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lost? the rs3 general has relocated to >>>/vm/

previous >>532198596

*PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP*

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh aint no way unc is tryna get a hashtag going

i wish i could play 2011scape

wow ok so its been a bit of a hectic week nd ur ignoring me and u dont even ask me how im feelin and i spend like all my time helpin other ppl and such and u just dont even care and ur not listenin to me and im tired of listenin to other ppls problems so yeah w/e were basically done now and thats on u so w/e

are we the bad ones

personally im bad and im bougie

>>532275243
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?Well, then who the Hell else are you talking- You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

Comfy afk room time.

>stop killing games reached 1.4mil signatures

maldavius figtree L

how fat am i gonna be after 6000 rations?!

can u believe that bitch ass runephew cried on stream lmao more pathetic than jhnd in the last thread

>no guys, all these wow streamers hopping over to osrs is totally organic, they are NOT paid by jagex!!!
>there is now a in person live event hosted by jagex for these wow players to play their game in a live event guided by the biggest streamers
HAAHAHA you are all such a bunch of faggots i called it on day one. you are now forced to admit jagex are paying these faggots to shill this dying game.

have u guys been playing Ikov? It seems less dead than RS right now.

Join 4clan! The premier lgbtqia2s+ friendly official /osg/ cc!
Chuds not welcome!

ok chat bedtime is rapidly approaching and when I wake up there wont be varlamore 2 yet but it will come later on and hopefully I dont fall asleep then in fact it might be a good opportunity to unlease the rattling can and I just hope it wont be a disappointment both varlamroe and the monster

varlmore 3 in 15 hours

>>532275445
holy plugin aids

we gemcrabbin?

gem crab is 0 ehc i shan't be doing it

lol im excited for the delve and xunut is excited for the gem crab we are not the same

obby cape with zuk helm is it fashionscape

ehp is the only eh that matters

have you ever crashed out on your runies

for me its efficient hours crashed out

>>532276573
its overdone

i crashed out on xesht when he kept 1 shotting my mercenary, so i made an invoker monk and lived life on ez mode.

>>532276960
i wasnt asking about your omelet bitch

fat bitches always thinking about food

i crashed everyone when i was doing 200m slayer

idk how to get 90 slayer I have 88 and it takes forever I work so hard on a task and it only gives me 10k xp

do better tasks

you cant choose your tasks this is not leagues

sis your turael

1 day(s) left of Membership

WoW niggers out, these servers are so fuckig SHIT

should i sell my lance friends

i was thinking about how good the influx of players really is when the worlds get laggy with anything more than 1000 people and spots are already scarce, adding 6 worlds isnt gonna do shit

colo is really easy

>>532277812
Just play on a total level server so you don't have to be among the unwashed wow peasants.

all the new players are killing crabs and scurrius so who cares

>>532277196
toxic biitch

are all the OTK fags going to be ironmen too
i was hoping asmongold would be a normal account to inhale donos he will never sell as an item sink

>>532277952
entity hider: on
public chat: off
ready 2 do some slayer tasks

thats sad she cant even accept responsibility for her actions

i crash venezuelans at vyres instead of hopping for 340 minutes is that toxic

omg one hour to th ebig deathmatch who is gunna win!!!!!

doing ToA mass with entity hider on is fun

i like how the combat level restrictions in the wilderness only exist to protect bots now

are there any good alternative alts to vyres yet

>roll through barrows with brains shut off
>oh I got an ahrim top nice
>teleport with inv full and the top drops on the floor
>mad rush back to the chest
>make it back just in time

That was intense stupidity. I love it.

wow that was so suspenseful it made me puke

why the flip pking so hard

hmm let me think yea so theres sws theres abs theres rds theres vorkath theres zulrah then theres the cringe shit like servicing

>>532278953
because you have geriatric slow clicks meri

god i wish someone would service me

um I am not breaking my 230 slayer task streak for tuirael wtf

can someone pm mr lister for me

This doesn't change much, but it is a nice upgrade nonetheless.

>>532279226
should have saved more points

holy plugin aids

i feel bad for sardaco that was embarrassing

rip ozzy

Nintendo Switch 2 Too Big 2 Fail Explained in autistic detail

isnt that what boatys hardcore is called omg did he die again what happened

how do i assert my dominance over UIMs

ayiza nice job on the blog update but have you considered doing [thing that will take months to implement] for the summer sweepup

you dont weams reign supreme

>calls it summer sweep up
>update drops in fall

How to you do fight cave with ok Masori (f)

why does it matter what gender the masori is

Women are powerful

if a girl trys wearing boy masori it might slide off cause its too big

>>532280094
i personally dont care for some geriatric junkie who made shitty music

what if a boy wears girl masori

girl that wear manacles…….

idk ive got a girl toon so ive no way of checking

I can't find anyone doing ToB. I tried spectating on the two official worlds, 302, and 330 and there's nobody. I want to listen to the music. What do I do?

>>532279367
Ice plateau tp for clues is pretty nice

i made it to thugs

technically you're the thug in that situation

is this a compliment

kingcobra memes are gonna be iconic lmao

sign dont kilkl games so fagex has to make the servers open source once the private equity kikes brankrupt the company

Nevermind I found a team of obsidian cape johnnys dying at Bloat.

UK isnt in EU anymore bud

egg nest from birdhouse run oh yes~

runey bells merii smells d3 laid an egg

Sardaco did not get a fire cape.

i need to start incorporating bush runs into my herb runs i have too many candatines not enough whiteberries

>>532282449
Please tell me you made this image and it isn't a screencap from a video.

do candatines taste like candy

My account is coming along nicely

>>532282996
freaking noob

not really

>>532282996
Uim or bondman mode?

>>532282996
based-o

>>532282996
Based gold buyer. Fountain room is so fucking nice

come back ece
we need you now more than ever

its obviously a bondie

whenever someone attacks me i turn into a staff basher

Is 82 AGI the best stopping point?

>>532283243
vtumor watchers must be culled

no the best agility stopping point is 99

>>532283393
no

me personally ill probably stop a bit past level 126 agility but thats just me ofc

a master smith doesnt need a hammer

holy plugin aids

sigh...

