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>>531924339>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com
>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe
>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong
https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong
>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
>league questions for questionnairehttps://forms.gle/BBNLiw3MPf27KLpD6
>saint 3 tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1l3s_Nz5R2Yai5dzm5h-nnKYz54s5ljGvCuFC-2pFvGI
>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YE9sEh0BrdQXtnBvP8Bcya8o2R8kbatIt1_pgB8nbQc
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QRD on the 2chan league and how they convinced repo to host anything
>>532010692W czym problem kurwa
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>heterosexual
>>532010692This will be on the quiz.
Eudie's tits are very cute.
>>532010801****โฏ่ฒด is in the player list so that's probably how it happened.
/may/ does not care about /mjg/ league.
Need to procreate with bookhag, hag, and hag
>>532011021>under the sea>posts sanankou
>>532011032/may/ had participants in /mjg/ league for 3 years now newfig
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>>532010801Why is that on the repo and not the current tourney?
>>532011171>/may/ had participantshow often do they get benched?
I didn't get kitasan bruh go on without me
>>532010692More like
>feet
>>532010801Newfags don't know because the last tourneys with them were a long time ago, but /mjg/ and the majsoul thread on the 2chan may board used to have cross-tourneys. Some of the organizers probably still talk to them.
>>532011171Yeah? That's why I mentioned ๅง่ฒด.
A couple /may/fags participating in /mjg/ league does not mean /may/ as a whole cares. Far from it.
canโt cut it in /may/ tourney so they come to mjg league lel
>>532011518so we're the clown league?
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>>532011308Just wait for the free SSR choice ticket.
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SEX with SPINSTER HAGS
>>532011485Slit your throat namenigger
>>532010692Literally the hottest thing thoughever
>>532011727She was like hardstuck 2d on tenhou ages ago. She's never been good at mahjong.
>>532011975The queen of /mjg/
>>532011171Does /mjg/ have participants in /may/ league?
>>532012947ไธๅงซใซใ
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>>532011021I can't believe I was late to post my weekly kaavi.jpg
Spent the afternoon exploring the various tournament modes in MJS, bloodshed skirmish is actually pretty fun. Unleash the inner nyagger and pon/kan everything.
>>532013874that's chinkjong
>join league 5 team irc
>fuji-6.png
fuji-6.png
despite the weather i havent showered in over a week and when i went to the gym today (which has no AC) my sweat smelled like gasoline
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>>532014252You can join mine
>>532014305I've been wearing the same shirt for two weeks
My sweat smells like lemonade
>>532013874i still have no idea how to play this thing
the points go up exponentially and there are some weird yaku to get like the single-wait-after-ponning-entire-toitoi-in-the-same-color, but i never get to reach them, because the round ends too early and it seems everyone else has like 5 or 6 han
>his league 5 chat still isn't active
>>532014813>>532014952Don't use her like this please.
My team chat is going to die in 20.6 days exactly
>my league 2 chat is still active!
Anyone out there with an active league 1 chat?
>my league 4 discord server chat is still active
>>532015387lol almost all league 1 people are dead
>>532015604Over half of anons from league 1 are still around.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1F8aIK0EnliSrV3ME_DNtTzfHi488THMx-m5vhO2lPSk/edit?gid=118530533#gid=118530533
Oldest community in the west
>>532015959If anons have a half-life of 5 years, this means that it'll take just 8 more leagues until every anon alive today disappears forever.
>>532016326I got my math wrong. We'll still be around for 40 more years.
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>>532016247If it takes 5 years to lose half of the anons you'll never run out of anons because when you get down to the last one you can't lose just half of him.
>>532016472I'm not gonna live for that long
>>532016530Exactly. Zeno's arrow will never reach its target.
One day, I'll be the oldest anon on /mjg/.
>>532016586where are her ears
Where's the /mjg/ team for the WRC online tournament?
>>532016872We got banned after the Mikos got touchy with the sponsors
>>532016920>yonrenkei>akadora>kanchan on 32m
>>532016994>>532017060forgot to add, riichi/dama?
>>532016872They didn't want to host it in MJS, so we grinched
It's currently a controversial picture on Twitter in Korea. Is this real?
https://x.com/kong110505/status/1946843860069752856
>>532016920Drop the aka and dama for one turn
>>532016872Look at these posts and tell me that /mjg/ could ever be represented in an official capacity.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/Im1yrmxqiDEhFmiBO3K-XQ/
>>532017207Doable in friendlies vs AI.
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wwyd
>>532017207Isn't it normal for smurf fags to make a new account for the winning streak achievement in adept?
>>532017207Hey, these are my stats.
>>532017192What's wrong with ron2?
>>532017358what happened to your shimocha
>>532017419Nice 4th place retard
>>532016872it costs too much
>$80 to drop on 27 blue and 3 purple gifts is perfectly fine but $100 on a 4 month long tournament with actual prizes is too much
>>532017462No idea what it is.
>>532017358You're almost never supposed to go for noten payments in sanma, they're too cheap compared to the average hand value. Consider your hand to have a 0% chance of winning.
Shanpon/entotsu waits are also especially important to consider in sanma, expecially on the dora.
Fold with 9p, and with two miracles in a row, you could get back into tenpai safely, just in time.
>>532017812but did you win
ahh, I can't find this funny no yaku furiten image
>>532017890No, just ryuukyoku with me only in tenpai. not the worst outcome though
>>532017209>dama for one turnRetards. Stop doing this.
>>5320173589p
why did you pon the 8p?
>>532017882thing to notice here is that this is a tonpuu sanma. noten paymen is a slightly bigger deal here. because of that - next round ended in an another noten then i got forced to push vs hag riichi and dealt into baiman.
i ended up folding with 9p - surviving since 3p deals into chiitoi dora 2. hag is also tenpai kokushi here waiting on east which is funny.
>>532016530Half-anons just lurk the IRC/thread without ever playing mahjong
>>532018427i had 3457889p + 11z, i ponned the 8p for temporary tenpai, hunting for improvements around 5p, 6p, 7p, 9p, and east draws. 8p was temporary tenpai to apply pressure.
Can sainthood be reached by maxing average win/average deal in score difference instead of win/deal in rate?
