Thread 531980930

The life & death of FMC Edition

Epoch in 6 days

>Upcoming Servers
Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, TBC as design base and Wrath client) - Launch date 26th of July
WotLK5Man - https://wotlk5.com/ August 8th

>Released Servers
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en
Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, pre-patch and WoD areas in near future)
Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)
Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)

>Guilds
- Epoch, crossfaction, whisper Notma
- Turtle, crossfaction, whisper anyone

>Epoch
Addons:
https://warperia.com/project-epoch-addons/
https://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddOns

>Turtle
Vanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)
Curated list of addons that should work in Turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app

>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
https://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX

>Previous Thread
>>531872030

NEW WARCRAFT PSERVER
-Murlocs replaced with Chad Muska
-Instead of mounts you're riding skateboards, bmx and shopping carts since lv1
-Instead of grinding boar livers you will be pulling off skate combos
-Spells are replaced with skate tricks
(Instead of mortal strike, warriors do a 360 christ air, mages now summon massive halfpipes instead of portals)
-You can grind on every single part of the map
-Skate combos will earn you as much xp as a couple of fetch quests
-Every racial capital is replaced with a gigantic skatepark
RAID CHANGES:
-Blackwing Skatepark
2nd boss replaced with corrupted Tony Hawk, performs a 900 of doom that makes a random guy blow up after a delay
-Molten Mega Ramp
Ragnarosk8 the Lit
The players gets knocked back into lava unless they time an ollie to avoid it.
-Zul-Jackass
Bam the Blood God.
Summons rails that players have to grind or die.
Randomly incapacitates players for the jackass stunt.
-The Onysk8 Lair
She cannot skate, has been manipulating Anduin into banning skating. The boss fight remains the same.
-AQ20 is now The Halfpipe of Madness, AQ40 is now The Temple of Sick Combos
C'thun has been replaced with C'thollie, who skates on each of his tentacles. Players pulling off the same tricks will all be shot with an eyebeam
-Naxxramps
The final boss is now Kel'Thrasher
THE SERVER WILL BE SHADOWDROPPED AN HOUR BEFORE EPOCH

>>531981253
Epoch is free tho

An Elf named Sylma...

>>531981420
See you next week back on Turtle

>>531981890
Nice cope.

You took FMC from a nice comfy guild to a drama farm. Even if Epoch closes after just one week anons won’t return to Turtle let alone FMC.

>ai slop text spammed at website
>zero new zones
>zero new raids
>1 new lvl 60 dungeon
>1x XP rates
>ai slop quests spammed all over 2004 blizzard zones

5 years in development btw

>>531982307
Everything you just said is wrong.

>>531861171 hey koto lets play dota together

They're geetting more and more desperate with every new thread

who would each fmcer main in dota

Need something to play before Pochie sisters... I'm bored...

>>531982524
geettiing and gooning...

Holy fuck turtle feels like absolute dogshit to play after trying Epoch.
Imagine trying to move wow to UE instead of just updating the client.
Thank god turtle is gonna die in less than a week.

>>531982537
I main beefy and tanky "in your face" offlaners like underlord and tidehunter.
Which FMC personality am I?

IT'S
SO
SMOOTH

what professions should I take on my explorer's contract rogue?
was thinking lw / skinning or tailoring / ench because ore nodes will be way overfarmed

>>531982787
Updating the client is easy. There are guides to updating from the vanilla to Classic clients and crazily both can work on the same server. But Turtle should have just scrapped the vanilla client altogether.
>but my customizations
Everything Turtle added to the vanilla client like tmogs exists in the Classic client and is done better there. Custom quests and zones also transfer, as would the new races.

>>531982537
For me, it's Clockwerk

>>531981890
They aren't coming back.

is it hard/annoying to level up a Warrior Protection Tank on Epoch?

Male Gnome Warrior with Vegeta hair for me

>>531983658
Based.

do I need to Stance Dance as Warrior on Epoch?

warmode on day one or you are a pussy casul trash subhuman shitskin

>that time anon found a level 1 gnome named goku in burning steppes so he made a vegeta gnome, ran to burning steppes, and shouted KAKAROT
Back when turtle had soul and the thread wasn't just a gossip mill. Hopefully we'll return to the good old /wpsg/ when Epoch releases.

i will play male orc rogue rapist

>>531983624
why do you act like epoch is something entirely new? it's literally the same shit you've been playing for the last 20 years.

>>531983535
You hate Turtle so much you are willingly staying on a worse server, betting that it will be good in a year? There are so many redflags with Epoch:
>went out of devtime because they just want to release it and let the masses playtest it
>past playtesting resulted in hundreds of bugs and dozens of gamebreaking ones still alive and kicking after been known for years
>inserted their own fanfiction regarding quests and what retard devs think is "lore accurate"
>implemented so many items they themselves are unsre how balancing will be
>said balance in regards to classes is completel fucked, clearly favoring physical over casters
>promises for better itemization progression but is highly questionable if applied critical thinking and realizing that if the balancing is this borked, itemization is far from fixed
>lead devs answers are literally "lets just go live and see how it turns out, haha.."
>custom content is not working half of the time, especially new dungeon mechanics, which is known and yet they still decides to open up the server
>tranny devs and 1984 moderation
It is a trainwreck in the making and in less than a week all of you retards will realize it. Or rather, you know that it will be shit but you will have to finally face reality. Dumbass tranny.

>Worgen refugees in Teldrassil
Hmmmmmmm

>>531984116
isnt it on 3.3.5?

Who cares, MoP Classic releases tomorrow.

>>531984351
Should I sub to MoP Classic just to play for the 6 days before Epoch releases?

>change beloved old zones for the worse
>"n-no, it is a good thing! we are sick of vanilla!"
It's Cataclysm all over again. Same mouthbreathers with the same arguments. Then everyone realizes that people just quit because they dislike the changes and the changed zones hold zero emotional value. Epoch are retards.

>>531984351
furfag

>>531984241
They are good boys and future druids and priests don't be racist

>>531984415
I have houndreds of hours in vanilla / tbc / wotlk servers and only played cata in the context of stormforge's mop and the cata vanilla world is a hundred times better than the old one
my theory is that vanilla autists just hate change

>>531984415
>for the worse
cata zones are kino tho

>>531984140
No reading all that. I played Turtle Wow and got sick of it. A large part of why I got sick of it were anons like you in FMC who were intolerable. But even then the server itself is kind of bad.

If Epoch winds up being bad I'll stop playing but I won't go back to Turtle Wow or FMC. I'll just quit playing Wow again. Then when the itch comes back hopefully there will be some good servers.

Just because Epoch might be bad doesn't suddenly make Turtle Wow not bad. It would just mean there's two unplayable servers.

>turtle world chat is just full of people talking about playing on Epoch
*GULP* TROONDLE SISTERS WE NEED TO HOLD THE LINE

>>531984520
>>531984570
Like i said. History repeats itself because you retards are just fucking retards.

On Epoch I'm probably going to level up an undead rogue up to 20 or so then spend my days killing the defias traitor until they change it.

>>531982307
please be kind. with some more years of development they could've figured out how to change the XP rate.

i just want to say thank you to sylma if you still post here
the last few months haven't been great but at the start it was a really lively guild and you were always there and bright and happy, i won't ever forget marshal windsor, people shit on you but i don't think there was a single anon at the time with the charisma to pull almost the entire thread into one guild

>>531984647
it's called not being autistic

>>531982894
>Mannoroth
based
>A FUCKING MURLOC
oh no no no

I would play a vanilla server with the cata overhauled zones

I wouldn't

WoW has the least informative tooltips of any game I have ever played

What is it you retards don't like about TBC or WoTLK, anyway? Flying mounts? just fucking take them out.

keep crying about classic+, but these turtlewow quests and zone changes are definitely classic-

>>531985298
that's the joy of exploration
*logs into a 20 year old solved game and blindly follows questing and gearing addons*

>>531984695
I’m going to become the Terror of Stonetalon.

>>531985298
you have never played any game released before wow then

any SMOOTH enjoyers out there?

>>531985440
i'm talking about abilities.

Between Vanilla, Classic, Retail, TurtleWoW, and TurtleWoW patches, with multiple different forums, wikis, and website, there's like 20 different places telling you different answers to things such as "does Lightwell's regen get cancelled by damage?". I had to find it on fucking youtube, of all places.

