Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:21:40 PM
No.532267587
>>532267957
>>532267270
can't wait to read the article about you
>>532267367
would've been sad if they really wanted to be left alone.
since they invaded every hobby, every media, every social, i love that they kill themselves. i love that they're dropping like flies.
they wanted to be privileged. not just exist, but be kings through their victimhood.
i have no mercy for people who seek supremacy above others.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:53:26 PM
No.532271050
>>532270814
>it's not as bad as you think
I don't think its bad at all lol. That seed that feeds you attack ups is so good.
At launch I would switch to bare hands to punch people with 1-2 bars and it was always faster than a weapon (duchess and revenant aside).
>>532270896
>unused
Did you not do raider's remembrance? If you didn't think that was the pvp mode being previewed I don't know what to tell you.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 7:01:46 PM
No.532271901
>>532271690
you can turn around, you can throw the mark forwards then pull back and you go through the enemy into his back
or throw back then pull forward and to return to around where you were
and being in melee range, using mark as a dodge work even better
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 7:55:43 PM
No.532277914
>>532278132
It never ceases to be funny when retards try to aura farm in Nightreign.
>Perch up on a post before the nightlord door and strike a pose.
>Slowly walk towards the boss and eat 4 consumables.
>Get downed immediately by the first attack.
>Get revived and start panic rolling after getting their shit rocked.
>Get downed again, ping themselves a few times.
>Get revived, try to heal in the bosses face.
>Get downed again like a bitch, ping themselves again.
>Leave me alone to have to solo the nightlord for them. I'm not reviving your dumbass every 15 seconds.
Nice shit aura you retarded shitter (Ν‘Β°ΝΚΝ‘Β°)
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:01:47 PM
No.532285554
>>532284171
you gotta split them up. scorp and moth are easy enough on their own, but taking shockwaves and lasers from offscreen make the fight way harder than it should. one guy with a projectile can waste the moth's time when the other two guys can down the scorp. if you have the "less likely to be targetted" passive, the moth rarely attacks you cause its always trying to slowly fly back to the other fight, but this also means you start fighting against the aggro system to hold its attention which can be hard if you are using a slow fire rate attack like black flame.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:39:41 PM
No.532289953
>>532290042
After 100 runs I can say without question that Executor mains are the most gargantuan faggots.
>Rusty puts out new vid
>'Frostbite works on arcane. Try it on Executorn it's funny'
>oh no.png
>Load in to a match
>Duchess x2, Exec
>Open a lockbox, talisman with Improved Spellcasting Speed
>Exec gobbles it
>later in run, evergaol, exec sure enough loaded up with staves
>he pings every goddman rise on the map (he's playing with two Duchesses sure but some if these fuckers are completely out of the way and why is he pinging them?)
>constantly eating shit and dying, though normally I wouldn't fault anyone for that
>by the middle of day 2 he's switched back to kats
>still eating shit and dying
>make it to giga DDK
>eats shit and dies the entire fight
>me and the other Duchess win
>Exec gets up runs over and drops all his gear like he's one if THOSE retards and didn't spend the entire run being dead weight anyway
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:47:15 PM
No.532290770
holy shit elden ring players was a mistake, just had a pub 3dogs run where a retard with no relics just slow run everywhere and keeps dying to the ring
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:25:35 PM
No.532294838
>>532295023
>>532293674
She's the only spellsword character in the game.
In Elden Ring you could play all casters like her, but in Nightreign you either go full melee + Ironeye or full caster.
Duchess is the only one who can effectively do both, which gives her the most build variety.
I'm actually surprised that there's only one hybrid, I'm fully expecting all or at least most DLC characters to also be hybrids since most single attribute archetypes are already covered.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:49:40 PM
No.532297372
>>532296000
Both are so babymode I just go do whatever I want since I can easily solo both at
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:50:07 PM
No.532297413
>>532295449
You missed this place somehow managing to deteriorate even further past the point when you left. Run while you can.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:50:14 PM
No.532297423
>>532297613
>>532298285
>>532297268
I love the little owl face on his chestplate.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:52:10 PM
No.532297613
>>532320934
>>532297423
His armor being 'hollow' like bird bones is a great touch. Overall a 10/10 design.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:52:28 PM
No.532297649
>>532295449
you missed several days of poopdick and loli spam after a cheater was outed
best part is their cheated relics werenβt even that good
see
>>532286969
cheaters are still seething about it
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:53:41 PM
No.532297771
>>532297910
gg scorpion shield on my back makes me feel like ryan gosling in drive
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:54:49 PM
No.532297910
>>532298014
>>532297771
ggs
did you not get a single good greatsword? i saw basically every halberd during that run lol
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:55:11 PM
No.532297939
>>532299035
I wish Miquella would go for me
what was this recluse thinking?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:55:47 PM
No.532298014
>>532297910
i turned down several towards the beginning for good passives. ended up not finding fuck all else really
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:56:34 PM
No.532298105
>>532297979
runned out of fp most likely
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:57:07 PM
No.532298157
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:57:26 PM
No.532298191
>>532298304
>>532297979
raider player picked recluse by accident
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:58:06 PM
No.532298260
>>532297979
Just balancing out possible gaol boosts by playing sub optimally because the game is easy already
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:58:18 PM
No.532298285
>>532297423
Lots of nice touches on all the nghtfarers honestly.
>>532298191
>raider player
doubt
he doesn't even have any souls games or elden ring
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:59:55 PM
No.532298482
>>532299260
>>532298304
as someone whose first souls game in a decade was nightreign and started off with recluse, I know their pain
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:00:13 PM
No.532298525
>>532298304
it was a joke you sperg, and besides the other games have literally nothing to do with playing raider
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:01:12 PM
No.532298635
>>532298825
>>532298304
>2.5h
That's what, four matches top?
She's obviously learning and the curve is pretty steep
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:02:59 PM
No.532298825
>>532299418
>>532298635
3 rounds. A round is 40 to 50 minutes.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:04:46 PM
No.532299035
>>532297939
Too bad, he goes for me. Jealous? ;)
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:06:17 PM
No.532299180
>>532299748
>>532300034
>deep into Shrouded City already
>Libra shows up to scam us
>ping Astel for the others while going for Libra myself
>get to try the wylder skip back into the city for the first time
didn't think I'd ever get to do this
you guys used this skip?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:07:04 PM
No.532299260
>>532299368
>>532298482
Extremely grim thing to admit to you missed out on so much kino
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:07:08 PM
No.532299272
>>532292552
yah just skip 4 loot drops on the right side... xD
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:08:03 PM
No.532299368
>>532306140
>>532299260
a decade would mean he only skipped dark souls 3
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:08:37 PM
No.532299418
>>532299698
>>532298825
Eh, if you start sweating it's closer to like 35m or less.
Of course, this is assuming you make it to the Night lord and don't wipe night 1.
I remember my first rando runs on launch day being...short
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:08:53 PM
No.532299461
>>532297979
>pick this thing up
>icon makes it look like some big pickhammer thingy
>equip
>its a fucking sculpting pick
rumao. you stinky poooooooop
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:09:15 PM
No.532299505
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:09:23 PM
No.532299517
Hi. I decided to improve this game by reporting every single Revenant I get matched with.
8 revenants in a row acting retarded and the last one decided to roam the map alone to make a sorcery build.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:09:52 PM
No.532299571
>>532297979
please tell me this isnt erg. what the actual fuck.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:11:01 PM
No.532299698
>>532299971
>>532299418
Nah it goes to around 40 if you are sweating. You can't speed the game up past the hard time constraint it is designed around. The only time you can shave is on the night1,2, 3 bosses. The difference between good and bad will only be about 2 minutes.
Each day 1 and 2 take around 20 minutes each, when not accounting for the boss at the end of the night.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:11:32 PM
No.532299748
>>532299180
no, skipping nok nok is stupid but thats probably the best possible use of it aside from wanting to get your free goldberg from astel and then leaving
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:13:11 PM
No.532299916
>>532300031
>land
>gaol ping
yup......... i'm throwing.....
>>532299698
>Nah it goes to around 40 if you are sweating.
sounds like cope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpOJbvJfdc8
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:14:15 PM
No.532300031
>>532300298
>>532299916
I ping all the evergaols then don't go near them.
>>532299971
No cope, the game works on a time system.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:14:16 PM
No.532300034
>>532300213
>>532302836
>>532299180
>ping astel for others while going for libra
I've tried this but people always follow me
With there being relics that give your weapon an ash of war of your choice.
Think it's a good idea to just upgrade the starting weapon and stay with it, if you got a good ash of war for it?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:15:27 PM
No.532300183
>>532300384
>>532300089
>the all knowing
>didn't know he was gonna get his ass beat
?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:15:48 PM
No.532300213
>>532300034
Most people don't know only 1 person needs to outjew libra. Seeing it happen should clue you in though.
>>532300089
Its a valid strat that changes the way you'll play (that might not be conducive with how others play).
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:16:05 PM
No.532300240
>>532300089
it is reasonable on some characters, especially if you can put an element the boss is weak to on it but that's probably harder to do without gimping yourself
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:16:14 PM
No.532300261
>>532300089
yes, thats perfectly feasible but just a bit boring for my tastes
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:16:40 PM
No.532300298
>>532300384
>>532300031
>he game works on a time system.
Yes, that's why there is a floor, but if you sweat hard enough 32m is easily possible
>>532300183
When you get around to playing you'll get the irony.
>>532300089
Roguelikes are about risk management and it is always a reasonable take to mitigate as much risk as possible when you don't trust the rng.
