>Everdark Gladius, Libra, Augur and Caligo announcedhttps://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1946208540416168293
>Everdark Nightlords information https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/the-everdark-sovereigns-have-emerged-elden-ring-nightreign
>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki
>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1014
>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg
>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta
>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit
>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4
>Group Passworderg
Touch Bloodstain:
>>531953139
>>532003895>playing with that cheatercringe
Why is there so much kino Bloodborne music kino content
>>532004338Terr you suck ass...
>>532004338The strongest executor...
Is anybody invading in vanilla ER or is it completely dead?
Absolutely resolute Guardian's aesthetic would improve 400% if he only had just the one wing, like if Recluse's weapon specifically severed the pinionfolk's wings instead of shrivelling them: Cleaner silhouette, less visual noise in motion, and his shield's design would compensate for the missing wing like a psuedo-prosthetic which is classic Fromcore.
>>532004767>and his shield's design would compensate for the missing wingHoly KINO, Ishizaki! Hire this guy!
>>532004338dose this guy just have the normal boss stats? on day 1 every attack can oneshot you or proc madness and oneshot you
>>532004767>>532004862The wings sit too low and look retarded either way.
>>532004862look he just holds his shield in his left hand in the same way his dominant wing rests on his right, it's clean and makes the shrivelled left wing visually surplus.
>>532004338>cucked by the weapon artHonestly I get it
When I was grinding that retard out I ate shit constantly from using suncatchers ability
>>532004368because itโs kino? duh
>>532005045I think he's a little bit weaker, or at least has less health
>>532004154What is happening here
>>532005416>Cat nonchalantly catching bird>cat: slow...
>>532004767its the hawk face that is the problem.
he looks stupid. he's an animal. he's like a talking dog.
thang god for the wayfarer skin.
What items do you buy from the merchant on days 1 and 2
I think I've won the Wylderbowl.
>>532005517Shards for my cutie revenant, shards and a pouch if I am a cutie revenant
>Art gauge "greatly" filled
>18%
Why are they like this
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>>532005563the middle one could be better, one stonesword and hp on guard doesn't seem good
>>532005563>Key without a gaol relic>Ever blocking with Wylder instead of parryingNope
why is there no report button for people rage quitting after dying like a bitch?
>>532004338>shitter faggot gets raped
>>532005848>>532005724Wylder's shield isn't 100% so the heal on block and post damage counter proccing the post damage heal compensates.
>>532005832procced a nerve?
>>532005949Uhh, there is though... Doesn't do anything really but it does exist.
>>532004736it was already dead before nightreign i imagine its worse nowadays
>>532005517smithing stones, exalted flesh, uplifting aromatic, weapons with good passives, stonegaol key or the talismans in the merchant village
>>532004407>everyone with the tranny dress is terrmeds
A wylder using rain of arrows with any purple great bow is better than doo doo ass recluse meta maxing abandoning the team to do shitty towers, getting all the staves, all the sorcery up, for comet azure to graze the enemy for 120 damage
Can we please stop pretending this character isnโt a troll pick
>>532006160Mad you got instantly found out terr? Sad
holy fucking shit
just got some deja vu
>>532006003why are you using the shield
and it is 100% physical, everything is, even twohanding a weapon and blocking
>>532006003As previously stated, the only thing you should ever do with that shield is parry or throw it away. Dodge, don't block, you're not a Guardian
>>532006320sometimes I get deja vu about getting deja vu
>>532006003Literally every item in the game has 100% phys resist
>>532006003>Wylder's shield isn't 100%elden ring is over grandpa, get over it
>>532006272preach, anon, Recluse is a shitter class that even other shitter classes dominate
>>532006320There was a time I got deja vu so strongly it made me concerned about my memory, I started making a journal after that noting down the moments I felt deja vu and any important things I thought about so I wouldn't lose them
>>532006158>talismans in the merchant villageIs there an easy way to see which merchants carry talismans? Erdtree Favor is easily worth the cost on melee characters, practically an additional level for only 20,000.
Guardian needs a lot of work
Rev and Rec need a medium of work
Executor needs a bit of work
Raider needs a tiny bit of work
Wyls and Eye-eye are perfect
>>532006491>t. carried shitter not realizing one raider jumping L1 does more damage than two of your full FP bars
>>532006596everyone is fine
guardian needs A strength and B dex
and better relic descriptions
>>532006616Cope, the fastest boss kills in the world are done with a Recluse everytime.
>>532006616jumping L1's aren't about damage you moron it's about stance breaking
also nobody uses comet azur in nightreign, shattering crystal and stars of ruin are all the rage
>>532006596Not thinking raider is better than wylder is a sign of a bad player. Itโs not week one lil bro we run attack up after damage taken and damage increase after skill
>>532006818>Shitter playing the shitter classpoetic
>>532006793>but what about the speed tranny clears with cheated relics and constant resettingLMAO talk about the tranny mindset
>>532006867Oh you mean the spells that do less damage and less stagger damage than one raider jumping L1?
>>532006867Don't sleep on Comet, Comet fucks hard. Also the moons and greatbow spells chunk pretty hard with excellent range.
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>now you should have 2-3 legendaries!
>you're still level 6 though yeah that's a bit of an issue actually
>but you have legendaries!!!!!
people really make this game more complicated than it needs to be.
i'm fine with evergaol meta, it's repetitive but it works.
trying to beat it with more complicated and convoluted metas that can't be pulled off with randoms is just counterproductive.
>>532006894I want the base/body of his totem to be ''spectral'' so it'll stop getting in the way, still creates an elevated platform and does everything else, but only becomes corporeal at the top.
>>532007068I'm not sure what you're on about but shattering crystal handily outdamages raider jumping L1's by a lot
>>532006793This isnโt even true by the way
>>532006596this is true, usually this is denied by people playing the better characters afraid of being outclassed or people who cope by being skilled at worse classes and say they are "fine" after sacrificing relic slots others don't need
Wylder arguably needs a small on one stat, too good at everything except pure caster, stats still boost weapon damage too much. shouldn't be better than Raider with STR weapons just because of secondary stat scaling on top of the best passive in the game
>but nerf is le badif everything is buffed on Wylder/Ironeye level the game will be even easier than it is already or they are overbuffed and we get power-creep
>>532007161oh I know, Comet is utterly amazing, I just didn't include it because you get it like once every 10 runs, it's just not reliable
the perfect staff for me honestly is just carian regal with comet on it, open moon, spam comet, win
Same with dark moon which is also super rare but amazing since it has both range and tracking to let you just artillery turret it up, and everyone enjoys a frostbitten boss
>>532007068Raider fag says retarded shit and starts sperging about trannies out of nowhere, every single time
>>532007278See
>>532006894Wylder canโt compete with raider free 1.15 and 1.10 attack mod
>>532007238It verifiably is though
>>532007170>i'm fine with evergaol meta, it's repetitive but it works.>trying to beat it with more complicated and convoluted metas that can't be pulled off with randoms is just counterproductive.I am the opposite, evergaols are annoying and selfish
Early cocky Shifting Earth is at least 1) build agnostic 2) somewhat spicy
That said level 1 is horrible for Noklateo, you should clear the starter camp and closest fort for level 3-4
>>532007170>do early noklateo a couple times>only legendary I get is the fucking shotel doing holy damage on Fulghor or the funny deer debuff axe>never ever gotten grafted/marais from noklateo>have to run into the city and out again only to run back in and out on day 2, losing time that could've been used on better shithang clickbait jewtubers
>>532007458gg horsefucker
>>532007407Recluse fag does zero damage, zero stance damage, holds zero aggro, has zero FP, and canโt revive, every single time
And are you seriously implying recluse isnโt a tranny character?
>>532006571Only settlement merchants have talismans. They always do too so if you see a settlement it's basically cheap talismans
>>532007395First match, first fort as Recluse yesterday dropped a shattering crystal/comet. Both phases of Heolster went down in 2 minutes combined. Lol
>>532007547The same way your bluesky account verifies your pronouns
>>532007170>start playing guardian>terr is now also playing guardiannigger, first he instalocked the executor, now he's guardian just because I started playing it?
