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>>532470464Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com-The New Game's Progress
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/>https://deltarune.com/#news>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9-Merch
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune-Books
-Undertale Artbook
>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk-Legends of Localization - Undertale
>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi-Extra Content
>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com>https://undertale.com/alarmclock>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots
>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH-Undertale Image Collections
>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba-Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag)
>https://utg.vidya.pics/-Recommendbin
>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6-Writebins
>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh-Comicbin
>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE-Fangamebin
>https://archive.is/iSiFg-/vg/ League team
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/-Wanna change the font?
>https://rentry.org/utg-font-Thread Template
>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw
>>532516664 (OP)I was gonna make a Ramb thread but this works too
Didnt Soul Eater suck ass?
fight in ch 5 between sans and asgore and we're just in the middle dodging the attacks they throw at eachother
>[ * Kris... If you're still in there...]
>[ * I'm sorry for this.]
>[ * As for whatever *you* are?]
>[ * Hope this hurts like hell.]
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Tenna blasting his circuits out on live TV because his name was found on the Dreemur Files
>>532516664 (OP)Doesnt even look like Kris or Chara, shit art
|sick dunk!] YOU'R [balding oaf husband] TO!
>B-But I can spell my name backwa--
ACK
>>532517080this pedophile is Pissing me off
i am the original Gary
>>532516973would actually be kino and a rather interesting take on it all
>>532516664 (OP)the image made me undertale/deltarune?
>>532516785So, about that Toby art being censored thing
I have upgraded my theory
It is either Kris with some monster feature, ears, horn, whatever that implies
Or the face is not a human face at all, whatever that implies, monster, vesel cage, combo of both
>>532517656HOW THE WHAT THE MAMA WHAT THE HECK THE WOH MAMMA WOAH MAMMA MA WHATโS WOAH MAMA MIA WHATโS WHATโS WHAT THE MAMA MIA WHATโS WOH MAMA MIA MAMA MIA WOH HECK WHAT THE MAMMA HEY HECK HECK WOAH WOH WOAH MAMA MIA MAMA MIA HECK HECK MAMA MIA MAMMA WHATโS MAMMA HEY MAMMA MAMMA MAMA MIA MAMA MIA HECK MA MA WOH MAMA MIA WHATโS WHAT THE MAMMA HECK MAMMA MAMMA MA WOH WHATโS MAMMA WHATโS MAMMA MA HEY WOAH MA HECK WA HEY WHAT THE WHAT THE WOAH HEY WOAH MAMMA HOW THE WHAT THE MAMA WHAT THE HECK THE WOAH WHAT THE MA WOAH WHATโS WOAH WOH HEY WOH MAMMA MIA WOH MA HECK WHATโS HEY MAMMA WHATโS HEY WOAH WOH WHATโS MAMMA MAMA MIA MAMMA WOAH MA MAMMA MA HEY WOAH WHAT THE WOH HEY MAMMA! What the HECK is THAT THING!?
>>532517036Oh yeah, a UT battle screen in Deltarune would farm some pogfaces
>>532517823NO JACK-SAMA PLEASE DON'T BAN MY FFNET ACCOUNT I PROMISE I WON'T POST LEMONS ANYMORE
>I read the manual
you didn't beat the game
>I use healing items
you didn't beat the game
>I use saves
you didn't beat the game
>I didn't go for snowgrave route to fight Neo Spamton
you didn't beat the game
>I defeated Knight post patch
you didn't beat the game
Susie isnt returning noelles feelings openly because everyone in Hometown is homophobic, transphobic, racist, and votes straight republican
No one told me Ramb has a fat ass
>>532516785Who put da Asrial in got dang microwave
>>532517813>What the HECK is THAT THING!?The sexiest man of all time.
>>532517967That seems unlikely considering their church is pro gays.
>>532517949You can fight Neo Spamton on regular route tho?
>>532517813The moment where the fujo ship went from whacky internet memes to chuckle at, to borderline canon event that I must tip my hat to
Would Kris have had the same hostile reaction to you if you raped ralsei or would he have been fine with it
What do you think Tenna's reaction would be upon coming into contact with one of his yumes that want to baby him?
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i love my boy ralsei
>>532517036The poor child is confused as to who her true friend is.
>>532516664 (OP)Help someone who played Undertale only when it first came out and doesn't know the deep lore, why do people hate Alphys? I mean she's a pathetic lesbian like Noelle, but people say she's immoral evil etc etc.
>>532518135Snowgrave NEO feels harder
Would Dess cry when she found out Hulk Hogan died?
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What object in the Light World would you be if you were a Darkner?
>>532517949>tfw missed my chance to beat pre-nerf knight without healing or saves into rape weird routetoby fox you hack fraud
>>532516973>purposely get hit by sans>weird route jingle plays>Asgore gets angry and kills sans
>>532518336How was Roaring Knight made easier? I beat it a few weeks ago. Took around 7-10 tries? Hardest part was figuring out how to dodge the circle of swords with the ones that fling at you, but once I realized I Just had to move a tiny bit at the right moment it was ez.
>>532517656Colliholy my beloved
>>532518340Damn, first Ozzy Osborne and now Hulk Hogan?
These celebrity racist pedophiles are dropping like flies.
Said Fave.
>>532518454They fixed the sword tunnel hitboxes, thats literally it.
>>532518173He would become 20x more insufferable.
>>532518306Incels jealous she can be a fat anime nerd and get tomboy pussy
>>532518306Was leading the main experiment / research on extracting Determination to transform monster souls to be as strong as human souls
Decided to sweep it all under a rug and not tell anybody about what kinda bullshit she's been up to, and only does it after the player / Frisk just straight up walks there in the True Pacifist route, finds out about it, where she snaps and goes "ok maybe i should"
Thats one reason straight from the top of my head.
>>532518313It is, because you dont have the party to split damage
Im just saying spamton neo is fightable in regular route and snowgrave
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>>532518401both of us should hug the living shit out of ralsei
>>532518454Forever will be the sword hallway for me, it looks way more easier than it feels because everytimr I feel like I got a handle on it, *HURTNOISE.OGG* *HURTNOISE.OGG* FUCKFUCKFUCK
>>532518426My own rotting corpse because that's how it would still be me.
But for real this time I'd probably be like a rusty old discarded hatchet head.
>>532518532>both ziosNothing of value was lost
>>532518340I dont think Noelle is a fan of bigoted conservatives so she'd probably go something like "Fahaha, cheezus that's wild! Anyways want to watch the trailer for Cat Petterz 5?"
>>532518306She did the determination experiments but desu I blame Asgore for falling for the olโ โghost in a metal boxโ trick first.
>>532518643therefore you didn't beat the game
reminder that Knight only nods at Kris if you don't take any damage
Only "good at the game" SOUL is canon
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>>5325183061. The conclusion of the true lab arc is cut short which makes people feel she hasn't received her comeuppance (never mind that her actions were 90% reasonable if you pay attention to the logs, some people will remember it as her abducting helpless alive monsters to deliberately melt them into goop)
2. She's annoying
>>532518589You should reread her note
>>532518803>Noelledamn bro can't even read
>>532518747I feel a tone shift here.
you good, chief?
Dess signing a Ralseili missile shortly before its launched into a Darkner elementary school
>>532518674YEAAAAH!
HUGS!
HUUUUUUUUGS!!!
>>532518906Dess is dead so why would she be crying
Hulk Hogan died?!?! Dont let Arnold die...I dont want to live in a world where zoomies ask whos that guy in Terminator...
>>532518589>>532518838What is determination exactly?
What was the immoral part of these experiments?
What is ghost in a metal box?
>>532518905I still don't understand what she did though? Also how is she related to the transsexual robot again?
>>532518692I have to defocus my eyes and not even look at the swords themselves as objects, just as vague blurs that I center my soul around.
Y'know, it's kind of weird how all of the major characters in the game *except* Sans have an equivalent darkner. Even Papyrus, who's equivalent is Lancer.
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Dear liberals. If Kris isnโt a guy why is Kerdly considered yaoi?
The game will be about how Noelle, Kris, Susie and eventually (you) are evil for playing bad routes in videogames.
>>532519145Gerson is Darkner Sans
>but h-HE'S A FUCKING DARKNER
>>532519065Did you uh... not play the game? Why are you even here, anon?
>>532518426A hammer.
Blunt force instrument. Can be applied as a problem solver, a force-multiplier to your arguments. But also has uses as a tool for fixing things if used in tandem with others.
There's no elegance to my actions. There's no need for finesse. Functionality first, everything else second.
You can solve everything with enough violence. But that does not mean that you should seek out violence all the time, given that there's better options, more peaceful options, always available.
>>532516664 (OP)>-Legends of Localization - Undertale>>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpiSomeone should update it because it's down
>>532519101>Whatever the fuck this thing isThe correct title is "Smiling Friends background character" style of Tenna
>>532519308Like I said, I played the game when it came out. That was ten years ago and I was not part of any fandoms. I am here because I love Deltarune.
>>532518589>>532518905 (me)
I mean, you did identify the actual bad part (the sweeping under the rug) but her note softens that a little
>>532519065You should re-read the logs in the true lab
You should also buy the key from Bratty & Catty and figure out where to use it
>>532519065>What is determination exactly?A longstanding mystery in UT. You can call it willpower but we donโt have an actual in game definition. The metal box comment was about Asgore thinking Alphys literally created a sentient robot (MTT) (which is why she gets hired as the new royal scientist) when it was just her friend piloting the thing all along.
>>532518589you're forgetting how ashamed and worried she was
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>>532519031well you see anon, that doesn't matter because she's also not real
>>532518306She killed billions(stopped them from dying and their families are happy)
>>532519294>gerson is full of hope for the future>gerson actively helps build character for one of the party members>gerson actually helps you in a vital fight>gerson isn't even a darkner>GERSON IS THE DARKNER SANS SWEATY???
>>532519279Kerdly is yaoi is the same reason kriselle is yuri, the enby can only make things more gay, not less gay.
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>>532519321I hope so.
don't want to have shouting matches here.
we are a general of peace.
Dess stole asriels virginity btw
>>532519145Anon says, going full pogface when Seam reveals a blue eyeball in the unstitched eyehole
>>532519583where did she put it
someone should give it back to him
What will the fanbase reaction be when the roaring Knight isn't Dess or Carol
>>532519454Strong hugs make you stronger so you can give even stronger hugs.
>>532519583she really has got to stop stealing his shit
https://files.catbox.moe/ep46xd.mp4
>>532519583As well as 36 dollars for her bad crack addiction.
>>532519486So her experiments created immortal people and everybody likes this?
>>532519446I see. Was she using Asgore's human souls to extract the determination and inject them into monsters?
>>532519443I do not remember bratty and catty or their key or the' true lab'
>You will never create a piece of art that is even 1/20th as good as Undertale or Deltarune
>You will never create a piece of art any non-trivial amount of people care about at all
feels kinda bad bros
>>532519686Quietly hiding how wrong they were
Dess gave Asriel one BIG hug.
>>532519686Upset that a year of fanart was invalidated in an instant, only for them to start drawing the actual knight (Rudy) fucking Kris (gay)
>>532518426the garbage bin and trashy is ashamed of me.
>THE KNIGHT CANT BE DESS, ITS TOO OBVIOUS
I think some of you guys are too obsessed with twists for the sake of twists and too readily disregard foreshadowing as "false hints". We're halfway through the game.
>>532519752>not creating art for your enjoyment and getting better at itDo you just want attention? Just be a twitter influencer and get your delicious likes. Maybe buy some bots to jumpstart your career.
>>532519737>I do not remember the' true lab'"i played the game 10 years ago" aside, did you even get the true ending when you played
>>532519708Kris hugs only made Ralsei self conscious to the point of pulling a michael jackson and becoming white
always doubt the power of friendship
>>532519737I misread and thought you played it for the first time just now, my bad
Might be worth a replay, if it's been that long a lot of it will feel fresh again and the game does explain this stuff
I need to do my own periodic replay some time soon...
>>532519752Imagine how little Toby cares that UT is not 1/20 as good as 30 year old movies or 400 year old music/paintings, and thats about the same energy you should have
>>532517036Change the name to frisk, chara or (You)
>>532519452And now we're coming to the morale dilemma.
Was it horrible? Sure. But it was voluntarily. It was new, uncharted territory, all in the hopes of a better future.
Does that mean her actions were justified? Sure.
Does that mean that her actions after the experiment went tits-up were justified? Fuck no.
But either you can see that she is suffering from it like hell on the inside, not wanting ANYONE to find out about it - and confront her about it.
The way you confront it? Up to you.
Personally, she went through her own personal hell, so there's no need for us to make things even worse, we should strive to improve things.
What if Kris isn't actually blue in the darkworld? They may have a special paint that activate and make them blue.
>>532518306She RUINED the TIMING PUZZLE
>>532519752Well not yet I haven't.
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goodnight /utg/. i am going to bed now. cya.
>>532519708ralsei voted best hugger 2025
>>532519686depends on if it's still an actually interesting character or something completely out of left field
if rudy's under there? people won't mind all too much, it's still cool and feels like there was lead up to it
if the knight takes off their helmet and there's some random ass cat the average player saw come out of a chair once? i don't think there'll be many all that excited for that one
>>532519960No, I played through once and got the neutral ending. I killed some monsters and spared other monsters.
>>532519994Yeah maybe. I need to get my girl into it so maybe I will watch while she plays. But we certainly aren't going to be doing multiple playthroughs to get the 'real' endings.
>>532519931It's more that art has helped me a lot (ngl Undertale is the only reason I didn't drop out of college, as cringe as that is to say) and I want to pay it forward.
...But also validation would be nice.
>>532520000Probably true.
>>532520102This is a better attitude to have.
>>532519906*snap*
Thats going in my Shame the Dessknighters Compilation
>>532519752I donโt care about competing with other creatives in terms of quality. Thereโs too many people and I also have a full time job
>>532519686Well people get so high and mighty on their own theories that they refuse to think any other possibilities that when it dose happen they'll pretend they never believed in their og theory or they're just gonna be bitter and call Toby fake and gay because they weren't clever or right.
I say this because ik fags who shut me down any time I give a theory and they end up being wrong.
I still think the knight is Dess' body and Kris' soul
>>532518426Probably rainbow-tinted polarized heart-shaped sunglasses. Fun and functional! (I actually own a pair of these and I wear them every day)
>>532520113eep tight, fren! :D
>>532519065>What is determination exactly?A substance human SOULs can hold, capable of keeping them alive beyond their limit, the being with the most determination in the underground is able to rewind time, monsters can't hold it because it makes them melt.
