Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/
# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245
# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985
# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI
Previous thread:
>>532128278
The last thread was a fucking good one. How artistically relevant must a game be for half a thread to get dominated by debates over Oscar Wilde? Let's see if we can get to #450 before the next devlog August 1, it appeared to me in a dream.
>>532505076What's the meaning of this image?
>>532504938>he thinks there will be another devlog
>>532505432They clearly have sex though, the game just doesn't show them nude
>>532505914If you don't see it, then it, by definition, wasn't clear.
>>532504908>>532505160Honestly? This is based, way too much gooning these days. The US can't impose its conservative values directly on the rest of the world through state power. Well, I mean they could but everyone would throw a hissy fit. However getting the the biggest payment processors to do it on their behalf? Brilliant idea.
>>532507149Retard, we're next. Once you start moralising tyranny, tyrants hold all the cards.
>>532507305Nah, the US is cool with gore and they don't get triggered by blasphemy like pentagrams in video games so we'll be just fine. People aren't tyrannical for the sake of being tyrannical, they have goals they're trying to achieve. None of Nemlei's games are porn.
>>532502529Sane women pretend to despise Andrew*
>>532507305Nigga take this to a Trump rally or something
>>532507646Reminder that 30 years ago, Congress wanted to ban violent video games. Anyone classifying Coffin as a degenerate gooner incest game has a motive.
>>532507954>30 years ago>wantedSo they didn't do it because the majority doesn't give a shit about violence? I'm glad you agree with me.
>>532508284No longer stinky at the end of the day!
>>532508121They didn't do it because they were met with resistance, and here you are discouraging resistance as a concept. How do those boots taste?
>>532507149>usa moralsLmao literally the most whorish and slut friendly country on earth not a single woman hits 18 without sucking 10 dicks
>>532508748Except the girlfailures that post here nobody even wants them to succ it
>>532508893Yeah, I bet you'd rather be the one showing them how
>>532508469>resistanceIt was not because of 500 people holding signs in the street, they didn't have enough votes because the Christian soccer mom movement was only one slice of the Republican party at the time. A big slice, definitely worth paying lip service to, but not big enough for politicians to actually do what they want.
>>532508748Cope. Russia has more divorces, UK has more rapes, pretty sure teen pregnancy is higher in Europe...etc.
>>532509331Right, it was because of lobbyists. Who is going to lobby for Coffin's sake?
>>532507149More power to payment providers is never a good thing. Nemlei and her games will be safe thank god but this is a horrible precedent that WILL lead to political persecution of game devs based on their unrelated political biases. It would be one thing were it the government cracking down but it isn't, it's a group of hysteric cat ladies screeching in the ears of the money people.
>>532509331You talk as if you were actively on front lines. There is countless footage of lieberman and all his goons calling for the ban of guns and video games because of columbine
So, no Coffin sex ever? Who should I blame to radicalize myself?
>>532510164>WILL lead to political persecution of game devsYou sound hysterical, all this means is that if you want to make a porn game chances are you're not getting paid for it unless you idk upload it to your own personal blog and charge bullshit crypto money for it.
>It would be one thing were it the government but it isn'tWhy would it be better? Because you think you can vote your way out of censorship? Grow up.
Bait 1
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Come on, guys, you've gotta stop falling for it
Andrew imagining how hot Ashley would be as a mushroom
https://x.com/zombiidk/status/1948249893224493253
>>532513964Shroomley is the star of the show!
Error 1
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NEMLEI IS A FLAWED GOD
>>532514440Is this a new bug?
>>532513964I don't get it
>>532514519Yeah. I don't get why, maybe she fiddled with the color of the text?
>>532514440Get to work kit9!
>>532515153That text is curiously white. What do the map's scripts show?
>>532504416 (OP)Ashley canonically aborts
>>532516195Not repeating the same mistakes her mother made.
>>532514519It appeared the day Ch3 dropped, it's probably gone now
>>532504908So now we dox collective shit and make them genuinely fear for their lives and their families lives right?
Beybey 1
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>>532514440>>532515153If it’s new, that must mean she’s coding 4 and makes changes to 3A
You're making sure not to be a bad Onii-chan who makes you little sister worry, right anon?
>>532509293Elite Sorpaynos reference
I am not crazy! I know she left those voicemails. I knew it was Ashley. She used the word "floozy". As if anyone ever says that. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. She covered her tracks, she got that idiot brother to lie for her. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She’s done worse. Nina! Are you telling me that a girl just happens to be buried there? No! She orchestrated it! Ashley! She killed that girl! And I saved her! And I shouldn’t have. I became her friend! What was I thinking? She’ll never change. She’ll never change! Ever since she was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep her hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Leyley! Couldn’t be precious Leyley! Stealing them blind! And SHE gets grow old? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped her when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop her! You...
