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Update this week bros
>>532186424 (OP)this thread won in the marketplace of ideas
>>532186424 (OP)thanks for the hand
>>532186443WE'RE IN HERE!
>>532186901no we're not fuck off
>>532186821Zesty has always won
>>532187039truth hurts huh
and another thing: yore ugleh
playing with my fempyro slut some dustbowl later tonight, god i love tf2
>tf2 community complains
>valve does the bare minimum
>the majority of the community instantly either forgives or stops caring about the problem
>then the community starts getting mad
rinse and repeat
Why are tf2 fags like this
all the people who like floydspam can go to the other thread; it was clearly made for you. there you can be exactly who you want to be
and stay there
>>532186424 (OP)this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>532187268i'm not like this
>>532187330It does, Fempyro is a playable character in Freak Fortress 2.
>>532187330what do you mean, it's the pyro
Anyone here know when the update is dropping? I really want to try the new maps with my kitten, hopefully the mobster gets added in.
>>532187480Pyro is a male.
uh oh he's meltying because no one's using his shit thread
>>532187495Tuesday or Thursday?
>>532187605this post was fact checked by true american soldiers: False
>>532187685I believe this patriot
why the fuck does this george floyed poster keep doing his shitty meme.
Does he not have a life?
>>532187752>Does he not have a life?Correct. Not just that but severe autism as well.
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>>532187752Some people just want to watch the world burn
>>53218775You should be thankful this meme single handily revived this thread, prior to him being mentioned the thread was going at a snails pace; now it's lively!
>>532187685Incorrect, he is voiced by a male.
>>532187614Even though it's more related than this thread as proven by this poster.
>>532187261>>532187752Because it's the funniest meme that I have ever seen on /tf2g/.
>>532187941>Incorrect, he is voiced by a male.and bart simpson and timmy turner are voiced by women
>>532187495great... *unzips pants*
>>532187941>Incorrect, he is voiced by a male.I guess Timmy Turner is a woman and Demoman is white then. Retard.
>Because it's the funniest meme that I have ever seen on /tf2g/.You're the only autist that thinks so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
the funniest meme produced by /tf2g/ is the simpsons meme
>>532187752he spammed it a bunch, hoping it would catch on, everyone told him to fuck off, so he doubled down on his retarded behavior. simple as
>>532187843>>532187930he also has frequent tantrums every time he gets banned and starts spamming
pastas and scat porn
real sad shit
>>532188230Joe Hawley owes me fucking sex.
>>532188262bonzo is such an ugly unusual
>>532188273Summer update is almost here, what are you looking forward to anon?
>>532188338and you still haven't forgiven him since then..
>>532188361>>532188338He sounds like a complete loser, lol
>>532188192>>532188376Ratposter has blessed the real thread
>>532188734he sounds like it because he is
>>532188734Less of a loser than someone who wanks to images of shit with less dimensions than this.
>>532187752sh*rtoids are the lowest form of life
>>532188734he is, he keeps telling us how much of a loser he is too
just last thread he announced he was a volcel and faps to facebook pics without anyone asking
can we talk about tf2 instead of someone who posts every time...
>>532188863why are you so obsessed with other people's masturbation habits
>>532188956all it makes me feel is like demofloyd won by you guys doing this.
>>532188989Because people on here announce what they wank to all the time.
>>532189110>entire thread laughing and making fun of you>erm... that means I won ackshually
>>5321892361. im not the demofloyd poster
2. this is tf2g not demofloyd poster general.
i'd rather have an op image be demofloyd than discuss demofloyd for the first 100 posts, but that's just me
I'm just gonna go play the game, see you guys back after you settle down
Looks like the Emporium is still trying to find ways to go after Vipes, this time being someone named "AzelleXD"
https://youtu.be/hZsyLFB3GWA
If you ever think you hate the Emporium too much, you don't.
>>532188956I hope da mobstah gets in and Zesty's "source" is wrong
>>532187138>>532187495>>532188373https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/62/Soldier_HatOverHeartTaunt04.wav
>>532189367Why are Swishcast members like this? Azelle, indii, Cashu, what the fuck is their problem?
>>532189442Have you played the game mode? It's actually so damn fun, zesty should play it on stream. Maybe get some of the creators on to interview them.
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>>532189651Because they're assholes. And when you call them out on it, they hide behind the LGBT umbrella as defense, saying you're just being a biggot. I know plenty of people who aren't assholes that identify as LGBT.
They just don't wanna accept actions have consequences
>>532188230I want these comsetics so bad, even if halloween restricted
>>532189367>AzelleXDtranny got btfo'd with that "gaming conservatism" video that he can only resort to make fun of other people he dislikes lol
>>532189367>>532190329it's funny, this isn't the first video they did taking shots at vipes, there's a few.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYfYCp8opf4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=503QlXWPo2k
granted these are about the bigboi videos, but read between the lines. it's pretty fuckin clear. just their latest one went fully mask off.
>>532189651They want TF2 and its community to be wholesome and united (see: agree with their opinions) so when people like zesty, richter or bigboigames start opposing their views they seethe and try to paint them as bigots
>>532189367Why Vipes? Why keep going after him? He's a fucking nobody that they're gonna end up streisandeffecting into someone. Go after Zesty or some other sloptuber. You're not making yourselves look good by punching down. If anything it puts more eyes on everything you all have done.
>>532192190>Why Vipes? Why keep going after him? He's a fucking nobody that they're gonna end up streisandeffecting into someone. I've never been able to figure that out. They all act like he ran over their dog or something but the "worst" we've been able to uncover is one of these autists (ScienceDILF/Kazuki) didn't like the way he claimed Mewtwo in a forum RP once.
And if that's indicative of anything it's that it's probably all insanely petty autistic grudges like that.
>>532192190probably to get him to mentally break, an hero, or both. they can't stand that someone went after their golden geese, two shithead workshoppers. we're gonna be seeing some fireworks in the next few months.
>>532192449I've been in the Emporium discord, even asked directly what it was that Vipes did. No one ever once gave me a straight answer, and instead said some variation of "why don't you ask him instead?" If he truly did do something, you can bet they wouldn't shut the fuck up about it like they do to Zesty, so my best guess is "just because we can".
>>532192880Heafloyd Weaponsguy...
>>532192959I don't think it would just be for no reason, otherwise there'd be more no-names they'd go after just because they're nobodies.
I think NeoDement (head honcho) got mad that Vipes made the Seared Sorcerer which robbed xer of getting the Runic Robes in the game. Some of them still bring that up here.
>tf2 general is only active when theres george floyd or other slop posts
grim
>>532193401Thing is, the hate started way before the whole Seared Sorcerer/Runic Robes bullshit, according to Vipes himself.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/97owys/in_light_of_the_recent_events_in_the_tf2/
This was seven years ago. The Seared Sorcerer didn't get in until 2020. Been mostly behind the scenes, but thanks to people like Zesty and BigBoi, it's starting to get more eyes on it. I may not agree fully with their takes, but I can't deny they're getting people to notice just how fucked up the Emporium is.
>>532193771Less sloppy than "memes" involving cartroon girls.
>>532193771AI was a mistake, it lets unfunny talentless retards spam their shit
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Dont post in pyrofloyd threads. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi
>>532194659Incorrect, AI is great.
>>532194812Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Do post in based pyro threads. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>532194913I can see why you'd think so, if you were Indian.
>>532195015Kitboga is a racist piece of shit that abuses people from lesser developed countries for the sole purpose of entertainment.
There's just something that sits wrong with me about the dynamics of scam baiting. He talks almost exclusively with scammers from India and nearby regions. Kit doesn't reveal so much anymore, but on the occasions where he does have open talk with the scammers you'll often hear him tell the scammer to "Just get a different job lol".
