Thread 532354275

>Summer Sweep-Up: Slayer & Misc
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/summer-sweep-up-slayer--misc?oldschool=1

>Varlamore The Final Dawn Launches July 23rd!
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/varlamore-the-final-dawn-launches-july-23rd?oldschool=1

>Poll 85: Clan Chat & Player Tweaks
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/poll-85-clan-chat--player-tweaks?oldschool=1

>The New Renderer Beta is Out Today!
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/the-new-renderer-beta-is-out-today?oldschool=1

>I'm new, what should I do?
Quests:
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Optimal_quest_guide
Diaries:
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/Achievement_Diary

>Communication & Info
Website: https://osrs.game/
Wiki: https://osrs.wiki/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/OldSchoolRS

>2025 /osg/ EHP Competition
https://templeosrs.com/competitions/standings.php?id=28571

lost? the rs3 general has relocated to >>>/vm/

new >>532274984

pointing and laughing at op

another easy one for me i have a phd in math and 142 iq so things like this are just really simple for me

you were screen peeking it doesnt count

lol no sweatie its because me as a 142 iq wowfugee as well my brain works at a much faster tickrate than osrs players whose brain works on 600ms ticks its just science

monkey room is still too hard

we dont have monkey room in f2p

omg meriipu just plapped thats crazy
i wonder if she wants to have my burnt fish to sell bc ill never find a buyer

excuse me

you had to be there

jmods COOKED with the final dawn

green helm woth a snelm

got a snelm on me but dont call me a snelmhead

>>532354972
you know me my lobster tab swallows everything
I undercut myself just a smidge but only by like 500k maybe

was bronzeman mode finale a flop

ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN (DOO ODOO SOMETHING DOODOO)
the monster fridge is RATTLING

is this the eoc update finally

perfect use of 40 minutes i think

hello i asked a question can you stop being rude

>Avernic Treads
>Any variant using Primordial Boots still counts as Dragon Boots for Treasure Trail purposes.
More UIM pandering.
Based as fuck.

>>532356029
isor more like eye sore

do you all prefer small d tgirls or big d tgirls or even medium d tgirls
for me it depends on my mood

dont make fun of me for being a green helm please ill cry

>>532356107
this is more so just being consistent rather than uim pandering

So is the dscim obsolete now? Is this gonna be the new weapon we see all the faggot ironmen with?

the dscim became obsolete with the zombie axe you friggin moran

>>532356535
>mini voidwaker with a bit of a dot tacked on
lolwut

the upgraded boot sshould not require the dumb prayer/def level

jagex is killin this game

wow in the mud guzu is back on osrs

>>532356528
It's still inconsistent.
Fucking helm of neitiznot stash.

>>532356535
It's a budget spec weapon, also having a niche for being low-risk alternative in the wilderness.
Monkey Madness 1 would be a lot easier to complete first based on 48 slayer alone.

why wont huey drop his wand for me

because u dont want it bad enough

>>532356535
>>532356693
maybe it will be aids to reclaim like you have to do a 3-4 minute run to some npc

wow has more players
runesissy over here getting uppity over 100k players

your wrong ive been killing huey for a week straight and i dont intend on stopping until i get the wand. ive already had to fix my blood moon armour twice

100k runescape players is like 5 million wow players its a big deal chud

what do wow players even do when they beat the raids

they play runescape

chat it is time to clean up my desk and maybe try out the monster while questing varlamore2 the final dawn

youre doing it on purpose to piss me off

Wtf i was suppose to be farming byro with the boosted rates?

ugh i have to do 3 quests to get this stupid new weapon this is unfair jagex you should be giving itto me FOR FREE

Got a cg run in before this dumb update didn't get the drop thought god damnit

shut it ugly or else i will give you indian burn

Day 1 quests yay

when does quest helper for the new quests drop

games down?

i cant log in is it down for anyone else

what the frick jagex u reset the game while i was still gotr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO FREAKING INCONSIDERATE!!!!!!!!!!

I thought they made it so patching is instant

lil sis needs quest helper im dead

i have to go to the psychiatrist...... and either way im still stuck at huey before i can do the new quests :(

Swear the new boss better shit out snapdragon seed

>dscim is now useless
bros.............

>>532358573
Don't worry, it will forever look cooler than whatever varlamore vomit jagex has produced this time around.

WELL I GUESS I HAVE TO GIRL GOON TO CUTE STREAMER GIRLS FOR THE NEXT 20 MINUTES!! FREAKIN THANKS JAGEX

so with the new gem crab boss are 3rd age pickaxes going to spike to an all time high price imagine mining the gem crab with like a dragon pick omg that would be so embarrassing everyone panic buy 3rd age pickaxes

im going to make mac and cheese

drinking water #hydration

>>532358573
still gonna be worth doing early for xp

me personally im too poor for a 3rd age pickaxe

>>532358809
what?

>>532358573
the spec to cancel overheads will still have usecases

Why is the doom boss so small wtf

why is your cock so small wtf

are you talking to me

i was expecting it and the arena to look cooler maybe they look better on the deeper levels

it's up

>>532358809
is that what you look like

getting the runey shakes rn, when are the servers coming up girls

may as well shower...
there's no telling how long it will be til the next update

im not showering until i get my huey drop

Sailing next update...

This Varlamore Expansion Is INSANE! Full Tour | feat. Scritic

>>532358809
not only do they know about my morning /pol/ session, they know about the cup of OJ

you lose pheromones when you shower stupid

my birdhouses are overdue, thanks jagex

>>532358573
what did they add wtf

hate watching gnomonkey and his manicured eyebrows

Shitty slash torag hammer

why is the new blog written is zoomerspeak

>>532359607
>>532356535

where am i supposed to use the new double hit stab weapon? eclipse moon?

