First Classic Edition

A hopeful beginning of the new series of threads focused on the discussion revolving around various parts of the Angry Birds franchise.

Feel free to put up useful links like the game archives, comic archives, and other stuff, as this is just a test to see how many people beside me still care.

Absolute waste of potential

>>532256312 (OP)
you song of a bitch you actually did it, i'm proud of you birdfag.
now to be ontopic, are you hyped for that third angry birds movie that's coming out 2027? i haven't seen the second one myself but i saw the first one and it was a surprisingly nice watch, i remember everyone saying it was going to be shit back then

>>532257393
Judging by the news I've heard, and by what the second movie ending was, wouldn't be surprised if it's going to be the "learning to be a father" trope.

The first movie was good, the second made me cry in a bad way.

>>532256781
Silver is the most destroyed character in the franchise. Reduced from the quirky "our girl who grew up with different parents" to a substitute smartass of the group.

R.I.P. Dahlia fans. Your life ended in 2015.

Rovio sissies out by giving hands and legs to the birds. Toons may be goofy af, but when you make the rules and follow them to the most conscious degree, you have a potential to turn a puddle of turds into a beautiful sculpture that smells like flowers.

>>532259584
The KINOest...

>>532258929
>Abnormally largest eyes compared to all the birds we've seen
>Weird eyebrow colour
>A yellow speedster's sister has no similiar traits to him
> Bean shaped body on two long lanky legs
>Directed by Thurop Van Orman

ASSASSINATED

>>532256312 (OP)

Game collection:
https://archive.org/details/angry-birds-collection_202208

Comic collection (need to apply for some shitty cookie license):
https://www.angrybirds.com/comics-library/

Oh no

>>532260969

The fire department is currently offline...

>>532259584
The UGLYest

angry birds is an indie game
>>532259584

>>532260406
Oh, dear Venus...

>>532261909
uranus

>>532262102
Dios mio!

I will make more eggs with matilda

Reminder that this thing came out of the /utg/'s womb

>>532262723
From the pits to the ritz, from the jowls with the towels.

>>532256312 (OP)
dead franchise

>>532263306
True!

>>532263583
>goonbait from a dead game

>>532263810
Don't be mean to her! Stella is precious and innocent!

>>532256312 (OP)
My fucking KEK HOLY SHIT

>>532264286
frog posters go away.

>>532264673
>aislop

you are puny little eggshell...

Why does every bird has a name but some pigs dont

>>532265335
His name is clearly Maverick

Can you please meme second wind to this franchise? Our GDP really needs it

>>532265335
Because they are literal canon fodder, not characters

>>532265636
What is that second wind and gdp you're talking about I don't get it

>>532265674
Then why make disctintive designs?
Also what is up with this nigga's eye

>>532266167
https://youtu.be/L-dHL-DJOSU?feature=shared

Learn your angry bird s stupid

>>532266417
That doesn't answer my question retard

>>532265884
make upset avians print moni again the countri is dying plis

>>532266587
No need to be rude

>>532266779
>posting humanshit

>>532266779
>posting humanshit

KING KING KING KIGN KING KING KIGN
I KNEEL
I KNEEL
MY KING

>>532267237
where tf do you even get these images from

>>532267450
YURI BIRDS
YURI BIRDS

>>532267450
Pinterest

>>532267907
>>532267674
>>532267450
>>532267237
>>532266779
>>532264886
>>532264091
>>532263583
>>532262102
>>532258560

I am having sex with all of them

willow wants that BBQ

>>532268378
no... willow is not... stop being weird...

>>532268448
willow is a race traitor, somehow even moreso than gale, even when she has a fucking pig boytoy for herself

>>532267674
woke birds? in my mobile game?!

>>532268637
STOP CORRUPTING HER!! ANGRY BIRDS AND SEX DO NOT GO TOGETHER!!!

