Thread 532504416

Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/

# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245

# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985

# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI

Previous thread: >>532128278

Uh...

The last thread was a fucking good one. How artistically relevant must a game be for half a thread to get dominated by debates over Oscar Wilde? Let's see if we can get to #450 before the next devlog August 1, it appeared to me in a dream.

Um.....

>>532505076
What's the meaning of this image?

>>532504908
>>532505160
Nemlei planned ahead

>>532504938
>he thinks there will be another devlog

>>532505432
They clearly have sex though, the game just doesn't show them nude

>>532505914
If you don't see it, then it, by definition, wasn't clear.

>>532504908
>>532505160
Honestly? This is based, way too much gooning these days. The US can't impose its conservative values directly on the rest of the world through state power. Well, I mean they could but everyone would throw a hissy fit. However getting the the biggest payment processors to do it on their behalf? Brilliant idea.

>>532507149
Retard, we're next. Once you start moralising tyranny, tyrants hold all the cards.

>>532507305
Nah, the US is cool with gore and they don't get triggered by blasphemy like pentagrams in video games so we'll be just fine. People aren't tyrannical for the sake of being tyrannical, they have goals they're trying to achieve. None of Nemlei's games are porn.

>>532502529
Sane women pretend to despise Andrew*
>>532507305
Nigga take this to a Trump rally or something

>>532507646
Reminder that 30 years ago, Congress wanted to ban violent video games. Anyone classifying Coffin as a degenerate gooner incest game has a motive.

>>532507954
>30 years ago
>wanted
So they didn't do it because the majority doesn't give a shit about violence? I'm glad you agree with me.

Ashley's stinky feet

>>532508284
No longer stinky at the end of the day!

>>532508121
They didn't do it because they were met with resistance, and here you are discouraging resistance as a concept. How do those boots taste?

>>532507149
>usa morals
Lmao literally the most whorish and slut friendly country on earth not a single woman hits 18 without sucking 10 dicks

>>532508748
Except the girlfailures that post here nobody even wants them to succ it

>>532508893
Yeah, I bet you'd rather be the one showing them how

>>532508469
>resistance
It was not because of 500 people holding signs in the street, they didn't have enough votes because the Christian soccer mom movement was only one slice of the Republican party at the time. A big slice, definitely worth paying lip service to, but not big enough for politicians to actually do what they want.
>>532508748
Cope. Russia has more divorces, UK has more rapes, pretty sure teen pregnancy is higher in Europe...etc.

>>532509331
Right, it was because of lobbyists. Who is going to lobby for Coffin's sake?

>>532507149
More power to payment providers is never a good thing. Nemlei and her games will be safe thank god but this is a horrible precedent that WILL lead to political persecution of game devs based on their unrelated political biases. It would be one thing were it the government cracking down but it isn't, it's a group of hysteric cat ladies screeching in the ears of the money people.

>>532509331
You talk as if you were actively on front lines. There is countless footage of lieberman and all his goons calling for the ban of guns and video games because of columbine

So, no Coffin sex ever? Who should I blame to radicalize myself?

>>532510164
>WILL lead to political persecution of game devs
You sound hysterical, all this means is that if you want to make a porn game chances are you're not getting paid for it unless you idk upload it to your own personal blog and charge bullshit crypto money for it.
>It would be one thing were it the government but it isn't
Why would it be better? Because you think you can vote your way out of censorship? Grow up.

Come on, guys, you've gotta stop falling for it

>>532513008
For what?

Andrew imagining how hot Ashley would be as a mushroom
https://x.com/zombiidk/status/1948249893224493253

>>532513964
Shroomley is the star of the show!

NEMLEI IS A FLAWED GOD

>>532514440
Is this a new bug?

>>532514440
Unplayable...

>>532513964
I don't get it

>>532514519
Yeah. I don't get why, maybe she fiddled with the color of the text?

>>532514440
Get to work kit9!

>>532515153
That text is curiously white. What do the map's scripts show?

>>532504416 (OP)
Ashley canonically aborts

>>532516195
Not repeating the same mistakes her mother made.

>>532514519
It appeared the day Ch3 dropped, it's probably gone now

>>532504908
So now we dox collective shit and make them genuinely fear for their lives and their families lives right?

>>532514440
>>532515153
If it’s new, that must mean she’s coding 4 and makes changes to 3A

>>532522252
Beybey..

You're making sure not to be a bad Onii-chan who makes you little sister worry, right anon?

>>532509293
Elite Sorpaynos reference

I am not crazy! I know she left those voicemails. I knew it was Ashley. She used the word "floozy". As if anyone ever says that. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. She covered her tracks, she got that idiot brother to lie for her. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She’s done worse. Nina! Are you telling me that a girl just happens to be buried there? No! She orchestrated it! Ashley! She killed that girl! And I saved her! And I shouldn’t have. I became her friend! What was I thinking? She’ll never change. She’ll never change! Ever since she was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep her hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Leyley! Couldn’t be precious Leyley! Stealing them blind! And SHE gets grow old? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped her when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop her! You...

>>532529390
>Precious Leyley
Said nobody ever (maybe Andy but I doubt even that)

>>532526164
Japs are so cringe for giving hikis the fantasy of maybe being loved by someone.

Siscats

>>532536238
why does andrew look so flustered?

Why is Andrew so blushy in art? He's not a virgin.

>>532536463
Sisters hit different.

>>532507149
Neo-puritan fag

>>532536786
I don't give a shit about purity. I just want people to go out there, talk to each other and fuck instead of gooning. Zoomers are practically socially retarded, they need to fuck each other.

>>532536716
but he hits sisters different

Andrew kisses this

>>532537029
The problem is that you're not going to solve a multifaceted and complex social problem with a heavy-handed ban on an extremely minor contributing factor. I support a pornography ban because I want people to start getting pissed off about the state of the world instead of relying on escapism, but you're not going to do shit like improve birth rates simply by doing such because you're still not doing anything about the cost/benefit of the hellscape which is modern dating. The correct solution is to make zoomers kiss their sisters.

>>532538003
Anon, he's trolling you. Nobody actually likes Visa and Mastercard becoming the arbiters for social morality

Stick.

