the tips of my shoes.
>everything is in order. walk out the door
>listen to confessions
>ask trailblazer to fuck my sister
>think about the charmony dove
>sleep

>>531948507
so... why do birds fly?

>>531948831
to get to the other side

Do they serve milkshakes on Amphoreus or is the milkeshake machine broke

>>531948831
Birds must fly because they possess great wings.
Humanity must be suppressed because they posses great sin.

Is Yunli the only version 2 DPS that's still good?

>>531947534
>ward haven
Deserved. Aggro keeps spellboost Rune from over taking the meta

>>531948979
It's straight up from Mydei's tits so it depends how he feels that day

>>531949172
Can he get any cooler goddamn

>>531949521
>tfw i'm flat
i wish that were me sisters...

>>531949157
I just wanted to play a variant of haven that wasnt mostly about fucking birds.. I spent 30k vials just to get raped by filene and the rune dykes...

>>531949708
why are girls so hot bros

HRT GODDAMN FLOPPED

>>531949829
Kanahana is a shame but Hayami is over-rated.

>Want Archer E1 because his kit is fun
>Know he is going to be useless in a few months
If he did blast damage it would have been worth it to get his E1.

>>531949612
*and dolphins

>>531949829
Old and busted hags

>>531949829
I don't see Kanahana that much nowadays
What is she up to?

>>531949829
Hayami Saori is in Genshin as the ugliest Mihoyo character.

>>531949521
Acheron sucks those

Breeding the Kot

>>531943739
yes

>>531950250
being the kot

>>531949829
Their names made me realize HSR mostly uses newgen seiyuus. It's particularly noticeable in Amphoreus where the only oldfags are Aya Endo, Satoshi Hino, Chiwa Saito and Marina Inoue

>>531950440
my wives

fofo reipu

Grok who's the worst poster in all of /hsrg/?

>>531950613
Roberto.

>>531950613
Grok can’t compute this so he’s passing it off to Irontomb.

The fact that hoyo couldn't be assed even to do in game walk cycles for sam or svarog and cut to black screens when they need to move from place to place should have been a red flag

>>531950395
No? It's really only Amphoreus that has unusually high amount of newfags from Avemuji and nu-fujo shows

>>531944510
There's still V4 and V5 and his banner will end by then anyway

>>531950034
>Kana Hanazawa
>Old and busted
No way
>Remember her as Nadeko Sengoku, Akane Tsunemori, Rize Kamishiro, Ayase
>36 years old. Realize I’ve aged along with her.
Where did all the time go
She’s still Mitsubishi Kanroji at least

>>531950613
Pagnata

>>531951179
Leave Cutenata alone

>>531950613
homotrannies kill yourself homotranny

Reeknata

>>531951343
go back to sleep Pagnata

I bet Renata has ugly brown nipples lol

Bronya RABU!

This /hsr/ discord is really lame, where are the qqposters and sparkleposters posting bussy pics? One job guys, one job.

>>531951582
we know, seele

Based Phainon for killing this shit game and general

Yomi

>>531943739
Only because she's a chessfag like me

>>531952142
You mean Fate

bailu sp when

>>531943739
Probably not.
It's incredibly unlikely that I'll get Phainon in time so I'd rather save my guarantee for something else.

>>531950027
dolphins and fenfen are taking over the game, dragoncraft ramp is basically runecraft from last season and i hate it so much since i went from abysscraft to a havenward deck :(, gotta love beating up the swordcraft players who still think clearless aggro work though

Why is my Phainon E0s1+sunday+bronya+houhou team doing worse than my firefly+raun mei+fugue+gallagher team? Even against phys weak enemies.

>>531952682
>Huohuo
You answered yourself

>>531952682
you NEED her

>>531952682
>FlopFlop
lmao

>>531952796
I'd put in sparkle but I don't have a lightcone. I just have 2 bronya cones. I don't have signature for sparkle nor sunday but I'd think just phainon+bronya+sunday alone should be better than the old firefly team.

>>531952682
Your attack looks a little low. Run attack boots, speed isn't required for Aibou.

>>531952682
>Sustain
>With Phainon

>>531952682
Whenever someone asks why their phainon is doing badly 99% of the time its because your not ulting after the bronya advance.

