Thread 532214470

MAINTENANCE IS IN PROGRESS.

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>[Event] Servant Summer Festival 2025!
2025-07-18 01:00 - 08-07 20:59 PDT
https://webview.fate-go.us/2025/0705_2025_summer/

>[Summon] Servant Summer Festival 2025! Mélusine (Ruler) Pickup Summon
2025-07-21 01:00 - 08-07 20:59 PDT
https://webview.fate-go.us/2025/0717_2025summer_pu1/

>[Summon] Servant Summer Festival 2025! Altria Caster (Berserker) Pickup Summon
2025-07-18 01:00 - 08-07 20:59 PDT
https://webview.fate-go.us/2025/0717_2025summer_pu1/

>[Summon] Servant Summer Festival 2025! Oberon Pickup Summon
2025-07-18 01:00 - 08-07 20:59 PDT
https://webview.fate-go.us/2025/0717_2025summer_pu2/

>[News]
http://webview.fate-go.us/

>[Servant Info]
Servant Material Lookup: http://fgosim.github.io/Material/
Servant Planner: http://github.com/chaldea-center/chaldea
Coin Calculator: http://fgo-servant-coins.glitch.me/index.html
Rank Up + Interlude Timeline: http://kazemai.github.io/fgo-vz/relate_quest.html
Rate Up Tracker: http://tohnocoding.github.io/fgobanners/

>[Mats/Summoning Info]
Rateups in FGO JP: http://files.catbox.moe/lf1qmz.png
Quartz for next Summer: http://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iRH60QpLNvHy9MMDKLJGNSg4s7FsDfdXtJtOUVDj5po/edit?gid=162156045#gid=162156045
Future Materials Spreadsheet: http://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1m-h4CIUOKaJRAmfTAhoDdmwVAzAzyM70cITRb36Y96M/edit#gid=1085975765
FGO Event Compendium: http://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qvxLU407QwiFaCvItqR16SqqAVlLD5u5nBzY_bCFYvs/edit#gid=2111060397
Drop Rates: http://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQA
FGO Raw Database: http://apps.atlasacademy.io/

>[FAQ]
https://rentry.org/alter-faq

Yuyu on vacation...

Stop rolling for other fae.

SERVER IS (not) UP

this game is shit

Wada and team released this to apologize for the fate extra delay

Do we forgive them?

Are we back?

ALIVE GAME

>>532214598
you ARE other fae

>Please play in a stable network environment.
I think it's funny even when it's clearly a server issue, they still find a way to blame the player's connection.

>>532214610
>>532214623
The more the server is down, the more apologems we get. This is a good thing.

>>532214470 (OP)
>Bob and Melu have to cheat with a 100% guaranteed rate-up to kill the servers
Pathetic.

I'm actually starting to think the rate ups were set way higher then normal before they took it offline.

The maintenance kinda made me realize I dont care about getting Melu

I love my dork wife.

lol maintenance

Kama Love!

Do we still get apology quartz?

>>532214627
Yes
>team

>>532214598
You already cursed me, fuck you.

>>532214717
>>532214573
It most certainly was NOT 100% since I manged to do 5 10 rolls before crash and didn't get Melu

>>532214704
bro I have work in 1 hour, I can't wait

>>532214627
I don't care for any of these characters. FGO > FSR > the rest

how are bobfags so insane that they actually think their frigid bitch is more popular than melusine?

the riot worked guys

You can only respond to this post if you logged in before the 24 hour maintenance.

FIX YOUR FUCKING SPAGHETTI CODE, LASAGNA

>>532214598
I already rolled for you, let me roll for the midget

Hungry games?

The strongest maintenance for the strongest dragon.

When the fuck can I roll?

I DEMAND 30 SQ COMPENSATION
ALSO I DID MY DAILY SUMMONS AND DIDN'T GET SHIT FUCK THIS

>>532214791
Play FGO at work, that's what I do.

The fourth calamity Maintunnos...

>>532214704
Can't wait to get my one (1) sq.

VERY IMPORTANT POLL

https://poal.me/j1a6wa
https://poal.me/j1a6wa
https://poal.me/j1a6wa

>>532214727
Why don't you prove it with actions, words are merely words

>>532214718
I got Melu and five bobs in three ten rolls so maybe

>>532214704
>He thinks we get apologems from unscheduled maint
Ishhyddt

I hope this inconvenienced every faeniggers day/night and at most ruined it

>>532214580
bob feet...

>>532214494
>>532214495
>>532214572
So she's basically not worth if I have
>NP2 ogMelu
>NP2 SKama for neutral AoE arts
>Not enough for NP2+ nuMelu
That about right?

Just woke up bros, what did I miss

>everyone got her for free
best summer EVER

why are the fairies like this?

>>532214750
Lol no

Bob broken the server as expected

>>532214598
Why I wouldn't if you came NP2 while trying to get NP1 Chloe?

>>532214963
We always do retardbro.

>There are people ITT who didn’t take advantage of the pre maint rigged hot period rates
Sorry bros maybe next time

>>532214718
First time I got two 5 stars in a single roll, so wouldn't be surprised

>>532215009
pretty much yea, only worth getting for collection/if you like melu

>three cuck servants
>this thread goes wild for them

>>532215009
also for >>532214953

>>532214718
no they weren't, luckshits always post busted rolls instant banner goes up

>>532214815
she has more art, butthurt retard

/alter/ is finally spending up.

>>532215042
Maintenance

>>532215042
Bugged rates. EVERYBODY got a copy of Melusine. Zero Barghests, but nobody cared.>>532215050

Alright. Why are we in maintenance? I was trying to clear through Day 1 content on the event. There was so much shit to read and I finally had time today. FUCK!

Is it really because Melusine (tied headwife with Castoria) broke the game?