>>532018473>tonpuu sanmaIt's debatable whether or not it makes pushing ryuukyoku more or less valuable, because all deal-ins are now fatal.
>forced to pushYou always have a dealer turn left, so pushing iishanten (?) becomes much less valuable at very flat points.
>hag is also tenpai kokushi here waiting on eastGood example of how mawashi with honor pairs isn't that safe.
>>532016920Punch Laasti in the womb!
>>532017358I feel like ponning 8p at 7889p is never the answer even at 1-shanten. It prevents you from ponning ton too.
>>532019389Agreed.
t. sanma player
>>532018868>average win scoreOne of the worst metrics to strive for. Anyone with too high average win score is almost guaranteed to loop in Jade.
>average deal in scoreThis correlates very strongly with a low deal in rate, because these sorts of players only push against open hands they think are cheap. Minimizing this is one possible path to Celestial.
>>532016920I don't particularly care about the furiten or hte punish since it becomes a samenchan in that case
and i want to integrate the 5p
so 2m
FORGOT TO SING UP TO LEAGUE!!!!
>>532019772Thought it was getting too late to wait so I just went for it
>>532017358Go back to yonma and reclaim saint rank instead of bullying kids in silver sanma teach
This general is cooked fr
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>>532018868Probably the best metric of good play aside from actual placement stats is net win efficiency, which takes both winrate and deal-in rate plus the average value of each into account.
These are Nakabayashi's jade stats, by the way.
>>532020306>namesfuck off
>>532018705>>532019573I think Sanma Book 1 has already stressed the importance of getting tenpai ASAP, even with a bad wait, but I wouldn't pon 8p. The wait is so horrible that you wouldn't even riichi on that sort of kanchan with a suji trap.
It's much easier to call or draw a ryanmen by keeping iishanten.
>>532020013you got two weeks still
>>532020413Nah, I would absolutely call into tenpai, depending on the bakyou. You can call ton into tanki tenpai, draw 25679p into a better wait, or just win if your tile does happen to come out.
why do i feel like there will be a fall league this year
Has /mjg/ started practising for the upcoming sanma tourney?
>>532020906yes, see above
>>532020906I don't need to practice
>>532020906no I'm just going to force honitsu or kokushi every game and you're going to lose to it
>>532019717>>532020306is there anything about my stats that could indicate something particularly wrong about my playstyle?
>>532021267Detective get this nigga
>>532020906I got close to M2 and through a string of bad luck and poor decisions ended up back at baseline
>>532021267>15% deal-in rate
>>532021267>average rank: 2.5doesn't seem like enough games to judge
>>532021267Anon, you're supposed to have a 10% difference between win rate and deal-in rate...
You could also bump the call rate up a bit to be more standard (30-35%) but you can get to celestial with single digit call-rates.
>>532021267you're a deal in slut and you still win less hands than players with several percentage points lower deal in rate somehow
>>532020906Me training hard to continue to avoid playing sanma
>>532014305>>532014540I haven't showered in a month, I smell like a corpse encrusted in cum.
>>532021267Your low winrate and high average win score suggest you're being too greedy instead of settling for cheap hands when you have to.
Your deal-in rate is just too high. You probably need to fold better, but this also has to do with your greedy play. A hand you win is a hand you don't deal in with.
Estimated singups for the sanma tourney?
>>532021267This better not be gold room.
Sing me up for sanma tourney.
I play sanma all the time and I have yet to read SB1
>>532021267You deal-in too much basically, that should be your primary starting point. Your call rate is also a bit low, which might in turn reflect in a lower win rate but should usually also mean a lower deal-in rate.
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>>532020906Yeah I've been practising all right...
ranked memesura should be a thing
>>532022184At least your 4th place avoidance is good
>>532022213>fun thing>"hey let's minmax the fun out of it"why are rankedkeks like this?
>>532022348i just like knowing i'm better than others
Back in my day, even mentioning the word sanma would get you crucified. We should've gatekept mahjong even harder.
>play sanma
>still get fourth
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I haven't read RB1 are these good stats?
>>532022184You have what it takes for sanma saint.
>>532022681These are some of the worst stats i've seen. This is some celestial isn't it?
Is it some sort of joke that I don't get
are anon here seriously not showering at all?
>>532022928>European generalGuess
>>532020906I am playing like a retard in order to fit the sanma vibes (I am actually retarded so it's natural for me)
>>532022681>low-calling hag>also never damas and is a deal-in slut
>>532022928Germans shower twice a week
>>532022928Showering washes away your flow
>>532023006I am european...
evry person I know shower pretty regularly
>>532023080yeah, it's not pretty hard to figure out once you're there
>>532022443But the Japanese literally prefer sanma over yonma.
>>532023540This is an european general
>>532023540Japs have shit taste thoughbeit
>>532022401But what's the point of knowing you are better than others if you and others randomly rolled your stats before you were even born and there are plenty of people that don't care about the competition that would be better than you?
Also there are plenty of other people better than you anyway.
So what's the goal in your mindset?
>>532023838I'm not using EMA terms.
>>532021267>61% draw tenpai, 15% deal inyou're dealing in a lot but it's not very expensive so you probably do respect the riichi but not as much open hands. respect more open hands when your hand is very slow. even dealing into 2000-3900 is bad when your hand is unwinnable
>20% win 7189 avg 26% callcall more, cash your doras or just have better efficiency
>weebs would rather use transliterated japanese that they cant pronounce instead of comprehensive english translations
The future is now. Sanma is here to stay.
>>532024139wow forgive me for liking how "kanchan" and "penchan" roll off the tongue instead of
>>>>>>>>gutshot
sanma is only good when that one guy gets drunk on stream while playing it, otherwise it's a complete meme gamemode.
>>532021563>>532021838>>532022104Thanks! I tend to avoid calling but I've been trying to get more comfortable with opening my hand lately. I do push a little hard sometimes when opponents' hands don't look too threatening(which I sometimes misread) or i get too desperate the last 3 rounds. I'm not really sure about the moments I should have folded instead of pushing so maybe it's time to hit the >books. Which one is good for improving my push/fold judgement?
>>532024139Pung and chow aren't English translations. They're just transliterated Chinese.