>>532537029
You are retarded. Gooning is extended masturbation in pursuit of a meditative state. The vast majority of people jerk off for a few minutes and leave it at that. Even if you made it extremely hard to get access to any kind of porn the number of gooners would not significantly decrease because gooning is inherently niche and gooners are very dedicated.
Furthermore, going after porn games would have even less of an effect on the number of gooners.
Porn games are terrible to goon to since they are by design distracting.
Gooning requires sole focus on an object of your desire through passive reception and continuous repetitive action. Playing a porn game requires diluting your focus by playing a video game. People don't goon to porn games.

>>532538276
Stickley

>>532538003
I don't give a shit about birth rates, that's only relevant if you want the retirement ponzi scheme to continue until the heat death of the universe. Italy would still be Italy even with a population of 1 million people.
>>532538380
They can goon to swimsuit ads like we did back in the day.

>>532538380
>People don't goon to porn games.
I could take or leave the rest of your post, but people 100% goon to porn games. My longest fap session was 2.5 hours and that was to a porn game. When you jerk off for a while, you're not actively stroking at full mast the whole time. There's a ebb and flow as you get in and out of the zone. When you're in the zone, you edge. But when you're out of the zone, you're gently stimulating yourself while still engaging with porn to keep yourself in the mood

>>532538231
>Nobody actually likes Visa and Mastercard becoming the arbiters for social morality
>Nobody
I think the vast majority of people literally do not care, because it doesn't immediately and obviously affect them. Which you would think means they wouldn't give a fuck about someone was consecrating the sacrosanct sistussy shrine with their sacred sibling sauce, but hey. Basically, to quote every communist redditor that discovered nihilism from Rick and Morty, "I fucking hate people."

>>532537029
>Banning nsfw shit will make people go out and talk to each other

>>532539339
Yes? People get horny.

>>532538812
2.5 hours is not a real goonsesh. Gooning is a process of continuous stimulation toward achieving a specific state of mind. It isn't just a state of heightened arousal brought on by touching yourself while doing something else. You are not an authority on this matter and you have never gooned in your entire life.

Are people STILL crowing on about muh birth rates and muh society? Get real, the cat's out of the bag.
Reality is for faggots

You dont need a visa or mastercard when you climb in your boat

>>532539436
Bull fucking shit. They have been banning porns in Korea for more than a decade and look what has become of us

>>532539660
Well, they're not doing a good job if you can get paid in Korea to strip.

>>532539436
You're putting the cart before the horse. People aren't dating because porn is better, people are watching porn because dating is really fucking awful. Back in the day (a decade ago) I had what most would consider an all-access-pass to almost anyone I could feasibly meet in person, and I still fucking hated dating and only barely tolerated "dating."

>>532539660
>us
NTA but my condolences. SK seems great in some ways, but fucking awful in others

>>532507305
>we're next
BASED

>>532538003
Ban porn and people are still gonna play video games. Ban video games and people are gonna watch TV. Ban TV and people are gonna read books.
People will always turn to escapism over confronting their problems.
Banning porn will only make it harder for people to maintain a sexual outlet. No sexual outlet will make everyone more sex crazed and prone to negative societal behaviors such as rape, prostitution, excessive promiscuity, ect.
Removing porn will just make everyone crazier. It won't make people more willing to change society as a whole. Not like they even have any idea as to how to do that since the average person's ideas of changing the world are "vote for the other presidential candidate"

>>532539849
>uuuu dating is hoooorible
Have you considered not being so self-centered? Other people exist too and have hobbies. Play along, get interested in what they like and find new things to enjoy.

>>532540074
you either don't interact with normalfags or you are one

>escapism BAD!
How do these people find 4chan?

>>532539829
>You can get paid in Korea to strip

What?

>>532540252
>taking pride in not being normal
Yep, you're 100% the problem not your exes.

>>532540271
this is what happens when you don't gatekeep... or call people niggers when they say something retarded...

>>532540074
>Have you considered not being so self-centered?
Have you considered taking your own advice? I said dating is horrible for a reason, I did not specify the reason and you merely assumed it.
>>532540372
He said normalfag, not normal. If you don't know the difference you need to go back to lurking, or preferably the site you came from.

>>532540271
We need to cull some normie hussies among us

>>532540383
Imagine going into a video game thread to tell people that Mastercard influencing games is a good thing. Sick, sick people we have to deal with

>>532540441
>backtracking once called out on his wacky manosphere red pill beliefs
One final (You) for you.

>>532540664
>wacky manosphere red pill beliefs
Man, you're still here. What is your obsession with this shit? Oh, wait, I've been had.

There's something unsettling about this art style.

>>532539849
>I had what most would consider an all-access-pass to almost anyone I could feasibly meet in person

>>532541157
It's because they look fillipino.
>>532541289
Sorry.

>>532538380
>Me, an OG edger, looking at you retarded zoomerlingo "gooners" just masturbating for the sake of masturbating

>>532535734
Scats, even

>>532541429
NO

>>532541429
>I think Julia might do it if I ask...

>>532541769
Skibbity bi-, skibib-... no... skiddy biddy bitty bub

>>532541769
Isn't that really unsanitary...

>>532542156
Sikbidi floozy

>>532542346
*flush*

>>532539436
>People just go out and socialize when they are horny
Imagine being this delusional. This guy >>532539849 got everything down. Relationships in general nowadays are an hollow soul sucking experience, and everyone is afraid of the consequences of intimacy that this wasteland have set up.

>>532538380
>You are retarded. Gooning is extended masturbation in pursuit of a meditative state.
Stopped reading there. My fucking sides.

>>532544040
Do you also take pride in being a weirdo like the other anon? That's a shortcut for: the problem is you.