>>532268921

>>532268921
>this ugly deadbeat bastard bred your waifeather and she LOVED IT

>>532269152
SMASH

>>532269152
kill pinterestfags

This thread is dogshit. Franchise is dead, and the only people who care about it are stuck up autists. Stop flooding the board with your shitty finnish children media

>>532269568
>t. underpaid rovio employee

>>532269568
Look out your window

>>532269648
There are only 3 people in this thread pretending that old angry birds fans even exist. Stop pretending that this thread has any activity beside 3 up addresses circle jerking

>>532262723
GUH??

Dead thread, dead franchise

>>532269972
>>532270703
I am pissing on your keyboard if you keep typing this kind of messages

>>532270918
>>532269972

These messages were written by ME!!! The king!

>>532270703
Stop being mean... This is our first thread... We will climb and rebuild the glorious days!!!

Will we live... Or die?

I have fond memories of this game. I thought Red was cute and had a plush of him with a voice box inside, but I also liked Bomb. I've played so many of these games and their variants and I remember watching the cartoons and fan animations, like this horror one on youtube.
Don't like the movies, though. I only remember watching the first, but the characters with legs and human speech unsettled me too much to keep going. The movie did make way for a soul mates yaoi fanfic about it that I still remember to this day due to its sheer oddity, so at least that was entertaining.

>>532271696
have the anakins

>>532271871

>>532256312 (OP)
>toons
https://archive.org/details/ABT-Complete-Series/Wreck+the+Halls.mp4

>Stella second season
https://archive.org/details/angry-birds-stella-the-complete-second-season-us-dvd-2016

>Stella first seasons
https://archive.org/details/angry-birds-stella-the-complete-first-season-us-dvd-2015

Why did rovio wrote her to be a bitch

>>532272642
Because corporate doesn't care about character development...

>>532272642
Who is she?

Red communist is a wagie

>>532273021
Gale from angry birds stella. Used to be with her flock, but rovio wrote her to be narcissistic as fuck, which diminished her every character development moment. She later runs away again from her flock when she got nursed to health

I DECLARE THIS THREAD DEAD AND LAYING DOWN

>>532272863

>>532274156
When did we go so wrong...

Are you
BOMBILDA
or
MATERENCE

Now this thread is DEAD FOREVER!

>>532256312 (OP)
Idk why this is a thing but I do remember liking angry birds epic

How did you all feel about Angry Birds Epic? I rather enjoyed it.

Still dead?

molested poultry

2015 was the last year before the crash out

This thread was a mistake

>>532256546
What was his fucking problem?

>>532305245
*board

Is Red’s First Flight worth picking up on the App Store? I haven’t touched this series in over a decade.

I guess no one else liked Epic :(

angry birds is a based game and I'm tired of being made fun of for thinking it is

Reminder that interspecies relationships are banned in pig kingdom. GLORY TO THE MONARCHY!!

>>532348423
why is it illegal and taboo if it's literally never happened before

>>532348568
You have two options: canon and not-canon schizo worldbuilding

Canon: who tf cares it's a mobile game, no one needs those topics in it

Schizo theory: because pig society is built on egg worshipping and eating. The implications of being able to be in a relationship with someone whose children are eaten by your royalty is already disgusting, so no surprise

>>532348772
laws are generally made to prevent things that do ordinarily happen
why bother outlawing something that no one does

>>532348423
>muh bird pussy

>>532348905
Well, I was not a part of rovio's writing team during that time, so I know as much as you do in that department. Just one of the million things on the list that rovio neglected while printing money.

>>532348905
That's called thinking ahead

>>532323318
Only if you can't get the old games from the app store in any way, or suck at installing third party packages

Moral: buy an Android, but an old one. The modern android versions completely shut over angry birds go and transformers, but maybe that's just me

Hi!

>>532349990
get out

>>532349679
if it's never happened before it's either practically impossible or just something no one's even thought about trying
in either case, doesn't make much sense

>>532350886
80% of angry birds doesn't make much sense

>>532351858
>90%

If angry birds concept could be rebooted what would you change?