>>532023980because there are some people that care
i want to be better than them, i don't care about you
go have fun
this is the same in any competition
I'm the only person here who prefers saying all simples over tanyao
>>532024139So true Jenn so true,here let me buy you another baseball cap as a substitute for reddit gold
>simple tiles
often more complicated than terminals
>>532024139i still have no idea what iipeikou is called in "english"
also, the names for most things make no sense, there are no "dragons," some terms are untranslatable, oya is not the dealer
we've had this discussion before, i don't care, go chow yourself
>>532024349The RB1 chapter on defence is probably the best thing you can read for a primer on that. This image is a summary of it.
I walked into /mjg/ the other day, expecting some intelligent mahjong discussion with anons.
But they were All Simples!
NOOO YOU HAVE TO SAY "HALF-SUJI" YOU CAN'T JUST CALL A TILE SUJI
Mahjong!
Reach!
No points hand!
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>>532024529But you'll never be better than plenty of people that care, are smarter, have more time than you, etc.
So what's the point?
Are you just competing to lose?
>>532024958Oooorrrrraaaaaaaaa looooooong suji haaiyaah
>>532025007I hate TileFaggot
>>532019235i'm final oya, so it's a different calculation. if i dont push, its easy to end up in a situation where any tsumo puts you into 3rd. (its what happened in the game later on)
>>532019573it doesnt because i can pon into 9p tanki kabe. it's not too bad, and i can still improve into nobetan/aryanman.
>>532020413see:
>>532020752it's a temporary tenpai which easily improves. 8p is not my final wait, but i just didn't draw any improvements. fast tenpai here is a big deal. 8p pon also happened in first row into tenpai, so its just bad luck.
>>532024126Thanks for the reply.
>you're dealing in a lot but it's not very expensive so you probably do respect the riichi but not as much open handsYeah, if most of the doras are in my hand or in the discard pool, I often push my 1shanten even relatively late into the round. I'll try dialing it down a bit.
>>532024774I don't think this is exactly what I need. My defense itself isn't too bad once I commit to folding but it seems my reasoning on when to fold is skewed
They day I found out that most woman only wash their hair twice a week was the moment I began to dislike them slightly more than I already do.
>>532024349Dealing with open hands and folding against them is one of the main pitfalls of the M1 loop. It's also pretty important to figure out what yaku they're going for to make folding/mawashi easier (as well as estimating their hand value to make sure your pushes are worth it)
I think RMS has a segment about them specifically that could be worth checking out
also last 3 rounds is a bit broad. You can still find good folds when in last place in S2, even S3 depending on the point situation. Especially if a renchan is likely, since the game will remain 'in place' after a renchan. Just being in last isn't a reason to shove everything unless you're nearing death by tsumo
>>532025219Ponning 8p isn't kabe for 7p, it's kabe for 9p. And 9p was already genbutsu so it's irrelevant.
>>532026030I thought she was supposed to die but I watched 3 seasons and she never did
>>532024139Poะฝ
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Pะธะธัะธ
Hัะฝัy
Taะฝััo
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>>532025882You can't wash long hair too often or it gets all straw-y and horrible
There are plenty of reasons to hate women but that's not one of them
>>532024139Right: half flush
Left: full flush
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Was bailing here a good idea or was I a massive pussy?
>>532026883It's not simply washing.
Shampoo more than once every 3 days will do that, but you still have to rinse once a day for general hygiene.
>>532025882I only wash mine once a week unless I do something that makes me sweat a bunch, it's a long hair thing not a woman thing
>>532027417>50k 1st in s3>shonpai hakufolding is the way
>>532027417There's no reason for you to push here.
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>>532025882No wonder you're balding
>>5320278749m for now, try to draw 5m dora or get ittsu.
>>532027874Punch panda in the womb!
>>532027417You were a massive pussy. Only way haku backfires is if kamicha dealer was waiting on it, otherwise you would rather deal into the other two player in order to cuck kamicha out of dealer and for you to get dealer.
>>532027417On houtei? No.
When you drew the haku? Yes.
>>532028183>only 2 visible dora>houtei>2 open hands with chanta/atozuke blocks>dealer is obviously in tenpaiyeaaaah
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>>532017207tweet literally vanished as i was trying to look at the replies
>>532028183That's retarded. Yeah, you're fine if you deal into toimen or shimocha, but if dealer rons you, you can turn a won game into a fight for first place.
>>532017207>This account doesnโt exist
>>532017207heh, they finally found "that"
>kamicha
>shimocha
>toimen
>suddenly dealer
Why can't we say Oya like normal people?
It's not poker or blackjack with a croupier, players do everything themselves.
>>532029617I use the interchangeably with no actual logic behind which one in which situations
>>532029872My pulsating papa stick.
>>532029852MY HAND ISN'T READY YET
You must construct additional triplets
How do you say Pinfu in english
>>532025219I still disagree. Sticky acceptance is great with your old iishanten (any upper pinzu is tenpai, any lower pinzu is better iishanten), and win rate on just one readable out is so abyssmal that pros can agree it's one of the few situations where you can break tenpai.
You already plan to call into a "real" tenpai later, so you can just delay that call.
>8p pon also happened in first rowEven more reason to delay, you have several turns before the average first riichi and it makes ton easier to come out.
>if i dont push, its easy to end up in a situation where any tsumo puts you into 3rdNot at all, you have no idea what can happen in E2-2. That 1000 point deficit is nothing at all to make up, when it's just as easy for both kami and toi to tsumo mangans.
Even in a potential close orasu last place, bots don't think it's a big deal in sanma. 33% win rate means it's easy to snipe a quick win to get out of there.
At the very least, that's a much better scenario than thowing live middle dora into a possible honitsu, with 11(!!!)/12 suji intervals out. The deal in rate on 3p must exceed 33%.
>>532030192no bonus points hand, obviously
KAAAAN
DORA 47s FOR EVERYNYAAAAN
>>532030192Worthless piece of shit
>>532025956Thanks, I'll give rms a try
Shouldn't it be "sin fu" in EMA rules
Reach only 1000 points sticks
>Ready hand bet
>One shot
>All sequences
>All inside
>Mixed sequences
Limit hand, 12,000 points.