>>532529390>Precious LeyleySaid nobody ever (maybe Andy but I doubt even that)
>>532526164Japs are so cringe for giving hikis the fantasy of maybe being loved by someone.
>>532536238why does andrew look so flustered?
Why is Andrew so blushy in art? He's not a virgin.
>>532536463Sisters hit different.
>>532507149Neo-puritan fag
>>532536786I don't give a shit about purity. I just want people to go out there, talk to each other and fuck instead of gooning. Zoomers are practically socially retarded, they need to fuck each other.
beatley
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>>532536716but he hits sisters different
Julia 78
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Andrew kisses this
>>532537029The problem is that you're not going to solve a multifaceted and complex social problem with a heavy-handed ban on an extremely minor contributing factor. I support a pornography ban because I want people to start getting pissed off about the state of the world instead of relying on escapism, but you're not going to do shit like improve birth rates simply by doing such because you're still not doing anything about the cost/benefit of the hellscape which is modern dating. The correct solution is to make zoomers kiss their sisters.
>>532538003Anon, he's trolling you. Nobody actually likes Visa and Mastercard becoming the arbiters for social morality
Stick
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Stick.
>>532537029You are retarded. Gooning is extended masturbation in pursuit of a meditative state. The vast majority of people jerk off for a few minutes and leave it at that. Even if you made it extremely hard to get access to any kind of porn the number of gooners would not significantly decrease because gooning is inherently niche and gooners are very dedicated.
Furthermore, going after porn games would have even less of an effect on the number of gooners.
Porn games are terrible to goon to since they are by design distracting.
Gooning requires sole focus on an object of your desire through passive reception and continuous repetitive action. Playing a porn game requires diluting your focus by playing a video game. People don't goon to porn games.
stickley
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>>532538003I don't give a shit about birth rates, that's only relevant if you want the retirement ponzi scheme to continue until the heat death of the universe. Italy would still be Italy even with a population of 1 million people.
>>532538380They can goon to swimsuit ads like we did back in the day.
>>532538380>People don't goon to porn games.I could take or leave the rest of your post, but people 100% goon to porn games. My longest fap session was 2.5 hours and that was to a porn game. When you jerk off for a while, you're not actively stroking at full mast the whole time. There's a ebb and flow as you get in and out of the zone. When you're in the zone, you edge. But when you're out of the zone, you're gently stimulating yourself while still engaging with porn to keep yourself in the mood
>>532538231>Nobody actually likes Visa and Mastercard becoming the arbiters for social morality>NobodyI think the vast majority of people literally do not care, because it doesn't immediately and obviously affect them. Which you would think means they wouldn't give a fuck about someone was consecrating the sacrosanct sistussy shrine with their sacred sibling sauce, but hey. Basically, to quote every communist redditor that discovered nihilism from Rick and Morty, "I fucking hate people."
>>532537029>Banning nsfw shit will make people go out and talk to each other
>>532539339Yes? People get horny.
>>5325388122.5 hours is not a real goonsesh. Gooning is a process of continuous stimulation toward achieving a specific state of mind. It isn't just a state of heightened arousal brought on by touching yourself while doing something else. You are not an authority on this matter and you have never gooned in your entire life.
Are people STILL crowing on about muh birth rates and muh society? Get real, the cat's out of the bag.
Reality is for faggots
You dont need a visa or mastercard when you climb in your boat
>>532539436Bull fucking shit. They have been banning porns in Korea for more than a decade and look what has become of us
>>532539660Well, they're not doing a good job if you can get paid in Korea to strip.
>>532539436You're putting the cart before the horse. People aren't dating because porn is better, people are watching porn because dating is really fucking awful. Back in the day (a decade ago) I had what most would consider an all-access-pass to almost anyone I could feasibly meet in person, and I still fucking hated dating and only barely tolerated "dating."
>>532539660>usNTA but my condolences. SK seems great in some ways, but fucking awful in others
>>532507305>we're nextBASED
>>532538003Ban porn and people are still gonna play video games. Ban video games and people are gonna watch TV. Ban TV and people are gonna read books.
People will always turn to escapism over confronting their problems.
Banning porn will only make it harder for people to maintain a sexual outlet. No sexual outlet will make everyone more sex crazed and prone to negative societal behaviors such as rape, prostitution, excessive promiscuity, ect.
Removing porn will just make everyone crazier. It won't make people more willing to change society as a whole. Not like they even have any idea as to how to do that since the average person's ideas of changing the world are "vote for the other presidential candidate"
>>532539849>uuuu dating is hooooribleHave you considered not being so self-centered? Other people exist too and have hobbies. Play along, get interested in what they like and find new things to enjoy.
