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>>532525637 (OP)Rules are meant to be broken
Sexy Hysilens in Hysilens outfit
>>532525637 (OP)Thanks for the yuri thread
>>532530182Cute!
>>532528704Just make enemies like the Meme or Svarog's hand that can yoink him and grab him out of battle to end his ultimate state immediately
>>532530467>no /gig/ raider category with the hu tao faggot
>>532530401I miss Rappa...
>>532530467>tingyun in corecringe forced meme
Sissy Heng in Hysilens outfit
>>532530467Hertaschizo made this.
>>532530467if you don't count erptroons, then herta and tingyun go to dedicated posters/troons
Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
>>532531139why are you flat?
>>532531139I also wish I was 4 inches tall.
>>532530467Hyacine and Mydei get more posted than half of the ones in the tier above
>using the early spammed thread made by the dyke
Hertaschizo doesnโt deserve this
Any fire punch memes with Phainon and Cyrene?
>>532531301You are still in the lead by like 2 posts. You can win this easily.
>>532531139Is being Aglaea not enough for you anymore?
Yuri general
>>532525637 (OP)Thanks for the Yuri thread
>>532531453I would take being Aglaea or Black Swan equally
>>532531301We need to go easy on the trisomic dyke or she'll start spamming blacked porn again.
>>532531351Having her suck a phat kok in this position, damn...
I am so sick of Hertaschizo's bullshit...
>>532531351Wise is from ZZZ
Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (63)
>>532531591kevin's second wife*
>>532531191changing the DU to be nothing but amphoreus, making a mem SU avatar
only to not have the simulated universe gang in the plot of amphoreus at all and have herta and screwllums roles be so minor that they can be removed from the plot without it changing anything
make this make sense to me
>>532531708I honestly prefer Hertaschizo and Shay bullshit over the trooncord.
>>532531191I'm glad the Castorice and Phainon shilling is over so we can fina--- ah
So 1 week until the last cerydra changes before she is our new worst 4 star harmony?
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>even hi3 hates the pagpags
>>532532231More like 7 hours
>>532532368Wait manilla isnt some kind of food?
I thought it had something to do with pagpag
>>532532019Shay:
>Retarded melties over other posters and even the spoiler function >Avatarfagging with homolust imagery>Irrelevant spam>Has brain damageHertaschizo (plural):
>Made a culture of early threads to spam his own images on the OP even on update day when other characters should be used>Is a tranny ERPer and into cuckshit, chastity cages and BNWO>Constantly spams threads on multiple devices with 4chan pass>Has a janny on his side enabling his shitposting >Constantly namedrops people "Troon""cord":
>Talk in the public /hsrg/ server about the general>Occasionally gets an OP thats yuri (thanks to Hertaschizo always sniping the thread OP its a rarity)>...Yeah nigger I wonder who is worse here
>>532532368the usa was nuked in hi3 bwo...soviet union was also nuked... australia burned to death..
white people aren't safe in honkai
>>532532683doesnt count...
>>532532635>>Is a tranny ERPer and into cuckshit, chastity cages and BNWOproof?
You need this cute pink elf
>>532532775i'd main the shit out of Femnon and her brick ass kit
>>532532909No, you fags get March or something. She is only for me.
>Have to do this 5 times instead for to hit 8
Yeah... i think i'm good for now
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L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
>>532532909We all love miss pink elf here
>>532532635Most of the shit you typed for Hertaschizo also applies to the trooncord. Are you, perhaps, one of them?
>>532533068it's trivial with Castorice, Hyacine and Tribbie
>>532533098we kill her here
>>532533104No need to talk about yourself in third person Hertaschizo
Why is Firefly getting buffed before Topaz?
>>532533313And why isn't Dan getting buffed
>>532533359Because he is getting a new alt
>>532533359why buff dan when he's getting an alt?
>>532533104>T. Hertaschizo speaking about himself in third person again
>>532532635Is this your defense low IQcordtroon?
>Daily blogposting and /trash/tier erposting>Shitting the threads whenever someone posts selfinsert materials >Shitting the thread with BBC shit whenever things don't go your wayAnd to top that, you frame everything on your bogeyman.
If you behaved and didn't constantly engage in attentionwhoring, nobody would give a shit.
>>532533313Because nobodie gives a fuck about Topaz.
>>532533429>>532533443Because I want to use him as a damage dealer
You know, after taking a good, long look
I think Welt might actually be the worst character in the game overall.
Yanqing is a meme, but Welt is just genuinely fucking worthless.
>>532533549>Daily blogposting and /trash/tier erpostingHertaschizo does this
>Shitting the threads whenever someone posts selfinsert materialsHertaschizo does this too
>Shitting the thread with BBC shit whenever things don't go your wayAnd Hertaschizo does this too
>>532533593shut up bozo [STRONG BLACK HOLE]
>>532533549there's really no need to reply to the same post twice, Hertaschizo.
>>532533593They both suck ass but Welt is objectively better than the KING, especially if you get his eidolons (I'm so sorry if you do)
>>532533313Because she's not showing up for EdoStar unlike team Stellaron Hunters +Elio.
>sparkle rainbow fumo[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Ffxjkud.ogg].gif
TOTAL
HERTASCHIZO
MELTDOWN
>>532534095>unlike team Stellaron Hunters +Elio.sorry gweilo, but they aren't allowed in the plot anymore
all you'll get in edo star are more amphoreus characters that escaped containment
>>532533593Dude, you can't say that about Sunday's baby daddy.
so
did Cerydra finally graduate from Khaslana Owned Slave or is she still royally fucked
>>532534540i have a feeling it'll be the same as the Cipher/Acheron doomposting
>>532534540V5 will save her chud you'll see!
>Should I roll for Cerydra or not?