>>532030397I will Fu you with my Pin if you catch my drift :^)
>>532030214Adding onto this, I checked Unimaru's push-fold chart for sanma and not even yakuman tenpai would be worth pushing at this suji count.
How do we have this much sanma theorycrafting in the thread?
Are buttbuddy and co autistic?
>>532031032>noooo don't talk about mahjong I'm going insaneThis is how you sound
>>532031180Ako is a whore
>>532031032>math adjacent anime game from japan>attracts autistscolor me surprised
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>>532031032You're unhappy about mahjong discussion on the mahjong general?
>>532031314There is already a joker tile
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>>532031314It was society's fault I dealt into that 5 joker hand?
Isn't it the suggested queue time right now? Where did everyone go?
>>532031386>sanma>mahjong
Captain give up, sanma will never be a thing
>angry about on topic talk
>doesn't play the game instead
Ah yes, the average /vg/ general.
>>5320313366p is kabesuji, and 3p recently passed, making it potential nakasuji.
But that's still not enough to risk anything at nomi chiitoi iishanten against obvious tenpai dealer haneman, cut 9s and fold as hard as possible from now.
>>532031696>>532031769You'll see. Just you wait.
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>>532032523>dama kokushisoulless
>>532032523You can't say this isn't your fault
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you just know when these guys play in your table that they'll either go negative in east round or luckshit out the ass, fucking you over specifically
>>532031336>>532032523Damn now THIS is a wwyd
nametroon ACKing rn
>>532032949How do you play over 1000 hours of mahjong and still not know how to fold?
I don't like the possibility that I might also never improve at mahjong by just playing more.
>>532032523Told you to cut the 9s bro
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>>532032949You WILL deal into my luckshit sanbaiman hell wait and you will like it!
>>532033115They're Chinese
Joker sanma with nukidora flowers when
>>532033025There is nothing in those posts that stops detectives from looking them up though? It's the exact same contents as the screenshots, how is it supposed to make a difference?
>>532033497the drawer could simply change one or two tiles in the pool to make it impossible to match
You guys could tell what the tiles were? Even if I don't need wheels, some of those scribbles were hard to make out.
JKใ ใฃใฆ้บป้ใใใ
>>532033025Cat player in Jade, toimen is hag(?), kamicha is hat(?). No idea about shimo.
>>532033337But I'm Chinese.
>>532033913My condolences
>>532033913Do you have over 10k silver room tonpuus?
>>532033840Characters are probably random, hats aren't that common. He just drew her because she's easy to draw recognizably.
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>>532032523that's a chombo
https://futabaforest.net/b/src/1753020869176.png
>>532034057Anon, toimen has a triplet of hatsu, those discarded are chun.
>>532034057That's a hatsu pon on toimen.
>>532034057The pon is nans.
>>532034057Top left is hatsu retard
>>532032949>he won with 80k+ pointsas usual
>>532034087>even nips are posting slopgrim
>>532034087My favorite game, Tkino Sanu
>>532034272The 2ch nips are making edits with my AI Steve slop even
Is nametroon combing through all the recent jade kokushis in amae now?
Is that why it's taking so long?
What a loser lmao
I wish I bought a trackball instead of a mouse
>>532035101Sleeping timeslot to be accounted.
I only buy laptops with a trackpoint
You do realise he's doing it for attention, right?
Report him for trolling/doxxing/whatever and move on
Who am I kidding? This general has the emotional intelligence of a highschool girl who self identifies as toast
Just use a keyboard, mouse hand belongs on your dick
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>>532035659Oh, I love toast!
>check old team chat
It's over
>>532035659Doing that is too much for them
>>532035659Yuzu wouldn't say that.
For me it's the little nippley things you got on old thinkpads
Until they start drifting, fuck is that annoying
>>532035659Slit your throat LordOfTroons
>Memesura is out of rotation
>>532035659>announcing reports
>>532035659Here's why reporting likely doesn't do anything:
>autojanny bans the offender>offender switches connection>back to nametrooning
What if there's more than one guy?
It's probably the rcshill again
>/mjg/'s biggest enemy:
>a guy who posts your publicly available username that you submit to tourneys and share with other anons
You don't know how good you have it.
Why am I getting >named now? I don't even do anything
>>532036524Honestly I'm surprised he's so dedicated to stalking in a pointless matter.
Like everyone knows who's posting the WWYDs, and if characters, room, etc. are hidden, who cares?
But he has to go the extra mile to let everyone know who's a helpful member of the general, engaging in playing the game.
It's kind of nice, in a very annoying way.
Simply walk away from the computer. Simply close your eyes.
>>532036524The >names taboo isn't about keeping people from knowing your username, it's about preventing nametroon drama from taking over the thread. The fact that nametroon drama is taking over the thread right now vindicates the taboo.
>assume every post in /mjg/ that I dislike is one guy samefagging
>this makes the thread's quality improve 10000% in my head, because it means that only 1% of all anons in /mjg/ are of poor quality
HAHAHAHHAHA, YOUR TROLLING HOLDS NO POWER AGAINST MY SUBJECTIVSM
Why is nobody making friendlies?
I'm tired of losing points
I always assume that I'm talking to about 5 guys who are exactly as autistic as me.
What does fukukitaru mean?
>>532036941Q for memesura
>>532036941No more kokos. It instantly gets you named these days.
>>531921094
>>532036954lol fuck is this nonsense
>anon joins the IRC to talk about league but they're all playing shadowverse
Just stick with us anon
>>532037121And why is that even an issue?
>>532036816>assume every post in /mjg/ that I dislike is one guy samefagging>janny mass delete confirms my schizophrenic delusions multiple timesI'm starting to think I'm not schizophrenic and am actually noticing patterns
Nukitashi was fun up to the point where EVERY main heroine of the route goes "Reverse NTR with the antagonist? You guys can fuck and I'll just watch"
>>532037079good fortune comes
>>532037079It means fortune... comes... wait a minute...
>>532037461I don't really get the scenario from the way you desribed it. elaborate.
>>532035659uwaaah chikoku chikokuuuu!
The only thing I liked about nukitashi were the VN openings. They were pretty dope. Also, it was like 10 years ago, why did it get an adaptation now
>>532037869obviously yes and i don't care that you dealt into quintuple yakuman because of it
>>532037869Punch Laasti in the womb!