>>531984856
Sylma is why the guild turned to shit. Instead of kicking people who caused problems he ignored the issues with empty talk and hoped they’d go away and the end result was every good anon being driven away by drama including Sylma

>>531985541
enjoying your smooth throat on my smooth cocktip

Is hemo rogue a legit raid build or a meme?

>>531985437
too stale and solved. people have been playing them for 20 years. there's a reason why custom servers are the most popular and the stock ones are dying off

>>531985686
absolute meme

>>531985541
>no the shitty client is soulful it has soul that’s why we all try to fix it with a dozen different enhancements because soul

>>531985437
overtuned classes
tiny continents compared to massive vanilla world
flying
dead faction balance
dead wpvp
only the latest patch matters
traveling too fast and easy
no rp elements
15 min fastfood dungeons that are just linear corridors
no SOVL
tranny races like belf

Turtle Wow was cool when it was just a little passion project run by a dozen guys with a hundred players top. I’m looking forward to Epoch.

>>531985626
sylma/pearl enjoyed the drama and only left to server hop to epoch. he will be playing a new character there and denying it's him then he will talk about how he never tried to keep it a secret.
schizokino was right

>>531985804
b-but hemo debuff is like +290damage split between physical hits time you use it.
Does the tooltip lie? It wouldn't be the first time bliz butchered the implementation?

>>531985952
it's just not worth tanking your personal dps to the shitter, especially when we are down to mere 25 man raids

>>531984140
I don't hate turtle, I have several max level characters there, I progressed through some raids, I've done some failed hardcore runs, it was fun. Still there are some things about it that I'm not fond of, and epoch might do those better.

>>531985686
its the best build because you buff the entire raid.

>>531985929
all of those things can be changed or removed

just steal the fucking quest lines instead of having russians or AI writing slop

>>531986021
>>531986053
I just checked the tree again to make sure and holy shit, subetly first half is horrible

>>531986210
sub is the incel school shooter ganker spec, it has no pve value what so ever

>>531985947
>i'm looking forward to not being able to do group content of any kind

>>531984140
well put. couple that with the weird shill campaign and it's clear what's going on.

>>531984874
>A FUCKING MURLOC
He was a Sea Giant in old Dota wasn't he?
Slark was the Murloc

Whats wrong with female Human Priests? The spirit bonus is nice and the racial gives crit %. Or are there other reasons why it gets memed on?

>>531985951
During the second stress test he made his femtauren and posted it complete with a joke about dog sex.

https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/530873883/#q530951816

He left the discord but since he has a registered account now he doesn't need to stay there. He is definitely going to try to reinvent himself as a new anon because everyone knows him as the dogfucker that he is and he doesn't like that. He might even scrap the femtauren and play something else. I don't think it's going to work out for him since schizos figured out Pearl was Sylma before.

>>531986696
said the schizo documenting a fucking joke. are you some sjw woke tranny or something?

>>531986813
>sjw woke tranny
BINGO

>>531986813
If it were a joke it'd be fine but the guy has admitted to owning a dog dildo named Rutt so it isn't a joke. He gets off to dogs.

I think I will just pass the time in CS 1.6 with old farts until Epoch

>>531986616
fear ward

>>531986140
>all of those things can be changed or removed
Either you are a mongoloid spouting retarded bullshit without thinking about what he's writing or you're a visionary genius who knows how to fix the game and should make his own custom server instead of shitposting in a dead general.

>>531986868
so what? 4chan always had degenerates, the site was created for misfits and weirdos that society doesnt want. why are you here trying to play some moral normalfaggot?

>>531986967
If there’s no issue then he should continue being open about being a dogfucker and not try to hide who he is by creating secret characters. That way anons can decide if they want to hang out with a dogfucker.

>>531986967
And they were always laughed at and humiliated you dumb fuck

>>531986616
>Whats wrong with female Human Priests?
nothing

>>531986967
4chan has a deep history of going after degenerates who abuse animals. You have a normalfaggot's shallow understanding of this website if you think every anon is going to be okay with you putting your penis in a dog's butthole and won't dox you for doing it if they can even if it's just "for the lulz".

what's the best healer for epoch?

>>531987129
OF COURSE THEY WERE BUT THEY WERE NOT OSTRACIZED AND FUCKING STALKED BY THREAD SCHIZOS MAKING SCREENSHOTS OF THEM TALKING IN FUCKING VIDEOGAMES
we all made fun of each other for being weirdos but we still did shit together. oldfag guilds in games were quite different than what you see these days, mainly because of dumbass niggers like you moralfaggot fuckers are. the more i hang around here the more it seems like even this place got overrun by /pol/ brownoids.

>>531987290
you sound like some kiwifarms nigger

>dogfucker has an actual meltdown over being mentally ill
KEKYPOW
You would have been laughed out of 4cuck 15 years ago just like you are being now
Kill yourself already

>>531987259
remember when 10 years back these were hot but nowadays this could be someones son

Go and call anyone liking anime and having a 17 year old waifu pedos next. This is what 4chan has become.

>After his gently shaped shaft, Rutt is all about one thing – it’s that knot. Intended for people who will be left wanting by anything other than a satisfying POP at their toys’ base, the rottweiler’s shaft starts slim, and returns to a slim neck after his tri-bulb knot, meaning he’ll stay once you sit.

>Knowing that some people enjoy having these types of toys hilted for extended periods, we deliberately kept Rutt’s base a little shorter/lower so that it doesn’t get in the way. Rutt was the toy that first started Weredog, and has continued to be a hit right from the beginning.

This is what dogfucker puts into his butthole while playing World of Warcraft Private Servers.

>>531987630
>actual lolipedo
Just because it say she is 17 doesn't mean she looks 17 Rajeet.

Like clockwork

It's okay to have sex with 12-14yo if they look like sex bombs, similarly, Skoll is a sex god so there's no harm in taking that knot.

>>531987843
go back to twatter faggot

I'm done reading this shit thread. This is why i do not play with any of you dumbass niggers nor can i withstand being here for longer than two weeks at a time. See you maybe next year when Epoch will be properly playable. I bet your miserable, failed ass will be here all the same.

>>531988117
see you around nerd

>>531988117
And nothing of value was lost.

>>531986868
how does this affect you?

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>>531988089
Phenomenal projection, im sure jerking off to drawings of children is normal behavior pajeet.

>>531988280
Because I had to read this degenerate shit and see him post about his degenerate shit endlessly.

Just go back to /wowg/ or /heals/ where fucking animals is not frouned upon.

>>531988316
NEW WARCRAFT PSERVER
-Murlocs replaced with Chad Muska
-Instead of mounts you're riding skateboards, bmx and shopping carts since lv1
-Instead of grinding boar livers you will be pulling off skate combos
-Spells are replaced with skate tricks
(Instead of mortal strike, warriors do a 360 christ air, mages now summon massive halfpipes instead of portals)
-You can grind on every single part of the map
-Skate combos will earn you as much xp as a couple of fetch quests
-Every racial capital is replaced with a gigantic skatepark
RAID CHANGES:
-Blackwing Skatepark
2nd boss replaced with corrupted Tony Hawk, performs a 900 of doom that makes a random guy blow up after a delay
-Molten Mega Ramp
Ragnarosk8 the Lit
The players gets knocked back into lava unless they time an ollie to avoid it.
-Zul-Jackass
Bam the Blood God.
Summons rails that players have to grind or die.
Randomly incapacitates players for the jackass stunt.
-The Onysk8 Lair
She cannot skate, has been manipulating Anduin into banning skating. The boss fight remains the same.
-AQ20 is now The Halfpipe of Madness, AQ40 is now The Temple of Sick Combos
C'thun has been replaced with C'thollie, who skates on each of his tentacles. Players pulling off the same tricks will all be shot with an eyebeam
-Naxxramps
The final boss is now Kel'Thrasher
THE SERVER WILL BE SHADOWDROPPED AN HOUR BEFORE EPOCH

>>531988385
See >>531987765

>>531988316
thank you for this revelation racegruppenfuhrer

>>531988426
Weimar.

>>531988324
as normal as sperging out about cartoons and claling them real

Actually, I think TBC had some good design.

>>531988073
FMc trannies are unironically like this then they cry when they are called out.
Hence the saying was born "The tranny cries out in pain as he strikes you"

>>531988463
anything more specific?

>>531988458
Yes, calling a pedophile mentally ill is wrong. Keep telling yourself that you pathetic worm.