India has a lot of political and economic strife. (I'm DEFINITELY not saying that America is great, because from a European perspective they really arent). There are over a billion people, and there aren't enough jobs that pay well enough to support all their families. If I was in a situation where I had to steal food or starve, I'd steal that food. I don't think it's a far leap to think that if my economic situation is in danger, if my family was on the verge of homelessness, if medical bills were putting us behind, I could see myself stealing from people to keep surviving. I wouldn't steal from the poor, but I would try to get by with what I could scrape away. The west is literally overflowing with riches so it makes sense for them to target the US.
>>532194951this butt femsoldier
>anon pities the scammers
good morning saar
>>532194659death to the abominable intelligence
>>532194312but still slop
nothing more jeetcoded than gooning to fempyro
MAAAM WHY DID YOU REDEEM MAAM NOOOOO!!!
>>532194535Heโs so HIDEOUS bros
and I HATE it
>>532196142don't call blerma hideous...
>>532195425unironically trvke
>Syringe Guns Don't Suck, You Do [TF2] (Syringe Gun Guide) (17:31)
>>532195425unironically false coal
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>>532192880heavy breathing guy
>>532194762kek
(my pfp in steam is Adam Lanza)
>>532197478transcoded post
the rat and the lucky shart were probably posted by the OP himself
>>532187752>Does he not have a life?You're on this website, what did you expect?
>>532198154I...I have a life though
waking up at 7 am to post fempyro and green lolishit goblins pictures does not constitute having a life, ranjeet
I havent posted fempyro and lolishit though
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>>532198451I meant that you are on this website, where most of the anons are losers. did you feel identified, anon?
>>532199089uh, so anyways, when is the summer update going to come out
>>532198875Give me your ass, cutie.
>>532199198So you care more about a game update than your life? Get a life, anon.
>>532199465I walked into that, didnt I....
>>532199645Don't you care about making your parents proud? Studies? Work? A wife? Children? Shame on you.
>>532199886I will never have any of those.
>>532199886:(
you are right, its time to get off 4chan
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>>532186901>"real thread">page 8, ignored by all the ritualpostersl m a o
>>532198075I was, i was fragging out with a heal slut... was it you?
>Zestus is about to get cancelled on xitter over bings0y being fake statement by easily-triggered elmaxo
kek don't even know who is the biggest faggot in this situation
>>532201131really? @zesty bing onions being fake is a meme invented by this place, don't be serious about it :heart:
>>532201131Unironically ran into bingsoy once while practing pyro det jumps on some random aussie server hosting a pyro jump map; i was the only one in there and he joined. It was kind of neat.
fempyro posters, this is your mentality
>>532202538nvm read the thread, gigachadsty dgaf
>>532202879thats a fella innit
>>532202879i would have them be my pocket med
>>532202879Have you tried looking up "fempyro" on steam communities; it's unironically 99% trans people lol
>>532202879>19 years on steamThis individual is like 30 years old! TF!!?!?
>>532203098>>532203029it's unironically a 30+ years old tranny
>>532203098>>532203170Post yfw you're not dotsoi
>>532203069>TransFemPyroantimatter coal
>>532203374thanks heavens i am not d*tsy
yuck
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>>532203469i really dont wanna see that shit, its just sad
>>532203753it gets really bad
apparently this tranny furfag has a website but I am not clicking that shit it is probably an ip grabber set up by xim
>>532204025>3 Viva 3.0 TrackersHe should watch out...
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>>532204025>fempyro.com is unironically owned by a trans person
>>532204025this guy has fucking merchandise in his website
>https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198016621705/
fempyro posters look like this and they're heckin' valid or something
> I love pissing transphobes off~
xe commissions art of his fempyro OC too
stop, please stop. its just too horrible...
>>532205495transpbobes won living rent free in their head 24/7
>>532205495why is most comissioned tf2 art so shit
>>532205662we need to keep going
>>532205924failed artist reusing ych poses they found online
>SKIN INFANT BABIES!!!!!!!!
>>532206003yeah, i think if they moved the pyro closer to the hammer stance wise it'd seem plausible; it's just straight up shit and doesnt help its used by some cornball fempyro fan
>>532206126on a list award
>>532205875my brother in christ you're letting trannies live in YOUR head rent free
>>532206563xe should be in jail
>>532206654i live in your walls rent free
2.1 hours played
demolloyd poster would absolutely shitstomp this tranny in MGE
>tfw your account got posted on /tf2g/
>>532206834you're right let's talk about team fabulous again
>>532206796nice try fag but I'm not trans
stop letting trannies dominate your life and talk about the fucking game
fempyro OP winning actually broke the schizo
>>532207109talk about what you want in the summer update or literally anything more productive
what's with all these cheaters
pyro mains are unironically like this
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197995003316
>>532207781fuck off metabolic
>>532207781jail all pyro mains at this point
>>532207571the summer update was cancelled didn't you see it?
>>532171109
Tbh the disproportionate amount of fempyro profiles being that way is scary and odd
Sniper mains > Pyro mains
>>532208005you can find trannies for literally anything if you specifically look for it
it's called a confirmation bias
>>532208059No, it's straight up like every profile in the steam search though
>>532208048https://steamcommunity.com/id/CMag19/
sniper mains look like this
>>532208005the one with that "SKIN INFANT BABIES!" previous name really paints the whole picture of the kind of person that goons to fempyro
>>532208234>every that's not true and you know it
>>532208281it's 99% of them...
I sent friend requests to all of these accounts
>>532206887>t. shallow god
>>532208379you're skipping over any not related to trannies and many of the ones you're posting don't even say anything about trannies you're just assuming they are...
that's what we call a confirmation bias buddy
>>532208480do not lump shallow god in with them
>>532208267Team Fortress 2 is a game for straight white males which exclusively attracts trannies. I guarantee every poster in this thread has gender dysmorphia at the least. As a result none of the posters have any idea what they are and are therefore incapable of the following:
>relating to anybody else>understanding anybody else's point of view >accepting the existence of any opinion contrary to their own>acknowledging any personal fault or failing >changing their minds or developing an idea in any way>ever growing as a person/tf2g/ is a self-made hell for society's most worthless dregs. It needs no demons or lakes of fire because its inhabitants will forever torment each other.
I also guarantee that everybody that reads this will think to themselves, "yeah! That describes every /tf2g/ poster perfectly - except me, of course. I'm nothing like the others!"
>>532206985the ones that don't play the game are the fpyro gooners
>>532207781it gets worse the more you look at the profile
>>532208578accept my friend request then!!! shallow god did actually get his profile posted here once or twice thoughbeit
>>532207781the fuck is a club audacity. is that some furry gooner thing?
>>532208762I have no friend requests other than CS2 scammers/bots WHICH I DON'T EVEN HAVE TRADABLE ITEMS FOR STOP ADDING ME
>>532208059this
>>532208005you can find just as many medic main trannies or (insert main here) trannies if you specifically look for them
you're proving nothing but that trannies exist
>>532208912idc, im not posting these profiles, i just looked it up out of curiosity and saw an overwhelming amount confirming what that poster said.
fempyro lives in the schizo's head rent free
fempyro won
>532209095
>t. not allowed within 500 feet of teufort elementary
>>532209045It's really the case
>>532209045most of them don't say anything about being trans you're just assuming they are
as the other anon said you're proving nothing but the fact that you're obsessed
>>532209327i clicked a handful of them, and again overwhelmingly they had trans identify stuff or groups on their profile.
>>532202879>>532203469>>532204025>>532204602The creator of fempyro is a straight white man happily married to a (biological) wife out living his life while you're frantically stalking steam profiles on a new mexican hat trading forum. Really puts things in perspective
our opinions anons?
https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=2220786404
>>532209470oh yeah these ones
>>532207584>>532206876>>532206705>>532205939TOTALLY have steam groups and trans flags and aren't just private profiles with nothing there
fuck off schizo
>>532209531>Combust to her asssilly sister lol
>>532207781sir, we're posting fempyro gooners, not pyro mains in general.