>>532540074you either don't interact with normalfags or you are one
>escapism BAD!
How do these people find 4chan?
>>532539829>You can get paid in Korea to stripWhat?
>>532540252>taking pride in not being normalYep, you're 100% the problem not your exes.
>>532540271this is what happens when you don't gatekeep... or call people niggers when they say something retarded...
>>532540074>Have you considered not being so self-centered?Have you considered taking your own advice? I said dating is horrible for a reason, I did not specify the reason and you merely assumed it.
>>532540372He said normalfag, not normal. If you don't know the difference you need to go back to lurking, or preferably the site you came from.
>>532540271We need to cull some normie hussies among us
>>532540383Imagine going into a video game thread to tell people that Mastercard influencing games is a good thing. Sick, sick people we have to deal with
>>532540441>backtracking once called out on his wacky manosphere red pill beliefsOne final (You) for you.
>>532540664>wacky manosphere red pill beliefsMan, you're still here. What is your obsession with this shit? Oh, wait, I've been had.
There's something unsettling about this art style.
Disgust
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>>532539849>I had what most would consider an all-access-pass to almost anyone I could feasibly meet in person
>>532541157It's because they look fillipino.
>>532541289Sorry.
>>532538380>Me, an OG edger, looking at you retarded zoomerlingo "gooners" just masturbating for the sake of masturbating
>>532541429>I think Julia might do it if I ask...
>>532541769Skibbity bi-, skibib-... no... skiddy biddy bitty bub
>>532541769Isn't that really unsanitary...
>>532542156Sikbidi floozy
>>532539436>People just go out and socialize when they are horny Imagine being this delusional. This guy
>>532539849 got everything down. Relationships in general nowadays are an hollow soul sucking experience, and everyone is afraid of the consequences of intimacy that this wasteland have set up.
>>532538380>You are retarded. Gooning is extended masturbation in pursuit of a meditative state.Stopped reading there. My fucking sides.
>>532544040Do you also take pride in being a weirdo like the other anon? That's a shortcut for: the problem is you.
>>532544597>Do you also take pride in being a weirdo like the other anon?Nah, because i don't watch porn or care about entertainment beyond Nemlei at this point, i have better things to do. I think i should have emphasized in the part that was right to not being misunderstood, this one:
>You're putting the cart before the horse. People aren't dating because porn is better, people are watching porn because dating is really fucking awful.It just how it is.
>That's a shortcut for: the problem is you.I agree, because i won't sacrifice my soul or personal integrity to get in the pants of some whore that will make my life worse. I won't even feel better or have fun, so what's the point? Porn is boring, but people have become insufferable because of it and other things as well
>>532544040This anon is upset people are on the computer and not going outside
>>532544597This anon is upset to have encountered weirdos
Somehow, both are on 4chan
Somehow, both are titanic faggots
https://x.com/Limonya110454/status/1948042909233651760
>>532545165>This anon is upset people are on the computer and not going outsideAnd this anon is upset about something that he made up on his mind. He also may be upset when he find out that he doesn't have reading comprehension. This anon is on 4chan as well, and is a cocksucking moron.
>>532545395This is a Coffin thread on a video game board. You're being butthurt about society or something. /trash/ is down the hall to the left
>>532542280Unsanitary? Who cares!? Now lie down.
>>532537029If you want people to fuck you should abolish women's "rights".
>>532545376This part really messed me up
>>532507305>Retard, we're next.God, i wish
>>532545751I don't follow the logic. Back in the 1920s women fucked their husband and the milkman, maybe one other neighbor. Now they fuck dozens of men so there's more fucking than when they didn't have rights.
>>532545669I didn't start this discussion retard. Maybe talk about the game next time to not be BTFO on the subject or something?
>>532546079>Maybe talk about the gameStrange thing to type after not talking about the game for hours
>>532546498C'mon anon, this is one of those dead giveaways you're dealing with a troll. The hypocritical "then talk about the game" bullshit is like #14 on the list of shit that should be an instant "someone's fucking with me" trigger.
>>532546661I know, I know. Sometimes I just can't help myself. Sorry
>>532543654We didn't flush the floozy!
I can't think of a second line
>>532507305Nuh uh, incest is based and traditional
Though justifying murder, witchcraft, and cannibalism does take some heterodox though
>>532507149I noticed that Lynn was reading a book with the Divilethion mark on it at some point. Does divilethion have sacred texts? If so, what it is? A priest creed? A book of law? Divilethian psalms and hyms? I doubt is background information on him because not even Lynn knew his own god could have worn out bones.