>>532359837
check the wiki

i'd wreck you all in the wildie, hop on world 154 and meet me there

itswill early squad

okay ill see you there on world 154

>>532359964
im there wya

uhmmm uhmmm we want to make this new place really really big for 0 reason so it looks good for the shareholders what can we put here uhmmm oh! i know lets just shove another fucking hunter area

Fuck it I'll do all the varlamore quests I haven't had my quest cape since they added this stupid place about time I get it back.

Just woke up, what items did this update nerf,buff etc I want to make money at the GE

Mod north w

>>532356535
scimitars are fucking gay and it's lamentable that a weapon which looks like that is optimal

ready for the additional 3 hour downtime for jagex account users

woox live

>>532360092
monkey nuts

>corruption guantlets usuable in pvp
>Freezes dont splash after the 2nd freeze
Heh i can't wait for reddit to lose their minds

GUZU LIVE

>>532356535
is that going to be the pve spec weapon between dragon dagger and burning claws?

>>532356535
Welcome back cheap korasi sword for pvp

can someone @ me when servers are up

>servers will be down until 10am
>10am and still cant load
>servers will be down until 10:15 am

its up

its down

Inb4 jagex forgot a 0 and the servers fuckup for the rest of the day

clientsisters... when are we back?

theyre rolling back a fucking week omg

>10:16
>servers still down

clientsis... i dont think we're gunna make it...

theyre literally not still down stop lying

by up i meant my penis im spending the downtime by masturbating

can you girls have some perspective the servers dont matter laura palmer is literally dead

>>532360910
my character is 4 days old, what happens?

wow ok so u just break my client with an update ok fuck u fagex

its up

works on my machine

Area looks amazing thanks mod jed

I have a $30,000 computer and im playing right now.

im never gonna finish my hellhound task...

>>532361021
no it's not

>>532361350
check again

okay im checking... yeah, its up

its down

IT'S UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My cock

I'm jonesing jagex
get back up already

Digits and it will be delayed again

did you know laura palmers theme is in runey youve gotta hand it to the nonce
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Distant_Land

Its over WoW won

a fletching minigame is pretty dumb
still gonna do it though

death to jagex, i have 4000 maple longbows to fletch

its up!!
my clitoris

FUCK MOD NORTH. GNOMONKEY SAID HE WAS BAD

I cannot believe I will finally have a use for 12000 yew logs I cut.

mod north saved osrs

>>532361642
Mod north killed the LGBTQ community in this game.

Fuck him.

>>532361569
world is a fuck

It's not letting me log in, I'm brown

shit am I gonna have to get more quetzal feed for these flight points?
had exactly enough for all the ones we already had

>>532361563
it's not even a minigame its like birdhouses

if mod norf wants to fix da game and save chagex from death he shud fire the lgtv+2 community devs since dey only add homosex content and not good content

oh my rod youre so ruckin lucky zoggy got ranced

Mod North is secretly a homo which is why he removed pride

WHAT THE FRICK JAGEX!!!!!!11111111

I NEED FUCKING RUNEY BACK NOOOOOOOW!!!!!

another failure launch from mod north it might be time to step down hes failing this game repeatedly

why does odablock talk like scooby doo doesnt he know dogs are haram

weird it works for me? must just be affecting us worlds

mod north kicked my dog and called it a fag

hurry up jamflex

JaGEx can't even code an apostrophe properly

qotd is jagex cooking or are they cooked?

game is dead
time to move on

im not answering that qotd someone think of a better qotd

Genomemonkey is the best player of all time

clannies bring such bad vibes

>>532358809
Anon pointed out that the writers thought "image folder" was an actual physical image folder.

im online but the worlds are soooo empty its like i have entity hider on

gnomonkey is a portmanteau of gnome and monkey which are two of the lesser races inhabiting gielinor

>>532362237
lies
login server isn't even up

odablock is a better pvmer than gnome monkey and hes a better pker so hes basically the best osrs player

it was up you dont need the login server to play after youre logged in stupid ass

Gnomemonkey gets hard carried by plugins

Gnome hasnt even done any crazy self imposed challanges

im in and shes right the worlds are soooo empty its like i have entity hider on

that's so offensive it's a good thing neither of them can read

its up now

jagex is working their magic on my back-end right now iykwim

omg finallyyy

idkwym

In

>>532362678
STOP ANTI-ING ALL MY POSTS YOU PSYCHOPATH

turn on CNN

stop yelling

me?

Where the crapybara

can somebody give me these in non letter clocks
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/game-status-information-centre?oldschool=1

JAGEX GIVE US FREE MEMBERS AS COMPENSATION NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>532362827
IT SHOULD'VE COME UP 20 MINUTES AGO DUMMY

>>532362827
why tf is their UTC time in 12hr
UTC is exclusively a 24hr time standard

>>532362972
its for the stupid americans

Why do people buy bonds when you can buy gold for a fraction of the price?

>>532362827
here u go

i can tell both kinds of time because i dont have trouble adding two numbers less than or equal to 12

>>532363004
I am also a stupid american
I just know time
it's less useful since anywhere you look up UTC time say time.gov it's gonna be in 24hr format

Mod north killed osrs

because buying gold is against the runescape ToS and will get u banned

the MOD NORTH FAILURES keep STACKING UP #stackupdate #stacks #bigstacks #modnorthstacks

wow imagine not knowing how to read 24 hour time lmao

Mod North saved this game. My goat

i think their problem is they only know how to read 24 hour time

cool update (its not a cool update i was being sarcastic ;) )

2 minutes.. surely this time.

>>532363140
2 day ban? Lol

so this is how runescape dies huh....