The humble picrel:
>>532534540>she's K.O.SI get it.
>>532534712Even with Cerydra you still need him lmao
>>532534676ratio fucked this
party rockers in the house tonight
im never rolling for brickday
>>532534975Hello subhuman cuckfag
You didn't forget your Tribios, did you anon?
How did Hertaschizo become THE boogeyman for this general when all he does is make OPs with his waifus?
>>532534991fuck wormday and his retarded lightcone
>>532534975Cute, source for the bottom pic?
>>532530530love that artist
>>532534882Hello subhuman cuckfag
>>532535297I can't believe blade got to fuck this
>>532535285https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/132850072#1
>>532535474Hello subhuman cuckpag
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/third%20person%20hertaschizo
>>532535629March, stop that.
We have visitors.
Is Hertaschizo known outside here?
>>532535653Thanks for helping me out, meant for
>>532535461 and
>>532535743 too.
damn
can't believe EVERYONE is a subhuman cuckfag here
>>532533313if it ends up being real, why is firefly who has a higher E2-6 ownership rate than even E0 getting a buff before sparkle argenti fu xuan seele huohuo and plenty of other 5* that deserve a buff
>>532535629If he becomes a single target shielder (i.e. a Phainon owned slut) I will lose all my respect for him
>>532536030cuckfag spams from multiple IPs
>>532536030Everyone is Hertaschizo too.
>>532536030so it goes...
can't believe our epic gatekeeping failed......
>>532536046Simply because the devs love her and because she is one of the most popular characters.
>>532536046>huohuo>buffis this nigga serious
>>532536030Nah, just Hertaschizo
>>532531139We know yuri sis
>>532536046If so many people own Firefly's E2 is because she sucks balls at E0, she deserves the buff
>>532536421Hello subhuman yuripag
>>532536421what's wrong with Caelus?
he seems like a goofy fella to me
>>532536421Suck his BWC yuripag
Raising chimeras with Hyacine!
Chatting about life with Hyacine!
Exploring a dungeon with Hyacine!
Learning to rely on Hyacine!
Handholding with Hyacine!
Overcoming odds with Hyacine!
Hurling meteors at Hyacine!
Falling in love with HYACINE!
>>532536597But will it be an explosive finish when she goes for the money?
>>532536597i need to pump etherium though
>>532536721>no hina yomiya yandere character This world is cruel
okay so who are these retards fighting and when do we get to talk about the game
>>532536329her blast healing isn't enough in the current memosprite shill meta and with how amazing the kits are they have more value moving forward compared to super brick
Huohuo's only selling point is the energy regene she provides but it's locked behind an ultimate while her healing is not enough nor is for the entire team compared to hyacine. She also lost a shit ton of value when they turned jingliu and blade into HP scalers while also only being mostly useful in agaela and saber teams who also is already running robin sunday for better buffs and energy regen for the huge ult costs. Since sunday is providing the regen, might as well bring out a much better healing support in hyacine
Being SP negative to try and keep everyone except herself alive isn't enough and is gonna be an issue even once hysilens comes out
>having to make her SP positive just so kafka and BS can keep skilling infinitely>4 units needing to use skill every turn or twoeither BS or huohuo in that theoretical team has to bite the bullet and it's better if the latter character does but then you risk getting one shot from all these hard hitting enemies lately since hoolay in 2.5
>>532532635You will never fuck Theresia and Zaunite, pathetic simp.
>they put Blade and Jingliu with the wheelchair in the trial
lmao
completely shameless they're not even trying
>>532536526people own e2 cause of the heavy shilling and cute anime girl, she's not completely unplayable at E0 by virtue of being a 2.X unit but she's definitely not the first name I think of in need of buffs at E0
E2 point was just brought up cause there's no need to care about buffs when a large portion of players have her at a higher strength and clearing shit even today despite the devs actively trying to brick super break
Leave saving Cerydra to me.
>Castorice with the wheelchair
>>532537189i still can't believe they didn't use the fate-coded character in the fate collab
>>532537156>the wheelchairno fuckin way
>>532525637 (OP)Cute wives (of Caelus)
>>532537387Yeah if the setup wasn't penacony centric, we could have gotten some interesting chars to participate.
>>532537189Isn't the complain Cerydra being attached to a worm? How does being attached to a less popular worm better?
>>532537387Wait for part 2
>>532536650I wish I was Tan Tan
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God she's so fucking hot I wish Hoyo swapped her and Fofo's kit so the stupid rat is useless and rots and I could use her with Aglaea for a double gorgeous hag team.
>>532537765this is why i want 4 stars killed for good
>>532537009No need to talk about yourself in third person Hertaschizo
>>532537765honestly, if they're not gonna release new 4 star units, they should buff the old 4 star units instead to make them match almost a 5 star level kit numbers or reworks
>>532537682Try saying that in not-pag.
they should have reworked cerydra into a herta support
girlfailures deserve each other
>>532537765>>532537817>>532537872What people don't want to hear is that 4-stars are a complete shit design.
It's statistically harder to get a 4-star E2 than it is to get a 5-star E0 yet most 4-stars are worse at E6 than a 5-star at E0S0.
>>532537009>Being this madYou are CONSUMED, Hertaschizo.
Chinese Figurine Maker APEX-TOYS Rises to Industry Leader Backed by miHoYo Contents and Investments
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What was once a niche hobby has grown into a booming business as APEX-TOYS (hereinafter "APEX"), a Chinese figurine manufacturer, has risen to become an industry leader in just seven years - thanks in part to gaming giant miHoYoโs investment and popular IPs.
