Last Light Edition

>Upcoming Servers
Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, TBC as design base and Wrath client) - Launch date 26th of July
WotLK5Man - https://wotlk5.com/ August 8th

>Released Servers
Azerotica - https://azerotica.net
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en
Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, pre-patch and WoD areas in near future)
Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)
Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)

>Guilds
<Full Moon Company> - Turtle, crossfaction, whisper anyone

>Epoch
Addons:
https://warperia.com/project-epoch-addons/
https://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddOns

>Turtle
Vanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)
Curated list of addons that should work in Turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app

>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
https://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX

POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIE POCHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I WANNA STAB HORDE NIGGERS WANNA SKULLFUCK THEM I WANT BLOOD AND I WANT HORDE NIGGER BLOOD I'LL CRUSH YOUR BABY ORC NIGGERS HEAD WITH MY BOOT IN FRONT OF YOUR HORDE MUDHUT NOSHOE NIGGER EYES YOU FILTHY BEASTS I'LL GUT YOU SLOWLY, PREMED SLICE AND DICE SHADOWSTEP CHEAP SHOT KIDNEY GOUGE VANISH CHEAP SHOT KIDNEY CLOAK OF SHADOWS DEADLY THROW BLIND SHADOWSTEP GOUGE EVISERATE EVISCERATE EVISCERATE EVISCERAAAAATTTEEE MY DAGGER INTO YOUR HORDE NIGGER NECK!!!! STAB STAB STAB STABBBBBB!!!!

So what's the Epoch's actual guild name gonna be? Need to know what kind fo themed name to make for it

>>532172869
<Pochie Pals>

>>532172869
no, you really don't

>>532172850
based
>>532172869
<Pochie Pals And Trans Gals >

>>532172869
<Pochie Pals N Trans Gals>.

Sylma has already reserved the name with Ktotes, she always knows how to warm up to server owners somehow.

>>532172869
I will actually play and join if it is <PLAP>

>>532172942
if you join the guild you get instabanned by gms btw
they monitor this thread

<SORRY FOR WHAT> is recruiting on EPOCH, rules:
>you will not be ashamed of the size of your dick (specially when it's such good size and all)
>you will pull on it so hard it will rip the skin
>you will be happy to teach your guildmates how to not rip the skin by using someone elses mouth

>>532172869
<Pochie the Rock>

STOP DDOSING TURTLEWOW YOU CHUDS

>>532172869
no guilds, just an anon chat channel
pw: the usual

Will Epoch have good polearm progression?

>>532172869
<Pochie Pals and Trans Gals> won the poll on the FMC discord

>>532173107
I CANT HELP IT

>>532172869
<Pochie Pals n Trans Gals>
<Smooth>
<four chins>
<PLAP>

>3 more zones to explore as you make your way to level 60!
but...everyone is level 60

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gy_3Dy5nXE

>>532173419
Hopefully, and fist weapons would be really cool for shaman

>>532173618
Woah... 3 more zones to get my mobs stolen by HCiggers? Is this... the power of turtle!?

POCHIE <3

>>532173618
>Veteran Turtlers have to delete characters to experience the power of 1.18

>>532173825
did you just copy paste my comment from like 10 threads ago

>Still no screenshots of a Deadmines clear on Azerotica
wtf are you guys even doing?

>>532174015
im a gooner not an autist anon

>>532173618
>turtle gets some fat, ugly neckbeard e-celeb to shill their slop
epoch sisters just keep on winning

>>532173050
+1 for <PLAP>
short, sweet, relevant

>>532173950
Can just make another account really, half the people multibox

>>532172869
Azerotica

>>532174030
I tried but I couldn't find anyone to do RFC with

So is Azerotica 3.3.5 or what? Will I be able to play a DK? Why is Epoch not having new races or classes? What's wrong with pserver niggers that refuse to add fun content to the game and instead want to run MC for 6 months nonstop

>>532174615
unironically they think they can do better than golden age blizzard.

Sometimes i fart and it (doesn't) smell. I prefer when it does

>>532174615
>DK
meme class
>new races
who fucking cares
>new classes
too hard

>>532174884
Try eating a lot of cabbage. Sauerkraut is good.

>>532173618
It's actually interesting, still playing on Epoch but might roll a new character just for this once it's out

>>532175067
kys

Man the Epoch admin is such an insufferable faggot who thinks he's the savior of world of warcraft.
Unironically, the leadership of Epoch will end up killing the server, kinda like what Blizzard did to their own game.

tick tock, turdles

>>532175497
cope and seethe

>>532175637
kinda what fmc leadership is doing kek

<Niggers Tongue My Anus>

>>532173490
LFM Party Rockers! (you must be in the house tonight)

>>532173618
>collect 10 more bear asses!

If there's anything on epoch im looking forward to, its that i dont have to see that shitass turtle mount everywhere I go anymore

>>532173618
uum...

>>532176594
I'm going to enter that mount into the suggestion box for fishing, thanks

>>532173950
MC is also getting an extension and all the bosses are being redone mechanic wise!

>>532177034
They don't read the suggestion threads on their discord

>>532174615
You should play retail.

>>532176594
the turtle mount is secretly bis because it increases your swim speed.

>>532177034
why would you do this to me?
>>532177612
I still don't like it

>Get lied to by loony troonies here
>Finally ignore them
>Try Ascension
>It has mechanics, it has depth, it has complexity, it has group and solo content
I get why people hate ascension here, it isn't a loony troony nonny goony erp shitheap.

>>532178690
In English, doc?

>>532178690
you can fun for sure but I dunno how long it lasts, that Manastorm Mode and usual M+ gets boring.
The progress sure is fun on the way tho

>>532178690
Can you explain with detail what did you mean being lied to by loony troony nonny goony erp shitheap?

Has Finalflash overdosed yet or is he still kicking?

>>532178690
i tried it recently and i loved it, too bad i can't find information of what the most op archetypes are, i know white walkers are really good, hoplite is also really good and that's it

>Finaltrash
lol I remember killing that shitter in wsg when he tried to flagcarry
get on top of him and spam wingclip in sync with his shapeshift until he ooms
if he faps, scatter trap, half the time he didn't have trinket ready

>>532179459
who?

Epoch is the server for productive straight men with above average IQs. The kind of men who build civilisations. Turtle players on the other hand, they destroy civilisations.

>>532180206
thats a bit dramatic, they're just private servers for a 20+ year old game

>>532180206
Name 10 things you have built
Let me guess, you can't because you haven't achieved anything of worth in this life
You are fat, bald, ugly and old

>>532180418
Yes, but one can ask the question what kind of person would enjoy each of these, and I gave you my opinion on that.

should i roll woyer on pochie?

>>532180587
If I tell you, you will just respond with "nice larp". You already called me 4 random things, not a good strategy if you want someone to tell you stuff.

>>532180890
I accept your concession
Lay down weakling
Be humble in the presence of your superiors

I'm staying awake all night waiting for the name reservation to go live

>>532181670
I'm sniping Elaynna and Elaynnabank. And I'm sniping Darklyanna and Gerra on my alt account.

>>532181810
I'm going to be at toilberg's tomorrow when they open up
It's over for me

>>532180790
Do you like TBC woyer?

5 days till pochie clowns on tortoise

>>532178690
>haven't played on ascension in probably like 6-7 years
>check it out
>literally coming out with it's own version of V+ sooner or later
First poochie now ascension
TURTLE SISTERS, IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN

>>532181810
You have to be faster than me and I doubt you are nonny

5 days till farming gets easier on tortoise

>some guy seething over a 33% drop chance level 30 dungeon drop
>the guy who won the roll instablocks him
dunno which one is funnier

>>532182197
nah. bronzebeard is literally ascension but with the vanilla classes as archetypes. not like turtle or epoch at all

I want to roll a hunter in pochi but I don't know what profession to grab, was thinking of skinning and herb, since gathering can be done on the move and gets you money, then drop skinning and go alchemy because its busted from the look of it

>asking for directions on how to get to each boss
you're not a fucking tank, you're a fag with a shield

>>532183425
>trans lesbian
disgust and hatred

>>532183340
Herb gives you the least dps out of all professions.
Alchemy is good but you have to chug manapots for it to be better than other crafting professions, which give you 28ap (as opposed to 22.5ap from alchemy with flask of overwhelming might).
Skinning is 5% damage against dragons and beasts, which is either busted or does nothing depending on the enemy.

now that I'm finally playing WoW (imagine paying for games ayylmao), a lot of the hearthstone conversions make no sense at all

>>532183425
Not on my watch!

