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I hate niggas

add sukeban students for me to guide, nexon
make the mobs playable

I think Sensei (me) is literally me who was invited by the president to be sensei because she looked at all the humans on Earth and got a crush on me :^)

I can't, her momos are too good.

Rape isn't funny.

Saiba Momoi?
I hate her

>>532311982
I have to marry her now or else she’ll eat bento every day, it’s only right

>>532311982
the forgiven

>>532312153
Me with Hasumi's melon

Thinking about it, why is Kai so unpopular? She has a good design and other antagonists have been well liked before being playable.

>>532311917
love em

What's she showing us, bros?

I still don't know what she does

>>532312247
She actually did a very bad thing and the status quo demands that she will never undo it.

>>532311982
They put her character development in the momotalks instead of putting it in the main story or event. It's so bad.
How do you try to sell something after the person has already bought it?

momoi slapped my balls...

>>532312294
KOHARUUUUUUUUUUUU

Pour one out for Nozomi, bros. sMika is completely fucking busted.

>>532312294
dogman ntr vid

>>532312247
her design has grown on me, but wakamo and akira still btfo her

I don't like how the story is progressing. I personally like stories where the MC got challenged but recently everything goes too smoothly or too convenient that it feels like the writer reads too much isekai.

>>532312453
Fuck off with your cringeass private servers

You guys said she was daughtercore. You can't marry your daughter.

>>532312453
LOL

god i was fucking miyako in the butthole

My precious desert rose.

Idk which face I like more. Pic rel or this >>532311982

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmPUPU8Nwqw
>this starts playing
Those motherfuckers...

>>532312635
I wasn't here how did people reacted to this?

>>532312294
Sensei is about 60 pounds heavier. Post more accurate art pls

>release sonic ticket
>literally every student except Kisaki is worthless because of fes units
lmao

>>532312247
She is ugly as fuck, anon
Looks like one of those homos from FGO or Chink gachas

>>532312453
Wait why is the cost negative
What the fuck

>>532312736
I don't react to global stuff.

>>532312541
Nice bait I guess

>>532312107
>6 months until she's rollable
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. I'm not gonna fap until the next anniversary when mechkino rules bluefes and we're saving the fucking world again.

>>532312635
Imagine her bouncing in your dick

>>532312732
It's so peak...

>>532312635
I never said this thoughbeithowever

>>532312453
In my day, people would say that's a hack.

>>532312793
Speak for yourself. Renge has saved my ass way more times than I expected her to and literally no other purple does what she does.

i said that

hanako...GUH!

>>532312767
not everyone’s as much of a tub of lard as you are fatso

>>532312247
>why is Kai so unpopular?
She's unpopular?
Probably my favorite character in NPC jail (only character close is Mirai) and easily the most entertaining and interesting villain since blacksuit.

>>532312635
I married Reisa. I married Ibuki. I married Koyuki. I married Maki. I married Momiji. I married Aris. I married Momoi. I'll marry Rio. Daughters are for marriage.

perchance

>>532312453
>borrow EX from Nagi-chan
>but the battle ends so quickly you don't even pay it back
XD

>>532312112
Chise would say this

>>532312653
why tho
they never answer that

>Pulling Nozomi for meta reasons
Couldn't be me

sex

I borrowed from Nagi and she made me pay with my body

>>532312984
God damnit. Yuuka is going to yell at me again...

>>532312984
I really want to jerk off now.

Which one looks best?

>>532312453
Don't care, still rolling.

>>532312453
Mmm yeah I'm still gonna skip, and still gonna spark both Shupos

>>532313290
Silver

Is there any in-lore explanation for Rio's copy ability?

>>532313216
which game
i need to rape her into compliance
blue archive

>>532313290
gold unironically, it has pink accents

>>532313284
Hey

>>532312984
Can you see everything with this figma?
Can you put underpants on her?

>>532312840
Nagisa's EX skill allows you to go into debt and spam other EX skills. You eventually have to pay it back hence why it's in the negative.

God damn it bros I want Toki so bad

>>532312635
Yes I can

They can't read

>>532313421
The animation for it is her robots scanning your ally, so I'd imagine that's why.

>>532313290
Plat naturally.

AAAAA, STOP IT, I'M LIGMALET AFTER THIS FES, RIO. I CAN'T UNBRICK YOUR BOND LEVEL.

>>532312993
Don't be mean

>>532313421
Turing

>>532313421
shes the impostor

>>532313435
You will never know

>>532313216
>even if it's with me
why is that so sexy

I bought a $300 roomba and it's worse than my $5 broom and 10 minutes of my day. Blue Archive.

>>532313914
The good ones cost 1k

>>532313914
Successfully scammed.

>>532313605
No more, please, Rio.

sumire would rape you

where the fuck did all this come from

>>532313914
return it and get a bissel helix for like $60

I am begging for video of the Pina dangle

>>532312107
Are those the AGE-2s wing binders?