>>531953061
It's a little low but I couldn't get the 136+ speed without it to put him above bronya and sunday.
I guess I could try to build bronya speed and open with basic attack instead...
>>531953076
If you guys are serious, should I pull Sunday's cone or Sparkle's cone?
Or put in Tingyun with dancedancedance or some shit?

Here are my demands for the next round of buffs, Mr. Da Wei
>Fu Xuan should be the HP meta preservation
>Seele should be the PF Hunt
>Castorice should be Abundance
> Jiaoqiu heals
> Hanya gets bigger tits
Da Wei, you have been warned

>>531953228
I'm not going to tell you what to do with your pulls, but I'm 200% sure that Tingyun with DDD is a better option than flopflop in any Phainon team.

>>531953220
Shouldn't it be bronya advance then ult then his ult?

I'm doing... Phainon skll
Sunday skill+ult on phainon
Phainon Skill
Bronya skill on phainon+ult
Phainon ult, skipping his skill

>>531953228
Speed does nothing while he's ulting so you're tanking your per ult damage for more uptime but you really don't want to ult more than you have to because of how it can bleed cycles.
Fast Sunday with Bronya being -1 speed of that Sunday works.
Sustain is suboptimal compared to sustainless but also a lot comfier into shit like Hoolay, especially when Huohuo works decently well with him in every other area.
He unfortunately requires some active management to play, he had points of failure like ulting before he's fully charged or misusing the counter.

>>531953620
The speed is just so bronya and sunday pull him up faster

>>531949829
Don't google Jade's VA becaus eit will desttroy your narrative

jesus christ they're so fucking cute

>2 turns to clear
>This little ho brings NINE elites and TWO Niggadors with four HP bars
Back in the fridge you go

ETHEREUM IS PUMPING!

>>531953713
>Mitsuishi Kotono
Uh…

>>531953849
Whatever you do, dont look at what Dickless Dan brings in the endgame

>>531953797
I fuarking love chimeras

>>531953876
how do I pump eth?

Am I the only one who finds it stupid that recent events try to make you believe they already happened in the past and that your character doesn't really remember them or something? Several recent events have done that, like the Fate collab or the Mario Kart ripoff from the last patch.

>>531953797
Too bad the chimera event from 3.1 was super short, it needed another hour of Hyacine

>>531951739
SEXO

>>531952221
I look like this

>>531953945
Think I let Castorice take out his bullshit no pattern weakness team

>>531954374
*smooches ur forehead*
ur a qt

>>531954010
They had the dumb idea of having us completely trapped on a world on the brink of destruction for a whole year of patches.

>>531954374
rape time anon

>>531945112
wtf we're that far away?

>>531953876
No one cares about blandrice retard

>>531954010
imo the only one where it was really stupid was the one where you get your room in the AE
I was actually waiting for them to introduce a history fictionologist to try to justify that shit

>>531948246
dot sustain eventually

>>531954709
i care about kissablerice

>>531954709
how could you be so mean

what about bitcoin...

>>531954709
Don't be mean to Ethereum-chan

>>531954501
Then, create all your events around that new planet. The Fate event could have easily been set on Amphoreus under the pretense that it was a glitch from the scepter extrapolating data from another dimension or something. This is the kind of planning and situations I'd only expect from an amateur studio.

so who's litecoin?

>>531949907
>Hayami overrated
This is really the shit taste general

Who is XRP

>>531935405 (OP)
>Britain is just a reused location of POOinon's AIDS ElySHITae
Flop Star Rail....

I can't believe Britain was the first to fall to the black tide

>>531955712
Deserved

>>531953308
Why does Castorice need buffs? She's currently fine as she is.
The next round of buffs should go to Topass and uh...that's it. I have no other 1.X character besides Kafka.

>>531943739
If they unshackle her from Phainon for Anaxa and Archer and Dr. Ratio, sure.

>>531956434
>Ratio
Your Cipher?