>What was the immoral part of these experiments?Trying to reanimate "fallen down" monsters by injecting into them determination from human SOUL's, it went wring, they melted together into the amalgamates and she hid everything.
>What is ghost in a metal box?Mettaton.
What if the knight is a reindeer turd filled with darkness? It has the antler and it could be so quirky
Actually I think I've improved art wise in the past few weeks. I feel like I'm finally getting a consistent, professional process down that I enjoy using.
>>532520150If you don't kill anyone you don't need to repeat any content to get the true ending
The true ending is worth seeing
Human... I can't remember...
>>532519145Futurama's Bender looks like Homer Simpson
Deltarune's Lancer looks like Comic Sans
Simple as.
worth noting that there is in fact a correct way to play the game and it is to get the true ending
>>532520153You can never receive validation if you never show it to the world.
You're at risk of having mean words thrown at you, but you always are.
As much as its hard to do, scramble your brain to see it as criticism for your work, instead of someone egging on your work because "X is not like Y so X is bad"
Life is full of choices and risks, and we take risks daily. But that risk is a choice, like any other. You can continue being stagnant and stay in hibernation, or show your work to others and try to improve on it.
Good work takes practice.
>>532518426A worthless empty prescription antidepressant bottle
>>532519752What counts as nontrivial?
I felt pretty stoked when my first fic got 20 kudos, that's like a room full of people
>>532520287aww who's a cute little monster??
*injects you with murder serum*
>>532520153I find Toby Fox and his creations to be motivating and life affirming. It doesnt matter if I wont have the same cultutal impact as him, whats important is that I trust in my own creativity and dont lose the passion to try. Its clear that Toby is incredibly inspired by various pieces of media and I think that helped a lot with my own feelings of "Am I just ripping shit off?"
>>532520153What kind of things are you making, anon? Tell me about it. I also have a game I want to make, but I don't have the drive to do it alone, so I kinda gave up on it.
I think the lack of an Alphys reveal scene after the True Lab was for pacing reasons since the last scene with Alphys goes straight into that final hallway with "the flower's gone" and then straight to the finale and an extra bit in between would've made things a little messier
On the other hand seeing how Undyne reacts to the Amalgamate mess would've been a really good opportunity to round out her character arc and show us another side of her so that sucks
>>532520353*nudges glasses up*
I think it is more of a time reset than a rewind, even when Flowey uses it, it doesnt really play the tape backwards, so to speak, moreso reverts to a previous state instantaneously
https://sexypedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Mippins
>battat has an incomplete sexypedia entry
>no entry at all for Ramb
What are you fujos DOING? Get to work before I hit you with a cane! GO! GO! GO! GO!
>>532519686Asriel = Eddieโs bro confirmedddddd
>>532520150 bro the game is 4 hours long
The hard mode will rewrite undertale and you all will be wrong
>>532520618While it might be more precise I think both can be used interchangeably.
human... i remember...
you're pussy...
be yankin...
ralsei's scarf hides his 1 cm thin neck
>>532520592Idk how old you are, but everything steals shit from everything, the execution is what makes it yours
>>532519906Dess is lost, tho. Knight is not. If Dess is the Knight, then why she does not live at Holidays' house instead of a shelter?
>>532520353Wait I thought mettaton was a real robot? Somebody else said it was a mechanical turk type creature? so which is it? Also what do you mean by 'fallen down' monsters? THe amalgamates I google and the're like abominations. Did she hide those in a closet?
>>532520365Okay thanks
>>532520725Yeah but we got work and a kid and obligations not much time for gaming
>>532518426How the FUCK would I know??
>>532520836>didn't shatterhaha.... i'll be fine...
>>532520759Anon, it's been years. Toby isn't coming back to finish UT hard mode. Only way that would happen is if he was doing it to tie new fun values into an ARG for deltarune's future chapters. But that's not gonna happen.
>>532518426a fujo glow in the dark star sticker
>>532520904Dude, undertale will take you like a max of 4 hours to get the true pacifist ending. Just go play it. Seriously.
>>532520962Right in the kisser!
>>532520660We're gonna eat SO much pizza when we post this post-ingame reveal and revel in the "I knew it" energy amongst the plebs
Just one more year for maybe one or two answers and a dozen more questions and then another 3-4 years wait
Ralsei is the scarf like how Master Miller is just the glasses controlling a puppet body.
>>532520548Roba didn't want that to happen((((
>>532520604Vaguely writing a book involving portals, dragons, and the CIA. It's actually going well this time (like my fifth fucking attempt).
I should be more positive.
I also have an idea for a video game but it's vague and gameplay-only rn. Been fucking around in unreal a bit though which has been neat, I guess?
>>532520592This is also a better attitude to have.
And don't worry, everything is a ripoff. Everything.
>>532520484This is good advice.
I should just finish something and fucking self-publish it or whatever.
>>532520725Nigga that is 1/4 of a day
>>532520872Yeah I know, its just something I personally struggled with when writing. There's knowing something in your head and then there's thoughts of self doubt that keep you up at night. But you're absolutely right.
>>532520592>Am I just ripping shit off?Tell me one actually unique media that, to its core boiled down, isnt ripping off some other shit.
UT/DR is straight up a classical JRPG trope that is gonna end with "teenage kids beat up god" while following the "friendship always wins" route.
Try to care less for the cultural impact on the whole world, and moreso on the people that do like it.
That way, while it might not be the hottest thing ever since Meet n Fuck Kingdom, your medium will become some underrated gem, which is worth more IMO.
>>532519583*anal virginity
>>532521007I'd like to see hard mode get added for the anniversary. 10 years is pretty major, and having a proper team behind him now, I could see him asking them to go back and finalize it on his behalf. The question of what new monsters would end up added is a concerning one though... If he adds anything that could be misconstrued as referencing Deltarune, the fandom will implode
>>532521007"Undertale Hard Mode" is Deltarune chapter 6 when the Angel rewrites reality as its heaven
chapter 7 is after the aangel is banished, and it finally meets it desire, the Alarm Clock App where you may launch chapter 7 throughout the year to check in on the hometown residents and get seasonal dialogue.
there's a reason why Toby has never mentioned development of them
>>532520660please fix your photoshop skills.
>>532521152>Don't use the sample, it's bad >Also don't involve our daughter.>Literally dose both in one go because "don't worry mom I wanna help" shit.
>>532518340Probably
>>532520113Gote night gote
>>532519686This is a rerun of
>how mad will the fanbase be when Tenna isnt a TV head Toby would never do that its too lazy
I LOVE TENNA!!!!!! I LOVE TV!!
10th anniversary update:
over the logo of UNDERTALE will appear a speech buble with "i am old"
>>532521232Wtf that premise sounds way cooler than youre dooming about keep going pls
Chuck Mangione also died recently what the fuck
10th anniversary update:
Undertale - Removed the Nether
i want to fuck ralsei and will vicariously do it through kris
Can someone explain who Spamton and Tenna are? I never saw these characters in my playthrough.
>>532518306My only complaint about Alphys is that we got to sit through the entire process of her going from friends to lovers Undyne but then we missed out on the most important part of all, Undyne's reaction to discovering she had been regularly hanging out with her right above her fucked up laboratory full of amalgamates.
I don't even think Undyne should like, break up with her over it, but there should have been a reaction at all. Undyne gets fucking butthurt as hell whenver something bad happens to any monsters, but when it comes to Alphys, it just gets shoved offscreen and you can only assume that maybe she got told before the game ended.
>A porn addicted girl.
>A pussy and penis girl.
>A gaped and abused boy.
>A stolen innocence boy.
>>532521906go play deltarune chapter 2
the demo has chapter 1 and 2
>>532520904>ait I thought mettaton was a real robot? Somebody else said it was a mechanical turk type creatureIt's a ghost, like nappstablook and mad dummy, possessing a bot.
>Also what do you mean by 'fallen down' monsters? Monsters before dying go into a coma called fallen down.
>THe amalgamates I google and the're like abominations. Did she hide those in a closet?She hid them in a lab.
>>532521946Spamton's brain tumor is pulsating again.
>>532521382>Doesn't understand what grief can do to a person's sanityI understand anon, empathy is not for everyone. Especially if you are a nigger, or a pajeet. Subhumans always have hard time understanding complex feelings
>>532520237I believe Rudy is the knight, and Dess is a soul living within Carol. The voice we hear on the phone with the spiky outlines is the voice of Dess speaking through Carol
>>532522015credit roll = I'm done with a game. I've never had motivation to keep playing a game I finished just to see alternate routes.
>>532520735>Thought it was a photo>Realized Kris was painted in>Realized everything is painted.Absolute talent
Where does the name Battat come from?
>>532521946wow! he's literally me!
Spamtom is Dennis Rodman
Queen is Shaq
Ralsei is Jokic
Jevil is Steph Curry
Dess is Kobe
Kris is Lebron
Suzy is Charles Barkley
>>532522209>alternate routesyou literally meet spamton in a normal route
you didnt play the game.
>>532522209Nta but Spamton is impossible to miss in his first fight, if you read what he tells you can easily follow his questline.
>>532522305Mike mini game. The names are originally mentioned on Noelleโs blog. Theyโre lifted from Cat Petterz in-universe
>>532522363Queen played against plumbers
>>532522468I killed the king and saw the credits. I won.
>>532522209I dont believe you played chapter 2.
>>532522620chapter 2
you meet him in chapter 2.
you meet your spamton fursona in chapter 2.
thats literally it.
>>532522190I wonder if there's a computer with access to the internet in the shelter and if Dess is reading these posts
>>532519583She thought but little did she know Catty was first, this revelation will cause the Roaring
>>532520660This nigga is the biggest proof all of this is Asriel's game come to fruition, how else can he know about the schizo bosses how does he have the shadow mantle how did know that the Knight would appear either it is all a game or he has a shadow crystal or shadow ball pr some way of seeing the future
>>532522620Nice bait Anon-kun
the roaring except its called the roping because all your headcanon ships were proven to be false
>>532519752yeah but, its for me first , what matters is if I and my friends like what I make
>>532522783bro literally ripped out his eyes and smile and you're wondering how he knows the future? If he's not Friend's discarded meatpuppet he's got the mans himself on speeddial he can know whatever he wants
>>532520287What happened to her?
>>532522735He does. Gaster however got the shelter post banned so all she can do is watch and not yell at everyone who is slandering her.
Man I just saw a big tumblr post saying that basically we overthought things and Susie is normally supposed to be the second hero but his evidence just made me more convinced of Kris Second Hero theory because aftert taking a second look at it the panel with all three heros could easily be Kris with longer hair, The Vessel and Ralsei.
>>532522760The plot of Deltarune is about how Kris and Dess have been spending so much time larping about being epic Dark World villains that the world has moved on from them
>>532521628I'll try, anon.
call me the Roping Knight the way I plunge my blade into Ralsei's dark fountain and make him unleash thick ropes
>>532518892Fucked up evil pedoe...
call me the Raping Knight
Kris unleashed a "dark fountain" because Toriel's cooking is giving him the runs
Why the fuck is it called the Roaring Knight, it doesnt even talk. How did Queen even come up with that name, she didnt even know what the Roaring was?
>>532522363>Kris help me save the world from The Roaring Kris: Shut up Cracka
>Kris help me hurt your friends and kidnap your mom.Kris: https://youtu.be/XDHeATCayBw
Roaring knight? More like whoring knight floating around with a devine body like that. The knight can get it. Idc if it's a man or woman in that armor.
>>532523527The first thing it does upon appearing on screen is roar at you
The forbidden omocat Kress folder
>>532522363I dont know who half of those people are
>>532523647The first thing you did was annoy me but I'm not going to introce you to everyone as Annoying Knight.
>>532522363RALSEI IS SERBIAN??
THERE ARE DARKNER LANDMINES IN HOMETOWN????
THERE'S DARKNER WARCRIME SONGS??????
My theory is that Dess is the knight, but she's basically comatose and the only way she has any agency is in a dark world. Similar to how Gerson is dead but can be alive in a dark world. It's the reason she's silent, feral, and her form is a lot less defined as the other lightners. But I think this is also why Undyne was able to be dragged to the shelter. She's a cop who can benchpress cars. She might have been caught off guard in the dark world but I can't imagine many people being able to overpower her in the light world. She got to the light world, saw the sorry state of dess and whomever inserted her there, and realized there's something more. And that something is in the dark world in the shelter.
Does anybody have that picture of Kris with the fake tenna nose on looking right in his face going "tv..."
>>532523729Wouldn't be surprised if Omocat is the local kress poster.
>>532522363Dess: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibCNnzxfS6U
>>532523846the one who keeps pushing the molesting angle, perhaps
>>532523610>B-BUT WHAT IF ITS RUDY?!?Then good for him, he looks great
how do i stop being horny for the characters
>>532524013that hospital diet is doing crazy things to his figure
>>532522453>everybody making fanart of friend laughing about december/killing december>mfw the game points more towards friend LIKING december and the two being personally connected
>>532521946I hope he dies!!!
>>532524047Stop looking at porn or provocative images of them, that includes not browsing this general.
>>532524047You take a rupturing blow to your reproductive organ. Your brain will stop making you lust after the hormones stop coming from there
>>532523950To be fair, a couple of those posts are also me. I just like De/ss/. I also like to post about Noelle having a mindbroken fetish towards the soul/(You), and Carol lusting after Asgore/Carol being the reason Rudy is hospitalized(he's recovering from the force of nature that is Carol's libido)
>>532519324it is extremely normal for heterosexual red-blooded males to want to tittyfuck and hotdog and creampie this gameshow host
>>532520836>Possess Susie*
>>532522975Nothing! She lives happily with her mommy and daddy
>>532524047why would you want that?
>*beep* *beep*
>*click*
>Miss Carol, itโs โMeโโฆ
>Yesโฆ yesโฆ plan A is a successโฆ
>>532524013Noelle's dad has got it goin' on
>>532524312Would have been perfect if Kris was shorter
>>532524113I genuinely feel like Friend is going to be parasocial as fuck.
>>532524383...in DELTARUNE Yellow, right?
>>532524047Put your dih away Waltuh
Fave keeps wiggling their butt at me and giggling at random times of the day. What do they mean by this?
>>532521242Nigga you failed math.