>>532183860
>constant threat of rape
>pregnancies
>complete inability to defend yourself physically
>my only value deteriorates as I age
imagine wanting to be a woman

the planning is one of the most exciting phases of a fresh
the leveling is kino
the prebis farming is quality
the first couple of raids are fun because you're gauging who is shit at the game and who isn't
by raid 3 is when the excitement in the game ends

so I have like 400 wool cloth. it doesn't sell for shit in the AH, but I think there's NPCs you give it to? is it just for reputation?

>>532184094
i love men and being a man so much i worship other men's cocks. in a manly way

>>532184094
>constant threat of rape
Men suffer from this too, not at the same rate as women, but they do
>pregnancies
One of the most beautiful things in the world, nature perfect design
>complete inability to defend yourself physically
I own two guns, one chambered in .45 and another in 10mm for bigger threats. Anyone can use a gun in 2025
>my only value deteriorates as I age
That is not the only value of a woman, they are people too with virtues like anyone else

>>532185660
agreed. it's just sex

>>532185660
>>532185834

>>532184469

>>532178690
Based...

Quick reminder: I made a ton of Epoch accounts and added mods to multiple clients so I can instantly log with all of them tomorrow.
I'll snipe every single name that belong to sodomites from tranny wow. You filth can stay in your tranny containment server sucking eachothers dicks, leave the rest of us alone.

>>532185660

>>532187454
Oh yeah? Are you going to tell us which names you plan to snipe nonny
No one cares about a name in an mmo nigga
I'm going to name myself Blumpo or Glupshitto and move on

the last good character

>>532187884
Name UNO thing he did right

>>532187454
>every single name
you can only reserve 2

>>532187985
kicked out the noshoes

Bros I've decided to go warrior, I wanted to go ehn but I like tanking too much.

>>532187884
Garroshbros, is this real?

>>532188201
>pornbrained cum addicts are better at doing animations than current year blizzard
GRIM

>>532188004
NTA but you can reserve 2 per account and he said he made multiple lol

Guys Tamer Vale is on sale on steam, should I get it while I wait for the Pochi?

>>532187637
>No one cares about a name in an mmo nigga
I'm still pressed about what imma choose
i have to figure out my pfp to match the personality, too, for the 'cord

>>532188280
>fan made coom animations from 2015 look better than the slop blizzard is shitting out for $15 a month + tip(xpac)
It's just such a sad state of affairs when any private server or fan project is 20x better than whatever retail has turned into. That last webm floating around of that one armed black woman flinging her foam sword cinematic unironically looks worse than if they just captured it with in game footage

>gnome named after a food item
Yeah, I'm ready for the 'poch.

>>532187454
But anon why would i care about deadnames? Hello?? Do you think i make a character in every new game and name then John? nonny please...

>>532188914
I don't respect gnome players.

>tauren named after ancient mythic aryan creature
Yeah, I'm ready for the 'poch.

>>532189012
dont care
t. Pizza

>>532189012
im counting on that anon

>>532188740
just beeyourself sister

>>532188806
This. I'm so sick of people defending retail wow, the game is wow by name only, it's a completely souless game now. I hate the tranny devs so much for ruining such a beloved game.

I get quite pissed off thinking about all the rare stuff I have in retail, which is pretty much gonna rot there forever, but unfortunately it is what it is.

guys i made an account on epoch and logged in, but i can't make a character, why is that?

>>532189783
character creation unlocks tomorrow

>>532189783
Name reservation doesn't unlock until tomorrow

>>532189857
>>532189935
okay but when is the server going live, i want to play, don't care about names lol

>>532189980
Look at the OP dumbfuck

>>532190078
no

>>532188037
Tele…

Ssshhh.... Mr. Bigglesworth is taking a nap

>>532189980
Please let us know your faction and name so I can add you to my ban list as soon as launch day hits

>>532189783
Because it's not out yet, tomorrow you can reserve 2 names, and it releases this saturday

5 days out Pochies, final roll call
>race
>class
>spec
>professions
>what you're most looking forward to

He was just pretending to sleep. Silly cat

a tangent but fell on jewtube blackhole and ran into this little nigga from back in the day
what happened to this guy is he a burn victim or did he unironically inject botox

>>532190713
>male dwarf
>warrior
>arms tank
>mining blacksmithing
>whatever I find in my journey

>>532173880
my femnelf will look and act like this

>>532190713
>Human female
>Huntress
>MM
>Alchemy/Herba
>Taming other players

>>532190713
>Undead
>Male
>Ret
>Pally
>Engineering/Skinning
Gonna live the dream

>>532190713
>Tauren
>Hunter
>Beastmaster
>Tailoring & Enchanting
>Leveling through World PvP

>>532190713
>Male Dwarf
>Shaymin
>Elemental or Resto
>Alchemy/herb
Skinning/LW crossed my mind because I'm a huge transmog whore but if I decide to do Resto it'd be a pain in the assbutt to farm for leather until I get the 1k to get dual spec

It's been so long since I didn't play a female character in this game but since I can't satisfy my raging borderline-insane goat lust in Epoch I'm going to return to dorf

>>532190713
Undead
Paladin
Retributon
Mining/Smithing
Being THE paladin of the guild

>>532191598
>Undead
>Paladin
>Retributon
Being THE 50th ret paladin of the guild

>>532190713
dorf
sham
enh
herb/alch
the fresh server energy

>>532190713
>undead
>paladin
>ret
>eng / mining
>fresh
looking forward to it

>>532191598
why are those hip bones the same texture as the skull?

>>532190713
>>race
>>class
>>spec
>>professions
All undecided
>>what you're most looking forward to
Not much desu

>>532190713
Female Night elf
Priest
Disc/Holy
Tailoring/Enchanting
Making friends and healing people

>>532190713
>undead
>rogue
>sub
>skinning/herb
>new pvp additions, gear and crafting recipes.

>>532190713
>undead
>warlock
>not sure yet, maybe sm/ruin
>mining/herbalism for DME jumps

>>532192330
>sub
we already know that rogue silly you didn't had to tell us

>>532191720
This time, THIS time, I will be picked. This time, I will make a name for myself. This time, I will be on friend list whispers looking for more. This time, people will wave to me and chat while traveling after remembering how awesome I was when we leveled in a group

>>532192387
>implying they haven't nerfed the DME farm

>>532192425
And all these things and more can and WILL happen.
All you must do is bend the knee, and put on the dress.

>>532190713
>human male
>woyer
>arms
>mining/BS
>freshie

Playing a dwarf warrior with my dwarf shaman friend.

>1900 people during a fucking stress test
Ok, so realistically what are we looking at on day one? 20,000 logging in with 15,000 of those being stuck in que?

>>532192747
>All you must do is bend the knee, and put on the dress.
Yep, it's human male holy CHADadin time!

>>532193264
If so, plan on doing something else for the weekend, at least

>>532193264
Maybe a little lower than that, but at least 5,000+ I'd guess. I mean the discord server alone has 6,000 online at any given time of the day, and the real shilling won't start until the 3 days before

I'm excited but also scared of returning to private servers. Most players are gonna be 10x worse than in classic and the goystore may have some p2w shit yet at least some cool new content for vanilla will be great to try out. Looking forward to Epoch. I just know Shenna and Crogg from troondle are gonna be DDOSing the server for at least two weeks upon release. What can you do, Slavs are just that petty.

>>532193678
>Most players are gonna be 10x worse than in classic
I think you're gonna be 10x more gay than me

>>532193678
>most players are gonna be 10x worse than in classic
lmao what. classic players are bottom of the barrel mouthbreathers who struggle with post-post-post-post-post nerf content despite 1.12 itemization and full wbuffs every raid

>>532193929
I've seen some retards in here struggle with clearing naxx with op troondle boons, when people on classic would speedrun that shit. I miss my classic (vanilla, tbc, wrath) guild. I guess everything great has to end at some point.

>>532190713
>race
Human male
>class
Hunter
>spec
BM
>professions
Idk whatever is good for damage
>what you're most looking forward to
Playing with anons again

>>532190713
>all these paladin sissies
dworf
hunter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbheEbz6Biw

queue. the word is queue you fucking nigger

>>532191047
>mm hunter on tbcpoch
sister...

>Azerotica - https://azerotica.net

Gooner server?

>>532193678
>p2w shit in the store
Supposedly not, cosmetics and real life shit like cups
>ddos
100% happening, launch day is going to be rough for sure. Hipefully it's resolved quickly and it doesn't scare too many players.

>>532194938
nta but mm hunter has aura and every raid will want a hunter for that

I think im gonna go Horde again for once. I've been playing Alliance on so many servers ive seen it all. But ill miss being dwarf.

>>532194425
what server did you play on? i was on grobbulus till naxx but didn't follow tbc.

>>532194758
I'm still stuck deciding between dwarf hunter or mage. Hunter might be more comfy and cheetah is very nice but arcane mage looks kinda neat.