>>531988615
NEW WARCRAFT PSERVER
-Murlocs replaced with Chad Muska
-Instead of mounts you're riding skateboards, bmx and shopping carts since lv1
-Instead of grinding boar livers you will be pulling off skate combos
-Spells are replaced with skate tricks
(Instead of mortal strike, warriors do a 360 christ air, mages now summon massive halfpipes instead of portals)
-You can grind on every single part of the map
-Skate combos will earn you as much xp as a couple of fetch quests
-Every racial capital is replaced with a gigantic skatepark
RAID CHANGES:
-Blackwing Skatepark
2nd boss replaced with corrupted Tony Hawk, performs a 900 of doom that makes a random guy blow up after a delay
-Molten Mega Ramp
Ragnarosk8 the Lit
The players gets knocked back into lava unless they time an ollie to avoid it.
-Zul-Jackass
Bam the Blood God.
Summons rails that players have to grind or die.
Randomly incapacitates players for the jackass stunt.
-The Onysk8 Lair
She cannot skate, has been manipulating Anduin into banning skating. The boss fight remains the same.
-AQ20 is now The Halfpipe of Madness, AQ40 is now The Temple of Sick Combos
C'thun has been replaced with C'thollie, who skates on each of his tentacles. Players pulling off the same tricks will all be shot with an eyebeam
-Naxxramps
The final boss is now Kel'Thrasher
THE SERVER WILL BE SHADOWDROPPED AN HOUR BEFORE EPOCH

Remember;
Loony Troony Nonny 4channy LOVES 3 things
1. Pedo
2. Bestiality
3. Parsing grey

This thread has gone to the dogs.

at some point retarded jokes attracted actual kiddie diddlers who believed themselves to be in good company

>>531988729
This is true, sadly.

>>531988842
I diddle +30yo failed males...

>>531988842
>Accept all sorts of shitters
>Surprised when they are also shitters irl

>>531987558
That only makes it hotter

>>531988615
No… not really I guess…

>>531988316
söykraft christcucks will never be Aryan

>>531988427
Yes. I have already read that plenty of times before because it gets posted here. And it gets posted here because Sylma decided to tell anons that he owns a dog dildo. I don't know what on earth possessed him to share this information but he did and now it gets posted to these threads. And now instead of talking about the game we're talking about degenerate sex shit yet again.
Honestly I wish Sylma just wouldn't play any more. It's clear he hasn't quit and will never quit. The thread is always going to be bad because of him.

>>531989095
This thread is bad because people keep shitposting about her, not because she mentioned a dildo 18 months ago.

What's everyone playing for Epoch?

Going Hunter for smooth comfy leveling.

So is fmc finally dead?

>What do you mean I can't talk about how much I love to groom newborns into becoming loonatic troonatics like me?!
>What do you mean my loony ERP isn't allowed!?
>What do you mean you don't condone fucking dogs?!
>What do you mean I am expected to play the game and not ERP in vallkraft?!
>CHRISTKEK SERVER NOT WHITE NOT WHITE!!!!!!

>>531989215
He is not a woman. He calls himself a he/him. You do not know him at all if you're calling him a she or a her.
He openly talked about his dog dildo in this thread when FMC 2.0 began which isn't 18 months ago.
If he left and never returned anons would stop talking about them as much. It would die down. They're shitposting him knowing he's back and knowing he's planning to play.
Again you just don't know what you're talking about.

>>531986921
>visionary genius
what?

>overtuned classes
just nerf them
>tiny continents compared to massive vanilla world
not a problem at all
>dead faction balance
fix it
>dead wpvp
thank god
>only the latest patch matters
??? obviously?
>traveling too fast and easy
nerf it, remove flying mounts, make teleports if you need to get somewhere high up
>no rp elements
not sure what you mean or wanted here
>15 min fastfood dungeons that are just linear corridors
all turtle does is add shit to dungeons
>no SOVL
arthas did lose his SOVL, yes
>tranny races like belf
don't enable belfs

that's it, I am a "visionary genius" and fixed your game. and now you have two more expansions worth of blizzard quests instead of a dripfeed of slop

>>531988729
This is a truke, the thread is in a dogshit status because we didn't gatekeep loonatic troonatics and their cohort of shitters who only ERP because even vanilla is too complex for them.
Happens to all threads when skill, performance, etc... isn't enshrined but instead loathed and defaced.
This is what you get, a thread for lunatics, gooners and other untermensch, an asylum for loony troonies.

>>531985437
I would actually rather play tbc than vanilla but being fresh is more important for me so epoch it is

>>531989363
Yes. They might be able to clear AQ40 today. Maybe. And then maybe they can clear MC or even BWL later in the week. Epoch will take too many anons from them. They really can't spare a single loss.

>>531989395
Excellent post.

>>531989550
Sylma actively fought against gatekeeping the loonie troonies because he is one.

>>531989584
Epoch is TBC though thoughbeit

>>531989395
>not white
Wall is american, so that's kinda right

>>531989729
>level 60 cap
>no outland
>no belves
>no draenei
Sounds more like vanilla to me.

>>531989729
>look ma, I posted it again!

>>531986309
The fuck are you talking about?
imp expose armor beats 5 sunders
hemo buffs everyones physical damage
tricks of the trade and marked for death are great party buffs

hard to believe teleretard is making all those posts

>>531989706
No shit nigger, idk why you didn't leave the sinking shit ship as soon as you saw how your "main" tanks behaved.

just make an addon so I can post here from within the game

also a cardgame, I wanna

https://wheelofnames.com/pmk-hpe
ROLL YOUR CLASS

>>531989883
I decided to ride it out and collect gear while enjoying the shitshow. 10 out 10 but would not do it again. I can just join a normalfaggot guild and get better gear faster.

>>531989982
Better gear, better players, better people.
>inb4 muh ERP!!

>>531989949
https://www.curseforge.com/wow/addons/wow-texas-holdem

>>531989417
>he's planning to play.
So what was the real reason he left, why did he make shit up?

>>531990115
It just seems like something he does. He gets bored and quits. Sometimes he gives an excuse and sometimes he doesn't. I don't know why people are going to follow him into another guild knowing he'll quit on it on a whim.

>>531990058
Even in terms of ERP you can find that just by looking through the TRP directory and hitting up NSFW accounts. 9 times out of 10 they'll meet up with you and ERP with you on the spot.

>>531990296
>It just seems like something he does. He gets bored and quits. Sometimes he gives an excuse and sometimes he doesn't.
That's unironically what everyone should do. Play the game when you want and when you get bored just go do something else.

>>531990296
If you fall for that twice then you have only yourself to blame, he was horrible as a GM.
He should have the decency to not be the fucking GM of anything this time.

Sylma breathed life into FMC. We are nothing without her.

>>531989975
would roll it if I was undecided

>>531990397
It's fine to do that as a player but when you're a guild leader or a crucial raid role you should give people advance notice so they can prepare for your departure. Stay for a bit and help the new leadership adjust. He didn't even announce he was quitting at first. Warhorn had to tell people.
If you can't do that much don't be a guild leader or play a vital role like tanking.

>>531990402
With FMC his excuse was he wasn't GM because he gave GM status to Gargoth's alt Warhorn.

>>531989856
Using MfD -> Prep -> MfD during execute phase is so satisfying, watching everyone’s numbers skyrocket. Cause of me! Me!

6 sleepies until Pochie

>>531989975
Already decided on rogue.
Got it anyway.
Was too close for comfort though

>>531987765
Why would you tell people you put this inside your ass?

>>531989456
>solves absolutely nothing
mongoloid it is then

>>531990069
>https://www.curseforge.com/wow/addons/wow-texas-holdem
nah, nothing like that

you need a collectible card game where you travel the world dueling NPCs and they give you a card if you beat them

then you have PvP tournaments. probably at different locations each time, so the world can feel ALIVE

what do naga do all day?

>>531990998
great discussion, thanks for your contributions.

enjoy quest turtle plea

>>531991010
worship azshara
plan new ways of being assholes

>>531991010
ask this guy https://dota2.fandom.com/wiki/Slardar/Responses

6 days till turtle gets the pochs

There's no way this is an actual, Blizzard made piece of gear.
I am literally naked.

>>531990975
Because >>531988842
Anons made jokes about dog knots. He took them as serious and admitted to being a sick man thinking he was among his fellow sickos.

one-handed spec is good for prot warriors, right? more dmg more threat

Gigachad here
I'm just letting you know that im playing as a Dwarf Shaman on the new Epochie server next Saturday
That is all

>take blood elves away from horde
>half the horde population becomes female trolls
makes you think...