>>532363421
2 day ban and they take the gold from your account dumdum and if u keep doing it u get perma banned

it should be perma on first offense

with thunderous meriiplarps

just logged in

omg omg

I'm in boys for real

>>532363456
U use a dummy account, buy materials, trade them to main and then don't really care.

OMFG!!!!!!!!!! ITS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP!!!!!!!

NEW LOGIN SCREEN OMG
OMG NEW LOGIN SCREEEEEEEN

>>532363456
Jagex doesn't care about gold buyers. They need them for bots to buy bonds from retards.

>>532363504
>>532363530
>>532363590
>>532363607

just beat the doom of mokihatl

>>532363642
ok go buy 5 bil and tell me how well that goes

looks like you only have to build a landing site for kastori, other ones are prebuilt

>>532363607
yeah im thinking we're back ;)

death squads for gold buyers

finally i can can fletch my maple in peace

>>532363642
>>532363537
>>532363421
>>532363058
just say you're stupid and dont know how to make gold

omg wow this is the best update in osrs of the history of osrs... wow... just wow...

birdperson

Why are there Mexicans in my game

they COOKED

>delve boss first levels are as difficult as the corrupted gauntlet
i can barely do cg...

>varlamore drops
Cool, now im going back to training agi

>>532364598
Cg is not even hard though. Just figure out the layered priorities and make sure you never ever die, and then worry about maximizing your dps.

idk wtf im doing i need a quest guide...

any guess as to which one it is?

omg

>>532364885
The smithing one.

>>532364885
>not finishing the diary when the cap was 252 qp
ngmi

>>532364967
>>532365029
wrong

just erected my totem

>>532365102
>she doesn't have 50+ runecrafting and the gotr outfit
ngmi

wow can i see

>>532364021
Unemployed hands typed this.

wow the first 7 floors of the new boss are so easy

>>532365229
>you have to be a jobless neet that no lifes the game to know basic moneymakers that can make you gp
lol retard

servers are dying

mod ash is crying

whats the door password i wasnt paying attention

sigh girl is sigh...ing

>>532365651
6 9 6 9

>>532365195
maybe rsn?

midzy

i need me a metzli gf frfr

>jagex still hasnt flushed out kourend
>lovakringe pisscarilus and arceeus still look like shit

omg the queen is such a freaking girlboss!

>>532366102
or fairy tale part 3

>>532365379
You sound resentful.

>>532366102
dw this will come out in 2038

tf is with the baby hippos

Is the fang the next step after the whip?

so every update is going to make this game easier

thanks for the update jagex I will now train 99s on the crab

um i didnt know the new bracelet was a guaranteed barrage item for pvp

nobody tell her teehee

Thanks for the gem crab perfect for noobies like me whilst maxed chud's seethe about their "investment" being devalued

soulja boy tell her

>>532366343
back in my day we didnt have big seaweed
us irons had to buy from charter ships

OMG.
Call the wiki.
Jagex added spiders here.

>Log basket now has a right-click empty option
FUCKING FINALLY.

qa has been slacking on this new quest the pathing is so bad like it tries to make you pick up stuff throug hwalls instead of pathing around

>Fletching activity gives anime bark
Neat.

>>532366613
thought it already had that
definitely did in the bank

OMG

>>532366832
You had to go through the "check" dialogue box.

Sigh, guess it is back to hunter rumours.

>>532366852
wow is it annoying to get to

any guess as to which 460 they are?

>>532366993
Not to far away.
The transport spot is this >>532366987 , but it needs to be built first.
There is also a flower patch there.

>>532367209
glad i saved all my feed

whomst the frick is King Lathas?

So is this new gem crab going to make combat training insanely easy now?

did he just they me

>>532367275
Did a second scan of the map.
There is a fruit tree patch just north of the bird spot.
There is a tree spot in the Nemus Retreat. Only seems to have a teleport via the mountain guide from the Quetzacalli Gorge.

theres apparently a new best sawmill too

>>532364021
I just bot the game. You are all retarded if you do anything else.

lower levels are cg tier
higher levels are inferno tier
um cg is harder than inferno sisters?

I am on my way to teach these mexicans about the holy word of Saradomin.

>>532367452
you should check your pronouns in settings maybe theyve defaulted to they them

odds on shadow being bis at the baby shadow boss

in the promotional video with content creators they were all zcbing it

THIS changes EVERYTHING

>>532368063
nope I just checked
the dev was either lazy or did not know the format strings or whatever

they have them use retarded methods for promos on purpose

>>532368260
well the cam torum dwarves are a bit racist so maybe they like think all hoomans looks same or something

Making my own bots for the game is more fun than actually playing the game.

>>532368087
jagex will probably use the wierd ass armour mechanic like they have for moons

the egg quest was kino

i have no idea what this is but i'm spooned

>>532368583
i want that mechanic on player armor that would be fun

sis this update... just... wow...

>>532368669
That'd devalue all the Torva so it's never passing polls.

they buffed fletching and what for

what on earth

>>532368814
torva would still have bis strength. the real reason is it would make pvp tanking more viable and thats unwanted even though we keep adding more ohko potential and combos

they finally realised fletching is a pointless skill

>>532369005
Well duh, bigger number is what people play this game for, not to make things go slower and more boring.

>>532369072
Hopefully Smithing's next.
And then once those two are reworked, we can finally get Warding.

torva needs to be devalued
make nex not shit
thanks jagex

new fletching thing gives anime bark -> want to do it before forestry -> cant because no logs from only doing sulliusceps and teaks for planks
this game..

how do i get the chud hat?