>>532190713
>not even one single mage player
wtf did epoch do to this class?

>>532195406
i like alliance cities better but i have a feeling alot of the silly drama in these threads will be on alliance.

>>532195450
Mograine EU, then we have migrated away once it started dying out

>>532195208
>real life shit
>epoop discord groomer devs have your fully made and address

>>532195406
Don't go hang out with those noshoes streetshitters, enjoy the endless dwarven ale with us.

>With Special Brew, Dwarves can place a sturdy keg of their finest ale, lasting 15 minutes and inviting all nearby to partake.

>>532195669
did you bounce to another pserver eventually? i played kronos with some euro bros for a while and it was fun.

>>532195662
Its cross server anyway so the whole guild will be a big mess

>>532195801
full name*
phoneposting...

>>532195801
They are outside my door, send help, they are gonna make me fight mobs with x2 hp!

>>532195867
I suppose I could do something like a Dwarf Hunter and a Tauren Druid to experience both sides. This might be my last WoW server.

>>532195124
>Bare tits on the front page
What do you think?

>>532196542
>signed in
>tried to make undead
>defaults to blood elf
>within a minute of logging in get invited to "friends with benefits"
>alt f4ed and deleted it
yea that server aint gonna last lmao

>>532195124
Yes. It's an ERP Classic+ server. Should add a description next OP.

>>532190713
>Female Gnome
>Priest
>Leveling disc, then switching to holy at 30
>Herb/Alch
making friends!

>>532195801
More than likely it'll be through some shitty print on demand store, I can't imagine they are dumb enough to try to handle shipping out merch themselves

holy shit this AI voices in the quests really improves them, i actually kinda care about the people im doing quests for

>>532197450
they'd be crazy not to cut the middleman
not like theyre going to be inundated with orders

>>532190713
Troll
Warlock
Demo
Mine/Engi
Spamming Shadow bolt and Life tapping for constant 30%Haste

>>532197515
cute bait

>>532197587
Even shipping out a few dozen orders in a month is a big hassle of you already have a job and run a private server. I fully expect them to get a third party to do it, but only time will tell

>>532197726
>human warlocks were the biggest joke for decades
>poochie unfucks all that
>even make trolls locks
>can go human berserk lock
it's gonna be peak

>>532196792
>putting a 14-player server in the OP

I hope the quests are at least a bit kino and not nonsensical AI slop

Kaytotes just flew over my Turtle tent...

Enjoy all of the mexicans I just sent your way on turtlewow
Think of it as a gift from /heals/

>>532197981
Ironically well be peak cozy. Cant wait

>>532197384
>>532194582
>>532192291
how to make frens?

>>532198419
Funny, xivg just mass emailed some in**ans the Epoch WoW launch date

>>532198304
if only you knew how bad things are going to be

>>532190713
>Fem Human
>Warlock
>SL/SL
>Mining/Engi

I can play this for at least a year and wont an hero for just a little bit longer

>>532198139
Turtle was once a 14 player server.

>>532198654
step 1) stop posting here

>>532193264

>>532198890
nope

>>532198890
It was never that low

>>532199170
>>532199207
NTA but when I started it was like 80-120 peak, shortly after like 2-4 months later it hit 1k and from there the rest was history.
>RIP portable wormhole generator to STV

you guys are so pathetic. you would never say these things to my face you hide behind the screen because you can't even throw a punch without dislocating your shoulder your something. stupid nerds

>>532199995
>you would never say these things to my face you hide behind the screen because you can't even throw a punch without dislocating your shoulder your something.
Shut the FUCK up, BITCH.

>>532199995
they parse grey in game, parse grey irl

>>532198654
Idk let me know if you find out

>>532198654
just be nice ingame and group up with people, add em to your friends list and ask if they're down to run dungies silly

>>532200374
i dont talk to people outside of my discord

>>532200374
why would i be nice to someone if i'm not going to erp with them later

<Girls Night> stacies are laughing at us again bros...

>>532200653
><Girls Night>
I swear you faggots better not name the guild something fruity like this

>>532198723
>Want to name my character the same name as a character in a book I read recently
>His culture is indian-derived and thus his name is Indian
Mmmaybe I should pick something else...but Stronginthearm is too long

>>532200786
>4troons pretending to be fake gay(actually really gay) challenge
>impossible

Why are there two threads?

>>532201060
one for epoch one for turtle

>>532198139
That's ten more players than crusader-storm had when we put it in the OP.

>>532201228
They're both the same though.

>>532201394
*VERY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

>>532201060
We're just that cool

>>532195208
>ddos 100% happening

I gotta say, a lot of people from twow are absolutely jealous/scared about Epoch and will try to fuck the launch up, based on the autists I know.
The tranny Epoch admin said he is ready for it and will take measures but don't count on it.

>>532201489
Exact same threads except one was made a couple minutes after this and left a dumb joke guild in the OP.

>>532201624
quiet you, i'm sowing seeds.

>>532201269
sounds like you shouldn't have done that

>>532201828
I didn't.

>>532190713
>>race
gnome
>>class
rogue
>>spec
subtley
>>professions
mining/engineering
>>what you're most looking forward to
distracting niggas from atop the thousand needles elevators

>the epoch bandwagon mental got to me
>check out the game
>game looks fine
>"maybe the /vg/ thread won't be a tranny central like everything on the board"
>quick skim thru already reveals multiple thread celebrities and trannycords and people obsessing with them
aight, let's hope someone keeps making /v/ threads for tranny-free discussion of the game

>>532202290
holy fucking based

>>532202290
>distracting niggas from atop the thousand needles elevators
good tastepilled, rolled night elf priest when classic first drop and login ques were like 100,000+ each day. shadowmelded behind the flight master and mind controlled anyone off the cliff who landed. probably stacked up 150+ skeletons in less than 30 minutes

>>532190713
>race
Orc
>class
Shaman
>spec
Ele
>Skinning/Leatherworking
>what you're most looking forward to
Instantly one shotting any class in PvP with the cool custom stuff, and roleplay.

>>532202290
aint epoch pve?

>>532202806
There's a huge warmode community + noobs that will want the exp boost

>>532201060
this thread was made first and then a tranny mentally ill chud got salty he didn't get to make his thread again so he still made another one, just report it for spam and flooding

>>532199506
Death...

>>532202857
>warmode
kek aint nobody gonna use this except months after launch when everyone has moved on when there's a gentlemen's agreement not to attack red players

>>532203092
okay

>didn't have a game to play so subbed to classic wow to check out mop prepatch
>lvl 30 and already bored
>now i find out there's a hot freshy pserver coming up with similar hype riding on it as nost wow
i literally fucking wasted 13 euros kill me

>>532197726
>for constant 30%Haste
so is this going to be like SoD where every class can pull 5 mobs at once and lvl 58s do naxx dps? because that shit was the final nail in the coffin for me

>>532203297
least you'll have somthing to do for the next 5 days

>>532203297
i did that a year ago and played a few hours, hated it and made a refund request and they granted it
give it a shot

>>532199506
Portable wormhole took you to your faction's capital.
The STV port was from talking to an NPC in your faction's capital. Took you right to the entrance of the arena.
It was why STV arena was the tent city for the longest time. Horde and Alliance could both easily access it.

>>532202290

>>532202585
>>532173908

>>532203940
i always hold RMB at these spots just to cuck these guys

>>532203940
God, it's been so long
>It's been 20 years
Oh my god

>>532203940

>>532188914
>>532197384
>>532202290

>>532190713
>Female Elf
>Hunter
>BM
>don't know lol
>Telling every ERPer who approaches me to slit his throat

>>532199506
IIRC it was peaking around 20 on launch. I only have a couple of screenshots from back then and there are 3ish messages in world per hour.

tips for getting hypno-raped in azerotica?

>>532204276
>don't hit on me silly boys, teehee

>>532190713
>race
dwarf sicko
>class
rogue sicko
>spec
sicko
>professions
engi+noshoe genociding
>what you're most looking forward to
genociding noshoe niggers in my path with ruthless efficiency, corpsecamping noshoe niggers, killing noshoe niggers' quest npcs, griefing noshoe niggers, spamming GOTORETAIL at noshoe niggers, pulling pranks and ruses on noshoe niggers, never making it to 60

not too long now until epoch and then i can make my fem nelf priest slut

>>532204741
message aoiyuki, she will get you in the zone

>>532203940
I wonder what that guard was thinking while he watched the person jump

>>532205004
Made to get raped by my orclock

>there are people who will spend their time sitting on a bridge waiting to distract on a pve server
now i've seen it all

>>532205560
>non-stealth player thinks he calls the shots
i'll run away and follow you for 30 minutes until i catch you out at a bad moment, and kill you while spamming /lol

So what changes do warrior tanks get?