>>532544597
>Do you also take pride in being a weirdo like the other anon?
Nah, because i don't watch porn or care about entertainment beyond Nemlei at this point, i have better things to do. I think i should have emphasized in the part that was right to not being misunderstood, this one:
>You're putting the cart before the horse. People aren't dating because porn is better, people are watching porn because dating is really fucking awful.
It just how it is.
>That's a shortcut for: the problem is you.
I agree, because i won't sacrifice my soul or personal integrity to get in the pants of some whore that will make my life worse. I won't even feel better or have fun, so what's the point? Porn is boring, but people have become insufferable because of it and other things as well

>>532544040
This anon is upset people are on the computer and not going outside
>>532544597
This anon is upset to have encountered weirdos

Somehow, both are on 4chan
Somehow, both are titanic faggots

>>532545165
>This anon is upset people are on the computer and not going outside
And this anon is upset about something that he made up on his mind. He also may be upset when he find out that he doesn't have reading comprehension. This anon is on 4chan as well, and is a cocksucking moron.

>>532545395
This is a Coffin thread on a video game board. You're being butthurt about society or something. /trash/ is down the hall to the left

>>532542280
Unsanitary? Who cares!? Now lie down.

>>532537029
If you want people to fuck you should abolish women's "rights".

>>532545376
This part really messed me up

>>532507305
>Retard, we're next.
God, i wish

>>532545751
I don't follow the logic. Back in the 1920s women fucked their husband and the milkman, maybe one other neighbor. Now they fuck dozens of men so there's more fucking than when they didn't have rights.

>>532545669
I didn't start this discussion retard. Maybe talk about the game next time to not be BTFO on the subject or something?

>>532546079
>Maybe talk about the game
Strange thing to type after not talking about the game for hours

What the!? Knock it off.

>>532546498
C'mon anon, this is one of those dead giveaways you're dealing with a troll. The hypocritical "then talk about the game" bullshit is like #14 on the list of shit that should be an instant "someone's fucking with me" trigger.

>>532546661
I know, I know. Sometimes I just can't help myself. Sorry

>>532543654
We didn't flush the floozy!
I can't think of a second line

>>532507305
Nuh uh, incest is based and traditional
Though justifying murder, witchcraft, and cannibalism does take some heterodox though

>>532507149
I noticed that Lynn was reading a book with the Divilethion mark on it at some point. Does divilethion have sacred texts? If so, what it is? A priest creed? A book of law? Divilethian psalms and hyms? I doubt is background information on him because not even Lynn knew his own god could have worn out bones.

>>532547914
Probably. The background priests also have different eyes on their robes, most likely for rank.

My daily routine is just posting here until I need to jerk off

>>532522252
Renee hated this angel

>>532551828
Same but I NEVER GOON

Imagine incesting

>>532522252
Our precious daughter.
>>532553054
Cuddling with your sister is trad, based, and the pastime of Deities and the nobility of the mightiest, most cultured nations to have ever existed. When you fuck your sister you are paying tribute to the monument of civilization itself.

>>532552768
I can't stop jerking off, it's become a problem

>>532558397
I sympathize with having an overactive sex drive, but strangling your sisterpleaser until it's purple won't help!

>>532509331
Why is Ashley squatting wrong?
Its heels to ground baka

>>532558772
autism

>>532558665
I need some kind of hobby to fill my time. When I'm alone, I cannot keep my hands off my cock.
What are some /calg/ approved non-computer related activities?

>>532559174
>What are some /calg/ approved non-computer related activities?
Hiking, fishing, camping, meth, running, cooking, or art

>>532559174
Have you considered a chastity cage?

>>532559613
This is a good example of what happens when you masturbate too much: you'll turn into this faggot.

>>532540073
Rape is genetic

>>532559613
Yes, but it's a fetish of mine so it only makes me more aroused
>>532559529
I'll go for a swim. Sorry, I shouldn't have brought it up ITT. I don't want to derail things with fetish shit. I'll go. Forget I said anything, please discuss just how cute Ashley is

>>532559174
make something. be active. maim/murder someone

>>532560387
Murder is probably lots of fun!

>>532559613
>>532560026
XD

>>532559174
We live in modern times. All activities are potentially computer-related.

>>532562846
Way to answer the question.

>>532560913
I want to FUCK this boy

>>532559174
Smoking.

This is your reminder that Coffin is the OP image for incest threads on almost every porn board

>>532568204
TOTAL
SIBLING
VICTORY

>>532568235
NO
GOONER POGROM

>>532568591
Having a tshirt of your sister is big dick energy. I kinda want a George Bush tshirt

>>532568235
I went to check and I am a liar, it's only /h/. To be fair, most porn boards are 3D or don't have an incest thread. It used to be the OP on /aco/, but that thread archived a while ago. I swear I remember there being more. I know there used to be a Nemlei general on /cm/, and I've seen Coffin images regularly on /his/.

>>532569402
There was a /calg/ containment breach on /vr/ recently: >>>/vr/11887079

>>532569759
I see Coffin on /a/ sometimes. It seems like the mods don't care enough to enforce it as /a/ or /v/, given how you can post it on /h/ and /aco/.
While we're here, are anons ITT the ones shilling Coffin on /a/? If so, it's super faggoty. Coffin is a great game, but nobody wants to open an anime incest thread and see 150 posts about a video game. I assume it's /v/ermin making those posts, but I figured I'd say something now

I sometimes post Coffin or NGN assets on other boards but nobody ever says anything about it. I guess it's part of the culture now.

Di you think the Jane face reveal will be pretty? She won't be as pretty as my wife Noelle obviously, but I'm sure she'll be pretty.

>>532572495
>Di you think the Jane face reveal will be pretty?
There won't be any

>>532572110
We won. The delphocracy has been accepted by the masses.

>>532572110
>I guess it's part of the culture now.
It is. I post Coffin's sprites all the time because they're so useful. And I've had people call it animeshit and someone else reply that it's not anime. It's really cool how Coffin is a small part of the culture here

>>532573150
Why do retards always think this is an anime game? Coffin's art style is decidedly western.

>>532573550
Anything that isn't CalArts or big-nosed Tumblr OC is considered western. Mostly, it's the noses. Japan (and Nemlei) have small noses because they know noses are ugly. Western art loves to have pronounced noses for some reason

>>532574092
Nemlei typically draws small noses, but these noses are still very pointy. Anime at least tends to have realistic nose bridges, but Nemlei's noses are very stylised and, well, very western.