Himari, help!

>>532314173
I don't have her, otherwise I'd make it. But I'll help you look.

Did Asayuki bribe nexon for these rio dialogues somehow? Sell his soul?

>"Vaaltentan Day"
Yukari is such a cute dork it's unreal.

>>532313605
uncultured localizer denied us the "you're my special" line

>JFD
Yeah, I'm just not going to do this.

>turn on ac
>too cold
>turn off ac
>too hot

Never forget what they took from you

>>532314254
YOU CAN POST THAT!

>>532312247
the time from when she was presented to the time she first interacted with (you) was too long, you just pushed her a little and she bended though lol

shes 1 pandering event away from being tier 1 or 2 in popularity

>>532312453
>30 million damage in 50 seconds
ebin

>>532312112
Rape can be hot under the right circumstances.

Guys I'm coping that Akemi took steroids from Kai and she's normal looking otherwise

>>532314173
I need to become Pina

Is Hina good? What's her niche? Base, not dress

>>532314608
>stick her in jail
>inactive for so long she loses her muscles
There you go.

Real talk though I want to fuck Ako

>>532314673
You will never be Pinner

>>532312353
She doesn't have to undo, she just has to do other good things (which is exactly what v5c2 is allowing her to do)
At this point, it's clear that Kisaki doesn't even hate her. And obviously neither does Sensei.

>>532313030
>villain
Bad sensei!

>>532314745
Be funny as hell if she straight up becomes like Neru sized

>>532314232
>>532314173
Here you go, lad. Already found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RWyKpRUFcw&t=1h17m15s

>>532314341
God damn Yuuka has thighs like THAT?

post a cooler student

>>532314890
ENTER

Yuuka is fat

>>532314718
I believe she gets use in red kurokage

>>532314920
god damn her chibi tits are jiggling

>>532314996
SO HERE I AM

Noooo, she wants sensex too...

>>532315006
I'd sell my soul to Arona for this.

>>532314718
Kinda, she is used a few times in the first phase of Kaiten and Kurokage.
Also, iIn some challengers and drills. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Scatmonkey status???

>>532314718
You need to farm her to 5* anyway to get her bond up to increase damage of dress Hina.

>Power went out earlier while starting on the dekka chapter
>Finally getting around to doing it now
Aris is painfully cute. This hurts.

>>532314807
I said villain, not evil.

>>532314608
Nexxon should've hired Melon22 to design Akemi, that way BA could've had its very own Barghest.

>>532314718
Mob killer. strong but she has a very high cost and her attack has a long animation

>>532312453
is there a youtube vid of this run?

>>532314996
>Lv 20
Not very ratical

>>532315102
Why is she so fucking horny all of a sudden? It seems too fast.

TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU
BY NOW, YOU SHOULDA SOMEHOW REALIZED WHAT YOU GOTTA DO

>>532315289
LMAO

>>532314718
Red AOE on urban terrain

FUCK SAYA

>>532314745
Look up jacked prison inmates with their workouts and come back here and say that again

Valentines Meetup today was with Seia and Mika, I have no clue who to pick tommorow.

>>532315423
But she already says she's lost some of her strength from being in jail for a while now. They're clearly not letting her exercise.

How am I supposed to farm equipment when they keep throwing events at us!?

>>532315356
Idk, you tell me.

Fuck you.

>>532315356
Your fault

>>532313476
>debt is now an ingame mechanic

>>532314608
Akemi is not real. Akemi is not here. There is no Akemi

Never apologize for being sexy Sensei

>>532314996
I FELL INTO A BURNING RING OF FIRE
I WENT DOWN DOWN DOWN
AND THE FLAMES WENT HIGHER
AND IT BURNS, BURNS, BURNS
THE RING OF FIRE, THE RING OF FIRE

>>532315423
Not all prisons allow the inmates to exercise

>>532314673
kill yourself

>>532311678 (OP)
>saw your dick
Who else has?

>>532315754
How are they gonna stop you from doing pushups in your cell?

>>532315164
Still assblasted at all the attention and content given to Mika over the past 7 months

>>532315564
>-80,000 pyroxene
>maxed out Sexy Seia, Mika and Nagisa
Don't think I wouldn't.

>finally get to read Misakis valentine
>reminded of their hard life
Rinny let me adopt them. Please. Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.

>>532315368
BECAUSE MAYBE
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES ME
AND AFTER ALL
YOU'RE MY WONDERWALL

>>532315862
Yeah, that and crunches alone will have you cut as hell if you have nothing better to do

Nonzero chance Akemi ate grilled cheese off the radiator in the can

>>532311678 (OP)
I just spent 30 minutes reading past threads cause of the update...