>kill top tier sexo design to pander to pedophiles
Why do they keep doing this shit

>>531956898
>Top selling banner is a hag
>Make all of 1 hag for Amphoreus, and put her on a poorly marketed second banner
Hoyo literally hates money. Hag loyalists have deep pockets and deeper hearts

>>531956898
>kills ok design to make an excellent loli character
I hope they don't stop doing this shit

>>531957090
Firefly isn't a hag thougheverbeit

Bronya is too fucking sexy!

>>531957090
There is no reoccurring pattern for whether a hag sells or not. The only current pattern is that HI3 expies like Acheron, Seele and Phainon sell. Therefore, HI3 loyalists have deep pockets.

Bro, this Fate event is just an endless yapping session between characters discussing what's going on and providing exposition. I know this is the HSR special, but is Fate the same?

>>531956605
Already have.

March drip in 10 days

>>531957572
He's talking about Acheron, not Fireflop

>>531943739
Design wise I like her more than Hysilens
I need to wait her role in the story and hope she doesn't have a boring personality

>>531957669
remember to say thank you to hi3

>>531957885
Damn the 400 people who still play HI3 can spend 1.5 million by themselves. Their pockets are truly bottomless

Are they pretending Cerybrick is relevant

>>531938265
It really is a shame what happened to this site.

>JP fan demographic
>Honkai Series 61% male, average age 25y

Not sure why we're lumped with /hig/ there

>>531958339
They made her one of the mystery niggas for a reason

>>531957885
People have moved on to honkai 4(here, and its obvious). Every expy carrying the game is living proof.

>3 more days until his banner ends
>still hasn't reached 10 gorillion pulls Day 1
political implications of fraudnon gigaflopping?

>>531957720
march cumdrip

>>531958564
qrd? i know that fag is one of the "big" content creators of hsr.

>>531958689
His e6 characters destroy the game and made him bored.

>>531958526
lol

>>531958564
>7.9k panonood

>>531958689
Saw how big tectone got outside of gachaslop and is looking for the same cash.

>>531958628
it's mental illness, perhaps some form of extreme tribalism

"NOOOOOOOO we can't be related to that OTHER board /hig/!!!"

>>531958928
yeah we should merge the two threads tbhdesu

>Hysilens killed Cerydra
Why do greek people keep killing their gay lovers

>>531958757
But it's true

>>531959095
If hysilens is on the left and Cerydra is on the right, who are the people in the middle?

>>531959198
March and Daniel

>>531959219
Danithon

>>531958907
rage bait and farming drama is way easier than actually playing a game and trying to provide useful/fun content.

>>531958928
>board
Fucking newfag
It's a GENERAL or at least call it a thread you newfag zoomer

>>531959198
the two biggest flops of 3.x

>Lore: "Phainon has become a giant ball of destruction rage due to all the looping."
>Story: He is just cold & tired.
>Gameplay: Still just cold, maybe a little bit angry, but mostly just raising his voice a bit when doing big moves.
>Video: Completely breaks character and goes full Gurran Lagann rage monkey.

So who the fuck wasn't talking to who in the writing/direction?

>>531959287
I’ve never seen a kurobot play the game they shill constantly. It’s always just rage baiting drama farming Hoyoverse games for some reason.

>>531959095
>Dan won't have that cool helmet
He could have been our preservation hoplite but NOOOO. Would someone PLEASE think of the twinks?

>>531959285
These are year old by this point

>>531959320
>he fell for it

>>531959287
This is why Guoba is based

>>531955589
I know someone is a storyskipper when they say Phainon is a "mortal", fought the real Zephyro, destroyed galaxies, and hit Nanook's original "body"

>>531959483
/hsrg/ has a perfect track record of predicting flops

>>531959472
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>531959581
Hyacine disagree

>>531959658
and what if I was?

>>531959691
she flopped bigly thoughever

>>531959581
>Acheron will flop
I will never let you retards live that down

>>531955589
Why are Star Rail devs so lazy?

Genshin makes one-off locations all the time and they’re all gorgeous too.

>>531958628
>>531958928
because they're two totally different games in different genres?
or are we just pretending to be retarded now

>>531959483
>Second banner character
>Guaranteed Flop
Boom, I've figured out every banner's performance. However in my infinite knowledge I will also tell tell you that Hyselins, a 1st banner character will also flop omega hard which is out of the ordinary.

