Thread 532410452

>Varlamore: The Final Dawn Out Now
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/varlamore-the-final-dawn-out-now?oldschool=1

>Summer Sweep-Up: Slayer & Misc
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/summer-sweep-up-slayer--misc?oldschool=1

>Poll 85: Clan Chat & Player Tweaks
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/poll-85-clan-chat--player-tweaks?oldschool=1

>The New Renderer Beta is Out Today!
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/the-new-renderer-beta-is-out-today?oldschool=1

>I'm new, what should I do?
Quests:
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Optimal_quest_guide
Diaries:
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/Achievement_Diary

>Communication & Info
Website: https://osrs.game/
Wiki: https://osrs.wiki/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/OldSchoolRS

>2025 /osg/ EHP Competition
https://templeosrs.com/competitions/standings.php?id=28571

lost? the rs3 general has relocated to >>>/vm/

old>>532354275

*PPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP*

>>532410525
good morning shortys

gnomonkey cant be topped

do you think his hamplanet wife tops him

canonically he doesnt show her worm love

midzy can you give a take on the delve boss as osgs hlc representative

i tried to watch 25 buttholes but the scary music he uses is too scary

Ironman lost the charm when I hit the pvm gear threadmill thinking about going back to main.

>cloth 1/100 8+ only
this is gonna cost like $5000 to service.....

is the threadmill where threadgirls are manufactured

The Bossmanjack CRASHOUT Situation is Crazy

>>532412859
I wish people would stop using the terms "crashout" and "humiliation ritual" in oldschool runescape.

i want to cry this boss is way too hard i cant complete a single wave 3 it feels like these updates are leaving players like me in the dust

same, i keep being told that im crashing out when in fact ive never done that

>>532413464
good morning xunuch

>>532413442
Same except floor 4. I fucking suck at this game, but maybe I can brute force it after 100 runs or so.

haha i believe i executed what is known as a crashout when this noob wouldnt give me his sand crab spot!

>>532412590
the gauntlets are tradable

it's that time of month i guess

john are you going to post more embarassing cluster b shit today

im not actually him i just thought that would be funny to post

>>532413957
lol it was funny to post good one lol

uh thanks *scurries away in terror*

were they upset about people calling yama not end game or what

second day doing hunter rumours (adept) and i already got the hunter kit. my fav skill so far with this minigame.

its all marketing the jmods said it would be on par with a dt2 boss and it was but the stupid fat sows who write the promotional materials were like "oh you cant afk it that must be endgame"

endgame = after cg

>3 weeks in and already doing ToB
Looks like this game belongs to wow migrants now

ermmm wheres the doom simulator?

i wish i was a charismatic streamer with lots of friends

almost like this game is... le easy as fuck?

i want to play that new fallout mod for the doom simulator

i wish jellies had an option to extend that would be so poggers

egg goes in poh

>>532414959
KYS

The endgame hasn't been released yet

why isnt there any goon of dawn?
im down for that garglussy

>>532414959
did you see >>532413889

Are you proud of me

we don't have varlamore in f2p

wizrd mind bomb

which fairy ring for that new crab?

is the new crab ironman friendly?

i saw a lot of crabs at the fairy ring code dek

How to solo red ball sotetsteg without tik eatin&??

>>532416014
i heard its actuly FUCKU fairy ring

>>532416158
you need an ely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwp_4VBq0Ec
The good wowfugee just posted.

wtf jagex
every fucking world is full of fuckers and now getting an empty spot is impossible

making some chicken wings lest goooo chat

for me or

whats your favorite skill?

i llike fiushing

ugly hag yuck

>>532417114
tis better?
for me its hunter/farming

>>532416895
who is this 20 year old white woman

>>532417265
she was 12 at the osrs relase date

>>532417236
is that eel girl

>>532417404
no she looks like a seasian so its probably boxxee

what race is eel girl is it known

>>532417504
its sodapoopin gf

>>532417590
idk who that is

alright back to insta tp'ing whenever i see someone literally no one wants a fair fight it's all 10 niggers salivating over splitting your 300k drop lol

>>532417647
lurk moar newfag

>>532417693
yeah no shit if ppl want fair fight they go lms or bh

>>532417757
sorry im not 15 years old go back to posting rare pepes on pol

>>532417839
trump is 2015 and u vote for him
not an argument.

>>532417590
no
https://www.thesun.ie/tech/9568670/veibae-twitch/

>>532418024
yeah same person

>>532417832
they gotta take multi out of the slayer cave I would fight anyone 1v1 even though I suck. I've been doing like an hour of lms a day to get better but it feels like there's literally no point in even bothering.

>>532418024
wow are you irish lets hang out sometime at the pub haha

why the fuck is the ely crashing

osrs is the fat people game or slim junkie type of guy?
im a scary skelly build btw

mix of both

>>532418491
slim fat is not a thing. you are this or that

im skinnyfat but I'll be jacked in a couple years

gnomeomonkey using streamer client? his doom is easier than mine it looks like

its more like a swollen ankle midwestern hick game

im skinnyfat but im at a healthy bmi so im not actually if that makes sense

>>532418680
i believe in u king

It's a game for autistic mexicans

im obese

damn guess i was right

someone at the gem crab told me my iron sucks, now I feel really sad logging out and rating 1 star today.

>>532418904
how many kilograms of food u consume every day?

>>532419013
rsn?

They don’t understand the things I say on Twitter
All my niggas Nazis, nigga, heil Hitler

>>532418958
Let me guess, you're ~1000 total level and fighting the crab in your untrimmed firemaking cape to show off your accomplishment?

i got my gf into osrs and she got her farming cape last week im so proud of her shes such a good girl :)

shut up i enjoy Wintertodt

i like when girls got some "skin"
not the fat pigs, but u know what i mean

been chatting up a baddie

>>532419013
>asking an obese person how much food they eat in kilos
come on you know its an american

would have been funnier to ask how many kcals

nobody fks with my kitchen

>>532419563
xd fuck
u are on to something
he didnt respond so maybe yeah

holy shit this changes EVERYTHING

post your waifus

okay pretend that i posted a pic of merii with stink lines

Will savix get a quiver before sardaco gets fire cape?

sardaco mentall y reatarded

hilarious seeing you runephews experience sardacos retardation first hand he is this retarded in hc wow too

>>532420169
i like sardaco but hes a viewer andy and gonna milk it for a long time
so yes
hes an actor btw. (one movie he made by himself + he was in the vikings and the walkin death ) minor roles but still.

i like to think that meriipu smells just bad enough where its intoxicating but not bad enough where its disgusting

runephew is the stupidest name ever to come out of this thread ngl desu

>>532420491
How come you haven't jumped off a bridge yet?

>>532420304
https://youtu.be/ZWysznQYg9U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlnpkrJs6wM
when is he coming to osrs (again)

the first second generation jagex employee

>>532421224
i fucking hate that hes so loud
u must be brain damaged to enjoy this

t1 is the only guy that gets the loud = funny pass from me

>>532421464
im probably unironically brain damaged like how old people who just play slots all day have more brain plague and disease than those that read and play chess

ive been clicking on the same redwood for 5 years now

runeph lost his hc to geddon oh my days

Why are all runescape drama videos like this?