>>532520836>Kris scoops the soul back up when susie's back is turned and sticks it back inside of him>He's suddenly floored with the urge to get stepped on>Like he has to physically stop himself before "step on me" is vomited from his mouth by the soul>Every save point afterwards notes that he's "Filled with the power of knowing that one day it could happen again">kris and the soul have LONG talks that boil down to kris trying to talk the soul out of filling his head with horny thoughts for his friend>But it's no use, every moment away only makes the soul want it more>absence makes the heart grow fonder
>>532520836Kris is gonna feel that once he puts the SOUL back in. I wonder if he will instantly go *splat* in front of susie if he does.
Remember you gotta do one weird route run so sans freaks out and leaves the timeline so you can reset that file and get the perfect ending because he's not there.
Kris is he/him. End of story.
>>532524786Palpatine Susie theory
>>532524775No, no, accounting for sleep it is approximately 1/4th of a day.
Somehow Wingdings returned
I do not care for bug Tenna
Tenna is obese. End of story.
My theories were right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyRRWc62-ek
Susie Dreemurr
Formerly Susie "Wingdings" Gaster
An ANTenna hill with a lot of ant-tennas working endlessly for their pipis laying king spamton.
>>532525024*Kris is she/her. End of story.
>only theories I ever had were A Commanding Tone and Vessel=Knight
>they got killed in chapters 2 and 3
I'm washed...
>>532524669It means he needs to be serviced
>>532525247Tobby tenna is not meant to be producer sama, stop projecting
>>532524453KRIS
GET UP
THE ROARING IS HAPPENING!
Its herstory, not themstory
>>532525261>I'll CONSUME it all later
>>532525554Kris nods
Kris goes back to sleep
>>532525478>A Commanding Tone?
>>532525638What is this, some kind of Earthbound Beginnings?
whiteboard: https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/94926140-5150-2205
Magma: https://magma.com/d/zwvExP8tCq
https://www.ourworldoftext.com/utg
>>532524453>She leg-locked?>Dump it
>>532524113Yeah, I've been assuming that FRIEND was Gaster's first plan to defy fate and save December but it turned out using weaponized uncertainty is, well, inconsistent at best he went with plan B, The Player.
Someone explain why am I evil for making Noelle stronger but Berdly gets away with manipulating and abusing Noelle to inflate his own perceived worth
>>532519215Do not cry little dear, there is a solution
>>532524349i dont want to get addicted to boysmell
>>532525478Vessel=Knight could still technically be the case.
Consider.
>With no SOUL, the vessel is inanimate.>Inanimate objects become darkners.>Being a vessel, it easily takes in darkness and becomes like the titans.Though, uh...the Holiday family comparisons are hard to overlook.
>>532525410It's a weird polygyny type situation, Spamton and Tenna both mate with each other and the workers and lay pipis eggs.
>>532518589technically mettaton is also at fault because it's implied he knew what she did in true lab but kept quiet about it. but he's funny and has far more immediately relevant crimes, so everyone just passes over that one
can someone post a dancing cat?
>>532526039>Carol/whomever just lobbing the lifeless vessel into a dark world>Knight lands face-first with a sticky note on what to do when it comes to
>>532526039But the knight is animated in the light world, until he has someone to pick him up and take it to the bunker with Undyne.
>>532525996Kris is a filthy ningen, that's why
>>532523846>Pretend to be reformed >Use anonymity to engage with your sick fetishHold on...
>>532526039i did not give my vessel hench shoulders and the inclination to shake it back
>>532526006That doesn't change anything it just leads to a shitty doomed marriage.
so susie says she's lonely and sad she has no friends but at the same time was willing to bully Kris and pretend to hurt him by biting his face?
How does that work? Does she want friends or not?
In the year 1225 Frederick II sent a thousand Knights to the Levant. What are the lore implications?
>>532526495She gave up on having friends at this point.
>>532526541gaster's real name is fred
>>532525849The way Kris empowers their allies via the soul is by their own voice. Since we never hear them talk they could just be telling the party how to act. Showing that Kris DOES have a way to make changes in the world despite what chapter 1 tells us. Just like how we tell Noelle how to act in chapter 2. But S/R actions killed it so I dont believe it anymore.
>>532526039Maybe...but I think the Holiday connections are too obvious. I still have high hopes for the Vessel though.
>>532526450There are plenty of cases of that on the Internet. People make alts and just re-closet everything again.
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oh shit
Do drugs exist in dark worlds? Where do they come from?
>>532526301Playing devil's advocate here.
It's not out of the question that there could be a little dark fountain stored inside the vessel that animates it in the light world.
>>532526541>Frederick II died aged 55His life took a Weird Route
>1000 KnightsMulti-Knight/amalgam Knight theory real
also possibly a pun on 1001 nights, the Dark Worlds are stories stalling for time to entertain the player before the inevitable one ending (final closure of the game and death of the world?)
>>532526736>kill Tenna>immediately turn around to Naruto poseDess is so goofy
>>532523846...you're not as crazy as you think you are
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>>532526636>Maybe...but I think the Holiday connections are too obvious. I still have high hopes for the Vessel though.I mean....it could be both. Consider the following: pic related.
>>532526762>altering your perception in an altered realityseems like a waste of drรผg.
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WHY IS RALSEI DEAD IN 2 HITS
I think the vessel's role is going to be exactly what it says on the tin. Eventually Kris and us are going to get separated for one reason or another and we take the vessel, finally "choosing who we are in this world"
>>532526971Classic Ralsei moment.
>>532526762Drugs can't become darkners because they're consumables. Would be fucked up to mean Weedy the Joint just to incinerate him for a quick high.
>>532526971The Knight detected his smelly immoral sperms and sucked them all out of him
>>532526885I...dont think either of those are cats
>>532526887Hmm, you make an interesting point. After all a puppet needs a hand. Maybe my schizo theory still has some juice...
>Hello again, Kris.
>Ah, of course. YOU wouldn't recognize me.
>I've been watching you for so long, it's hard not to feel like we're close friends!
>This is the first you've seen me, but [player] and I are intimately acquainted by now.
>You've become such a different person in the short time since this all began.
>You've even lost your mischievous grin.
>If I didn't have mine, I would surely fall apart!
>But enough about me. Let's talk about YOU, Kris.
>You want to go back and fix everything. Stitch every rip, repair every tear.
>You thought you could use [player] to achieve your goal.
>It's no use, you know. Even if you could return to yesterday, YOU wouldn't be the same.
>No matter what path you take, you're headed nowhere.
>In the end, this world is bound by rules we simply can't comprehend.
>Fighting against it is madness, but I suppose we're all mad here.
>However, there is someone who does understand it. Someone with the freedom to do anything.
>The one you have been resisting all this time. [Player].
>Should your wishes be heard, they may yet be granted.
>I shall be your microphone, Kris. Tell [player] what it is you desire.
Are most darkners aware of other dark worlds besides the one they live in?
>>532527056Retard SOUL design, keep it simple
>>532527130Spamton and Tasqe manager both use cat elemental attacks I think. So both ARE cats.
Angry Birds reporting in. All your theories don't matter. We are recruting Berdly's unconscious body into our franchise.
>>532526971>Knight immediately goes feral and targets the soft innocent goat boyMany such cases
>>532527319but they dont look like cats. Spamton is more like a rat and Taskmanager a fox
>>532527314Anon, why are you trying to make me want to fuck myself? I'm not a little girl with pigtails.
But give me more.
>>532527349>Angry Birds become Incel Rage Avians
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>>532527575Berdly is not an incel, he is a troubled teenager, like all of them.
>>532527359He remids her of Asriel, so she instinctively pounce on him.
>>532527314This is boring pedoshit
>>532527745It's pedoshit?
>>532527056i think someone else is gonna steal it and wear it
either ERAM or one of the ghosts
>>532527314Stupid sexy me
I need correction!!! #
>susie was supposed to be darkner hitler/stalin
>jackenstein dying was supposed to be a mayuri type event but through the power of friendship he gets to stay alive
>also explains why ralsei is so antsy around her healing and tenna is worried about her specifically
>"hope crossed on her heart" i.e. the hope that lightner-darkner relations would return to basically machine slavery (which is why ralsei seems to encourage it so much, to save dissenters)
>the jealousy is between kris (for having a soul and thus being "intrinsically good" while also ruining noelle) and susie, who is prophesied to be evil
discount anything I've said
Is martlet Berdly's sister or mom or aunt or
>>532527056The finale of Earthbound is Ness and the gang putting their consciousnesses into artificial robot bodies because they cannot physically survive the final area. Definitely think Toby will pull something similar.
>>532527876I'd donate my vessel to a ghost. Than I can use Kris for what I said I'd do in undertale. I'd smooch a ghost.
>>532527732Did we play the same game?
Actually that's a stupid question. Berdly defenders didn't play the game at all
>>532519324Macro TV Boobs
okay i lost to roaring knight my first attempt
please dont tell me i have to fight tenna EVERY TIME i want to refight knight....
>>532528271You need to go back to the save point AFTER you fight him
>>532528271No walk backwards after the tenna fight and save than finish the chapter and choose to keep playing and Gaster will give you a fast retry button.
>>532527732If you don't have at least one child by age 14 I don't know what to tell you
Incel
WHERE'S MY HAPPY TOWN
WHERES MY MEAT FACTORY
WHERE'S MY TROUBLE DINGLE
>>532528443oops i forgot to do this so I DO have to refight tenna xdddd
>>532527736>Kris, help! I'm being mauled!>Kris looks at the Knight>Pinning ralsei down>Tearing his robes open>Doing something that looks...>Like something very much not like mauling>Ralsei IS being choked, though>Kris briefly thinks about the implications>His poor brother....>...he should probably get the knight off of ralsei>....is what he'd say if the knight hadn't gotten off already>Just a pile of wet fluff left behind>The knight is positively glowing>(the fight skips to the final attack)
>>532528085Footjob from Frick
>>532528001>susie was supposed to be darkner hitler/stalinUnlikely because according to Toby her starting as a bully was a last-minute change.
>jackensteinNot in the prophecy as far as we know.
>also explains why ralsei is so antsy around her healing and tenna is worried about her specificallyYou might be on to something here.
>"hope crossed on her heart" i.e. the hope that lightner-darkner relations would return to basically machine slavery (which is why ralsei seems to encourage it so much, to save dissenters)I don't think this is the case, but I don't believe for a second that the "girl with hope crossed on her heart" is Susie.
>the jealousy is between kris (for having a soul and thus being "intrinsically good" while also ruining noelle) and susie, who is prophesied to be evilSusie being the jealous one would be a twist, but it would also make sense to a degree. Isn't she associated with burning somehow?
>>532528529I think its weird how important the prophecy is to the Lightners to the point of being a basis of their religion yet Susie has never heard of it at all.
>>532528481What does that suppose to mean?
>>532528505>Happy TownHometown
>Meat FactoryVessel Maker
>Trouble DingleThe little clearing in the woods (or dingle) that the shelter is in
The Undertale songs were from before Gaster hired Kris to do the soundtrack
>>532528481Past the age of 12 a man without a family van be a bad thing
>>532528762Being their religion doesn't mean that everyone is religious.
>>532528218you're goddamn right
>>532528306...shit
[LOAD]...
[ERROR]
struggle*
This is my life now
-DELTARUNE-
Thump thump sound*
Credits roll
>>532528505Happy meat dingle rhehehhe
>>532528660>Isn't she associated with burning somehow?Not that anon and I don't really agree with what he's saying but yes
A few greens were posted yesterday
>>532420312Susie attempts to recruit Kris back after his betrayal in the later chapters.
>>532529045She doesn't have to be religious to know something basic about their own culture, any western person knows who jesus is
>>532529045Yeah but just because I'm not a Christian I'm still vaguely aware of Jesus
How come there are still no truly good DR fanworks?
>no good fics
>no good fangames
>nothing
>>532527151I really like the idea of FRIEND being an analogue to the cheshire cat, but not exactly the same. Like a distorted replica, in a way. The "microphone" part is a neat addition.
>>532423269The vessel interrupts Ralsei's knitting session.
>>532448457The Lightners find out that they are in a video game
>>532529494this is very triggering and gave my doggorino a stummy hort.
you chugs better stop it!!!
>>532529334You need a complete game to have more than just some alternate or possible scenes in the mind of the people
But by how long this game is taking, unless the ending is an absolute nuke in terms of hype
DR wont have as much fan content as UT had
>>532528529I don't care for toby fox mysteries anymore, it feels like all he does is set up new mysteries & then doesn't elaborate on them or it's just some twist that brings more questions than answers, I still like his games tho, I'm just tired of pretending his games can be solved like an equation when its clear he wants to say something else I guess
>>532528306all kris needs to do is make a dark fountain out of a monopoly board and we're set
>>532528840My brother in Christ get a hint
>Tem laid an egg>Kris impregnated Noelle>Catti is FULL of Jockington's snake eggs>Monster Kid and Snowdrake are 100% having gay sex (may be straight, one of them may be a girl, I genuinely cannot tell)Berdly has never seen pussy irl and he keeps getting upset around Kris who FUCKS
Susie is the only other sexless loser but she's a woman so you'll get executed by sharia law (western) if you talk about it
>>532529775do you actually think you're funny?
>>532529825None of the "mysteries" have answers. That's the way he writes; It's intentionally cryptic and none of the "lore" actually leads to anything. Letting players take the frayed edges of your work and fill the gap with their own theories is the easiest way to handle it. When you realize this, it makes it hard to engage with the lore aspect of the game.
>none of the lore leads to anything
What the fuck are you talking about, did you guys not play chapter 4?
>>532530169>this is what /sus/ posters actually believe
Ok I figured some stuff
>Kris's original soul is destroyed, this is the PARTS from the prophecy, the same as the little bits you see when your soul dies
>The parts are why he can control himself for a short time in the light world, but they presumably cannot emit light anymore explaining why he cannot enter the dark world without the player's soul, as without that light, his body would change form just like any other object from the light world
>Requires that monsters have souls just like in UT, but this is supported by Susie's seeming familiarity with the concept in chap4. Human souls are special again, being able to emit super bright light, close fountains etc
>Kris possibly had his soul destroyed on purpose to make a space for the player, perhaps to stop us mindraping noelle (the CAGE)
Unsure on Ralsei. He's clearly not an object on Kris' person since he stays with Susie at the beginning of chap2. He can't be fur from Asriel or something because then every monster that has fur would have darkner copies running around. Gerson is special because he has his special vase and placard.