>>532315546
This shouldn't be enough to turn an ice woman horny and thaw her out like this

>there's an uma musume club in my office, about 5 people play uma musume, 3 of them are normies and never play gacha game before
>they invited me
>i said no thanks i don't like horse girl
thank god there's no horse grill in blue archive

last year summer events and girls were so bland and prudish but now i feel like we won the summer battle

no other gacha can get to this level of pandering + ero + soul

>>532315961
She had to compromise

>>532315830
>human blood in my food
I'm calling the FDA.

The dumb cat is finally learning...

>>532316048
Uo sex uo sex cunny cunny cunny cunny sex sex plap plap sex pomf sex get pregnant

>>532315997
Pretty sure you called her entire worldview into question you fucking slut

>>532316002
>thank god there's no horse grill in blue archive
yet

>>532315046
>>532315159
>>532315247
>>532315301
>>532315382
Understood, thanks bros
I'm not gonna be hitting endgame for a while anyway

>>532316048
Seia saved the game. She's doomed to doom her doom, so it becomes hope

>>532316080
>FDA
They allowed worse things blood.

Smoke weed everyday

>>532316002
Seia has a horse tail so she is a horse

Soom getting 3rd alt is kinda sketchy, she doesn't even get that much role in vol F

>>532316080
>>532316239
Like that recent experiment.

>>532316280
Delete this right now

>>532316174
>doomed to doom her doom, so it becomes hope
Sexy Seia Magica spin-off when.

>>532315805
>>532314824
babu

Yuuka will fry

>>532316048
The absolute irony of Seia doomposters shitposting all day until Seia herself saves the game. Twice even.

>>532315875
That's it, I'm setting her L2D on my list, I just need to pat her from time to time.

I also imagined seia as a horse when she was running in the minigame. Like a small trot

>>532316080
You're not worried about the microplastics you regularly eat instead?

>>532316002
Kind of blackpilling how much of a hold streamers have on normgroids. So many judges trying Uma because their favorite streamers did

Seia is a fox

>>532316316
Which one specifically? There are like 4

>>532316539
A horse fox

>>532315923
I feel sad about the rest of Arius kids left in the dark after volume 3

It's so sad to see my dear Saori beaten.

smeg

>>532316407
They never stopped shitposting.

Did anyone from /bag/ buy the zoos puppet?

>>532316656
A. Fox. Sneaky as a fox. Fast as a fox. Cunning as a fox.

HOPE? ANOTHER FLAWLESS VICTORY

KYAAAAAA

>>532316048
>last year summer events and girls were so bland
Well thats just false.

>>532316002
I think I shared this before about my workplace
>be me
>work in call center as IT
>floor has about 150 agents
>EVERYONE plays gacha
>genshin, hsr, wuwa, dragonball, naruto, pokemon poket, nikke, horses, gfl2, etc etc
>several woman actually play LADS and twisted wonderland
>only me like 3 other guys play BA
>we don't hang around since we literally don't care about 3DPD at all

Which characters should I already start farming with the free coins and Hard missions?

>>532316849
The answer lies in your heart (OP)

Is any chibianon around

>>532316528
I would never sell my body to biker mobs.

>>532316806
come on man compare swimsuit Saori with Hasumi

>>532317015
>left-to-right

>>532316805
>Seia got first in the app store

How does she do it?

>>532316721
smegs

>>532316723
There's way less of it nowadays.

>writers removed racist element from Mika, which was her defining character
>without it she lost what was interesting about her and now she is basically Mimori Mk.2 and nobody mentions her

>>532317101
I don't know about other people but I spent 16 thousand today.

>>532316409
God... Imagine year 1 momos with this level of writing as these momos.

>>532316721
>shirt
LET ME SEE THE MEGU MEGUS

>>532317106
I will now goon

>>532317007
Kek thanks found it

>>532317160
No way. What are they thinking. I need more racism, not less

>>532317160
Shit take

>>532317114
her areolae keep getting wider....

>>532317160
read the story

>>532317016
S.Saori may've been ass (or a lack of) but S.Hime and S.Hiyori were great. Also looking forward to S.Misakis release. Their event was also fun. Shit sprite aside Akemi is a welcome addition to the prisoners.

Funniest shit I've read all day.

>>532317160
here’s your (you) it was only a matter of time before someone made a dogshit take like this lmfao

>>532316721
>>532317114
Design so good

>>532316818
everyone looks down on you 3 dont they

>grinding challenges like a schizo for rolls
>Haley doesn't want to come home
I'M
I'M
I'M GONNA
CRASSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH

>writers removed doomer element from Seia, which was her defining character
>without it she lost what was interesting about her and now she is basically student Mk.2 and nobody mentions her

>>532317513
No way. What are they thinking. I need more dooming, not less

>>532316690
May we get more named Arius students some day.

>>532316721
I'm falling in love all over again...