>>532283978
>bondie
no one cares sybau

>barrows boots were a respond to redditards crying about 9 way switches
who the fuck on reddit is doing 9 way switches?
the same group that bitched about muspah being too hard

now that we've deleted the boot switch we should complain about ring switches next and then cape switches after that and then.....

based slippery sloper

i NEED to switch my boots for a .01% dps increase

you people literally just chop trees and shit up the thread why should anyone care what you think?

that post was tourist coded consider it disregarded

>>532284786
members of the hlc (high level community) do 9 way switches way to out yourself as a member of the llc (low level community) stupid idiot

muspah is mechanically harder than zuk

solo tempoross is harder than zuk as they say

the day i start trying to anti pk i get rolled up on by 10 virgins frothing at the mouth to split 300k lol

Jad is harder than zuk according to Guzu

zuk is pretty easy so yeah i can see that

can someone please be my date for the big event tomorrow

savix is gonna get instantly specced out and killed as soon as he hops to the pvp world

if i invited you to my max party would you leak my rsn and make fun of me in your cord

This game is literally unplayable because of pkers. I go to Calvar'ion early in the morning on dead worlds and still get constantly attacked by fucking mystic retards with the nox hally. I lose almost 90k in supplies every day and only make 7 mil. Fuck you jagex.

we dont have max parties in f2p

yea and no my cord is a 1 man party u feel me

bruh typed the apostrophe

i bring a scout alt to wildy bosses so when the pkers jump in they see me seed podding out already

>>532284786
yes you should be doing boot switches especially for melee and mage
i am sorry you are bad

maybe shes a cheese loser and uses aranea booties

cheese loser gsgf who you hide from the clan cause youre in oblivion

kirbywife > monkeywife

how did you know im in

i could get oblivion reqs if i wanted to i just dont want to

what if xunut really was just pretending to be retarded

pvm upgrades should not come from pvp content *mic drop*

>nooo i need my 1% extra damage
>i cant just chill i need to be doing minmax content on 150mg of adderall at all times

im not in oblivion im in vvardenfell

>>532288208
omg

feels good not being iron

>3.4m for 100 mid lvl seeds
do bondies really?

doing herb runs on a bondie is an L sorry

>>532289340

personally i have so many ranarr seeds and ppots on my iron that its not an issue. not sure why a babymoder would do herb runs for 100k profit when vorkath and zulrah exist

wow i thought you were quitting again after that legendary crashout or did you take your meds and forget about it

>>532289587
>not sure why someone would want to 2x their money passively
yeah me neither
>>532289690
i dont crash out and i dont have meds

you need some

What does this do?

how is it passive if you have to take time to do herb runs

>>532289848
for what?
>>532289915
lets you cast an ice spell without having the runes for it

clankers are based clones are cringe

we call this "the poor mans mentality" coined by one of the hardest of core ironmen around

lets you coom ice barrage

was it me im pretty hard and core

any uk posters going to buy a pass to keep posting after we get blocked on friday?

>>532290023
i wouldnt be planting herbs if i wasnt actively trying to gain farming xp, its the only reason i started playing farmville in the first place

so hard he lost the hard core at barrows the most hard core boss in the game in 2005 or not actually

aranea have up to now simply been bis, sorry you're too low iq to understand that "cheese" boy

>>532290149
have you calmed down from your meltie in the last thread

>>532290290
i think im always pretty calm like ive said in the past im pretty sure you guys misread my tone 99% of the time

its like that dumbledore quote lol

>>532280094
aye aye aye

corny ahh bondie doing herb runs for 4k farming xp and 100k gp oh my days i cant nigga replying to everyone oh my rooooooood im dead

did you know doing a tree run gets you 10x the farming xp in half the time of a herb run the funds should be no issue for you since youre mates with bogla

no way little bean you were furiously typing replies in the last thread whilst your son was crying helplessly in the background

>>532290552
i am running magics, palms, mahoganys, and celastrus and doing hespori off cooldown, reached 4M xp today. i realize the herb runs are a small % but it does make a small difference and has the added benefit of multiplying the value of the seeds

when the fuck is the next update
im tired of going dry on yama

yeah that ruins the fun of baiting john dad is that his kid is fucked

jhnd dad is how you end up with a st0ck son

>>532290865
stop projecting you scumbag fuck

>has a pathetic embarassing crashout
>"nah you guys were just misreading my tone"
cmon unc nobody is buying that

@grok analyze the tone of some of his posts

naevis does a normal well adjusted adult post recordings of his little kid in order to seek validation from strangers online

>>532291212
hyperdefensive, antagonistic, clearly frustrated but with moments of brittle sincerity. mostly lashing out bc of perceived status games or insecurity triggers. tone vacillates between sneering mockery and wounded earnestness. low impulse control vibes. unfiltered, probably mid-flameout.

>>532291289
dont think any of you are in a position to be talking about being well adjusted adults hehe

>>532291462
yeah and youre worse than that thats my point

im a freak and i know it i dont go like durr what are you talking about im always calm after having the biggest meltdown of the week

>>532291575
you are so confidently wrong its amazing

ok if it makes you feel better go spam some salmons at colo while your kid is crying in the background again

i know you are but what am i im rubber youre glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you

>>532291875
lol

>>532291745
well you are making claims about my kid not being taken care of and i guarantee we take better care of him than any of you would your own kids (if you could have any (you cant))

Eric actually gave me the second half. Thanks Eric!

evil eric from club mario

wubba lubba dub dub im pickle rick

ooooo boo berry

xunut L
troon W

the only question i have at this point is are you aware of what you are doing or do you just do it without it being a conscious choice? if the latter, i hope you are getting help but lets be honest you arent. if the former, you are easily one of the worst people ive ever encountered online

osrs supports trans rights.
trans made this game, and trans can destroy it too.

you cant pinch an inch theyre magically delicious

>>532292761
wdym

>>532292761
@grok what is the tone of this post

the bpd love bombing shit where you alternately build someone up and then try to break them down again

lol

unc if anyone here is cluster b its you

he thinks its one person

>>532293178
i like giving this and receiving this

i cant stop laughing omh

>>532293604
no, i dont

>>532292761
maybe if you replied to the post in question we would know who you're talking about but as it is this is just an off-topic schizo post that makes no sense to anybody

dadcord sisters.... not like this...........

locking myself in lms until im good at pvp

>>532293880
its obviously not something that one person is doing. im saying if thats you, if you are one of those people, you are sick and its pathetic to project your mental illness in such a fashion

double chunk chocolate cookie

>>532282996
same bro

>>532294082
so you admit that the text you read on >>>/vg/ made you crashout

waiting outside fight caves for savix with the clawer and agser and barraga

i did not fucking crashout stop using that word you dont understand it and i know youre doing this on purpose

>>532294243
yeah i thought about that but then i thought that others would be trying to antipk and then there would be anti ant ipkers and then there would be antianti anti pkers

>>532294082
still no idea what you're talking about. who is doing what? think it might be time for medication bud