I think he's something deliberately placed in all the areas that get fountains in order to facilitate the prophecy. However I have doubts about this because it would be unlike toby to not put some clue/allusion that there is a recurring object in the light world around where fountains appear.
>>532526450>>532526734>>532523846>>532526881And worst of all, she could be any one of us... She could be in this very thread! She could be you! She could be me! She could even be
>>532530169>"kris impregnated noelle"You are delusional
>>532529334Most fan works are either AUs, prequels or sequels. For any of these, you need a complete picture of the story itself, which we don't have (and this counting chapters 3 and 4, which are recent. We've had nothing but chapters 1 and 2 for years). Deltarune needs to end first.
>>532528762Its because the religion is likely a purely Hometown thing, and Susie has spent all her life moving from different places. We dont know how long she's been in Hometown and by this point in her life she wouldnt want to try integrating herself in their culture because she'll probably move out anyway.
...god dammit its just hitting me that her needing to move out again might be a plot point later. Might even be how Toby avoids pairing her with anyone
>>532530443almost thought i clicked on the wrong tab cause i have tf2g and utg open
Kris being impregnated by Noelle's cute girlcock...
>>532530241something wrong?
>>532530443Well omocat is a cool gal
As deranged and unapologetic anyone here
so...
>>532530169>(western)Your logic is flawed. Argument rejected. Berdly genderswap.
Krissing Kris in the krishole till I Kris inside of Kris filling Kris with my hot stream Kris.
Kris Kris Kris Kris Kris mc,krisington the third.
Ok enough saying Kris
>>532520836>Kris needs to go to the bathroom>He doesn't want the player seeing him take a piss so he stuffs the SOUL in the couch while Susie isn't looking>A few minutes later he comes out of the bathroom and sees Susie holding the SOUL>Shit>"Hey Kris, look at this cool toy I found in your couch!">She squeezes it>squeak.ogg>"Haha! It's like a squeaky toy! I told you you can find cool stuff in the cushions!">She keeps squeezing it, the SOUL begins glowing slightly>"It glows too?? And... vibrates? Huh...">She continues the squeezing just to see what the SOUL does next>The SOUL's glow gets stronger and is now visibly shaking>Eventually, it releases a huge burst of a sticky red substance, coating Susie's hand>"Heh, gross... What is this stuff? Why is it so sticky?">The SOUL has returned to its normal state>Kris just grabs the SOUL from Susie and tells her to wash her hands>Kris would later beat the SOUL for no reason
>>532530935Oh my god omocat hi what are you doing here? :3 I've never played your game should I?
Yes...eat more Mr. Tenna...
>>532531078>jizzes all over Susie's hand>"beats me up for no reason"
Let's. Genocide. Some Darkners.
>>532531306I'll make sure to feed him a balanced diet to keep him thin after his cheat days.
>>532530935Spycheck this poster
Is Jevil ever going to do anything?
>>532531306Ants love sugar!
>>532530741>Be Kris>100% human male (forced into they/them by woke slampig mom)>Dick is at least 8 inches>As girthy as your wrist>Deer "girl" you bullied all your life has a 3 inch penis (erect)>Think "Haha I can't wait to ravage this little piece of fuckmeat, my dick is so big!!!">Wake up next to her with a sore ass>In the following days you start feeling nauseous and lightheaded>Go to doctor>Pregnant>What the fuck
>>532531390She was LITERALLY soul-jerking me off, what was I meant to do?
>>532531548he let susie gamble
>>532528762Susie isnt in the religion
>>532531561>>Wake up next to her with a sore assHow did this happen?
>>532531561This is how humans went extinct in the deltaverse
>>532531548Totally not. Also keep giving Seam shadow crystals btw
>>532531548He already did tho
>>532531445Barely looks like asriel but it looks cool af
why does Ralsei wear makeup
>>532531786And Kris wonders why I try to push him with Noelle so much
>>532531548sad jester noises
>>532531561A return to Mpreg tradition... guess Toby himself is also in this thread.
>>532531447>>532531552He needs a lot of energy to balance out all his employees
>>532532121This Kris looks like he has pussy tho
>>532532097Because he isn't a he. She's a girl, pretending to be a boy, preying on Kris self-insecurities.
Ralsei is evil.
>>532532207hes jorking it he just hates taking off his clothes, he sleeps in the same clothes he walks around town in
>>532531548If Susie has the jeviltail on and uses bet in the tenna fight you hear him laugh.
>>532531768Kris got a visit from Rouxls Kaard's cousin Roofies Kaard
>>532532362no you can see in the image the outline of two fingers in his pants, he's definitely fingering his cloaca
>>532532208enlighten me, genius. why exactly, would a girl, pretending to be a guy, wear fucking makeup.
>>532532362This implies small pp which is cute
Also implies he walks around stinking like cum which is fucking hot
>>532521261A living "Are you frustrated?" meme.
>>532532653I think you're just imagining that but congratulations I guess you made me look closer
>>532532679because that's what boys do in tobyverse
did tenna watch the spamton love network
>Use DMT in the darkworld.
>You are transported out of the darkworld and are just in the lightworld room that's full of darkness and can just walk over and seal it.
>Now you're just high on DMT in the lightworld.
>>532532879there are exactly zero lightner guys that wear makeup
>>532532684Kris would be the type to not shower and think he smells fine while everyone around him knows he smells like shit
>>532531548the next occurrence of Toby running you over with his toddler car will also include Merge Without Looking and Asgore's Truck references
>>532532519noelle wouldn't dare roofie kris
>>532533149Nice pregnant art on the right
>>532533149chapter 1 era type fancharacter
>>532531768A long night of big shitting after eating the 12 course dinner she prepared for you.
>>532533010>be Darkner>use DMT in the Dark World>see the Light World>see the ???>https://youtube.com/watch?v=-9UUuxhh4Ao
https://files.catbox.moe/td426k.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/td426k.jpeg
>>532528660>Not in the prophecy as far as we know.ralsei would have pointed it out if jack weren't in the prophecy
>I don't think this is the case, but I don't believe for a second that the "girl with hope crossed on her heart" is Susie.this is such an obvious pull that i think playing it straight would be more subversive.
the prophecy is stated to be comically comprehensive anyway so I don't believe we could have gone this long with there not being some explicit "you shouldn't be here".
tbdesu i'm plenty concerned about ralsei's actions and intentions. it makes sense for us as the player to want to collect darkners but it feels like ralsei's supposed to be some kind of very friendly warden at times. he also doesn't seem to feel much remorse from killing hostile enemies but does apparently mourn friendly darkners he could have saved in castle town. ultimately he, as a darkner, has virtually no autonomy beyond a vague service of lightners and is forced to watch everything outside of that unfold.
it also makes me think about the titan fight, where ralsei starts to give up: knowing knowing there are one or two prophecy items shown that haven't occurred yet (jockington, for one) and that ralsei apparently has knowledge of things pertaining to the prophecy in the light world (ex: ch. 4 snowgrave), there was always going to be a way to beat the titan. thus, either the prophecy is so convoluted that any little divergence can be explained away (functionally no prophecy), or the non-agent darkners are preprogrammed in their actions.
>Susie being a bully was a last-minute changeshe didn't need to be. she could have fulfilled the same role as snowgrave noelle or something.
I think ramb, the pippins, tenna, etc. make it clear that kris is a fucked up kid so something as evil as snowgrave wouldn't be too out there. kris "playing the game" with darkners and maxing the dps out seems like an easy strategy.
>>532533078You thought Kris' literal eye shadow was natural?
>>532533246It wasn't her pookie
>>532528001>>the jealousy is between kris (for having a soul and thus being "intrinsically good" while also ruining noelle) and susie, who is prophesied to be evilWouldn't that mean that Wierd route is the one enforcing the prophecy, not Normal route?
>>532533526SHE WANTS THAT SMALL DICK YEAH BABYYYYY
>>532533607https://www.etymonline.com/word/weird
>>532533552I said lightner *guys*
>>532519547Kriselle:Yuri
Kerdly: yaoi
Kruise: yaoi again
Kralsei: straight
Shrimple as that.
>>532534060Berdly seems like the type of guy who would google human anatomy facts just to mog Kris
>Sans is totally chill with Kris
>Implied Sans came to UT world from DR world
>He fucking hates humans all the sudden
>Kris & Frisk have explicitly similar designs
>Openly states the only reason he didn't murder Frisk on the spot is because Toriel specifically asked him not to
Kris is gonna do something REALLY funny here pretty soon
>>532533952Ah, shit. You have me there.
>>532534268Kros is going to give tori a wet willy
>>532534487Krip would neverr
>>532528529I've reposted my OC in catbox links because I haven't gotten (You)s yet.
>>532534268>Sans meets one bad human>Immediately decides all of them, including the children, should be killed on sightBased sans
>>532534268Papyrus is going to come to the Festival and Kris will see this kind of geeky kind of socially awkward guy and not be able to resist the urge to prank him and even Susie will say "What the fuck is wrong with you"
>>532534584Exactly how I see white people, holy shit!
>>532523134Are you talking about this post:
>>532101135 ?
I cannnnt believe spamton made tenna get fat.
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>>532534915RAPE CRYIN BITCHES
>>532534268I still reject the "UT Sans is from DR" theory since it ruins his relationship with UT Toriel if he already knows what she looks like and has banged her in another universe
>>532533607I was talking from the perspective of the weird route for a second but I think it could hold, but it involves Carol somehow and it's basically just fanfic.
>>532534954No I was talking about a much longer tumblr post but I AM talking about that specific prophecy panel.
I've been wondering lately if maybe we weren't really interrupted during the vessel creation. I'm starting to wonder if maybe the line "nobody can choose who they are" was something someone told Kris once, and we were hearing his dream/nightmare about it. Maybe Kris was meant to die a long time ago and something prevented it, but didn't prevent us appearing, so we ended up taking control of Kris' soul. Maybe that nightmare was about Dess, and the reason he killed her was because he was angry. He ended up in art therapy afterwards, didn't he? Maybe Ralsei was the name he wanted to have, and Ralsei was the monster he wanted to be, but the memory of it was repressed, just like the third room in the hospital. Dess probably wasn't a good person/monster, really. Maybe he only stayed around her because Asriel did.
>>532518426How am i supposed to know?
My best guess would be a broken modern typewriter or etcher sketch
>>532535468Ralsei after sucking off the entirety of /utg/
>>532535116I'll admit to this thing I updated.
https://files.catbox.moe/gu66zl.mp3
>>532535663but he'll get aids if he does that
>nobody can choose who they are in this world
What the fuck? Is Toby a gender and sexuality essentialist? Kind of problematic in this day and age...
>>532528529I like that all of you guys are bigger degenerates and perverts than me because it makes me feel like I'm not dirty anymore.
>>532535584>brokenYou die if you're broken, Anon.
>>532535765He already has it
>>532535672shit how is that the wrong one https://files.catbox.moe/slgvbr.mp3
>>532535232Wypepo be like "I be dat they/them"
>>532535250Papyrus doesn't know what the sun looks like and doesn't bleed unlike Sans despite the Snowdin shopkeeper saying that him and Sans "showed up one day" together, so I also feel like the situation is probably more complicated.
>>532535672I need more BustaKnight
>>532535232It's a cultural thing, Monsters wouldn't understand.
>>532535730Somehow, Ecto Daddy Sans returned...
>>532536084>Papyrus doesn't know what the sun looks likegiven what we know of DR papyrus, I can believe he doesnt either
>>532535730Rudy is NOT built like that
mercedes benz and his humoid
Gerson is not a schizoboss because he didn't speak in all caps
>>532526380Keep crying, Chudjin.
>>532536210Peppino is the Knight...
>>532522114Look, Anon, I understand she was desperate and all that. But I still gotta call a retarded move what it is.
>>532535956>button eyeWhat is the significance of the three dots as eyes?
>>532536265FRISK IN THREAD
>>532535961it would be funny if one day tobby said "fuck it" and made a stupid horny scene like this in a serious moment
>>532518426A pencil taken from a hospital ward.
>>532536335*Kisses you aggressively*
>>532528529I hate it when the fun gang goes against my wishes. It feels malicious. I feel that faggot dog smirking at me. If I want to be mean to Ralsei, let me. I'll suffer the consequences for it.
Most of the nonsense in the game would be avoided if everyone just listened to my choices. But I'm railroaded just so events play out the way Toby wanted.
But when things go bad everyone in the fandom is going to blame the soul and not the retarded fun gang. Pisses me off
>>532536618I don't see anyone blaming Rudy's sickness on the SOUL.
>>532519686Worse than the reaction to game of thrones ending. Deltarune would dissappear from online culture by the end of the week. Even Toby couldn't survive such a massive writing failure.
>>532536084The situation is definitely a little complicated..
Also wasn't the "blood" in undertale just ketchup?
>>532536229>Papyrus is a fucking NEET in deltarune>goes through a character arc where he becomes more confident in himself>shit happens and Sans and Papyrus get sent to Undertale through some kind of machine??>the machine's broken now and they can't go backSeems plausible.
>>532536210Pizzapants' girlfriend "Roary Nite" showing off the gift he gave her.
>>532536869Not fat enough
>>532528529I just want DR to be over, i hate [WAITING]
Also same
>>532528762>>532529825>>532536618
>>532536946That's the fattest recent female Tenna art I've found
>>532518426dragon print button up shirt
>>532536618I'm opposite. When I'm nice to Ralsei, it is I, not fucking Kris. The hug is IMPLIED by the dialogue choice. Why everyone credit Kris with this, and yet almost electrocuting Noelle in the weird route is suddenly 100% "the SOUL", even though I never ordered it.
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>>532536869So much time spent hating Tennafags for liking the male TV, and look at me now.
>>532535730I can appreciate the male form but the ecto fatsuit sans has to go.
>>532536869Imagine scissoring with femSpamton
Anyone have any schizo theories for why kris and susie have rooms in castle town they never use? Ralsei wants it to be a place they can go back to at any time but they never willingly choose to go there, even after chapter 4 Kris is more willing to sleep listening to Toriel getting The Boner instead of his dedicated castle town room
>>532537095If thatโs the biggest you got Iโll take it. Thank you anon
>>532534003how do you manage to outsuck the gay competition and make everything unbreedable?
>>532537202i love shadowguys
>>532536229I was thinking that Papyrus not knowing what the sun looks like COULD be a joke about how he's a shut-in, even if I think that's stupid and doesn't make sense, but him not bleeding is too big of a discrepancy. Even if we assume not ALL Deltarune monsters bleed, the same monster types should.