I like the doujin where Ako's defining trait is she cant stop lactating.

I remember now does Hare still wanna smoke weed

>>532317609
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

>newfriend
>already posting gookako
The world is doomed

why is shun considered essential in pvp

>>532316721
Raw
Full creampie
Impregnation
Will take responsability
Zero doubt

bring back winter there's too many fucking kids outside near my lawn

>>532317646
ROON NO

>>532317609
That was good but please stop reminding me about it. I shouldn't be fapping now.

>writers removed fat element from Hasumi, which was her defining character
>without it she lost what was interesting about her and now she is basically boobie student Mk.2 and nobody mentions her

>>532317019
Heehee, good one

>>532317394
you truly dont believe they were auto censoring themselves last year?

>>532317807
Duuude S.Hiyori is so censored

>>532316690
Mine said that they shut down Arius and brought all the students to Trinity. You can only assume not a lot of them wanted to go, but its for their benefit, where they would receive gradual normalization training.

>>532317513
Doomers are cringe, they made the right call.

>>532317016
>>532317807
SEA rangeban when

My heart... It's even better than this >>532315875
>>532317609
Stop reminding me of Cow of Gehenna. This makes me want 3rd part.

>>532317687
Do we have other batteries that replace her and SShiroko

>>532317807
job check

>>532317751
Raw
Full creampie
Impregnation
Will take responsability
Zero doubt

what if they released a student named kako
would you post a goo kako

>>532317807
Oh totally. S.Hiyori's big bazingas swinging in my face was some real censorship. Shut the fuck up Thomas and don't ever fucking respond to me again. Was losing this year really that bad for your fragile ego? Faggot.

>>532318006
Copycat

>>532317687
Her skill that gives an immediate amount of EX meter.
PvP is essentially a quick draw competition, and Shun lets you start with your gun drawn and aimed at your opponent's head.

Reposting from the other tab.

The event opens on a smug Kasumi facing down an irritated looking Ichika. We then get a flashback covering the events of TTT. I'm not going over those. Then back to Ichika and Kasumi in what seems to be an abandoned warehouse.

>Kasumi: Because you insisted, I came all the way here. Are you planning to confess to me, Ichika-chan?
>Ichika: (with great difficulty) Help me, please.
>Kasumi: Haha! Oh relax, I'll help you. That's what friends are for, right?
>Kasumi: But... you handled yourself so well before on the train, right? (VERY SMUG) So what do you need my help for? Compared to you, I'm just a weakling. Depending on the situation, I might not be up to the task. (EXTREMELY SMUG)
>Ichika: My bad... I'm really sorry.
>Kasumi: I said it before, didn't I? We're alike. No matter how small the grudge - I'll never forget it. I was under the impression you held disdain for me.
>Kasumi: Oyaya? (Bondrewd noises) It seems my impression wasn't incorrect after all! Those eyes! They're filled with hostility towards me.
>Kasumi: How amusing. And yet, you're still lowering your head to me. Now, dear me, what on earth for?
>Kasumi: Why don't you tell me in detail?
Title card drop.

>>532318102
Kill yourself.

>>532317667
Cow of Gehenna. Where chinatsu was spying on them

>>532318013
Incredible.

>>532318090
I figured it would be something to do with her meter thing
Is she useful besides that?

the antischizos are as much as a problem as the monkeys

>>532317924
Who is your old favorite that Rio overthrew?

bros i just realized i don't actually have to do the dumb strategy minigame for every mission mode just to progress through it and unlock everything
we're so back

so whats the usual turnover between JP getting a banner and En getting it? Like a year?

>>532318329
delete this...please..

>>532317609
Ako has two lactation focused duologies from two different artists, pretty based.

>>532318424
6 months
Think about it, we're doing valentines right now

HOT CROSS BUNS
HOT CROSS BUNS
ONE A PENNY TWO A PENNY
HOT CROSS BUNS

>>532318226
She's kinda meh besides that. If she does activate her EX, she's able to snipe back-line characters, which is nice, but far from the most useful EX in the game. She's also on the fragile side and she has trouble dealing significant damage to tanks.
Her meter skill is just that big of a deal.

>>532318226
That cost is also useful for specfic speedrun raid strats, and various challenges and jfds

I am Skullman

>>532318102
Don't kill yourself

>>532318506
>think
I don't wanna

>>532318506
Me sitting here thinking about how February was like 3 months ago.

>>532318226
Once she activate her skill she will attack the enemy with the highest attack instead of the one in front of her acting like a proper sniper. Sometimes this is good

>>532318102
Just post the summary without mention the fucking "other side" please.

>use hoshino
>use shiroko
>win
PVP is that easy

>>532317924
>This makes me want 3rd part.
The author has been working on it. Chinatsu is joining in.

>>532318226
She always targets the enemy with the highest attack
Normally units don't do that

...What the actual fuck.
>christmas in July
heh.