>>532547914Probably. The background priests also have different eyes on their robes, most likely for rank.
Bros 2
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My daily routine is just posting here until I need to jerk off
>>532522252Renee hated this angel
>>532551828Same but I NEVER GOON
Sickos
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>>532522252Our precious daughter.
>>532553054Cuddling with your sister is trad, based, and the pastime of Deities and the nobility of the mightiest, most cultured nations to have ever existed. When you fuck your sister you are paying tribute to the monument of civilization itself.
>>532552768I can't stop jerking off, it's become a problem
>>532558397I sympathize with having an overactive sex drive, but strangling your sisterpleaser until it's purple won't help!
>>532509331Why is Ashley squatting wrong?
Its heels to ground baka
>>532558665I need some kind of hobby to fill my time. When I'm alone, I cannot keep my hands off my cock.
What are some /calg/ approved non-computer related activities?
>>532559174>What are some /calg/ approved non-computer related activities?Hiking, fishing, camping, meth, running, cooking, or art
>>532559174Have you considered a chastity cage?
>>532559613This is a good example of what happens when you masturbate too much: you'll turn into this faggot.
>>532540073Rape is genetic
>>532559613Yes, but it's a fetish of mine so it only makes me more aroused
>>532559529I'll go for a swim. Sorry, I shouldn't have brought it up ITT. I don't want to derail things with fetish shit. I'll go. Forget I said anything, please discuss just how cute Ashley is
>>532559174make something. be active. maim/murder someone
>>532560387Murder is probably lots of fun!
>>532559174We live in modern times. All activities are potentially computer-related.
>>532562846Way to answer the question.
>>532560913I want to FUCK this boy
This is your reminder that Coffin is the OP image for incest threads on almost every porn board
>>532568204TOTAL
SIBLING
VICTORY
>>532568235NO
GOONER POGROM
>>532568591Having a tshirt of your sister is big dick energy. I kinda want a George Bush tshirt
>>532568235I went to check and I am a liar, it's only /h/. To be fair, most porn boards are 3D or don't have an incest thread. It used to be the OP on /aco/, but that thread archived a while ago. I swear I remember there being more. I know there used to be a Nemlei general on /cm/, and I've seen Coffin images regularly on /his/.
>>532569402There was a /calg/ containment breach on /vr/ recently: >>>/vr/11887079
>>532569759I see Coffin on /a/ sometimes. It seems like the mods don't care enough to enforce it as /a/ or /v/, given how you can post it on /h/ and /aco/.
While we're here, are anons ITT the ones shilling Coffin on /a/? If so, it's super faggoty. Coffin is a great game, but nobody wants to open an anime incest thread and see 150 posts about a video game. I assume it's /v/ermin making those posts, but I figured I'd say something now
I sometimes post Coffin or NGN assets on other boards but nobody ever says anything about it. I guess it's part of the culture now.
Di you think the Jane face reveal will be pretty? She won't be as pretty as my wife Noelle obviously, but I'm sure she'll be pretty.
>>532572495>Di you think the Jane face reveal will be pretty?There won't be any
>>532572110We won. The delphocracy has been accepted by the masses.
>>532572110>I guess it's part of the culture now.It is. I post Coffin's sprites all the time because they're so useful. And I've had people call it animeshit and someone else reply that it's not anime. It's really cool how Coffin is a small part of the culture here
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>>532573150Why do retards always think this is an anime game? Coffin's art style is decidedly western.
>>532573550Anything that isn't CalArts or big-nosed Tumblr OC is considered western. Mostly, it's the noses. Japan (and Nemlei) have small noses because they know noses are ugly. Western art loves to have pronounced noses for some reason
>>532574092Nemlei typically draws small noses, but these noses are still very pointy. Anime at least tends to have realistic nose bridges, but Nemlei's noses are very stylised and, well, very western.
>>532574358>well, very westernAs in typical of western art styles; not that white people have noses like Ashley's
>>532574358I get what you mean. Compared to anime noses (which typically don't exist), Coffin's certainly do. But compare it to some westshit (which I cannot provide an example of because I haven't watched a cartoon in years) and they're tiny. Plus the eyes are big and the heads are round.
>>532574884>the eyes are bigNemlei draws characters with big eyes because her characters aren't Asian. Asians draw Asian characters with big eyes because I dunno, I guess it's a big cope.
>>532575021No race of people have the eyes to skull proportions that the characters in Coffin do.
>>532574092>noses are uglyBullfuckingSHIT. Cute noses are, by definition, cute. You ever seen a chick with a pristine nose? Perfect curvature, perfect size, just enough buoyancy but not so much that it looks fatty? That's a hot fucking nose. I want to jack off with my urethra pressed up against a chick's nostril so I can creampie it.