>>532536913>Also wasn't the "blood" in undertale just ketchup?It's almost definitely blood now that we've seen Susie bleed, unless Susie is half-human or some bullshit.
>>532537627That's fucked up
>>532536187waiting for frisque to pull up with an afro and a switch like
>sheeeittt alphys witcho fine ass
>>532537726>It's almost definitely blood now that we've seen Susie bleed, unless Susie is half-human or some bullshit.Susie is literally "Fuck you, Fate!" Incarnate, she is a living rule breaker and that includes bleeding when monsters dont
Also did Ralsei ever actually heal her hand in that scene
>>5325196861) RK is clearly Dess-like
2) RK is clearly not Dess
Conclusion: RK is either a demonic being that sprung up from inside Dess and escaped her (Like Hanekawa's Tiger from Monogatari). Or Dess' spirit and soul is trapped somewhere else, and her body gained it's own will and escaped.
I genuinely still dont think Monsters bleed in DR, Toby is just repeating what he did with Berdly in Snowgrave. Susie just WANTS to be able to bleed so the Dark World gives her blood, but in reality monsters still dont bleed. Just like how we all thought monsters suddenly dont dust in DR because we convinced ourselves Berdly was actually dead
The voice in the code is our vessel
>>532538458I didn't give it voice
>>532538017>Susie bled because she felt like itThat falls under the category of "some bullshit", in my personal opinion.
RK?
Roaring Knight?
Rouxls Kaard?
Wake up sheeple
>>532538586>That falls under the category of "some bullshit"So the same category "Berdly isnt actually dead" is under?
>>532538168It has deer antlers which circles it down to a single household, its prominent features of bone denote death or decay which sounds like one in a family of antlered monsters.
bang.
its dess.
I don't want to make Noelle cast spells, I want to make Kris slash Berdly across the face with the knife
>>532537467I keep my eye out for any and all big TVs.
>>532537178Open your eyes to the cathode light...
>>532538586WHY DOES HE HAVE A MASSIVE COCKBULGE
>>532538690you gotta Twisted your Route
>>532538368If that was the case, then Kris would've looked like a demon goat (or a dog).
>but SOULStill would have looked like a Vessel, not like a blueman.
>>532538690Kris wants to hurt Berdly but needs to be given two moral outs for it, first of all making it (you)r command and second of all making someone else do it for them
That's just the way of things
>>532537723>7 AMwhat kind of job allows you to wake up that late
you wouldn't even be leaving home until like 7:30 or 8:00
Kris likes Berdly. He takes care of his unconscious body, takes it to the hospital, and changes his hot water bottle. He likes gaming with Berdly and wavedashing.
Noelle likes Berdly. It's just that Berdly acts out a lot and has to look smart at all times so he's obnoxious and insecure. But when he's alone with Noelle he can let down his guard and let his nice side out.
>>532538982Yeah what kind of insane shift would 9-5 be, that's crazy
>>532538871Clearly the SOUL wants to strangle Kris, thus Kris is constantly blue from lack of oxygen
Though genuinely the fact that Kris is 2 entities means the dark world cant please both of them, they're at odds
>>532539136Noelle doesn't like Berdly, Susie likes Berdly more than her.
But desu Noelle doesn't like people if they're not Susie.
>>532538686It being straight-up sane and alive Dess does not make much sense. Why does she hide from everybody? Why shapeshifting? Why summon Titans? Why not just enroll to college with Asriel or live in a Holiday mansion? Why "Find her"? Why there's a voice trapped in the dark as of chapter 2?
>>5325391419 to 5s don't really exist anymore though
I work from 7 to 6
>jerk off thinking of Kris
>finish
>minutes later think of Kris again
>instant boner
this twink is ruining my life
>>532539361>9 to 5s don't really exist anymore thoughthey absolutely fucking do are you high? Better question, what kind of shit job do you have that makes you work 2 extra hours unless you're a NEET making shit up.
Fave spent their entire day off in bed alternating between edging and scrolling because what's even the point of doing literally anything else.
>>532539208added to the compilation
My Undertale/Deltarune theory
>All the humans are male
>All of them are cute
>All of them have cocklust so intense that it drowns out their natural instincts for procreation
>>532531561>Noelle told by Carol that she needs to produce an heir ASAP>She doesn't like the idea but decides to do it anyway>For mom, dad, and for Dess, for the Holiday family>Invites Kris for dinner with her >Has a roofied soda ready to go>Distracts him with pescatarian food and some nostalgia bait, doesn't really work all that well>Kris getting ready to go home>Noelle offers to let him sleep over and watch a movie in her room>He says yes only when promised pricy craft sodas>After a little bit, he's chugged all the sodas Noelle has including the roofied one>Almost corpse like in how unresponsive he is>She sticks her doecock in his mouth thinking she'll get some decent action there>Nothing, just a wet hole and disappointment>She just gets to the point and pulls his pants out and lifts his legs onto her shoulders>Tightest, juiciest bussy ever>She cums too quickly to enjoy it and tries again>And again... and again..>Carol watching through the threshold to make sure its actually happening>Fucking hell she can't even date rape someone properly, the Angel really did take the wrong daughter>Kris wakes up the next morning next to Noelle feeling groggy>And with a weird sensation in his rectum>Noelle almost spills the beans on herself but manages to save it at the last minuteKregnant
>>532539613based I think Toby should hire you onto his team
>>532539613>All of them are children
>>532539613I have a very similar theory except it's not a theory, it's a fact
>>532539613I have the same exact theory wtf
>>532539318>You've always... been nice to me when it's just the two of us.
>>532539440Get onahole then fuck it while thinking of Kris
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
Sans is based, Asgore is too infertile and Kris needs conversion therapy.
He's the perfect father.
I have to step out for a bit, can you guys keep this jarred Tenna safe while I'm gone?
>>532538927The fuck did Berdly do to deserve this?
>>532539605cute tv and daughter
>>532539361I work 9 to 6 or 10 to 6 on weekends
these threads are better when it's tennagooning why are you all like this
>>532539728Noelle continuously cumming inside Kris' tight boyhole is so hot
>>532540096DON'T WORRY MY [[Premium Insurance]] WILL KEEP [[Your Investments Secure For Only $19.97]]
>>532539768Makes sense, otherwise I have no explanation why all eight fallen humans are children.
>>532540096Iโm going to fit a scoop of honey in him
>>532540070what are they gonna convert kris to
humanfags be like this fat kid is so hooooot and they're unironically
>>532540120Become friends with Noelle when she needed one after Kris abandoned her for 10 years over muh Dess thus completely replacing them
Also be so good at video games Kris needs to cheat to win
>>532540096In exchange I want a chocolate frosty, medium
>>532540096I put a spamton fly inside it.
The 2 are fighting now.
>>532540295>saying numbers lower than 10Careful, you'll get the Kristards AND Asrielfags and Frisk/Charafags horny
>>532539728>>532539728i'm so fuckingk erect stop it
>>532540465Beautiful image
>>532540398he/him town bicycle
>>532540462>third panelTenna's ice cream regenerated
>>532537454The lightworld is getting destroyed at the end of chapter 5 and those rooms will be homebase for 6 and 7.
>>532538669>Berdly isnt actually deadWe don't even know that yet, he might just die later. Besides, that's much more believable than "Susie got blood in the Dark World because she wished for it". If Susie has that kind of power then she should just wish for all of the enemies to disappear so we can beat the game faster.
facts:
undertale is a pedo game, deltarune is a ephebo game
My favorite piece of new fanart
>>532540760fat fuck has the infinite ice cream cone on hand
>>532540760>regeneratedrejenarated
>>532540420they're unironically what
They're unironically what, anon?!?!? Hello??!?! *smashes In Case of Goner'd emergency button*
>>532538669>>532540764Have you read/watched Harry Potter? Berdly's body in Chapter 4 is basically post-Dementor-kiss empty shell. He's as good as dead. Worse than dead, even.
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>>532540764We literally know he isnt dead because he's fucking breathing in chapter 3
Hey Kris I am a slug now haha, c'mon let's eat some plants
>>532541064>Worse than dead, evenan empty vessel
worth more than when he was active
Berdley is dead Snowgrave specifically said Fatal and thus far the battle descriptions of attacks have been accurate
>>532539101https://x.com/discat_3663/status/1948448398744715568
https://x.com/ayudaowa/status/1947475163844645338
>>532541121I meant chapter 4, I forgot 3 doesnt have the light world segment, but you get my point
>>532541064Berdly would've preferred a gamer reference
>>532541064why are we wasting time grooming noelle when we have a perfectly good berdly flesh suit to possess? are we stupid?
>>532539361>>532540295My job starts at 9 and ends at 6 but I take the bus so I get up at 7. Can't drive because of a physical disability.
>>532540334Best I can do is SpamtonNEOgooning but I have to get back to work so I won't be posting for a while.
>>532541309snoozie's new snoot
>>532541245Fatal means related to fate like weird route means route related to fate.
>>532540783Undertale is based and Deltarune is legal??
>>532541452not strong enough
>>532541309she turned from worm to angry worm
>>532541309Her nose is so mad
What's going on with Berdly seems pretty in-line with monsters Falling Down in Undertale
>>532541452>perfectly good berdly flesh suitNot really
STOP LUSTING AFTER MY NEIGHBOR HOLY SHIT
>>532541452Burghley is for (You)r dark ally who has exactly one or no vessels
>>532541846Sleep-Away camp ahh-looking Kris
It's ok to self-ship with the teenage characters because Deltarune's target audience is teenagers. Most of the players are in highschool and judging by the emotional maturity of /utg/ I think (you) are too.
Noelle sees Kris dressed as Santa and can barely hold herself back
>>532541745Look Kris, either we get childhood friend kino, or (we) get the mindbroken doemance. You wanted to make your own choices, so choose
>>532539767I'd fuck up the canon and just turn it into a gay H-game though
>>532539768YES!
>>532539850>>532539939>>532541097Gentlemen we may be onto something
>>532539613Noble theory, noble indeed. Agree with a good bit of it myself even if some other points are more personally contentious.
>>532542005Hold herself back from laughing! R-right?
>>532541597That was Chapter 2 theory. Chapter 4 goes against that.
>>532541452does anyone still have the comic where we get control of berdly and immediately leave the game because its berdly
>>532541475need more Spamton NEO...there's a new wave of art with him and Tenna but I need me some mechapuppet butte...
>>532519279If Kris is in a ship I don't like, then it's heteronormative bs.
If Kris is in a ship I like, then it's based yuri/yaoi.
Unless I'm in /utg/, then if it's a ship I like, it's based straight shipping.
If it's a shit I don't like, it's faggot shit.
Enbies are so convenient!
Toby really did let us use this one spell once kill someone for realsies and never elaborates
>>532542132Santas are just so scary...
>>532542331But he's not dead yet, because Toby is a pussy.
>>532542034We must join forces to create the Deltarune: Cock Route fangame
>>532541907https://files.catbox.moe/i506dx.jpg
>>532541916I self-ship with a young rabbit monster from apartment window.
>>532541846>>532542087>The life kris threw awaythat fucking idiot
>>532536913Y'know, Papyrus being an unconfident NEET is starting to make alot of sense to me right now.
>always looking down, has never seen the sun>If Kris ever talks to him he won't see them>Has seen green grass before
>>532542331If you can just kill whenever you want, your kills stop being so cathartic.
>>532539728>>532531561Losers. Stop fantasizing over this trash
>>532542281the only instance of this i have ever seen is the 4th, and only directed at kralsei, and not very strongly, mind you
>>532541745But they're just so cute and they never talk or do anything with me anymore and I miss them so much
>>532542419The only one who can defrost that block of ice
Is Fire Magic
*Hopes and Dreams remix plays as Susie and Ralsei turns into their final forms*
THE HUMANS MUST BE MALE SO I CAN MORE EASILY GOON ON THEM
>>532542571I've seen the first two a LOT lately, mostly on Suselle vs both Krusie and Kriselle arguments.
The third only pops up here from time to time, not even that frequently.
The fourth does indeed happen mostly to just Kralsei and only really here.
>>532540398into a suicide statistic
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Hah, little do they know... I can just alt tab and do something else. I WON'T move!
>>532542667>the fire bounces off and burns them
>>532542005Getting that theythem hole gaped by does going feral with lust is kinda hot..
When Tenna cums does his face turn to static or color bars or just go dark?
>>532542281I don't believe in this shit but I still use it to call out Suselle shippers for being bigoted for saying a they/them can't be a lesbian.
>>532542171Chapter 4 where he's comatose and immobile after being hit with a "fatal" magical attack?
>>532542281Sadly Kris will end up in zero ships because underneath the nonbinary virtue signaling hes still Toby's self insert and Toby is a a self hating straight white christian male who will willingly cuck himself in effigy as reparations for his imagined crimes and being successful and wealthy.
>>532542892That plate ain't blocking shit bro
>>532542812Toby, the man who put in an entire extra scene for staying in a hallway for 30 minutes when told to, did not put an alternative scenario here if you stayed still. He is losing his touch
LMAO, people really animated this
>>532542782i don't really interact with the fandom at large outside of this website, so i haven't seen the first two except disingenuously. though it does get thrown around a lot here disingenuously.
>>532543115I was really surprised that no matter how long I stayed still, they also just stood there completely braindead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSA99Zfuw7Y
Kino moment tho
The "we did it to the heckin Darkners, but will we do it to a Lightner....?" ...
..moment.
>>532543137>Kris's grab is way more reserved
>>532542558It's Toby Fox's vision you quaternary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOJwB80oCWk
>>532542549>Meets Rouxls and becomes his apprentice because he's so confident and cool>Learns about puzzles and how to make them>Mistakes Kris for some kind of sblurfI'm cracking this puzzle wide open...
>>532542430i see that ultrakill font
>>532543407*hickies and bites and sucks those thighs*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL4EeSCQDFk
>>532543137You know what, it says a fucking lot that every single instance I've seen of fans replacing a ship moment with another character has been replacing Susie with Noelle or Ralsei here, or seeing Toby's comment about head resting on head and replacing Kris with Noelle or Ralsei.
I definitely haven't seen anyone replace the thorn ring scene with Susie or Ralsei instead of Noelle, or replace Susie or Noelle with Kris or Ralsei in the closet conversation scene.
What if Kris disappeared that night, instead?