>>531959581
/hsrg/ just calls everything but lolis and hebes flops

>>531955589
HAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAHHAAAA

you know what's even funnier? that shit is literally just liyue

>>531959807
Unfortunately Cerydra will 100% flop if they keep her the same

>>531959798
march will be 1st banner and flop harder than cipher

>>531959793
welt is literally from hi3's earth
sparkle traveled to mars and recruited vita into the masked fools
memokeepers showed up in hi3 and kiana talked to them

honkai game
honkai general

>>531959798
tits too big

>>531959923
two different games

two different genres

>>531960031
two games
two genres

one universe

>>531959581
/hsr/ said Acheron will flop and she turned into the best selling banner since launch

>>531959798
Kafka is one of the best selling banners you dumb fuck

just gooned to kiana ntr again today
no I have never played hi3

>>531959798
You dont need to be sales analyst to predict a dotbrick flopping in 2025

>>531959768
Did /hsrg/ seriously think that lmao

>>531959768
>>531960089
she was saved by top up reset. take that away and she would have flopped

>>531960089
best selling banner period. by an order of magintude

>/hrtg/ will do anything to deny that this is a honkai game
it's so fun

>>531959095
i get march and dan being hidden, but the two literal whos makes no sense
>>531958339
also, source on this?
is this in game?

>>531960139
That's why you can't take the shit you read here seriously

>>531938852
Aglaea.
>it's my turn
>it's my memosprite's turn
>it's my turn
>heavens, look at the time, it's my turn again

Acheron as a character flopped, the top up reset didnt flop

>>531958628
it's more like a spin off
the isekai quartet of honkai

>>531960179
Oh boy, here we go again. Let me guess. You are STILL butthurt by the Black Swan dance?

>>531960214
>should I reply with an actual argument?
>Lol nah, just post a smug sparkle and act retarded. that'll show him

>purple sword wife will flop
the oldfags know even la mano de Raita can't prevent that

Mydei 100% calls people retarded daily right

Every Nihility character has flopped after Acheron.

>>531944785
They have a skipbutton, fundingbro

>>531960424
honkai impacted you
THREE
TIMES

>>531960295
Sustainless is even more hilarious
>It's my turn
>It's garmentkeeper's turn
>It's my turn
>Thank you Sunday, It's my turn again
>Its Garmentkeepers turn
>It's ult time again
>Hello Bronya, it's Sundays turn?
>That just means its my turn
>now its garmentkeeper again

>>531960229
New Twitter/hoyolab post

>>531960139
Both /hsr/ and /gig/ are extremely retarded when it comes to denying how popular purple sword ladies are

>>531960424
the thing is you never had one to begin with, only a strawman and tears

>>531960505
You forgot Robin ult.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5gLLurSiXA I can't figure out how this dude's Phainon has like 2k more attack than me.
His is only like 300 more attack in build screen. I'm using tingyun+sunday+bronya instead of RMC over sunday but I don't think RMC gives 2k more attack does it?

>>531960505
Multiply this by two when you use Robin's ult

>>531960597
>It's my turn
>It's garmentkeeper's turn
>It's my turn
>Thank you Sunday, It's my turn again
>Its Garmentkeepers turn
>It's ult time again
>Hello Bronya, it's Sundays turn?
>That just means its my turn
>now its garmentkeeper again
>WELCOME TO MY
>It's my turn
>It's garmentkeeper's turn
>It's my turn
>Thank you Sunday, It's my turn again
>Its Garmentkeepers turn
>It's ult time again
>Hello Bronya, it's Sundays turn?
>That just means its my turn
>

>>531960584
>strawman
Ah yes, brown people's go-to word when they’ve run out of arguments.

I still dont have RMC

Do we know what's in 3.6 yet? Because by God I'll be skipping 3.5.

>>531960771
Is that all?

>>531960849
March SP and Dan3

>>531960214
>is a honkai game
It's becoming dead like one so I guess you're right

>>531960869
Triggered brown

The never ending entertainment from the HSR is not a honkai game ""people""

I am TRULY elated

based redman brute forcing bosses and ignoring mechanics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfz-nm1pKbs

>>531960889
I... think I might skip March Pro Max for eidolons on Cyrene...