>>532318749
He done a mentioned big saar...

>>532318749
You afraid? Lol

posting this from my second keyboard in my living room

>>532318848
how

>>532317609
I like this already

In the new battle pass, there is a little section of the menu that has a “live news feed” for kivotos

It confirms that Makoto lost a debate to a fucking parrot

Her voice filtered billions

>>532318373
farfie well done!

>>532317481
For playing BA? Well personally when asked if I play a gacha I just say I play HSR (which I actually play alongside BA).
If you mean bad looks since we're IT? Never had a bad experience, people (agents, staff, suits) always do dumb shit, brick their stations doing dumb shit and then they call us to go fix it.
So when we fix it they usually express relief (to us or themselves), however the number of issues increased 1000% after the owners decided to invest and implement AI on the company.
Generally it makes stuff that was trivial before more complicated and prone to errors.

Play Mahjong

>>532318273
Nah, she didn't overthrow my wife but she definitely removed someone from my L2Ds. There are still my 3
>must stay no matter the cost
L2Ds in my 10 - my wife (at least 1), Satsuki and Fat Shiroko.
>>532318424
In theory 6 months but it's getting shortened. We've accelerated 3 weeks before fes and even this week we should have only deca chapter I think but we've got valentines and NY Veritas rerun too.
>>532318795
>The author has been working on it.
Nice.
>spoiler
I mean, it was bound to happen after the ending of 2nd part.

>>532319108
looks too complicated

>>532318801
>Christmas
>in July

>>532318210
NMGK is a good girl.

>>532319108
I am not a Chinese grandma or a middle class white girl

>>532319302
>>532318210
The best girl and my wife.

Every single vshojo talent has had their vshojo twitter corpo affiliation removed.

Pretty much confirming EVERY single one has left or is leaving.

>>532319179
Rummy

Nigga, idc. DIE

STOP THINKING IT

>>532319302
I'd like to eat her puffy donut.

>>532319428
I coomed in foom

FUCK everyone who liked this post. Unfucking acceptable. This isn’t a joke, people could have FUCKING DIED, without the help of the Immune Deficiency Foundation. And the fact you posted this about iron mouse while she is suffering. Shame on you

>>532319485
>vtumors
>dubtumors at that
Disgusting.

>>532319030
Kill yourself

>>532316806
SAY IT

>>532319636
This! Give into your desires and fuck zoos

>>532319030
Alts for both of them soon as a reward.

i would rather have pinaspam than this garbage in my thread
PINAJUICE PINAJUICE PINAJUICE

>>532317849
That's genocide

>>532317807
Hello Thomas

thread is becoming ass

KSON HASN'T BEEN PAID SINCE LAST YEAR? NO THIS ISN'T EVEN JUST A ROBBERY ANYMORE... YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON @theGunrun

Is this it? Are vtubers finally imploding so I can never hear about them ever again?

>>532319108
no yaku, furiten penalty!

Fat

>>532319871
Every student should be like that

WHERE'S MY KAEDE DANGLE

>>532318329
Don't post this, it actually makes me want a pina gf

>>532319862
Too big

Nice thread, /bag/

>>532319880
She got that long neck

>>532319041
More like filtered faggots, her voice being like that is actually one of the sexiest things about Kasumi, it adds to the gap between her cuteness and her personality

>>532319485
i dont care, come back to me when theyre druggies on the street

>>532318801
>>532319301

>>532319981
Only a select few have dangles. It seems they rushed the thing?

>>532319041
I don't know why, I think she sounds cute as is.

>>532319636
I need Zoos...

>>532318969
Out of the nearly 100 doujin/eromanga I've translated, this was definitely in the top 5 most fun to work on

>>532319981
Wait your turn

>>532317014
Different chibianon, but yes

>>532319676
hope her next charity is giving her nutrient to the ground six feet under

>>532320276
What's the bet they'll only add like 10 more of these in a year

>>532319862
GUH

>>532316805
DORYAAAAAA

Be honest, /bag/. Would you roll for her collab?

>>532320449
who the fuck is that

>>532320287
Are the textures separate from the usual mesh in the game files on your end?

Thank you for the session, Shizuko

>>532320449
Literally who

>>532320449
Where is she from?

>>532320449
Probably. Design's cute and she's cute, but if she were to get sandwiched between two huge banners I'd be in trouble.

>>532320449
i dont even know who this is?

>>532319026
Proof of Makoto's stellar and unbeatable sophistry and rhetoric.
Parrots simply repeat what is said, in the face of such perfection what can Makoto do but admit the parrot is right, it's parroting her.
Only a fool incapable of accepting the truth and obsessed with arguing for arguments sake and "winning" would dispute their own stances parroted back at them.
While Trinity might pat them on the back for beating an animal in a debate, Gehenna is right enough to accept defeat by one.