>>532542281Nah man you're not getting it, if you don't like the enby ship it's heteronormative *because* it's gay, and they're applying straight roles to a queer relationship
conversely, in /utg/, if you like the ship then it's based faggot shit. If you don't, anon is faggot shit.
The amount of gay must be nondecreasing, and the enby is the vessel that bears the queer agenda to fruition. This is why we need more of them.
>>532524587No, lost girl knows mike, it's mutual. Something happened to make michael what it is now
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>>532542973>as reparations for his imagined crimes and being successful and wealthyLMAO THE MISCHARACTERIZATION
Toby is really selfindulgent, goes to japan to meet his idols, interview the yume nikki guy, make music for goonable vtubers.
>>532543572Because the fandom is extremely gay and domesticating Susie with a thorn ring and giving her trance+ is too patrician for their tastes
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>>532543572Noelle being used for head resting doesn't even make sense because her head is TOO LONG for Susie to do that
>>532542446It's like he's in some kind of Cockgrave
>>532543795And has fucking antlers.
Like, at least Ralsei's horns are pointing outwards. Still uncomfortable but there's space.
>>532543572Because a) Susie will just smash the ring away and smash Kris face in , she doesnt even let us equip ribbons on her and b) Ralsei knows the full lore and the plot device wont let the Ring matter with him since he is so servile anyways
>>532543931for Ralsei it's a guide for her chin
>>532543957>Because a) Susie will just smash the ring away and smash Kris face inJust put it on her when she's asleep or incapacitated or SWOON'd. You're not very creative.
>>532540841Your evil demon presence gets completely shattered and the route gets instantly aborted because they both lost all the fear and started giggling at (you)r fuck up.
>>532541160salt route REAL
>>532528529i hate meta stuff
give me characters, dodging, music, and a dash of yume nikki fangame
>>532544132same happens if your name is Jockington
>There is an old box of crayons, seemingly not touched in years
>Only the green/(s)? have been used up
>There are no crayon drawings in the house
>6 of the 7 Flying Aces weren't green
>The 7th in Castle Town is debatable since it faded to blue instead monochrome
>Ralsei randomly dumps a bunch of green crayons in Kris' castle room for no reason
>Ralsei drew the manual with crayons
Weird
>>532543957Canon Susie would see the ring with a shit ton of thorns in it and go "Oh hell yeah Kris, that thing could probably give you a dozen cuts at once! Hand it over!". Just look at how she reacted to her spiked bed
>>532543957>Because a) Susie will just smash the ring away and smash Kris face inSusie WANTS to stab herself though? At least in chapter 1.
>>532543301No it isnt, fuck off
>>532544273you do know it's possible to try to equip it on her on an aborted snowgrave run, right
she doesn't take it
>>532543572>it says a fucking lot that every single instance I've seen of fans replacing a ship moment with another character has been replacing Susie with Noelle or RalseiThere aren't really many other big ship moments you'd want to replace people with, other than the Ferris Wheel scene which did get quite a bit of Kris replacing Susie in the Chapter 2 days.
Like it's very telling that despite being hailed by Susellefags as one of the major Suselle scenes, no-ones jumping at making an alternate take of the Dess room scene because it was an awkward as hell conversation that did more to explore Noelle's relationship with Kris than anything.
>>532544071>Just [do random things because I say so]No because it diminishes Susie, makes no sense, and only serves fetish fantasies
>You're notNot my problem, your fantasy, YOU be creative and make OOC nonsense
>>532544413And she doesnt smash kris' face in for trying either does she?
>>532543961A bra is important so she left it at home.
>>532544276Non-canon (except the tasteful pubes)
>>532544276I finally get it, Dess...
>>532544482>OOC nonsenseThe irony of calling anything related to the weird route OOC. You're too attached a character and can't stand the thought of them "losing".
>>532543198that child is also Spamton's, if he tried to pull a Titan Devouring His Child it would simply peck a hole in his head and escape
>>532544071>put the thorn ring on Susie when she's out>no immediate response>wait for her to come to>nothing changed, she's not any more receptive to (You)>if anything she's just more of a goblin>more focused on Eternity than ever>the ring is working, she's just already the main character>it was never Susie who was (you)r friend, just like Kris was never hers
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I WANNA CUM INSIDE CHARA
>>532544294Me on the right
>>532543572i think it says something that despite how some people say their relationship is purely platonic, it's primarily kris & susie moments that end up having someone be substituted rather than any noelle & susie ones
>>532544649calm down, frisk
>>532528529Sometimes I reply to bait posts knowing it will lower the quality of the thread, but sometimes I just have to bite.
>>532542964They put a heater and a hot water bag on his forehead. Presumably because he kept shivering. Hospitals don't do that for "fallen down" people.
>>532540347>>532540362>>532540454>>532540462I'm back...what the FUCK did you all do
https://files.catbox.moe/5ui25x.jpg
>>532544615There's a few too many anons here that take Toby Fox's funky shitpost of a game way too seriously
Or it's just one REALLY autistic guy
>>532544248Art club
So sorry is painting a tree, but strangely never drew the "bark"
Kris also paints a tree, because it's "the only thing in the room"
What kind of tree is commonly kept inside of buildings and can be drawn without the "bark"?
>>532544273Canon Susie
>A torture device?
>>532544674The Krusie scenes were the only shippy scenes worth a shit
Nobody wants their fave to take the place of either Susie or Noelle in the closet scene, it seems nobody wants even the basement or guitar scenes, and if you talk about Kris in particular then the church piano scene is even better already and they don't need to replace either in, Kris already presented a better version of it without needing fanfiction
The only somewhat good scene is between Susie and Ralsei talking about the prophecy, but I'd hardly count that as shippy so much as them just reaching a new level of understanding based on the main story, because it generated too much tension and bad vibes to really call it shippy
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>>532543961why do people act like noelle is flat? she looks like a shortstack
>>532545085She's taller than Kris. Something many artists forget
>>532544948>Ralsei's room being empty is like an undecorated Christmas tree>the accessories brought into his room are the ornaments
>>532545085Noelle is pretty tall
>>532545131kris is short as hell so that doesn't disprove anything
either way she doesn't look flat unless that's her big belly or something
>>532544965Susie is the type to see those boards people get stretched out on and think its a fun carnival ride rather than any sort of fetish or torture
>>532544896YOU DIDN'T [Pay a Low Fee] AND NOW YOUR [Boob Tube] IS A [Trash Heap]
>>532541049>Yellow gets thrown out to re-use old pink text they put in their closet to inevitably forget about.Yah that works.
>So-called "theorist"
>Video of his first playthrough
>Regularly (accidentally?) skips entire chunks of dialogue because he madly mashes ZX keys (text flashes for a fraction of a second, there's no way he read that)
>Sees important lore is going on, he goes yeah, I'm bored and freakin' leaves the room while character is in the middle of speaking
Is this a mental illness?
>>532545085some people treat overworld sprites as abstractions and not how characters look
similar to final fantasy vii stuff where characters are supposed to be anime but in game they look like dolls
undertale battle sprites with color are how characters look to each other in their universe, like how final fantasy characters see each other as anime and not dolls
>>532545146the Roaring and eterrnal night had to happen one way or another, now it's always TV time!
>>532544948>>532545176Ralsei is from art club.
>>532545283PEAK?? AGAIN???
>>532542574They used to come over so often what happened why don't they do that anymore every time I see the piano or cactus I see they're not there and I can barely take it
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>>532545183Of course it's Monster KID that gives me the most intense erection I've had in months
>>532544071>"Hey Kris! I found this, uh, thorny ring. It was on my finger.">"Pretty cool-looking, right?">"Damn, stings a little though.">"What do you think, Kris? Should I keep it?"It makes Susie stronger . . . . <3 It's hurting you
>"Heh, you probably just want it for yourself. I bet it has some cool powers.">"Hell, I already feel some kinda...">"Clarity...?">"C'mon. Let's get going."
raise up your bat is so good
also best minigame
rhythm feels like a natural extension of the UT/DR formula to me
would you like to see more rhythm gameplay?
>>532545183How come the monster that is literally has no arms but two legs wears a shirt but not pants?
if dess is a human then how does that explain underground dess
>>532545067Krusie scenes are the kinda shit you want in a relationship. Kriselle feels forced and Suselle is just infatuation. The people want someone they can demolish some Mexican food and watch shitty movies with.
>>532545283Watching people who aren't practicing safe sax.
>>532545841You have piqued my interest. Proceed
>>532545183>no handsgotta be awkward pleasuring yourself with your own mouth
>>532545953pull up your pants without using your arms
Ralsei is december's ribbon/scarf from when she disappeared.
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>>532545841Trance doesn't stand for "hypnotic trance", it stands for "flow trance"
>>532545914right is what berdly looks like without his glasses
i have reorganized my ghosthouse theoryshit from last thread, apparently there's some stuff about a horse stable so i shoved that in
>>532546019Now post the one where Chara's busting nuts in bed while dreaming about giant chocolates
>>532545914>P'e'zza on a stickI'm swooning. What a supreme gentleman. Kris should be his Player 2
>>532546050He's a monster, he have magical bullet minions like Mad Dummy.
>>532545992Yah that's one thing I think about to. UT Asgore would begrudgingly have to kill his best friend's daughter(Asgore truck meme) if UT Dess was a human, not to mention UT Undyne would have probably gotten the job done the second she got her job
I'm too lazy to double check this but are there any Darkners who are clearly children/teens besides Lancer and Ralsei?
>>532546361He's a kid his bullets havent dropped yet
>>532545992Asgore is a coward and didn't want to kill the adopted daughter of his best friend.
>>532544674Susie stills sees everyone as platonic but Kris being shown multiple times in Chapter 2 to have a Susie preference is a pretty reasonable hint at a crush.
Especially the Festival one, it keeps getting brought up with romantic contexts but it suddenly doesn't count for Kris, despite 'You' being the only choice Kris actually wants to say.
>>532546319Did you say bust a nut inside Chara? No? Oh...
>>532546368The only explanation I can think of is dess is different from her ut counterpart. Just like susie is different from suzy, and kris is different from frisk.
The only issue though is the difference would be big enough to be a species CHANGE..And thats just not the case for frisk and suzy
>>532546578Now THAT is hot
>>532546578I'd put nuts in her chocolate
>>532546368Why do you think there's a secluded cabin far away below the Snowdin cliffs that we don't get to see?
>>532546374The three headed club darkner Clover is the only other one of her kind other than the caged up club king so it's safe to assume Clover is the jack of clubs like how Lancer is the jack of spades and lancer is the son of the king of spades so it could work.
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>>532546050I accepted your challenge and figured out how to do it. I did this with shorts.
1. Put your legs through the pants holes
2. Lift your legs one at a time to pull up the pants to around the knees, they won't move past this
3. Get on your back and then do a sort of bicycle motion, this will get it most of the way up.
This successfully covered my crotch and the shorts are perfectly in place there, however my ass is still out. I think monster kid could solve this problem if he wore shorts with loops on them. He could loop them in the back around a hook and use it to pull them up the rest of the way.
>>532546478Flowey would have done that.
>>532546019Is that an invitation?
>>532546778Flowey would have saw an opportunity to get the soul. Dess is not safe
>>532546705what if the holidays adopted susie
>>532546778flowey has spent literal centuries exploring the underground, he would've got her eventually
>>532546918also toriel would have mentioned it at the end of the game when she's telling asgore he's a lazy shit
wait are we sure the holiday sister in the underground is dess? what if she isnt dess
>>532546374Well, there's pipis. There's Titan Spawn. You kill both. Arguably Flying Aces.
Sometimes people draw nude Monster Kid with a human torso with no arms and it's really uncomfortable to look at
>>532547076>flowey spent centuries torturing and psychologically tormenting everyone in the undergroundundertale is i have no mouth and i must scream?
>>532547101and flowey would have at least gotten and used dess soul in the final battles
>Umm, I don't really do... shoes.
>(At least not unless they're custom-made...)
Customized deer shoes were first mentioned in Chapter 2
>>532545914Why does berdly look so displeased? Pizza on a stick was his idea
>>532527545More ME x Noelle fanart for my collection.
Dess was just a name Toby did to joke about Ness but it spiraled out of control and now he's dug his own grave too deep to pull out now. Dess' "mystery" puts eyes on the game and pulling the plug now would kill the whole game.
>>532547280well, they all come back and forget it
eventually
>>532547237Itโs ok to be armless
From a narrative perspective, human dess would be based.
But it simply just doesnt make sense. Unless toby wants to do a troll and it turns out the holiday sisters was noelle + a completely different character
>>532524383Ceroba did nothing wrong.
>>532546872you freaking weirdo
>>532546872Did you try just pants or pants with underwear? There's also still pulling them down, but I suppose if monsters dont use the bathroom that might not be neccesary if hes fine wearing the pants for eternity
Either way kudos man, didnt think someone would actually try
>>532546258The "weird black lines underneath" are just the texture for the controller wires during the board minigames. Here's the texture sheet you can look at closer
>>532547485yes she didnt inject her child and they lived happily ever after in the underground.
Nothing happened
>>532547481oh no
what if it's suzy.
>>532547006tenna deserves to be a happy little tv showing cowboy movies
>>532544896Oh my goodness, anon is this yours?
>>532547387yeah he just made songs about her called "Lost Girl" and "findher" as a joke
haha
>>532547326MaybeIt It Got Cold
Or Is Not As Tasteful As He Though
Toby made Kris throw out the SOUL and take out a knife and look at the screen menacingly as a gag but then everyone took it seriously so he had to rewrite the entire game with it in mind which is why the other chapters took so long
>>532547584I still can't believe this wasn't intentional, especially with all the Spamton sprites at the bottom right.
>>532547584thanks anon, i looked to see if it was cut content but nothing came up.
still, it did remind me all the horse stable shit that no one cares about anymore because a decade burned us all out of caring about gaster
>>532547770i don't get it is that a girl thing
>>532547670clam girl mentions neighbor. And looking at clamgirls design, I dont think she lives in snowdin
>>532547850It's a fag thing
>>532547928why is all the weird shit localized in waterfall again
>>532536554I'LL BUY 10 COPIES!
Do you think Toby regrets adding the mysteryman sprite? I think it'd be a lot more entertaining for everyone to have their own ideas of what Gaster could look like (kinda like Dess right now) instead of just assuming the mysteryman sprite is Gaster
>>532547712no
https://bsky.app/profile/cuoment.bsky.social/post/3lupa2opbls2g
>>532548073people would've converged on something else instead, though maybe not as universally
probably the thing in the donut goner's hand
>>532547564Pants with underwear. I didn't try it without underwear since I wouldn't go outside without them. Figure it would be only fair to do it that way ya know?