>easyscape sawmill
>no more pvp risking
>no autism with balloons/ring of elements
holy fuck thank you jagex

if they let content creators playtest and tell them the correct way to kill the boss doesnt that kill the fun of learning the boss day 1 since there will instantly be guides

woah I can't believe x now

your making my tummy hurt

>be me
>start WC with max EHP method instead of balanced resource/xp method because I'm an ADHD brainrot zoomzoom
>complain that I don't have resources and blame Jagex
>suck on a cock later in the evening
lvdo

do you think he vibefights

that wasnt my point pukechud

>>532370419
meriipu all that talk about being called they and you hed a she

see ya boys

Someone has already completed delve and sold their tread drop. Gnomonkey is hardstuck on floor 3.

>>532370454
omg

yeah... im gunna wait till questhelper updates first ;)

the final boss is fucking impossible...

>be me
>post absolute garbage braindead take
>get called out for being a rat
>backpedal but don't provide more info (there isn't any)
yike

im getting that antler gaurd
peak ironman raids budget gear

>combat xp lamp
I HATE PURES I HATE PURES I HATE PURES I HATE

55k free prayer xp oh yes~

if you want to greenlog forestry it would be useful to know how much anime you get from greenlogging fletching first but thats backwards because the logs you fletch should be coming from forestry
did that simplify it enough for you or should i use more four letter words to keep you from puking everywhere again

um sisters..... my questhelper isnt working...

ironbros were eating good

so wait can you not even get to the cool island

gort my antler guard in 82 kills :D
i like it

>>532371381
ugh its going to be a sailing only town with a little port bank isnt it

can someone make a list of all the ezscape they added so i can take advantage of it

>>532371493
sawmill
antler guard
fletching or something

is antler guard just dead content if I already have a dragon defender and odium ward

>>532371493
new tree fruit tree calquat patches

>>532371729
save inv slot and gives +5 prayer so better for afking i think

>>532371381
lvl 85 sailing req sorry :)

why is jagex so fucking gay 10 day mute for literally nothing

did you hear something

owned noob

remember when st0ck got muted for saying troon and then posted on reddit whining about it

the slayer fuckers inflict bleed that goes through prayer

i dont remember that because muted girls are shadowbanned

uhm how am i supposed to do quests without quest helper

is there a clip of anyone beating delve 8 yet

use your brain and maybe ask a friend for a hint if youre stuck

can i get muted for being racist in zezima?????

yeah gnomonkey did it

boaty is on wave 6!!

new delve boss looks gay and cringe

>>532371389
Do you need the new quest? What gear did you use?

no farthest gnomonkey got is 7 so far

bo'eh mogs

fucking bullshit

omfg boaty is on level 7!!!!!!!!!!

varalmore 3 is out

So it's better to leave bows unstrung and use them on totem fletching game?

randos already finished it no streamer world firsts this time

im already botting it

Can someone explain to me why the blowpipe is better than any crossbow for the waves before jad? I keep dragging stuff to me because of the how short the range is.

do you think d3k will complete delve level twelve

we need more weapon diversity except for bis you WILL use scythe shadow tbow

Chat I don't have the meme making ability to make this image macro meme.
Meme format: Holy shit two cakes.
Panel one: Noooo, sailing will remove my max cape
Panel two: Holy shit, more diaries to grind for.
This is still in the concept phase, so please give any feedback.

what do you get for delve? inferno magic cape?

thank gosh boaty swapped to kick now i dont have to deal with the shitty adblock blocking twitch ads and making the stream lag

magic dwh and guaranteed barrage bracelets

>>532373283
seems like it
anyone know how many totems fit in a run
I don't think you need all 8
considering each totem needs 5 items

gay wand
gay gloves
gay boots
gay pet

wait boaty might the be the goaty

im half gay

new slayer enemy drops the purple seeds

youre floor(half gay) bitch

about to crash out at this egg puzzle

>>532373765
I use 5 logs and the rest are bows. Start from miniquest totem and run south and bank at the island bank after 4th. No idea if it's efficient.

i'm still stuck in 2017 so i'm killing zulrah so i can get my blowpipe to go god wars

the huaktuah seeds

>>532373990
5 is what I just did too
They last longer the high level tree it is so yews or magics you'll use more totem spots compared to lower tier trees since they last more ent cycles

the quest helper made the egglet retarded

gnomonkey died

I had sex with B0aty after a Boris Brejcha gig in Brixton during the unusually warm winter of 2019.

>>532371175
puring is puerile

>>532374132
how long until he starts whining about being broke

gnomemonkey's ui is awful

>>532374194
uhhhh boaty bros?

>>532372367
>that shit is niggersy
u tell me

>>532373765
Weird what was the point of adding bowstring storage if stringing bows is bad now.

>>532374194
did u wear a dog mask?

>>532374518
bad for xp
good for money

>>532374518
just checked it will take strung bows at the totems

shut up jiblet

omfg this new boss is IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does anybody know what the fletching knife does?

yeah you use it to fletch logs

>>532375036
yes

>>532375036
1 tick faster
still takes up an inventory slot though since you still have to use it for normal fletching. It is equipable though which is nice for totems

>>532375123
Seems very meh, but I'll do it for the clog.

>>532374724
Same exp?

who up admiring they stump

tranny sash cant speak anymore? such a shame I should report the alt Dont like trans and brown

>>532375494
I didn't check that

gnomonkey got 8

I Spoke to Pirate Software’s Ex-Roommate

who is the girl on gnomonkeys stream she sounds fat

GNOMONKEY GOT WORLD FIRST

stop glazing gnometard

new OSRS quests are so much better designed than the older ones, they're much more intuitive and don't rely on as much random guesswork to solve

i had fun today

gnomemonkey is having sex with his post op wife

i got a headache today

>>532375973
Yeah quests like Underground Pass and Legend's Quest have aged very poorly. Well UP is still kino but LQ is just pure shit.