>>532300298
The floor is around 40 minutes.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:18:35 PM
No.532300515
>>532300642
gg goat
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:19:27 PM
No.532300606
>>532300384
my last game played with /erg/ was 35 minutes, 40 seconds, sorry to hear about you sucking ass at the game
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:19:45 PM
No.532300642
>>532300727
>>532300089
One of Wylder's character buffs is essentially starting weapon deals fire and it is one of the best things he can be doing in the game.
If the boss is weak to x element you can know you are going to walk into their arena with a purple of that element for free.
>>532300515
gg horsefucker.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:20:31 PM
No.532300724
>>532300384
>The floor is around 40 minutes.
I literally linked you video evidence of a guy doing it in 31:31 you muppet
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:20:34 PM
No.532300727
>>532300795
>>532300642
why am i horsefucker
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:20:45 PM
No.532300741
>>532300974
>>532300384
this isn't a roguelike
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:21:19 PM
No.532300795
>>532300879
>>532300727
He knows about 2FA
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:22:05 PM
No.532300879
>>532300974
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:22:15 PM
No.532300902
the suncatcher's buffed L2 is shiny but doesn't get buffed by + holy attack power, i got scammed
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:22:54 PM
No.532300974
>>532300741
It uses the same sensibilities and any metagaming you do in roguelikes can be applied here.
>>532300879
He knows about 2 factor authentication for the brony.
>nobody posts in the general
>find matches on erg faster than ever
something is not right
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:23:12 PM
No.532301015
>>532300384
>Roguelikes are about
Roguelikes are also
-fully randomized, NR is not
-featuring permadeath, NR has actual progression
-turn based, NR is not
-grid based, NR is not
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:24:21 PM
No.532301135
>>532300989
>anons are playing the game for once instead of bickering like hags in the general
>you can actually find a match now
WTF?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:24:32 PM
No.532301159
>>532301436
>>532301464
>>532300989
The trooncord got bullied out the threads for the most part. They still use our pass since theirs got leaked.
This whole how long a round takes autism is actually a cryptic shitpost calling one of them out thats why there is so much pushback to anon saying rounds take 40 minutes
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:25:29 PM
No.532301261
>>532305979
>>532300989
the general is full of cheaters, erpers, faggots, gooners, trannies, schizos, and the odd poopdick/loli spammer
the general should just contain the OP contents and then be locked
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:25:30 PM
No.532301262
>>532301571
>>532299971
heh
could've gone faster if I wasn't jerking around in the shelter after outland commander too
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:27:08 PM
No.532301436
>>532301159
informing you that you are bad at the game isnβt really pushback, but whatever cope keeps you from killings yourself, I guess
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:27:23 PM
No.532301464
>>532301159
>long pause in posting again
kinda funny
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:28:14 PM
No.532301571
>>532301648
>>532302650
>>532301262
Now submit it to speedrun.com
Oh right, you can't because they are still trying to figure things out...
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:28:54 PM
No.532301648
>>532302050
>>532301571
It's all complete silly business anyway, I was just pretty certain I've gone faster than the video before
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:30:09 PM
No.532301779
>>532301696
that recluse name describes how i feel when I see a guardian
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:30:25 PM
No.532301816
>>532303212
>>532301696
you have wings
use them
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:30:40 PM
No.532301848
>>532303212
>>532303484
>>532301696
I've seen that wylder play with the guardian a bunch so trooncord faggots.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:31:55 PM
No.532301983
>>532302086
>>532299971
let me guess, you just play normally but rush to the night bosses the moment the tree spawns. wow what a sarr
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:32:29 PM
No.532302050
>>532302823
>>532301648
Sure it's silly, but comparing Fulghor to Heaolstor doesn't really work, even allowing for RNG differences
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:32:41 PM
No.532302069
>>532302173
Sorry slugma and Naggerman but being racist genuinely makes you worse people. I'm gonna have to block you.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:32:49 PM
No.532302086
>>532302156
>>532301983
You'll end up waiting for a few minutes doing that.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:33:15 PM
No.532302141
>>532302225
just almost no-hit everdark fulghor, but I got clipped by one stomp shockwave :(
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:33:26 PM
No.532302156
>>532302086
I don't care. You sound stupid af
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:33:34 PM
No.532302173
>>532302069
How many immigrants live in your house?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:33:37 PM
No.532302180
i may or may not have thought that i was just outside of range of the nuke
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:34:00 PM
No.532302225
>>532302537
>>532302141
they feel really inconsistent
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:34:45 PM
No.532302289
>>532303212
>>532301696
couldnt you just ult
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:37:03 PM
No.532302537
>>532302225
in this case I just fucked up and grappling hook'd into him too early
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:37:58 PM
No.532302650
>>532302775
>>532302841
>>532301571
wtf how are the leaderboards still not up
it's some powertripping mod in their discord holding it up, isn't it
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:38:21 PM
No.532302690
>>532302775
they really need to nerf jump attacks. they should implement the system in dark souls 2 where your stamina goes in the negative instead of staying at 0.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:39:14 PM
No.532302775
>>532303104
>>532302650
Probably don't want to make a leaderboard knowing everyone cheats and there is no way to verify legitimacy.
>>532302690
The game already does this nogames.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:39:37 PM
No.532302823
>>532303061
>>532303287
>>532302050
true but their video is not even minmax fast
it has a recluse instead of revenant and they're not abusing the things they could be on top of not utilizing demon plating probably?
I glimpsed libra in the noklateo run but that doesn't look like their faster one for some reason
too lazy to watch
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:39:42 PM
No.532302836
>>532300034
I don't really mind for Libra since others can also get something from him, it's only really annoying when it's Gnoster. There really is no need for anyone else to run halfway across the map
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:39:45 PM
No.532302841
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:40:21 PM
No.532302907
>speedtrannying
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:41:44 PM
No.532303061
>>532302823
>too lazy to watch
I didn't bother either, but it looks more like an explainer
It's also like a month old by now
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:42:05 PM
No.532303104
>>532302775
>Probably don't want to make a leaderboard knowing everyone cheats and there is no way to verify legitimacy.
And a guy that grinding for 300 hours for good relics and a guy starting out wont be capable of the same runs but the run itself won't show any of that.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:42:47 PM
No.532303186
evens I play Nightreign
odds I continue SL1 DS2
0 I force myself to finish Expedition 33
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:43:01 PM
No.532303210
>>532296452
I cannot even begin to comprehend his mental illness
>>532297083
true
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:43:01 PM
No.532303212
>>532302289
>>532301816
it was too high up to get back on solid ground, i fell while flying the hawk taxi
>>532301848
i think this was my first time playing with him
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:43:46 PM
No.532303287
>>532302823
>it has a recluse instead of revenant
Well yeah, they are actively trying as a team
>Duchess pinging constantly while trying to use her skill.
>Executor 3-barring no less than 10 times because he doesnt understand parrying.
Gee thanks matchmaking, I love babysitting brand new players.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:45:27 PM
No.532303484
>>532303551
>>532303620
>>532301848
How do I join the /erg/ discord server?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:45:57 PM
No.532303551
>>532303614
>>532303484
It doesn't exist
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:46:33 PM
No.532303614
>>532303650
>>532303551
But I wanna erp with Yys and cuck Mush
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:46:35 PM
No.532303620
>>532303782
>>532303484
you harass someone you want to own it to make it first off
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:46:37 PM
No.532303628
>>532303431
>pinging constantly while trying to use her skill
it's actually annoying because the first thing I think is "wtf do you want" because the ping sound is annoying
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:46:50 PM
No.532303650
>>532303614
We know comradski.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:48:02 PM
No.532303769
>>532303841
>>532304107
>>532303431
>Gee thanks matchmaking, I love babysitting brand new players.
I actually do. Those games are generally more fun than the ones where you just breeze through everything and melt every boss within 10 seconds.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:48:09 PM
No.532303782
>>532304970
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:48:43 PM
No.532303841
>>532303769
Same. I love showing a newbie something in the map and seeing them jump and spin around.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:48:55 PM
No.532303857
>>532303994
>>532303431
No one here is good enough to babysit 2 bad players aside from maybe me
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:50:13 PM
No.532303994
>>532304213
>>532303857
No one else here is dumb enough to babysit other people in an online game.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:51:29 PM
No.532304107
>>532303769
I like brand new players because it allows me to "aura farm" as the zoomies call it
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:52:20 PM
No.532304213
>drop eleanoras for executor while playing with rando
>decides this will be his weapon of choice
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:54:43 PM
No.532304449
>>532304779
>>532304321
god I love sword of Milos, got to be my favourite possible Wylder weapon, barring some legendaries
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:55:57 PM
No.532304578
>ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGNS FATAL FLAW.........!?!?!?!?!
>click
>its literally just 10 minutes of him explaining how the game works
youtube video essays have fallen. luckily this video had less than 1k views. get fucked white boy
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:56:19 PM
No.532304624
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:57:56 PM
No.532304779
>>532305162
>>532304449
milos is a debuff stick, the r2 sucks and pure physical means no extra damage against nightlord weakness
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:59:55 PM
No.532304970
>>532305046
>>532303782
I don't feel like making a discord for a bunch of people I don't really know
managing that sounds like a pain
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:00:10 AM
No.532304994
>>532304321
I've seen an executor with Radahn's today
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:00:15 AM
No.532305005
I see the dragonirian-obsessed schizo is still shitting up the general
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:00:41 AM
No.532305046
>>532304970
Me too. Especially because of all the bigotry here.