In 2018, Ma Li founded APEX with investments from miHoYo. APEX quickly gained attention after releasing a high-quality figurine of Yae Sakura from miHoYoโs hit game Honkai Impact 3rd, which became a sales champion. "Japanese industry insiders had no clue how a Chinese firm made it".
Premium figurines, unlike mass-produced ones, require intricate craftsmanship, combining design inspiration, precision machinery, and hand assembly. Each part must be individually cut and glued by hand, making high-precision manufacturing a time-consuming process.
To achieve top-level quality, APEX has adopted advanced five-axis CNC machines - typically used in producing medical heart stents - allowing them to replicate digital models with twice the accuracy of traditional plastic injection moulding.
Despite expanding its workforce to 1,000 employees, APEXโs production of high-end figures remains limited to around 400,000 units annually. However, demand for game character figurines is surging. For example, miHoYo released 14 figures in the first half of this year, up from six in the same period last year. APEX has launched over 80 figures this year, a 70% increase.
The best selling product was Elysia ~Because of you~, selling around 100,000 copies.
Her game Her company Her world.
>>532537765How tall is Hanya?
>>532537765sorry anon we're in the bad timeline but at least Yunli is here to keep us cozy
>>532538073i'd rather they just make any future 4 stars free 5 stars, because that's what C6 4 stars are, forever gimped c0 5 stars
>>532538173Canonically? 2 meters tall.
In game model? Same as every other hag model.
>>532538229>cuckbaityeah no fuck off
>>532537765funny how she hits on TB on the GH blogposts
>>532535450Where Hanya
Where Natasha
Where Fu Xuan
>>532538364okay yeah that's pretty mean to Yanqing, my bad dude
>>532538364Yunli is for (you) and we bullied the yunli cuckposter out of HSRG
>>532538073while I agree it can be harder to get 4 stars than even 5 stars when starting out, when the pool of 4 stars is so little (also while not even including freebies they give out) eventually if an account is a few months old or even a year+ they'll have a good chunk of 4 stars and even some that might be E6 already if they dumped 100+ pulls from a fresh account into one banner
4 stars, if the devs would actually fucking make them and not be complete bricks, can also be decent cope options for characters over having to go for not only a 5 star in this game but at this point signature LC being nigh MANDATORY on so many of the fucking characters since acheron's release
How many of you actually cared about hyacine and had to chase her LC as well just to make your jingliu mydei castorice or blade feel much more comfy to play
Fireflybros not pulling any Eidolons?
>>532530467Hanya in rarely seen??
>>532538173Dogshit vivian
>make 90% of 4-stars suck hot weiner
>can't use KINO like Misha, Xueyi, Hanya, Hook or SCAMPO cause they're gigashit and will never get buffed
man
>>532538612Most people already have her at E2. Not worth beyond that.
No one will ever forget how Yunli was first introduced no matter what you do
>>532538351>Canonically? 2 meters tall.We were robbed
>>532538749Her e4 is honestly insulting
>>532538740turn every c6 4 star into 5 stars with buffed kits and eidolons
So you're telling me I can still get the cone on Hyacine's banner if I pull within that 2 hour gap?
I'll never use Archer because he steals my Ack's team and I'm not benching my wife, but still feels bad to miss out.
>>532538173very tall in lore, generic model in game
>>532530467>HimekoI don't think so, drop her down a tier...
>>532538832>While in Complete Combustion, increases SAM's Effect RES by 50%.LMAOOOO
>>532538832There's no winning with eidolons as a concept. If they're too weak people will cry that there's no reason to invest in a character they like. If they're too strong you get the 3.x fiasco instead where every DPS is E2 bait.
I put archers LC on my seele
>>532538749>>532538832Should still feel bad to not E6 your wife. Ack's E4 isn't that good either, how bad really is FF E4?
One more retun and my Ack will be E6, then I guess I'll have to start to go for S5.
>>532538879>2 hour gap>>HyacineNyo, usually the banner expires HOURS before the new version is out.
>>532538879i wouldn't trust that shit, there's maintenance too right?
>>532539138>pag from space
>>532537156>Blade was given RMCLITERALLY for /you/
>>532539190That's my Uncle!
>>532539016I dont teally care tbdesu but eidolons like aglaeas e1 are insulting
>>532539120Shit I meant Hysilens
These names just all mesh together in my head
>>532539156Probably. I'll try anyway
>>532538123>The best selling product was Elysia ~Because of you~, selling around 100,000 copies.m*les could never
>>532539093>Ack's E4 isn't that good either, how bad really is FF E4?Anon, I'll take a measly 8% dmg increase on ult over 50% fucking effect RES any day.
>>532539241No one rolled for her so it's fine
People whaled for 18 crit rate btw
Isn't the Archer cone just measly better than the Hertashop one? Is it really worth expending any extra pulls on a banner you don't want for it?
I'm so tired of calling out the cuckfags and yuripags, you can go on without me...
>>532539428It's a nice bonus of you were gonna pull that much, not worth going for on it's own.
>>532538612Nah. E0S0 since first banner and sheโs been able to clear whenever I care to use her, so I have no interest in doubling down. If her buff ends up worth anything at all, theyโll run her again and maybe Iโll think about it then.
Is this it? Is there no other event? Is this all we got? Are we gonna have to wait 3 weeks without doing anything?
>>532536984Everyday I wonder how some of you struggle with Fofo
>AI can target the invisible enemies on auto
AutoGOD I kneel
>>53253942813% improvement. Heโs fine without it.
>>532538612I pulled her E0S0 and used her while brick effect was shilled all 2.x
Droppee her in 3.0 for Therta
Cerydra: I want to lick a manโs cum out of Hysilens's pussy
>>53253942853 higher base atk which is around an 8% atk, the attack% is also guaranteed and permanent once you've used skill 4 times,
the herta shop one only gives it to you if something dies which makes the occasional difference in boss fights or if your hunt unit is ST.
that's on non archer units, on archer himself its a must have
>>532539723You can either shitpost here or have a girltalk in the discord. It's fun!