This silent film part of the collab is starting to drag a little...

>Resorting to race baiting
He's mad

>>531961151
ADHD sister...

>>531961018
This needs an update. One with Feixiao and another with Aglaea

lan's probably my favorite

>>531960607
>scholar
????

>>531959535
didn't he get farmed by gachasmack lol

>>531961375
Prydwen says it's only like 1.8% lower than his shill set.
But right that 48% less atk I guess would be why. With spd boots I guess scholar is way worse spd boot of his shill set.

>>531961139
she is a designated skip banner yes

man i do not like Phainon

>>531961289
>The arbiter of Space China
>Is known to cause MASSIVE amounts of friendly casualties
Man, chinks really have no introspection do they?

>>531961206
Nah, this shit is ass, and I say this as someone who's read every SU expansion. I don't know, I was expecting a different experience with this collab, but I'm not really feeling it.

>>531958880
what this dumb shit even means shut the fuck up

Man I do not like Komano

>>531961506
I have no idea what either of those words mean, zoomer

>>531961720
why he needs a cock that big?

>4 hours later
>zzz is still getting scat spammed
I sure am glad only intelligent adults post in hsrg

>>531961647
>I was expecting a different experience with this collab
it's painfully short. you're more than halfway done

I have no idea how this got greenlit. I'm suspecting that the scope was cut way down to fund zzz like unironically. It's basically a small series of fate references that can't even be called a true fate collab

>>531961782
to breed rabbits and raccoons

>>531961782
Wise is a size king.

>>531961289
>chinks are savage monkeys
>galaxy rangers are savage monkeys
>kremnoans are savage monkeys
I'm seeing a pattern

>>531961656
>31 minuto ang nakalipas

>>531961831
I'll be honest, as an hsr player, this doesn't make me want to play Fate. The characters from that game just stand there in the background looking good and providing exposition. (Besides, I play with an English dub, so yeah...) My question is, would a Fate player be interested in continuing to play HSR after this? I have a feeling that's not the case.

>>531962046
>The only actual savage monkey is an emanator of erudition
What the FUCK did they mean by this?

>>531961782
Because HSR is for netoriCHADS while ZZZ is for netorarecucks

>two sparklefags fighting to see who is gayer
Well I been done seen about everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uu2O-_4aMU

YOU GOTTA FIGHTTTTTTTTTTT

is anyone missing friends from their friends list? this whale I had is missing along with a handful of friends i had to confirm with since theyre actively playing just up and vanished off my list

>>531962215
This is Rappa and Dr. Primitive

>>531961720
But you saved a picture of his bulge?

>>531962416
Yeah, everyone I added from /hsrg/ removed me today.

Honkai for this feeling?

>>531962416
That most likely means he unfriended you. Probably because you either didn’t log in for a while or because he figured you were a f2leech and offered nothing to him in return.

>>531962162
>My question is, would a Fate player be interested in continuing to play HSR after this?
Absolutely not. The quality of writing isn't bad it just... doesn't really have a plot that is more expansive than a children's picture book. It's sort of flabbergasting to call this a collab, more like an excuse to have Saber and Archer as playable characters in the game with a token plot to justify it in-universe

Fate fans will literally read trash for hours just to hopefully get a payoff later which has a 50% rate of actually being absolute fucking kino. This event isn't worth reading at all and is frankly forgettable.

There are things that lorewise are big deals in fate but aren't expanded upon at all in HSR. For instance it's a really big deal to use up all three of your command seals during a holy grail war. Your servant once completing the third command seal provided they survive no longer has any reason to follow your orders and could even kill you if they wanted. Robin does that seemingly very casually as a favor to her servant and then it's never mentioned again.

I don't think they even explained what command seals are in this event to the lowest degree needed to sort of figure out how they work...

>>531962515
What am I feeling here?

>>531962450
Is Dr. Primative an Orangutan? Those are the only apes I cpuld take seriously as intillegent

>>531962515
context?

>>531962215
Nous doesn't give a shit when it comes to who becomes his emanators

>>531962515
>tranime

OH NO NO NO NO NO
What is this?
I thought /hsrg/ that animation didn't actually happen?