>>532574358
>well, very western
As in typical of western art styles; not that white people have noses like Ashley's

>>532574358
I get what you mean. Compared to anime noses (which typically don't exist), Coffin's certainly do. But compare it to some westshit (which I cannot provide an example of because I haven't watched a cartoon in years) and they're tiny. Plus the eyes are big and the heads are round.

>>532574884
>the eyes are big
Nemlei draws characters with big eyes because her characters aren't Asian. Asians draw Asian characters with big eyes because I dunno, I guess it's a big cope.

>>532575021
No race of people have the eyes to skull proportions that the characters in Coffin do.

>>532574092
>noses are ugly
BullfuckingSHIT. Cute noses are, by definition, cute. You ever seen a chick with a pristine nose? Perfect curvature, perfect size, just enough buoyancy but not so much that it looks fatty? That's a hot fucking nose. I want to jack off with my urethra pressed up against a chick's nostril so I can creampie it.

>>532574092
What do you mean by "western art"?
Also, there's plenty of anime/manga art styles with pronounced/noticeable noses. Naoki Urasawa's art comes to mind, but so does Tetsuo Hara's and Araki's.
>>532575021
Big eyes are expressive and appealing. Also, the "traditional" anime/manga style is derived from western cartoons so big eyes make sense.

>>532575409
>Cute noses are, by definition, cute.
Solid work there, Newton. And if there is one cute nose per billion, noses are ugly

>>532568204
TCOAAL is truly a visionary work that will be remembered in the annals of incest

>>532575591
I guess Better Half will be remembered in the anals of incest

>>532575541
>What do you mean by "western art"?
>Also, there's plenty of anime/manga art styles with pronounced/noticeable noses
We're talking averages and aggregates here, there are always exceptions. But, broadly, American artists draw people with pronounced noses while the Japanese draw minuscule ones

I was looking for some nice Better Half fan fictions and i considered this ones my favorites:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54373012
https://archiveofourown.org/works/61232233
Really nice stuff. Very well written, and serves a bonus epilogues and in between for the marriage ending of the story.

>>532575409
greetings israelanon

>>532575559
Jews
Anon you just described jews

>>532575541
>Also, the "traditional" anime/manga style is derived from western cartoons so big eyes make sense.
Yep. It's impressive how much Japan plagiarised the west. 70's/80's anime art styles are pretty much a caricature of its western contemporaries, and the distinct anime look that arose during the 90's was a caricature of that caricature. I think people call Nemlei's art anime for no other reason than the fact it isn't intention ugly, but once upon a time western animation was far more beautiful than eastern animation.

>>532576340
>the distinct anime look that arose during the 90's
90's onwards I should say
>intention ugly
intentionally ugly*, fuck me

>>532576198
Jews are not the only ones with big noses look up portraits of John Knox or George V. Stout noses are a decidedly British trait

>>532573025
Thanks for the pic jrunkanon

>>532576198
Big noses are a predominantly middle-eastern and Indian trait. What makes Jews unique is their hooked noses.

>>532576340
I'd creampie April O'Neil's nostrils. That is a stellar fucking nose (emphasis on "fucking")

Cute noses?

>>532576340
Nemlei art is more akin to comic books strips from the papers. Simple, but extremely expressive and defined.

>>532577116
Coffin takes place in argentina

>>532577116
Don't you love your sister? She'd be sad if you didn't like her nose.

>>532577130
Julia has a very cute button nose, I wanna pull on it with my lips

Do any drawfags want to uncensor Ashley's feet in the CGs

>>532576767
Do not try to divert
Jews have big fucking hook noses too

>>532582302
Who the fuck wants to smell DIRTY underwear? Does Andrew not wash his ass?

Huefags, what does this say in freedom?

If Andrew puts on a wig and makeup, do you think he'd make a good trap version of Renee?

>>532583176
How do you think he ended up eating semen on his summer job?

How does Ashley get off on calling other women whores while she was about to become a handjob artist?

>>532585143
its not even that kind of place though!!!

>>532585239
What was that about it costing money to touch you now?

>>532585143
She didn't take that job, only SnSley had sex for personal gain so mainline Ashley is still pure.

Sadly according to science Andrew's relationship with Julia irrevocably damaged his ability to pairbond anyway. He is used goods and probably wouldn't have any chance of forming a lifetime commitment to Ashley if she weren't his sister. As it is the chances are about 25%, being as charitable as possible. She'll have to guard him from hussies for the rest of his life.

>>532585673
It's a job. You think message therapists work for free?

Upstairs in bed with my ex-boy
He's in a place, but I can't get joy
Thinking on you in the final throes
This is when my buzzer goes

>>532588858
What song

>>532591902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEboIt0qA30
Which is a cover of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr3g9TPPuH4

>>532410207

I’m saying that younger is better.

Time to start posting widely again

>>532597069
All Ley's are wide

>>532597141
Shut up, you're an orb now

>>532597406
>ASHLEY! Free me from this orb you wretched bitch!!

>>532597550
No

>>532597069
So cute

Sometimes I look at Coffin porn not to fap but just to watch two people being intimate. Or I'll watch regular porn and imagine the actors as Andrew and Ashley or maybe I'm self inserting as Andrew, I don't really know sometimes.
I don't even really enjoy fapping anymore. I just wish I could be intimate with a pretty girl.

>>532597069
Eventualley /calg/ brainrot will reach the point where we're always writing ley instead of ly.

Did Burial route get released yet?
and no, I'm not playing decay first

>>532600150
Burial was released last year

>>532600546
shit liar, or dumb, was asking about ch3 obviously

>>532600992
What do you want me to say? Burial came out ages ago. Just boot up the game and check for yourself

The courage to post hussies!

>>532597550
>>532604320

>Julia kisses Andrew
>She doesn't like it because he smoked cigs again

>>532576534
Wasn't me. As it turns out, more than one human might have figured out the arcane witchcraft which is PNG transparency.