>>532209509>college graduate>married>makes mods for funfempyro chads can't stop winning...
>>532209509i don't think anyone here is talking about the fempyro mod creator bubba, rather the "people" who like to larp as fempyro
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>>532209635I didn't look at all of them man, i'm not the one posting those image. Again I straight up saw what i saw and from personal experience from even coming into contact with fempyro named accounts in casual who happened to be trans just find it odd.
>>532209801You're trying to prove a nonexistent point that everyone who likes fempyro is trans by proving... some steam accounts have "fempyro" in the name and only a handful are actually trans
Go get a life like the fempyro creator did and stop spamming our thread.
you don't speak for me commie
>>532209928Tbh you could just ignore his funny posts and not spam your own obesssion with fempyro, its creator, etc. Just ignore discussions you do not like.
>>532209928>somethe majority
also nice seethe post
>>532210131But then I wouldn't be able to laugh at him and his pathetic existence, anon
>>532210182you sound stupid, sorry but take your own advice and stop spamming/find a wife/live a happy life.
so am I supposed to care about any of this shit or what
>>532210354you got anything better to do?
>>532210318I do have a life, gf, etc, I decided to check on tf2g after getting off work and found it in this sad state of affairs. Better to say something and try to get that anon to realize the error of his ways than let him keep seething
>>532210354Nope
>>532210448>Caring this much about /tf2g/'s current state, yet fails to see how he is also adding fire to the flameWhatever i tried
bot trannies are now ddosing community servers
>>532210448>it is you who is seething not me who totally has a life and a gf btw >sharing screenshots of the profiles of the people who enjoy fempyro goonbait is bad and i hope you see the error of your ways or somethingholy retard
>>532206126
>>532206126I will say this profile is so cursed and should be studied
>>532211121Bro, I just got here and you've specifically spent the last hour and a half of your life looking up/looking for trannies and spamming them here out of nothing but your own anger, my message is to just try and do literally anything more productive with your time
>>532210960no they aren't
>>532211328honest to god trvke
>>532211328what he's posting is funny as fuck tho
>>532211449>random steam accounts that mention fempyro in some way>nothing else just like a fempyro pfp or nameOh yeah... the pinnacle of comedy
dear god this thread is cringe. At least utg is funny in its stupidity. This is just painful
>>532211594thanks for your input, but lol
>>532211658believe me when I say it's not normally this bad. we're in the middle of a schizo spergout because no one wanted to use his thread
>>532211594>>nothing else just like a fempyro pfp or namewhy lie?
I love this thread, I just don't really think it's important to engage with something I don't like.
>utg
ah shit hide your minors, d*tsy is here
>>532211796I'm not... the majority of these don't mention anything about being trans and that's what he's choosing to spam
>>532211121>>532209531>>532208682>>532208267>>532207584
this thread just kinda died off out of nowhere
Update tomorrow
Trust the plan
I just wanna grill for god's sake
>>532214235schizo finally went to bed. also 4chan may be shitting itself.
>>532214628why did he get so mad at someone claiming it wasn't real?
>>5322149092beefair it's probably frustrating to have someone with an audience call your vid fake for no real reason
>>532215054but it is obviously fake
>>532215212how
>>532214657poop is coming out of 4chan's asshole...
>>532214657you're still here...
>532216254
oh fuck nevermind this nigger never sleeps apparently
>>532215054>>532215054>thewhat's joke is totally fine and only deserves a sarcastic response, although it does make some people question whether or not bing sonion is real.>zesty's opinion which was seen by fewer people than thewhat's tweet somehow assblasts elmaxo to the moon... againShame Zesty's backed down. Should just tell this schizo to take his daily pills and fuck off.
>Tfw have some expensive ass war paint
>Still use botkiller/strange because it count kills.
I wish valve added a tier of metal above refined. Refined metal takes up so much inventory space and its worthless. It would have been cool if they added another tier and make it so you could trade like three of them (so nine refined metal) up for civilian grade warpaints or something.
>>532209538I feel like Iโve seen that jacket a million times before but the cap plus hair/mustache is decent.
ctf_applejack is actually a pretty great ctf map
>>532221832>so you could trade like three of them (so nine refined metal) up for civilian grade warpaints or something.This would also be a great way to make it so you could craft graded hats from older cases and serve as a metal sink
Iโm not taking my Gunboats off.
I am Gunboats OโToole.
>>532222183I like to play CTF Applejack while gooning to Applejack from MLP
>>532222878My gunboats are stapled on my feet. Imagine being a worse scout or caring about your teammates
Couldn't be me
>>532222183There's a lot of nice ctf maps in general but you don't see them much because people feel the need to ultra try hard on anything that isn't 2fort or turbine so the game's over in five minutes
Maybe the real update were the Mobsters we made along the way
>>532189367>>532189651>look up who azelle is>check comments>see two retards fightinghttps://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198193651518
never change furfags
>>532214331im getting dizzy
>>532227682just incase the two retards delete their comments
>>532189367>>532227682>>532228926>look him up in the emporium>he's there>just joined in february, made 6 posts in march to post a shitty demo concept and that's itthis is 100% someone's alt
>>532230527How do I get my loadout to look like this
>>532230625estrogen pills
>>532230527Have they shat on Vipes recently in the discord, or do they keep that to only here?
>>532230820no, when I say he made 6 posts for the shitty demo concept that was it, there was nothing else
that's what makes me think it's an alt, he hasn't posted since march and someone that inactive in the emporium would not know who vipes is
>>532227682>>532228926Wow. Just fucking wow. Even when being mocked right in his face, Vipes tries to be the bigger man. He's way too nice to be dealing with this shit. I would have told that bitch to get bent with their first reply.
>>532230971I meant has anyone in the Emporium in general. Since they like to bring him up so much here, figured they'd also be saying things behind closed doors.
>>532228926>lambast BigBoi for not wanting to hear the Emporium's side and not reaching out to them>Vipes willingly asks an Emporium member to talk and discuss, gets metaphorically spat onsome things aren't mathin, ya feel me?
>>532231087they haven't mentioned him since may when vipes posted his video, when they all tried to discredit it in the usual way (it's old so it don't matter)
I posted this before but it's the same
>>532231853>his own friends warned meread: his friends didnโt tell me, metabolic and drew did
>>532231853At this point the Emporium should release the Vipes List
once again, a lot of humans turn out to be le bad
>>532231985no you don't get it metabolic said he's friends with vipes and he's telling the truth because erm, he has more self mades than vipes does
>>532231853#ReleaseTheVipesFiles
>>532189367>>532228926>>532230527Probably would be decent for kiwianon to add to the Emporium thread.
is it possible to have the game play both the death dingaling sound and the regular hit sound at the same time?
>>532228926One day this smugness will bite this troon in the ass.
>>532236171Both were acting pretty smug. If anything Vipes was being an instigator.
>Watch video on TF2 economy
>Talks about how the game is dying and eventually if it falls hard enough there'll be a market crash because of player to rare item ratio and shit
Ahhh
a man can dream
>>532228926>Makes Vipes of all people look like the reasonable oneLol. Canโt blame Azelle, being a black French tranny is living life on hardcore mode
>>532241830Ooh. Do you have examples of Vipes being unreasonable?
>>532236528>Both were smug>Vipes was the instigatorYou sure you read the same comment chain as the rest of us?
>zesty: "lol bing onions fake"
>elmaxo: "your bone headed fan base will vacuum up any take you give because you're the based truth telling pariah of the tf2 community!!! but you are blatantly wrong about this and i guarantee you are blatantly wrong about a whole load of the shit you say."
holy shit elmaxo is a schizo
actually rent free
>>532244468Why is he so defensive about this one character in one video?