>>532205886
sounds like someone got distracted off a bridge

>>532205004
https://youtu.be/8XVtDMipgFw?si=BYZvGHU3frTkNq6o

>>532205004

>>532204258
Man I miss Ironforge. Can't wait to go home

>>532205980
You don't have to worry about rogue using armor reduction. Your devestate adds ontop of it or something like that.

>>532206138
jump to 3:39 for the kino

>>532205004
i like sapping players while theyre on escort quests and then seeing them fail. way more satisfying than just killing them.

>>532206138
i am now inspired to roll dwarf hunter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA4hfCpXp2c

>>532206461
for me its sapping people trying to get on a ship or off the ship

>>532205980
only the TBC changes, enjoy

Been thinking about making an Tauren and Troll only light RP guild for the last few days but I've never ran a guild before and would probably hate doing it

>>532190713
>race
Gnome(want to do human but gnome racials seem pretty good and you can't change until 60)
>class
Priest
>spec
Holy all the way as God wills it.
>professions
Tailor Enchant
>what you're most looking forward to
Spreading the word and love of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ through healing and smiting!

bros they found out the shilling secret in the other thread and are now copying it from here

>>532207209
done by trannycords and used against them lmao

>>532172660 (OP)
I've never played Priest before so any and all changes listed on the Epoch website mean nothing to me. Did they make any changes to make leveling more varied or enjoyable? I've always heard it was nothing but wands on vanilla/Classic servers. I wanted to try Priest but I don't want the leveling to blow chunks, since that's what you spend most of the time doing.

>>532207157
why exclude greenskins?

>gnome
reddit race

>>532208062
Because Troll and Taurens are complete bros, and kinda feel like outcasts cause of the high amount of players that roll Orcs and Undead. Plus I remember some modern lore about Trolls being fairly common in Thunder Bluff, even being call "Blue Tauren" because of how well they adapted. Also they are just my favorite races, think it'd be cool to have a guild that's made of the "peaceful" horde races

>>532207187
But you CAN change at level 60 so why not just tough it out until then and play the race you actually want?

>>532208646
>no high elves, blood elves, or goats
i'm sorry sir, there are no reddit races here

>>532208656
They're only bros in modern lore because Blizzard fucked both races in the ass. Vol'jin died a dog's death and Baine is mostly known for sitting in the cuck corner for an entire expansion.

>>532208015
shadow has received zero changes
disc got some nice changes that are pvp related.
You are more then likely go holy for healing just because circle of healing is great.
Improved wand and spirit tap is all you need for leveling as priest as your solo combat will be.
Shield > smite/mindblast/holyfire > shadow word pain > wand.
it is very relaxed, very easy and leaves you with resources when shit hits the fan. Just keep your wand up to date the best you can.

>>532209165
Yeah, I'll always be pissed with them killing Vol'jin just so they could have their dumbass Sylvanas fanfiction come true. That and killing Cairne, but at least he got a cool duel instead of just being stabbed with a dirty spear

>>532194321
99% of the players here wouldn't be able to clear scarlet enclave by week 4 or even 5 on 20 man.

what do i even play for the next 5 days

Erm... Why are there two threads? What gives!

>>532209786
for twice the deca posts!

>>532209842
!

>>532206138

>>532209786
The other thread is for the anime posters

>>532206138
The sound effects makes this irritating to watch

>>532208789
True. Humans are the ones created in God's image. Not gnomes or any other race.

Should I make a new character in Tel'Abim or Nordanaar?

Are both servers basically the same in terms of unlocked stuff now?

>>532211142
no nordanaar is fully progressed billions playing
and everything on farm
telabim is pvp

>>532211546
Yes I know Tel'Abim is PvP
I know Nordanaar is older
The question is if Tel'Abim has all the raids and stuff unlocked by now, and if not, what stage is it at

>>532211142
Epoch. Turtle is trash.

>>532211661
>The question is if Tel'Abim has all the raids and stuff unlocked by now, and if not, what stage is it at
idk lol go ask them, make a char and ask.

>>532206138
i need the voice effects this is hilarious

>>532211661
Tel’Abim is full cleared. You’ll get rocked by people in Naxx and Kara40 gear.

>>532211792
Cool. How do you like it compared to the PvE server? Would you recommend it?

i hit 90 on pandaria server!
i bought some pvp gear from the AH and was instantly able to queue for heroics!!
golly mop sure is casual

>>532211957
Tel’abim sucks. Too low pop with a lot of the pop way ahead of you gear wise. And given it is vanilla pvp you just get destroyed. Alliance has it better but I think you can’t make Alliance characters at the moment.
I would wait for Epoch and warmode there. You won’t have to deal with bored 60s and you’ll have a ton of people leveling to pvp with. And their warmode gives xp and I think tokens for pvp. Seems like a better deal than Tel’abim.

>>532212529
How does Warmode work? Can you still party up crossfaction while in Warmode?

>>532212464
I was actually slightly hyped to play mop until I got instantly limp dicked by the retarded quests and dumbed down gameplay. I've played vanilla/pserver for so long that even MoP feels like shit. No wonder people call it retail lite.

>still dk what to name my character
>won't be home from toilbergs for 3 hours after reserves are made available
it's over for me

>>532212863
Too bad. I'm going to be filling my character roster with names I don't want to see

>>532213169
u can only reserve 2

>>532212784
I think leveling is fun with the abilities you're given quicker and the way they interact passively, to some degree. I do not like it feeling as if there are hard damage caps related to your ilevel directly, and rarely any opportunity/purpose/reason to improvise with a rotation/gear. There is nothing to do endgame other than raidlog/pvp/dailies. You finish zones (quests) quickly. PvP fucking blows with all the big numbers. I started this character to get ready for SoO because I've never done it before but I didn't know SoO isn't out until Q4.

>>532213893

Is the name reservation on the website or do you have to log in and create the character?

When do you think we’ll see a SoD private server? I liked the staggered level cap.

>>532214491
it's a mystery

>>532214530
bro SoD sucked dick but the classic client is beautiful
that's what we need
a classic client vanilla+(sod lite) server

>>532205105
same but fem gnome

>>532214696
>the classic client
it's the Legion client

>>532214696
The staggered level cap was the best feature and a genuine improvement over the 1-60 experience.

>>532214925
whatever it is i liked it

>>532214491
I'm just going to assume since you can log in right now but you can't make a character because you're exceeded the maximum amount of characters (0), once the name reservations go live, you'll just log in, make your character, and then be unable to actually enter the server

>>532212678
They talk about it on the dev qna video

https://youtu.be/dOScWnQgh8Q

At 37:41 bookmark

>>532172660 (OP)
Aoiyuki won
FMC won

The things i would do to this tranny would make his father weep.

There’s just something sad about people who post drama to these threads.

>>532216893
>everyone better than me is a tranny

>>532203940
https://streamable.com/stryit
Fun times.

my fiddie is a level 11 human paladin now

>>532215148
...the dead guild award.

What names do I reserve on my alts? I made 5 accounts not counting the one I'm actually going to play on

>>532221557
reported and banned

>>532221375
maybe if the ratio wasn't 10 trannies to 1 chud

>>532216893
Did you look in a mirror lately?

>>532215148
Why isn’t Aoi signed up for any FMC raids?

>>532221628
Should have banned the trannies when you had the chance.

>>532222096
aoi quit the guild and discord nonny....

>>532222319
2 guys quit over "trannies" the rest all had other reasons.

>>532223060
No. Still in both.

is there a threat meter that shows you and your warlock pets aggro on turtle? twmeter wont do anything when its just me and my 'bus

>>532223792
install superwow

>>532223431
A lot of anons have quit over drama. Some vocally but many quietly. That drama was caused by trannies. Now the trannies are stuck with a dead guild and only themselves to blame for it.

>>532224092
i have it

will anons be more likely to be my friend and group up if I play a female night elf, or a female human

>>532224131
Who except filthy and grud did that?
Furthermore, elicia and asalys arent trannies to my knowledge, nor did they cause every incident of drama.

TRANNIES could have been here, i thought out loudly to myself.

>>532224824
Male tauren.

>>532224869
elicia is a confirmed tranny

>>532224869
You assume I’m talking about Elicia and Asalys when I talk about trannies causing drama, yet all you can say is “technically they aren’t trannies”. Very telling.
If you think most anons didn’t get tired of the drama and quit without a word take a look at the over 100 anons you have in that discord and figure out why each of them aren’t signing up to your raids. Figure out why those anons left.

>>532224869
Filthy literally caused half the drama by his personality being an abrasive faggot 24/7

>>532225561
Filthy was friendly to me but then again I’m not a tranny who causes problems.