>>532376072
I like both those quests
UP has quite possibly the most atmosphere of any quest in the game
legends is a bit excessive but still interesting

now what?

WHERE IS HE?

SLAY-ER-MU-SIQ
>clap clap clapclapclap
SLAY-ER-MU-SIQ
>clap clap clapclapclap
SLAY-ER-MU-SIQ
>clap clap clapclapclap

im currently doing: finished dt2 and the new quests today so i got my quest cape
im currently listening: the new music

i wish we had ff14 fashion mods for runeyscape

>>532376978
Cosmetics ruined wow.

they have those on rs3 go play that if u want to play dress up

i feel like the three singing sisters in tal teklan are a reference to something, but i'm not smart or cultured enough to know what

>>532376590
How would you rank them in terms of enjoyment?

>>532377286
shadows of custodia was whatever
Scrambled was a good shitpost quest
Final Dawn is good all around but feels way too easy especially when the only thing it really unlocks is that endgame boss that is significantly harder than the quest.

Please let the new quests be good
Please don't let the delve boss be sweaty faggot streamer content
Please let the fletching activity not be a complete slog

remember to report sash on discord and brown and trans people!

do you think mod foreigner-kun will accept my appeal

cops wear bulletproof vests whats the problem with shooting them its bullshit im getting arrested for this

yeah don't drop the berserker ring idc lo!

Started OSRS last month and it takes still ~1month grind to get combat skills to max. Love the game.

based retard

does he know

chat we have completed the big quest

Brendan Schaub UPSET He Can't Do Stand Up Comedy Anymore!!!

>>532378293
Go progress your account instead of being a retard afk combat monkey

Ok

crab boy crab boy

>>532377943
you got muted cause you said retarded,and it hurts peoples feelings. you can say shit, fuck, asshole, and dumbass but you can't say retarded or call another person a dumbass

>>532378406
no. nmz fun. numbers go up = fun.

why is feedorsneed not taking immediate action to a person literally admitting to reporting people? Unless hes also a reporter no wait that cant be true

>>532378383
cooms of amascute

lil bro cucked himself out of the best cape in the game oh no no no

i report every chud in the cc and i wont be stopped

the quest unlocks a full 25 min afk woodcutting method that profits 3m an hour

how are you making 3m per hour is it afk

>>532378690
but you have to do tons of quests to be able to do slayer effectively.

hmm with new gaunts and boots magus ring does not give a max hit so basically you can just camp lightbearer and not have to switch boots

>>532378416
please try to be nicer to people (it doesn't cost anything)

does anyone want to listen to tally hall with me

>>532375973
The plots and interactions and ambience for older quests are much better. I agree that random items are annoying but its not like its that much of a hassle to go get them, you're just used to nu-jagex hand holding at every step of the way, the older ones felt like more of an adventure. The small minigames and some of the puzzles in the new quests are cool, DT2 was neat with the mini tower defense and shadow realm areas and the trials in the heart of darkness were neat too

we needed a new herb patch idgaf about a calquat patch

i mean how do i do it not is it afk you said its afk

nevermind it's only 10 minutes of afk, after that it starts giving you regular logs instead of demon tears if you don't restart the woodcutting

adam's bones new discontinued quest item

>>532378746
So, what is the method??

cuntstodian cunters

has anyone made a list of every single thing that all the new stuff drops

>>532379479
I got a dragonstone from gem crab

guys gimme a lil hint
two - six and ten
what does it meeeeeeean

>>532379730
I'm stuck too
Specifically he says 2 and 60

>tears of guthix - Tormented demons
>dragon slayer 2 - Vorcath
>Song of the elves
Okay I beat RFD and got my barrow gloves what's my next big goal?

I brute forced the sun puzzle in the new quest, does anyone actually understand how it works?

i have nothing interesting to say

im waiting for quest helper

>>532379479
I did the fletching activity for a bit.
- Birds nests (including seed/ring nests)
- Flax (inside of a bundle)
- Dirty arrow tips, which clean into random other arrow tips (I've heard dragon is possible?)
- Anime bark
- Willow roots, I assume other tree roots too
- Ent seeds, which I gave to the ents for more birdsnests. I think I may have actually got that from woodcutting in the new area.

>>532379901
SOTE.

>>532379730
Disregard ten, north is eight and south is four. Good luck.

i hope you stay dead i hope you stay dead

now that the dust has settled what went wrong

>>532380271
Nightmare mode was kind of a dumb and forced concept.

>>532380178
oh ok got it now anon thanks
still not sure what the actual way of solving it would be though

>>532379182
I buried Alan's bones.
Rest in peace, little buddy. You're with Nieve and Bob now.

i thought the sun puzzle was pretty intuitive but wtf were you supposed to do for the brazier one i just guessed

reasonable take
they should delete NMZ
shit's dumb and ugly

That last post on reddit crying about other people in the game? That was me

>>532379990
racist ass crackas

GNOMONKEY CONFIRMED BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD. ANOTHER MOD NORTH L

>>532380103
What does it unlock besides the gauntlet? Which is less money than tds and vorcath

to that anon that posted the plugin that puts a price check button in the right click menu that plugin sucks ass it doesn't even work on noted items

to that anon that posted the plugin that puts a price check button in the right click menu that plugin sucks tits it even work on noted items

>>532380649
Oh, you're a bondie.
Go do Dragon Slayer 2 and then kill Vorkath 1000 times then.

incredible naturals

I bought here...

i dont like that anons here watch all the same yt channels i do

So anyway the problem was someone crashed me while doing slayer

i'm going to do it
i'm going to start the final dawn now

>>532380441
I mean it's just an analog clock that counts up to 8 but the 10 did confuse me as well.

delve boss is already solved and being farmed 100% consistently wow

>>532381279
No worries, we will buff it with some hotfixes tomorrow morning.