>>532587614
Masseuses don't get paid for being touched, they get paid for touching people and doing professional things, moron! Things you cannot do. Here's your 7.000.000 dollars.
>>532606040
Impossible... I'm gonna have to tell the CIAFBIMOSSAD that they're pattern recognition system to recognize you isn't working properly. We'll getcha next time!

>>532606798
>CIAFBIMOSSAD
Anon, you don't need to say the same thing three times.

>>532606798
>CIAFBIMOSSAD paying Andrew 7000000 dollars in cash to save the siblings' relationship so that the events of the game can unfold.
I'm just saying man, where did the sudden seven million cash come from?

>>532607008
235k at most.

>>532607330
Wasn't it 271k?

>>532607476
Maybe, but I know what number it *wasn't* and that's all that matters.

>>532607008
Every "member of the tribe" in the world is funded by CIAFBIMOSSAD, if you know what I mean.

>>532607612
No, I don't know what you mean! What do you mean by that?? Heckin antisemite..

Kidnapping Andrew, raping him, and sending the tapes of the rape to Ashley.

Kidnapping Julia, raping her, and sending the tapes of the rape to Andrew. (He doesn't care at all.)

>>532608384
No one gives a fuck about that freckled bitch.

>>532609217
Be nice to hussies, not everyone can be adorable perfect little sisters.

>>532609778
But Julia IS a little sister.

>>532609917
But she's not OURSISTER which means she's basically nonexistent.

>>532609917
She's totally brotherless. Can you blame her for wanting to steal one from someone else?

>>532610203
Yes. Brothers belong to their sisters.

All my niggas delphic nigga heil Nemlei

>>532614831
I thought we hated sisters.

>>532616606
Rape + murder suicide is still delphic

>>532599446
Based

You should love your mother.

>>532618978
My mom is a cheater.

>>532618978
well why didn't she love me with her pussy when i was a little kid

Just watched some Epstein stuff how he lured poor girls in with jobs to just "massage" guys. Renee truly deserved to die

>>532618978
I love my mom and hate Renee. She's a disgrace for all mothers.

>>532618978
What could've made her friends with her children as adults?

more like faggot and geygey

>>532568204
good.

what does FBI stand for again?

>>532625972
Fuck bitches incestually

>>532625972
Furious Bitchy Instigator

>>532627037 (me)
FUCK i forgot the andrew pic

Getting all of Julia's teeth removed so she can give better blowjobs.

>>532621608
>lured
We say that because legally we have to pretend that a 3 year old and a 16 years old are virtually the same. Those girls knew they were going to jack off some business man for money and that they should be flirty for tips. Teens need clothes money, makeup money, weed money, alcohol money...etc, basically they need more money than their parents are willing to provide. I feel sorry for teen boys since it's way harder for them to leech off of some Epstein pervert.

Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.

Beeley (not bugley), is not your stickleys... You will love your breakfast, oh wait, a squirrel? Dad, that's nuts!

>>532635781
Can’t love something that doesn’t exist

>>532633692
>We say that because legally we have to pretend that a 3 year old and a 16 years old are virtually the same.
This. I hate modernititty.
>>532640248
>Can't comprehend future tense
How would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast this morning?

Did you rape your brother today?

Cliffhanger with bullets + wedding ring chads reporting in, over.

>>532644131
This unlocks the Chaos Emerald route

God the threads for this game on /v/ are pretty shit. Most of the times it's either it's mainly /pol/ schizo ranting about shit not relevant to the game. And just recently there were people complaining about chapter 3 and granted while one guy I argued with said something I disagreed with, at least was fair and civil about it. Another guy though acted like the most insufferable dickhead over anyone disagreeing with him, thinking his opinion is the only correct one and that anyone that disagrees with him is a retard. It kind of makes me think it's the same guy, because I've seen similiar egotistical vibes from past threads.

I know it's ironic of me to say this here, considering a lot of posts aren't really relevant to the game either, but the last thread talking about the tragic themes in the game with Oscar wilde was pretty interesting at least.

>>532647505
Should you fingerbang your sister if that's her wallpaper?

>>532646535
Hell yeah brother
>>532648168
You should regardless

>>532648395
Nemlei needs to make this a bonus ending

>>532647415
Atleast people talk about the game here
I go to the subreddit and its just porn (with a few good drawings here and there)

>>532648395
NEMLEI!!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME A FIGHT SCENE BETWEEN DEMON ASHLEY AND LORD UNKNOWN, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

I like Ashley's butt

Imagining Ashley crying while Andrew chases her down with a cleaver makes me cry...fuck. She's flailing her arms and suffering because of something she cannot understand, and Andrew has no intention of talking her out of the pain. What a garbage brother.

>>532649527
hot

>>532647415
Last thread was a massive schizo meltdown

>>532647415
>Another guy though acted like the most insufferable dickhead
Probably me. Sorry, I'll do better.

>>532653752
Hey, fuck you. I was going to write an elaborate piece telling you to go fuck yourself, but I already wrote this which is succinct and polite enough for our purposes: >>532504938

>>532653172
She wasn't crying though, she was in survival mode and somewhat confident she'd kill Andrew if they can't talk things out.

>>532653752
Honestly the number of times the thread goes to shit because of uncontrollable egos and unrestrained autism is incalculable. While Oscar Wilde is, for all intents and purpose, completely irrelevant to the game, its themes, or even child themes, it was a tangent which happened organically. People screaming about people talking about things they don't like will always derail the thread harder because the autists here will dig their heels in and lock horns because they refuse to let idiots just scream into the void.

Would the Graves be fans of wrestling?

>>532656302
Nah, wrestling wasn't all that popular in Europe until the late 2000s. If Andrew watched any sport it would be football because that's the most normie one.

>>532656462
>>532656302
They're Scandi; they WILL watch ice hockey and like it.

Does anyone else want to have fuck with Ashley?

>>532659701
No, she's not my sister.

>>532659910
Would Douglas have been able to save his family if he turned Ashley into a squirrel?

>>532660414
It is honestly shocking that they didn't share their first kiss together

>>532647415
>>532656249
Shut the fuck up about Oscar the fucking Grouch no one fucking CARES! You literal autistic FAGGOT! Kill yourself

>>532659701
At this point I just feel sorry for Ashley.