9 hours until pochie name reservation!!!

we go supersoul horde. right?

I'm making two human females on pochie.

>>532225340
>“technically they aren’t trannies”
I didnt say that, I said that I have no reason to assume that they are trannies, yet i know that filthy and grud quit because of them.
>look at the over 100 anons you have in that discord and figure out why each of them aren’t signing up to your raids
I am not in FMC but when I used to be, most of these anons were people who I have never seen log on or they were anons that raided once or twice and didn't come back, but to my knowledge almost nobody interacted with them and I doubt they got loads of drama in the span of 2 weeks.

i'm reserving all the tranny names asalys elicia eliora sylma elaynna aoiyuki jib telol gutulikafish felkiss sunethil no trannies shall terrorize the POCHI

>>532227051
there's no belfs or draenei it won't be terrorized lol

>>532226813
>I’m not in FMC
Clearly. Maybe don’t butt into things you don’t know about.
Drama is why anons quit. A few got involved in the drama directly but most just saw the drama happening, saw how dumb it was, and left. That anon who just disappeared without a word? He did that because he didn’t want to be in a drama guild.

>>532226054

male troll hvnter
warmode on
waiting for (You) in ashenvale

>>532227365
Can i see your peer reviewed study?

>>532227439
Sure but first show me your neovag.

>>532227051
same except i'll add dark before all of them
darkjib, darkdarkjib, darkdarkdarkjib

How do you lads keep leveling, even when the going gets tough?
You know, THAT stretch of levels where things slow down and the quests/zones blow cock and the dungeons available are shit

Stabby doesn't know
Oh Stabby doesn't knooow oh
So don't tell Stabby
Stabby doesn't doesn't know
Stabby doesn't doesn't know
So don't tell Stabby

>>532229440
Not a problem in epoch with its thousands of new quests added

>>532229440
Not a problem on Turtle with the custom content.

>project kekpoch
>PvE

>>532227397
*shadowmelds*
psh, nothing personel kid
*aimed shots you*

>>532229947
What does he not know?

>>532230290
Last pvp vanilla+ server flopped hard, turns out pvptroons are just a loud minority

*turns the warmode off*
*malding pvptroons chimping around not capable to do anything*

I'm doing a soul of iron explorer contract human female fury warrior and a soul of iron explorer contract human female protection paladin

I have names picked out and I will reserve them today

How many names can I reserve? As much as I want or there is a limit

>>532230827
you can choose two FMC members to impersonate

I'm going to reserve a rogue and warrior name despite planning on playing warlock just because I two great name ideas

I can't decide what class to be!

I don't even get name reservation
My names are original enough they're never taken, and if they are I'll just make a new one
Like do people really have to go reserve "Arthas" or "Legolas" like its 2004?

>>532231447
>Like do people really have to go reserve "Arthas" or "Legolas" like its 2004?
Yes, we do. Thanks for asking.

>>532231447
the whole point is to snipe names and sell them

>>532231445
play nelfie rogue again Deca

>>532231445
I'm gonna play Tauren Druid. I was debating playing Shockadin... but I'll play a Shockadin alt and start with Tauren Druid. Because Paladins can't be Tauren.

Does epoch have sharding or layering or shared tags? The last thing I want is to log in and see 750 players fighting over the 15 mobs in the zone needed for 4 original and 3 custom quests in a row

>>532231447
>Like do people really have to go reserve "Arthas" or "Legolas" like its 2004?
Those names are typically blocked.

>>532234121
They aren't. People think they are but they aren't, they are just stolen almost instantly like the 2 character ones.
Even blizzard didn't do it for the longest time. Here's an example from their official armory
https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-gb/character/eu/kilrogg/nigger/

>>532234328
You get a different message when trying to take a name you can't have rather than one that's already taken.
EU would have different name filters.

>>532185660

>>532234458
The restrictions are client side. You'd have to mod the client to get restricted names even on private servers.

When can we make our characters, friends?

>>532234102
I think they use sharding, at least I have seen something looks like it during the stress test

>>532234102
Nope. They'll up respawn rates. Your choices are camp a spawn point or skip launch day and play later.

>>532229440
watching podcasts, talking to frens, listening to music, gooning, being stoned helps as well

>>532234102
I don't think so. Quest items are shared while in a party but that's it.

>>532172869
><Pochie Pals N Trans Gals>
I unironically think this is a great name lmao

> can't play as a Worgen.

it's epochover

>>532172869
<SORRY FOR WHAT>

>>532178690
i start hating niggers like you more than trannoids. keep doing it.

>>532178690
Server's good, but the content is completely fucking dead. Both servers are fully progressed, and there's no signs of them releasing any new seasons or leagues in the near future.

>This is the custom content that is supposed to be better than TBC or WoTLK

>>532232201
nigga sell them for what

asmongold aint streaming this shit

>>532238135
They are releasing CoA/bronze in place of leagues.
I am honestly having fun learning combos, now if I could fix my wifi it'd be great.

>>532238634
Why is this board so mind raped by turtle and insists this quality is better than turtle? Is it just the typical contrarianism?

>>532238981
Not any time soon.

>>532239187
>antisocials fucked around and found out on a server
>now they look for another one
It is very simple

>>532239187
anon...that's a turtle screenshot

>>532239316
Oh so they got banned for saying nigger and they’re asspained, same old story

>>532239350
Maybe some. But im talking about people actually being unable to form connections. There is a reason why so many here are neets and have no friends. They dont magically become people you like being around just because you meet them online.

>>532239713
>insufferable troonie wonders why nobody wants to be his friend
KEK

>Tier 1 tokens are:
Priest | Mage | Shaman
Druid | Hunter | Warrior
Rogue | Lock | Paladin

What does this mean for my little gnome priest?

what does it mean!?

>>532239818
Exactly. That is why they hate Turtle and shill Epoch so desperately

>>532239835
It means you will have to clean my totem pole with your tongue if you want that token, little bitch.

>>532236173
It always makes me smile

>pochie in 4 days
Just split my dick and call me Caitlin!

...

>>532240327
*slurp slurp* C-Caitlin-chama..

>>532215003
>>532214530
chromiebros...

I can't wait for Asalys to wake up and start posting!

Asalys is cute

What addons do I need for pochie?

>>532241448
>using this soulless pile of shit
Kill yourself.

>>532241448
Peggle for /peggleloot

>>532240741
Shut up

>>532241503
The last person I knew that gave me shit for using ElvUI was unironically using XPerl unit frames.

>>532241448
TRP
SpyAddon
Autofishing

>>532241503
>>532242593
I'm switching to elvui from xperl for pochie. I tried pfui on turtle and liked it.

>>532241448
TriviaBot for <PPnTG> raids.

<PLAP>

<Plap Pals>

>>532241631
wtf what did I do???

>>532241562
t. Pvmper

>login on ascension
>people shilling epoch on the ascension channel
>login on turtle
>people shilling epoch in capital cities
is epoch hiring jeets to shill their server? this seems pathetic.

>>532244931
6 million queue on launch day, tik tok turtle tranny

>>532245081
how much are you being paid though ranjeet?

>>532245131
im trans btw idk if that matters

<pupper plaps>

epoch is le bad because my 1366x768 laptop can't run any version of wow newer than 1.12 funserver

<pupper plaps>

Our guild name should be something transgressive and upsetting to normiefags, but also witty and smart.

>>532245667
that's next level turdieworlder. you could find an upgrage from e-waste center or a dump.

fuck chuds fuck chuds fuck chuds fuck chuds fuck chuds fuck chuds

<plapper pals>

>>532244085
being born

>>532241448

I hope no one steals my name...

>>532246307
I'm stealing nonny

I'm gonna level as prot warrior and never invite any paladins. Sorry blud

PPnTG will be the most kino guild of all time.

>>532246406
I’m already Darknonny

>loony
Priest
>Nonny
Shaman
>Goony
Druid
>Troony
Paladin

Healcucky reporting for pochie plap plap duty!!1

Who the fuck is Pearl?

<plapper plaps>

>>532175095
Big bowl of sauerkraut!
Every single morning! It was driving me crazy!

<plap me papi>

>>532246406
That's a good one

why can't we have a cool thread edition like the chuds do

I’m sorry I couldn’t believe you.
The truth is I love you too.
Please forgive me.

>>532247342
Because looney troons

!!! <The Plap Mission> !!!

<gooner and plappettes>

>>532247472
...

>>532190713
>race
Gnome
>class
Mage
>spec
Arcane
>professions
Enchanting/Engineering
>what you're most looking forward to
Actually making friends this time

<Chuds and Troons>

<Full Plap Company>

<Full Goon Cumpany>...

I know what I'm gonna name my soul of iron explorer contract fury warrior, but idk what I'm gonna call my soul of iron explorer contract protection paladin.