>>532421531
hes the root of all of this loud cancer i think so no pass for me. hes a nice guy tho i believe.

>ive been clicking on the same redwood for 5 years now
grim

>grim
clean

dripped out on the weam spoon style

Am I supposed to know who that is

i like when girl have fat ass and fat pussy.
there i said it.

huge sidegrade for the ironman

Well fellas I am giving up I am too retarded for the 4th delve good luck to the non mentally deficient among you who are farming!

wielding it looks kinda retarded ngl

jarvis shit my pants

d3k is going viral for ableism cant wait to see her cancelled

yeah doesnt she know we cant all do tricks on it

i washed my heair first time in 3 months. feels nice not gonna lie.

i wonder how jhnds delve is going lol

he needs to be delving into his tortured psyche with a trained professional

I died at the gem crab.
Don't Dharok it

common brainlet L

you already know who made that post

Guys just guys Sardaco just sodapopin just just and Guzu and Savix and and Odablock Torvesta EVscape Settled Framed just just Skillspecs

how deep do you have to go for treads

i got mine from 8

ill buy my threads from wave 1 ge in like 2 or 3 weeks when the price drops

omg le stacking burn
le stacking burn!!!
the burn... it le stacks!!!!
who asked for this shit?

>>532429389
I did.

When you fall off your horse, you get back up and you ride that horse. Unless you're Christopher Reeve.

>>532430106
bro looks like Fauxdablock

>cant cancel the 3rd delve shield without demonbane
??????

if youre a broke boy just say youre a broke boy

broke bondie only has 1 lububu lmfao

i have an arclight thats not the point...

labubu chungus

is pookie here
lol

i like this meme

holy shit ayak in monkey room is sickomode lik 8 tiles and 3 tick

ULTIMATE torso

>>532432819
you look ridiculous

woah you look like me but you dont have an atlatl

this is booooriiiiiing where are the purple tokens already

im the sardaco of osg

im the midzy of osg

>>532412859
Anyone have any videos of him staking at the duel arena?

i can't believe after 20 years the Dragon Scimitar has finally been replaced

Balding millennials in shambles

there's an ironman here at auburnvale who absolutely clogmogs me with 1449 slots

im the weam with a dream of osg

is it me youre dreaming of

i dont know who you are

sigh...

i fucked ted

*rapes u for 2 seasons*

this pks the zukhelmer

i dont think so most people i know with zuk helm are college graduates that go to work in successful careers because they have to in order to afford all those services its the skillers you have to watch out for because their only metric is sitting there with swamp ass for 20 hours a day shitting themselves to get rank 2

why are all these wow newbies freaking out over new dscim side grade dont they know zaxe exists

i killed doom boss level one
Homete kudasai~!~

I cant fucking read any of the fucking varlmore names when their fucking nayuetal or something like that

how would you feel as an ironman if you didn't get a blowpipe after 1,472 zul rah kills?

do the thug shake midzy do the thug shake

does admiring the rocks and stuff actually do anything or what?

theres probably an easter egg or something

admiring the rocks is part of another epic mod lenny mystery. youre meant to give your toon a prostate orgasm at exactly 11:11 server time whilst playing scape main at exactly 11% volume

it took me more kills than that on my helmie but this was back before the faebow was even a twinkle in mod ashs eye so it felt really bad
nowadays it doesnt matter because you arent locked there until you get it and youll use the scales at some point in your iron career so stop bitching

ent is praising me :D

wubba lubba dub dub

>boss fight is just a dps check
based if you dont have tbow you're fucked ahhahahahah

scobow is barely worse than tbow were not buying your merched tbows fag

>>532436659
its a demon
just use the scorching bow

https://youtu.be/tqFOCNlm90g
Kemp qutie

doin a comfy herb run

what are you supposed to do during the volatile earth part? i managed to avoid damage there one time but i have no idea what i did

this boss sucks its too hard and not in a fun way

>jagex always forces camaera uspdie down in all doom rooms when ur running to it for no reason
0 testing

Just a small quick "miniquest" hu

Why is smithing slow exp and expensive? Does nu Jagex ever balance skill training or are some skills just shit forever?

>>532437282
does varlamore part 3 explain why the proudspire and this dungeon have the same purple corruption vines?

Yea I'm struggling with dps against the boss. She digs away after 10 minutes of dpsing her and I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

>>532437295
giants foundry is break even and gold at blast furnace is fast as h*ck and not even prohibitively expensive

>>532437357
its probably a kourend quest thing that jagex wont finish, dark altar blackstone or something

>>532437680
jerv designed the proudspire. trust the plan

why the is there no bank in the delve boss lobby so stupid

so you buy the waystone chuddy

i would rather there be no waystone and have a bank instead

ezscape noob wowfag

this boss is so bad compared to yama

we dont have this boss or yama in f2p

boxee would have loved the orange hat

telos osrs version

whats wrong with the boss? too tryhard?

VAYNE V4 could have easily defeated wave 8 delve on his first try

>comparing shit to post 2012 rs3
nobody knows what the fuck a telos is

i defeated vayne v4s tight boyhole with my cock

does duracel assign the custodian things?

i know what telos is and im a weam

eel girl they added a mask just for you

erm what the spruce

The Final Dawn puts an exclamation point at the end of a year and a half of incredible work on the Varlamore expansion. From the Lord of Dread showing how much we all love your cheeky world-building quests; to new potions and endgame encounters; to Hunter rumors; and of course Moons, blessed wines, and more totally breathing new life into a new early-midgame meta; you guys have fucking SLAUGHTERED all of it.

Not to mention the incredible timing of both these planned updates and quick-turn attention to early game QOL to catch the influx of new engaged players.

Take a bow, take a week off, and then it’s back into the trenches to bring Sailing across the finish line. So excited to see what all of you amazing devs, writers, and the whole team get to turn your attention to next with both of these huge expansions getting over the finish line.

reddit

wow over 9 thousand hecking updoots
take my reddit gold kind stranger

all the dwarves in cam toram r hecking raycist

>>532439292
yes

lol they aren't gonna release sailing. such a shitty idea I can't believe they made archeology a skill in rs3 either.

ok

just finished the departed, wow what a retarded ending, and why does hollywood always push cuckold angles. do you think some actors in hollywood force the directors to let their characters fuck another character's wife.

arch is 10x better than sailing. some powercreep but still

why do redditors always sound like that is there a word for it

>>532419147
Goat
>>532437295
Blast furnace gold is 400k/hr, costs like .2 gp/xp and braindead

hey, I voted summoning

um do you need dh a task or a scythe to do the amox speedrun my pb is 34 with blood moon burning claw a ruby spec a thrall and two veng procs

this boss feels so fucking bad. like just waiting 234234 hours to hit it with emberlight is absolute shit. so far away takes 40 secons to run to because this fun apparently. can do close to nothing or just barrage specs in a 5 second internval

uhmm you are supposed to spam wave 1-2

>>532441201
>powercreep but still
you type that but you probably voted for fucking shamanism kys

raids mega rares need to be powerkept because raids are aids

*notices you peeing in your pants*

raids mega rares should be common and almost guaranteed every raid completion

osrs needs one thing and one thing only: more trans vtuber representation

you already have trannanie

and naguas are chaeldars lowest rated task i hate this game so much

@ayiza please fix boss insta bopping you with melee after the shield phase shits janky

yeah but trannanie doesn't try to pass so she doesn't count

they need a version of doom for wow girlies where he only does 1 special attack every 30 seconds :3

>>532439983
why is your post bitchy

delve boss is great i just wish it died in one hit and gave me bils in loot sad

>>532439983
lol

its because she goes texas chainsaw massacre on the chuds

foxx osrs gf...