>>532037990English version and Nukitashi 2 came out like 2 years ago
>>532038185I'm a JOP, I don't follow translation progress really.
>>532037990Anime is quickly reaching creative bankruptcy the same way hollywood did a long time ago.
>>5320379901 was only 7 years ago and there's 2/Henpri character cameos in the show
>>532038291From the looks of it you also didn't hear about Nukitashi 2 thoughbeit
>>532037869South3, any win get first place and you don't want to deal in and get fourth if oya riichi, dama.
>>532037990>10 years agochrist, that's older than some people here
>the two celestials leaving emotes in eachothers profiles after throne games
T-that's so cute...
>>532037869yeah, put pressure on toimen and shimo
>>532038343nukitashi 2 is 2019, it's 2025 already, you know?
>>532038294Anime hasn't been good since like 2017.
>>532038884That was your 18th birthday?
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>>532038045>>532038353>>532038610I thought it's probably a bot dama with these scores and round, but I just felt like slamming myself
If I win this, 1st looking very likely - bit less so if it's 'just' 3900 off toimen/kami
MAKA 52 dama 45 riichi
>>532039071Which is an adaptation.
>>532038852>it's 2025 already
Every riichi is an instariichi if you're not a lucklet. Just ippatsumo.
>>532038852Do we pretend the remaster doesn't exist now or something? lol
It even had its own threads on /jp/ 2 years ago
>>532039135That's what anime are most of the times, yes.
I stopped watching anime shortly after 9/11
>riichi first
>deal in to chase
>chase so opponent can deal in
>he tsumos
when is it my turn to "get lucky?"
>>532038852>it's 2025 alreadyplease stop reminding me it isn't 2012 anymore
>>532039363why does everyone (including me) still live in 2012-2014?
what happened back then?
>>532038884Anime peaked in 2011 and has been going slowly downhill ever since. It stopped being good altogether around the mid 10s.
What do you mean, it's 2004, I'm going out to the mall to pick up a copy of VTMB and WoW.
>>532039582it was the last time anyone still had hope for anything
>oldfags think anime sucks now because they arent producing as much pedophile moeshit
>>532039743this but unironically
Majsoul Friends Room 98892(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=98892
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>>532039743>>532039801I didn't post pedophile moeshit though.
40 year olds are posting on /mjg/ as we speak.
If you make in-game decisions based on โwhat would the bot do?โ you truly have lost your mahjong soul โฆ
>>532039743There's more pedophile moeshit than ever though. 99% of the isekai slop has naked girls of all ages having sex on screen, and you have to wonder why it's not classified as porn. Back in my day, a little handholding or some glowy boobs from Gundam SEED was the best you got.
>>532040074Nobody actually does this thoughbeit
>when the moment is proustian
>>532040074There is no truth in flesh,
Only betrayal,
There is no strength in flesh,
Only weakness,
There is no constancy in flesh,
Only decay,
There is no certainty in flesh but death.
>>532040123>99% of the isekai slop has naked girls of all ages having sex on screenIt's disgusting and I say this as an avid eroge reader. There was always a clear barrier between what was allowed and what was not allowed. You don't want beams of light? Buy the BDs. You want an entire episode with such content? There's an OVA. We lost something by allowing them to add Riichi City-tier content to every anime.
>>532040514Got a call and need to leave
At least I know how the namefag gets his names in a friendly now
>>532039846ROOM STARTED WITHOUT THE HOST
HIJACK ROOM
Why did shadowverse and horse slop come back in the same year
>>532039743For me, it's Nyx getting raped by her staff.
>>532040719To kill mahjong for good.
Please queue before limitless goes away forever again
>>532041569you know it's in friendlies now, right
>>532041569will the tournament just disappear or what happens?
>>532041657You don't get cheevos in friendlies
I can't find the files for the central point zone in the folder, where is it?
>>532041569It's just going away from weekly rotation, it'll be back in two months. The tourney will live on.
>>532040550I remember when the idol girl in Valvrave got raped on screen on the first season finale in like 2014 or whatever, pearls were clutched and everybody was freaking out because omg sex on TV. That was considered egregious, and over the line. Blahblahblah.
Now a lot of series just have that shit every episode. And it's not even good.
>>532041738Cheevos aren't enabled for tournaments though...
>>532041812>Now a lot of series just have that shit every episode.Any examples? I want to check for myself how bad they are.
Well, goodbye weekly limitless memesura. I played like over 60 games, did the yakumeme achievements in the new category, filled the mangan/baiman/haneman achievements like a lot and only got one (1) sanbaiman. I guess I'll fill it in another mode.
See you again in two months!
>>532030214I think you are completely off base on the skip. You can just compare the acceptance.
If you skip: you're tenpai on 6789p and 1z draws.
6/9p draws result on a wait on 7p (though 6p can improve easily)
8p is dead if you skip pon, so you'd be stuck on a east wait.
1z is a 1 tile wait on 8p intially, same as other, with similar improvements.
So your practical acceptance if you skip pon is 5 tiles - 3x 7p (tsumo), and 2x east (tanki). This is horrible 1-shanten even for sanma standards.
Comparatively, if you pon:
2p/5p have lots of ryanmen improvements, and result on a 4 tile tenpai directly.
6p is a sanmenchan
7p/9p are shanpons
8p is tsumo/ron.
1z is tanki (kabe, plus can improve)
Quickly doing math: We're comparing 5 tile 1-shanten to 14 tile 1-shanten. They're not even in the same ballpark in terms of speed.
Adding to this, with all these middle souzu cuts into a 8p cut, you can safely assume atleast 1 copy of 7p (likely 2) in Jyanshi 2 hand.
With such a big difference, I cannot understand a skip here.
>>532042849just plug it in bigcoach and see what it says
>>532042910supports hanchan only. tried it.
Some fresh names in the 4th avoidance tourney โฆ
It's silver room, it's not that deep bwo
>>532042849I suppose i forgot 2z draw aswell, which is an another 3 tiles of acceptance for a 8:14 comparison which is a lot better.
Still, I think my point stands especially since I can also win on 8p directly as an inbetween step.