>i don't like
>i do like

>>532381279
Can I farm it with bowfa?

is it a f2p quest i wanna do it

>>532380474
count the number of lit braziers when he is stood on both platforms and then hand in the kindling

feedorsneed is literally a retard cant comprehend the simple fact people are being reported and he does nothing but play janny he wont ban an admitted reporter im going to just ask some of the actually good 4clanners to just join an actual safe group with no reporters, because wait i forgot, feedorsneed is a reporter too

interesting very interesting

there better be dialogue for me preempting this by bringing a bunch of them

the doom is visually underwhelming

>>532381279
This doesn't mean anything when its sperg sweatlord streamers doing it, as if jagex hasn't sucked their dick enough recently. Get back to me when your average player with near maxed combats can do the lowest floor consistently with almost BiS if jagex bothered to actually playtest to make the experience enjoyable and not unfun garbage

*PPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP*

can someone @ me when quest helper updates

>>532381719
I tried delve one and two in not even bis and it is about the same difficulty as blue hunllef or maybe even easier. The average player can absolutely do delve one.

feedorsneed is literally a retard cant comprehend the simple fact people are being reported and he does nothing but play janny he wont ban an admitted reporter im going to just ask some of the actually good 4clanners to just join an actual safe group with no reporters, because wait i forgot, feedorsneed is a reporter too

If this is supposed to be "inferno level content" why did gnomonkey beat it 3 hours after launch?

yesterday was a beast of a day on the weam and today will only be beastier and also i will get the atlatl

>>532381593
it's hard though the prayer flicks with the other mechanics going on is tuff

wish i could find another show that would hook me as much as s1 of utopia (british) did

if your character looks like a troon
EVEN IRONICALLY

british oi oi tea and crumpets and fucked up teeth

>>532381901
I'm talking about the claim that delve 8 can be done consistently by normal players, no one cares about the forst delve level which may pr may not even get you unique rewards

feedorsneed is literally a retard cant comprehend the simple fact people are being reported and he does nothing but play janny he wont ban an admitted reporter im going to just ask some of the actually good 4clanners to just join an actual safe group with no reporters, because wait i forgot, feedorsneed is a reporter too

I am the bringer of eggers

wowwww nobody told me this shit was releasing today, i would have gotten out of bed sooner

is the new boss good or what

mepoop the trannoid lol

>>532382542
holy plugin aids

Did they say if you can keep reducing the magic defense with the Eye of Ayak or is it like seercull bow/accursed scepter that doesn't stack?

4:30pm is early enough

Why does no one reply to anyone in this general?

>>532382650
its mid

meriiplarp my lovely plarprincess

feedorsneed is literally a retard cant comprehend the simple fact people are being reported and he does nothing but play janny he wont ban an admitted reporter im going to just ask some of the actually good 4clanners to just join an actual safe group with no reporters, because wait i forgot, feedorsneed is a reporter too

ERM in the animes toons have dark blue hair its NORMAL ACTUALLY

>>532382953
Who?

wow the chuddies are out in droves today lol

mod north w curb stomping troons to the curb epic style this year i tell you hawt

>>532382803
the end to all low effort bait (you)farmers from /v/

ugh why do you need all 3 synapse weapons for the delve boss... does jagex just hate irons??

>>532383202
No I mean, who asked

Be honest now, how many of you here actually bot and how much?

There is no way any of you is clicking to 99, right?

uh 99 is free now with the crab

>>532383205
huh what u mean

chat I am doing the egg quest and there are two words ringing in my head I cant really make them out clearly but I think they say something like
>sailing ui
over and over

>>532383205
huh what u mean

>>532383393
who is ron

>>532383512
Ron Plays Games cc

>>532383650
i play games too

>>532383505
why did you delete your first post

>>532383732
Dunno thought the clog was a better image

chat I almost needed the monster for the egg quest

>>532380028
I got dragon arrow tips but they're pretty rare.

>code to the door in the final dawn was GUS
Am I retarded? I had to brute force it in the end because I had no idea how to figure it out (and still don't).

>>532384187
based contrarian

>>532384187
It's a reference to Gus from Breaking Bad.

>>532384187
You pet the dog and it says it on its collar dummy. Just click everything in every room in new quests it is very easy.

>>532380028
Also magic (fuck yes) and yew roots.

>>532384187
>didn't pet the dog
KWAB

I have an extra ticket to see Boris Brejcha in Brixton any blokes want a go?
any bit of buggery between us is strictly confidential and good for a laugh

>>532384187
mistletoad?

warning to pures the default attack option for eggers gives attack xp

>>532384590
Gus Mistletoad is a rat bastard.

>>532383296
True. 99% here bought their botting scripts and firecapes.

which one of yew is Lou Skuntts?

i just reported another chud in the cc lol

>>532384556
Hi B0aty how's the new boss?

real fishing lvs?
& how much you pad in chat

63 fish they call me the fish master

99fish in game
never caught a fish in real life (i've tried a few times)

why would i bot when i could just play the game. if i didnt want to actually play the game, i simply wouldnt play it.

I have fished for crabs out game idk what fishing level you need for that

i went fishing with my dad once and caught a dinky lil guy and i didnt know what to do with it and my dad unhooked it and threw it back out for me. i was 25.

dont know if i should just make a new account, i feel like ive fucked up my stats too much :/

>>532385619
have you caught a shrimp?