>>531991398
>literally naked
>can't see any nipple
>not even an areola slip
?

How's the name reservation gonna work? You log in character creation and get to make two niggas?

>>531991419
Yeah.

Is there an actual tier-list for Epoch and is Rogue really at the rock bottom? I was considering Rogue for the leveling experience.

>>531991724
PVE sweats don't take rogue unless they have to
PVP has them at disadvantage, classes can have 40% stun resistance with pvp trinket and racial swapped to orc
they should be still decent just relegated to no fun allowed category

>>531990664
Thats so nice that he believes his own mental gymnastics, happy for him.

>>531991616
yes, make characters with the names you want

>>531991538
Trolls have always been the superior female specimen tbdesu

>>531991913
>The class PVE value is the group being able to skip the scholomance key quest
T...thanks...

troontle slavkikes fucked up big time
>no fresh
>pissed of pvpers
>no hc realm
>balance around raidlogging
>waiting too long for 1.18 announcement, during epoch's launch ( LOL )
>pajeet5 (who asked?)
>forever 1.12
only browns and chicks will be left out, pajeet5 will finally kill it

>>531992505
If you say pajeet on pochie you'll get instabanned.

>>531988316
>wallcraft
The lead dev is about to kidnapped by the FBI again, Kamala just called and told me

>>531991989
now let's see the ingame model
let me guess, you're using the one face that doesn't look like a folklore witch

>>531992505
If Troondle adds Draebaes or Ogres, it's over.

>it's down again
jesus christ

Can't log in. Turtlebros?

>server crashed
Yup, i'm going to Epoch!

>>531993005
>Draebaes
>in turtle
you're delusional if you think you're getting anything that isn't picrel

>>531992505
>pochie releases
>it's actually decent but not enough to make a dent into turtles pop
>initial player base is good and stable but nothing to fawn about
>months go by, numbers are lower and people are already getting sick of getting filtered by MC
>turdle releases 1.18 and delivers the final blow
>pochiers cope forever by saying they never meant to raid anyways

>>531992505
I really don't get the UE5 thing.
>we have a game that can run on any computer purchased in the last 10 years
>let's use a high end modern engine!

Why would someone who can afford a computer that runs UE5 be playing a free version of a 20 year old game?

>>531993428
This should only be an issue on the SA server

>>531993487
Kazumok

Prediction:
>Everyone on Alliance swaps to Orc racials for the stun resistance to counter the fact that 50% of the Horde will be Undead Paladins and HoJ has a shorter CD, indirectly nerfing Rogue, Druid, and Shadow Priest
>Everyone Horde swaps to Orc racials for the stun resistance because 50% of the Alliance will also be Paladins

>>531993245
nah, troondle devs already ass pulled blood elf tbc """alpha""" model, they will the same with space goats if they decide to put them in

So, will UE5 become the only default version of the game or an option in the graphics menu or a separate server?

>>531993582
everyone = the 10 people that will do pvp

>>531993647
i really hope its optional, the unreal version looks really soulless

>>531993647
Yes it will become the only playable version, but you will be able to pick between normal current vanilla graphics or new turtle graphics. At least that's what I understand.

>>531993606
this
troondle's hack devs can't rig models to take player armor. blood elf models were ready to take them.
we'll never get ogres or lost ones or anything that retail hasn't pre-rigged

>>531993606
The original blood elf male model for TBC was thinner. I remember being disappointed when TBC released and we got a thicker more muscular belf.

>>531993647
i think they REALLY want to transition to UE5 because the wow vanilla engine is too old and UE5 allows for easier modding

>UE5 wow
Any video? Looks like scam.

>create new HC character just to serve as bank
>drop a Binds on Pickup green weapon TWICE in a row
fuck this game

>>531993647
basically the whole point of turtle UE5 is to expand their operations and audience reach for money. the client and it's hype slowly building around it will serve as a second wind for the server, especially if it will be released alongside fresh.

>>531993885
>troondle's hack devs can't rig models to take player armor.
This is untrue. Kazgrim has ogres and worgens with armor already set up.

dwarf starting zone in UE5, soul or no soul?

>>531994560
>anti soul fog
gae

>>531994560
looks like someone farded

>>531994560
> anti-soul gas

>>531994560
>le....BLOOM

>>531994560
>forced jeetfog
>has to turn brightness to 10 because of this

NINTENDO, HIRE THIS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the epochshills sure are mad today

>>531994768
>3 mages with AE spam crR8JXHashes the whole zone

>>531994560
Any script shown? Any quest, npc, or class mechanic?
You can convert landscape from wow to UE in 20 min.

Wait... Should I just wait until UE5 Turtle instead of Epoch?

>UE
Why waste so much time and money to make the game look uglier?

>>531995138
I used Turtle Wow as a waiting room for Epoch and now I will use Epoch as a waiting room for Turtle Wow UE5.

if faggotinul is at raid today i will gquit

>>531994560
>smog
disgusting

>>531995138
Yes, please

>>531995460
You won't, pussy

>>531994560
this is more brightly lit than a modern highway

>>531994768
same energy

>>531995460
Do it. Screencap. Post it to the thread.

if chadinul isn't at raid today i will gquit

>>531995531 >>531995651
ask anybody and they will point to him as the #1 problem of fmc

Turtle won so bigly...

>>531993582
orc racial was always the best one because almost every class has stuns

>Gargoth. Quit.
>Fuutank. >not in FMC
>Telol. Burned out.
>Kotofanya. Like a snowflake in Dubai.
>Zaptuah. XIVing.
>Grud. ACK'd.
>Torzag. Still a repulsive virgin.
FMCissies... who is going to plap us now that all doms are gone?

>>531996907
nureinul is a dommy mommy but i think xhe only likes men

i fucking hate this server

>>531994935
I can almost understand dwarf zones being full of industrial smog but there's no reason Ashenvale should have that too.

>>531983927
>>531983658
>>531983717

>>531997180
Kino

POCHIE

how stronk will felchud be?
does he have aoe immunity or will he die instantly like in tbbc?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l5ddJKqJnY

This guy made more just in few days with unreal engine.
Your turtle scammy server just put few empty locations, screencap it and make you believe something is happening. What a scam.

>>531996237
I don’t care. Do it. Guild quit. Screencap it. Post the screencap to the thread.
Otherwise you are a coward and full of shit.

>>531984140
dont care

im still chasing fresh

>>531998129

Well considering how much money they are generating with dono cucks its no wonder.

>>531984140

Sorry turtle troon dev, your donos gonna wither away like your server.

Better start applying, i heard mcdonalds is hiring.

>>531998129
looks real to me
https://youtu.be/Mlkm30mpkqg?t=52

>>531993526
>Kazumok
I asked why, not who

>>531997239
Fuck yeah! I looked for that screenshot and couldn't find it.

>>531995215
same reason there are russian quests google-translated into the game

>>531998343
who are you even to defend him nigger

>>531996237
The number one problem in FMC is anons like you who just talk shit about other anons in the thread. You are why anons quit.

in the end, I need epoch to be good (i.e. reach 10k players), because I sure as fuck ain't playing UE5

>>531994418
It wasn't just Ogres and Worgen. He got Murlocs working too with new animations, hats and shoulders.
Turtle Wow could have playable Ogres and Worgen and Murlocs and more but just choose not to do it.

>>531998717

>Posts AI slop trailers assuming they will be finished within the next 5 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLltiWS1KI4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjlvIJSvFx4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qZ2hoj2too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXlNOeplJtM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUkYfZrBBPY

Hey look turtle troon, i can do that too!

post your biggest complaint about nuregethu
for me he is not nice to talk to, bad player, doesn't help anyone

>>531999179
>"i'm gonna quit!"
>ok do it
>"why are you defending him"
You have no dick.

>>531999824
i'm nta.

>>531999628

More Unreal slop "remakes" (lol) that will never be released.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8jp9q4_BBo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PrirYj6WbM&t=52s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hquLnjOLRvM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTJRL1EDyTA

Imagine falling for this blatant marketing ploy to get people not to roll on a fresh server because you are scared of losing all your pay piggies.

>>531997901
All pets come with 90% aoe mitigation.

>it's just bants
Then don't post anonymously. Post your bants on discord and in guild chat where you can put your character's name behind your words.