>>532539436
Then you'll cry about causal sex, just go meet your god already christrcuck.

>>532660860
>>532661212

Do any of Nemlei's games have a sauna?

>>532661427
Amazing
The retard can shut up and not post a whole fucking essay

>>532625972
Fuck breed impregnate

>>532648573
It really feels like other places have a very superficial interest in the game.

>>532673676
Most people are brainlets. An increasing proportion of people know about Coffin from porn now too according to /calg/'s own census so that probably reduces the quality of the audience.

Sisterkisser

>>532649168
"Flatshley" my ass. Or rather, her ass.

I hope Epilogue MatureWifeMomshley braids her hair. That would look so good on her. My sister often braiding her hair has nothing to do with this btw.

>>532674761
There are people who are into sibling romance, then there are people who are only interested in seeing siblings fucking. The kind of people who would mindlessly click the coombait only because it has 'sister' o 'brother' in the title

>>532678893
>Ashley :3 face
Her most prominent feature outside of her awesome fat tits.

>>532679467
This. I personally cannot and have never jorked it to Coffin stuff, no matter how horny they may make me.

>>532679467
I've never understood the fetish, personally. The additional context does nothing for the act itself in most of the cases, it feels tacked-on. Having one character call the other "big brother" before they get under the sheets just skips all of what I would imagine are—or at least should be—the most appealing parts of incest. It doesn't have to be that big of a deal in real life, but in a fictional story you *should* be leaning into the forbidden aspect of it, that's what makes it more interesting than standard romance!

>>532681586
>smaller than advertised

>>532687080
One should not casually fuck their sister's jiggly tits or smooth thighs. One should do it competitively.

>>532687497
You better not be saying what I think you're saying

>>532687497
Can't get over the file size of this one

>>532687791
>You better not be saying what I think you're saying
That is correct. It's not enough to slam your sister's tits with your hips, you must set some sort of world record or something among those lines, you must become a gold medalist sister paizurer, the final boss of slathering your sister in sibling sauce.

>>532688075
And how many people do you think you need to "outcompete" to be "the best" at having sex with your sister?

>>532688724
Every brother ever. You must prove your love to your sister by fucking her harder than every other brother fucks theirs.

Found this. Just wanted to pop in and say this is one of the best pieces of fan art I've ever seen. The attention to detail from the game, and the amount of it. Solid. Wanted to share.
https://x.com/AzulYagami/status/1948881701029163489

>>532690358
I do not like seeing my daughter sad, but it's a good work.

>>532690527
I hope we'll get more Happy Ashley in 3B. (maybe even 4A)

>>532690358
Looks awesome

Incredible how Coffin is the greatest piece of media made in the West within the last 10 years or more. How did Nemlei do it?

>>532622904
Forced family therapy session with the lord unknown maybe? Maybe some forced self reflection like with Andrew would've helped her realize how badly she fucked them up and make her want to make amends.

For those unaware: did you know you can download older versions of Coffin if you have it on steam? need help? I'll show you!
step 1: go to your browser and enter: steam//nav/console
step 2: you'll get a prompted asking if you want to open the Steam Client Bootstapper. Once you do your steam client will open a console
step 3: enter into your console: download_depot 2378900 2378901
7982838317554904260
step 4: hit enter and wait to download
step 5: once download is complete, you will have Episode 2 in it's original state.

>>532692195
Forgot: you'll need to go into steam app data, and it'll give you a new file of what you just downloaded. Once there, it'll give you the game's .exe. Go into steam, enter, "add a non-steam game". Set the .exe from that folder as the target, and you can name it as you want.

>>532692195
What was different in Episode 2 before Episode 3?

>>532618978
I do love my mother, in the sense that she gave birth to me and that imparts a certain level of owed respect, but she is a reprehensible human being with zero redeeming qualities who has been an insanely destructive force for everyone in her immediate family.

>>532694456
It's more so just Incase you'd want to do it, for whatever reason. That, and I see people that are worried about Steam and Itch.io's caving to censors. This is just Incase you need a back up. plus, iirc there's a way to get that version running on Android too through RPG maker emulator. It's really more about preservation than anything elae.

>>532694476
>brick

Lost

>>532694456
Mods still worked because Kit9 didn't rape the filenames

>>532514606
Give it to time. You will

>>532513964
Gotta be the next OP image

>>532516195
Canonically the game ends the very same day she learns she's pregnant.
Headcanon is that she aborts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND6WvKffdYw
>Standing in dark
>Mere inches apart
>My hearts beating quicker
>About to kiss my sister
>when My mother opens the closet...closet...closet...

>>532704389
You uh... you got any more kissing content?

>>532660527
It's infuriating. They could have been cute and perfect, and disturbingly co-dependently-cute from the beginning.

Why can't Ashley be smart?

Are you excited for the August 1 devlog?

Extant /v/ thread: >>>/v/716463172

>>532719447
Kit9 will accelerate the movement with his endorsement.

>>532678893
She's so cute it hurts

What was her endgame?

>>532721729
Be nice to her grandkids but avoid openly contradicting Renee, Douglas, or Grandpa Graves.

>>532678893
Its very hard to do what Andrew did, I give him points for that.

>>532538003
I unironically support porn ban because its been proved to increase rate of sexual assaults and put women in their place.
In fact if you want more people to kiss their sisters, the best thing to do is to unironically ban porn.

Renee reminds me of my mother, she used to get very suspicious when me and my sister was alone in a room ever. She is also a teenage mom(albeit married and pregnant at 18 instead of 15),
Growing up I never knew how unusual it is to be having such young parents.

>>532723397
My father was 28 when he married her. Don't know if my father groomed her lmao though she says they only met and dated for around 6 months before marrying and getting pregnant.

>>532725258
Fuck Thiu, Marion is my waifu (male) now.

>>532690358
Sadley...

>>532719949
All Chibileys are adorable.

>>532731672
>All C-RUNCH

Teen siblin luv

>>532731672
What do you do when you have a sister this small and vulnerable? How do you daily drive a minisister?

>>532732516
Keep her in your breast pocket and feed her snacks.