Yeah, it is Varlamore 3 time.

which one of you went up to me just now and farted in public chat

>>532387241
*PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPP*

wow thats really rude

you guys are pretty cool, but i cant for the life of me understand how there's any sense of coherency when no one is directly replying to someone else

Woox is massively overrated. So many better pvmers nowadays

farming tormenteded demons ain't bad after u get the sword and the staff

speaking of plarp im up to my third spiced plarp in a day my plarphole wont relent!

>>532387662
KYS

>>532387662
Hard to believe an adult typed this on purpose.

>>532387579
Who cares, the Swedish welfare queen and the other one trick pony streamers should be playing different games instead of complaining that no content gets made for them when they spend 12+ hours a day autistically fixating on content

>>532387649
if you use the staff youre gonna rinse through your soul runes
use the bow

>>532387485
Yeah it's really fucking autistic

you just get used to it faggot ive been here for 3 days and already lv 45 in this skill
but i have played 4chan before

>>532388143
Literally kill yourself

someone needs to take meriis posting and plarping privileges away

my sweet n sour plarpy flower
your ripe stench make grown men cower
just a whiff will overpower
but please my dear dont ever shower <3

>>532387579
So true, can’t stand the woox glazing by redditards.

Port Khazard makes woox look like a tard in comparison.

Savix got his fire cape yesterday.

sardaco always been a buster ahh runephew tbqh

What do we do now?

anyone who doubts woox clearly doesn't remember the colosseum

Join 4clan! The premier lgbtqia2s+ friendly official /osg/ cc!
Chuds not welcome!

4clan is made by legit pedophiles on /b/

can i do the delve boss with 60s combat stats and an rcb/dscim

/b/???? the underbelly of teh internetz O_O"

>>532389096
No lol. You also need at least wind blast because some of the enemies can only be maged.

What should I unload my 400k coins on as an UIM

construction

can i borrow the tbow i wanna try doom boss

me i mean um herblore

So you're telling me the Old Ones started building an archive and they started with a strange pillar based security system? That was their first priority?

sorry you cant have the tbow i accidentally it

gnomemonkey looks like the facist guy on jubillee

you accidently what

how much better is tbow than scorching bow

wow we got a mmo group boss with this update

tbow>bowfa>scorching
sell demonbane shit theyre useless

>>532390550
Don't you need demonbane for shield?

>>532390640
yes but who cares lol

oathplate is 70m a piece it's so over

is that good or bad i dont speak bondie

where is the communal tbow spawn atm

there never was a communal tbow you morons it was for the d333clique only you get nothing you lose!

how do i make money from farming in osrs? so i do the herb runs of course with kwuarms, but what else? surprisingly i find that farming has become my highest skill simply through fruit trees, trees and herb runs for the past 2 weeks.

i liked the final boss fight in the final dawn, it's always fun trying to figure out new mechanics on the fly

suck me, beautiful

this delve shit is easy lmfao im already on wave 4

holy plugin aids

>>532389572
Please fill out the required form

https://forms.gle/LMxdoDs1c4ikG6QW7

chat I did all three quests in one day omg and I was so engrossed I forgot to pop the monster

>>532387961
nah you use the bow

can i have it then

>>532391785
>I forgot to pop the monster
If this is a euphemism, I don't want any further elaboration.

>>532391785
you can store the egg in the poh btw

>>532392353
omg

woox humiliated........

is the boss fun

where are the delve rewards going on the ladlor chart

>>532392582
How about you try doing the fucking boss you dope we don't know what you find fun

>>532392609
whats a ladlor chart

im going to green log moons not because i need the gear but because i want the compost and irits

>>532391880
thats what i said butthead

>>532392990
When moons came out I did 100 chests or something and ever since then I have not been able to do more than 3 in a row without wanting to kill myself. Good luck with your moons adventure though.

>>532392609
i think the eye of ayak replaces the trident

ayak is new bis magic drain spec wep and probably some new 3tick tech weaving too

Holy fuck woox is so bad nowadays

i like to drop junk on the floor at the ge and watch people run to pick up to see who is broke

>>532393195
nah you're the butthead

wow youre telling me the guy who hasnt played in 5 years isnt good anymore

what the hell why did my bank value drop by 500m from last night

>>532393769
new content just replaces old content. game isn't really worth playing if you want permanent progression

everyone in osg is 40+

if i wanted to just afk rune dragons to bond my helmie would i be better off selling my lance for justi/fang setup or just send full str lance rune drags

>>532393882
yea i was expecting like 1-200m but 500 is just taking the piss innit i had to check to see if some spic got on my account to slowly steal shit

my bank value dropped by 50m

Chat, there isn't a controversy this update.
Another Mod North W?

quiet incel

if u dont gz me i dont gz u thats it simple as tbqh im not here to mess around

gnomonkey retard forgot which rock he clicked rofl

gnomonkey hype moments and aura

THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh-UMHKqpgE

iron bros this stepping stone to shadow mage weapon not looking so achievable

i want to be d333cays stepping stone lol

I don't follow osrs celebs sorry

>>532393520
he's old af now, what do you expect? his brain is considerably slower than when he was a teen soloing corp

im immune to jarvis fr

>>532378406
afk combat IS progressing a main, anon. Duo Nex is 15m/hour

does anyone want to keep me company on vc as i lay in bed dying of covid

>>532396413
sure rsn?

Anyone that wrongs me in game I wish them a successful life so they question if they deserve it and unconsciously self destruct over a long period of time

that will never happen retard

>>532388895
legendary pic lmao

>>532396456
xunut

All my homies hate genomemonkey

do you really need all 3 demon bane weapons

no u can just do delve 1 forever :3

>>532396474
You are projecting your own uselessness upon the people who have "wronged" you. You know that in order for you to have a "successful" life you would have to get lucky and have it simply fall into your lap. In reality, the success of the people who have wronged you would be justly earn so there would be no chance that they would ever question whether they deserve it.