>>532574092What do you mean by "western art"?
Also, there's plenty of anime/manga art styles with pronounced/noticeable noses. Naoki Urasawa's art comes to mind, but so does Tetsuo Hara's and Araki's.
>>532575021Big eyes are expressive and appealing. Also, the "traditional" anime/manga style is derived from western cartoons so big eyes make sense.
>>532575409>Cute noses are, by definition, cute.Solid work there, Newton. And if there is one cute nose per billion, noses are ugly
>>532568204TCOAAL is truly a visionary work that will be remembered in the annals of incest
>>532575591I guess Better Half will be remembered in the anals of incest
>>532575541>What do you mean by "western art"?>Also, there's plenty of anime/manga art styles with pronounced/noticeable nosesWe're talking averages and aggregates here, there are always exceptions. But, broadly, American artists draw people with pronounced noses while the Japanese draw minuscule ones
I was looking for some nice Better Half fan fictions and i considered this ones my favorites:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54373012
https://archiveofourown.org/works/61232233
Really nice stuff. Very well written, and serves a bonus epilogues and in between for the marriage ending of the story.
>>532575409greetings israelanon
>>532575559Jews
Anon you just described jews
>>532575541>Also, the "traditional" anime/manga style is derived from western cartoons so big eyes make sense.Yep. It's impressive how much Japan plagiarised the west. 70's/80's anime art styles are pretty much a caricature of its western contemporaries, and the distinct anime look that arose during the 90's was a caricature of that caricature. I think people call Nemlei's art anime for no other reason than the fact it isn't intention ugly, but once upon a time western animation was far more beautiful than eastern animation.
>>532576340>the distinct anime look that arose during the 90's90's onwards I should say
>intention uglyintentionally ugly*, fuck me
>>532576198Jews are not the only ones with big noses look up portraits of John Knox or George V. Stout noses are a decidedly British trait
>>532573025Thanks for the pic jrunkanon
>>532576198Big noses are a predominantly middle-eastern and Indian trait. What makes Jews unique is their hooked noses.
>>532576340I'd creampie April O'Neil's nostrils. That is a stellar fucking nose (emphasis on "fucking")
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>unironic nosefags
>>532576340Nemlei art is more akin to comic books strips from the papers. Simple, but extremely expressive and defined.
>>532577116Coffin takes place in argentina
>>532577116Don't you love your sister? She'd be sad if you didn't like her nose.
>>532577130Julia has a very cute button nose, I wanna pull on it with my lips
Do any drawfags want to uncensor Ashley's feet in the CGs
>>532576767Do not try to divert
Jews have big fucking hook noses too
>Ashley smelling Andrew's dirty underwear
>>532582302Who the fuck wants to smell DIRTY underwear? Does Andrew not wash his ass?
Huefags, what does this say in freedom?
If Andrew puts on a wig and makeup, do you think he'd make a good trap version of Renee?
>>532583176How do you think he ended up eating semen on his summer job?
How does Ashley get off on calling other women whores while she was about to become a handjob artist?
>>532585143its not even that kind of place though!!!
>>532585239What was that about it costing money to touch you now?
>>532585143She didn't take that job, only SnSley had sex for personal gain so mainline Ashley is still pure.
Sadly according to science Andrew's relationship with Julia irrevocably damaged his ability to pairbond anyway. He is used goods and probably wouldn't have any chance of forming a lifetime commitment to Ashley if she weren't his sister. As it is the chances are about 25%, being as charitable as possible. She'll have to guard him from hussies for the rest of his life.
>>532585673It's a job. You think message therapists work for free?
Peter
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Upstairs in bed with my ex-boy
He's in a place, but I can't get joy
Thinking on you in the final throes
This is when my buzzer goes
>>532591902https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEboIt0qA30
Which is a cover of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr3g9TPPuH4
>>532410207I’m saying that younger is better.
cutie
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Time to start posting widely again
>>532597069All Ley's are wide
>>532597141Shut up, you're an orb now
>>532597406>ASHLEY! Free me from this orb you wretched bitch!!
Sometimes I look at Coffin porn not to fap but just to watch two people being intimate. Or I'll watch regular porn and imagine the actors as Andrew and Ashley or maybe I'm self inserting as Andrew, I don't really know sometimes.
I don't even really enjoy fapping anymore. I just wish I could be intimate with a pretty girl.
>>532597069Eventualley /calg/ brainrot will reach the point where we're always writing ley instead of ly.