>>532294179
you can try to break me if you want, i mean that is what you have been trying to do for the past 5 months or so isnt it?

why is unc crashing out on an anonymous image board thread about a 20yo point and click game

>>532294438
basically me personally i just like laughing and am typing things that make replies appear on my screen that make me laugh its not deeper than that little minnow

he does this all for attention idk how u gals havent figured this out yet lol

>>532294128
nahhh what is that hair? are you george washington or smth???

all my life i thought i was 5'8" but i just measured myself and im 5'9" i feel like king of the world rn

>>532294684
okay, me too, and then i do that and you guys just sit here and say things that are lies and baseless personal attacks and the tone is highly malicious. while all ive tried to do is be reasonable and friendly despite our differences. only times i lash out are when you do this, you literally ask for it and i give it to you

yooo is this fag for real oh my daays imagine the Internet being full of assholes couldn't be me bros

maybe youre just misreading our tone lol

>>532295284
admitting my point. you are being assholes

can we talk about wow streamers idc about jhnd

can we talk about d3 foot or st0ck tummy

What if Amascut and Zanik kissed

why did she have a band aid on her toe

I'm trying to figure out how the fuck I can level ranged as uim I pretty much have to have a c bow at this point. My only other option is dorgesh kun c bow at 70 ranged for slayer. I need to farm 41-48 slayer but I'm out of runes and don't wanna go back to barrows until I can train my prayer (that's what the slayer lvl is for to do perilous moons and unlock shard mining).

Also is there a better place than crabs to farm post 70 stats? Not nmz or the bigger crabs. I guess the update tomorrow should fix that right?

wtf you cant just ask a girl that

@Savix CALL FAUX

>>532295757
catch chins and throw them for macro efficiency

>agility is afk becase you have a 2 second gap between clicking on objects
When did afk stop meaning afk?

>>532295757
sulphur naguas are very good for melee xp and they drop the best weapon for them. you get free prayer and super combats and their drops are alright if you want to pick them up

the hlc uses apm an objective measurement maybe you should hang out with smarter people
>>532295962
stfu wrong no

Who's getting theirs first? Sardaco or Savix?

When I was 13 I did it in two tries with like 60 range

shobek w

>>532296112
savix probably sardaco is a retard

>>532294128
>>532294926
Looks like that gigachad colonel sanders meme lmfao

sigh…

savix is LOCKED TF IN

Hi guys, I just started playing because someone at work mentioned they restarted recently and it reminded me of how I always wanted to play. I never got the chance to play it the first time round because back in 2006 my parents drill led into me that I'm not allowed to download .exes and I was a goody-two-shoes.

So question is l, why the fuck does nobody talk? This is an MMO, but zoomers and alphas are playing it like a solo game... What gives?

>>532298162
There is not much of an incentive to be social in this game, most players are social rejects/autists, and there is a significant chance you may not be typing to a human at all on acocunts of bot infestation.

it was a browser game in 2006 there was no downlaod

what the frig

...

>>532298162
because people are usually in the middle of doing something. if you want to be social then join a clan, do group content such as raids, go to a social place like the ge or group activities like forestry or todt. no one wants to talk to you while theyre cannoning bloodvelds or something you sperg retard.

>>532298162
This is a game with a whole lot of extremely low intensity, sometimes literally AFK activities, and you also have the opposite with very high intensity activities.
Don't be offended when people are AFKing too hard to notice your message, or too busy to reply to it.

The random chatter tends to happen at certain places.

wont pretend to be someone im not yeah ill be staying true to myself

egirls often wear many rings as part of their distinctive fashion, which can make it harder to tell if they are married just by looking at their hands

>>532298498
No it wasn't, because if it was I would have played it 100%.

>>532298474
Even social reject autists back in the day still talked to each other online, like here. This is insane. I see some bots with bot names but even people who I presume are normal people don't chat while farming.

Do I need to join a millennial discord or something? Where do I find a discord exclusively for chill people above 30?

you NEED to be talking to me at all times its literally a FREAKING MMO

>>532298162
>but zoomers and alphas are playing it like a solo game... What gives?
Runescape is unironically THE solo MMO. Also reminder it's a game where most skilling is centered around optimising semi-afk methods and having the game be 5% of ur screen for when you need to click refresh stuff or move to make mobs agro you again. Almost no one has their chat as their focus.
And to add to that I have played many MMOs and Runescape players are probably the people I want to interract with the least.

go raise your kids instead of playing runey unc

unc wasnt on that miniclips grind naaaaaaaah bro

YEEE

bro please talk to me about my boring uninteresting life while youre trying to do something i know you dont care but its an mmo so youre required to speak to me

allowed the wife to use my account today she wanted to see the capybara lol

>>532298936
>>532299351
Understandable but disappointing all the same. Good to know it's not a me problem. I miss the genuine sense of community from back in the old days. This forced hyper-ironic nihilist shoe-gazer bullshit personality zoomers have is so tiresome.

whats wrong with apathy

i fell for the contract preplant meme and now i have to wait until tomorrow moring to plant a dragonfruit tree im so fucking stupid

Best case scenario he makes it to the healers, eats his one shark, and dies

that guy is incredibly asian

jagex adding korean and japanese servers
mod N w?

hes incredibly a beast

im watching lavines stream not that gook

savix is very handsome no homo

can we not be racist please :/

Hey niggers. I might start playing since all the right wing fuckers are coming to the game.

I wanna know some shit first.

1) Any white only American guilds? No troons or faggots.
2) For someone that does no risk gameplay and will NEVER paypig into the game (sub / premium / whatever) 100% Free to play, what the fuck should I be doing? Not to pvp or anything, only level up NO RISK activities where I don't drop shit on death or lose currency.
3) Just how bad HONESTLY is the botting and cheating problem?
4) Where do I start? I know people use "different clients" for games like this. What's the best, where do I go? (Example: Playing that Albion slop game is not advised through steam due to inaccessibility of test server and cash shop overcharging while making it hard to use alt accounts.)
5) Alt accounts, yay or nay? Why or why not?
6) Do clan niggers ruin this game like they ruin every other MMORPG? Will I be fine as a solo player that just wants to gather shit, sell it, and buy the best gear in the game?
7) Does this game force you to clannigger to get the best gear, or can I just buy it fron players after months of chopping trees?
8) I hate questing. Can I get far without it purely on grinding, or am I forced to do gay quests to unlock shit? Can they be solo'd or am I forced to hop into a discord with some faggots and beat a boss?