>>532215076
>rollback
KWABOTY

Guess I'll fucking go play Metroid again since there's no way I'm getting more sleep

Was the hot period real? I was watching a video until like 4 minutes in when the servers went to shit

>>532215042
>Rate up were way higher then normal
>They killed the server

>Want Castoria(Alcas sounds like a disease)
>Don't want NTRzuka
>Want Bob and Barg
>Don't want Melu(didn't even roll for her lancer form)
>Can't log in anyway
Fuck this! Guess I'll log into Nikke for the first time in months.

>>532214815
I think they're memeing anon

>>532214938
Like what bro?

Do Barghest and Cu get exclusive rate ups later?

>>532215174
how did they even find out this quick about boosted rates

>>532214821
I was reading the event. Now what?

>>532215151
Mom!

>>532214978
It looks more like Faebros are enjoying this!

>He didn't immediately convert his AP into apples upon logging in
Heh, amateurs... lets just say you'll never be ballin'...

The Gacha Normalization Committee will now initiate a server reset. We are all responsible for this state of affairs.

>>532215184
bugged rateup, people getting bob/melu/barghest super easy so albert shut the server off immediately

>>532215115
I like Melu (have her grailed) but I don't really care for the summer version for some reason. I also want to save for a Medusa Saber rerun and Ciel + Summer BB

>>532215260
Love!

i blame this fag

>>532203402
>>532203936

People think that it was Melu who killed the servers.
When it was actually the Nemo marine in her NP.

>>532215260
Love!

>>532215138
>One is a huge whore, literal prostitute and Beryl's fucktoy
>Another wants to rip Gawain's armor off and ride him
>The last one would kill you if Aurora asked
Grim...

>>532214837
Yes, but in the squared chan.

>>532215138
waow and I bet all our waifus definitely fuck old men and bbc while giving you the finger.... how about you cuck faggots stop pushing your cuck fetish shit everywhere?

>>532215307
edit this with a maintenance in progress pic

I only managed to attempt to roll one ticket before the game died

>>532215138
Elaborate on how each of the three featured servants of today are "cuck servants".

>>532215223
>log into Nikke for the first time in months.
bruh, that account is turbo bricked. Also, don't bother reading Summer Doro's bond story. Seems like the same guy that wrote Mori was involved.

>>532215232
Idk, a kiss on the cheek, oh you can't because she ain't real? That figures

>>532215279
I'm out of saplings

>>532215415
did you get her bro

>>532215371
I want to fuck Marine

>>532215421
>>532215390

i haven't even started the event bros...

I should've spam rolled instead of watching the 10-roll like an idiot. Could've had NP6

>>532215259
Now we wait for free maintenance quartz.

Lip love!

This maintenance is lasagna's way of saying you should save your SQ and roll for Wandjina instead.

>>532215371
Kind of weird a Nemo marine would do that when she killed 1 or 2 of them

tourist here
*rubs a finger around in my foreskin and gathers a bunch of dickcheese and smears my smeg all over the general*
gachafags are gay

>>532215363
Lmao

>people selling clearly botted accounts for cheap constantly?
>I sleep
>rate up slightly bugged so people getting servant quick?
>SHUT IT DOWN
Lasengle is such a shit company.

>>532215259
Ohnonononono look at this dude!!
Same. It was the gamers story, because I love Hildr.

>>532215421
Bob is a literal prostitute who fucked hundreds of men and maybe even some furries too like those fang clan niggas

What a calamity!

>>532215545
Sell me on your abo, kiki

BIG LOVE

I stayed up until midnight on a fucking Monday for this and these pieces of dogshit can't even keep the game together. Did 30 rolls, got nothing, got kicked out.

Can't believe i couldnt mamage to get in and abuse the fucked up summon rate...with my luck I'll have to hit almost pity now to grab her.

>>532215390
>This is fine
>But let's remove Castoria's romantic interest in the MC so some players don't get angry

>>532215251
They didn't. Boosted up rates talk happens all the time when the server goes off after a banner.

>>532215532
shut the FUCK UP you DIRTY LIPPER

>>532215287
Well that sucks. It's probably gonna be like this for 12 hours minimum. I guess when it goes back up I'm gonna go pull for Melusine.

>60 quartz
>barg and melu

Got everything I wanted. Guess I'll save for Louhi now

>>532215545
Sell me about her other than she's a stralian

I think it's reasonable we all get one FREE fae of our choosing for this colossal fuckup.

>>532215371
Good hunting, fairy

>>532215390
>>Another wants to rip Gawain's armor off and ride him
She wants to kill and eat him. She wants to marry (you).

>>532215571
lippers like that

Do you fellas and fellets mind not crashing the servers, I was trying to read the story.

>>532215469
I said "attempt"

>Blue Archive is on a scheduled maintenance
>Finally decide to start FGO's event
>Emergency maintenance
It's so fucking over

>>532215616
>Bob is a literal prostitute who fucked hundreds of men
All those men were me. All me.

>>532215672
LIP LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!

>>532215545
>Wandjina
skip

>>532215672
Jerkek kill yourself.

>>532215653
Go to bed wagie

gorilla women owe me sex

why would lb6 even need prostitutes

>>532215504
Watching the full animation is SOVL

>>532215445
Bro... that's low bro...

>>532215545
Didnt she cause some controversy? I wouldnt want to get someone thats racist or something.

>meluschizo curse broke FGO
>AGAIN

>>532215706
cute!

>>532215390
>>532215616
Oh yeah I forgot Bob was an actual whore. Barg is also bad.
But if Aurora is dead then why is Melusine an issue? She seems pretty into (You) from her lines, even.

>>532215701
>free fae
Yeah bro Cnoc and Habe (technically) are free to get

>>532215545
*the great spirit

>>532215701
i'd pick barg

Actual huge news https://www.gismeteo.ru/news/animals/v-brazilii-najdena-sobaka-lisica-pervyj-v-mire-prirodnyj-gibrid-dvuh-raznyh-rodov-kak-vyglyadit-eto-zhivotnoe/
>first ever half dog half fox

>>532215285
you sonuva bitch lol

>>532215783
you too homo

>>532215885
Same. >>532214921 proves once and for all that /alter/ believes in Barg supremacy.