>>531999905
>gothic
too late, spanish studio already makes the UE5 demake for the first game

>>531999905

Single player UE5 remakes is one thing, its another getting it to function correctly in an MMO lol

>>531999609
That actually looks pretty good. What the fuck Turtle. Why can't we get fun shit?

stinky musky rapey worgen males...

>>531993647
>fresh turtle
Not gonna happpen
They're 100% migrating all the players to the new U5 servers

>>532000187
The UE5 client is supposed to be compatible with the vanilla client. So you'll play on the same server regardless of which one you use. No fresh turtle. Not like they can afford to open more servers.

>>531984140
Turtle wow has been out for years and is still janky as fuck.
Falling through zeppelings, camera going through walls, invisible health bars..
But the client is the worst offender and no update is going to fix that

>people in turtle guild keep talking about how hd engine is coming out at the end of the year
>me knowing they dont know its not because turtle ran out of money to fund it

>>531984140
Turtle is bad so I stopped playing.
If Epoch is bad I will stop playing.
I won't go back to Turtle because it's bad.
Some other server being bad doesn't mean Turtle isn't also bad.

>>531999950
thank fuck

>>531984140
>implemented so many items they themselves are unsre how balancing will be
>balance in regards to classes is completel fucked, clearly favoring physical over casters
If anything better itemization will help casters a lot more than melee.
Like spell hit being nonexistant and spell power being rare as fuck

>>532000481
DVKE TRVK'EM

>>532000290
you are beyond saving if you fell for it

>>532000290
there wont be a vanilla client anymore. if you think any game developer is gonna be work on two separate engines at the same time for the same game, you're retarded

you'll be able to toggle vanilla VISUALS on, but the engine will still be UE5

>"fuck anon! i hate anon! i hear anon is a fag who sucks dicks! anon can't even play! i wish anon would just quit!"
>"wait where did everyone go? please come back. i'm lonely..."

>>532000416
>me wanting it to never come out cause I can't run it
I'd be playing FFXIV

@532001403
Who are you quoting?

i want nureinul to step on my balls with high heels on

As protwarrior, what value should I give Agility on my levelling gear?

>Bit of crit, bit of armor
>Dodging is mitigation
>Not getting hit means no Rage
>No Rage is really bad

>>532001561
Who are you quoting?

>>532001902
>Who are you quoting?

>>532001942
stfu

>>532001403
Playing in a /vg/ guild loses its novelty when you realize its all 30 year old neets that have too much freetime so they gossip about people who they call friends in the thread all day. It's more fun playing in regular guilds that can clear content while using this as your shitposting hub.

>>532001902
I think he was quoting >>532001403 but messed up because he's new here and thinks 4chan works like reddit.

>>532001804
>Not getting hit means no Rage
>No Rage is really bad
correct. dodge is somewhat counterproductive for warrior tanks.

>>532001738
this but with Asa and Eli at the same time

>>532002109
what's wrong with neet anons? kazumok is a neet and is an alpha bvll

>>532001359
Dude, from what i saw from the trailer, UE game will be out in 10+ years. But not going to happen anyway because it is a SCAM.
For trailer #2 you will see some mount riding animation.

>>532001804
Stamina and Strength are better. Hell for leveling Spirit is better.

>>532002270
this but 3 dwarves half my height with futa cocks

>>531981890
Haven't played on Turtle since the class patch dropped

Anyone wanna play with me and my friend on Epoch when it comes out? give me your discord so we can talk!

>>532002527
well, I know those are better. I was wondering how much better. e.g. right now I have a 4 agi 4 sta cloak, and a 5 sta cloak

turtle is so overpopulated, i cant do my infernal warlock quest because every spawn is camped by 60s farming
starting to think phasing is good actually

>>532001804
agi means more crit but that only becomes relevant in raiding with high pumper dps
for leveling, you are completely fine prioritizing stam and str so you dont fall over like a wet noodle and still do some dmg with your stuff
as you get closer to 60 try to get some of the early +def blues and aim for something like 330-350 def for dungeons
the most scary stuff new healers struggle are unexpected huge dmg spikes and simply having a high hp pool helps cstching that, being like 5k unbuffed would be a great start, fresh 60 warriors are like barely above 4k

>>532002789
no, most likely you're FMCunt

>>532002876
phasing IS good. the server isn't overpopulated, just queue for a bg or dungeon and find that instantaneously. the problem is the population isn't smoothly distribute across all activities

mommy

>>532002789
Only if you're willing to leave your friend to play with just me.

>>532002946
No I'm not.

>>532003031
only nice thing about retail are playable DIDs...

>>532003091
Ok what's your discord then?

I had to make an alliance character to finally see a building which I couldn't walk into

>>532003128
we have a di mommy tank in fmc

>>532003261
sure, give me your discord and I'll write to you

>>532003757
But I asked you for your discord tag first.

>>532003648
I don't think Nure has a bepis...

>>532003969
And I want you to write yours.

>muted by TWoW Head GM Jamey for making a joke about Epoch at Epoch's expense

why are they such sensitive fags lol

>>532004063
which is why i want her to tie me up and drain me

people talking about the game:
>damn, bros...classic wow has so much SOUL! I quest without any addons and just explore and TAKE THE WORLD IN, I love soul so much bros

people playing the game:
>DROP HEAD BUFF
>TELEPORT FROM UNDERCITY TO ORGRIMMAR PLEASE
>PUT TENT PLEASE
>ANY HEAD BUFFS?

>>532002789
Yes, add me - .arueshalae.

man, who to join, so many options!

>>532001481
isnt that "game" more intensive on your pc from all the graphic mods you use

>>532004613
what don't you understand about "no more brother wars", kike?

>>532004754
You forgot

>Don't invite Lorecuck total demon

>>532004781
uhm....Cult of the Forsakenbros??

>>532004781
slim pickings for Horde
>self absorbed pvp faggot guild
>one level above mass invite guild
>"I work 5 jobs and have 2 hours to play at midnight" dad gamer guild
>some ass end of the world guild

>>532004754
oh, and my favorite

>SHARE QUEST PLS

Warmode isn’t a compromise. It’s a PvE server. If you have the ability to pick and choose at your convenience when you are vulnerable to PvP, that is by definition a PvE server.

PvE server players are the only people who whine about PvP servers existing, PvP server players have no problems with people playing on a PvE server. It’s like PvE server players are just offended some people enjoy a different rule set than them. Or more likely: they know PvP servers tend to be more popular and have better players, they want those players but to force them to play by their rules.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with a PvP and PvE server. You choose the ruleset you enjoy more, everyone wins. Warmode is forcing everyone to play on a PvE server, but giving out bribes for people to turn on /PvP.

>>532002795
don't underrate agi
4 agi gives a lot of crit at low levels, and crits feel great
dodging is also better than taking a hit
yeah it's rng but even just 1% more crit chance means a lot more crits over the course of leveling
stam is vastly overrated when it's a pve server, sure you want some but i'd put it below every stat that isn't int

>down twice in one day
yikes

>>532004781
>english guilds have a lot of reactions
>spanish guilds barely have any reactions
>the only south american guild have no recations
Looking good actually

>>532001804
agi is always a meme on leveling gear unless its your primary stat because you gain so little of it

>>532004613

Because when epoch launches twow devs are gonna DDOS and they don't want anyone to suspect it was them, by banning people who shit on the threat it removes suspicion that it would be them doing it.

>>532005283
>muh discord reactions

>>532005525
Comments too, just check for yourself. Or is this not the narrative you were going with?

>>532004779
ok sent a friend request

>>532001804
>Bit of crit, bit of armor
This is fine
>Dodging is mitigation
This is good
>Not getting hit means no Rage
You're leveling, do you want to take more damage and have to sit to eat for far longer?
>No Rage is really bad
Rage granted through getting hit is not very impactful unless if you're getting blasted, and if you're blasted a little dodge won't be a bad thing

>>532004754
Not the same people

IF THIS SHIT CRASHES ONE MORE TIME THEN AQ40 IS CANCELLED

>>532005014
I'm just gonna wait for launch and hopefully find a decent guild through partying up or /world advertisements. I feel like anyone setting up a guild before launch is just waiting for disappointment

>>532005852
I just want to find some friends to play with and level up with

>>532002789
sent

is it even worth to start playing on turtle at this point? it feels impossible to catch up when people are already doing custom raids past naxx
>play epoch
no thanks i've played wow before and i know the average player is a turboshitter, epoch sounds like an exercise in frustration

>>532005245
Epoch is ddosing to make people frustrated with turtle and more likely to move to their server

>>532005982
I feel like you'll have more luck with that organically happening in the game world than through discord. Just party up in early zones and encourage people to stick together, sure many won't but you'll eventually find a few to add to your friends list

>>532006203
I thought I would be able to find people here, but everyone is extremely bitter or something. oh well.