Does this game have any right winged, based and redpilled, guide youtubers whom the company and community despise, but gives the best tips that make the RMT clans upset? Do tell.

too bad he sounds like hes 80 iq

i think he would look nicer if he shaved his head

>>532301274
ill give katiey the tbow back if youre over the age of 16

he sounds very stupid but he behaves like hes intelligent

>>532301274
quiet bitch this is 4chan.org vg osg not 20 questions

How do I get back an essence pouch after it degrades completely? The wiki says it must be "reaquired" but I've gotten about 10-15 drops from GOTR and no pouch yet. Can you reacquire it this way or am I wasting my time? I have everything else needed for a collosal pouch.

>>532301274
1. probably thats like 80% of the playerbase
2. you can do a f2p uim or something
3.its overblown (its not 50% of the playerbase its more like 10-20% depending on whats happening) but its definitely an issue especially in f2p
4. jagex launcher and runelite
5.depends there are some training and bossing methods that use alts but they arent required and only autists use them
6. no and that works
7. no if youre main, if youre an iron then you have to group for some bis
8. all quests are solo except 2 that have very small sections where you need another player but there are groups for that and yes you need to do quests to unlock content

>>532301441
no you wont

>>532301274
>100% f2p what should i do
fucking suffer, thats what
i sometimes make f2p ultimate ironmen for fun and try to speedrun an obor kill but theres like fuckin 2 days worth of actual content in f2p and its infuriating

swolebenji lost

>>532302526
>2 days worth of content in f2p
ok post your video of 200m rc in f2p in 2 days kid ill wait

maybe dont use your osrs galaxybrain to speedrun the free trial

what f2p quests even unlock content? dragon slayer for rune armour? a f2pie will take forever to get to rune anyway.

im plarping is savix still alive

>>532303034
rune mysteries unlocks runecrafting
below ice mountain unlocks camdozaal
corsair curse unlocks access to ogres
imp catcher unlocks the amulet of accuracy which is a good budget amulet for ironmen before you get amulet of power/strength
prince ali rescue unlocks free access to al karid through the toll gate
everything else are just tutorial quests and most are needed to start dragon slayer i and thus are prerequisites for rune platebody/dhide top

>>532303034
32 quests points unlocks the best f2p guild

savix is going to get destroyed by healers

my pure is outside ready to sit this ironman and take all his items

at least savix isnt using the cheat plugin

I swear the fight cave helper plugin was banned

>quit osrs due to rng shit in endgame
>Enjoy all the skilling where it's effort = reward
>Start uim to have skilling last longer
>Go get defenders for melee training
>Currently at 220kc with zero defenders
I hate rng more than anything in osrs. Fuck gambling addicts and gacha

>>532304362
Yeah realizing that osrs is literally just gambling was a bit of a tough pill to swallow.

>>532304336
why should it be banned all the rotations are on the wiki and you can choose the rotation you want if you enter at the correct minute

how the fuck am i supposed to get 900k to recharge a crystal bow as uim

>>532304947
agiltiy pyrmaid

>>532304947
cg uses no supplies and shits out gp

12 hours until varlamore p3 chat 12 hours from now no need to learn letter time

i dont care about varlablore p3 pogtank fletchingtodt

>>532304947
maybe use the atlatl or hscb you dumb faggot helmet

better than irl gambling tbqhwyf

im not doing any of the stuff on launch im busy going dry everywhere

time can only be made into the letter o thats how come clocks are round

the tapirs stomach going to be round soon iykyk

am pm is not that complicated babe

Nice quest. I guess this is my special returning player boosted rng drop. Worth keeping?

im going out for a fuck

this gook is so retarded

>>532305738
yes the set is better than blowpipe and it also has strength bonus

>>532274984 (OP)
which is hard alch hydra or araxor? i did hydra a long time ago, and wanna get back to bossing, and waiting to get spider task

if savix dies hes literally going to get pked right after lmfaoo

>>532305967
how bad is it outside

i cant stop BONKING when im supposed to be BARRAGAING

>>532305915
araxor
hydra you just click the tile markers

>11 bronze chain bodies
What a rewarding drop from this endgame boss

>>532305967
hes not holding anything valuable anyways everything he has he can get back in 10 minutes

>>532306101
ok good to know

>>532306201
itll be funny though imagine the youtube views on the clip! probably earn him a free $10 in ad revenue

why is savix chanting arabic phrases

you can also have n time as well as o time i think

>>532307296
hes right behind us isnt he...

>balance the game entirely around prayer switching
>make prayer switching not possible with hespori

>>532307551
What? Are you saying it attacks with two styles? There are many monsters that do.

>mf has a full ass invy of potions and food
>I go to the store
>come back
>he's got like 3 pots and one goddamn shark
wtf happened? lmao

>log in
>Herb run
>log out
>Back to a good game (WoW) for another hour

why is everyones text green

>>532307775
hit by magers melee multiple times
fucked up prayer flick and got hit by mager fireball multiple times
hit by rangers and blobs

mine is green because my food just ran through me

sigh... *starts wiping down the loads*

>>532308246
oml if this fuck stands around all day waiting for heals only to get onebanged by jad I'm gonna lay a fucking egg

>>532307751
i wrote switching, not flicking.

>>532308738
I still have no clue what your grievance is.

>log in
>herb run
>birdhouse run
>log out
>boot up good game (team fortress 2) for another hour
c'est la vie

how is savix gonna deal with the healers

>>532310347
By not knowing about them

i like to play runescape

i fucking hate this game but its better than being addicted to fent

>4 hours just to get one shot by Jad
Calling it now

>>532290279
lol do cheesers really

i fucking hate streamer faggots but its better than talking about thread trannies

is 212 minutes to get to jad good or should i get rigour first

savix more viewers than woox inferno

We want to watch him melt down when he dies to the healers after eating his one piece of food

I bet he's going to forget to pray mage and instantly die on 62

personally i serviced my fire cape

i have 6 oomfs on lastfm

what else is there to do f2p after youve done all the quests?