>>532539795I have E1 beans so even with 3 stacks and giving free speed I still have moments of characters dying but thankfully castorice global saves them for ult to be used then they get healed off fofo.
However the issue is still the SP problem
>acheron kafka BS huohuo>2 characters that want to skill every turn while other 2 need to alternate skill usage or neither skill
Happily ever after with the Kot...
>>532539723You're supposed to play Genshin's summer event
>>532540310citlali would love that
>>532532375v5 isnt the last update. She can be changed by v6, or even v7. Now that the harmonies are gone, no need to make Cerydra look like hot garbage.
>>532540557ive heard this cope before
>>532540310what did you mean by this?
>>532538123So Elysia is more popular than all the other hoyo character from bigger games? SSS+ rank more than deserved.
>>532539723yes gweilo, you now wait for the new amphoreus story patch
you rike?
wait what the fuck Amphoreus is just chink/Greek Homestuck
>>532540310your posting style is your gender on the internet! no one can see you behind your screen or hear your voice
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How the fuck am I supposed to hit 150 Brick Effect on Lingsha without Iron Cavalry and using a ERR rope???
>>532538509yunli and yanking are one of the most shipbated couples paggy
>>532540557>v3 little changes>v4 no changes>v5/v6+ big changesWhen did this ever happen
>>532540693traces give 38%
sig gives BE
just get relics bro
>>532540628>same filenameb-based?
why do ppl say mydei cone is better for me? its not..
>>532540693lightcone chase
>>532540693Read nigga
> 100 without sig> 150 with sig100 brick is easy with Kalpagni (40%)
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Wait a second that's not bad at all for Lingsha right. HP% is good on sustain, it just isn't yellow border on the menu
>>532540693my lingsha has 130 break on post op, ER rope and iron cavalry set.
>>532540843it kind of happened in ZZZ once
you know what would get a ton of sales, an actual giant talking duck, not a furry I just want a cute giant talking duck as a party member
>>5325408433 harmony banner is also unprecedented. There is no pattern to this gacha disaster.
>>532541213we know, stephen
>>532541106I have the sig nigga
>Kalpagni (40%)oh yeah I guess I could use that also gives speed pretty good thanks anon
>>532541213We know, Ratio
why don't they kill themselves if they think everything is pointless?
racism and sexism is just wrong full stop fr
>>532541246There is a pattern. Disappointment.
cerydra getting buffed after the banners are over is the funniest outcome so im hoping for it
>>532541351Sparkle would say this.
>>532532909Only if she stays a hebe
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>>532541351this but unironically
pinworm and cameraman general
>>532537156my guy those are the first supports that actually work with health scalers, the others all buff atk
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/hsrg/...?
>>532540927It seems good on paper since it gives extra charges for passive, but the CR on Blade's LC is huge.
>>532541827ruan mei... forgotten...
>>532541351sorry but most people aren't bisexual furries
>>532541914Is mems or cyrenes pussy tighter?
>>532542030>rerolling a 4 piece>rerolling a fucking hp body armor
>>532540840and you cuckfags lost
>>532541839UID ? (yours not the ruskie)
>>532542194Mem's, no question about it
>>532542030Nigger wtf are you doing rerolling this worthless piece?????
>>532542243>rerolling a fucking hp body armor>"hp, what is he talking about that's a-"AAAAAAH I'M A FUCKING RETARD I REROLLED THE WRONG ONE
>>532540840yangling is going to have to watch as yunli has sex with dozens of men and doesn't love him anymore because of his tiny penis
Literally the only cuckship in hsr is mydei x castorice
>>532542260Lost what exactly?
These fags are still going full swing
>>532542447
>>532542447No it's avenpaz because aventurine is for me
>>532542352The thumbnail looked like a butthole... I think porn has destroyed my brain.
>>532542778>>532542352i don't blame you, Mem has her ass out in the picture
>>532542447Hello subhuman cuckfag
>>532540220This but Hyacine
mentally ill yuri troon be like:
>Is that a man with a woman??? This is cuckshit!!! (just like in my NTR fantasies)
>off topic picture
>melty
classik
>>532543005They're poisonning the well.
https://poal.me/u576rk
https://poal.me/u576rk
>>532536984GallaGOD will carry the DoT team
Is this real
Please tell me its real
guys we are going to die before 400 posts
>>532543985Wtf there's no way this is real
>>532543985fine on my end
>>532544094Khaslana should've raped Hysilens because she lied
>>532543985Oii you got a license for that 4chan????
>>532543985do i stay up till midnight to see if it actually kicks me off
Now that the dust has settled, what killed the hype?
>>532543985Can they block g*many too?
>>532544445Fate collab story being shit
The characters are fine (though I wish Saber didn't need Pagday) but everyone hated the story
Women are just annoying walking holes
>>532544445Pokemon honkai
>>532544261there is definitely a cycle where that happened
>>532544445amphoreus
any other answer is pure cope
>>532544042Unfunny shitposting does that to a general.
>>532543985>blocking bongs before pags and jeetsThere's no justice on this world
Will BS get buffed soon? Hysilens isn't enough to unbrick DoT
>>532544661Amphoreus was going to suck from the start because of the Kevin and Elysia shilling
Fate had actual hype going for it
>>532542260not according to canon stupid flipino aids monkey
>>532544661I just knew this was the year of slop the moment I saw the slop designs in that 3.0 trailer
>>532544913I still wish 5* Anby's design wasn't a downgrade
>>532544445Peniscony gigaflopping with Fugue, Rappa and Sunday.