>>532007758that's when you just immediately ping the mine and go there even if your team doesn't follow you
you're not getting a better staff that run, might as well purple it and make up later by dropping everyone else some good loot
>>532007848xe is shit at both dont worry about it
>>532007892>carried recluse shitter running off doing retard shit by themselvesEvery time, kill yourself
>>532007828Raider is one of the worst classes ingame desu
mediocre damage paired with a shit tier ult and a useless skill. Also his colossal/greataxe/greathammer moveset is literal dogshit
>>532007947Nah, he's a S tier player
Ggs, wish I had the last 10 seconds of that fight of my pov recorded.
What do people use to record gameplay for these threads anyway, Shadowplay?
>532007625
>532007784
You're trying wayyy too hard melanin man
>>532008047amd's built-in stuff
>>532008047i use shadowplay yea
>>532007758bruh, these are not good spells
you get shattering crystal basically 90% of the time and comet is borderline useless
people who don't want Revenant or Guardian buffed are either coping that they are anything more than barely viable or actually hate them and don't want them to do well
people who want these two to be buffed understand that their games won't be griefed (as much) if they're a bit better
>>532008181>borderline uselessThatโs every recluse player
>>532008142>amdbruh, what the fuck are you doing
>>532008181shattering is good, melts adel and faurtis at least
2/3 last 4 options in list
>>532007828Raider is busted but their ultimate feels like griefing 99% of the time
could also be raider players being dumb as fuck though
>>532008332The same way it โmelts adelโ is the same way youโre a woman
>>532008181Oh rly? Can kill Adel in 30 seconds flat with these bad spells, wonder how crazy Recluse can get with the "good" spells then? Recluse is OP!
What spells would you suggest anon?
>>532008181tf are you talking about
comet is ridiculous DPS and tracks hard enough to even hit the most spastic everdarks
>>532008047steam recording is goat
>>532008047I'm using Steam's new built-in recorder.
>>532008284This but Raider
>>532008506>>532008478you never got stars of ruin? Or rennalas full moon?
if you arent doing crater or city on day 1 you are griefing
>>532008651Recluse troon seething at the ghosts in his head
>>532008854I play Guardian, I'm just tired of reviving shitty 3-bar Raiders every other match. Keep your tranny obsession away from me nigger.
>>532007828>AYAAAAIIIIIII 2 SECOND TIMELOSS SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
>>532008728Sure, I just wasn't aware that killing a nightlord in 8 casts of shattering crystal made it a bad spell is all.
>>532009027>pretends to be another gender>pretends to play another characterThis recluse troon is going to kill himself
>Only had my name mentioned once in these threads and it was to praise me
Feels good
>>532008728comet outdamages either of them, you just don't notice because you barely get comet
but there is a very good reason they didn't make it a default spell
>>532009197it's not bad, it's just not the best spell in the game
>>532009027This is unironically why no one likes recluse players, why even pretend casters donโt 3 bar far and away more often than any other character
>>532009292comet can't hit for shit bro. The bosses are spastic adhd zoomers
>>532007170>stop having fun
>>532009206I cant kill myself as Recluse, I do 0 dps. Try to keep up with your own shitposting tranny melty
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is this 550 murk
>>532006596ironeye needs works cause his bow selection caps off at purple.
Why is every Ironeye a pouting nigger?
>>532009965That's very good. But doesn't the earring also have the 1st skill? You'd need to get the +1 skill use from some other solid relic to replace it I suppose.
>>532009965It's okay. I always measure relics to the guaranteed ones, and this one is not really better
>>532006848dogshit faurtis
>>532009965it's good, I would keep it
>Sunday
>literally getting matched with the same 2 people queuing Maris multiple times despite the Ironeye being a shitter
So this game is dead then?
>one guy disconnects as soon as the game starts
>the post-game stats show him with the starting gear, but level 8 somehow
why?
Adding duos only will kill this game
adding duos will make sure I never see a raider or recluse ever again
how to fix guardian in 3 easy steps
>his passive is no longer a pseudo active, simply holding block now gives the same effects
>guardian is immune to knockback effects while blocking
>charged guard counters now inflict a mini stagger on everything it hits
>>532010405Yeah, we should counteract it by sharing the password with people
>>532010405>Trapped in the quarantine queueLooks like someone has been a bad little shitter with his cheated relics. Kek
>>532010747doesn't change the fact that a lot of bosses just ignore your shield
>>532009965Keep any post-damage relics for each color until you have 2-3 for each. Really changes the game.
>>532010405It's Augur, man
when is we gettin new bosses?
>>532011224shieeeet, 10 more days of spamming pest and fulghor then
>>532007828Maybe stop hiding behind them
When I use darkness duchess I feel like people sandbag more so I switched to black leather and it stopped happening.
>>532011472gg very fast indeed
did not expect the full twinblade combo right away
>>532011383Nah in 3 more it's gonna be pest and adel
>>532009662Yeah thatโs kind of the problem with recluse players, zero damage and zero hp
hey guys, are these some good revenant relics?
>>532010379I wish somebody would bear me some taco bell right now
>>532010821Not that anon...
>>532011654>shitter faggot gets raped
>>532010747I'd say give Guardian his shield passive by default and make his new passive be any Charged attack generates storm winds.
So the halberd storm relic but moved to his passive and works on any weapon.
>>532011917pretty funny, better than blocking them
give it to me straight
is day 1 noklateo really the best way to do it or is it dishonest clickbait showing one of twenty runs where he lucked out?
gg on the horsey wylder/revvy
>>532012346It's just something people are doing 4fun, something autistic people can't wrap their heads around
had a nice run with randoms today
>>532012346it's a youtuber bait strat, but it could be interesting for the gamba aspect
>>532012346why do you even need to do it day 1? nokla is always doable day 2
>>532012530>grafted swordNever usable on recluse btw
>>532012346Clickbait meme poisoning the game and another reason to avoid randoms. It would be worth it if you could guarantee grafted or marais.
>>532012548early legendary
>>532012525I don't think getting nothing but shit by flipping corpses is fun but you do you
>>532012530fair enough if you want to gamble, I like consistency
>>532011947I didn't reply to anyone
Doghsit Gnoster is the most boring everdark yet
I've finally played with an actually good Guardian, gg horse
>>532012960DOGSHIT FAURTIS
Dogshit Faurtis
Dogshit Gnoster
stop fucking dying
>>532005682Why she so smug
>>532012346It's not the worst idea. The circle is guaranteed to be at the top on day 1, so you can pick up churches and shit in the second half, then have lots of time on day 2 to come back for astel.
>>532013143Please post your relics guardian god, I forgot to check them ingame
>>532013032how about you use your beams rather than waiting a minute to see if they don't kill us?
>>532012952And i'm not that anon
:(
>>532013339Try getting a whirlwind charged + stamina recovery on attacks landed flockbro
we must stop erg the fate of the world depends on it
what are the holes on Duchess' pants called?
>>532012737I think you can just off-hand it for the effect
>>532003760 (OP)How does character skill reduction work on Rev? Does that make her summons come back faster if they die?
>>532014494It does nothing, it's wasted
No
UAAAAAAAAA OOH
*boom*
*massive stone middle finger erupts from the ground*
>duchess buys me starlight shards
>i already have 8
>she points down at me after the nightlord
:(
:((((((((((((
:((((((((((((((((((((((
what the fuck do you want you dirty whore
are you on your fucking period
>>532015006To take the shards
>>532015115im full. i have 8 shards and 2 crabs.
i wish i bought 2 extra pockets but i only bought one.
>>532015006>8 shards alreadygriefed by not having used them earlier
typical revenant
>>532015346You don't have to tell me what happened but you have to eat the shards.
>>532015346Eat some shards to make room
>>532015347i carried hard on astel and beat up nameless king with my fists.
i don't need that much fp. i take it just for safety.
>>532015654w-why are you doing this...?
>>532015693i didn't think about that. but it's still a waste, she had rennala's staff. she could've used them too.
>>532012346It's ok. There are enough bosses there and around to spend the entire day 2 + some of day 1 if you want. Personally I prefer getting churches and some boss weakness campson day 1 and going there day 2 right away, but either way works well.
>>532014993This, except its a dick and it goes up your ass and then you say "UAAAAAAAAA OOH!"
https://comic-walker.com/detail/KC_005312_S/episodes/KC_0053120006800011_E?episodeType=first
its out
>>532015346>im full No such thing. Eat more shards.
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good?
>>532016090Me after eating all the shards after my team is a bunch of good boys who keep feeding me!