All women are hand fetishists. Show your man hands to your sister like a slut and watch her blush. Same with collarbones.

>>532733747
Lighting the Julia voodoo doll on fire.

>>532733747
Is this supposed to be a voodoo doll?

>Looks at Andrew
>"YUo mUst BouNCe oN IT..."
>"CRaaaZy sTylE..."

>>532736919
What happens if they refuse to honor their agreements with ???? Can it steal their souls? Is it shit out of luck and has to hope they won't ask that question?

>>532504416 (OP)
i want to have sex with this anime girl

>>532732072
I hope we get to see some of the points within their youth where they were actually happy. Maybe we'll get a flashback to them setting off fireworks indoors.

>>532678893
The sex appeal this shley radiates... it's too powerful for me...

>>532540372
Acting like there is an issue with not being normal when that could just as easily be “unique” or “special” instead of “freaky” or “weird” is why you’re a stupid nigger

>>532739072
Yeah, you guys are special alright.

>>532625972
Federal bureau of impregnation

>>532661427
I love it when they listen and shut the fuck up like a good little pussy

>>532740063
And that’s a good thing impotent nigger

>>532741879
That's fucking good.

>>532741879
His eyes should have a slight green glow.

>>532741879
Cosmic horrordrew

>>532742668
thots and onions?

>>532743029
kino

>>532737201
It doesn't seem to have to ability to take anyone's soul unless it's a part of a contract

Ashley writes fanfics about her favorite shows that are just self inserts of her and Andrew

>>532746010
Cute. Picrel is if they would've grew up with Mario.

>>532746010
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/503102558/#503459649

>>532743029
Tacky edit compared to the original.

>>532747763
It fits

>>532656249
>>532647415
Chill out stupid worthless nigger

Ashley could've shot Andrew no problem.

>>532749798
what the point of publishing this was in the end she could not do it

>>532746463
I love autisticley

>>532751294
She could not do it because she already experienced the vision where she kills Andrew, without that vision she would've pulled the trigger and regretted it.

>>532750659
no shot any of their kids are going to be normal

>>532752579
Andrew and Ashley has such terrible lives that it'll bottom out and loop into their children being relatively normal

>>532754413
I just want Andrew and Ashley to try and make things work....

what a deranged individual

Every single post in this thread is me

>>532754850
Julia is actually a what?

>>532755060
cutie

>>532755162
Oh wow you weren't lying

>menstruation
so Coffin is now getting shut down for reals?

>>532758453
>Menstruation
>Makes normies lose their minds

Kek

>>532758453
Probably has been mentioned a thousand times over but it's funny how people are scared of sex and all those things listed but not (non-sexual) murder or violence.

>>532758453
what's offensive about smegma

>>532754850
I mean, I've seen worse here. Far, far, FAR worse.

>>532758739
Only the zoomers
>>532759305
Look, Nemlei is better retiring herself from steam and setting up a website or something. It's over, everything is offensive, you exist and that offends someone somewhere for any reason whatsoever. This is insane, and eventually you won't be able to even say "bitch" on screen unless some jew corporate overlord is backing you up. It's over, Coffin is finished.

>>532754636
Cliffhanger will be the first good ending

I just want happy siblings.

>>532761241
Trust the plan

If Steam follows in Itch's footsteps we are not getting this fucking game finished.
Fell for it again award.

>>532763560
I wonder if by 2030 people will get a new gimmick or will keep censoring and censoring until nothing is left.

>>532763560
If steam copies this list then they'll have to remove stuff like baldur's gate 3 because of the bear scene, no way they'll do that.

>>532760565
That will only be the beginning
>>532761428

>>532760565
Splat was the good ending.

>>532763560
I hope the author doesn't change it to "they are not blood related at all so having sex is okay" just because of this
>That Picture
Also let's analyze that bullshit list
>Non-consentual content
Basically literally everything. A secret birthday party, npc talking to you because a script, etc
>Underage or barely legal themes
Game for kids or with characters who are children. Like 90% of the video games
>Incest or pseudo incest
Implying Only interracial couples
>Rape, coercion or force related
By definition, rape is to steal. So all action games
>Sex trafficking implications
Games similar pokemon or RimWorld, where you capture others and you integrate them to your colony or breed them to have better offsprings
>Revenge porn, vonyeur, hidden cam
Video games?
>Scat fetish or extreme harm
Would be alright if it were just scat fetish but it's also pee, which it's often used for funny characters. Also "extreme harm" is all games where there is death and violence

TL:DR they want to ban everything that's not Fucking boring

Rip to all UK calganons who can't access 4chan now

>>532766290
>First they came for the poofags, and I did not speak out because I was a peefag

>>532766406
The 4chan one was false.
>deddicated
Xitter and Discord was legit though.
t. bong

>>532766543
Will they require you to have a license to kiss your sister next?

>>532763560
What the fuck constitutes "barely legal"? 18-21 years of age? They're banning sexual content involving adults too now?

>>532767532
You'll recognize it when you see it, that's the logic anyway.

>>532754850
Sure am glad I'm not that guy

>>532768252
Based

>>532767532
What? You thought harpies and simps were joking when they said shit like "height of consent?"

You heard it hear first. Ashley's soul gets removed from her body in 4A, and then Andrew destroys the evidence by chopping up her body for lunch. Since the demons can return souls to bodies, it makes sense that Ashley's tar soul could be inserted into another human's body: somebody who is not Andrew's sister. That way Andrew can non-incestually fuck his sister, and we get the happy marriage ending with 5+ non-inbred offspring.

>>532768783
>You heard it hear first

>>532769072
>Gradually I began to hate them.

>>532763560
Steam would have to get rid of so many popular games that this would never happen

>>532765926
Andrew gave up and Ashley followed because she didn't want to live without him. It was tragic and everyone lost

>>532770259
Hag ass best ass

>>532769169
Wouldn't that just smoke up the whole house?

>>532759305
Dick cheese culture is a normal thing in every uncircumcised man. Just a nice fishy reminder to wash your genitals.
Other than the stank it's not bad since it's very lubricated.
Maybe Mastercard CEO are circumcised and jealous of the natural lubricated chads

>>532771256
It was also heartwarming how Ashley proposed the jump.