>>532544860*Clears throat*
*Approaches you slowly*
*Leans a bit toward you*
*Whispers into your ear*
Hello, subhuman cuckfag
>>532545343The beginning of the end. You could sniff it, especially with the banana brainrot garbage
>>532545386you have anal worms
>>532544094>wishing her parents deadCan troons and homos be exterminated already? They/thems literally are the cancer that want humanity to die out
>>532544445Penacony for the third time
>>532545535Are you confused yuripag?
Someone asked for this a few hours ago
>Aventurine cucked Ratio with Archer
lOL
>>532545762damn i didn't know shirou was like that
>>532541667I love seeing Hyacine so happy
I want to protect her smile
>>532545762Based
they can fuck all the quantum bitches now
Why is cuckfag going insane
Kiana: I think i don't like women anymore. Captain cured me.
>>532540220>Aglaea grooms this>She runs away and can't say whyI'd lose my humanity too
>>532542414I'm still going to laugh at you but that sucks anon, at least you win't forget to double check from now on lel
>
of course it was this straggot lol
>>532544860both black swan and acheron deserve buffs
Acheron's eidolons suck
Black Swan's Arcana was balanced around SU for some fucking reason and she is too squishy
>>532545676Do you not want to worm every girl with paglus?
>>532543985> Blocking the UKThis is homophobic
>>532546452Bita would never say this as she's now Sparkle's wife
How did Aglaea come to gain Mnestia's coreflame? Was this touched upon in the story
My tinfoil hat theory is that they avoid pairing male and female master-servant duos to keep self-inserters happy.
But for some reason, the devs seem fine with showing Boothill and Robin together quite a lot.
>>532546452Zaunite: I have been cured, and it's all thanks to my master (Mr. HertaC)
>>532546203>>532546452fuck off hig
we dont like you here
>>532532026become the deliverer for me
>>532546542How does /hsrg/ manage to stay so active when the game has literally no content? There's nothing to discuss
I have a confession. I'm a virgin.
>>532541145HP% is dogshit on her, her heals are based on her ATK.
>>532546542Btw I have never seen anything like nikke. Removing your most popular character and then turning your main girl into an inferior version of said character because she was originally that boring, kind of pathetic.
Klara: I have AIDS
Hertaschizo: I have anal worms
Zaunite: I have multiple STDs and I love Mr C's cock
>>532546619Not that I remember but Mnestia sounds like they would be like Cerces, actively encouraging the flamechashing
>>532546854By posting shit like this
>>532546985
>>532546619I think in some part it was mentioned that not all coreflames have been claimed through battles and that Mnestia handed hers over willingly but not too sure
>>532546542we should have gone to the water planet
>>532546854we hit page 3 at like 310 posts bwo we are on our death bed
>>532544445luofu part 2 and banana. luofu was killing the game before penacony saved it, then luofu 2 and banana kill it
>>532547116cry about it hutranny
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>>532546452Vita likes to /watch/
>>532546957Marian was never popular
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>>532547272BL0SS0MY LEGPOSTED FOR YOU
4LV3S ADDED YOU
4N1S3 BUCKBROKE YOU
CH0C0 OFFERED A CH0C0LATE TO YOU
E3M1LY SMELLED YOU
R3N4T4 GUIDED YOU
SN33D SEETHED AT YOU
T3R1F4G DOOMPOSTED YOUR GAME
TR1BB13SCH1Z0 MADE YOUR THREAD
YUR14 POSTED YURI ON YOUR GENERAL
SH4Y SHAT YOUR THREADS
AK3M1 IS NOT A SINGLE PERSON
CUM2P4G CVCฮPOSTED ON YOUR GENERAL
>>532546985Klara doesn't even post here lol
>Klara
>Hertaschizo
>Zaunite
>Mr C
>Renata
Picrel
>>532547162Not your bogeyman you mentally ill faggot.
>>532547272Tribbie has a schizo? Is that the you NEED her one?
I see alot of E2 and E6 Saber pullers in here. Any fellow Archer bros too?
>>532547460>T. Hertaschizo
>>532547450Why did you name them then retard
>>532547272you forgot your daddy Chadter
>>532547574No need to talk about yourself in third person Hertaschizo
>>532547150Dark Sunday looks so good. He should've joined the Stellaron Hunters instead of the AE that's wasting his potential
>>532546957Who is even Nikke's most popular girl? Rapi becoming temu Red Hood was fucking lame though
>>532547689Shift up likes to think Doro is
I love my cute manhating dyke girlfriend Zaunite
I love my adorable mysogynistic fujo girlfriend Helena
I love my smart spanish yume girlfriend Renata
>>532547469At the time where Amphoreus cast was leaked/revealed, he engaged in thread wars with hertaschizo (right after The Herta was dripped) using like the same 3 fanarts Tribbie had at that time.
>>532547689Egg. Her summer version gets way more art than Rapi and Doro combined.
>>532547881>HelenaI swear you're just making shit up at this point nigga WHO
>>532548001I think it was a mydei fujo that posted her pussy
>>532546957Nikke has more soul than your Hi3 pag game.
https://youtu.be/PX9aWkPlpA8?si=jN0zIjcGluYk3lnT
First colored character when?
so what happens if this guy abduct Phainon while he's in Kevin mode?
>>532548206Your arlan?
Your archer?
Your sigga?
Your sugga?
>>532548329Your supports have to break him out of jail.
dot gui is going to the oblivion realm, isnt she.
>tried with new planar, sacrificing speed
>tried with nu kafka with glamoth and new planar
Hold me bros, she used to clear.
Maybe BE gui has some use
>>532548329I don't have the webm but I think his ult is cancelled and you go back to your 3 characters
>>532548329Ult ends and he sleeps. Yup
>>532548329He's forced out of ult state lmao
Seรฑorita Centella Chispitas.