>>532016201Yeah, mostly for the character skill reduction, OP on Raider
the correct thing to do is to steal all the shards before the revenant can pick them up
you can spam more FP skills that way
>>532016201>the stone griefs for even longerworst effect in the game, the rest is pretty good
>>532013339the last one is a nice touch, so it doesn't look cheated
GG Rev and Executor. Lets just pretend that run didn't happen
>>532016562that would be my second time fighting caligo kek
No wonder the game was laggy as fuck and his relics looked cheated
>>532016562>>532016680gg, thanks executor for swapping vykes spears with me
>>532016769>and his relics looked cheatedProof?
>>532016769with all the cheaters "carrying" singleplayer should be considered the hard-mode lmao
>>532016769>see the same names often>suddenly, one anon decides he wants to sperg out on one of themtime to close the thread for the next 60 minutes
>>532016857forgot to make a sceenshot, but it looked very suspicious.
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>>532009965and now i get this the next run
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why the wraith calling bell tho
>>532017372mid
>>532017423high dps at low level
>>532017423because some youtuber told him that it's op and needs to be nerfed
>>532016427several weapon skills are good enough that you genuinely want shards to spam them
Sorry revenant but we're fighting Gnoster and I have a motherfucking blasphemous blade, you're not getting my shards
>>532017669heolster's relic is only usable for ironeye so right
>>532017695my intent is to actually discourage people from picking revenant desu
>>532017669adel is better because you start with parry shied and have an almost guaranteed stagger button
>>532017814switching between a barrage bow and a rain of arrows bow with heolster relic is kinda neat
>>532011934Try a salad fat ass
>>532018346>Try a salad fat assthis is the architect general, buddy
>>532016769ไปๅไพๆฏๅคง้ธไบบใ
่ทๆๅ็ฉไธ้่ฆ็ฟปๅขปๅ?
>>532005485Also true.
>>532007407>>532007625What a strange exchange.
>>532008571Steam has a recorder now? How do you use it?
>>532017040just go back in the steam recording
>>532010379I thought TB being bad was a meme but I tried that shit for the first in well over a decade two years and fell in love with it fuck you boomers and all those weird inaccurate diarrhea memes
>>532013104she drank all my semen before i could react
>>532014993>>532015989didn't happen
>>532018346No. I'm NTA, but I also want Taco Bell (again). I just had it last night and I want more.
>>532010405correct. find another game to play
>>532013982pic?
>>532018720That's for women not men
>>532019386Your greasy farts are going to be the death of you
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>>532019028you probably have to turn it on, i've used it for so long i don't remember.
but it's really easy and lightweight.
>>532019250I've never understood why those messages say that, I'm the like most boring "ough oof this black pepper is too spicy for me" person ever and I've never even gotten an upset stomach from taco bell
>>532019749Girls don't fart anon.
I like this is more fun than other online games and while it will never happen I wish fromsoft would continuously add content to this even if it's like three DLCs
>>532019920same
they're probably afraid it'll hurt sales of their own games if they support it too much
>on pb winstreak with randoms
>cheater in party
>have to quit
RIP
>>532019786I don't think it's more lightweight than shadowplay
>>532020242you haven't tried it
>>532020364That's why I said "think", duh
That's the best you can get on Guardian, and you don't even need to get lucky
>>>531887781I did vagabond yesterday, I wasted a lot of time trying to upgrade early when it really wasn't necessary.
fuck the full grown fallingstar beast on top of gelmir
As expected, Fire Giant and Godskin Duo were the only bosses to give me any trouble.
Square off is goated and and the halberd's ash charge forth was my npc killer.
Today I'm doing samurai and I'll honestly just stick to bellbearing upgrade levels.
>spend the last 15 mintues on 1/3
it's over
I miss miquella goonette's cats
Farming in the rain after day 2 boss is peak redditor behavior
>>532021776most cringe thing. no one actually needs anything at that point and it will never move the needle
>>532021776Why do you care? just beam up and wait at the door
>>532021776>people farm in rain for their marais weapon>afk until manual door promptwhat now nigga
>>532021941>dude just have your time wasted while an actual npc farms more runes he wont even spend on anythingchange your smoke detector battery
>>532022094no seriously, even if he goes afk or griefs, just wait
buy skins for murk and flatstones for the everdark shards or the other way around?
rain farmers dont get rez'd. you waste my time i waste yours
gg big moth ironeye and wylder
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door stuck
>>532004338>Got whacked by his silly stickOwned
>>532022219My gf always wants to do a bunch of shit post-day 3 and I always have to try to reign her in.
>>532022053>manual door promptI clicked that not knowing that was a thing once when these dudes were farming nok for like 20 minutes after the boss. I felt kinda bad though
>>532022053I watch you die in the rain and laugh then leave the game
>>532016427>>532017695Rev doesn't need shards from other unless she's spamming dragon incants, she can just use 2 from merchant in day 1/2 and 2 from nightlord merchant.
Day 1/2 merchant only costs 2400 for 2 shards which is nothing.
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if i was the moth i would kill myself if i saw a revenant pull up with this
>>532023058>20 minutestheir fault
>>532004338t. Hesitated and defeated
duchess has some nice buns on the leather skin goddamn
>>532023252dragonfire is kinda meh
and I have not gotten the other thing even once, but frenzy shit is good, so I assume this is as well?
>>532023761No she doesn't.
do "successive attacks" effect work on spells?
I want GAWDLIKE Libra KNOW!
>>532024046She has no ass. Accept it.
>>532024768well that's fucking gay and retarded
I was able to solo fulghor without using a wending..
>>532025147how many flasks used?
good work either way
>>532025247one I think
entered the fight with 5 flasks cause churches (of the not great variant) are for losers..
>>532025276I accept the fact that Duchess is best girl, her tight, athletic body is peak sexiness, if you want fat girls go with "african-american" Recluse
>>532025556nice
zero flasks next
Even doe Recluse is honorary Aryan.
>>532025665no-hit is probably pretty easy
I flask just so I get my attack at full hp passives, even if 5 hp is missing
>>532025815on fulghor it really is, you can fuck him up super hard before phase 2 even starts proper and there's no random bullshit dropping on you
might be the easiest everdark one to no-hit
>>532025772more like she honors Aryans
>>532021776I've only had that happen in runs where we got multiple grafted swords from the shrouded city duping, but we would only ever clear the immediate vicinity of the circle of trash mobs
I've never had anyone assed to run so far they wouldn't make it back to the circle before the instakill
just got home from my last day at work
time to NEET and play eldie ring with erg all day
>>532027135man, I have to work tomorrow and for eternity
what the fuck man
damn bros i can't parry for shit
>>532027358same. wish there was a way to practice where you dont die instantly on a fail
isnt this square tthe wylder's quest icon? why was it here?
>>532027431>>532027358boot up elden ring, put godmode on, and start practicing
it's that simple
>>532016445Kill yourself you dumb fucking nigger
>>532027429>is free damage goodno
>>532027705i can't even see what stance im using
>>532027804lmao dis nigga got exposed
>>532027226you live alone? im lucky i live with my parents so I won't be able homeless while im unemployed
>>532028063i mean sword or whatever you call it
*blocks your attack*
what do?
>>532028174are you talking about the executor??
yeah, you're fucked, play sekiro
that 3 executie game is a webm goldmine
>>532027870>>532027953>Such enormous lucklets they have to go around accusing others of cheatingZoomers and their obsession with cancel culture ruined the internet
>>532028331hey man i didnt play sekiro or use the flask thing in ER. some of us are just out here practicing in the middle of the run
ggs nameless king & horse lmao
>>532028228i hate this sort of garbage
>executor at 3 bars at level 6
>rage quits session because he can't parry
If you can't parry with him just get a bleed build going
>>532006003>Wylder's shield isn't 100%Me when I am still coping with og elden ring logic on a brand new game
>>532029375swear to god the tree stump fell off the cliff
>>532029375>>532029426They can sink into the ground until you barely notice it, pretty lame
PSNBros, wanna run some nightreign?