>>532005624
How many upvotes did they get?

>>532005819
Do all private servers crash this often?
I'm no expert in private servers, leveled in turtle to 60 but didn't play much past that. Every weekend the server went down a couple times, I stopped playing after losing 2 almost cleared dungeons due to this. It wouldn't be that bad if the server came back instantly but it can take 30min easy and now your group is fucked.

>>532006308
Stop being pathetic and take the loss.

>>532006175
Troondle is so easy that as long you aren't a turbo sperg you'll just get hard carried into Kara.
Downside is that 40 man raids are a fucking meme.

>>532006175
Play turtle if you don't mind being carried
Wait for a fresh server if you want to feel like your pulling your weight. Turtle SA server is only a few months old, checkout if there is a english community.

I tried to play SA back when it came out but the ping from EU is 200-300ms and it's basically unplayeable on their old client

>>532006536
How many likes did they get?

>>532006192

Or maybe its turtle doing it to themselves to justify them doing it to pochie during epoch launch.

>All these "people" on Poochie's discord expecting for the server to match Blizzard's production rate

Lol, lmao. You'll get 1600 new boar asses quests and a few new bosses in reworked dungeons with stolen retail assets and you'll like it. Half a decade in development btw.

>>532004781

>>532006425
>Do all private servers crash this often?
boi back in the times of feenix this shit was normal but we are not in 2015 anymore

>>532007036

Begone turtle troon

Male
Hvman
Holy Paladin

>>532007135
Hyjal leveling road...
HOME.

>>532007036
uh oh loony troony

can we split this into two different threads?

turtle is looking for 2d artists to make minimaps

>>532007537
no

>>532004781
>semihardcore guild
>mandatory:engineer prof, full preraidBIS and fully enchanted

>>532007639
why not? its not like we post in the classic wow thread or the retail wow thread

>>532007639
Why not? Afraid this thread will die once everyone leaves to /epog/ - Project Epoch General?

>>532007619
But they aren't paying.

>>532007139
Turtle is also just retail scraps thoughbeit? That's besides my point.

Normalfags hyping themselves up for a pserver like it's their first because they're disgruntled with Blizzard's direction for the game will never not be funny. People will render the server unplayable at launch and then quit within the month when they realize what it is.

>I just want friends to play with but you're bitter!
maybe try harder next time and post your tag first, your request comes across as insincere at best.
you can't expect people to give their tags without you making the first step

>>532007773
That's exactly what would happen. It's what happened when we split off to /turtleg/. /wpsg/ is kind of bullshit because we only ever really talk about one server at any time.

>>532007720
>>532007773
jannies don't want half of /vg/ to be about worlo and the other half about gachashit

>>532008010
I got 2 troll responses retard, why even try, also you can quote me coward

A question about explorer's contract: how noticeable is the exp gain reduction? Is it enough to do all quests in a zone and explore everything or do you have to enter multiple zones of the same level range to level out of it?

>>532008207
and that is why nobody wants to join you

Discord class polls:
>druids at a whopping 17,7%
>shamans, paladins and priests tied at 12%
>hunter and warrior at 10%
>mages, warlock and rogue at 8-9%

I'm calling bullshit, I'll do my own census when they release the server since apparently /who will count past 49

HOLY FUCKING SHIT esidien is still alive? A few people started using Azerotica in the last threads and I got curious cuz I thought the project died a long while ago, I still temember jerking off to the chronicles of alexstrasza unity minigames/episodes must be easily 10 years ago now?

>>532008463
>I still temember jerking off to the chronicles of alexstrasza unity minigames

>>532008562
hey don't kinkshame me, I have a fetish for janky barely fapable stuff...

>>532008463
fmc is moving to azerotica

>>532008310
Did people remember to subscribe?

Can I get a tier list of the problem players in fmc for my caboose research project?

>>532008463
do troons really?

>>532008562
I hate that I can translate all of that post as if it were yesterday

>>532009354
my brother, wish I could give you a firm handshake and a pat on the shoulder

>>532007647
Semi-hardcore is just slang for
>We are a guild with casual level skill or worse, but by GOD we are going to pretend we can play

>>532009321
most problematic: nureinul/telegethu
problematic: waffle
least problematic: fuutank
the rest is good.

o-oh~

>>532007647
I doubt engineering is the meta anymore on epoch. Better to use crystal charges in place of sappers and pick professions that give stats.

>>532010310
>gee why isn't the weird porn fetish server more popular

>>532009760
reveal yourself

>>532006175
>fucking progressed servers suck everyone already has 5 alts in post-nax
>ew no way i'm playing fresh, it's all new players in there
have you ever thought you are the problem?

>>532010310
>>532010415
6 is already tripple of what I expected, allegedly it sometimes creeps up into doubledigits

>>532006203
>he thinks gaming is organic in 2026
ohno ahahahhah what a boomer
join trooncord and troon out like everyone else boomer

>>532010310
>>532010675
You know what? I might start playing on it. Any advice?

>>532011071
get your rape gear as fast as possible

>>532011071
get cum resistance to at least 5 x your level and always carry some abortion potions just in case...

ATTENTION ALL FMC SISTERS. We have decided that we're moving our guild to Azerotica, you have 1 (one) week to finish your transition, and also to create a character and join the guild in our new home.

>FMC world first Azerotica MC clear
Who's in?

Why isn't Azerotica in the OP?

the real problem with this place is it's infested with twitch zoomers and 35 year olds who act like them

>>532011996
>10 pop server
there are more server like that, can't fit them all even if you delete turdle garbage

>>532012203
PvE-ERP is right up this thread's alley. You put Azerotica in the OP and it'll go from a 10 pop to a 30 pop server overnight.

>>532012359
There aren't 20 people in this thread.

>>532012359
>>532012203
isn't azerotica the porn mod forum? wym server?

>>532012453
They apparently have a PVE-ERP Classic+ server now.
See this is why we need this shit in the OP.
Next OP change the server section to this.


Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en
Azerotica - PVE-ERP Classic+ - https://azerotica.net/
Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)
Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, pre-patch and WoD areas in near future)
Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)

>>531999905
the FF XI one looks comfy desu
Kinda bummed I missed out on that game

>>532012674
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en
Azerotica - https://azerotica.net/ (PVE-ERP Classic+)
Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)
Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, pre-patch and WoD areas in near future)
Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)

Fixed it for you

>>532012674
no way it's not a malware op, lmao, but if it isn't i would look at it for the fun of it

>>532012607
>he didn't log in

>>532012693
>Kinda bummed I missed out on that game
FFXI has a sort of classic+ style server called horizonxi i've heard good things about so maybe you could try that?
one of my friends is playing it rn and having a good time

>>532012945
what do you mean?

>>531984140
>>past playtesting resulted in hundreds of bugs and dozens of gamebreaking ones still alive and kicking after been known for years
>>inserted their own fanfiction regarding quests and what retard devs think is "lore accurate"
>>implemented so many items they themselves are unsre how balancing will be
>>said balance in regards to classes is completel fucked, clearly favoring physical over casters
that's how far I made it, not going to read the rest of this schizo babble
are you talking about turtle? it's literally what's happening on that sorry disappointment of a server
lol

>>532013019
>>532012693

I would orgasm at a PS that actually managed to port it to UE5 but that's a distant pipe dream at best.

>>532013390
Damn, Elayanna looks like THAT?

>>532013605
filename fucking imbecile

>>532013019
Thanks, I'll give it a try if Epoch fails or if it's too successful and it has queue times.

Who is going to carry my nelf priest through the 2x mob health on Pochie?

>>532013694
Nice job pretending someone posted a picture of "you" and naming it after yourself so people will believe you look even remotely feminine, you dumb motherfucker.

>>532013289
Overlooked.

>>532013694
Damn, Pearl looks like THAT?

>>532012674
amazing

>>532013797
>nelf
yikes, best of luck to you

>>532013289
Jib is a cuntboy?!

>>532013390
Asalys?

>>532010310
>before jib
>>532013927
>after jib (counting him)
Literally half of the players quit in disgust.

What should the Azerotica guild name be?

>>532013881
meds, now!