<haha i hate myself>

<Watching Sissy Hypno>

>>532247472
QRD?

<Fluffed Troon Company>

>>532248470
<Full Knot Company>

>>532248195
>soul of iron explorer contract protection paladin
Gaylord, Caboose, Sheass, Bottom, Catcher, Chaser, Taker, Pinkeye

How do you find the same joke funny for a month straight?
What kind of brain damage is that?

>>532248530
<Pupplay Crinkle Company>

<Cute Chuds n Tragic Troons>

>>532248574
I've been doing butt stuff 20 years and never gotten pinkeye.

>>532248782
thats so funny elicia

>>532172869
<Nothing Ever Happens>

The ritual is almost complete. In 6 hours I will finally become Aoiyuki.

>>532248782
Eli...

<St James Island Company>

>>532248968
Skinwalking Aoiyuki is appropriate considering he skinwalked that Onlyfans girl. Just remember to be a huge asshole but at the same time pretend to be nice and virtuous.

No one take my name, ok?!

<Knot in OP>

>>532245301
damn, that desperate for an income to afford your HRT you have to do third worlder tier jobs? grim

I saw this guy on Turtle he looks badass

>simp ok
pottery

>>532250053
I will plap you Johnno

>>532250053
I can’t wait to disable trannymogs and expose these freaks for what they really are. The emperor has no clothes!

>>532250053
>400ms
>riding turtle
johnnie....

>>532250053
How are people this poor that they have to play 1.12 on the lowest possible graphics

>>532250053
>not in FMC

>>532250053
>Friends: 0
Nonny…

>>532251590
Just like me...

>Custom content is bad
>Blizzard content is not bad
>People want more custom content
>People don't want more blizzard content
bls eggblain :-DD

>>532251109
seething GPU scalper

>>532244931
Neither of those servers have had any new content for a while, ergo, it only makes sense that their userbases would be talking about a new server with new content.

>sciatica from playing too much on a bad chair
ah. it's finally over.

>>532252216
>makes sense that their userbases would be talking about a new server with new content.
why are they talking about epoch, then?

>>532251882
See >>532129357

>>532247472
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

In case you guys missed it a fresh TBC server named Kael'Thas released yesterday! I say we roll there and make a /wpsg/ guild.

>>532252509
not in tbc or wotlk

>>532252503
Because Ascension and Turtle are dead.

>>532251882
premise is incorrect
it should be
>custom content is bad
>blizzard content is terrible
>people want more custom content because at least it's better than what retail is shitting out

>>532252628
>tbc wotlk
Made by white developers at Blizzard 20 years ago, now long gone.

>>532251882
different people have different preferences

>>532253409
Yeah almost like saying something is good or bad like it's a matter of fact is retarded (unless I'm saying it then it is fact)

>>532252773
wotlk is 17 years old and has nothing to do with current retail

>>532254285
That’s good

>>532248313
RN?

how many bingbongs until name reservation?

>>532254630
5 hours

Could you anons let me know when exactly does the name reservation start? I haven't logged into Discord for months (scared of returning to my friends after being AWOL). Also how many characters can we create today?

I'm already bored of pochie. Wallcraft soon?

HEY STUPID UGLY STINKY UNWASHED FAT FUCK RETARDS

HOW COME MUHFUGGIN STORMFORGE SUPPORT THE CLASSIC CLIENT ON THEIR (DEAD) TBC SERVER BUT TROONDLE IS STUCK IN 1.WHATEVER AND POCHIE IS ON DOGSHITASS 3.3.5

BRONZEBEARD IS GONNA BE SHITTY GAYHOMO 3.3.5 TOO

DON'T EVEN MAKE ME TALK ABOUT GOYMANE

>>532255265
3PM 4chan time/EST
4 hours and 45 minutes from now
I think

>>532255265
4 hours and 43 minutas

>>532255437
>>532255448
thanks anons
xoxo

>>532255305
stupid ugly stinky unwashed fat fuck woggies...

>>532255265
0 sleeps 4 bongs and 40 winks from now

TOTAL SHENNA AND CROGG DEATH
RUSSIANS BTFO (jk most of you are good lads)

>>532255437
Hope everyone's ready to steal the FMC names

adolf awaits us in agarthacraft

I can't decide on my second name reservation becuae you guys haven't confirmed if we're making <The Mission> or not...

i'm going to be clicking the Randomize button because my character's name does not matter (obviously)

>>532255973
what is "the mission," anon? lay it out for us

Custom server idea
>level cap is 10 as it was in Warcraft 3, experience rates are extremely low
>classes have fewer abilities but far more focused kits of abilities, many utilities are moved to consumable items and gear
>zone level ranges are removed entirely: for example, a demon is a higher level enemy regardless of where you might encounter it
>vanilla to wrath content
>loot is much scarcer, but also buffed: vendor trash is removed, enemies now drop more valuable items like consumables in lieu of greys, chests found in mob camps are the main source of gear before dungeons and raids
>all dungeons and raids require atunement, with endgame raids like ICC, Naxx, Black Temple and so on requiring lengthy quest lines

>>532255727
I'm stealing Skoll and Skollson

4 sleepies until Pochie

>>532256083
>my character's name does not matter
But it literally does howeverbeit.

>>532256383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LHsmvjK7aE&list=RD6LHsmvjK7aE&start_radio=1

Anon it's a band...

how many names can we reserve today? Can someone quickly ask transdevs on discord?

>>532256641
boomerslop

>>532256780
>no taste
>no hoes
>no fun allowed

>>532254303
>group and raid finders
>"recycled content" aka heroics now extended to raids
>daily chores
>continued streamlining of every class
"nothing"

>>532256737
2

Time to reserve my names
>Goku
>Vegeta

>knowing that i was so memorable and left such a lasting impression on anons that they are going to "steal" my names on a server i won't play

>>532256862
no forced guild name allowed

Custom server idea
>Add TBC
>Add WoTLK

>>532257325
For me it's
>BabyGoku
>GokuSatan

>>532257112
so the people here seriously think that you need to add these systems in order to add the WoTLK zones and quest lines?

>>532257730
That's not forced. Me and anon both like it.

>>532257112
Wrath didn't have raid finder, nigger. Heroics were fine. Daily chores weren't that bad at that point of the game. Class design was peak in wrath.

>>532251882
Custom private servers adding new dungeons and raids to classic
>here’s a Venture Co. Diamond Mine dungeon in Stranglethorn for levelling players, a unique interpretation of what lays beyond the gates to Uldum, and we’ve expanded a bunch of other dungeons and raids with new sections, all for free
Blizzard adding dungeons and raids to classic
>here’s a section of a low level zone phased off with the mobs set to level 60, also we reused the Death Knight starting zone for a heccin epic Scarlet Crusade raid, that’ll be $15 plus tip

The choice is clear.

Its been decided by the [Inner Shadow Clique]. The official name of the Project Epoch /wpsg/ guild will be:


¡¡¡ <La Misión> !!!

>>532257636
who the fuck are you lit nigga pup. Go play outside.

A Panda named Pearl.

I maintain that the dalaran wow progression system ought to be implemented by every server.

>>532257848

>>532258403

>>532257798
Sounds fucking awful.

Sex with gnome cuties...

>>532258471
Wasn't Dalaran just untouched wrath? I never got to play before it died.

IT'S UP

I GOT THEM

>>532249090
proof?

holy shit how are fmc members this mentally ill?????

Epochuddies...

Weird

>>532259606
>>532259627
we need women and children first policy for login

I'm ready.

>>532258968
Dalaran wow, if I remember correctly since it's been many years, has a progression system so each character must complete content in order. You cannot enter naxx until you do eoe, even if someone else has a key, etc

I believe this system should apply to all dungeons and raids, and any custom instances added on + servers.

Private server idea:

>vanilla+
>classic client but with genders and /spit
>gay new models not in
>tmog in but you can turn it off
>copy paste turtle's survival
>copy paste pochie's pvp implementations except war mode is 20% like on turtie
>dual speccy
>copy paste pochie's group finder
>enchanting vellums
>no gdkp and botting
>israel, india, china are banned
>allowed to say nigger
>copy paste turtie gilneas
>custom dungeon raid content whatever but without mythic shit
>whatever talent system and class changes as long as every spec is viable in both pvp and pve and remains unique
>turtie's gryphons and weddings not allowed
>horde paladins and alliance shamans so alliance isn't cucked with all the retards and so fun is allowed
>custom races that aren't gay and furry
>draenei for whoever likes that
>DK included and balanced for v+, fuck your gay tranny lore
>no goymane p2w aids
>profession changes to make them all fun and based
>mammoth mounts from wrath (very important)

>>532259831
I guess that means 100% of the wpsg will have to go down with the ship

>>532259606
>>532259627
It’s going to be substantially more than 5k. For perspective, Ascension’s knockoff Epoch announcement video released a few days ago got about 20k views.