If Jagex gave everyone 1b once a month, there would be no need for bots. Get with the FREAKING program yo.

erm the texas chainsaw guy was an inbred freak deformed special needs baby guy so ur calling her ugly and special needs and deformed???

im eating bacon you cunt

>>532442758
yes

sis....... bacon is haram..........

fat bitch

the narwhal bacons at midnight lol

no thats not true shes not any of those things except for the going beast mode with a chainsaw

>>532442946
lol

If I can farm Barrows slowly but comfortably with these stats, when's time to move on that new "moons raid" or whatever everyone is talking about being the next step after Barrows? I'm an old veteran, just returning to RS. I'm familiar with all the old stuff, but none of the new stuff.
>8 days playtime

almost 900 kc and all i need left is the blowpipe, this shit is boring af b

>>532443135
you can't equip the weapons from moons if they dropped. check the wiki.

>>532443302
i'm not an ironman, my intention was just to make money

>>532443135
I would get 70 attack/def/str and a decent melee weapon of each style helps a bunch

>>532443135
mid 70s melee stats with a crush, stab, and slash weapon

>>532443135
go back to WoW filthy Wowgger

>>532443302
>>532443352
>>532443371
okay cheers guys. just gonna get my fishing up to 50 (wiki recommends it for better food apparently), get ranged to 61, get a firecape, melee stats to 70, then i'll start doing that then. sounds good?

>>532443416
but i'm an oldhead?

>>532443416
stay on runescape you're not good enough to play wow lil noob

wise word, never trust naguas. they lie, steal, stink and are violent

>>532443509
yeah that's fine bud

>>532443654
cheers my friend

>>532443606
Why does she look like a watermelon

>>532443546
sybau rog

>>532443720
you are what you eat haha

>>532443720
thats apperently the husband of the queen my nagua

i don't drink, i don't cuss, i wanna ride on the front of the bus.

what do you say to a photographer whos terrible at the game? cheese!

im a good girl in the thread no cussing

personally i would call them shit

please laugh

>>532443942
pity lol

hey sweet thang!!!

>>532444532
looking good my friend

nagua more like NI --

so i logged in today to see whats all the fuss about runescape again cause wow players are playing it and i played for like 3 minutes before deleting the game, doing some shitty cookie clicker tasks for like 3 exp is dumb as FUCK. this game is basically only worth playing during leagues and project zanaris(rip), game fucking sucks and having wow players on it does not bode well for the future

ok

ok

>>532445195
cope the game is breaking the records

>>532445195
So you don't have a fire cape?

Bwana doesn't even have the blue cape from the champ's guild.

>>532445479
you do realize that this game is only relevant during the leagues? runescape devs had to pay some streamers to play this game cause it was dead as fuck full with botters & thirdies earning their wage and lets not mention mentally ill idiots doing cookie clicker tier tasks all day long and there were will be no league this year so they had to come up with something

>boomer ass moeslop avatarfag
opinions worth less than garbage

any askers?

>0 tick melee
>0 tick range
>normal tick magic
thanks for testing this boss jagex

me i asked

cooked him sis *sizzle*

all fax no printer!

i watched k-on more than half my lifetime ago wow

use a charged staff idiot

just found out I'm reddit

youre not failfish babe your pog champ your poggers

i'm just loving that the game has become rs3 and osrs players have such a superiority complex about it they haven't noticed. Rs3 got Araxxor followed by Telos and menaphos. Instead of menaphos (ezscape afk mid lvl paradise) we got varlamore (ezscape afk mid lvl paradise).

ezscape lives in your head rent free lil bro

this game needs to be updated and made more accessible

jaguars do not lay eggs this is retarded

oh no I love ezscape. I hope the mining smithing rework comes to osrs.

They should make jad's attacks like scurrius because it's too hard for Sardaco and sodapopin and Guzu

Forgot to mention, ezscape is good but what kills rs3 is dailies. Do not let dailies/weeklies/monthlies come to osrs any more than tears of guthix. trust me on that.

i havent done tears of guthix in ages because i dont want firemaking xp

>but but rrrss3333333333
You couldn't survive a single day without bringing this up ?

osrs keeps doing it first.

Mod ash L?

lf duo for delve boss

"If you want to reach the very bottom, you’ll need a good understanding of game mechanics, an Infernal Cape on your back, and the ability to stay cool when things get really, really tough."

Do they realize that 0.26% of capes are legitimate and not paid for? I seriously wonder if even 1% of J-mods have actually sat down and completed inferno, because it's fucking grueling. And not in a fun way.

That shit was supposed to be "the final challenge" man something's gone wrong. Some of these "people" should really just go play Osu

gay? i thought we werent' allowed gays in the game anymore

is the delve boss accessible for irons? it looks way too demanding.

dps check
need your scorching bow or tbow

shoudl i claim omg should i claim it????

i just beat this guy to the crabs, i feel bad

>>532447771
>ammonite crabs
lol
lmao
dead content

need clussy rsgf

>>532447838
i thought this was the best place for afk?

what in the flippy dippy tarnation is this barbarian training quest I'm never gonna get these bones what the heck they're stronger than story vorkath.
[this post has been self censored in order to align with jagex's terms of service]

what tree should i chop to finish 90 wc from 87
any new tree location today?

>>532447918
gemstone crab in varlamore rainforest bro. get there

>>532447918
replaced by gemstone crab as of today

omg ash did not use the american letter clock in the timestamp on the reddit ama

>>532446959
Infernal cape hasn't been hard or impressive for like 5 years man thats why they added shit like blorva/zuk helm. Infernals like 10 years old and may as well be mid game at this point

>>532448072
Ents in the wilderness on world 365. Bring everything.

i have a 112 crab task lol

crabs in a bucket my slayer xp imma up it

>>532448158
>>532448194
doesn't seem to be entirely afk?