>>532311675
that's somewhat productive and not massively outclassed in p2p? not much

does anyone want to listen to the soul eclectic impling by chonny jash with me

youre all my oomfs on lastfm because its publicly available and ive been tracking all the doings and listenings

why does he keep calling faux

id call faux if he still had his hair

ooaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh x 7 streak

ok can you follow me so ill follow back

>>532309512
the game is balanced around prayer switching. from melee to range, from ranged to magic, or whatever.

the hespori fight, however, was created as such that you cannot prayer switch between range and magic effectively. because the hit is registered as the animation begins.

every twink needs a hunk

no thanks

unc crashing out over unavoidable damage (it maxes like a 12)

omg chat hes gonna get it im spamming a million back seats per second in his chat im sure hes reading them all but hes gonna do it

he has no damage hes not getting it

>>532312191
ok so a lot of monsters are like that not just hespori some monsters are intended for you to switch prayers and some are intended to purposely give you unavoidable damage

>>532312191
Just wait until you find out about cerberus or any god wars boss

>>532311675
pretty much just bossing, getting into every guild, collecting rare drops like bryo essence and obor club and making the baronite mace
i really think jagex needs to open up more stuff to f2p, playing an extension of runescape classic in 2025 is like putting your worst foot forward and its probably lost them players
ive had friends ask if i they should get into osrs and ive told them no because at the end of the day its a sub game and the f2p experience isnt even worth the time investment

>>532313029
the gwd bosses were introduced to the game before the prayer switching autism, so they get a pass for being old. the reason i'm complaining specifically about the hespori is because it was introduced a long time after the prayer switching autism took root.

he wouldve got it by now if he had eagle eye on

chat really wants him to camp eagle eye which would ensure he doesnt get it thats funny do you think theyre doing it because its the opposite and bad advice or do they think it will help

>>532313025
fair enough i guess

hespori doesn't actually do any damage who cares

>better click on jad again to increase dps

why is your text green

do you think shortys will come back for delve boss

>>532313163
Idk man it just sounds like you are retarted because many osrs exclusive boss fights are like that.

if youre in an endurance challenge like get x kills in 1 trip is it better to use the damage prayers to get faster kills or to not use the prayers to slow drain yes i know you can flick im just curious

my cc is full of this shit its over

>>532313024
damn you were right

is that faster than jhnds first kill (attempt #8)

He did it

mod aiyaza cuck message kek

>>532313692
join 4clan >:3c

not sure jhnd (babymoder) had rigour (hard r) and a twisted bow (best in slot his personal (that he bought (with real money))) so its not even really comparable

ayiza why dont you ever congratulate me

>>532313692
you mean they dont act like turbo twitch bros normally?

>>532313959
no.

>>532313797
what plugins is he using to get the client like that? it's clearly huge based on his cursor, yea?

jhnd never even crashed out you just misread his tone obviously

chad savix to forcefeed oda bacon

>>532313629
alright so i'll try to explain again so you can understand:
osrs pvm has a reputation for being centered around extremely autistic mechanics, tile precise movement and tick perfect prayer switching. knowing this, i had assumed that hespori, a boss released quite a few years after osrs release, i had understandably assumed that this was the case for hespori as well. to my surprise, this was not the case, with no indication whatsoever that it was not the case.

i hope this was sufficiently simplified for you to understand

>>532313692
my cc has said nothing about it and are running cox personally

>>532313992
wrong

who got him to switch to fixed mode

why is this retard crying about hespori shut the fuck up already its a non issue

do you think ayiza is crying because savix didnt notice the heccin epic jad and cool message

>asks question
>gets a response
>omg why are you responding
transsexualism

d3 owes me

the hesporitard is giving off jhnd or who was that muspah retard micaa or some shite hes gonna be blown away when he learns about typeless damage

Now wow immigrants are better than those skillers who main an obby cape

>no blowpipe
>no rotation solver or jad simulator
>rcb like the good old days
>played osrs for less than 3 weeks
>worst jad spawn
>does the gamer method of pulling healers through jad to trap them
>pray flicks eagle eye
>still gets the cape on his first try
reddit dads are on suicide watch

>>532314014
looks like its just fixed with stretched

>>532313843
nta but am i retarded

hes literally the #1 rogue player in wow retard

>>532314447
clan chat not friend chat

>>532314496
thanks, just came back to this game

>>532314407
it was magic short and rune arrows in the good old days poser

i must admit the way he dealt with the healers was quite beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvEzFW_pH1g

>>532314078
I understand, but I'm saying there is nothing irregular, abnormal or inconsistent about the way Hespori works and the fact that you think there is makes me think that you are either a dunce or a new player.

>i must admit the way he dealt with the healers was quite beautiful

>>532315109
you are correct, i am new. i'm glad we could arrive at a conclusion

just killed hespori almost got below 60% might have eaten a food if i did but i didnt

nothing to see here gentleman, move along

i died to hesporo snare attack....

sarcucko L

before rcb it was crystal bow fr00b

rcb was literally invented to make fire cape easier its the most power creep item possible for a cape in the lore

Savix won

>>532316049
VGH....EVROPA HAS FALLEN

crystal bow is actually good at fight caves i prefer it to rcb

what does that mean im not a chud

How many crystal bows do you bring?

remove lms from col log.

just wasted rng....fml....

>>532316586
Please no not the feet pictures again

>>532316586
ok but your pussy is showing

>rabbit
this is a hors site

>>532313797
>jmods dick sucking all these WoW players
do you think runescaper streamers who's played for years are jealous

will people respect me if i pull up to the function with king awowogei on my back

what function

>>532314407
>>532314619
dont forget Cbow

its not abstract or static and im hoping itll return numbers

>Trying to set up hunter rumour block list
>Spined Larupia
>Barb-tailed Kebbit
>Spined Larupia
>Wild Kebbit
>Spined Larupia
>Wild Kebbit
>Spined Larupia

>>532317337
ntr.......

>>532317439
hi gramps

varlaplarp the final shart

am i supposed to be impressed by a fire cape i did that decades ago

somebody post it

>>532317337
no theyre busy farming this for engagement same as jagex and the wow streamers

cant get over how fucking shitty the pvp in this game is

if a runescape player started to play WoW no one would care, so why are redditors and jagex being so fucking gay?

gyaldem i found irl footage of xunut not crashing out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCyw4cDdDkk

>>532318034
no you didn't you did it in osrs not rs2 cappin lil shit

i couldve gotten a fire cape by age 2 if i wanted to but i didnt want to

>>532318602
Reddit being retarded is the default

>>532318850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oMB0cH-EsI

the current situation is like when a black person speaks proper english and doesn't have a criminal record and says something basic like "we shouldn't kill eachother" and he's hailed as a genius

SAVIX SAVIX CALL MY STREAMER SAVIX PLSS CALL ME ILL COACH YOU SAVIX BRO PLS CALL

>>532320191
or he does something like plant a tomato pl ant

do you think soda would cheat on his gf if i made a vtuber avatar and tempted him with fresh girlpee

I hate streamerscape

stop talking about streamers i need attention too

>>532321242
no one cares about you this is a streamer general

just saw a yt boy rsn be "bbc eater"

Sodapoppin's girlfriend's old vtuber corporation just imploded.
That's on topic.