>>532319041
Her voice is one of the best parts of her design.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDYMZsqqJ-k

>>532320187
You do know what I need in this moment

One last thing about Shiroko and I'm going to read Rio's Valentine momo.

instead of responding to bait, give me the (You)s instead.

I miss my niece.

>Kasumi and Megu are Gehenna's first swimsuit alts in 4 years
>Millennium still only has 1 swimsuit alt
You know I've got a great idea for next years summer events

>>532320181
They're doing them bit by bit, nerd.

>>532320449
I don't know who that is but I like her funny guns.

>>532319676
Who cares about a single mom. Next time get a father to the only person you are truly responsible for, only after that be a special princess to retards online.

>>532320449
/bag/ honorary vtuber, good thing she got that sponsor and even stream with the usual live stream cast

>>532320645
thats a pretty hot sensei

>>532320630
>Proof of Makoto's stellar and unbeatable sophistry and rhetoric.
>Parrots simply repeat what is said, in the face of such perfection what can Makoto do but admit the parrot is right, it's parroting her.
...I hate that this is a convincing argument.

I could snap her body in half if being too rough

>>532320675
wife, wife, and wife

>>532320675
>gradually smiling every chibi
cute

>>532320449
'ate collabs.
'ate skinwalkers.
Sana's done enough to earn a spark though. She's alright.

somebody post kasumi munching on a churro, I hate that image

>>532320630
BASED

>Read GDD manga
>Its just naked sensei bathing with giant naked dogmen
I can't see this without thinking of that one fanart

>>532320630
Pandemonium propaganda strongest propaganda in Kivotos...

>>532320758
t. homo

>>532321030
Midori would peek on me.

>>532321062
up yours faggot, i like seeing hot senseis because in my mind sensei has to be hot

how the hell do i do challenge 3?

>my gold on total ass survived
thank you saggy hag

>>532321156
incredibly fucking based. id rather be an attractive sensei than some fuckin bald meat golem sensei

>>532320645
>ignored the message of V1C3

Would you help them brush their teeth?

>>532321030
I mean I get the joke
During the girls bathing scene the manga focused on bara fanservice again as a misdirection, but somehow I don't care.

>>532321275
it really just stems from my own issues ngl, even if i had the hottest gf i would be dissatisfied if i didnt look good myself.

I don't know what to draw in the aggie

>>532321173
>don't have C.Kotama or that collab girl
>supports die like flies the moment a bear sneezes on any of them
It just doesn't work.

>>532321374
Why can't they just show GDD naked

>>532321275
I'd be bald n' ugly, because I like the trope of ugly withe the heart of Gold. But i'm also an enjoyer of attractive but distanced and does what needs to be done for his students.

>>532321442
zoos in a bikini

>>532320528
>>532320553
>>532320609
>>532320616
>>532320710
Natori Sana, THE Blue Archive vtuber.

>>532321156
>>532321275
>5'6" gook skelly with a jawline like a woman and boyband hair
>hot
I thought this was a western general?

>>532321489
The mangaka only cares about drawing them barefoot and drawing them fat

Why is no one posting the birthday girl?

>>532321442
bazoos

>>532321579
I'm dying

seia is an onahole

>>532321523
into the trash it goes

seia is my onahole

I can't goon.

>>532321579
I will post her in 10~ hours after I read her momotalks. I don't have a cafe invite ready.

>>532321030
Oh no, that means they were also caught by Sumire?

what the FUCK we’re they thinking with challenge 3?

>>532321408
idk I think the girls deserve an attractive sensei and shouldn’t have to settle for less

>>532321829
yeah exactly

to feel student raw

>>532321156
>>532321275
You're not wrong. There's a reason why all the students are attracted to him.

>>532321173
>>532321482
Don't use students with short attack ranges.

Students that would push me to be better and stop being such a low life?

>>532321823
>what can we do to make people pull on a rerun?

Does anyone have screenshot of sakurako's momotalk saying uwu?

>>532321823
the extra was way easier, what i did was put 3 long range students that dont eat random bear shots + koharu and just ako himari the sumire

>>532321981
They're imaginary, just like the chances of you getting your act together

>>532321983
KEKAROO!

>>532321579
>850x1203

3/2/2 looks better anyways, aruji-dono

>>532319862
Not big enough

Student for this feels?

>>532322059
I know I just wanted to play house for a few minutes.

Free 10 rolls ticket soon
https://x.com/chamusuke0/status/1947784333202493592

Give me the QRD on this student

>>532322154
hmm nyo it doesn’t

>>532322236
60% of /bag/ in high school

Who assed?

Biting Kayoko just like how Ozzy bit the bat

>tfw I went to pat Shiroko
>look at the clock
>spent last 5 minutes just patting her

bazoos paizuri

Ass hours?