>>532448684
retard

>>532448684
the exclamations teleport you between them

>>532448758
hmm ok i'll switch there soon, just gonna goon for a few hours while afk'ing here first

>>532448684
it's 10min
you click on crab
wait 10
click on rock to mine 3 gems
click on cave
click on crab
another 10min
rinse and repeat

lmao ultimate life

>>532448876
post cock

>>532448937
yeah sounds much better actually, thanks for telling me
>>532448951
lol no

>>532448684
other crabs arent afk either you have to reset aggression this is even easier you dont have to hop worlds when some dipshit crashes you

>>532449026
if you wont show us why are you telling us thats fuckin weird

my bank value keeps dropping...

gem crab is fucking based more of that type of shit taking the annoyance out of early leveling please. game might actually have a player base if they keep this up

ye the game should have unlimited resoucres like mobs thats what the gowers would want

Top 10 Greatest PS2 Games Of All Time (according to fans)

there needs to be a cooldown on doom's charge up attack, sometimes he just does it back to back to back to back like what the fuck man stop

Are you feeling it now Mr. Crabs?

im happy we have another boss where all 3 megarares are best in slot again its been a long time

the doom mechanics look completely incomprehensible to me i was watching someone do it and there just shit everywhere. why do the grubs explode? why are there rocks and puddles everywhere? what do the balls he throws mean and why are the attacks you have to pray against so close together and unreadable? it just looks stupid mod arcane L

we dont have doom mechanics in f2p skilling

>>532448354
>it's toooo easy!
If I wanted to one-tick-hitler-click I would play Osu or PvP.
This is a role playing-game not osu.

How are you meant to figure out the amount of kindling to use? I spent 20 minutes brute forcing it.

>>532449868
you look ridiculous

>>532449868
youre supposed to count the lit braziers or something idk i just did 3 5 7 and got lucky

why did jagex add the antler guard this things stats suck so much what a dumb item

>1337 total
yoooo

the orb id is 14715 if you want to highlight it for when you are doing the orb walk

>>532450269
ironmen pre defender

kephri medic mechanics are .......are le HONKIN EPIC!
- mod arcane, proabably

ddef is one of the first things you get on an iron its for pure you fucking idiot

what about irongirls

>>532450498
takes a bit to get into warriors guild

>>532450673
no it doesnt and youll have the stats to do so before the 54 slayer requirement

ok that is legitimately harder than cg

I always hated Telos. I'll likely never fight this boss.

>>532450918
it's litearlly rng
if you get good rng and he doesn't spam shit + shield its super easy
if you get bad rng and he 3 shields b2b2b while also summoning grubs and boulders its fucking horrible

>>532451071
i got the shield 3 times in a row on that one

just did 15 pushups im gonna get so buff playing runescape

oh and the bonus fuck you is the fact that when you finish the shield phase he just insta smacks you in melee on the next tick for like 30, its SO well designed i cant stand it

wheres rsn knotgirl ive got a diary to complete

>>532451267
this is like the bad vardorvis rng where you have to pray-move-pray instead of flicking the prayer without haivng to move inbetween

>>532450918
>>532451071
>>532451119
either bad or bad gear

i cant fucking figure out this stupid ass final dawn puzzle ima finna crash out

>>532451594
they're pretty dogshit not gonna lie

>>532451594
uh theres a guide on the wiki

is varlamore 2 why we wont have any leagues like they could not figure out how to make the new content work with leagues multipliers

>>532451853
LOL
seriously no tbow no sbow and you are complaining about not meeting dps checks

bosses should be skill checks. dps checks are poor and lazy design.

if you miss zbow spec on 6+ you have a much higher chance of failing and getting assraped. an entire boss designed around spec rng lmfao

>>532451832
this is varlamore 3 actually

>>532451853
gnomemonkey said that schobo is mandetory and that scobo with void beats crystal bowfa so your trolling if your using that

john dad is well known to be retarded and not in an endearing way

dam bros hitting midgame on uim feels so sweet. I have so many quests and minigames done. Needing to interact with the game has been really interesting. 107 quests done, never used a looting bag yet. Can't wait to see my boss luck.

>>532451853
you are a literal psycho having your most expensive gear piece being zvb

wow you got your first 3rd age pickaxe before completing call quests or getting your first looting bag thats crazy lucky

blud brought the archer ring

stupid ass fucking clock puzzle,
shit was convoluted
if i didnt look up a video i would be brute forcing it

>>532452925
the "ten" was confusing if that werent there id have found it a lot easier

>>532452770
its not though, the bowfa is

gnome said this gnome said that

gnome knows what hes talking about with pvm he is just stupid about iron routing basically

>>532453050
the bowfa is not tradeable, you could have actual upgrades over the zvb

he also raped the yama contract drop mechanics

all the things he said all the things he said

>>532443654
>>532443371
>>532443352
>>532443302
full torags unironically seems to be a good choice at the moons of peril boss that is weak to crush? against the other two i'd switch out to a slash and stab weapon ofc but keep the torag armor on?

>>532453296
its also not a serious inventory i was just planning on farming the beginning levels. what level do you have to go to for a chance at a unique?

>>532453425
3
:-3

i cant wait until they release the insanity bow with 90 range requirement and it deals 80 dps its going to be soo fun and epiiiiiiiic!!!!!!!!!

metzli is based

why does this retarded freak refuse to use brews ever

i cant believe metzli is fucking dead

>>532453469
sweet so ill keep practicing until i can do the first 4 or so levels reliably. first 2 seem really easy to me now, 3 unironically feels harder than hunllef for me

Saradomin brews are overrated. Just don't take damage.

dubmass boss dont drop no clues

>>532453654
cheers ima go get a coffee and keep grinding

just when i get 2 synapses jaggy says nope you need 3 for fricks sake

i cant wait until they release zamorak's super sword and it requires all 99's and it deals 99 dps it's going to sooooo awesome and fun! I'm going to play this game until I die!

>>532453817
you dont need 3 any staff that autocasts arcceus is just as good

sotd or tsotd?

>>532453395
if you can't afford bandos sure

>>532453906
can literally use a slayer staff it doesnt matter

>>532453862
are you sure omg my blood pressure spiked when i read the strategy page

what if they added fart spells

earth spells are fart spells and there is also a tome of fart with soiled pages

in the meriipu spellbook

>>532454065
you sound cute?

may every day be another wonderful varlamore part 3

so i was thinking dragon sword for stab, dragon scimitar of course for slash, but for crush i'm a little unsure. dragon mace + dragon defender or torags hammers? apparently multi-hit weapons are extra useful because of minimum damage per hit against the moons of peril monsters

thoughts?

pickle rick gun
+9999 range strength epic lol

king roald iii wants us to forget about the raum urda-stein list and talk about king roald iis court intrigue instead

>>532454337
glacial temotli is good for crush

lost 30m on the ayak welp good thing my bank 12b

no its not why are you lyin

>>532454337
you're gonna want a clone phase weapon too
best way to damage eclipse quickly

>>532454337
also depending on your def level, gear and dps you might wanna bring a shield instead of a defender
blood is pretty punishing and is basically a def check

>>532454337
glacial temotli + sulphur blades + whatever the new double stab weapon is + what the other girls said

god why cant they fucking make the vls for the mainscape
no i dont care if it came from pvp
let me fucking use it

>>532454463
can i have some

im not a girl stop calling me that

im a girl guy in real life

i wasnt talking about you because your advice was trash

>>532454567
what's a clone phase weapon?
>>532454638
i was thinking torags + dragon defender, i guess if i fail at staying alive i might switch to crystal shield
>>532454660
but aren't they pretty weak? i mean they're less than 100k each on the g.e lol

go get a zombie axe for clone phase

you know how in lms you can be any combat level but when you enter your a pure well osg is like that but with being a girl

green helm is talking about doing the crab while driving cause its so afk oh my days