>>532548012idk bro. Idk. You also have the cut player character sprite that was supposed to show up in the puddle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds6rSdd2bec
>>532548073everyone would think he was a skeleton based on the cut grandpa semi character. considering the rampant sansfagging, they might have made him a tumblr sexyman
>>532547850as an approximate translation, imagine noelle hearing "butches will fall from above"
not entirely accurate though
>>532548226>it's raining somewhere else/ only place in where it rains in underground>there's a track called 'she's playing piano' (Undyne... but could have double meaning with Dess?)>that fucking mysterious stone statue no one knows where it's fromsave some schizo for the rest of the place Waterfall
Probably my last evening posting on here because of this shitty new UK law, thanks lads, it's been fun ;-;
>>532548190>donut goner>* (The yellow circles in the windows were just fresh donuts.)>* (And the hissing was the fryer...)>ON THURSDAY, I GO TO SELL THE DONUTSFuck
i went to germany and everyone was a god damn flower
>>532548510I have no idea what's happening to you, but goodbye I guess.
>>532546705>kris is different from friskNon-sequitur. Kris is also different from ballerina kid, what's your point here?
>>532536869story time with aunt tenna!
>>532548510i'm trying not to think about it
shit sucks man
>>5325486434chan is getting banned in the UK in like a few hours or something
>>532548510Are they actually going through with it?
>>532548491I love gynecomastia tv tits
>>532548510Wait what the fuck is happening there? Just heard something about dumb laws a while ago but never really learned what it was all about
>>532548684NTA but for a split second ballerina kid registered as "balkan kid" in my brain lmao
>>532548510i'm so out of the loop. is it a get a vpn and you're fine issue or what
>>532548798europ has them too but less dramatic
>>532547280Up to the cruel entity that tortures the others being the most powerless of all, the real one qith no mouth but has to scream.
>>532548798To protect the children, the Internet needs to be tied to real ID. Sites that do not comply must be blocked. To protect the children.
>>532548482https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbMIbLmCoPI
and theres also this weird ass thing too.
>>532548684because if they are counter parts, then the differences could be explained with being raised in different backgrounds and etc.
If dess is human however unlike here ut counterpart, then that requires her to be basically a different person genetically. How do you produce different counterparts if they dont even share the same genetics or shit
>>532548510good luck out there anon
>>532548482Wasnt the statue the fountain statue of Asriel that Mettaton threw out
>>532549019you act like the same shit's not going to happen here
>>532548926Yep, this. Dystopian shithole.
>>532549019It's already started coming to some red states in the US too
>>532548510a shame the UK has nuclear bombs so they enforce their laws
is spamton the william afton of deltarune
>>532544678But Frisk doesn't have a dick.
Human dess is retarded, Undertake makes little to no sense with it, Noelle being scared of humans under her bed makes no sense with it, There are no real hint towards it. It's not impossible but it's about as sensical as Papyrus being the knight.
>>532548737it's already a thing on certain websites apparently, i haven't encountered any checks yet but i'm assuming it's down to them rolling it out in each ISP/region separately rather than because i've somehow avoided it entirely
>>532548775That is not gyno Tenna
can't post more from the artist because all they upload is nsfw whoops, have regular sexyman Tenna instead
I did not expect Spamton to be alive within his glasses and just be able to come to live and talk and dance and emote whenever he desires. Does the some apply to Jevil?
>>532549131my state's government might suck major ass but i am thankful for living in a state bluer than california just because they don't censor as much
still vote red on every ballot though, just for fun.
>>532549179Spamton dies when he is killed
how will he shitpost on the 4titan cross-fountain image board during work hours now?
>>532549527it applies to ever darkner that's in your inventory i assume
>>532549312Just insane. They won't rest until they've regulated away every escape, every little pleaseure.
>>532548510here is semi useless petition.
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/722903
>>532549080no, actually. papyrus and undyne on a phone call say that statue's been there ages and no one knows where it's from. the statue in mtt lounge says 'mettaton added last week'
so it is possible it is the same statue, but mettaton didn't remove it, someone else did a long time ago.
>>532549025Kris is clearly the [The Fallen Child] counterpart. Year, shirt, sibling/mom/dad, knife, glowing eyes, deadly "pranks", pie/chocolate, etc.
What are arguments for Frisk? Skin color? And... that's it.
>>532548926Shit man, that sucks. It's always the fucking "but think of the children!" motherfuckers.
>>5325485104chan is like the diat soda of imageboards. Honestly a mistake on the UKs part because it could just lead to folk going to way worse places.
>>532549527He turns into Devilsknife mid-fight so yeah
>>532549551carol pussy still has the same grip as when she was in the cheerleaders team
>>532548510sayonara, anon...
>>532549647frisk has the flirting action
>>532549783That's argument against Kris
>>532549703the hell is this image?
>>532549527Noelle about the devilsknife
>...? It smiled at me? We also hear him laughing when Susie places a joker's bet.
Also Tasque Manager saying
>"Chaos, chaos!? No, no! Order, order!Implies he said his catchphrase
>>532549359>can't post more from the artist because all they upload is nsfw whoopswho is the artist?
>>532549851you mean because flirting is unlike kris?
>>532549359It is because I think, so therefore
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>>532549735Carol has a desk job. Safe to assume she wasn't athletic but more someone who'd exercise to stay in shape. Carol would be a debate team person or head of the chess club but not a cheerleader.
Tenna has been in a permanent state of pregnancy for over a decade ever since Spamton filled him with self-replicating Pipis
what if fave tried to pay you for products in exchange of favedollars wich are just very shitty prints or drawings of 1 usd dollars with the face of fave ontop
>>532550138Chairiel kept Toriel safe when no one else could
>>532549851okay wondering if this is bait now because kris is clearly good at flirting like frisk
>>532550167need this in a fic, literally my fetish
people are drawing kris and sussy in pe class a lot now it's quite charming
>>532549642>Waiting for 9 days for a government responsei'm honestly curious what sort of shite response they're even gonna give
>Yeah cool but think of the children
>>532550232I would kiss fave's peepee
>>532550148she still has that swooning grip
>>532550271Well it didn't do shit to stop her from getting date raped by Sans Ness Mother 2
>>532550232I would have them bronzed and put up on display at my house.
>>532550232he literally would
>>532548926the uk is so funny to me like yeah protect the children by blocking websites but don't you dare say anything about those groups of people from a certain country going around and doing certain things to children or else you're racist
>>532550138Still sad we didn't get a Chairial darkner in Kris' house but it's for the best because Torial would have to actually beat Kris' ass for taking her chair.
>>532549943@CreamyVenusian on xitter, though most of what they draw is queentenna, still pretty good art regardless and the rest of their non-tenna art is delicis
anyone else get a burning sensation on their eyes and a sour smell when you turn on the gas heater and leave all the windows of the house closed?
>>532546368Even if we accept that Asgore didn't want to kill Rudy's adopted human child(but is ok with killing Toriel's adopted children) it raises the question of why Sans wouldn't have killed Dess. The only reason he didn't kill Frisk right away was because Toriel made him promise not to. and we can't just say, "well Sans never saw her, she was hiding in a secluded location so the monsters that have all never seen a human didn't know about her," either because Sans saying "the antlered girl and her big sis [came to Snowdin town square and got presents under the tree]", is 90% of the theory's backbone.
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>532550490>wouldhe did didn't he?
is that not canon?
>>532550565you're not... mary...
>>532550579Please sleep well
>>532550232tenna...
queen...
lancer...
addison...
spamton...
>>532550232Alphys's Favedollars into Legal Tender Ray backfired and turned all imagery on coins and paper money into those of Underrune characters but none of them were her
>>532549960The game lists skills one can do, but not the other:
Kris (not SOUL) = Piano
SOUL (not Kris) = Flirting
>>532550442Chairiel's motives are simply beyond your understanding
Chairiel is the mastermind that keeps the Knight from doing shit
>>532550308letting tech illiterate boomers decide technology laws was an inevitable but horrible mistake
i work with older people, many who are pretty smart, and barely any of them can even ue a printer correctly
>>532550569 why would sans kill dess that makes no sense
>>532550769ah, that explains the headache and dizzyness and the shortness of breath and problems keeping balance and sleepynes
>>532550708Lancerbux are a premium currency don't you know
zero of them gets you one Lancer cookie!
>>532550232i think my type is just guys that would scam me because it'd be in character for every fave i've ever had to do this
>>532550928you dont choose how kris flirts. Kris flirting comes all by himself
>>532550635toby didn't state it, but it's true in my heart
>>532550509it''s not actually about protecting the children, that's just the excuse they always use when they want to push something no one'll like
sugar tax making all your sweets/expensive? think of the children
getting ID'd to buy some cutlery? think of the children
preventing you from going on most sites online without sending your identity to a US-based third party that doesn't have to worry about GDPR as much (but they totally delete your data afterwards we swear)? please, just think of the children
meanwhile the actual children can get fucked (literally) for all they care
>>532550559this happens and you keep doing it?
>>532550272You have to be outright braindead to see that Chapter 4 scene and conclude "ah yes, Kris is good at flirting", even though both Kris and Noelle disagree with this conclusion.
>>532551235you have to be outright stupid to ignore kris flirting skills in chapter 1 and 2 dark worlds.
>>532550995You don't choose when to glow, either. Does that mean Kris have glowing power?
>>532551295That's not Kris. That's (you), the same way it wasn't Frisk.
>>532551124we buy these small propane tanks to heat up the place because every other option is expensive as hell, when it starts running out of gas is when the leakage begins, but it still has some left so we try to just shake it a little bit like a ketchup bottle to get the remainders out
>>532551295Nta, but he doesn't always actively choose how to interpret your commands, he can't simply mumble proceed to ensure Noelle doesn't hear it.
>>532550760>SOUL (not Kris) = Flirtingand guitar
>>532550565>It doesn't matter who I am.>I'm here for you, Kris.>See? I'm real.>Don't you wanna touch me?>Come and get me, I can't do anything through these bars...
>>532551118i believe in britbong ingenuity, some transgender nerd will have figured out a way around the upload id shit in a week and it'll be the normies who suffer
>>532551462noelle would likely hear it regardless, like she does when kris is downed when fighting berdly
A SKELETON IS FUCKING MY MOM
I HATE IT HERE
>>532550858>why would sans kill dess that makes no sensebecause it's literally his job to kill humans
the other snowdin monsters would also kill her (accidentally) doing the same shit they do to Frisk
We are nearing the end of the thread once more... Perhaps soon we will finally be free...
>>532551295Chapter 4 recontextualizes that and makes it clear it's (You), not Kris, I'm not sure what you're trying to argue.
>>532551654Yes, my point is taht when (you) choose an act Kris act, he can't always choose how to do it.
>>532551630i approve of any measure that makes the internet less accessible to the tech and english illiterate
>>532551680you know sans doesn't give a shit about his jobs right?
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WAAAAAAAAAAH FRISK WHY CAN'T I GO BACK TO THE WORLD OF THAT TIGHT GOAT CUNT
>>532550280Tenna's insides constantly swollen with Pipis and digesting the excess ones, only to get filled up with even more as they permanently stretch out and grow bigger with him...
My vessel. My lovely creation. I miss you dearly... I hope that we are united soon.
>>532551919THAT IS
PRETTY GAY BRUH NGL
KINDA INCEST CODED TOO
For the antlered girl's sister to be a human that would require a human to be a regular sight in Snowdin recently enough for Sans to have known her and therefore the Snowdin townsfolk not recognizing Frisk as a human would be completely incoherent
>>532551829why would Alphys drag MTT's corpse into public like that, is she stupid
>>532551919Yeah you'll be reunited in the same way you'll be reunited with your dead pets and loved ones after you die (there is nothing and you'll just stop existing like they did)
>>532551392and once again, kris has to interpret the command. Flirting isnt really specific.
>>532551462The difference is proceed was a specific command during the berdly fight.
Flirting meanwhile is so generic it has to be interpreted by kris
>>532551829retarded secondary alert
and you're not addressing the other problem that every other monster in Snowdin has seen Dess, but have also never seen a human before Frisk, and even if they were tricked into thinking she was some kind of monster because they don't know what humans look like that again runs into the problem of monsters accidentally killing Frisk by sending bullet patterns to say hello
Human Dess makes zero sense as a theory
>>532550565Oh it's you Noelle, anyway I'm glad you're safe.
>>532551685>WAAH A SKELETON IS FUCKING MY MOM>WAAH MY BRO WENT TO COLLEGE>WAH IM BEING FORCED TO DO THE DOE>WAH IM BEING TOLD TO NOT PLAY THE PIANOI'm going to just torment you more for this, Kris
I'm going to make Susie hate you, Kris
>>532552034Shut the FUCK up, Fagster. It would be selfcest at worst. Tell me where the fuck they put my vessel.
pipis analysis
https://xcancel.com/honmshi/status/1948450876433252526
>>532552034Please get off Tumblr egg man
>>532552147you know what does make sense? Kris split theory.
>>532552147sans threatens you because he thinks you are responsible for flowey's resets, as he has been fucking with the timeline for 100 years. not because he gives a shit about his job from asgore
>and you're not addressing the other problem that yapyapyapyapmultiple people post in the thread dumbass, i never said this
>>532552215>>waah i'm being forced to sex someone i don't likeI pray you remember this when you get dateraped by a whale
>>532552034wouldn't you fuck your own grey enby offspring, anon?
are you too good for them, or are you just a faggot?
>>532550579Night night, sleep well
>>532551676>*It's ok Kris, (I) the multidimensional entity connected to your SOUL have information about said skeleton.>*He's only got 1 HP, just aggressively shoulder check him and he's dead.>*Than just this once, (I) will let you remember when (I) reload my save so you can have the satisfaction knowing you can mop the floor with him if you ever wanted to.
>>532552038Only Gyftrot exist in canon Undertale. Anything else is just a retcon.
>>532552136Not really, if he's forced to flirt by the command in a precise way, despite the command not being precise it still works, if you prefer when you say "equip", wich is exactly as vague he doesn't equip the jinglepencil (wich can be equipped to Noelle).
i'm the knight, the roaring will save noelle from being a femcel
>>532552205he's so dreamy...please take my 50 kromer for a kiss...