He literally went out of his way to clip a random stream from a third party that had zesty and monkey playing where they casually mentioned they didnโt think heโs real.
Good thing he quit I guess
>>532244850bing onions was his big break I guess, but oh lord the trauma dumping - his own fans were telling him to pipe down
oh look the attention whore's thread died at like 12 posts
not big souprice
Reminder that TF2 has been declining because of tourists projecting their internalized hatreds.
>>532249342Ironic them saying that considering they acted like this
>>532228926They sure made fun of Vipes, but I donโt think heโs a Zesty supporter.
>>532249342>if you think itโs not cool to harass workshopโฆYour own kind doesnโt even follow that, considering everything that happened.
Quick reminder that this entire TF2 art style debate is led by a published scientist with a PHD. Meanwhile, the people who oppose it are trannies that dox people.
>>532249342Isnโt this the fag who made that โgaming conservatismโ video, which was ruthlessly lampooned by the marketplace of ideas?
>>532250849does he have a phd in tf2 artstyles or something
>about to have 100% uber
>Disconnected: Processing Time Exceeded
MOTHERFUCKER-
>>532249342These people really shouldn't mention Zesty getting donations as a motive because he has cash money outside of TF2, unlike many worksloppers who really do rely on the game for income
>>532189367>PLEASE care about my friendgroup dramaAbrams won. Deadlock won. TF2 lost.
Deadlock won in the marketplace of ideas.
Shallow God posts in the deadlock general now. He has abandoned /tf2g/. So should you. Pootis
>>532256232even if you take teamworktfs shoddy numbers tf2 still has more players than deadlock lmao
https://steamdb.info/app/1422450/charts/
https://teamwork.tf/community/statistics
>>532253000https://youtu.be/VUTDej0sk8I
>>532255160>'e 'as uber?>drop eet
>>532249342They hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
>>532253000https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOjxhvqm_is
>>532189367I've watched this entire video, he doesn't mention Vipes,
am I missing something?
I don't like this faggot but can I get a TL:DR on this shit?
No clue what is happening in this video.
>>532258228What did you mean by this
>>532259316Meant for the person who made the shitty gaming conservatism video.
>>532255762Spy if he looked cool and didnโt look like a fruity french cheese eating surrender m*nkey
>>532258567Itโs heavily implied. If youโve watched Vipesโ video
https://youtu.be/anSdQOTF6aY
Then the two BigBoi videos
https://youtu.be/tJ0u4dHJeac
https://youtu.be/nHGXvEFaA2o
Then the previous videos of Azelleโs
https://youtu.be/wYfYCp8opf4
https://youtu.be/503QlXWPo2k
TL;DR the BigBoi videos came first, detailing some things about Vipes. Azelle then decided to โdunkโ on the videos, as well as make fun of the stuff Vipes went through. Vipes then proceeded to make his own video detailing everything, touching many things BigBoi didnโt. Azelle then made that most recent video to โfire backโ at Vipes, leading to Vipes confronting them here
>>532228926
>>532259667>youtube dramayawn
>he said she said xe said drama
>6 different youtube links
>names i do not recognize nor care about, nor would ever care about
eyup, erectin a filter!
>>532260128Nah, just Emporium drama. Two fags in the emporium doxxed and harassed Vipes, as well as stealing his identity. When he confronted them, as well s the Emporium, the Emporium took the side of the two fags, then pretty much open seasonโd on Vipes, allowing everyone to attack him under the guise heโs just a mean little bigot.
>>532230527why do trannies always pick these fucking retarded names?
Azelle
Luna
Fae
csgo
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>>532260440https://voca.ro/15iNDshxz08I
wwyd if the engineer said this to u?
>>532260440Do what you want, unfortunately this is /tf2g/ history. Itโs been going on longer than youโve been active in this general.
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why are you guys so obsessed with ecelebs
this isnt healthy
>>532260774He isnโt an eceleb. Heโs just a nobody who happens to be part of our generalโs history.
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/text/Vipes/
>>532260607g-gawrsh......
I had a dream last night Mr. Slin started streaming Risk again
I miss him fellas
Can someone explain a nigga the latest castaway drama?
its curious how much skill variance there is in the lowest divs of comp leagues compared to the high divs
Lowest divisions in comp leagues will literally have a mix of comp guys who could easily play 1 or 2 divisions above without realizing it (or realizing it but wanting to win in the low div) and complete newb pubbers who think pubstomping means they will easily win or at least do good in competitive
Its kinda like a "take your car to the racetrack" day where people show up with sportscars but also with their unmodified shitboxes and everyone competes together anyway, and half of the guys do pic related on the first match of the season and disband
>>532262298fellow slinthusiast
i used to frequent his streams many years ago, and his videos were pretty good too
>>532263240there's only one person in this thread that this can be and you added me on discord
>>532262361if rgl wants to fix AM. Make it easier to get back into NC and make IM a free division. There's a ton of people stuck in AM simply cause they don't want to give RGL any money. And some other people are pure garbage hardcore stuck NC
>>532260774Why are you so obsessed with a cartoon bear?
>>532262572i just joined the slincord and this is what I found
dude is working out and bettering himself instead of playing video games. Sad!
aaaaaAAAAAHHH YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
tf2
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I've got the urge to play this again, after more than a decade.
Is it worth it? What changed?
I only play on 2fort. Usually pyro, soldier or engineer.
>>532268449They nerfed the ambassador to the ground and that's pretty much it
Enjoy!
>>532268545What the fuck!
>>532268730they also removed the sandman stun
how long until TF2 is removed from steam
https://youtu.be/BNlQ3WaeKzM
>>532269127Tonight's the night right here right now I swear
>>532269175the final summer update.
>>532268449You probably won't notice much difference on 2fort or Hightower.
>>532270165Can't fool me, I already checked today.
>>532268545>>532270054Thanks. Did the game stop being retarded with all the crates/hats/etc?
Ctf is a good gamemode when you donโt have a bitch in your ear telling you it sucks because their only exposure to it was 2fort.
Landfall is one of the best maps in the game.
>>532273059ctf sawmill is an underrated gem
>>532273059b-but itโs not competitively viable!!!
Iโm very confident that 5 years from now, an entire generation of players will cite competitive as the reason they started playing tf2.
CTF isnโt bridging the gap! It should be removed!
>>532264804Obsessed? What makes you say that?
>>532264804Because Iโm an overweight manchild who doesnโt play tf2 and Iโd rather watch my toddler cartoons. There, I said it. Happy now?
>>532274993But I want it now.
>>532273963>>532274993>>532275278it's time to go to bed ranjeet, stop posting lolishit outside of your containment thread
>>5322752782 weeks
2 weeks
532275626
(You)
>>532274693The only thing thatโs fat about me is my ass, thank you very much.
โฆ Assuming youโre actually talking about me and not someone else.
>>532275626This post has nothing to do with Team Fortress 2.
>>532275759neither do the goblin posts
>>532202879This guy still posts here all the time, he's just lonely bro
>>532275949goblin cock is a certified 10/10 server what are you talking about
>>532228926>>532231391The sheer patience of this man, I'd say it's time we got more Vipes items added to the game
>The only thing thatโs fat about me is my ass, thank you very much.
>โฆ Assuming youโre actually talking about me and not someone else.
>>532264453its a shame they decided to keep both the paid and the free divisions on the same league, it used to be that they were parallel realities back in the UGC & ESEA days, UGC was a perfect place for goofing around but you knew serious players weren't there
Maybe the real solution is just making a "free" 6s league separate from the paid league, emulating what UGC and ESEA did separatelly back in the days
>>532273059ctf sucks, people just like the maps, nobody likes "capture the flag" as a mode and most people just treat it as team deathmatch because thats all its good for
>>532269127>"Steam Situation Got Worse">Fat Brit with greasy hair and squeaky voiceHard pass.
update abound, new items accepted in workshop
>>532281167holy shit he's right
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=244390
Deploy a Summer Update here
>>532287553made you lopk ;]
>>532287305I wish I was that medic bros
>>532287305I'm as buff as engi...