Calling all PSbros.
Everdark Fulghor will be leaving tomorrow and there's no date for when he will be back. Let's get together and kick his ass before he is gone.
1/3 PSN purple Fulghor
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:01:42 AM
No.532305141
>>532305748
tuesday'd
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:01:50 AM
No.532305159
>>532305748
Forgot there was maintenance award...
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:01:52 AM
No.532305162
>>532304779
you get a fantastic triple hit r2 after the art, and pure physical (+bleed) means you don't need to take +affinity damage passives and benefit from the physical attack relic bonuses (which I happen to have).
Of course, if you can get your hands on something with the boss' weakness, that will be better, but that's how it always is.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:02:04 AM
No.532305175
>>532305748
FUCKING!
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:03:03 AM
No.532305289
>>532305748
I FORGOT
AAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:03:08 AM
No.532305296
>>532305389
>>532305748
Server is kill right in the middle of beating heolster, thanks...
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:03:12 AM
No.532305307
>>532306747
>>532305095
Fugg I was just about to eat. If you need a third I'll join othereise I gotta eat first
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:03:25 AM
No.532305330
>>532305748
>he didnt know
lmao
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:03:35 AM
No.532305345
I had a golden order seal...................................
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:04:02 AM
No.532305389
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:04:12 AM
No.532305406
>>532305748
"ugh"
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:04:21 AM
No.532305421
>>532306747
>>532305095
i'll queue up, has it started yet?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:04:38 AM
No.532305460
>millicent
>dual curved swords
>2 dual wield passives
NOOOO
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:04:49 AM
No.532305474
:(
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:06:01 AM
No.532305595
>>532305679
>>532305748
Steam sucks so fucking bad
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:06:16 AM
No.532305628
>>532305552
PLEASE POST YOUR GOCK AND FEET PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:06:18 AM
No.532305631
>>532305552
you say this everyfucking time i want to rape you
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:06:41 AM
No.532305672
I WILL be entering the erg queue as Guardian when the servers are back online.
You WILL be joining me.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:06:43 AM
No.532305674
>>532306747
>>532305095
You'll eventually get him lol
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:06:46 AM
No.532305679
>>532305595
you can buy nightreign on xbox too!
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:07:12 AM
No.532305731
>>532305826
Is steam kill? Is game kill? What happen?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:07:30 AM
No.532305761
>>532305886
that sucks. i was in a good run too.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:08:14 AM
No.532305826
>>532305731
Same thing that happens every week nogames.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:08:47 AM
No.532305886
>>532306027
>>532305761
Are you the guy with the bow rushing everjails?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:09:40 AM
No.532305979
>>532301261
Finally a good post
>>532305748
Truth
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:09:46 AM
No.532305995
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:10:06 AM
No.532306027
>>532305886
i dont think i played with erg before. was in a pub
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:10:55 AM
No.532306113
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:11:12 AM
No.532306140
>>532299368
Sekiro and Elden Ring and possibly Bloodborne too.
>2nd day of no work due to back to back storms
>killed all the nightlords including everdarks
What to do now
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:12:23 AM
No.532306269
>>532306169
You keep killing them for gacha relics and for that dream run where you get your BIS
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:12:41 AM
No.532306302
pc gaming sucks!
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:12:56 AM
No.532306338
>>532306169
play other classes, do their remembrances, get all achievements
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:13:26 AM
No.532306391
>>532305748
you triggered the cordtroon with this one
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:13:30 AM
No.532306395
>>532306663
>>532306169
This game feels like playing Monster Hunter World but the only map available is the Ancient Forest.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:13:35 AM
No.532306406
>>532305748
You know what? Yeah. Iβm gonna go for a walk. Thanks man.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:13:45 AM
No.532306430
>>532306747
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:14:03 AM
No.532306463
>>532306169
uhmmmm ehrmmmmmm ermm
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:15:51 AM
No.532306663
>>532306395
thats sorta why i even got this game, cause wilds shat the bed
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:16:41 AM
No.532306747
>>532306874
>>532307804
>>532305307
>>532305421
>>532306430
2/3 right now
>>532305674
What the fuck does this even mean?
I hope Monster Hunter dies so Capcom can focus even more of their resources on making Resident Evil again
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:17:34 AM
No.532306828
>>532306169
get a j-uhhh wait uhhh take a shower, yeah that works
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:17:59 AM
No.532306874
>>532306747
ignore him thats our resident schizo screeching about his boogeyman and discord every thread
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:18:10 AM
No.532306901
>>532307262
>>532308572
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:18:48 AM
No.532306973
>>532307863
>>532306810
I hope Capcom dies.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:19:05 AM
No.532307003
>>532307863
>>532306810
my guy they are LITERALLY making a resident evil RIGHT NOW (well not right now, i don't know if the workday's started in japan)
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:19:12 AM
No.532307014
>>532307863
>>532306810
I hope CapGAWD thrives.
>>532306810
does capcom actually have anything left once they finish killing monster hunter?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:19:57 AM
No.532307097
>>532307863
>>532306810
uhmm sweetie...they already announced RE9..
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:20:58 AM
No.532307220
>>532266739
>DS3 tranny acting like a fag
Checks out
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:21:22 AM
No.532307262
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:24:22 AM
No.532307593
>>532307082
they have a new cute and funny game
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:26:25 AM
No.532307804
>>532306747
I didn't see a queue so I guess you guys got a third
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:26:31 AM
No.532307813
>>532308752
>>532307082
Devil May Cry 1 Remake
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:27:02 AM
No.532307863
>>532306973
That's rude...
>>532307014
That's cool!
>>532307003
>>532307097
I know but I want all future games to be their primary concern.
>>532307082
Street Fighter and Devil May Cry mostly. Used to have Dead Rising but thats gone now.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:31:23 AM
No.532308286
2/3
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:33:56 AM
No.532308530
>>532308886
>>532306169
what kind of shithole do you live in where storms shut down our city? Fagggooootttt
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:34:12 AM
No.532308572
>>532305552
sleep tight
>>532306901
*lickie*
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:35:40 AM
No.532308735
>>532308846
>>532307082
does FROM software have anything left once they milk recycling dark soul games?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:35:55 AM
No.532308752
>>532307813
devil cry 1 re: may
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:36:41 AM
No.532308846
>>532308735
They have 4 armored core games that are already finished but haven't released yet. you have no idea faggot
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:37:02 AM
No.532308886
>>532308974
>>532308530
>anon is a faggot because city officials/his boss canceled work due to forces well beyond his control
Kek what the fuck is wrong with you?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:37:48 AM
No.532308974
>>532309282
>>532308886
>being stormed in
>not just doing whatever you want
faggot weak link. dont have kids
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:38:55 AM
No.532309069
Fromsoft draws power from the eternal buttblasted seething of mindbroken contrarian retards. So basically they have a never ending supply of energy to make whatever they want.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:40:40 AM
No.532309271
>>532311589
>>532312348
Something is actually medically wrong with the eepy revenant poster. All they do is eep constantly. They are probably dying.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:40:48 AM
No.532309282
>>532308974
lmao wat
>be stormed in
>get to play vidya
>"you're a foggot for not doing whatever you want!"
What if whatever he wanted was to play vidya?
You are insane anon. Get help
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:40:55 AM
No.532309297
Where are the gamers? Steam is back up
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:43:02 AM
No.532309529
>>532297979
I was going to say ran out of FP, but the other two are clearly dealing elemental damage to the mobs.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:48:12 AM
No.532310071
>>532297979
>Shields
Nigga this is not DS1
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:49:28 AM
No.532310204
nostalgaia may unironically be one of my favorite souls games Im glad I got it
just wish it was longer
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:51:16 AM
No.532310392
>>532297979
everyone pictured in this webm sucks ass
source:
the webm
>recluse has the larval tear ending too
wtf
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:55:42 AM
No.532310853
>>532311496
>>532310459
No she doesn't
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:56:39 AM
No.532310967
>>532310459
Yeah she does
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:56:56 AM
No.532310996
>>532311496
>>532310459
No she doesnt
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:57:07 AM
No.532311024
>>532311272
>both teammates pick eraider
Never alt+f4'd so fast in my life
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:57:54 AM
No.532311117
>>532310459
Yeah she does
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:59:10 AM
No.532311272
>>532312637
>>532311024
whos eraider did they release a dlc with another character already?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:00:13 AM
No.532311392
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:00:56 AM
No.532311486
>>532311886
>>532312539
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:01:03 AM
No.532311496
>>532311907
>>532310853
>>532310996
A Wylder with the silver tear was one of my teammates in the fight. Didn't know that the tear thing applied to everyone.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:01:25 AM
No.532311543
>>532311984
>>532312618
2/3
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:01:52 AM
No.532311589
>>532309271
Probably have sleep apnea
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:02:21 AM
No.532311641
Okay.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:04:07 AM
No.532311835
>>532312285
>>532312295
Next character will be a STR/FTH btw
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:04:36 AM
No.532311886
>>532312539
>>532311486
GG smooth run
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:04:51 AM
No.532311907
>>532312171
>>532311496
You now get the scope of the story a little better (maybe).