Did Burial route get released yet?
and no, I'm not playing decay first
>>532600150Burial was released last year
>>532600546shit liar, or dumb, was asking about ch3 obviously
>>532600992What do you want me to say? Burial came out ages ago. Just boot up the game and check for yourself
The courage to post hussies!
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>Julia kisses Andrew
>She doesn't like it because he smoked cigs again
>>532576534Wasn't me. As it turns out, more than one human might have figured out the arcane witchcraft which is PNG transparency.
>>532587614Masseuses don't get paid for being touched, they get paid for touching people and doing professional things, moron! Things you cannot do. Here's your 7.000.000 dollars.
>>532606040Impossible... I'm gonna have to tell the CIAFBIMOSSAD that they're pattern recognition system to recognize you isn't working properly. We'll getcha next time!
>>532606798>CIAFBIMOSSADAnon, you don't need to say the same thing three times.
>>532606798>CIAFBIMOSSAD paying Andrew 7000000 dollars in cash to save the siblings' relationship so that the events of the game can unfold.I'm just saying man, where did the sudden seven million cash come from?
>>532607330Wasn't it 271k?
>>532607476Maybe, but I know what number it *wasn't* and that's all that matters.
>>532607008Every "member of the tribe" in the world is funded by CIAFBIMOSSAD, if you know what I mean.
>>532607612No, I don't know what you mean! What do you mean by that?? Heckin antisemite..
Kidnapping Andrew, raping him, and sending the tapes of the rape to Ashley.
Kidnapping Julia, raping her, and sending the tapes of the rape to Andrew. (He doesn't care at all.)
>>532608384No one gives a fuck about that freckled bitch.
>>532609217Be nice to hussies, not everyone can be adorable perfect little sisters.
>>532609778But Julia IS a little sister.
>>532609917But she's not OURSISTER which means she's basically nonexistent.
>>532609917She's totally brotherless. Can you blame her for wanting to steal one from someone else?
>>532610203Yes. Brothers belong to their sisters.
All my niggas delphic nigga heil Nemlei
>>532614831I thought we hated sisters.
>>532616606Rape + murder suicide is still delphic
You should love your mother.
>>532618978My mom is a cheater.
>>532618978well why didn't she love me with her pussy when i was a little kid
Just watched some Epstein stuff how he lured poor girls in with jobs to just "massage" guys. Renee truly deserved to die
>>532618978I love my mom and hate Renee. She's a disgrace for all mothers.
>>532618978What could've made her friends with her children as adults?
more like faggot and geygey
Fedley2
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what does FBI stand for again?
>>532625972Fuck bitches incestually
>>532625972Furious Bitchy Instigator
>>532627037 (me)
FUCK i forgot the andrew pic
Getting all of Julia's teeth removed so she can give better blowjobs.
>>532621608>luredWe say that because legally we have to pretend that a 3 year old and a 16 years old are virtually the same. Those girls knew they were going to jack off some business man for money and that they should be flirty for tips. Teens need clothes money, makeup money, weed money, alcohol money...etc, basically they need more money than their parents are willing to provide. I feel sorry for teen boys since it's way harder for them to leech off of some Epstein pervert.
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
Beeley (not bugley), is not your stickleys... You will love your breakfast, oh wait, a squirrel? Dad, that's nuts!
>>532635781Can’t love something that doesn’t exist
>>532633692>We say that because legally we have to pretend that a 3 year old and a 16 years old are virtually the same.This. I hate modernititty.
>>532640248>Can't comprehend future tenseHow would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast this morning?
Did you rape your brother today?
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Cliffhanger with bullets + wedding ring chads reporting in, over.
>>532644131This unlocks the Chaos Emerald route
God the threads for this game on /v/ are pretty shit. Most of the times it's either it's mainly /pol/ schizo ranting about shit not relevant to the game. And just recently there were people complaining about chapter 3 and granted while one guy I argued with said something I disagreed with, at least was fair and civil about it. Another guy though acted like the most insufferable dickhead over anyone disagreeing with him, thinking his opinion is the only correct one and that anyone that disagrees with him is a retard. It kind of makes me think it's the same guy, because I've seen similiar egotistical vibes from past threads.
I know it's ironic of me to say this here, considering a lot of posts aren't really relevant to the game either, but the last thread talking about the tragic themes in the game with Oscar wilde was pretty interesting at least.
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>>532647505Should you fingerbang your sister if that's her wallpaper?