Any boss, erg password
>Don't die for hours of gameplay
>Use a Arc Rune for shits
>Die 10 minutes later
such many cases
>>532029575I would rather fap
>>532028468not in a bad way idiot
>>532029718>Pitbulls at a toddlers birthday party
>>532029718terr why did you put ugly tranny art in your webm
>>532029575Sure, searching right now.
does that debuff axe even work on this stupid bug i didn't see the icon
>>532021309Youโre a lucky cat
>>532022765None of that is true
>>532030303if ti's p1 it's because you're debuffing faurtis and not gnoster when only gnoster's hp bar shows even though they share hp
everdark sovereign Heolstor but basilisks that spew different statuses come out every time he rends the sky
>>532026584that sounds nice
>>532028451obsessed tard
>>532028451You triggered the trooncord sister.
>>532030691Good. They should all ACK themselves.
>eldencafor now streams nightreign
>finally can see what he looks like
>heโs a fucking slav
>chud physique
>looks like he never slept, ever.
He caught me off guard there
Duchess is playing volleyball blindfolded
>>532027135Why did you leave
>>532027226Just rent out apartments and boats like me
>>532030382>Youโre a lucky catwhat does that mean
>use only guaranteed relics from bosses, remembrances and shops
>will never be accussed of cheating relics, ever
>>532030994duchess is cumming on my dick
>>532007170On the start of day 2 I usually just take the left route, get the 3 nearby fodder on the right side of the city, then nab astel and the dragon on the way out. Still usually 3 legendaries from this anyway, since we're not fucking underleveled. It isn't a big deal to use the first day to grab churches and clear some goals, then risk randoms getting lost for a couple of minutes or downing
>>532031245>Why did you leavethe job sucked. i was unhappy and depressed working there so eventually i had enough and decided to quit
>>532032464what was the job
>>532031676Duchess with a tiny penis cumming on your dick
>>532033058NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sunday is real shitter hours
havent played in a week
gonna queue up soon
>>532033286I'm playing guardian, so of course I'm going down every three minutes
god i hate mounted faggots so much
god i love mounting faggots so much
after testing, boosted added affinity does about 5% extra to wylders ult, compared to the 6.5% of fire attack +2. which is lame, but I do like the better cooldown. Is it possible to get fire attack +2 on the same relic as evergaol?
>randoms start climbing to the top of the middle castle
Here we go again...
>>532034719it is
evergaol is just exclusive with other map bonuses generally I think
>>532034301queuing too, noticing that we are at 2/3
I don't really get it regarding password, should I just put erg in "group" password where there are 5 slots, or/and on the main multiplayer password?
>>532035118main multiplayer password
>>532034806I climb to the top with randoms and win.
>>532033058That's called a clitoris, Anon.
>>532036113Building up speed for 24 hours
god, I'm stuck in the bear ruin, just let me die
2/3 PSN All bosses
erg password
Alright buddies, time for a few more reps of Libra, Caligo, Augur and Dogs. I'm gonna be ready.
>>532036113Oh fuck that glitch isn't patched here?
>>532036817Same way as the base game. You need a metronome for the timing or something I think
i don't get which direction to parry the nuke...
>>532037371could just roll it, but less style points for that
I have a million murk and five hundred sigils to spend on gacha but I already have so many relics and I don't feel like going through them all.
Fuuuuuuuuuuck, I just keep putting off sorting this shit and everything I have used has been good enough so I just can't be bothered.
>double revenant on fulghor
>think it'd surely be an easy win because double lightning easy gg
>try to give other revenant lightning spear because I had lightning strike
>he insists on using placidusax's ruin which does big damage but it's slow as shit and leaves you very open
>he hits 3 bars multiple times and resorts to bell spam
what is wrong with that guy lmao
>everyone has each other blocked so no one can match anymore
>>532038380gg, very fast horse
I forgot how much more fun duchess is
crazy dodge roll and can pick up and use so many things
If I use my ult to break a statue then the loot is MINE you fuckers AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>solo Guardian vs Everdark Adel
This might be the worst matchup in the entire game.
>She doesn't know about the 3 hidden chests at the Caslte
>>532038731I also learned about them through YouTube shorts, sis
>>532038781There are no boys on the internet.
>>532038886But sis I learned it from watching an erger do it
>>532036626man, any tips for Libra, he still consistently killed my ass, did the update giving more frenzy items helps out ? I still rarely get them
>>532039252the only thing to look out for are the circles at your feet
respect that and its an easy win
gg guys, unlucky run. even for margit, that rooftop invasion was a faggoty thing to do
also was one of you connecting by dialup from a somali concentration camp or something? goofy connection that run
kinda choked at the beginning of the fight holy shit, still a good run
>>532039452doing an evergaol at lvl1 was a big mistake
a lot of time wasted on other things too
and the bird nigga was playing as raider
run was cooked from the start
gg
>>532039550depending on your issue, yes. you dont need to do it forever either, a couple sessions can be enough to get a roadmap forward
>>532039550if you take it seriously, yes
>>532039550Inside you already know what the problem is, paying some fucking rando to hold a proverbial mirror up to yourself is just ridiculous.
Do what you know needs to be done for your health and happyness, just take the steps to do it, even if its just little baby steps at first, it all matters and adds up in the end.
>>532039550no
spend it on hookers
all I literally needed was a woman's touch and get my dick suck to fix depression
do not trust the therapy jew
>>532039550Most of the time no.
If you get a male therapist your odds of getting something good out it skyrocket.
But in general its a scam, Therapy as a practice is less than 100 years old and we're more mentally ill than ever.
>>532007170Some of my most succesful runs were at lvls 14, sometimes even 13, with zero legendaries, just good epics and relics and teamplay. No amount of legendaries will save you if youโre choking, they are just an added bonus
anyone up for queueing gay ice dragon? I want to utilize the Boom
gg executor and rev
Weird routing but it went pretty good.
>>532039252He's a meta boss that fucks with you mentally. Don't commit to things. You have about a half second between a circle appearing and it going off.
His bubble breaks with poise damage, ignore the seals, they're a decoy and nearly impossible the second time he meditates.
If you're building up madness make sure you collect the glowy things on the ground.
The madness items are helpful but not at all necessary.
>>532004338>Shitters too weak to be field libra>No competent team I've been with has ever attacked himI truly can not tell how strong he is. Though one thing is certain field Maris and Gnoster are way more nerf'd than he is. You can beat them at level 1.
>>532040451I haven't found a queue for him for a long time I gave up
>>532007828it's annoying yeah but you could see it repositioned itself right before you ran off
>>532039550Corrective Behavior Therapy? Yes. The other one where the woman just yasslights you? Not so much.
>>532036319Those arenโt real meds
>>532040221>If you get a male therapist your odds of getting something good out it skyrocket.what
>>532041287*Cognitive, not corrective.
>>532040764Nah, Guardian works well enough against most of them.
It's just Adel, Caligo and Maris that are annoying to fight with his regular shield playstyle, but Caligo and Maris are easy enough.
Adel's entire moveset feels like it was designed to shit on Guardian.
>>532039550No not. Your therapist is in it for the money. Whoever they are is likely to drag you along as long as possible because at the end of the day thereโs no objective metric to tell that youโre better other than what you say and theyโre still there to make a living
>>532039550I did therapy for depression for a year or so and my strong and definite answer is it depends. I had one really good one who was also kind of a nerdy guy and we'd talk about the universe and existentialism and things, and I had two who were useless retards regurgitating thoughtless cliches at me. so I'd recommend trying a few people until you find one you like and then stick with them
>>532039550Depends, if you got a good male therapist then most likely yes
If you got a braindead college woman as therapist then forget it
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>>532041026I tried to be funny
>>532041752I can't trust your opinion if you post xitter screencaps.
I genuinely dislike people who ping spam over the smallest most unimportant shit and do like 10 pings per second to be as annoying as can be
there should be an option to mute that shit
>>532040298It's the same people who will spend 20 minutes farming in the rain after the night two boss, they think an extra level or a better weapon is going to make a difference.
If you're actually good at the game you can have an awful run and still beat the nightlord at level 12 with a blue weapon, if you're not good it won't make a difference having a legendary weapon or how much damage that evergaol buff is giving you.
>>532042554Lol itโs your money champ have fun I guess.
>>532042693>I genuinely dislike people wh-
>>532043394I hate those niggas too
>>532043321How many people here play on xbox? In PS I'd say there's like a dozen of us in total, and it's rare to get two full groups doing runs at the same time.