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:05:27 AM
No.532311984
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:07:09 AM
No.532312171
>>532311907
Barely changes what I already knew but its neat.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:08:11 AM
No.532312285
>>532311835
please let them have a skill that heals
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:08:17 AM
No.532312295
>>532311835
daring today aren't we
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:08:48 AM
No.532312348
>>532309271
Its signature use saying they are going to leave in anger because anons aren't following to his tune.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:10:14 AM
No.532312509
>>532312634
they shared the passie on 'xtra again
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:10:32 AM
No.532312539
>>532311486
>>532311886
GGs anons sorry for going down a lot I didn't get many lightning options that run. Thx for carry
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:11:16 AM
No.532312614
Next character is the designated dragon character (With FP regain passive)
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:11:18 AM
No.532312618
>>532315925
>>532311543
Is this a leaked Revenant skin from the upcoming DLC?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:11:24 AM
No.532312634
>>532312690
>>532312509
lol poor brony
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:11:26 AM
No.532312637
>>532311272
electronic raider
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:11:57 AM
No.532312690
>>532312912
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:13:47 AM
No.532312912
>>532313118
>>532313210
>>532312690
I still can't believe you got doxed on a second board doing the same thing.
What a failure!
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:15:26 AM
No.532313081
gg augor Ironeye and Raider
Also nice Mountaintop dragon kill with your ult raider, funny seeing it die of fall damage
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:15:45 AM
No.532313117
gg mountain men
new borealis tech is nuts
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:15:45 AM
No.532313118
>>532313417
>>532312912
He might get off on the humiliation, that is very common with cuckolds.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:16:37 AM
No.532313210
>>532312912
yem it up yuh
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:18:23 AM
No.532313417
>>532313118
He's probably just very stupid and keeps getting out fucking skilled.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:19:59 AM
No.532313587
>>532314124
>>532330961
>finally get around to killing the Ice Dragon
>all Nightlords officially defeated
>literally no unlocks, no dialog, no reward whatsoever
Thanks for the achievement tho
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:20:17 AM
No.532313624
>>532313838
2/3 PSN
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:20:49 AM
No.532313698
More like yuh it up yem amirite?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:22:18 AM
No.532313838
>>532313624
You'll eventually get him kek
I'm not saying that the game should have had as much dialog as Hades, but it seems like they really, REALLY half-assed the main "story"
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:24:13 AM
No.532314038
>>532313923
You didn't understand the story?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:25:05 AM
No.532314124
>>532313587
your vessels?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:26:00 AM
No.532314224
>>532313923
yes welcome to fromsoft games
>>532313923
This is the most coherent story a souls game has ever had
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:27:40 AM
No.532314394
>>532277426
his name is fartass
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:28:02 AM
No.532314432
>>532314282
Elden Ring/Nightreign
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:28:13 AM
No.532314452
>>532314651
>have the worst fucking run of my life, everything that could go wrong went wrong
>check profiles afterwards
>they're both from the third world
Every fucking time.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:30:05 AM
No.532314651
>>532314742
>>532314452
Happens whenever you play with eurasian steppe people.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:31:02 AM
No.532314742
>>532314925
>>532314651
No like I have a choice except to block these people after the fact.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:31:12 AM
No.532314763
Gg boys Guardian supremacy
does character skill reduction do nothing on rev?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:32:03 AM
No.532314853
>>532315323
Alright buds, what character should I play for my pre-giga-libra training arc? Anyone but Raider or Wylder. I already know I'll win when I select either.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:32:19 AM
No.532314872
>>532314818
no, indie company
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:32:40 AM
No.532314916
>>532314282
Yeah because it's the shortest.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:32:43 AM
No.532314921
>>532314818
Yeah its useless
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:32:47 AM
No.532314925
>>532315062
>>532314742
It generally won't happen often because you presumably don't live close to them on the globe. It'll happen much more often if you do live close to them on the globe.
>>532314818
It reduces the cooldown on her skill that has no cooldown. No, you don't strum faster or anything.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:32:53 AM
No.532314936
>>532314818
Obviously. Same as Executor.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:33:40 AM
No.532314994
>>532279389
sometimes I do that when I'm not paying attention and the ult is only 99% charged and then I get graped
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:34:24 AM
No.532315062
>>532315236
>>532316075
>>532314925
I live in Canada. There's no reason for me to match with people in China and India.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:35:33 AM
No.532315184
>>532314818
Playing rev is a skill issue in itself, you can't reduce it any more than that
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:35:58 AM
No.532315230
>>532314818
skill cooldown is one of those passives that look really good but is actually just shit
raider and duchess are the only classes who get value out of it, everyone else either gets a better skill-related passive (+1 use/duration extension) or they don't even have a cooldown to begin with
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:36:01 AM
No.532315236
>>532317282
>>532315062
You probably aren't matching with them. I've literally never seen anything but english names when I play. I don't think I've ever been paired with someone outside the continental USA myself.
Never seen spanish names, latin, italian, japanese kanji or anything.
If you are getting paired with asiatics your vpn probably isn't working.
>>532314853
Update - I have selected Recluse.
Does anyone have that guide for what elements make what?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:37:22 AM
No.532315345
Why is Revenant so scuffed? Recluse can use anything with a spell on it
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:37:28 AM
No.532315357
Okay I didn't really alt+f4 on the Raiders, but one of them did goblin a Rivers and proceed to go straight to 3 pips for most of the DDK fight, so he can go fuck himself.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:37:52 AM
No.532315397
>>532315323
just shoot spells, nothing else matters
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:39:13 AM
No.532315524
>>532315323
The mixups genuinely don't matter they all do piss poor damage.
The only one worth mentioning is that Magic + Holy gives you infinite FP for like 10 seconds.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:39:23 AM
No.532315538
>>532315672
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:39:24 AM
No.532315540
>>532315323
>Does anyone have that guide for what elements make what?
You unironically don't need it, only fast and loose rule is don't succ 3 lightning you'll get yourself killed.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:40:45 AM
No.532315672
>>532318880
>>532315538
I've noticed that blink bolt does really high damage to big enemies.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:41:00 AM
No.532315708
>>532315773
>mohg doesnt spam fireblood puke for 1 (one) fight
>win
what a dogshit design
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:41:47 AM
No.532315773
>>532315954
>>532316024
>>532315708
you were dying to mohg?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:43:15 AM
No.532315925
>>532312618
Correct
>>532313923
Wow, almost like that was a secondary concern in what was effectively a spinoff party game inspired by Fortnite
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:43:34 AM
No.532315954
>>532315773
He's probing to see if the anon that misspells Mohg is here.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:43:39 AM
No.532315965
>>532316231
>>532314282
Lol wut. Dark Souls 1 and 2 are extremely easy to follow. 3 is a little stranger and I can see someone being thrown off by the threads that go nowhere (like Gertrude, Lothric's sister, being seduced by an Angel who may or may not have been a serpent and then spirited away), but even 3 has a very followable story.
>>532313923
Elden Ring or Nightreign?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:44:14 AM
No.532316024
>>532315773
im not a metafaggot
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:44:46 AM
No.532316075
>>532316143
>>532317282
>>532315062
I can't tell if you're making a really elaborate joke here or not...
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:45:04 AM
No.532316110
>>532285129
it's actually much cooler
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:45:27 AM
No.532316143
>>532316075
Anon replying saying his vpn isn't working means the joke landed somewhat.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:46:17 AM
No.532316231
>>532316354
>>532316381
>>532315965
>Dark Souls 2 extremely easy to follow
Yes, sure...
>kill fulghor in 30 seconds
>check raiders gear after the match
>hammer does 3k damage
uhhhhhhhhhh
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:46:55 AM
No.532316303
>>532316426
>>532316926
>>532316258
Yeah he was definitely suspicious.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:47:22 AM
No.532316354
>>532316783
>>532316231
Becomes very easy to grasp when you watch the opening animation and get isekai'd. Everything makes sense once you remember that you got isekai'd in the opening cinematic.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:47:24 AM
No.532316360
>queued
>nobody online
bros?
I've been firing Loretta Arrows at hawks for 5 minutes now
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:47:39 AM
No.532316381
>>532316783
>>532316231
It is anon. Where do you get lost?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:48:01 AM
No.532316426
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:48:19 AM
No.532316453
try discord, you will fit right in
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:48:20 AM
No.532316459
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:49:39 AM
No.532316607
>>532287029
sure you do, kid. right at the top of the castle even.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:51:20 AM
No.532316783
>>532316889
>>532316929
>>532316354
Remembering that you get isekai'd just leads to more questions
>>532316381
>Where do you get lost?
How did Fromsoft not get sued by Todd Howard after stealing his strategy of selling the same crap to the same idiots less than a year after release for full price
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:52:20 AM
No.532316889
>>532317494
>>532316783
>How did Fromsoft not get sued by Todd Howard after stealing his strategy of selling the same crap to the same idiots less than a year after release for full price
I thought you had a legitimate question. I'm too old to bullshit with you man.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:52:22 AM
No.532316894
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:52:46 AM
No.532316926
>>532316303
skill issue. they hate us coz they anus
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:52:47 AM
No.532316929
>>532316783
It doesn't add any questions.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:54:25 AM
No.532317078
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:54:59 AM
No.532317140
>>532317303
gg big horse ironeye and wylder
got nothing but sorcery drops, even the first executioners sword had charged sorceries lmao
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:56:20 AM
No.532317282
>>532317713
>>532315236
>>532316075
From what I've learned these games make no distinction between region matching besides "in japan" vs "not in japan" so yeah it seems perfectly reasonable for a canadian dude to match with chinks or pajeets.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:56:28 AM
No.532317303
>>532317538
>>532317140
i found the lightning zwei early and just stuck with that
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:57:02 AM
No.532317370
>both times you fight Rev she has triple rings of light
>refuses to bring that seal to expeditions because???