>[Deleted]
ya love to see it
>>532288891he right tho, loliposters never win
>>532206498Thought this was a biological... then i got jump scared by...
>>532289114he says, with the ba posts still up in stark contrast to the shartard's deleted ones
>>532289468I'm saying in general, both the sharty and ba posts get ignored. Outside of this little pocket of the internet.
>>532289114 even though they already won in the marketplace of ideas dough
pootis
They didn't, that's why you have to anonymously post them lol
>thatโs why you have to anonymously post them lol
Where do you think we are, retard?
>he says angrily anonymously, as an anon points out he lusts over loli's on a TEAM FORTRESS 2 general.
lol
>>532289114BA posts stay up
Sharty brainrot and floyd samefag don't
Keep seething
>>532290503>suggesting that anonymous posting is bad ON 4CHAN12/10 bait made me reply
they still won in the marketplace of ideas known as the team fortress 2 general
(Voice) Heavy: โRun home to mama!โ
(Voice) Heavy: โDo I smell soiled baby diaper?โ
(Voice) Heavy: โUh-oh! I think someone soiled diaper.โ
>>532288554Are you also as short? You should be my bf
Donโt worry boys, the Engineer is engi-
>>532291429>lolicon is a diaperfagHeavy: NOT BIG SURPRISE.
>>532291325>You still think you're not a faggot just as much as the shartyfag
>>532291518i'm 6'2, and like women
>>532291664I don't samefag, unlike the shartoid
Actually, none of the other posters here do it either, so he's the biggest fag
>>532291664Iโm not a diaperfag. Iโm calling you infantile because youโre currently crying like a little baby because you were rejected by the marketplace of ideas, much like how you were rejected by your father the second he saw your dysgenic features.
(Voice) Heavy: โGo ahead and cry!โ
why is anyone responding to someone who said anonymous posting is bad
he's baiting. don't feed the trolls
>>532291929Doesn't matter, samefag or not you're still a faggot of some kind. Which in the end puts you on the same boat.
>>532291964>starts talking about daddy issues when i poke at him being a lolicon with a fixation lolnice one man
>>532278160How can I upvote this post?
>>532292296I didn't say that, It's just the only way you can talk about your desire to fuck cartoon (or not) children is anonymously. I highly doubt these people will ever put their own money or mouth on it. Especially since it's easy to say it while "talking" about TF2.
>>532206498>>532289321The jokes just write themselves sometimes don't they.
>>532292296>Nooo I need to respond and feed him the attention he desperately wants because he insulted the lolis. He INSULTED THE LOLIS
>>532292849My morals I apply here, apply to my self online, when I game on TF2, etc :).
>>532292902this unironically, a brother can't even say what he wants without offending the ones actually MAD.
>>532292898these freaks should be put in the furnace
>>532206126
>>532292898>femme pyrolol
>>532293541we're talking about the state of the tf2 general and tf2 steam groups
>>532293628talking about random thread poster is not tf2
talking about random steam users is not tf2
>>532293756i'm not talking about posters, I'm talking about tf2 groups. you're not an admin, stop pretending to be one.
steam groups are not video games
>>532293943steam groups are a part of this game. Otherwise some of those groups wouldn't be single handidly responsible for what gets into each tf2 update
>>532293846you're not talking about steam groups you're talking about the steam groups a random tranny is in and that's also directed at the dude shitting himself over BA images even if you're not that guy
get a grip and stop backpedaling
>>532294160>lumping up both those things when they're all relatedlol
if they're related why wouldn't they be lumped together
>>532294371because they both can be their own separate discussions, almost like they were until you got mad at both
>>532294537there's 2 different people responding to you at this point and pointing out you're degrading the thread with off topic nonsense is not "getting mad"
>>532294720my brother christ, multiple people talk about how you do the exact same thing and get mad at them. It's just all proejction, I can talk about the state of this place and how sharty/ba fags suck. Stop getting mad when i point out one and not the other.
>>532294841the stonetoss edit was my first post ITT I'm not taking sides
I want you to stop talking about interpersonal drama as if it matters
>>532293756
yikes
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>>532294925>its your first post, you type and get mad at the same shit the other anon you're not also got mad atOk, talk about tf2 instead of shitting up the thread then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFlC7KpILic
kino
The current situation of this thread is entirely because you guys canโt stop your Emporium vs Zesty drama
emporium and zesty are both cringe for diff reasons besides their own beef doe
no way, check the steam workshop!
Check the Blue Archive Steam discussion forums.
>>532298420I rather check the Artwork page.
what the fuck is it about payload that 80% of the games are insanely unbalanced? koth on average seems a lot better in that regard which is why lately I've been defaulting harvest as my tf2 experience
the sightlines are horrendous but honestly it's very rare to come across an obnoxiously good sniper, and it's almost always pretty balanced in terms of teams
quitting my job at mann co tomorrow not gonna let a spy bully me
>>532299897Why don't we just give up, partner?
whooo-eeee! makin' *burrrrp*
>>532298420I don't notice anything
>engi favourite class
>thundermountain favourite map
>somehow fucking hate playing engi in thundermountain (1st and 3rd stage)
>>532298420steam discussions are just filled with low level trolls and complete internet newfags falling for their lazy bait
>>532298420I'm only seeing cunny. What about it?
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>>532302960Dead from cardiac arrest
>>532302960mobstuh chads keep winning
>>532303357emporium sisters we won again!
>item servers down
IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING
>>532305736It's maintenence day
>pick up a panic attack from the ground
>you can't charge up shots anymore
What the fuck did they do to the sneeze gun, this is just a a shotgun with shittier stats now, why is Valve so bad at balancing items
>>532305736>update so BIG steam in its entirety had to go offline for it to deployWe won tf2 bros..
>>532306717who is this slut
>>532306641Hmmm about 8'ish years ago.
>>532307168That's the Pyro from Team Fortress 2
>>532307291understandable
Is it me or does Uncle Dane actually seem like he kind of sucks at engie
>>532306717bocchi... sexo....
>tyler was generally right about valve starting and stopping making half-life 3
>tyler was completely right about left 4 dead 3 (to a point where valve lied to a reporter just to discredit his leaks, only to later admit he was right in The Making Of HLA)
>tyler was completely right about Half-Life: Alyx
>tyler was completely right about Deadlock
>b-b-but he's wrong about some valve employees possibly fucking around with some team fortress prototypes in source BECAUSE HE JUST IS OKAY!??!
these dudes seethe about mcnigger like he killed their moms
>>532308717Too bad heโs insufferable and anything he touches turns to shit.
>>532308717they wish they were true dedicated autists like tyler McCHADer
Is there a way to permanently filter maps for casual? I really really don't fucking feel like having to filter dogshit maps like harvest and lazurus every time I boot up this trash game.
>>532309657Try saving your settings maybe?
>>532308717Tyler is a fucking faggot that has ruined multiple fan updates for TF2 and L4D2.
>>532310643schizo headcanon
>>532307869bocchi's tits aren't that big, retard
>>532310643LOL no, the creators of those updates ruined those updates.
>>532311000Tyler used advanced social manipulation techniques to manufacture drama in those communities so he could kill off Team Fortress and Left 4 Dead for good, it's the same reason he hosted the bots.
>>532311212>He's a genius mastermind sociopath you see, definitely not that sometimes the community leaders of those projects shot themselves in the foot with their own agendas/greedMachiavelli would be jealous, we should change it to Tylerism
Honestly, they've taken too long to release the update, and I don't care anymore.
You will never get a summer update.
You will never get new hats.
You will never get new weapons.