>>532259958
kek

>>532259974
Yeah, I'm expecting 5 digits on launch. It's gonna be an absolute shit show.

Why are retards obsessed with turning transmog off all of a sudden?

>>532245667
As someone that has a dogshit 1366x768 laptop. 3.3.5 clients run better than 1.12 clients lol

My pochie just downloaded a 1.3gb patchie and I can log in my acc, except it says I have the max number of toonies, even though I have none.

so are bear tanks actually "squishy" on turtle wow or is it just bad healers coping

so are bear tanks actually "squishy" on turtle wow or is it just bad healers coping

so are bear tanks actually "squishy" on turtle wow or is it just bad healers coping

>>532260349
Because freedom stupid fucking stinky tranny. It doesn't affect you in any way.

>>532259974
And michael jacksons thriller on yt has 1 billion views, yet you wouldnt see that many at a concert.

>>532260383
They haven't enabled character creation (which IS the name reservation) yet

>>532259606
SOVLUDOKINO

>>532260418
>>532260459
Kind of a cope, bears have no active mitigation so at low levels they will be eating bunch of crush and crits back to back, but at higher levels gear adds plenty of defense so it becomes much more manageable and they have amazing threat.

>>532259606
release on the 26? more like 28 because no one will fucking enter it

>>532259891
trying this hard to fit in pedro

I'm fully expecting the server to be totally unplayable for the first 8h

>>532260539
If even the shitty knockoff has that many people interested, how much larger is the interest in the genuine product?

>>532260418
Somewhat squishy at the early levels but become real beefy once you get tons of stamina/armor from gear

>>532259846
wider

>>532260509
It's a waste of devtime.

>>532260754
Trying this hard to fit in my huge cock inside your mom, nigro.>>532260778

>>532260778
More like the first weekend

Randomised name and appearance.
Gay or Kino?

>>532172660 (OP)
SOVL OP
the best one we've had so far
shame it's terribly sad too
goodbye FMC

>>532261220
brown and gay

>>532260951
still on that hijack shit nigger?

>>532261220
gayniggasfromouterspace.png

>>532260889
It's extremely easy to implement you subhuman

>>532260778
Troons from Troondle will DDOS it 100%. Yes, they are THAT PATHETIC.

>>532261426
What hijack shit, nigger?

>>532260349
I think it's a good change, more servers and even retail should copy the idea?
>but why
why not? why would more options be a bad thing for people?

>>532259846

>>532260418
They take way more damage than paladin and warrior so they need more healing but it's not an issue because they have a larger HP pool and better armor.
You can expect bear damage to be more flatlined while paladin and warrior is more rng due to the capacity to block and parry while having skills that boost block even more.

I might unironically go male undead paladin.
>b-but le heckin raid spot and gear competition
Instances are gay anyway. I will grind my own mobs, and craft my own gear.

>>532261901
one must crawft their own gear to survive in the (british voice) World of Warcrawft

>>532260418
They had no damage reduction besides dodge, no : parry, block.
Armor also quickly comes face to face with diminish returns on the armor cap, a number other tanks also easily achieve.
Druid gear is also itemized like ass for some reason. probably becasue they tried to make feral dps and feral druid separate which is retarded.
tank druids just suck ass really.

do you guys think we will see hd client for pochi?

>>532261901
go fem ud and let me smash

>>532261718
>more options good
Except when it comes to high elves being playable. Curious.

>>532261901
Based and blessed.
The Light does not Forsake.

>classic mop is just as buggy as tauri
you have to give it to the tauri devs

>>532262015
Blizzard should have added high elves years ago, the fact ion did it later and then did it outright later after his ass got cooked proves it was never about anything besides fucking over the player.
his greedy ass probably wanted to make them an expansion feature to sell people.

>>532262059
kek is it really that bad of an official launch

>>532262059
Give what? My contempt because they're just as incompetent as blizzard jeets, get paid less, and like a dogshit expansion? Okay, I will.

I will make a gnome warlock named Darkjib.

i'm ready to reserve moo, sylma, pearl and tieku names
dogfucker won't get to play

>>532262292
Make her cute and plapable

>>532260660
>>532260797
ok i tried tanking howlfang in kara10 and it was a real struggle. im about 5k hp 8k armor unbuffed and i know theres some other pre raid bis pieces im still missing but still feels really uneccesary for kara10. the other tank was basically coming back in once his stacks dropped so its not like i was holding onto the boss at 30+ stacks either.
by all means redirect me if im wrong here

>>532259846
I'm ready, sister.

Don't steal my fucking name

>>532262534
you can reserve the name "faggot", faggot

>>532262470
Jib is a man.

>>532262534
no one cares about you troon
kys

>>532262309
I'm moo not dogfucker, and I don't wanna play a female again Dwarf lol. Why did you drama obsessed losers even link me posting two screenshots to some random I don't even know. Never joining a guild from here lol

All this knot and plap posting makes me want to make a female human hunter, but I'm already planning a female human warrior and female human paladin....

im just waiting for the release of vanilla+ on ascension, im going to love the rage posts of people trying to login on epoch

>>532262643
trannies here are completely deranged, don't worry bud I know what it's like.

>>532262643
ok pearl

<knotty girls>

>>532261820
ok thats always how bears have worked then. they functionally have similar mitigation through higher ehp but i guess people just look at a flat healing parse that shows they required more healing and freak out

>>532262686
>mythic+
>multiple raid difficulties
>"manastorm" (ascension's implementation of a leveling road)
>dungeon finder
>heirlooms
>cash shop
Ah yes, vanilla+.

>>532262601
eeew

how is acension bros? i like roguelikes but it seems confusing.

Holding hands while fishing.

>>532263019
*vanilla+++
>>532263084
if you are confused just pick an archetype, theres more coming in the next season like necromancer and bloodmage

>>532262643
you reacted exactly as I expected sylmapearlmoo
i'm hunting trannies and you're on my list
good luck having fun on epoch

stinky musky rapey worgen males...

>>532263272
based

>>532263084
ascension is a roguelike if you want, theres a bunch of challenges to pick like having hunger and thirst meters

>>532263272
Okay, hunt me down while I use a completely different name and don't post screenshots you drama fueled freak

Hey guus where were the turtle custom island zones? My pfquest doesn't seem to show quests on the islands I click.

Male Tauren Hunter with a worg pet.

>>532261220
Call him blackArthas

>kinda want to go with "lulu" because its cute and funny
>DON'T want to play a gnome

le sigh

>>532263489
you will post your character eventually because you crave attention
you will starve without it and will make the mistake of thinking i forgot about you
and that is when i will get you, i'm a patient hunter

>>532263746
play orc/troll female then

>>532263746
>because its cute and funny

>>532263084
after you get used to the systems you realize its ok to play as a filler for a new season or so but it is soulless slop combining whats bad from retail with monetization incentives

How many toonies can we make per account when name reservation is released?

My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure

does this creature look like an orc or troll to you...

>>532263937
2

>>532264045
Become the purple haired gnome onahole you were always meant to be..

>>532263860
How will you know it's me Det. Retard?

woggies

>>532263860
BASED

>>532264145
i can't my pride won't let me
idk how people play the small races i can't stand being THAT small

>>532264391
You'll be a lot taller once you're mounted atop a Tauren's cock.

>>532262059
I still don't understand why they don't just run vanilla / tbc / wotlk / cata servers. Even if they gave their data to another team just to host it like stormforge it would be so much free money for them for code they already have

why do I have 3 chars but nothing shows up in my character list, i've deleted WTF and cache

uhhh ascension bros, which one of the bears is the best?

>>532264638
>classless server
>look inside
>classes

>>532264614
idk but might wanna get that sorted out so you don't lose out on precious seconds deleting characters when reserves open!

>>532264638
This is what "vanilla plus" looks like to you people?

>>532261220
name's okay
but he looks like an incel

>>532264753
Just the way we like them!

>>532263860
ill just bubble hearth away, loony troony

>>532264753
Somehow shills still pretend the server is classless.

y/n?

>>532264638
plague>thunder>nightmare not sure if they changed stuff its been some time and it only matters for higher end mythics.

>>532265323
>brown eyes
ew

>>532264753
that's the area 52 server

You say you love me but you do it from anonymity
When are you going to stop being a spineless coward?
Now you're pretending to be alone again when I haven't pushed you away at all

>>532265323
new races?

>>532265639
>Hide Post

>>532265680
It's just the wotlk client but with BE and draenei removed

>>532265680
pretty sure its just they're using the wrath client as a base but they've deleted belves and draenai hence the empty space

3 minutes late? Explain.