Remember, Melusine didn't even get a crumb of pussy

>>532215371
Nemo marines are the strongest. They are feared and respected even in Ankoman's work.

Will Albert let us keep our Melus?

>>532215545
I don't roll for shitskins
Except demiya. NP looks sick.

Fae Knights are pure

>>532215857
>Melusine
>for (You)

>>532216018
Thats fine melu is for hugging, heatpats, riding around in her dragon form and the occasional humping

>>532215806
licklicklicklicklickSLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

>>532216029
No, you have to put her down behind the tool shed.

>>532215727
This story is garbage.

>>532215437
Damn, lesbian Doro finally confirmed? I don't think I even finished Siren's event because of Mori.

>>532216050
why does her face mask look like a cunny

>>532215371
>When it was actually the Nemo marine in her NP.
>>532215561
>Kind of weird a Nemo marine would do that when she killed 1 or 2 of them
Wait... is that the Nemo Marine who went overboard at the end of LB6?
Is it weird comedy canon that Dragon Melu saved him?

>melubros are jealous of bob's popularity
Huh?

>>532216029
>Will Albert let us keep our Melus?

At this point I'm just hoping it actually had to do with the castoria roll because that took a shit ton out of me

I CAN'T POST

Has FGO ever done a rollback in its entire history

>>532216018
Wrong, Nasu's LB6 design notes stated that they were lovers. Melu may have been stuck in a toxic yuri relationship but at least she got laid.

>Melusine (Dozmary Pool)
>The strongest and fastest Faerie Knight. When she gets to the battlefield, it's over. All her actions are dictated by an unexternalized desire to destroy (and be destroyed). Initially portrayed as Morgan's ultimate weapon, but she was actually waiting for an opportunity to talk with Chaldea, leading to a somewhat mutual understanding.
>Aurora's lover. In the end, she kills her love (Aurora) and loses her faerie status, ultimately transforming into the remains of a dead dragon.

I hate these rat fucks so much. They haven't even posted anything about the maintenance online yet.

test123 can you see my post?

>>532216050
CHOCO YOU FUCKING KEK WHAT THE FUCK

>>532216116
I spent 300, didn't get a single copy, of course I am going to get multiple copies of that useless Ruler now.

So clingy

>>532216082
well yes, but alcas is cute

>>532215943
So, Interspecies reviewers but IRL? Bet it's between a fox girl and a horny dog

>>532216146
probably dantes rerun rateup in summer 5, for some reason his rateup was bugged to have a lower rateup than normal and they basically stopped people being able to roll while refunding anyone who spent quartz rolling for dantes and letting them keep what they got

I rolled 2 melus, 3 bobs, and 1 barg before the servers crashed. If albert roll backs I will actually do something regretful.

>>532215841
Racism is good though

>>532215857
Go look up what Melu's bond CE says.

>>532215279
I got the maintenance pop-up the second I got the pop-up for the master lvl up bro..

>>532216050
>jacked off to a face mask
That's a new low

>>532216087
I can't give definitive but she went schizo in the summer event. I personally don't like or care for doro so it doesn't bother me. I'm more interested in egg and the other girls.

>>532216050
Enjoy your ban ;)

>>532216146
No, even the infamous Jeanne Alter lily maint killed everyone's login streak.

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/LPXSWK4xNww

>>532216208
And the second Aurora will ever show up she not only rushed to be her attack dog once more, the second Aurora goes "Melusine, kill Mastah!" Melusine will do so with a smile
Remember, she snaps if you shit talk Aurora.

>>532216146
Dantes but the game never got into maint they just disabled his banner, here they into maintenance because the exp great success was bugged

>>532216250
That's not a rollback

>use 30 quartz
>server dies and don’t know if I got anything
I’m not getting those 30 back do I?

>>532216146
what a tiny fucking hand lmfaooo

>>532216250
>rolled Dantes, got to keep him and got my sq back
Espera & Espera...

IT'S BACK UP

I am so fucking angry just let me in and let me roll damn you

>>532216146
Chinese FGO had a genuine guaranteed SSR glitch, that caused a rollback

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylpcv2CGU5s

>cuckposting still
it's just so tiring

>>532216387
Tell me more lasagna intern. Also LET ME IIIIIINNNN!!!!

>>532216326
He's getting desperate.

How do they fuck up drop rates
It seems incredibly easy to not fuck it up

When was the last time a banner crashed the server?

>>532216410
You always get the rolls if the SQ gets spent.

>>532216412
Her hands aren't tiny it's just her boobs are so big they make her hands look tiny

>>532216445
Cucks are obnoxious and should be genocided like trannies muslims and somalians

>>532216486
Small indie company
Please understand!!!

>>532216223
Yes, that means all horse loving girls can potentially bear a child from a horse sometimes in the future

>The Master of Chaldea gives her a surprisingly chilly reception for her Valentine’s Scene. With most servants they often acquiesce to any servant demands or requests. But for Baobhan Sith the master refuses to even move aside and let her sit on their bed, the reception to the chocolate is somewhat subdued and the Master refuses to comment on it openly.
~~About Baobhan Sith
And you guys claimed that she was for us

>>532216274
I checked. It's a detailed description of Melu waking me up by giving me a blowjob and cowgirl sex.

When you guys think this maintenece will end?

>>532216486
Albert accidentally types an extra 0 when he rigs the rates.

>Immediately roll
>Get this
>Kicked out of server

>>532215857
The real issue that you people here have a cuck fetish, lmao. A group of subhuman lowlife. This guy is one of them vinsader a kike gachatard doing the same thing everywhere for 1 year>>532216050

Why is Croc (Med clone) a foreiggner?

If these pieces of shit can't get the game to work then they at least need to make a post addressing it on the site or something, this is absurd, I've been waiting for this for forever.