>>531962636
Are we honestly still pretending Fate is well written? Read a fucking book

>>531962645
>>531962703
She's trying to force you to turn yourselves in to the police for her

>>531962831
that's not what I said, but no, I will not read a book

>>531943739
>removing her crown
Why tho

>>531962542
The whale quit after getting e6s6 on Ack's banner so unless he came back i doubt it

>>531962742
Fucking useless piece of shit, maybe Irontomb is right

>>531962857
obviously... so whats the context? why?

>>531962831
>Read a fucking book
I hate this stupid "comeback"
It's only used by retards who want to sound smart in an argument but don't have any real arguments so they resort to using it.
Read what book?
Give me five books that you think can be used as references for well written stories

>>531962893
Irontomb did nothing wrong. Phainon's torture is entirely self-inflicted. Irontomb will liberate the universe from ai sloppa. Eous is the Great Traitor

Yuri general

>>531963017
sorry the only books I own are coloring books and I ate all the crayons

>>531962971
She killed her bully (actually an alien did but whatever) and she asked the boy to help her hide her body and then the police eventually found her body and now she wanted him to take the blame for her

i think i'll post here

>>531963017
I just got finished reading Robinson Crusoe. I'm guessing you never read a book since you left highschool

So as it turns out, DU is pretty fun to pass the time while you're toiletbound due to diarrhea.

>>531963076
>Eous
ZZZ out of fucking nowhere again.
Our superior game lives in your heads rent free, eh?

>>531963179
wow, that's something lmao

>>531963017
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

>>531963191
Raiden "Vergil" Mibibi... is that you?

>>531963017
Uh oh. Illiterate zoomer melty

>>531963252
good bait

>>531963203
that book was mid fr

>>531963191
You can stay just this once

cameraman and shipping general

>>531962831
Okay, sister, it seems you read a lot. Go ahead, recommend me some quality books.

>>531963217
Uh oh, zzz bot melty

I'm 36

I haven't finished reading a book since I was 18

imagine still playing HSR

should i roll yuzuha or save for orphie

it's trailblazing time

>>531963489
roll with your dick
for me it was yuzuha

>>531963489
Roll for who you like

>>531963489
go for Kaedehara Yuzuha

>>531962802
it was simulated so it depends on what your definition of happened means

>>531963603
Kazuha has a wife now?

Is something happening in /zzz/? What’s with all the rapefugees?

>>531963412
That depends entirely on the type of genres you enjoy

>>531963541
Guess I’m rolling Manato

>>531963664
scat

>>531963541
my dick says alice gro...

>>531961375
Okay yeah I double checked more sources and it's a <2% dps increase for Wavestrider. Though it is potentially easier to hit your 136 speed breakpoint while having atk since you can easily run speed boots with wavestrider, that's just a matter of relic rolls.
Idk how people are doing 30k on PF with E0S0 Phainon, RMC, tingyun, and bronya.
Even watching them, nothing seems special about their characters except their Tingyun is better.
It's probably because I'm only 7, 8, and 8 on Phainon's talents more than anything.

>>531963489
orphie is tied to the gigabrick known as sanby

this kind of character designs would save HSR

>>531963664
Their patch flopped yet again.

>>531963489
Get Yuzuha and Alice

>>531963806
>male shark nipples
what in the unholy fuck have scalies done

>>531963489
for me, it's orphie

https://streamable.com/gzskas

>>531963674
I trust your taste, make some recommendations.

Will /zzz/ kindly vacate the premises and return to their thread? Thank you.

>>531962802
>needed a summary post to clarify their dogshit story
so happy that Phainon's gonna be part of the AE now. He can stand up there with Sunday and do nothing.

why is zzz colonizing us

>>531963847
Is she sleep raping her?
Stupid horny bunny

What the fuck are we Phainon

>>531963847
>>531963847
>actual lesbian
zzz is based now??

>>531963806
How is this game? I want to play but I've already got this, ZZZ, and AFKJ

is M2 Yuzuha worth it or can I stop at M1

/zzz/ can stay

you guys are alright sometimes

>>531963489
you got mibibi right?

>>531963806
Save HSR from what? Also i heard the creator of that game is racist and likes incest.