>>532548426>>532548441>>532548465>>532548497Surely that's a bug since not even svarog can imprison him. If not sleepy doggo is chudnon's hard counter boss
>>532548597>Curi Rail posting hoursMoar please.
>>532548679>Surely that's a bug since not even svarog can imprison him. If not sleepy doggo is chudnon's hard counter bossDon't forget Argenti hard countering him too.
>>532548597Xueyi mentioned!
>>532548431E5 a limited LC for her
have some cerydra meme before v5 drops
>>532548761How does beauty man counter him?
>>532548679>>532548761Phainon will job to the tiniest enemy mechanics once devs forget about him but at least it'll be funny
>3 wind units (4 if counting Saber) in Amphoreus
>3 quantums
>2 phys
Fire doko???
>>532548903He's going to be buffed in a year just like Firefraud, watch
>>532549121wasn't dan3 supposed to be fire
>>532549191@R3n4t4
Translate please!
>>532542231I need more of these
>>532549276It was but it's apparently Phys now
>>532549121>1 lightning (Aglaea)>1 imaginary (Mydei)>new leaked ice ascension mats (most likely for March and Cyrene)Maybe Constance will be fire
>>532549121Penacony is loaded with fire units so we had to take a break
>>532549437Nigger that's 100% the original SnK dialogue you don't need a translation
>>532547976counter argument:
>>532548679https://x.com/dailyphainon/status/1926329392742973585
Found the vid lol
There should be a collection of enemies hard countering Phainon
>>532549578>new leaked ice ascension mats (most likely for March and Cyrene)Huh, there's no way an alt would have the same element as the original, right?? That would be super fucking lame. Cyrene I could see being ice I guess.
>>532549803Herta and her doll are both ice and erudition
They're making fun of us, bros...
Raildevs deserve to be endlessly clowned on
>>532549803>woman named Herta
>>532549578not another ice...I already have Jingliu and THerta
>>532550259Elements have become meaningless in this game
>>532548868Since Flopnon acts so rarely, whenever adds put up a 1-time Shield on the enemy party, Flopnon's next turn will simply get wasted.
It's like if you had someone slow with a non-damaging ult try to 1v1 one of those little rectangular robots on Belobog.
It would just keep shielding up and you'd get nowhere while it slowly killed you 1 tackle at a time.
>>532549956We cannot survive much more of this
>>53255034220% res pen is not meaningless to me
>>532550034Cipher would never say this
>>532549956New wuwa patch is supposed to be "filler" and still had a new zone, HSR had literally 0 excuse for doing this on a collab that had been announced like a year ago.
>>532550418Glamoth looks like a pretty cool place.
Mydei fujoโฆi miss youโฆ
I really love my Herta and Tingyunโฆ
>>532550404>>532549797lmao incoming moc bosses after his shilling is over
Cipher stealing the key to my cage
>>532546868Every single /hsrg/ poster except me...
>>532550746>Anaxa>Silver WolfOh no....anyway
What are your thoughts about this girl?
>>532539965we know, Cerydra...
>>532550780Aglaea planting the decoy
>>532550892Literally a gallagher sidegrade.
>>532540691I post like an autistic retard
>>532549956I don't remember the purple plants in Britain...
>>532550892My first 5 star. I love her.
>>532550892I liked it when she was teasing TB about drinking her blood
Got me really hard
>>532551109relatively new fag...
>>532551038Post the empty template
>>532550780How can she steal it from Madam Herta?
>>532550892Hyacine killed her
>>532545717yanking is looking like a queen
>>532550259you were supposed to skip herta
this is a honkai impact general
>>532551017The UK is FILLED with Butterfly bushes. Wtf are ypu smoking?
>>532551356Red Heads are just UNMATCHED.
mihoyo rendered my jingliu useless because i dont have a certain character
>>532551173I think I count as an oldfag now. I'm officially above average.
>>532550603wuwa is under tencent now so they're technically 100x bigger than us, we're like a small indie company in comparison
>>532551356When his kit was first revealed I thought it would be Hoolay that would counter him but that was because I forgot argenti existed.
>>532551356>>532551498What kind of buffs should Argenti get?
>>532551532>I didn't know lol
>>532551532>I didn't knowpfffftttt ahahahahahahah yeah, sure
>>532551356Kevin's one weakness... the red man of BEAUTY!
>>532551532so minority is always right?
>>532551585Wudogs trying to posture themselves as le underdog post-Tencent will never not be funny
>>532551532do i even want to to know or this is more korean small pp sign level autism
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I don't feel so good european fofo sisters
>>532551532Why did they even harass this VA? The rest of the cast actively ship things too
>>532551804it's a "see everything as cuckold" level autism.
How are you guys enjoying the current event?
>>532551639>>532551701She said she didn't know because she lives in Japan
>>532551628Aoe Fua that triggers after getting 4 stacks
You get
>1 stack after killing a trash mob>1 stack after using skill>2 stacks after breaking an elite>2 stacks after using normal ult>4 stacks after using Enhanced ult
>>532552008that's a cope excuse. I have literally never seen anything but the LGBT/LGBTQ flag irl and it's on the internet. can I claim ignorance about other flags on the english internet? no fucking way. pressing X to doubt
>>532551862Personally I have 0 problem with VAs shipping characters, CN and JP VAs do this too and nobody gives a flying fuck.
But bringing up political flag is too fucking much.
>>532551995There's an event going on?
>>532551995Without a Yuria gf...
>>532551859this person doesn't represent us fofo enjoyers, we would never get e2 because we recognize it as a scrub eidolon and we trust our fofo to keep the team alive
>>532552298there's two in hi3
>>532552241>political flagwhich government does it represent?