Welp, guess it's time to boot up Genshin Impact before my account gets deleted because of some age of consent bullshit I heard about...

Isn't it sad that Aurora was the one who found Melu and not Aesc?

>dude sex lol i love sex
>want to have sex so bad bros
>ooooooo seeeeex

>>532216620
Probably less than an hour, so we won't get more than 1 quartz

>>532216589
The mats make it clear that Bob hates (you). Only delusional morons think otherwise.

>Motives and Attitude towards the Master
>Her awful personality remains unchanged even after being summoned. She holds humans in disdain and will not serve the Master even until the end.

>>532216050
Percival is her little brother

>IT'S UP
IT'S UP
>IT'S UP
IT'S UP
>IT'S UP
IT'S UP

>>532216793
Yes

What’s some good NTR anime I can tune in to while waiting for these servers to come back on?

>servers are still down
That's it, I'm getting back to Blue Archive. We have hot oppai lolis there.

>>532216793
Yes.

>>532216836
LIAR

>>532216728
Literally just asks for a DOB since it's all any of these are require to do and even corporate america isn't stupid enough to make foreign gachas try to get you to like scan and upload an ID for them...
I'm surprised FGO never added such a prompt not that it'd matter anyway. Just a new industry standard box to click through.

>>532216872
Oppai lolis are shit. Hottest BA girl is big Shun.

/alter/bros it has come to my attention that our beloved goddess Liz (LOVE be upon her) has yet to receive a swimsuit alternative. Why is this? Who needs to be consulted for this problem to be concluded as fast as possible? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>532216836
>it's actually up
GO GO GO

>>532216848
>ntr anime
?

>kills the servers so touristniggers get bored and go back to their chinkazoid slop instead
based albert i see the vision

>>532216817
Bob only likes Masters that enable her terrible personality and habits (Beryl).

>>532216620
An hour

>>532216050
i dont understand why this fag hate selfinserts so much same with redrop

Fuck this I'm going to fucking Arknights, they keep on burning me by not even doing the bare fucking minimum

>>532216872
wait, you do? show me.

>>532216836
BLOODY BASTARD BITCH!!!

https://webview.fate-go.us/2025/0721_maintenance/
2025-07-21 21:11 PDT - TBD

No time given.
Also feels like 4chan is acting up as well.

>>532216148
>In the end, she kills her love (Aurora) and loses her faerie status, ultimately transforming into the remains of a dead dragon.
Lesbians couples really do be like that

>>532212931
I wanted everyone in that banner.
And as I expected, the first multi, it went about as poorly as you might imagine.

>>532216982
Bastard

>>532216817
Yeah no, bobhaters lost

Fuck this shit. I'm going back to Dragalia Lost!

my Bob likes me (she's at bond 10)

>>532216982
Just pulled a melu
No screenshot just trust me bro

>>532217042
It is since I thought this was normal lag

>>532216976
she has a bikini armor alt, close enough

Someone explain to me how there is more hype about the melusine banner #25 AoE arts servant powercreped on release versus the face of the franchise that to this day is the the best single target in the game?

>>532217042
I was having some issues posting yesterday as well, but that was just once in a one. Now it's taking a while for every post

>>532217124
Kazu... Dragalia...
Lost...

>>532217042
>Also feels like 4chan is acting up as well.
Definitely is. Captcha is buggy as hell.

THIS SHIT IS SO ASS

Bros are you telling me I missed an Albert hot period? Again?

>>532216638
That really close to me 10 roll before I got kicked out.

>>532216817
So this is how Lilith got so popular. Bob-esque but for (You). Also the Mash hate thing.

>>532217176
Because Melusine is what they call cute and funny

>>532217042
Can confirm.

>>532216793
Monkey brained people don't count as humans.

>>532216961
small* shun

>>532217176
>best single target
Aren't mhxa and golden better?

>>532217176
melusine is hot

>>532217176
Tired of the forced altria faces
Melumelu was the real star of lb6

>>532212537
>>532212649
i did this

post BASED

>>532217251
Castoria banner has Kuro

>>532217042
Oh, I just assumed it was my internet.

For me, it's Nagi-chan

>>532217176
why would I care about meta in this kusoge

>>532216989
You are not bob, faggot.

>>532217297
No, maybe yes, but in practicality, no

>>532216728
Do I have even have to do this if I'm not American?

>>532217267
>went to download porn of big Shun
>almost all the porn was of small Shun

BA really has a pedo fanbase.

pathetic

>missed my free melu
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>532217176
Melusine is seriously beautifully designed and lovable

What's happening between Israel and Iran?
I suspect that has something to do with 4chan acting up.

>>532217176
Bob is who people are hyped for, moron.

>>532217368
It does not. Fuck you.

>>532217449
as a hagfag i don't think i should get into it

rollback incoming.

During maint they're thinking

>who was at fault
>what to do with the stuff already given out
>compensation

>>532217124
I miss /drag/bros...

>>532216697
So she could dab on Zerktoria.

>>532217391
>just wasted all my pyros on rio
Now I gotta save up for summer tea party
Fuck me in the ass I won't be able to get enough to pity both of the 3*

Are people really replying to a frogpost?

>>532216817
>Mats
lmao also >>532217113

>>532217176
Melu's banner is stronger with Bob and Barg than Castoria's with "Don't misunderstand" Suzuka and Chloe.

I like entering cities

>>532217176
/alter/ has a thing for women that would ruin your life

>>532217408
Play the game and read the story sometime, faggot.
They already made a Bob that likes (you), she's called Lilith.

>>532217449
And thats a good thing
>>532217485
They dont call banners for featured SRs

>>532217368
cute and funny has to be 5stars.

>>532217514
Which is a shame because the game has some pretty good hags, it's just no one wants to draw them

Please be done before I start work in three hours, I'm actually going to fucking shit myself

>>532217529
If it WAS a bug about increased rates, I'm pissed because I rolled 50 and didn't get jack fucking shit

During maint they're thinking
>I turned it off and on again and it's not fixed

>>532217367
So who's the AX Stella scream winner? I got so busy around that time to pay attention .