Why did one of the anons on my friends list change their name
>>532043984One? I see three
>>532043457I posted it in the official discord
don't hold on to muda things
gg idk what room that was
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>>532039846I hate steve
ggs nya
>>532043457Seeing a name that occasionally shows up in friendlies suddenly appear on a tourney sheet is a nice surprise
>>532044148Thanks Eternal_Blizzard
>>532044541but that's mario...
>>532039846>100 points gyakutenggs, I hate shiitoi
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>>532044613you're a fraud detective all along
Contamination ocd fucking sucks. Have to look after my friend's dog for a few days and I'm tired 9f washing hands every 10 minutes. Mahjong
I wash my hands once a week
STOP having fun
Mahjong is NOT supposed to be fun
>>532045659FUN
Not f-fuck...
I'll be fr dawg y'all niggas deadass ain't funny.
>>532045736Just tell your friend that you're retarded or whatever and that you can't watch his dog
I'm gonna put you in a body bag frfr
Sorry, /mjg/, but I can't stick around anymore. the general has changed and I don't like it here anymore. I am going to be a league only tourist and maybe join a tourney or two. See ya guys around next time.
>>532045949FOH FAFO GTFO SYBAU ISTG IYKYK
>>532046125See you after summer camp
>>532046125See you tomorrow
>>532045819Do you like getting sick?
>>532046125Why would you only visit the general during the worst times of year? Just cut and run completely, you'll be better for it
>>532046250In the performing arts, the front of house (FOH) is the part of a performance venue that is open to the public. In theatres and live music venues, it consists of the auditorium, and foyers, as opposed to the front stage and backstage areas.
>>532046405Because league is fun with the team but some of these new posters who are still around after league are not
>>532046564>Because league is funWhen you're on a team that posts in this general year round. League tourists make league worse.
silence...anti league tourist schizo...
Hey cuties!
I need to borrow three of you again!
I promise you will be returned unharmed.
Come have fun!
Majsoul Friends Room 12015(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=12015
>>532047236long time no see silence... anon, how is life treating you?
/jong/ room or cuties room
you are not allowed to kill yourself
>>5320479290 and I am allowed to kill myself
>>532047929I've played with that hag before he switched accounts. I'd join the cuties room.
>>532047929evens jong room
odds cuties room
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>>532048129>before he switched accounts
>>532048170you cant do that i said you couldnt
>>532042849You lied, this isn't a 1st row pon. Now you can already assume ton won't come and you need tenpai at all cost, because turn 8 is technically late game.
I did forget about the 2p draw though.
>>532047929I will kill everyone else involved and then myself
>>532048250But the roll says I should
>>5320473453/4
We are looking for one more anon.
Don't make me use force!
COME!
>>532047929The cuties room because I like seeing the hag beach outfit.
>>532048358I just got done eating a roll cake, which means that I have authority over all things roll. I have no idea what you're even talking about, but I side with the other anon.
>>532047345Still 3/4.
Fine, you've called my bluff.
I can't beat any of you up to make you join.
So maybe just join because you want to play mahjong?
Pretty please.
>making rooms during dead hours
Just play ranked. That's my only option.
>>532050089I have anons waiting with me.
This is no time to give up.
>>532050089But it's not yuropoor hours anymore?
>>532047345We've done it!
We are full.
Enjoy the game friends!
>>532010548 (OP)I wanna suck those toes ( I dont play this game btw)
>>532050743silence... jane3
>>532050949Why did you not answer my question :<
>>532051136There was no question mark
>>532051412But there was? What's more I didn't put question mark this time yet you answered
Big fat liar.
>>532051852Because you started your sentence with Why which automatically makes it a question
>>532052328And the other question had a proper question mark yet you ignored me
Two can play this game baka >.>
>>532047345ggs, thanks for the room.
>>532047345Thanks for coming anons!
And also for waiting with me.
Fun games.
ggs!
>>532047345GGs. Total bun correction for the first game.
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Good tourney.
>>532056828>file namethe scores are the biggest giveaway because they also show up on amae koromo and those are what you should be censoring
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>>532056828>>532056890>>532057093>>5320581829p of course. Can you guys not read the wall?
>>532058621Doesn't really matter, you'll cut them all in the next 3-4 turns anyway. Couldn't give less fucks about these early discards
I did something in Sanma!
>>532058961That is why you are weak you should plan your hand from turn 1.
>>532059173I just told you my plan - it doesn't involve 1s, 9p, sha and most likely not even haku or hatsu. As for what order I discard them in, it's rather irrelevant.
>>532059110Nice one Fenou
>>532059110https://files.catbox.moe/1xy1op.webm
>>532059706her voice is like music to my ears
>>532059706her voice is like nails on chalkboard
The three kingdoms 2010 stream will be up in 12 minutes if anyone cares or doesn't know about it at gentlemenofthekan.
>>532060254How many people on average are still watching?
>>532059110Q sanma in :x1
>>5320603687, due to hosting during mid burger hours.
Somebody asked how often I see miracles in all last. Yeah, every fucking time I need one to not happen.
>>532060779Sanmenchanbros...
>>532059706it's one of those doctored logs isn't it
>>532061087That's just an average game of sanma, I don't know what you're talking about
>>532060779>>532060981should dama for winrate because you're not getting 2nd, so just try to secure 3rd
I'd probably still push there anyway since if toimen wins we're fucked and it's a genbutsu wait now, so just unlucky
How I feel watching my fucking sanmenchan deal in
for me? it's dealing in to the 15% deal in rate looper retard who's one 4th place away from going back to the gold room but had to luckshit one more time before his departure
>>532064231the classic episode of the retard luckshitting, pushing and canceling your big hands and then slowly feeding the points to the other two instead
I got into Mahjong because I played it by chance and hated it and wanted to get good at it in order to "prove" that it's shit.
>deal-in rate 13.5%
am i a deal-in slut?
>>532065145Pretty normal โฆ but could be lower
>>532064980Hundreds of anons before you already proved it, no reason to keep going.
>>532065203I've got a 25% win rate on the other hand...
>>532065145on the border, might want to lower that unless your playstyle is super aggro and it reflects in the winrate
i cant sleep would anyone care for a friendly
>>532065971Sure. I can do 1 hanchan
Majsoul Friends Room 21616(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=21616
ok here it is, standard rules
room theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT2ofudB9R8
>log in
>go to Jukebox
>request Bakushin
>log out
>>532067018started! thank you for joining
My neck pain is getting better, but still hurt.
my recent neck pain is unchanged
I'm glad that mahjong has variance so we will never end up enginefagging like Chess.