>>532322236
ADD weirdo that everyone hates. Gets bullied a lot.

>>532322312
And today he bit the dust...

Okay, it's been long enough.

How do I guarantee my son with a ticket or whatever?

>>532322312
too soon

I want to see rio dancing again. Where is the link?

>>532322232
The privacy of your noggin is the one place you're allowed to let yourself be happy, however briefly
Don't let it become just another source of ill

God that's cute.

>>532321885
vagines

Renge's draconic anus...

>>532322461
Reisa loves you.

>>532322291
I still remember always going to the library to eat instead of the crowded lunch room

Alice is killing me in this decca chapter.
I aint built for this anymore. I'm too old and jaded and easy prey.

I'm emotionally attached to both Miyu and Mika, I want to tell them everything will be okay, I want to bring them to Schale and adopt and/or marry them, I want to make them happy. Why did the game have to hit my heart so hard with them?
Even worse, I love Aris as well, so I will never even try to attempt to raise their bond levels to max, because the game makes it impossible to do it with more than one student.
Thanks for reading my blog.

Speaking of El Hijo.
Did anyone here buy the Maki world of warships Collab?

Renge is 'ringe.

>>532322605
Please don't remind me...

>>532322668
I will or die trying.

>>532322674
>because the game makes it impossible to do it with more than one student
We have several /bag/gots that hit 100 with their wife and wifes alt
It's possible to do it with multiple students, it just takes time

>>532320675
Creampie, creampie and creampie

>>532315102
Yep, she's even hornier in her valentine momo.

>>532322668
She doesn't deserve to miserable.

What are you eating?

>>532322834
I'm going to save her.

>>532322791
>>532322834
Reisa spends happy Christmas day with her best friends

>>532322674
> Impossible
Skill Issue. That Junkofag(s) did it twice already.

>>532322834
why is she eating where people piss and poo

>>532322940
Big boy ass.

wakamo be like
>sensei! i love you from the bottom of my heart! please sign the marriage papers!

meanwhile seia after getting a voice
>sensei, youre my husband now, i wont take no for an answer

>>532322971
Who the fuck order the dog
That is a korean collab alright

why does it feel so wrong to go on valentine dates with everyone

>>532322971
Unironically would try Toki's cake.

Headpat time.

>>532322971
>Butterfly pee ade

>Kisaki drugged and raped me
>again
What the fuck, no other school leader does this. They just skip straight to raping me.

>>532323086
they're non-canon

>>532322827
>>532323051
So I'm not the only one who enjoys anuses here?

>>532320630
Impressive as always

>>532322826
>>532323030
I guess I can try by continuing what I'm doing, I can't bring myself to prioritize any of them, so the bond points will always be split between the three of them, ignoring alts. EOS before I hit 100, I bet, I'm late to the party.

>>532323138
>drugs you and calls you clueless
What's her problem?

Don't forget to plap your students, bag

I... just can't look away...

The prophecy...

>>532322971
What are those prices? I can get a full sized carrot cake for less that pitiful Toki cake.

>>532323368
Instagram cafe tax + collab prices tax = not fucking worth it.

>>532322971
>Think about spending $18 for a two inch slice of cake
>immediately start crying

Could l interest you in a rabbit meal?

>>532322894
I genuinely think Rio's momos are so far some of the best I've read in BA.

Do they explain the barebones Mika swimsuit in event?

We already have a big booba Seia at home, and her name is Kaho yet none of you want to talk about her!

>>532322971
wtf toki you greedy bitch, $18 for THAT

>>532323513
Or perhaps a police meal?

>>532320543
From the latest update or just in general? I don't have the latest update since I deleted emulator. Whose chibi are you looking into?

>>532322674
agreed, Mika and Miyu stir something in my heart that makes me want to protect them

it's the white knight feeling you don't get with many girls

>>532323602
...I have to admit, putting a mini donut on that drink actually has me curious enough to be willing to try it.
Not sure what the point of the ice cream on the plate next to a donut is though. I'm getting old.

>>532322971
Neru tendies please

>>532323602
Kirino, what the FUCK is that?

How did Ichika go from “Look over here, Sensei! I’m holding a balloon” to “Sensei, I got you, you won’t be able to escape”?

>>532323602
>Fubuki's lunch
>Should be a dozen donuts
>They're too "health conscious" to do that

>>532323602
Not only is that Kirino one a complete what the fuck, that burger literally looks fake as shit

Do any of these girls have parents

>>532322971
imagine being fucking retarded enough to spend that much
people who willingly scam themselves should be castrated or euthanized

I am still not caught up on the story. Will the tree of sephiroth event be viewable later if I don't touch the story parts for now?

>>532323810
Jokes on her, I am willing so by definition it’s not rape

>>532323839
The only sensei that would, I

>>532323513
Very cute Moe and Miyu.
I feel like Saki's bobcut should be more fluffy though.
Miyako is there too I guess.