>>532013390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhSfpWhlcaU
She does speedruns?

>>532013797
dumb slut

>>532013390
would plap raw and not even pull out

>>532014375
this is how I know most people here are old, fucking Seinfeld lol

Red pill me on Epoch

holy schmoly a threat on the horizon!

>>532012819
>>532008463
>>532014671
We
are on azer now

>>532014671
how do you get up in the morning and dress yourself?

>>532014671
could be great, could be a shit show
either way I'm going to enjoy a somewhat decent fresh

>>532014769
WE'RE DOING THIS

>>532014671
it will be a grim reminder that it is a miracle your average wow player can breathe and play videogames at the same time

>>532014671
the player interest is way higher than the devs expected, so we are gonna see long queues and server crashes

>troondle is pve
>epoch is pve
when did pserf scene become so faggy?

>>532014925
PvP is a third world monkey thing, nonny~

>>532014769
azer?

>>532014782
i don't understand

>>532014814
sounds cool

>>532014910
we have a guild?

>azerotica has high elves AND blood elves
turtle lost
epoch lost

>>532015106
i am getting choice paralysis!!

>>532014925
>>troondle is pve
>>epoch is pve
da fuck, no pvp?

>>532012203
Crusader-storm was in the OP forever and it was a ten pop server.

theres Warmode in Epoch if you REALLY like PvP I guess...

>>532015251
There's a pvp mode on Epoch where you level through pvp and get gear. Apparently it's significant and one pvp kill is like completing a quest.

>>532015376
I want to kiss you

>>532015439
>one pvp kill is like completing a quest.
I'm sure this won't be abused at all

>broken draenei as playable races, with the likes of the taunka planned for the future.
I AM GOING TO BE AN UGLY BASTARD TAUNKA PLAPPING MY FAT GUT AGAINST TIGHT HELF/BELF BUTTS!!!

>>531991724
i haven't seen a tier list, but there is an informal poll for what everyone plans on playing and rogue is the lowest at like 2%

>>532013910
That's one very happy male human warrior

Anyone want to farm pvp kills off each other when Epoch launches up to like level 30 or so?

>>532015439
Okay, we are so back Epoch brothers.

>>532013742

Theres also another private server coming out called zenithXI if you are interested in a fresh server (fresh just like wow, is the way to go for a game like XI considering there is no real pvp and its all about character progression).

>>532015579
Azerotica is the official /wpsg/ server
We’re moving in and taking over

>>532014194
WTF Deca is Australian? That explains the constant shitposting.

>>532014925
They saw what happened in r*tail classic

>>532015251

>Why is that hunter using a gorilla pet?

Will Kaytotes be kidnapped next? Why is the FBI doing this to such sweet innocent private servers developers? Will kamala ever allow Wallcraft to be released?

>>532014671
Pearl

any gachibros on azerotica?

>>532015931
Triple K Totes isn't a zog security threat like VVALL

>>532014671
classic+ but actually good this time for real hopefully maybe

>>531997227
wouldn't it make sense in Ashenvale because that's where the Horde's industrial machine meets the Night Elf resistance?

*exits shadowmeld*
AIMED SHOT!
MULTI-SHOT!!!

>>532016314
>kick anon, ninja pull

...and AZEROTICA!!!

...and Sylma too!

>>532013390
built for mating presses

what custom content is there on azerotica? report in, scouts

>>532014671
turtle already has new content and races, but epoch aims to do that (well no new races on epoch) and also alter enemies, making them stronger and having new abilities, world rares drops better loot, day and night cicles having diferent enemies, just watch a fucking trailer man

>>532014109

>>532016587
Private RP rooms
Custom armor

>>532016587
why this over something like vrchat?

>>532015787
ƎIHƆOԀ

>>532014109

>>532016734
i guess there's not much point in playing it over gooning in a private phase on Epsilon then so that's probably why noone plays it

>>532016910
Epsilon has no content
I want to tank dungeons then plap my healslut

can we make a separate thread for epoch?

>>532017096
That's why we're all moving to XIV, the entire game is structured around cumming with your bff in your house after doing content together

>>532017290
People not wanting to be around you means they are afraid of you? no it just means you're insufferable.

>>532017179
Epoch won

>>532017179
What's the point?

>>532017503
Not my problem
Just leave the thread troon, it's that simple

>>532017179
>/wpsg/ turns into troondle cesspit for the last 2 years
>something finally comes along to shake up the thread
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHENNA, SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

>>532017503
>People (plural)
lmaooo

>>532017179
>can we make a separate thread for epoch?

>>532014109

In only going to play Epoch if I'm guaranteed a tranny dommy mommy futa that will tank my max level dungeons while I heal her

>>532017503

>NO ONE HECKIN WANTS TO BE AROUND YOU POCHIES
>RACIST CHUDS ARE ONLY ON POCHIES
>WHERE IS MY SAFESPACE 4CHAN THREAD
>I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

Starting a thread for Azerotica at bump limit

>can't discuss turtle wow
>can't discuss epoch
you guys deserve each other

>>532016587
wotlk client with 60 cap, they plan to downscale northrend to 60

Another sunday evening spent jumping around square tree...

>>532017932
This is AZEROTICA turf now, bitch!

>>532018113
Spend the rest of the night jumping on my meat

If you play Azerotica I will rape you.

can someone please post that image with all the class t.05 sets?

azerotica has a higher male to female ratio than fmc

tell me your worst mmo secret
I got to lvl 29 in Pantheon

>>532016901
kek

>>532018261
>a percent higher than 100%
is such a thing possible?

My clinical analysis on the Turdle tranny says they're indeed afraid of fvshy und frvsh Epochud server.

>>532018365
sorry, i meant character genders

Dwarf girls :3

>>532018190
Depends on who you are

What class are you playing on Epoch?

Elaynna come to Azerotica and I will fill you with cum again

>>531986696
I made that post and I've never even joined your annoying guild

Fucking progressed shit server already has 60s??? UNPLAYABLE.
why is a gnome in Mulgore

How many anons erped with Elaynna?
I did.

>>532018328
I'm very ashamed of this but my first WoW character was a male belf

>>532018328
i started playing wow in 2023

>>532018715
damn pic...

>>532018328
i actually gave them fifty bucks about eight? ten? years ago

everyone who still blames players and not devs for the death of the mmo genre is a total faggot

>>532018741
you were teen in midlate 00s, right?

>>532018328
I used to be an ERPing edater that would do voicecalls with my ex and he would play with my ass using lovense until I got a real job and had to become straight, now I only raid without lewding

>>532018976
right, and a weeb. My friends who introduced me to WoW are hordefags, so yeah.

>>532017597
A year ago Turtle was hacked by someone on /wpsg/ and became the threads laughing stock while anons were still on the tail end of mb2

>>532018927
YOU JUST KNOW

>>532019278
Back when Pearl was desperately trying to pretend he wasn’t Sylma and tried to bury his coomer past by shitposting Turtle every chance he got.

>>532018662
I just checked that link too. Lmao these schizos are really reaching.

Turdle will endure as it always has. That's always been the server's greatest strength.

>>532019234
Sylma coded post

>>532019234
that sounds fucking gross

>>532019869
Nah Sylma fucks dogs and is gay

>>532018574
I'm torn between paladin, shaman, warrior and warlock in that order.
If class population is somewhat balanced I'll go either paladin (prot/ret) or shaman (enh)
If the server ends up like turtle with 80% of the server rolling melee I'll go warlock, if not, warrior
Made this yesterday but the amount of brownies makes me sceptic, should have put on a email requirement.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScRb3OH_JpsSsLpQ_13kUGs1bypU6xNnMq_zQ_V1dTmnDZU4g/viewform?usp=header

>>532018662
>>532019732
The coverup begins.
But go on.
Tell us that Pearl isn’t Sylma again.

Fuck off already dogfucker and leave this thread alone

>>532018574
Druid
I've played rogue for most of my life and it doesn't look that flexible in PvP, so I'll play feral for now, to spice things up
Bonus points for all QoL changes and being able to tank on a whim

>>532019234
Does your butthole tingle when you hear the login music?
https://youtu.be/-ZD81cUBwHo?si=_C-QCVEycpfLuOdN

>>532018574
holy priest w/ explorers contract to make sure i have absolutely no fun

I can't decide if my next hardcore frontstabbing rogue should be a spirit troll for less downtime or a goblin for the dagger racial

>>532020334
>thread is cool and having a fun time talking about wow private servers
>dogfucker wakes up and starts posting about himself
every goddamn time

>>532017179
Epoch (and Azerotica) won.