>>532216976
I want Berserker Velber Liz with the big thicc spiny tail.

>>532217176
Nasu kept cuck baiting castoria with muramasa so her popularity fell off a cliff.

>>532216082
I don't remember asking for your opinion, mister notaste.

>>532217569
maint hours are tourist hours

>>532217529
Usually the case, yes. Or if it's something far enough back there's "oh god people threw money at this"

>>532217553
but zerktoria nukes her traits...

>>532217569
Well, that's what happen when the game runs on faulty spaghetti code

Time to goon until the servers are back
Where are the zako~ bob posters?

>>532217609
wait there's actually hags? thought it just full of loli stuff

>>532215145
>>532215668
>>532216387
>>532216515
>>532217045
>>532217368
>>532217576
>>532217605

>>532217391
If you ignore highlanders, you should be able to save for enough pity spark in 5 months.

>>532217176
I already got her at NP2 and now I don't care.

Simple as.

>>532217482
I didn't know the cables for our internet passed through the fertile crescent, liz you're a genius!

Why we call coom goon now?

>>532217250
They perfected the Bob formula. Imagine the servers when Lilith drops.

They should just reset the entire NA server back to day 1. Y'all are ungrateful as hell.

>servant for (you) during the 'canon' chapters
>servant for (you) when you roll them
Is it so hard to make one as such?

>>532217602
You're here on na server don't say anything about a game that you don't play.

>>532217778
Coom was temporary and extremely forced. It's a good thing it died

>>532217707
It has the full spectrum of girls and fetishes. Anyone saying otherwise is a troll.

>>532216817
Can't we just use a Command Seal to force her to be nicer to everyone? Sure its against her will but it would make everybody's life easier

>Intentionally shut down server for a few hours to save money on infrastructure costs
>Make posts unrelated to "emergency maintenance" on social media channels for more engagement so ad revenue increases
They're doing this on purpose to squeeze a few thousand yen

>>532217814
literally every single servant in the game is this

>>532217814
Yep. Look at Melusine. Not for (You) both ways with her cuck hack official artist

>>532217707
Yeah, they have a few hags

>>532217176
bakatoria is not saber
shes way cuter

>>532217814
Roll for Yuyu.

>>532217867
oh that's nice, might pick it up then

>>532217948
She is 17.

fellas...

did they downgrades the server or something? no way our dying playerbase can cause something like this when it could handle much more years ago

are we back

>17 yo
>hag
grim

did I actually fucking miss the hot period? please bros tell me you're joking...

>>532215138
I rolled bageko coz I want her as my bodyguard. I'm married so she can serve my wife too and we'll take good care of her unlike the whore Morgan

>>532217639
Extella 3 just believe

>the Fae also broke 4chan
how are they so powerful

>>532217948
>this is a hag on the level of Murasaki, Scathach or Europa

>4chan is fucking dead as well
I'll just go to sleep...

>melutard starts attacking bobbros randomly
>thread goes to shit
>melutard cries "why kekpost"
You reap what you sow.

>>532217778
Twitter decides the memes now and 4chan follows like the sheep they are.

I guess the site is crapping out too

Posting down again?

Bros?

>>532217974
But would she be dtf though

>>532217814
Dunno. I like servants having agency of their own during story chapters. The pandering aspect is fine for myroom and events.

>>532217957
based

I just looked at the data files bros and they're rolling it back

EoS

>>532217707
"hags" every girl is 18 or lower by age

Can't post images?

>>532217449
Shun (Small) (Child) (Underaged) is infinitely sexier, can't blame them

How are we still in maintenance?

Knock knock

>>532218220
Yes.

i can't believe melu killed 4chan

LIVE

What do I do to pass the time. I can't get into anything because I'm too tense. I have work in two and a half hours

ok fuck 4chan it can stay down, can maintenance end

>>532218489
Lasagna is trying to shut down 4chan in order to prevent people from complaining about the maintenance.

THIS WEBSITE FUCKING SUCKS

>>532218554
Watch a video, play a game or do something that isn't a waste of time?

>>532218110
kys

>>532214470 (OP)
>people accusing Melu of burning the servers
>the fae who's riding Burnunnos:

Is Melusine for (You)?

>>532217948
True hag and mother

>FGO down
>FGOAlter down
THIS SUCKS

>>532217921
Nobody cares

I did like 10 rolls before the server died and got a Barg

>>532218665
The Burnunnos plot sounded weirdly like Grendel to me. I don't have anything to add to that, but I feel like I had to say it

Melusine is for (me)

>>532218710
I dunno about (you) but definitely for ME

>>532218781
I find it comical that our servants job to this monster

>Can't log into FGO
>4chan barely functional
What the fuck's next!?

I'm in.

Hello.

>>532217948
Is this chick as dominant as she looks or is BA being annoying about dominant women again

I remember the early marketing for Aru was like 80% that one face where she's looking at you like trash. Coupled with her extremely Tokiko Zaizen like design, I thought she'd be dominant. Instead she folds instantly and is a fail girl to the nth degree.

Writing this reminds me just how special Tokiko is. An idol that genuinely believes she should be worshipped by men and canonically gets (you) to bark for her in a professional setting is kino.

>>532219017
Show the good ones

This game is the big sucks. Gacha games in general

TBD? Whats TBD?

>>532218901
the democracy

>Get to title screen
>See this
:(

>>532217974
She's being compared to Kiyohime for a reason. She will drop you like sack of potatoes the second she'll see her emperor

Message has updated

>>532219173
The Boy's Day.

how fucking hard can it be to turn on the servers

>>532219049
Rio is not dominant.
She is quite literally an autist (true).

This is no exagerration, she's the female version of Sheldon Cooper (autist from the Big Bang Theory).