>>532041026>hey're a decoy and nearly impossible the second time he meditates.fucking hell, deceitful cunt, i'll keep that in mind
I ignore the seals because his hard mode fight is way more fun
>>532043787ggs, spam skills = win
Watching a streamer play Dark Souls 3 and this running speed is painful to watch after playing Nightreign, haven't played since 2019 so I guess I forgot.
I really hope storm sprint is in the next game.
the only reason i spam ping is if, while we're trying to make our way to the end-of-day arena, my teammates actually think they can quickly kill a field boss or clear out a camp or w/e while the storm has already rolled in, and i know we'll either just die while fighting or we'll die in the storm afterwards
>>532044145Elajjaz is cool
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my teammates followed me into the mines for once and we took 10 seconds.
people usually complain like im trying to rape their virgin anus anytime i ping a mine.
like bro, this lightning spear needs a smithing stone. your legendary weapons fall down from marika's pussy, i literally need an upgrade to do damage.
but this was so nice. they even dropped their smithing stones and i got to upgrade a seal with dragon rot breath.
we were level 11 by day 1 and level 15 by day 2.
i gave rotaids to fulghor twice and i zapped him to death. good good game.
sometimes you start a run and just know youre gonna absolutely fuck
then you get in there and absolutely fuck
gg wylder gang
Okay, wait, get this: The drakekeepers as a day 2 night boss. It's all four of them at the same time.
Oh yeah, it's big sword time
Post-damage HP restoration or HP restoration upon greatsword attacks?
>>532044145Better yet, remove dungeons so you don't even have to ignore them by sprinting everywhere like a retard.
>>532044978>sleeptalking duchess
>>532034719added affinity also just buffs any damage that isn't physical, someone even said it buffs spells but I haven't tested it
Gg Wylder n Dutchess, love Ironeye c:
>>532044861learn to screenshot you niggerfaggot
also enjoy your 10 hp per bonk
>>532045138>Does not affect sorceries/incantsnevermind, ergies just be saying shit I guess
Thank you slugma, probably first duchess in 50 hours that actuall managed to deal damage. ggs.
if you (wylder) do your fireball with fire on the ground effect, and i (also wylder) follow up with fireball also with fire on ground effect, is there twice as much fire on the ground, or does it not stack?
Only time I ever had a problem with Libra was when I took the walking builds madness power for the lolz but I was not loling because I died like 4 times
>>532045247Your first good wylder game gg (fag maxxor)
>>532044493I usually go to mines without pinging it and hope they notice (and follow me if they need the stone2). I usually only ping it if I need to signal that we should path there because I need that shit
just got to the DLC bros, what should i respec into?
>>532044493It sucks only getting to either purple your rev claws or a seal you got. I like using those claws.
>>532039550The only person who can fix you is you yourself, literally nobody else can.
>>532045254it stacks, weaker bosses can we be like triple staggerd in 5 seconds
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>everybody keeps planning on how and when to enter mines
>100 hours
>all achievements
>never went to a single mine
>>532044607This picture makes me wish I had a third hand so I could wield 3 daggers
>>532045408I ping it to make it clear that I need it. That I'm not splitting off for no reason. I'll literally always follow, the whole game, except now
>>532045408just ping it retard
>>532045539I'll use blue claws for fp recovery when teammates get a critical, but otherwise I think purple seals just do more damage
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>>532045156>>532045247GG
I didnโt know about those weird dual holy-on-skill-only straight sword things before
heolstor melters
>>532045654woah... calm down gamer you're making the rest of us look bad...
>>532045976Why do I need to ping the mines? You guys could just be killing shit while I solo the troll in 10 seconds
>going to mines
name? for the blocklist
>>532046165>>532046571it's not funny. stop encouraging the schizos
>>532046263COMMUNICATION retard
There could be any number of reasons I want to see where my team is going
Can Sebastian break the glowing statues without ult?
>>532046742open the map and look at /our/ icons?
I to the mines to upgrade my starting Wylder GS to purple and never use any other weapon the rest of the run.
>>532045656Mr. greathammer infinite plus his pals.
>>532046951why? it's not even good for stacking bonuses on
How do you guys spend your time waiting for a run to start?
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>>532046663missing an e but whatever
>>532047068edging to anime titties
>>532047134encourag? whats encourag? this doesn't even make any sense. yikes.
>>532047068i only play solo
>>532047068either alt+tab and talk here, or i watch winner's records, or i trade relics
>>532047042I love its design
>>532047068fiddle with the settings on my buttplug
>>532046823You're fucking retarded.
>>532047068just tell the thread when you're gonna play
So what's the /vg/erdict on giants vs knights in how much ass cancer they give you in the castles?
>>532044493i dont mind going to mines and do it myself if they are right there, but i also probably only use the stone 20% of the time. i should probably just use them sooner than holding out for a boss weapon
is there a fucking steam thing on sunday
>>532044652only if the enemies beforehand are the duelfag dragons, one for each player
>>532047665Trolls are boring, fuck them.
>Stamina recovers with each successful attack
Oh for some reason I thought this was just always on-hit. So you only get green back after 3-4 R1s?
>>532043657He's a really weird boss. Once you understand him he's suddenly really easy
>>532044493>pin mines>nigger recluse pins castle instead>end of match no ones gets a legendary or even a decent purple>go into mines myself and carry fightgetting tired of this shit, I blame the jewtubers
>>532044145Was there ever a fix for the awful background audio? It's what's stopping me from going back and playing again more than anything else.
>>532047665trolls are fine if one guy has a brain
both banished niggas and crucible niggas are free
>>532047665i only do crucible knight castles nowadays
>>532048001Making a blue item purple isnt what makes or breaks any nightlord fight. If no one gets a decent purple all run you are routing poorly, not sharing enough, or both.
>>532047665One deals damage through range
the other is pure melee damage enemy
One is incredibly annoying, I think you know which one.
Is there an up to date weapon tier list for Elden Ring that is generally agreed on?
>>532044145>surge sprint in new game>new bosses are twice as spastic as NR ones
I beat fulghor mapless!
it was on noklateo and I only got hit once (after he died)
that said I do silly damage so it doesn't count really lol
>>532048315RustyGAWD will make one
>>532044145Surge sprint is good for this type of game with time management, but no, for true souls game there absolutely should not be a movement option as fast as sprint surge. Dumb take
>>532048315OG elden ring?
>blasphemous blade and spam L2durrr I need something even more braindead
>ruins greatsword and spam L2DLC?
>carian sovereignity aow on any weapon you wantdurrr I need something even more braindead
>great katana
>>532048001Mages almost always have to go mines.
Upgrading a seal with a S-tier spell will always beat using a random purple with a mediocre one.
>>532047665they all piss me off because if you fail to stagger them fast enough its time to wait out the incoming 7 hit combo, and the giants are just stupid and gay
>>532048315Yeah but I lost it with my old laptop. Sorry.
Just pick weapons you like. Or use Backhand blades, my beloved
>>532048505post your gock and feet NYOWWWWWWWW
>>532048315Claymore is the only weapon you need
>>532048315good old lion claws gugs
>>532047665Knights are rune and loot piรฑatas.
Giants give almost no rewards.
>>532048602who knows, people just assume they get something better or they're fed retarded info or focus too hard on castle
I've seen revenants doing the same shit as well and all they end up with is Wrath of Gold, the shitty dragonbreath and Discus on Fulghor so the rev just dies as usual
>>532048237yes sign me up on that St Trina Torch, Eclipse Shotel and Halo Scythe
I'm upgrading my Wylder starting weapon to full
>>532048315Yeah.
Cleanrot, Claws of Night, Dueling Shield, Rakshasa >>>> everything else
>>532048505When can we expect to see you on BLACKED.com?
>>532048586Something slightly less braindead than blasphemous, want some variety but also something that will work well in the final area.
>>532048720>Just pick weapons you like.Currently powerstancing girandole with frost spear and it deals crazy damage, but this game is so big I've been using this combo for like 20 hours now and only halfway done. Have used axes, halberds, straight swords and katanas so far they were all good.
Why does Stamina not drain in the training grounds even though theres an option for it?
>>532049749what did you finish to
>>532050018i came to THAT varreslut splitscreen edit if you know what I mean...
>>532050018Omoide mo Kaori mo
Beans and cornbread - doo - doo doo
>>532049806Check out the "Warped Axe" specifically. There's a thing with it where it gets the status application values of a Great Axe but the speed of a normal axe.