>>532396878
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO HELMET OHNONONONOOOOO

50 borekath kills

>>532397830
I don't really understand why unlucky people play helmets. Doesn't make a ton of sense.

im lucky but only on useless shit like pets

I just spent 10 minutes killing a gemstone crab, and it gave me two diamonds and two opals.

>>532397005
Dogshit analysis

gem crab chads where we at?

>>532398234
its meant for afk training not for loot

im gonna farm out a beastly dstone and finish my ardy hard diary on the weam

why would i fight the gem crab when i could just fight suplur naguas instead theyre better xp and you get free prayer and combat potions

Why gem crap not drop Scythe of Vitur?

>type a voice
>type b toon
what causes this?

crab is more afk and gives more xp actually

>>532398943
it's called being trans chudcel

TUMTUM BELOW 1B

>>532398380
private server ahh slop

>>532398380
holy plugin aids

>>532386949
>>532383857
>>532382542
holy plugin aids

i dont like this bit anymore queue the plarper

*PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPP*

tranny vagueposting the thread

seeing those little slugs crawl in with melee pray on is funny for some reason

>>532382702
dont remember posting this desu

gnomonkey said the new boss is trash

Gnomonkey doesn't know anything. He doesn't even know pee standing up.

pvm is trash
im a skiller not a killer
skilling 4 lyfe gang

Reduce the boss' health to zero while keeping yours above to win.

>people are coping with "he's rusty" in his chat
lol just accept your goat is old and washed, just like you

im gonna assume the gems gained from the new crab are meager and not worth farming at lower levels

>>532401058
are you ever gonna post your massive hog again for the girls

>>532401115
i mean 1 year ago he was first to kill sol heredit and that was 5 years from when he was first to kill zuk
maybe he's just on fent now so he's weak

>>532400850
Is he just raging because he's getting raped

>>532401246
Colosseum world first was Port

gem crab is the best part of this update

>>532401448
off stream = cheater

You guys should be happy. Jagex finally accepted that players just want to click once, watch an episode of American Dad, come back, and repeat. They're finally catering the game to farmville players instead of forcing everyone to be sweaty.

i watch vtubers who look and act and sound like children also this is normal

idk what any of that shit is so

Okay but nmz is 25 minutes per click why would I use gemstone crab which is 10 minutes per click.

i watch the cleveland show during my zuk tasks

mmo interaction vs solo instance

ezscape niggers are ruining this game go back to fortnite

nmz is not 25 minutes per click

>>532401791
yes the ruling party in america approves of that

>>532401791
no but what does this have to do with runescape

youre telling me theres a varlamore part 4?

dont reply to me EVER again

>>532402445
hi

Wtf, this could end a hardcore.
JAGEX DELETE THIS

don't pet the bird then dumbass

chatting up a baddie atm

did they keep in the interaction in the Barrows crypt where if you try to make your wily cat fight a crypt rat and spacebar through all the dialogue it deals 3 damage and can potentially kill you

That's the point. Hardcore status is proof that you're not retarted.

>>532402585
thank heckin chungus settled didnt live to this update!

wow epic egg reddit quest im pogging out

they put menaphos on the map

what are initial impressions of the delve boss is it fun is it a gear check is it inferno tier does it feel like an arcane boss

menephuck urself lol

>>532403676
WTF

>>532403629
easy boss 1-2 are afkable

as for me ive been busy going 2.5x for a voidwaker shard

Ezscape

>>532403917
those dont have the uniques right

its a giga arcane boss

THE HA-HA-H-HACKERRRRR

does anyone want to teach me the delve boss :3

>>532404380
ughh

getting consistent insana clear wit no white monster sipped !!

why doesn't the gem crab have a pet???

MOO DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENG

does huey not drop uniques anymore

gnomonkey's wife

the "smooth" animations in the scrambled quest are so fucking soulless

Is there a way to help this dude? There's bunch of other random non-marked NPCs that you can help around in the new areas so surely this is one of them as well.

>>532405890
Well he's saying something about an armada so its probably a sailing meme.

do you think 6k magics is enough to glog fletching

They gave the NPCS smart pathing, but you can still safe spot them lol.

they literally didnt though

to weam girls regular pathing looks like smart pathing

>eye bought for 300m
OH FUCK NO

boss is already solved

i'm sure there will be no new tech discovered moving forward

worth getting a third synapse for doom

*raises hoof* erm can anypony tell me why they released 2 demon bosses 2 months from each other

>>532393769
Even as a main who fucking cares, you shouldn't sell BiS or the stepping stone gear anyway, even before the GE tax it was retarded to do

>appeal auto denied
frick you jagex you suck
(this post has been self censored to align with jagex's terms of service)

>>532408257
certain someone at jagex had a meltdown because tds were trash and dead content

pay us what you owe us

>can't buy the pendant
jagex stop forcing these ironman untradeble items

that plugin is giving me nausea

>>532378406
Rushing combats is literally the easiest way to progress the rest of your account but how many supplies bosses shit out for irons and just consistent gp for mains, only autistic losers care about keeping levels equal

we pay we gay

Why can't I use teaks or mahogany logs as a base for the new fletching activity?

we pay no gay, thank you mod north for telling troons to 41%

im the ASAC shrader of /osg/

there's still a troon left in falador. im dead bruh

gnomonkey cant be stopped

you will never defeat us

>>532410452>>532410452>>532410452
new

y'all folxs defeat yourself by joining the ack

>>532408109
as far as i can tell, no.
3 nonnegotiable things you need
>scobo
>ember or arclight
>autocast demonbane staff
as far as i can tell, purging staff doesnt have any benefit over, say, sotd