>>532219173
Total Barghest Death

>>532219173
the bob's dead

They can't fucking do the bare minimum on a money printing machine, I'm so sick of this shit

so it was free Melusine banner after all, they added 50% chance in front of their usual 0..000075%

>>532219173
tits buried dick

>>532219173
TOTAL BARGHEST DEATH

>>532219305
I figured, her expressions kind of sell that.

Do they have any overtly femdom characters? Like how we have, I dunno, Semiramis.

>>532219357
I did 5 10 rolls and got nothing.

>>532219312
>>532219413
Bargmind

>>532219173
Tits Boobs Day

>>532219413
She sat on the server...

>>532219357
Maybe if you repeat it enough times, someone will actually believe you.

>>532218710
Are you Aurora or Percival?

>>532219173
Try Buying DSaintquartz

>>532219328
>That view line on the Chloe video
Based

>>532219542
I believe him.

>>532219017
>MikoCer
Even CerMiko would sound better. No wonder the servers crashed.

>>532219208
Most female Servants were married or had lovers, so you can create cuck fantasies about those appearing for any of them.

>>532219543
I am male from SEA so, Aurora

>>532219674
>male
>SEA

>>532219173
TOTAL BARGHEST DICKDOWN

>>532219674
This is the worst "would you rather" I've ever seen

Is it Sir-nunnos or Ker-nunnos? Or maybe even Cher-nunnos?

>>532219810
Cirno-nos

>>532219810
Ker

>>532219049
There is a school build and ran by autist and Rio is the one who led them, that all is need to tell you about her
If you want dominant the closest thing is this little gerlim

Why are people even playing this "game". If you're interested, just read the story on some porky's youtube channel and fap to the fanart.

>>532219810
It's Chill-no

>>532219745
Who's behind Megatron?

What the fuck did they even break?

>>532219810
If you watched the dramalogue you would know it's ker...

>>532219869
Will forgive.

>>532219869
Shuro my beloved. I need her implemented in BA.

>>532218710
Most for (You) servant in the game after Abby, (You) are her whole reason for being.

>>532219947
Indra?

>>532219880
Can you spoil this entire event for me so I don't have to watch video?

>>532219674
Go for Morgan.

They are discussing how to deal with the increased rates right now. Hopefully we'll get a roll back.

>>532219745
>Mashu's actually a sadist
Huh

>>532219880
The fanart alone doesn't cut it. I need someone to slowly post suggestive imagery

>>532219810
I thought it was 'Cern-nunnos'.

I am thinking 30 jims and some apples

>>532219869
Also she would dom you as well.

>WW3 SOON
I hope you're ready

>>532220002
Lol

>>532219641
Abby and Charlotte are pure virgins for (You).

>>532220165
You retards have been saying this for like 10 years now

>>532220165
no I still didn't roll Melu

>>532220165
Have you seen the fucking state of every other country's military? How would you possibly balance that scale

>>532220165
Okay what happened now?

>>532220165
WW3 is a distraction from the Epstein files.

>>532220278
How do you know that Abigail Williams didn't have sex later in life? There is a rumor that she became a prostitute.

>>532219173
total bowel destruction, prepare your anus

>>532220165
>muh ww3 posts
>check news
>1d100+10 Palestinians killed per day
>Not even Iran bombings
>vtumor quit
>Epstein trolling
Tuesday.

>>532219810
It's "Ker none nose" with a hard S
Baob's name non-translation got me in a tissy so i had to look shit up and start saying it right.
In JP her name is pronounced Keito Ku Mikokeru, enunciating the normally silent end-u to make it rhyme. It's a cute rhythmic name that fits her cute design. Almost sounds like magic words.
Direct localizing it doesn't keep the original pronunciation and it's more blunt and fatty.
"Kate Ku Miko Ker"
I will now call her Mikker and her fans are mikkers.

>>532220571
>kok
heh

>>532220409
Yeah she becames my exclusive whore forever

>>532220393
The Epstein files are a distraction from

>>532220634
Source?

Would Richard Lionheart eventually be faster than Achilles if a fight dragged out long enough? Asking because one of his nps is the ability to exponentially increase his speed (every few minutes) the longer a fight goes on

>>532220992
Characters who are slower than Achilles could still fight him normally so speed isn't that big of a deal.

>>532220393
>>532220683
All of it is a distraction from

Maintennunos

>>532220165
what happened now

>>532220554
>go to /vt/ to see who quit
>board is up in flames because one is getting married
Lmao

get rdy bros, it's ending in 10 minutes

IT'S UP

>>532220278
Unlike Melusine

>>532221361
>the rat is leaving vshojo
>something about $500k missing from a charity event
>nimi is getting married
>other vshojo talents hinting that they're leaving
That's everything so far.

I'm up!

>>532219604
CerrMiko would have been alright, on par with Cerpriestess. It even follows the appropriate alliteration rule of CCC-M / CCC-P. Albert-Jesus has to be doing this on purpose, as the only other person you can blame is Nasu.

>>532221447
chances of maintenance happening again after 10 minutes and people all try to log in at once?

>>532221485
just like my dick for Illya

>>532221447
If Albert would just give us one more minute then we'd get an extra quartz...no way he's that jewish...

It's so cool how they never actually tell us what causes any of these emergency maintenances, ever

>>532221361
Nimi announced her marriage and the VShoujo (Seond biggest EN vtubing agency) basically self immolated today.
/vt/ is in light-speed mode at the moment.

>>532220165
Reminder that nothing ever happens

>>532221614
Vshojo pulling a Nijisanji plus Completionist combo

>>532221859
Ugly

>>532221614
Money gained from a subathon was supposed to go to charity, but the mouse dropped the nuke that Vshojo is still holding onto it and the charity has received none. 3rd fallout victim is Melody needing Vshojo to have a Japanese work visa, but if VS goes down then that is going up in flames.

I could be rolling for Melusine right now

>>532221614
Nyanners was in the right all along

>>532221614
vshojo and not holo right?
Because I already got enough depression from Mumei graduating.