I love that thing with Bleed and Cold like you wouldn't believe.
>>532050018you know what? I've already forgotten. it was a doujin but I don't remember which one
>>532044145>and this running speed is painful to watch after playing NightreignYup. Most people feel this way. Iโve said it before, but From is really shooting themselves in the foot with this new movement by making every game before it look antiquated in comparison.
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>>532049308Running out of resources because your weapons are bad its a skill issue. "Just don't get hit", stop wailing on the boss to trade your heals for their health.
>>532047665I use the troll castle as a litmus test for my team. Kill basement boss, go upstairs and open the gates.
They leave through the backdoor and start ambushing the trolls one by one? You know you got a good team.
They leave through the front door, aggroing every troll in the castle? They can deal with that mess themselves and I won't revive them when they get nuked by jars.
>>532050329I disagree. I'm tired of herbavore japanese protags that are allergic to sex.
If they wanted to save it for marriage I respect it, but these fucks who have a hot girlfriend for a year and just refuse to advance their relationship deserve it.
>>532050357>look antiquatedDark Souls IS antiquated
It was by the time Elden Ring came out, let alone Nightreign
>>532050357how is this shooting themselves in the foot?
Fartin' on my roommates door... Heh... *ppppPPPFFFFFFPBLPLBLPBLBPLBPLPFFFFFF*... AWW DAMN! *pppppPpPppPPPPPFFFPLBPBLBPBLPPPPpppffffff*
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2/3 pc all, hop on ergies
>>532050423god I wish that were me
>>532050497you're still reading garbage about a guy getting cucked, I don't care about your sophistry
fap to normal stuff like nyuu
>>532049308>Eclipse Shotel and Halo Scythethat guy is being annoying for the sake of it but these are completely useable. moreso halo scythe
>>532050009Stamina only drains in combat and dummies don't count. Activate the hostile npc in the training area and you will lose stamina
>>532050592RADAGON SAVE ME
>>532050675When good artists draw vanilla its like Christmas comes, especially when its Gyaru.
Sadly either they refuse to draw it or perhaps more likely people don't scan it so I never see it.
My favourite thing is having a women be sexually dominated and lose herself to pleasure, I can only read the same works so many times so I started checking out ntr, there's some gems.
>Most types of attack/damage buffs can't be rolled on the same relic
>That means stuff like Initial Standard/(Element/Phys)+2/Attack up on Damaged/Gaol buff/night invader buff/etc can NEVER be on the same relic
oh come on. As if the RNG wasn't raping us enough already. the spell school buffs are a different category though so the casters get that at least
>>532050769I already figured this out like 10.5 minutes ago
>>532050987>My favourite thing is having a women be sexually dominated and lose herself to pleasurehell yeah brother
Stamina on succesive attacks. Sussy or poggers on powerstanced slow chonkers like greatswords and colossals?
>>532051153I posted my reply 8 minutes after you posted yours.
>>532050592What a strange looking 18 year old
>>532050987>so I started checking out ntr, there's some gems.lol
>>532050995https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdUg1ZR3JkY
pewpew
learn how to make webms like a normal person
>>532052532yeah
standard attack doesnt even work with bows
>>532052532Definitely not, you should sperg out and crash the run then have them banned everywhere you can and then block them. And if you're wrong then oh well, at least you had fun.
>>532052593a friend was talking about doing mapless for challenge mode so I decided to try it
normally I don't solo though cause it's just too easy and less chaotic for the most part
>>532052532doesn't matter, post their steam and proceed to have a 500 post meltdown with your trooncord army
>>532052670Yes it does, you just have to one hand a bow in each hand and alternate between them to get the bonus on every single shot. It's the tryhard Youtuber meta at the moment.
>>532052532going by these posts
>>532052796>>532052891probably not lmfao
>>532053083number 3 then?
>>532052843running duration of ultimate art extended should be legitimately reportable
>>532053174wait no 1 or 2
they all suck but alteast go rally
>>532053085Watch a Youtube video. Bushy or something for example. I think he was the one talking about it recently.
>>532052532probably not, but at the end of the day they aren't bricking your save so i wouldn't care about it
>>532049749aaaand again
I need to stop
>>532052843im not reading all that
GG Recluse Revenant
bit of a scuffed first evergaol and a somewhat scuffed noklateo escape but other than that it went great
Recluse your damage was utterly insane, I think you had like 10 stacks of + sorcerery and extra magic damage on top
>>532050504It isnโt just Dark Souls. Pretty much everything barring Sekiro looks and moves lame compared compared to Nightreign.
>>532050531Because itโs effectively closing off the majority of their catalogue to any kind of new audience barring the most curious autists?
>>532053838>innovation's bad because old products can't competewhat? the problem that arises is the overhyped popularity the souls games have
"DS1 is the best game" is still often said, while it is a janky unfinished mess. I played it and enjoyed massively but DS3 itself killed all the replayability factor, it's just what happens naturally
gg big horse raider and guardian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqV7DB8Iwg
ok lets get it started. 2/3 niggerg
i am the sole owner of the 24k gold dubai chocolate elden ring battle pass
>>532055170right is better
Retard duo runs off to do a chaos flame camp level 1, dies twice, then spends the rest of the day running around getting flasks, what a waste of time, how are these fags still playing
>>532055405no duo mode yet
>>532055347>I'm a very big fan of myself
>>532055170just depends how much you wanna gaol it up really or if you feel you need tons of healing as a safety net
I think 1 is better generally, because taking attacks improves attack power is kinda a guarantee on raider most the time and you might not hit 3 gaols (especially on shifting earth)
the first relic on the left isn't bad either
just depends if you want prayerful or not really, if you feel you need it, go right, if not go left
>>532055405honestly people trying to do camps level 1 is an instant quit for me, only the most horrendously shit players do it
Augur's relic is underused especially by squishies
>>532055691healslut relic
>>532055634I do level 1 camps all the time..
like pseudo-level 1, I just forgot to level but am willing to go there at level 2 or 1 if I forget
>>532055634Camps are way harder than mega church or forts.
>team completely ignores churches unless its in the way of whatever were running to
>hit max level early day 2 and do a little church run after hitting the nearby red bosses
these always turn out to be the best runs
>>532055726all sissy rev players good for
>>532055726it adds 100 HP so I'd have to pick up Revenant/Recluse/Ironeyes less often
>>532055827/erg/ revenant players are dps power houses thougheverbeit.
>>532056017they'd do better on recluse
>>532056017not randos tbtbh and they're still personal use fucktoys indubitably
>>532056242Duchess is better than Recluse
>>532056305erg revs are my fucktoys too
playerbase fell off now that fotm is over and theres only shitters left. adhd being default has destroyed the planet
>>532056493there's enough /erg/ revs for us all
>>532056493what about erg duchess and recluse
>>532056242recluse is crap
>>532056717not interested
>>532056662who's the cutest /erg/ rev?
>>532057575>birdsteam id please? for blocking purposes
>>532056649i'm carrying pubs just fine, what's your excuse?
>>532057473yys. she is mush's girlfriend
>>532056649sorry bro your mmr just isn't high enough
GG revenants, didn't go for triple rev myself because I am absolutely horrible at playing revenant
at least ironeye is still useful on Maris, sniping all his little jellyfish out of the air is fun
>Unable to restore session
RIP Zamor Sword bros, it was fun while it lasted
>>532056649Pubs are instant games.
Sorry Revenant and Recluse, I was really looking forward to dual-wielding the dragon fists against the Nightlord.
>>532059578>RIP Zamor Sword brosWe really did get 3 copies at one point. One for each of us.
>>532054843Thatโs true, but people are still missing out on flawed but still good games when they condition themselves with the shiniest product, you already have people saying the sluggish movement is simply too much for them to bear
>>532058767She plays recluse usually
>>532054843>DS3 itself killed all the replayability factorthat's funny because i find DS3 the least enjoyable to replay by a HUGE margin. the maps in that game all suck
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>>532055691I always use it on Rev. It heals a good chunk of the summons health too. I don't go out of my way to heal them exactly, but if I get hit at all, it keeps them topped off and keeps them lasting 3x as long usually. And with how often I'm using close range incantations, healing myself helps my teammates too.
Someday I'll find Vigor +3 on strengthens family and allies when ulting and I can use that with my powered up by family relic.