You will never get new weapon skins.
You will never get new maps.
You will buy the keys.
You will buy the mvm tickets.
And. You. Will. Be. Happy.
Famous TF2 content creator Tyler McVicker won in the marketplace of ideas that is dating. Heโs married and making banger tf2 videos while living rent free in /tf2g/celsโ heads
How about the look on that prickโs face when he saw the update
>>532310643Tyler wasn't the one trying to take a 30% cut of the invasion update tho
>>532310770Uhh yes they are
>>532312723i think you guys might have a parasocial relationship with Tyler
>>532308717Except for all the times he was wrong.
We totally got that big space update that was coming right? and TF2 only has 4k players according to this 3 am snapshot we should all play on creators.tf instead. Also he should be the only one with the TF2 source code and he should share it around with his friends and also he's totally not responsible for his friends leaking it even though he gave it to them. Fuck off cocksucker.
>>532308717yeah if the plan is releasing something like cs2 then the community has to be worried about tyler being right
>>532313679Blud having a melty.
https://youtu.be/S8c25bZ4sg8?si=ZMR5JzUKbzSWCFZq
Tyler. Won.
>>532314161>no argumentI accept your concession.
>>532313679Are you talking about this? https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Asteroid
Also do you have any examples of him being wrong that aren't over a decade old?
>>532313201oh yeah? prove it
>>532312723This is unironically why zesty seethes so much about him
>>532314838a likely story
>>532314434>2.5k updoots for tyler>bug people have liked not even 0.010% as many updootstyler mc chad...
>>532314513No, asteroid wasn't part of the big space update he said was coming. This was long after asteroid, but a finished version of asteroid may have been part of it. For years Tyler said we were getting a big moon/space themed update. Hell he even said we were getting a "2008 themed update." Tyler removes/unlists videos where he's not proven right because he's aware it affects his credibility when his bullshit isn't right. Here he is mentioning both are coming and we're DEFINITELY getting one of them:
https://youtu.be/MB74CBQ51Bg?t=1973
The "4k players" thing was from another video he hid where he said TF2 only had "6k players as of this taping" and this was the "legitimate player count." Even though he was checking the site at 4 am and not understanding how teamwork.tf gets its figures (it's not something you can just substract from the steam player count).
https://youtu.be/Dk_kIHBaKw0?t=255
He later had to rescind this claim on Twitter when other, smarter people proved his claim wrong (which is why he hid this video, because again, he tries to pretend he's never wrong).
Oh yeah, he also could've had a free Valve Index but he was too stupid to check his email and missed it. Only saw the email a year later.
I don't know where you Tyler dicksuckers came from but even if you believe most of what he says is true, the simple fact that he removes/hides videos where he's WRONG to try and pretend he's always right should sow distrust in you.
> aren't over a decade old?Everything I said was within the past 5 years.
Where's the update, Eric?
>>532316765>uh he made 1 speculation (which was confirmed when the asset megaleak happened)>uh he made 1 mistake (not fully understanding the data a site showed)>uh he missed a free gift (big effin deal)>he deletes videos where he is wrong (stopping false info from spreading)wow, he is such a bad guy guys!!
Medic will be real in 5 minutes.
>>532317176Its not coming until August. Eric told me in a dream.
doesn't tyler beat his gf too? lol
>>532308176No, he's pretty good, he just never cares enough to try anymore.
When watching him play it's obvious by his minor movements he's basically running autopilot from thousands of hours of engi.
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>>532318045Stop making him sound even more based
>>532317498>speculationHe said we're DEFINITELY getting one of those updates, don't tiptoe around that fact faggot.
>uh he made 1 mistake (not fully understanding the data a site showed)Said mistake led to inherit distrust of the creators.tf project he shilled in the same video (he was also responsible for the destruction of the project, since he was terrible at PR and caused conflict with his own team members)
>he deletes videos where he is wrong (stopping false info from spreading)Actual journalists admit when they're wrong, they don't hide from it.
Stop sucking him off like he's infallible.
>>532317612The Medic is now real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poWy-XUO5BM
I'm starting to think the update will actually be based,
like new weapons based.
>>532318648hi oomfie!! >w<
>>532318648>>532318935While TF2 does have a disproportionately large amount of females (vagina havers) for an fps, tf2g fortunately does not
Eric is too busy playing Donkey Kong to update the game
>>532317498>stopping false info from spreading)If that was the case he wouldn't have made the video dumbass the false info is already out there because he reported on something false
>>532318989tf2 if it were good
>>532312313Weapons and a sniper nerf are all the game needs for a new renaissance. The devs are just knocked the fuck out though.
>>532312313The removal of certain annoying weapons, namely the Scorch Shot, Phlogistinator, and Vaccinator, on top of some minor buffs to Sniper to make him more viable in 6s, are just what Team Fortress 2 needs.
>>532317612whys he look like stephen colbert
>>532320975after he lost his medical license he moved into comedy
Where. Is. The. Update. Eric!
does jak posting count as avatarfagging
>>532322702those jaks are tf2 related unlike the lolishit goblins posted by the pedo tranny
>>532322702yes, or at least low quality
>>532324863I'm pretty sure people would get banned if they roleplayed as Scout TF2 long enough since avatarposting is an actual rule of the website.
>>532324918>>532324918so true sis
remember to 'port
>>532317176 too
>>532325089it's true, they already started deleting floydfag's avatarfaggotry despite its lame attempt at being "on topic"
i don't see the pedophile getting banned for avatarfagging with lolishit pics (mostly because he is an actual janny from india) or the /co fag with that paper bear shit and they've been doing it far longer than anyone else
>>532325442It almost sounds like you're trying to bait them out.
I wonder why that is.
>>532325442They're avatarfagging, i just dont even bother reporting but i may have to change and hope the jannies give a shit
>>532325575you get banned for reporting too much anyway
the ONLY reason anything gets deleted here is because enough reports are made by assblown trannies and lolipedos (80% of the thread) who report everything they don't like (posts making fun of them)
think, they're the majority yet still cry when the thread is not 100% goonbait garbage
>>532325442this is factually false though a bunch of the paper bear got deleted in this thread
and if the BA pics don't get deleted it's because it's more than one person, which isn't avatarfagging
>it's not avatarfagging if it's several people
it's an oddity how they all get caught by the filter I've been using then, you'd think several people would use different pictures of the same character they're totally not trying to avatarfag as
>>532325801you're right there's no rules on this board and the only reason your off topic schizo rants are deleted are because of the voices in your walls, that must be it
>>532325157No.
(Voice) Spy: โI think not.โ
Their hats are literally a direct homage to the Stout Shako, one of the most iconic TF2 cosmetics.
>>532326478Not a team fortress 2 related post
>>532317381It's been too long since the last friend was Steamed
Creaming on Creamโs control points after capturing Control Point C in cp_junction
Honey
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We need the summer update to save /tf2g/ from this mental retardation
Reminder that if you want an unusual classic hat you should buy the ones that can't really be unboxed anymore while you still can.
>Copilot
>Attendant
>Cosa nostra cap
>Team captain
>etc
>>532320614Unironically what do anti-sniper people want that isnโt just them whining and wouldnโt be fixed by them just not being retarded and aware of their surrounds?
I love Cream...Spirit. Holy underrated paint.
>>532324674https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kog5BdjDdto
>>532326860>>532326967the joke is porn, furfaggotry and pedophilia
it's vaguely tf2 related so it's okay guys
>>532327206What a CRINGE edit.
meds
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>>532327507>it's vaguely tf2 related furfaggotry is tf2 culture unironically
if someone thinks its fine to post fempyro steam profiles, then i can post funny animal characters because of that furry server actually located in TF2.