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Yorokobe, shojo...
>>532552338you will make it
I dont want to let the PAYN go...
>>532552425the new world order UN secret jewish government that is trying to turn everyone gay to exterminate the white race
>>532552739that's already too many people
>>532552873not flat enough
Sunday's so good, I don't regret rolling this mf
>>532552739What do people even do in there kek
I can imagine myself getting in there only to be one of those servers I don't bother with a week in
>>532552873not not flat enough
>>532552425remember when someone claimed the three dots underneath robin's eyes meant she belongs to the gays because those are the colors of the lgtb flag? that flag
>>532553297march 7th is trans
>>532553253Like /hsrg/, talk about other gacha
Cant belive we have so many incels here why dont they play Nikke or some porn game ?
>>532553562Why don't you mind your own business?
>>53255183830 minutes in paint
>>532553764Finally a Topaz I'd have sex with
>>532553165omelette du fromage
>>532551038i don't get it
>>532553949omelette du fromage...?
>>532552873Can you do Herta kissing Tingyun?
>>532553794Hook isn't Harmony
Misha isn't Harmony
Tingyun isn't Destruction
Yunli isn't Harmony
F*f* isn't Harmony
Yukong isn't Destruction
Sparkle isn't Destruction
> Debuffs found dead in a ditch
> Third world robot with a shield and a looksmaxxing redheaded knight with a shield counters Phainon
> Sustains are irrelevant unless they add on numbers other than healing/shielding
This is what happens when every battle is only about BIGGER and BIGGER numbers while actual mechanics don't allow creativity and flexibility in solutions but are only instead used to sell specific niches of the newest shiny character. The game ends up being pic related, except the shapes only get BIGGER and BIGGER from time to time. This shit is a toddler's game.
post em
>your favorite HSR character
>your car
Will Edo Star Sparkle actually be barefoot?
No bait and switch with sandals?
>>532554391>pringles>1993 honda del sol (red)
>>532554391Kafka
Public transports (I do have a Licence tho.)
>>532554165what are we doing here man
>>532545762You cannot tame a slut. Aventurine was never for Ratio, Ratio is for him. The same applies for Phainon ships.
>>532554391aventurine
toyota corolla d-4d
Can we go back to the times I was the only one posting Elysia/Cyrene? I don't like the schizos pretending to like her.
>>532555020>toyota corolla d-4dsame except it's the Corolla Verso
>>532555068Can we go back to the times when you posted in hig and fucked off? Elyniggers are all insufferable
>>532555310honkai impacted you
THREE
TIMES
>>532555310cry about it Hertaschizo
>>532555426Stop trying to make everything about yourself, Hertaschizo.
>>532552586It's as good as tutorial if you build right. Helps get you to 175 spd (with eagle that's pseudo 200), adds more DoT for Hysilens to trigger her fishy damage, boosts kafka's personal damage...
Thing is, with your current setup, you don't get to ult often enough, which defeats the point of wearing eagle.
I'd switch glamoth for lushanka.
>>532555395No it railed me into the stars you moron
>>532555490stop poisoning the well, hertaschizo
>>532555490>T. Hertaschizo talking about himself in third person
>>532555519that's not what happened when welt raped you
>>532555068Don't worry, I'll indiscriminately shit on all Elysiaposters.
>>532555572>>532555623>xe (hertaschizo) says (from multiple devices) while poisoning the wellNice one, Hertaschizo.
>>532555068she triggers my agp
may the real Herta Schizo please stand up?
>>532555735I'm trans, and I'm suffering from an AGP induced schizophrenic episode
Realistically how long until we can finally cuck Phainon and roll for Cyrene?
Your boogieman (Hertaschizo (non-existant)) did irreparable damage to your psyche
Hehe... haha... hehehehe...
I want to lick off another men's semen off Zaunite's pussy
>>532555878I've had the misfortune of interacting with the genuine article in the past. This is not his style and his schizophrenia will tire you out.
>>532556280who's that qt3.14?
Hertaschizo isnt just a tranny raiding cord
Its a mindset, a lifestyle
>>532555947Probably December because we still have 2 entire patches
>>532556421Just like Herta has dolls, who are indistinguishable from each other, all Hertaschizo (plural) also form a similar hierarchy.
>>532555506nu kafka is a pain in the ass to build...
https://poal.me/vpwmax
https://poal.me/vpwmax
https://poal.me/vpwmax
>>532554448why would sparkle be in edo star?
hertaschizo just wants to post about his herta and tingyun but you wonโt even let him do that in peace
>>532556791are you retarded
>>532556701*smooches u back*
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/519499658/#519500356
Mr. C should've never left, look how nice she used to be
>>532555865>>532555930>>532556197fuck off hig freaks
go back to your dead thread
>>532556931honkai game
honkai general
cyrene == elysia
>>532556913>T. ZAUNITE MISSING HER CRUSH
>>532556931Uh oh Hertaschizo melty! This is a HONKAI game
>>532556791Speculation based on PVs and how the character looks. Nothing in her dialogue confirms this tho.
>>532556867hertasquizo got ip wiped multiple times in the past and i didn't see him post his herta and tingyun even once
>>532556753I need a chess wife and I'm gettng Cerydra no matter what
>>532556690I know bruv. Hoyo really shouldn't be buffing characters in ways that require you to essentially build from scratch.
>>532530467Bronya(s) RABU!
>>532557135stinky, smegma ridden pussy.. unwashed and unshaven since birth...
You guys are sick for cucking Phainon like that. The thought of fucking his childhood friend behind a tree while he goes to play with the fairies is sick and Shaoji does not want you to think about that.