For me, its my lower back pain. 6 years of minor chronic back pain
Mahjong doesn't have variance if you know how to cheat.
for me, it's my bad knee and back pain
Majsoul Friends Room 38721(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=38721
Chronic shoulder pain on the side that I sleep on for me
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My 5 years of manual labor did a number on my legs. I quit last month, but today I was in agony just standing and kneeling in church.
I do manual labor every day and my body is fine
For me it's the inevitability of me suffering from the same issues like these anons in the future
>>532069649Your legs can be enhanced, just wait a bit longer
Are Japs really that stuck up about parlor etiquette? Don't they go there to have fun?
>>532070592They are indeed
Also mahjong for money is degenerate gambling in Japan so chances are your opponents arenโt having fun
>>532070592Did you see how mad the guy was when the frog made an illegal pon in WRC? He was yelling out hasen and looked super pissed when the frog only got a dead hand
>>532070894Isn't the standard rate like 100 yen for 1000 points?
>>532071046tourney chombos aren't reverse mangans but a flat uma penalty
>>532067018GG best I can do is one game
>>532067018egao egao
thanks for the game
>>532067018What an end.
ggs!
>>532069649You must have sinned a lot.
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>>532068260you can still copebot with variance but mahjong is so complicated and chaotic that the bots aren't god unlike backgammon which they're almost there.
Does /mjg/ play Scrabble? It's got randomness, complex rules, and deep strategy, just like mahjong.
>>532071895It was on the Abema stream I dunno if anyone has the vods for that
>>532073152>neThat's not fucking valid.
Majsoul Steve Room 71562(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=71562
I'm at work, I can't join the Steve room
For me it's snakes and ladders
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>>532073385You clearly haven't tried competitive Scrabble. Pic related is the bare minimum to memorize.
Today Mahjong made me so angry that, for the first time, I hit my desk hard enough to scare my dogs.
>>532073610If I played ranked I would have a lot of holes in my wall
>>532073595>competitive scrabble>it's just memorizing a bunch of made-up words and collectively pretending they're real
Anons, find ways to relief your anger without hurting yourself!
>>532073152Yes
Memorizing the two letter words is enough to beat anyone who hasnโt
>>532073610Mahjong made me flip over my sofa once
>>5320734531/4
Non-Steves allowed
>another room has hit the dead hours
>>532073967Post it in 2 hours and I'll join
>>532073610I can't even get mad at mahjong anymore, this must be good for my mentaru.
>>532073610I did this a couple of times 5 months ago. I never felt this mad over a video game in the past 11 years.
When are the new skins being released?
Instead of summer camp you guys should go to anger management camp
>>532075285It's the same thing, now I can throttle you and manage my anger when you dama me in real life
>>532073610https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeSzdEah7tE&t=8043s
My life will amount to nothing, and I will be happy.
Mahjong.
>>532073385Where the fuck do you see ne.
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Mortalwhisperers, explain?
>>532073385new is a word anon
>>532076572https://scrabblewordfinder.org/dictionary/ne
>>532076576mortals collude against you
>>532076572Youโve got the makings of a varsity Scrabble champion in you.
>>532076748I understand Neon, but the other two definitions...
We've raided /uma/??? When did this happen
>>532076578You don't know how to play Scrabble, anon.
>>5320765761s looks very safe, but toimen has shiitoi so it doesn't matter
>>532076926It's an abbreviation for northeast and Nebraska, in the same was as it's an abbreviation for neon.
They're all stupid though. If nothing else, Nebraska is a proper noun and therefore not supposed to count, isn't it?
>>532076748By that logic, every single thing here is a word.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>532077145But then 5s is an actual safe tile and forms a kabe against the upper souzu.
>>532076576explain what? safest tile it has
>>532077427Finally starting Cinderalla Gray after watching the kino the was Beginning of a New Era
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>>532077159I meant as in I'm ok with that first definition, it's not unusual to write Fe, Mg, Ca, etc in a text. But states are usually written full out, same for the cardinal directions, only in very specific contexts, theyโre abbreviated.
>>5320773720s isn't safe against you and is a bonus han, so 1s take priority and ironically deals in.
collab WHEN
i can't take it anymore i want frieren
>>532077427Oguri cap is so cool, too bad her figures suck
>>532077713>>532077372Actually 8s is kabe too, so 67s are pretty safe bets I think. They can only deal into me or anyone else with shanpon/tanki while 1s can technically be ryanmen wait for me.
>>532077923Can but is unlikely due to 2s 3s tsumogiri early.
>>532077818>frierenIt will be a skin collab just like the sanrio collab.
>>532078071killing myself if true
>>532077818After Ika musume collab
Why isn't nigger a valid scrabble word
>>532073453Ill be back in 3 min
>>532077818its kanokari, panda and twins seiyuu
>>532077818After the desu collab.
>>532077923>>532078053Plus defense against you isn't the main priority
>>532078071Imagine if the cripple got a sought-after collab skin the general would explode. I don't know why but during last league hotwheels got the most hate out of every character. I don't get it
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>>532078727>during last league hotwheels got the most hate out of every characterhuh I didn't notice
>>532077818>unironically wanting frieren the plebbit
>>532079373she hates (((demons))) just like me
>>532079373>he says as he posts Roger the Discord
>kaguya the reddit: love is reddit
>>532079473>juxtaposing fantasy on realityFrieren's world-building is lost on you.
>>532073385from my copy of the Official Scrabble Players Dictionary
>>532079657Frieren only works because you can juxtapose it on reality. It's not about how elves live forever; it's about how you live forever. You find it relatable because you can visit your hometown and see that the local pizza place that used to be near your home has now been replaced with a seedy looking liquor store and you just kind of stop and sigh and say "damn" before moving on with your day.
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>Limited-time rate up A-37
>playing jrpg
>story drags the fuck on despite being 50+ hours in
>all endgame monsters are recycled with the only difference being the color palettes
They all do this, every single one.