>>532646535Hell yeah brother
>>532648168You should regardless
>>532648395Nemlei needs to make this a bonus ending
>>532647415Atleast people talk about the game here
I go to the subreddit and its just porn (with a few good drawings here and there)
>>532648395NEMLEI!!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME A FIGHT SCENE BETWEEN DEMON ASHLEY AND LORD UNKNOWN, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
assley
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I like Ashley's butt
https://files.catbox.moe/lcozmc.jpg
Imagining Ashley crying while Andrew chases her down with a cleaver makes me cry...fuck. She's flailing her arms and suffering because of something she cannot understand, and Andrew has no intention of talking her out of the pain. What a garbage brother.
>>532647415Last thread was a massive schizo meltdown
>>532647415>Another guy though acted like the most insufferable dickheadProbably me. Sorry, I'll do better.
>>532653752Hey, fuck you. I was going to write an elaborate piece telling you to go fuck yourself, but I already wrote this which is succinct and polite enough for our purposes:
>>532504938
>>532653172She wasn't crying though, she was in survival mode and somewhat confident she'd kill Andrew if they can't talk things out.
>>532653752Honestly the number of times the thread goes to shit because of uncontrollable egos and unrestrained autism is incalculable. While Oscar Wilde is, for all intents and purpose, completely irrelevant to the game, its themes, or even child themes, it was a tangent which happened organically. People screaming about people talking about things they don't like will always derail the thread harder because the autists here will dig their heels in and lock horns because they refuse to let idiots just scream into the void.
Would the Graves be fans of wrestling?
>>532656302Nah, wrestling wasn't all that popular in Europe until the late 2000s. If Andrew watched any sport it would be football because that's the most normie one.
>>532656462>>532656302They're Scandi; they WILL watch ice hockey and like it.
Does anyone else want to have fuck with Ashley?
>>532659701No, she's not my sister.
>Stop! my incestuous son.
>>532659910Would Douglas have been able to save his family if he turned Ashley into a squirrel?
>>532660414It is honestly shocking that they didn't share their first kiss together
>>532647415>>532656249Shut the fuck up about Oscar the fucking Grouch no one fucking CARES! You literal autistic FAGGOT! Kill yourself
>>532659701At this point I just feel sorry for Ashley.
>>532539436Then you'll cry about causal sex, just go meet your god already christrcuck.
Do any of Nemlei's games have a sauna?
>>532661427Amazing
The retard can shut up and not post a whole fucking essay
>>532625972Fuck breed impregnate
>>532648573It really feels like other places have a very superficial interest in the game.
>>532673676Most people are brainlets. An increasing proportion of people know about Coffin from porn now too according to /calg/'s own census so that probably reduces the quality of the audience.
>>532649168"Flatshley" my ass. Or rather, her ass.
I hope Epilogue MatureWifeMomshley braids her hair. That would look so good on her. My sister often braiding her hair has nothing to do with this btw.
>>532674761There are people who are into sibling romance, then there are people who are only interested in seeing siblings fucking. The kind of people who would mindlessly click the coombait only because it has 'sister' o 'brother' in the title
>>532678893>Ashley :3 faceHer most prominent feature outside of her awesome fat tits.
>>532679467This. I personally cannot and have never jorked it to Coffin stuff, no matter how horny they may make me.
>>532679467I've never understood the fetish, personally. The additional context does nothing for the act itself in most of the cases, it feels tacked-on. Having one character call the other "big brother" before they get under the sheets just skips all of what I would imagine are—or at least should be—the most appealing parts of incest. It doesn't have to be that big of a deal in real life, but in a fictional story you *should* be leaning into the forbidden aspect of it, that's what makes it more interesting than standard romance!
>>532681586>smaller than advertised
>>532687080One should not casually fuck their sister's jiggly tits or smooth thighs. One should do it competitively.
>>532687497You better not be saying what I think you're saying
>>532687497Can't get over the file size of this one
>>532687791>You better not be saying what I think you're sayingThat is correct. It's not enough to slam your sister's tits with your hips, you must set some sort of world record or something among those lines, you must become a gold medalist sister paizurer, the final boss of slathering your sister in sibling sauce.
>>532688075And how many people do you think you need to "outcompete" to be "the best" at having sex with your sister?
>>532688724Every brother ever. You must prove your love to your sister by fucking her harder than every other brother fucks theirs.
Found this. Just wanted to pop in and say this is one of the best pieces of fan art I've ever seen. The attention to detail from the game, and the amount of it. Solid. Wanted to share.
https://x.com/AzulYagami/status/1948881701029163489
>>532690358I do not like seeing my daughter sad, but it's a good work.
>>532690527I hope we'll get more Happy Ashley in 3B. (maybe even 4A)
Incredible how Coffin is the greatest piece of media made in the West within the last 10 years or more. How did Nemlei do it?
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>>532622904Forced family therapy session with the lord unknown maybe? Maybe some forced self reflection like with Andrew would've helped her realize how badly she fucked them up and make her want to make amends.