>>532321534
based jap stealing money from ewhoers

>>532321634
Nah it was a US company, obviously based in California.

man yall troons need to shut the fuck up with this troon shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gtdvM7mP6I starts starts playing in the background as I take a drag on my cigar and ride off to the sunset on my speedboat

i voice chatted with st0ck are you jealous

no

i have vced with three people from this general

st0ck is a freaking moron

the idea of having to vc and think of something to say is anxiety inducing for me

>>532322638
spill the tea who

sorry thts confidential

why even bring it up then

wish oda would coach me in pvp that would be poggers

uh for attention for the drama of it all for the rumours and whispers

>>532322902
attention

i have vced with zero people from this general or any general because im too shy to talk verbally

If you don't have a fire cape you're basically a npc

i dont talk to people because i cant stop self sabotaging every aspect of my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6b6oXRNv1Y
wow players are on my comfycast :(

im having difficulty completing my hellhounds task because the haunted pickaxes keep picking at me

>>532323297
those two together is like my nightmare blunt rotation

holy smokes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx3daR6fYOQ

>>532323396
whats the EHP to get this though? not impressive unles its over at least 10k

did st0ck leave forever because no one cared about him anymore

no he left together because hes my boyfriend now and he gets attention from me and doesnt need you anymore

>redditors celebrating a 30 year old man achieving something in a game made for 12 year olds

is it worth it trying tp upkeep a bond anymore? havent played in years but have a 150m bank

im combat level 90 and upkeep mine no problems its easy unless youre retarded
i would never give fagex money and i never have

15 bloodshards at 15477kc

it takes me half an hour at my job to earn one months membership it would take me longer in game to earn two bonds

gp is 0 time

the most annoying thing is he shouldnt have even freaking done it yet check the chart he skipped 12 steps he should be going to barbarian assault to get a fighter torso not freaking jad!!!

>>532324332
it's just a suggested progression lil bro you can do whatever order you want

>>532324332
he should also be hiding in lms to get more points

https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Titan_Killer
just did this dolo #friendswillonlyweighudown

man what a week

You gotta get the jad pet first so you can wear other capes without people calling you a retard

savix W

Oh yeah it’s dragon defender time

im down to 600 cooked karambwan this is a disaster bwana!

>Odachud doing collab with OTK
trannysisters we lost...

the recent amount of streamer cocksucking is certainly something

i dont suck their cock you freak i give them my money

youre being such a jiblet rn

what the HECK did you just call me?????????????

>>532323832
anybody? was gonna camp revs to 90 att and def

it is if you do actual pvm and not content made for vennys

>>532328028
still not as bad as jagex deepthroating settled

you shouldnt call people that thats a bad idea

who are you talking to

>OTK finding a new way to grift
Over half of their founding members are grapists. How do they keep getting away with it?

>>532329003
thats legal in the west now chuddy

actually its ok to be a rapist now check recent events

asmongold went from wow nerd to political nerd lol

i think the correct term is grifter

wow nerd is what i say when i read your posts

d3ks raped me

if you check /b/ (dont) the most popular thread is the otk gossip thread. are 2025 /b/tards coming to our game?

i think calling it grape minimises the traumatic impact of the action and also makes you sound like a retard

d3ks wonderful secret

omg check out this gotr reward pull i think thats like 1/200 thats really rare

i think youre a whore and you asked for it. what now slut

i blame the victim about 100% of the time

ill plap to that

Chat, I have enough points to buy out MTA.

>>532330436
gz

I have officially lime logged MTA.
Lime logged means that I can purchase all the items that would green log the content, but am holding off on it.

d3k said if i really didnt want it i wouldve fought back harder

stop being mean and weird please

>>532329546
Gz, I'm pretty far from completing my GOTR collection log.

when is the pouch coming to mta? I started a new helm and I cba to get a rune pouch in lms after the ban. 4 hours is too long

>>532330774
you look ridiculous

>>532331076
>This week: Varlamore Part 3
>Next week: Varlamore Part 3 fixes
>After that: Varlamore Part 3 fixes again
>After that: Basically nothing
>After that: Basically nothing, but presented as more Varlamore Part 3 fixes
>Finally summer sweep up including that
>Turns out they forgot to actually add it, despite being in the blog, it's really in this update

also please excuse me im retarded I meant the bot ban. I havent been banned since 1979

You see that empty space.
Varlamore part 3 is out there.

blacks could be there too....scary thought...

>>532330774
huge gz

>>532331326
The only thing I’d add is this week they have to hot fix woox and port khazard solving the boss with something the devs didn’t think of

nooooooo

open your mouth
ha ha ha!

Official broken jagex launcher theme:
https://youtu.be/OdbqAQwKNDY
Good night.

>>532332071
gn ily

>>532331675
no riches this time either :c

>>532331675
we need to figure out who this baddie is

ima b-b-b-b-baddie

a pretty little risky baddie?

>>532332391
So I came a cross a video where this woman was talking about How we are living in a world filled with "chopped man" epidemic and that there is a shortage of "baddies". She said that it has gotten so bad that when she walks down the street and sees an attractive man it makes her whole day!

bruh they needa puh oda on hot ones frfr

people who make videos dont have the same thoughts or mental faculties as regular people

what about people who watch videos

yes theres something wrong with them too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx8xF4_9eqM
OMG

choppin my log rn

dont omg youtube links you make me think it is settled or ballscape

image reminds me of nike air girl gjg

i call her banana bitch

ily anon

are you talking to me

>>532333301
oh my loord what race is that guy even

it's just us here who else am i talking to

they call me the luigi cadorna of the colosseum

Jagex needs to buff the wildy rings. I want to see people cry about the wildy more

>>532311675
IMO completing every f2p quest should reward you with an untradeable bond. The first hit is free

my new years resolution is to kidnap sodapoppin and turn him into a mindless sex slave for the osg girlies

soda only like real boys. thats why his “gf” hides her face and insults him like a bff would

why does oda not wear a shirt thats not polite

>>532329271
asmongold is the most genuine content creator i have ever encountered hes so real that it makes actual grifters terrified

game needs mounts

i volunteer

we (real players, not you wow player) have mounts. they’re called teleports to every major and minor place in the game, teleport jewelry, and minigame teleports. now fuck off back to /wowcg/

your mom is my epic mount

do mounts need to be a certain gender or is it ok as long as you have a hole

can you mount 8 inches though

it depends could you post a picture so i can give you an accurate answer

the hole is the bottom cock on bottom is beta behaviour

fun fact anniefuchsia, a participant in the upcoming wow/osrs event this weekend, isn’t actually swedish. you should ask her what her real nationality is

that wasnt fun please dont post again

blood mistook the cm markings on the ruler for inches

popping the freak off at the todt

wintertodt ate my dog

>>532335520
cope and seethe

im more of a spring todt

>>532335698
GZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>532335698
witholding my gz until you post hole