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:57:30 AM
No.532317417
>>532320869
>>532323526
>>532266413 (OP)
Pic will not be forgotten
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:57:52 AM
No.532317449
>>532313923
fromslop is the patient zero of "we told the entire story through scribbles etched randomly into across the world so some youtuber can make vidoes on it" games
>>532316889
If you want a real question:
Explain the opening cinematic setting you out on a very personal quest to not-be-dark-signed
and presumably get back with your family of melting faces.
How does the magic lake hole work?
Why does my selfish quest not end when I acquire the magic DLC crowns that fix my personal problem for me and instead forces me to go sit in the throne of thirst.
And since that is all so easy to follow, point out where the game actually tells you any of this,
Bonus: Why add time travel? (In game explanation, not shoddy development needing to get hacked together for a release)
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:58:46 AM
No.532317538
>>532317720
>>532317303
certainly can't go wrong with that, though I was surprised you ignored the second executioners sword
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:00:24 AM
No.532317713
>>532319757
>>532317282
All p2p stuff searching based on locale then expands outward from there.
From a simple logistical standpoint there isn't a better way to do it under that system. The internet is a series of tubes.
A guy complaining about asians ruining his game is tacitly advertising that he lives close to asians. I'm ACTUALLY from the USA and I've never seen a non-american looking name.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:00:29 AM
No.532317720
>>532317538
i already upgraded it to +2 (i was surprised it was considered a basic weapon) so i was emotionally attached and didnt need the passives on any of those legendaries
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:01:33 AM
No.532317828
>>532317494
H-Heh... filtered...
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:02:23 AM
No.532317916
>>532317494
Go ask the ds2roons, they don't even accept that you get isekai'd in the opening so they don't know what is going on.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:03:45 AM
No.532318076
>>532295023
I wanna see you blow your top
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:04:59 AM
No.532318179
>>532318258
>>532319059
>>532317494
The opening cinematic, lake hole and all, is from a more conceptual stage of Dark Souls 2 where time travel was much, much, much more overt, as opposed to the final product where the player visits memories.
>Why does my selfish quest not end when I acquire the magic DLC crowns that fix my personal problem for me and instead forces me to go sit in the throne of thirst.
Do you not know you can walk out of the Kiln?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4Gpvce3wwk
>And since that is all so easy to follow, point out where the game actually tells you any of this,
The game doesn't have to tell you about the alternate ending. You just use your camera to look around.
>Why add time travel?
There is no time travel. The player visits memories. But if that's not satisfying, it's because Dark Souls 1 had it in the form of the Artorias of the Abyss dlc.
Without the context of the opening cinematic having been made when Dark Souls 2 was something else, it's not important that you consider it so much. It's a loose framing device: We play as an Undead who lost their previous life due to the curse. Those afflicted by the curse are drawn to Drangleic.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:05:49 AM
No.532318258
>>532318461
>>532318179
>is from a more conceptual stage of
opinion discarded
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:08:03 AM
No.532318461
>>532318258
There is quite literally no opinion in my post. As in none.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:08:11 AM
No.532318470
>>532318640
>>532318887
>>532318395
How much money is the brony spending buying these defunct accounts?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:08:26 AM
No.532318492
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:09:50 AM
No.532318632
>>532318772
>>532318820
>>532318395
why did she leave?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:09:55 AM
No.532318640
>>532318470
Its gotta be all his rubles at this point.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:10:04 AM
No.532318650
>>532318772
>>532319140
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:11:09 AM
No.532318754
ez fulghor nuking psbros
full moon spells are very busted
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:11:25 AM
No.532318772
>>532318632
Brony knew the raider was going to follow him and eat all his gear for the round because its happened to him before.
>>532318650
GG horsefucker
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:11:51 AM
No.532318820
>>532322198
>>532318632
offended by the n-word
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:12:30 AM
No.532318880
>>532315672
i find conjured sword to be better in most situations, blink bot is only better against big enemies as the travel distance does damage.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:12:32 AM
No.532318887
>>532319167
>>532318470
Its all the same account, the LordofERG one. When I blocked him I noticed he has been banned from counterstrike years ago for cheating as well, so I know its his main.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:12:36 AM
No.532318892
>>532323818
>>532324406
Those stripped of the grace of gold shall all meet death, in the embrace-ssssssss of Messssssssssssssmerssssssssssss flame.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:14:19 AM
No.532319059
>>532320007
>>532322198
>>532318179
>The opening cinematic has nothing to do with the finished product
cool explanation
>Do you not know you can walk out of the Kiln?
Does not explain why I have to go there in the first place.
Also, fuck you I thought you had a legitimate answers.
Yet you try to bring up an ending choice THAT DOES NOT EXIST IN DS2
IT GOT _PATCHED_ INTO SCHOLAR AFTER RELASE
>The game doesn't have to tell you about the alternate ending. You just use your camera to look around.
After waiting two years and buying the game a second time
>There is no time travel.
You literally travel back in time to kill Giant Lord, there are references to some guy just showing up, kicking his ass and vanishing.
It's the reason he rips his arm off when you fight him "the first time"
You can't explain shit because you did not understand shit because the game is a mess that falls apart if you think about it.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:14:31 AM
No.532319083
>>532319357
GG Rev and Wylder
That gargoyle was a pain in the ass, as usual, they're harder than the final boss
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:15:02 AM
No.532319139
>>532319357
GG Revenant and Ironeye. Wasn't sure which was better, Axe of Godrick or Cragblade but I felt like the Cragblade was doing better damage.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:15:02 AM
No.532319140
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:15:06 AM
No.532319153
>>532319548
i don't know why you uncs are crashing out about cheating. IT'S A PVE GAME GET OVER IT AND TOUCH SOME GRASS NO ONE GETS HURT FROM CHEATING IN PVE
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:15:14 AM
No.532319167
>>532319312
>>532318887
The dragonirian one is probably the main since that is one he still uses for smut and youtube and all that.
All the others were bought on some reseller site to hide his real account but since he acts the same everywhere you can easily tell when its him.
Like his gg horse thing, it is a compulsion he can't stop even if it outs him when he starts posting. You can program him for the most part since he has some sort of condition that makes his brain work wrong.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:17:06 AM
No.532319312
>>532319401
>>532319167
your obsession isn't even playing nightreign
please take your meds and stop talking to yourself
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:17:41 AM
No.532319357
>>532319083
>>532319139
gg got blessed by the incant roll rng
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:17:59 AM
No.532319401
>>532319576
>>532319720
>>532319312
what are you rambling about schizo?
Cheater cheater pumpkin eater, had a wife but couldn't keep her! LOL
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:19:20 AM
No.532319526
>>532322198
>its either 2fa, loops, or huh huh huh?
what a mentally ill freak lol
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:19:33 AM
No.532319548
>>532324042
>>532319153
this but unironically
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:19:52 AM
No.532319576
>>532319401
He's just mad because anon is right. Every time we make fun of that lolcow russian there is a small lul in posting because the lolcow panics and needs to think of a diversion.
Once you notice it you'll see it every time anons dunk on him.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:21:16 AM
No.532319687
gib shards pls
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:21:20 AM
No.532319696
>clicks my martin's fury
>trollface emoji
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:21:34 AM
No.532319720
>>532319817
>>532319401
is your sister still sore?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:21:34 AM
No.532319721
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:21:56 AM
No.532319757
>>532317713
>I'm ACTUALLY from the USA and I've never seen a non-american looking name.
How would a guy from Canada be any different, we're right next to eachother? I'm not saying asian dudes showing up in my games are common but it does happen.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:22:43 AM
No.532319817
>>532320018
>>532319720
Don't show him he's upsetting you.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:24:52 AM
No.532320007
>>532320893
>>532319059
>cool explanation
It's a true blue fact, like water being wet.
>Does not explain why I have to go there in the first place.
Want, desire. That's the nature of humans and the nature of video games. We want to complete the game, we want to chase love, we want riches, we want to map maps. That's not me waxing bullshit, that's the theme of Dark Souls 2.
>patched in
Yes, you and I are both aware of that. We live in 2025. Dark Souls 2 has two endings now. We don't live in 2014.
>You literally travel back in time to kill Giant Lord
It's a memory. A capital M Memory. Memory of Orro, Memory of Vamaar, Memory of Jeigh. The Giant Lord gets pissed when we show up, because he remembers us.
The only thing here that can be given to you is that, like Dark Souls 1, they should have had two cutscenes for confronting the Last Giant, one where he recognizes you if you've gone into the memory, and one where he doesn't, just like Sif.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:25:02 AM
No.532320018
>>532320081
>>532320126
>>532319817
why are you talking about yourself in 3rd person, guy who's sister got fucked by dragonirian?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:25:12 AM
No.532320041
gg wylder and duchess
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:25:53 AM
No.532320080
>>532319516
Based nursery rhyme enjoyer
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:25:53 AM
No.532320081
>>532320018
Don't show him that you are upset.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:26:22 AM
No.532320126
>>532320018
why are you replying to him, just ignore the thread schizoid and let him talk about ponies all day long
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:27:21 AM
No.532320208
>>532320513
>>532331197
>recluse has a small mole on her left shoulder just to the upper right of her armpit that only visible in Darkness costume
What are the lore implications of this?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:29:08 AM
No.532320363
>shenanigans stop bc he has to defend himself
its win win either way you look at it
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:29:54 AM
No.532320426
Been gone a few days, any new schizo lore I should know about?
is wylders followup attack worth it, or just bonus if you have space?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:30:46 AM
No.532320513
>>532331197
Where are you people from?