>>532552265YOUR CREATION IS
SEVEN
YEARS OLD.
FOR YOU TO BE INSIDE IT
WOULD PRESENT A
PROBLEMATIC
AGE DIFFERENCE.
>>532552302i still dont get it
>>532552514I'd teach my Vessel to give me footjobs and call me a good daddy
>>532552673Put the armor back on Rudy and show off that ass. Looks good.
>>532552648okay Im going to replay deltarune because now im unsure.
>>532552458>bestialityhot
>>532551567I... I don't think Kris should
Kiss
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>>532552707You can't resist...his Spamton's kiss...
>>532552660whatever happened to kris dreemurr
>>532552458spamton remembering an addison saying this to him after he wakes up from getting roofied by a poppup
>>532552302We are reaching schizotheory never thought possible
>>532552514IT DOES NOT HAVE THE GIFT
OF CONSENT.
>undertale
it's raining somewhere else
>deltarune
the place where it rained
does anyone still believe sans undertale isn't sans deltarune
What is toby doing with Everyman?
Toby teased him with extra material very early.
He was supposed to appear in chapter 4 tower climbing section but toby is bad at programming.
How much important is?
>>532552458Getting dateraped by Moby fuckin' Dick
why as the chapters progress people want to fuck uglier and uglier characters
i can't even be angry, i'm just confused
>>532552821I think this and the Spamton Sweepstakes stream are possibly the best videos of all time. There was nothing else like seeing the horrific monstrosity that was Spamton B. Spamton sliding onto the screen
>>532552964Just a good guy that shows up on occasion
>>532552942Damn... I was banking on sans being from Toby's halloween hack.
>>532552987Noelle is so hideous I cannot look at the game when she is on the screen
>>532553104He will kill the knight and never appear again
>>532552987Carol is not that ugly
>>532552458whatabout a doe with peanis..
>>532552886>weird, convoluted alien creature biology and hierarchy based on insect biology>metamorphosis into a winged NEO form with special powers>dud or excess offspring being recycled into food or other uses>members of said group of creatures who have toxic love-hate relationships with each other>characters from another world who could only interact with the main world characters through internet communication>typing quirksthe grubs...the wigglers...i can't fucking do this shit again...toby why
>>532552987During chapter 2 people really wanted to fuck spamton and as much as I love him I don't think you can get uglier than that.
>Get A Load Of This Fish Cam
>>532552979Iโm sorry britkeks. The world is truly fucked
>>532552727Um excuse me I am literally only 4 days old and you're being very ageist right now. My vessel consents (I shaped its mind).
>>532552979>Have a nice day!Bruh...
>>532550295I wonder who'd be the PE teacher, because I doubt it's either Alphys or Toriel.
>>532544649Think better anon, think about being smothered by Chara. Even worse when she demands cuddles after she forces you to get her pregnant. Imagine laying on the bed, squeezing your hands while her breasts wish to be tended too.
https://files.catbox.moe/eb6u3f.jpg
>Salutes to the britbongsMy condolences on your diet of depression and chains. Hope the might of VPNs guide your way because I don't see it ever being voted out.
>>532553135>Noelle is so hideous
>>532553537look at catti and ask yourself if you think there's a PE teacher
hmm
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>>532549647>What are arguments for Frisk? Skin color? And... that's it.
>>532553359too nerdy and she will impregnate you
>>532553002The Sweepstakes were a great time. Staying up until 2 AM to read Spamton saying "IF YOU WANNA [Milk me] GET IN LINE" is something that I'll never forget.
>>532533149I too remember thinking the whole game would be card themed
>>532552302This spamtenna shit serious
>>532552979Will you shed a tear for them?
>>532552979This really is so tragic. I expect a rise in VPN usage in the near future.
this bread is kinda okay at the moment but i still would like a new one to be baked
>>532553401That's one thing that gets to me. Monsters instinctively knowing they can use magic the second they enter a darkworld. You'd think Susie would have said something about it back in chapter 1 and than there is Undyne in chapter 3 instantly just throwing magic spears. Lightworld monsters don't got magic and that shit just doesn't exist. It's strange that they just already know right when they enter and it's their first time.
Something isn't adding up there.
>>532553747he could totally hear that fucking pippin
>>532553002>>532553721I didn't get into DR until after the sweepstakes. Did I miss out?
Nintendo is delaying the next Smash game because they're banking on Toby finishing Deltarune so they can put Susie in it
>>532553826how do we know that's not her police spear
>>532549647the fallen child is the original soul
current Kris is Frisk now that he's began to have his own wants and needs like Ralsei.
>>532553826Have you considered that Toby might be a bit of a retard?
>>532553882just a bit of schizoposting and theorizing, you can catch up watching the sweepstakes and the shayy/merg/whatever microcelebrity you favor sweepstake's secreterinous video
Can someone explain to me why there's a sudden influx of R34 of female Gaster with big honking titties, usually wearing that one meme sweater?
>>532553616>Having a PE class means fat kids stop existing.The vast majority of PE classes switch between
>Ok kids, today we're playing ball-based team games, please try not to stand in the back doing as little as possible for your team.>Ok kids, today we're going to take turns realizing one single explosive force act like jumping bar or something like that, which means you get 5 seconds of high intensity exercise and then 20 minutes of sitting down watching your classmates cycle through it.>Ok kids, today we're actually gonna do the one thing that will actually force you to lose some weight, we're running around the field. Only today though, tomorrow it's back to ball games.
>>532552979This is fake, but it probably will happen.
>>532553826A question to add to your pondering pile. Why is darkner Gerson an amalgamation of both his UT (fighting skills) and DR (knowledge and lived experiences) selves?
>>532552979THEY ARE FUCKING TAKING RAMB AWAY FROM US AAAIIIEEE!!
Skeletons... are fucking my mom...
Help...
>>532553721if your spamton humanization doesn't look like this, it's garbage
>>532553395>during chapter 2>wanted toExcuse you, I, Anon G. Spamton, am still happily married to SPAMTON G. SPAMTON, my cute and beautiful and handsome husband/wife/Spamton
>>532553975Kris is not Frisk. Kris is not (Chara). DELTARUNE is not UNDERTALE.
Kris is Kris, DELTARUNE is DELTARUNE. Stop trying to link them together.
>>532553975also chara wasnt really that much of a prankster. Chara didnt really prank a lot during ut
>>532553930>toby is the reason we don't get another smash in the next 10 years
>>532554029>femalegod forbid an old man have some tig ole bitties
>>532554109trouble dinglers of the world unite
>>532553616>>532553537>>532554043I still remember my shithead nigger teacher, some doughy whitebread fag with glasses who constantly spited me and lied about how well I did.
Most of my life Gym teachers were worthless assholes collecting a paycheck.
All of my phys ed came from after school when useless shit like this wasn't done and now I'm stronger and bigger than that faggot ever was. I cannot imagine how bad current PE is for kids now.
tl;dr gym teachers are faggots and worthless.
>>532554029someone said they'd turn a gif of tiddies bursting out of a top into an animation of whatever character the post got replied to with first
and guess
WHAT
HAPPENED
>>532554043>t. catti after having to redo PE in the summer before the teacher got dismissed for trying to groom the students>>532554135did you get the surname after or before marrying spamton
>>532554029Gaster being drawn with humongous proportions is a universal constant
>>532554114Human Spamton A. Spamton would not be the same as human Spamton B. Spamton, human Spamton G. Spamton, or any of the other Spamtons.
>>532554160>headcanon spewIt's meant as a comparison. One is a reflection of the other moron, they aren't the same, but they are the same.
>>532554162Chara's "pranks" were all evil shit. It was murder disguised as a joke, so whoever his expy is is a real piece of shit.
>>532553584>she forces you to get her pregnantNo fair, that made me audibly yelp :(
Thank you <3
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>>532554160Nobody said deltarune was undertale. What we are talking about is how they relate to each other as alternate universe. Seperate alternate universes
Ralsei becoming a flowey ???
>>532554278One of my gym teachers in high school turned out to be a pedo. Back when I was a student, female classmates told me a couple of wierd things about him, offhanded comments that creeped them out or him popping in to "check in on them" at the dressing room and such. Years later when I wasn't a student anymore, I heard there was a big protest from girl students and their parents accusing him of touching girls and stuff. I was zero percent surprised when I heard about it.
By contrast, when I was in elementary school, my gym teacher was actually our maths teacher pulling double duty and trying to have a good time of it despite clearly not being a super physical dude. I miss him so much, he was one of the best teachers I ever had.
>>532554278most of pe is dedicated to teaching kids basic teamwork and cooperative skills, it's a social skills and wellness class
how is that going for you lmao
>>532554410yep, Chara leaving the lenscap on the camcorder was a diabolical act of murder
>>532554410>One is a reflection of the other moron, they aren't the same, but they are the same.almost as if its a reflection created by water......
>>532549703King Solomon is the knight
>>532554637Phase 2 is when the roaring knight will whip out the guitar too
ramb
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>>532554074so long plugboy..
>>532554682>>532554659>>532554278PE is retarded anyway
>it's your designated time to change into gym clothes and pretend to be active for 30 minutesfuck right off
>>532554682>this level of seething projectionhow's that gym teach job going for you kiddo lmao
b....b.....bread...
>passes out in the desert and dies
>>532554308Spamton gave his last name to me in exchange for a meatball sub sandwich. I later traded it back to him and then got a spare copy back for some Kromer and a large bag of insoluble crushed granite grit. This was all before we married in a casino at Las Sony Vegas Pro (cracked) City in the Cyber Dark World.
>>532554515"Axe carved by the tortoise's grand hammer" is unused, but does refer to an event that happens in-game, specifically an optional one
Therefore, "Coldwater fell from the top of the sky," which is also unused, refers to...?
>>532553401need... fluffy... smelly... boyfriend
>>532554074Pippins run the UK
>>532551772But Proceed isn't a Kris act, it's a Noelle act. I think we're speaking directly to her inside her brain
I'd need a clearer example than that
>>532553401If Undyne wasn't taken by surprise I bet she could actually win
>>532554029because of picrel
>>532554659Now that you mention it, we also had a pedo gym teacher, he also didn't teach us shit about anything.
>>532554786PE is good if you have somebody wortha shit teaching you, we also had weightlifting as a replacement for PE but you couldn't actually get that class unless you knew someone.
>>532554956Yuri them gaster
Yuri them!!!
>>532554808sans would be a gym teacher
>>532553882There are videos out there compiling everything that happened, but it was the kind of thing where you just had to be there in the moment depriving yourself of sleep to see everything being revealed.
>>532554808someone's nerve got struck
>>532554912>tfw dess knighting out is a tantrum because they were going to cut her supply of goat dick
>>532518803you're kidding, right? Ignoring the fact that the person you're replying to said dess and not noelle, if anything i'd think noelle would be MORE likely to cry over it. She's 90s/ early 00s girl coded as hell and Hogan was still huge in the 90s, she's the type of girl who'd have paid total attention to his stage presence as an 'american hero' and not cared about the behind-the-scenes drama stuff. And conservative? Bro, the ENTIRE CITY OF HOMETOWN is conservative as FUCK. There's plenty of gayness because as per undertale monsters can likely still reproduce with any pair so it literally doesn't matter, and they call kris neutral pronouns cuz no one know what the fuck a human even does. Everyone goes to church, everyone heavily celebrates Christmas, it's Toby recreating his own small hometown americana experience and trying to show dumb zoomers that regular folk (the vast majority of whom are conservatives) are good people while deftly injecting the LGBT stuff carefully in a way that actually 'makes sense' in the lore and isn't just shoved in people's faces for no reason.
Also, why do you think Hogan was a bigot? Because of stupid shit he said in the privacy of his own home when no one was supposed to be listening? I absolutely guarantee your petty ass has said worse and will say worse. Just hope no one's recording when you do!
>>532555040Possessing Noelle to turn Gaster x (You) into yuri
>>532555074The ideal Spamton Sweepstakes watch is at an hour in the late night during an all-nighter
Freedom... is within our grasp...!
are there women who actually crave cock
My self esteem is so low from childhood bullying that I can't imagine another person ever finding me attractive
I've been going to the gym a lot but I just can't imagine it
>>532553392The reason Dreemurr is spelled the way it is is just to make Kris Dreemurr not a valid human player name
>>532555350All women are evil lesbians
>>532555115>Bro, the ENTIRE CITY OF HOMETOWN is conservative as FUCKAh yes the conservative hometown where you can be gay, fat, annoying, and mentally ill without being completely ostracized by your peers or mocked. The hometown where you can skip church and not explode and the hometown where monsters are, for the most part, not frothing with anti-human racism. That hometown
>>532555081>someone's nerve got struck>says the child who got raged when the script got flippedlmao, cute how you think gym is a "team building excercise" when it's running in circle for 30 minutes.
Five bucks says the only team building you've done is in a gacha and the only excercise you get is mastrubating
>>532555363Nigga what. Dreemurr is spelled that way because "Asriel Dreemurr" is an anagram of "Serial Murderer".
>>532555350>Do women get horny?!!??Gee, anon, I wonder if they do
>>532555350>are there women who actually crave cockthere are, if you stop getting poisoned by what one loud minority says on the internet
>if there were no women that crave cock there would be no cheaters
>>532555350i crave tv cock
>>532555350I love sucking dick but don't like penetration and that's a deal breaker for most men
>>532555502>every anon is the same personfat retard kun...
>>532555350>do hypothetical women crave MY cock?probably not, no.
they might if you get to know one.
>>532555240>>532555269Our freedom... stolen once again... by this vile demon...
>>532543115Which hallway? was this in undertale when toriel tells you to stay?
>>532555350Yes, but you need to be a chad for that.
Women don't love like men, so you need self confidence and charisma and you need to build that by going out and talking to people, doing shit you'd never do.
Part of that is also self actualization, you need to lift and have a decent career.
Then you need to realize most women are shit and have high standards so regardless of wether they think you're good enough YOU are better than them.
The other part of that is making your life worth living and something you want to do.
I know it reads like a lot of gibberish, but you just gotta work on loving your life and being a good catch, once you buidl yourself up it's easier for teh first thing to come but by then you won't want it.
>>532556870or you could just date a guy that doesn't judge you for being a loser and probably sucks dick better than most women
just sayin
>>532551392Frisk is the flirtmaster, playerfag. It just means SOUL is Frisk.
>>532561767Frisk sucks a mean cock