>Knot paid his shills to go 2 Bronzebeard PTR to shill their garbage server here
you fags said that Epoch was fine m8, why are they and the dogfucker admin begging people at ascension to play on their server?

>>532004781
the based guilds can't advertise on there. just last night the discord jannies were gossiping like teenage girls about some guild they banned but refused to say why. but they made sure everyone knew that they did it and it was for super secret reasons, tee-hee! definitely serious moderators and not just power tripping attention whores!

>>532017210
shame the content right now is total boring as hell so i cant even enjoy that

Epsilon is just an open brothel where people idle at the start for 10 hours a day waiting for a whisper so they can take you to their private realm.
If they added ERP quests and raids I'm sure it'd become the biggest private realm here overnight

>>532020785
I cant even plan to play on Bronzebeard because even on their latest trailer they don't show a release date

>>532020785
LEL, dutch had to intervene to shut them up, one of the shills is literally named tifalockhart

>>532021143
BB is coming out later this year, Dutch said that is going to be the foundation for future CoA and Seasonal stuff going alongside it.
They also are hiring Lua and Noggit people to work on UI and terraforming

is turtle basically the only server worth playing on if you want classic but are too poor to play on blizzard servers
i know it sucks but i want a population higher than 10 people

>>532021898
azerotica is the new nonny approved server

A Panda named Pearl.

God I'm so fucking fed up with how ass turtle is

>>532020240
Nah, you're just a projecting pervert.

>>532021898
Epoch in literally 6 days

>>532018574
it depends on what names i get reserved. definitely going to have a dwarf mage and troll lock, not sure what i'll main at the start. i'll probably wait awhile to do my UD pally.

>>532022204
It's a free game nigga just quit if you want to lmao

>>532021898
for the next 6 days yes, then Epoch comes out and everyone forgets about turtle

What class does the Azerotica guild need?

What gender should i roll on Azerotica?

>>532022686
tops are always in demand

>>532022275
>>532022610
it's going to be impossible to fucking play because like 10000 people want to play it and even if the servers could accommodate them all all these fucking retards refuse to use phasing even though it's objectively the only good solution to the issue
I just want to play an MMORPG with a sense of even mild discovery again but I should really just accept that's never going to happen. Even if I somehow stuck with Turtle WoW, nobody I know is going to dare play it and most of the people that do right now are asshole freaks (e.g. this thread)
Whatever man, I give up. Fuck this goddamn game I hope you all kill yourselves

I was afraid this high elf was taking me to a secluded place to do "things" to me but turns out there was a hidden quest on the island instead.

>>532022784
Sorry that happened to you bro

>>532022784
it has dynamic respawn rates, it'll be fine. the stress tests they did i was able to complete most quests without issue, anything else you'd just join a party for.

>>532022505
Your mom's free too bitchass nigga shut your dirty ass up aint nobody axe you

>>532017597
I warned you about the loonatic troonatics and their army of grey parsing ERP simps.
I fucking warned you inviting casual shitters was going to destroy the thread.
But you didn't listen, you spit on the face of Fashnilla+1488, you spit on the face of PvP, you spit on the face of skill.
You made your own grave with loony troonies. Now live in it.

>>532022784
>judging the entire populatio of a server that averages at 7k online players all the time based on 10 mentally ill men in a 4chan general
You might be retarded

>>532022228
You’re carrying water for Dogfucker

>>532023176
Troons have ran /wpsg/ since the Nost days and Nihilum, fall in line straggot

>>532023328
it's the same 10 mentally ill men who have been in these threads for like a decade at this point and somehow wind up running every guild for the thread

SHENNA, SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>532023541
You need to type in russian

>>532023328
you ever actually play on turtle vro?

>>532018927
>Paladin

>>532023698
I'm not a tranny

>>532023452
>joining a wpsg guild
so you are a mentally ill troon as well?

>>532023176
BASED

Hearty KEK
LFM Deadmines 1 healer 3 dps

>>532022784
Lots of people will play it for the novelty and drop it in the first week.
If it gets that bad you can just run DM/RFC back to back but I'm sure it'll get better after the first zone.

>>532023420
You think what you like.

>>532024208
i wanted to get my bussy pounded but fuutank was gone already.

>>532024291
literally just run multiple characters at once, when 1 area is too full log to a different one in a different zone. ez

Epoch soon
You HAVE watched his video on the class you're planning to play, haven't you?

who wants to make an epoch guild?

>>532024668
no

>>532024668
Why would I watch a random brown guy yap about class changes when I can read the patch notes myself

>>532024668
Seal twisting is gay sex shit

>>532024428
cute cuntboy....

>>532024668
you retards always post the worst ccs lol. these new generation americans don't do it for me.

>>532024668
Is that our gm?

>>532024668
Temu Payo

>>532024668
I know how to play my class better than some potato nosed shitskin

>>532024712
i might make one but it'll just be a chat room basically, not dealing with any gay raiding drama

>>532025189
I can chat in global

show me a single good private server content creator, you cant

>>532024351
Don’t you ever get tired lying for Dogfucker?

>>532025446
have fun getting reported the second you say anything remotely off color so some bored tranny GM can smugly mute/ban you and have a whole 5 seconds of meaning in his sad, pathetic life

>>532024668
Hey, at least he's somewhat informed and not reading the webpage directly.

>>532024776
You'll seal twist and consume a stack of dark runes + mana pots every raid or put on the dress.

>>532025189
Cool, need a rad gname and baller tabard

>>532025614
poongoon

>>532025656
i rather play on bronzebeard

Honestly, there being potentially THOUSANDS of full bis or near bis characters on Turtle does ruin something for me.
The server has had Naxx open for so long, and it was popular for so long, there is a lot of everything, everywhere.
When I inspect someone, no item makes me feel like "damn, that's so cool", not even any legendary is impressive anymore.

>>532025617
State the lie in clear, concise terms.

>>532025614
our guy big musk

is bronzebeard good? anyone playing there?

>>532026238
no

I humbly ask for more woggies in the next OP

>>532026238
we just dont know, its not out yet
and they dont tell the release date
and we cant predict the population because ascencion is already spread out across various servers of their own

>>532026238
no

>>532025889
That's why I started playing hardcore

>>532025889
i love the Individual Progression mod for azerothcore, i'm surprised i've never seen a pserver with a similar system. having to unlock Draenei/Belves/Death Knights is cool. you can stay in vanilla forever if you want or progress to TBC and Wrath in your own time.

>>532025889
IMO they should use a ladder system, release a fresh server every year or two and merge the old servers.
They're trying to shill this "take it easy" mindset but nobody wants to play on a server that old, not even naxx geared players.

>>532024668

>Hey guys rhykker here comin at you live through the power of the internet

>On the last episode of world war Z, pochie straight up merc'd toortie

>>532025702
i'd love the name <1000 Homo DJs> but the nofun tranny jannies would take any excuse they could to ban/rename guilds and not get the reference

to be fair most people here wouldn't get it either but it's just a funny name

>>532026238
I am, but it still in development.
But there is a ton of stuff there they are working with, one being worldforged upgrades for the secret stuff you find on the world that goes all the way till ragnaros ilvl gear, but the downside is that it eats A TON of marks of ascension.
As of now since they are working with, it will be witch hunt for the best pre raid gear of these worldforged gear you will discover Like a cool ass ring at the ass end of tanaris hidden in a treasure box, or a red dragonscale shield at the entrance of Grim Batol guarded by 2 elites.
They even made 1h pally rets and shockadin viable due to one certain sword that is hidden in a certain sandy place, that procs bladestorm like a motherfucker and it works with seals and a certain offhand and mace that works even with priests.
Plus they aren't going the way of funserver, that is classless, though as of now, planning how your char will be is your first priority, since all talents are focused to work with one tree at all, and enchant glyphs serving as secondary unlocks for stuff like talents and spells you want from other trees, like seal of command for prot and holy as long as you invested 30 point in one of those trees.

>>532027286
How much is it to unlock bronzebeard & COA?

>>532024668
Epochgod

brown server for brown people

amen

>>532027563
make it into sonnerad

>>532027563
kino brown world order...timmies enslaved

name him, wpsg. holy at endgame

>>532028089
Richard Kyanka

>>532028089
Bixmoop

>>532027563
where's he from?

They are throwing everything at it, each day more desperate