I assume most of you are American.
Is Evergaol relic still the meta?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:31:39 AM
No.532320608
>>532320451
Its fun, and that makes it worth. But its not THAT strong, and the fire replaces another weapon buff when it kicks on.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:31:46 AM
No.532320618
>>532320451
its worth. You keep building stamina during the big damage attack so it effortlessly makes stamina management way smoother. Only thing you ever need to consider is the fire will override whatever element you already have affixed so don't spam it if you have a boss weakness element already.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:32:40 AM
No.532320702
>>532320774
>>532320451
It's strong, but it limits you to using greatswords, which feels like a waste when Wylder can use every weapon type, and there are plenty of other good effects to get in relics.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:33:16 AM
No.532320747
>>532320551
Well the site isnt called 4chan.co.uk for a reason. Youre on our internet.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:33:34 AM
No.532320774
>>532321380
>>532320605
Always will be but people moved on from the sigil relic a while ago. If you want to gaolmax use a relic you already have with the evergaol effect instead of the sigil relic.
>>532320702
You can press left or right on the dpad when playing the game to switch weapons.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:34:33 AM
No.532320862
>>532320451
It's insane quality of life for repositioning when something moves since you get to pick a new direction with it and there's zero stamina cost. I've been trying to play without and it's tough
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:34:37 AM
No.532320869
>>532327464
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:34:48 AM
No.532320893
>>532320990
>>532320007
You do a shit job at defending a hot take like
>Dark Souls 2 extremely easy to follow
>That opening intro? From a more conceptual stage, don't think about it
>The ending makes no sense. Bro it got patched in the rerelease to make slightly less no sense, don't think about it
>Time Travel why? What time travel, there is no time travel, just ignore the part where you time travel
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:35:13 AM
No.532320934
>>532297613
it's like he's in a little metal nest
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:35:24 AM
No.532320951
>>532320551
On 4chan you are honorary american regardless since you are spending your time letting an american culture shape you. If you are an euro or asian on 4chan you are probably typing (and thinking) in my native tongue more than your own.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:35:51 AM
No.532320990
>>532321054
>>532320893
Probably my fault for assuming everyone is of above average intelligence. Forgive me.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:36:37 AM
No.532321043
>>532321281
>>532320605
Sort of. I think a lot of us are not using the goal relic from shop but are using goal relic that has other benefits. This means we don't have as many keys and instead if having 3 keys immediately and picking up maybe 2 at the first fort, we maybe have 1. Which changes the run and pathing drastically.
>>532320990
nta but what do you think the word "average" means?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:38:29 AM
No.532321183
>>532321417
>>532321656
>>532321054
Average is average. I tend to assume most people who consume video games enough to discuss them anonymously online are of above average intelligence. Certainly above average enough to not consider 2014 Dark Souls 2's one ending, as we live in 2025, and it now has two endings. Certainly enough to understand a loose framing device when one sees it. Certainly enough to understand Memories as opposed to time travel.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:38:29 AM
No.532321186
>>532321361
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:39:24 AM
No.532321259
>>532320551
je suis canadien
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:39:25 AM
No.532321267
Qing Libra and both EDs the rest of tonight.
erg, PC
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:39:34 AM
No.532321281
>>532321512
>>532321043
Oh so we're stuck in with game theory nonsense about whether we should bring the gaol or not, nice.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:40:22 AM
No.532321361
>>532321186
audibly chuckled
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:40:35 AM
No.532321380
>>532320774
>You can press left or right on the dpad when playing the game to switch weapons
It's still an useless effect whenever you aren't using greatswords.
And the Earring already covers the other useful Wylder passives, so it leaves two free slots to use with other stuff.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:40:57 AM
No.532321417
>>532321183
Then you're below average intelligence.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:40:59 AM
No.532321420
>>532321512
>>532322592
>>532321054
>average
Means the common person. The unwashed masses. The average person today is a retard.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:41:43 AM
No.532321491
>>532321617
Ozzy died :(
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:41:55 AM
No.532321512
>>532321281
>stuck
nah everyone moved on maybe 2 days after the sigil shop got added and that was like 3 weeks ago.
>>532321420
Average just means mean, it doesn't have to apply to people.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:43:01 AM
No.532321617
>>532322440
>>532321491
He died a long time ago, nonny. Its just now his body followed.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:43:27 AM
No.532321656
>>532321183
So why does this above average intelligence not allow you to just summarize the plot of DS2 to answer why the player ends up at the throne?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:44:37 AM
No.532321757
>>532321801
2/3, pc, queued up for Dogs/Augur/Libra/Caligo
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:45:03 AM
No.532321801
>>532322252
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:46:58 AM
No.532321953
>>532322042
>>532322084
>>532320605
>Is Evergaol relic still the meta?
never was unless youre a tryhard faggot
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:47:50 AM
No.532322038
>>532322173
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:47:51 AM
No.532322042
>>532321953
nta but what do you think the word "meta" means?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:48:17 AM
No.532322080
maybe the true gaol is the meta we've locked ourselves in. . . . .
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:48:20 AM
No.532322084
>>532321953
Just Because you have the relic doesn't mean you have to run to every single jail
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:49:18 AM
No.532322173
>>532322038
based pictish devil
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:49:19 AM
No.532322175
>Bring Heolstor to ER as second DLC final boss
>gets murdered by an emaciated Dragonman running around while popping flowers in between
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:49:35 AM
No.532322198
>>532321801
Still 2/3. I don't think a third guy is going to join.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:51:23 AM
No.532322342
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:52:26 AM
No.532322440
>>532322514
>>532321617
>He died a long tim ago
Meaning? Did something happen?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:53:10 AM
No.532322514
>>532322864
>>532322440
His brain was deepfried by drugs and alcohol decades ago he was mostly a shambling shell responding to light.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:54:09 AM
No.532322592
>>532321420
>today
They were always retards. Most people are not equipped to be smart and thatβs a good thing.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:57:11 AM
No.532322864
>>532322920
>>532322514
He still performed up until the end though.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:57:43 AM
No.532322920
>>532323147
>>532322864
responding to light
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:58:39 AM
No.532322998
>>532322252
I might be queued with you. Sitting at 2/3 still
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:00:05 AM
No.532323117
>>532323210
>>532323291
>Raider taking out a fifth of the boss's hp with each swing
>Recluse taking out 90% of boss' hp with each cast
So is erg always full of faggot cheaters?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:00:28 AM
No.532323146
>>532322252
For future reference it'll work better if you lie and say you are 1/3.
No one wants to join your duo game.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:00:28 AM
No.532323147
>>532322920
Entertaining people
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:01:13 AM
No.532323210
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:02:00 AM
No.532323291
>>532323412
>>532323117
>So is erg always full of faggot cheaters?
we wouldn't know. Anons unironically never joined that honeypot pass even when ER was the game.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:02:30 AM
No.532323339
>>532325003
I'll be honestfrankcere... I cba with Recluse's cocktails, and the FP gain is tiny later on.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:03:23 AM
No.532323412
>>532323492
>>532323725
>>532323291
back to dsg with you
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:04:00 AM
No.532323471
I have a boner
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:04:14 AM
No.532323492
>>532323687
>>532323791
>>532323412
didn't like the implication?
>>532317417
why did radahn get so big? did morgott fuck with his thyroid?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:05:41 AM
No.532323608
I don't know how i forgot that i used my stonesword, but it all worked out in the end
gg bros
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:06:30 AM
No.532323687
>>532323492
He knows its true so lasing out was his only option.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:06:59 AM
No.532323725
>>532323862
>>532323412
Where is dsg anyway?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:07:48 AM
No.532323791
>>532323492
even though dozens of us disliked it
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:08:05 AM
No.532323818
>>532318892
mez-mez flame!
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:08:33 AM
No.532323862
>>532323725
The russian guy trying to keep it going gets sidetracked getting humiliated here and can't post in both at the same time.
He decided that being our lolcow was better in the end.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:10:32 AM
No.532324042
>>532319548
where's the fun in it?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:11:49 AM
No.532324152
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:14:55 AM
No.532324397
>>532324554
>wylder remembrance
>go to a mine
>ok
>nothing new in the mine
i might be retarded, but what am i missing here?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:15:00 AM
No.532324406
>>532324668
>>532325264
>>532318892
I miss Messmer. Hope a Fire Knight is a DLC character.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:16:37 AM
No.532324554
>>532324397
The crystalian boss. it's on the wall
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:17:52 AM
No.532324668
>>532325075
>>532324406
messmer is for incest
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:21:39 AM
No.532325003
>>532323339
triple combos are good for their effects
fire/holy and magic/holy are both good buffs
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:22:36 AM
No.532325075
>>532325447
>>532325456
>>532324668
>messmer is for incest
Huh? Who do you ship Messmer with?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:24:30 AM
No.532325264
>>532325597
>>532324406
Fire Knight, Death Knight, Divine Beast/Bird Warriors would all kick ass. Probably get an obligatory Dryleaf Dane type class. Perfumer could be ok I guess, but they would need to change up the abysmally unuseful perfumes they already have in game. An Ansbach type nightfarer would be peak.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:26:40 AM
No.532325447
>>532325075
I'm not a fucking tumblr faggot so I don't "ship" messmer with anyone
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:26:46 AM
No.532325456
>>532325075
Don't ask AGP troons to explain their mental state
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:27:23 AM
No.532325520
Ggs
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:27:45 AM
No.532325546
Im so lazy why do I have to replay the entirety of elden ring just for the last ending achievement man at least if I had other shit to do (ALL SPELLS??? ALL MIRACLES???)