>>532454883
there's no attack delay during eclipse clone phase
so you can use giant heavy slow hard hitting weapons like the barrelchest anchor or colossal blade to get some good damage in

it should be illegal to drive this distracted

>>532454883
theyre good for moons and not much else

fuck i need my fire cape bros

>>532455116
>>532455146
ok cheers

thank you for all the advice guys

>>532455184
who is orange tile man

me personally i like to stay focused when im driving the giant metal death machine

ULTIMATE orange tile

osrs needs walkable cities and public transportation with karamjans

>>532455354
what is stopping you from getting it? just do it, do some suicide runs with no prayer pots until you learn how to manipulate the enemies on the safespots once you do that then try it for real with prayer pots. i believe in you

god i can tell this delve boss is going to be unfun
i hate endurance combat so much

>>532455224
np
I was doing it as an iron with rune gear and a dscim
blood took awhile but it's very doable
better def gear and better weapons make it that much easier and faster

>>532455447
bro? Im gonna do it with a crystal bow just farming 2mil gp is taking a while and I got quests to do.

make sure to bring salmon on your practice runs

>>532455596
there's so much new seemingly good content in osrs, it's very exciting. back in the day all we had was barrows and gwd

>>532455620
why cbow? you dont have access to msbi?

>>532453931
blood moon is same str as bandos and ¼ the price
>>532454883
>what's a clone phase weapon?
Use whatever has the highest strength bonus you have. During the yellow dude's clone attack you attack whenever one of his clones attack (so like every 2 ticks or so if you get it right)
Blood guy is the worst out of all them so dragon/crystal h*ckbird spec on her is really good just to try and speed up kills.

how the hell do i deal with the stupid fucks big magic shit hitting 60s

>>532455906
i'm ultimate. no i don't have 80 fletch 75 woodcut and im not farming hard clues.

>>532455947
you smack him with a melee weapon one time for a guaranteed hit

has midzy delved deep yet

i would love to explore you're deep hole, madam

tlarp puah

ill delve my cock deep into your ass

>your understanding of the gemstone crab is not great enough to mine it's shell
BITCH YOU TOLD ME TO BRING A PICKAXE YOU FUCKING COCKTEASE

respawning outside of the boss
honestly best shit jagex did for making learning not a huge fucking pain

why would i afk train combat when i could just do slayer

osrs golden age boys

just spotted the first dharok farmer at gemcrab. this changes everything.

does the crab hit you

i cant get over how lazy of a photoshop job they did with that poster

>>532456615
remember when savix got trolled by korone chan

>>532456615
Wheres moistcritical

These are gemstone crabs from rs3's Arc (endgame island) by the way. over 6 years old.

i delved 8 deep in st0ck ikywim

>dh user at crab
>Stays at 1 hp
>Crab hits a 1
>Fucking dies

I’m on Team Asmongold or Azzie, as his friends call him

>>532456923
why is your text green

>>532456615
why is asmongold on here if he isnt even participating

who is she quoting chat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lawX69ispvY
ITS UP

my toon does not use performance enhancing drugs

osrs streamers are unironically getting mogged

is g vibe still the meta toy

this boss is for mentally ill people

3 week of gaming kinda, rate me
how can i improve maybe? i dont realy like quests
got the red scimi and drag defender last night
i like skilling a lot

>>532457072
i dont do any of these except goal setting but i dont write it down i just remember it

>>532456923
that didnt happen

>>532456378
don't do it on busy worlds
was doing it this morning with like 6 other guys
guaranteed gems

>>532457072
this guy talks a big game but does he have literally anything to show for it? he's trying to sell a $100 course as a literal who lol

>>532457465
unfortunately you do need to do quests. many of them are very short at least. work on firemaking and try mahogany homes for construction. There's good afk mining in motherlode that can get u an outfit too.

>>532457582
just beatin it with the boys? a private group beating sesh is your style, eh?

>>532457608
i looked at the gumroad and hes uses a screenshot of someone saying they made 15m in a week using 40 accounts

lol is runephew really worried about getting like 2 gems

>>532457608
he runs like 300 f2p merch alts im sure he has a lot of gp

>>532457664
> firemaking
should be easy
> homes for construction.
i did it for a day. amd her we go. super easy in i like it just need to chop some wood.
>0
what about the runecrafting? this shit bother me, i dont know why its 0 for so long
hcim btw, but fuck it i wanna do wildy, im missing the fun

>>532458061
you don't do wildy. You do guardians of the runes minigame. check the wiki.

d3k chasing the nightmares away as i fall asleep in her big strong arms

>>532457072
for me its 300mg of adderall a day

>>532458134
do u think hcim is worth it? i think i cucked myself with this game mode. and im afraid to go out
>uardians of the runes minigame.
the most intensive game i did so far was the tithe farming, i did it for like 5hours/. holy fuck xd

but i kinda like it to suffer, got seed box...

>>532458489
i did amfetamine for 10 years
holy fuck my brother. its nice.
but it will fuck your body and brain.
is it worth it? tell me

hcim is only good for the tiny minority who play it right but if you just avoid pvm and skill and dont do anything what the heck is the point

gemstone crab >> delve boss

>>532458496
gotr is really chill once you get used to it. Tithe is one of the worst minigames. Hardcore is basically adding a few roadblocks to early things because you can't risk death. Imo it's not worth at all. Doesn't really matter when u die anyways since you know you aren't going to max without dying.

the face of runescape

>>532458837
tithe isn't that bad just click intensive
20 plant is ez

can someone do that caption but with rsn femboy tummy i dont have an image handy

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> the face of runescape

the face of runescape

>>532458856
he looks like a fag now tho

talk about the game

im farming gem crab afk and half the chat is abotu circle jerking.

>>532458975
lol

I'm doing dragon slayer 2 I'm about to go fight the second boss and then after that I'm going to do beneath cursed sands and a couple other quests and then I'm gonna do desert treasure 2. I love runescape!!!

im collecgting 4x wolf bones and then im going to do the quest Big Chompy Hunting

me im doing 3t4s

im doing kingdom divided im almost finished it took me just over one hour

shes literally me

i wonder what my str lvl will be when i'm done at the crab. currently 72

brodies got the regular strength potions nahhh

i really don't wana do all the pickpocketing for another slice of ham agaaaain

who up fletching they totem

the shy girl at the varrock hair dresser is literally me

lowkey i was thinking of erecting my totem

>what's goin on guys
>b0 - eeeh 'ere
>check it out im starting offh a bran new account
>here we have the FRESH ultimate ironman
>as you can see, off stream I got 99 fishing
>here's a quick montage of wintertodt for 99 firemaking (screenshot of full pyro set)
>obviously i went ahead and got full graceful
>did the waterfall quest
>and oh yeah check it out I spent 2 months at the gem crab so we're already at 99/99/99/99 melee!
>who's ready for nature spirit Let's Goooooo!!!
this is our future.

its not my future because i dont have youtube

LETS GO DACOOOOOO LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wait. Is this really the only place to get teak planks noted? I thought there were lots of slayer drops for them?