>>532265680
it's the wrath client retard, the devs are just hacks and couldn't be bothered editing out the white space where draenei and belves used to be

>>532265323

>>532264753
Almost as if it's a flawed premise from the start, because World of Warcraft's spells are already synergistic with other spells used by the same class, leading to classless "builds" becoming just vanilla classes with extra utilities.

>>532265323
cute, y

>>532265757
>>532265760
>>532265790
>went out of their way to remove races
wow I cant even. that's fucking extra

>>532265639
>wasting your time with boys
find a real man sis

>>532265786
can some discord troon check what the delay is?

>>532265639
you should date a man balding and in his 30s

>>532265323
submissive and breedable.
an absent, bimbo stare.

>>532265814
is trooning out the fate of all porn addicts?

You know what you did.
You know how you lied.

>>532266574
yes, eventually you realize the ultimate high going against your biology for the taboo.

<Male Undead Paladin Fishing Club>

>"turtle wow fixes vanilla!"
>warrior still the best at both of its roles but now you can bring a paladin tank to handle trash pulls larger than 3 mobs
did they really just buff paladin and forget about the other classes?

>>532266574
It's the fate of all incels, really.

>>532267181
not all see elliot rodgers

>>532267181
Yes, eventually you realize that life treats women unfairly in a positive manner and you should become the girl instead of pointing it out.

>>532267084
the formula is so good, epoch does it too

>>532267286
We can't all be Supreme Gentlemen.

>>532267286
Yes, eventually you realize that to change the world posting on forums isn't enough.

>>532267286
There's always some exceptions, Anon. Also a bit chunk of them can get a fat gf and become normalfags.

>>532267361
>epoch
warriors are a meme with tbc talents and druid is going to be the best tank by a mile

>>532266574
>>532267181
>>532267327
Faggots try to justify their mentally ill fetishes (GONE WOKE!!!)

>>532198414
It's the majority of them, there's a reason ugly people haven't been genetically bred out of existence. eventually women hit a wall and their standards lower. all incels need to do is aim lower and wait.

>>532267620
>I saw that happen a lot of times
>"then you must be one of them!"
Autism is also a serious condition that might lead to trooning out, yes.

>>532267517
desu its not even that hard to get a gf for just about anyone, lower standards and put the tiniest amount of effort in. once the biological clock starts ticking the sub-optimal females will become desperate for partners and at that point the fact that you have the means to fulfill their biological purpose is "good enough".

although its probably better to not fall for it. in some ways you could consider trooining out a defense mechanism against that as well as your own biological clock.

>>532267620
nah bro ur just dumb that post doesn't justify shit, it's just a fact.

>>532267773
>>532267908
Literally never happens IRL, maybe stop living your life behind a computer screen in your loli-themed goon cave.

>>532267084
Paladin is fine for single target

>>532265704
I don't know why but this made me laugh.

>>532267964
>incels never troon out irl
bullshit, I bet I could find atleast one troon whose backstory is
>yea i used to hate women but then i decided to become one.

>>532267856
>its probably better to not fall for it
Totally but plenty of people don't have a strong will and others just don't want to be alone (or don't know how to be alone), which is common as you get older and your friends start moving out due work, marrying, dying, etc.

>>532267964
>incels trooning out never happened
Here, have a last (you). Don't spend it on HRT.

You faggots are really having a full ass discussion about trannies in a WoW thread?

Jesus christ what happen to you he/hims?

incel = trannies is a demoralization psy-op btw

>>532268095
>>532268197
Trannies don't exist IRL, and thank God for that.

So with cross faction grouping and cross faction auction houses, there's 0 reason to play horde, since you can even get their racials as alliance.

>>532268197
yeah women WILL figure out how to break that will of yours and lure you into impregnating them. and once the seed has been planted there's no going back... enjoy the inevitable divorce and the alimony

>>532268484

PvP faction chud

>>532268613
this. horde will always flag up while alliance white flight to ironforge

>>532268484
Alliance races, zones, and even cities are inferior to Horde's.

troonsis it`soover

>>532268859
How so? Barrens is a fucking slog to level in. You literally can't beat Elwynn/Redridge/Duskwood in terms of theme and atmosphere. Westfall is garbage.

>>532268859
Objectively false. Kalimdor was rushed and it shows.

>>532268573
>enjoy the inevitable divorce and the alimony
I wish this was a shitpost but I'm a court clerk and yea a lot of the guys if not most are average looking guys who just suddenly realize they're about to spend the next xx years in finical debt. You don't even get the benefit of being able to move on like you would with a bad girlfriend becasue if you miss payments you will be harassed. it's brutal. always make sure she's the right one.

>>532268956
still 2 and a half hours to go

>>532268956
>>532265323
I thought name res wasn't until 3pm EST?

More recent data from the CDC’s National Survey of Family Growth (2025) estimates the probability of a first marriage ending in divorce within 10 years at 36% for women aged 15–44. Extrapolating to a full lifetime, the figure aligns with the 40–43% range, as most divorces occur early in marriage.

Horde are
>ugly
>evil
>shit
You're an inferior person if you like the horde.

>>532269031
The Barrens is iconic, and once you understand the zone (which you will because you're going to go there a dozen times) it's very satisfying to run the neat little loops in the upper half of the zone while leveling. I like the feeling of coming together with the rest of the Horde to level there. While I played and enjoyed the vaunted Defias questline, far too many Alliance quests involve running back-and-forth from one zone to another to deliver quest items to this or that person. It's exhausting.
The races are the big problem:
>human
>short human
>shorter human
>purple human
They're not aesthetically diverse enough. Gnomes are abysmal fucking dog shit and their analog on the Horde, Trolls, are infinitely more interesting. While some of human and night elf history is interesting, dwarves are the only Alliance race that actually appeal to me.

>>532269774
I like alliance more but barrens makes you really attached to your character. the zone is really immersive.

>>532269282
i wish it was too man. yeah that's why men need to retain their standards. lots of bad women out there. and they'll take advantage of you if you're weak.

Ascensionjeets, you told us this was releasing in July.

>>532269550
you can log on and start designing your character
you just can't create it yet because maximum character limit is set to 0

>>532270656
no, the minimum character is 2 and max char limit is like 15 or something retard

>>532269594
I just like how zuggy the orcs are man

Chinese HC guild is mad about wiping on Moam in AQ20.
https://turtle-wow.org/bug-report?id=14616

>>532270804
well i meant character as in player-character not a text character or whatever

>>532270884
>Chinese
Tnaks GOD Epoch will ban vpn turders

>>532270884
>playing hardcore on turtle
that's retarded so it's on them, no rolling back even if bugs happen.

>>532270884
They should of had a video. I'm not sure why any fucker would be dumb enough to play HC and not record at all times if they're even going to think about appealing.
they're fucked anyway.

>hardcore raiding

this is another level of retardism desu get fucked retards

>>532271148
why don't the CN just play on their own CN private servers? why play on a euro server with worse ping? aiya

>>532271865
hardcore raiding is pure ego.

incels are unironically worse than trannies
i'd rather play with trannies who lighten up the mood and make others happy despite hating themselves, than a failed male incel faggot who is bitter, depressed, hateful and their only quality is trying to bring down others to their poo level
die in a gutter incel trash

when did you guys really the epoch devs are retarded?

>>532272021
https://youtu.be/Ql4JgBBgHA4

>>532272021
>whoa you've got real problems and they weight on you?
well yea anon everyone would rather interact with a jester than someone going through depression.

>>532272083
time zones were outsourced to indians

>>532272021
Except trannies are just incels that thought they could cheat not being able to have sex with a woman by becoming the woman and getting fucked.

>>532272083
did they come out from 1971? its UTC.

Can we get more blogposts from the man pretending to be a woman being upset at other men?

>>532272021
BASED

>>532272021
Pot really calling the kettle back with this one

I don't think I wanna play with you people anymore

I swear the average IQ of this thread is below 80

It's all just highschool gossip fake drama bullshit, I'll raid with some fun boomer dadgamers instead, go kys

>>532269594
and yer horde has all the world firsts
curious!

>>532272021
what is an incel? you guys use that word alot these days.

All my punk ass friends for Epoch want to go alliance this time around but I want to play a troll warrior, shits not fair

>>532272790
How long have you been comming to this thread?

>>532272089
>ip grabber
no thanks
>>532272142
you can be depressed and not be a bitter piece of shit like incels are
>>532272239
so what? they're better people now, they changed and stopped trying to make others miserable
>>532272409
incel
>>532272724
esl incel retard your skin is brown like poop
>>532272862
a failed male who blames others for his shortcomings, usually women