>>532327206>Nooo you canโt post a tf2 related image of cream. Its needs to be a low quality post with cropped porn so I can reply with โSEX WITH CREAMโ and continue the downward spiral of the general
>>532327804Very true, Sniper's Kangaroo wife is accepted TF2 culture.
>>532327804>furfag is tf2 cultureso was calling them furfags and degenerates, they unironically had to run to their own servers in order to escape persecution in some servers... take me back
>>532327917WTF is this real?
>>532328104You bet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Wlog3hLjI
Pyro
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>>532327804This makes no sense because if it did that mean I could spam images of Jane Austen because she was mentioned once
heavy
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>>532328370you can post as many pictures of her as you want until you get flagged for avatarposting if she was actually mentioned somewhere
>>532327206What a BASED edit.
Maybe if they never decided to create the Pyro this degenerate community would have never happened.
>>532329050Because Pyro is a character with no confirmed gender or identity so mentally sick people like you like to come up with crazy ideas about what Pyro actually is in their heads.
>>532328878He was fine conceptually. The purse gag was a mistake but pyro's beanie really went too far and cemented him as a weird gag character that attracts the worst kinds of faggotry. Its like that one tuber said they should have stuck with the slasher villain archetype they had originally. The furry cosmetics should have NEVER been added.
>>532329216whatever you say gay fag
>>532329356I mean it wasn't just the purse, from the getgo they called into question what was in the suit. The original bio from 2007, the voicelines of the other merc calling Pyro a woman, etc, were all there from the start.
>>532329610I am straight.
>>532329713pryo is flat woman
>>532329930give her a huge ass to make up for it and I'll accept it
>>532329713The last part could also imply that he's some kind of alien or a robot.
>>532329815whatever your gender is you faggot
>>532330009Or an alien robot woman.
>>532330120Whats the point in wearing a flame-retardant suit that exposes your cleavage?
>>532331034The joke is porn.
>>532331034To distract enemies, obviously.
>>532331074That's not porn.
>>532331034warfare tactic women have used since the dawn of time
>>532330009With that line (and from some visuals in the meet-the video) I'm personally a fan of interpreting the pyro as a demon/ghoul/hell-spawn for who the masculine and feminine details are not relevant (because they do not care). Kinda like focusing on function over form in order to commit atrocities, (eg. a bag is functionally a bag, regardless of its appearance). Though I still think otherwise when outrageously horny.
>>532331074Thatโs not porn though. Thatโs a well-endowed woman cosplaying as Fempyro.
>Forced to use the spycicle because the enemy team has multiple pyro spergs after you start domming people
>mfw
>>532331034>>532331140>>532331164No heโs semi right itโs not porn but itโs not supposed to be realistic. Stop pretending she looks like that other than for people to coom. Just embrace it faggot.
The spycicle screws you over by burning your knife before you can stab someone more often than it actually saves you from brainless pyros
>>532331803>Stop pretending she looks like that other than for people to coom. Just embrace it faggot.Cosplay isn't porn or meant to be coomed to. Her wanting to feel sexy is not the same as "please jack off to me."
God help you if you go to the beach and see a woman in a bikini.
>>532331872It doesn't, when you can get caught you can at least switch the the gun and shot them with the damage reduction.
>>532332093all women belong to me
How is the Reddit frog relevant to the ongoing Team Fortress 2 discussion?
You jerk off to fempyro i fuck girls who look like fempyro without a suit, we're not the same.
>>532332364He's the mascot of 4chan.
gay 2
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>>532332394>without a suitGay.
>>532327157There's been 10 thousand reasonable suggestions. I'd say first you gut the spare ammo so that all rifles are have as much as the huntsman. Then you can nerf the danger shield and razorback. Then you'll need to get into actual playtest territory where you experiment with player suggestions like giving all rifles a tracer shot like the Machina and nerfing body shot damage across the board.
>>532332432No he isnโt. Yotsuba is.
>>532333032I don't think rejects of our marketplace of ideas count as mascots tbqhwy
>>532333243If you are trans yes.
The mascot of /tf2g/ is kumatora
weed
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>meanwhile in VALVe's toilet room...
>>532333421Smoking weed is cool.
Vipes is the mascot of /tf2g/
May God vanquish his enemies Drew and Metabolic
>>532333669#FreeMyNiggaVipes
>>532333625I can see how you would come to this conclusion, if youโre gay.
>>532333532How about the paper bear over the bear tiger then?
Tomorrow
Summer update
Trust the plan
>>532333919but it's tomorrow in an hour...IS IT HAPPENING ALREADY?!?!
Which classic halloween effect is the best and why is it arcana/spellbound?
>>532333919If youโre wrong about the Summer Update being tomorrow, the marketplace of ideas will never forgive you.
weed
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MARY JANE SO GOOD, WORTH THOUSAND SAXXYS
https://youtu.be/ydmlhfn2fFg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8crH4zBPbk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UUZUyjVc_c
Itโs not original, but itโs true, I love weed.
This game sucks cocks....!
>>532335740It's the best game I have ever played.
>>532334340>>532334080>>532333421Every pothead i've met on tf2 has low iq and is usually trans
>>532335827It's fun to make fun of weed culture tho
TF2 is the best game I have ever played and I am straight.
TF2 is the best game I have ever played and I am gay.
TF2 is an alright game and I'm bisexual
TF2 is a game and I am me
>>532336629Sex will happen to her today
>>532336762>>532337339Sex starring Ms Pauling
>>532335827you ain't met me then nigga cause I smoke everyday and I ain't a tranny
>>532336335Ew
>>532336313Ewwwwww, nasty. How can you stand to continue living?
old game are getting updates... ERIC!
>>532340256>Nuclear Throne>updated in 2925Neat
>>532341592It's the a beta if you are playing.
120fps and different aspect ratios official support!
Nearly 630 posts and maybe only 100 of them are decent.
>>532343298I've been archiving/saving particularly bad /tf2g/ threads for a while now, this one was added to my collection.
>>532344001sounds like a waste of time, good work anon
>>532343579the 530 bad posts, the 100 good posts, or actually all of them
Update tonight or tomorrow for sure
Starting to get worried if itโs not this weekโฆ
>>532344118All of them. It's only you and me in this thread, alone.
>>532339392Because I have Sniper bro
good night general <3
hopefully update tomorrow!
This game is too fun, time goes by way too fast when playing.
>>532350551The most fun you can have online - PC gamer
>>532209801if you think this is bad, you should see the profile of the guy who spams the loli (CP) shit 24/7 here lol
>let's just say there's a reason he's banned on kog.
fuck why is no one playing mvm T-T
>>532366937I am let's link up
Is the game fucked for anyone else right now?
if the al-noor mosque was a player destruction map what would the delivery point be?
or would it be robot destruction
>>532366937what do you mean? plenty of people play tc, mecha (lol) and gear grinder
>a shitty map edit and nostalgia-bait ports are more popular than whateverโs getting added to the game
A reminder that the votes for the mobster maps are botted to hell and we still don't know who did it.
maps
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>>532370693https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/browse/?appid=440&browsesort=trend&actualsort=trend&p=1&days=90
you probably have some tags applied so normal maps gets hidden
>>532371641does it matter when they made a trailer begging for votes? by doing that they already manipulated the votes to get a wave of secondaries in instead of people naturally voting yes after giving it a try on community servers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MXQNEvhh9U
>>532374571This is so ass that it loops back into being good
>>532374571>>532374729wackysovl......................
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOZ47eMLeK4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfcp_hn_vDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHRGyWe_F0U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUNlCZaqvIc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HjLN1TA3bc
i sometimes wish uncletopia gets shut down or gets ddosed because that one time uncletopia servers shut down, all the other community servers that don't have an e-celeb attached to them got filled up
>>532383084What do you mean? It isnโt like Skial or UGC are lacking in player count.