>>532557004But her crush is here and replying to himself in 3rd person
>>532557096Then it was one of Hertaschizoโs falseflaggers
>>532556931>recent /hig/ poal>5 Trans>3 Man>1 Womanyeah...
>>532557420there are hertaschizo(s) (plural), remember? it was still hertaschizo. we are legion
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>>532557206built for tiny shota cock
>>532557242Shaoji did this on purpose, I don't think he was a Kevin fan
We'll never be your thread crush, you need to move on
WHO THE FUCK IS HERTASCHIZO AND WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING EVERYONE THAT
>Been holding off on story since the bananashit completely made me drop it and just login for dailies/SU
>Decided to sit down and blow through 3.0+3.1 in 4 1/2 hours just reading the summaries and then spending like 45 min watching recap videos to fill in the details
>Check how long it would take normally by looking at youtube playthrough length
>16 hours
Skipchads won
posting herta doesn't make you an herta"schizo", btw
>>532557746I weep for the retarded...
Does posting Tingyun or Fugue make me a Hertaschizo?
Only profound metal illness could explain someone liking something I don't like.
>>532557849I find it funny they had to completely make up a personality for hyacine for her trailer because she literally has none.
>>532557894this except the opposite
since when did we find out hertaschizo was ACK the entire time?
>>532557656The worst thing to happen to /hsrg/
Alright Hertaschizo how do I build doll Herta?
I wanna pinch Yunli's cheeks
goodnight bwos I love Xueyi so I must be either Xueyischizo or Xueyifag is that right?
>thread talking more about a schizo than the collab
>>532558181Goodnight, Xueyischizo!
>>532558181you are an xueyibro, bro. gn bro. from, fofoschizo
>>532558181When are you going to post futa Xueyi?
>>532558065You're slacking off.
>>532558332Less this be a lettuce
>>532558332Do you believe in magic?
>>532558235What about the collab do you want to talk about? Iโm having fun using my Tingyun on my Archer team.
>>532558181Right, Xueyischizo.
>>532558332Friendship is magic.
but I'm VERY mentally ill
>>532558562Stop posting this picture.
>>532558545>using Ting on a worm instead of a Galge like saberYOU HAVE AIDS
>>532558631Is this one better?
>>532550661I still show up sometimes. I dont always talk about Mydei either.
>>532557242Paglus can't fuck any girl. Look at him.
>>532558727come on over to my place bwi I have AC
>>532542231>>532557458I take DOT damage from those
>>532558776You bitch... you tricky little fucker... you absolutely foul person...
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any leaks?
any news?
any content?
any funny art?
>>532558562Keep posting this picture.
>>532558821Meanwhile him with Floprice: Didn't even raise his arms when she hugged him
>>532551356I never got this meme. Just use Phainons blast not his counter. Never had a problem against Argenti.
>>532558814Why do you count up until Mydei is back?
Did you... Did you skip him???
>>532558952no
elysia's fig sold 100,000 units (best of all hoyo figs btw)
in hi3
pic related because gays are funny
>>532558727It's cold as fuck
First event after Amphoreus will have the main trio from HI3.
>How did I recognize a Klara post?
Well, it's a trade secret.
ah yep higgers met their quota of 4 posts in the last hour and came right here to shit up the thread
>>5325577263.1 was good. Sorry you missed out.
>>532559368she doesn't even post here bwo
>>532559160never happening
>>532559413honkai game
honkai general
Who is the big HI3 character push for 4.x?
>>532559574Yae supposedly and she's a dyke in both HI3 and Genshin
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>>532559413IMPACTED
IMPACTED
IMPACTED
>>532559305Oh Bubbles, my Bubbles...
>>532559687>and genshin*aetherpag screeching noises*
>>532557726Everything but mydeislop was good. Sorry you missed out.
>>532559368>>532559451Dude fuck off, not funny
Phainon? literally me
Cyrene? Renata
>>532560083fuck off cuckfag
>>532560106sorry I was born autistic and didnt think it would bother me much
it did
>>532559027The one counting for Mydei to come back it's me but it's about him reviving
>>532560182I read this in their EN voices
>>532556758This semen demon wont be a hebe. Doesnt matter.
>>532560793probably cute under the aids eye makeup
is the website dying for someone else
my captcha is taking long to load and long to post
>>532560793cute
>>532531301Herta is a dyke now too tho
>>532561047Nyo, fine on my end.
>>532561180aids
guess my routing is going to hell
>>532560793love me chicken girl
>>532560703If she is not a hebe i won't be pulling
>>532560703if she is a hebe i will be pulling her
Got any more of them herta mei pics?
/hsrg/
I'm going to do something EXTREMLY stupid
I'm just 80 pulls away from the Garcher cone, so I'm going to pull 40 times each on the character and lightcone banner PRAYING I don't get an early
can I get a toot for good luck?
F for britbongs.
>>532561513Extra Fs for this retard.
>>532560703>thinking mihoyo is going to put in the effort to give her a completely new modelhave you seen the state of the game recently bwo
>>532561757Anon we know this is not her playable design since they very beggining
>>532561393>>532561616Ruan Mei is so beautiful
Herta doesn't deserve her
>>532561757Chadkai expies get all the budget.
>>532561513toot for a spook at 40
>>532561513why didnt you do this on the previous banner pitybro
>Deleted
Hertaschizo LOST
Melty incoming
>>532561513>her cone>not her e1you fool
>>532562119hertaschizo lost bigly keky!
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I didn't make that thread
>>532562541I need a Hyacine cosplayer gf...
>>532562645>creating an early when janny is active
>>532562645>Spamming/flooding
>>532562645Do your job, janny
someone make the last post
>>532562178grats anon I did the same thing.
What fucking flag you retards? Not all of us are terminally online like you virgins are