>>532333301
oda is a genius

i would gz for cock if you dont want to post hole

wat dat mean?

if its cock it needs to be bloody otherwise i will not be posting my gz

>>532335698
spoon trash pet from trash content rofl

>>532335698
fuuuck gzz

>>532335698
lol i got it at 12 kc get on my level noob

>>532336145
based

wave 47 on his 3rd attempt and sardaco only just asked "what does the fire cap even do anyway?" lmao

lmao top kek bro

>herb runs
>birdhouse runs
>tree runs
>clues
>stupid ass events like the mime one
do the gay little chores ever end omg...

holy shit lmao

>>532336578
bro u need to go back to wow

wow has way more chores lol

how do I get to karamja

Imagine wasting your life multitasking Runescape and watching streamers. You could be doing literally anything else alongside this game. Get a real hobby and stop being a boring loser.

if you really felt that way you wouldnt be playing runescape at all

very rich coming from a runescape player desu

yeah everyone just play runescape and jerk off to gay porn like that guy

your mom is a runescape player stupid cunt

if you insist

i havent done a single clue

just blasted your mom in the face with five galons of elephant semen straight from the source and shes STILL asking for more

>>532337131

so youre jerking off an elephant in this situation

if your uncle jack helped you get off of an elephant would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?

the sign is a subtle joke

i would jerk off an elephant just for a chance to pee on sodapoppin and make him mine :(

*PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPP*

i dont have an uncle jack

my dogs name was jack but we had to get him put down

i dont have any uncles

my uncle showed me something bad

i could be your uncle

FINE WOULD YOU EVER HELP YOUR AUNTIE JACK OFF AN ELEPHANT?

old bitch

Today I got 8 slayer levels and finished the underground pass, regicide, contact!, fremenikk isles, garden of tranquility, creature of Frankenstrain, and tears of guthix quests!

i did that shit like 15 years ago NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB

>>532337991
Forgot to mention that I'm playing uim

thought that said garden of transgenders and i was like... WAAAAAAAT??

garden of transgenders sounds like heaven

the true difficulty of osrs is not burning out

you cant burn out if you never play

your mom plays with my cock desu

i have 2 dads

swolebenji lost

one dad and one daddy

wos all dis den

>>532339005
no shot lmao

whats wrong with having 2 dads are you jealous that i have 2 and you have 0?

imagine if your dad came home early and heard you screaming daddy omg

that would be badass ngl

i have one dad but he left when i was 11

lol her dad started a new family lol L daughter

i can be your dad

he didnt start a new family actually hes a incel loser on welfare so

>>532339481
actually true lol imagine raising a kid half way and instead of fixing it you decide to try again with a new one

she wasn't good enough to keep her dad around lol

imagine mod north dabbing on the troons

its not actually true stop it stop lolling

900 kills and still no zombie axe im going to kill myself in real life

im loling because its funny and true

stop being mean to her just because she made her dad leave doesnt mean she doesnt deserve our respect

our character can hold they breath for 2 minutes wow

>>532339763
lol bitch ass nigga, i got my z axe meleeing and using bones to peaches to heal at 107 kc

Squirkin my kwuarm rn

ngl i would date a damaged girl with daddy issues but it probably wouldnt last because my ideal type comes from a loving home that raised her to have self respect and confidence

>>532339971
i know what youre doing

!savixjad

ignore me this is so i can find this thread in the archives easily later when i want to relive this Total Korean Victory

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5LpMw3B1BXc

omg

>>532317337
I think osrs streamers understand that this is healthy for the game and a growing playerbase is relevant to their interests

we used to crush gook heads in the korean war with our superior motor vehicles

ok i guess i just had to complain now i can beast moons

why do you have so much junk in ur inventory put it in your bank noob

Should I just do tob solo?

thank god that potion stack has a p or i wouldnt know it was prayer

>>532339580
i dont mean this as an insult but you genuinely need therapy
im also mildly curious if youre a femcel but not curious enough to keep this thread open and wait for a reply

>tourist from r*ddit trying to give advice

maybe shes color blind leave her alone i cant tell empty jugs apart from wine jugs

>>532340279
that's a retarded take. a growing playerbase means jagex will do less.

why would that mean they would do less are you dumb lol

when are they releasing varlamore 2 today

i think 6 hours from now babe

oh yeah you're right. cod is the most popular fps and it's the best it's been. people love that game.

Servers can already barely handle the amount of players.
The game is going to absolutely shit itself because of sailing

>>532340768
>if a company succeeds then they have no incentive to succeed therefore succeeding is a bad thing
you are brain dead

>>532340553
thanks ive had a lot of therapy and im not femcel but thanks

more people = more complaining and crying = jagex tries hard to stop people from crying and complaining

>>532341050
oh yeah you're right because when a company becomes even ore successful they start to care more about their fanbase. you are super smart

can you ask jagex to move the update to tomorrow im gonna be banging your mom for the next 10 hours and i will need my rest

More players means jagex becomes complacent

at this point I know it is not varlamore 2 but we are too deep into it to start calling it anything else lol
but before like up until a few days ago that is what it was called in my head

Jagex can stop with the content expansions after they finish the Myreque/drakan line, I just want more features for pets.

>>532340553
you shouldnt try to give life advice youre a moron

no it doesnt lol the game has been growing since osrs release and theyre still putting in effort you stupid idiot moron dumbass retard

I just want taming and dungeoneering

if sodapoppin abandoned our daughter i would hunt him down and force him to give back all of the pee that i released onto his body

you guys are just haters, nintendo fucking loves me and i'll be buying the nintendo switch 2 and it's $80 games

you would never be able to have a daughter with him because you're not a woman and you have no womb

Wow bros can give us taming? Wtf i want more wow players now

your mom is a fucking moron your mom is a nintendo switch 2 stupid fucking moron cunt

wat dat mene?

sodapoppin is a pissboy he wants that hot girlpiss all over his cute gamer body

guys, wow is them most popular mmo of all time, why are wow players come to runescape, blizzard really cares for their player base wtf....?

wow players have been coming to runescape for the past decade you stupid fucking nintendo switch 2 moron cunt BITCH

classic wow is not wow classic wow is dogshit re-released content that blizzard shit out to steal more subs from retards that think playing solved content is cool and fun and engaging

uhh osrs content is solved like a day after release

omg what if sodapoppin dmed you and asked if you wanted to pee on him omg just imagine

that ai guy just uses his program and solves everything osrs is dead

jagex really cares about it's playerbase and if it gets more popular the price of membership will go down. trust me my dad works for private equity.