Mom

>>532221803
How do these actual retards still have their jobs? All they are doing is changing Japanese text to english and dumping the app on the servers and yet somehow this seems beyond them.

>>532221803
For once I can habeeb it because the internet in general was spotty a while ago. Perhaps they really did not want anybody's rolls to go into the void or at least avoid mass complaints about that from people who don't know to sort their inventory by newest acquired.

>>532221950
There has been like 50 artists and other people doing work for them coming out saying how they haven't been paid like thousands of dollars and shit as well right now on top that too lamo

I stand with my last 40 SQ bros, should I blow them hoping for NP2 Cummer or hope for my wife Bob?

>>532221831
I don't suppose that's what killed 4chan for a while just now? /vt/ has been one of the fastest boards for a while now.

>>532221950
Oh yeah, mel needs VShojo for her JP work visa. Well, that's about to go up in flames. Not like she was emerging herself into the culture. Most foreigners don't anyways.

>>532222024
Not holo. holo is clean right now. No further graduation updates so far - at least on EN side.

>>532222146
Your wife will divorce you

>>532222024
It's the former

https://youtu.be/2S2IUNV97xc
Castriabros...

>>532222024
Just Vshojo, Holo didn't have big drama since Rushia invasion and Russia leaving on the same day.

I don't count other members leaving since it is mostly amicable.

Finally....time to bring her home

>>532222040
The Japanese side did it

>>532222024
Nothing really going on at Holo besides Mumei leaving and not even coming back as indie cause her throat is fucked and some of the members who never streamed leavening.

>>532219641
Brainrot

>>532221447
>get rdy bros, it's ending in 10 minutes

They need to upgrade their servers so that something like this doesn't happen again.
It happened with Castoria three years ago and it was much worse.

>>532221976
Based, I was using the same deck after I got my FA Mallow.

Activate it

>>532222237
Mel was bad too

IT'S UP unironically

>>532221647
Those are both shit.

I told Albert not to let the quail near the servers.
TQD can’t come soon enough.

IT'S UP HAPPENING

>>532222040
Lasagna manage the EN server. All Albert does is PR and handle translations.

>>532222185
>/vt/ has been one of the fastest boards for a while now.
No after 4chan went down like 80% of the board left and it has been slow as fuck. It only really right now is fast.

Is Bob for (me)?

>>532219543
Both are dead and you need to kill yourself.

OBEROOOOON

>Missed Bob summoning line because i got her when the servers went poof
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

My Melu is gone?

NO APOLOGEMS!?

>>532221859
>>532222039
hags love

YESSSSSS I WON

>>532222467
You are for shit.

>log back in
>missing 30 sq
>check summon history, went through, got my second barg
Well, I suppose I'm not gonna complain too much.

What are the odds of rolling Melusine before Barghest. Just curious... because I just spent a big pack rolling for Barg and I got Melusine and Baobhan Sith instead

the day /fgoalter/ fell
https://voca.ro/1hg1rCbGhPDb

BOB GET

I found a dog, can I keep her?

>>532222519
Usually you only get those right after a planned maintenance. They usually give away unplanned ones the next login

>>532222769
Never underestimate SRs, kiddo

I don't even feel like rolling now that the rates have been sabotaged...

Hot hour, also got bob and bag in another 20 rolls. So far got all summer, but only Suzuka NP3.

I accidently rolled np6 instead of np5 whoops

>>532222925
No, put her in the pound with the rest of the bitches

>>532221976
I could be reading FGO right now...

>>532222969
I would be tempted to wait until they say what the problem actually was. If I was rolling for Melu and friends in the first place anyway

>>532222539
I DOUBLE WON

I FUCKING DOUBLE WON

>Got Merdusine instead of Bob
Goddammit, at least I got NP2 Barg

>drop 1 multi as planned
>Back breaking sex and my 3rd mlb BG
This is good

>>532223005
I found this bitch, can I keep her?

Castoria summoning music?

I just want to say desire sensor is real in gacha games all I wanted was barghest I got three melusine instead I don't want to sound greedy or ungrateful it just feels bad man.

>>532223212
No, put her in the trash where she belongs

>>532223279
make desire sensor your bitch, I wanted Melu and got Melu

>>532222842
KEKAROO

>>532222972
Explode

>>532223501
don't worry I'm retarded, it was np5

>>532223345
Every time I want a servant they don't appear I got 4 super bunyan when all I wanted as a daikokuten

Melusine won, total B*b defeat.

Full sweep Summer baybee let's go

NP1 of everyone and NP7 Chloe, literally perfect

180 SQ and 27 tickets
Let's see what happens.

Accomplished my goal of collecting all of them. Best summer EVER

416 SQ thrown away
I only have NP1 Barg...

Wait, what?
What about the Avalon banner?

Smelu's level up voice line jumpscared me

Uhh wrong banner to spook me on Vlad, I already got NP5 Cummer thanks.

>2 tickets
Probably the quickest I've gotten a rate-up servant in recent memory, and I wasn't even planning to roll on this

>>532222769
NP2 Melu
NP2 Bob
$160
No Barghest

I'm lucky (np2 melu in 300 quartz), but not lucky at the same time. Because I want my waifu (Barg)

I'm not into loli but Melusine does something to me, maybe her general pandering and lines are just that good

I forgot how much exp you need for 120, it's fucking over

>used 1740 sq in the last week
>np1 both of the ssr
I'm in shambles...

Goddamnit dog, get off me, I just want NP2 Bob. She was like this back in LB6 too. Had 5 copies of her before I ever even pulled Bob.

>>532224142
I used to laugh at people like you. Then I was raped by Space Bitchtar.

>>532223316
I found this jet, can I keep her?

Fuck OFF, mutt. I wanted more Bobs!

>>532222842
>not only she cheats constantly on (You) with Percival, Nemo and Astolfo while shlicking for Aurora, she's now giving Squidward a rimjob
Why is she like this?