>>532460151
if they're not getting 99 def from men in lumbridge it's not worth watching

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>532460245
thats just every boss

>>532460768
imagine playing a mode where it takes less than 1 hour to unlock your first tile fucking casuals

>>532460830
wow how many attempts did it take him to beat the easiest boss in the game

>>532460830
>veteran
isn't that 10 kills? Is he really farming a pet? based if so

>new boss doesnt drop snapdragons
jagex please this is bullshit

>>532460907
Seethe, wow chads are mogging every single runechud lol! Mods are also polishing their knobs!

>>532461024
nice anime picture

I thought you guys were just being lil bitches but that shield mechanic is fucking annoying as hell

sardaco w

>>532461246
he looks off i cant say what tho

will gnomonkey leverage wow streamers to promote himself?

>>532461024
i just can't get hard to dog girls all the others are cool tho

>>532461343
i can get pretty much hard to anything i just imagine a big black cock inside them and im leaking precum and can last 3 pumps

>>532460830
wow a 30 year old man can do what a 8 year old can amazing!

>>532461521
can i see

>gnomonkey this gnomonkey that
shove a gnomokey up your ass

*punishes your plarphole*

braaaaaappppp

https://youtu.be/Uwp_4VBq0Ec?t=3457
lol

>>532461340
muscular cheeks.

what do u want from mcdonalds

can i have chcoolate soft serve please

20 pc nugget, mc chicken plain, double cburger plain, large coke no ice.

lets go barrows next boys gonna be fucking pog

ironman is OUR mode.

851 maybe just pick one of those things this time...

what is this pet?

>>532462017
hunter birb

swolebenji lost and is playing a sinking ship game while runechads stay winning l0l

fml unc has 60 defense he wont be going for barrows i think

just won my first game of LMS pls gz

>>532459590
probably 99

is pet insurance going to be free next week?

Is the new free blade better than dragon dagger for specs?

i was doing lms the other day and winning nonstop and everyone was more retarded than i have ever seen before and i do a lot of lms since im a weam im an expert so very small gz

why do none of these wow streamers do farming runs? they do know they have to do them to be able to do any pvm beyond scurrius and jad, right?

>>532461340
the angle kind of makes his face look like the yellow bastard from sin city

>>532462242
for pking probably dds just suffers accuracy issues mostly

lf pink OR even brown hole threadgirl (male) gf

what colours of hole are out of the question here like why are we specifying

if u werent a freaking tourist u would know ugh

>>532462250
savix needs no farming runs he just gets blighted shit from lms and runs in pvp worlds

>>532462083
what plugin shows that on the left

will they nerf the crab?

need my crab nerfed rn fr

fucking clankers

>>532462673
why should they

>>532462946
its fucking clanker content

it's incredible how much more xp you get at the big crab from just not having to ever change target

does reddit like the crab?

>>532462250
they won't be getting any skills past 75 guaranteed.

chat the clussies dried up I have not gotten any in idk how long

ill moisten your clussie meriiplarp <3
*PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP*

>>532463006
vat did you just call me

>>532463028
redditors are major pot heads so a lot of them just sit at the crab and smoke their weeds and watch their cartoons and eat their junk foods

>namefag retards spam over and over
gross

having wow streamers around is not a good sign we will fail

somebody tell ballscape varlamore 2 has a bunch of bonus balls

>>532463221
then i dont like the crab

>theyll quit after a day
>theyll quit after a week
>theyll never get a skill past 50
>theyll never get a fire cape
>theyll never get a skill past 75 (YOU ARE HERE)
>theyll never get a quest cape
>thyell never get a skill to 99
>theyll never finish cg
>theyll never beat a raid
>theyll never get an infernal cape
>theyll never get a zuk helm
lol keep coping runetroon, wowgods are here to stay.

>quest cape before 99
wtf are you smoking

have you ever had sex with someone that you didnt love

arent like most of them playing an iron?

remember when they jumped ship to ffxiv and that game failed, this is not a good sign that they are playing our game

regularly i call her my girlfriend

remember when big chief wampum did the rain dance and it rained, this is a good sign that it will rain

like I can grant placing quest cape just before infernal cape and maybe even after but even that is stretching it

wtf you even need a raid completion to get the quest cape

i managed to last playing around 15 minutes this time, i just cant play without bankers note.

if merii was my gf i would lend her out to my boys or whoever
it aint no fun if the homies cant have none lmao

>>532463494
quest cape is ez
only need like 75 in a few skills tops

they should have a quest cape (oldschool) and a quest cape (newschool)

has anyone used the stupid butterflies as discount super restores?

>>532463721
you literally need a raid completion for quest cape

>>532463790
entry mode yes
nothing really
certainly don't need any 99s

>>532463421
>>theyll never get a zuk helm
I can see one of them playing long enough for infernal cape, but not the zuk helm. That's not going to happen.

>>532463790
>night at the theater
>entry mode
that shit is so watered down tob that it isnt even very good for learning

>>532463421
other than zuk helm and quest cape i could complete all of those within 2 weeks if i wanted to

my money is on the Asian guy getting the inferno

a wowGOD will be the first ever to complete the collection log

savvix is my goat xar would beast os too if he wasnt a dad also if mitchy played i think theres a world he beasts the inferno

why are these metal dragons on ds2 so strong omg...

>>532464015
exactly.

>>532464019
there is a UIM getting dangerously close sis.

you cant kill the metal
the metal will live on

lol beer puzzle in new quest took me forever since with my camera angle I couldn't see two of the barrels
couldn't figure out what I was doing wrong

what the fuck even does this mean

lmao unc just escaped from some guy in that bis cape, are runescape chuds really this bad at the game? wow players are mogging tf out of em

youre sub 80 iq if you dont understand that

>>532464271
is this one of those synonym situations

yes every infernal is 100% legit so every player with one is good

fuck unc got killed by that runescape chud lmao, took him like 5 minutes. if i was a runescape chud i would be VERY scared for my existence cuz wow players are fucking gods

>>532464271
you get the book from the guys and you read it and it asks if you want to gain xp in which skill and you choose the skill and then it gives you an amount of xp calculated by the top formula if your current level in that skill is less than 72 or the bottom forumula if its 72 or higher

>>532464191
until sailing adds like 3 tiers of treasure trails worth of loot

does sailing still enrage people?