I hope you guys don't unironically play Japanese games besides mahjong
>can finally override tap effects on backgrounds
>show waits will show tiles left
The euro telly streamers will get mad
>>532080803And retards like you keep buying them, so why should they change the formula?
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>>532081254I'm playing SMT4 right now.
>>532081254mahjong is chinese thoughbeit
>>532081254I'm playing Dolls Nest
>>532080026Unfortunately, itโs just shonenslop after the 2 episodes where they evoke that feeling you described.
>>532073453gg thanks for joining
>>532073453gg that happen when you dont let me win my hands
>>532073453GGs, thanks for the SteveGOD room.
By the blood contract, I summon thee unto this world.
Your h*rse chuuni will never be as cool as Steve.
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Can you guys stop shitposting in our sub?
Ron! Ishodeshishoshisoshodshodsho!
>>532083510I don't like it when Steve rons me. Please shut up and take my points you dumb whore
>>532083510Steve-sama, I surrender
Riichi- wait OH NO NONONONON WRONG TILE OH NONONO STEVEBROS THE SANSHOKU NONONONONONONONO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING WHAT THE FUCK
Ron. Seigi no tobacco uteyo!
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Tsumo! Dota!
>"Oh my God, I really hope someone doesn't fuck my sweet, tight pussy and bend me over the table fucking me so hard when my feet can't even touch the ground. Only a heartless monster would press their large body against mine, pressing my petite underaged chest against the mahjong table and thrust away like a wild beast. That sort is definitely the worst, especially when choke me with their big strong hands until I pass out when they cum inside and leave me broken and discarded with cum leaking out of my unconscious body. Sure hope that doesn't happen, haha..."
Tsumo yo, oboeta kashira?
>>532084548Florg would say this
>>532082912Where are the emote rips?
I dama'd in my teams friendly and now I'm a pariah
Why did my 6-tile 1-shanten take so long to reach tenpai? Aaah.
>>532043984to announce my transition
I dama'd at the summer camp and now I'm bleeding out in some east european forest
I'm fearing the worst that can happen at the summer camp
Is there a single piece of bad advice in Riichi Book 1 ?
>>532088296recommending tenhou
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>>532088296Learning mahjong.
>>532088218A black person shows up.
>>532088218Steve shows up.
I put one of those gamble streamer loss compilations on in the background and it makes it much easier to be confident while folding.
>>532088218A polish guy shows up
>>532089173none of you are actually black, right?
We play mahjong, that's worse than being black
I'm black too. I thought I was the only one.
Damn, guys. I was just kidding. You don't have to abandon the thread just because there was allegedly a black person in it.
mortal doesn't give a fuck
Alert. Alert. /mjg/ has fully reclined.
My body is black but my heart is Japanese
>>532093176This but unironically.
>>532091995It wouldn't make sense if kamicha has hatsu since you already cut it and he tsumogiri'd since then.
It's true mortal hardly cares about this stuff though
Hate Fuji
Hate Anju
Hate Steve
Hate Hannah
Simple as
Love Momo
Love Haruna
Simple as
>>532095140>more commentator tipsnow I won't be able to laugh at them for missing dead waits
>>532095140ah good, counting the tiles left was a bit of a pain
I'm the greatest small-time shitposter of emjyge
big bait posts that get tons of replies or derail the thread? not my thing
but posting the exact same sentence as the post above one second later with one changed word and a gay innuendo is my bread and butter
>>532096694I do the same thing.
>>532024760I don't think I've heard an english person call them "sangenpai" it's almost always either "dragons," or chun/haku/hatsu, or just honor tiles
>>532095140>>532096652>now have to contribute more than simply counting tiles left after a riichi
Mahjong Soul characters who are most likely to scream racial slurs and flip everybody off when they lose a match?
Mahjong Soul characters who are most likely to say the n-word
>>532097932Chihori is a nice lady.
>>532088487tips nashi, training wheels nashi is good for you thoughbeit
>>532097751the 'biki screams racial slurs but only does it for content
>>532098235you can't just say thoughbeit
>turn on "power saver" mode
>it just limits the FPS to half of the refresh rate of the screen
>game still runs like shit even though it's only a handful of pngs and a bunch of 3d cubes on screen at any point during a match
>>532098341I looked for Hungarian inflation porn the other day for a Xenia project and found this instead
>>532098816Damn, s*** made it all the way up there? I remember playing friendlies with him.
>>532098816He dies on tsumo anyway no? Might as well.
>>532098816>zero manzu discards except one 2mHahaha, ouch.
>>532099561Don't look up p*n*s size statistics for Europe
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>>532100859Feels good being 5cm above the avg.
>>532100859Impressive, very nice. Now let's see France's statistics excluding individuals from african origins.
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How do you respond without spilling any spaghetti.
>>532100859You do realize that all these graphs are pure bullshit, right? I mean, in order for them to actually get this data, they would need to either view the penises of a decent chunk of the population or rely on self-reports. We know they're not asking people to come forward to their labs and drop their pants, and I don't think I need to explain the problem with self reports to you. In fact, when's the last time you've been given a survey that asked you about your penis size? Probably never. In my nearly 30 years of living, I've never met anyone who's gotten one and I never got one myself. It's all smoke and mirrors.
>>532101539Stop coping and accept French hegemony
>>532100859Suddenly I feel blessed.
Talking about waking up, I tried watching all of the fast and furious franchise, the first 5 movies are perfect spic kino with a good ending but what ruined them wasn't the wacky scripts it was the fucking Rock. Fell asleep watching the sixth movie, mahjong even.
I'm thinking about streaming a movie, maybe.
>>532102818Dwayne Johnson only knows how to act like Dwayne.
>>532103409Many such cases. But is also the director fault
>>532076082The fucking force behind that throw holy shit
>>532103409I liked him in that one famous movie with Travolta and Uma Thurman, be cool.
>>532076082why do i find these sounds so oddly satisfying
Regular Asura is fun as well.
>>532103614The rock plays in fucking pulp fiction?
>>532105428No, the movie is called "be cool" it's not famous actually.
>>532076082It's always the chiitoi honitsu honroutou man. That yaku combo is cursed.
>>532105469you bamboozled me.
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>>532106251you don't deserve it, /mjg/ dies here
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