>>532224160
Haven't rolled for their summer versions yet, but LB6 was literally the opposite for me with constant Bob before a single Barg.

10 tickets, didn't get anyone
it's over

Got Melu, Barghest and two Bobs in about 50 pulls, is Melusine good enough to NP2 or should I max Castoria?

...

I didn't get dog, instead they gave me a fluffball and dragon instead. This is indeed quite upsetting.

>>532224160
Wanna trade? All I want is Barg

>over halfway to pity before getting the dragon
It took exactly the same amount of sq to get top gun as it did for me to get to np5 aesc.

>>532224476
Just kidding complainingpost worked. Now I have one of each.

>370 SQ
>NP2 Barg
>NP1 Bob
>NP0 Melu
It's so fucking over. I knew I wasn't going to get her either so little but I still had hope. Oh well, maybe next year.

>>532224478
I'd take that trade in a heartbeat.

My Barghest looks funny

I had to hit pity lol, cost me $240

>>532224274
Are you Aurora or Percival?

600sq= np4 melu, np3 Bob, np0 Barg. Guess which one i wanted.

Iyo is better than NP2 Melu btw

>>532224473
nice you got some rare prisms bro

what'd they fix?

>>532224872
the server

>they didn't invest in morgancoin
are there any bigger losers in fgo history?

>>532224640
https://x.com/AwakenTony/status/1946727832350273769

DAMAGE REPORT
>NP5 Melu
>NP11 Bob
>NP11 Barg
>NP2 Dioscuri (what the fuck?)
>NP1 Jinako
>NP1 Stheno
>NP1 Yang Ging
All this for 1980 QUARTZ
Anyway, what are the changes of getting 2 of non-rate up SSR?

>>532214470 (OP)
>LOADING...
>new CE
>LOADING...
>new CE
>LOADING...
>new CE

>>532224893
Seems suspicious.

>>532225025
>90 SQ on Barg banner
>NP1 Melu
>NP1 Barg
>30 on AlCas
>Min roll
sucks

why are they making tezbros wait like this?

It begins

i've been kidnapped i think

No, I like cute and funny things

>batch of Hirunagi's works
>mmf, gangbang, tentacle
FUCK OFF

>>532225025
>1980 QUARTZ
Not bad at all, gratz.

>Stheno is my first NP5 gold servant from only spooks
Should have known.

>Got melusine for a few tickets back then
>For the hell of it, throw a few tickets into this rate up
>Shows up immidiately

Man, both Morgan's did the same thing.

>>532225194
I got the Tez CE

What now?

I ran out of exp and white dogs

Bageko sexo

so uhhh why don't the summer fairies have 2x exp

>Easter Failnaugh
Do Faeries celebrate Jesus?

>>532225514
me in the back

So did they rollback?

>>532225768
No.

>>532225768
yeah my balls into their mouths

>>532225025
I spent a total of 1107 SQ and I hit pity with Melu, along with
NP6 Barg
NP0 BOB
Kept getting minroll and minroll
FUCK MY LIFE

>>532223706
Suzuka x4
Castoria(Last multi while Cha-La Head-Cha-La came up in the 90's Anime Opening Playlist)
Too bad about Chloe, but all in all better than I expected.

>>532225194
Tezsisters*

>>532225078
Two more new CEs later, I have two Bobs. Took me only 360 quartz.

So what the verdict? Is Melusine for (You)?

Melu keeps giving me the sex eyes when leveling...

Read this to boost your Melusine rolls

https://exhentai.org/g/3450577/ba7f82bb1a

>>532214470 (OP)
Okay I have NP3 Bob now. Should I keep going?

what type of bikini is this?

>>532226086
Dogshit.

hm

How many copies to max a limited 4*s coins?

what the fuck is core/multicore

why 4chanx doesn't workey

leveling suzuka, chloe, AA, Cnoc, Melu, and Barg took me from 330 stacks of Embers(all 10+ or more) to 118..... lotto when????
also what the fuck is wrong with 4chan lately? constant connection errors and captcha malfunctions.

>>532226304
>multicore
That's when you spitroast support Void Shiki with your bro

>>532226342
maybe something with the captcha, I closed browser/updated ublock filters/tried to check if greasemonkey would grab an update, though typing that out I think I've had to manually update 4chanx to get it to work in the past at least once

>>532226372
it says "Connection error while posting."

>>532226068
Do you need specifically NP3 Bob for something? I stopped at NP2.

We outta shells

Hope the event has a good node for them, if so I'll apple it later today

>>532226473
Put Cummer to your ear and you'll hear the ocean.

3rd ascension Bob is so for (you) that she feels like an entirely different character

>>532226342
It's not just X, like any extension I have even other ones I tried on greasemonkey just would give the connection error.

>>532226449
and if you use the "old form" at the top of the thread it posts willy nilly no issue on the same browser saying "connection error" if you try using quick reply

>>532226467
Idk farming I guess?

What NP Level for Cummer

DAMAGE REPORT
630sq + 2 big packs
GOAL: NP5 BARGHEST
>1 odysseus
>NP6 Melusine
>NP7 Bob
>NP5 Barghest
Couldve been worse but whatever, im assuming NP5 isnt enough to 120 even with the upcoming update right?
All things considered i got extremely lucky with the 5 star but she wasnt my goal
>Next goal NP5 Mom lily

>Neither Melu nor Barg can swim
What is wrong with these Tam Lins.

>>532226510
What about her other two ascensions?

>another fucking spark without even any spooks in between
It wouldn't surprise me if they just tank your rates the moment your account gathered too many free resources

>>532226547
NP5 is more than enough

Morgan is retarded...

hmm

I hity pity with Melu, got NP6 Barg and ZERO BOB'S.
Not even a single gold spook.
You know what, fuck it, I'm not rolling for anything for the rest of the year.
I'm just getting Bob via the SR Ticket later instead.

melu

When is Skadi rateup?

>>532226663
thanks

>>532226751
Only regular Bob is on that ticket