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:28:03 AM
No.532325564
>>532326137
>>532326139
I ship blacks back to Africa
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:28:24 AM
No.532325597
>>532325661
>>532325264
A perfumer charm exists that increases perfumes, but they're so rare and worthless that it's never worth even picking up.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:29:19 AM
No.532325661
>>532325597
I've found it spawns regularly if you land at the perfume camp. Still not worth it but perfumes in general are better here than in base ER.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:30:37 AM
No.532325772
>>532326432
gg wylder and raider
>q into libra
>ping a lightning camp because there doesnt seem to be much else nearby
>ally pings a madness camp
>"woops, I guess I disnt see that, yeah let's go there"
>ping madness camp to make it white, unping the lightning camp
>both my teammates go to the lightning camp anyways while I do madness alone
What could I have done to have this not happen
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:32:58 AM
No.532325985
>>532326072
>>532325940
sometimes people on your team are actually brain damaged. i've learned to ignore these people.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:33:50 AM
No.532326072
>>532325985
I dont think thats it because one of them saw the madness and pinged it
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:34:43 AM
No.532326137
>>532325564
The issue being?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:34:43 AM
No.532326139
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:35:41 AM
No.532326228
>>532326432
>>532325940
I figured we could just do both, sorry
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:36:41 AM
No.532326301
>>532326568
>>532323526
The consensus is that heβs part giant or something donβt think about it too hard Miyzaki/George probably did it because it looked cool
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:37:49 AM
No.532326404
>>532325940
Go to the lightning camp to clear it fastest then reping your madness camp knowing they'll follow like they followed the first time.
Being shot caller isn't for the weak of will. The moment you falter it is blood in the water as far as leading goes.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:38:10 AM
No.532326432
>>532326228
No need to be sorry, I wasn't calling you out, I was just confused by it.
>>532325772
gg
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:39:00 AM
No.532326508
>>532323526
He got Chadagon's genes and his mother is a 12 foot tall Lurch looking woman.
>>532326301
No one thinks that. Its stated in the Jerren speech about Radahn that he ate people like an animal and eventually reflected that.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:42:41 AM
No.532326836
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:43:06 AM
No.532326868
>>532326568
based game player
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:45:30 AM
No.532327069
>>532327180
>>532323526
Weird shit happens with the demigods.
Rykard presumably was just mentally fucked up but that's pretty mundane compared to the others.
Ranni was healthy in body and mind, she's the only child of Marika/Radagon that managed that. Probably because she's Miyazaki's favourite.
>Godwyn
He's fishy even before his body mutated after his soul was killed.
>>532326568
Radahn was huge in his fight vs Malenia before he got rotted and lost his mind, he's just massive for no reason.
>>532327069
Its the same reason rune bears get fuckhuge. You don't get the game at all.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:47:27 AM
No.532327237
>>532327421
>>532325940
>What could I have done to have this not happen
Not ping the lightning camp in the first place?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:47:50 AM
No.532327271
Iβve been playing 6 hours trying to finish her quest. Need to beat the night aspect once. The fucking brain dead niggers theyβre throwing at me is making me pull my fucking hair out. Iβm going to kill my self out of autistic rage 0SLLi
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:48:15 AM
No.532327305
>>532327421
>>532327180
why did radahn get hungy after being rotted? are cleanrot knights also very hungy?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:48:31 AM
No.532327337
>>532327579
>>532327180
He got a bulking-centric great rune
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:49:39 AM
No.532327421
>>532327237
Not seeing it is an honest error, doubting himself in the moment is where he really faltered.
>>532327305
The line preceding the screenshot has Jerren say Malenia's rot has eaten away at his faculties. He's reduced to being a beast of a man and as a beast he reflects the ecology of rune transfer via predation. The ultimate primacy the game is trying to show the player thru its entire runtime.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:50:04 AM
No.532327464
>>532327579
>>532320869
Among the best fanarts of the game.
>>532327180
Radahn was huge before we see him. What are you not getting about that.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:51:31 AM
No.532327579
>>532327857
>>532328275
>>532327337
Because his rune represents burgeoning. Malenia's represented fecundity. They are polar opposites as ideals but also inform the worldstate.
>>532327464
He always represented what he is. We all do and are that. Malenia was a vainglorious idiot before she was the blade of Miquella. You are who you are.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:51:43 AM
No.532327594
>>532327967
is there a list of all knight enemies in elden ring
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:52:04 AM
No.532327627
>>532327935
>>532328665
>Water bottle
>Dumbells
>Exercise mat
>Elden Ring arena pvp
Yep. It's gaming time. Every match, win or loss, do ten armcurls, 100 crunches, repeat until exhausted. I highly recommend it anons. Just straight fun.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:52:53 AM
No.532327690
dog lib hole purps
pc erg
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:54:26 AM
No.532327825
>>532327990
>wylder grap can recover you stam with the relic stam effect
thats kind of epic
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:54:43 AM
No.532327857
>>532327967
>>532327579
I think we were on the wrong page but we're in agreement. I thought you were one of the people saying Radahn was huge because he ate people. That is incidental.
>Malenia was a vainglorious idiot
She's a woman suffering with her body rotting off. Of course she's vainglorious.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:55:41 AM
No.532327935
>>532327594
exile, banished, black, crucible, leyndell, cuckoo, redmane, gelmir, fire, bloodhound, generic player.
>>532327857
I am. He's huge because he ate people and he was big because of who he is as a person. All the demi-god children finding runes that exemplify who they are already during the shattering isn't an accident.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:56:13 AM
No.532327990
>>532328220
>>532327825
Wylder is head and shoulders above the other characters, so I REALLY hope Ishizaki has a change of heart despite him saying there will be no changes to the Nightfarers in future updates.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:58:37 AM
No.532328220
>>532328314
>>532328407
>>532327990
wylder raider and ironeye are just easily and clearly a tier above every other character in the game
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:58:58 AM
No.532328256
>>532329198
>>532327967
who the fuck are exile knights
also you missed godrick and cleanrot knights, and there are no gelmir knights
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:59:16 AM
No.532328275
>>532327579
>Malenia's represented fecundity
Sexo.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:59:25 AM
No.532328285
>>532328382
>>532328393
>>532327967
What you're saying is people have personalities and their personalities influence their great runes. Radahn is big...because his personality is big?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:59:29 AM
No.532328296
helloooooooooo why is no one queueing hielllo helllo its your fucking fucking mother f ucker hereeee helllo queue up
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:59:42 AM
No.532328314
>>532328363
>>532328546
>>532328220
Duchess is extremely good when not played as a stinky caster, I would put her behind those however
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:59:53 AM
No.532328320
>>532328407
>>532328439
WHAT THE FUCK
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:00:22 AM
No.532328363
>>532328546
>>532328642
>>532328314
nice meme but a stave is perfect for her offhand. you lost
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:00:37 AM
No.532328382
>>532328563
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:00:46 AM
No.532328393
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:00:56 AM
No.532328407
>>532328220
Objectively so, and I wish it weren't so.
>>532328320
Anon we know that's not your webm.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:01:23 AM
No.532328439
>>532329214
>>532328320
MAMA MIA I BURNA THE PIZZA
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:02:30 AM
No.532328523
>>532328883
>>532328969
20 Carian Knights matched full power Golden Order.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:02:48 AM
No.532328546
>>532328669
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:03:12 AM
No.532328563
>>532328669
>>532335853
>>532328382
That doesn't sound kosher. Malenia has a big personality due to being vainglorious, why isn't she large?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:04:05 AM
No.532328642
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:04:24 AM
No.532328665
>>532329806
>>532327627
Good porcupine. She deserved it.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:04:25 AM
No.532328669
>>532328546
carian slicer in left hand.
>>532328563
she doesn't amass runes like a runebear the way radahn likes doing. She spends her time getting beat up and sleeping it off instead of getting mad gainz.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:06:44 AM
No.532328848
>Raider with increased ult duration
Blocked
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:07:08 AM
No.532328883
>>532328523
Well yeah, the Carians have the whole place rigged up like the Vietkong on roids and bath salts with armies they summon from nothing that only cost mana and absurdly deadly puppets that float around on balloons as the winds take them
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:08:01 AM
No.532328950
>>532329230
>>532329253
dead ass queue
>>532328523
I love how a GoT meme is canon in ER
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:08:50 AM
No.532329028
NEED HELP FULGOR PC GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYSSSSSSSSSSS
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:09:22 AM
No.532329071
>>532329230
>>532326568
Like the other guys explained, thatβs definitely not the case.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:09:54 AM
No.532329115
>>532329242
>>532329253
Randos it is today i guess. fucking sad wht happened to this shithole
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:10:51 AM
No.532329198
>>532329349
>>532329395
>>532327967
>>532328256
You both forgot Death Knights
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:10:59 AM
No.532329214
>>532328439
fuck this bald nigger youtube keeps shilling me with
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:11:07 AM
No.532329230
>>532328950
We never played with the discord sisters anyway. If you aren't newfag this isn't new it was the same way with ER and SoTE.