>le solved content bad
Ok bro lets see your zuk helm

osrs is not solved content theres brand new content being released so often stupid

zuk helm isnt on clog so it doesnt matter

solving content is for gay little nerds and fake gamers, literal normies who think they are epic gamers because they owned a ps2 twenty years ago and fucked a hooker in san andreas.

200k bots lets fkn go

>i cant play video games unless they have full guides
just call urself an idiot mate

it was leaked that ralos is good at delve BUY BUY BUY

i fucked your mom in san andreas stupid fucking nintendo switch 2 cunt

bro that new delve boss is way too small looks like a fkn slayer mob

do you think jmods do insider trading on the ge with stuff they know will work good on new bosses

Jagex announced runescape on switch 2

no stupid they just spawn stuff in

jagex announced my cock in your ass faggot

>>532342374
they have private accounts they dont potato on

ooh goodie

>>532342375
im a girl but can i please see your cock

you cant say that word

Mod ash said it was my turn to stick my cock your ass

>>532342485
>>532342462

ah my ublock just got turned off on this laptop im boutta fox out

MR. CROWWWWWLEY BUM BUM BUUUUMM

how's evil dave holding up?

remember when firefox messed up their certificates and disabled ublock for everyone

If this is too many words just tell me what you would do if you were given a tbow and couldn't sell it .

a friend is lending me his tbow for only 2 weeks whilst he's away. I will likely never have a tbow ever again after this. What are some places I should go with it to farm combat tasks that are often said to be filtered by having a tbow for dps?\

scam him its your tbow now

giant mole for mole pet

>>532343908
afk at edgeville with it and see how many people try to lure you

>>532343908
There's nothing preventing you from selling it, investing the GP, buying back the tbow at the end of the two weeks, and giving back the tbow while keeping the leftover profit

i spend more time doing farm runs than i do playing the game

if you mean in game, thats playing the game. if you mean irl, why

"you should not eat ketchup past age 8" is a very nl take

whos take is that what is nl

i'm the butterball(cenobite) of /osg/

I can't believe it's 2025 and I'm deciding to get back into osrs.

brighter shores is better.

so the fat gay retard of /osg/?

he's not a fag, he's obviously cool cause he wears sunglasses.

alien food fire cape was the most impressive fire cape today

so is this crocodile but i think we can both agree that being ripped apart by butterball or the croc would not be cool

>friend gets his daughter into runescape
>signs me up to teach her how to kill bosses
>little bitch pesters me every day to take her to scurrious
>pms me in the middle of erp sessions with inane questions
>have to use my erect cock to type replies on my keyboard
>keys are covered in precum and smegma because she wont leave me the fuck alone
>mfw literally considering playing wow just to get away from her
its so over

that story sucked

youre an awful person an awful friend and an awful role model for anyone in your community kill yourself unironically

>>532346607
That's not true.

ok that was really rude you shouldnt be rude to our future president

can i unsubscribe from your fake blog

your dad unsubscibed from raising you

well yeah, i'm 33, he doesn't need to raise me anymore.

Where the fuck is the update

the same time as every week newfriend

5 more hours

wow is that you in the picture bc thats girl math

will i get my second pharaoh scepter before the update

*PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPP*

I haven't bonded up in a while is this new update worth coming back to I'm maxed btw

I just protect item fumbled another ballista chat

Just remembered that guy who used to post here wearing infinity claiming he was "taking back God's rainbow" and everyone called him a faggot sissy and he stopped posting lol

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god my voidwaker today

>savix got cape on first try
>People ITT are 30+ attempts with no cape
Looks like this game belongs to wow migrants now

be right back im going to shoot cum

wow can i see

>>532349001
can you record a video

how do you do it do you shoot at filled bottles or on puddles on the floor or

Hahahaha oh WoW

i shoot into my hand but sometimes theres too much so itll get onto my thigh

just beasted a genie

Is the mage's book actually useful now?

no

why did soda name himself massiveincel when hes playing with his gf

its ok for an iron but for a babymoder elidinis is better or a tome

idk why dont you donate him 5 dollars and ask

why did his gf make her rsn a euphemism for big penis when sodas is famously small and thin enough to fit inside a toilet paper tube makes you think

Here comes Sardaco's cape

>>532350293
LE EPIC MILLENIAL IRONIC HUMOR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

what does a fire cape do

im not sure we dont have fire capes in f2p

>>532350584
It means you're a real runescapist and not a tourist retard

you can use it as a tinderbox without needing an inventory slot

oh thats really cool i wish i could get one

ive an inflamed achilles

>>532350584
warm item in wintertoad retard

why would i want that then we dont have wintertoad in f2p

my head feels inflamed

just shot cum

>>532351004
proof?

how do i shot web lol

i cant do that anymore after the tapir news

from my extensive research ive discovered that runescape players are incels and wow players are chads

i consider myself more of a volcel personally

>>532351004
proof???

you siad be right back but that took 30 minutes

yes i play runescape yes i fuck we exist

i cant even remember the last time i touched another person

runescape players play like this and wow players play like this

>>532350510
he will never be savix

>>532351301
is he going to go for the back to back repeat on negligent momslaughter

runescape players are incels no amount of coping or seething will change that fact

Ok and?

sarcucko

does esex count

incel^

>>532351301
that sucks, hope his pops pulls through

bald fucker choke at jad

nigga running a sim for jad oh my days

runedle in three

he practiced the double jad

what are the chances for small huey changes in the patch today?

>>532353556
you are bad

>>532353696
100% its getting a key drop update

sit

why do wow players have the reaction speed of a 90 year old

>>532353873
in this context does key mean important or key as in the item key
because it really could use a key(important) drop update for sure

>>532353830
whatever

>>532354121
it is several thoughts that compound on top of eachother if you have to react to jad doing a ranged attack instead of mage then as a newer and unexperienced player your thought process looks something like this
>okay hes standing
>oh he pounded the ground
>okay that means ranged
>gotta switch to the prayer tab so i have to press f3
>okay the ranged icon is down here its the arrow icon

whereas an experienced players thought process looks like this
>pray ranged

new
>>532354275
>>532354275
>>532354275

chat my can of chilled coffee was wet after I washed it in the sink because you never know what kind of weirdos lick the can before putting it back in the store fridge but anyways that is besides the point the can was wet and when I lifted it it made a plap noise as I lifted it off the table talk about the game trying to clean up my bank by selling my burnt food to collectors