The weapon stat card says the Quick-Fix is a medi-gun prototype rather than one that is actually ready for full use. Should Valve have gone more gung-ho on changing the Quick-Fix more often or is this just a testament to the medicโs personality and how he โhas no ideaโ as to whether his healing tools will actually work?
Reminder CTF is trash and having a contrarian opinion for trying to claim "unpopular thing good" with no evidence isn't a personality nor will make you seem smart
guys im growing a fricking belly give me some core exercises NOW i need to get this under control
>>532388070in the context of vanilla servers.
open serverbrowser.tf and you'd see a lot of dead vanilla servers that never get active. the monopoly sucks.
>>532388986go outside (2 sets, 20 reps)
>>532389084look up the meaning of monopoly
hint: "mono" stands for "one/only"
theres no single provider of community servers, theres hundreds of them
its the players that choose where to join, and they won't choose a 0/24 player server unless theres a big publicity stunt or movement about it, organized games, events, etc, where they know other people will join
sucks to hear but just because you make a server doesnt mean people will join
the tf2g OP retards who shill the fragzone dont realize this but literally anyone can make a server easily while hiding their IP nowadays thanks to SDR, you can host them at home if you want
in reality, a server is the sum of its community, and if it doesnt have any community or playerbase it may aswell just dont exist
"If you build it, they will come" doesn't apply to any online server in any game ever other than maybe at the launch of a game when theres too many people for the amounut of servers available, or when a game goes F2P and the same thing happens.
You actually have to promote the server, have a group of friends or a community that joins regularly, etc, otherwise theres no fucking point because its just empty and consuming electricity for nothing
>>532390087shut up shut up shut up this doesn't fit the narrative of my heckin' le based headcanon
TF2 and โQuake Championsโ were both based on games that allowed for bhopping. How come TF2 dropped it and โQuake Championsโ kept it?
TRVTH NVKE: If you're a true artstyle enjoyer, you'd have sprays and decals disabled as 99% of the ones you'll see don't fit the theme and setting of TF2
>>532392452TF2 was made from the ground up to reach more wider audience including casual players that can't aim in fps games so stuff like bhopping got cut
>>532392452quake champions hitreg and netcode were absolute spaghetti, worse than tf2 in many ways afaik
also tf2 always programmed the game to avoid bhopping, and bhopping wasnt discovered in TF1 until years after release
bhopping kinda negates the speed differences between the classes too so its not fitting for tf2, and even in Quake Live or Quake Champions most of the time you have a limitation to how you can bhop, they dont all just have CPMA Style full control bhop
>>532392768Cool poster, im gonna make it my spray if you dont mind
>>532395175>TF2 was made from the ground up to reach more wider audience including casual players that can't aim in fps games so stuff like bhopping got cutTF1 never intended to have bhopping, the velocity difference between the classes means if anything they'd avoid bhopping
its funny seeing the boomer dads who still play TF1 saying they'd quit the game if bhop was removed now, as they've gotten so used to it
>>532371641It was clearly Vipes. Heโs still trying to get back at the Emporium for made up shit he keeps spouting on about. Fucking loon
>*backstabs your unaware F2P sniper*
>*survives a direct hit rocket before backstabbing your medic*
>*tanks point-blank minigun fire while backstabbing your soldier*
>*shrugs off two grenade hits while backstabbing your heavy*
>*pulls out diamondback and two-shots the rest of your team*
This is how Valve envisioned the "stealth" class to be played
>>532396538in TF1 and TFC spies didnt have invisibility
and yet TF2 spy still is an objectivelly bad one trick pony class that depends on the enemies being braindead in order to do well
>>532392768Why is it cuphead wiggly lines style when no poster ingame uses that style?
i'm finna revive this place... we gotta get pumped for the update dropping today!
>>532399391happens when threads nothing but endless bait
>>532396710spy used to be able to grenade shotgun combo lvl3 sentry guns to death instantly wtf happened
https://youtu.be/JxsqBpFM1BE?t=94
>Check the skial forums because some circlejerk of faggots keep harrasing me
>They're making reports to try to get me banned
Lmao. If the skial mods bend the knee to those circlejerking faggots I'm probably gonna ddos the servers for a month or until I get bored
>>532400403Its wild how cancerous the valve community games inevitably become. Every single one without fail from l4d to counter strike
>>532400717walve should've stuck to single player games
>>532400736Whats internet tough guy about it? Skial is one of the last three servers you can actually play the game on. If like 5 faggots conspiring basically kills my ability to play the game then I'm going to take it away from them.
>>532401164What did you do to get reported?
>>532401330Post fent floyd memes on imageboards
And now he's here to fucking fuck us!
Gentlementle men, gentlementle men, mentlemen
>>532401486no transphobia you stupid chud.
Weed
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https://weedsoldiertf2.com/
What should the next OP be?
>>532402649ideally something completely unrelated to tf2
>>532402649EmporiumTF2 related please
>>532402649Summer Edition
Surely the update will come out, right?
Worst of all he could be any one of us...
>>532402594that's cute
although Paras shouldn't be anywhere near the Pyro. It has a 400% fire vulnerability.
one of you west coasters better show up with an offering of pink frosted cookies for eric
who here is buying the transfempyro merch?
https://fempyro.store/products/fempyro-unisex-premium-hoodie-cotton-heritage-m2580
is we gettin summer update
>>532403612lol is that actually real
>playing soldier
>other team has a 5+ man friend stack
>pyro with a pocket medic and he airblasts everything
what's the solution here? Shotgun doesn't do enough dps, can't shoot rockets at him. do I just lose?
>>532404548demo, heavy, minisentry engineer, etc
>>532404548In most situations you will lose against a 5+ friend stack because they are probably at least decent at the game and/or in comms
remove knockback from melee weapons.
Update any minute now
*kicks spy's dead body*
Any minute now
>>532406728See? An update!
No, wait. It's fake
>>532402649ideally something completely related to Sniper
>>532409958Why are his legs so short?
>>532410025Special Edition Tiny Sniper
>>532410025perfect dick sucking height
Should I use the Tomislav or the Minigun?
Trimping isn't a thing in TF2. Zoomers are using the word incorrectly.
>>532410441You should put a bullet in your brain you pedophile
>>532410441Tomislav if you are the kind of player that likes to come from unexpected angles, Minigun if you are playing with your team 100%.
>>532403612I own all the Fempyro store merch, I am the unfunny gumball bear poster btw
>>532410441obviously the brass beast
>>532401761That's not me. Its for an even more vain and stupid reason lmao. At this point I keep doing it just to fuck with them
>>532411627How do you know they're a pedophile?
>>532412673don't respond to the schizo
>>532412096Iโm pretty sure the guy mains Medic.
For obvious reasons but still.
>>532411627true
>>532412673i dont think normal people spam loli's man
>>532412673Not that guy but cmon anon
>Check in
>STILL no update
what the fuck are they doing?
>>532412673nta nor the other anon, but really?
he spammed loliporn via catbox.moe links
>>532410441The Tomislav is a direct upgrade over stock, sometimes people here shill the idea that "nah bro it totally depends on range" but that's not true.
>>532413340pushing a couple buttons too hard
>>532413563And he got banned for it, only to ban evade. tgsk tsk
>>532411627he also has a habit of samefagging, so really he should put a bullet in his head
>>532413340small indie developer please understand
update tonight SURELY TONIGHT COME THE FUCK ON VALVE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU KEEP SITTING ON IT
>>532413103>>532413563>>532413882how do you know all of this is the same person
how
/tf2g/ - Pedophilia apologists
these friend stacks in casual need to kill themselves.
>dude let's use coms and run medics against the team of randoms with a bunch of grey medals!
go fucking play comp you faggots, but you won't because you're shit
>>532414079There's no way more than 1 person here is obsessed with those ugly goblins.
>>532414235it's really the case huh
>>532414661so the current fotm gacha game couldn't possibly have more than one fan, huh