For those unaware: did you know you can download older versions of Coffin if you have it on steam? need help? I'll show you!
step 1: go to your browser and enter: steam//nav/console
step 2: you'll get a prompted asking if you want to open the Steam Client Bootstapper. Once you do your steam client will open a console
step 3: enter into your console: download_depot 2378900 2378901
7982838317554904260
step 4: hit enter and wait to download
step 5: once download is complete, you will have Episode 2 in it's original state.
>>532692195Forgot: you'll need to go into steam app data, and it'll give you a new file of what you just downloaded. Once there, it'll give you the game's .exe. Go into steam, enter, "add a non-steam game". Set the .exe from that folder as the target, and you can name it as you want.
>>532692195What was different in Episode 2 before Episode 3?
>>532618978I do love my mother, in the sense that she gave birth to me and that imparts a certain level of owed respect, but she is a reprehensible human being with zero redeeming qualities who has been an insanely destructive force for everyone in her immediate family.
>>532694456It's more so just Incase you'd want to do it, for whatever reason. That, and I see people that are worried about Steam and Itch.io's caving to censors. This is just Incase you need a back up. plus, iirc there's a way to get that version running on Android too through RPG maker emulator. It's really more about preservation than anything elae.
>>532694456Mods still worked because Kit9 didn't rape the filenames
>>532514606Give it to time. You will
>>532513964Gotta be the next OP image
>>532516195Canonically the game ends the very same day she learns she's pregnant.
Headcanon is that she aborts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND6WvKffdYw
>Standing in dark
>Mere inches apart
>My hearts beating quicker
>About to kiss my sister
>when My mother opens the closet...closet...closet...
>>532704389You uh... you got any more kissing content?
>>532660527It's infuriating. They could have been cute and perfect, and disturbingly co-dependently-cute from the beginning.
Why can't Ashley be smart?
Are you excited for the August 1 devlog?
Extant /v/ thread: >>>/v/716463172
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>>532719447Kit9 will accelerate the movement with his endorsement.
CUTE!!!
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>>532678893She's so cute it hurts
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What was her endgame?
>>532721729Be nice to her grandkids but avoid openly contradicting Renee, Douglas, or Grandpa Graves.
>>532678893Its very hard to do what Andrew did, I give him points for that.
>>532538003I unironically support porn ban because its been proved to increase rate of sexual assaults and put women in their place.
In fact if you want more people to kiss their sisters, the best thing to do is to unironically ban porn.
Renee reminds me of my mother, she used to get very suspicious when me and my sister was alone in a room ever. She is also a teenage mom(albeit married and pregnant at 18 instead of 15),
Growing up I never knew how unusual it is to be having such young parents.
>>532723397My father was 28 when he married her. Don't know if my father groomed her lmao though she says they only met and dated for around 6 months before marrying and getting pregnant.
>>532725258Fuck Thiu, Marion is my waifu (male) now.
>>532719949All Chibileys are adorable.
>>532731672What do you do when you have a sister this small and vulnerable? How do you daily drive a minisister?
>>532732516Keep her in your breast pocket and feed her snacks.
All women are hand fetishists. Show your man hands to your sister like a slut and watch her blush. Same with collarbones.
>>532733747Lighting the Julia voodoo doll on fire.
>>532733747Is this supposed to be a voodoo doll?
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>Looks at Andrew
>"YUo mUst BouNCe oN IT..."
>"CRaaaZy sTylE..."
>>532736919What happens if they refuse to honor their agreements with ???? Can it steal their souls? Is it shit out of luck and has to hope they won't ask that question?
>>532504416 (OP)i want to have sex with this anime girl
>>532732072I hope we get to see some of the points within their youth where they were actually happy. Maybe we'll get a flashback to them setting off fireworks indoors.
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>>532678893The sex appeal this shley radiates... it's too powerful for me...
>>532540372Acting like there is an issue with not being normal when that could just as easily be “unique” or “special” instead of “freaky” or “weird” is why you’re a stupid nigger
>>532739072Yeah, you guys are special alright.
>>532625972Federal bureau of impregnation
>>532661427I love it when they listen and shut the fuck up like a good little pussy
>>532740063And that’s a good thing impotent nigger
>>532741879That's fucking good.
>>532741879His eyes should have a slight green glow.
>>532741879Cosmic horrordrew
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>>532742668thots and onions?
>>532737201It doesn't seem to have to ability to take anyone's soul unless it's a part of a contract
Ashley writes fanfics about her favorite shows that are just self inserts of her and Andrew
>>532746010Cute. Picrel is if they would've grew up with Mario.
>>532746010https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/503102558/#503459649
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