>>532773686
>normal thing
I've literally never had smegma, mom washed my foreskin when I was like 3 years old and told me to wash it every time I shower because it's as important as brushing my teeth.

>>532766763
Here's what they do to you when you don't have a loicense for that knoife m8

>>532774346
>Mfw mother never washed me nor made fondue with all the dick cheese
am Just like Andy. I hope Mastercard is not reading this thread and demonetize 4channie.

This is normal.

>>532775901
>waking up feeling the warmth and softness of your sister's bare skin
>sometimes arousing, sometimes tender and affectionate, always comforting

>>532776515
>and sometimes drenched in sweat
Get the fuck off me Ashley!

>>532504416 (OP)
Kiss your sister

>>532777593
>not getting sweaty with your sister
Harrumph.

>>532777717
The bow really seals the deal

>>532777593
Just turn up the AC

>>532782180
The optimal temperature for your home should be somewhere between a freezer and the Siberian tundra. Sistercuddles under a blanket for warmth are a whole different ballgame.

Real question but why didn't Renee abort? She is obsessed with appearing good to everyone else, so did she think that becoming a mother at 15 is better than abortion or birth control pills? Were they too poor to afford this? Both her and Douglas had problems with their parents so its not like they could have asked them for help either. What do you think?

>>532784792
I really can't get how people don't understand the fairly simple motivations of these characters.

>>532784939
I mean yea I probably missed something which is why I'm asking you

>>532784792
Doug's parents did help them while they were really young, it's never directly stated but it's implied they lived with them for a time. They might have left/been kicked out when they were legally adults, or they might have moved out on their own when Grandpa Graves beat up Andrew for "letting" Ashley fall off the swing.

>>532784792
>Mom wants rebellious teenage daughter to abort baby
>Rebellious teenage daughter wants to defy her by having it anyway
Teenagers are just really dumb like that.

>>532786819
>Teenagers are just really dumb like that.
Good thing I wasted my teenage years doing nothing then

Andrew teenage pregnacny

>>532788409
what did anon mean by this?

>>532790183
nice

>>532790183
Imagine being those soldiers at the time, crazy to think about

I'd marry her in a heartbeat.

we need more pregnant teen renee art

>>532793108
pregnant AND barefoot

>sister is telling me a story
>I ask her to be a little quieter because she's started yelling
>she storms out of the house
What's her fucking problem?

>>532797312
You interrupted her.

>>532797312
>be anon's sister
>had some crazy thing happen
>want to tell anon about it
>get really into it
>"p-please don't yell"
>was this asshole even listening?
>fuck this, gonna go do something else

Embarrassing.

>>532732072
I love my tween sis all the time

>>532800381
Seriously, it's the easiest thing in the world.
>She actually said that?
>Jeeeesus Christ, I wish I was there!
>Man, fuck her, she's full of shit!
>Damn, you handled that better than I would have.
If a woman is telling you a story she thinks it was a big deal, and if a woman thinks something is a big enough deal to tell you a story about it, you get 50% of the points just for showing up and another 30% for pretending like it isn't completely trite and mundane bullshit.

>>532800381
>>532803560
I was listening, there was just no need for the neighbors to hear

>>532803951
It was literally the most important thing at the moment to her, EVERYONE needed to hear.

If Ashley were a cat (she is[all sisters are cats]), she would be a cat that brings Andrew various small dead animals and the occasional dead hussy as gifts.

>>532808794
>all sisters are cats
TRVKE

>>532767532
>What the fuck constitutes "barely legal"?
I assumes that means cases where the legality is technical but perhaps not culturally acceptable.
I don't think it would be shit like 18-21 year olds (unless they are retarded, cause what the fuck is the point of age of consent laws if the goal post just keeps moving?)
More than likely it's something like this: In my state the age of consent is 16, as opposed to the USA's federal age of consent which is 18. That means if an 19 year old and 16 year old are both natives of my state they can legally engage in coitus without legal repercussion. Doubly so because the state also has a 'Romeo and Juliet Law" that protects couples where the age gap is no more than 5 years.
So 'technically' a 19 year old could fuck a 15 year old, which is weird but not illegal.
I assume they mean shit like that, again, assuming they aren't retarded, which is a tall order for most people these days.

>>532810340
>assuming they aren't retarded
Might as well assume the sky is purple, while we're at it.

>>532810597
>Might as well assume the sky is purple, while we're at it.
Sometimes it is though at certain times of day.

>>532811342
We don't cotton to pedants around here. Scram, weirdo!

Hiya /calg/! Just checking in to see how you guys are holding u- um-- woah.. Nothing from Nems in *checks notes* round about 56 days huh? You guys must be going UP the walls right now haha!

>>532811605
The holofrost never happened, but they fucking deserved it.

>>532811605
At least /calg/ exists, No General Noelle. Other Nem games will ALWAYS be our shadow.

>Two days
>Still on the same thread
Thank God, slow /calg/ best /calg/.

>>532800948
I can see how this image is an aftermath of Andrew trying to apologize to Ashley after all his crimes against his innocent and pure little sister.
>Ashley: So you will apologize for going to college with all these hussies?
>Andrew: My beloved, I...
>Ashley: What about being violent?
>Andrew: That too.
>Ashley: And smoking that nasty shit?
>Andrew: Well, that's...
>Ashley: And me not being the depositary of all your attention and appreciation?
>Andrew: Yes, Ashley. That too...
>Ashley: And using me as an excuse for all the vile shit you did like murdering people and being jealous of other men?
>Andrew: This is going to be long...

>>532751719
Stupid nigger she’ll regret it either way I question your reading comprehension

>>532811605
And where perhaps is your general at???

>>532822947
You're posting in it, asshole

>>532817959
Ashley's a solid 8/10 on the Delphometer. High-tier sister.

So, Ashley's dream has the chalk lines you draw on to walk in a black void and they're similiar to stuff Max payne has to walk on.
Obviously, both games are written by finnish people, but does this mean the true passion Ashley has never discovered in her life is being a detective?