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So I know /erg/ is in love with Revenant, Duchess, and Recluse but lets just get this out there to be clear...
Miquella..? I mean come on... Ya, know? Miquella though... Right?
You would... Don't even try to bullshit around. You know you would.
>>532061721im not gay but i would suck his cock (he made me do it with mind tricks)
which champion is CANONICALLY strongest, doe?
>>532061721More important question, if you could only choose one would you got for Miquella or Gwyndolin?
>>532061721I'd demolish his ass in front of Radahn
>>532061721I would be too scared because he feels too far above me and I don't think he'd think enough of me to make the first move
>>532061775lmao
at least now the game is easier
>>532061952Executor due to having a respawn system. Iron eyes is a pretty shit and flat immortality system
>>532061775you're level 2, much more reasonable, you didn't even open that status to check if he leveled up or not
>>532061952Rev. She is made of Japanese erd steel, folded 10 thousand times
>>532061952Executor is the ALPHA
Can someone post good Ironeye setups? I feel like this is the best out of what I have. The other Ironeye texts feel meh but maybe I'm underestimating them.
queued for dog, caligo, libra, and augur, erg, steam
>>532044145honestly it's all the ladders and elevators that annoy me more than anything, the ability to just climb shit is so much better
it's actually kind of weird that's not a base ER feature, since literally every other open world game around the time had climbing mechanics
>>532062336poison on ult is surprisingly good since it's a whole heap of buildup that triggers on most bosses instantly
health on bow attacks is pretty meh since the health is low
>>532061952Serious straight cishet answer: Recluse
>>532061875That wasn't a bewitching branch he touched you with anon, it was a bag of Doritos. This is all on you, you wanted this all along.
how would you feel about non fromsoft skins being added to the game? like rathalos armor for wydler or ryu hayabusa for executor
>>532062567I would go try it on a dummy. I find the bow one is pretty good since it makes your EHP ridiculously high on Ironeye, mainly because it's much safer/much steadier on a bow.
Noted about the ult one though.
>>532062814Why stop there? Look how much fun Master Chief is having nowadays.
>>532062814I think that'd be a lot of fun. Gatekeepers will probably say it's too fortnitey but I don't give a fuck.
>>532062567>>532062336Ult poison is probably not better than Heolstor's relic, though.
>>532063141halo truely died with 3
>>532062106he did the first camp but didn't level up and went to the gaol at level 1
>>532062814only if I can fight rathalos ingame too
make agheel look like a quick and painless fight by comparison
Why does this spreadsheet show Improved Critical Hits in two categories?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-WsRD_nt8gvDVsdyFlE_YeubwFVF2l4M_GY3yZeBZ_M/edit?gid=1632892519#gid=1632892519
>>532062814I don't want that Pandora's Box opened after seeing COD and Halo yea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsa9OcAy1aw
>>532054843The biggest problem, as ever, is each game drops good ideas from the previous. C'mon From. Synthesize all your good ideas.
>>532054843>overhyped popularitySometimes you don't want a deep-fried, gold crusted, quad layer peanut butter and jelly and banana and marshmallow sandwich, you just want a PB&J
>>532054843Dark souls 3 is the least replayable game what the fuck
>>532062814I will accept the other games skins but ONLY if it comes with AI Darth Vader, AI Darth Vader must follow the players around and call them niggers otherwise no deal
>>532063141>that SpartanDamn.
Nightlords that move too much and waste your time are the worst part of this game, except Heolstor which was okay for some reason. Even PCR and Messmer kept close to you so I don't know why the fuck was Fromsoft thinking when they made Gladius, Fulghor, and Adel.
hey guy
why queue erg if you're going to immediately pop a gaol after the starter camp then leave after you die
just do the nearby poi maybe first? run away when it's beastmen instead of standing there and dying when your two teammates went to the poi instead?
>>532064243its the normal bosses i hate - red wolf, black knife, etc. its just infuriating and annoying
GG 3Rev
me jobbing to rats at the starter camp was a bad omen but we pulled through
>>532064367>trooncord duoI just leave the match as soon as I see those 2 smelly trannies
>>532064243Gladius and Fulghor are fine(though Gladius is a bit too easy), I really dislike Maris, Caligo, and Adel for that.
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>>532064559>Gladius and Fulghor are fine
i hate when people say pop
>>532064587god-tier RNG, you just know he's one of the most skilled players here
>>532064243Fromsoft hasn't known how to make good gank fights since DS1. Gladius is a waste of time because there's nothing you can do except run away if all 3 dogs (or even just 2) are on you.
>>532064587gonna need his steam profile to block
>>532064713There's literally nothing wrong with popping a squat with a bag of popcorn after you and your pop, pop lock and drop it on a Nightlord in Nightreign. POP POP POP
>>532064917The game is made to be played cooperatively, but what you said is also untrue. The AI gets much, much, much less aggressive.
>>532064713Ok... but Funko Pop though...? You can't have the FUNKO without the POP.
Heolstor was far easier because he's a smaller target and kept the aggro. Fulghor wastes your time by moving around so much.
>>532065537fulghor has some waity attacks but he's available to be hit most of the fight. unlike adel or caligo who you can't touch most of the time.
>>532065614creep weirdo freak from mhg
>actually try coop for once because from is stupid and wont let me fight everdarks alone
>everyone just leaves first 3 minutes because they die or you take 30 sec to follow them
i knew you cunts were all talk
Which character is the most racist canonically? Trying to decide my main.
>>532064954block all these niggers too
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198016174907/
https://steamcommunity.com/id/LordofERG/
https://steamcommunity.com/id/sleepydoctor/
https://steamcommunity.com/id/terrterr/
https://steamcommunity.com/id/noxus32/
https://steamcommunity.com/id/mushmishmash/
>>532065690what did he do on mhg? I just know i always see him hitting on female teammates in erg
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>steam profiles
what did I say
>>532065910>female teammatesThere are no biological females here. Only fags and the fag adjacent.
>>532064491gg, a bad omen maybe but it was pretty funny
>>532066090i mean anyone who picks duchess or revenant
>>532065781Randoms work for me
Must be you shitting up the games :)
>>532065781you can set the game to single player in online mode, retard. learn to read
me and my girlfriend both live in death
>>532064497Mush isn't a tranny
>>532065785Raider (drunk) > Revenant > Duchess > Raider (sober) > Ironeye > Executor > Wylder > Recluse = Guardian
I hate when I get the SPARK to play right when it's the twilight hour where I need to get some exercise in before it gets too late/meal prep before it gets too late or else I'll just end the day having done nothing and end up getting takeoutslop
>>532061952Recluse and its not even close
>>532067260>not being a NEETsad
>>532067180wait, I missed the drama, what did slugma do?
>>532052532>Karen playing as Duchess Like clockwork
>>532064367>>532061775>yys and mushwhy queue erg when you're obviously on a discord call with each other
>>532067596He's dogshit and will cry about legit relics and spam your steam profile
>>532067803Because they are /mhg/ trannies that want to leech good erg players and blogpost about their chungus e-dating adventures!
I fucking wish there was a way to accelerate solo play so you could challenge the end boss again and again. Is there a mod for this?
>>532065817what are their names in game
>>532067895you think the relics here are legit?
>>532011917post proof of steam profile spamming
Who cares if 2 fat trannies erp each other between cheated relic expeditions?
>>532065785>RevenantMore a hatred of everything. Think violent emo.
None of the others are canonically racist unfortunately.
>>532065817Missing slugma from your list
yea legit relics is when you put +3 vit +3 end on every relic along with a BiS offensive effect because you're too much of a shitter to not crutch on a massive health pool
Back to Elden Ring where you can grind to overlevel every stat before doing anything.
>>532068235Free Reign?
https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/141
>>532067063That was a pretty comfy run, thanks birdbro.
Why would guardian use steel guard against any nightlord? Every attack either chips you through it, or knocks you out of guard counter range, or hits you out of the charged counter. Unless you pull off a walking meme build there's no point.
>>532065785Wait actually ignore
>>532068331. Recluse created the tools they used to genocide on the birdbro race. She's basically the Oskar Dirlewanger of Elden Ring.
>>532068607Reflect damage relic doesn't above average stance damage, and there's also the "guard charge ult" relic.