>>532329071
lol no. Its literally explained by the runebear ecology already in the game. Radahn gets big being primal.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:11:14 AM
No.532329242
>>532329115
I gotta sleep. Sorry
>>532329115
>>532328950
POST WHAT PLATFORM YOU ARE ON AND LET US KNOW YOU ARE QUEING FAGGOT.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:12:15 AM
No.532329349
>>532329198
they're bosses only
then again, so are crucible and bloodhound knoghts
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:12:22 AM
No.532329360
>>532329395
>>532327180
I don't get it. This isn't twitter where pretending to be retarded gets you paid. Why are you doing this?
Or is this a bot?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:12:49 AM
No.532329395
>>532330260
>>532329198
My list was off the top of my head my bad.
>>532329253
Its always pc anon. There was never any psn lobbies and the 1 xbox guy plays alone because of course he does.
>>532329360
Its fine if you don't understand anon.
>>532329253
I don't announce my queueing because I am a bad, or at least mediocre, player and I don't want any anons to get excited and subsequently let down by my performance
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:14:40 AM
No.532329563
Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:14:42 AM
No.532329567
>>532329440
I'm used to you playing poorly. At least you're better than randoms though.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:15:00 AM
No.532329601
>>532328969
Yet another W for House Goodmen
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:15:01 AM
No.532329603
>>532331581
>>532329440
Very low T behavior anon
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:16:15 AM
No.532329726
>>532331385
>>532328969
grafted sword
20 good men
excrement
Anymore?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:16:52 AM
No.532329786
>>532329440
it's just a game, don't let the pathetic 'people' here devalue your self worth
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:17:00 AM
No.532329806
>>532328665
Thatβs a hedgehog dummy, their cuter less dangerous cousins
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:18:43 AM
No.532329946
>>532330039
>>532328969
Whatβs the βmemeβ here exactly
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:19:44 AM
No.532330039
>>532331694
>>532329946
Ramsey Bolton could take that castle if he had 20 good men. It became a meme in the show because up to then the show dealt with pretty realistic large scale battles.
>>532329395
So you're just retarded for the love of it? Fair enough.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:22:34 AM
No.532330284
>>532330867
>>532330962
>both allies down to one sweep from draconic tree sentinel
>donthe ol' wylder douplr grapple to get one up, then have to dodge boss aggro that defaulted to me when the both downs
>mfw the ally I revived just attacks the boss and doesnt revive the other ally
We're in this together man, you're lucky you didnt down again or I wouldnt have revived you after that. That's dirty, bro.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:24:00 AM
No.532330414
>>532330260
isn't the Tarnished 5'7, like usual?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:24:20 AM
No.532330446
>>532330260
>manletia
kek
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:24:23 AM
No.532330451
>>532286189
Where can I get these
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:24:36 AM
No.532330465
>>532330260
I love big mommy Marika.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:26:20 AM
No.532330613
>>532330962
>>532331128
>>532330016
Mighta been the quickest / least stressful Libra fight I've had. good work
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:26:32 AM
No.532330635
>>532330775
>>532330962
>>532330016
GG to you but not the ironeye
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:29:19 AM
No.532330867
>>532331049
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:30:31 AM
No.532330961
>>532313587
>image
you need to go back
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:30:31 AM
No.532330962
>>532331472
>>532330016
>>532330284
>>532330613
>>532330635
>>532330775
I'm guessing this is all the same little drama episode
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:31:41 AM
No.532331049
>>532331851
>>532330867
>mad because I was a millisecond too slow to pick your 115lb ass up
Aight see you in the next one homie
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:32:34 AM
No.532331128
>>532330613
With a Rev? Now that I don't believe. Any webms?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:33:17 AM
No.532331197
>>532331395
>>532320208
>>532320513
This is fucking freakyβ¦
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:35:39 AM
No.532331385
>>532329726
Blaidd is a red wedding reference
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:35:44 AM
No.532331395
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:36:40 AM
No.532331472
>>532331851
>>532334138
>>532330962
Ace finds something to complain about every run while being a mediocre player. And probably redditor.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:37:32 AM
No.532331557
>>532322252
Why did you randomly post an OPM panel here
>>532329603
Give me your penile goonrod and two balls then to produce more and I will trade you my bleeder for it happily
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:39:03 AM
No.532331694
>>532330039
I donβt remember that at all. Goes to show how long itβs been I guess.
>>532330775
Dsg image btw.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:39:11 AM
No.532331707
>>532329253
did already. today and yesterday. yesterday it took 20 minutes for one match
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:39:42 AM
No.532331759
>>532331581
>penile goonrod
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:40:46 AM
No.532331851
>>532331049
You werent too slow man, you just did other shit and only even tried to revive them after the boss was dead. And obviously I wasn't the person being revived.
>>532331472
You only think that because you attribute complaining posts to me. I post positively here all the time.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:42:02 AM
No.532331964
>>532332458
Is there any way to guarantee the augur raid? I thought i had encountered it once but the achievement never popped
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:42:54 AM
No.532332047
>vyke the manlet
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:45:36 AM
No.532332282
>>532332372
>>532331581
Why are you gay?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:46:36 AM
No.532332372
>>532332282
Why would you block out a post that was already explicitly homo
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:47:35 AM
No.532332458
>>532332602
>>532331964
https://thefifthmatt.github.io/nightreign/
select a boss that spawns it then reset until you get one of the maps that has it
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:49:30 AM
No.532332602
>>532332458
>thefifthmatt
that's the guy that makes the randomizers
he'll probably turn out to be a tranny within the year
The Noklateo seeds that have a Day2 raid timed to be exactly when you're halfway through the city are incredibly fucking gay.
Shifting Earth maps shouldn't have raids on Day2 at all unless they're happening inside the shifting earth itself
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:54:40 AM
No.532333047
>>532332664
This only happened to me once with a bubbles raid, and we managed to dodge it until the entire thing was done and we had the power and were leaving anyways. Git gud.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:54:42 AM
No.532333050
>>532332664
Love the Libra raid when were in Nox or the Pest raid while trying to climb up the ice mountain
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:54:44 AM
No.532333054
>>532332664
I always finish the city well before the night comes.
noklateo seems pretty buggy, it's the third time I've seen the pre-night-boss mobs just chilling in front of the city at the start of day 2
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:56:33 AM
No.532333206
>>532333376
>>532333108
It isn't bugged lol you are taking too long leaving. Probably a cope post since everyone said they can clear Nokt easily.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:57:36 AM
No.532333298
>>532333358
>>532331581
What a strange combination of words.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:58:08 AM
No.532333350
1/3 erg any boss
please go in a mine with me day 2 for wylder remembrance
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:58:10 AM
No.532333356
>>532333628
>>532333921
>>532333108
I hate noklateo. Gaining Noklateo at the lost of castle is NOT WORTH
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:58:11 AM
No.532333358
>>532333298
sounds like a lore extract from Godhusk
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:58:21 AM
No.532333376
>>532333206
>at the start of day 2
before I enter the city, as I run in from the night 1 fight and the circle opens up, the mobs are already there
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:00:42 AM
No.532333587
IRONEYE AND WYLDER
IT ALL WENT BAD
IT ALLLL WENT SO BAD WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT RUN
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:01:23 AM
No.532333628
>>532333762
>>532333871
>>532333356
Noklateo > Troll Castle
= to banished knights
< crucible castle
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:03:05 AM
No.532333762
>>532333628
castle is a day1 place
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:04:25 AM
No.532333871
>>532333628
Troll castle is far worse than banished knights
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:04:37 AM
No.532333884
>>532332664
I dont think you understand how a rougelike works.
If anything this game needs to be far more random
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:05:06 AM
No.532333921
>>532333356
you do get a consolation hippo, dragon, and loretta
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:05:16 AM
No.532333932
>>532334271
PSNbros playing?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:05:43 AM
No.532333973
>>532339046
>>532332664
Why are you gay?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:07:42 AM
No.532334138
>>532331472
i noticed this too
like nigga just q with friends if you are going to a whiny jew
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:09:25 AM
No.532334271
>>532333932
sure I can play.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:09:41 AM
No.532334296
>>532334452
>rape the final boss
>bitch about some trivial shit during the run
lol?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:11:45 AM
No.532334452
>>532334512
>>532334296
>get mad
>be too much of a bitch to be direct, and resort to vagueposting instead
I put a pillow under my desk for your knees, baby.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:12:01 AM
No.532334478
Need some help for Everdark Horse.
My friend was the first recepient for neurolink and it made him functionally retarded.
We need someone to help carry us.
DO NOT BE ALARMED by his antics. I promise he's actually one of the good ones (retards).
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:12:22 AM
No.532334512
>>532335567
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:14:14 AM
No.532334670
still trying too hard i see
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:14:26 AM
No.532334686
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:14:53 AM
No.532334716
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:17:27 AM
No.532334935
>That was the easiest boss I've ever played! Our team absolutely crushed it!
>But you see... at that first church at the start, you picked up MY gold foot...
>It was MINE because I saw it first, but YOU took it...
>I know we all got to level 15 anyway so it doesnt matter...
>But it's the principle of the thing... You werent being a TEAM PLAYER!
>So basically what I'm saying is, that was NOT a GG... That was a BG!
>Now post your steam account because everyone needs to block you, right now!
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:25:02 AM
No.532335567
>>532334512
Grew those balls?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:29:10 AM
No.532335853
>>532328563
she is big if you count the rot
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:29:28 AM
No.532335867
>>532333108
I've seen that happen at rot forest
was pretty funny since it was nameless kang so agheel was just chilling and I genuinely mistook it for a field boss until I see the beastman nearby
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:12:44 AM
No.532339046
>>532333973
mid ass jokes don't need encores you are a tiny small pointless being to me