>>532464573
what if it's just a copy paste of the boat minigame from rs3 I would die

>>532464324
most pkers with an infernal bought it because they suck at pvm. they also suck at pvp which is why they only kill pvmers in the wildy and run away when they see an actual pvper.

im mleming my mlm i must obtain the following items: hat for diary, coal bag for coal, gem bag for crab

runesissies are shitting their pants rn

>>532464710
cope more bitch boy wow players are mogging tf out of u idiots

sarGODo is about to get callisto on farm

>>532464324
kek, thats pretty funny
but its ok

>>532464740
how am i coping i was agreeing with you stupid bloody dalit benchod

sardaco w

>>532464710
thats the same in wow, shitters gonna shit them self.
i dont get it, u cant buy the skill and how good u are. people will always see u as a trash. its crazy

how much do i have to pay for an infernal to "miss" on me in pvp for a clip?

fist of guthix was so epic

girls i just got 77 runecrafting can i get a gz

wave 3 cleared
when is this gonna get around chunleff and inferno/colo tier?

how is it that oaks and maples are native to both seer's village and valamore?

how do you know theyre native and not introduced

>>532465174
gzzzzzz

very cute

xeric brought them to varlamore its mentioned in heart of darkness

saradago iis the doogie guy, he can get it
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Xv7yoMVPpnY

What's the best way to kill Obor en masse? Ice barrage and use blood to heal?

>>532465174
Are you fucking gay faggot? You retarded fucking ugly son of a bitch. You little fucking bitch. 4 eyed gook homo.

>>532465325
your game looks ridiculous

>>532465403
my game has higher graphical fidelity than yours

>>532465376
what the heck are u okay

>>532465439
im playingthe game "old school runescape" famous for its low poly gons

>>532465375
Lmao this made me laugh. Dude thats actuallly so fucking boring and retarded. What the fuck are you doing. That’s like not even fun at all and also not even good to do. Why the fuck would you even write that out and ask me that. Dude you’re unwell. You need to go to a psych ward for awhile dude until you get your mind sorted out. Because if you’re literally just randomly farming obor like, that’s a type of mental illness.

i use a lot of plugins personally but the graphical ones are zesty ahh

>>532465520
me too

>>532465595
wow we have so much in common would you like to go on an rsdate

>>532465470
they botted 100% im pretty sure one of them even admitted to it in the past

usually i just have the one plug in

>>532465547
that hurt my feelings pls delete

>>532465470
Hey this guys Satan lol. Bob is a joke about blowjobs and orange sea is a joke about celibacy. Satan likes to humiliate us online to show off how pathetic he is. Although he may be having sex with all the girls now, one day hes also going to die. Enjoy your time for now Satan.

committing suicide in priff

can i see >>532465662

my plug has a amethyst base well its probably just dyed glass

>>532465470
they can just make a new account lol its free

>>532465652
no?

>>532465809
wow can i see

every story boss fight comes down to either leveling up more or cheesing it it's pretty retarded

>>532465827
whatever

>>532465863
cant you see ive just been rejected this is not the time

has 4clan invaded again the vibes are atrocious

>>532465926
sardaco lore is so deep i dont think osrs normies are ready

>>532465710
Dude you’re having a fartytack right now. You can make more gold per hour by sharting into a bucket and selling it, and then rmting gold from a gook. You’d be surprised how many guys want to buy your shart in a jar. Many would also like you to fart into their urethra and get your poo into your urethra.

sardaco lore is like *main tanking zg to 84 people for the 200th time*

is it ai those long mean posts is it gronk or something

>>532466245
its some schizo i saw him in other generals as well he rants about satan and writes dumb shit

i think its a tourist you can tell by the general lack of awareness

oh okay weird

>>532466343
Youre only saying that because you think a girl is here and is going to find you cool. You are dreaming pal. You wont ever find a girl who thinks you’re cool and she wont ever sleep with you every night like everyone else gets to do. Just shart on the floor outside and people will walk by you and pretend they dont find it scary.

JEWISH CRAB KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS QUICKLY NOW

i just want obor's long bone in me

im a girl whos here

>>532465376
based

>i got le falsely banned! i did nothing wrong
>i got hacked!! i have perfect accoutn security!!!
its so tiresome

>>532466542
Jewish Crab here - can i borrow 10M?

>>532466181
this guy was a zombie in the walking dead
main character in onlyfangs
mae hes own movie rated 9.0 on imdb
he probly fucked sasha gray in the ass
and he can teach u how to dougie
do u need more?

did woox even get 1 lvl 8 dive

lol im in my office going ALAHU AKBAAAR in case u didnt think i was random

i got a false ban on maplestory and jagex support is just as bad if not worse so it does happen

even if i had 10 million i coudlnt give it to a weird tourist because my game mode actually doesnt allow player to player trade

what happened to the jagex sponsored private servers?

>>532466671
>main character in onlyfangs
more like the only nigga to play after it died lmao cdank was the onlyfangs mc pre-t1 era btw
idc about the other stuff thats gay

ISRAELI MERCHANT CRAB

i almost beat the quest today i just need to get the prerequisites and then start it and then do it not bad for a girl

>>532466715
i just got mail from jagex that they banned bot on sand crabs that i reported week ago. feel ok.

omfg the new fletching activity is so fucking good

drop trade it silly ironsis

I use to sell rune scimtars for like 5k less than everyone else. Then id switch it to an iron scim lol, which was only worth like 500g. Made huge stacks of gold doing that. These days, ironically, the scam is much simpler. You just sell for a fair price. And, you make way more that way. It’s like a stock market dude. The biggest villains just play with your mom’s stocks. Lol they probably have such a big laugh when they really look at like anything they own and see like, wow I did fuck all and have all this money. That’s what gaming is like when you arent fucking retarded like that loser killing a f2p boss a few posts ago. Damn that guys so dumb id brick his head. But yeah dude, im probably one of the best runescape players in the world right now.

this guy is full of shit

>>532466610
my most downvoted reddit post was a few years back when i replied to one of those posts with a
>"maybe dont bot and you won't get banned"
-350 downvotes easily and a few dozen replies of people explaining how they got falsely banned n shiet

*plarps out a perfectly cylindrical log*

i did big chompy hunting and demon slayer AND freed the lumbridge guide as part of the recipe for disaster quest and bought black gloves today adn im a girl

Sand crabs? Nah i'm out here killing the JEWISH CRAB

Why is there so many bot posts ITT

>>532466504
im a girl and i find him cool and i think ur autistic and ugly

yeah but they don't have real bosses in f2p

ok chat lets open some clasks

fucking cankers ive been trying to tell you

whats wrong with autism

>>532467025
why doesnt it drop gold?

>>532466815
i love cdank, but he just need to stay as a mod for big strimers...sometimes u need to know your level.

>>532467073
gilded items

GO DO THE NEW FLETCHING ACTIVITY NOW

>>532467032
Because the new jewish crab boss asked to borrow 20 dollars from some guy

why are you yelling

i cant do the fletching activity i am doing dragon slayer II

why would a crab need money? lol

shobek gives me the ick

im playing mlem

i dont think i will actually

>>532467263
Because its a kyke

i like chubby girls, i love fat pussy.

first day of swearing lessons

you cant say that word here or anywhere else its not good

>losing more money than earning at doom
cool boss thanks

>>532467073
>>532467139
no uniques from beginners
but at least I unlocked the easy max clask now
now I only need 115 mediums for max med
and uhhh
like 10 hard ones for lvl4 hard
and a funkload of elites because I dont really bother with elite clues

Jewish crab boss was seen dancing on 9/11

>>532467073
Dude that’s like barely worth posting. Youre so fucking dumb you are literally smoking crack if you think I care to see what’s in like 20 minutes of doing clue scrolls. Seriously imagine texting that to your dad. Pretend I’m your dad dude would you text me that? Like dude thats almost guaranteed to be worth next to nothing. Theres literally no excitement on my end, im completely flaccid. Maybe ive just spent too much time watching Satan on YouTube. Ive probably watched him open a couple hundred thousand of those fucking things. Kek he loves playing runescape, he will play this game sometimes for over 50 hours without using the washroom. He actually teleports his piss out of his rectum so he can play longer. And he sucks his own dick several times during these events by bringing a girl over.