>>532068732Above what average? More than just meleeing normally?
gg rev & recluse and sorry for jobbing mid game
GG bird and duchass
getting Honed Bolt on a purple seal was a pretty lucky find for Folger's EverDark Roast
>>532068849Yes. You're reflecting boss attacks bear in mind.
>>532068852errrr rev and duch, fuck me i need to go to bed
>>532068607What else are you gonna do with his god awful stats? dodge (lol) and hit the nightlord with a 130 damage halberd poke? lmao. Best case scenario is steelguard into a weapon skill or incant with some range on it.
I solo'd every Nightlord except Fulghor the Bullshit Horse. What gives?
>>532069126Solo is easier than trios if you're at least decent at the game. It's a snoozefest if you're actually good.
>>532069107Birdbro's unique halberd moveset lets him reliably hit Adel's head 100% of the time, provided you're in range of course. Otherwise I kind of agree. Birdbro players should try to get in a relic that has "draw aggro while guarding" so other players can dps. But even I don't do that so wakarimasen.
I need a breast expansion mod for Recluse that makes her titties get bigger as her FP bar gets longer. Get on it codemonkeys.
>>532069429this but for Revenant
What's the difference between jar relic roulette and the everdark signboard roulette?
>>532069524jar has small, medium, and big, signboard only gives big relics
>>532069524signboard guarantees large 3 slot ones
>>532069524one fills your relics with junk and the other fills your relics with junk, but faster.
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Is this permanent??
>>532069753>>532069865How long does it last?
>>532069753there's a relic effect google doc in the OP
Wish from would just show us the damn % and duration of each thing
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>>532069968gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Does Taker's Flame regenerate HP if you aim it on downed teammates?
>>532070152>30 secher ultimate is like 15 sec lol
what is the point of the Libra relic
>yeah let me just go INSANE so I can get my FP back bro
>>532070152i had a round where i had this and ulted
then the iron ulted a random pack and i got like 12x damage boosts
>>532070406even the everdark version fucking sucks. not that it matters because Libra is easier than Gladius and Fulghor
>>532070406heh... you wouldn't get it...
I'm mad because person I play with most of the time never pings, and the random sure don't, so I want them to complain about my pathing so I can argue with them but they keep not complaining so I haven't had an excuse to fight
>>532070406Declining is is still making (You)r choice
>>532070406the point is that its funny
>>532070620are you taking estrogen?
>>532068607>xhe doesn't know about guard damage reflect and charged guard counter on halberds Ngmi xis
>>532070406Has anyone tested exactly how much it gives you? Like does it make you get full? And honestly I get madness spells a lot and I use them a lot because they do a lot of damage.
>>532069429This but for Duchess' ass and thighs.
What's the point of the instant death passive if it doesn't work on everything
>>532070406Take the madness pill
>>532071154it does, you just hit so few times and the percentages are so low that you will probably never instakill a boss
GG Guardian and Recluse.
Sorry about going down in the final fight twice.
I got really screwed over by buffs that round. Just felt off my game.
>>532071294Nightlords are immune
Caster Duchess is not a meme. She's the only comfy caster
>>532071631It's all fun and games until you only have two starlight shards for the final boss.
>>532071785>It's all fun and games until you have a heart attack irl and diethis how you sound
>>532071785Dark Night of the Wise
>>532072141>until you have a heart attack and dieWell yeah. That wouldn't be very fun. Thanks for agreeing with me.
>>532072163Ah. That will do it.
Gg, was fun playing as lore accurate solaire
>>532069162Stop flirting with revenant mains
>>532056649Pure facts.
>>532069429Stop being a horndog
>>532068679Based Reclussy mogging jeet birds
>>532064367what do you two hope to accomplish by always posting your shit here
Is it true what they say about Revenant players with the Darkness skin?
>>532070620You just have to tell her to ping. And you can ping less to let others try instead of taking the group navigator role
>>532064243>the fuck was Fromsoft thinkingThinking?
>>532061952Wylder and itโs not close
Fulghor random queue is actually the worst
Never happened on every other queue pool, even ES Adel was smooth than normal fucking Fulghor which I can't even beat
>>532073168it's true about all Revenant players, so block them as soon as possible
>>532061721His ass is too big
>>532061721Everyone loves him dude heโs a silly little goober who needs disciplining and rough love
>>532056662Erg only plays Wylder, executor, iron eye, and Raider
GG pest control bird and duchass
>>532062814Don't be retarded thats an awful idea that could only ever end horribly
>>532063215I'd say 4 was the last good one but besides that yeah RIP
>>532062308canโt be the alpha if u wear skirts
gg one day i'll find all walking buffs in one run
>>532073101youโre the only retard here if you disagree. retard.
>>532061721I don't think I'd have a choice.
>raider and duchess die once
>have a melty and quit the match
>>532074068both at the same time?
>>532028228Why did he specify music teacher specifically is there anyone on the planet who wonโt try to make money off of reaction videos
Which characters actually make the game easy
>>532073660gg bratty revvy
>>532074258Wylder and Raider are objectively the best characters.
>>532074258solo raider is so easy it's almost braindead gaming
Can someone explain why players would just go passive during the final boss and just run away never attacking? Is this some 3rd world thing?
>>532038715Bunny girl boss when
i will not do triple ironeye
if i do triple wylder i'm using a meme build like magic or shield bash
>>532074265why are you allowed 2 cute girls at the same time?
>>532074318>>532074393>not all characters are equal, especially in soloWhat's the fucking point
>>532074440Let me jeet her has done irreparable damage to the fromsoft playerbase
>>532074489If i ever end up in triple raider i just give them all the big weapons since everyone likes powerstance raider so much, then pick up a greatbow or use a greatshield with shield crash(surprisingly effective)
>>532074637But what's the point exactly? I assume it's some tiktok Brazilian thing but dont fully understand the point
>>532061721I hate spineless men that backstabs and uses everyone around him
>>532051153please tell me where this is from its so cuteโฆ..
>>532072854That's a cat dumbass... I think
>>532074696They're Let(ting) Me Solo Her :^) just like that historic reddit post! It's elden ring culture after all!
>>532074624it's not like everyone's using the same characters, they all have use, and even recluse, the definitely the worst on solo, is still a favorite
except guardian and executor, those sorely need buffs to even stay relevant, I have no idea how people play them
>>532074669Lion bow is legit bis for Adel on melee classes. The rain shreds him.
>>532074258if you main Ironeye you might as well play Pajama Sam because you're clearly incapable of doing anything non easy mode.
>>532074440trying to clip farm "My team went down then i ressed and REKT the boss"
pls leik and subscrib
>>532074706I wanna backstab Miquella for his transgressions, iykyk
does frenzy flame and negro flame count as fire damage?
>>532075053The shotgun R2 of it is also ridiculous on big enemies. If you stack full hp dmg and ranged damage as you would on ironeye it can do ~1k damage a shot. Even more if you consider the two taking damage buffs, pillar buff, and exalted flesh.
The sound it makes when you R2 shotgun the arrows into a dragon's face is also immensely satisfying. Like a meaty crunch.
>>532075303yup both are fire damage
queuing psn 2/3 purple bosses
>>532075303No, fire type incantations don't count as fire
>>532075303maybe, they look like fire
>>532075303yes
>flame of frenzy>shoot lightning out your eyes
So how the fuck does burning yourself with a slightly yellow fire counts as mental illness and you should be locked up?
>>532075440They also call them black "people", but...
>>532075601Counterpoint: Goku Black
So how the fuck does raping corpses mean you eat shit?
>>532075728Exactly, that's not actually Goku.
>>532075565it's gamergirl piss, concentrated years of monster cans and acidic gummies, they pierce a hole into steel, melt your skin in seconds, and the bpd is so strong it's contagious
>>532075728that's a monkey
>>532075729If you mean Dungeater then he gets his name because the Japanese believe your soul is located inside your rectum.
>>532076043Other cultures don't believe that?
>wait in queue 10 mins
>someone dodges at character select
???
>>532076043people are but holes...?
>>532075729GRRM wanted a literal shit eater but Mike adapted it to the shirikodama thing.
>>532076096They do. The greeks thought people were essentially plants with funny looking stamen and the soul was located in the goatse.
>>532074258wylder, raider, ironeye
>>532075825thatโs not what it is
>>532076262doubt thatโs true
>>532077268yah
>>532074891Both of them did it though
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