>>532318102
Here's the second part of Tea Party Summer.

I'm just putting it in an image format because honestly it's way too much text. Please let me know if it's too difficult to read.

>>532323792
>>532323867
It's just a burger on top of a cup of fries

>>532323919
Yeah, you can just access it from the Story menu

-Ironmouse is leaving VSHOJO
-Ironmouse is owed a significant amount of funds
-VSHOJO owes over half a million to the Immune Deficiency Foundation
-VSHOJO did not pay the chairty the 515k raised from her last subathon a year ago.
-She is a independent VTuber now
GO SUPPORT MOUSY!

>>532323602
>mug cannot be taken home
Gay.

>>532323889
No

>>532323919
Tree of Sephiroth is a gacha that spits out free mats and exp items based on how much AP you use each day, as a way of celebrating the new chapter coming out

Feel free to skip it if you don't want free shit with mild spoilers.

>>532323953
it's fine

>>532323074
Nope, it's Singapore. Right up your alleyway for the GL fanbase who feel left out.

>>532323810
Does Ichika tell me to walk her gently tonight?

>>532323602
wtf, kirino?
i just want my burger and chips on a plate

>>532323138
Would you fold or survive the night?

>>532323953
It's okay.

>>532323810
She was always like that. She just stopped holding back.

>>532324162
Replace Hoshino with Ayane and I'd fold this instant

>>532324017
Thanks

>>532324049
From what I can tell I can access the blue shiny stuff shop without doing the story.

>>532323810
Ichika got a complex in her base version, she had no passion in anything, and Sensei basically assured her that she will find one one day.
Well it turns out that passion is RAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPE.

>>532323953
Lol why is Seia such a twat

I went to the FFXIV Eorzea Cafe in Yokohama today…and please…this is supposed to be a taco al pastor………

Pita bread?? Tomato sauce? GREEN PEAS? AND MANGOES???????????

>>532324162
Makoto would use the full extent of her power to save me from getting raped (it works for 3 seconds)

>>532324031
get a life

>>532323810
that perspective makes it look like sensei is barely taller than her

>>532324162
>dunno about her
>she would be too afraid to jeopardize how Sensei views her
>rapist
>too dumb to rape
>rapist
>50/50
>genuine Sensei's rights respecter
>too autistic to rape
>she's the one who'd provoke you to correct her

did you save at least 2 sparks for next month?

>>532324257
It'll take you like 30 minutes to read all of Volume EX. Its surprisingly not that long considering it was never meant to be a full volume. There's a huge tone shift halfway into the story where it stopped being an event and started being a story chapter

The game kinda expects you to start reading volume EX early on since it explains what all the giant machines you keep fighting during raids are

>>532324240
Sorry elf fucker but school leaders only.

This was the best food collab. Actually things the characters eat

>>532324260
>>532323953
Forgot image.

>>532323810
>trusting anyone holding a red balloon looking for your attention to have your best interests at heart
Has Stephen King taught you nothing?

>>532324404
what the fuck do they mean by right mouse button?

>>532323810
Looks like she's doing the kabedon

>>532324485
The chinese pay in mouse buttons

asking yuuka to audit my cocke and balls

>>532324162
Aren't you forgetting someone
>but Kaya
Prison. The seat is open.

VSHOJOが非常にいい会社だ!と言っていた自分を振り返ると笑えますね、非常に笑えます。都合のいいウソのも信じるバカです。皆さん笑ってください。これまでいろんなことがあって、また信用してはいけない人を信用してしまうとは、なんて運のない女だと
それでもここまで応援している人がいることを考えると、私はまだまだ運がいいと思います、楽しいことをいっぱいしよう!死ぬ以外はかすり傷!!

>>532324261
Im sorry the only good mexican food I had in japan is Taco rice in Okinawa

>>532323810
i don't think that's a kabedon?
just putting his hand on sensei's shoulder calmly
>that perspective
so, sensei is around 170-175cm?

>>532324268
Makoto would actually save you from the rape but then accidentally rape you herself

>>532324261
Well, they still have to cater to Japanese stomachs, anon. Pretty sure all of the salarymen would shit themselves on the spot if they ate real al pastor sauce.

>>532324368
no but I'll have enough by the time their banner comes around

>>532324485
My sides.
It's short for renminbi. "People's Currency".

>>532324261
fruit don't belong in tacos

>>532324789
pineapple in al pastor tacos tho

>>532324162
Tea Party gangrape… I’m thinking…

Why's miyako like this?

>>532324957
like what

>>532324261
>taco
that's more like cheesesteak for me

>>532324693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEg_d2f6myw

>>532324957
People like to have gomen yuuka memes
People don't realize that gomen miyako with saki is even bigger

>>532325026
not bing