>>532467464
elites and masters are a hard skip for me.

>>532467421
lol

>>532467498
there are a few dads in this general so in a way I pmed it to a dad

>>532467437
Thats the work of the rndemons. They try to scam you by gaming the odds. But, the rndemons are bound by a fair trade agreement. The odds are always written in stone. Try to flip a coin 10 times dude. The rndemons might fuck with you, maybe you’ll get 10 tails. But dude, you’ll quickly discover. You just got 10 heads. That’s because the rndemons are tricky and hope you’ll give up. And then they make off with all the loot for themselves. Ive scammed tons of those little fuckers by winning and then never playing again. They get so angry they chase me into other online games.

>>532467842
fuck off tourist

Yo I'm taking a huge shit rn

GO DO FLETCHING

dont yell at me

you like optimizing skilling shit? go try the fletching thing its actually fun

sorry im still mleming

she mleming on it til the sack empty(?)

not including the new ones I'm down to single digit quests left for my cape omg...

why would you not include the new ones

because shes coping

me personally

I'm a boy and my character is a boy

>>532468958
can you post your cock

>>532468958
this is a girl thread no boys aloud.

welcome to osg leave your penis at the door

girls can have penis chuddy

cute austistic women owns me sex
they want me also so its mutual
do u know this feeling?

ick

no i dont
no i dont
no i dont
all 3 counts

im erecting my totems

i have 40 eggs will i get an evil chicken piece

no lol

men that think are are girls
do they own me sex?
im not a faggot btw, but i would fuck u in the ass
i dont know if i can cum when i see man face on my cock

>>532469223
can i see

if i post a screenshot people will get mad

>>532469518
wtf now u need to post it

i would never ever get mad if you posted your totem here i think everyone should feel safe to show eachother our totems in osg

>>532469589
tthis, we are all the same friends anone. no shame

sorry im obligated

do you guys pick up the excess glass from sgm

no thats a waste of time dont do that grrrr

could you guys not be gay for like one thread

what is sgm

>>532469861
im only half gay

i really really need someone to post their totem right now my rune bag is overflowing with water runes

>>532469859
why is it a waste of time its more xp

>>532469861
im a girl

I have only air runes in my pouch.

graceful should give a small chance to move an extra tile when running or something it's so pointless now

when is jagex adding the ability to invite kids to your poh?

they were supposed to make it so full graceful stopped you from falling off agi courses but they didnt follow through

>>532470424
you are on the watch list now.

>>532470331
>>532470505
UM ACTUALLY PEOPLE LIKE OSRS BECAUSE YOU'RE ACCOUNT NEVER GETS DEVAULED EVERYTHING IS PERMANENT

>>532470518
it was just an idea.

UM ACTUALLY I CANT STOP GAINING FLETCHING LEVELS

i dont think thats why people like osrs i think youve made a false assumption and are perhaps not a long term player of this game

>>532470742
rimber rimember
i was born on the list

im not sure why I like this game. In fact, I don't really enjoy a lot of the time I spend playing it. Yet, I spend so much time playing it. Funny how that works.

>>532471081
it sounds like u need something better, u need to change something. i know this feeling. friend u need to break free

i dont play anymore but i keep up with the news to laugh at how rs3 it's all becoming
a literal item that holds 100 THOUSAND bowstring NICE FUCKING GAME RUNEBABBS LOOL

>100K BOWSTRING
>1 SLOT
excellent integrity m'dear
looks like y'all can finally use all that flax you got from zulrah LOL
FLAX THAT DROPS FROM A BOSS LMFAOOO
shit game

cry about it

my uim can now pick flax and it will be auto colected into the spool. THen I can cut trees and string bows while standing in 1 spot. With increased rates from my fletching knife. All without a bank.

i hate p4 wardens
i feels like i have a heart attack every time

jagex should be making the game harder for uims not easier. qol is against the spirit of the game mode

>>532472171
If a boss in any game has 4 phases it's bad game design

we dont have qol in f2p

>>532472285
that's his mom not his gf isn't it?

>>532472210
u can always make your own rules to make it harder. thats all about?

my gut has been looking like randy from trailer park boys

Petition to add a Bossing room that can hold various unique items, and will not let you withdraw without putting in a full set like usual. Let uim have their fun. The bank is supposed to be the house, let me earn it Fagex

thanks game

>shield
>1 tbow hit
>shield
>1 tbow hit
>shield
>1 tbow hit
this is acutally the worst boss in osrs unironcally

theres no way its going to stay like this

so many fucking clankers at moons rn

megarare bondies btfoed

Btfoed? Tbow is bis and if you don't have a zcb you're wasting your time.

the doom is overdesigned

is there already an extension full of red and green tiles?

I plan on spending a lot of time in Varlamore.

>>532472997
is this your own meme did you make it

GEMSTONE CRAB RUINS THE GAME

gemstone crab saved the game.

WE DONT CARE ABOUT VARLAMORE WHERES THE FUCKING PRIDE EVENT

girl its july

madseasonshow stumbling into the 302 pride protests in his latest video gave me a chuckle

why wont jagex release the glough files what are they hiding

>>532473987
Narnode is on them clearly

weve already established that vampyres are "those" people please amend youre post

>>532473901
i honestly couldn't give a fuck less this guys opinion about the quests without guides. I say that as someone who likes his wow videos. Just show me stats and gains, and the occasional rebuild a la settled

>>532474414
dont reply to me paedo

i think they forgot to give doom cooldowns on his specials

they did give it cooldowns its real time your damage is dogshit because you miss ticks and have shit gear play better

where the fuck is the super shovel from the boss?

makes 0 sense becaus doom can shield the tick before you shoot at tbow shot forcing you to lose 5 ticks

grouk how can i sudoku myself with no pain?

would you think a mid 30s man playing 8-14 hours of osrs daily is a red flag or no?

women feel safer when they encounter callisto in the wildy than when they encounter a pker in the wildy

HOLY SHIT

>>532475737
u can find women who is fucked in the head like u
but ball is on your side. u need to find her. shes there somewhere. go lurk my friend and good luck

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude i just got so lucky holy shit

shes literally me

>>532476418
be my gf

it's been 4 hours and my new crab meta is public off entity hider on.

>>532476418
im sorry but u -> man, shes a woman.
u will never be a woman my friend.

>>532476689
Imagine being transphobic in 2025

>>532476890
chuds won mister "woman"
and real women won also
nothing personal, u are ok.

beast jeet

Why does the potion part of duke succalot even need to exist?